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- From here youre city in New York. The Judy Canova Show ruffed you each week for the Colgate Palm out of Peach Company, makers of Palm, out of Sofa and Colgate tooth Powder. I'm out of Sofia, Beauty hopeing Colgate Toothpowder for a breathless weeks that The Judy Canova Show with No Rank, Bibby Dandridge, Jikns, Richard Cogan, Minerva Pius, Ernie Fiorito and his Orchestra and starring Judy Canova all rogo Bill, can't I day you have to pay all what you get. I will be here when you find me. Don't come and find me. File it to pay pal. You don't lead alone, lady. You don't lead alone, Lady. I can't give you any thing but love. Dicky waky bee, That's the only thing I'm thinking. I'm vomita a baby bee, dream of wie stream of why you're sort of find oh sure to find us and I guess oh, I thank you, Bodee. You like to see you're looking swell baby. I'm embracements wore worth jessuwa womany bed till that lunny day. You know darn where. I can't give you and anything but present anybody here, see my honey, my little honey. Won't he won't he won't he. I can't give my honey anything all this week. Goody is in the York. But how she got here is a different story. As we're looking at her now, she has just finished writing a letter. Do it, I'd say, Geranium, Yes, Judy, I'm just writing the letter. Dad. I can tell her about our trip. I'll read it to you to see if I left anything out. Okay, elen fast, dear right. Just ride from California. Travel first class. Gosh them freight cars. You're our stuffy, don't kidding? We did all right. It's that when I first got to my car, I found a dog in my upper birth So I said, conductor, there's a dog in this upper berth. I can't understand it, And he said I can't understand it neither. That dog paid for a lower. Goddess, Jude, I didn't hear about that, said, what'd you said to the dog? Well, Cheradium, what do you think God said? I says, lastly, go home? Well, yes, your right, honey, I said, Paige. John went said the club car and had a weekend cocktail. You drink it and your weekend's right there. Oh you've had them. Don't give me that stuff. It's so powerful you can bite off the end of the oliven use it as a hand grenade. You know those cars? Yeah, Well, did you tell you ain't anything about the taxicabs here in New York? Yeah, listen to that radium. The taxis here ain't like Los Angeles. They don't blow their horns and scare you half to death. They chase you across the sidewalk and run you up the side of the building. You know something training my song are a full terrible accident yesterday on Fifth Avenue. You did what happened? Well, sir? A lady came waving down the street, wrapped her car around the lamp post, and when the policeman ran over and said let me see your license, she said, you mean with driving like that, I can get a license, you know, saying you know she did? She got it. But you know those cross towns buses as ones that fascinated me. They go up one street, come back on another street. Yeah, I guess they're ashamed to come back on the same street to go up on They had to finished your letter to y enemy shut all ever? Stay where was? Oh? Yeah, yeah, have a nice room. It's air conditioned with a lovely view of the skyline. They hope to have the roof on by Christmas. It is just as well you didn't come down to the station to see us off when we left Los Angeles, because some very funny things happened there. We got there about fifteen Green Diamond Special leading on track nine, all aboard for Kansas City, Amarillo took and carry Ashtabula I, Sai Yampa and ebbetts Field car hours the following cause already for occupation. That that is all on? Man? Which car was that supposed to be the smoking car? Dreaming? We got everything? Oh yeah, honey, we prepared for any emudgency. Yeah, I'm eating Carna trust over forty five on my hip, A forty five revolver, no forty five girdles. There you got something. I bet you thought I was a pistol packing ball. I don't know about the pistol, but you sure got plenty of packing. Hey, Geranium, I'm a little mixed up. Are we riding on the Challenger? The Challenger not me? Honey? Oh my Money's riding on Joe Louis. Attention, attention please. The Pine Valley Express is arriving on track five at five o'clock. The Phoenix Fier is leaving on Track five that five o'clock. Oh, most trains are on the same track. Won't it be a collision? Yes? This is a faciliest platter run a railrond. Hey, Geranium. Look at all those service men. Oh gosh, I wish some big, old, handsome sergeant had come up to me and say, fighten me for ducking in your face and you're eating, Pedro? Where have you been with all our luggage? You're the sleepiest parking I ever saw. Don't you ever do anything fast? See? I can get tired of her fans? Can you read? I'm sorry I'm late, but I just joined the Girl Scouts. Girl scout? Why I saw you and some sailors? See, we were scouting for girls? Can you read it? Easy? First time I ever had to pay my fare on a train. Oh well, Pedro, how do you usually travel with my cousin Gonzale? She patched me in my suitcase and I leave one hand sticking on what far? So I can carry the shot? Can you know something awful happened. A little animal got in my luggage. A little animal. See a little punk he got in my throne. He spill all my junk, gave me a clunk. Now I am shrong. Why it was a strong jenny? Mean, I have a boom for the new mayor when we get to New York. How does it go? Pedro? Is there once was a man named a Dwyer, a man who was a live wire. He is the man of the hour, but he's no really the flower. He never runs out through a fire. Pedro, you know something. If you recite that farm, the mayor is liable to give us the key to the city. Then change all the lock. Well, here's our train. Let's get on and find our seat. Real folks, let's train go to New York in fifteen minutes. Ain't that wonderful? It used to take four days? Easy? The young lady, watch your step, young lady's the steppers. I'll play hi, I'll watch it. I don't have to. Those sailors are watching it for me. Use coldy toothpowder, keep smiling just right you each morning, and use it that night. Don't take a chance with the r romance. Use cold Gate toothpowders, young lady, a question from Colgate toothpowder. If you've not been asked to change your name, could a breath of trouble be to blame? You know that little breath of trouble, I mean, unpleasing breath can hamper your popularity, mark you down socially. It's happened to thousands without their knowing. So just do this. Brush your teeth night and morning and before every date with Coldgate toothpowder. For Coldgate toothpowder cleans your breath as it cleans your teeth. Yes, scientific tests have definitely proved that in seven cases out of ten, Coldgate toothpowder instantly stops unpleasing breath that originates in the mouth. What's more, no dentifice at any price cleans your teeth more quickly and thorough. The Colgate tooth pardy, remember the buy at first thing, and remember the name Colgate tooth Parder with the accents on powder. Don't take a chance with your old man's use cold Gates tooth powder. Well, it's writing before you know it will be in Chicago. Yeah, the Students show has been a nice pill. Take your box lunches here folks, get your box lunches here, box lunch folks, No thanks, I just ate one of them box lunches. Take some boy capetitive soda hair pop. Say, I wonder where Pedro is here? I am saying, read it. I've been up for hours. I always get over the crack of dawn, you do, see, and I stop up the crack and go back to beds. But seen you reader? Last night when the train stopped in Kansas City, the shades was up, and I couldn't sleep a wing? Oh, Pedro, why don't you pull the shade down? When they couldn't reach that far? It was across the street anyway, Dobie, she ain't And you read it this morning and made a pretty girl in the club carn What was she like? Pedro? Describe her? He describes? And yeah, you know, I mean was she tall? Was she short? What color were her eyes? And so forth? Well, I don't know about horizon her face, but all that and so far. Peanuts chewing gum, candy, peanuts chewing gum. Say mister, what you got there? Sardine sandwiches? Yeah, twenty five cents for the domestic and a dollar in a quarter for the important sardines. What's the extra dollar? Far kind? The imported ones come from Sweden, Well give me the domestic ones. I ain't gonna paint no sardines fair across the ocean. Let him swim across. You know, I packed a lotch of ham in Limburger sandwiches myself, but I had to throw it away. Yeah, why well, a ham might have made it to Chicago, but the Limburger should have got off at Pasadena, and that joke should have got off at Glendale, and I should have got off before I got Oh, here comes that fellow who got on at Kansas City. I wonder what he wants. Oh, the girl just sawry. It's talking to the candy butcher. You like men, I gather, yes, I like men. Anybody gathers. Hey, mind up sitting down here? Well now I don't know. Thanks. I like to look the scenery, but I forgot my glasses. Wall I we're going through some pretty country. I point out the beauties to you. Oh, you don't have to point, sister. When I see one, all just wis all ain't got a Jim Dandy? You tell him tis your paper? You aren't terrible? Say my name is Ross the world. I'm a traveling salesman. I got a line of fancy noceans. Well you better change a line, mister, I got a notion that ain't going over so well. Hey, ain't you kind of old to be flirting with a girl like me? Me? Or why I'm just sneaking up on twenty seven? Well you better turn around, just sneaking up on it from the wrong direction? Thank tm me something? Are you married? You tell him, Chimney, I don't smoke to kill her if I'm married to the finest little woman you ever saw. Here's a picture of her than she is mighty pretty, you tell him, typewriter, head your necks underwood well loaded tonight? Why my little woman took first prize in the beauty contash back home? She took by spie, you'll bet, but they made her put it back. They ain't kind of pizzerino a Yes today, Yes, sir, you know see the finest little woman that ever lived? She jode wrote me up when she ran away with my best friend? Now, who is your best friend? Whoever? She ran away? When that ain't well? Saw? Oh wi, that fella's mother must have been scared by Can you top this? You want to get some cheat, you better get into the dining car. That's right, Uranium. I'll go in for lunch right now. Hello, miss Kenova, I have a place for you. Or do you mind sitting at the same table with that handsome gentleman? Well, I don't know, Stewart. That handsome gentleman is annoying me. Why, miss Kenova? He hasn't even looked at you. I know that's what's annoying me. Howdy, mister Oh, how do you do it? Won't you sit down? Thanks? Nice day, ain't it? Yes? Pretty scene raiders? Yes. Kind of cold back here too, ain't it? Yeah? Golly, give us fella a little incouragement. He'll talk an arm off you say this? Ain't you even gonna talk to me? I'm sorry, I was preoccupied. Have you heard the rumors? What rumors I heard? We have a terrible wash out on this road? Oh? Shut, I always look like this. Want to sleep on the fay? Have you ever been east before? No? But my aunt is in politics in California, and I met some prominent New Yorkers. Yeah, mister Farley came up to my house. Mister Dewey came up to my ranch. How about LaGuardia. He came up to my knees right away. Are you on a pleasure trip? I show around, boy, I'm going to New York to see the World's Fair. The World's Fair? Why that ended five years ago? Five years ago? Yes, I've gone that Pacific coast time. It always keep throwing me off, waiting for the train to come in. I waiting for a man to come home. I counted every minute of each live long day, then to man the college. If he went off way, I had a million kid drops some more, waiting about the one our door. I'm waiting him to deep up out the railroad side, looking for all the future train that brings him back. I'm waiting for the light to begin, wait for the train to come in. I sad a million kid drop some more. Oh, it's about the one out of door. I'm waiting to deep up oy the a road tracer, looking for all the tacy train that rings him bad. I'm waiting for the light to be gay waking mom, tryal that is duty and all the thing, waiting for the plan to come in. Remember doctor's cool palm aala jury results. It's true. 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Two out of three of all women tested a more beautiful complexion in just fourteen days, no matter what beauty care they used before. So get palm Olive soap see what palm olive can do for your own complexion in only fourteen days, and for towboy showers for loveliness all over. Get the new big, thrifty batsized Pomolive. Golly juranium. This cab driver's been driving us around New York for hours. Here reminds me the time I gave a soldier lift out in Los Angeles. Is that was very patriotic too, miss Judy. Did the soldier try to hold your hands? Now? Did it try to hug you? No? Didn't he want to kiss you? No? Then what'd you do? I sent him back for more basic craning. Yeah, that much char needed it too, say driver, when you take it a little easy. This is the first time I've ever wrote in a taxi. Oh that's all right, care. This is the first time I ever drove one. Hey, this Shawn has a funny looking cab. What's that hole in the roof for? Oh? That's in case I get a say with a bas siggle. Hey, what is that picture there by your driver's license? What's that? That's my identification all of your cab drivers have to happen. Yeah, but that's not your picture. What's the idea of putting a lot of Turner's picture on your license, I don't know. I guess it's just a dreamer in me. Well, here we are, dram How much you owe your driver or check the meet a kid? Well kids, including text, that'll be roughly thirty seven sisty, Well that's a little two rough. You best move it out a little and say, driver, it's only six blocks from here to where you picked us up. What's the idea of detouring as to Brooklyn in back? Oh? Yes, say kid, I was born in Brooklyn, and every now and then I get a joining to see the motherland. Golly, I wish we could find a place to live. You know. We even tried to find an apartment in the Umpire State Building you mean Empire, No, I mean Umpire. We couldn't get the first base. Say maybe I can't help you. Now, there's a place for rent in the Jointment round Lives. It's the one roller part with an adjoining. Yeah, with an adjoining what I don't know. We never could get that out of door open. Well, anyway, we'll keep on looking. Gee, Uranium, mate, New York, Isswell City, though this is ma'am. Look over there there's a statue of General Sherman riding a horse and can of swords. General Sherman Paul Feller scary. They are to give him a shotgun instead of that sword. It was for so he could shoot them pigeons off his hat. Say, here's a hotel where Pedro said he'd meet us, Jane Willikers. Look at this man in the fancy uniform by the door. Yeah, and look at all those metals he's wearing. Say mister, are you a veteran? Yes? Oh years at me? Well one of those medals for honorable disjobe. You see, I worked in the conset department and I was injured during a bargain. Save had a bargain sail and the corser department. Yes, it was a counter attack in the Battle of the Bowl. Well, come on, jeray, and we gotta find a place to live. Come on, that's hurry. Time's a wasting golly. I hope they got some rooms for rent here. Yeah, what can I do for you? Oh? Is this mister Morris Bardon house. Yeah, well we're looking for some rooms. You got a mighty nice day for it. I'm sorry, as Canoba we have no vacancies in this part of the hotel. But we have three lovely rooms in the annex. Oh good, I'll take them. Where is the annex in Pittsburgh? Party lady? Have you got any rooms? Well, we're very particular about whom we take in. Do you have any identifications? Sure? I have a little ward on the marm and urda. Is that any way to talk about me? Well, let's hear now. How about the food? Is that any good, young lady? Our cuisine is superb. Yeah, I know that, But there's a food any good? Our food is famous. Every day we serve two ray meatballs, two way meatballs. Yes, they measured your mouth and harden in your stomach. Hi mister, I don't suppose you got any rooms? Well, yes, we just had a cancelation. I can put you in the bridal suite, in the presidential suite, the manager site, the housekeepers, the janitor. How about an upper on the pool table. Yeah, I'm sure you ain't got no rooms. That's Whyvishure's beautiful. Especially that white wallpaper was in pretty red blotches on it. That's pretty. Oh yes, we're very proud of that white wallpaper with a lovely red pattern. It was designed by an expert from House and Guard Housing, Good housekeeper. He was an interior decorator. He was a well known painter, a paper hand. Forget it. We threw a right tomato when the electric stands. Well, you ain't em How do you like this room? Miss the wedd you get it? Oh boy, I'm telling you, these New Yorkers ain't gonna outsmart me. I got this room, but just answering, I won't add yes, sir, I got a six month's lease for two hundred dollars. Well, don't look now, but this is the waiting room in the Pennsylvania station. The waiting room in the Pennsylvania Station. It sure is, honey, What made you answer that, ad? Well, it's said, large room, hot and cold, running water, next to fine restaurant and close to transportation. Folks, thousands of married men and the armed forces have become fathers while they were overseas, and they're coming home now to the greatest thrill they've ever known, the thrill of seeing their babies for the first time. So tonight I'd like to sing a song especially for them. M go to see you, little baby, Go to see you, little baby. When you wake you Patty paddy Cake and ride a shiny little pony. Daddy father on the baby day, He's coming on the baby. Stop your crying, Daddy will be buying you with shiny little pony. Howso baby, little baby, bye baby, little baby, Daddy's not a bee? Are we doing me? Then? Will ever be so longly firl to see you little baby? Go to see the little baby when you wake you, Paddy satdy Cake can ride shiny little Polly rock abutta baby in the tree times when the wind blows the gray or round when the bau play the gray or will fall down, will sat baby pray little rounder has sho bat a little baby by father a little baby daddy binna be oh body be. Then will never be so long for to see delivyby purl to see delivyby when you wake you, Fatty paddy Cake can ride shiny little Polly for to see a little baby. Beat a little baby when you wake you Patty Patty Cake and ride a shiny little You might sing a bag Tomno, this is Tom Shirley asking you to follow the fourteen day palm Olive plan for a lovelier complexion and don't take a chance with your romance use Colgate toothpowder night and morning and before every date. Ladies, I know you're all happy that meat rationing is ended. No more red points, no more ration rumpusing. Ah, that's wonderful. But wait a minute, let me read you a message from Secretary of Agriculture Anderson, who says, even though rationing is ended, there still remains the need for preventing waste of any fats and for salvaging all used fats, so essentially needed for the manufacture of soap and for other industrial uses. If your data doesn't have all the soap you want, it's doubtless due to a shortage of fat. So here's your big chance to hasten supplies of soap, save and sell all the waste cooking fat. Who can remember where there's fat, there's soap. Your butcher will still pay you four cents upond for us cooking fat, So fill it in and turn it in. Now here's judy, Folks. It was awfully nights being with you tonight, and I hope we'll all be together again next Saturday night. In the meantime, please don't forget the two products that bring us together each week I'm Olives, OAP and Goldgate tooth Potter the bestest in the world. There's a Judy Gnova from New York saying night gold Wherever you may be, my holl. The hen Canaris Hours written by black Box and Henry Herfel. This is the National Broadcasting Company.