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- 0:00Speaker 1: Act one of The Lying Lover or The Lady's Friendship
- 0:04Speaker 1: by Richard Steele. This is a LibriVox recording. All LibriVox
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- 0:13Speaker 1: the volunteer, please visit LibriVox dot org. The Lying Lover
- 0:18Speaker 1: or the Lady's Friendship haig Nos Salus s Adulescentulius Tertullian.
- 0:26Speaker 1: The Lying Lover or the Lady's Friendship a comedy, was
- 0:30Speaker 1: acted at Very Lane Theater on December two, seventeen o three,
- 0:35Speaker 1: and ran for six nights. It was published by Bernard
- 0:39Speaker 1: Linteaux on January twenty sixth, seventeen o four. Wilkes, Buckwick Junior, Mills, Lovemore, Sibber, Lateen, Pinkathman, Storm,
- 0:52Speaker 1: and Bullock Charcoal, together with Missus Oldfield Victoria and Missus
- 0:59Speaker 1: Rogers Penelope, acted in this piece, which, so far as
- 1:04Speaker 1: is known, has been revived only once April fourth, seventeen
- 1:08Speaker 1: forty six, since it was originally produced. The plot was
- 1:13Speaker 1: taken from Lementeur by Corney, who had borrowed from Rui
- 1:17Speaker 1: de Alarcon's Vedad Sospecosa. Steele is of course solely responsible
- 1:24Speaker 1: for the scenes in Newgate towards the end of the piece.
- 1:28Speaker 1: Samuel Foote afterwards made much use of Steele's play in
- 1:32Speaker 1: his Lire to his Grace, the Duke of Ormond, My Lord,
- 1:38Speaker 1: out of gratitude to the memorable and illustrious patron of
- 1:42Speaker 1: my infancy, your Grace's grandfather, I presume to lay this
- 1:47Speaker 1: comedy at your feet. The design of it is to
- 1:50Speaker 1: banish out of conversation all entertainment which does not proceed
- 1:54Speaker 1: from simplicity of mind, good nature, friendship and honor. Such
- 2:00Speaker 1: a purpose will not, I hope, be unacceptable to so
- 2:04Speaker 1: great a lover of mankind as your Grace, And if
- 2:07Speaker 1: your patronage can recommend it to all who love and
- 2:10Speaker 1: honor the Duke of Ormond, its reception will be as
- 2:14Speaker 1: extensive as the world itself. Twas the irresistible force of
- 2:19Speaker 1: this humanity in your temper that has carried you through
- 2:22Speaker 1: the various successes of war, with the peculiar and undisputed
- 2:27Speaker 1: distinction that you have drawn your sword without other motive
- 2:31Speaker 1: than a passionate regard for the glory of your country,
- 2:34Speaker 1: since before you entered into its service you were possessed
- 2:38Speaker 1: of its highest honors, but could not be contented with
- 2:41Speaker 1: the illustrious rank your birth gave you without repeating the
- 2:45Speaker 1: glorious actions by which it was acquired. But there cannot
- 2:49Speaker 1: be less expected from the son of an ossery than
- 2:53Speaker 1: to contemn life to adorn it, and with munificence, affability,
- 2:58Speaker 1: scorn of gain, and the passion for glory, to be
- 3:02Speaker 1: the honor and example to the profession of arms, all
- 3:05Speaker 1: which engaging qualities your noble family has exerted with so
- 3:09Speaker 1: steadfast a loyalty that, in the most adverse fortune of
- 3:13Speaker 1: our monarchy, popularity, which in others has been invidious, was
- 3:18Speaker 1: a security to the crown when lodged in the House
- 3:21Speaker 1: of Ormond. Thus your grace entered into the business of
- 3:26Speaker 1: the world with so great an expectation that it seemed
- 3:29Speaker 1: impossible there could be anything left which might still conduce
- 3:33Speaker 1: to the honor of your name. But the most memorable
- 3:36Speaker 1: advantage your country has gained this century was obtained under
- 3:40Speaker 1: your command. And Providence thought fit to give the wealth
- 3:44Speaker 1: of the Indies into his hands, who only could despise it.
- 3:49Speaker 1: While with its superior generosity he knows no reward. But
- 3:53Speaker 1: in opportunities of bestowing the great personage whom you succeed
- 3:59Speaker 1: in your honors, made me feel before I was sensible
- 4:02Speaker 1: of the benefit, that this glorious bent of mind is
- 4:06Speaker 1: hereditary to you. I hope therefore you will pardon me
- 4:11Speaker 1: that I take the liberty of expressing my veneration for
- 4:14Speaker 1: his remains by assuring your grace that I am my Lord,
- 4:18Speaker 1: your graces, most obedient and most devoted, humble servant, Richard
- 4:24Speaker 1: Steele the preface. Though it ought to be the care
- 4:29Speaker 1: of all governments that public representations should have nothing in
- 4:33Speaker 1: them but what is agreeable to the manners, laws, religion,
- 4:37Speaker 1: and policy of the place or nation in which they
- 4:40Speaker 1: are exhibited. Yet it is the general complaint of the
- 4:43Speaker 1: more learned and virtuous amongst us that the English stage
- 4:48Speaker 1: has extremely offended in this kind. I thought, therefore it
- 4:53Speaker 1: would be an honest ambition to attempt a comedy which
- 4:57Speaker 1: might be no improper entertainment in a Christian commonwealth. In
- 5:02Speaker 1: order to this the spark of display is introduced with
- 5:05Speaker 1: as much agility and life as he brought with him
- 5:08Speaker 1: from France, and as much humour as they could bestow
- 5:12Speaker 1: upon him in England. But he used the advantages of
- 5:16Speaker 1: a learned education a ready fancy and a liberal fortune,
- 5:21Speaker 1: without the circumspection and good sense which should always attend
- 5:25Speaker 1: to the pleasures of a gentleman, that is to say,
- 5:28Speaker 1: a reasonable creature. Thus he makes false love, gets drunk,
- 5:34Speaker 1: and kills his man, but in the fifth act awakes
- 5:38Speaker 1: from his debauch with the compunction and remorse which is
- 5:41Speaker 1: suitable to a man's finding himself in a jail for
- 5:45Speaker 1: the death of his friend without his knowing why. The
- 5:49Speaker 1: anguish he there expresses, and the mutual sorrow between an
- 5:53Speaker 1: only child and a tender father in that distress, are
- 5:57Speaker 1: perhaps an injury to the rules of comedy, but I
- 6:00Speaker 1: am sure they are a justice to those of morality,
- 6:04Speaker 1: and passages of such a nature being so frequently applauded
- 6:08Speaker 1: on the stage, it is high time that we should
- 6:11Speaker 1: no longer draw occasions of mirth from those images which
- 6:14Speaker 1: the religion of our country tells us we ought to
- 6:17Speaker 1: tremble at with horror. But her most excellent Majesty has
- 6:22Speaker 1: taken the stage into her consideration, and we may hope
- 6:26Speaker 1: by her gracious influence on the muses, which will recover
- 6:31Speaker 1: from its apostasy, and that by being encouraged in the
- 6:35Speaker 1: interests of virtue. It will strip vice of the gay
- 6:38Speaker 1: habit in which it has too long appeared, and clothe
- 6:42Speaker 1: it in its native dress of shame, contempt, and dishonor
- 6:47Speaker 1: prologue all the commanding powers that all mankind are in
- 6:53Speaker 1: a trembling poet's audience joined, where such bright galaxies of
- 6:57Speaker 1: beauty sit, and at their feet assembled men of wit.
- 7:03Speaker 1: Our author therefore owns his deep despair to entertain the
- 7:07Speaker 1: learned or the fair, yet hopes that both will so
- 7:11Speaker 1: much be his friends to pardon what he does. For
- 7:15Speaker 1: what he intends. He aims to make the coming action
- 7:19Speaker 1: move on the dread laws of friendship and of love.
- 7:23Speaker 1: Sure then he'll find but very few severe, since theirs
- 7:27Speaker 1: of both so many objects. Here he offers no gross
- 7:32Speaker 1: vices to your sight. Those too much horror, race for
- 7:36Speaker 1: just delight, and to detain the attentive, knowing ear pleasure
- 7:41Speaker 1: must still have something that's severe. If then you find
- 7:46Speaker 1: our author treads the stage with just regard to a
- 7:49Speaker 1: reforming age, he hopes, he humbly hopes, you'll think there's
- 7:55Speaker 1: due mercy to him for justice done to you. Dramatis
- 8:01Speaker 1: persona old bookwitt read by Todd Young Bookwit, The Lying
- 8:08Speaker 1: Lover read by Thomas Peter.
- 8:12Speaker 2: Love More, In Love with Penelope read by Aaron.
- 8:17Speaker 3: Wight Frederick Friend to Lovemore read by Major.
- 8:22Speaker 4: Toast, latein Friend Young Bookwitt read by Lex Hankins.
- 8:30Speaker 5: Storm the Highwayman read by Beth.
- 8:32Speaker 6: Thomas Charcoal, An Alchemist and Coiner read by some of the.
- 8:39Speaker 7: Exiles, Simon Servant to Penelope read by Allen Lapstone.
- 8:49Speaker 8: Penelope read by Leanna Victoria, Friend to Penelope read by
- 8:56Speaker 8: Campbell Shalp.
- 8:58Speaker 9: Betty Victoria a Woman read by de Vora.
- 9:01Speaker 10: Allen Lettice, penelopees Woman read by Sonia.
- 9:07Speaker 11: Servant read by Lurie Wilson.
- 9:10Speaker 5: Made read by Nicelia.
- 9:12Speaker 11: Constable read by Larry Wilson.
- 9:16Speaker 9: Watchman read by April six zero nine zero.
- 9:20Speaker 12: First Prisoner read by Benny.
- 9:23Speaker 1: Second Prisoner read by Sandra Schmidt.
- 9:26Speaker 13: Turnkey read by Nima Jaylor read by Peter Strom. Chairman
- 9:34Speaker 13: read by Nima.
- 9:36Speaker 7: Mister Leverage, a professional singer read by Allan Lapstone.
- 9:44Speaker 1: Stage directions read by Phone Scene London, The Lying Lover
- 9:52Speaker 1: or the Lady's Friendship actually the first scene one, Saint
- 9:58Speaker 1: James's Park, Enter, Young Buquet and lateen, But have.
- 10:04Speaker 4: You utterly left Oxford for ever?
- 10:07Speaker 12: Sir? For ever? My father has given me leave to
- 10:11Speaker 12: come to town, and I don't question, but will let
- 10:13Speaker 12: my return be in my own choice? But Jack, you
- 10:17Speaker 12: know we were talking in Maudlin walks last week of
- 10:19Speaker 12: the necessity an intrigues of a faithful yet a prating servant.
- 10:24Speaker 12: We agreed therefore to cast lots who should be the
- 10:27Speaker 12: other's footmen for the present expedition. Fortune that's always blind
- 10:32Speaker 12: gave me the superiority.
- 10:35Speaker 4: She shall be called no more so for that one action.
- 10:39Speaker 4: And I am, sir, in a literal sense, your very
- 10:43Speaker 4: humble servant.
- 10:45Speaker 12: Begin then the duty of a useful valet, and flatter
- 10:49Speaker 12: me egregiously? Has a fellow fit in me? How is
- 10:53Speaker 12: my manner? My mien? Do I move freely? Have I
- 10:57Speaker 12: kicked off the trammels of a gown? Or does not?
- 10:59Speaker 12: The tail seems still tucked under my arm where my
- 11:02Speaker 12: hat is with a perch jerk forward and a little
- 11:06Speaker 12: hitch in my gait like a scholastic bow. This wig,
- 11:10Speaker 12: I fear, looks like a cap.
- 11:12Speaker 4: No faith, it looks like a cap and down too,
- 11:15Speaker 4: though at the same time you look as if you
- 11:19Speaker 4: never had worn either?
- 11:21Speaker 12: But my sword does it hang careless? Do I look bold,
- 11:25Speaker 12: negligent and erect? That is, do I look as if
- 11:29Speaker 12: I could kill a man without being out of humor?
- 11:32Speaker 12: I horridly mistrust myself? Am I military enough? In my air?
- 11:37Speaker 12: I fancy people see I understand Greek? Don't I pour
- 11:40Speaker 12: a little in my visage? Hadn't I a down bookish lour?
- 11:44Speaker 12: A wise sadness? I don't look gay enough? And I'm
- 11:48Speaker 12: thinking I.
- 11:48Speaker 4: Fancy I protest you wrong yourself. You look very brisk
- 11:54Speaker 4: and very ignorant.
- 11:56Speaker 12: Oh fie, I am afraid you flatter me.
- 12:00Speaker 4: I don't Indeed, I'll be hanged if my tutor would
- 12:03Speaker 4: know either of us. But a good master to what
- 12:07Speaker 4: use do you designed to put? The noble arts and sciences?
- 12:09Speaker 4: He taught us The conduct of our lives, the government
- 12:13Speaker 4: of our passions were his daily talk to us.
- 12:15Speaker 12: Good Man, good Man, Why I'll obey his precepts, but
- 12:20Speaker 12: abridgem For as he used to advise me, I'll contract
- 12:24Speaker 12: my thoughts as I'll tell you Jack. For the passions,
- 12:27Speaker 12: I'll turn them all into that one dear passion, love.
- 12:31Speaker 12: And when that's the only torch of my heart. I'll
- 12:33Speaker 12: give that tortured heart quite a way. Deny there's any
- 12:36Speaker 12: such thing as pain, and turn stoic a shorter way
- 12:40Speaker 12: than air. Thy tutor taught thee this is the new philosophy.
- 12:44Speaker 4: You rogue you, But you would not, in earnest be
- 12:48Speaker 4: thought wholly illiterate.
- 12:50Speaker 12: No, For as when I walk, i'd have you know
- 12:53Speaker 12: by my motion I can dance. So when I speak,
- 12:57Speaker 12: i'd have you see I read it would or narrowly
- 13:00Speaker 12: neither cut capers nor talk sentences. But you prayed as
- 13:04Speaker 12: if I came to town to get an employment. No,
- 13:08Speaker 12: hang business, hang care, Let it live and prosper among
- 13:12Speaker 12: the men. I'll never go near the solemn, ugly things again.
- 13:17Speaker 12: I'll keep company with none but ladies, bright ladies. Oh London, London,
- 13:25Speaker 12: Oh woman, woman. I am come without livest, without shyest.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Heyday.
- 13:34Speaker 4: Why were there no women in Oxford?
- 13:37Speaker 12: No? No? Why do you think a bed makers a woman?
- 13:43Speaker 14: Yes?
- 13:43Speaker 4: And I thought you knew it.
- 13:45Speaker 12: No, No, it is no such thing as he that
- 13:48Speaker 12: is not honest or brave is no man. So she
- 13:51Speaker 12: that is not witty or fair is no woman. No
- 13:54Speaker 12: no jack to come up to that high name and
- 13:56Speaker 12: object of desire. She must be gay and chaste. She
- 14:00Speaker 12: must at once attract and banish you. I don't know
- 14:04Speaker 12: how to express myself. But a woman, methinks, is a
- 14:07Speaker 12: being between us and angels. She has something in her that,
- 14:11Speaker 12: at the same time gives awe and invitation. I swear
- 14:15Speaker 12: to you I was never out in yet, but I
- 14:18Speaker 12: always judged of men as I observed they judged of women.
- 14:21Speaker 12: There's nothing shows a man so much as the object
- 14:24Speaker 12: of his affections. But what do you stare at so considerately?
- 14:30Speaker 4: Faith Sir? I am wondering at you. How tis possible
- 14:34Speaker 4: you could be so jaunty a town spark in a moment,
- 14:37Speaker 4: and have so easy a behavior. I look, methinks to you,
- 14:42Speaker 4: as if I were really your footman.
- 14:45Speaker 12: Why, if you're serious in what you say, I owe
- 14:48Speaker 12: it wholly to the indulgence of an excellent father, in
- 14:51Speaker 12: whose company I was always free and unconstrained. But what's
- 14:55Speaker 12: this to ladies? Jack to ladies? I was going to
- 14:59Speaker 12: tell you I had studied it and know how to
- 15:01Speaker 12: make my approaches to him by contemplating their frame, their
- 15:04Speaker 12: inmost temper. I don't ground my hopes on the scandalous
- 15:08Speaker 12: tales and opinions your wild fellows have of him, fellows
- 15:12Speaker 12: that are but mere bodies, machines which at best can
- 15:16Speaker 12: but move gracefully. No, I draw my pretenses from philosophy,
- 15:21Speaker 12: from nature.
- 15:23Speaker 4: You'll give us by and by a lecture over your mistress.
- 15:26Speaker 4: You can dissect her.
- 15:28Speaker 12: That I can, indeed, and have so accurately observed on woman,
- 15:32Speaker 12: that I can know her mind by her eye, as
- 15:35Speaker 12: well as her doctor shall her health by her pulse.
- 15:38Speaker 12: I can read approbation through a glance of disdain, can
- 15:41Speaker 12: see when the soul is divided by a sparkling tear
- 15:44Speaker 12: that twinkles and betrays the heart. The sparkling tears the
- 15:48Speaker 12: dress and livery of love, of love made up of
- 15:51Speaker 12: hope and fear, of joy and grief.
- 15:55Speaker 4: But what have the worst to do with all this?
- 15:58Speaker 4: Why must you needs commence souls all of a sudden, But.
- 16:01Speaker 12: Not a taking compliment with my college face and phrase
- 16:04Speaker 12: to accost a lady madam, I bring your ladyship alone
- 16:08Speaker 12: at heart, one newly come from the university. If you
- 16:12Speaker 12: want definitions, axioms, and arguments, I am an able schoolman.
- 16:17Speaker 12: I've read Aristotle twice over compared his jarring. Commentators too examined.
- 16:22Speaker 12: All the famous peripatetics know where the scoutists and then
- 16:26Speaker 12: omenals differ. This certainly must needs enchanted, lady.
- 16:31Speaker 4: This is too much.
- 16:32Speaker 12: On the other side, the name of soldier bids you
- 16:36Speaker 12: better welcome tis valor and feats done in the field
- 16:39Speaker 12: a man should be cried up for. Nor is so
- 16:42Speaker 12: hard to achieve.
- 16:44Speaker 4: The fame of it?
- 16:45Speaker 12: You mean, yes, and that will serve tis. But looking big,
- 16:49Speaker 12: bragging with an easy grace, and confidently mustering up an
- 16:53Speaker 12: hundred hard names, they understand not thunder out viroakatanan, boufflat
- 17:00Speaker 12: speak of strange towns and castles whose barbarous names. The
- 17:04Speaker 12: harsher there to the ear, the rarer and more taking
- 17:08Speaker 12: still running over lines, trenches, outworks, counter scarps and forts, citadels, mines, countermines, piccuring, pioneers, sentinels, patrols,
- 17:19Speaker 12: and others without sense or order. That matters not. The
- 17:23Speaker 12: women are amazed. They admire to hear you wrap them
- 17:26Speaker 12: out so readily, and many one that went no farther
- 17:29Speaker 12: for it, retailing handsomely some warlike terms passes for a
- 17:33Speaker 12: brave fellow don't stand gaping, but live and learn, My
- 17:37Speaker 12: lad I can tell the ten thousand arts to make
- 17:40Speaker 12: me known and valued in these regions of wit and gallantry.
- 17:44Speaker 12: The park, the playhouse.
- 17:47Speaker 4: Now you put me in mind. Where we are? What
- 17:50Speaker 4: have we to do here? Thus early? Now there's no company?
- 17:54Speaker 12: Oh sir, I have put on so much of the
- 17:57Speaker 12: soldier with my red coat that I came here to
- 17:59Speaker 12: observe the grow I'm to engage upon. Here, must I act?
- 18:03Speaker 12: I know some lover's part, and therefore come to view
- 18:06Speaker 12: this pleasant walk. I privately rambled to town last November.
- 18:10Speaker 12: Here I hear. I stood and gazed at high More
- 18:14Speaker 12: till I forgot it was winter. So many pretty sheaves
- 18:17Speaker 12: marched by me. Oh to see the dear things trip
- 18:22Speaker 12: along and brief, so short nipped with the season. I
- 18:25Speaker 12: saw the very air, not without force, leave their dear lips.
- 18:30Speaker 12: They were intolerably handsome.
- 18:33Speaker 4: You'll see perhaps such today. But how to come adam.
- 18:38Speaker 12: Ay, there's it? How to come at him?
- 18:42Speaker 4: Are you generous?
- 18:43Speaker 12: I think I am no niggard.
- 18:46Speaker 4: You must entertain them high and bribe all about them.
- 18:49Speaker 4: They talk of Ovin and his art of loving. Be liberal,
- 18:53Speaker 4: and you outdo his precepts. The art of love, sir,
- 18:56Speaker 4: is the art of giving. Be free to women. I'll
- 19:00Speaker 4: be free to you. Not every open headed fellow hits it. Neither.
- 19:04Speaker 4: Some give by lapfuls, and yet ne'er oblige. The manner
- 19:08Speaker 4: you know of doing a thing is more than the
- 19:11Speaker 4: thing itself. Some drop a jewel which had been refused
- 19:14Speaker 4: if bluntly offered.
- 19:16Speaker 12: Some lose at play when they design at present right.
- 19:21Speaker 4: The skill is to be generous and seem not to
- 19:24Speaker 4: know it of yourself tis done with so much ease.
- 19:28Speaker 4: But a liberal blockhead presents his mistress as he'd give an.
- 19:32Speaker 12: Alms, leaving such blockheads to their deserved ill fortune. Tell
- 19:37Speaker 12: me if thou.
- 19:38Speaker 4: Knowest these ladies, No, not I, sir. They are above
- 19:43Speaker 4: an academic converse many degrees. I've seen ten thousand verses
- 19:47Speaker 4: written in the university on wenches not fit to be
- 19:50Speaker 4: either of their handmaids. I never spoke to such a
- 19:53Speaker 4: fine thing as either in my whole life. I'm downright
- 19:57Speaker 4: asleep a sudden I must fall back, and glad it
- 20:02Speaker 4: is my place to do so. Yet I can get
- 20:05Speaker 4: you intelligence. Perhaps I'll to the footman.
- 20:09Speaker 12: Do you think you'll tell he.
- 20:11Speaker 4: Would not to you, perhaps, but to a brother footman.
- 20:15Speaker 4: Do but listen at the entrance of them all at noon,
- 20:18Speaker 4: and you'll have all the ladies characters in town among
- 20:21Speaker 4: their lackeys. You know, all fame begins from our domestics.
- 20:26Speaker 12: That was a wise man's observation. Follow him and know
- 20:29Speaker 12: what you can exit latein.
- 20:34Speaker 1: Enter Penelope, Victoria, Simon and Latise.
- 20:39Speaker 8: A walk round will be too much for us. We'll
- 20:41Speaker 8: keep them all. But to our talk, I must confess
- 20:45Speaker 8: I have terrors when I think of marrying love more.
- 20:48Speaker 8: He is indeed a man of an honest character. He
- 20:51Speaker 8: has my good opinion, but love does not always follow that.
- 20:55Speaker 8: He is so wise, a fellow, always so precisely in
- 20:58Speaker 8: the right, so observing, so jealous. He's blameless, indeed, but
- 21:03Speaker 8: not to be commended. What good he has has no
- 21:07Speaker 8: grace in it. He's one of those who's never highly
- 21:10Speaker 8: mood except to anger. Give me a man that is
- 21:13Speaker 8: agreeable fault rather than offensive virtues.
- 21:17Speaker 15: Offensive virtues, madam.
- 21:19Speaker 8: Yes, I don't know how there's a sort of virtue
- 21:24Speaker 8: or prudence, or what you'll call it that we can
- 21:27Speaker 8: but just approve that does not win us love more
- 21:31Speaker 8: wants that fire, that conversation spirit I would have. They
- 21:35Speaker 8: say he's learned as well as discreet, But I'm no
- 21:38Speaker 8: judge of that. I'm sure he's no women's scholar. His
- 21:41Speaker 8: wisdom he should turn into wit, and his learning into
- 21:44Speaker 8: poetry or humor.
- 21:46Speaker 15: Well, I'm not so much of your mind. I like
- 21:51Speaker 15: a sober passion, A sober passion.
- 21:55Speaker 8: You took me up just now, and I said, an
- 21:56Speaker 8: offensive virtue.
- 21:58Speaker 1: Bless me, stumbling almost to a fall, young boo quit
- 22:04Speaker 1: catching her?
- 22:05Speaker 12: How much am I indebted to an accident that favors me?
- 22:09Speaker 12: With an occasion of this small service for tis to
- 22:12Speaker 12: me and happiness beyond expression. Thus to kiss your hand the.
- 22:17Speaker 8: Occasion, methinks, is not so obliging, nor the happiness you
- 22:20Speaker 8: mentioned worth that name.
- 22:21Speaker 12: Sir tis true. Madam, I owe it all to fortune.
- 22:26Speaker 12: Neither your kindness nor my industry had any share. And
- 22:30Speaker 12: thus am I still as wretched as I was well?
- 22:32Speaker 12: This happiness I so much prize had doubtless been refused
- 22:36Speaker 12: my want of merit.
- 22:37Speaker 8: It has very soon, you see, lost what you valued
- 22:40Speaker 8: in it. But I find you and I, sir, have
- 22:43Speaker 8: a different sense for in my opinion. We enjoy with
- 22:46Speaker 8: most pleasure, but we attain at least merit. Merit is
- 22:50Speaker 8: a claim, and may pretend justly to favor, when without
- 22:54Speaker 8: it what's conferred is more unexpected and therefore more pleasing.
- 22:58Speaker 12: You talk very well, made of unhappiness. You can't possibly
- 23:02Speaker 12: be acquainted with the enjoying without dessert. But indeed you
- 23:06Speaker 12: have done me a very singular good office in letting
- 23:09Speaker 12: me know myself very much qualified for felicity.
- 23:13Speaker 15: I swear he's a very pretty fellow. And how readily
- 23:17Speaker 15: the thing talks. I begin to pity love more. But
- 23:21Speaker 15: I begin to hate Penelope. How he looks he looks
- 23:27Speaker 15: at her.
- 23:28Speaker 12: But judge, madam, what the condition of a passionate man
- 23:32Speaker 12: must be, that can approach the hand only of her?
- 23:35Speaker 12: He dies? For when a heart is inaccessible.
- 23:39Speaker 8: Tis very well the heart lies not so easily to
- 23:41Speaker 8: be seized as the hand I find. Pray, Sir, I
- 23:46Speaker 8: don't know what there is in this very old fellow.
- 23:48Speaker 8: I'm not angry, though he's downright rude.
- 23:51Speaker 12: But I must put your heart, madam, your heart.
- 23:55Speaker 8: You seem, sir, I must confess to have shown a
- 23:58Speaker 8: ready civility when i'd like to fall just now, for
- 24:01Speaker 8: which I could not but thank you and permit you
- 24:03Speaker 8: to say what you pleased on that occasion. But your heart, madam,
- 24:07Speaker 8: this a sure sign sir, you know not me or
- 24:10Speaker 8: if you are what indeed you seem a gentleman. Sure
- 24:14Speaker 8: you forget yourself, or rather you talk by memory a
- 24:17Speaker 8: form or can't which you mistake for something that's gallant.
- 24:21Speaker 12: Madam, I very humbly beg your pardon if I pressed
- 24:25Speaker 12: too far and too abruptly, I forgot indeed that I
- 24:29Speaker 12: broke through decencies, and that though you have been long
- 24:32Speaker 12: and familiar to me, I am a stranger to you.
- 24:37Speaker 8: Prety familiar stranger. What can you mean? I never saw
- 24:40Speaker 8: you before this instance, nor you me, I believe.
- 24:43Speaker 12: Perhaps not that you know have, madam, for your humility,
- 24:47Speaker 12: it seems, makes you so little sensible of your own
- 24:50Speaker 12: perfection that you overlook your conquest. Nor have you air
- 24:54Speaker 12: observed me. Though I have a day and night about
- 24:57Speaker 12: your lodging, haunt you from place to place, at balls
- 25:02Speaker 12: in the park, at church. I give you all the
- 25:05Speaker 12: serenades you've had, yet never till this minute could I
- 25:08Speaker 12: find you, And this minute unfortunate one. But this is
- 25:12Speaker 12: always my luck when I'm out of the field.
- 25:15Speaker 15: You've traveled then and seen the wars, Sir.
- 25:19Speaker 12: I, madam I All that I know of the matter
- 25:22Speaker 12: is that Louis the fourteenth mortally hates me. They talk
- 25:28Speaker 12: of French gold. What heaps have I refused yet to
- 25:32Speaker 12: be generous even to an enemy? I must allow that
- 25:35Speaker 12: prince has reason for his rancor to me. There has
- 25:39Speaker 12: not been a skirmish, siege or battle since I bore arms.
- 25:43Speaker 12: I made not one in No, not the least advantage
- 25:47Speaker 12: got of the enemy. But I had my share, though
- 25:51Speaker 12: perhaps not all my share of the glory. You've seen
- 25:55Speaker 12: my name, though you don't know it often in the gazette.
- 25:59Speaker 8: I never read.
- 26:01Speaker 1: Enter Latin.
- 26:02Speaker 4: What tales he telling? Now?
- 26:04Speaker 12: Trow, You've never heard, I suppose of such names as
- 26:08Speaker 12: ruremond Kai's as wet and Liege, nor read of an
- 26:12Speaker 12: English gentleman left dead by his precipitancy upon a parapeta
- 26:17Speaker 12: ven lou I was stopped. So indeed, when the first
- 26:21Speaker 12: account came away, every man has his failings. Ractionness is
- 26:25Speaker 12: my fault.
- 26:27Speaker 4: Don't you remember a certain place called Oxford among your towns?
- 26:30Speaker 12: Sir, sure away oh, oh, I beg your pardon, ladies.
- 26:36Speaker 12: This fellow knows I was shot in my left arm
- 26:39Speaker 12: and cannot bear the least touch, yet will still be
- 26:43Speaker 12: rushing on me Latine aside, he.
- 26:47Speaker 4: Has a lie. I think in every joint.
- 26:51Speaker 8: Do you bear any commissions?
- 26:52Speaker 12: Sir? There's an intimate of mine, A general officer who
- 26:56Speaker 12: has often said, Tom, if thou wouldst but stick to
- 26:59Speaker 12: anyone applicate, thou mightst be anything. Tis my misfortunate madam,
- 27:03Speaker 12: to have a mind too extensive. I began last summer's
- 27:07Speaker 12: campaign with the renowned Prince Eugene that was forced to
- 27:10Speaker 12: fly into Holland for a duel with that rough captain
- 27:13Speaker 12: of the Hussars, Paul Dayak. They talk of a regiment
- 27:17Speaker 12: for me, but those things besides it will oblige me
- 27:20Speaker 12: to attend it, And then I can't follow Honor where
- 27:24Speaker 12: she's busiest, but must be confined to one nation. When indeed,
- 27:27Speaker 12: tis rather my way of serving with such of our
- 27:30Speaker 12: allies as most wanted me.
- 27:32Speaker 8: But I see you soldiers never enjoy such a thing
- 27:34Speaker 8: as rest you. But to come home in winter to
- 27:37Speaker 8: turn your valor on the ladies' tis but just a
- 27:39Speaker 8: change of your warfare.
- 27:41Speaker 12: I had immediately returned to holland that your beauties, at
- 27:44Speaker 12: my arrival here disarmed me, Madam, made me a man
- 27:47Speaker 12: of peace, or raised a civil war within me. Rather,
- 27:51Speaker 12: you took me prisoner at first sight, and to your
- 27:54Speaker 12: charms I heielded up in heart till then unconquered. Marshall
- 28:00Speaker 12: lights want's best and dearest to me vanished before you
- 28:04Speaker 12: in a moment, and all my thoughts grew bent to
- 28:07Speaker 12: please and serve you.
- 28:09Speaker 10: Love mors in the walk, Madam, he'll be.
- 28:12Speaker 12: In a fit, rob me of the sudden nus of
- 28:15Speaker 12: all my happiness. Yet ere you quite forsake me, authorize
- 28:20Speaker 12: my passion, license my innocent flames, and give me leave
- 28:25Speaker 12: to love such charming sweetness.
- 28:29Speaker 8: He that will love and knows what is to love,
- 28:32Speaker 8: will ask no leave of any but himself.
- 28:34Speaker 4: Exclumed, Ladies follow him, Jack, I know as much of
- 28:40Speaker 4: him already as needs. The footman was, in his talking
- 28:43Speaker 4: vein the handsomer of the two, says he I serve,
- 28:48Speaker 4: and she lives in the garden what garden, Covent garden?
- 28:52Speaker 4: The other lies there too. I did not stay to
- 28:55Speaker 4: ask her name, But I shall meet him again I
- 28:58Speaker 4: took particular notice of the liver.
- 29:01Speaker 12: Neah trouble thyself to know which is which? My heart
- 29:04Speaker 12: and my good genius tell me. Tis she that pretty
- 29:07Speaker 12: shit I talked to?
- 29:09Speaker 4: If, with respect to your Worship's opinion, I might presume
- 29:12Speaker 4: to be a vay contrary one, I should think the
- 29:15Speaker 4: other the handsomer.
- 29:16Speaker 12: Now what the dumb thing? The picture? No love is
- 29:21Speaker 12: the union of minds, and she that engages mine must
- 29:24Speaker 12: be very well able to express her own. But I
- 29:27Speaker 12: suppose some scolding landlady has made you thus enamored with silence.
- 29:32Speaker 12: M But here are two of the dearest of my
- 29:34Speaker 12: old comrades. They seem amazed at something by their action.
- 29:39Speaker 3: Enter love more and Frederick How a collation on the water,
- 29:44Speaker 3: and music.
- 29:45Speaker 2: Too, Yes, music and a collation last night last.
- 29:51Speaker 3: Night too, And ansome Cheat, a very noble one who
- 29:56Speaker 3: gave it that I'm yet to learn.
- 30:01Speaker 12: How happy am I to meet you here?
- 30:04Speaker 2: When I embrace you? Thus, no happiness can equal mine?
- 30:09Speaker 12: Saluting, I thrust myself intrudingly upon you, but your pardon.
- 30:14Speaker 12: A man of a joy to see.
- 30:15Speaker 2: You where you're always welcome, you never can intrude.
- 30:20Speaker 12: What were you talking of?
- 30:22Speaker 2: Of an entertainment given by some lover. As we suppose.
- 30:28Speaker 12: That circumstance deserves my curiosity, pray, go on and let
- 30:32Speaker 12: me share the story.
- 30:34Speaker 2: Some ladies had the fiddles last.
- 30:37Speaker 12: Night upon the water too, methought you said.
- 30:40Speaker 2: Yes, twas upon the water water often feeds the flame sometimes,
- 30:47Speaker 2: and by night too, Yes, last night it shows a time.
- 30:52Speaker 12: Well, the lady is handsome.
- 30:55Speaker 2: In most men's eyes, she is, and the music good,
- 31:00Speaker 2: as we hear some banquet followed a sumptuous one, they say.
- 31:06Speaker 12: And neither of you all this while no who gave
- 31:09Speaker 12: this treat?
- 31:11Speaker 2: Do you laugh at it?
- 31:14Speaker 12: How can I choose to see you thus admire a
- 31:16Speaker 12: slight advertisement I gave myself you even I why have
- 31:23Speaker 12: you got a mistress here?
- 31:25Speaker 2: Already?
- 31:26Speaker 12: I should be sorry. Else, I've been in town this
- 31:29Speaker 12: month or more, though for some reasons I appear but little.
- 31:31Speaker 12: Yet by day, in the dark of the evening, I
- 31:34Speaker 12: peep out and incognito make some visits. Thus had I
- 31:38Speaker 12: spent my time?
- 31:39Speaker 1: But ill, we're not Latin to young Buquet.
- 31:43Speaker 4: Do you know what you say?
- 31:45Speaker 12: Sir?
- 31:46Speaker 6: Don't wear on so sick.
- 31:49Speaker 1: Young Buquet to Latin?
- 31:52Speaker 12: Nay, you must be sure to take care to be
- 31:54Speaker 12: in the way as soon as they land to show upstairs.
- 31:58Speaker 12: I beg pardon. I was giving my fellow some directions
- 32:00Speaker 12: about receiving some women of quality that sup with me
- 32:03Speaker 12: tonight in cogg. But you're my dearest friends, and shall
- 32:06Speaker 12: hear all Frederic to.
- 32:09Speaker 3: Love more, how luckily your rival discovers himself.
- 32:14Speaker 12: I took five barges, and the fairest kept for my company.
- 32:18Speaker 12: The other four I filled with music of all sorts,
- 32:21Speaker 12: and of all sorts, the best in the first, with fiddles,
- 32:24Speaker 12: in the next, fiorbo lutes and voices, flutes and such
- 32:29Speaker 12: pastoral instruments. The third loud. Music from the fourth did
- 32:34Speaker 12: pierce the air. Each concert vied by turns, which, with
- 32:38Speaker 12: most melody should charm our ears. The fifth, the largest
- 32:43Speaker 12: of them all, was neatly hung, not with dull tapestry,
- 32:48Speaker 12: but with green boughs curiously interlaced to let an air,
- 32:53Speaker 12: and every branch with jessamines and orange posies decked in
- 32:58Speaker 12: this The feast was kept hither with father the ladies.
- 33:02Speaker 12: I let her, whose beauty alone governs my destiny. Supper
- 33:07Speaker 12: was served up straight. I will not trouble you with
- 33:10Speaker 12: our bill of fare, What dishes were best liked, what
- 33:13Speaker 12: sauces most recommended? Tis enough, I tell you. This delicious
- 33:16Speaker 12: feast was of six courses, twelve dishes to a course
- 33:22Speaker 12: latine assigned.
- 33:24Speaker 4: That's indeed enough of our conscience.
- 33:28Speaker 16: Love more aside, Oh, the torture of jealousy.
- 33:35Speaker 2: But sir, how seemed the lady to receive this entertainment?
- 33:41Speaker 12: We must know that, Oh, that was a heightened she.
- 33:45Speaker 12: I warrant, she was quite negligent of all this matter.
- 33:48Speaker 12: You know their way. They must not seem to like No,
- 33:52Speaker 12: I warrant it were not so much as smile to
- 33:54Speaker 12: make the fellow vain and believe he had power to
- 33:57Speaker 12: move the light in her. But how then, while you
- 34:01Speaker 12: must know, my humor grew poetic, I pulled off my
- 34:04Speaker 12: sword nant and with that bound up a coronet of ivy,
- 34:07Speaker 12: laurel and flowers, With that round my temples, and a
- 34:10Speaker 12: plate of richest fruits in my hand on one knee.
- 34:14Speaker 12: I presented her with it as a cornercopia, and halfering
- 34:17Speaker 12: from her, humble swain of all his harvest to her
- 34:21Speaker 12: the series of our genial feast and rural nerve. She
- 34:25Speaker 12: smiled the ladies clapped their hands, and all our music
- 34:29Speaker 12: struck sympathetic rapture at my happiness, where gentle wings, the river,
- 34:34Speaker 12: air and shaw echoed the harmony in notes more soft
- 34:39Speaker 12: than they received it. Methought, all nature seemed to die
- 34:42Speaker 12: for love like me, to all my heart, and every
- 34:46Speaker 12: pulse beat time, Uh, the pleasures of successful love. Ha,
- 34:52Speaker 12: love more ha. What hast thou got a good office? Lately?
- 34:56Speaker 12: You're afraid I should make some request? Pretty being so,
- 35:00Speaker 12: I have nothing to ask but of my mistress. What's
- 35:02Speaker 12: the matter?
- 35:04Speaker 2: I only attend, sir, I only attend.
- 35:08Speaker 12: Then I'll go on. As soon as we had supped,
- 35:11Speaker 12: the fireworks played. Squibs of all sorts were darted through
- 35:14Speaker 12: the skies, whose spreading fires made a new day. A
- 35:18Speaker 12: flaming deluge seemed to fall from heaven, and with such
- 35:22Speaker 12: violence attacked the waves, you would have thought the fiery
- 35:25Speaker 12: element had left his sphere to ruin his moist enemy.
- 35:28Speaker 12: Their contest done, we landed danced till day, which hasty
- 35:33Speaker 12: sword disturbed us with Too soon, had it taken our
- 35:37Speaker 12: advice or feared my anger, he might let his lap
- 35:41Speaker 12: have slept as long as that al Cameena's labor. He's reported,
- 35:45Speaker 12: but steering not as we would have prescribed. He put
- 35:48Speaker 12: a period to our envied mirth.
- 35:51Speaker 2: Trust me, you tell us wonders, and with a grace
- 35:56Speaker 2: as rare as the feast itself, which all our some
- 36:00Speaker 2: mirth can't equal.
- 36:02Speaker 12: My mistress took me of a sudden. I had not
- 36:05Speaker 12: a day's warning.
- 36:07Speaker 2: The treat was costly, though, and finally ordered.
- 36:11Speaker 12: I was forced to take up with this trifle. He
- 36:14Speaker 12: that once time can't do as you would.
- 36:17Speaker 2: Farewell, we shall meet again at more leisure.
- 36:20Speaker 12: Number me among your creatures.
- 36:22Speaker 2: Oh jealousy, thou.
- 36:25Speaker 1: Rack jealousy Frederick to love more?
- 36:30Speaker 3: What reason have you to feel it? The circumstances of
- 36:33Speaker 3: the feast nothing agree.
- 36:35Speaker 1: Love more to Frederick in time and place they do.
- 36:40Speaker 2: The rest is nothing.
- 36:42Speaker 1: Exhumed Frederick and love more.
- 36:45Speaker 4: May I speak now, sir, without offense?
- 36:48Speaker 12: Jason, your choice now to speak or not, but withfull
- 36:51Speaker 12: company you'll spoil all.
- 36:52Speaker 4: Do you walk abroad and talk in your sleep? Or
- 36:56Speaker 4: do you use to tell your dreams for correct truth?
- 37:00Speaker 12: Dull brain?
- 37:02Speaker 4: Why you beat up mine with your battles, your fireworks,
- 37:06Speaker 4: your music, and your feasts? You found an excellent way
- 37:10Speaker 4: to go to the wars and yet keep out of danger.
- 37:13Speaker 4: Then you feast your mistresses at the cheapest rate that
- 37:16Speaker 4: I ever knew. Why do you make them believe you
- 37:19Speaker 4: have been here these six weeks?
- 37:22Speaker 12: My passion has the more growth, and I the better
- 37:24Speaker 12: ground to make love.
- 37:26Speaker 4: You'd make one believe fine things that would but harken
- 37:30Speaker 4: to you. But this lady, you might soon have found
- 37:33Speaker 4: you out.
- 37:34Speaker 12: Some acquaintance I have got. However, this is making love scholar,
- 37:38Speaker 12: and at the best rate too.
- 37:41Speaker 4: To speak truth, I'm hardly coming to myself. Yet your
- 37:44Speaker 4: great supper lies on my stomach. Still I defy contact
- 37:50Speaker 4: to have prepared a better of a sudden You're enchanted
- 37:53Speaker 4: castles where strangers found strange tables, strangely furnished with strange
- 37:59Speaker 4: case were but sixpenny ordinaries to the fifth barge. You
- 38:04Speaker 4: are an excellent man to write romances, for having feasts
- 38:08Speaker 4: and battles at command. Your quixote and a trice would
- 38:11Speaker 4: overrun the world. Reveling and skirmishing costs you nothing. Then
- 38:16Speaker 4: you vary your scene with so much ease, and shift
- 38:19Speaker 4: from court to camp with such facility.
- 38:22Speaker 12: I love thus to outviy a newsmonga. And as soon
- 38:27Speaker 12: as I perceive a fellow thinks the story will surprise,
- 38:29Speaker 12: I choke him with a stranger and stop his mouth
- 38:32Speaker 12: with an extemple. Wonder didst thou but know what a
- 38:36Speaker 12: pleasure it is to cram their own news down their thropes.
- 38:39Speaker 4: Again, tis fine, but may prove dangerous sport, and may
- 38:44Speaker 4: involve us in a peck of troubles. Prithee, Tom, consider
- 38:48Speaker 4: that I am of quality to be kicked or cane by.
- 38:51Speaker 12: This hush hush college. Not lying it's for my waging war.
- 38:57Speaker 12: It is but just I snatch and steal from fortune
- 38:59Speaker 12: that fame which she denies me opportunity to deserve. My
- 39:03Speaker 12: father has cramped me in a college where all the
- 39:07Speaker 12: world has been in action. Then as to my lying
- 39:10Speaker 12: to my mistress, tis but what all the lovers upon
- 39:13Speaker 12: earth do call it?
- 39:15Speaker 10: Not?
- 39:15Speaker 12: Then by that coarse name a lie tis wit tis fable, allegory, fiction,
- 39:21Speaker 12: I purbly, or be it what you call it? The
- 39:24Speaker 12: world's made up almost of nothing else? What are all
- 39:28Speaker 12: the grave faces you meet in public? Mere silent lies, dark,
- 39:33Speaker 12: solemn france by which they would disguise vain, empty silly noddles.
- 39:39Speaker 12: But after all, to be serious, since I am resolved
- 39:42Speaker 12: honestly to love, I don't care how artfully I obtain
- 39:46Speaker 12: the woman I pitch upon. Besides, did you ever know
- 39:50Speaker 12: any of them acknowledged they loved as soon as they loved? No,
- 39:54Speaker 12: they let a man dwell upon his knees, whom they
- 39:57Speaker 12: languished to receive into their arms. The fair enemy, therefore
- 40:02Speaker 12: tis but just that we use all arts the fare
- 40:06Speaker 12: to undermine, and learn with gallantry to hide design exchange.
- 40:13Speaker 1: End of Act one, Act two of The Lying Lover
- 40:23Speaker 1: or The Lady's Friendship by Richard Steele. This is a
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- 40:38Speaker 1: Act the second scene one, Penelope's lodgings, Covent Garden, Enter
- 40:46Speaker 1: old bookquet Penelope and latise.
- 40:50Speaker 14: Mistress Penelope. I have your father's leave to wait upon you, madam,
- 40:57Speaker 14: and talk to you this morning, Nay, to talk to
- 41:01Speaker 14: you of marriage.
- 41:03Speaker 8: To talk to me of marriage, sir.
- 41:06Speaker 14: Yes, madam, on behalf of my son Tom Buckwitt Penelope aside.
- 41:13Speaker 8: Nay, there may perhaps be something said to.
- 41:15Speaker 14: That I sent for him from Oxford with that design.
- 41:21Speaker 14: He came to town but yesterday, And if a father can judge,
- 41:27Speaker 14: he brings from a college, the main and heir of
- 41:30Speaker 14: a court. I love my son entirely, and hope, madam,
- 41:36Speaker 14: you take my thoughts as to you to be no
- 41:39Speaker 14: want of respect to you, to a.
- 41:42Speaker 1: Want of censor to do that old bookquitt aside.
- 41:47Speaker 14: If I can remember my style to my mistress of old,
- 41:51Speaker 14: I'll ease Tom's way and raise her expectation of my son. Madam,
- 41:58Speaker 14: had I my hat, my father pantaloons and jerkin' on
- 42:03Speaker 14: as when I wooed your humble servant's mother, I would
- 42:07Speaker 14: deliver you his Errand I married her just such a
- 42:11Speaker 14: young thing as you. Her complexion was charming, but not
- 42:16Speaker 14: indeed with all your sweetness, oh sir. Her neck and
- 42:22Speaker 14: bosom were the softest pillows. Her shape was not of
- 42:26Speaker 14: that nice sort. Some young women suffer in shapes of
- 42:30Speaker 14: their mother's making, by spare diet, straight lacing, and constant chiding.
- 42:37Speaker 14: But twas the work of nature, free, unconstrained, healthy, And
- 42:44Speaker 14: but her charms had not all that emanation which yours.
- 42:47Speaker 17: Have fie fie, not those thousand thousand graces, that soft
- 42:55Speaker 17: army of loves and zephyrs, millions of airy beings that
- 42:59Speaker 17: attend round you and appear only to the second sight
- 43:03Speaker 17: of lovers.
- 43:05Speaker 8: Oh fy, pray good sir, you'll leave nothing for your
- 43:07Speaker 8: son to say.
- 43:09Speaker 1: Old Bequitt assigned.
- 43:12Speaker 14: I did not think I had such a memory. I
- 43:15Speaker 14: find the women are now certainly daughters of the women
- 43:19Speaker 14: before him. Flattery still does it. Tom is my only son,
- 43:26Speaker 14: and I extremely desire to have him settled. I own
- 43:30Speaker 14: I think him of much merit.
- 43:33Speaker 8: He would derogate from his birth were he not much
- 43:35Speaker 8: a gentleman. But to receive a man in the character
- 43:38Speaker 8: of a pretender at first sight.
- 43:41Speaker 14: I'll walk him by and by before your window, where
- 43:45Speaker 14: your own eyes shall judge. I think there's nothing above
- 43:50Speaker 14: his pretenses but yourself. But when one of so many
- 43:55Speaker 14: excellent qualities bestows herself, it must be condescension. You shall
- 44:01Speaker 14: not answer, farewell, daughter, we are but too apt to
- 44:06Speaker 14: believe what we wish.
- 44:08Speaker 1: Exit Old the.
- 44:09Speaker 8: Quit just as you said letters, Old Bockwitt came to
- 44:13Speaker 8: propose her son.
- 44:15Speaker 10: I overheard the old gentleman talk of it last night
- 44:18Speaker 10: but madam, you haven't heard a song that was made
- 44:22Speaker 10: on you. Oh tis mighty pretty. The gentleman is dying
- 44:28Speaker 10: for you. He says it pure, pure verses.
- 44:34Speaker 8: Whoever writ him, He's not the first poet I've made.
- 44:38Speaker 8: They may talk and say nature makes a poet, But
- 44:41Speaker 8: I say love makes a poet. Don't you see older
- 44:44Speaker 8: brothers who are by nature born above wit shall fall
- 44:47Speaker 8: in love and write verses nay and pretty good ones.
- 44:50Speaker 8: Considering they can tag him to settlements. But that's see
- 44:54Speaker 8: reading to Celia's spinnett, thou soft machine at dost hand, obey,
- 45:01Speaker 8: tell her my grief in thy harmonious lay, poor man,
- 45:07Speaker 8: to shine my moan to thee. She will fly to
- 45:09Speaker 8: her touch. Be sure reply, and if she removes it die.
- 45:15Speaker 8: The device is just and truly poetical. Know thy bliss, Aye, ay,
- 45:21Speaker 8: there are I come in. Know thy bliss with a
- 45:24Speaker 8: rapture shake, tremble o'er all thy numerous make speak in
- 45:28Speaker 8: melting sounds. My tears, speak, my joys, my hopes, my fears,
- 45:33Speaker 8: which all depend upon me. Thus force her when from
- 45:37Speaker 8: me she'd fly by her own hand like me to die. Well,
- 45:43Speaker 8: certainly nothing touches the heart of women so much as poetry.
- 45:46Speaker 8: I suppose the master is in the next room. Tis
- 45:49Speaker 8: is our desire him to walk in twill make one's
- 45:52Speaker 8: ears tingle a song on one's self.
- 45:56Speaker 1: Here the song is performed to a spinnet.
- 46:00Speaker 8: Well, dost think lettters my grave lover writ this fine thing,
- 46:04Speaker 8: says to that.
- 46:05Speaker 10: No, Madam, nobody writes songs on those they.
- 46:09Speaker 1: Are sure of.
- 46:11Speaker 8: Sure of me the insolent.
- 46:14Speaker 10: Nay, I know no more. But that he said he'd
- 46:17Speaker 10: turned me away as soon as he had married you.
- 46:21Speaker 8: Tis like enough. That's the common practice of your jealous
- 46:24Speaker 8: headed fellows. Well, I have a good mind to dress
- 46:27Speaker 8: myself an put on my best looks, and send for
- 46:30Speaker 8: him to dismiss him.
- 46:32Speaker 10: I know he loves me, I never knew him show it.
- 46:35Speaker 10: But by his jealousy, as.
- 46:37Speaker 8: You say, a jealous fellow love tis all mistake. Tis
- 46:41Speaker 8: only for himself. He has desires, nor cares what the
- 46:44Speaker 8: object of his wishes suffers, so he himself a satisfaction. No,
- 46:49Speaker 8: he has a gluttony, an hunger for me.
- 46:53Speaker 10: An hunger for you. I protest, madam, if you'd let
- 46:57Speaker 10: me be his cook and make you ready, I'd poison him.
- 47:03Speaker 10: But I'm glad Simon disobate you and told the gentleman
- 47:06Speaker 10: so and who you were and your lodging?
- 47:09Speaker 8: Did the borg do so?
- 47:11Speaker 10: Call him Heather Simon? Why Simon?
- 47:15Speaker 1: Enter Simon, Sirrah, I find I must at last turn
- 47:20Speaker 1: you off, You saucy fellow.
- 47:22Speaker 8: Don't stand staring and dodging with your feet and wearing
- 47:25Speaker 8: out your livery hat with squeezing for an excuse. But
- 47:28Speaker 8: answer me and that presently.
- 47:31Speaker 7: I will, ma'am, as soon as you asked me a question.
- 47:35Speaker 8: Not a four? Then, mister pet don't you know he
- 47:38Speaker 8: told the gentleman's footman in the park who I was
- 47:41Speaker 8: against my constant order when I walk early? Come, sirrah,
- 47:46Speaker 8: tell all that passed between you.
- 47:48Speaker 7: Why, ma'am? The gentleman's gentleman came up to me very
- 47:52Speaker 7: civilly and said his master was in discourse with my lady.
- 47:57Speaker 7: He supposed then he fell to talk about veils, about
- 48:02Speaker 7: profits in a service. At last, after a deal of
- 48:07Speaker 7: civil discourse between us.
- 48:10Speaker 8: Come without this preamble? What to he ask to you?
- 48:12Speaker 8: In pertinence?
- 48:13Speaker 7: Tell that do he asked about you and Madame Victoria?
- 48:19Speaker 7: I said, the answer mist the two is my lady speak.
- 48:24Speaker 8: On boldly, Simon, I'm never angry at a servant that
- 48:26Speaker 8: speaks truth.
- 48:28Speaker 7: He told me he should be very proud of my acquaintance. Indeed, ma'am,
- 48:34Speaker 7: the man was very well spoken and showed a great
- 48:37Speaker 7: deal of respect for me. On your ladyship's account, he
- 48:43Speaker 7: is a mighty well spoken man, and said he found
- 48:46Speaker 7: I was a smart gentleman. Said he'd come again.
- 48:52Speaker 8: Go you've done your business, go down exit well.
- 48:57Speaker 10: After all, Madam, I didn't not think that gentlemen displeased
- 49:02Speaker 10: you had.
- 49:03Speaker 8: But young Boo quit his mean and conversation. How easily
- 49:07Speaker 8: would he exclude love More.
- 49:09Speaker 1: Enter servant.
- 49:11Speaker 11: Mister Lovemore is coming up, Madam.
- 49:14Speaker 8: He has not heard sure of this new proposal.
- 49:17Speaker 10: Tis possible he may and come to rent or upbraid
- 49:20Speaker 10: your ladyship. I wonder you inure him on these occasions.
- 49:26Speaker 8: I'll rack his very heart strings. He shall know all
- 49:29Speaker 8: that man as suffered for his native mistress woman.
- 49:33Speaker 10: His father, Madam, has been so long coming out of Suffolk.
- 49:38Speaker 10: There are strange tricks in the world, But tis not
- 49:43Speaker 10: my place to speak.
- 49:45Speaker 8: However, his father may come at last, I will not
- 49:48Speaker 8: wholly lose him, as bad as he is, he's better
- 49:51Speaker 8: than her hospital at all. Stay in the room. I'll
- 49:54Speaker 8: talk to you as if he were not present.
- 49:57Speaker 2: Enter love more, Ah, Penelope inconstant, fickle Penelope.
- 50:06Speaker 8: But letters, you don't tell me what the gentleman said.
- 50:09Speaker 8: Now there's nobody here. You may speak.
- 50:12Speaker 2: Now there's nobody here. Then am I a thing? Are utensil?
- 50:17Speaker 2: I am nobody and I have no essence that I
- 50:21Speaker 2: am sensible of. I think twill be so soon, this ingreat,
- 50:25Speaker 2: this perjured.
- 50:28Speaker 8: Tell me I say how the match happened to break off?
- 50:32Speaker 2: This is downright abuse. What don't you see me, madam?
- 50:37Speaker 10: He had to folly upon her, being commonly civil to
- 50:41Speaker 10: him to talk of directing her affairs before his time.
- 50:46Speaker 10: In the first place, he thought it but necessary. Her maid,
- 50:50Speaker 10: her faithful servant, missus Betty, should be removed.
- 50:56Speaker 2: Her faithful servant, missus Betty, her betrayer, her whisperer, missus Lettis. Madam,
- 51:04Speaker 2: would you but hear me?
- 51:06Speaker 8: I will be heard pretty stop letters, and see what
- 51:11Speaker 8: noise is that?
- 51:12Speaker 12: Without the noise is here?
- 51:15Speaker 2: Madam? Tis I that make what you call noise? Tis
- 51:19Speaker 2: I that claim allowed my right and speak to all
- 51:24Speaker 2: the world the wrongs I suffer.
- 51:28Speaker 8: Cooling herbs well steeped, a good anadyne at night, made
- 51:32Speaker 8: of the juice of hellebore, with very thin diet, maybe
- 51:35Speaker 8: of use in these cases.
- 51:37Speaker 1: Both looking at him as disturbed.
- 51:41Speaker 2: Cases, What cases? I shall downright run mad with this
- 51:47Speaker 2: damned usage?
- 51:48Speaker 12: Am I a jest?
- 51:52Speaker 15: A jest?
- 51:53Speaker 10: No faith? This is far from a merry madness?
- 51:58Speaker 2: Harky lettis how downright box you hold your tongue gipsy?
- 52:06Speaker 10: Dear madam, save.
- 52:08Speaker 8: Me, go you to him, Let him take you? Oh
- 52:12Speaker 8: plus me, how he stirs take her, take her, take.
- 52:15Speaker 1: Her running round each other?
- 52:18Speaker 2: Very fine? No, madam, your gallant, your spark last night,
- 52:26Speaker 2: your fine dancer entertainer shall take you. He that was
- 52:31Speaker 2: your swain, and you I warrant a fantastic nymph of
- 52:36Speaker 2: the flood or forest to be out all night with
- 52:41Speaker 2: a young fellow. Oh that makes you change your countenance?
- 52:46Speaker 2: Does it?
- 52:47Speaker 16: So?
- 52:48Speaker 2: Fine? Lady? You wonder how I came to know why
- 52:54Speaker 2: choose a discreetor the next time he told me all
- 52:58Speaker 2: himself swoon die for shame at hearing of these words?
- 53:04Speaker 8: Do I am indeed downright ashamed for him that speaks
- 53:08Speaker 8: him whence this insolence if not from utter distraction under
- 53:12Speaker 8: this roof?
- 53:13Speaker 2: Oh the ingrate, have not I, madam, two long years,
- 53:21Speaker 2: two ages with humblest resignation depended on your smile. And
- 53:31Speaker 2: shall I suffer one of yesterday's to treat you to
- 53:36Speaker 2: dance all night with you?
- 53:38Speaker 8: Speak softly, my father's coming down, Thy.
- 53:41Speaker 2: Father's coming down. Faithless, thou hast no father but to
- 53:46Speaker 2: cross me by night upon the water.
- 53:51Speaker 8: Well, by night upon the water?
- 53:53Speaker 2: What then, yes, all night?
- 53:57Speaker 8: What of that?
- 53:59Speaker 2: Without blushing when you hear of it?
- 54:01Speaker 12: Blush?
- 54:02Speaker 8: For what what do you drive at?
- 54:05Speaker 2: Can you then coolly ask? What tis I mean? Thou reveler,
- 54:13Speaker 2: thou rambler, a fine young lady with your midnight frolics.
- 54:20Speaker 2: But what do I pretend to? I know not how
- 54:25Speaker 2: with bended knees to call you series make you an
- 54:30Speaker 2: offering of summer fruits, and deify your vanity? Thou art
- 54:36Speaker 2: no goddess, thout a very woman with all the guile,
- 54:41Speaker 2: your barges, your treats, your fireworks.
- 54:44Speaker 8: What means the insolent you grow insufferable?
- 54:48Speaker 2: Oh Penelope? That look, that disdainful look, has pierced my
- 54:56Speaker 2: soul and ebbed my rage to penitence and sorrow. I
- 55:03Speaker 2: own my fault. I'm too rash.
- 55:06Speaker 8: The imaginary enemies you raise are but mere forms of
- 55:09Speaker 8: your sickly brain, so I think and scorn them. A diffident,
- 55:14Speaker 8: a humorous and ungenerous man who without grounds calls me
- 55:17Speaker 8: inconstant shall surely find me. So she will be very
- 55:21Speaker 8: happy that takes a constant man with twenty thousand humors.
- 55:25Speaker 2: Is it a fault my life's bound up in thee
- 55:31Speaker 2: that all my powers change with thy looks, that my
- 55:37Speaker 2: eyes gloat on thee when thou art present an ache
- 55:43Speaker 2: and roll for light, when thou art.
- 55:45Speaker 1: Absent penelope aside.
- 55:49Speaker 8: A little ill usage I see improves a lover. I
- 55:52Speaker 8: never heard him speak so well in my life before
- 55:55Speaker 8: of you.
- 55:56Speaker 2: I am not jealous. Tis my own in dessert that
- 55:59Speaker 2: gives me fears and tenderness forms dangers where they're not.
- 56:04Speaker 2: I doubt and envy all things that approach thee. Not
- 56:09Speaker 2: a fond mother of a long wished for only child
- 56:13Speaker 2: beholds with such kind terrors her infant offspring as I
- 56:18Speaker 2: do her, I love. She thinks it's food if she's
- 56:23Speaker 2: not by unwholesome in all the ambient air made up
- 56:28Speaker 2: of fevers and quartain ageus, except she shrouds it in
- 56:33Speaker 2: her arms. Such is my unpitied anxious care for you.
- 56:40Speaker 2: And can I see another?
- 56:42Speaker 12: What other?
- 56:44Speaker 2: Nay? If you make a secret of your meeting, there's
- 56:49Speaker 2: all that I suspect in it. Another young Buoquet is another.
- 56:55Speaker 8: I never saways face young Booquet?
- 56:58Speaker 2: What not though he solicited a glance with symphonies of
- 57:03Speaker 2: charming note, with sumptuous dishes. Not when the flying meteors
- 57:07Speaker 2: from earth made a new day, not see him? Oh
- 57:11Speaker 2: that was hard, that was unkind.
- 57:16Speaker 12: Not one look for all.
- 57:19Speaker 2: This gallantry, But love is blind. You can be all
- 57:25Speaker 2: night with the sun, all day with the father and
- 57:27Speaker 2: never see either. His father was here this morning. Seek
- 57:32Speaker 2: not to excuse. I find your arts and see their
- 57:35Speaker 2: aim too. Go go take your book, wit, forget your
- 57:45Speaker 2: lover as he now?
- 57:48Speaker 1: Must you going?
- 57:50Speaker 4: Hey?
- 57:51Speaker 8: But three words?
- 57:52Speaker 2: What shall they be?
- 57:54Speaker 8: Pretty hammy?
- 57:56Speaker 2: No? No, your father's coming down.
- 57:59Speaker 8: He's nor can he overhear us. There's time and privacy
- 58:03Speaker 8: enough to disabuse you.
- 58:05Speaker 2: I'll hear nothing unless you will be married, unless you
- 58:12Speaker 2: give me as a present earnest of yourself. Three kisses
- 58:18Speaker 2: and your word.
- 58:19Speaker 8: Forever to give way to my satisfaction, then and be
- 58:23Speaker 8: friends again you would, mister Love will have three kisses.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Three kisses, your faith and hand.
- 58:31Speaker 8: Nothing else. Will you be so contented?
- 58:34Speaker 2: I'll expect higher terms. If you accept not these quickly, then.
- 58:38Speaker 8: Well then nope. My father's coming.
- 58:42Speaker 2: Laugh, and my sufferings slight, my anger? Is this your
- 58:46Speaker 2: base requital of my love? Revenge, revenge? I'll print on
- 58:54Speaker 2: my favorite in his heart's blood, my revenge, our swords,
- 58:59Speaker 2: our God shall dispute our pretenses rather than he enjoy
- 59:03Speaker 2: what my long services entitled me too, which is to
- 59:06Speaker 2: do myself right for what he intends an injury. Though
- 59:09Speaker 2: perhaps what we shall dispute for is better lost.
- 59:14Speaker 8: Mister lovemore, you have taken very great liberties. You say
- 59:19Speaker 8: I've injured you in my regard to another. Is your opinion? Then,
- 59:23Speaker 8: of what you say you will dispute for such as
- 59:25Speaker 8: you just now said, better lost?
- 59:28Speaker 2: Look you madam, so therefore as to that that is such?
- 59:37Speaker 2: For that it you don't consider what you've said to me,
- 59:42Speaker 2: you shall buy all that you shall repent.
- 59:46Speaker 1: This flings out.
- 59:49Speaker 8: This is all we have for it, A little dominion beforehand.
- 59:53Speaker 8: These are the creatures that are born to rule us,
- 59:56Speaker 8: who creep, who flatter and servilely beseech your faith which obtained,
- 1:00:01Speaker 8: They grow sullen, proud, and insolent pryor to the gift
- 1:00:06Speaker 8: the manner of bestowing with all the little lots, the
- 1:00:08Speaker 8: ungrateful youths, to hide or kill their sense and conscience
- 1:00:12Speaker 8: of a benefit.
- 1:00:13Speaker 10: II I, Madam tis so I had a sweetheart once,
- 1:00:18Speaker 10: a lady's butler, to whom I gave a lock of
- 1:00:22Speaker 10: my hair. And the villain, when we quarreled, told me
- 1:00:26Speaker 10: half of them were gray ha ha.
- 1:00:30Speaker 8: The ingrate, the faithless, as love Moore says.
- 1:00:33Speaker 10: And yet Madam the rogue stole a letter out of
- 1:00:37Speaker 10: a book to ask me for it. As my next
- 1:00:40Speaker 10: suitor found out.
- 1:00:42Speaker 8: However, I am sure 'tis in my fate to be
- 1:00:44Speaker 8: subject to one of them.
- 1:00:45Speaker 10: Very suddenly, ah, Madame the Gentleman, this morning.
- 1:00:50Speaker 8: The fellows very well, and I'm mightily mistaken of my
- 1:00:53Speaker 8: cousin Victoria did not think.
- 1:00:55Speaker 1: So lettis aside, And so do you hear TV.
- 1:01:02Speaker 8: Yet I wish I had seen this young piquet before
- 1:01:05Speaker 8: Love marking.
- 1:01:06Speaker 10: Today, I'll tell you how Madame Victoria has never a
- 1:01:11Speaker 10: lover and is your entire friend. Now, madam, suppose you
- 1:01:16Speaker 10: got her to write a letter to this young gentleman
- 1:01:20Speaker 10: in her own name, you meet him under that name incognito.
- 1:01:27Speaker 10: Then if an accident should happen, both you and she
- 1:01:32Speaker 10: will be safe and puzzle the truth you never writ
- 1:01:36Speaker 10: to him, she never met him.
- 1:01:39Speaker 8: A lucky thought. Stop to her immediately, I'll come to her,
- 1:01:44Speaker 8: or she to me.
- 1:01:45Speaker 1: I fly, I fly exit.
- 1:01:49Speaker 8: This is indeed a lucky hint of the wench, in
- 1:01:52Speaker 8: which I have another draft too. Now shall I sift
- 1:01:56Speaker 8: my friend Victoria and perfectly understand whether she likes that
- 1:01:59Speaker 8: a young fellow, For if her reserved humor easily falls
- 1:02:03Speaker 8: in with this design on biquit, she's certainly smitten with
- 1:02:06Speaker 8: the other, and suspects me to be so too. What
- 1:02:10Speaker 8: is this, dear, This sudden intruder? Love that of Victoria's
- 1:02:14Speaker 8: long and faithful friendship, love more's anxious and constant passion,
- 1:02:18Speaker 8: both vanished before it in a moment? Why are our
- 1:02:22Speaker 8: hearts so accessible at our eyes?
- 1:02:25Speaker 1: Enter Victoria and lettis, Oh, my dear.
- 1:02:28Speaker 15: Dear pen, I ran to you? Well, what is it?
- 1:02:33Speaker 2: Set?
- 1:02:33Speaker 8: Chairs and the bohea te and leave us exit. Letise,
- 1:02:39Speaker 8: Dear Victoria, you have always been my most intimate bosom friend.
- 1:02:43Speaker 8: Your wary carriage and circumspection have often been a safety
- 1:02:45Speaker 8: against ours to me.
- 1:02:47Speaker 1: I must confess it filling her tea.
- 1:02:51Speaker 15: But my dear, why this preface to me to the matter.
- 1:02:55Speaker 8: You know all that has passed between me and mister Lovemore.
- 1:02:58Speaker 15: I have always approved him, and do now more than ever.
- 1:03:02Speaker 15: For tis not a mean and air that makes that
- 1:03:05Speaker 15: worthy creature a kind husband, but true.
- 1:03:09Speaker 8: But here was old Bickquit this morning with my father's
- 1:03:11Speaker 8: authority to talk on me of the subject of love.
- 1:03:15Speaker 15: Nay, madam, if so, and you can resolve to obey
- 1:03:19Speaker 15: your father, I contend not for lover More, For though
- 1:03:23Speaker 15: the young men of this age are so very vicious,
- 1:03:26Speaker 15: so expensive both of their health and.
- 1:03:29Speaker 1: Fortune, Penelope aside, how zealous she is to put me
- 1:03:33Speaker 1: out of her way, false creature.
- 1:03:36Speaker 8: But my dear friend, you don't take me your friendship
- 1:03:39Speaker 8: outruns my explanation. Twas for his son at oxf he
- 1:03:43Speaker 8: came to me, he is to walk with him before
- 1:03:45Speaker 8: the door that I may view him by and by.
- 1:03:48Speaker 15: Nay, as one must obey their parents, wholly. I think
- 1:03:52Speaker 15: a wrong young man that never saw the town is
- 1:03:54Speaker 15: better than an old one that has run through all
- 1:03:56Speaker 15: its vices. I congratulate your good fortune. There's a great estate,
- 1:04:02Speaker 15: and he knows nothing. Just come to tell. The furniture
- 1:04:07Speaker 15: and the horsecloths will be all your own device for
- 1:04:10Speaker 15: the wedding, and the horses when and where you please.
- 1:04:14Speaker 15: He knows no better.
- 1:04:15Speaker 8: But one shall be so long teaching a rule, creature
- 1:04:18Speaker 8: a manner.
- 1:04:19Speaker 15: Never let him have one twill make him like himself,
- 1:04:23Speaker 15: and think of making advances elsewhere. You'd better have him
- 1:04:27Speaker 15: a booby. How could I think of the old fellow?
- 1:04:30Speaker 15: For you, look, you penn. Old age has its infirmities,
- 1:04:35Speaker 15: and tis a sad prospect for an honest young woman
- 1:04:39Speaker 15: to be sure of being a nurse and never of
- 1:04:42Speaker 15: being a mother.
- 1:04:43Speaker 8: Oh that I had but your prudence. But my dare,
- 1:04:47Speaker 8: I have a request to make to you, and that
- 1:04:49Speaker 8: is that you would write him an actignation this evening
- 1:04:51Speaker 8: in the park. I'll obey the appointment and converse with
- 1:04:55Speaker 8: him under that disguise, for the old people will clap
- 1:04:58Speaker 8: up a match before I know anything of the real man.
- 1:05:01Speaker 8: And if one don't know one's husband. How can one
- 1:05:04Speaker 8: manage him, that is to say, obey him?
- 1:05:07Speaker 15: Oh, pray, my dear, do you think I don't understand you? Oh?
- 1:05:12Speaker 15: And there's another thing. A scholar makes the best husband in.
- 1:05:16Speaker 8: The world because they are the most knowing.
- 1:05:19Speaker 15: No, because they are the least knowing. But I'll go
- 1:05:23Speaker 15: immediately and obey your commands. I wish you heartily well,
- 1:05:27Speaker 15: my dear in this matter.
- 1:05:28Speaker 8: Kissing her, I thank you, dearest, I don't doubt it.
- 1:05:32Speaker 15: Indeed, where are you going now, my dear? Oh fie,
- 1:05:37Speaker 15: this is not like a friend. Do I use you so,
- 1:05:40Speaker 15: dear madam?
- 1:05:42Speaker 8: No, indeed, madam, I must wait on you.
- 1:05:44Speaker 15: Indeed you shan't. Indeed you shan't.
- 1:05:47Speaker 1: Penelope follows Victoria, Well.
- 1:05:51Speaker 8: Madam, will you promise then to be as free with me?
- 1:05:55Speaker 8: Thus does she hope to work me out of my
- 1:05:56Speaker 8: lover by being made my confident? But that basiness has
- 1:06:00Speaker 8: been too fashionable to pass anymore. I have not trusted her,
- 1:06:04Speaker 8: the cunning creature. I begin to hate her, sir. I'll
- 1:06:08Speaker 8: never be a minute from her exit.
- 1:06:13Speaker 1: Seem too Covent Garden, Enter Old Boquet, Young Buquitt and lutein.
- 1:06:21Speaker 14: Well Tom where have you sauntered about since I saw you?
- 1:06:27Speaker 14: Is not the town mightily increased that you were in it?
- 1:06:30Speaker 12: I indeed I need not have been so impatient to
- 1:06:34Speaker 12: have left Oxford. Had I stayed he here longer they
- 1:06:37Speaker 12: had builded to me.
- 1:06:39Speaker 14: But I don't observe you affected much with the alterations.
- 1:06:43Speaker 14: Where have you been?
- 1:06:46Speaker 12: No faith? The new exchange has taken up all my curiosity.
- 1:06:50Speaker 14: Oh but son, you must not go to places to
- 1:06:54Speaker 14: stare at women. Did you buy anything?
- 1:06:58Speaker 12: Some bobbles? But my choice was so distracted among the
- 1:07:02Speaker 12: pretty merchants and their dealers, I knew not where to run. First,
- 1:07:07Speaker 12: one little lisping rogue ribbons gloves, tippeth sir cries another
- 1:07:13Speaker 12: will you buy a fine sort nott? Then a third,
- 1:07:16Speaker 12: pretty voice and courtesy? Does not your lady want hoods, scarves,
- 1:07:21Speaker 12: fine green silk stockings. I went by as if I
- 1:07:25Speaker 12: had been in a seraglio, a living gallery of beauties,
- 1:07:29Speaker 12: staring from side to side, I bowing, they laughing. So
- 1:07:34Speaker 12: made my escape and brought your son an air safe
- 1:07:37Speaker 12: to you through all these darts and glances, to which,
- 1:07:40Speaker 12: indeed my breast is not impregnable. But I wonder whence
- 1:07:44Speaker 12: I had this amorous inclination.
- 1:07:47Speaker 14: Oh where you had it from Sarah? Tis your business
- 1:07:50Speaker 14: to correct it by texting it upon a proper object.
- 1:07:55Speaker 14: But Tom, you know I am always glad to hear
- 1:07:59Speaker 14: you talk with the gayety before me that you do elsewhere.
- 1:08:03Speaker 14: But I have now something of consequence.
- 1:08:07Speaker 1: Aside.
- 1:08:08Speaker 14: That sudden serious look was so like me. What I
- 1:08:12Speaker 14: am going to say now, I tell you, is extraordinary.
- 1:08:17Speaker 12: I could not, indeed help some seeming extravagancies I have
- 1:08:20Speaker 12: been forced to.
- 1:08:21Speaker 14: But I do not grudge you your expenses. I was
- 1:08:25Speaker 14: not going to speak on it, for I decay, and
- 1:08:30Speaker 14: so do my desires, while yours grow still upon you. Therefore,
- 1:08:36Speaker 14: what may be spared from mine, I heartily give you
- 1:08:39Speaker 14: to supply yours. Tis but the just order of things
- 1:08:44Speaker 14: I scorned a horde. What I only now can gaze at.
- 1:08:48Speaker 14: While your youth in person want those entertainments, you may
- 1:08:52Speaker 14: become and taste all your just pleasures of mine also
- 1:08:58Speaker 14: in you my youth and gay years. Methinks I feel repeated.
- 1:09:03Speaker 12: Then what can give you, sir? Uneasiness?
- 1:09:06Speaker 14: Your affectation of a soldier's dress makes me think you
- 1:09:11Speaker 14: bent upon a dangerous, though noble course, that you'll expose
- 1:09:15Speaker 14: a life that's dearer to your father than yourself to
- 1:09:19Speaker 14: daily hazards. I therefore have resolved to settle thee and
- 1:09:25Speaker 14: chosen a young lady, witty, prudent, rich and fair.
- 1:09:30Speaker 1: Young.
- 1:09:30Speaker 12: Be quit assigned, Oh, Victoria, you cannot move too slowly
- 1:09:36Speaker 12: in such a business.
- 1:09:38Speaker 14: Nay tis no sudden thing. Her father and I have
- 1:09:42Speaker 14: been old acquaintance, and I was so confident of her
- 1:09:46Speaker 14: worth and your compliance, that I can't, with honor disengage myself.
- 1:09:53Speaker 12: How sir, an honor calls me to the field where
- 1:09:56Speaker 12: I may perpetuate your name by some brave exploit.
- 1:09:59Speaker 14: You may do it much better, Tom, at home, by
- 1:10:02Speaker 14: a brave boy. Come come, it must.
- 1:10:06Speaker 1: Be so, young, Be quit aside?
- 1:10:10Speaker 12: What shall I do for some invention?
- 1:10:13Speaker 14: Let it be so, dear Tom, It must be so?
- 1:10:17Speaker 12: What if it be impossible?
- 1:10:20Speaker 14: Impossible?
- 1:10:21Speaker 12: As how upon my knees, I beg your pardon, Sir,
- 1:10:25Speaker 12: I am what at Oxford?
- 1:10:28Speaker 14: What art thou at Oxford? Rise and tell me why I.
- 1:10:33Speaker 12: Am married there? Since you needs must.
- 1:10:35Speaker 14: Know married without my consent.
- 1:10:40Speaker 12: There was a force upon me. You'll easily get all
- 1:10:43Speaker 12: annulled if you desire it. It was the crossest, most
- 1:10:46Speaker 12: unhappy accident. Yet indeed she is an excellent creature.
- 1:10:51Speaker 16: Latine aside, how could he conceal this all this while
- 1:10:56Speaker 16: from me?
- 1:10:58Speaker 4: But I remember he used to be out of the
- 1:11:00Speaker 4: college whole nights. We knew not where.
- 1:11:03Speaker 1: Penelope and Victoria at the window. Penelope aside, the.
- 1:11:09Speaker 8: Very man we met this morning, and I employ my
- 1:11:12Speaker 8: rival to write to him. How confidently she stares at
- 1:11:16Speaker 8: the fellow and observes his action.
- 1:11:19Speaker 15: Betty, do you see with what intent and with what
- 1:11:22Speaker 15: fire in her eyes? Penelope gazes yonder? But take you
- 1:11:27Speaker 15: that letter and give it when the old gentleman's gone. Goodness,
- 1:11:30Speaker 15: how concerned she seems.
- 1:11:33Speaker 1: Well, some women exclaimed, ladies from aboves.
- 1:11:38Speaker 14: Let that pass, since the business is irrevocable. What is
- 1:11:42Speaker 14: her name?
- 1:11:44Speaker 12: Matilda and a father's new tongue.
- 1:11:47Speaker 14: Their names I never heard before.
- 1:11:50Speaker 12: But go on, this lady, sir, I saw in a
- 1:11:53Speaker 12: public assembly at the first side, she made me hers
- 1:11:57Speaker 12: forever from that instant I languished, nor had vital heat.
- 1:12:01Speaker 12: Out of her presence. The sun to me shed influenced
- 1:12:04Speaker 12: in vain. He rose and set both unobserved, nor was
- 1:12:08Speaker 12: to any living this human life so much a dream
- 1:12:11Speaker 12: as me. All this she observed, but not untouched observed.
- 1:12:16Speaker 12: She showed a noble gratitude to a noble passion favors
- 1:12:20Speaker 12: I soon received, but severely modest ones.
- 1:12:23Speaker 16: Latine assigned, Oh, that's presupposed you, to be sure, would
- 1:12:29Speaker 16: ne'er desire any other?
- 1:12:32Speaker 12: We had contrived to meet to night, the sweetest hours
- 1:12:35Speaker 12: of love. And there was I one evening in her lodging,
- 1:12:39Speaker 12: twas as I remember, yes, twas on the second of December.
- 1:12:44Speaker 12: That's the very night I was caught.
- 1:12:46Speaker 16: Latine assigned Tis Strange, a fellow of his wit, to
- 1:12:51Speaker 16: be trepanned into a marriage.
- 1:12:54Speaker 12: The father supped abroad that night, which made us think
- 1:12:57Speaker 12: ourselves secure, but coming home by accidents soon then we expected.
- 1:13:01Speaker 12: We heard him at the door. How did that noise
- 1:13:03Speaker 12: surprise us? She hid me behind the bed, then lets
- 1:13:07Speaker 12: him in.
- 1:13:08Speaker 14: I tremble for the poor young lady, pray go on?
- 1:13:13Speaker 14: How did she recover herself?
- 1:13:15Speaker 12: She fell into the prettiest, artful little tales to divert
- 1:13:19Speaker 12: him and hide a discomposure, which she interrupted by telling
- 1:13:22Speaker 12: her she must be married suddenly to one proposed to
- 1:13:25Speaker 12: him that evening. This was to me.
- 1:13:27Speaker 14: Dagger's but she she.
- 1:13:30Speaker 12: By general answers in that case, managed it so well
- 1:13:34Speaker 12: that he was going down when instantly in my watch
- 1:13:37Speaker 12: and my pocket struck ten he turned some short on
- 1:13:40Speaker 12: his The mazed daughter asked where she had it. She
- 1:13:44Speaker 12: cried her cousin Martha sent it out of the country
- 1:13:47Speaker 12: to be mended for her. He said he would take
- 1:13:49Speaker 12: care on she comes to me. But as I was
- 1:13:52Speaker 12: giving it her, the string was so entangled in the
- 1:13:54Speaker 12: cock of a pistol I always had about me on
- 1:13:56Speaker 12: those occasions that my haste to disengage a fire to
- 1:13:59Speaker 12: talk off my mistress swoons away. The father ran out,
- 1:14:04Speaker 12: crying out murder. I thought her dead. Feared his return,
- 1:14:08Speaker 12: which he soon did with two boisterous rogues, his sons,
- 1:14:11Speaker 12: and his whole family of servants. I would have made
- 1:14:14Speaker 12: my escape, but they opposed me with drawn swords. I
- 1:14:18Speaker 12: wounded both, but a lusty wench with a fire shovel
- 1:14:22Speaker 12: at one blow struck down my sword and broke it
- 1:14:25Speaker 12: all to pieces.
- 1:14:26Speaker 14: But still the poor young lady.
- 1:14:29Speaker 12: Here was I seazed. Meantime, Matilda wakes from her trance
- 1:14:33Speaker 12: beholding me, held like a ruffian. Both her brother's bleeding
- 1:14:38Speaker 12: she was returning to it. What should I do? I
- 1:14:41Speaker 12: saw the hoary father and the divided sorrow for his
- 1:14:43Speaker 12: son's lies and daughter's honor, of both which she thought
- 1:14:47Speaker 12: me the invader. She, with pitying, dying and reproaching looks,
- 1:14:52Speaker 12: beseeched me and taught me what I owed. A constant
- 1:14:55Speaker 12: love I yielded, Sir, I own, I yielded to the justice,
- 1:15:00Speaker 12: terror of their family, resentment, and my mistress more dreadful
- 1:15:04Speaker 12: of braining. Thus am I, sir, the martyr of an
- 1:15:07Speaker 12: honest passion.
- 1:15:09Speaker 14: What I most blame is that you concealed it from
- 1:15:13Speaker 14: your best friend, how instantly to Penelope's father and make
- 1:15:18Speaker 14: my apology. He is my friend.
- 1:15:22Speaker 4: Exit this marriage strangely surprised me.
- 1:15:27Speaker 12: Why did you believe it too? As well as the
- 1:15:30Speaker 12: old gentleman? Why didn't I did excellently?
- 1:15:35Speaker 4: What the watch the pistol lady swooning her pitying upbreeding
- 1:15:41Speaker 4: look al chimera.
- 1:15:44Speaker 12: Nothing but downright wit to keep myself safe for Victoria.
- 1:15:49Speaker 4: May I desire one favor?
- 1:15:51Speaker 12: What can I deny them? My privado?
- 1:15:54Speaker 4: Only that you'd give me some little secret hint when
- 1:15:57Speaker 4: next you are going to be witty, but a jumble
- 1:16:02Speaker 4: particular so readily tis impossible you could, I believe, at
- 1:16:08Speaker 4: the beginning of your tale know the ending.
- 1:16:10Speaker 12: Yet these are gifts, child, mere gifts tis not to
- 1:16:15Speaker 12: be learnt the skill of lying, except humor, wit, invention,
- 1:16:19Speaker 12: presence of mind, retention, memory, circumspection, et cetera, were to
- 1:16:24Speaker 12: be obtained by industry. You must not hum, nor hure nor.
- 1:16:28Speaker 1: Blanchefort Betty entering?
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: Who have we got here?
- 1:16:34Speaker 9: May I be so bold as to crave the liberty
- 1:16:37Speaker 9: to ask your name?
- 1:16:38Speaker 12: My bright handmaid, my little she gannymeat thou charming heavy,
- 1:16:44Speaker 12: You may ask me my name, for I won't tell
- 1:16:47Speaker 12: it to you till you do, because I'd have the
- 1:16:50Speaker 12: more words with you.
- 1:16:52Speaker 9: Are not you, mister Bookwit?
- 1:16:54Speaker 12: The very same, my dear there.
- 1:16:57Speaker 9: Then giving him letter He he's a mighty pretty man.
- 1:17:01Speaker 1: Except Betty Young Bookquet reading, you.
- 1:17:06Speaker 12: May wonder your person and character this evening near Rosamond's
- 1:17:11Speaker 12: pond on the other side of the park, Victoria, Oh
- 1:17:16Speaker 12: the happiness. What has become of the girl? Oh? Lauten, Lauten,
- 1:17:21Speaker 12: ask me fifty questions all at once? What heals me?
- 1:17:24Speaker 12: Why this joy? Who is this from?
- 1:17:27Speaker 6: Oh?
- 1:17:28Speaker 12: I could die methings this moment, lest there should be
- 1:17:31Speaker 12: in fate some future ill to dash my present joy.
- 1:17:35Speaker 12: Why Jack, why dost not ask me what's the matter?
- 1:17:39Speaker 4: If you'd but give me leave?
- 1:17:41Speaker 12: No, do not speak, let me talk. All I fain
- 1:17:45Speaker 12: would celebrate my fair one's praise her every beauty. But
- 1:17:49Speaker 12: the mind's too full to utter anything that is articulate,
- 1:17:52Speaker 12: and will give way to nothing but mere names and interjections.
- 1:17:56Speaker 12: Her Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, my Victoria.
- 1:18:02Speaker 4: Read there well, I own this, subscribed to Victoria. But
- 1:18:08Speaker 4: still I am afraid of mistakes.
- 1:18:10Speaker 12: No, kneel down and ask forgiveness. You don't believe that
- 1:18:15Speaker 12: she that would not speak to me would write. But
- 1:18:18Speaker 12: after all raptures and ecstasies, pretty step after the maid,
- 1:18:22Speaker 12: learn what you can of a fortune, and so forth
- 1:18:24Speaker 12: get interest to be admitted another time.
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: Exit lateen.
- 1:18:29Speaker 3: Enter Frederick, sir, your servant, yours, sir, have you business
- 1:18:35Speaker 3: with me? This paper speaks it, young beer.
- 1:18:38Speaker 1: Quit reading.
- 1:18:40Speaker 12: I'm a friend. You've made me your mortal enemy with
- 1:18:43Speaker 12: your sword. I expect satisfaction tomorrow morning at six in
- 1:18:47Speaker 12: Hyde Park, love More. Do you know the contents of
- 1:18:51Speaker 12: this letter?
- 1:18:52Speaker 3: Yes, sir, it is a challenge from love.
- 1:18:54Speaker 12: More are you to be a second?
- 1:18:58Speaker 3: I offered it, but he will meet you.
- 1:19:01Speaker 12: The fewer, the better cheer.
- 1:19:03Speaker 3: You are very pleasant, sir.
- 1:19:05Speaker 12: My good humor was ever challenged. Proof I will be very.
- 1:19:08Speaker 1: Punctual, Except Frederick.
- 1:19:11Speaker 12: I fall into business very fast. There, thou dear, Let
- 1:19:15Speaker 12: her of love be there, thou of hatred. There men
- 1:19:20Speaker 12: of business must sult their papers. I fear he saw
- 1:19:24Speaker 12: me put up two letters enter latein Oh Jack more Adventures.
- 1:19:30Speaker 12: Another lady has writ let's see it. No always tender
- 1:19:35Speaker 12: of reputation, she is of quality. A gentleman usher came
- 1:19:39Speaker 12: with it. I can't believe there's anything in that old
- 1:19:42Speaker 12: women being wrapped in one's mother's smock to be thus lucky.
- 1:19:46Speaker 12: I suppose I was used like other children. They clapped
- 1:19:50Speaker 12: me on a skull cap, swathed me hard, played me
- 1:19:53Speaker 12: in arms, and showed me London. But however it comes about,
- 1:19:57Speaker 12: I have strange luck with the women.
- 1:19:59Speaker 16: But let us see this letter, young bookquet reading.
- 1:20:04Speaker 12: No, no a woman of condition to go so far.
- 1:20:08Speaker 12: But indeed your passion, your wit, my page at the
- 1:20:12Speaker 12: backstairs secrecy, and your veracity.
- 1:20:16Speaker 4: There her ladyship neck did PACs. I'll be as humorous
- 1:20:20Speaker 4: and frolic as you. You pert fellows are the only successful.
- 1:20:25Speaker 12: Well said lad And as mister Bay said, now the
- 1:20:29Speaker 12: plot thickens upon us. We'll spend our time as gaily
- 1:20:32Speaker 12: as the best of them, and all of it in laugh.
- 1:20:35Speaker 12: For since through all the race of man we find
- 1:20:38Speaker 12: each to some darling passion is inclined, Let love be
- 1:20:42Speaker 12: still the bias of my mind, Excellge.
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: End of Act two, Act three, after Lying Lover or
- 1:20:59Speaker 1: The Ladies Friendship by Richard Steele. This is a LibriVox recording.
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- 1:21:14Speaker 1: the third scene one, Victoria's lodgings, Covent Garden. Enter Victoria
- 1:21:22Speaker 1: and Betty.
- 1:21:24Speaker 15: This was, indeed, Betty a very diverting accident that I
- 1:21:28Speaker 15: should be employed to write to her lover. Now I
- 1:21:32Speaker 15: can't but think how angry my cousin pen is. She frets.
- 1:21:37Speaker 15: I warrant at her very looking glass, which used to
- 1:21:40Speaker 15: be her comforter, upon all occasions.
- 1:21:43Speaker 9: I would not be in poor mistress Lettuce's place, for
- 1:21:46Speaker 9: all the world nothing to be sure can please today?
- 1:21:50Speaker 9: Did you mind how she nestled and fumed inwardly to
- 1:21:52Speaker 9: see your ladyship look so well? Nay, indeed, madam, you
- 1:21:56Speaker 9: were in high beauty.
- 1:21:58Speaker 15: Yet I must confess I was myself a little discomposed.
- 1:22:03Speaker 15: I was ashamed for my friend, and then to see
- 1:22:06Speaker 15: her show such a regard for a fellow.
- 1:22:09Speaker 9: But I swear, were I to have my will, you
- 1:22:11Speaker 9: should be always angry at me. It gives your ladyship
- 1:22:14Speaker 9: such a pretty fierceness and a quick spirit to your features,
- 1:22:17Speaker 9: not that you want it.
- 1:22:18Speaker 15: Yet it adds there are some people very unhappily pretend
- 1:22:22Speaker 15: to fire and life. There's poor, stupid, insipid lady fad
- 1:22:27Speaker 15: has heard of the word spleen and distaste and sets
- 1:22:32Speaker 15: up for being out of humor with that unmeaning face
- 1:22:35Speaker 15: of hers.
- 1:22:36Speaker 9: You're in a fine humor, madam.
- 1:22:38Speaker 15: Her ladyship's physician prescribed anger to her, upon which she
- 1:22:42Speaker 15: comes in public with her eyes staringly open. This she
- 1:22:47Speaker 15: designs for vivacity and gapes about like a wandering country lady.
- 1:22:52Speaker 15: She pretends to be a remarker and looks at everybody,
- 1:22:56Speaker 15: but alas she wants it here and no not that
- 1:23:01Speaker 15: to see is no more to look than to go
- 1:23:04Speaker 15: is to walk. For you must know, Beddy, every child
- 1:23:07Speaker 15: can see, but 'tis an observing creature that can look,
- 1:23:11Speaker 15: as every pretty girl can go. But chis a fine
- 1:23:14Speaker 15: woman that walks. Ha. But by the way, there's missus Penelope,
- 1:23:19Speaker 15: methinks does neither. I have a kindness for her, but
- 1:23:24Speaker 15: she has no gesture in the least, my dear enter Penelope.
- 1:23:30Speaker 1: Well, my dear Betty, aside.
- 1:23:34Speaker 9: How civilly people of quality hate one another?
- 1:23:37Speaker 8: Well, my dear, were you not strangely surprised to see
- 1:23:41Speaker 8: that this young boquich should be the soldier we met
- 1:23:43Speaker 8: this morning.
- 1:23:44Speaker 15: The confident, lying creature. Indeed, I wondered you'd suffer him
- 1:23:49Speaker 15: to entertain you so long.
- 1:23:51Speaker 8: You must know, Madam, he's married too at Oxford, the
- 1:23:55Speaker 8: ugly wretch.
- 1:23:57Speaker 15: I think him downright disagreeable. A sign, but perhaps this
- 1:24:01Speaker 15: is a fetch of hers. He had no married.
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: Look.
- 1:24:05Speaker 8: Yet, I am resolved to go to your excitation, if
- 1:24:07Speaker 8: it be, but to confront the coxkin and laugh at
- 1:24:10Speaker 8: his lie. Such fellows should be made to know themselves,
- 1:24:14Speaker 8: and that they're understood.
- 1:24:16Speaker 15: I'll wait upon you, my dear, assigned. She's very prettily dressed.
- 1:24:23Speaker 15: But indeed, my dear, you shan't go with your hood
- 1:24:25Speaker 15: sell it makes you look abominably with your head so forward.
- 1:24:30Speaker 1: There displacing her head.
- 1:24:34Speaker 15: That's something you had, a fearful, silly blushing. Look now
- 1:24:38Speaker 15: you command all hearts. Thank you, my dear, your servants dearest, that's.
- 1:24:44Speaker 8: Alas madam who patched you to day. Let me see
- 1:24:48Speaker 8: it is the hardest thing in dress, I may say
- 1:24:51Speaker 8: without vanity, I know a little of it. That's so
- 1:24:54Speaker 8: low on the cheek, pulps the flash too much. Hold still,
- 1:24:57Speaker 8: my dear, I'll place it just by your eye aside.
- 1:25:01Speaker 8: Now she downrightes squints.
- 1:25:04Speaker 15: There's nothing like a sincere friend, for one is not
- 1:25:07Speaker 15: a judge of one's self. I have a patch box
- 1:25:10Speaker 15: about me, Hold, my dear, that gives you a sadd air,
- 1:25:14Speaker 15: that large one near your temples.
- 1:25:17Speaker 8: People perhaps don't mind these things. But if it be true,
- 1:25:20Speaker 8: as the poet finally sings, that all the passions in
- 1:25:23Speaker 8: the features are, we may show or hide 'em as
- 1:25:26Speaker 8: we know how to affix these pretty artificial mals.
- 1:25:30Speaker 15: And so catch lovers and puzzle physiognomy.
- 1:25:33Speaker 8: Tis true, then pray, my dear, let me put a
- 1:25:37Speaker 8: little disdain in your face, for we'll plague this fop
- 1:25:41Speaker 8: that that your forehead does it hold?
- 1:25:44Speaker 15: My dear, I'll give indifference for him. A patch just
- 1:25:48Speaker 15: at the point of your lip exactly shows it, and
- 1:25:51Speaker 15: that you're dumb to all applications.
- 1:25:53Speaker 1: Penelope, a sign you wish.
- 1:25:56Speaker 8: I would be there, My dear dear Madam, your hair
- 1:26:01Speaker 8: is not half powdered. Betty. Bring the powder box to
- 1:26:05Speaker 8: your lady. It gives one a clean look, though your
- 1:26:08Speaker 8: complexion doesn't want it to enliven it.
- 1:26:11Speaker 15: Oh, fuy this from you, but I know you won't
- 1:26:14Speaker 15: flatter me. You are too much my friend.
- 1:26:17Speaker 8: Now, madam, you shall see powder, sir.
- 1:26:21Speaker 1: A sign.
- 1:26:23Speaker 8: Now she looks like a sprite.
- 1:26:26Speaker 15: Thank you, my dear. We'll take a hack. Our maids
- 1:26:29Speaker 15: shall go with us. Come, dear friend, excelluned arm in arm.
- 1:26:36Speaker 9: Pray, Madam Lettuce, be pleased to go on.
- 1:26:39Speaker 10: Indeed, Madame Betty, I must beg your pardon.
- 1:26:43Speaker 1: I am at home, dear Madam Lettuce.
- 1:26:45Speaker 10: Well, Madam, this is unkind I don't use you with
- 1:26:49Speaker 10: this ceremony.
- 1:26:52Speaker 1: Excelluned, Scene two covened garden, Enter young buquet and lateene
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: after a flourish.
- 1:27:02Speaker 12: Victoria, Victoria, victorya.
- 1:27:08Speaker 4: Make way, make way by your leave, stand by Victoria
- 1:27:14Speaker 4: for a mossam resonare doses. I'm really da siloas well.
- 1:27:20Speaker 12: Said Jack. Let me see any of your sparks besides myself.
- 1:27:24Speaker 12: Keep such an equipage. I didn't question. But in a
- 1:27:27Speaker 12: little time I should be a finer fob than the
- 1:27:29Speaker 12: town as yet seen. Oh my lackeys shall be linguists
- 1:27:34Speaker 12: as thou art, while as I ride immortal steeds. How
- 1:27:37Speaker 12: my horses stare at me? They see I am a
- 1:27:41Speaker 12: very new sort of bow.
- 1:27:43Speaker 4: This is rare, the having this noise of music. But
- 1:27:48Speaker 4: won't it be reckoned a disturbance?
- 1:27:51Speaker 12: No? No, it is a usual gallantry here. But the
- 1:27:55Speaker 12: vocal is an elegance hardly known before me? Here? Who
- 1:27:59Speaker 12: am the found accomplished rules of which i'll institute an order.
- 1:28:03Speaker 12: All coxcombs of learning and puts shall after me be
- 1:28:06Speaker 12: called bookwets. A sect will soon be more numerous and
- 1:28:10Speaker 12: in more credit than your Aristotelians, Platonists and academics.
- 1:28:15Speaker 4: Sir, twill be extraordinary, And you are really a wise person.
- 1:28:20Speaker 4: You put your theory of philosophy into practice. It is
- 1:28:24Speaker 4: not with you a dead letter, oh.
- 1:28:27Speaker 12: Sir, No, The design of learning is for the use
- 1:28:30Speaker 12: of life. Therefore I'll settle a family very suddenly and
- 1:28:34Speaker 12: show my literature in economy as how pray, I'll have
- 1:28:39Speaker 12: four peripatetic footmen, two followers of Aristipus for the lats
- 1:28:45Speaker 12: de chambre, and an epicurean cook with an hermetical chemist,
- 1:28:50Speaker 12: who are good only at making fires for my scullion.
- 1:28:53Speaker 12: And then I think all is disposed, But methinks this
- 1:28:57Speaker 12: fair one takes state upon her. But I none of
- 1:29:00Speaker 12: your languishes. I am not known in town. And if
- 1:29:03Speaker 12: I misbehave tis but being sent back again to my
- 1:29:06Speaker 12: small beer and three half benny commons. And I, like
- 1:29:10Speaker 12: many other beaux, only blazed and vanished.
- 1:29:13Speaker 4: But you know I love music immoderately. How do you
- 1:29:17Speaker 4: dispose your entertainment? Let em begin well.
- 1:29:21Speaker 12: Give me but leave. The fiddles will certainly attract the ladies,
- 1:29:24Speaker 12: I mean the nymphs who have grottos round this enchanted
- 1:29:27Speaker 12: forest in the first place. You intelligences that move this vehicle.
- 1:29:32Speaker 12: How the fellows stare.
- 1:29:34Speaker 2: Goody honor speak to us in English?
- 1:29:38Speaker 12: Why then, you, chairman. Wherever I move, you are to
- 1:29:41Speaker 12: follow me. For I mean to strut shine through the
- 1:29:44Speaker 12: dusk of the evening, and look as like a lazy
- 1:29:47Speaker 12: town fool as I can to charm em well.
- 1:29:51Speaker 4: But the music.
- 1:29:52Speaker 12: But remember ye sons of Phoebus, brethren of the string
- 1:29:57Speaker 12: and liar, that is to say, ye fiddlers, let me
- 1:30:00Speaker 12: have a flourish as I now direct. When I lift
- 1:30:03Speaker 12: up my cane, let it be marshal. If I but
- 1:30:06Speaker 12: throw myself just forward on it, or but raise it smoothly,
- 1:30:10Speaker 12: sigh all for love to show, as I think fit,
- 1:30:13Speaker 12: that I would die or fight for her. You see
- 1:30:16Speaker 12: me bow too well, then strike up.
- 1:30:20Speaker 7: Venus has left her Grecian aisles with all her gaudy
- 1:30:25Speaker 7: train of little love, soft cares and smiles on my
- 1:30:30Speaker 7: larger breast to reign ye tender herds, and listening, dear,
- 1:30:36Speaker 7: forget your food, forget your fear. The bright Victoria will
- 1:30:41Speaker 7: be here. The savages about me throng moved with the
- 1:30:46Speaker 7: passion of my song, and think Victoria stays too long?
- 1:30:52Speaker 12: This for you, Jack, is not that like a fine
- 1:30:55Speaker 12: gentleman that writes for his own diversion.
- 1:30:58Speaker 4: And nobody's else.
- 1:31:00Speaker 12: Now I warrant one of your common sparks would have stamped, fretted,
- 1:31:04Speaker 12: and cried what the devil fool, chilted, abused while I
- 1:31:09Speaker 12: in meter to show you how well nothing at all
- 1:31:12Speaker 12: may be made to run the savages about me throng
- 1:31:16Speaker 12: moved with the passion of my song, and think Victoria
- 1:31:20Speaker 12: stays too.
- 1:31:21Speaker 4: Long, I begin to be one of those savages.
- 1:31:26Speaker 1: Enter Victoria, Penelope, Lattis, and Betty.
- 1:31:31Speaker 15: We had better have stayed where we were and listened
- 1:31:33Speaker 15: to that charming echo than have come in search of
- 1:31:36Speaker 15: that liar.
- 1:31:38Speaker 1: Do you see yonder, young Booquit gives the sign and
- 1:31:41Speaker 1: sings himself.
- 1:31:44Speaker 12: Thus, Madam, have I spent my time almost ever since
- 1:31:48Speaker 12: I saw you repeated your name to the woods, the
- 1:31:53Speaker 12: dais and echoing groves.
- 1:31:57Speaker 8: Pretty observam.
- 1:31:58Speaker 12: Now he begins, I had not time to carve your
- 1:32:02Speaker 12: name on every tree. But that's a melancholy employment, not
- 1:32:08Speaker 12: for those lovers that are favored with Isaac nation.
- 1:32:12Speaker 15: Prilly cousin, do you talk to him in my name?
- 1:32:15Speaker 15: I will be silent till I see farther.
- 1:32:17Speaker 8: The spring is now so forward that it must indeed
- 1:32:20Speaker 8: be attributed to your passion that you are not in
- 1:32:22Speaker 8: the field.
- 1:32:23Speaker 12: You to me justice, madam in that thought, for I
- 1:32:27Speaker 12: am strangely pestered to be there. Well. The French are
- 1:32:31Speaker 12: the most industrious people in the world. I had a
- 1:32:34Speaker 12: letter from one of their generals that shall be nameless.
- 1:32:37Speaker 12: It came over by the way of Holland, with an
- 1:32:40Speaker 12: offer of very great terms if I would but barely
- 1:32:43Speaker 12: send my opinion in the use of pikes, about which
- 1:32:46Speaker 12: he tells me. Their prince and generals have lately held
- 1:32:49Speaker 12: a grand court martial.
- 1:32:51Speaker 8: Ha ha.
- 1:32:53Speaker 4: These cunning things keep still together to puzzle us. I'll
- 1:32:56Speaker 4: alarm him, sir, one word.
- 1:32:59Speaker 15: Come, come. We all have no whispering, no messages at present.
- 1:33:03Speaker 15: Some other ladies have sent, but they shan't have you
- 1:33:06Speaker 15: from us.
- 1:33:07Speaker 4: Ha ha.
- 1:33:09Speaker 12: I hold myself obliged to be of the same humor
- 1:33:12Speaker 12: ladies are in hah. Now, pray do me the favor
- 1:33:16Speaker 12: to tell me what I laughed at.
- 1:33:18Speaker 8: Why you must know you're talking of the French and
- 1:33:21Speaker 8: the war puts us in mind of a young Coxcomb
- 1:33:23Speaker 8: that came last night from Oxford. Calls himself soldier, treats ladies,
- 1:33:27Speaker 8: fights battles, raises jealousies with downright lies of his own inventing.
- 1:33:33Speaker 12: That must be an impudent young rascal, certainly, ha.
- 1:33:38Speaker 15: Nay, this is beyond comparison.
- 1:33:40Speaker 12: I can't conceive how one of those sneaking academics could
- 1:33:43Speaker 12: personate such a character. For we bred in camps have
- 1:33:47Speaker 12: a behavior that shows we are used to acting before crowds.
- 1:33:51Speaker 8: To certainly so. Nay, he has been confronted with it
- 1:33:55Speaker 8: as plainly as I speak to you, and yet not
- 1:33:57Speaker 8: blushed for it, but carried on as if he knew
- 1:34:00Speaker 8: not the.
- 1:34:00Speaker 14: Man that may be.
- 1:34:02Speaker 12: Tis want of knowing themselves makes those cockscomb so confident.
- 1:34:06Speaker 8: The faithless shameless. Well, then to see if possible such
- 1:34:11Speaker 8: a one may be brought to that sense. I tell
- 1:34:13Speaker 8: you this worthy hearer two days ago was in hanging
- 1:34:16Speaker 8: sleeves at Oxford, and is called mister Brookwit.
- 1:34:21Speaker 12: Well, or was it not well enough carried?
- 1:34:24Speaker 15: Huh?
- 1:34:25Speaker 12: I knew you well enough, and you knew me before
- 1:34:28Speaker 12: you writ to me of mister Buckwit's son, that I
- 1:34:32Speaker 12: fell into that way of talking purely to divertue. I
- 1:34:35Speaker 12: knew you a woman of wit and spirit, and that
- 1:34:37Speaker 12: acting that part would at least show I had fire
- 1:34:40Speaker 12: in me and wished myself what I would be half
- 1:34:42Speaker 12: an age to serve and please you suffer and camps,
- 1:34:46Speaker 12: all the vicissitudes of burning heats and sharp afflicting colds.
- 1:34:50Speaker 15: Look you, sir, I shall tell missus Matilda new Town,
- 1:34:54Speaker 15: your spouse at Oxford, what you are saying to another lady.
- 1:34:58Speaker 8: Prilly cousin. Never give yourself the trouble to meddle in
- 1:35:02Speaker 8: such a work one hardly knows how to speak it
- 1:35:04Speaker 8: to a gentleman. But don't touch the affairs of so
- 1:35:07Speaker 8: impuded a liar.
- 1:35:08Speaker 12: Ha ha ha, Why imagam? Have they told you of
- 1:35:12Speaker 12: the marriage too?
- 1:35:13Speaker 3: Well?
- 1:35:14Speaker 12: I was hard put to it there. I had liked
- 1:35:16Speaker 12: to have been gravel. Faith. You are more beholden to
- 1:35:19Speaker 12: me for that than anything. Had it not been for that,
- 1:35:23Speaker 12: they married me to Mistress Penelope old Getwell's granddaughter, the
- 1:35:27Speaker 12: great fortune. But I refused her for you a sign?
- 1:35:32Speaker 12: Who are a greater?
- 1:35:34Speaker 4: Sir?
- 1:35:34Speaker 7: Sir?
- 1:35:35Speaker 4: Pray sir? One word?
- 1:35:37Speaker 1: Stand off, Sarah.
- 1:35:39Speaker 15: You shan't come near him, none of your dumb signs.
- 1:35:43Speaker 8: Then you have refused Penelope. They're a great fortune. What
- 1:35:47Speaker 8: could you disliken her?
- 1:35:48Speaker 12: The whole woman, her person, nor carriage? Please, me. She
- 1:35:53Speaker 12: is one of those women of condition who do and
- 1:35:56Speaker 12: say what they please with an assured air, and think
- 1:35:59Speaker 12: that enough only to be called fine mistress. Such a
- 1:36:02Speaker 12: one's manner.
- 1:36:04Speaker 8: This is not to be endured. I do assure you, sir,
- 1:36:08Speaker 8: missus Penelope has refused your betters.
- 1:36:11Speaker 12: I don't much value my betters in her judgment, but
- 1:36:13Speaker 12: I am sorry to see you concerned for her. When
- 1:36:16Speaker 12: I have been at church when I first saw you,
- 1:36:19Speaker 12: I've seen the gay giddy thing in a gallery of
- 1:36:21Speaker 12: watching eyes to make curtsies. She's indeed a very ceremonious
- 1:36:26Speaker 12: churchwoman and never is guilty of a sin of a
- 1:36:28Speaker 12: mission to any lady of quality with an eye shot.
- 1:36:31Speaker 12: In short, I don't like the woman and would go
- 1:36:34Speaker 12: to Tunis or a Leppo for a wife before I'd
- 1:36:37Speaker 12: take her.
- 1:36:38Speaker 15: I cannot bear this of my friend. If you go on, Sir,
- 1:36:42Speaker 15: at this rate, Tunis or Aleppo are the properest places
- 1:36:47Speaker 15: for you to show your gallantry. In two will never
- 1:36:49Speaker 15: be received by any here aside. I hope she believes me.
- 1:36:55Speaker 8: The ladies in the right one it who can confide
- 1:36:58Speaker 8: in a known comment, impostor.
- 1:37:01Speaker 12: Madam, how can you use a man that loves you
- 1:37:04Speaker 12: so unjustly. But call me what you will, liar, cheat,
- 1:37:08Speaker 12: impostor do, But add your servant, and I am satisfied.
- 1:37:13Speaker 12: I have, indeed, Madam, run through many shifts and hopes
- 1:37:16Speaker 12: to gain you, and could be contented to run through
- 1:37:19Speaker 12: all the shapes and Ovid's metamorphosies. Could I but return
- 1:37:23Speaker 12: to this on my bend and knees of my fair
- 1:37:26Speaker 12: one's humble servant, pray?
- 1:37:29Speaker 15: Let us leave him as you told me. I wonder
- 1:37:32Speaker 15: you can suffer him to entertain you so long? Leave him,
- 1:37:36Speaker 15: Let him kneel to the trees and call to the woods.
- 1:37:38Speaker 1: If he will assigned.
- 1:37:41Speaker 15: Oh, I could brain him, how ugly he looks kneeling
- 1:37:45Speaker 15: to her.
- 1:37:46Speaker 8: No, I'll stay to Placimore. But what opinion can I
- 1:37:50Speaker 8: have this sudden passion? You hardly know me. I believe
- 1:37:53Speaker 8: all my circumstances.
- 1:37:55Speaker 12: No, no, not I I don't know you. Your mother
- 1:37:59Speaker 12: was not old Man Sterling's daughter, your father mister Phillips
- 1:38:03Speaker 12: of Graysin, who had an estate and never practiced. You
- 1:38:07Speaker 12: are not a brother killed at Landon. Your sister Diana
- 1:38:10Speaker 12: is not dead, nor you are not co heiress with
- 1:38:13Speaker 12: miss Moley. No, madam, I don't know you no, nor
- 1:38:17Speaker 12: love you.
- 1:38:19Speaker 8: Penelope aside, I wish I had taken her advice and
- 1:38:22Speaker 8: going he means her all this while sure this is
- 1:38:26Speaker 8: downright fooling. Let's go, my dear, leave him to the woods,
- 1:38:30Speaker 8: as you say a sign, I wish twas full of bears.
- 1:38:36Speaker 15: No, now I'll stay to plague him.
- 1:38:38Speaker 8: No, you shan't stay, sir. We have given ourselves the
- 1:38:42Speaker 8: diversion to see you and confront you in your forhoods
- 1:38:45Speaker 8: in which you have entangled yourself to that degree you
- 1:38:48Speaker 8: know not even the women you pretend to, And therefore, Sir,
- 1:38:51Speaker 8: I so far despise you. But if you should come
- 1:38:54Speaker 8: after me with your fiddles, I'll have a porter a
- 1:38:57Speaker 8: sign ready to let you in.
- 1:39:00Speaker 15: I don't know how to threaten a gentleman in that manner,
- 1:39:04Speaker 15: but I'm sure I shall never entertain any man that
- 1:39:07Speaker 15: has disobliged my friend. While my name's Victoria, exsumed.
- 1:39:12Speaker 4: Arm in arm master, methinks these ladies don't understand wit.
- 1:39:18Speaker 4: They were very rough with you.
- 1:39:20Speaker 12: I they were somewhat dull, but really Victoria discovered herself
- 1:39:24Speaker 12: at her going me things agreeably enough.
- 1:39:28Speaker 4: I believe they are irrecoverably lost parks on it When
- 1:39:32Speaker 4: I gave you so many signs.
- 1:39:34Speaker 12: Too well, hang thinking, Let's to the tavern and in
- 1:39:39Speaker 12: every glass name and you beauty till I either forget
- 1:39:42Speaker 12: or am inspired with some new project to attain her.
- 1:39:46Speaker 12: While in a lovely bowl I drown my care, she'll
- 1:39:49Speaker 12: cease to be or I to think her fair exceumed.
- 1:39:56Speaker 1: End of Act three, Act for as The Lying Lover
- 1:40:06Speaker 1: or The Lady's Friendship by Richard Steele. This is a
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- 1:40:21Speaker 1: Act the fourth scene one Covent Garden, Enter young buquit
- 1:40:27Speaker 1: and lutine.
- 1:40:29Speaker 12: This roebuck is almost my business. Rickby is an honest
- 1:40:34Speaker 12: fellow and would not poison us. The wine had good humor,
- 1:40:38Speaker 12: mirth and joy in it. My blood beats high in
- 1:40:42Speaker 12: phronic What's this, my dear lacky ha?
- 1:40:46Speaker 4: Why sir? I say, sir, that I am in so noble,
- 1:40:52Speaker 4: so exalted a condition that I almost forget that I
- 1:40:57Speaker 4: am your honor's footman.
- 1:41:00Speaker 12: Do but your business well tonight?
- 1:41:03Speaker 4: Who says the tongue stutters, legs falter, and eyes fail
- 1:41:08Speaker 4: with drink. Tis false, my dear master. My tongue runs
- 1:41:13Speaker 4: faster than ever, my legs so brisk and nimble that
- 1:41:18Speaker 4: I can't stand still. And my eyes are better than
- 1:41:23Speaker 4: they ever were. For I see everything double but the letter,
- 1:41:31Speaker 4: the letter I warrant. I give it her.
- 1:41:36Speaker 12: Here here, Jack take it.
- 1:41:39Speaker 4: Let's come near the lamp. This is the foul copy
- 1:41:45Speaker 4: of it that is wrapped in. Let me judge. Now
- 1:41:52Speaker 4: I'll be sedate. Let me read it again.
- 1:41:57Speaker 12: But you look cursedly fluttered. They'll say you're drunk. Let's see,
- 1:42:03Speaker 12: I must comb a wig a little.
- 1:42:07Speaker 4: I shall be kicked for this letter. Here about the middle.
- 1:42:13Speaker 4: You should not talk of joys. So soon you should
- 1:42:17Speaker 4: write miserable. A fortnight or three weeks longer, I shall
- 1:42:23Speaker 4: be kicked.
- 1:42:25Speaker 12: What then? What then? A man of your philosophy must needs.
- 1:42:30Speaker 12: Remember the body is but the mere organ of the mind.
- 1:42:35Speaker 12: Kicks come under the topic of things without. What shall
- 1:42:39Speaker 12: I do for powder? For this smart bomb.
- 1:42:42Speaker 1: Combs out his own wig into latins.
- 1:42:45Speaker 4: Tis no matter, sir, m Powder comes under the notion
- 1:42:50Speaker 4: of things without.
- 1:42:52Speaker 12: Oh, but ladies or no philosophers But as you're being
- 1:42:57Speaker 12: drubbed these stockings too, you must fix your imagination upon
- 1:43:01Speaker 12: some other object, and you may, by force of thought
- 1:43:05Speaker 12: suspend your feeling. The body is but the instrument of
- 1:43:09Speaker 12: the mind, and you may command an instrument.
- 1:43:13Speaker 4: No, sir, I'll have you to know. I'll save my
- 1:43:17Speaker 4: carcass by mere dint of eloquence. You have no other orders.
- 1:43:24Speaker 12: Yeah, yeah, no, but may persuasion grace an elocution hang
- 1:43:30Speaker 12: on the lips. But if you can come into Victoria,
- 1:43:35Speaker 12: she and the wine you drink will inspire you farewell.
- 1:43:40Speaker 1: Exit.
- 1:43:42Speaker 4: This is the enchanted castle which the lady Fair inhabits.
- 1:43:48Speaker 4: Enter Simon, mister Simon, sir, I am your most humble servant,
- 1:43:56Speaker 4: my dear friend.
- 1:43:58Speaker 7: Your servant, Good sir. My lady is with Madame Victoria
- 1:44:03Speaker 7: at cards. She'll lie here to night, but all's ruined.
- 1:44:08Speaker 7: They are both huge angry with your master. But Lettuce,
- 1:44:13Speaker 7: having taken a fancy to you, mister John, spoke up
- 1:44:17Speaker 7: rarely that she did.
- 1:44:18Speaker 4: Indeed, can't one come to the speech of her.
- 1:44:22Speaker 7: I was ordered to have a strict eye to the
- 1:44:25Speaker 7: door and to let nobody in whatsoever. I don't care
- 1:44:30Speaker 7: for going up because she'll see I have made a
- 1:44:33Speaker 7: cap of one of the finest napkins, for which she'll
- 1:44:37Speaker 7: make a plaguey noise.
- 1:44:40Speaker 4: Nay, nay, you are exactly of my mind. I love
- 1:44:47Speaker 4: to avoid anger.
- 1:44:49Speaker 7: You are a little disguised in drink, though, mister John,
- 1:44:53Speaker 7: But I ain't seen you not. I go straight up.
- 1:44:57Speaker 7: Missus Lettuce is in the ante chamber.
- 1:45:01Speaker 4: I thank you, dear friend. My master bids me upon
- 1:45:07Speaker 4: these occasions.
- 1:45:09Speaker 1: Gives him money.
- 1:45:10Speaker 7: I beg your pardon, good, mister John.
- 1:45:13Speaker 4: Look you, I am a servant as well as you.
- 1:45:18Speaker 4: What do you mean, mister Simon? Come, come, Time's precious.
- 1:45:25Speaker 4: When you're a lady is married, all these veils will end.
- 1:45:30Speaker 15: Nay.
- 1:45:31Speaker 7: I said beyond your black, mister John, that you were
- 1:45:34Speaker 7: very well spoken, well put up briskly. I'll stand your
- 1:45:40Speaker 7: friend as much as one servant can to another against
- 1:45:43Speaker 7: all masters and mistresses. Whatever.
- 1:45:46Speaker 4: Thanks good mister Simon excelled.
- 1:45:52Speaker 1: Scene two Penelope's lodgings Atise discovered reading by a small
- 1:45:58Speaker 1: candle large ones by her enlightened.
- 1:46:04Speaker 10: Tis a most sad thing when dare not light a
- 1:46:07Speaker 10: large candle, except companies coming in and I scarce can
- 1:46:12Speaker 10: see to read this piteous story. Well, in all these
- 1:46:17Speaker 10: distresses and misfortunes, the faithful Argulus was renowned all over
- 1:46:23Speaker 10: the plains of Arca Arcadia for his loyal and true
- 1:46:31Speaker 10: affection to his charming paramour Parthenia. Oh, blessings on his
- 1:46:40Speaker 10: heart for it. There are no such suitors nowadays, weeping,
- 1:46:46Speaker 10: But I hope they'll come together again at the end
- 1:46:48Speaker 10: of the book and marry and have several children.
- 1:46:54Speaker 15: Oh bless me.
- 1:46:55Speaker 10: A man here turns over the leaves. That gentleman's pretty
- 1:47:02Speaker 10: man enter, lateine.
- 1:47:06Speaker 18: I wonder by what means with that impudence you could
- 1:47:10Speaker 18: offer to come upstairs at this time of the night,
- 1:47:14Speaker 18: and my lady in the next room. I protest, I'll
- 1:47:18Speaker 18: cry out.
- 1:47:20Speaker 4: Dear missus, lettis my love to you hist.
- 1:47:26Speaker 10: Hist I am meetings, however, loath to discover you, because
- 1:47:31Speaker 10: servants must do as they a bid for. I know
- 1:47:34Speaker 10: it was not to see me, but some message from
- 1:47:37Speaker 10: your master. You came about.
- 1:47:40Speaker 4: I offered to bring a letter from him in hopes
- 1:47:43Speaker 4: to see you, my dearest. I'll not give it at all.
- 1:47:49Speaker 4: I don't care.
- 1:47:52Speaker 16: My dearest kisses her hand.
- 1:47:56Speaker 10: Foh foe, No, you are rude because you know and
- 1:48:00Speaker 10: dare not discover you.
- 1:48:02Speaker 4: You do what you will?
- 1:48:04Speaker 10: Hmm, how he kisses one's hand? I warrant he has
- 1:48:08Speaker 10: kissed his batters?
- 1:48:10Speaker 15: Pray?
- 1:48:11Speaker 10: Did you never live in a lady's service?
- 1:48:14Speaker 4: No? Nor do I value any of the sex, but
- 1:48:19Speaker 4: your dear self, missus lettyce, I would be discovered.
- 1:48:25Speaker 16: I'm in rapture in a flame, Penelope within, who's that?
- 1:48:32Speaker 1: Hist hist?
- 1:48:34Speaker 10: Could not you have forced to kiss quietly?
- 1:48:37Speaker 1: Madam?
- 1:48:38Speaker 10: Madam, hold me fast, show the letter. My lady's coming.
- 1:48:44Speaker 10: I tell you, sir, she will receive no message at all.
- 1:48:49Speaker 10: Get you downstairs, you impudent, Hold me faster. Yet she
- 1:48:54Speaker 10: loves your master.
- 1:48:55Speaker 1: Enter Penelope and Victoria?
- 1:48:58Speaker 8: What can this mean? What fellows that has seized the
- 1:49:01Speaker 8: wench met him?
- 1:49:03Speaker 10: Madam? He has missed a book with footman drunk and
- 1:49:07Speaker 10: test directly stole upstairs with some ill design.
- 1:49:11Speaker 15: I fear on me.
- 1:49:13Speaker 10: But has a letter from his master to your ladyship.
- 1:49:17Speaker 8: Cool up the servants, Simon William Kate alf I'll have
- 1:49:21Speaker 8: the rascal well Blossophore's insolence served just as his master deserves.
- 1:49:26Speaker 4: Lateen kneeling, Let not those lips more sweet than labor
- 1:49:32Speaker 4: of high blayand bees utter a sentence as if a
- 1:49:37Speaker 4: Libyan lioness on a mountain gave thee suck, and thou
- 1:49:43Speaker 4: wert the obdurate offspring of a rock.
- 1:49:48Speaker 15: High Blayan Libyan obdurate, ridiculous. The fellow has got his
- 1:49:55Speaker 15: master's can't ha ha.
- 1:49:59Speaker 8: I'll put him out. I'll warrant you what will no one.
- 1:50:02Speaker 4: Come up there?
- 1:50:04Speaker 1: Enter servants with brooms, et cetera.
- 1:50:08Speaker 4: Oh, for the force of eloquence to allay and reconcile
- 1:50:12Speaker 4: the passion of this angry mansion. I had liked to
- 1:50:16Speaker 4: have said plain house, which had been against the laws
- 1:50:20Speaker 4: of buskin, in which I would at present talk.
- 1:50:25Speaker 8: Did you ever hear anything like this?
- 1:50:28Speaker 4: Madam? Shall I beat him? Ah, culinary fair, compose thy rage, Thou,
- 1:50:36Speaker 4: whose more skillful hand is still employed in offices for
- 1:50:41Speaker 4: the support of nature, Descend not from thyself, thou bright
- 1:50:47Speaker 4: cook maid. There sunk again with heightened gusts and quickening
- 1:50:54Speaker 4: tastes by you, what would be labor else is made delight,
- 1:51:00Speaker 4: Thou great robust, Let not thy hand all read assault
- 1:51:05Speaker 4: the life it should rather preserve.
- 1:51:08Speaker 10: Good Madam, excuse me, I can't touch him.
- 1:51:12Speaker 4: I have bowels for him.
- 1:51:16Speaker 7: I wish already's learning all warrant he buys in everything
- 1:51:21Speaker 7: wherever he lives.
- 1:51:23Speaker 4: This, Madam, this faithful paper tells you the passions of
- 1:51:30Speaker 4: the tenderest heart that ever bled for cruel maid, Oh Victoria.
- 1:51:38Speaker 4: Did you but hear his sighs, his restless hours, how
- 1:51:44Speaker 4: often he repeats, Victoria.
- 1:51:49Speaker 18: Oh Victoria.
- 1:51:52Speaker 10: Then I find this is none on it meant to
- 1:51:55Speaker 10: my lady nor to me. Neither that and men are
- 1:52:01Speaker 10: both rogues.
- 1:52:04Speaker 8: Receive your seasonable epistle now at midnight.
- 1:52:07Speaker 15: He can't mean me to you. He all along addressed
- 1:52:12Speaker 15: what I could read it without her.
- 1:52:14Speaker 4: To show you.
- 1:52:14Speaker 8: I value neither author nor bearer of it. Kick the fellow.
- 1:52:18Speaker 4: Down, nay, madam, Since matters must come to extremities, I'd
- 1:52:24Speaker 4: rather have the honor of your Ladyship's command to be
- 1:52:28Speaker 4: cudgeled by your good family than have it from my master.
- 1:52:33Speaker 4: A disappointed lover in his rage will strike stone, walls
- 1:52:37Speaker 4: and things inanimate, much more a poor live footman. Therefore
- 1:52:45Speaker 4: I must deliver my message. I'll read it to you, ladies,
- 1:52:50Speaker 4: for I see you are friends.
- 1:52:53Speaker 8: Away with him.
- 1:52:55Speaker 4: If the sincerity of my intentions were not get out Paul,
- 1:53:00Speaker 4: It's wretch demonstrable in spite of take that these accidents
- 1:53:07Speaker 4: in which I have been involved, I should not dare
- 1:53:11Speaker 4: to tell you how alternately Joy's raptures, ecstasies, miseries, doubts
- 1:53:18Speaker 4: and anxieties do attack abreast devoted to you. Whither shall
- 1:53:26Speaker 4: injured virtue fly for shelter when love and honor suffer.
- 1:53:31Speaker 4: Thus in me, oh I could rage, call elements about me,
- 1:53:37Speaker 4: spout cataracts. Must I be drubbed with broomstaves?
- 1:53:45Speaker 1: Exit lateen, Come in my dear again.
- 1:53:49Speaker 8: The night is cold.
- 1:53:50Speaker 1: Exceed Scene three, Covent Garden. Enter love more and Frederick.
- 1:53:58Speaker 2: It is so pleasant to that I will see you
- 1:54:01Speaker 2: over the garden to your lodgings.
- 1:54:04Speaker 3: That compliment won't pass upon me. Your reason for sauntering
- 1:54:08Speaker 3: this way is that tis near penelopees.
- 1:54:10Speaker 2: I come for her sake. No should she write beseech
- 1:54:17Speaker 2: kneel to me? I think I ne'er should value her more. No,
- 1:54:22Speaker 2: I'll be no longer her tool, her jest. She shall
- 1:54:27Speaker 2: not dally with a passion. She deserves not.
- 1:54:30Speaker 3: To a very well worth this resolution in your power,
- 1:54:33Speaker 3: But believe me, friend, one smile one glance that will,
- 1:54:37Speaker 3: but doubtful whether favorable would conquer all your indignation faith.
- 1:54:44Speaker 2: I'm afraid what you say is true.
- 1:54:47Speaker 3: Then strive not to be rationally mad, which you attempt.
- 1:54:50Speaker 3: If you think you can at once be at your
- 1:54:52Speaker 3: own command and at another's. Would you be master of
- 1:54:56Speaker 3: yourself and have a mistress?
- 1:54:58Speaker 2: But I can rebel against that mistress.
- 1:55:01Speaker 3: Do if you can? Nay, I'm sure tis in your power,
- 1:55:06Speaker 3: because tomorrow morning you are to fight arrival for her.
- 1:55:09Speaker 3: Because though you know shelides backwards, you can't so much
- 1:55:12Speaker 3: as see her chamber window. You must needs walk hither. Well,
- 1:55:17Speaker 3: I protest them of your mind. There is methinks now
- 1:55:20Speaker 3: a particular amiable gloom about that house, though perhaps to
- 1:55:26Speaker 3: ordinary beholders it is exactly like the others.
- 1:55:30Speaker 2: You are very witty, I must confess. At your friend's follies,
- 1:55:35Speaker 2: mister Frederick.
- 1:55:36Speaker 3: I won't then any longer disturb your meditation, but even
- 1:55:40Speaker 3: go home like a dull rogue as I am, and
- 1:55:43Speaker 3: without love enough to any woman or hatred enough to
- 1:55:46Speaker 3: any man to keep me awake, fall fast asleep. I
- 1:55:50Speaker 3: was going to wish you rest, but you were above
- 1:55:53Speaker 3: all that. If it should rain I advise you not
- 1:55:57Speaker 3: to forget that it does. We're going to the piazza.
- 1:56:02Speaker 2: Exit tis very well. I'm deservedly laughed at. But the
- 1:56:09Speaker 2: door opens.
- 1:56:12Speaker 1: Bookwet's footman Lateen crosses the stage.
- 1:56:17Speaker 2: The master, I suppose, is there too a watch for
- 1:56:21Speaker 2: his coming out. Morning approaches too slowly. He shall not
- 1:56:29Speaker 2: sleep tonight except it be forever revenge, Oh jealousy.
- 1:56:37Speaker 1: Enter young Booquet with bottle and glass, singing.
- 1:56:42Speaker 12: Since poor man, that little little span so long it
- 1:56:49Speaker 12: can't last for the future and past is spent. We
- 1:56:55Speaker 12: rimos and is with her wuch a full glass? Let's
- 1:57:02Speaker 12: that of life pass. He's made up of trouble, a storm,
- 1:57:08Speaker 12: though a bubble. There's no bliss but forgetting your care.
- 1:57:15Speaker 12: I wonder what's become of Polatin. I wish he had
- 1:57:19Speaker 12: a bumper.
- 1:57:20Speaker 1: This drinks ah.
- 1:57:23Speaker 2: I have no patience to observe his insolent jollity, how
- 1:57:27Speaker 2: immoderately joyful. My misery has made him book.
- 1:57:33Speaker 12: Wit love more.
- 1:57:36Speaker 2: What, sir, are you diverting the thought of tomorrow morning's
- 1:57:40Speaker 2: business with midnight riot? Or is it an assignation keeps
- 1:57:45Speaker 2: you out of bed?
- 1:57:46Speaker 12: Thus late an hour or two till morning is not
- 1:57:50Speaker 12: much in either of our lives. Therefore, I must tell
- 1:57:54Speaker 12: you now, sir, I am ready for your message.
- 1:57:58Speaker 13: Shah.
- 1:57:59Speaker 2: The conscious, light and stars are witnesses of.
- 1:58:03Speaker 12: I want no witnesses. I have a sword, as you bid.
- 1:58:08Speaker 1: Me, meet you, they draw and fight.
- 1:58:13Speaker 2: Ah, you've done my business, fools.
- 1:58:21Speaker 12: Then I've done what you desired me. But this is
- 1:58:25Speaker 12: no place for me.
- 1:58:27Speaker 1: Exit, Enter Constable and watchmen?
- 1:58:31Speaker 11: Where where was that clashing the swords?
- 1:58:34Speaker 4: So ho?
- 1:58:35Speaker 11: So you, sir, what are you dead?
- 1:58:39Speaker 12: Speak?
- 1:58:39Speaker 11: Friend?
- 1:58:40Speaker 12: What are you afraid of?
- 1:58:42Speaker 11: If you are dead, the law can't take hold of you.
- 1:58:45Speaker 1: I beg your pardon, mister Constable, he ought by the
- 1:58:49Speaker 1: law to be carried to the roundhouse for being dead
- 1:58:52Speaker 1: at this time of night.
- 1:58:54Speaker 11: Then away with him, you three and you gentlemen follow
- 1:58:58Speaker 11: me to find out who can him?
- 1:59:01Speaker 1: Excellent? Enter Simon.
- 1:59:04Speaker 7: What's the mag good gentlemen? What's the manner? Oh me,
- 1:59:10Speaker 7: mister Lovemore killed? Oh me, My mind gives me. They
- 1:59:15Speaker 7: must be about our young lady, does.
- 1:59:18Speaker 1: It so, sir? Then you must stay with us. Some
- 1:59:23Speaker 1: hold Simon whilst others carry love More off.
- 1:59:28Speaker 7: Stay with you, oh Gemini. Indeed, I can't they can't
- 1:59:34Speaker 7: be without me our house.
- 1:59:36Speaker 14: But they must, friend, harky friend, I hope you'll be hanged.
- 1:59:41Speaker 7: I anged, praise sir. Take care of your words, Madame Penelope,
- 1:59:47Speaker 7: our young lady's servant, anged, Take care what you say?
- 1:59:53Speaker 4: Enter latein whither can this bookwit be gone?
- 1:59:58Speaker 7: Oh, mister John, mister Love Moore is killed just now,
- 2:00:03Speaker 7: since you went out of our rouse, and you and
- 2:00:06Speaker 7: your master must have abandon it.
- 2:00:09Speaker 4: How love more killed?
- 2:00:12Speaker 1: They seize lateen enter others with young boquet.
- 2:00:18Speaker 12: Hands off you dirty midnight rascals. Let me go, or.
- 2:00:23Speaker 11: Sir, what were you running so fast for? There's a
- 2:00:27Speaker 11: man killed in the garden, and you're a fine gentleman,
- 2:00:31Speaker 11: and it must be you. For good, honest people only
- 2:00:35Speaker 11: beat one another.
- 2:00:36Speaker 4: Nay, nay, we are all in a fair way to
- 2:00:40Speaker 4: be fine gentlemen, mister Simon, and.
- 2:00:44Speaker 11: All hands off rascals, you said, just now, do you
- 2:00:49Speaker 11: know what a constable is.
- 2:00:51Speaker 12: The greatest man in the parish when all the rest are.
- 2:00:56Speaker 11: Asleep, Come, come, I find they are fellows will to
- 2:01:01Speaker 11: the justice and committed. Immediately I'll teach rascals to speak
- 2:01:06Speaker 11: high treason against a petty constable.
- 2:01:09Speaker 1: Excelled enter Frederick and old bequit.
- 2:01:14Speaker 14: You will be surprised at my waiting here for your
- 2:01:17Speaker 14: coming home, but you'll pardon me, since it is to
- 2:01:21Speaker 14: ease me of an anxiety that keeps me waking.
- 2:01:25Speaker 3: I should be very glad if I am capable of
- 2:01:27Speaker 3: doing that.
- 2:01:29Speaker 14: You knew my tom at Oxford, and I believe we're
- 2:01:33Speaker 14: not so hart a student, but you made some acquaintance
- 2:01:36Speaker 14: in the town. Therefore, pray tell me do you know
- 2:01:41Speaker 14: mister Newton there? His family, descent and fortune?
- 2:01:46Speaker 3: What newtown?
- 2:01:48Speaker 14: I'll tell you, sir, what you young fellows take most notice
- 2:01:53Speaker 14: of old ones for a token that you needs must
- 2:01:56Speaker 14: know him by. He's the father of the fair Matilda,
- 2:02:00Speaker 14: You're celebrated beauty of that town.
- 2:02:03Speaker 3: I assure you, sir, I never heard of the father
- 2:02:06Speaker 3: or daughter to this instant. Therefore, I'm confident there is
- 2:02:10Speaker 3: no such beauty.
- 2:02:12Speaker 14: Oh, sir, I know your drift. You're tender of informing me.
- 2:02:16Speaker 14: For my son's sake. He told me all himself. I
- 2:02:21Speaker 14: know all the progress of his love with a young lady,
- 2:02:25Speaker 14: how he was taken in the night in her bedchamber
- 2:02:27Speaker 14: by his pistol, going off the family disturbance that was
- 2:02:31Speaker 14: raised upon it, which he composed by marrying. I know it.
- 2:02:36Speaker 3: All is Tom Bukwitt, then married at Oxford.
- 2:02:40Speaker 14: He is, indeed, sir. Therefore our affairs are now so
- 2:02:46Speaker 14: linked that will be in ill office fall to the
- 2:02:50Speaker 14: Newtons and to us to conceal anything from me that
- 2:02:54Speaker 14: relates to them.
- 2:02:55Speaker 3: A man can't be said to conceal what he does
- 2:02:58Speaker 3: not know. But is it seems it was mister Buckwit
- 2:03:01Speaker 3: gave you this account himself.
- 2:03:04Speaker 14: Yes, sir, I told you, Sir, I had it from himself.
- 2:03:08Speaker 3: Then I'm sure there was nothing left out. He never
- 2:03:11Speaker 3: tells a story by halves.
- 2:03:14Speaker 14: Why then you think my son's a liar.
- 2:03:17Speaker 3: Oh fie, sir? But he enlivens a mere narration with
- 2:03:21Speaker 3: variety of accidents. To be plain, his discourse gains him
- 2:03:26Speaker 3: more applause than credit. You could not, I believe, have
- 2:03:30Speaker 3: married your son to a less expensive lady in England
- 2:03:33Speaker 3: than this missus Matilda. I'll be sworn you'll avoid all
- 2:03:38Speaker 3: the charges of gay dress, high play in stately childbirth.
- 2:03:42Speaker 3: Do you understand me, sir?
- 2:03:45Speaker 14: I never could see anything in my son that's disingenuous
- 2:03:49Speaker 14: to put his aged father to this shame.
- 2:03:52Speaker 3: Never fret or grief for it. He told lovemore this morning,
- 2:03:55Speaker 3: such a relation of his feasting ladies. And I know
- 2:03:59Speaker 3: not what that he has brought a tilt upon his
- 2:04:01Speaker 3: hands tomorrow morning. Therefore, keep him at home, out to
- 2:04:06Speaker 3: his adversary. So we'll convince him of a fault which
- 2:04:10Speaker 3: he has so ill, though not intended consequences.
- 2:04:15Speaker 14: You'll highly oblige me, sir. I'll prober you no longer excelled.
- 2:04:23Speaker 1: Scene four Newgate, Young Booquet Latine Simon Storm with the
- 2:04:30Speaker 1: crowd of jailbirds.
- 2:04:33Speaker 5: I apprehend, sir by mister Turnkey, the gentleman there with
- 2:04:36Speaker 5: a broken nose, that you're brought.
- 2:04:38Speaker 12: In for murder.
- 2:04:40Speaker 5: Irony, Sir, I don't question, but twas done like a gentleman.
- 2:04:44Speaker 12: I hope it will appear.
- 2:04:45Speaker 5: So I come my thea sir, to your acquaintance, with
- 2:04:49Speaker 5: some prejudice, because you see me thus in irons. But
- 2:04:52Speaker 5: affliction is the portion of the virtuous and the gallant.
- 2:04:56Speaker 12: It does not depress, sir, but manifest the brave right.
- 2:05:01Speaker 5: Sir, I find your noble You may perhaps have heard
- 2:05:05Speaker 5: of me. My name is Storm, this person my friend
- 2:05:08Speaker 5: who is called faggot, and myself being exposed by an
- 2:05:12Speaker 5: ungrateful world to feel its cruelty and contempt of ragged virtue,
- 2:05:17Speaker 5: made war upon it, and an open day infested their
- 2:05:21Speaker 5: high road.
- 2:05:22Speaker 12: Your humble servant, gentlemen, how do you conceive you? Your
- 2:05:26Speaker 12: spirits could not stoop to bart on the change, to
- 2:05:28Speaker 12: sneer in courtse to lie, to flatter, or to creep
- 2:05:32Speaker 12: for bread. You therefore chose rather to prey like lions,
- 2:05:36Speaker 12: than betray like crocodiles or fall like dogs. You took
- 2:05:40Speaker 12: upon you to interrupt the commerce of a cheating world,
- 2:05:43Speaker 12: to unload the user of his anxious palf and save
- 2:05:46Speaker 12: the thoughtless landed boy he traveled to undo with a
- 2:05:50Speaker 12: thousand such good actions, by which means you two are
- 2:05:54Speaker 12: infamous for what two millions of you had been glorious.
- 2:05:58Speaker 5: Right, sir, I see your knowing, sir, and learned in man,
- 2:06:02Speaker 5: This gentleman, mister Charcoal, the chemist, was our sacred correspondent.
- 2:06:07Speaker 5: And as we never robbed a poor man, so he
- 2:06:09Speaker 5: never cheated a fool. But still imposed on your most
- 2:06:13Speaker 5: sprightly wits and genius fellows of fire and metal, whose
- 2:06:17Speaker 5: quick fancies and eager wishes formed reasons for their undoing.
- 2:06:21Speaker 5: He is a follower of the great Rhemundus Lulius. The
- 2:06:25Speaker 5: public thinks to frighten him into their own purposes, but
- 2:06:28Speaker 5: he'll leave the ungrateful world without the secret.
- 2:06:32Speaker 6: Yeah, now, sir, he that first asserted the antipathies died
- 2:06:37Speaker 6: for that knowledge, and I, sir, having found out the
- 2:06:42Speaker 6: merely oration of metals. The ignorant will needs call it coining?
- 2:06:48Speaker 6: And am I to be hanged for it? Would you
- 2:06:51Speaker 6: think it?
- 2:06:52Speaker 2: When?
- 2:06:53Speaker 12: Pray? Sir?
- 2:06:53Speaker 6: Are you to be immortal on Friday next? I'm very
- 2:06:59Speaker 6: unhappy our acquaintance is to be short. I'm very sorry
- 2:07:05Speaker 6: your business is not over, sir, that if it must be,
- 2:07:09Speaker 6: we might go together.
- 2:07:12Speaker 12: I'm highly obliged to you, sir.
- 2:07:14Speaker 6: Yet let me tell you, sir, because by secret sympathy
- 2:07:19Speaker 6: I'm yours, I must acquaint you. If you can obtain
- 2:07:24Speaker 6: the favor of an opportunity and a crucible, I can
- 2:07:28Speaker 6: show projection directly, sol Sir, salser more bright than that
- 2:07:34Speaker 6: high luminary the Latins called. So wealth shall be yours.
- 2:07:40Speaker 6: We'll turn each bar about us into golden in gods, sir,
- 2:07:45Speaker 6: can you lend me half a crown?
- 2:07:48Speaker 12: Oh, sir, a trifle between such old acquaintance.
- 2:07:52Speaker 5: You'll be indicted, sir tomorrow. I would advise you, when
- 2:07:56Speaker 5: your indictment's read to one thing, that is, don't cavil
- 2:07:59Speaker 5: at fall Latin. But if by chance there should be
- 2:08:02Speaker 5: a word of good, except to that, and puzzle the
- 2:08:04Speaker 5: whole court, Satain.
- 2:08:06Speaker 12: I'm obliged.
- 2:08:07Speaker 5: I defy the world to say I ever did an
- 2:08:10Speaker 5: ill thing. I love my friend. But there is always
- 2:08:13Speaker 5: some little trifle given to prisoners they call garnish. We
- 2:08:17Speaker 5: of the road or above it. But at the other
- 2:08:19Speaker 5: side of the house, silly rascals that came voluntarily hither,
- 2:08:22Speaker 5: such as are in for fools signed their own mittimus,
- 2:08:25Speaker 5: in being bound for others, may perhaps want it. I'll
- 2:08:28Speaker 5: be your faithful Almina.
- 2:08:30Speaker 1: Oh, by all means, Sir gives him money.
- 2:08:34Speaker 5: Pray, sir, is that your footman?
- 2:08:36Speaker 12: He is my friend, sir, Look you, sir.
- 2:08:40Speaker 5: The only time to make use of a friend is
- 2:08:42Speaker 5: in extremity. Do you think you could not hang him
- 2:08:45Speaker 5: and save yourself, Sir, My service to you your own.
- 2:08:49Speaker 12: Health, Captain you're a olph.
- 2:08:52Speaker 1: Gives it to the next prisoner, Captain your elp.
- 2:08:57Speaker 5: But perhaps the captain likes Brandy better. So Brandy there drinks,
- 2:09:03Speaker 5: but you don't perhaps like these strong liquors. Cider Ho
- 2:09:06Speaker 5: drinks to him in it gentlemen all but Captain, I
- 2:09:11Speaker 5: say you don't love cider. Neither you and I will
- 2:09:13Speaker 5: be for Claret. Then, ay, marry, I knew this would please.
- 2:09:17Speaker 1: Drinks you drinks again.
- 2:09:21Speaker 5: Faith, we'll make an end on it. I'm glad you
- 2:09:23Speaker 5: like it.
- 2:09:24Speaker 13: I'm sorry Captain Storm to see you impose on it
- 2:09:27Speaker 13: gentleman and put him to charge in his misfortune if
- 2:09:31Speaker 13: a petty larceny fellow had done this, but one of the.
- 2:09:35Speaker 5: Road I beg your pardon, sir, I don't question. But
- 2:09:38Speaker 5: the captain understands. There is a fee for you going
- 2:09:41Speaker 5: to the keeper's side.
- 2:09:42Speaker 1: Bookwetch and Lautine give him money, excemed with turnkey Simon following, nay.
- 2:09:49Speaker 5: Nay, you must stay here.
- 2:09:51Speaker 7: Oy, I am syman, Madam Penelope is man.
- 2:09:56Speaker 5: Then Madame Penelope's man must strip for garnish. Indeed, Master Simon, you.
- 2:10:01Speaker 7: Must thieves thieves, thieves.
- 2:10:05Speaker 5: Thieves, thieves, Why, senseless dog do you think there's thieves
- 2:10:09Speaker 5: in Newgate? Away with him to the taphouse.
- 2:10:12Speaker 14: Pushes him off we'll drink his coat off.
- 2:10:16Speaker 5: Come, my little chemist, thou shalt transmute this jacket into liquor,
- 2:10:19Speaker 5: liquor that will make us forget the evil day. And
- 2:10:23Speaker 5: while the day is ours, let us be merry. For
- 2:10:26Speaker 5: little villains must submit to fate, that great ones may
- 2:10:29Speaker 5: enjoy the world in state.
- 2:10:31Speaker 1: Excellent end of Act four, Act five of The Lying
- 2:10:43Speaker 1: Lover or The Lady's Friendship by Richard Steele. This is
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- 2:10:58Speaker 1: Act the fifth scene one Newgate, young Buquet discovered on
- 2:11:05Speaker 1: a couch asleep lateen looking on him.
- 2:11:09Speaker 4: How quietly he rests. Oh, that I could, by watching him,
- 2:11:15Speaker 4: hanging thus over him and feeling all his care, protract
- 2:11:20Speaker 4: his sleep. Oh sleep, thou, sweetest gift of Heaven to man.
- 2:11:27Speaker 4: Still in thy downy arms embraced my friend, Nor loose
- 2:11:32Speaker 4: him from his inexistent trance to sense of yesterday and
- 2:11:36Speaker 4: pain of being. In thee oppressors soothe their angry brow
- 2:11:41Speaker 4: in thee. The oppressed forget tyrannic power in thee. The
- 2:11:47Speaker 4: wretch condemned is equal to his judge, and the sad
- 2:11:52Speaker 4: lover to his cruel fare. Nay, all the shining glories
- 2:11:57Speaker 4: men pursue when thou art wonted, are but empty noise?
- 2:12:01Speaker 4: Who then would court the pomp of guilty power? When
- 2:12:04Speaker 4: the mind sickens at the weary show and dies to
- 2:12:08Speaker 4: temporary death for ease, When half our life's cessation of
- 2:12:13Speaker 4: our being he wakes, How do I pity that returning life,
- 2:12:18Speaker 4: which I could hazard thousand lives to save?
- 2:12:21Speaker 12: Ah? Oh, how heavily do I awake this morning? Oh,
- 2:12:28Speaker 12: this senseless drinking, to suffer a whole week's painful, an
- 2:12:32Speaker 12: hour's jollity. Methinks my senses are burning round me. I
- 2:12:38Speaker 12: have but interrupted hints of the last night.
- 2:12:42Speaker 6: Hah.
- 2:12:43Speaker 19: In a jail, Oh I remember, I remember, Oh, love more,
- 2:12:51Speaker 19: love more, I remember.
- 2:12:56Speaker 4: You must have patience and bear it like a man. O.
- 2:13:01Speaker 12: Whither shall I run to avoid myself? While all these bars,
- 2:13:06Speaker 12: these bolted iron gates, they are needless to secure me. Here,
- 2:13:11Speaker 12: here's my rack, my jail, my torture. Oh, I can't
- 2:13:17Speaker 12: bear it. I cannot bear the rushing of new thoughts.
- 2:13:21Speaker 12: Fancy expends my senses to distraction, and my soul stretches
- 2:13:25Speaker 12: to that boundless space to which I've sent my wretched,
- 2:13:28Speaker 12: wretched friend, O Latin lauten, here's all our mirth and humor.
- 2:13:34Speaker 12: Come to this. Give me th wosom, close in thy bosom,
- 2:13:38Speaker 12: hide me from thy eyes. I cannot bear their pity or.
- 2:13:41Speaker 4: Approach dear book wit, how heartily I love you. I
- 2:13:47Speaker 4: don't know what to say, but pray, have patience.
- 2:13:51Speaker 12: If you can't bear my pain, that's but communicated by
- 2:13:54Speaker 12: your pity. How shall i my proper inborn woe, my wounded,
- 2:13:59Speaker 12: my mid.
- 2:14:01Speaker 4: In all assaults of fortune that should be serene, not
- 2:14:04Speaker 4: in the power of accident or chance.
- 2:14:07Speaker 12: Words, words, oh, that is but me a talk, perhaps indeed,
- 2:14:13Speaker 12: to undeserved affliction. Reason and argument may give relief, or
- 2:14:17Speaker 12: in the known vicissitudes of life, we may feel comforted
- 2:14:20Speaker 12: by our self persuasion. But he there is no taking
- 2:14:25Speaker 12: away guilt. This divine particle will ache forever. There is
- 2:14:30Speaker 12: no help. But whence I dare not ask? When this
- 2:14:33Speaker 12: material organ is indisposed. Julips can cool and anodynes give rest.
- 2:14:39Speaker 12: But nothing mix with this celestial drop. But due from
- 2:14:42Speaker 12: that high heaven of which tis part hm.
- 2:14:46Speaker 4: May that high heaven compose your mind and reconcile you
- 2:14:50Speaker 4: to yourself.
- 2:14:52Speaker 12: How can I hope it?
- 2:14:54Speaker 4: No?
- 2:14:55Speaker 12: I must dissent from man grovel on earth, Nor dare
- 2:14:59Speaker 12: look up again?
- 2:15:01Speaker 4: Oh?
- 2:15:01Speaker 12: Love more, love more? Where is he now? Oh? Thinking thinking?
- 2:15:08Speaker 12: Why didst thou not come sooner?
- 2:15:10Speaker 6: Oh?
- 2:15:11Speaker 15: Not?
- 2:15:11Speaker 6: Nah?
- 2:15:12Speaker 12: My thoughts do so confuse menh as my falling pleasures
- 2:15:17Speaker 12: did before this fatal accident, that I cannot recollect Wen's love.
- 2:15:21Speaker 12: Moore was provoked to challenge me.
- 2:15:24Speaker 4: You know, dear book quit. I feared some ill from
- 2:15:28Speaker 4: a careless way of talking, but alas I dreamt not
- 2:15:32Speaker 4: of so great?
- 2:15:34Speaker 12: Ay, there it was. He was naturally a little jealous.
- 2:15:38Speaker 12: Heavens do I say he was? I talked to him
- 2:15:42Speaker 12: of ladies treats, and he might possibly believed was where
- 2:15:46Speaker 12: he had engaged. I remember his serious behavior on that subject,
- 2:15:52Speaker 12: This unhappy tongue of mine, Thou lawless, voluble, destroying foe
- 2:15:57Speaker 12: that still runs do on? Nor waits come out of reason?
- 2:16:01Speaker 6: Oh?
- 2:16:01Speaker 12: I could tear thee from me?
- 2:16:03Speaker 4: Did you not expostulate before the action?
- 2:16:07Speaker 12: He would have done, But I, flushed with the thoughts
- 2:16:11Speaker 12: of dueling, pressed on. Thus for the empty praise of fools.
- 2:16:16Speaker 12: I'm solidly unhappy you.
- 2:16:19Speaker 4: Take it too deeply. Your honor was concerned honor.
- 2:16:24Speaker 12: The horrid application of that sacred word to a revenge
- 2:16:27Speaker 12: against friendship, law and reason is a damned last shift
- 2:16:31Speaker 12: of the damned, envious foe of human race. The routed
- 2:16:35Speaker 12: fiend projected this. But since the expense of glorious law
- 2:16:39Speaker 12: from heaven came down forgive.
- 2:16:43Speaker 20: Enter turnkey, gentlemen, I come to tell you that you
- 2:16:47Speaker 20: have the favorite to be carried in chairs to your indictment,
- 2:16:52Speaker 20: to which you must go immediately.
- 2:16:55Speaker 12: We are ready, sir, how shall I bear the eyeshot
- 2:16:59Speaker 12: of the crowd and court?
- 2:17:02Speaker 1: Excellent Scene two Frederick's lodgings, Enter love more in a
- 2:17:09Speaker 1: sergeant's gown and Frederic.
- 2:17:12Speaker 2: Oh mankind is infinitely beholden to this noble steptych that
- 2:17:19Speaker 2: could produce such wonderful effects. So suddenly, but though my
- 2:17:24Speaker 2: wound was very slight, I'm weak by the effusion of
- 2:17:27Speaker 2: so much blood.
- 2:17:29Speaker 3: Yet after all, you have not lost enough to cool
- 2:17:32Speaker 3: your passion. Your heart still beats, Penelope, Penelope, But in
- 2:17:38Speaker 3: this disguise you have opportunity for observation. You'll see whether
- 2:17:42Speaker 3: you ought still to value her or not. I'm glad
- 2:17:46Speaker 3: you thought of being brought hither as soon as you
- 2:17:48Speaker 3: came to yourself. I expect old book with every moment.
- 2:17:52Speaker 1: Here enter old Booquet.
- 2:17:55Speaker 14: There he is, Oh, mister Frederick.
- 2:18:00Speaker 7: Too late.
- 2:18:01Speaker 14: Too late was our care. They met last night, and
- 2:18:06Speaker 14: then the fatal act was done. You'll excuse, sir, a
- 2:18:11Speaker 14: father's sorrow. I can't speak much, but you may guess
- 2:18:17Speaker 14: what I hope from you.
- 2:18:19Speaker 3: You may depend on ingenuous usage in this prosecution. I'm
- 2:18:23Speaker 3: going instantly to Penelopes with this learned gentleman to know
- 2:18:27Speaker 3: what she can say to this matter. I desired you
- 2:18:31Speaker 3: in the note. I sent you to purchase the favor
- 2:18:34Speaker 3: of your son's being brought thither, where he and you
- 2:18:38Speaker 3: may be witness of what shall pass. I seek not
- 2:18:41Speaker 3: his blood, nor would neglect a justice to my deceased friend.
- 2:18:46Speaker 14: I believe my son and the rest are going thither
- 2:18:49Speaker 14: ere this, and I desire this worthy Sergeant's favor and advice,
- 2:18:55Speaker 14: since we both mean the same thing, only to act
- 2:18:59Speaker 14: with honor if his life may be saved.
- 2:19:03Speaker 2: I'll do what's just to the deceased and the survivor.
- 2:19:07Speaker 14: I'll leave you, but will take care to come in
- 2:19:11Speaker 14: just before the criminals arrive.
- 2:19:13Speaker 1: Excellent.
- 2:19:15Speaker 2: The poor old gentleman prithee, let's go. I long to
- 2:19:21Speaker 2: see my lovely torment Penelope.
- 2:19:28Speaker 3: I'll but leave word within.
- 2:19:30Speaker 1: Excellent Scene three Penelope's lodgings. Enter Penelope and Victoria.
- 2:19:40Speaker 8: It seems simon ly out all night, and was carried
- 2:19:43Speaker 8: away by the watch with some gentlemen in a quarrel.
- 2:19:46Speaker 15: I fancy the men who are always for showing their
- 2:19:48Speaker 15: valor are like the women who are always talking of
- 2:19:51Speaker 15: their chastity, because they are conscious of their defect in
- 2:19:55Speaker 15: it right.
- 2:19:56Speaker 8: For we are not apt to raise arguments, but about
- 2:19:59Speaker 8: what we think is just beautiful.
- 2:20:00Speaker 4: Ay.
- 2:20:01Speaker 15: Ay, They whose honor is a sore part are more
- 2:20:04Speaker 15: fearful of being touched than they in whom tis only
- 2:20:07Speaker 15: a tender one. But tell me, honestly, Penelope, should poor
- 2:20:12Speaker 15: lover Moore be in this written counter and that for
- 2:20:15Speaker 15: your sake, would it have no effect upon you in
- 2:20:17Speaker 15: his favor?
- 2:20:19Speaker 8: I don't know how to answer you, but I find
- 2:20:22Speaker 8: something in that reflection which acquaints me. Tis very hard
- 2:20:25Speaker 8: for one to know one's own heart size.
- 2:20:29Speaker 15: However, let your heart answer me one question more as
- 2:20:32Speaker 15: well as it can? Does it love me as well
- 2:20:36Speaker 15: as ever it did?
- 2:20:38Speaker 8: Does not? Madam? That question proceed from a change in
- 2:20:40Speaker 8: your own.
- 2:20:42Speaker 15: It does, Penelope, I own it does. I had a
- 2:20:45Speaker 15: long conflict with myself on my pillow last night.
- 2:20:48Speaker 8: What were your thoughts there?
- 2:20:50Speaker 15: That I owed it to our friendship to acknowledge to
- 2:20:53Speaker 15: you that all the pleasure I once had aknew is vanished, Penelope,
- 2:21:00Speaker 15: sorry for every good quality you have.
- 2:21:03Speaker 8: Since you are so frank, I must confess to you
- 2:21:06Speaker 8: something very like this. But however I envied that sprightly,
- 2:21:10Speaker 8: ingenuous native beauty of yours. I see it now so much,
- 2:21:13Speaker 8: the figure of your mind that I can conquer. I
- 2:21:16Speaker 8: think I can any inclination in myself that opposes the
- 2:21:20Speaker 8: happiness of so sincere a friend.
- 2:21:23Speaker 15: Explain yourself, my dear.
- 2:21:25Speaker 8: I'll discountenance this Booquet's ambiguous addresses, And if love more
- 2:21:29Speaker 8: can forgive my late ill usage, I need say no more.
- 2:21:33Speaker 11: Enter Servant, mister Frederick below desires to see you on
- 2:21:38Speaker 11: some extraordinary business.
- 2:21:41Speaker 15: I have not time, my dearest friend, to applaud or
- 2:21:44Speaker 15: thank you, but must run in. He comes from lover Moore, Remember.
- 2:21:48Speaker 8: Exit let him come up now, can't I, for my
- 2:21:52Speaker 8: life will bear a little tyranny.
- 2:21:55Speaker 1: Enter Frederick and love more.
- 2:21:57Speaker 8: Good morrow, sir. I believe I know your business. You're
- 2:22:01Speaker 8: officious for your friend, but I am deaf.
- 2:22:05Speaker 3: I know you are and have been, But I come
- 2:22:09Speaker 3: only to do him a last office. He'll trouble you
- 2:22:12Speaker 3: no more. But I must conjure you to read this
- 2:22:15Speaker 3: and inform this learned gentleman, what you know of this misfortune?
- 2:22:20Speaker 1: Penelope?
- 2:22:21Speaker 8: Reading your cruelty provoked me to desire the favor of
- 2:22:25Speaker 8: dying by mister Bickwith's hand, since he had taken from
- 2:22:28Speaker 8: me more than life in robbing me of you. Farewell forever.
- 2:22:32Speaker 8: I direct Frederick not to give you this till I
- 2:22:34Speaker 8: am no more writ in his blood, Till I am
- 2:22:39Speaker 8: no more love more, no more. Thou shalt not be
- 2:22:43Speaker 8: no more. Thou shalt live here forever. Here, thou, dearest paper,
- 2:22:47Speaker 8: mingle with my life's stream. Either the paper bleeds in
- 2:22:51Speaker 8: you or my eyes weak blood. So let him do forever,
- 2:22:55Speaker 8: Oh my love, more, did the vanity of a prating
- 2:22:58Speaker 8: boy banish thy solid services and manly love.
- 2:23:01Speaker 3: This is no reparation to him for his lost life,
- 2:23:05Speaker 3: nor me for my lost friend. Yet when you please
- 2:23:09Speaker 3: to receive him, I am obliged to deliver you some
- 2:23:11Speaker 3: papers wherein he has given you all the fortune he
- 2:23:15Speaker 3: could bestow, nor would revoke it even thus injured as
- 2:23:19Speaker 3: he was.
- 2:23:20Speaker 8: CAUs on all wealth and fortune, he he is gone,
- 2:23:24Speaker 8: who only deserved all, and who's worth I know too late.
- 2:23:29Speaker 1: Love More to Frederick, Oh exstasy.
- 2:23:34Speaker 2: Why was I angry at her, rejoicing at my sorrow
- 2:23:37Speaker 2: when hers to me is such perfect bliss? Tis barbarous.
- 2:23:42Speaker 1: Not to discover myself Frederick to love more.
- 2:23:46Speaker 3: Do and be used barbarously. But Madam, you must be composed.
- 2:23:52Speaker 3: Your life for art I know is at stake, for
- 2:23:56Speaker 3: there is no such thing as accessories and murder, and
- 2:23:59Speaker 3: it can be proved you knew of love Moore's threatening
- 2:24:01Speaker 3: to fight Bookwit. You must either take your trial yourself
- 2:24:07Speaker 3: or be mister Buckwit's witness.
- 2:24:09Speaker 8: Ay his witness, nor I'll swear anything to hang him.
- 2:24:13Speaker 3: Ah Madam, you must consider yourself. However, pray sir read
- 2:24:19Speaker 3: her indictment.
- 2:24:20Speaker 21: To her love More, reading that on the said third
- 2:24:25Speaker 21: day of April, the said Penelope of the Parish of
- 2:24:29Speaker 21: Saint Martin's in the fields Spinster without fear before her eyes.
- 2:24:35Speaker 2: But by the instigation of the devil, and through an
- 2:24:38Speaker 2: evil pride of heart, tis too true, did contrive a
- 2:24:43Speaker 2: bet and consent to the death of John Lovermore Esquire,
- 2:24:48Speaker 2: of the age of twenty eight years or thereabouts.
- 2:24:53Speaker 3: I can't hear the mention of him without tears. He
- 2:24:57Speaker 3: was the sincerest friend.
- 2:24:59Speaker 2: I think, I think I have seen him he was.
- 2:25:02Speaker 2: I've heard a man of honesty, but of something a
- 2:25:06Speaker 2: disagreeable make.
- 2:25:08Speaker 8: Oh, sir, you never saw him, if you think, sir,
- 2:25:11Speaker 8: his person was as free as his mind was honest.
- 2:25:14Speaker 8: Nor had he imperfection.
- 2:25:16Speaker 1: But his love of me weeps love more to Frederick.
- 2:25:21Speaker 2: I tremble. I shall disoblige her too much.
- 2:25:26Speaker 1: Frederick, to love more.
- 2:25:28Speaker 3: You shan't discover yourself. You shall go through her soul
- 2:25:32Speaker 3: now tis moved on your side. Win her now, or
- 2:25:36Speaker 3: see my face no more. I'll not have my wine
- 2:25:40Speaker 3: spoiled every night with your recitals of love and asking advice,
- 2:25:44Speaker 3: though you never mean to take it like a true lover.
- 2:25:47Speaker 8: When did that best of men expire?
- 2:25:49Speaker 3: Good mister Frederick this morning? But should I speak the
- 2:25:53Speaker 3: manner with the faint dying voice, He called me to
- 2:25:58Speaker 3: him in tenderness to take my long farewell. He, in
- 2:26:05Speaker 3: a last effort of nature, pressed me to his breast,
- 2:26:09Speaker 3: and with the softest accent, sighed in death.
- 2:26:12Speaker 8: Penelope, Oh, the too generous man, ungrateful, I curses on
- 2:26:19Speaker 8: him first fluttered with his tongue on her that first
- 2:26:21Speaker 8: assembled in her silence. What miseries have they entailed on life?
- 2:26:25Speaker 8: To bring in fraud and diffidence of love? Simplicity's the
- 2:26:29Speaker 8: dress of honest passion? Then why are arts? Why to
- 2:26:32Speaker 8: a man enamored that at her feet affuses all his soul?
- 2:26:36Speaker 8: Must women called appear false to herself and him?
- 2:26:41Speaker 1: Frederick, to love more?
- 2:26:43Speaker 3: Do you see there? You'd have spoke before she considered that.
- 2:26:48Speaker 8: Oh, could I see him now? To press his livid
- 2:26:50Speaker 8: lips and call him back to life with my complaints.
- 2:26:55Speaker 8: His eyes would glare upon my guilt with horror that
- 2:26:58Speaker 8: used to gloat and melt and love before me. Let
- 2:27:02Speaker 8: mine forever, then be shot to joy, to all that's
- 2:27:06Speaker 8: bright and valuable in man ai Ale, to his sacred ashes,
- 2:27:10Speaker 8: be a wife, and to his memory, diverte my wife exit.
- 2:27:16Speaker 2: This is worth dying for. Indeed, I'll follow her.
- 2:27:22Speaker 3: No, you shan't let her go in, Throw herself upon
- 2:27:26Speaker 3: her bed, and hug and call her pillow love more.
- 2:27:29Speaker 3: This is what you've done a thousand times for her.
- 2:27:32Speaker 2: That's true too.
- 2:27:34Speaker 3: Let her contemplate on the mischief of a vanity. She
- 2:27:38Speaker 3: shall lament to her glasses of our side, till its
- 2:27:41Speaker 3: pretty eyes be all blubbered. Its heart must heaven pant
- 2:27:45Speaker 3: with perfect anguish before twill feel the sorrow of another's,
- 2:27:49Speaker 3: don't you know? Pride, scorn, affectation, and a whole train
- 2:27:54Speaker 3: of ills must be sobbed away before a great beauty
- 2:27:57Speaker 3: is mortified to purpose and servant.
- 2:28:01Speaker 11: Old mister Booquitt inquires for you here, mister Frederick, pray.
- 2:28:06Speaker 3: Let him come up.
- 2:28:08Speaker 2: Enter, Old Boquitt, what's the matter? You seem more discomposed
- 2:28:13Speaker 2: than you were at mister Frederick's. Something still new.
- 2:28:17Speaker 14: I saw the boy coming in with chair. He looks
- 2:28:22Speaker 14: so languid and distressed. Poor lad. He has all his
- 2:28:26Speaker 14: mother's softness by nature of the sweetest disposition. Oh gentlemen,
- 2:28:33Speaker 14: you know not what it is to be a father.
- 2:28:37Speaker 14: To see my only child in that condition. My grief
- 2:28:41Speaker 14: quickened at the sight of him. I've thought I could
- 2:28:45Speaker 14: have patience till I saw.
- 2:28:46Speaker 1: Him enter servant.
- 2:28:49Speaker 11: There are two or three in chairs desire admittance by appointment.
- 2:28:54Speaker 1: It is right, sir, enter young, bequitt, lateen and jailer.
- 2:29:01Speaker 14: Oh my dear child, Oh Tom, are all thy aged
- 2:29:07Speaker 14: father's hopes. Then come to this, that he can't see
- 2:29:12Speaker 14: thee his only son, but guarded by a jailer. Thy
- 2:29:18Speaker 14: mother's happy that lived not to see this day is
- 2:29:22Speaker 14: all the nurture that she gave thy infancy, the erudition
- 2:29:26Speaker 14: she bequeath thy youth. Thus answered, oh my son, my son,
- 2:29:33Speaker 14: rise and support thy father. I sink with tenderness. My child,
- 2:29:39Speaker 14: come to my arms while thou art mine.
- 2:29:42Speaker 12: O best of fathers. Let me not see your tears.
- 2:29:47Speaker 12: Don't double my afflictions by your woe. There's consolation when
- 2:29:51Speaker 12: a friend laments us, but when apparent griefs, the anguish
- 2:29:55Speaker 12: is too native, too much our own, to be called pity. Sir, consider,
- 2:30:02Speaker 12: I was born to die. Tis but expanding thought and
- 2:30:06Speaker 12: life is nothing. Ages and generations pass away, and with
- 2:30:11Speaker 12: resistless force, like waves or waves roll down the irrevocable
- 2:30:16Speaker 12: stream of time into the insatiate ocean for ever. Thus
- 2:30:21Speaker 12: we are gone. But the erroneous sense of man tis
- 2:30:25Speaker 12: the lamented that's at rest. But the survivor mourns. All
- 2:30:30Speaker 12: my sorrows vanish with that thought. But Heaven grant my
- 2:30:33Speaker 12: aged father patience.
- 2:30:36Speaker 14: Oh child, turning away, do not torment yourself.
- 2:30:43Speaker 12: You shall promise not to grieve. What if they do
- 2:30:46Speaker 12: upbraid you with my death? Consider, sir, in death, that
- 2:30:50Speaker 12: our relation ceases. Nor shall I want your care or
- 2:30:55Speaker 12: nor your grief. It matters not whether by law or
- 2:30:58Speaker 12: nature tis I die? What won't my father hear me?
- 2:31:03Speaker 12: Plead to him? Don't turn from me yet, don't look
- 2:31:08Speaker 12: at me with your soul so.
- 2:31:09Speaker 14: Full, Oh my child, my child, I could hear thee.
- 2:31:14Speaker 14: Ever twas that I love THEE that I turned away
- 2:31:19Speaker 14: to hear my son persuade me to resign him. I can't,
- 2:31:23Speaker 14: I can't. The grief is insupportable.
- 2:31:28Speaker 12: You make a coward of me with your anguish. I
- 2:31:31Speaker 12: grow an infant scarce can weep with silence, But let
- 2:31:36Speaker 12: me keep some decency in my distress.
- 2:31:39Speaker 14: If we might be apart looking at the company, but
- 2:31:44Speaker 14: that's too much to hope.
- 2:31:47Speaker 1: No, no, we'll leave you to yourselves. Excellent, I have.
- 2:31:53Speaker 14: Too much upon me child to speak, and indeed have
- 2:31:57Speaker 14: nothing to say but to feed my eyes upon thee
- 2:32:01Speaker 14: airy part forever, if tears would let me. When you
- 2:32:05Speaker 14: have slept in your cradle, I have waked for you.
- 2:32:09Speaker 14: And was it to this end? Oh child, you've broke
- 2:32:15Speaker 14: your father's heart.
- 2:32:17Speaker 12: Swoons, good Heaven forbid it, Guard him and protect him.
- 2:32:23Speaker 12: He faints, he's cold, he's gone.
- 2:32:27Speaker 1: Running to him, he's gone, and with his last breath
- 2:32:32Speaker 1: called me parricide.
- 2:32:34Speaker 12: You've broke your father's heart. Oh killing sound. I'm all
- 2:32:40Speaker 12: contagion to pity me his death. My griefs to all
- 2:32:45Speaker 12: are mortal, but myself. You've broke your father's heart. If
- 2:32:52Speaker 12: I did so? Why the serene in death, O smiling clay,
- 2:32:56Speaker 12: Why that calm aspect to thy murderer, Oh, big, unutterable grief,
- 2:33:03Speaker 12: merciful Heaven, I don't deserve this ease of tears to
- 2:33:07Speaker 12: melt with penitence. Ugh, sweet, sweet remorse. That will my
- 2:33:14Speaker 12: powers give way to my just sorrow for the best
- 2:33:17Speaker 12: of fathers, Thou venerable fountain of my life? Why didn't
- 2:33:22Speaker 12: I also die? Derived from the shore? You are not gone?
- 2:33:27Speaker 12: Is the way out of life? That's easy, which you
- 2:33:30Speaker 12: so much feared in me, takes.
- 2:33:32Speaker 1: Him by the hand.
- 2:33:34Speaker 12: Why stay I after? But I deserve to stay, to
- 2:33:39Speaker 12: feel the quick remembrance of my follies. It is my size,
- 2:33:43Speaker 12: my tears, my anguish can.
- 2:33:46Speaker 1: Atone re enter Frederick love More, Lautine, Jailor, Victoria and Penelope.
- 2:33:55Speaker 3: What is the matter?
- 2:33:56Speaker 12: What behold this sight? Hi am the guilty rich.
- 2:34:02Speaker 3: Keep aside a little, sir, He only swoons. I hope
- 2:34:06Speaker 3: I think he breeze. Yes, he returns. You must compose yourself.
- 2:34:14Speaker 4: Poor Bookwit, how utterly he seems distressed.
- 2:34:18Speaker 14: I will be calm, resigned heaven and hear you patiently.
- 2:34:25Speaker 3: You, sir, his favorite servant, pray speak honestly of truth,
- 2:34:29Speaker 3: of what you know of this learned gentleman, who is
- 2:34:32Speaker 3: counsel in this case, Sir.
- 2:34:35Speaker 2: He is a not pray, sir, give the servant leave first.
- 2:34:40Speaker 4: No, then, I am not what I seem, but a
- 2:34:44Speaker 4: gentleman of a plentiful fortune. I am thus dressed to
- 2:34:48Speaker 4: carry on such gay pursuits as should offer in this town.
- 2:34:52Speaker 4: Not to detain you. Mister Bookwitt sent me late last
- 2:34:55Speaker 4: night with a letter to one of these ladies coming
- 2:34:59Speaker 4: from thence as I crossed, I saw love More in
- 2:35:02Speaker 4: the garden. He stopped me, and after some questions concerning
- 2:35:06Speaker 4: my message to this house, to which he did not
- 2:35:09Speaker 4: like my answers, he struck me. We fought. I left
- 2:35:13Speaker 4: him dead upon the spot of which this gentleman is guiltless.
- 2:35:18Speaker 14: Ah. Was it you then that killed mister Lovemore?
- 2:35:23Speaker 4: Twas this unhappy hand gave him his death? But so provoked?
- 2:35:28Speaker 12: Who could believe that any pleasing passion could touch a
- 2:35:31Speaker 12: breast loaded with guilt like mine? But oh, my mind
- 2:35:35Speaker 12: is seized with admiration of thy stupendous friendship. What then
- 2:35:40Speaker 12: couldst thou hold thy innocent hand up at a bar
- 2:35:42Speaker 12: with felons to save thy friend? How shall I child
- 2:35:46Speaker 12: or praise thy brave imposture, Ah, Sir, believe him not.
- 2:35:51Speaker 12: He cannot bear the loss of me, whom he overvalues. Therefore,
- 2:35:55Speaker 12: with highest gallantry he offers a benefit which towere the
- 2:35:58Speaker 12: meanest basin to receive. But deaths more welcome than a
- 2:36:02Speaker 12: life so purchased.
- 2:36:04Speaker 4: We all know you can talk and guild things as
- 2:36:08Speaker 4: you please. But the lady's servant knows I was taken
- 2:36:12Speaker 4: near the body when you sir, do but.
- 2:36:15Speaker 1: Hear me pushing away, lateen.
- 2:36:18Speaker 4: I'll easily convince.
- 2:36:20Speaker 12: You pushing away, buoquet, pray mind him not his brain
- 2:36:25Speaker 12: is touched.
- 2:36:26Speaker 4: I am the man he was not near the place I.
- 2:36:30Speaker 2: Can hold out no longer. Love More still lives to
- 2:36:35Speaker 2: adore your noble friendship and begs a share in it.
- 2:36:41Speaker 2: Be not amazed, but let me grasp you both, who
- 2:36:45Speaker 2: in an age degenerators this have such transcendent virtue.
- 2:36:51Speaker 12: Oh, love more, love more? How shall I speak my
- 2:36:55Speaker 12: joy thy recovery? I failed beneath the two ecstatic pleasures?
- 2:37:01Speaker 12: What help has human nature from its sorrows? When our
- 2:37:04Speaker 12: relief itself is such a burthen.
- 2:37:06Speaker 14: Oh, the best burthen upon earth. I beg your pardon, sir.
- 2:37:13Speaker 14: I never was so taken with a man in my
- 2:37:16Speaker 14: life at first sight.
- 2:37:17Speaker 1: Kisses lovemore to Latin.
- 2:37:21Speaker 14: Let me be known to you too, sir.
- 2:37:25Speaker 4: You do me honor.
- 2:37:27Speaker 14: But you, ladies, are the first cause of the many
- 2:37:32Speaker 14: errors we have been in, and you only can extricate
- 2:37:36Speaker 14: us with satisfaction. Such is the force of beauty. The
- 2:37:41Speaker 14: wounds the sword gave this gentleman with slight, But you'ves
- 2:37:45Speaker 14: transfixed a vital and a noble part his heart. Had
- 2:37:51Speaker 14: I known his pretenses, I had not interposed for my son.
- 2:37:56Speaker 3: Come, madam, no more of the cruel go on on
- 2:38:00Speaker 3: love more or my conscience. The man's afraid to his
- 2:38:04Speaker 3: impudence to be alive again. You see him now, madam.
- 2:38:09Speaker 3: Now you may press his livid lips and call him
- 2:38:11Speaker 3: back to life with your complaints.
- 2:38:15Speaker 2: I stand, methinks, on the brink of fate, in an
- 2:38:20Speaker 2: ambiguous interval of life and doubt to accept of being
- 2:38:25Speaker 2: till you smile in every human incident. Besides, I am
- 2:38:31Speaker 2: superior and can choose or leave. But in the minutest
- 2:38:35Speaker 2: things that touch my love, my bosom seized with anguish
- 2:38:41Speaker 2: or with transport.
- 2:38:43Speaker 8: You've shown your passion to me with such honor that
- 2:38:45Speaker 8: if I am confused, I know I should not be
- 2:38:48Speaker 8: to say I approve it, For I know no rule
- 2:38:51Speaker 8: should make me insensible of generous usage. My person and
- 2:38:55Speaker 8: my mind are yours forever.
- 2:38:58Speaker 2: Then doubts and fear and anxious cares be gone, All
- 2:39:03Speaker 2: ye black thoughts that did corrode my breast here and
- 2:39:07Speaker 2: to faith and confidence and love, love that can't live
- 2:39:14Speaker 2: with jealousy, but dwells with sacred marriage, truth and mutual honor.
- 2:39:21Speaker 2: I knew not where you would bestow your vows, but
- 2:39:25Speaker 2: never doubted of your faith when given.
- 2:39:30Speaker 14: Kissing her hand, You see, my son, how constancy is rewarded.
- 2:39:36Speaker 14: You have from nature every quality to make you well
- 2:39:39Speaker 14: become what fortune gave you. But neither wit nor beauty,
- 2:39:44Speaker 14: wealth nor courage implicitly deserve the world's esteem. They're only
- 2:39:49Speaker 14: in their application good. How could you find a man
- 2:39:53Speaker 14: you knew not why you don't think that tis great?
- 2:39:57Speaker 14: Merely to dare tis that a man is just, he
- 2:40:00Speaker 14: should be bold. Indeed you've aired.
- 2:40:04Speaker 4: You give my friend methinks too much compunction for a
- 2:40:08Speaker 4: little levity in his actions, when he's too severe in
- 2:40:11Speaker 4: his own reflections on him.
- 2:40:14Speaker 8: Of Victoria, you see, I take your advice at last
- 2:40:17Speaker 8: in choice of love.
- 2:40:18Speaker 15: More, I congratulate your missing of the other.
- 2:40:22Speaker 8: I heartily believe you, my dear friend.
- 2:40:25Speaker 14: But we best guide our actions by hope of reward. Good.
- 2:40:30Speaker 14: But my son have such glorious prospect as this fair
- 2:40:33Speaker 14: one to Victoria, I doubt not, but his future carriage
- 2:40:38Speaker 14: would deserve her.
- 2:40:40Speaker 15: I believe I may safely promise to approve of all
- 2:40:43Speaker 15: the truth he tells.
- 2:40:44Speaker 12: Me, you've promised them to like all.
- 2:40:47Speaker 14: I shall say, these unexpected good events deserve our celebration
- 2:40:53Speaker 14: with some mirth and fiddles.
- 2:40:56Speaker 3: I foresaw this happy turn. Therefore have prepar'd them.
- 2:41:02Speaker 7: Call in the dancers, the rolling years, the joys restore
- 2:41:08Speaker 7: which happy, happy Britain knew when in a female age
- 2:41:13Speaker 7: before beauty, the sword of justice drew nymphs and fawns,
- 2:41:19Speaker 7: and rural powers, of crystal floods and shady bowers. No
- 2:41:24Speaker 7: more shall here preside the flowing wave and living green,
- 2:41:30Speaker 7: owe only to their present queen, their safety and their pride.
- 2:41:37Speaker 7: United air and pleasures bring of tender note and tuneful string.
- 2:41:42Speaker 7: All your arts devoted are to move the innocent and
- 2:41:47Speaker 7: fair while they receive the pleasing wound. Echo repeats the
- 2:41:53Speaker 7: dying sound.
- 2:41:56Speaker 12: Since such deserved misfortunes they must share. Who with gay
- 2:42:01Speaker 12: falsehoods entertained the fair? Let all with this just maxim
- 2:42:05Speaker 12: guide the youth. There is no gallantry in love but truth.
- 2:42:11Speaker 1: Excellent epilogue, Our too adventurous author soared to night above
- 2:42:20Speaker 1: the little praise mirth to excite, and chose with pity
- 2:42:25Speaker 1: to chastise the light for laughters a distorted passion born
- 2:42:30Speaker 1: of sudden self esteem and sudden scorn, which went is
- 2:42:35Speaker 1: over the men in pleasure. Wise, both him that moved
- 2:42:39Speaker 1: it and themselves despise, while generous pity of a painted
- 2:42:44Speaker 1: woe makes us ourselves both more approve and know. What
- 2:42:50Speaker 1: is that touch within which nature gave from man to
- 2:42:54Speaker 1: man ere fortune made a slave? Sure it descends from
- 2:42:59Speaker 1: that red power alone, who levels thunder from his awful
- 2:43:03Speaker 1: throne and shakes both worlds. Yet hears the wretched groan.
- 2:43:09Speaker 1: Tis what the ancient sage could ne'er define, wondered, and
- 2:43:14Speaker 1: called part human, part divine. Tis that pure joy which
- 2:43:19Speaker 1: guardian angels know, when timely they assist their care below,
- 2:43:24Speaker 1: when they the good protect the ill oppose. Tis what
- 2:43:29Speaker 1: our sovereign feels when she bestows, which gives her glorious
- 2:43:33Speaker 1: cause such high success that only on the stage you
- 2:43:38Speaker 1: see distress. End of Act five. End of The Lying
- 2:43:45Speaker 1: Lover or The Lady's Friendship by Richard Steele