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Episode 52: New Car Smell · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: Oh hello, it's Fred Dibney, still up Chimney taking it
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Speaker 1: all in, and I've got Tom and Jerry at Wilders
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Speaker 1: to keep me company this week. They're talking my language machinery,
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Speaker 1: although I don't think they'll be getting out road the
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Speaker 1: way I got on the road in a reconditioned steam
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Speaker 1: tractorlike that took decades to build and travels a five
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Speaker 1: mile an hour. Still though, an enjoyable episode, almost same,
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Speaker 1: I'll see they.
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Speaker 2: The evenings are getting longer, but time isn't getting longer anyway,
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Speaker 2: you know. But like I have that much to be
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Speaker 2: at this week, I don't know that I'm gonna have.
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Speaker 3: Time to podcast.
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Speaker 1: I don't know if you actually have time to have
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Speaker 1: you time to understand that A happy ber Day two us.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I think we actually do you know what
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Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you. I think we missed it. Harry
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Speaker 2: is all keeping Welcome along to the Tom and Jerry Show.
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Speaker 2: I'm Jerry McBride and that's Tom. O'manny. This is episode
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Speaker 2: fifty two, but I have a funny feel in our
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Speaker 2: year anniversary was last week.
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Speaker 3: Listen.
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Speaker 1: Leave it up to the smart listeners to know exactly
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Speaker 1: when that is, because I got sprung on me. We
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Speaker 1: have a bank calday next week, and I was like, what,
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Speaker 1: same time every year, Jerry? Every year I get that
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Speaker 1: surprise middle of April, right, Love.
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Speaker 2: I gotta tell you Tom, My time keeping is all
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Speaker 2: out now. People say east or very late this year. No,
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Speaker 2: WrestleMania is very late this year. Right is April the
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Speaker 2: twentieth and April the twentieth's WrestleMania. Normally that thing's done
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Speaker 2: in dust by mid March. I don't know whether I'm
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Speaker 2: coming or going.
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Speaker 1: See, I knew there was something throwing you sideways, all right,
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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ. Of course, ye WrestleMania.
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Speaker 3: I should have known. I should have known there.
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Speaker 2: You How are you?
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Speaker 1: How is the weekend?
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Speaker 3: Good?
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Speaker 1: Are you?
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Speaker 3: Okay? It is everything? But still still standing?
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Speaker 1: Well?
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Speaker 2: Do you know what? Tom? Do you know what I
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Speaker 2: want to do? Let's get into it now, because my
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Speaker 2: weekend went could dictate the first segment of the Tom
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Speaker 2: and Jerry Show. Oh yeah, because as you all, as
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Speaker 2: you all know, ladies and gentlemen, we'd like to kick
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Speaker 2: off the show. We'll look at the big news of
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Speaker 2: the week, the scuttle but the the shenanigans, what went
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Speaker 2: down and I'm right in the middle of it this week, Tom,
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Speaker 2: as we delve into the weekly what have you. This
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Speaker 2: is a very complicated case, mad You know, a lot
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Speaker 2: of a lot of outs, a lot of what have you,
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Speaker 2: and a lot of scrans to keep in my head.
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Speaker 1: Man, my god, you you.
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Speaker 3: I know it.
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Speaker 1: A text comes over Sundays, not so much because Sundays
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Speaker 1: we we spitball ideas back and forth. But if a
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Speaker 1: text comes through on post podcast like in the Realm,
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Speaker 1: the Realm from Fridays through this Saturday evening, I know
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Speaker 1: what it's going to be related to. It's not going
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Speaker 1: to be related to the podcasts all. It's going to
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Speaker 1: be related to a car, my car.
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Speaker 2: And it'll normally start with Tom is serious if a
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Speaker 2: car dot dot dot. And this has been going on,
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Speaker 2: Tom for several years.
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Speaker 1: Several Jerry, several all the years I've known you. That's
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Speaker 1: about fifteen years I've known.
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Speaker 2: Car league Tom. You're a car guy. Well, finally over
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Speaker 2: the weekend we met a bill that not that we
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Speaker 2: couldn't pay, Tom, We're not going to pay it. We've
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Speaker 2: dragged this car along for a while, but now it's
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Speaker 2: finally time to let it go. And the weekly What
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Speaker 2: have you this week? Is I find myself in the
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Speaker 2: market for a new car now, not a brand new car, Tom,
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Speaker 2: Tom and Jerry show wait pulling in that kind of money.
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Speaker 1: Justine, that's madness, madness.
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Speaker 2: So I'm in the secondhand market. So what we said
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Speaker 2: we'd do for the weekly What have you this week
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Speaker 2: is we would turn to my car expert, mister Tom
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Speaker 2: o'many and ask him for a couple of tips that
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Speaker 2: will help me and indeed you find listeners navigate the
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Speaker 2: secondhand car market.
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Speaker 1: I suppose everything comes down to what you needed for
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Speaker 1: That's the number one thing, Like and what do you
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Speaker 1: need to drive?
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Speaker 2: Driving? Brother? Jesus fine, I'm like, I need a car
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Speaker 2: for driving. Tom, you can turn around and say, well
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Speaker 2: I need a car to run PTO at the back
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Speaker 2: of first.
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Speaker 1: This is what I'm saying you needed for driving, but
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Speaker 1: driving away or driving what you know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: So this for the listeners, not just for Jerry scooting
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Speaker 1: up and down to CenTra, you know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: So think for the listeners here or not? So do
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Speaker 1: you need a pickup drug? Do you need a you know?
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Speaker 3: Is more? Onely? What do you need is what?
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Speaker 1: Be honest?
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Speaker 3: Be honest with yourself, right, So that's I.
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Speaker 2: Guess that's that's tip number one, Tom, because this is
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Speaker 2: not just I know this is pointed towards me, but
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Speaker 2: this could be everybody. So I guess your first tip
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Speaker 2: is just assessed what you want. Do you want to
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Speaker 2: do you want to go cruising for the ladies or
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Speaker 2: do you want to just like a little put to
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Speaker 2: like carry a letter to the postbox?
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Speaker 1: Hey, is there any cruising for the ladies anymore? Because
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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I don't care what you're driving, Like
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Speaker 1: even if you're driving this like an MG like Mercedes,
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Speaker 1: you pull up the HERB and some young they were like,
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Speaker 1: look off.
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Speaker 2: Do you think that you know? You know, these are
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Speaker 2: enlightened times, Tom, It's very possible that a young man
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Speaker 2: driving a flash car pulling up for lady will be
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Speaker 2: met with, you know, short regard. And also an older
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Speaker 2: gentleman in a in a two seater pulling up for
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Speaker 2: a young lady, but probably like yeah, you'd be all right.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's no there is no cruising it now in figures,
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Speaker 1: I don't know if they were ever in Ireland. Was
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Speaker 1: in a period like people doing you don't hang around
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Speaker 1: too long at spots because their cowld you know what
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Speaker 1: I mean.
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Speaker 3: All you can offer is.
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Speaker 1: Hey, there's a heater in this yoke, you want to
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Speaker 1: go sit in there. I got nothing else very, I
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Speaker 1: got nothing that's very, but yes it is.
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Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom, don't worry. I'm not going
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Speaker 2: to be I don't need a car for a cruising
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Speaker 2: for anything. Really, I'm just talking about the school running
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Speaker 2: up and down to see the folks up fast and
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Speaker 2: get cheap cans.
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Speaker 3: Yeah, well there you go.
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Speaker 1: So you're not going to need like a like a
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Speaker 1: three liter pickup like you know what I mean. Now,
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Speaker 1: here's here's why I'm saying this and disappointed at a
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Speaker 1: certain society. A certain part to society is that in Dublin,
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Speaker 1: what I couldn't wrap my head around was the amount
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Speaker 1: of people that had huge three three and a half
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Speaker 1: lit the four by votes when it's hell tale thing
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Speaker 1: not on, not on the back, Jerry, What did they
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Speaker 1: not have on the back which told me that they
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Speaker 1: didn't need that fucking thing?
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Speaker 2: No tobart on, no barter, not over.
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Speaker 1: So I couldn't wrap my head around this. I'm like,
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Speaker 1: why and why is it all got scratches up to side.
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Speaker 1: Oh that's right, because you know grasp of how to drive,
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Speaker 1: that you could have saved yourself a rake of money
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Speaker 1: by getting some way smaller.
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Speaker 3: So yeah, I know.
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Speaker 2: So Tom, take us through a couple of watchouts, and
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Speaker 2: I I any car I've ever bought in my life,
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Speaker 2: I've only ever bought about six cars my whole live,
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Speaker 2: long life. And the last thing I do when I'm
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Speaker 2: buying the cars, I go, oh, come here, lift up
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Speaker 2: the bonnet of there till I look at the engine.
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Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm looking at, Tom, but I
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Speaker 2: want to at least have it to say that I
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Speaker 2: checked that it fucking had one.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I know that's and that's a fair point.
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Speaker 3: A lot of people won't.
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Speaker 1: They'll just go, okay, so it just guzzy and it starts,
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Speaker 1: and that's It's good at least that you asked what
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Speaker 1: you're looking the big thing, because you're not going to
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Speaker 1: see and you don't have X ray vision, you know
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Speaker 1: what I mean. You want to pull the dipstick out,
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Speaker 1: all right, and then if not else you look like
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Speaker 1: you know what you're doing, right, But pull the dipstick
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Speaker 1: out and give it. If it's a car, we'll say,
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Speaker 1: you know older than seven eight years old? You want
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Speaker 1: to smell the oil that's on the end of that dipstick.
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Speaker 1: I know it sounds gross, right, sniff his dipstick, But
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Speaker 1: what you're what you're smelling for is burning. Why is
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Speaker 1: it burning? What's going in there that shouldn't be in there?
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Speaker 2: I e?
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Speaker 1: Is there is there water leaking into which you are
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Speaker 1: from the rad seal?
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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. We've talked.
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Speaker 1: We've had discussions about cracked heads before. And you know
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Speaker 1: what I mean, A warped you know, gasket or something
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Speaker 1: so rocket cover and all the rest of it. It
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Speaker 1: can get in if you're smelling something that doesn't smell
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Speaker 1: like sweet, like if there's almost a chemically burn off
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Speaker 1: at that shouldn't it shouldn't it should smell like oil,
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Speaker 1: but not absolutely burning.
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Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
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Speaker 1: Okay, you go, why is that's supposed to be jet black?
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Speaker 3: Like this?
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Speaker 1: Okay, they haven't gotten service for a reason. Really the
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Speaker 1: ifs if they told you it's just been service, madam,
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Speaker 1: You know what I mean, just this minute, it should
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Speaker 1: be like golden honey. Look, you know the kind of
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Speaker 1: like that golden syrup shit.
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Speaker 3: You know what I mean should be that color.
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Speaker 1: That's what it should be. But if it's jet black, okay,
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Speaker 1: fair enough, it will go jet black very very quickly.
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Speaker 1: But if it shtinks, why's the fucking smelling? What's the smell?
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Speaker 3: Enough?
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Speaker 1: And wait for the water pump might be bollocked. It
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Speaker 1: might be, you might be water might be seeping into it.
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Speaker 1: That's the number one thing that gets into it in
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Speaker 1: terms of a gray or if it's gray, stay away.
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Speaker 2: If it's grey, stay away. That's Tom, honey, tap number
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Speaker 2: one right there.
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Speaker 1: Ask about the timing belt. Some cars have timing chains,
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Speaker 1: timing belt that runs a ton of things. It keeps
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Speaker 1: it all literally ticking at the same time, but it's
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Speaker 1: run at the same time as the water pump and
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Speaker 1: the clutch will often go all at the same time.
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Speaker 3: They're all kind of interconnected. Like the ear eyes and know,
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Speaker 3: I know you.
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Speaker 1: I'm saying this to the listeners, I'm saying this right
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Speaker 1: in Jerry's eyes just dult. They just over's like, oh,
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Speaker 1: I know I've been that soldier.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, much like sequence of events that brought us here, Tom, Much.
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Speaker 1: Like the ear, nose and eye place up and up
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Speaker 1: there there near the top of Candon Street. That's your
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Speaker 1: your combo. If you're buying a car in from the UK,
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Speaker 1: I'm giving you a lot of things. This is a
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Speaker 1: lot of things to look for in the one thing,
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Speaker 1: this is what people tunity under the bonnet. Right, if
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Speaker 1: you're buying a car that is from nothing up Scottish Way,
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Speaker 1: which a lot of cars do come in from, you're
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Speaker 1: looking for the subframe rust right. It might, it might
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Speaker 1: not want to be some superficial right, chances are superficial.
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Speaker 1: But when you look down, the subframe is literally if
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Speaker 1: the frame that holds the engine in the car, it
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Speaker 1: doesn't float, it holds there. But if that's mad rusty,
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Speaker 1: because they tend to salt their roads quite heavily where
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Speaker 1: in the colder parts of the UK. Like I've had
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Speaker 1: a car or uses and grounded back and it wasn't
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Speaker 1: that bad. I mean sprayed aroun would have been a
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Speaker 1: wax oil and that was it. It cleaned up and
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Speaker 1: it was fine. But I mean it looked ropy but
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Speaker 1: I got here a few quit after. So if your
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Speaker 1: will to take a chance, subframes aren't viciously expensive, but
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Speaker 1: it's a horror of a job. But it's a good
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Speaker 1: thing to actually have a look. And if you don't
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Speaker 1: like the look at what you're looking at and going
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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, that looks like something out of you know,
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Speaker 1: Indiana Jones wouldn't even touch or it's been in the
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Speaker 1: fucking sea to walk away from it because you don't
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Speaker 1: your engineer ain't going to just drop onto the ground.
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Speaker 3: But things are gonna get messy.
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Speaker 1: You know, there's a lot of things tied in with
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Speaker 1: that subframe that it's gonna get all that messy, you
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Speaker 1: know what I mean. So that's you asked for what
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Speaker 1: I know you you're asking for what you're looking for
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Speaker 1: under the bonnet, absolute glaring yolks, after those intricate things.
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Speaker 3: It's very specifically glaring things.
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Speaker 1: Battery cables, fucking fraz because your man's been jumped starting
10:53
Speaker 1: at like a prick and wouldn't put it.
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Speaker 3: How old is the battery?
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Speaker 1: Does it look like it would have went into you know,
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Speaker 1: a capri back in the yeah, yeah, yeah, you know,
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Speaker 1: because a lot of whores, what they'll do is they'll
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Speaker 1: chuck in a yok that has one out bit of
11:05
Speaker 1: juice in it, and they'll take the good yoke because
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Speaker 1: they'll take them as trade and if they see a
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Speaker 1: right good battery in it, they'll take that and throw
11:10
Speaker 1: it into a more expensive car, you know, and they'll
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Speaker 1: chuck in somehow yok that you know when you look closely,
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Speaker 1: they often have their date of installation scratched into the
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Speaker 1: plastic on the top. And if you see like nineteen
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Speaker 1: ninety eight, good year for a lot of things, but
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Speaker 1: not fucking batteries.
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Speaker 2: Lads, you know, tell me if you've got me here, Like,
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Speaker 2: what do you call the lads that sell there's some
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Speaker 2: years that sell the wine, the boys that are like, yeah.
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Speaker 1: These are just look I'm just saying, bringing out tishue
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Speaker 1: in the pocket, give it a dip, wipe it, dip
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Speaker 1: it again. And that's the real deal, the oil that
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Speaker 1: you might get.
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Speaker 2: And that's that's actually one that I picked up on.
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Speaker 2: That is that if if you if you get to
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Speaker 2: the car, if you're arranged to meet whomsoever it is
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Speaker 2: at these house or wherever, and the cars there and
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Speaker 2: you know, the engines warm already. Yeah I knew you
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Speaker 2: were coming on the ran it for a little while.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, much like you to go out of getting to
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Speaker 1: the NCT so he can blow some carabon out so
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Speaker 1: you're not doing it.
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Speaker 3: You're not going over the visions thing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, that's not like, that's not like, you know,
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Speaker 2: you can take the dipstick out, but obviously the oil
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Speaker 2: will have skated around it all the way up to
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Speaker 2: the top because he ran the engine for ten or
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Speaker 2: fifteen minutes.
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Speaker 1: Yeah.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so that's it. That's a trick. Yeah, I want
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Speaker 2: to see this car cold.
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Speaker 3: I know, I know.
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Speaker 1: But often look, if you you know, the guy might
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Speaker 1: want to meet you at his house, he'll take it
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Speaker 1: up the road to meet you someplace, you know what
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Speaker 1: I mean, you know, in the shop and say so
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Speaker 1: you it's it's a necessary evil. Sometimes this is all
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Speaker 1: buying off a bloke, you know, out the back a little.
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Speaker 1: You can also do all these things in a dealership
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Speaker 1: as well, because there's any amount of those bastards around
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Speaker 1: that are just as crooked as you know as a
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Speaker 1: shell ailey.
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Speaker 3: So they just want to get jokes after a lot.
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Speaker 1: Know that they have bought a piece of shit of
12:52
Speaker 1: somebody a lot of times and they want to sell
12:54
Speaker 1: that on. They're not buying it to scrap it, they're
12:56
Speaker 1: buying it to sell it on, you know what I mean.
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Speaker 1: I don't know what your budget is. When anybody's budget is,
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Speaker 1: that's listening. But note the lower gets, the higher probability
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Speaker 1: of a bucket. This shit come on your way. It's
13:08
Speaker 1: just saying like there's no such thing as a free lunch.
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Speaker 1: Their car salesmen and saleswomen, they will fuck.
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Speaker 2: You want they want to get rid of it.
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Speaker 1: Yes, yes, they want to get rid of it out
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Speaker 1: the fucking gap. So that's kind of I mean, I'm
13:23
Speaker 1: sure people are shouting at me going and like the
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Speaker 1: timing belt one you're supposed to you'd see it written in
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Speaker 1: kind of tipex pen on the cover of the time
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Speaker 1: in belt, which is either left or right of the engine.
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Speaker 1: It's clapped on in the much way like a dynamo
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Speaker 1: on the side of a bike would be clapped on
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Speaker 1: to decide that they're running parts of the engine. You'll
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Speaker 1: see over the cover of a tip X should write
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Speaker 1: when a what kilometer inge it was last time?
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Speaker 2: Yes?
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Speaker 1: Now, I'm not going through the silly things. If you
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Speaker 1: know yourself to be asking for the fucking the you know,
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Speaker 1: the service manual.
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Speaker 2: The code of the radio.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, listen. If you I'm not going to tell
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Speaker 1: you all those stupid things. People are probably shouting. There's
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Speaker 1: a lot of stupid ship that you should know, do
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Just cop on, cop on.
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Speaker 1: But these are the tiny, tiny things that will at
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Speaker 1: least make put them on their heels a little bit
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Speaker 1: and go, oh fuck.
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Speaker 2: Right, we're not going to get on you know.
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Speaker 1: Let's let's just close the bonnet down that. Do you
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Speaker 1: want to have a look over this one altogether?
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Speaker 3: Your stay, you know what I mean? It might get
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Speaker 3: you there like this is.
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Speaker 1: So that's kind of what you need to be looking
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Speaker 1: for under the bannet rushed clearing signs of of misuse,
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Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Why is the fucking cover
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Speaker 1: going off that? Whereas era there's a cap missing, there's
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Speaker 1: definitely meant to be a cap on that oil cover
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Speaker 1: for sure.
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Speaker 2: There is why why? Why? Why? When I get into
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Speaker 2: the car, they have they got three magic three air
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Speaker 2: freshener hanging up.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's actually a very good one. Let's
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Speaker 1: go inside the car, soldier A big thing that puts
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Speaker 1: me right off anytime of buying the car. It was
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Speaker 1: all of some It's kind of a telltale sign of
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Speaker 1: yeah they got okay, they got it. Cleaned up or whatever,
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Speaker 1: But do you know the outer edge of the car
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Speaker 1: of the seed part m when that's warned the fuck
15:01
Speaker 1: like down to the phone, I'm like, oh god, Ignoramus,
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Speaker 1: was it just a giant fat arse was going in over.
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Speaker 3: Continuously or is it somebody? Do you know somebody is just.
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Speaker 1: A sloppy bastard put the way they walk and the
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Speaker 1: way they carry themselves, and you're going, is that the
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Speaker 1: way he was with the car, just throwing it around
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Speaker 1: the road like oh, sure, there's a speedboat bunk, there's
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Speaker 1: a gully trap bunk like you know, so there's there's
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Speaker 1: this is getting into the reel like you knows.
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Speaker 2: This is like.
15:32
Speaker 1: What's his name Holmes levels of trying to judgement sort
15:37
Speaker 1: of person had. But it always put me off when
15:40
Speaker 1: I saw that warn I'm like, that's not sitting into
15:42
Speaker 1: the car, that is dragging your arse into it and
15:45
Speaker 1: just got pulling another leg in after you're going to
15:50
Speaker 1: have to do this.
15:51
Speaker 3: They're just tell tale things where.
15:53
Speaker 2: That's if somebody is that you're going to be looking
15:55
Speaker 2: after that car, no bonds dropping into it like this
15:59
Speaker 2: is what I mean?
15:59
Speaker 1: Like you know, I mean like so there if there's
16:02
Speaker 1: there are things where you go, well, it wasn't an
16:04
Speaker 1: out and out peak had this year before me, do
16:07
Speaker 1: you know, then there's a chance to start. That's the
16:10
Speaker 1: way they kept it. And they, oh, we can't find
16:12
Speaker 1: the service book. That's because he left thirty forty thousands
16:15
Speaker 1: between services. The tramp and the stuff is fucking tire
16:18
Speaker 1: coming out of it. You know, there's like I guarantee,
16:24
Speaker 1: I've just come across these fellas. Why you often find
16:27
Speaker 1: a lot of magist trees hanging inside or heavily heavily
16:31
Speaker 1: air fresh in inside either somebody who smoke of eggs,
16:33
Speaker 1: which doesn't happen all that often anymore. But you have
16:37
Speaker 1: a damp problem. Now, do you have a damp problem?
16:41
Speaker 1: You might have a damp problem. I'm not judging you.
16:43
Speaker 1: But there's you know nappers you can get it nowadays
16:45
Speaker 1: for adults. But there's a the.
16:50
Speaker 3: Hasd you have a problem?
16:52
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there's a seal gun somewhere.
16:55
Speaker 1: Normally those seals don't tend to go around doors front doors,
16:58
Speaker 1: but what our doors on the car or on the
17:00
Speaker 1: boot the boot is a problem. Yeah, also depending on
17:05
Speaker 1: I'm not going to name out brands here, right, But
17:07
Speaker 1: you can just have a quick gander. If you've your
17:09
Speaker 1: heart set on the thing that you're going to look
17:11
Speaker 1: at on Saturday morning, have a quick gander on kind
17:15
Speaker 1: of the page, the what would you call them, the threads,
17:18
Speaker 1: you know, like the fan forum board stuff.
17:21
Speaker 3: And they will there's.
17:22
Speaker 1: Lads, now, there's long winded English lads who love to
17:25
Speaker 1: talk about this kind of stuff, you know, you know,
17:27
Speaker 1: the ironic beards, these lads and.
17:31
Speaker 2: Not sensible beers like yours, tom No.
17:33
Speaker 3: But they will bore the living Jesus.
17:35
Speaker 1: But listen, try and find what nuggets that there are saying,
17:38
Speaker 1: because a lot of them just ask for the telltale signs,
17:41
Speaker 1: the things to look out for in say whatever, you know,
17:44
Speaker 1: the Jin yanging yang that's just had to be brought
17:46
Speaker 1: in from I don't know, Malaysia. Might be a great
17:49
Speaker 1: car probably running with you know, a chassis from something
17:53
Speaker 1: cool and an engine from something else, but never the
17:57
Speaker 1: train should meet sometimes, like you know, and they'll say, well,
17:59
Speaker 1: one thing to look out for is that the rear
18:01
Speaker 1: view mirrors are non existent, christ I need them things.
18:05
Speaker 1: So that's kind of a good thing. If you're going
18:07
Speaker 1: on a heading off that Saturday morning some day during
18:09
Speaker 1: the week. Just take out a few kind of old
18:12
Speaker 1: to be looking at that people. Other people have gotten
18:15
Speaker 1: caught work because they they all much like dogs, they
18:18
Speaker 1: all have their own kind of a personality. Jar.
18:20
Speaker 2: Well, this is it too. I'll tell you another thing
18:22
Speaker 2: you can do, ladies and gentlemen, and I'll give it
18:24
Speaker 2: out at the end of the show. I'm just going
18:25
Speaker 2: to give you a Tomo man and he's personal home
18:27
Speaker 2: phone number. You just give them horder.
18:31
Speaker 3: Around work away.
18:33
Speaker 2: Won't put you wrong, No, no, no, I will tell
18:36
Speaker 2: me that the after sales service is quite good with
18:39
Speaker 2: Tom as well, because he's been looking after me for
18:40
Speaker 2: the past seven years. With the piece of shit. I
18:42
Speaker 2: have to be fair.
18:43
Speaker 1: After sales is quite a rich word, given that there's
18:45
Speaker 1: absolutely no sales at all has happened. But yeah, no
18:49
Speaker 1: problems are you just you know, just put a straight
18:51
Speaker 1: up on the socials ortica. Just let anybody have phone
18:53
Speaker 1: phone call. I like a good chat in the evenings.
18:56
Speaker 1: I'm nothing better to be doing with myself.
18:59
Speaker 2: Well, let me tell you something, Tom, we might have
19:00
Speaker 2: something better to do this weekend. Because this weekend, don't
19:03
Speaker 2: you know his Easter weekend it's the long weekend. I
19:06
Speaker 2: doubt anybody's gonna be going to car dealerships unless they
19:08
Speaker 2: absolutely have to, such as myself. But over the Easter weekend,
19:14
Speaker 2: you want to watch because you might run into the
19:16
Speaker 2: subject of our next segment here on the Tom and
19:19
Speaker 2: Jerry Show, you might run into this lad. Now there's
19:24
Speaker 2: that guy, This lad, I mean wet nod to Easter.
19:27
Speaker 2: Here Tom, it is with this lad of this week
19:30
Speaker 2: is the Easter Bunny. The Easter Bunny coming around again
19:34
Speaker 2: to watch WrestleMania this weekend and drop off a few
19:39
Speaker 2: Easter eggs for the kids. And we thought ourselves. Anytime
19:42
Speaker 2: me and Tom will look at each other and go
19:43
Speaker 2: like what hey, what is all that about? We give
19:46
Speaker 2: it a little bit of a deep dive and have
19:48
Speaker 2: a look at where the hell the Easter bunny came from? It, Tom,
19:51
Speaker 2: I got a question for you, first and foremost, as
19:55
Speaker 2: a child, did the Easter Bunny come to your house?
19:58
Speaker 1: I think I think there was definitely chocolate eggs?
20:03
Speaker 2: Yeah, what was it? Now, it wasn't a supernatural being
20:08
Speaker 2: like Santa Claus who visited the house overnight and left
20:11
Speaker 2: a specific egg for you.
20:13
Speaker 1: Do you know what there was never that level of
20:15
Speaker 1: weight put on him that I won't lie. He never
20:18
Speaker 1: was like Frost.
20:19
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
20:19
Speaker 1: It's like all right, I mean there's now there there
20:23
Speaker 1: are nods and wings where you go tooth fairy happy
20:26
Speaker 1: days not I don't give money in her pocat so
20:31
Speaker 1: I you know, for CENTI for the longest time sound
20:35
Speaker 1: you know, locked in Sert Dead, Sert Dead cert.
20:38
Speaker 2: Most of the year revolves around him.
20:40
Speaker 1: I don't think I would think I was happy along,
20:42
Speaker 1: happy to go along with the notion that we were
20:44
Speaker 1: all happy that there were there was a much like
20:47
Speaker 1: the caramel bonny.
20:48
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
20:48
Speaker 1: You're going to cleanse sounds pure ready, but at the
20:52
Speaker 1: same time fully aware it is a cartoon.
20:57
Speaker 2: I don't feel like, you know, when we came up
21:01
Speaker 2: on Easter Sunday morning, your chocolate egg will be there
21:06
Speaker 2: for you, and like ma'm would say like, oh these
21:07
Speaker 2: the bunny left that for you, and we'll be just like, yeah,
21:09
Speaker 2: well thanks ma'am. You know, but no, no, I didn't
21:12
Speaker 2: buy enter this giant rabbit bouncing about the place inasmuch
21:15
Speaker 2: as I did with Santa. And I gotta tell you
21:18
Speaker 2: their kids are not small that small anymore, but generally
21:21
Speaker 2: it was not a thing. You don't read a lot
21:24
Speaker 2: of the Easter Bunny.
21:26
Speaker 1: No odd that he he comes in around the time
21:31
Speaker 1: of there were I suppose Christians the world over are celebrating,
21:35
Speaker 1: you know, the Resurrection and whatnots crast. But I suppose,
21:41
Speaker 1: much like many things, I kind of guessed I went, well,
21:44
Speaker 1: look at these two as you get older, and if
21:45
Speaker 1: you realize, oh yeah, well Christmas lens there, because that
21:48
Speaker 1: was the piece the Pagans. You know, the Pagans still
21:52
Speaker 1: have a fair o handling things like Halloween is hours.
21:55
Speaker 1: Really you know, we were big into that back in
21:57
Speaker 1: the day because apparenting Jesus was actually born in July,
22:00
Speaker 1: do you know. But it was like, if we're going
22:01
Speaker 1: to get this over the line, but to go with these,
22:04
Speaker 1: we need something in the middle of the is it
22:07
Speaker 1: the winter winter solstice that were lined up for us
22:09
Speaker 1: just to keep away? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. So
22:11
Speaker 1: I figured if there was a bunny scenario, I didn't think,
22:16
Speaker 1: you know, at some point that the King John's Bible
22:20
Speaker 1: was just a misspelt that it didn't actually have a
22:22
Speaker 1: fucking rabbit in it, you know, carrying carrying the cross
22:25
Speaker 1: with Jesus. I was like, I'm guessing something's been piggybacked
22:27
Speaker 1: here somewhere for the hell of it.
22:29
Speaker 2: Well, i'll tell you, Tom, I took a little look
22:32
Speaker 2: at it. It might not surprise you that it was
22:36
Speaker 2: those German Protestants coming out of it again, Tom.
22:38
Speaker 1: Oh, the German bradies.
22:39
Speaker 2: But but the we're going to say it sort of
22:42
Speaker 2: predates Christianity and Protestant to ten in his names as well.
22:48
Speaker 2: It's it's it's no big it's no big mystery, Tom,
22:50
Speaker 2: Here's what it came to be. It's no big mystery.
22:52
Speaker 2: Why is there Easter rabbits? Because as March hares, that's
22:56
Speaker 2: when rabbits come out and start bounding around the place.
22:58
Speaker 2: You got Easter, You got rabbits and hairs in springtime,
23:02
Speaker 2: so it just became a symbol of the time of
23:04
Speaker 2: the year. There you go. What's the crack with the
23:07
Speaker 2: chocolate eggs, Tom, real simple. You gave up eggs for Passover,
23:11
Speaker 2: for Lent. You know you had your last you used
23:14
Speaker 2: the last.
23:17
Speaker 1: Hear that everywhere I read it was like, well, of
23:19
Speaker 1: course the German rabbits. Actually it was a German hair
23:22
Speaker 1: for a long time, and they just blurred the lines
23:24
Speaker 1: in that bit. I was reading on you've literally changed
23:27
Speaker 1: species here now to a different thing. What But they
23:29
Speaker 1: were just, you know, going to tell you one thing.
23:31
Speaker 1: I don't divvy up rabbits and hair.
23:34
Speaker 3: I do. I do.
23:35
Speaker 1: We've we've I'm delighted. I couldn't give a shit about rabbits.
23:38
Speaker 1: But we've a hair living on the property here, and
23:40
Speaker 1: I'm very excited when I see him because he's a badass.
23:42
Speaker 3: He'd fight, but he's just a big rabbit.
23:44
Speaker 1: No, he's got big, old, fucking cool legs on the back.
23:46
Speaker 1: He'd absolutely rinse a rabbit in a race. Like rabbits
23:50
Speaker 1: are just crap, you know what I mean, These lads are.
23:54
Speaker 2: We don't talk kill of our guests here this week. Tom. Yeah.
23:56
Speaker 2: So like you gave up, you ate the last year
23:58
Speaker 2: eggs for pancakes, and then you went on your fast
24:01
Speaker 2: for your forty days, and then you got your eggs
24:02
Speaker 2: back on Easter Sunday when you're fast broke and you
24:07
Speaker 2: you had eggs, and down through the years people made
24:09
Speaker 2: it special that the eggs were decorated and who brought
24:12
Speaker 2: the eggs back on Sunday? Kids, it might be those
24:16
Speaker 2: smart rabbits on the Protestants. Yes, and that's and that's
24:20
Speaker 2: and that's your Easter rabbit, Tom, Like that's when you
24:23
Speaker 2: look at it, it's actually a lot more straightforward than
24:26
Speaker 2: than Saint Nicholas. And eventually down through the years that
24:28
Speaker 2: the eggs behame chocolate eggs, because why the hell not.
24:32
Speaker 1: I would did a bit more digging, and now there's
24:35
Speaker 1: only high poths. This is throughout all of this because
24:38
Speaker 1: we're like, well ared, we just go with march Hares
24:40
Speaker 1: and all the rest of it, because they could have
24:42
Speaker 1: picked lots of others, but they reckon much like.
24:46
Speaker 3: We were kind of thinking there was a pagan.
24:51
Speaker 1: Pagan got a spring and she was basically had a
24:55
Speaker 1: thing for she like a hair represented a spring to her,
24:58
Speaker 1: and that's where it kind of came from. And they
25:00
Speaker 1: brought that forward. And the prody is just just much
25:03
Speaker 1: like any other Christians, just went love friends, Tom, Yeah
25:07
Speaker 1: we should, you know, Protestant friends, you know. But what
25:10
Speaker 1: I did find was like the guy who actually spilled
25:14
Speaker 1: the beans on all this and kind of explained it
25:15
Speaker 1: to people, and it's all like you feel for the guy,
25:18
Speaker 1: right because he did It was eighteen seventy four when
25:20
Speaker 1: he kind of gave the rundown that you kind of
25:23
Speaker 1: just gave, you know, the it was came up. Sorry,
25:26
Speaker 1: it was king to Pennsylvania with German immigrants. But this
25:30
Speaker 1: guy kind of gave the rundown of the breakdown as
25:32
Speaker 1: to what he believed that Astara Astara and the hair.
25:36
Speaker 1: There's been carvings and rocks and stuff in the old
25:39
Speaker 1: Germany from pagan times, and he was like, well, Stara,
25:42
Speaker 1: this watch this one from from German folklore back in
25:47
Speaker 1: the day in pagan times. But everything that he said,
25:51
Speaker 1: Bill wrote a big, long, lovely thing about this Celtic goddess.
25:56
Speaker 3: The problem was his name.
25:59
Speaker 1: Was Holtzmann, adult Spotsman, adult Holtzman. I'm like, but he's
26:05
Speaker 1: just rude. He ruled that name, didn't He like, there's
26:08
Speaker 1: probably loads of lovely adults before you know, it just
26:13
Speaker 1: takes it only took one, and I go out and
26:16
Speaker 1: live with a name like Holtzman. I go out and
26:17
Speaker 1: live and say he's possibly Jewish as well. He's decided
26:20
Speaker 1: it was. He was a well read professor back in
26:23
Speaker 1: the day. But it just ruled the whole thing for
26:26
Speaker 1: me not to take it down. The different down the
26:28
Speaker 1: different rabbit hole.
26:29
Speaker 2: But you never met a good oja either. No, you
26:33
Speaker 2: know you say, well, come here, Tom, I in my
26:39
Speaker 2: in my rabbit, in my rabbit ramblings. Today I fell
26:42
Speaker 2: across another rabbit. I fell across another famous rabbit. And
26:45
Speaker 2: as luck would have it, this famous rabbit is celebrating
26:48
Speaker 2: an anniversary on April the twentieth, which, as would have it,
26:52
Speaker 2: is Easter Sunday this year. Come by what And as
26:55
Speaker 2: I have mentioned, WrestleMania And I was going to tell
26:57
Speaker 2: you about it a little bit earlier in the day,
26:58
Speaker 2: and I goes, no, I want to bring this one
26:59
Speaker 2: on Tom.
27:00
Speaker 1: Oh good, and like we're spraying, like the amount of
27:03
Speaker 1: bombs you're dropping in there, you're dropping in springing this
27:05
Speaker 1: on me. I'm just I'm very excited.
27:07
Speaker 2: Oh this is a hair raising hill, Tom. Yeah. So
27:10
Speaker 2: unless you unless event and has to say about the
27:13
Speaker 2: good adults there, let me hit you. Let's have it.
27:16
Speaker 1: Let's have it.
27:17
Speaker 2: Are you familiar, Tom? Maybe maybe I was the only
27:19
Speaker 2: dunce in the world that didn't know about this, But
27:22
Speaker 2: are you familiar with the killer rabbit that attacked President
27:26
Speaker 2: Jimmy Carter?
27:27
Speaker 1: Do you know there was a piss take down? About this?
27:30
Speaker 1: They were asked, and I only noticed because I saw
27:32
Speaker 1: an interview with Eric Idel when they asked about the
27:35
Speaker 1: deadly rabbit in Monty Python's quest for the Holy Grail. Yes,
27:39
Speaker 1: when they had the Holy hand grenade of Antioch, was
27:42
Speaker 1: the only thing that could blow it up. Three be
27:44
Speaker 1: the number that your count too not to So they
27:49
Speaker 1: was asked him it was that to take the piss out,
27:50
Speaker 1: and he didn't. He wouldn't answer the question straight the
27:53
Speaker 1: killer rabbit that attacked Jimmy Carter, and I went, fucking
27:56
Speaker 1: what Now. I haven't looked into it, but that's as
27:58
Speaker 1: much as they don't please tell me about.
28:00
Speaker 3: This, I will.
28:02
Speaker 2: I will bring it up to you. I had never
28:03
Speaker 2: heard this happened in nineteen seventy nine. April the twentieth,
28:08
Speaker 2: nineteen seventy nine. So what's that, Tom? Forty six years ago?
28:11
Speaker 1: Now?
28:11
Speaker 2: Yeah, forty six years ago, this Sunday, right after this
28:14
Speaker 2: episode drops. We couldn't have lined this up any better.
28:17
Speaker 2: President Jimmy Carter was on vacation in his hometown in Georgia,
28:22
Speaker 2: and he went out paddling in in I don't know
28:26
Speaker 2: what the boats are called, Tom, it's not like a canoe.
28:28
Speaker 2: It's like a flatboat that you'd see on the swamps.
28:30
Speaker 2: That's not only a big fan at the back, but
28:32
Speaker 2: a flatboat.
28:33
Speaker 1: Yeah.
28:35
Speaker 2: And he looked over into the water and swimming towards
28:39
Speaker 2: President Carter with furious intent. It was a massive swamp rabbit.
28:46
Speaker 2: Now are they rubble of things here?
28:49
Speaker 3: Are they rats?
28:49
Speaker 2: Jared?
28:50
Speaker 1: The swamp rabbits?
28:51
Speaker 2: No, a swamp rabbit is basically I looked them up.
28:53
Speaker 2: It's basically another rabbit. As you say, the hair is
28:55
Speaker 2: a completely different speech. Okay, you know this is like
28:58
Speaker 2: you know, you got your hairs, you got your jack that,
29:00
Speaker 2: you got your bunny rabbit. You gotta look at what
29:02
Speaker 2: it is, But you got your swamp rabbit. It's just
29:04
Speaker 2: basically a rabbit that lives in the swamp. It's a
29:06
Speaker 2: gray squirrel, of of of rabbits.
29:09
Speaker 1: He looking at a rabbit here like he's seen some ship.
29:13
Speaker 2: He's seen some ship. He lives in the swamp. Man,
29:15
Speaker 2: this isn't the swamps of Georgia.
29:16
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean literally like a swap pastor or a
29:20
Speaker 1: swamp nurse or a swamp like you know, good, good
29:24
Speaker 1: sounded person. But as soon as you put swamp in
29:27
Speaker 1: there's like like even swamp pass. It's a terrible thing.
29:30
Speaker 3: It's back.
29:30
Speaker 1: Yeah. I mean you can say yeah, but as soon
29:35
Speaker 1: as somebody goes, I'm a swamp pass man, you're like,
29:37
Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, what's wrong with you? You know it supposed to
29:39
Speaker 1: a swamp in there.
29:39
Speaker 2: It's you say, you say to somebody, it's a rabbit.
29:43
Speaker 2: It's a swamp rabbit on the video right, so this
29:48
Speaker 2: swamp rabbit was paddling like hell towards a boat containing
29:55
Speaker 2: President Jimmy Carter.
29:56
Speaker 3: I love the idea that the especially the Secret Service.
29:59
Speaker 3: We're going, what color is that rabbit?
30:04
Speaker 2: What are we doing here? Like is this like is
30:05
Speaker 2: this like a wind up Russian like missile or something?
30:08
Speaker 3: Yeah, you would do like so.
30:11
Speaker 2: And again I have questions some because up until I
30:13
Speaker 2: read this story earlier today, I didn't know rabbits good swim.
30:17
Speaker 2: Didn't no rabbits good swim.
30:21
Speaker 3: Jesus Sorry.
30:22
Speaker 1: I've admired a bunch of these monsters and they're swimming
30:26
Speaker 1: like this one here there was one rabbit. I swear
30:28
Speaker 1: to God, it's got real true cameo on. It's not
30:30
Speaker 1: even funny. It's like he looks like he did himself.
30:32
Speaker 2: He's got the real on him. Yeah, the President Carter
30:37
Speaker 2: had had the oar of his boat and he splashed
30:39
Speaker 2: in the water. Get the fuck you're away from me
30:41
Speaker 2: here now, you rabbit. And the rabbit was like, all right,
30:43
Speaker 2: we'll screw you on your boat and turned and swam off.
30:47
Speaker 2: And that was that, Tom And that should have been that.
30:51
Speaker 2: Go on, Okay, Yeah, looked out into the water, rabbit
30:57
Speaker 2: swimming towards me. I splashed the ear in the water
30:59
Speaker 2: and fucked off right right.
31:02
Speaker 1: Sounds so totally plausible. Totally plausible.
31:05
Speaker 2: Okay. So Carter went back to the White House afterwards,
31:09
Speaker 2: like months after, and he was just like chit chatting
31:13
Speaker 2: and having the crack with his press secretary in there,
31:16
Speaker 2: and they were just there like jabbering and going and
31:18
Speaker 2: ford and he turns on and goes, I'll never tell
31:21
Speaker 2: you the time, but the rabbit that game swimming for me.
31:24
Speaker 2: They're like, mister President, what the hell you talking about there? Hees, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:27
Speaker 2: I was out in the swamps of Georgia and this
31:28
Speaker 2: rabbit comes swimming across the border at me, and I'm
31:30
Speaker 2: bad luck when he's eyeing, so he did so I
31:32
Speaker 2: was like, you get the fuck out of here, and
31:35
Speaker 2: the press Edgary was like, that's I don't know. I
31:38
Speaker 2: didn't know rabbits could swim, mister president. But fair enough,
31:40
Speaker 2: and he goes, no, no, no, no, no. It was because
31:43
Speaker 2: what happened to him. There was a photographer with character
31:46
Speaker 2: at the time on the bank of the river just
31:47
Speaker 2: taking a picture of him in his boat. And Carter
31:51
Speaker 2: went into the house. I came back. It wasn't that
31:54
Speaker 2: he pulled it up in his phone. He didn't have
31:55
Speaker 2: phones right even into the house. And he came out
31:57
Speaker 2: with the picture, goes here you go, look at that.
31:58
Speaker 2: That's me in the boat. And look in the water.
32:01
Speaker 2: There there's a rabbit. And the press secretary was like, listen,
32:04
Speaker 2: mister Carter, mister President, I can't really see I can't
32:09
Speaker 2: really see a rabbit there, you know, it's just like
32:11
Speaker 2: a ripple in the water. So Carter, because he had
32:15
Speaker 2: called better to be at in nineteen seventy nine, yeah,
32:20
Speaker 2: he went back, did he He went in and he
32:23
Speaker 2: got like the Secret Service to blow up the photo
32:26
Speaker 2: to like huge size, like it heads. It had enhands,
32:30
Speaker 2: enhands in hands right, run it through the CIA's computer
32:33
Speaker 2: with the banks of tapes and the and pointed in
32:36
Speaker 2: the water, and god damn it, Tom, if press secretary
32:41
Speaker 2: didn't have to say, you know what, mister President, you're
32:44
Speaker 2: absolutely right, that is a rabbit swimming to work.
32:47
Speaker 3: In the water. Was like, you know, yeah, you would
32:51
Speaker 3: thought that's it.
32:52
Speaker 2: Yeah, Carter like, I think we solved I think we
32:55
Speaker 2: solved an issue today about who was and wasn't a liar, right,
33:03
Speaker 2: And then he says to the Press secretary and I
33:05
Speaker 2: just just like, you know, it's not a story I
33:07
Speaker 2: won't get night. I just wanted to know that a
33:09
Speaker 2: rabbit comes swimming at me and the press secretary he
33:11
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I'm not going to tell anybody. Yeah,
33:13
Speaker 2: he's the press secretary.
33:15
Speaker 3: Tom, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
33:16
Speaker 1: Yeah. He didn't talk to the secrets secretary.
33:20
Speaker 2: No, he didn't talk to the to the keep your
33:22
Speaker 2: Mouth Shot Society owner. No, no, no. The Press Secretary
33:26
Speaker 2: went for a couple of drinks with members of the
33:29
Speaker 2: Associated Press and had the chet chats and cam here
33:33
Speaker 2: did I ever tell you? But you never tell you
33:34
Speaker 2: about Carter and the rabbit. They're like, no, go and
33:36
Speaker 2: tell us. He's like, this fucking rabbit comes swimming and
33:45
Speaker 2: they're like, hey, Jack, come here, listen to this. It's
33:49
Speaker 2: like tell him what you told me. So Carter's on
33:51
Speaker 2: a boat and this rabbit comes swimming out at him,
33:54
Speaker 2: and this was like huge news. And this is we're
33:58
Speaker 2: into August now at this stage. By the time it's
34:00
Speaker 2: filtered down through people and Ward gets back to the
34:03
Speaker 2: White House, like, mister President, there's a story about to
34:06
Speaker 2: break this week about you getting attacked by a rabbit.
34:08
Speaker 2: It's not good. Carter's like, god, damn, where did that
34:12
Speaker 2: get out? It's like, what you told enough people to
34:16
Speaker 2: get this story out here, and here it is coming
34:18
Speaker 2: back to get you.
34:19
Speaker 1: Smash cut to a rabbit on the phone to somebody.
34:21
Speaker 3: Good, You're never gonna believe who I know this bit. Yeah,
34:24
Speaker 3: we got him.
34:26
Speaker 2: But now the picture of Carter on the rabbit wasn't
34:29
Speaker 2: it wasn't in the public domain. Nobody had it or
34:31
Speaker 2: anything like that, so nobody had it to print. But
34:33
Speaker 2: they printed the story anyway, President Carter attacked by killer rabbit.
34:37
Speaker 2: And they had like they had little cartoons and it
34:40
Speaker 2: was like a cartoon. It was like the poster of Jaws,
34:44
Speaker 2: you know the poster, Yeah, yeah, yeah, And it's.
34:46
Speaker 1: Like character on a boat and like I've seen that,
34:49
Speaker 1: I've seen the.
34:49
Speaker 2: Rabbit coming up underneath him. Yeah, yeah, yeah, and it
34:53
Speaker 2: really character's are one term president and people are saying
34:56
Speaker 2: like this story almost certainly had a lot to do
34:58
Speaker 2: with about like here's this president that's flapping out a
35:02
Speaker 2: rabbit in the water to defend himself, as like you
35:05
Speaker 2: expect this man to look after us in Iran, you know,
35:10
Speaker 2: is this the guy that you want defending you know,
35:14
Speaker 2: us in an oil crisis. This guy, he can't defend
35:17
Speaker 2: himself against a rabbit. And it really torpedo Carter, you know,
35:22
Speaker 2: run for the second second term in presidency, and it
35:25
Speaker 2: was only after Ronald Reagan, who kicked him out, got
35:29
Speaker 2: into office and had you know whatever their version of
35:32
Speaker 2: the Freedom of Information Act. Reagan's in the door like
35:34
Speaker 2: two days ago, was like, oh yeah, I got to
35:36
Speaker 2: see that picture with the rabbit.
35:41
Speaker 1: As a rabbit just steps out of the the edge
35:44
Speaker 1: of the swam, pulls off like a Michie Impossible style
35:46
Speaker 1: less and it's just some rushing for the walk. Yeah,
35:51
Speaker 1: President Carter has been sunk.
35:54
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you know Reagan went in and he started
35:56
Speaker 2: pouching around the drawers until he found the picture of
35:58
Speaker 2: the rabbit and now you can see it yourself. It's
36:01
Speaker 2: it's up on a goddamn Wikipedia probably looked at it.
36:04
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's to be fair.
36:06
Speaker 1: I wanted more. I want to see him actually that
36:08
Speaker 1: you know, coming up out of the water like taking
36:10
Speaker 1: a bite at him.
36:11
Speaker 2: It's it's so harmless. It's such a harmless like thing.
36:14
Speaker 2: But again, where's there. Where's our killer rabbit? Now, where's
36:19
Speaker 2: our killer rabbert? To take down any number of political
36:22
Speaker 2: enemies around the world, Tom, that's what I want to know.
36:25
Speaker 1: We need to get his teeth sharpened up in the
36:26
Speaker 1: whole militia of him.
36:27
Speaker 2: Right there you go, there you go, So there you go,
36:29
Speaker 2: Easter Bunny or that lad for this weekend, and need
36:33
Speaker 2: to throw back to a secondary this led the killer
36:35
Speaker 2: rabbit that attacked President Jimmy Carter. All these things came
36:39
Speaker 2: Tom actually nineteen seventy nine of the year before I
36:42
Speaker 2: was born. But we're going to leave the show here tonight,
36:44
Speaker 2: Tom with our new segment, which we love very much
36:46
Speaker 2: because you and I exist in the fo from a
36:48
Speaker 2: life Tom born just in time for old ways to
36:52
Speaker 2: die off, came of age as new things were coming along,
36:56
Speaker 2: So we take a look back at some of the
36:57
Speaker 2: things we've done seeing Tom. In segment we call we
37:01
Speaker 2: remember when when I was a.
37:04
Speaker 3: Young lad twenty or thirty or forty years ago. Now
37:08
Speaker 3: we gave this one.
37:09
Speaker 1: We are topical and at that point this actually piqued
37:12
Speaker 1: our interest because given the huge in fairness, it is
37:15
Speaker 1: a huge I know you wouldn't be a big goldfan.
37:17
Speaker 1: I'm not a big goldfan, but I do appreciate. I
37:20
Speaker 1: appreciate how fucking difficult that sport is. Emotionally it does
37:28
Speaker 1: a lot right.
37:28
Speaker 2: But Ireland, I walk around fields, Tom, I know, I
37:32
Speaker 2: know the straining, computing.
37:33
Speaker 1: The man I know, and Ireland's Ireland's own. Say that
37:37
Speaker 1: out loud there now for anybody kind of going.
37:40
Speaker 3: Ireland's own.
37:41
Speaker 1: Rory McElroy finally got around to getting his mister Gilmour's jacket,
37:46
Speaker 1: his green jacket.
37:48
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you, Tom, I thought he'd won several
37:50
Speaker 2: of those over the years. I was not aware that
37:52
Speaker 2: this was the one that eluded them.
37:53
Speaker 1: All is all this time, he's done it at all,
37:55
Speaker 1: and he's kind of a self unfortunately, he's kind of
37:57
Speaker 1: a self imploding and me player. But typically you know
38:01
Speaker 1: the Sunday will say of the tournament, Victoria kicks off
38:05
Speaker 1: of the Friday, he's flying it and then he tends
38:07
Speaker 1: to self. He does, he wents the bed, he ships
38:10
Speaker 1: the bed. But as they described as a topsy turtle
38:14
Speaker 1: final round made for great television because Justin Rose found
38:18
Speaker 1: himself just kind of been thrown into the you know,
38:21
Speaker 1: the the number two spot because mclroy, who had a
38:25
Speaker 1: huge fucking leader Saturday, decided just that missing.
38:28
Speaker 2: Ship, driving balls into the water.
38:30
Speaker 3: Ara for fox sake. Oh there's some said, let's ram
38:32
Speaker 3: it into that, you know.
38:34
Speaker 1: Now pulled off an amazing, amazing like eagle getting shots
38:38
Speaker 1: and stuff like bending and then missing putts.
38:42
Speaker 2: But he went on and he he won, And I
38:45
Speaker 2: gotta tell you Tom, and indeed, just to show how
38:47
Speaker 2: the show has made folks, he very nearly made it
38:49
Speaker 2: into this land this week. But we had Thatt hockey
38:52
Speaker 2: player last week. So we can't beat the sports. But
38:55
Speaker 2: we remember when Tom, Yes, we remember when. We remember
38:58
Speaker 2: when Rory McElroy just won the Masters.
39:00
Speaker 3: It was only a day or two, the eighty ninety case.
39:03
Speaker 1: I thought there was way more, but it is eighty
39:05
Speaker 1: ninth Master Master's tournament.
39:09
Speaker 2: But it put me in a mind, Tom, and this
39:12
Speaker 2: is this is the this is the strange thing that
39:14
Speaker 2: people listening to the show might not be familiar with
39:17
Speaker 2: or aware of it. We remember when pitch and putt
39:20
Speaker 2: took over Ireland, like that happened in our lifetime, Buddy,
39:24
Speaker 2: did you were you were aware of that pitch and
39:27
Speaker 2: put the standard little low power two club drop it
39:34
Speaker 2: and drop it and hit it game is a relatively
39:38
Speaker 2: new thing, Tom. I remember when the first pitch and
39:41
Speaker 2: put course opened beside my homeless It was in any skein.
39:46
Speaker 2: I remember that very very well, nineteen eighty nine, I
39:49
Speaker 2: want to say nineteen eighty eight. There there about President
39:52
Speaker 2: Robinson came along nineteen ninety to christened the whole goddamn
39:55
Speaker 2: lot go ahead. But when I was looking it up today,
39:59
Speaker 2: it's one of the oldest ones in Ireland. The end
40:02
Speaker 2: scheme pitching pot course is one of the oldest ones
40:04
Speaker 2: in Ireland. So we're talking a thing that's really only
40:06
Speaker 2: about thirty years old. Here's another thing I found in
40:09
Speaker 2: my research, Tom, Pitch and Putt.
40:13
Speaker 1: Go on.
40:13
Speaker 3: Didn't Cork invented in Cork.
40:15
Speaker 1: There's Cork, people. This is just good I forget told you.
40:17
Speaker 3: I don't.
40:18
Speaker 2: I told about that in the pub. I wouldn't believe. Yeah,
40:21
Speaker 2: but they're a man from man and saying it. So
40:22
Speaker 2: that's a trustworthy advice.
40:23
Speaker 1: I do you know what, when I started playing, I
40:25
Speaker 1: touched any kind of golf at all until until I
40:28
Speaker 1: started building golf courses. There, that's what a step, that's literally.
40:32
Speaker 1: I was like, when I did my first Panta, they
40:34
Speaker 1: were like, wow, how many pettes have you ever been?
40:35
Speaker 3: Have you seen?
40:35
Speaker 1: The were like a mid one and I don't know
40:37
Speaker 1: anything else about it, but it was a pitching putch
40:41
Speaker 1: in golf course in Douglas. And I enjoyed that way
40:45
Speaker 1: more than actual golf because golf golf seemed to be
40:48
Speaker 1: a nawful heap of commitment. Well, I loved I loved
40:51
Speaker 1: the two club fucking scenario with this this.
40:54
Speaker 2: Petch and oh the thing, here's here's how, here's how
40:57
Speaker 2: pitching putt grabbed and and don't believe us if you
41:01
Speaker 2: don't want nineteen thirties, no pitching pot society kicks off
41:04
Speaker 2: then in Cork pitching pot and now it's the world
41:07
Speaker 2: over for what can I tell you? Because Cork people
41:10
Speaker 2: are too lazy to play real golf. I don't know right.
41:14
Speaker 3: Members of the old that it could say that defintely
41:17
Speaker 3: not trying.
41:18
Speaker 2: To buy on the golfers in Cork. Here's where pitch
41:22
Speaker 2: and pot grabbed a stranglehold in this country. I want
41:24
Speaker 2: to say, Tom, late eighties, the country's coming out of
41:26
Speaker 2: a recession. Yeah, golf, the game itself is beyond the
41:29
Speaker 2: ken of the working man. Yes, yeah, of a middle
41:32
Speaker 2: class man. You can't you know, a set of golf clubs. No,
41:36
Speaker 2: I don't have disposable income to buy that membership of
41:40
Speaker 2: an exclusive club. I don't have the money to buy that.
41:43
Speaker 2: But I can drop a fiver once a week and
41:45
Speaker 2: they give me a pair of clubs to pitch and
41:47
Speaker 2: put around the eighteen holes of a couple of acres
41:51
Speaker 2: of ground and have a bit of crack. I can
41:53
Speaker 2: do that with the best of men. And you'll find
41:55
Speaker 2: that from the late eighties early nineties, all of a
41:58
Speaker 2: sudden this was, like I want to say, like every
42:01
Speaker 2: town in Ireland, or every township er in Ireland, if
42:05
Speaker 2: there was if there was land there that you couldn't
42:07
Speaker 2: get planning permission to build on a sure like you know,
42:10
Speaker 2: just come in design nine holes, eighteen holes, and you
42:14
Speaker 2: will draw a crowd. You will draw a crowd. Into
42:16
Speaker 2: the mid to nineties, Tom pitching Pot became one of
42:20
Speaker 2: my you know, go tos of a Sunday.
42:23
Speaker 1: You are absolutely dying of a hangover, Tom.
42:26
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, And on Saturday you get a feet points.
42:29
Speaker 2: You wouldn't be fit for not in the next day,
42:31
Speaker 2: So what'll we do. A bit of fresh air might
42:33
Speaker 2: cure us. Let's go and play Why was I used.
42:37
Speaker 1: To play it prior to the pub to keep me
42:39
Speaker 1: out of the pub on a Saturday.
42:41
Speaker 2: Oh, to prolong the day portion of the day.
42:44
Speaker 1: Yes, And it would, of course in variably somebody would
42:47
Speaker 1: have a ken in their jacket or something they're like, well,
42:51
Speaker 1: for fox sake, we're on now.
42:52
Speaker 3: And that was the thing.
42:53
Speaker 1: It was kind of acceptable that nobody was scoffing if
42:56
Speaker 1: you had an all couple of counts in the pocket.
42:59
Speaker 2: No, you try doing that at the cake club and
43:01
Speaker 2: let me know how you get on.
43:02
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, I mean you're going to be lifted
43:04
Speaker 1: out by a guy in white gloves, you know, by
43:06
Speaker 1: the collar, like and he'll call you a Rep. Skellion
43:09
Speaker 1: or something stupid like that, and you have, boy, you boy,
43:12
Speaker 1: and he'll paddle you in front of all the members,
43:15
Speaker 1: you know.
43:15
Speaker 3: And then the great thing was he used to keep
43:18
Speaker 3: me out of the pub.
43:19
Speaker 1: And then we were done by about five o'clock when
43:21
Speaker 1: the midgies started attack, and you're gonna go, well, I
43:23
Speaker 1: think that's We're all kind of looking at each other
43:25
Speaker 1: going we've gotten like eight nine, ten holes in. We're like,
43:28
Speaker 1: I think we're all are we all thirsty? And it's
43:31
Speaker 1: totally acceptable now right, this is five o'clock in the evenings.
43:34
Speaker 1: We're not a bunch of absolute Okay, let's do this.
43:37
Speaker 1: I know how I'm done, tro I, I've for finished.
43:40
Speaker 1: I bought the clubs because I went they're only like
43:43
Speaker 1: twenty or thirty fo each, threw them in the boot
43:45
Speaker 1: of the car. Do I give a shit if a
43:46
Speaker 1: gas bottle gets sucked in on a Thursday evening at
43:48
Speaker 1: the top of him, nah, do you know? I to
43:52
Speaker 1: the point I even had golf shoes. But that was
43:53
Speaker 1: because of the job I was in, because sometimes you
43:55
Speaker 1: have to go on price things and I'd have to
43:56
Speaker 1: pretend like I knew what I was talking about your
43:58
Speaker 1: So I had for golf shoes, had a prinkle jumper
44:00
Speaker 1: Jerry that I never wore anywhere bar to work gigs
44:05
Speaker 1: to price the jobs, do you know what I mean?
44:07
Speaker 1: But there it wasn't You're one hundred percent right. Every
44:12
Speaker 1: single town there was villages popped up with pitching put
44:16
Speaker 1: that aren't there now, like twenty twenty five. They're not
44:19
Speaker 1: there now.
44:19
Speaker 2: They by the way, or they became workarounds for the
44:23
Speaker 2: planet permission time turns out you ken put a hound
44:25
Speaker 2: of houses on it.
44:26
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah. And the great thing about
44:29
Speaker 1: like there's next to nothing you need just a t
44:31
Speaker 1: box and a bit of a green It doesn't need
44:34
Speaker 1: maybe the odd lump in between. Some of the fancy
44:36
Speaker 1: ones would have a bunker as well, you know, but
44:39
Speaker 1: like you.
44:39
Speaker 2: Know, eighteen holes time, there wasn't eighteen bunkers.
44:42
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, exactly.
44:44
Speaker 1: A few well a few holes actually crossed over each
44:46
Speaker 1: other so they might end up using the same bunker.
44:48
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly. There was a few used to patch in
44:50
Speaker 1: the same fairway, if you know what I mean. But
44:52
Speaker 1: the great thing was you aren't killing yourself panting up
44:55
Speaker 1: and down the maximumrror allowed. Actually, and I'm only looking
44:57
Speaker 1: at it here. I didn't realize there was that it
44:59
Speaker 1: was one hundred yards, which is ninety meters total course length.
45:03
Speaker 1: So this means you could you've gotta have a couple
45:06
Speaker 1: of real short ones and I reckon you're crossing over
45:08
Speaker 1: a few times. To twelve hundred meters is the maximum
45:12
Speaker 1: you're allowed, do you know what I mean? So that's
45:13
Speaker 1: really yeah, twelve hundred meters is the Maximu're out? Like
45:17
Speaker 1: that's not that's a little over. That's maybe thirteen holes,
45:20
Speaker 1: So you're gonna have to short, you know, if you
45:22
Speaker 1: if you only have a fifty meter hole, or like
45:24
Speaker 1: I said, you have nine and like nine and ten
45:28
Speaker 1: often crossed over each other, if you know what I mean,
45:29
Speaker 1: So you could play back the way you're really only
45:31
Speaker 1: playing on nine holes, like you know what I mean.
45:34
Speaker 3: But it was fine and you.
45:36
Speaker 1: Use a maximum. You can have three clubs, you have
45:38
Speaker 1: two different wedges.
45:40
Speaker 2: Could Yeah I only ever played pitching port with me too.
45:43
Speaker 3: But I know that you could. You were allowed to
45:45
Speaker 3: have three.
45:45
Speaker 1: But you're getting the bag here, like there was the
45:47
Speaker 1: odd Lands then that actually had a tiny little skinny bag.
45:50
Speaker 1: Do you ever see that?
45:53
Speaker 2: Not really?
45:53
Speaker 1: If to look no bigger, do you know the hockey
45:55
Speaker 1: bag the hockey stick bag, which whatever you fuck you
45:58
Speaker 1: needed a bag for.
45:59
Speaker 3: I don't know.
46:00
Speaker 1: You could just carry the thing anyway, but it would
46:03
Speaker 1: be about to size that lads would have their three
46:05
Speaker 1: little clubs. And you're telling the world there.
46:07
Speaker 2: Now, what do you tell in the world that to
46:10
Speaker 2: play golf?
46:11
Speaker 3: There you go.
46:12
Speaker 1: Let's just play pitch and put not tell everybody were scumbags. Please,
46:15
Speaker 1: do you know what I mean? Let's do this for
46:20
Speaker 1: God's sake.
46:20
Speaker 2: Yes, I've never enjoyed to play golf. I've only ever
46:26
Speaker 2: played like five rounds of golf in my lifetime. And
46:28
Speaker 2: anytime I get to run about the eighth hole or
46:30
Speaker 2: something like that, I'm like this, can we go home? Yeah,
46:33
Speaker 2: I'm good. I took two balls with me and I
46:36
Speaker 2: drove the two of them into into the hedges, not
46:38
Speaker 2: going in to get them. So I guess I'm just
46:40
Speaker 2: I guess I'm just walking here. But pitch pot, you know,
46:43
Speaker 2: you get to you know, you bring your ball back
46:45
Speaker 2: and you get pound for there you go. And if
46:48
Speaker 2: you found another ball along the way and you brought
46:50
Speaker 2: that back, which as well, you could be up money
46:51
Speaker 2: by the time of the day was out.
46:53
Speaker 1: I tried, I tried to get into golf, and there
46:56
Speaker 1: was a lot of interesting things to talk about with golf,
46:58
Speaker 1: and I appreciate how difficult it is, a good sportsman
47:00
Speaker 1: and ever, but like Joe killed me, I wasn't class
47:08
Speaker 1: at it. That's what kill you. And I was like,
47:11
Speaker 1: this would take way more than I have interest to
47:14
Speaker 1: get class. Lads seemed to be and it was so sad.
47:18
Speaker 1: You're looking over at lads who bought all this gear
47:20
Speaker 1: and maybe the you know, the whole playing down for
47:22
Speaker 1: me or whatever you're going. Jesus Christ, you've obviously been
47:26
Speaker 1: doing this years and you're still you think, absolutely abysmal,
47:32
Speaker 1: Your poor bastard, Like how much do you hate your family?
47:36
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, how much do you not want to
47:38
Speaker 2: be here for five hours?
47:39
Speaker 1: There are loads of things that you could have spent
47:41
Speaker 1: way less time doing and you've got oh it's nice
47:43
Speaker 1: to be on dear and get a walk, but you're
47:45
Speaker 1: not really you're not building any sort of cardio like
47:49
Speaker 1: you like, it's not like you're cracking at three hundred
47:52
Speaker 1: yards like John Daely doesn't even get like John Daly
47:55
Speaker 1: is the coolest thing that would make me want to
47:56
Speaker 1: watch golf because he's a lunatic and he drives golf
48:00
Speaker 1: balls with a fag out of the side of his
48:01
Speaker 1: mouth off the top of the cant.
48:02
Speaker 3: Do you know what I mean?
48:03
Speaker 1: Do you know?
48:04
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm going to tell you how
48:05
Speaker 2: I'm Actually the only thing that I enjoyed more than
48:07
Speaker 2: pitching port in my time was the very rare driving
48:10
Speaker 2: range I went where you paid twenty euro you get
48:13
Speaker 2: a bucket of balls and you just sit there driving
48:15
Speaker 2: them into the wilderness.
48:16
Speaker 1: Do you want to hear about that? As ukn best
48:18
Speaker 1: driving range I've ever played? You got this has to
48:23
Speaker 1: be some sort of illegal shit like there was one
48:26
Speaker 1: in the UK in Manchester. We played that and we
48:30
Speaker 1: went to what's it bolted or someplace we were in. Essentially,
48:35
Speaker 1: a lad would run across a full kind of you know,
48:39
Speaker 1: like the dog suits, the dog security dog suits that
48:43
Speaker 1: and he'd run as square as like a cartoon character
48:48
Speaker 1: with a helmet on, like a motorbike helmet on. And
48:51
Speaker 1: I because there was different layers and ever, this was
48:53
Speaker 1: all little at nighttime, but it was a big kind
48:55
Speaker 1: of huge netted box. We're talking one hundred meters high
48:58
Speaker 1: by like it was mad the size of this. We're
49:01
Speaker 1: all driving off kind of a hill at this time.
49:03
Speaker 1: We'll go running across and we'd all try and hit him,
49:06
Speaker 1: of course.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, like the bomb suit from the hot line.
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Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're like and we get like
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Speaker 1: the odd person would get him and like a ball
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Speaker 1: would pick off his helmet, and I I'm sure this
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Speaker 1: stuff was. He didn't feel it at the time as
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Speaker 1: a young guy, no doubt, but like you get hit
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Speaker 1: one of those and one hundreds, oh yeah, you know,
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Speaker 1: you're definitely even by Kelvina, you're definitely getting ct because
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Speaker 1: you know that helmet isn't brand new, you know what
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Speaker 1: I mean.
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Speaker 3: That's taking some one that is belonging to the company.
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Speaker 3: You know what I mean. That's not your helmet you
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Speaker 3: brought in from home, Like, that's belonging.
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Speaker 1: To all the lad's gotta go to that helmet, like.
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Well look at I think we've given
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Speaker 2: these people plenty to do over the weekend. Tom, if
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Speaker 1: that year, it's I've got a busy night ahead of me.
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Speaker 2: I've got a dreadfully busy night ahead of me as well.
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Speaker 1: Tom there's a hair after making his way across my garden.
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Speaker 1: We got the long got his first haircut. I say, lord,
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Speaker 1: it's a fucking haggard. Haggard at the minute, and of
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