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Episode #3978 The New Phil Hendrie Show · The World of Phil Hendrie

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Speaker 1: The following is a world-famous Phil Henry Show encore presentation.
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Speaker 2: And now, the.
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Speaker 1: World-famous Phil Henry Show from El Pacifico in Southern California.
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Speaker 2: Hi, thanks.
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Speaker 1: Now, Bobbi Dooley is with me. I've got her online, too.
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Speaker 2: Hi, Bobbi.
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Speaker 3: Now we are on the air, and I want to
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Speaker 3: thank you for joining us. First of all, I want
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Speaker 3: to get everybody up to speak. As you called earlier,
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Speaker 3: you talked to Margaret.
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Speaker 1: Bobbi was talking to me about Spanx, Bobbi.
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Speaker 2: Yes.
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Speaker 4: Essentially, Margaret and I were having a spirited discussion about
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Speaker 4: the wearing of what I call the Spanx, or Steve
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Speaker 4: pluralized it.
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Speaker 2: Well, I call it the Spanx. It's called the Spanx,
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Speaker 2: or Spanx.
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Speaker 1: It's called Spanx. These are, this is a, it's a garment.
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Speaker 1: What are you looking at? I'm just wondering what she's
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Speaker 1: talking about. Bud, don't say anything.
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Speaker 2: Go ahead.
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Speaker 1: I'm telling you, Bud. Okay. It's a garment.
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Speaker 2: I wouldn't do it there with Bud Deckman there.
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Speaker 1: Don't worry about it, Bobby.
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Speaker 2: We got it.
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Speaker 1: Go on, Margaret.
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Speaker 3: This is a garment worn by women in much the
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Speaker 3: same manner that women used to wear a girdle, and
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Speaker 3: it keeps the body shaped, I think is a good
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Speaker 3: way of putting it.
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Speaker 1: It keeps the body contoured.
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Speaker 3: Bobby was saying to me, and I thought it might
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Speaker 3: be worthy of talking about, you don't wear it for any.
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Speaker 1: Of those reasons, correct?
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Speaker 2: I don't, not really.
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Speaker 1: All right, what do you wear Spanx for?
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Speaker 4: Really, Margaret, and I'm not trying to say that I'm perfect, but.
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Speaker 2: My wife's pretty well put together. I appreciate that, Steve,
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Speaker 2: if you don't mind.
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Speaker 1: Steve, thank you very much. We just want to hear Bobby.
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Speaker 2: Okay.
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Speaker 4: I'm not saying that I'm perfect, but I am put
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Speaker 4: together to the point, okay, where I don't need Spanx
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Speaker 4: to push in an obese stomach or a large... rear
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Speaker 4: end that a lot of the women out there use
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Speaker 4: Spanx for.
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Speaker 1: Can I jump in? I just, ladies, if you don't mind.
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Speaker 1: Go ahead. First of all, describe what Spanx, if you,
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Speaker 1: like Bobby did say, what are Spanx? Well, I know
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Speaker 1: you know, but Bobby, if you can.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Phil, no problem.
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Speaker 4: Spanx are like, if you've seen pantyhose, Spanx are similar
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Speaker 4: to pantyhose in that you put them on, they tighten,
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Speaker 4: they lift and They look a lot like pantyhose, except
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Speaker 4: they are mid-thigh.
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Speaker 1: Yes, they're almost like a pair of shorts.
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Speaker 2: Correct.
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Speaker 4: And they come up a little bit higher on the waist.
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Speaker 4: And they are designed to tighten, to tuck, to cinch in,
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Speaker 4: and to suck and contour the different parts of the body.
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Speaker 1: All right. Go ahead. Okay, so that's a very good description. Now,
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Speaker 1: The conversation we had, I thought, was very interesting. You
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Speaker 1: two ladies were having this conversation before? Yeah, before the
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Speaker 1: program went on air, on account I took Ms. Dooley's call.
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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, but I didn't call specifically. I had called
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Speaker 4: to see if Mr. Hendry was interested in doing an
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Speaker 4: hour on Spanx, and I had said to him at
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Speaker 4: that time, and I told Steve.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I said to Mr. Hendry, we could do it
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Speaker 2: on the Spanx. I said, call it an hour of Spanx.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I heard that, Mr.
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Speaker 3: Dooley, and I appreciated that, but it didn't sound interesting
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Speaker 3: to me. What I thought was interesting was when Margaret
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Speaker 3: engaged Bobby in the conversation of what they were for.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, so he didn't want your idea. Well, I said,
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Speaker 2: the hour of the spank.
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Speaker 1: I got it, Mr. Dooley, and I didn't care then,
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Speaker 1: and I'm not really... Fine.
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Speaker 4: Steve, you know, sometimes people are not all that thrilled...
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Speaker 4: with your ideas. The Hour of the Spank sounds like
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Speaker 4: it's a Robert Mitchum, Westerners, I don't know what it is.
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Speaker 1: All right, getting back to the hour, the Spank, not
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Speaker 1: the Spank, getting back to Spanx.
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Speaker 4: Yes, so getting back to Spanx. So I had said
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Speaker 4: to Margaret, and Margaret, you had asked me, do.
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Speaker 2: I wear them?
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Speaker 1: Yes, I asked you, do you wear Spanx?
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Speaker 2: And I asked you, do you wear them?
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Speaker 1: No, you did not ask me if I wore them.
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Speaker 2: Well, I'm asking you now, do you wear them?
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Speaker 1: No, I mean, Ms. Gray- Where are you at a
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Speaker 1: rail yard? Where are you at a rail yard?
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Speaker 2: No, there's a train going by. Yeah, there's a train
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Speaker 2: going by right now, Southern Pacific. Okay. Fine.
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Speaker 1: Do I wear Spanx? Yes, I do. And I will
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Speaker 1: be this honest and forthcoming.
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Speaker 3: I am not so bold as to say to an
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Speaker 3: audience that I don't really need to wear them, that
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Speaker 3: I just wear them for any additional, as you said
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Speaker 3: to me, sucking and tightening.
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Speaker 2: That's, that's, I'm sorry. I mean, you know, that's, exactly
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Speaker 2: why I wear them.
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Speaker 1: Okay, Bobby, question. This is Phil Hendry.
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Speaker 4: I know who you are. You have a very distinctive voice, Mr.
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Speaker 2: Hendry. I know it anywhere.
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much. I'm just trying to, you know,
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Speaker 1: identify who's jumping in and out. I'm Bud Dickman, too,
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Speaker 1: over here.
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Speaker 2: Yes, I know.
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Speaker 1: And General Shaw.
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Speaker 2: I know already. God almighty. She said she knows.
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Speaker 1: Okay. Can we just finish what we're talking about here?
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Speaker 1: I wanted to ask you.
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Speaker 2: Fine, Mr. Hendry. You don't need to bite my head off. Okay. Okay.
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Speaker 2: I was just acknowledging... I apologize, Ms. Dooley. Yeah, I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: I mean, it hurts my wife and... Steve, I've got her, okay?
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Speaker 2: I'll take care of this. If I need you, Steve,
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Speaker 2: I'll do this. Here, boy. Okay? Yes, ma'am. So.
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Speaker 1: Boy, that was rude.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 3: All right, getting back to Spanx. So you wear them,
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Speaker 3: but you say women wear them, too. Why would you
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Speaker 3: say most women wear them?
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Speaker 4: Well, I think most women wear Spanx, Margaret, for... All right,
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Speaker 4: you say that you.
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Speaker 2: I would say for the reasonings that you may wear
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Speaker 2: them to keep the butt tucked in.
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Speaker 1: Okay, this is going to be a very short conversation.
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Speaker 2: All right, I'm sorry. God, I just heard your voice go, okay,
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Speaker 2: this is going to be. I'm sorry. I didn't mean
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Speaker 2: to offend you.
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Speaker 1: Let's keep this about you and other women. Why do
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Speaker 1: other women wear Spanx?
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Speaker 3: So that the audience, particularly the men in the audience,
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Speaker 3: understand what it is we're talking about.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 4: Spanx are worn much the same way girdles were worn.
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Speaker 4: to keep the rear end lifted and tight, to tighten
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Speaker 4: up and flatten the stomach, to keep, yes, the area
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Speaker 4: So it doesn't, forgive me for saying, I don't know how, Steve.
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Speaker 2: No, it's a camel toe. So it doesn't camel toe.
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Speaker 1: All right, let's clean it up a little bit, okay?
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Speaker 2: What do you mean, clean it up?
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Speaker 1: Bobby, we understand. So you're talking about a woman's general physique.
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Speaker 2: The general physique, yes. If you talk, Steve, shut your hole, please.
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Speaker 2: Sit down. Where's your ice cream? Right here. There. Take
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Speaker 2: it with a spoon. Have your ice cream. Mmm.
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Speaker 1: Okay, so Spanx are worn to... Let's leave out a
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Speaker 1: woman's private area, if you don't mind.
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Speaker 2: All right.
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Speaker 4: Spanx are worn to tighten, to suck in and lift
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Speaker 4: the butt, the buttock, and then the big rear end.
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Speaker 4: I don't know how else to say it.
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Speaker 1: All right, so you're saying that women that don't have
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Speaker 1: shape have to wear Spanx.
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Speaker 2: I would say so, yes. But here's the thing.
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Speaker 4: I am very fortunate. My mother was the same way.
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Speaker 4: I have good genes, okay? You know what I mean
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Speaker 4: by genes, Mr.
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Speaker 2: Hendricks?
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Speaker 1: Yes, I do. So you have in your family a
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Speaker 1: propensity toward a good physique?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, the women do.
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Speaker 4: All of the women in the Robbie clan tend to
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Speaker 4: have well-shaped butts, you know, and also our breasts are
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Speaker 4: pert and firm and stand up high.
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Speaker 2: Rarely... We really don't even need to wear brassieres in
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Speaker 2: our family because they're so pert. Yeah, they do. They
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Speaker 2: stand up high. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Okay, we're getting a little more information.
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Speaker 3: This is TMI, if you know what I'm saying.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I know. All right.
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Speaker 1: You don't need any of this.
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Speaker 2: I don't need any of what?
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You don't need any of the lifting.
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Speaker 2: I really don't. What the Spanx does for a lot
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Speaker 2: of women, Ms.
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Speaker 1: Gray.
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Speaker 4: I don't need, but I do wear them, and here's why,
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Speaker 4: because I know that was your question, and I was
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Speaker 4: anticipating that you're going to ask it again.
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Speaker 1: Yes, why do you wear Spanx? Since you have this predisposition,
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Speaker 1: this genetic predisposition to hurt high breasts. All right, so why, Bobby?
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Speaker 2: I was listening to Margaret, and all of a sudden
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Speaker 2: I heard... Why, Bobby? That was you, Mr.
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Speaker 3: Henry?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, that was me.
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Speaker 5: God.
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Speaker 2: Okay, sorry. Yeah, Mr. Henry, my wife's just trying to be...
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Speaker 2: Your ice cream, Steve. Okay.
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Speaker 4: I just was trying to understand who was talking to me.
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Speaker 4: The Spanx that I wear, Mr. Hendry, keep the butt...
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Speaker 4: I don't need a lot of lifting in the butt.
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Speaker 4: I don't need any at all in the butt area.
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Speaker 4: And I don't need flattening. In fact, there's nothing that
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Speaker 4: Spanx do that I really need help with. The reason
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Speaker 4: why I wear Spanx is just in case. When you
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Speaker 4: get out of the car and you start to walk,
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Speaker 4: one cheek or both cheeks... may sag or drop or
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Speaker 4: what's called pant droop.
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Speaker 2: What?
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Speaker 1: I'm a woman.
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Speaker 2: I don't know.
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Speaker 1: What is pant droop?
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Speaker 2: It's when one cheek of the rear end droops out
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Speaker 2: of the pant. Jesus. God, you don't know what that is?
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Speaker 2: You don't either, Steve. Oh, it's true.
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Speaker 1: I've never heard of pant droop, Bobby. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: I don't have pant droop because my rear end's too big.
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Speaker 2: I get pant droop because a lot of times the
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Speaker 2: designer jeans that I buy are not contoured to fit
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Speaker 2: the My rear end, which is a lot smaller than
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Speaker 2: the average woman's, but has a lift and a height
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Speaker 2: to it. All right?
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Speaker 4: So where the top shelf of the cheek of my
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Speaker 4: butt starts until you get to the bottom of the butt,
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Speaker 4: it's a lift of about 45 degrees.
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Speaker 2: Now....
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Speaker 4: I don't know that any of this is necessary well
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Speaker 4: i just i'm letting people know so then uh so
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Speaker 4: i don't need a lot but when your rear end
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Speaker 4: is lifted and contoured and then you get pant droop
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Speaker 4: so that one cheek drops and the other is up
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Speaker 4: in the air It looks almost as if you might
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Speaker 4: have had a cheek implant that all of a sudden
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Speaker 4: burst and came apart in the butt cheek, you know?
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Speaker 1: You're losing me here.
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Speaker 3: She's talking about implants that a lot of women have
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Speaker 3: in the buttocks, and perhaps, what kind of implant bursts?
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Speaker 4: Well, the old school ones where they're full of a gel,
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Speaker 4: and all of a sudden you might sit the wrong way,
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Speaker 4: and you.
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Speaker 2: Can almost feel... the rear end widen, flatten, and then
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Speaker 2: you're lifted up off the seat because it's like an explosion.
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Speaker 2: It's not an actual explosion, but you can feel yourself going, woo,
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Speaker 2: you know, because the bursting of the implant lifts your
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Speaker 2: rear end up off the seat. Yeah, it lifts your
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Speaker 2: butt sky high. No, it doesn't, Steve. All right.
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Speaker 3: This is not really scientific. I don't know of any
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Speaker 3: doctor that's ever described it thusly. But what you are saying,
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Speaker 3: I understand that you lose the shape of one of
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Speaker 3: your rear end if you lose one of the implants
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Speaker 3: and that and the Spanx can't do.
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Speaker 1: Anything about that.
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Speaker 2: No. Well, yes, the Spanx can. They can because they do.
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Speaker 2: They can. Honest to goodness. All right. Fine. How? Well, God, Margaret,
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Speaker 2: you're in such a hurry.
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Speaker 4: I'm trying.
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Speaker 3: Well, darling, you're talking about a lot of stuff that
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Speaker 3: people are just.
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Speaker 1: It's flipping people out. I can tell Bud right here.
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Speaker 2: Who cares if it flips him out?
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Speaker 1: Bobby, I want to ask you. So you wear Spanx.
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Speaker 3: because it tightens and it lifts and all of this
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Speaker 3: stuff that you were talking about, and that's all fine
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Speaker 3: and dandy. I'm very happy to hear that. But you're
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Speaker 3: also a woman who says you don't need this tightening
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Speaker 3: and lifting only in the case that, you know, that
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Speaker 3: you get pant droop. But you say you don't have
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Speaker 3: that either.
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Speaker 2: No, I do not, because I don't have butt implants. Okay? Well,
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Speaker 2: you did that one time. Ow! Oh, fuck!
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Speaker 1: What did I tell you about hitting him?
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Speaker 2: I didn't. You didn't.
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Speaker 1: Then why did you fake like you hit him?
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Speaker 2: Because Steve... Sorry, I didn't mean to.
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Speaker 1: You're saying that you've got an ass implant?
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Speaker 2: I had one put in in the summer of 2001 when,
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Speaker 2: you remember Janice Greeley? She said, Bobby, it looks like
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Speaker 2: one of your ass cheeks isn't symmetrical. She said that
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Speaker 2: to me. I said, what are you talking about?
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Speaker 4: She said, you've got a non-symmetrical ass cheek. Okay, so
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Speaker 4: I had the implant put in.
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Speaker 1: And ever since then, you're afraid that you're going to
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Speaker 1: have some sort of an exploding implant that will cause
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Speaker 1: your ass to droop out of your panties, and that's
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Speaker 1: why you wear Spanx.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: All right, well.
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Speaker 2: See, if you hadn't opened your hole, Steve. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: Well, look, Bobby, if you've had it, you've had it.
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Speaker 1: I mean, why hide it from people?
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Speaker 3: There are a lot of women out there that might
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Speaker 3: identify with you.
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Speaker 2: I don't need this one over here. Open its trap.
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Speaker 2: All right. All right, so you don't have a symmetrical ass. Bobby,
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Speaker 2: don't tempt me. All right, listen, ladies, thank you very much.
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Speaker 2: I think this is very unnecessary, Mr. Henry. What has
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Speaker 2: happened on your program tonight?
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Speaker 1: What happened on the show tonight, Bobby, is you admitted
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Speaker 1: you got an ass implant. Excuse me. It's probably not
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Speaker 1: even called that. What is it called?
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Speaker 2: It's called the buttockle lift. Yeah.
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Speaker 1: What do you mean the buttock will lift? What does
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Speaker 1: that mean?
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Speaker 2: That's what Dr. Rudiman called it, my doctor, one of
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Speaker 2: the top plastic surgeons in all the area, okay? And
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Speaker 2: I had that, and he said, in case you get
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Speaker 2: pant droop, put on some Spanx, slap me on my ass,
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Speaker 2: and send me on my way. Oh, my God, he did? Oh, no,
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Speaker 2: he didn't.
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Speaker 1: All right, so there you go. Did I what? Did
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Speaker 1: you get the answer you wanted?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, did you get the answer you wanted? You humiliated me.
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Speaker 1: Bobby, I had no intention.
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Speaker 3: I simply wanted to know why you wear them and
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Speaker 3: what possible benefit they have if you've got such a
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Speaker 3: perfect body.
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Speaker 2: Well, now you know, okay?
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Speaker 4: I'm afraid I could get cheek drop if.
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Speaker 2: The implant explodes. A lot of women get ass drop.
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Speaker 2: Now we know that. I've talked about that on the
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Speaker 2: program before, Mr. Henry, okay? About the ass drop.
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Speaker 1: Yes, I remember.
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Speaker 2: Okay. Well, I worry that there's going to be an
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Speaker 2: explosive event in the left ass cheek.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, explosive event in the left ass cheek, and you'll
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Speaker 1: get cheek drop.
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Speaker 2: How I wish murder was legal.
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Speaker 1: Oh, my God!
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Speaker 2: Take it back, Bobby. I'm sorry.
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Speaker 1: Bobby, that was a really rude... Dad, talk about killing me!
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Speaker 2: I'm only kidding.
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Speaker 1: Well, all right, Bobby, thanks for being on the program.
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Speaker 3: Told us a lot more about Spanx than we needed
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Speaker 3: to know, and probably a lot more about yourself than
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Speaker 3: we needed to know.
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Speaker 2: I told you a lot more than I wanted to
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Speaker 2: tell you, because... Got an ass cheek.
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Speaker 1: You have an implant. You have the ass implant.
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Speaker 2: You.
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Speaker 1: Knock it off, bud. Thank you very much, Bobby, and
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Speaker 1: good luck with that, the left cheek of your ass.
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Speaker 2: You'll all die on Tuesday.
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Speaker 1: Oh! Better call her back.
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Speaker 2: Yeah.
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Speaker 1: Call her back, because she just went butch. That was
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Speaker 1: a direct death threat. A death threat? You heard it. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: I heard it, but I didn't believe it. Yeah, I
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Speaker 1: was duly... We heard it. You threatened her. You threatened us.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, you did.
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Speaker 1: You said you all die on Wednesday, and you did
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Speaker 1: it in the butch voice. Which cheek of your ass?
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Speaker 1: Give me the thing! Bobby, you there?
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Speaker 2: Yeah. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to say that. I've
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Speaker 2: got so put out. Hey, Bobby, you know something?
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Speaker 1: If you're going to come on the program and talk
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Speaker 1: to us about all this stuff, then sooner or later
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Speaker 1: some things are going to come out. And, you know,
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Speaker 1: Steve is in the background there. The first time you
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Speaker 1: ever talked to us on this show, you had Steve
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Speaker 1: in the background.
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Speaker 2: I just wish, I wish he would know about this big,
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Speaker 2: bad thing. Hey, honey, look, you know, you're the one...
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Speaker 2: with a high-type butt implant, okay? Mr. Henry, she got
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Speaker 2: the HTBI, okay?
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Speaker 1: What is the HTBI?
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Speaker 2: High-type butt implant. I'll do it. I got the HTBI
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Speaker 2: because they said it won't explode in the cheek and
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Speaker 2: cause the ass cheek to drop.
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Speaker 3: I've never heard of such a thing, and unfortunately, however,
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Speaker 3: if you've suffered from it.
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Speaker 1: This is called HTBI in case you get ass drop.
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Speaker 2: Only if you get singular cheek drop.
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Speaker 1: You know, all I wanted to know about was the
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Speaker 1: bloody Spanx, and you're giving me all this information about
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Speaker 1: Cheap Drop HT.
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Speaker 1: Thank you very much, Ms.
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Speaker 2: Dooley.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Phil is overcome with laughter.
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Speaker 2: Thanks a lot for nothing. Thanks, Steve. I didn't mean
16:28
Speaker 2: to do it. You're the one that asked the HTPI.
16:32
Speaker 2: I'm sitting here eating ice cream.
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Speaker 1: You've done? Well, don't laugh. What do you mean, am
16:36
Speaker 1: I done? God, Phil, don't laugh. Yeah, that's right. I
16:40
Speaker 1: don't understand your question. Am I done?
16:42
Speaker 3: You and Bobby were having a conversation. I think HTBI,
16:46
Speaker 3: ass drop, pant drop, pant droop, whatever the hell you
16:49
Speaker 3: call it, is hysterically funny. And I don't believe a
16:52
Speaker 3: word of what she just said. I understand what Spanx
16:55
Speaker 3: are like a modern girdle, right?
16:56
Speaker 1: Yeah, a lot of patsy. Oh, I better not say
16:58
Speaker 1: my wife, God damn it. Yeah, your wife just called. Oh, bullshit.
17:02
Speaker 1: Your wife's on the phone right now. Don't put her
17:05
Speaker 1: on the air. Let me talk to her. Patsy, honey,
17:08
Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: What?
17:10
Speaker 1: Oh, yeah, yeah, okay. She wants to know what the
17:13
Speaker 1: name of that non-dairy creamer is you're using, Phil. It's
17:15
Speaker 1: called Nut Pod. Nut Pod. Oh, I wasn't apologizing. No, no,
17:19
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything.
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Speaker 2: Here, I can tell.
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Speaker 1: Don't you tell. Nothing, nothing at all, Patsy.
17:23
Speaker 2: Right, honey.
17:24
Speaker 1: We're on the air right now.
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Speaker 3: Yeah.
17:25
Speaker 1: Talk to you later. Bye-bye. So she didn't want to
17:28
Speaker 1: know about that? No, she didn't, and you almost opened
17:30
Speaker 1: your big bazoo, Dickman. Sorry. But you're looking to get
17:34
Speaker 1: your ass kicked.
17:35
Speaker 2: Why?
17:35
Speaker 1: Because you're volunteering all kinds of shit that nobody wants
17:38
Speaker 1: to know about. All right, we're coming back.
17:39
Speaker 3: Steve Bozell, he's deleted the Homescapes app.
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Speaker 1: This will be for the fourth time. Well, that's what
17:44
Speaker 1: he says.
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Speaker 3: We'll talk to Steven Bozell, who has been addicted to Homescapes,
17:49
Speaker 3: which is an online game. You can get the app,
17:52
Speaker 3: put it on your phone, put it on your iPad.
17:54
Speaker 3: You can put it just about anywhere you want to
17:56
Speaker 3: stick it, and you can play this game online.
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Speaker 1: And Mr.
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Speaker 3: Bozell was telling us how addicted he was to this
18:02
Speaker 3: game like last year, and apparently he has now been
18:04
Speaker 3: successful in deleting the app and moving on with his life.
18:07
Speaker 3: We'll talk to him in a moment here on the
18:09
Speaker 3: world-famous Phil Henry Show. You're listening to the world-famous Phil
18:12
Speaker 3: Henry Show here from El Pacifico in Southern California.
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Speaker 1: Sweet Farm. And welcome back to the world famous Phil
19:01
Speaker 1: Henry show to El Pacifico in Southern California. Here's Mr.
19:04
Speaker 1: Phil Henry. Thank you, bud. And welcome back. As we mentioned,
19:07
Speaker 1: we have Steve Bozell on the line with us from Corona, California.
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Speaker 2: Mr.
19:10
Speaker 3: Bozell is a construction contractor, longtime contributor to the world
19:15
Speaker 3: famous Phil Henry show. And this was a conversation that
19:18
Speaker 3: we had with Steve last year when he was excited
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Speaker 3: about the fact that he was.
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Speaker 1: Able to.
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Speaker 3: You know, delete the Homescapes app. Now, Homescapes is a, Margaret? Yeah,
19:31
Speaker 3: Homescapes is, well, General. Homescapes is, well, Bud.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Homescapes, I don't know.
19:39
Speaker 3: Homescapes is a game. Yes, it's a game that you
19:41
Speaker 3: play and you add to a house. You build out
19:44
Speaker 3: a mansion that is in disarray, that is in, you know.
19:48
Speaker 1: It decay and decline Exactly and a butler named Austin
19:52
Speaker 1: you help him build the house you help him put
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Speaker 1: in new furniture you help him put in new awnings
19:57
Speaker 1: and this kind of thing and The reward for this
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Speaker 1: is what what do you mean? Yeah, what you talk about? Well,
20:03
Speaker 1: what's the reward? Well, I guess the reward is just
20:05
Speaker 1: doing it. You don't get any money or anything. Why
20:08
Speaker 1: don't you?
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Speaker 3: Steve Bozell joining us from Corona, California. Steve, before we
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Speaker 3: get into your deleting the app, what was the reward
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Speaker 3: for Homescapes?
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Speaker 2: Well, you know, the reward was to have the joy
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Speaker 2: of seeing a home built. I'm in the construction trade,
20:24
Speaker 2: so I know exactly how it feels to have a
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Speaker 2: home built and to look and say, this is mine.
20:31
Speaker 2: I've done did it. And it's the same thing. First
20:36
Speaker 2: you start out building out the hall, and then you
20:40
Speaker 2: go upstairs and you do the big dining room. Then
20:42
Speaker 2: you do the, I mean, it's just, you put furniture in.
20:45
Speaker 1: So the joy is in building this house.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and there's a garage where you fix up the
20:52
Speaker 2: old sports car that the dad had, and then you
20:56
Speaker 2: fly the motorcycle flag. I don't know why it addicted me.
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Speaker 2: Maybe it's because I'm a builder.
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Speaker 1: And isn't it like Candy Crush Saga? That's exactly right. Yeah,
21:06
Speaker 1: it has the different colored pieces.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, different colored pieces explode or they turn into bombs
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Speaker 2: or they turn into the disco ball, which is the
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Speaker 2: most powerful piece you could get. And that's it. I'm sorry,
21:20
Speaker 2: my voice is.
21:21
Speaker 1: Do you need some water so we don't... Yeah, hold on.
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Speaker 2: Can I get some water, please? Some water, honey? Honey?
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Speaker 2: Can I have some water? Yeah. Thank you. And this
21:33
Speaker 2: is where I started to go wrong. When I got
21:35
Speaker 2: to a certain level, it was level number 990, and
21:40
Speaker 2: I thought, okay, it'll be a couple days, but I'll
21:44
Speaker 2: beat this level and I'll move on. And then it
21:46
Speaker 2: got to be two days, got to be three days,
21:48
Speaker 2: got to be four days. I'm trying.
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Speaker 1: Now, what are you trying to do on each level?
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Speaker 2: What you're trying to do is get... Like, the number
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Speaker 2: of pieces, collect the number of pieces they tell you
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Speaker 2: to on that level. So you get 15 turns, and
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Speaker 2: you have to get 78 pieces of carpeting, and you
22:05
Speaker 2: have to get, like, 16 cherries.
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Speaker 3: All right, so there's a number of things.
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Speaker 1: There are a number of things that must be achieved.
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Speaker 2: Yes, that's right. And I got to this one level, 990,
22:16
Speaker 2: you had to get 67 pieces of carpeting, and you
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Speaker 2: had to get, like, I don't know, 18 cherries, and
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Speaker 2: you only had, like, 21.
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Speaker 1: If you're going to get emotional, it's okay to get emotional, Steve.
22:27
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it. But I will ask you why
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Speaker 1: you're getting emotional.
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Speaker 2: I'm getting emotional because I gave my life over to it.
22:34
Speaker 2: I mean, you have to understand, Mr. Henry, when you
22:37
Speaker 2: give over a piece of your life to try to
22:41
Speaker 2: make a dream, not make a dream come true, but
22:44
Speaker 2: when you give over a piece of your life to
22:47
Speaker 2: try to make something come together and you can look
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Speaker 2: at it at the end of the day and say,
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Speaker 2: I did that. I did that. Me, Steve Bozell. My father, Dildon,
22:54
Speaker 2: you know, I told you all about him.
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Speaker 1: We heard about your very unfortunate father. His name's Dildon, right?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's Dildon. Even I make the mistake of calling
23:03
Speaker 2: him Dildon because my mother used to call him Deldo
23:05
Speaker 2: or Dildo.
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Speaker 1: I've heard a lot about your mother, Steve, and I
23:09
Speaker 1: don't think I like her, and I'm sorry.
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Speaker 2: Well, she was my mother, Mr. Henry.
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Speaker 3: Right, and she was abusive to you and to your father,
23:17
Speaker 3: so we don't need to hear any more about that.
23:19
Speaker 3: So your father, Deldo, or whatever.
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Speaker 2: No, his name was Delden. Okay.
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Speaker 1: All right, Steve, you brought it up. Delden was able...
23:27
Speaker 1: Why did you bring him up?
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Speaker 2: Because it's just that at the end of the day,
23:32
Speaker 2: you want to see something. I wanted him to be
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Speaker 2: proud of me. And I could say, look, at the
23:37
Speaker 2: end of the day, I built this. You know, I
23:39
Speaker 2: made this happen.
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Speaker 1: This game of homescapes.
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Speaker 2: It's hard for me to say. I can't really describe it.
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Speaker 2: You're talking with, you know, my father, Delden. It's hard.
23:53
Speaker 2: I can't. And I got this squirrel talking to me.
23:55
Speaker 2: I swear to God, I'll kill that thing if you
23:56
Speaker 2: don't get it out of here.
23:57
Speaker 1: All right, Steve, maybe you need to move away from
23:59
Speaker 1: these traveling squirrels.
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Speaker 2: April, I'm moving away from these travelers, okay? Yeah, suit yourself.
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Speaker 1: That's April Bozell.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, what about her?
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Speaker 1: Nothing, but we're, you know, she's decidedly.
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Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, yeah, her voice. So I have today successfully
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Speaker 2: deleted this app called Homescapes. And I was proud of myself, Mr. Henry.
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Speaker 2: The reason why I brought up my father is because
24:28
Speaker 2: my father was a slave to routine. and to the home,
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Speaker 2: and to building things out and building. My mother wanted
24:36
Speaker 2: to have a nice veranda. My mother wanted to have
24:38
Speaker 2: a pool. And my father just built it and built
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Speaker 2: it and kept on building, kept on building.
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Speaker 1: All right, now take it easy, Steve, because I know
24:45
Speaker 1: this is extremely emotional for you.
24:47
Speaker 2: So I said today, I couldn't beat this level, 995.
24:52
Speaker 2: It kept on kicking me back out and kicking me
24:56
Speaker 2: back out. And I finally said... You know, I'm not
25:01
Speaker 2: taking this anymore. I don't have to take this from
25:03
Speaker 2: no game. And I remember I looked at my phone,
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Speaker 2: and I looked at Homescapes, and I looked at Austin
25:08
Speaker 2: as the name of this butler.
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Speaker 1: That's the butler in the game. Yeah, it's a butler who's,
25:12
Speaker 1: he's the guy that's doing the work.
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Speaker 2: Well, no, he isn't. You think he is.
25:17
Speaker 1: All right, he's the guy that's building the house for
25:19
Speaker 1: his mother and father, but you're the guy that's making
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Speaker 1: all the right moves.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's the whole thing. I'm looking at this
25:23
Speaker 2: Austin as he's walking around saying, yeah, look at me.
25:27
Speaker 2: I just built a car, and I just built this
25:29
Speaker 2: garage out. And I'm thinking, you know, it's no big thing, Mr.,
25:33
Speaker 2: because I know it's just a game. But I'm looking
25:35
Speaker 2: at it, and I'm going, you know, you're talking about
25:37
Speaker 2: things that I did, not you.
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Speaker 1: All right, so now you're talking to your phone.
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Speaker 2: No. Well, wait a minute. Everybody talks to their phone.
25:45
Speaker 1: Everyone talks to somebody who's on their phone.
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Speaker 2: Same difference.
25:48
Speaker 1: All right, let's not lose track here. All right, so, Steve,
25:52
Speaker 1: what caused you to want to delete the app?
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Speaker 2: Well, that was it. I mean, I'm looking at this Austin,
25:56
Speaker 2: and he's, hey, Steve Bozell, how are you doing today?
25:59
Speaker 2: And I'm saying, I found myself talking back to him
26:02
Speaker 2: and saying, you don't even care about me. You don't
26:06
Speaker 2: care about me. Okay. I mean, Mr.
26:09
Speaker 1: Bozell, it sounds very, you know, kind of disturbed and everything.
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Speaker 2: It was disturbed, and I feel disturbed. Or at least
26:15
Speaker 2: I felt disturbed.
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Speaker 1: All right, when did you delete the app?
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Speaker 2: I deleted it this afternoon at 4. Wait, for what
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Speaker 2: time was it? You deleted it at 4.32 by my watch.
26:25
Speaker 2: 4.32 this afternoon Pacific. I told Austin the butler and Homescapes,
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Speaker 2: I said, you can go to hell. For all that
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Speaker 2: you've done for me, you know.
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Speaker 1: Steve, now take it easy. You know, you sound as
26:37
Speaker 1: if you're really losing it.
26:40
Speaker 2: You know, he's been like this all day. You want
26:43
Speaker 2: to talk to him? No, I don't. My wife, she'll
26:46
Speaker 2: tell you I've been....
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Speaker 1: You sound angry. You sound like you're still angry even
26:51
Speaker 1: though you've deleted the app.
26:52
Speaker 2: I'm not, Mr. Henry. I'm just, I'm worn out more
26:55
Speaker 2: than anything else. I'm just worn out, you know. And
26:57
Speaker 2: I'm thinking back on all the time I gave to
26:59
Speaker 2: this game.
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Speaker 1: How long were you playing this thing?
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Speaker 2: I'd say I was playing this game for a good
27:06
Speaker 2: six months.
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Speaker 3: Six months, and you're still sort of, I mean, and
27:10
Speaker 3: you got that exercised about it, huh?
27:13
Speaker 2: Exercised?
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Speaker 1: You got that wound up by it.
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Speaker 2: Yes, I did. I really did. Hey, Mr. Henry, this
27:21
Speaker 2: is April Bozell, the wife of Steve.
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Speaker 1: Go ahead, April.
27:26
Speaker 2: Steve was very upset, and you just heard him. He said,
27:30
Speaker 2: you can go to hell. Go to hell. And that's
27:33
Speaker 2: when I said, why don't you delete the game? And
27:36
Speaker 2: he said, go back in the house and make some cookies. So,
27:39
Speaker 2: you know, I don't mean to be a sexist, honey,
27:41
Speaker 2: but that's what I had to do. I went and
27:43
Speaker 2: made cookies, and I did my hair for him. And
27:47
Speaker 2: you look gorgeous, honey. No one's ever said you're anything
27:49
Speaker 2: but a beautiful woman. Thank you very much. But I
27:55
Speaker 2: deleted the app, and... And now, what.
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Speaker 1: Are you doing now? Do you feel as if you
28:01
Speaker 1: are in need of that kind of recreation?
28:05
Speaker 2: I'm okay. I'm at the pond right now. I've got
28:08
Speaker 2: the barbecue. I'm going to fire up. The weather's been
28:09
Speaker 2: good enough to maybe fire the barbecue up, so I
28:12
Speaker 2: was thinking I'd do some. What do you kids think?
28:14
Speaker 2: My kids are at it. What do you kids think
28:16
Speaker 2: about some turkey patties, huh? A lot of turkey patties?
28:21
Speaker 2: How about if I barbecue some of those chick patties,
28:24
Speaker 2: you know, the bean burgers, the all-vegetarian bean burgers? What?
28:28
Speaker 2: That stinks, Dad. Do some real food, huh? All right.
28:32
Speaker 2: What do you want, hamburgers? No. How about hot dogs? No.
28:36
Speaker 2: What about sausages? No. Well, what do you want me
28:39
Speaker 2: to do? Do some chicken, will you? Try these guys.
28:44
Speaker 1: Hey, Steve, you've got to pull it together. Steve, you
28:46
Speaker 1: don't sound like you're weathering this very well at all.
28:49
Speaker 1: You're screaming. You sound very put out. You sound very emotionally... Yeah, son,
28:55
Speaker 1: you sound like you're emotionally overrun.
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Speaker 2: I'm sorry. I just... I'm asking my wife and my
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Speaker 2: kids whether they want me to barbecue.
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Speaker 3: Well, it doesn't sound like they're big fans of vegan food, so.
29:04
Speaker 2: It's not vegan. It was....
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Speaker 1: Steve, so you're doing what to while away the hours?
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Speaker 2: I mean... I miss it. I miss playing Homescapes. I
29:18
Speaker 2: miss it so, you know.
29:22
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, find another game to play. What about Gardenscapes?
29:26
Speaker 2: No, that sucks.
29:27
Speaker 1: All right, what about, why don't you play, um, Word Crush?
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Speaker 2: Blows.
29:31
Speaker 1: I like Word Crush.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I know you do, Mr. Henry. He doesn't
29:35
Speaker 2: want to play Word Crush. I told him.
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Speaker 1: Then how about not playing any games at all? How
29:39
Speaker 1: about playing with your kids? How about barbecuing?
29:42
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, but.
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Speaker 1: Well, Steve, why did you want to come on the
29:46
Speaker 1: show tonight?
29:47
Speaker 2: I wanted to tell everybody that I was proud of
29:49
Speaker 2: myself for deleting the Homescapes app. But now that I have,
29:53
Speaker 2: and now that we're talking about it, I miss it
29:55
Speaker 2: a lot. And I wish I was still playing it.
30:00
Speaker 2: And I wish that I could play it again and
30:05
Speaker 2: not be addicted to it and enjoy it, but then
30:11
Speaker 2: be able to put it down.
30:13
Speaker 1: I think you need a doctor. I think you need
30:16
Speaker 1: a psychiatrist. What are you talking about, Phil? Oh, Phil, no,
30:18
Speaker 1: I do. You're the cadence in your voice. You need
30:21
Speaker 1: a doctor.
30:21
Speaker 2: Yeah, just like you, Mr. Henry, say that I need
30:26
Speaker 2: a doctor. There's not one thing I'm doing. It says
30:29
Speaker 2: I need a doctor. Yeah, you are.
30:31
Speaker 1: Listen to the way you're talking. Not one thing I'm doing.
30:33
Speaker 1: It says I need a doctor.
30:35
Speaker 2: Because I'm tensed up, okay? I'm tensed up. I just
30:38
Speaker 2: need to relax. Say, why don't you masturbate? Oh, my God.
30:43
Speaker 1: Steve, who said that?
30:45
Speaker 2: My wife said it. I'm kidding around. But she said,
30:50
Speaker 2: why don't I go masturbate? That's right. Yeah, sure. So
30:54
Speaker 2: I think I can live with it. I can make it.
30:56
Speaker 2: I can make it. I can make it.
30:59
Speaker 1: You know what, man? I would go talk to somebody.
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Speaker 2: You just went A-E-I-O. I would go talk to somebody.
31:04
Speaker 1: That's what I did. I'd talk to someone if I
31:06
Speaker 1: were you because you have a problem. It sounds like
31:10
Speaker 1: it's a problem, a modern age problem.
31:11
Speaker 3: Of these apps on phones, these games that people just
31:16
Speaker 3: cannot put down. And even though you deleted the Homescapes app, Steve,
31:20
Speaker 3: it sounds like you're really missing it.
31:24
Speaker 2: I believe I can make it without it. I believe
31:27
Speaker 2: I can make it without it. I can make it
31:28
Speaker 2: without it.
31:33
Speaker 1: Bozell, you don't sound good at all.
31:35
Speaker 2: Hold on.
31:40
Speaker 1: Well, what are you doing?
31:42
Speaker 2: I'm having a bowel movement right now. What did he say? Nothing.
31:48
Speaker 1: You don't think he's kidding around, do you? Bozell, you
31:51
Speaker 1: better not be kidding.
31:52
Speaker 4: Why would I be kidding?
31:53
Speaker 2: I told you.
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Speaker 1: And there you go, the world-famous Phil Henry Show from
32:02
Speaker 1: the El Pacifico in Southern California. Thank you, Mr. Bozell.
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Speaker 2: I hope you.
32:06
Speaker 1: I hope the electric shock helps. How about that? The
32:10
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