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Things That Must Go From March 11th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: Well, these are things that are bugging you, our dear
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  Speaker 2: friends of the program, things that you can't take any more.
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  Speaker 2: You need them out of your life. So you write
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  Speaker 2: it down on a piece of well on an email
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  Speaker 2: is what you do. And you put muscle on the
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  Speaker 2: subject line, and you send it to Radio from Hell
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  Speaker 2: at X ninety six dot com. And maybe, just maybe
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  Speaker 2: these things will disappear from your life. You might get
• 0:30
  Speaker 2: so lucky, but it might just make you feel better
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  Speaker 2: if you hear us read it on the radio. So Musco,
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: put muscle on the subject line, send it to US
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  Speaker 2: Radio from Hell at X ninety six dot com.
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  Speaker 3: Carry Oh, okay, this one from Mike, checking in from
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  Speaker 3: the Lake Bed community of Syracuse. The gateway to Antelope Island.
• 0:53
  Speaker 3: Things that must go, Palm trees in Saint George. I
• 0:57
  Speaker 3: like the red rocks and desert scenery. Really want to
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: look like southern California. Have the best day possible, Mike, Mike,
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  Speaker 3: I disagree with you.
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  Speaker 2: I do.
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  Speaker 3: This one from uh Linda. I'm guessing this one has
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  Speaker 3: been requested before. In any case, talking on the phone
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  Speaker 3: on the bus, please make it.
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  Speaker 2: Go, which there was one of the Airlines United.
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  Speaker 3: That's their new rule.
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  Speaker 2: Just don't.
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  Speaker 3: And this one from another mic things that two things
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  Speaker 3: the MUSCO the PSA warning that the opinions shared are
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  Speaker 3: not views of Broadway Media and that parental discretion is advised,
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  Speaker 3: does not also include a warning about the political nature
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  Speaker 3: of this discussion. How can I shield my delicate ears
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  Speaker 3: from dirty politics such as segments as poop chat lists
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  Speaker 3: or geek news if there is no warning that politics
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  Speaker 3: permeates everything in society, Well, that's true. Sarcasm aside, Please
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  Speaker 3: keep doing the political parts of your show. It is
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  Speaker 3: a large part of why I listen. Well, I wish
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  Speaker 3: you'd tell our clients. Then, okay. Number two that Utah
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  Speaker 3: Word of the Day does not include a guest spot
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  Speaker 3: with kato'calin rooming with Frank Christ in some odd couple.
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  Speaker 2: Escapade kato'caalan catocalin rooming with Frank Christ.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Cato, would you clean up after yourself?
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  Speaker 2: Oh man, I'm playing call of duty?
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  Speaker 1: There you go? There I go. Consider it done.
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  Speaker 3: Who's next?
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  Speaker 2: Oh you done? Let's see, I'll go next. This one
• 2:46
  Speaker 2: says my thing that must go as family members who
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  Speaker 2: leave only two or three small pieces left in the
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  Speaker 2: snack bag or one small sip of juice left in
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  Speaker 2: the bottle, instead of just finishing it, finishing the snack
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  Speaker 2: and finishing the drink and then throwing it away. To
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  Speaker 2: make things worse, the culprits often open up new snacks
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  Speaker 2: and new drinks. My thoughts whenever I see this is
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  Speaker 2: finish the open bottle or eat the rest of the
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  Speaker 2: snacks in the bag already open. Having ten different snacks
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  Speaker 2: on the table with two pieces left in each one
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  Speaker 2: just for the knowledge that they may want that one
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  Speaker 2: little bit left later is infuriating. By some miracle, the
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  Speaker 2: snack or the drink has finally finished, the empty bag
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  Speaker 2: or the bottle is placed on the counter right next
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  Speaker 2: to the trash can no kidding. With a good gust
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  Speaker 2: of wind, it could go on its own. For the
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  Speaker 2: love of all that is holy, I wish they would
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  Speaker 2: just finish the snack or the drink and put it
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  Speaker 2: in the little receptacle mark trash for all of those
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  Speaker 2: in a similar situation. As I let it be known,
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  Speaker 2: the trash will not bite you, I promise. It just
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  Speaker 2: opens with a little slight use of the foot pedal,
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  Speaker 2: and it makes the trash disappear, never to be seen again,
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  Speaker 2: or on the counter or in the fridge. So please
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  Speaker 2: please make this madness in my kitchen caused by my
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  Speaker 2: wife and daughter oh go away. Thanks for letting me listen, sincerely,
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  Speaker 2: the dad with a sea of empty trash bags or
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  Speaker 2: snack bags all over his dining room table and the
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  Speaker 2: never ending near empty drinks in the fridge. This one says,
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  Speaker 2: good morning, lords, you may use my name. It is
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  Speaker 2: zane Doctors who say cyclic vomiting syndrome is the same
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  Speaker 2: as cannabis hyperkinesis syndrome, hyper emesis hyper emesis syndrome. These
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  Speaker 2: are two very different things, similar but very different. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: doctors who have no bedside manner. They come, they see you,
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  Speaker 2: and they go mm or oh sure, and then they
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  Speaker 2: just leave the fact that it's only March. I'm glad
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  Speaker 2: it's March because down here we are done with cold weather.
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  Speaker 2: But it's not September. I want September here because then
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  Speaker 2: we can move back to Bountiful. Anytime you talk about Bountiful,
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  Speaker 2: I get super homesick. I know in seven months will
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: be back, but it's just hard hearing about your hometown
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  Speaker 2: and not being there. And by the way, I said,
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  Speaker 2: a thing that must go about the X ninety six
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  Speaker 2: app not displaying the songs being played so I can
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  Speaker 2: try and incorporate them in my check ins. And since
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  Speaker 2: then they've come back they seem to have fixed the problem,
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  Speaker 2: so things that must go really do work. Thank you,
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  Speaker 2: Lords zaying. And finally this one, hey, radio from Hell
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  Speaker 2: Lords the fighter jets taking off from Hell Air Force
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  Speaker 2: Base and flying around at full throttle at ten pm.
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  Speaker 2: Those can go bad. Tasting hospital coffee can go. Headaches,
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  Speaker 2: the lodge behind my eyes can go. Lymphoma must go. Cheers,
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  Speaker 2: Johnny B. Gina.
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  Speaker 1: This from Jim. Hello, for the next three years, the
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  Speaker 1: HR department where I work needs to stop sending me
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  Speaker 1: nasty notices that I am late in completing my annual
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  Speaker 1: business ethics and anti corruption training. Trust me, I still
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  Speaker 1: recall from last year's and the last three years of
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  Speaker 1: mandatory trainings that meals or gifts from suppliers with a
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  Speaker 1: value over seventy five dollars may require approval of my manager.
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  Speaker 1: All the best, Jim. Let's see this from my I
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  Speaker 1: don't know. I recently updated my iPhone and now I'm
• 6:08
  Speaker 1: receiving pop up bads, and I don't know how to
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  Speaker 1: stop them completely. My girlfriend begging me to get rid
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  Speaker 1: of my eighteen year old car must go. It runs fine,
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  Speaker 1: there's just some dings therein. It's missing a bumper, but
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  Speaker 1: the gas tank fills up for twenty five dollars. It's
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  Speaker 1: got an air conditioner and the heat work. Quit bugging
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  Speaker 1: me about it. And finally this, this is from Hunter,
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  Speaker 1: Trevor Lee and Mike Lee's collective campaigns for City Weekly's
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  Speaker 1: Worst Utah And can't we just give it to them both?
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  Speaker 1: They can both go away forever. That's true. My friend
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  Speaker 1: Tony having frequent car problems, he should be more concerned
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  Speaker 1: about Eurovision than he is about his car. And finally
• 6:45
  Speaker 1: this having to explain turtle chips to people. No, they
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  Speaker 1: aren't made from turtles. Just try them. Just try them,
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  Speaker 1: you'll see how good they are.
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  Speaker 3: Stay care.
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  Speaker 2: What are they?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what.
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  Speaker 2: I don't try them.
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  Speaker 1: They're not turtles.
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  Speaker 2: Put it in your mouth, Okay, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Begs that must go on the radio
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  Speaker 3: From her show