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164: Unexpected - We're The Kids in America (S6 E1) · Reality TV Cringe

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Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
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Deelia here with my real tight home girl and my daughter in law,
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the Beautiful, the Resplendent, the effort vest and Hi everybody's We are here
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Unexpected, which I think we're in season five or six, season six,
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yeah on TLC. Yeah. Have you ever watched this before? No,
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I've never watched it, but I was a total teen mom, yeah back
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in the day, So not exactly teen mom, but very very similar.
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So before we get into it, we just want to give you our disclaimer.
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We just want to get fatter, and it's working. Yeah, we're special
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for you. Thanks, Thanks, honey. It is kidding. So no,
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it's okay. So my first question to you is were you a teenage
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hoe? Because let me guess, let me guess you were. No,
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I wasn't. You weren't breaking it open? I was, and spread new
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why I was such a prude. I was such a prude. Your daughter
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was more of a hoe than me? What yeah, spoiler alert, what
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are your mom? What do you mean she was more of a hoe than
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me? By like, not by that much. Okay, fine, she's
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almost thirty. I can take it. It's kind of difficult having a lesbian
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daughter because she has all of her girlfriends. Yeah, we just assumed their
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girlfriends. And then one day you open the door and somebody's eating the bike
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making out you're doing something in there that never happened. Good, don't get
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check I do I do? Well? What do you think? Do you
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think I was a hope? Yeah? Well, no, you I know
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this. You weren't. You weren't until you met your first husband. Well,
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I wasn't a hoe when I met my first husband. He was my
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first, your first everything. Yeah, yeah, I was honey in my
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forties, I was a hope. You were a milf hoe. What's upon
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a time? Not long ago? I was a and I'm yes, I
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enjoyed myself a little later in life, but honestly, that's when you can
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enjoy yourself because you understand your body and your sexual urges, and as women,
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we peak sexually in terms of our libidos in our forties. Thank god,
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Milf Manner wasn't around, and although I would have killed it objectively,
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you would have been the prettiest, most natural one there, intelligent, kind,
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a woman of quality. That's right. I would have run milf manner.
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Oh my god. We're reacting to that on Patreon, by the way,
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you guys, and that's crazy. I think we have a big reaction
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coming out next week, this week, next week. I think it's this
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week. It's next week, but we're reacting to it. Yes, okay,
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so let's get into this episode. Well, first of all, do
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you have any takeaways about it? I was actually surprised how young these kids
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were. I mean babies, the fifteen year olds that are pregnant. I'm
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like, what are you dophomores in high school? Oh my god, I
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can't. And I'm side eyeing a lot of these parents, a lot of
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them. I'm like, what are you doing? Well, it's so weird
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to me how it's such like ancestral energy, Like so many teen moms had
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teen moms who had teen moms. That's my family. I literally come from
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a family of generational like all the way to my great great grandmother. They
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were all teen moms. I'm the oldest. You broke the cycle I am
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before that. My mom was the oldest one and she was still a teen
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mom at nineteen. Wow. So I come from that, so I know
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firsthand it's totally like a generational thing. It used to be back in the
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day, it was like linked to more like poverty, like generational poverty.
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You didn't have as much access to education and stuff. But now it's just
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a bunch of these kids on TikTok and stuff. I'm just gyrate. I
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feel like an old lady talking about these kids, like what are you doing?
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I know they're doing their TikTok dances even in this show, and they're
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so bad at it. And those three white little girls cheerleaders, I'm just
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like, oh my god, your cheerleaders, move your apps, I know.
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I mean, at least try to dance. You look so corny.
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It's terrible and cringing for you. You're gonna be cringing for yourself in about
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ten years. Oh but they're kids on this show. I'm like, y'all
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are talking about peeing yourselves and all this crazy stuff. I'm like, this
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is embarrassing, very much so and troubling, yeah, and sad, even
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though in all fairness and in the spirit of transparency. I was really hoping
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my daughter would be a teen mom. Why, well, because you wanted
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a gram baby, Because I mean she was fifteen and sixteen, and I'm
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like, it will be okay. I mean, baby, she's like,
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I'm a lesbian. It's not happening. Oh my god. I would have
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been okay with it, Oh my god. Meanwhile, my mom was like
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screaming at me, like, don't ever get pregnant in your teens. You'll
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ruin your life. Like it was always like the thing we were told,
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so we were scared straight. Well, it's just interesting as you watch these
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families, like how some families are open and equipped to handle it and some
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of these parents are the word they're terrible. Yeah, I know. So
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let's get into some of these couples. So I've never watched any of these
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seasons. I know that there's gonna be one returning couple on this season.
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We'll get to them later, but it seems like most of these people are
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new I think so besides, like Jenna, Jenna's been on prior seasons.
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But we start with Emily and Nate. So Emily is eighteen, Nate is
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sixteen. They're from my home state of course, Astoria, Oregon, which
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is like my dream area of the country to live. Really, God,
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it's so beautiful. A lot of meth labs. No, it's beautiful,
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smell of meth in the morning. It's right on the river, and it's
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just so gorgeous. I love it. It looked really pretty. I was
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wondering where they were. It's beautiful. I've been there many many times.
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My aunt and uncle lived there still, but they're from Oregon. And Emily
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is thirty seven weeks pregnant. She's a senior in high school. She's gonna
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be graduating and leaving her young little boyfriend there to finish out high school.
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And he'll be so happy that she does, because she mom's him the entire
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time because he's a child. He is a child. He doesn't know how
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to be an adult, and nor should he. But I mean, he's
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going to have to figure it out. He is, unfortunately, and they've
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only been together for eleven months, which means they got pregnant after only two
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months of dayton immediately, and Emily says, that's just how relationships are nowadays.
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They just start with sex. And I'm like, no, I'm not
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that old. And that's not how it was for me. I mean,
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hookup culture is totally a thing. It was a thing when I was in
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high school. I just didn't participate in it because I was a lame kid.
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I didn't have anybody to hook up with me, so that's why I
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didn't have it. But yeah, I just thought that was kind of a
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weird comment. She's like, relationships to start with sex. Well, she's
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dumb. She's eighteen years old. She doesn't know what she's talking about.
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This is her one experience in life, so she thinks it's everybody's experience,
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and she knows how to do the experience the best. She was very bossy
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a little bit. This relationship is obviously, none of these relationships are ever
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going to work because they are too young. I mean sometimes you'll get like
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the unicorn, sure, and you'll have people who stay together, but like,
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none of these relationships are going to work. And she just gives me
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bossy, she gives me bully, she gives me pushing him around, and
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I'm like, oh, it's a recipe for disaster. And he just looks
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like he's dead inside. I mean he does not look happy about it.
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But I'm like, what sixteen year old would be happy about it? You
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know what I mean. It's like it's one of those things where it's like,
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yeah, a cool baby, but I'm way too young to deal with
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this. Poor Nate. He races dirt bikes, dirt bikes, which is
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something my cousin did. We used to go to the same race tracks that
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he was at. I was like the cooking meth. Yeah sometimes okay,
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dumbster back, but it was fun. Okay. So he wants to go
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pro, but he's probably not gonna be able to interest. You'll never be
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a star, Nate, You'll never be pro. Well, my cousin was
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sponsored by big companies stuff. He went pro for a few years. Oh
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well, he's not anymore. Now. He lives in Weed, California,
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and gross his own marijuana, so of course he does. Yeah, I'm
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not even kidding, but yeah, he wants to go pro. Nate has
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all these big dreams and he's sad about it because he's probably gonna have to
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give up racing. He's already had to get a job to support his baby
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mama. I don't know who's gonna be coming to live with him and his
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mother, Taren, Oh my God when she gives birth. She has no
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relationship with her own biological mother, yes, and I'm not sure why we
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haven't really gotten into that yet. She is close to her father, who
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we did not meet in this episode, but for whatever reas probably to be
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close to the father. She's gonna be moving in with Taren, who is
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Nate's mom, and we already know this gonna be a disaster. Taren has
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three kids of her own, the youngest is two, and she's a single
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mom too. Yeah, Like, so her husband bounced and so it's just
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her and you're gonna be moving in this bully, bossy, controlling, loud
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mouthed girl, and it's a recipe for disaster. Well, and they don't
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even really know each other that well, Like Emily said, she's only met
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her a couple times, but she likes her enough to move in with her.
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Emily's also dumb because she hasn't told her dad that she wants to move
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in with her, So her dad's gonna be devastated. Yeah, because her
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dad's gonna be like, what the fuck? Emily straight up said she thinks
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that Taryn will provide more support for her with a new baby, and I
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don't know if that's like a dig at her dad, But I'm like,
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it seems like your dad did a well, maybe her dad is working all
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the time. And maybe Teren she said she was a single mom. I
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wonder if she's a stay at home mom. I don't know. I wonder
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if she works. I don't know. Maybe she's just going to be more
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present and that's what Emily yeah needs. It's gonna take a while for me
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to remember these kids. Yeah. I kind of felt for Tarin because she
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doesn't seem happy about this situation at all. She doesn't seem to like Emily
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either. I don't either. She said. Her first impression of her was
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like, who is this chick? She stole my baby? And I'm like
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why, yikes. Well, and Nate seems like he don't respect his mama,
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and of because he told his mom that he got a girl pregnant over
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text in the other room. He was in his bedroom. She's like making
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dinner and texts her and says, oh, by the way, and I'm
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really sorry in advance because this is terrible that I did this. But we
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had sex like three times and she's pregnant, and Mom's like, get out.
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Here, right now, right now. And of course he was worried
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she was gonna be mad, and I'm sure she was. She's acted like
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she wasn't, but I'm sure she was pissed off. But it's like,
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girl, what are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Toothpaste
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is out of the toothpaste thingo. Gross. They are gonna be a couple
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to watch, that's for sure. And then we have the youngest couple I
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think of the season, Kaylee and Graham. They're both fifteen. They are
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so young. From Mary in Kentucky, she was a cheerleader. She can't
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wait to get back to cheerleading and tumbling and doing all that stuff because she
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thinks, because she's a baby, the life's just gonna go right back to
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the way that it was and Mom's gonna take care of everything. She has
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no idea, no no capacity to understand how much her life is going to
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change. What did you think of her? Just in terms of the they
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Oh, she's just so young and naive. Sweet though she's sweet, but
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I'm just like, you're also so dumb. I'm sorry, but I'm just
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like, oh my god. And I kind of felt bad for her because
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she talked about she had to quit sport, she had to quit cheerleading,
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and ever since she got pregnant, like her whole town basically all of her
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friends, everybody at school, her church, like everybody's totally judging her.
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And I'm like, yeah, you're in a small southern town, like that's
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what they do there. It doesn't mean it's right. So I felt bad
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for her on that regard. She lost her virginity at fourteen, though,
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I'm like, oh god, that's so young. High school. My best
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friend got pregnant at fourteen. I think she had her son at fourteen or
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just turned fifteen. I honor at fourteen. Oh my god, that's crazy.
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Yes, well my poppy's first wife was fourteen and she got pregnant at
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fifteen. Wow. Yeah, and had to quit high school and everything.
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It's so terrible. Well, and you think we've come a long way,
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like the times have changed. We're generally more educated and have different sensibilities about
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these things like reproduction and reproductive rights. But guess what, No, times
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don't change. Everything is the same. Yep. And for a while there,
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because of Teen Mom and all of those other shows on MTV, it
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became kind of popular to be a team. I'm like, I knew a
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few girls in high school that were pregnant and had their babies and stuff.
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I graduation, and it was just like a normalized thing. But now it
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seems like it's hopeful starting to change, like maybe people are starting to learn.
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I don't. I don't think. So. There you have thirteen year
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olds doing the boket point under the sun. Of course they are if you're
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not gonna have parents that are teaching their children and observing their children. And
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in this economy, everybody's got to work. So mom's working, dad's working,
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grandma's working, everybody's working. So these kids be fucking Oh sure,
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it's a fucking well. Everybody's working, yep, creating more mouths to feed.
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Well. And Kaylee's parents are kind of weird too, because her mom
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is only forty. She had roomed totally, was groomed by her daddy who
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is fifty nine right, and met her when she was eighteen and he was
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thirty seven, married her, yes, and then impregnated her immediately. Oh
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and she was nineteen too, so she Kaylee's mom, Mandy is her name,
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talks about how being a tea mom is hard like, and she was
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nineteen. She was a little bit older. That's how old my mom was
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when she had me. And let me tell you, it wasn't great.
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I mean, like not like my mom was a bad mom, but it's
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just like, you know, it was. She's still kind of a kid,
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and it was hard for me. Of course. She used to talk
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about that all the time growing up. That was what scared us straight,
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just talking about how hard it was to be nineteen having to figure everything out
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as a single mom. Too. My sperm donor wasn't around, so she
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had to figure it all out and that sucked. So I don't know,
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I felt bad for Mandy because I think she just didn't ever expect her young
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baby to be out here, hole and around. I mean, but at
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the same time, are we having conversations with her, because right she seems
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to be in kind of a church culture, And so do you guys just
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talk about abstinence and purity rings or are you guys talking about sex and how
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to prevent pregnancies? Like, where's the educational aspect here? We're not talking
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about that yet. It's the first episode. Maybe I'm crazy, I don't
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know, but she seems very the mom what's her name again, Mandy.
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She just seems very pinned up, almost repressed, like uh, not necessarily
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open and expressive, and very very unhappy with the situation because she was groomed
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probably, I mean well, and when Kaylee said that she lost her virginity
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at fourteen, Mandy was surprised. She's like, what, I thought you
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were innocent. So I'm like, you're not talking to your kid, right,
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You're letting them have like unsupervised time with their phone, probably in the
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Internet. And so that's how she met Graham apparently, who lives thirty miles
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away. That's how she knows how to bust it open because she's been on
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porn. Huhan, come on, people like, what the hell? I
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don't know? And then this Graham kid, I just I don't have much
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faith in him. I mean, he's a background character. He's an NPC,
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he has absolutely no consciousness, he's not plugged into the main frame mind.
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He's a child too. He just seems so dead inside as well.
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He literally said having a baby is like an eighteen year prison sentence. And
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I'm like, kind of, yi, You're not wrong, I mean it
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I comparing you to prison is a little harsh for me, but I'm I
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guess it's a huge there was reponsibility. Well, it's a huge ramification.
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Yeah, and it's it's it's going to be a big fucking deal for the
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rest of your life. Yeah, And somebody must be saying that to him
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at probably somebody's letting him know, your life is fucking over. Oh,
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totally. And he seems to be kind of teetering off into a depression as
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a result, because we saw a preview and he's crying and he's very,
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very scared. And he lives thirty minutes away anyway, yeah from Kaylee.
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So I think we're just going to see him home or Simpson kind of back
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up into the hedges. Yeah, probably peace out, you can take care
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of the baby. Yeah. He just seems totally detached. But it's weird
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because him and Kaylee have been together since they were twelve, so they've been
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together for three years. He says, I found the one, like I
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love her, And I'm like, well, do you even know what that
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means right now? You're a zeyegoat. Yeah, But he got a job,
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he quit sports so he could provide for Kaylee. Kaylee also got a
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part time job. She's working during school making eight dollars an hour. No
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poor? Is that what the minimum wages in America? I don't know in
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Kentucky. Probably not in California, honey, no, honey, not even
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in Texas anymore. Yeah, So I don't know. These kids are working
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hard, they both. I don't think they understand the ramifications of their decision.
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I don't think they understand what it's going to be like or take care
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of a baby. No, they're not going to know until it's happening.
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And even then they're gonna be relying on their parents for sure, I know.
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And that sucks because even Mandy says, like, I'm gonna have to
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take extra shifts at work so I can support the baby. Well, what
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is the fifty nine year old dad doing. I don't know. He's ten
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kids. He had ten kids before Mandy. I know, he's just in
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this planet populating it like two babies. He's got two kids and a bunch
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of grandkids. Oh, I thought it was ten kids. So I need
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to listen with both of you and my eyes open. I think he's two
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kids. He's got two kids, and then uh Kayley, and then he's
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got nine grandkids. Oh, okay, he's gonna be Pap Paul for the
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ninth time because he's an old fart. He totally is. I'm like,
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I feel bad for Mandy, but don't you girl, You chose this,
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so it's kind of weird. They also talk about how Kayleie is super spoiled
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because she's about to turn sixteen and she's like waitressing for her family at this
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restaurant she works at, and they're like, yeah, what do you want
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for your birthday besides a car? And she's like, I want an Apple
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Watch. Yeah, And I'm like, excuse me, I was lucky if
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I got any of that. Yeah, my reward was no punishment. Yeah,
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that was my rewin didn't get shit. I was poor as hell,
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but so spoiled. But then again, parents, this is the child that
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you have raised. You did not discipline her, you did not bring her
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up in the way that she should go, and now here she is about
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to give birth. Heather jo heavy hell job and wanting an Apple Watch from
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mommy and a car from daddy. That's not the real world, especially if
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you're picking up shifts to pay for all of this, I know. So
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they obviously don't make a lot of mine rich people. But you're still spoiling
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this girl. Is that really what you want to do? Is that working
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for you? That's wild to me. I can't stand when kids get spoiled,
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and Mandy even admits it. She's like, I know she's spoiled,
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rotten, it's my fault. But what can you do? Be a parent?
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Pick up extra shifts and tell her now that she's pregnant, she don't
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get to be spoiled. Now, she's got to earn that shit. That's
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what I would say. But it's not my circus, No, not your
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monkeys. And then we have Jenna and her son Luca. So I think
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Jenna has been on prior seasons of Unexpected. I was watching that season,
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so I remembered Jenna. I remember that. I think I stopped watching Unexpected
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because of Jenna, because previously she was so spoiled by her father and she
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would talk back to him and she was just awful, and I couldn't take
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it anymore, so I just stopped watching. So seeing kind of the transit
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from who she was before and who she is now, she has come a
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long way, even though she's probably still spoiled and she's still I don't know,
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totally titled, but she's a lot different. She seems to have matured
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quite a bit, and she's still dealing with this punk cast Aidan. Oh
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my god, he seems like a total piece of shit. From all the
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flashbacks, I'm like, fuck this guy. He seems so terrible. So
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she had a baby with him named Luca. Jenna's currently nineteen. We see
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her flying back to her hometown in Pennsylvania because she's going to be picking up
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some of her stuff there because she's going to be moving or she wants to
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move down to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. And see, I was a
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little I was judging her at first at the beginning of the episode because she
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talks about how she has an ongoing custody agreement in battle with Aiden, the
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baby daddy of Luca, and Aiden agreed to let her move to Myrtle Beach
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in exchange for her not demanding any child support from him, and I was
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like, that's so dumb. But then I saw all the flashbacks of Aiden
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and how much of an asshole he is, and I kind of understand where
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Jenna's coming from, Like she just wants to keep the peace, but it's
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like, at what point do you continue dealing with such an asshole who doesn't
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seem to care about Luca at all? Right, which is super weird to
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know. And I think she even says in this episode, like, the
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only reason he seems to care about him is when it's bothering me. Yes,
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that's why he wants to care about him. It's not because he has
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any genuine affection for the young boy. And that's so toxic. It's terrible.
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And it's just like reminiscent of her dad's issues with her mom, because
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her dad, Matt, who's like forty five or whatever, talks about how
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he had a horrible, toxic relationship with her mom and they couldn't even co
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parent because it was that bad. I'm like, okay, cool, So
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now it's just a generational cycle that's repeating with your daughter. Good job,
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dad. Can we uncensored for a second half? Okay, we are back
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from the uncensored bits, And if you guys want to hear those uncensored conversations,
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you do have to go to our patreon. It's for patrons only,
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and we're just talking about some personal stuff that we don't want to share like
23:02
broadcasts out into the whole world. Yeah. But back to Aiden and what's
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her name Jenna? Jenna. Yeah, So her father picks her up from
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the airport and the first thing they're going to do is go to Aiden's house
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and drop off Luca. We can see Jenna getting some anxiety. It starts
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to ratchet up. She doesn't know what's gonna happen, she says to the
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camera, And I really felt for her in this moment. She's like,
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I don't know why, Like he just won't text me back that everything's okay
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when Luca is with him. I don't know why. He just won't send
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me a picture of Luca sleeping so I know he's okay. Like he doesn't
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give me an inch, And it's not about me, it's about like,
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is my child safe. I'm never without him. He just wants to play
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games. Oh I hate those kind of people. I hate that shit too.
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And like she even said, before they even got into the custody issue,
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she had Luca twenty four to seven, so he was making a stink
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about custody. Their original agreement was every other weekend, but even then he
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never answers her phone calls, he never answers her text, so she's just
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left wondering, like, Okay, what the hell? And then she had
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said something too where she's like, I don't feel like it's my responsibility to
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facilitate Aiden having a relationship with Luca. Like she's like, I'm trying what
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I can, and I'm trying to give Luca to him so he can spend
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time and develop a relationship so that Luca doesn't resent me in the future for
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keeping him away from his dad. But at the same time, it's like,
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what can I do with somebody who doesn't want to make the effort and
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doesn't care, which is a very mature mindset for a nineteen year old,
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which just kind of really does speak to how much maturing she has done since
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we saw her a few years ago on this show, Like she's come a
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long way. She's having to deal with adult, real world problems and she
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has to co parent with a jerk. I mean, she takes Luca there,
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she hands Luca to Aidan the father and says, well, what time
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should I come tomorrow to pick him up? And he literally just shuts the
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door in her f They don't have a custody agreement, right because he didn't
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want to have to pay child support of two hundred dollars a month, and
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so, well they have a custody agreement now, but he's going to be
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giving it up so in exchange for no child support so she can move.
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Okay, so there's an existing child's custody arrangement. Okay, that makes more
25:18
sense, thank you. However, like to just shut the door in her
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face so she doesn't know when to come back. When are you going to
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return the child? Like that is beyond the pale. This guy is such
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an asshole. I can't wait for her to move to Myrtle Beach and not
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have to deal with his horseshit well, and it seems like from the preview
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he's going to be causing more issues. So like now they're going to be
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renegotiating a different custody agreement and he's going to be coming back with all these
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crazy terms to keep her or try to keep her in Pennsylvania and not allow
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her to move. So it's like, what is it, dude, Like
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do you want to just keep fucking with her and you're using the kid as
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a pawn? Like that's so messed up you yep. Fuck, You're all
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so crazy to me. But I wonder if we'll see more of Aiden this
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season, because it seemed like there was a lot of him in prior seasons
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and I don't want to deal with him. I don't know how much we're
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going to see him. We'll probably hear about it because of the court proceedings.
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But I did see in like the preview for this season she has another
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boyfriend, somebody totally different and another pregnancy scare. So oh she has another
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baby? What? Yeah in the current year of our Lord twenty twenty four.
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Oh, she's got another baby with this new boyfriend JJ. Okay,
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and they're married or they're engaged or whatever. Sure, sure, jan,
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yes, Wow, I don't is he No, he's cringey looking, really,
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he's not handsome, kind of a dork. But I mean he proposed
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to her, so maybe they have come in a relationship. Oh God,
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you would think once you have a child at sixteen or whatever like that you
26:56
would be more careful, you would take your birth control, like, you
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wouldn't make the same mistake twice. But you know what, it happens all
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the time, all the time, all day, every day. Yep.
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Well, let's get into the season preview. So it looks like we're gonna
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have two more couples that will join us. I did do some googling,
27:10
so I'll give you some conte. Okay. We've got one new couple that's
27:15
brand new to the show, and that's Anaya and de Kwan. They're both
27:19
seventeen. This was the couple that we saw the preview of where they were
27:22
like, yeah, it was love at first sight and we love each other.
27:26
And he gives her a promise ring and her mom is like, I've
27:30
been given promise rings before and they haven't been kept right, So we'll see
27:33
what goes on with that. And then the other couple is Lily and Lawrence.
27:37
Lily's twenty two, Lawrence is twenty one. Lily, I guess,
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was on season one of Unexpected with her first baby daddy, a guy named
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James, and she had a kid. Let me see it? Did I
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write it down? Alayah aliyah okay okay, and then I guess there was
27:56
some issues with James being a piece of shit. She returns four with her
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new boyfriend, Lawrence. Who's this guy who's going to be returning on season
28:03
six. Okay, and they've been together ever since. Okay, and they
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have kids together, all right? Yeah? And so is she just trying
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to marry him? What are we trying to do with that couple? Are
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we still having babies? They looked older. They don't even look like they're
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teens. Really, Oh yeah, they're early twenties. But she's got they've
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got like three kids, so, and I think two of them are Lawrence's.
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I think it's going to be showing their marriage journey or something. I
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don't know. Maybe she's got issues with her first baby daddy, who knows.
28:34
Then we also see Kaylee's mom, Mandy, kind of worried about Graham's
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involvement with the baby after the baby's born, because he's not really involved in
28:45
her pregnancy. Shocker. I don't think he's going to be involved at all.
28:48
And then we have Jenna and Aiden having their ongoing custody battles. This
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is the visitation issues that she's going to be dealing with and her new boyfriend
28:56
JJ and they're not using protection. Oh my god, like, what are
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you doing? So crazy? It's because it feels better without the condoct and
29:06
I don't know, I don't I don't know either. I'm a gold Star,
29:07
so I don't. I mean, like, I don't think. Okay,
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what uncensored? Okay, let's get back from Uncensored. Anything else in
29:18
that preview just some issues between Taran and Emily, some conflicts and power struggles.
29:26
Emily calls Taran controlling, and then she's starting to fight with Nate and
29:30
she's like heavy with child. So I'm sure they're going to break up or
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something. Oh, I forgot. Jenna and Aiden are going to be hiring
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murder attorneys for their custody battles. Excellent. Do you have to hire an
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attorney? It should be a murder It should be a murder attorney. Yeah.
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I'm looking forward to it too. This kind of started with a lot
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of energy and excitement. Do you think this is something we can keep with
29:56
and continue to enjoy? Look, I'm kind of enjoying the trash. It
30:00
seems very trashy. Yeah. I think we're gonna get into it. Yeah,
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with these couples, Yeah, especially with these parents. Yes, my
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gosh. All right, well, is there anything else that we need to
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