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• Susan: Welcome back. How you doing babe? It's been a good day. Yeah. Yeah. Good week. Good week. Yeah. Yeah. the last time we talked. Since the last time we were here. So what'd you do for the week? This week? Mm-hmm. Uh, crazy. Well, I mean, every night's been busy. We decided to rearrange our room on Monday. So it's been the first two nights of the week doing that. I think it's better. I think it's for the better. No, I do. I do like how it is now. I like where a computer desk is now. Yeah. ⁓ I think it was for the better because now your monitor won't get as hot on top of like because the sun will angle in and now the sun won't be on our monitors. Well and also it's blocking blocked by the dresser now so yeah and our vent it's not completely covered anymore. No it's not covered at all. It shouldn't be covered. No it's not covered at all. It wasn't covered before but like it was right next to where my PC sits So it was just blowing hot air and that right over the vent. So it wasn't like getting It was basically just cooling your PC that's all it was doing Yeah Well this weekend Monday Monday. Yeah, cuz you came home from work and I worked from home and you something. Oh yeah. If you want to tell the group. It wasn't really. I guess it was a bit of a fix. So I, we had got a ceiling fan in a room and ever since we put it in, it was hooked up to the lights or down lights in our room. So, I hope there's three switches and only one control the lights and one in the middle didn't do anything. And then the one on the other side of the one in the middle controls some of the outlets in the room. So I opened the box up and realized that they run. a 14-3 wire up to the ceiling fan box. So I opened it up, took the ceiling fan down and opened up that box and saw that the wire that ⁓ they ran was taped off. So I just hooked that wire to the ceiling fan so that the lights could work separately from the fan. So the middle switch now is doing something. It works our ceiling fan now. Yeah, so the ceiling fan can be on all the time. Yeah. Even in the mornings. But it's a little too chilly. It's been great. It's been a little chilly. It's been great. It's fine if it's warm, but it's been cold in the morning, so it makes it a little bit colder. It's been great. Bye. I'll just be fully covered in blankets for the rest of time. And then this weekend we added a member to the family. Yes. We talked about getting a cat last week and we did. We adopted Thomas. Thomas the cat. Mm-hmm, except for he's not orange. He's a gray and white. Yeah, he's gray. his name was Thomas. His name was already Thomas and we kept it Thomas. Yeah. Because we have Luke, who's Luke Skywalker. And then Ivy. Was already her name, but it's just Ivy. Yeah, we don't we haven't changed any of the pet names from the adoption. only pet that I actually got to name was Coda because she was like such a small puppy and She's a big girl now. Yeah, she's a big girl. We call her big girl. We say hey big old girl. So. But yeah, so I spent yesterday afternoon watching the Braves game putting the cat tree together. big cat tree we got because we had a small one but we got an 84 inch one now so. Speaking of Braves how they doing? we had a pretty good road trip. Crazy what happened in the Angel Stadium. We still haven't lost the series yet which is good but The start of the weekend, we didn't do so great. We lost three in a row, but then we got back into the win column the other night when Jorge Soler, the hero of our World Series run, got into a fight with our starting pitcher, Ronaldo Lopez, ⁓ because There's some weird things that happen during the game. So apparently it was he got a hit off. He got a home run hit off. Yeah. Off the first one. And then the second time he was up to bat, he got hit with the actual ball. Yeah, he got hit on the wrist. they wanted to walk him. I don't know if they wanted to walk him. I just think the pitch came inside and hit him. Yeah. And then this. It would have helped that they don't get another home run. And he's he's a. good batter from what I've heard. Well, and the thing is also history between them when Soler was part of the Royals and Ronaldo was on the White Sox. Soler hit a couple of home runs on him there and then when Soler was on the Giants, he hit a home run off him. Yeah, and then since he's been might have purposely thrown since the Braves since Ronaldo's been with the Braves, so Larris hit two home runs on him. So he's got five home runs on him in his career. Yeah. And that might cause a little tension. Yeah. Because the third pitch he threw a high and it went near his head, but it didn't like come close to hitting him. And then there was play at second base and like that's what the cameras were all on. And then all of sudden you hear the announcer say, Oh man. So there's going up to Ronaldo and then they're starting to swing and you can tell they're baseball players. They don't know how to swing at each other. ⁓ cool thing was is Walt Wise, our manager tackled so there. But ⁓ yeah, it was quite the interesting night. We watched it. live and then I had to rewind it for you because at first you thought that because they both got ejected from the game yeah and then they're both getting suspensions too oh really yeah but it's not going to affect renaldo lopez because he appealed it and got two games off so he's not going to be taken out of the rotation okay he still gets his very five game five game rest So, so where's the suspension normally? I think seven games is the normal suspension. It's not like a whole season type thing. No, no, no. Yeah. Well, the thing with this is you can't replace that player. Yeah. So I mean technically they could they have other pictures that they don't want to use but they can if they have to. Well I'm saying like you can't bring someone up like if it was like a PED like or like trade for someone else. Well, yeah, no, but so like with even if they were with profile suspension, like we can bring someone up and like and replace someone on the roster. But with these so like another star picture would have to go and mess up the rotation if you had so. mean, at the same time, I've seen them put in like five pictures. in the same game. Yeah, but like not all of them are starters and a lot of them are relievers. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying is like they might just have to switch it up if he was suspended for the whole season, but they would they would just have to adjust to A fight, they're not going to suspend someone for all season. I didn't know and that's why I asked how long the suspension was because I don't know those rules. But with that said, so the thing was is that They both got ejected and Jonah was like, why is Lopez getting ejected? Like, he did I mean, I'm looking back on it. Like he was, he threw punches himself. He did throw punches himself, but it wasn't until after he was being ran at. Yeah, but like if you throw any kind of punches, you're going to get suspended. ⁓ In the game. ⁓ okay. And he also had a baseball in his hand. Yes. And he, he talked like. If he wouldn't have said anything in response, if he would have just walked up to the place and get ready to throw again without no conversation and Soleros then came running at him, then I feel like it's more self-defense in which you can say, hey, he came running at me and I did nothing. Then yeah, you shouldn't be ejected for that in my opinion because you didn't, it wasn't like he provoked him. He definitely looked like he provoked him by like... Opening out his chest the way that he did and those are yeah So yeah, but that's I've never I'm gonna be honest. I've never seen an actual fight break out That hasn't been a highlight. Yeah. Yeah Cuz like I threw out Like I see like certain times I'll see like the Bryce Harper fight when he was on the in the nationals, but like I haven't seen anything live. Well, I'll see from time, like from time to time when I go to an actual Braves game, I'll see like the managers come out upset and then people come off the bench like, and then they all rally and they're all arguing, but like it's not a fight that everybody's come out. Yeah. I haven't ever seen someone like live chart, like also in person live charts and now like that. So it's kind of... Well, we ended up still winning the game. Our starting pitching has been really good. We ended up winning that game 7-0-2 and then yesterday we won series 8-2. So our starting pitching has been really good. Hopefully we can keep it up. We maybe hit World Series. Yeah, mean like considering that we went eight and five starting the season 13 days in a row of games is pretty awesome. So yeah. but we just gotta hope that that doesn't get to their heads and they don't get cocky. Cause when people start getting cocky and they're like, we're winning, we're amazing. ⁓ we're starting, ⁓ of our order ⁓ it out. ⁓ Acuna ⁓ Olson ⁓ ⁓ start getting consistent. Cause Riley had a couple, ⁓ some great bass running yesterday and ⁓ and a stolen bass. So the confidence like is building for our guys The top of our lineup, but we don't want that confidence to go over. Yeah, obviously not Because if they get too cocky then it's well, mean like they're gonna ruin it. That's what happened to them I think I Personally think that's what happened to the Brewers last year the Milwaukee Brewers I think they got cocky because they were doing so well and they haven't done that well in a while that they Like, because they were having, they were having celebrations and like, that's great to have celebrations, but they were like thinking that they were all big and bad. And I was like, this is going to come back and bite you in the butt. mean, a few years ago, we won over a hundred games and we did nothing against the Phillies. So in the postseason. So. That's been the problem since we won the World Series. It's like we, a few years after we did really good in the regular season, but we just fell apart in the playoffs. So hopefully we can figure it out this year and Akun you can actually play in the World Series. Was he not in the- No, he had his knee injury, his first knee injury in the middle of that season. So. Okay. So are you ready for... Yes, let's get to the topic. Sorry. Hey, there was a lot that happened in baseball. was a lot that in our lives this week. Our lives and like that's what people want to know too. They don't just come for the topic that I pick out at the most randomest part of the world of my wee brain that's like, ⁓ we should talk about this. I think they care more about us than they do about the topic sometimes. Depending on what it is. Okay, so today we're answering the internet's weirdest questions. So like, the same questions that like people say and I'll give you an example, okay? Go for it. Would you still love me if I was a worm? Oh, so we're doing this. No, no, no. That's an example. They'll be different kinds. And they'll be like some would you rathers. But they are kind of married based. So just keep that in mind. OK. But you didn't answer the question. Oh, am I answering that question? I thought that wasn't part of the thing. That was an example, but I would still like you to answer the question. I don't know if we could ever even have a relationship if you're one unless you turned into one. If you were a worm to begin with, no. But if you turned into a worm, of course, because... If I was turned into a worm, I'm pretty sure. Oh, yes. Would carry me around? Yes. gonna try to use me as fish bait, would you? No, of course not. Had to ask. Never know. Okay. What's one thing that you would change about me? thought these were internet questions. These are slightly problematic questions that people find on the internet. These are just very common questions that people ask other people. ⁓ I don't know. I don't Something, anything, nothing. Now you're good? Happy? Yeah, I'm content. Okay. in trouble you do know that right? I know. Okay. Alright. If I turned into a ghost would you date me? If you turned into a ghost it'd be kinda hard. be though. What, for you to just phase through things? Yeah. I could kinda like teleport a little bit. Yeah? Be pretty cool. That would be pretty cool. You could say, yeah, my girlfriend's a ghost. Your girlfriend? Well, it said date. Well, we still date. We haven't been on a date in a while, but... True, we do go on dates sometimes. You're not wrong. Sorry. Yeah, I'm still dating. Okay. If I had amnesia, how would you prove we're married? Probably something what Janie Tatum did. ⁓ really? Yeah. You want to just get our marriage certificate and say, look? I mean, like, I could do all that. But like, I don't know if you would believe me. Why wouldn't I believe you? Okay. I thought these were gonna be more funny, but it doesn't seem like you find them very funny. How, ⁓ How could you ever forget me? What? How could you ever forget me? What do mean? If you had amnesia, how could you ever forget me? I thought you would never forget me. No, I would never forget you. I would make myself remember. I'd be like, you have to remember. I'd hold on to that. That's the only thing that would get me through to bring my brain back to life from whatever injury. Injury. Okay. If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest? I would say probably a cat. A cat. A cat would be the rudest? Yeah. What about like a rhino? You think a rhino wouldn't be rude? It's got a horn. Yeah. I mean, I'm thinking about animals that we interact with a lot. ⁓ okay. Yeah, okay. a lot of people have cats as pets. True. True. And some people got some malby dogs. We don't have any of those. But... Trousers. I'm quoting Garfield. What did you say? Trousers. Well, you were yawning during it, so I don't think anyone got I wasn't yawning when I said it. Then why'd you? Because the dog has a deep voice when he says it in the movie. Hold on, Garfield? this doesn't talk. The other, no, the second movie, there's a Rottweiler when he goes to the Royal Palace. sorry. I'm thinking. Rebel. I think is his name. OK, my bad. That was those on me. What kind of voice do you think Coda would have? Like a high bitch voice or like something like your voice? I think Coda would have... You know... You know Anne Hathaway? Yeah. I feel like Coda would have her Who doesn't know Anne Hathaway? Hey, there's some people in We're both Disney people. There's some people in the world. But I think Coda would be like that. Now Ivy? Ivy would be... Now she would be a freaking sassy person. And she had a voice. I feel like she would be Corrella. I could see her being Corrella. Yeah, her voice like that. Or Ursula, like something deep and like... Especially if you touch her when she doesn't want to be. Like today, we're trying to picture her up to bring her to her food bowl. Okay. If you had to trade me for one million dollars, are you taking it? No, that's a hard pass. Oh, but you wouldn't trade me for a million dollars? I'm gonna trade you for anything in this world. You're so sweet. Alright. If we switched bodies for a day, what would you do first? I don't know. I probably run my hand through your... like, I would probably run my hand through the hair and be like, oh my gosh, this is such a relief. Cause I have so much hair. I would probably flip my hair around. Whip my hair back and forth. Oh my gosh, you would probably play that song and just start shaking hair. If I got arrested, what would you assume I did? Uhhh, what would I assume you did? I don't know what you would do. Is that a compliment? is that like... That's a compliment. Or is that like there are so many things that you could do that I'm scared of you. like the first thing I would think of would be like traffic stuff, but you're always talking to me about traffic stuff. That shows I'm the better driver. Maybe like an accident, like you've hit someone. that I hit someone? Yeah. You wouldn't think that I had like, I don't know, murdered anyone with how much I talk about No, because you don't actually mean any of that stuff. True. Then you say get eaten alive by mosquitoes. That's not you physically murdering someone. into a room with mosquitoes. Yeah, you're going to trap thousands of mosquitoes. No, because they're going to eat me first. I would die first before that person. Yeah, because mosquitoes love me. I can't go outside for very long. They'll just do bad. You've seen it. I have seen it. I'm crazy. OK, I'm to get you a pound of freaking bug spray. Yeah. I would think if you got arrested it would be you were really really pissed and you damaged property because you punched something that wasn't yours. That's what that's what I think. Wow. That's what I think. If anything it would be it would be damaging some sort of property. because you were just like so angry either at a sports game or you were playing pickleball or basketball or something that made you mad and so you just punched something instead of someone or anything like that and you you're just so strong that you would like damage the wall. It would be for me being frustrated myself, not someone else. By the way, context people. Yeah, but like, that's what I think. Cause I do get frustrated with myself a lot during sporting. You know, if I'm watching my favorite teams not do well, I do get mad at my teams for not being. Yeah, like who get frustrated at his teams? and he'll yell at his teams because he's like aggravated but again they can't hear so yeah the only people who hear it are the people surrounding the house and hopefully they don't think that someone's dying in here There was one time I had seen a bug, I think it was a spider or something, and I screamed really loud. And John was like, are you okay? And I was like, yes, it's a bug, it's a bug. and then I was like hopefully the neighbors don't call the cops or anything and think that a woman was getting murdered or something it was like one scream that's not gonna draw much attention hey you never know you should always be spatially aware spatially aware yeah be aware of your situational yeah Cause you never know, some people are the nicest people. You see so many documentaries. Yeah. Of like crazy people. But neither one of us will ever get arrested. Unless, you know, an accident happens, then yeah, I can see that for either of us. Alrighty, so. ⁓ Who do you think is more dramatic? I think we've done that one before. Yeah, I've done that one. And it was me, right? Yeah, we talked about it, depending on the scenario. If I got a job across the country, would you come with me? Yeah, because I could... I can join it up anywhere. Okay, so if I were applying jobs across the country, you would be in support of that? Yeah, if that's really what we feel like. We should do. We should do. Okay. First off, would be. led and guided by the man upstairs for sure. Okay. Okay. If I couldn't talk anymore, how would we communicate? and signals? Do know what that's called? Sign language, yes. Okay. I will learn sign language for you. I don't know sign language, so I'd have to learn it myself too. So we could learn it together. But first I would be like, I would be like. Hey, it might be better communication. Hey, Whatcha doin'? It might be better communication rather than saying that thingy, the thingy. Or you have to write something down on a whiteboard every five seconds. Well. I'm just saying because right now when I communicate to you, when I communicate to you I'm like, thingy and the thing, can you grab the thing? Yeah, that frustrated me so much. I'm like, Oh, is that the thing that you would change right there? Oh, I guess so. You could get to the point of what you're trying to ask me to do. That would be the thing. Well, okay, sometimes the word escapes me of what the thing is called, so I call it a thing in the thing. Because my brain is running a mile a minute and it's now having to backtrack on what I was trying to say. I'd also take away your colored blindness to help you out. That's so sweet. Wow, you're just the sweetest. Okay. If I got canceled online, would you defend me publicly? Of course. I think it would depend on what I did to get canceled. Yeah, but I would support you. You'd still support me? ⁓ if I had to change careers completely, would you support that too? We just talked about that. Well, that's jobs. That's if I moved to a different job. I'd still do the same job. Like if I had to start bottom scratch at the bottom. go to school again, you know, start, start school again. Exciting things. You gotta get that. Get that in. We'll keep you updated on that. Those, those go. I might have to do an online trade or not online. I'm doing trade school through the electrical. I could do a segment on quizzing. I'm quizzing you on some electrical stuff and you can tell us about electrical things. Possibly, yeah. That could be something. That would be an idea. Not every week, but when you're going to school just to kind of help you. We could make a game of it or something. Yeah. And do that. And then you can teach other people. teach all the people listening and watching on, hey, here's how you do electric stuff. Good job. Yeah. OK. I don't. If I became super annoying overnight, how long would you last? I don't know. I guess it depends on the annoyingness that you're being. Like annoying. Think of anything that annoys you and that's happening. Like super annoying. Overnight. How long do you think you would last before you just were like, no I can't do this? I probably wouldn't drive with you ever again. Or be the driver. Okay. ⁓ see ones that we haven't already done. what's something you think you're better at than me? That I think I'm better? Yeah. I know something that you are better at. That's just my opinion of myself. you I mean, I like to say that I think I'm better at card games than you, but it's definitely not true. No. You think you're better. Ultimate card game winner. You're better at board games. I do have a better track record at board games. Yeah, you're better at But the last two card games we've played together, have won. Catan and Piles. No, you won... Two... One game. No, I won two Oh, I think I ended up winning three because we played five games. No, we played three games. No, we didn't play three games. that we played Chain Link. We played four games at best. Yeah, I won... I know I won two. I know I won two, I thought I won three. No. Emma won 20 million of them. She won two of them. I think we played three games. That's probably what you're thinking about. No. No, I'm thinking of after we played chain like... Okay. But she beat me at... think I won the first chain and then you won the next. Yeah, we were taking turns basically. Yeah. Okay. Have you ever been embarrassed of me? No. No? Okay. And have you ever ignored my text on purpose? Sometimes I do. I knew it! Every time I'm like, I know you see it. I know you see it, you just don't want to respond to it. And that's fine, but still. What's one thing I do that makes no sense to you? What do mean it's not that fun? I don't know. We're not laughing as much as we did last episode. I don't know. When I got the idea and I saw the questions, I thought they were funny. I've laughed more at them than you have. So I don't know. ⁓ I'm trying to read you and it's a little hard. But it's also late. thing that you do that I don't understand. I don't understand why you think you can't cook. And every time you make something you're like, I did so bad. And. The thing, the only thing you've ever messed up on was that first sourdough bread you've done. Every other time it's been good. Like last night you thought that the Alfredo was bad. Yeah, because I felt like there wasn't enough sauce. And then when you made. You made spaghetti. You thought the spaghetti wasn't right. It's like, how do you mess up spaghetti? It was fine. Because I've never made those things. You never made spaghetti? Not with ground beef, where I have to actually cook the meat myself. I just use the sauce. So both of those things involve meat that I've never cooked before. Had it been shrimp, I would have been fine. I know how to cook shrimp. That's fine. No, meat's really not that hard to cook. Yeah, but you can mess it up though. People do it. So I felt like I was gonna be one of those people. No, ground beef is hard to mess up. This was particularly easy to cook because I don't cook it. I also make bacon too. I didn't say anything about my bacon. I did say... Well you asked me multiple times, is it good? Is it good baby? Well, because I think I was more concerned on like I overcooked it. Because they were... Did you cook it on the stove? You cooked that first one on the stove right? And then the last one you made was in the microwave, right? Yeah, because you said I could microwave it and so I did it and I never want to do that again. That was terrible. Why? rather get on the stove. Because I could not really tell if they were done. also they just put one piece of. paper? ⁓ huh the bacon strips put another paper on top put it in for four minutes and it cooks perfectly yeah they did not look like i mean it's not gonna be the same as if you cook it on this on a hot plate or the stove obviously not but well yeah so i but microwave bacon's not terrible since the person who hates anything being microwaved that's not leftovers But bacon's a little different because it still has the grease on it, so it doesn't get all soggy like... microwave pizza. Or microwave ramen noodles. Oh, I mean like when you put the cup, stick the cup in there? Or like redoing the noodles? Like after you've already cooked them on the stove? No. Like how I told you I used to make them. I would break them in to four. put them in the bowl, fill the bowl up with the four pieces crunch. Put it in the microwave. And cook it? Yeah. Like with water, like put water in? Yeah, put water in with the noodles. It's just like having a styrofoam cup and stick it in. Did I say something weird about that? You said that is disgusting. You said it has to be from the stove. ⁓ I don't remember ever saying that. remember ever saying that. You did. We were at your parents' Because you were making ramen and I said, why don't you just put it in microwave? And you were like, no. I think probably because of like the texture of the noodles. I don't know. No, because it wouldn't change the texture. don't know why it would have said that. And I don't know why you don't do it because it saves you time. And then dish. Yeah. You just use that dish. Cause a lot of time I'm making multiple packs. So you always eat the whole pack, which is why I don't know why you make full packs unless you're planning on sharing it with more. I do eat it. Not all of it. Yes I do. But this. No, you don't. I see noodles at the bottom of they're the small noodles that don't get on the fork. You do know they do get on the fork, you're just not doing it right. Just cause you can't twirl them. If you notice, mine has nothing in there. Barely no noodles. The only noodle you'll see is like this. I have seen string of noodles. Listen, Mancrysta, I need, I need help. I need help on this because I'm sure they've seen it too. I mean, they've probably seen leftover noodles in the... in the pot that I've heated them up because those don't always get out on the spoon and I'm scooping into the bowl. No, in the bowl itself. I'm telling you, I'm gonna text them after this and I'm gonna ask them because I need validation. I like to be validated. There's a shout out to my parents. Yeah, shout out. because my dad said that he didn't get shouted out even though he has been shouted out on the podcast. I don't think he has. I think we've talked about him. It's been a slight shout out. Yeah, but we talked about him, but we didn't say shout out. You didn't say shout out to my parents. don't think you did. No, I've never said that. Yeah. So we've said shout out to Matthew when his, yeah, my cousin's birthday was yesterday. Happy birthday, Matthew. Happy birthday, Matt. And then... It's funny because my dad's name is Matthew. Yeah, I know. That's why he said Matthew. His full name is Matthew. I know, but everyone calls him that. We have too many Matts. Yeah. Because I have a nephew named Matthew. So I have now three Matts in my life. OK, back to the random unhinged questions. If we were in a zombie apocalypse, would you save me or yourself? You. You would risk yourself to save me? Yes. No. Don't do that. Why? You can let me go. Because I promise you, if you're not with me, I'm dying two minutes later. Then there'll be no point in going on. Yeah. So you should at least let me... Divers and maybe get a little bit longer ways, especially if we have a kid we had a kid I mean, yeah, if we had a kid my first priority would be the kid. Okay. Well, that's good It doesn't specify that yeah, so don't specify that so that's not even that scenario I know but you're my top priority. I'm making it the scenario now. Yes, ⁓ children will be top priority Okay. Yes, our children. You said my children. Another shout out to my parents, because my dad gives my mom a hard time about that. ⁓ If I turned into a dog, would you keep me? Why? What are all these animal questions? Because have you not seen like... I've only seen the worm one. I haven't seen anything about other animals. Yeah, but that's something that women ask randomly. like at the most randomest of times, you know? If we were in a horror movie, who dies first? Again. Probably me. Again, I would do all, everything in my power to make sure that I would be the one not surviving in this scenario so that you could escape. Yeah. But I couldn't though. You have to understand, I'm a weakling. I'm so weak. That's why you have me. Exactly! So if you died... Then there's no point me running. I'm just... Unless I take down the killer with me. You could do that. I know you could. A zombie apocalypse. No. I think you're the chances of us both going out are probably... higher. If I had a clone, would you treat them the same? Ah, that one's tough. I don't know, I feel there would be some differences. Yeah? You would be able to tell which one was the clone? Would it be considered cheating if you kiss the clone? Yes, would still be cheating. Okay. Just curious. But you think you'd be able to tell the difference? No, I be able to figure it out. So you would treat them differently or would you treat them the same way you treat me? I would treat them differently. Okay. You'd treat them like a friend? Yeah. Hmm. Okay. If we had to compete against each other for money, would you go easy on me? I would hope not. No, I wouldn't. I mean, like, because eventually it would be both of us. Because I mean, if we're competing each other for money, either way we win. So that's fine. But I think that's more of like a dating type of question, not a we're already married type of question. If we had a reality show, what drama would we cause? What drama would we cause? Yeah. Probably something to do with sporting. It's for the events. Yeah, okay There was a question, but I didn't know Because I wanted to ask it just to see what your question was It was It was who would win in a fight, me or your ex. I bet on you. You would bet on me? Really? Yeah. Do you think that I could actually win though? Yeah. Okay. Cool. Good to know. Good to know. I can, I can fight. You think I can fight? Yeah. I mean, I fought You would fight, you would fight for your man. Oh, 100%. So... But do you like? I don't think any of my exes had any like fighting training of any kind. And you think I do? No, no, I'm saying like your chances are high because I don't think they don't have any fighting training. Yeah, but I've wrestled with you and I feel like I'm pretty strong. You are pretty strong. Yeah. So I think I can I think I can handle myself. Potentially if yeah, if it depended on you. Yeah, I had to like fight But I would never want to be aware girls out there don't don't push the buttons Yeah, you don't want that Okay All right, would you rather lose all our photos together or all our text messages? all of our text messages? I don't want to lose either because then I can't see all the cute things you say. It would be a tough choice for me. I think text messages are easy because a lot of things are just repeated. No. The memories in the photos is a lot better. Not from when you texted me happy birthday for the first time. screenshot of that though. So I guess, I guess if I knew I was gonna lose the text messages I would go back and screenshot the ones that I Screenshot the ones you like so then they're photos and not texts. Exactly. Okay. Would you rather I read your mind or you read mine? I would rather read your mind 100%. Why? To know what you're thinking about things and... And going back to when you're saying the thing. thing and So I can know what you're talking about. Okay, I think this is the dumbest question and I don't know why it pulled up but it said, would you rather switch lives with me for a week or stay yourself forever? Like you're already yourself. I thought that was the funniest question. Yeah. Because I'm like, I wouldn't want to have to deal with Alisa so I'll just stay myself. Wow, way to call out a name. Hopefully she never sees this ever. Okay, would you rather argue every day or never talk about problems? I think there's little arguments every day, so I would say argue every day. Not like, probably not every day. There's not little arguments every day, but like, during the day. Like, but you would rather have the I've seen the problem with bottling things up. Because if you argue every day, then you're probably arguing over little things every day. Yeah. Rather than holding in problems. Yeah. Okay, would you rather forget our anniversary or my birthday? I'd rather probably forget your birthday. Yeah, agreed. I would rather you forget my birthday because we don't always do something super special on my birthday. I want to shower other people on their birthday rather than people to shower me on my birthday type thing. Now, do I like my birthday? Sure. Do I want people to celebrate my birthday? Of course. But if you forget it, it's not the end of the It's hard to forget my birthday though. Very hard. Especially because we did a whole podcast about it. Cool. You're famous. I wish. I'm just kidding. Okay. Would you rather I over share everything or keep secrets? Overshare. You already do overshare, so... It wouldn't be any different. Would you rather I check your phone or you check mine? We already check each other's phones, so... Would you rather I interrupt you or ignore you? I don't think I've ever had a... feel like you interrupt because... Yeah, I'm gonna interrupt. Okay. Would you rather fight one giant version of me or ten tiny versions of me? Ten tiny versions. Ten tiny versions. How tiny are we talking, though? I don't know how tiny we're talking, but... Oh no. What? Would you rather I turn into a baby for a day or a 90-year-old? Is it for a day? 90. 90? Oh no, but then you get to see what the future looks like. So? So, if I was a baby you'd go drop me off with my mom for the day and get me back. It's called babysitting. Let's just see what the future looks like. ⁓ Would you rather have my voice or my laugh forever? Your voice. Would you rather be stuck in a car with me singing or in silence forever? stuck in a car with you singing forever or stuck in a car with you being silent forever? You're either in a car of silence or in a car with me singing. Singing? Okay. Would you rather we go on a reality show or a survival show? Reality. Really? I'm surprised you didn't say survival. I don't know why. Just because of how you are. That's not a compliment. What? That's not a compliment. No, just cause you have more experience with the reality stuff. Survival? Survival. But do you think that we wouldn't survive? Me Oh, we can survive. No, I'll swap it. Yeah. Okay, well, cause here's a reality show. more fun. Well, yes, and we could a more fun. don't know. be a team rather than... Now, keep in mind... get heated of course you know because it is a form of reality TV a survival show but a reality TV show you need drama and then you're involved in the drama and I'm someone who likes to just watch the drama unfold I don't like to really be because being in drama... Yes, we'll be naked and afraid. the one you want to go in? ⁓ not going to be naked I'm afraid but we'll do a survival show. ⁓ you rather I narrate your life or read your thoughts out loud? ⁓ my life. ⁓ be Truman. ⁓ you rather relive our first date or our wedding day? ⁓ day. ⁓ ⁓ was a great day. ⁓ you rather have more time or more money? ⁓ don't think money. Okay, alright. Well, I don't know. I always want more time with you. And a lot of time. So probably time, actually. Well, it's just saying more time or more money. There's no me and you together. It's just asking you in general. What would you want? Well, if I had more time, I would have more time with you. He's so... He's being so sweet, He's being so sweet. What do mean, I'm being so sweet? This is how I always am. You're being extra sweet. Probably because you just want to get a kiss. That's probably it. I get kisses regardless of doesn't matter if I'm sweet. matter if you're sweet or not. You always get a kiss. Yeah. That's lucky. I have to be sweet to get a kiss. That's not true at all. I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding. So, would you rather... Would you rather be stuck with me 24-7? 24-7, that means day in, day out. All the time, like I'm glued to your hip, okay? Or only see me once a week. I don't think I could do once a week. So you would rather have me step by you 24-7? Yeah. Okay. Alright. Well those were the only ones I had. Cause I already struggled enough not seeing you everyday when we were dating, so. Oh yeah, that was pretty bad. That was all I had. The other ones that were ones that we did when we were getting to know you and did one other time where it's like, who said I love you first? And who spends more money and who takes longer and who's more sensitive? Yeah, that was beginning of our... Yeah, that's a... That was episode one. You gotta go back and listen to that one. was another one. There was another one too that we did. that I did some questions like that too. But yeah, if I lost all my money, would you stay? Yes. I feel like we would be outside. ⁓ We would have no animals. If I lost all my money, we'd have to be like, goodbye. Goodbye world. Goodbye home. But yeah, so that was... Those were... Those were it. It was just to be a fun, chillaxed episode. Nothing crazy. It's a pretty fun episode. Yeah? You didn't seem like you You were finding the questions as funny as I did. But that's okay. I enjoyed answering them. Yeah? You liked answering them? Yeah. Okay. Well... That was all I got. ⁓ we had general conference also this past weekend and so We would like to give a challenge to our listeners ⁓ Every Sunday like for the next few Sundays This is just something me and Jonah do but after church typically we do like to get a conference talk and listen to a conference talk and because it was Easter Sunday and it was a really busy weekend ⁓ with getting a new cat, going to the movies to celebrate my niece's birthday and then Jonah's party. We really didn't get to watch the Saturday session as much as we would have wanted to. So we're gonna do it and we want to challenge you to do it too, but ⁓ after church every Sunday listen to one conference talk from previous conference that you either missed or you don't remember very well. Yeah. And you can look those up on churchofjesuschrist.org. Yep. And it can also be found on YouTube. Yep, YouTube as well general conference ⁓ April 20 26 26 yep, so Just wanted to put that put that challenge out there for anyone who wants to do it. ⁓ Again, we're gonna pick random ones It's not gonna go like directly in order. So if we were doing it order then you could follow along with us But unfortunately, we're not doing it that way But we might talk a little bit about the talk Maybe so just a little bit. ⁓ but yeah, thought that would be something fun to kind of get our listeners involved a little bit with something that we do and Yeah, that's that's all I got So we'll see what next week brings. Have a good week y'all. Enjoy your week. Happy Friday. Bye.