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Hour 3 - Thunder Down Under · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Ding Dong. We are right at the door your audio
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  Speaker 1: door here and our.
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  Speaker 2: Number three, our number three, the question who deserves the
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  Speaker 2: most of the Rocky Mountain Blame Trout for Denver's collapse
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  Speaker 2: down the stretch, as OKC is one win away from
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  Speaker 2: the conference finals, as Denver had the lead going to
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  Speaker 2: the fourth quarter and blew it. The popular opinion by
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  Speaker 2: popular people is that the Niccola Jokic Nuggets have just
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  Speaker 2: run out of gas because they're lacking depth in the
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  Speaker 2: fourth quarter of these games. Does that work for you?
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  Speaker 2: And what are the chances in Portland, Oregon that the
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  Speaker 2: Trailblazers who are for sale now stay on the Oregon Trail.
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  Speaker 2: We'll talk about that and more right now. It's a
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  Speaker 2: hammer dunk in our number three. Watch out from that
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  Speaker 2: thunder down under the NBA. Welcome in the beginning of
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  Speaker 2: another hour of the Ben Malor Show. We are in
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  Speaker 2: truck Stop Fungus sent me a message. He said he
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  Speaker 2: was in Seattle and he saw someone he claims defecate
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  Speaker 2: outside of the Mariners Ballpark.
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  Speaker 1: Random. I don't know that's true or not, but he
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  Speaker 1: said he said it, so it's kind of a random
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  Speaker 1: thing to say. Uh, yeah, he did.
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  Speaker 2: hour is from oak Lahoma City. The dust Bowl was
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  Speaker 2: the center square as the NBA playoff schedule continuously late game.
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  Speaker 1: Were you watching? I know Kyrie in OKAC was watching.
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  Speaker 1: I know that.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if you were watching. But the pivotal
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  Speaker 2: Game five. The winner of Game five and a time
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  Speaker 2: series often goes on to win the series.
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  Speaker 3: Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bruh.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So you got the Joker Nuggets versus SGA
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  Speaker 2: and the Thunder the set up to two. And if
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  Speaker 2: you missed the game, Shade jogis Alexander getting it done,
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  Speaker 2: the ex Clipper who's gonna win the MVP barring some
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  Speaker 2: kind of shocking upset. Shade jogis Alexander thirty one points,
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  Speaker 2: all cat On up and Oklahoma City trailing going to
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  Speaker 2: the fourth quarter. They were down at one point by
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  Speaker 2: double digits. They worked all the way back and they
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  Speaker 2: get the win over the Denver basketball team. They win
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  Speaker 2: by seven, and they're up three games to two in
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  Speaker 2: the Western Conference semi finals. So the Thunder overcame a
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  Speaker 2: domination situation by the Joker. And the other day of
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  Speaker 2: the story was he's worn out, The Jokic is washed up.
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  Speaker 2: All of a sudden, he's out of energy, and then
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  Speaker 2: he goes out puts up a forty four burger fifteen
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  Speaker 2: rebound night for Nicola Jokic, and it wasn't enough. So
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  Speaker 2: OKC can punch their ticket to the Final four of
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  Speaker 2: the NBA on Thursday. That game in Denver in Denver,
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  Speaker 2: So let us discuss the question who deserves the most
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  Speaker 2: Rocky Mountain blame trout. That's what we're doing, the rocky Mountain,
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  Speaker 2: not oysters, the blame trout for Denver's collapse in the
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  Speaker 2: fourth quarter, down the stretch of the game. So I've
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  Speaker 2: got loaf, lung capacity, and night writer, and we will
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  Speaker 2: combine all of these things together, and we are going
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  Speaker 2: to give you a couple of pharmacy grade ibuprofen because
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  Speaker 2: you probably have a headache if you like the Nuggets.
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  Speaker 2: The better story, though, is in that locker room, the
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  Speaker 2: losing locker room. So that is where we will go.
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  Speaker 2: And my first thought on who deserves the blame, let's
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  Speaker 2: start out with Jamal Murray and then we'll move on
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  Speaker 2: to Michael Porter, but we'll start with Jamal Murray, who
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  Speaker 2: is the number two option. Look, so I had this
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  Speaker 2: game on I four go. I gave up watching baseball.
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  Speaker 2: I watched this game so you would not have to.
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  Speaker 2: And Jamal Murray was playing at a very high level.
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  Speaker 2: He was playing above his skill level.
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  Speaker 1: I would argue. For much of the game.
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  Speaker 2: He had twenty four points going to the fourth quarter
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  Speaker 2: and was playing relatively well. There was like a stretch
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  Speaker 2: where he missed a bunch of shots, but other than
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  Speaker 2: that he was doing pretty well. Through three quarters. He
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  Speaker 2: was playing the role of the helper to Yoki, and
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  Speaker 2: then they flipped the clock to the fourth quarter.
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  Speaker 1: Game on the line.
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  Speaker 2: Jamal Murray in crunch time took six shots, missed five
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  Speaker 2: of them, had four points, no assists, one turnover, and
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  Speaker 2: was useless for the most part on the court. He
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  Speaker 2: rode the vomit comet Jamal Murray road de vomit coming
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  Speaker 2: now Michael Porter, who was delivering daggers in the previous
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  Speaker 2: round against the Clippers and has made big shots here
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  Speaker 2: as well.
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  Speaker 1: Lousy from soup to nuts. Not good, not good.
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  Speaker 2: The sorcery that this cat had, Porter, Hey, Porter, the
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  Speaker 2: sorcery that he had earlier in the playoffs flickered and
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  Speaker 2: faded in this game.
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  Speaker 1: And he had a cardio fourth quarter. There's a theme.
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  Speaker 1: He had the cardio fourth quarter.
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  Speaker 2: No points, no rebounds, no assist, oh three shooting. You
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  Speaker 2: get a zero, you get a zero, you get a zero,
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  Speaker 2: you get a zero. A lot of zeros overall. Porter
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  Speaker 2: took seven shots in the game. He was one for seven. Now,
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  Speaker 2: I didn't play in the NBA. I don't think that's good.
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  Speaker 1: You're just the overnight guy.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that was putastic. Two points in twenty nine minutes
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  Speaker 2: from a starting ballplayer. Two points in twenty nine minutes.
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  Speaker 2: But from top to bottom, from top to bottom, the
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  Speaker 2: supporting actors for the Nuggets served up a fool's gold loaf.
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  Speaker 1: A fool's gold loaf, as.
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  Speaker 2: Mike, who lives in the Denver area, told me via email,
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  Speaker 2: this is a local delicacy in the Denver area. He
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  Speaker 2: wanted me to include this, he said, I would not
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  Speaker 2: do it, so in you fasce Mike, I included it.
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  Speaker 2: So what is a Fool's gold gloaf?
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  Speaker 1: You ask?
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  Speaker 2: So it is a hollowed out loaf of bread, warmed
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  Speaker 2: and stuffed, kind of like OKC handed the Nuggets. They
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  Speaker 2: were a hollowed out loaf of bread in the fourth
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  Speaker 2: quarter and they were warmed and then they got stuffed
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  Speaker 2: by Okay. See Denver shot in the final minutes of
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  Speaker 2: this game. Denver shot less than twenty four percent five
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  Speaker 2: of twenty one. They missed sixteen of their twenty one
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  Speaker 2: shots on the fourth quarter from the floor from free
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  Speaker 2: point land less than ten percent, one of twelve, one
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  Speaker 2: of twelve from three point land. Now, secondly, there's a
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  Speaker 2: theme among the basketball elites that I would like to address.
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  Speaker 2: As you know, I mean theme buster, not a MythBuster,
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  Speaker 2: a theme buster. So the popular opinion by popular people
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  Speaker 2: is that the Nicola jokicch Nuggets have just run out
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  Speaker 2: of cass. It is so exhausting, such a struggle these
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  Speaker 2: NBA playoffs. They lack the depth. It's not their fault,
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  Speaker 2: they just don't have depth. Does this work for you?
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  Speaker 2: Does this work for you? So I am shaking my head. No,
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  Speaker 2: you can't see me, but I'm shaking my no. Now,
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  Speaker 2: this is a good way to play, right, There's a
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  Speaker 2: good way to play dodgeball from responsibility. And that is
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  Speaker 2: a pet peeple Like who knew that the Denver basketball
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  Speaker 2: team was in a triathlon? That you were starting out swimming,
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  Speaker 2: then you were cycling, and.
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  Speaker 1: Then you were running.
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  Speaker 2: I had no idea the NBA playoffs we're swimming, cycling
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  Speaker 2: and running a triathlon.
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  Speaker 1: But here we are.
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  Speaker 2: It is literally and figuratively your job to be in
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  Speaker 2: peak physical condition. You don't play back to back games
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  Speaker 2: in the NBA. You have the top trainers in basketball,
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  Speaker 2: you have the support staff. You stay at five star hotels.
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  Speaker 2: When you're on the road, you're traveled by private chartered
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  Speaker 2: planes that are luxury. You have luxury buses, often with
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  Speaker 2: police escort to take you around. And we're supposed to
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  Speaker 2: have a pity party because the Denver Nuggets, according to
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  Speaker 2: the media, excuse makers are just they're they're so bedraggled
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  Speaker 2: by what's going on. And the other thing that I
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  Speaker 2: wanted to mention here, because this happens every time a
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  Speaker 2: Denver sports team is in the playoffs.
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  Speaker 1: What do we get, right?
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  Speaker 2: We get the same storyline that the Nuggets, they play
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  Speaker 2: in Denver, they have a competitive advantage because of altitude.
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  Speaker 2: Capital a altitude, right, you all got a competitive advantage.
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  Speaker 2: You're superhuman, you live in Denver. You love to brag
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  Speaker 2: about five and eighty feet above sea level. You wear
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  Speaker 2: that on your jersey. Sometimes that is a flex you flex,
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  Speaker 2: you flex, you flex, you flex. You love that And
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  Speaker 2: as a result of that right you're supposed to have
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  Speaker 2: if you're in you live in altitude. Olympic athletes go
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  Speaker 2: there to train because the theory in the science is
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  Speaker 2: that you have a super lung capability capacity endurance as
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  Speaker 2: a result of living in altitude. You have improved lung
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  Speaker 2: capacity because you're in altitude, which would mean again all
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  Speaker 2: things leading to endurance. Recovery is boosted because of the altitude,
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  Speaker 2: increased red blood set l production because of the altitude.
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  Speaker 1: But yet these dumb dumbs, Oh they're fatigued. Oh my god,
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  Speaker 1: they're so tired. Oh my god, shut up.
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  Speaker 2: Oklahoma City, by the way, I looked it up one
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  Speaker 2: ninety eight feet above sea level. But again, all that matters.
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  Speaker 2: The only thing that matters is what you do in
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  Speaker 2: the moment. The Nuggets have been like a thoroughbred horse.
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  Speaker 2: Of course, that that horse that jumps out of the
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  Speaker 2: gates and is leading and leading and around the track.
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  Speaker 1: They go, and then down the stretch, down the stretch.
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  Speaker 2: And then they go to have a snack down the stretch.
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  Speaker 2: They're like, I would like a nice snack, and that's it.
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  Speaker 2: So the thunder have outplayed the Nuggets in several key
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  Speaker 2: moments here and so, in addition to Michael Porter and
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  Speaker 2: Jamal Murray, how about Christian Brown, which looks.
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  Speaker 1: Like it should be brawn.
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  Speaker 2: These guys have come up with a lowercase lowercase.
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  Speaker 1: For tiny, tiny, very tiny.
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  Speaker 2: All right, now, final thought, we go to the business
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  Speaker 2: of basketball. One of these franchises for sale. If you
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  Speaker 2: saw this or not, but I thought this was interesting,
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  Speaker 2: worth a.
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  Speaker 1: Worth a mention.
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  Speaker 2: The estate of the late Paul Allen announcing they have
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  Speaker 2: passed a threshold to avoid having to pay a certain
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  Speaker 2: amount of tax. So Paul Allen's estate announcing that they
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  Speaker 2: are putting the Portland Trailblazers on the market. They can
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  Speaker 2: be yours if the price is right. And they just
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  Speaker 2: agreed the NBA to a new eleven year, seventy six
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  Speaker 2: billion dollar media deal and all that is a ridiculous
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  Speaker 2: amount of money that the ABC, Amazon, NBC will be
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  Speaker 2: paying the NBA. And so that is part of the
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  Speaker 2: reason that they are getting this team on the market
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  Speaker 2: right now, the Trailblazers. Over the last year years since
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  Speaker 2: Paul Allen passed. He died in twenty eighteen. And what
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  Speaker 2: a bummer man, You got all that money, dude, you
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  Speaker 2: live in the king and you check out a little early.
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  Speaker 2: That sucks anyway, Paul Allen dead. His sister who's a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a hermit. She's she's been running the team
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  Speaker 2: since twenty eighteen.
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  Speaker 1: Now, what are the chances? What are the.
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  Speaker 2: Chances the Blazers stay? Importand anytime a team is on
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  Speaker 2: the market, there's always a chance they leave. That's not
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  Speaker 2: guaranteed you're going to stay. But what are the chances
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  Speaker 2: that the Blazers end up leaving the Oregon Trail. So
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna set the odds. We'll do the odds on
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  Speaker 2: whether they stay. I'm not gonna be the odds on
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  Speaker 2: them leaving, but the odds that they stay. Based on
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  Speaker 2: a minutes long deliberation of the available evidence, I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to say the odds are minus three hundred, which is
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  Speaker 2: a seventy five percent chance that the Trail Blazers stay
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  Speaker 2: in Oregon. And there's a couple of reason. Now, I'm
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  Speaker 2: not going to say the Arena lease. Some people have
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  Speaker 2: pointed that out. Well, they got at lease through twenty thirty.
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  Speaker 2: That's not that long. It's twenty twenty five. That's only
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  Speaker 2: five years. That's nothing, and the team won't be sold
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  Speaker 2: for another year anyway, so it's really like four more years.
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  Speaker 2: And it takes a.
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  Speaker 1: Number of years to build a new arena. So there's that.
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  Speaker 2: The other extenuating circumstances here, Seattle's gonna get an expansion
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  Speaker 2: team at one point or another. So does somebody sneak
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  Speaker 2: in there and say, well, I'm tired of waiting for
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  Speaker 2: an expansion team. Why don't we just buy the Trailblazers
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  Speaker 2: and we'll move them to Seattle. The Seattle Trailblazers will
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  Speaker 2: change their name or whatever. So that's that's an outside possibility.
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  Speaker 2: But the advice is act right now if you're wanting
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  Speaker 2: to keep that. I guess the money's all gonna be
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  Speaker 2: donated charity, which must upset Jody Allen and the Allen.
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  Speaker 1: I guess he didn't have any kids or anything. But anyway,
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  Speaker 1: so do you gotta act fast.
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  Speaker 2: And the person to save the Trailblazers from going outside
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  Speaker 2: of state Oregon is the night writer, Phil Knight, the godfather,
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  Speaker 2: the godfather of Nike, which is small, little mom and
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  Speaker 2: pop Oregon operation, and he tried to buy the team
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  Speaker 2: a couple of years back. He was rejected, rejected, But
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  Speaker 2: that guy, he didn't have deep pockets. He's got pockets
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  Speaker 2: that go all the way down to the core of
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  Speaker 2: the earth. Worth thirty five billion capital b billion.
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  Speaker 1: Phil Knight the Nike godfather.
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  Speaker 2: So it turns out at the making shoes and sweatshops
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  Speaker 2: very profitable, very profitable for the bottom line, doing very
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  Speaker 2: well there. He's also on a race against time. See
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  Speaker 2: that's the issue with Phil Knight. Phil Knight is eighty seven,
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  Speaker 2: all right, so he's already in bonus time. He's in
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  Speaker 2: overtime eighty seven. So if Knight can get the Blazers,
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  Speaker 2: it would be in the family. He's got some kids,
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  Speaker 2: at least one, so it would be in the family.
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  Speaker 2: It could also be under the Knight umbrella. It could
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  Speaker 2: be some problems logistically with business because the NBA and
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  Speaker 2: Nike are in business together, but it.
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  Speaker 1: Would be under the umbrella.
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  Speaker 2: And then the team would as long as Nike's around
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  Speaker 2: and they're based in Oregon, there'd be no way the
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  Speaker 2: team would leave, you would assume, and there you go. Now,
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  Speaker 2: if Phil Knight doesn't decide to buy the team now
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  Speaker 2: because he says I'm.
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  Speaker 1: Too old or whatever, who else is there?
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  Speaker 2: So I did some research here and there's not many
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  Speaker 2: people that have the kind of money to buy a
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  Speaker 2: professional sports team that are from Oregon, like Phil Knight's
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  Speaker 2: pretty much it. That's the problem, Like it's Phil Knight
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  Speaker 2: or I don't. Somebody from the outside's gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: go there and bring in an outsider. They could always
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  Speaker 2: move the team. But the co founder of the Dutch
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  Speaker 2: Brothers Coffee is an Oregonian and the CEO of Columbia
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  Speaker 2: Sportswear is also from from Oregon.
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  Speaker 1: But they don't. They don't have Nike money. They don't,
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  Speaker 1: No one does.
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  Speaker 2: A couple of notes and we'll pay off the riddle
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  Speaker 2: of the day. Uh, it's with a heavy heart.
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  Speaker 1: I don't.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't plan on saying this when I came in here.
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  Speaker 2: But that monologue that I did on the Thunder and
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  Speaker 2: the Nuggets, during that monologue, a cockroach killed itself during
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  Speaker 2: that monologue.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, down in the old studio. Oh no, it's on
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  Speaker 1: the other side.
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  Speaker 2: Though the other side there's a dead cockroach went belly up.
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  Speaker 2: Is it in the regular spot, No, it's on the
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  Speaker 2: other side, but it's in the same on that metal area.
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  Speaker 1: But on the other side.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and it just it must have just it just
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  Speaker 2: because I mean, I have my my own track there
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  Speaker 2: that I have created, and there it was not there.
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  Speaker 5: It was not their previous it was not before. I
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  Speaker 5: think when I make shoeless, well not right now. I've
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  Speaker 5: decided to wear the shoes now. Once I saw the
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  Speaker 5: dead cockroach, I put the shoes back on.
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  Speaker 3: Did you pick up the dead cockroach?
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  Speaker 1: No? I left it there.
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  Speaker 3: Can I go see if it's a lie?
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  Speaker 1: Yes, you can go check it out if you'd like.
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  Speaker 1: You want to do that right now?
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  Speaker 3: I want to do it right. All right, You're going
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  Speaker 3: to take a straight can.
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  Speaker 1: Okay of lace all in there? Hold lot of second No,
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  Speaker 1: not pure. I want like, oh this is empty though.
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  Speaker 1: I like that. They still have puirele. You know, the
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: pandemic's over a clean hands. Never heard anyone ben They
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: have soap in the bathroom and wash your hands. You know,
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  Speaker 1: that's usually what we do when we go to the
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: bathroom and wash your hands.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to go all right, Lorrain is going to
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  Speaker 2: be our boots on the ground. She's going to walk
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  Speaker 2: to the other side of the studio.
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  Speaker 3: She's going to put my shoes on all right.
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  Speaker 2: So Loraine is going to try to figure out whether
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  Speaker 2: the cockroaches is actually dead or just plain dead. Those
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  Speaker 2: cockroaches like to do the rope a dope. They like
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  Speaker 2: to pretend to be dead and then they're not.
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  Speaker 3: Surprise, they do it all the time. Sneaky little thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little sneaky little cockroaches. So there is she's
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: taking her headphones off. She's got it back.
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: I will leave the phones up in case you want
• 19:05
  Speaker 3: to take any car.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Okay, thank you for that. She's going to leave the building,
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: leave the studio. She's leaving the board. She's then walking
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: around the board. She's going to walk out. She's hustling.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: She's got to walk out the door. Then she makes
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: a left turn. Then she's got to make a right turn.
• 19:20
  Speaker 2: But I think she's going down to the kitchen. She's gone.
• 19:23
  Speaker 2: She's not gone to the kitchen. She's walking. She's backing up.
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: Now she's going forward. She's got to walk down the hall.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Then she's got to make a left turn, go down.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: A long hall, then make a little bit of a
• 19:35
  Speaker 1: side turn.
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: That's a little little bit of a little bit of
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: a walk, and then on another left and then right
• 19:41
  Speaker 2: there boom, that's the cocker roach right there. Dead cockroach.
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: Right when I mentioned the trailblazers. I think that was
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: the end for the cockroach. It killed itself right there.
• 19:49
  Speaker 1: Boom.
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: Done Mather's mentioning the Portland Trailblazers and the monologue let
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: me take my own life and the cockroach committed cockroach,
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: you know what? So anyway, here's the end. When is
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: Loraina returns, we'll get the update whether it's actually dead
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: or not. Time out for the mallor Riddle of the Day.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Seventy six r Star Paul George by George announced that
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: after getting his body and mind healthy, he is finally
• 20:12
  Speaker 2: ready to get back to blank. Finally ready to get
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: back to blank? That is the riddle. What is the answer?
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: And let see does anyone know the answer? We go
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: to the great unwashed Stevie Meatpaul says, double dribbling wall
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: sniffing jockstraps is the answer. Page and get on Ben's
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: good side. Back to singing Christmas carols to Lorraine. Uh,
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: mister irrigation said, hang gliding with Don Lemon is the answer.
• 20:48
  Speaker 2: Lorena is making your way back into the studio. She
• 20:51
  Speaker 2: has a can of chemicals that she's holding here. Let
• 20:54
  Speaker 2: me pay off the riddle first. Lorena nature boy, answering
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: the Call of the Wild, says PG. Thirteen, is our
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: ready to start his stand up comedy career? Lady sideburns,
• 21:05
  Speaker 2: you know the show's doing well with Lady Cyburn's listening.
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: Ready to get back to pulling fingers again.
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: Uh shucking and jiving from milkman Mike in Colorado eating
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: deep fried ranch.
• 21:17
  Speaker 1: That's disgusting. From King Rory.
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: Uh oh wow, justin going going below the belt my man.
• 21:24
  Speaker 2: Uh strip cribbage from Donkey sausage. That's his answer. Uh
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Key says, back to being Lorena sugar daddy.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: Okay, Uh no, yeah, the correct answer. Paul George announced
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: that he after getting his body and mind healthy, I'll
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: go ahead.
• 21:42
  Speaker 3: Yes, he was going to get back into making a
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: cockroach circus.
• 21:46
  Speaker 2: A cockroach circus? Is that correct?
• 21:48
  Speaker 6: No?
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Paul George announced, after getting his body of mind healthy,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: he is finally ready to get back to podcasting, podcasting podcast.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: All right, let's get the update. Breaking news here.
• 22:01
  Speaker 2: Believe that my Portland trailblazers mentioned in the monologue Cockroach
• 22:06
  Speaker 2: committed suicide during that Lorena went over to investigate. She
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: made the long walk down there. Now, Ferduck says, don't
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: blame yourself, Ben, I guarantee that cockroach was not driven
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: to suicide. From listening to your show, Mister irrigation says,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: is it a big ass cockroach or the little German version?
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: I once found a two pound cockroach dead one time. Wow, Lorena,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: what did your investigation determine alive?
• 22:33
  Speaker 1: It's alive? It's not.
• 22:38
  Speaker 3: Okay, heard the drop, Ben, it is a lie.
• 22:41
  Speaker 1: Are you sure it's alive?
• 22:43
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: How do you know for sure it's alive.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: Well, when I walked up to it, its back leg
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: was still twitching, which is always a sign.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: However, I have you know, I have heard from people
• 22:54
  Speaker 2: that work in hospice sometimes even when people die, there's
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: some movements there that take place even after you've checked out.
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: Twitch a bit. I'll give him that I have been
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: on hospice myself, but I will send you said video.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Took a video of this. He's very exciting.
• 23:08
  Speaker 3: I will also post it to Twitter if the people
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: if that's what they of.
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: Course they want that. So this is our live coverage.
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: This is in depth team coverage.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Watch the video, Ben I like saw said bug.
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: So you did you sprayed the bug with chemicals aggressively
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: and the bug moved? What you were doing this?
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: Yes, but that would they would move even if it
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: was not like alive, because you're spraying it with something
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: that a little little cockroach.
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: I think it was like interesting, Yeah, that exact sound.
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: So you're you're reporting it is a live Has it
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: come through yet? Okay? I have not received it.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: Still says there's like a there's like an inch left
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: on this yeah.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Inch, Okay, I see there you go? All right, I
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: have not received the.
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: No, how about now?
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Oh, here we go. Now I've received the attachment. Here,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: here we go.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: Cockroach on cockroach too, cockroach. It's a love for you.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: I'm lucky I didn't step on it because I could
• 24:05
  Speaker 2: have totally stepped on it ruined. That would have ruined
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: my day to go home. I might have yeah, oh
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, I see it. Yeah, there's definitely a you know,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: I think you're right? Yeah, yeah, because you know, you
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: spray it and it wouldn't move that.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what is it waiting for? You think it's just
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: like resting.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: I think he's giving up.
• 24:25
  Speaker 1: You think give up situation?
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he would be on life support if that was
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: a thing.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: They don't have cockroach life support you.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: No, I'm about to put him outside too.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: This is like the seventy fifth generation of the cockroach family. No,
• 24:39
  Speaker 2: but I'm saying that this used to be a Denny's.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: The Fox Sports radio studios were in. But it was
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: a Denny's in the nineties, like thirty years ago. It
• 24:48
  Speaker 2: was a Denny's.
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: I heard Danny g used to eat here.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of people that lived in this area.
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: What do you eat bad?
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Thirty It was a Denny's and so like, think about
• 24:57
  Speaker 2: how many relatives have lived there. Cock It's life and
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: checked out and this is like the next generation of
• 25:04
  Speaker 2: these cockroaches.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: How said, are they the Denny's closed? And that we're here?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: But there's a lot of pigs that work here and
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: leave food around, so it's kind of like work. You know,
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: it's still the Denny's in many ways.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Don't call me a pig.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Bed. I didn't say the company I'm in right now.
• 25:15
  Speaker 2: I just said there's people I come in on the
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: weekends and some people eating five course meals on the weekends. Anyway,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: do we need we need to play the game, because
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: we have a lot of bits, a lot of bits,
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: bits bits bits, bits bits bits, Ben Meller.
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: Game, we've endored too many of these? Is it too
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: much or not enough? All right?
• 25:32
  Speaker 2: Ready, let's do it A or B A or B.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Hey A B, B A B.
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Let's go to a.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: Okay, do you have picked hollering James from Minnesota to me?
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: What's up?
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: James? Yes?
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: Are what's squares? Cockroaches?
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: Oh? That's all hard when ben bugs are cockroaches, bed
• 26:00
  Speaker 3: busse You.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: Can avoid cockroaches.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: The bed bugs bite you.
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: The worst is the flying cockroaches. Those are the ones.
• 26:10
  Speaker 7: Night sleep. Don't let the bed bugs bite you. Okay,
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: ed was one of my apartments.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I'm sure you've had all kinds of critters. James, who
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: got to play the game? You want to play the game, James,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Let's get in the history of the Ben Mother show.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: The greatest win of all time on a game show.
• 26:30
  Speaker 7: Swoop poy. No, it was not sleepy play. It was hollering.
• 26:34
  Speaker 7: James was swoopy ploy Hollering.
• 26:38
  Speaker 2: James was fast at Lee back in the old days
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: when Eddie was on the show and we had him
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: play this game.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: Ready, No, I've never met Edie.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: All right, let's play. Hurry up, let's play play the guy.
• 26:52
  Speaker 7: Eddie balls ready, I'm ready?
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: Question number one, Edwin Diaz, that's a now has one
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: hundred and forty saves as a New York Met. Is
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: that too much or not enough?
• 27:06
  Speaker 7: Hollering James, first question, Let's see that's not enough?
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: He says not enough. Let's find out not oh for long? Yeah,
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: all right, too much? One hundred and twenty five saves
• 27:22
  Speaker 2: as a MET that happened on Tuesday, third most behind
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: John Franco and Armando Benitez.
• 27:28
  Speaker 1: All right, question too, James? You ready?
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: I guess?
• 27:32
  Speaker 2: Bet Nikolea Jokic became the fifth player in NBA history
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: to have forty plus points fifteen plus rebounds multiple times in.
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: A single postseason. Is that too much or not enough?
• 27:46
  Speaker 7: Too much?
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: All right, let's find out?
• 27:51
  Speaker 7: Oh no, I should be sleepy.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: Can you fall asleep right now? Maybe we can do it. Yeah,
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: you sound better when you're actually sleeping.
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: Well, you're over for to James, you get this one wrong.
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: The game's over. Question number three on Monday, Anthony Edwards, Oh,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: you should get this right. That's a Minnesota player. Anthony
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: Edwards recorded his tenth playoff game with thirty or more points?
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: Is that too much or not enough? Hollering James to
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: stay alive.
• 28:23
  Speaker 7: I think you wit the last game. I'm not sure
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: I say too much.
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: All right, let's find out, James. That's as impressive as
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: you getting it right while you're sleeping, that you.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: Got that song.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: I want to hear the song.
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: Well, we were gonna play it if you won. You
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: didn't win. I don't know that.
• 28:47
  Speaker 7: We ea going out to my best friend in Montana.
• 28:53
  Speaker 7: No names mentioned?
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, no name mentioned, a female from Montana. There's so
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: many that are part of the show. Well, it's up
• 29:02
  Speaker 2: to Coop. Coop's got the song. It's not in the system,
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: so it's up to Coop. He's he's he's got the song,
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: so if he wants to play, he can play it.
• 29:08
  Speaker 7: But that's it.
• 29:11
  Speaker 1: I don't just kid.
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: How about thirty how about thirty seconds? How about that
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: thirty seconds? A little taste?
• 29:20
  Speaker 7: Get come on? Please for me?
• 29:24
  Speaker 1: Is this is this a Jay Scoop song? I mean
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: I believe so.
• 29:33
  Speaker 2: The six bills evening and thirty six bills that night,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: A months to two in the app.
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: It makes me feel all right? Oh Rocket the rain
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: is rocking it sills in Time of Steve, I bought
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: in Time of Sports. I bought some people, then show,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: and then I bought some more. Sure James, Oh this
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: is the game show?
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: How good steps in the the one who was sleeping James,
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: where you have a cuss storming? No, Daddy once told me, James,
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: you be sports covering men one of buffer.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: He turned into you like this song, James, But no,
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: she hates it. All right, that's enough, thank you, James.
• 30:20
  Speaker 7: All right, you're you're, you gotta give me for trying.
• 30:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'll give you a little, uh, give you a
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: pity party, and I'll give you a I'll give you
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: a participation.
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: All right, go away, shut up, please sah. Anyway, all right,
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: here we are.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: We're gonna have the f SR Tech Queen Queen of
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: Hearts Lorena, and it's her segment.
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go out hang out with Bill Miller.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: We're gonna we're gonna smoke some SIGs and Lorena will
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: take over there and I'll go look at the cockroach
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: that's playing dead in the hall and all that. But
• 30:50
  Speaker 2: the Queen of Hearts with Loraina hashtag Queen Hearts eight seven,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: seven ninety nine on Fox.
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: You want to speak to Lorena, We'll get to that.
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: We'll do it next.
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Miller
• 31:00
  Speaker 4: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.
• 31:08
  Speaker 6: It's Love It Bars with Little Rain at ten nine
• 31:12
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• 31:22
  Speaker 3: You heard the man. It is time for love here
• 31:25
  Speaker 3: on the Ben Malle Show. And we love love, don't we. Ben.
• 31:30
  Speaker 3: You know, I was curious about their love life, Bill Miller.
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: You want to talk you about Bill Miller's love life? Curious?
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: He always seems so grumpy.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a bad mood.
• 31:40
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: He doesn't like work in the overnight. Yeah.
• 31:42
  Speaker 3: Well, you know, whenever I had old managers who were
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: in bad moods, you know, we always used to say, right,
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: they need to get late.
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Bill definitely goes yeah, yeah, yeah, you know it's I
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: used to have. I had a board op that the
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: first day I knew, like panicked because he couldn't handle
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: the hours, like totally wished out.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: It was. It was ridiculous.
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: I had a few of them that have done that
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: actually over the years, it's it's always tough, you know.
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: To handle the heat. Get out of there.
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: That's right, But this is not about that, Lorena. There
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: you go.
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: Brian writes and says, Lorena, if my wife dies, am
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I allowed to fornicate with another woman?
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: What a wonderful question.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: That is a very good question. And a lot of
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: people actually have a hard time with this. I know
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: it may seem like a joke.
• 32:25
  Speaker 1: The vows don't only say till death do us parts?
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: Do you part? So if you part, sometimes the guilt
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: lays in your mind, you know. And then what if
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: you're like doing it and you yell out your old
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: wife's name, or even worse, you start crying while you're
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: doing it because all these emotions overflood you. That would
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: be absolutely devastating and very embarrassing.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: So you're saying that maybe the first one you should
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: see a professional, the first one you get.
• 32:50
  Speaker 3: That out, to get that out.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, you know what I'm saying. I understand that out.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Very nice. Tim writes in from Parts Unknown.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: He says, Lorraina, my girlfriend criticizes.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Everything I like, thinks I should only like what she likes. Oh,
• 33:06
  Speaker 1: I guess he wants he wants some advice on that.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's really hard. It sounds like she probably doesn't
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: like you very much. I'm not even kidding.
• 33:14
  Speaker 1: Wow, shots fire.
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: It's one of those things though, where everything irritates you. Yeah,
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: and it's it's actually because everything you do irritates them,
• 33:26
  Speaker 3: So you know, maybe try not to be yourself so much.
• 33:29
  Speaker 1: Try not to be yourself, that's what I said. Wow, Yeah,
• 33:33
  Speaker 1: I'm rather harsh.
• 33:35
  Speaker 3: Well, being yourself is obviously putting you into the doghouse
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: a little bit.
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: So well it should. Isn't that her problem? Not a
• 33:40
  Speaker 1: heat problem like with somebody.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: You want to be with her or does she want
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: to be with him?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Clearly he's at the point now where he's annoyed by it,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: and he's riding into a radio show about sports to
• 33:52
  Speaker 2: complain about is a lady friend there?
• 33:54
  Speaker 5: Well?
• 33:55
  Speaker 2: King Roy writes and says, my wife and I are
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: celebrating our tenth wedding anniversary. Should we do something special
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: or just treated as another day and maybe wait until
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: our twenty fifth anniversary to do something special.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Always embrace the day today. You don't know if you're
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: going to make it to your twenty fifth anniversary as
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: sad or dark as that may sound, so you must
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: embrace today. Book a trip to Europe. Make it big
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: like the first decade, that's huge, Go big, go big.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: We don't even make it to the first year anymore. So, like,
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: you know, congratulations, Coop. But you know it's hard. It's
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: hard to get relationships in these days, So celebrate every milestone.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: All right, Mike writes, and he says, Larta, do you
• 34:38
  Speaker 2: approve of the firefighter breaking up with his wife at
• 34:43
  Speaker 2: his birthday?
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Did you see this video? This video went viral.
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: I did not see this.
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, New Jersey firefighter birthday party. He found out his
• 34:52
  Speaker 2: wife was cheating. He had the video evidence, and he
• 34:55
  Speaker 2: asked for her ring. He made it seem like he
• 34:57
  Speaker 2: was going to give her a new ring, and then
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: broke up with her and called her a bunch of
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: names and said, you know all that.
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: So you approve of that?
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: Or I mean, how you react when you find out
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: you're being cheated on is really complicated. He obviously acted out.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I think there's a lot better ways that you could
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: break up with your.
• 35:13
  Speaker 1: You don't approve of in front of all your wife's
• 35:15
  Speaker 1: friends and your friends. It is actually I just saw
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the video. It's actually pretty good.
• 35:21
  Speaker 2: Ferg Dog says, I recently got married, and I am
• 35:23
  Speaker 2: already regretting it.
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: Is it okay to get a divorce over text?
• 35:29
  Speaker 3: Yes, of course this isn't working. I don't want to
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: see your face anymore, or else I'm going to do
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: something aggressive. So yes, you know, if that's what you
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: need to do, that's what you need to do.
• 35:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure that was a great relationship over text.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: JT the Wingman writes in says, when.
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: They got married over FaceTime? Who's to say this.
• 35:48
  Speaker 2: Is when I when I'm at Myrtle Beach Bike week
• 35:50
  Speaker 2: this weekend? Is it wrong for an engaged man to
• 35:53
  Speaker 2: root for topless female bikers at a rally?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: As long as you window shop, right, Loraine?
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: No touching, but you can touch on It's fine, Yeah,
• 36:04
  Speaker 3: I mean you.
• 36:04
  Speaker 1: Can look, you could appreciate. It's like art. You can
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: appreciate art, right.
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: And also it's on the community. It's not like you're
• 36:10
  Speaker 3: going to a special place to pay for this privilege.
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: Late Night Jerectester says, is writing your Instagram account inside
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: a graduation cap a good way to pick up a date?
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: You know, you throw the cap up at the end
• 36:24
  Speaker 2: of the graduation, so you're right, oh yeah.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: No, I guess that's that's creative for sure. I don't
• 36:29
  Speaker 3: know if that's going to work for you, but no,
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: and you could try it. There's better ways, like in Personal.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: Queen of Hearts. There you go, lorraina Queen of Hearts
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: right there. Boom,