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Best “Dadvice” · STEVE 8

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SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
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SPEAKER_01: Driving over to my uh one of my rentals to meet the uh garage door guy.
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SPEAKER_01: It seems there's something wrong with the garage door.
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SPEAKER_01: Isn't that exciting?
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SPEAKER_00: Isn't that so exciting?
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SPEAKER_00: That is just the most exciting thing I think I've heard in the last 10 minutes.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, the overhead door.
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SPEAKER_01: It's called overhead door.
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SPEAKER_01: And I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I think something's wrong with the track.
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SPEAKER_01: I think it's gonna be you know big deal, but maybe not.
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SPEAKER_01: We'll see.
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SPEAKER_01: Those guys are good.
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SPEAKER_01: What are you doing?
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SPEAKER_00: I'm just drinking some coffee sitting on the back.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, is it is it early?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess it's early morning for you over there.
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SPEAKER_00: It's kind of still it's kind of in the eight eight o'clock a it's kind of old school for us.
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SPEAKER_00: Remember way back in the day?
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SPEAKER_00: Remember back in the day?
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SPEAKER_00: Eight o'clock.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, that was every time ago.
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SPEAKER_00: That's back when we were young.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, I I was finding that uh I'd stay up till midnight almost nights, and that was the best time before I went to bed to call you, which would be 9 p.m.
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SPEAKER_01: your time, but you weren't answering most of the time when I called you at midnight.
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SPEAKER_00: Usually sitting on the couch watching something and rubbing my wife's feet.
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SPEAKER_00: That's usually what's happening at that time.
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SPEAKER_00: And so that wins.
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SPEAKER_00: Sorry.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, wins.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm you know, I like feet, so I'm kind of a foot guy, so you know, that's gonna win.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: All right, so I'm well uh so you must have something inspirational today.
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SPEAKER_01: Well or you do.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'm getting over like just I went on that trip with the boys to Texas and I wore myself out, and then I got home and I just you bought a purse.
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SPEAKER_01: I I think I was pretty much almost sick.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm still trying to recover from that.
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SPEAKER_00: You bought a purse, is what you did.
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SPEAKER_00: That's the first thing you did.
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SPEAKER_00: You went out, I did what?
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SPEAKER_00: Started shopping for purses.
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SPEAKER_00: No, we didn't do that.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's kind of what you should do.
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SPEAKER_01: That's that's we're like it's kind of more tougher than that.
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SPEAKER_00: That's a smart, that's what a smart person.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but you know, when you get our age, it's all about it's not about toughness anymore.
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SPEAKER_00: It's about just being smarter.
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SPEAKER_00: You gotta be smart.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and it's just way smarter to have all your shit in one thing that you can just pick up and so you have a purse, you have a purse, and you're trying to uh justify that.
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SPEAKER_00: And so does most every man in Europe have, which is the you know but do they call it a satchel?
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SPEAKER_00: No, I don't know what they call it.
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SPEAKER_00: I think they call it a purse.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't think they care.
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SPEAKER_00: I love it when people come to me, they're saying they're going, oh yeah, you have a merse.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, nope, nope, it's a purse.
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SPEAKER_00: No, you have a man purse.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm like, nah, it's just a purse.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just a purse.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't need to look like a purse.
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SPEAKER_00: I don't need to it it's I don't know what uh the purse looks like have you ever gone to a purse store?
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SPEAKER_00: Like no in the it's there's nine billion ways to make a purse.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just a thing that you know holds things.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just a thing that holds things.
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SPEAKER_00: You know, back in the day, back in like cowboy days, they had like a little bag where they had all their stuff tied to their horse.
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SPEAKER_00: I mean, right?
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SPEAKER_00: They didn't have pockets.
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SPEAKER_01: I've just got pockets, yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't have any problem with pockets, they work well for me.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but how do you where do you put your phone?
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SPEAKER_00: And then you've got my altoids, and then I've got my sunglasses, and then I've got my you know, my wallet's the size of a you know, small house, and then I've got my you know, if I have any pills I have to take for um allergies.
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SPEAKER_00: I just it's just all in one thing.
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SPEAKER_00: I've got papers that I whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: It's just all that you know, you know what I used to now.
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SPEAKER_00: Here's one.
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SPEAKER_00: This one's good, this one's gonna really rock your skirt.
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SPEAKER_00: You know what I used to carry in my purse?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, you know what's funny?
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SPEAKER_00: Before I had a purse, I'd ask my wife, like, hey, can you carry this stuff?
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SPEAKER_00: And then when I had a purse, then I'd like to.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what a wife is for, isn't it?
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SPEAKER_01: Carry all your stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but you know.
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SPEAKER_00: Isn't that what the wife is for?
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SPEAKER_00: You know what?
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SPEAKER_00: So you know what is funny?
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, and the other thing that's in my purse is I always have napkins.
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SPEAKER_00: Always.
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SPEAKER_00: Like I need napkins, or you know, whatever.
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SPEAKER_00: Like, like you some people need tissues.
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SPEAKER_00: I need napkins, usually paper towels, you know, hardy.
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SPEAKER_00: There's something hardy about them.
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SPEAKER_00: And I've got good ones folded in my purse, just like um who plugs.
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SPEAKER_01: I've got those.
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SPEAKER_01: I've always got those too, but they're folded in my cargo pants.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: So for me, they're just you know, folded in my purse.
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SPEAKER_00: And then you know what I used to carry, you know.
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SPEAKER_00: Um I used to I used to now, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: This might rock the whole internet.
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SPEAKER_00: Um, what I used to carry were it's gonna sound weird.
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SPEAKER_00: What I used to carry were tampons.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay why?
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SPEAKER_00: Why?
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SPEAKER_00: For the ladies.
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SPEAKER_00: There you go.
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SPEAKER_01: I was you want to be the hero of your world.
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SPEAKER_00: I was the one, I was like, hey man, there's gonna be one day, and there was, where one of the ladies is like, oh no, like dad to the rescue, dun dun dun.
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SPEAKER_00: That's it, that's a really proud day for you.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I was I was I was like, Cape, I had a cape flowing.
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SPEAKER_00: That's a that's a that's that's really good dad advice for other dads somewhere.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah stats somewhere, even if you're not even if you're not smart enough.
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SPEAKER_01: The ones that are uh in California.
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SPEAKER_00: Even if you're not smart enough to have it in your purse, dads, have one stash somewhere.
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SPEAKER_00: See there you go.
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SPEAKER_00: That was the big bomb drop the big mic drop that happened.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I like that.
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SPEAKER_01: I think that that's uh that's some real good advice right there.
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SPEAKER_01: It is, it is.
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SPEAKER_00: It it saved the day that time.
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SPEAKER_00: I think we're at the fair or something, I can't remember, but it was it was it was gonna be game over.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: So there you go.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh so is uh Courtney still around?
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SPEAKER_01: Courtney, Courtney's still around?
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SPEAKER_01: Just finished you for a short time there.
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SPEAKER_00: He he left.
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SPEAKER_00: We stayed up till 2 a.m.
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SPEAKER_00: that night um and had way too many beverages.
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SPEAKER_01: We did the same thing.
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SPEAKER_00: I think I'm still hurting.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm not hurting.
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SPEAKER_00: We did it for two or three nights in a row, and I'm still hurting.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: We can't do that anymore.
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SPEAKER_01: We're well we can, and we did, but it's not we shouldn't do that.
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SPEAKER_00: I guess it's time.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but and so so but nobody cried.
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SPEAKER_00: Is that what you're saying?
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SPEAKER_00: Nobody, you guys you didn't get into the level of we never we never cried, we don't have anything to cry about.
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SPEAKER_00: You can cry for being so happy, you're so happy to be around your bros bonding like this.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm I'm feel I'm feeling emotional just talking about it for you.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, are you gonna cry?
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SPEAKER_00: Good you what if I do, I've got it.
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SPEAKER_00: I've got a napkin in my purse right here that right next to the I wish I could see what this purse looked like of yours.
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SPEAKER_01: It it it looked like a purse.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what to tell you.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm still my voice is not really back yet.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, we were in uh in a in a uh a concert where we had to yell.
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SPEAKER_01: We were in a rodeo where we had to yell.
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SPEAKER_01: I was just yelling.
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SPEAKER_01: I think I was just yelling just uh just after drinking.
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SPEAKER_01: I think I just talking too loud.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what happened, but I bet basically lost my voice.
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SPEAKER_01: But it's coming back a little bit.
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SPEAKER_01: Too many years.
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SPEAKER_01: I had a massage last night that I was supposed to go to.