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2024 - 90 Day Fiance: Before the 90 Days (s8e16) "Mile High Club" with Kimberly · Pink Shade: Reality TV with Mary Payne

• 0:10
  Speaker 1: Everybody. Welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
• 0:15
  Speaker 1: I'm here with my girl, Kimberly. Hey girl, hut, girlfriend,
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: You've got some sort of like major news setup going
• 0:24
  Speaker 1: on over there. It's like dealing with like somebody that's
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: got like a podcast studio. It's like there's lights, cameras, action,
• 0:31
  Speaker 1: there's so much happening.
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  Speaker 2: I know, it's a whole new me feel like a
• 0:35
  Speaker 2: new person. If I just could get a new face
• 0:37
  Speaker 2: with this, then it would be good.
• 0:40
  Speaker 1: Your face is perfect.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Thank you, I really appreciate that. Before we start,
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: I have to mention this book that I keep forgetting
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: to mention, and it's been driving me crazy. It's called
• 0:58
  Speaker 2: The Favorite Sister and it's like a mystery murder mystery
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  Speaker 2: type thing, but it's all set around a reality show
• 1:05
  Speaker 2: that's very Bravo esque and it's fascinating behind the scenes,
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  Speaker 2: like it's wild.
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  Speaker 1: Is it about Oh I want to say, is it
• 1:16
  Speaker 1: about the Richard sisters Kathy, Kyle and Kim.
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  Speaker 2: No, that would be funny, though, No. I know it's
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  Speaker 2: just really good. So highly recommend it and I listen
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  Speaker 2: to the audio book in each of the voices because
• 1:31
  Speaker 2: each chapter is a different person on the show. It's
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: very good audiobooks not some.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not into audio books. I know people are.
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  Speaker 1: I just don't have time. I don't spend a lot
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: of time like in the car, or a lot of
• 1:46
  Speaker 1: time like cleaning my house, although I should, and when
• 1:50
  Speaker 1: I do, I want to catch up on my podcast.
• 1:53
  Speaker 1: So at night before bed is when I read, Like
• 1:55
  Speaker 1: that's my time to Sometimes I read ten minutes, sometimes
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  Speaker 1: like two hours, depends on if I can't fall asleep.
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  Speaker 1: So I'll always read before bed. Yeah, I'm reading a
• 2:05
  Speaker 1: book right now, but I when that one's done, I'll
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  Speaker 1: pop over to this one.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, can't wait. Let's do a book club.
• 2:13
  Speaker 1: I love a book club.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah uh, anyway, that's all I had to say. Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I kept forgetting to mention it, and it was driving
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  Speaker 2: me bonkers. But I know your listeners might like it
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  Speaker 2: because it's murder mystery reality show. It's like if someone
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  Speaker 2: killed one of the housewives and you're trying to figure
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  Speaker 2: out who did it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like Amy Poehler's podcast company had a funny
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  Speaker 1: podcast called Ladies talking about murder, and then one of
• 2:42
  Speaker 1: the Ladies gets murdered and they have to try to
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  Speaker 1: solve the murder and it's like a comedy podcast and
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  Speaker 1: don't worry can really it's not fasical.
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  Speaker 2: Somebody really got murdered.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, it's all spoof.
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  Speaker 2: It's all scripted, Okay, script Yeah, it's a spoof because
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  Speaker 2: that really No, but what was that show that was
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  Speaker 2: set into reality? That was set reality show and then
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  Speaker 2: someone did die? Do you know what I'm talking about?
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  Speaker 2: It was like a Bachelor type.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it was that and the Laton I
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  Speaker 1: can see her face, the girl that was the door.
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  Speaker 2: Of it, me too.
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  Speaker 1: That's her name. She's so good. She's got that raspy voice.
• 3:24
  Speaker 2: And she was the Kamala. No it's not Pamela, No,
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  Speaker 2: but it's someone adjacent.
• 3:33
  Speaker 1: Looks like he show Unreal, Unreal Unreal was the name
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  Speaker 1: of it. And we're going to get the name of
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  Speaker 1: that actress. I'm looking right out in your Zimmer Constance Zimmer. Yes,
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: thank you?
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  Speaker 2: Oh and shechery Appleby.
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  Speaker 1: Yes it was. Yes, that was a great show. They
• 4:01
  Speaker 1: should bring that back. Have you started watching the comeback yet?
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  Speaker 1: Because I haven't had a chance to watch that yet. No.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't even realize that it started.
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  Speaker 1: I'm so yeah, you guys, if you don't know about
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  Speaker 1: the comeback, Okay, So it's Lisa Kudrou and she does
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  Speaker 1: it every ten years, and it's her comeback every ten years,
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  Speaker 1: and it's just it's a it's a spoof of a
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  Speaker 1: of a kind of a washed up, you know, TV
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  Speaker 1: comedy actress trying to like roll with the times. And
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  Speaker 1: she's very cringey and you know, whenever you hear somebody
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  Speaker 1: go I don't need to see that that's happened, she
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  Speaker 1: was like she was like the ant and the tracksuit
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  Speaker 1: that happened to come in and like people are making out.
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  Speaker 1: It's like I don't need to see that. Just hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: So I can't wait to start watching it. I know
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  Speaker 1: it'll be great. I just again, with all the stuff
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  Speaker 1: going on and adding in Temptation Island, I haven't had
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  Speaker 1: a chance.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's a full time job.
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  Speaker 1: I do have a full time job.
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  Speaker 2: Living up with my friends' podcasts is like her full
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  Speaker 2: time job.
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: And let me tell you what. On Saturday, I realized
• 5:03
  Speaker 1: I had already done on my notes for Sunday, so
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  Speaker 1: I gave myself a moment, and what did I watch
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  Speaker 1: Dateline and then I turned it on and it was
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  Speaker 1: one i'd already seen about the.
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  Speaker 2: Ballerina, Yeah, the Black Swan.
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  Speaker 1: So I went back and watched the one from two
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  Speaker 1: weeks before that I had not seen. And what was
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  Speaker 1: it about? Let me think, hmm, definitely a murder, it was, Josh,
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  Speaker 1: it was two weeks ago. Anyway, I can't remember now,
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  Speaker 1: but I watched it so that I could listen to
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  Speaker 1: your weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you. Oh that's so nice. Did you watch Savannah Guthrie?
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  Speaker 1: No, I didn't.
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  Speaker 2: It was really sad. I saw you focus more on
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  Speaker 2: the actual case, uh huh, but it focused more on
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  Speaker 2: Savannah and Hoda crying together, which was so sweet that
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  Speaker 2: they're such good friends. But literally Savannah would cry and
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: then Hoda would start crying at Savannah crying, and so
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  Speaker 2: it was the two of them on a couch crying
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  Speaker 2: the whole time, and good for them, and it just
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  Speaker 2: wasn't something we could cover because how big as holes
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  Speaker 2: would we look if we're making fun of Savannah crying?
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  Speaker 1: And you can't And I did hear, like, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the rumors were that, like Craig Melville was mad that
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  Speaker 1: he didn't get the interview because like he was the one, and.
• 6:30
  Speaker 2: I love Craig Melvin, like it could be it could.
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  Speaker 1: Have been better too if he did it, because then
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  Speaker 1: they're not such good friends, so he wouldn't be crying
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  Speaker 1: the whole time.
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  Speaker 2: He wouldn't be crying the whole time, right, yea?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Also, Hoda was doing something that I think I do,
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  Speaker 2: which is a lot of yeh mm hmm, and it
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: was almost distracting, and I thought, I think I do
• 6:54
  Speaker 2: that too. I'm trying to be an active listener, and I.
• 7:00
  Speaker 1: I notice things about other podcast or podcasters that are
• 7:05
  Speaker 1: annoying that I'm one hundred percent sure I also do.
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  Speaker 2: That's why it's annoying you, Yes, and others what you
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  Speaker 2: see in yourself?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, especially the and I'm like, oh god, I
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  Speaker 1: do it constantly too.
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  Speaker 2: Does that mean that I share characteristics with Gino and
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  Speaker 2: that's why I hate him so much?
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  Speaker 1: No, I'll tell you what what what Gino lacks in here,
• 7:31
  Speaker 1: you make up for in here? For sure. I want
• 7:37
  Speaker 1: to tell you something interesting. So before we start, I
• 7:40
  Speaker 1: have been following a TikTok story and you got to
• 7:44
  Speaker 1: get on board, you know. I love to get into
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  Speaker 1: a good like one hundred part TikTok story. Yeah, this
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  Speaker 1: one is forty parts. I watched it all day yesterday.
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  Speaker 1: Two different listeners have sent it to me. I know
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  Speaker 1: one was Chris, I can't remember the other one and
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  Speaker 1: maybe three people send it to me, like you got
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  Speaker 1: to follow this now. The girl's name is Kristin Suber
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  Speaker 1: but when you look at it, it looks like Kristen's Uber. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: when I looked at it, I was like, oh, she
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  Speaker 1: must be an uber driver. No, it has nothing to
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  Speaker 1: do with it. It's all about how she was in the IBLP,
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  Speaker 1: same as the Duggers and the Plaths, and all about
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  Speaker 1: growing up in her abusive stepfather and how like one
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  Speaker 1: of the sisters got more abuse than the other and
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  Speaker 1: one was the favorite, and very very I mean a
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  Speaker 1: lot of the stuff she's saying seems very plath esque.
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  Speaker 1: And there is, by the way, all of it, all
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  Speaker 1: of it. The whole story takes place in kro and Thomasville, Georgia. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: and she knew growing up, she knew the Plaths, but
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  Speaker 1: not closely, but which is fascinating too because the town
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  Speaker 1: is so small, and that the leader of their section
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  Speaker 1: of the IBLP the leader was there in kro and
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  Speaker 1: had sixteen children, and that's where they would go and
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  Speaker 1: live on and they would hang out on the compound.
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  Speaker 1: But they only had three kids. So I wrote, because
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  Speaker 1: she's answered, she answers all the questions. I wrote on
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  Speaker 1: one of her parts and said, if you're in IBLP
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  Speaker 1: like that's quiver fool, you're supposed to like the duggers,
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  Speaker 1: just continue to have as many children until you die,
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  Speaker 1: basically until your body gives out. And she said, well,
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  Speaker 1: my mom had had she and her two sisters with
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  Speaker 1: two different men before she got saved, and she had
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  Speaker 1: had her tube side or something. She was unable to
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  Speaker 1: have more children when she married this man who got
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  Speaker 1: them into the cult. So that's why there was only
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  Speaker 1: three kids, and not like twenty.
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  Speaker 2: It's three.
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  Speaker 1: But it's fascinating because she's funny. She's got a Southern accent,
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  Speaker 1: and she speaking of like ticks or things that you
• 9:53
  Speaker 1: say that you don't realize that you say. She says
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  Speaker 1: all the time, and all the things she was like
• 9:57
  Speaker 1: anyway trigger warning for DV essay and all the things
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  Speaker 1: okay anyway or she'll say, you know anyway. So my
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  Speaker 1: mom and them got mad at me and everything and
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  Speaker 1: all the things, and so anyway, it's funny. So she's
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  Speaker 1: the last time I heard her. She was like, I know,
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  Speaker 1: I say all the things all the time. Y'all don't
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  Speaker 1: need to keep telling me. And it's funny because you know,
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  Speaker 1: she starts off each video saying like, if you want
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  Speaker 1: the whole thing, go listen to the playlist whatever. And
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  Speaker 1: she started off one of them getting towards we're almost
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  Speaker 1: we're in forty now, but this was in the thirties.
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  Speaker 1: She said, Okay, I'm gonna start with this sad da
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  Speaker 1: da dah. Here's where I left off. But for those
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  Speaker 1: of y'all men writing me to get specifics on how
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  Speaker 1: my older sister got spanked, I will, yeah, she was like,
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  Speaker 1: I will not be giving those specifics. Things, things that
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  Speaker 1: will be in the book will be in the book.
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  Speaker 1: But no, she was like, you know, I did work
• 10:48
  Speaker 1: in a level five men's prison in Florida, so I
• 10:52
  Speaker 1: know what y'all are asking. She said, I'm not telling you. Okay,
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  Speaker 1: you're gross scroll By, go ahead, well what.
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  Speaker 2: Is wrong with Matt? Well it's always men, not all men,
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: but always a man. Good point, I does she can
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  Speaker 2: she monetize this, Like if you get a story that
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  Speaker 2: goes huge on TikTok Yeah, like that one that was
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  Speaker 2: about the girl who was dating a guy and it
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  Speaker 2: was like one hundred parts Lisa.
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  Speaker 1: Lisa, Yeah. She was on the Today Show. She was, yeah, yeah, they're.
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: Seaking of Craig Melvin and Savannah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. No. So what I've noticed, yes, you can definitely
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  Speaker 1: monetize it. And she did it live the other night
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  Speaker 1: and I watched it for a little bit, and people
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  Speaker 1: are sending the hearts, you know, and all those things,
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  Speaker 1: or for money. I don't even know. If I wanted
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  Speaker 1: to send one, i'd probably have to add money to
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  Speaker 1: my TikTok account. I have no idea. I've never done it.
• 11:47
  Speaker 1: I don't I don't feel so inspired to give somebody
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  Speaker 1: five dollars or whatever. But I will say that when
• 11:54
  Speaker 1: you're scrolling through her stuff, like let's say you go
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  Speaker 1: to thirty and you want to scroll up to get
• 11:58
  Speaker 1: to thirty one between might be ad gotcha. And I
• 12:02
  Speaker 1: don't know if that's a TikTok ad that they put
• 12:04
  Speaker 1: there anyway, or if that's it's within her story, like
• 12:07
  Speaker 1: thirty to thirty one, there'll be an ad in between.
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  Speaker 1: So probably yes, she's probably monetizing it. Yeah, and good
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  Speaker 1: for her.
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  Speaker 2: I'm still new to the TikTok, so I'm trying to
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  Speaker 2: figure it out. What I have noticed is when it's
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  Speaker 2: like top stories, they're all fake.
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  Speaker 1: Oh. I don't ever look at well. I just it's
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: kind of like for you page, like whatever comes up,
• 12:30
  Speaker 1: and it knows me well enough to know. I like
• 12:31
  Speaker 1: things about dogs and yeah, I like I like an
• 12:35
  Speaker 1: Amazon shopping list. Yeah. Today I did a lot of
• 12:39
  Speaker 1: adding to my cart on Sheen, so I'm sure I'm
• 12:42
  Speaker 1: gonna start getting that I didn't buy anything. I just
• 12:43
  Speaker 1: added a bunch of stuff my cart.
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  Speaker 2: Right, And that's what I do too. I just add
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  Speaker 2: to carts and then pretend like I got the stuff
• 12:53
  Speaker 2: and I didn't order it, like yeah, I just I
• 12:55
  Speaker 2: do that with food a lot. I'll like order from
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: I'll make a cart from a restaurant on uber eats,
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  Speaker 2: but then I never replaced the order because I don't
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: want to spend the money.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: Oh is that weird? No, I make cars all the time.
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  Speaker 1: Then I leave it because I'm like, I'm gonna wait
• 13:08
  Speaker 1: and see I you send me a coupon. Yeah, because
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  Speaker 1: I'm at the heart cheap okay, So anyway, go look
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  Speaker 1: that up. It's Kristen's suber but looks like Kristen's uber
• 13:20
  Speaker 1: if you look at up. And it only took me
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: about four seconds to find out like the name of
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  Speaker 1: her parents and where they lived. But and I'm I'm
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: half an internet saluth, not a full one, and it
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  Speaker 1: took me two seconds. So they don't have any social media.
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  Speaker 1: But it's very interesting. The whole thing is very because
• 13:37
  Speaker 1: she's and she's funny, and she's telling it and some
• 13:40
  Speaker 1: of it is, you know, s a d V and
• 13:43
  Speaker 1: it's traumatizing, and she'll say at the beginning like, okay,
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  Speaker 1: big trigger warning before we do and uh, anyway she did.
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  Speaker 1: One whole thing is like, am I glad that those
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: duggers got arrested? Yes? You know, are they bad people? Yes?
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  Speaker 1: And she was like, I think I don't know why
• 13:59
  Speaker 1: to yell. So he continues to have them on when
• 14:01
  Speaker 1: one by one they're proving who they are.
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: You know, well, they haven't been on for a while.
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  Speaker 2: Thank god.
• 14:08
  Speaker 1: I think they do reruns though right they might might
• 14:12
  Speaker 1: they put it on like a two am when you
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: got nothing else to watch.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, maybe, and the Baits. They are all on
• 14:20
  Speaker 2: up Network. Now, what's that. It's family, It's Jesus. Oh, okay,
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: Jesus prayers.
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  Speaker 1: That's it's there's the Baits, and then there's another family.
• 14:32
  Speaker 1: It's like the Rodriguez family or something. There's another one
• 14:35
  Speaker 1: that's like the Baits, and they have a Spanish sounding
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  Speaker 1: last name and it's all in that same IBLP with
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  Speaker 1: all the kids and the Yeah.
• 14:43
  Speaker 2: So, speaking of plaths I've been read, I could not
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: bear to rewatch this season this.
• 14:50
  Speaker 1: Okay, guys, just so you know, Tomorrow Wednesday, season eight,
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  Speaker 1: episode one, Kimberly and I are going to be doing
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  Speaker 1: it here on the free Feet. Okay, continue.
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  Speaker 2: So I wanted to watch the season because I had
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: only heard you and others speak of it. I just
• 15:08
  Speaker 2: started and couldn't bear it, and then I thought, well,
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: I'll just watch the previously on for each episode, and
• 15:14
  Speaker 2: I got so angry about halfway through I had to stop.
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: And then I thought, I'm just going to re listen
• 15:19
  Speaker 2: to my opinion and ande me talk about it. So
• 15:21
  Speaker 2: I'm re listening to your whole season on it for
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: the second time at three times the speed instead of
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: watching it that's how much I don't want to watch.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: Wow, okay, well this is going to be fun for
• 15:37
  Speaker 1: you and I to be talking about it. Then okay,
• 15:42
  Speaker 1: she won't even watch it.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: But I doesn't know anything about this season, Like, what's
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: the drama.
• 15:48
  Speaker 1: The drama is going to be Lydia and Zach are
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: like they're going to be demanding apologies from the whole
• 15:53
  Speaker 1: family for calling her husband gay and being so hateful
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: about their marriage and all that.
• 15:58
  Speaker 2: Trying to burn down the engagement.
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: And Mariah lives wherever Colorado, Montana something, and uh Micah
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: and Veronica are broken up?
• 16:08
  Speaker 2: Good yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Thank god? Can I could still be a model because
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: he got his nose all fucked up when Isaac broke it,
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: bit it whatever.
• 16:19
  Speaker 2: Allegedly still a KK cowboy.
• 16:23
  Speaker 1: Ethan is still wearing his uniform of black T shirt
• 16:26
  Speaker 1: and wranglers, even on the beach, and yeah, okay, all right,
• 16:33
  Speaker 1: let's talk about what we're here to talk about. Though, yeah,
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: I know it's it's this is not the weekend where
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: we just shitter chatter. You know, it would have been
• 16:42
  Speaker 1: a great idea for me to pull my notes up, sir.
• 16:45
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna do that.
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: With this episode is called mile high Club.
• 16:50
  Speaker 1: We were waiting for it.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: Believe we totally called, absolutely called it at the beginning.
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: I think we were waiting for it. Okay, hold on,
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: I'm trying to.
• 17:00
  Speaker 2: But last week we were going down. You should not
• 17:02
  Speaker 2: do just to be clear, don't go down in the
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: bathroom when the plane is going down. It's high club
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: when there's some may day.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: When they tell you to return to your seat, return
• 17:16
  Speaker 1: to your seat, even if you're mid coidal. Whatever this is, Okay,
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: is that a thing? Yeah?
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: All right, mid coitus, Yeah, mid coitus, y'all.
• 17:26
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  Speaker 1: you're first Kimberly with Forrest and Sena, and I have
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  Speaker 1: to tell you I turned it on last night to
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: watch it in real time, right, yeah, and knowing only
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  Speaker 1: like take the notes while I'm doing whatever. So turn
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: it on and Anna's on the couch because she's feeding
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  Speaker 1: ginger on the couch because that's what we have.
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  Speaker 2: To Oh my god, did we get an Anna dry By?
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  Speaker 2: I love Anna dry By. Where she pops in, I
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  Speaker 2: know she's hobbling now she stopped and says, what the
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  Speaker 2: fuck is wrong with that person's hair?
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: Yeah, or she'll walk there and go, who's this gay man?
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: We have three We have three Anna drive eyes in
• 21:09
  Speaker 1: this episode, and I wrote them down specifically because I
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: know you enjoy them.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: I really do.
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: So she's sitting on the couch before it even starts, okay,
• 21:18
  Speaker 1: and she goes, what's this like before the ninety Days?
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: I need to watch it. So she goes, well, you're
• 21:21
  Speaker 1: not taking notes. I said, well, this first couple is
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: not my couple. So I'm just going to watch. And
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: I'm just sitting there and I have a little glass
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: of wine and I'm just ready. And they forrest and
• 21:31
  Speaker 1: Sheena in the car start talking and she goes, Mom,
• 21:34
  Speaker 1: I'm not going to be able to watch this. And
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: I said, I said, oh, it's I said, it's funny.
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: There's such dorks. It's funny. And she goes, I'm not
• 21:40
  Speaker 1: going to be able to watch this, and I said,
• 21:43
  Speaker 1: just fine. You know you have to fee ginger on
• 21:45
  Speaker 1: the couch. So this is what we're doing. This is
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: where we're sitting and U as they got to the
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: hotel room and sat down, and she goes, I'm gonna
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: go whatever she said, and Anna said, You're going to
• 21:56
  Speaker 1: have to turn this off. I'm so uncomfortable. So I
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: had to pause it for like ten minutes. Was she
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: know on the bed going like big Boy or something.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: It was like the words on the screen, and I go,
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: this is what you get? You got? Yeah, So she
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: was like she made me turn it off completely. She
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: was so uncomfortable. And it didn't even like get to
• 22:14
  Speaker 1: the part where in our group text we were trying
• 22:16
  Speaker 1: to figure out what were the words they were saying.
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: You guys, if you could see this group text which
• 22:21
  Speaker 1: I started, which Kimberly wrote, in the group text which
• 22:25
  Speaker 1: is Matt and Jake, Chris, Farrah, Kim and Kyle, Me
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: and you, Amy and Amanda in this group text, okay,
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: and Kimberly said, I'm going to need some help deciphering
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: what some of the bleeps were, and the amount of
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: responses were hilarious, and then Kyle wrote, it's a good
• 22:47
  Speaker 1: thing that my wife did not pick up my phone.
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: It was like squirting wet legs splash pad. I was like,
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: oh my god.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Thanks, but no one made me feel dumb for and
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: I was a little worried that they'd be like, come on, girl,
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: because I understood the context. There are certain words that
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: should be adjectives that were bleeped that I did not
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: understand what the adjective was that was being bleeped. So
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: you all educated me that some words can be adjectives
• 23:21
  Speaker 2: like squirty or jizzy.
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: Continue, Well, we'll discuss as we get there.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: So they are upset about meeting with the lawyer the
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: day before. She's hungry. He gives her a nut, he
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: calls her chipmunk. Sheen very cute. I keep waiting for
• 23:42
  Speaker 2: her to not be amused by his jokes, and it's
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: never happening.
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: Listen, there is a lid for every pot.
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I really, but I mean it's only been like
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: a week, so give it time.
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: But right now weeks and they've been around each other before,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: even though they're trying to make us believe they haven't.
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: Good point so which I told my dad I had
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: to break his heart and he's like blown away, like
• 24:09
  Speaker 2: they're lying to us, and I was like, yeah, I
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: think I don't know if they're lying or the show's lying,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: but someone's lying.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: Everyone's lying.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is all a simulation. So they're going to
• 24:23
  Speaker 2: the beach, which is three hours away, to relax alone,
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: away from Molly. I wish they'd just bring dev dev
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: is chill like they could have had death come and
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: just leave Molly with her fruit, just a big pile
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: of fruit in a cage and that's.
• 24:37
  Speaker 1: All death could have been there and you would have
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: never even known.
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: Maybe he was drunk and he's like sometimes each sand
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: and it's God and the sun rises and sets on us.
• 24:51
  Speaker 2: All that was beautiful, dev thank you. So they going
• 24:56
  Speaker 2: to the beach. She's going to try to convince him
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: to move there and basically she's going to use her
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: vagina to do that. It seems to be pretty successful.
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: So tail is all this time Kimberly mm hmm.
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: So she says, why else do we have these things
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: that cause us grief our whole lives, especially after the
• 25:17
  Speaker 2: age of like thirteen. So so she says she doesn't
• 25:23
  Speaker 2: like jellyfish, and he says, I did bring the jelly
• 25:29
  Speaker 2: so we could have a special night tonight.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Okay, See when he said that, I didn't hear the
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: jellyfish part. So I was like, why is he all
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: of a sudden talking about lube?
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I definitely think it was a lube.
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: Maybe he thinks it's called jelly or he's just twelve
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: year old boy. And Sheena says, this is Sheena's fault.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: She says, does mom approve? And he says Mom's gonna
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: be there cheering me on. And then Sheena says, you're
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: creeping me out and all of us watching. But you're
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: the one who brought up the mom Sheena, So I
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: gotta say I blame you for this one. Also, Molly
• 26:08
  Speaker 2: may have already been to the beach and set up
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: a camera or something so she could watch remotely.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: She wants to know how it goes with him run around.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: She wants to critique his knucke nuggie performance. Later, she's
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: taking notes. So wouldn't she be the type that would
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: take him to a sex worker, yes, and give him
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: tips and pointers and then have a meeting with the
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: sex worker after where they can discuss his performance and
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: his progress. I think, yes, happening. Yeah, so they are
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: going to finally get out their sexual tension. They go
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: to a resort which for their room somehow has two
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: beds I don't know and flower pedals, and he pulls
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: out condoms. It's very excited, and she's been saving herself
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: for forrest. I guess, but I can't. But I think
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: she's done it before. I can't remember, And.
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: She said I feel like She definitely says she was
• 27:08
  Speaker 1: a forty year old version she did, but she has
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: said she's been in long term relationships before.
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: But I think that guy that cheated on her, that
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: might have been one of the things. Like he wasn't
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: she wasn't sleeping with him, and then used that as
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: an excuse to go cheat. Okay, perhaps okay, but she
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: was with that guy for like several years I think three, right,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: something right? She is now forty, so yeah, So she
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: Forrest says he had started to worry it when happened
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: for him, so he's really excited. He poses on the
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: bed with flower petals, fully dressed, flower petals scattered on him.
• 27:50
  Speaker 2: He purchased the box of condoms on his shorts, on
• 27:55
  Speaker 2: his ween area or maybe think just one condom. She
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: thinks it's hilarious, And at that point I was like,
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: she's not gonna find it funny after she gets laid,
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: like she'll think it's funny and then once she gets
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: used to it. But she still thought it was funny.
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: She goes to the bathroom, puts on laingerie and he's like,
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: it's see through. But she comes out in laingerie, but
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: I think she's wearing a bra underneath.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: She's wearing clothes underneath like a bras under because the
• 28:21
  Speaker 1: cameraman is there, I mean, a.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: Man is there. So he said he's so glad to
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: give his virginity to the vixen of the internet. And
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: then he strips and he does like a coltie and
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: shimmy's into bed under the covers and they start kissing
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: with the cameras there and oops, he's finished. The cameraman's like,
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: should we leave? Nope, already done, so, I mean when
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: they're making kissing sounds under the covers, and then he
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: even does like a acts out closing the doors, but
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: the cameraman is still inside.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Still there. Yeah right.
• 29:07
  Speaker 2: I love when they try to act it out like
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: we're not aware that there's a camera like that we're
• 29:12
  Speaker 2: seeing them. So the next morning, he's so happy, he's
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: glad they didn't break the bed, and she that hilarious
• 29:19
  Speaker 2: and he says, you tired me out, you took the
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: driver's seat, and then he says, it was a great sensation,
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: way better than me by myself. Me and my hand
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: are going to have to break up.
• 29:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, so far, so good, so far, nothing nothing up
• 29:38
  Speaker 1: setting here.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Okay, he says, I thought it would be magical but
• 29:42
  Speaker 2: it was more bleep and sloppy than I thought it
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: would be. And where the group thinks it was maybe
• 29:53
  Speaker 2: jizzy or squirt squirty. No, the squirty is the second,
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: which I will get to right now. I think they
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: thought the first one was jeezy. I mean, I thought
• 30:06
  Speaker 2: it could be like wet, but I thought wet. But
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: I don't think they would bleep out the word wet
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: wet and sloppy, I don't know, Like they don't bleep
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: out sloppy, they bleep out bleep.
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: So there's the thing if you go, if you go
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: and watch it on Discovery Plus, like on Peacock, they
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: keep the curse words in, but on Discovery Plus they don't,
• 30:30
  Speaker 1: So that is not why we have Discovery Plus. So
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: we can see the unedited version.
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: But no, I would think in the screener it would
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: have the original version with no bleeps, But even the
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: screener had the bleeps.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: So okay, if anybody can read lips and you can
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: tell us exactly what was said in this scene, we
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: would like to know, because there's a lot of back
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: and forth.
• 30:54
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I believe the camera cuts away so we're not
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: even seeing his mouth. So I couldn't read because I
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: normally would try to read the lips. Yeah, yeah, so
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: she he says, when you got sometimes, I'm like, this
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: is my job. He says, when you got on top
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: and got going, my legs were bleep and I thought
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: I needed a life preserver to not drown.
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: My legs were bleep drenched.
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: Why would can they? Why would they bleep that because
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: what it's drenched with?
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess so.
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: I think that's when people were guessing squirty.
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: My legs were squirty.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it doesn't really make sense, but I literally wrote
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: out the sentence in the group chat so people could
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: see the full context. Soaked, soaked? But would they bleep
• 31:59
  Speaker 2: that out?
• 32:01
  Speaker 1: I guess it's the I don't know, I don't know.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: Somebody help us. We don't know.
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: Somebody help us. Maybe there's a censor, a person who
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: works in censorship thing.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, that could tell us.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: So. Yeah, he says, my legs were so bleep. I
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: thought I needed a life preserver to not drown. And
• 32:16
  Speaker 2: I thought that's what everyone who comes near a Viva's
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: hair says. So, and then he says, it was the
• 32:23
  Speaker 2: best thirty five seconds of my life. She hopped on
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: and took charge. Wow, and then she she says, you
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: were so gentle and I felt respected, and he says,
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to break you, so I let you
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: get on top.
• 32:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, And it seems like if she jumped on top,
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: then she might know what she's doing.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, exactly. And then but then she says, I
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: didn't know how to put the condom on his banana
• 32:56
  Speaker 2: again it's always fruit, but they figured it out to
• 32:59
  Speaker 2: get other and he says, how was I on a
• 33:02
  Speaker 2: scale of one to ten and she says a one, no,
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: just kidding eleven And he says the sex was great,
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: but the connection after he wasn't expecting. And he said,
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: I feel like the whole world is revolving around us now,
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: which is like that love and doorphins yeeling, you know,
• 33:21
  Speaker 2: And he said, even though we don't have the paperwork,
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: I feel like you're my wife now and I don't
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: want to be without you. So you think he's gonna
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: say I'm definitely moving here now. Yeah, but he still says,
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: my mom will be like a typhoon hitting a hurricane,
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: which was how wet his legs were. And coincidentally, when
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: our sex life was like, but Molly will flip out
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: and that's next week.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: So she's gonna say, so, you must have done it,
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: you must have gotten the nook and nook and that's
• 33:56
  Speaker 1: why now you want to stay with her, because now
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: she has she has tapped into her magical vagina like
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: a venus fly drop watch ye, and you're trapped forever
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: and she is the gene. Okay, and good for her,
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: Good for her. Get a girl, I get that man
• 34:21
  Speaker 1: with no job. Good for you, that's what you want.
• 34:26
  Speaker 1: You're a full veterinarian. Also, lots of people like to
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: correct me that a veterinarian is not a doctor. And
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: I will let you know that a veterinarian is a doctor,
• 34:38
  Speaker 1: a veterinary medicine, So they're a DVM doctor a veterinary medicine,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: so they are doctors.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: That.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, I got lots of d ms about that. She
• 34:50
  Speaker 1: does not a doctor, she's a vet. I'm like, that
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: is a doctor. She's a veterinarian. That's a Can can
• 34:57
  Speaker 1: you operate on animals? Nor can you my dog under
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: anesthesia and remove their gallbladder? No? I mean I don't
• 35:04
  Speaker 1: know do that to dogs. But okay, let's move it on.
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: To Lisa and Daniel, whoa boy. Okay, now, oh god.
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: I was concerned because I had seen in the group
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: text or somewhere or something about people being worried about
• 35:24
  Speaker 1: this baby goat, and I was not going to be
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: able to discuss it. If something was going to happen
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: to that goat.
• 35:33
  Speaker 2: You wouldn't be able to discuss it. I was almost
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: throwing up. I was terrified, so worry we all were.
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: We all were. I don't mean to say I was
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: more than anyone else, we all were. It was crying
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: like a baby child like it was.
• 35:47
  Speaker 1: Yes, now, goats are adorable and their little it's cute,
• 35:53
  Speaker 1: but this goat was not bleeding in happiness because they
• 35:56
  Speaker 1: got to do some goat yoga. It seemed very disturbs.
• 36:00
  Speaker 2: Us, very distressed, and I so I just kept closing
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: my eyes or close I would go to a different
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: page on my computer and just listen. And then I
• 36:10
  Speaker 2: decided it's safe. I don't hear the goat anymore, and
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: I flipped back to the screen and Lisa and Daniel
• 36:17
  Speaker 2: were tonguing in the car, and I thought, I don't
• 36:19
  Speaker 2: know which is worse, and.
• 36:21
  Speaker 1: You're correct on that, so so she Lisa and Daniel.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: They go to the market to get a goat, and
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: she says, I was told you get a goat. They
• 36:32
  Speaker 1: used to do for the sacrifice, but not anymore. It's
• 36:35
  Speaker 1: for the milk for the village. And because I'm a female,
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: we have to get a female for the milk. And
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that's true, but I'm glad that
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: they told us that so that I can sleep better tonight. Yeah,
• 36:50
  Speaker 1: last night, not thinking about that adorable little baby goat.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: So they have to get two yams. Now, the yams
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: are huge. Talks about the yams and the size of
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: the yams, and we do remember Ousman saying the Nigerian
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: men are known for their big yammy yammy, of which
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: kim Bali told me not true with usman, okay, God,
• 37:14
  Speaker 1: she said he did not have a big yammy yammy.
• 37:16
  Speaker 1: It's just a yammy, just a regular yammy. So he's like,
• 37:21
  Speaker 1: that's as big as miyam. I was like, I hope not,
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: my god ship to go to the hospital. So these
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: are giant EAMs.
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: She's I stretched to fit.
• 37:30
  Speaker 1: You, but not that that would be a splitting open.
• 37:35
  Speaker 1: So anyway, they buy the yams and the yams are
• 37:41
  Speaker 1: six fifty six dollars and fifty cents for two, and
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: she's like, what you need to negotiate better. When we
• 37:46
  Speaker 1: get to the goats, we got ripped off. You can
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: spend oh my mind. So they look at that's how
• 37:52
  Speaker 1: broke she is six dollars and fifty cents. So yeah,
• 37:56
  Speaker 1: they look at the goats and she goes, is this
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: go good? Well, this goat be good enough to cleanse me?
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: And they say basically they say the goat is like,
• 38:06
  Speaker 1: let's just say two hundred dollars. But they get it
• 38:08
  Speaker 1: down to forty five dollars because first he says two
• 38:11
  Speaker 1: hundred dollars and she goes, no, I'll pay one hundred,
• 38:14
  Speaker 1: and he goes, okay, one hundred, and then Daniel goes, no,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: we will pay forty five.
• 38:20
  Speaker 2: I was like, damn, they're negotiating with themselves.
• 38:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're like fighting amongst themselves. And so they get
• 38:26
  Speaker 1: it down to forty five dollars. Now I didn't understand
• 38:29
  Speaker 1: like they had a little cloth around it, and first
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: I was like, is it a diaper? Is it a bow?
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: Is it? Is it a skirt? But we find out later.
• 38:38
  Speaker 1: But I was like, cute they put a little outfit
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: on it and they're pulling it on a leash and
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, she just would have picked it
• 38:47
  Speaker 1: up now, did it? Yeah, the size of a dog.
• 38:50
  Speaker 1: So he's saying, we have to pay the priest too,
• 38:54
  Speaker 1: like we're gonna have to save money. So they go
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: into a literal hovel like the term hovel. It is
• 39:02
  Speaker 1: a crack den. It is the scariest looking place. They're
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: going through this narrow passageway, over these planks, holding the yams,
• 39:11
  Speaker 1: pulling the goat.
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: There's a crab that's as big as the crab from
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: what's his face from Little Mermaid Sebastian, but not as cute,
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: crawling along the planks. I thought he was going to
• 39:28
  Speaker 2: fall through one of those rotten pieces of wood. It
• 39:31
  Speaker 2: was go Danielle a fel.
• 39:35
  Speaker 1: This is what we would call a lean to situation.
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: So so they go through this little thing and we
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: see the priest preparing for the ceremony. He is putting
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: white paint around one nipple, around one arm and he's like, ah,
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: he's doing all these incantations and ringing the bell and everything,
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: and he yells out as she walks in. He yells,
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: child of the white man, and she's like, and he says,
• 40:03
  Speaker 1: remove your shoe. Remove your shoe.
• 40:06
  Speaker 2: So she's I'm going to start to everyone I see
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: the white man, remove your shoe.
• 40:14
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, tell your dad next time you walk
• 40:17
  Speaker 1: in the house. Okay, So they take there. She's like,
• 40:22
  Speaker 1: oh my goodness. So Daniel is just pulling this sweet
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: little goat and the goes like, what the fuck? And
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: the priest is yelling and it's like talking to himself,
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: talking to the spears. And then he screams out just
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: as I thought, and he appears to be like seeing demons,
• 40:38
  Speaker 1: and and she's terrified. My note here is I did
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: not like the goat, non stop bleeding bleat. I wanted
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: to hug that goat. I want to snuggle that goat,
• 40:50
  Speaker 1: and I pet that dog, all the things, all the things.
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: So the priest says, tell me why you are here,
• 40:57
  Speaker 1: total cleansing. Did the wrong. And then he looks over
• 41:02
  Speaker 1: and he points at Lisa, and she's like, oh my god,
• 41:05
  Speaker 1: he knew it was me because Daniel has not I
• 41:08
  Speaker 1: said one word. And Daniel says, my wife had an
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: affair with her fellow woman, and she goes, yes, that
• 41:17
  Speaker 1: is true. But there is more. I have also lied.
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: I was married five times and I am waiting on
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: the divorce. And the priest says, this is total sacrilege,
• 41:32
  Speaker 1: and he pushes the ball towards him and says, put
• 41:35
  Speaker 1: the money here. So they put a little money in,
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: and he said this is too little. You put more
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: money here. Lisa goes Daniel give him all of our money.
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, speaking of negotiation, damn uh huh.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: So the priest says, this woman committed an abomination. Should
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: we cleanse her? What should we do? When he's talking
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: to the skies and he says, you bring the goat?
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: Did you bring the yam? But the gods say you
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: must do one more thing and she's like, okay. The
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: hands are two bottles, they're like shaped like people. And
• 42:10
  Speaker 1: he says, this is you. This is your husband. Now
• 42:12
  Speaker 1: we're peak after me. Me and my husband are one
• 42:17
  Speaker 1: forever and ever. No man or woman will put asunder.
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: That is what I promise. Kiss it. So she does
• 42:26
  Speaker 1: and he says, you have agreed. The oracle will hold you.
• 42:29
  Speaker 1: Why are you crying? And then he says we have
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: to perform the cleansing rights. Where is my assistant? I
• 42:37
  Speaker 1: was fully waiting for that man with the tiger yeah
• 42:42
  Speaker 1: from coming to America. I was waiting for James L.
• 42:45
  Speaker 1: John's to come out to like, I am your assistant.
• 42:47
  Speaker 2: He has an assistant, and I don't like what this
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: magic man gets an assistant okay, and his floor they
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: have no floor, and he gets an assistant.
• 42:59
  Speaker 1: Okay, fine, yeah. So he says, bring the yams and
• 43:02
  Speaker 1: bring the goat here, and he yells and he's shaken
• 43:05
  Speaker 1: the bell and they bring the little goat in and
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: I'm like, no, I cannot whatever is going to happen.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: I can't do this. So he says to her, will
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: you mess up again? And she goes no, and he says,
• 43:20
  Speaker 1: if you do, the oracle will come after you get up,
• 43:24
  Speaker 1: and she's like, okay, hold on, and he says remove
• 43:27
  Speaker 1: the wrapper and that was the little outfit on the
• 43:30
  Speaker 1: goat and removes the wrapper and I'm like, oh, no, no,
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: no no, And then he says he keeps putting something
• 43:38
  Speaker 1: in his mouth and spinning it out like it looks
• 43:40
  Speaker 1: like water rum. Sure he's spinning it into the air
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: and to the side, not right at them. So that
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: was nice.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: And it's like some flower seeds.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and he spits some more and he says, and
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: brace your husband, and then he does more blah blah
• 43:54
  Speaker 1: blah blah blah incantations, and then she goes, am I
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: Clay now, and he says, you are cleansed from today.
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: The cleansing is over. Exit with your back. You came
• 44:07
  Speaker 1: in piece, you exit in piece. She's like, okay, she's
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: back peddling out the door and Daniel's holding to make
• 44:13
  Speaker 1: sure she doesn't fall and bust her.
• 44:15
  Speaker 2: Ask exactly.
• 44:16
  Speaker 1: Then we're talking to her. She goes, this is some
• 44:18
  Speaker 1: terrifying voodoo magic she had. I don't know what the
• 44:21
  Speaker 1: fuck just happened.
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: Wild. So that's the fourth person of authority that they
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: have had to see. How would you rank them? They've
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: had the uncle problems, Yeah, new problems. So they've had
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: the uncle, they had the king, the lion King, the
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: first priest before the oh right, he went before she
• 44:44
  Speaker 2: even landed. He went to the guy in the alley
• 44:47
  Speaker 2: who was rolling dice on the ground, and then the uncle,
• 44:51
  Speaker 2: and then the lion king and now this magic man.
• 44:56
  Speaker 1: Right yeah, but I'm sure after this they'll have to
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: go back to the uncle.
• 45:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, So one woman could do the job of
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: four men and.
• 45:05
  Speaker 1: It would take twenty five minutes. Yeah.
• 45:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 45:07
  Speaker 1: They make out in the car and then she goes,
• 45:10
  Speaker 1: can we have six? And he goes, sure, why not?
• 45:14
  Speaker 1: I get to go to America? Whoop woop. I will
• 45:18
  Speaker 1: tell you something very interesting that I've noticed, and I
• 45:20
  Speaker 1: would like for you to notice it next week when
• 45:23
  Speaker 1: she is doing her normal sad, sad, sad sad face. Okay, yeah,
• 45:29
  Speaker 1: her sad terrible face looks like this. Okay, that's her
• 45:33
  Speaker 1: sad terrible Yeah. I'm holding up a picture. It's awful.
• 45:38
  Speaker 1: I want you to notice in her talking heads her
• 45:41
  Speaker 1: eyes don't look like that. I believe she got an
• 45:43
  Speaker 1: upper bluff.
• 45:44
  Speaker 2: Oh how she afford it.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know, and I don't know she's got that.
• 45:53
  Speaker 1: She got that sweet sweet match art money and she
• 45:55
  Speaker 1: ran directly to a plastic surgeon.
• 45:58
  Speaker 2: She needs to be paying off Junia or whatever her
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: name it, and giving her daughter some money reparations for
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: the life that she has led with that daughter.
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: And maybe paying back all the people she stole money
• 46:11
  Speaker 1: from when she said she had cancer.
• 46:12
  Speaker 2: Allegedly, there's a huge list. She's spending it on her lids. Okay,
• 46:19
  Speaker 2: I personally.
• 46:19
  Speaker 1: Would have gone for a nose job before. But whatever,
• 46:21
  Speaker 1: that's just me, okay, me too, all right, all right,
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: let's move on to the greasiest human to ever be
• 46:31
  Speaker 1: on our television, A Viva and Stig. And so I
• 46:36
  Speaker 1: just had to take Anna earlier. I told you I'm
• 46:37
  Speaker 1: going to have one for everyone. I had to take
• 46:39
  Speaker 1: Anna earlier to get her stitches out. Spoiler alert. They
• 46:43
  Speaker 1: didn't take them out. They said it's not healed enough,
• 46:47
  Speaker 1: so she still got the forty six stitches in the knee.
• 46:51
  Speaker 1: Fun for us to get to drive her to her
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: various jobs. So anyway, she was laying there and I
• 46:58
  Speaker 1: was looking at my phone, and she was looking at
• 47:00
  Speaker 1: phone as we're waiting for the doctor to come in,
• 47:01
  Speaker 1: and she held up her phone to me and it
• 47:03
  Speaker 1: was the real that I did of a Visa Aviva's
• 47:05
  Speaker 1: greasy hair. They just said, wash your gd hair? What
• 47:08
  Speaker 1: are you doing? She's like, Mom, that's funny, I guess
• 47:14
  Speaker 1: she you think, But no, you say first, I told
• 47:20
  Speaker 1: you I'm going to have one for everything. Because later
• 47:22
  Speaker 1: on it later in the episode, Anna did a dry
• 47:25
  Speaker 1: by comment later, I love it.
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you need to do one with a
• 47:29
  Speaker 2: Viva side by side of that Jordan Peel meme where
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: he has like water just pouring down his face.
• 47:37
  Speaker 1: I don't know this meme where he's sweating.
• 47:40
  Speaker 2: So profusely, but it's like a joke because it's like
• 47:43
  Speaker 2: one's pouring like a picture of water. It's a gift
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: or no, you don't okay, anyway.
• 47:48
  Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
• 47:50
  Speaker 2: So Aviva and Stick they've got a pregnancy test and
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: he's like moment of truth and she says moment of truth.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: So she just so much repeating of what he says.
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: I can't stop noticing it. And she giggles with her
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: greasy ass hair. And she's leaving in two days, so
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: she has two more days. Maybe she has taken a
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: vow of to not wash her hair the whole time
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: she's there, and so she's not gonna wash until she's
• 48:19
  Speaker 2: back in America.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Again. We saw the hotel there in it has a
• 48:23
  Speaker 1: lovely bathroom where you know, shampoo is provided in that shower,
• 48:27
  Speaker 1: so they're not staying outdoors where she can't get clean.
• 48:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so she is leaving in two days. She
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: wants to get pregnant for some reason that defies all launched.
• 48:41
  Speaker 2: He tells her, you know, we'd have beautiful kids, and
• 48:44
  Speaker 2: she's like, we would have beautiful kids. Eh. And he
• 48:47
  Speaker 2: says he'd love to have a son, and that sings
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: and she's like eh. And she said, I'd love to
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: have a boy because they're mama's boys, and he says, no,
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: he'll be a daddy's boy. And then she he says,
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: I don't want a daughter because of the sins of
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: my past will catch up with me and I'll have
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: to kill somebody, and she says, whatever, it gives me
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: baby fever.
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Again the first time.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: I don't think I've been listening to him. Yeah, I
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: don't think she even listens to Hi when he talks,
• 49:19
  Speaker 2: and she's just like in her own world. I think
• 49:21
  Speaker 2: she's stoned. And then when she's alone in the bathroom,
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: she's still laughing at everything. She's saying like, Okay, I'm
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: gonna go oh my gosh, oh my god. She's just
• 49:34
  Speaker 2: a laugher at non funny things like Gino. Her and
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: Gino would just cackling. And then she peees on camera
• 49:43
  Speaker 2: she's filming herself and she's like, that's a lot of pee, and.
• 49:48
  Speaker 1: You hear, when you pee on a pregnancy test, you're
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: supposed to do it the first pee of the day.
• 49:55
  Speaker 2: Oh. Interesting, Well, they definitely didn't. So he freaking out
• 50:00
  Speaker 2: because he doesn't really want her to be pregnant, but
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: he hasn't really told her that he doesn't think they're ready.
• 50:05
  Speaker 2: Once again, the non American is the more mature of
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: the couples.
• 50:10
  Speaker 1: Always turns out that not always, but most of the time. Yeah.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So they wait, they're looking at it, and they're
• 50:17
  Speaker 2: looking at it, and she's and then it says not pregnant,
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: and she's really sad because she thought it would be
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: a perfect end for the trip. That's not the real reason,
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: she says, I don't know what I'm going to see
• 50:28
  Speaker 2: him next. And if I was pregnant, I think it
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: would like get things faster moving of me moving here,
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: and then we can be together. And I just think
• 50:39
  Speaker 2: if I had a baby with him, he might not
• 50:43
  Speaker 2: go back to his partying ways. And he's he's going
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: to do that with her without a baby. I hate
• 50:49
  Speaker 2: to preside you. Yes, she wants a baby to lock
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: him down.
• 50:53
  Speaker 1: Yep.
• 50:54
  Speaker 2: And that is the only reason why she wants this baby.
• 50:57
  Speaker 1: That is wild that she fully admitted.
• 51:00
  Speaker 2: That on getting one percent, admits it not to him
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: but to us. That's why she's worried. She wants a
• 51:08
  Speaker 2: pregnancy so that he will not cheat on her.
• 51:11
  Speaker 1: Right, because that always works. Yeah.
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: So the next day, she's covered up her gross hair
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: with a denim bucket hat, which is also gross, and
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: he's taking her to the Mayan Ruins and he says
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: it's a very spiritual place, so it's a really good thing.
• 51:27
  Speaker 2: We can see her badge in those booty shorts running
• 51:31
  Speaker 2: up the stairs and the camera is right up in there.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: So they walk around and she's like, you would be
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: on stage here and I'd be the groupie, the Mayan
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: groupie on at this temple that they.
• 51:45
  Speaker 1: Are so because what are you talking about? Like what?
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah? And then they walk to the about to walk
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: to the top of one of the ruins, and because
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: she's like, I'm fun girl, let's walk to the top.
• 51:56
  Speaker 2: And when he gets down on one knee at the
• 51:59
  Speaker 2: right of they're about to walk up and proposes and
• 52:02
  Speaker 2: he's like, I want to spend the rest of my
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: life with you, and she says, oh my gosh, oh
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: my god, it's so romantic.
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: Yes, and that Okay, here's where Anna came to the room.
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: And Anna walks by and then she stops and she
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: looks back at the TV, and she goes, they just
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: get engaged. I go, yeah, it's crazy. I don't even
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: know each other. And she goes, she got engaged in
• 52:25
  Speaker 1: a dnim bucket hat. Yeah, I said, sure did, but
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: it's better than that grease pit on her hair and
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: goes and goes, that's just she goes, that's just she
• 52:38
  Speaker 1: kept walking.
• 52:39
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think this woman has showered in two weeks.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: And then I got to tell you that outfit that
• 52:46
  Speaker 1: she had on wasn't helping with the pregnancy rumors. I know.
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: And I don't like to comment on women's bodies.
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: Because that's just her body. That's her body.
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: Your body type is all we I think she just
• 52:57
  Speaker 2: has a fuller stomach, a fuller butt, and he likes
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: that too, which doesn't matter what fuck him, it doesn't
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: matter what he likes. She but he had said, like,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: I know she's working out a lot and trying to
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: build up her butt, and she did, and so he
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: was excited about that. But I think she has a
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: belly and a lot of women I do too well.
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, we have a lot of organs there.
• 53:20
  Speaker 1: In fact, just now, I'm thinking that's another reason people
• 53:24
  Speaker 1: are going to because they guy are at a bad angle.
• 53:26
  Speaker 1: And I think Action did that on purpose to say, like,
• 53:29
  Speaker 1: maybe she is pregnant, because in all those talking heads,
• 53:32
  Speaker 1: she one hundred percent looks pregnant. So I'm saying I
• 53:36
  Speaker 1: still think she's pregnant.
• 53:38
  Speaker 2: I still think she's pregnant, but I just don't know
• 53:40
  Speaker 2: how if they're gonna get the tests before she leaves,
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: or if maybe they she's gone back and they've filmed
• 53:46
  Speaker 2: some interviews talking that's what I think. So because she's yeah,
• 53:51
  Speaker 2: she looks pregnant.
• 53:53
  Speaker 1: Donne, that got engaged. I was stunned.
• 53:55
  Speaker 2: I was not expecting it because their relationship is so
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: surface level. They everything. I don't think they know each
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: other's middle names. It's well it is. They just talk
• 54:08
  Speaker 2: in platitudes to each other, like about how much they
• 54:11
  Speaker 2: love each other.
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: Babe babe, like Darcy and Stacy babe.
• 54:15
  Speaker 2: Yeah. So she there, So he proposes. She giggles through
• 54:20
  Speaker 2: a yes, and then she says to the camera, holds
• 54:25
  Speaker 2: up her ring and says, I'm engaged to Stig the artist,
• 54:29
  Speaker 2: Like how cool is that? Okay, that's all you need
• 54:35
  Speaker 2: to know. And it's much like when kim Bali, who
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: We Love, Who we Love, Yes, was like I want
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: to be engaged to soldier boy m hm, and that
• 54:52
  Speaker 2: that's that's that's what's happened.
• 54:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the status of it, Yes.
• 54:57
  Speaker 2: The status of being engaged to a very my cdep
• 55:05
  Speaker 2: Z level celebrity in Belize.
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:09
  Speaker 2: So he says, I wanted to propose but earlier, but
• 55:13
  Speaker 2: I was still question I knew she was questioning who
• 55:16
  Speaker 2: I am and my cheating, and like I wanted to
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: make sure that she knew my heart and she was
• 55:22
  Speaker 2: okay with my cheating before I proposed to her. And
• 55:25
  Speaker 2: now I feel like she will accept everything because she
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: trusts me now and because I got ant Spring out
• 55:33
  Speaker 2: of the way. And then he says, you have to
• 55:35
  Speaker 2: call ann Spring and then he's like, I'm gonna marry
• 55:39
  Speaker 2: your niece and he sings his stupid song and they're
• 55:43
  Speaker 2: just like so excited to rub it in ant Spring's
• 55:45
  Speaker 2: face and if they can find her, she's in witsc
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: and he tells her there are this is this was
• 55:54
  Speaker 2: So he's like, you know what, babe, there are always
• 55:58
  Speaker 2: gonna be people are gonna try to spread rumors about me,
• 56:02
  Speaker 2: and so I'm gonna gaslight you and convince you that
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: these rumors are false before you even hear them. In
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: the future.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna like a futures are not true?
• 56:14
  Speaker 2: Are not true? Is that not a gaslighting thing? Like
• 56:17
  Speaker 2: anything you hear about me in the future will be false.
• 56:20
  Speaker 2: So yeah, She's.
• 56:24
  Speaker 1: Like, I believe you. I believe anything you say. I
• 56:27
  Speaker 1: just believe this country doesn't have any shampoo. But yes, Anna,
• 56:34
  Speaker 1: she did get engaged in a bucket hat okay and
• 56:39
  Speaker 1: vagina shorts. Yeah, it was a onesie. It was a onesie.
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: There's no no going peeing at the Mayan ruins have to.
• 56:47
  Speaker 2: Take it all off, Okay, Yeah she went already pee
• 56:50
  Speaker 2: for the day. That was a lot of pee.
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, ez Ed okay, and Muhammad.
• 56:58
  Speaker 2: Allegedly, So it's shamed.
• 57:02
  Speaker 1: It's the Hamad. So Emma and z Ed Emma is
• 57:09
  Speaker 1: I don't know what I wrote here. Emma is so
• 57:12
  Speaker 1: and headed to the airport. I don't know what that's
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: supposed to mean. But Emma is headed to the airport
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: with her flowered luggage and again so polite to the driver.
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: Men, so sorry. I have a lot of things.
• 57:26
  Speaker 1: That's thank you so much, that's amazing, thank you. So
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: you're talking ahead, she says, I got stood up by
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: Mohammed and I'm single and I've got no reason to
• 57:36
  Speaker 1: stay in Morocco. I got a text from Mohammad last
• 57:38
  Speaker 1: night at my hotel and he says, like, l O,
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: L are you serious. You came to Morocco for someone else,
• 57:45
  Speaker 1: not me. I'm not going to be a plan B.
• 57:48
  Speaker 1: So he got her all the way over there, which
• 57:51
  Speaker 1: I think Kim from Craig Gray said that is three
• 57:53
  Speaker 1: or four hours from where she was. Yeah to go
• 57:55
  Speaker 1: because of Blanca and back. Yeah, yeah, And she says, God,
• 58:02
  Speaker 1: it must have been his plan all along to bail
• 58:05
  Speaker 1: on me and humiliate me one last time, and I
• 58:08
  Speaker 1: fell for it. So three hours later she arrives to
• 58:13
  Speaker 1: it looks like the relaxed hotel, but what we see
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: as a super cool, cool dude on a motorcycle, and
• 58:21
  Speaker 1: it's zi Ed, who looks grosser than usual.
• 58:26
  Speaker 2: He is broken out from the stress of dealing with
• 58:31
  Speaker 2: her in that desert trip. He got bit by a
• 58:35
  Speaker 2: campbell or something. I don't know. He looks he looks
• 58:38
  Speaker 2: pale and sickly and has scurvy and how does look
• 58:46
  Speaker 2: scraggly facial hair, just the scragglyest and huh do you.
• 58:52
  Speaker 1: Think she diverginized him? Kind of, he'd never done it before.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: I kind of think that. You kind of think that too,
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: But but I do think he's talking to a lot
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: of ladies.
• 59:06
  Speaker 1: But how many of them go there?
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: Go there?
• 59:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah? So she's petting her wig and she says.
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: Your emotional support hair, Hi.
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: Hi, and he says, good morning, how are you? And
• 59:21
  Speaker 1: she was fine, I'm fine, and he says, I wish
• 59:26
  Speaker 1: you You're leaving today to go to your country. She
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: said yes, and he says, I wish you a good road,
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: and that is all she says, So do you want
• 59:34
  Speaker 1: to say sorry? Do you want to say sorry? And
• 59:37
  Speaker 1: what does he have to say sorry for? Are you
• 59:40
  Speaker 1: kidding me? Because you love me? The desert with a
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: production crew and a full hotel staff, I was all alone,
• 59:50
  Speaker 1: and he goes why and she goes, you know, I'm
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: really hurt because I came here because I loved you
• 59:56
  Speaker 1: and I wanted to be with you, and like, did
• 59:58
  Speaker 1: you ever love me? Did you ever love me? And
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 1: he says, before you came here, I was in love
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 1: with you, but when you got here, we see each
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: other in reality and everything about it doesn't work, except
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 1: for that one night where we banged it out that
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: was pretty good. And he goes and I'm really sorry,
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 1: and she says it's fine, it's fine, and she goes, okay,
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 1: so thanks for everything, and he says, thanks to you too.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 1: That's all. And she says yea bye, and he says bye,
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 1: and she walks off and that's it.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 2: So he just watches this and realizes what she's been
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: doing the past couple of days, trying to get back
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 2: with the original, which is exactly what he accused her
• 1:00:45
  Speaker 2: of of, like just being he was the backup plan, right,
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 2: you know, And that's exactly she proved him right exactly.
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: I hope he sees it. I hope, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: So she says, she walks off, and then talking head,
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 1: she says, talking to him did not make me feel better.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: I thought he would care more, but you know, this
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 1: has been a learning experience and it showed me what
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 1: I don't want in a relationship, mainly so that the
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 1: country is not great. So she's again very polite to
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 1: the driver, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 1: She gets out of the car, thank you, and the
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 1: baggage guy gets herself. She goes, thank you, Oh my god,
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 1: thank you. Then the ticket hadler goes her her ticket
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 1: and she goes, I'm going to go back home now, Oki,
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: thank you. So she says she's not giving up all
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 1: ic she's so nice.
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: The best thing I can say about her. I know
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 2: everything about her I find abhorrent, but I really is
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: in how T is to everyone.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 1: Here's what she's wearing at the airport. A tank top,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 1: a skirt that's half mesh half not mesh, huge heels,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 1: and she's pulling her bag. And I'm like, girl, you
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: are going to be flying for eighteen hours. I looked
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 1: it up with the stopover.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 2: Maybe she's gonna go into sweats in the airport, Beth.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: She gets on the plane in that outfit, and I'm maybe,
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 1: maybe the first flight is only like three hours.
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 2: I think when you're Emma, your whole purpose in life
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: is to get engaged. So she thinks I could meet
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: a man anywhere on a plane. I need to be
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: camera ready at all times.
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Okay, but there's you're only filming yourself. Go put it
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 1: on a Spanks Air Essential sweatsuit. Not a sponsor, It's
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: just my favorite traveling outfit. Okay, So God, wouldn't that
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 1: be great if Spanks Air Essential Wild sponsor me. Okay,
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 1: so stop talking about that. Oh my god. All she
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 1: does is talk about that stuff. Okay, Sorry, sorry, Okay.
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 1: So she says, I'm a helpless romantic and I just
• 1:02:59
  Speaker 1: love love, and no matter how many times I get dumped,
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: I know love is real, and I know somewhere in
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: the world my person exists, and I know I'm going
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 1: to find it, and I'm not going to stop until
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 1: I do find it because I know it's out there.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 1: This is not the end of my journey.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: Meaning that I hope I have another journey on ninety
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: Day Fiance and maybe if it's not Morocco, maybe it's
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 2: another country, Like maybe I'll go to Monaco. It sounds
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 2: like Morocco. They kind of sound really similar, and maybe
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: I'll find a really rich guy there and then I
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 2: could be on another season.
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 1: And maybe then I could go to Madagascar because it
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 1: kind of sounds like Morocco.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go to n M places and find
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 2: my man.
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm like, you're super young. Go ahead and get
• 1:03:48
  Speaker 1: back to La quickly because you're looking for a job.
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 2: Job, but you got fired, girl.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 1: Yes, save that money, go work overate your sister's ceylon
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 1: and stop spending money on wigs and ridiculous outfits an eyeliner,
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 1: and live your life. Live your life. Okay. So we're
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 1: gonna move it on to Rick and Trisha.
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 2: Oh God. So they're teaching Rick how to do chores
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: around the village, like collecting water and washing by hand,
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: closed by hand, and he's bitching about everything and he's like, Tricia,
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: you never had a washing machine? What do do you
• 1:04:26
  Speaker 2: see the way these people live?
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: Your washing machine? There's no electricity. He's worried about a
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 1: washing machine. Okay, okay.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: And he's like, even back in the other place that
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: you live where she has her job, where she's like
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: a midwife, no, no washing machine. And then he she's like,
• 1:04:44
  Speaker 2: remember when you called me bougie and we had a
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 2: huge fight and I didn't have sex with you that
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 2: one day because of bougie. And he's like, yeah, I
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: take that all back. You're not bougie. So then she says,
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 2: you know, my dad wants an answer about kids before
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 2: you leave, And I really want too because my mom
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 2: left my family for another man when I was one
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 2: years old.
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: One year was brand new information.
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And she's like, I don't like to talk about
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: it because it's really upsetting, and she starts crying and
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: she says, how could she leave me? Like I was
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 2: just a baby. And in my culture, if the mother
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: gets remarried to another man, she's not allowed to touch
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: or see the baby like ever again visit the baby
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: unless they do this ceremony where her husband, her new
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 2: husband I think I was a little unclear, buys animals
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 2: and she has to physically cut the animal's throat and
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 2: they put the blood on the baby's forehead and for
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 2: some reason, that makes the mom not have to abandon
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: the baby. And though she married another man. However, Tricia's
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 2: mom's new man did not like this idea and didn't
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: want her to do it, and Tricia's mom left with
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 2: the new man and agreed to give up ever seeing
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: Tricia the baby ever again was my understanding of what happened.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 1: And no siblings I guess correct, Okay.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: And Tricia starts crying and he tries to comfort her,
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 2: but it's hard because he's his knees and she's sitting
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: on the ground, and it's always like, oh god, he
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: makes old man sounds, which I feel I also make
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: old movies. And she's like, this is you know. She's like,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: I don't like to talk about it. It's very upsetting. And
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 2: Rick says, I know you're but you know that your
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 2: dad loves you more than anything. And she says, that's
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 2: why I want to make him happy by giving him
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: grandchildren because he's done so much for me. And Rick
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: says he doesn't want to lose her, but he might
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: have to let her go because he definitely thinks he
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: can't afford to have children right now or maybe ever.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: He's gonna have to stop doing seasonal wig work and
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 2: full time wig and he's an uber driver too, and
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: tap lessons which are also seasonal, and also a wrestler.
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 2: He's called shops, yeah he does.
• 1:07:22
  Speaker 1: So.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: Then they go shopping at the market for food for
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: the family, and I think Rick is hoping that these
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 2: bananas will make the dad say you can have more
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 2: time to decide, right, because he's like, look at all
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: this stuff we got, look at all this fruit. Molly
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 2: would love all this fruit, like is that? And the
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 2: dad's like, hey, I still want to talk to you.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: You need an answer, and he's like, damn it. Did
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: you see how many bananas I got you?
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 1: I could buy more bananas. How many bananas do you want?
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 1: All the bananas you want? Yeah?
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: So the dad and the uncle asked to talk to them,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 2: and there is some there's some cups and a knife
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: out and Rick thinks he's getting circumcised right there.
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 1: He's like, do you think they're gonna slash your throat
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 1: right here?
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, you think what's that night for? And then
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: they used it to open a bottle and he's like, oh,
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: thank god. So they say we know you're leaving the
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 2: village soon and we need your answer about the kids.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 2: And Rick says, I respect that you want an answer now,
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: but I just can't decide now. And suddenly it is
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: pitch black outside. They have been sitting there for three hours,
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: and he says, I love your daughter because he thinks
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 2: he can placate them with that like he does with Tricia.
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 2: But so he's like, I love your daughter so much
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: and the men are like, that's not what we're discussing here.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 1: I good for you subject you.
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 2: We know you love her. We're not stupid. What we
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: need an answer today, not yesterday, that tomorrow. Today. Decide
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 2: right now, and if you say no, we will keep her.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, yeah keep He's like, uh, and then we
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: don't know what's going to happen. Please, they need to
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 1: go to the island that Amy Archer and I created, PBu,
• 1:09:11
  Speaker 1: please break up. They need to go to ninety day PBu.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: That's where they need to go. Yes, yes, he's adjacent
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: to customers.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 2: Fuck Off Island is a place that I've created. Oh okay,
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 2: and shut Up Mountain, which is another place. So there's
• 1:09:31
  Speaker 2: just so many places we need to send these people to.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 1: So is shut Up Mountain on fuck off Island? Yeah,
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 1: oh okay, I think so you can go visit and
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 1: you can ferry between uh huh BBU and okay mm
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 1: hmm okay. Now we're gonna end with the least. No,
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 1: Now we're not going to end with the lease. I
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: think yes, we are going to end with the lease. God,
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 1: I got a lot of notes. Hold on, I gotta
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: take a step on coughing, So, okay, vamp for a minute.
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 2: Speaking of noises, there is a scene with poor Elise,
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 2: where she is going to really wish her mic wasn't
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 2: on because they did her dirty with some bathroom noises
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 2: in this episode.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear any bathroom noises. I heard her.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: Flush, I heard some noises. Did I imagine it? Please
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: let me know.
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear that. Okay. My hair is so flat,
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 1: it's like Aviva's. I keep trying to fluff it up. Okay.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 2: So someone said, Kimberly, your hair game is amazing, like
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 2: you need to teach Aviva, And I said, well, I
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: wash it. That's my secret.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 1: That's all you do. You've got to get just got
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 1: to get clean every.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: So often once in a while.
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 1: Okay. Alisa and Joshua, so basically okay, So you and
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 1: I were going back and forth because we switch off
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 1: with who does Elise every week? And when I found
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 1: out it was me her first scene and already coming gone.
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 1: So here's my recap of that first scene. They talked
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 1: on the beach and they said they really like each other,
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 1: and she apologized for popping off, but says she's ready
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 1: to settle down and she's just afraid because she's falling
• 1:11:05
  Speaker 1: for him. That's it. If anything else happened. I didn't
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 1: write it down.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 2: I don't even remember that.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 1: She's so professional. So in the apartment, Elise is in
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 1: her red light mask and asked Chris to leave the
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 1: bathroom so she can poop. Basically, she's like, I haven't
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 1: gone in seven days, girl girl very bad.
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 2: Relaxed.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, gosh, Synnecott me relax. So she goes in the bathroom.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: I didn't hear anything. I just heard the toilet flush.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 2: I heard some noises that would I clocked it. I
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: was like, that's having pooped in seven days noises.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Oh no, okay. So she comes out and goes, oh,
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 1: I feel so much better, Like, don't worry. I sprayed
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 1: And I was like, this is way too close.
• 1:11:50
  Speaker 2: But even beautiful people poop.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 1: That's right. And she says, Chris and are talking to it.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 1: She goes, Chris, Yeah, he's like a roommate. He's like
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: a brother. I mean he's like a brother, but he's
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: a brother.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: I was like, okay, okay, are you guys gonna hack up?
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 1: Not so in the talking head, Chris goes, yeah, I
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 1: like Elise, but she's definitely looking for problems. She's a
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 1: little toxic. Short term I think it's gonna be fun
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 1: long term. I don't know. Yeah, good point. So Elise
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 1: and Josh are going on a boat today with his work.
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 1: So she goes to his office and was like, hi,
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 1: is Joshua here? Looking for Joshua? And they said he's
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 1: not here. He's bringing a boat around, and she goes.
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 1: She goes, but he works here, right. The guy goes, Yeah,
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 1: he works here. That's his desk. He's like, oh my god.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 1: She goes, says desk. She's literally in a thong bikini
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 1: and like a sheer skirt.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: I was like, girl, I was like, why are you
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 2: completely naked at Josh's workplace. I know it's a boat company,
• 1:12:51
  Speaker 2: but it's still in office.
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 1: Throw on like a like a long like shirt, cover up,
• 1:12:57
  Speaker 1: just like something, and then you can get nekedin a boat.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you were walking around in a bikini at a
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 2: desk like that. Poorn is about to start. Yes, yes,
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: you're a secretary and a point, you know.
• 1:13:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So in the talking head, he says, Yeah, I'm
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 1: glad Alisa is coming today. I want her to see
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 1: with her own eyes that I have a job, you know.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 1: So she pays. He pays the guy thanks for saying
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 1: that was my desk.
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 2: I've rented out this whole space. These are all actors.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 1: In the talking Head. She says, before I got here,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 1: he told me about taking out the boat for a
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 1: joy ride with his friends, and he crashed it and
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: he owes twenty thousand dollars. So I'm glad he still
• 1:13:40
  Speaker 1: has a job after that. But I really got to
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 1: talk to him about it. So they sit on the
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 1: boat and they have champagne and plastic glasses, unlike Tony
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 1: and Vanya, who's solo cups. So yeah, I was glad
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 1: to see that. I never saw him have a drink
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 1: of anything. I was watching to see and he didn't
• 1:13:57
  Speaker 1: even have a cup. Good So that was a smart move.
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 2: So let's not make the same mistake twice.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 1: So she says, I'm glad that you took me out
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 1: on the boat. Did you ask your boss? He goes yeah.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: She goes, so you got permission to drive the boat.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 1: He goes, yeah, I did, and she goes, listen, I'm
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 1: not trying to make you feel worse about what happened,
• 1:14:18
  Speaker 1: but it's super confusing to me. So tell me exactly
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 1: what happened that night the boat crashed and he goes, well,
• 1:14:24
  Speaker 1: I was with some friends like Nat and some friends,
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 1: and one of the friends was going to be a
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 1: potential client, so I was networking with him. So I
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: took out a company boat, thinking like, I'll show him
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 1: the boat and then when he's ready to buy the boat,
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 1: he'll buy it for me. And on the way back,
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: it got too shallow and clipped a rock and I
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 1: was shitting bricks. But it could have been way worse.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: The boat was fixed straight away. She goes, Joshua, you
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: told me it was twenty thousand dollars worth of damage.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 1: He goes, oh, yeah, when I first saw it, I
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 1: thought it was that. But it was just a couple
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: of grand and it got paid off right away. And
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 1: she goes, how did you pay it off? He goes, well,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 1: the next time I sold a boat, I just didn't
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 1: take the commission and it paid off that debt.
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 2: So insurance for these boats.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but somebody has to pay for the damage, you know, But.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 2: Isn't that what insurance is for. Isn't the company getting
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 2: both insured?
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 1: Well, they were, they could have been like our premium
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 1: went up two thousands, Do you have to pay it?
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 1: Don't ask? But this is another lie. He told her
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 1: it was twenty thousand dollars to fix the boat, and
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 1: he goes, oh, it's just a couple of grand it
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 1: was no big deal.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 2: There seems to be a lot of these misunderstandings, which
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 2: doesn't make any sense. But they speak the same language.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 2: There's no excuse there, like Sophie Pedro misunderstanding, Like this
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 2: is like the third or fourth time that his story
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: has changed on several of these things.
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so I could see where maybe when he was
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: first he's like, I'm in so much trouble, I can't
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 1: believe it's definitely going to be twenty thousand dollars worth
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 1: of damage. But when he found out it wasn't as
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 1: bad as he thought or whatever, he should have told
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 1: her like, I'm still in trouble, you know, for clipping
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 1: the boat or whatever, but thank god, it wasn't as
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 1: much as I thought. Just to make it. But he
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 1: never told her. Yeah, so that's weird, Like what would
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 1: be the reason for that. So the debt is paid
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 1: off because he didn't take the commission on the last boat,
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: and he says, you don't have to worry at all.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: I know. It seems like things are not great, but
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 1: I have my shit together. You don't have a home. No, no,
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 1: you don't have.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: Your shit together, absolutely not.
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 1: And she goes, well, I'm really happy to hear all that,
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 1: and I'm so glad, like you invited me and I
• 1:16:43
  Speaker 1: got to come with this boat. It's a great day.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 1: And she goes, But the only thing in my mind
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 1: that's still there is that thing with Nat and the
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: connection that you have. You know, it seems like you
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: have an emotional connection with her, and she has a
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: financial hold on you. And he goes, I don't want
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 1: to have to say it ten more times. She doesn't
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: have a financial hold on me, Like, you got to
• 1:17:03
  Speaker 1: quit saying that, And he says, why don't we hang
• 1:17:06
  Speaker 1: out with Nat tonight? Just the three of us will
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 1: hang out together, so I can ease your mind to
• 1:17:10
  Speaker 1: see that we're just friends and she does not have
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 1: a financial hold on me.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 2: Well, can we remind a second he had no place
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 2: to live even before this boat incident happened? Right?
• 1:17:24
  Speaker 1: Was he living with Nat? Was he living with his parents?
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 1: What he said was he and Chris had a place
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: and they lost their lease, So in the meanwhile he
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: was living with Nat. That's why I think that is
• 1:17:34
  Speaker 1: Chris's apartment, and he has a two bedroom apartment and
• 1:17:37
  Speaker 1: he's letting Joshua live there, so he didn't have to
• 1:17:41
  Speaker 1: say he's living in NAT's. I think it's Chris's apartment.
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 2: But he never had solid footing in financially, even before
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: this boat thing happened.
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 1: I don't know. He's got a twelve year old kid.
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 1: He's forty years old, so at some point he had
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 1: some sort of stable life, you know.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but then the kid moved away, and he became
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 2: an alcoholic.
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 1: Of course, and crashed a boat. I don't know the boat.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 1: So in the talking head, she says, today, the boat
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 1: trip was great. I feel like I did get some
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 1: question to answer, But there's still these lingering questions about Nat.
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 1: I just found out that he lives with her. Now
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 1: I find out she's with him when he crashed the boat.
• 1:18:23
  Speaker 1: And also they text constantly. It's like bleep, bleep, bleep
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: all day long. It's shady, it's weird. So the talking head,
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: he says, I just want at least to trust me.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 1: I want to show her that Nat and I are
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 1: just friends. I fully believe that he and Nat are
• 1:18:38
  Speaker 1: just friends. Yeah, I also will I also believe he
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: has nowhere to live exactly. Yeah, so maybe Chris is.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: The one who has a financial hold on him. Yeah,
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: like someone is helping him because I don't believe he
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 2: has his act together.
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 1: So I don't either. Is he in gambling debt? Like
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: what what? What are we going to find out?
• 1:19:00
  Speaker 2: Like why can't send an apartment exactly?
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 1: So as they walk up, he says, do me a favor,
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 1: don't kick off tonight, and she goes, I don't know.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: I can't promise that, you know. So they meet with
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 1: Nat and Alisa goes, oh my god, because she's in
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 1: another one of her you know, just under boob tops,
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: under boob top, it's all she owns.
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 2: Crisscross in the front under Chris jump jump and show
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: your under boobs.
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 1: Yes, right, So Alsa goes, everybody here wears black. Everybody's
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 1: just like wearing black all the time. And it's not Miami.
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 1: So they get drinks.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 2: But that was like a dig because she's looking at
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: Nat and Chris or Boat or Joshua are both wearing black.
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 2: So she's like she's thinking, like, do you guys wear
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 2: matching clothes? Now? Like a couple.
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: Well, when they first sat down, So what have you
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 1: been doing. Nat says, Oh, did a little shopping and
• 1:19:56
  Speaker 1: Alica goes, oh, great, did you get anything. Funch goes,
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 1: I got this dres and the dress is just like
• 1:20:00
  Speaker 1: a plain black dress. And you could see Alisa's looking
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 1: at her up and down like, oh, it's no under
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 1: boob dress. You know what I'm saying?
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 2: She says, yeah, she doesn't have anything nice to say.
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: She says nothing.
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 1: She's like, Okay, that's a dress.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 2: She's not really making an effort. It's so cold, bro,
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 2: I love that you look cute.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so she tells Nat. She goes, listen, the problem
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 1: that I have with your relationship is that I feel
• 1:20:23
  Speaker 1: uncomfortable about your connection. You're together all the time, you
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 1: text all the time, and I feel you're emotionally tied.
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 1: And Nat says, yeah, I wouldn't want to be best
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 1: friends with someone if we weren't emotionally tied together. And
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: she goes, but you're also very close financially, like, how
• 1:20:39
  Speaker 1: does it work? He lives there, he doesn't pay rent.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: You just help him and that goes, Yeah, a loan
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: of money in the past, but he's paid me back,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: and I really think talking about money is icky. I
• 1:20:50
  Speaker 1: think it's gross, m Elie says. Ali says, well, I
• 1:20:56
  Speaker 1: think it's weird. I don't want a guy that I'm
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 1: dating who tells me he's falling for me to be
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 1: supported by another girl. And that just looks at her
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 1: and she knows why the fuck am I here? Is
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 1: it just sexual? Like you have an emotional relationship with
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 1: this woman and she's helping you financially and that goes
• 1:21:13
  Speaker 1: If she says that one more time, I'm going to
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 1: lose my shit. So hold on, I gotta cough again.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 2: I think that this whole thing could have been avoided.
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: If Joshua really is going through a brief period of
• 1:21:28
  Speaker 2: unrest in his life where he needs to work things out,
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: why couldn't they have just waited three or four months
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 2: for him to get back on his feet, be more
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 2: settled in the job, maybe get his own place, if
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 2: he indeed can do those things. Ah, I'm not sure,
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: but it seems like she's come right because he's saying
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 2: it's temporary to live with that, like it's closer to
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 2: his job, get your like if you get your own
• 1:21:58
  Speaker 2: place before you come. I just don't know why she came.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 1: You have to imagine he has to play child support
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 1: and all that. Yeah, that's true, Natt says. She says
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 1: that one more temple gonna lose me. She and Josh says,
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: we have both said that is not the case, and
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 1: Alie says, then what's your fucking game plan? When I leave?
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 1: You're gonna live with Nat? Yes or no? And he
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 1: goes yeah, but it's just short fucking term. So he's
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 1: getting mad too, and she says, I don't want my
• 1:22:25
  Speaker 1: man living with another girl, and he goes, why can't
• 1:22:28
  Speaker 1: I have a friend that's female? And she goes, I
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: think it's fucking weird. I think it's fucking weird. Do
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 1: you mean to ask every single person here? Because I will?
• 1:22:34
  Speaker 1: And he goes, I wouldn't, and that would be embarrassing
• 1:22:38
  Speaker 1: to you, like, because he thinks everybody there is going
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: to say it's okay, right, and Nat goes yeah, and
• 1:22:45
  Speaker 1: she says, okay, let it be embarrassing for me. I
• 1:22:47
  Speaker 1: don't give a fuck.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 2: So she doesn't feel embarrassment.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: No, And also she's like, not only is this not
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: my neighborhood, this is not even my country, So what
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: do I get?
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 2: No? You know, Also, I think she might be under
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 2: the influence of something I'm just going to say it
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 2: that is causing her to not feel embarrassment. And also
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 2: she's a model. She walks around half naked, she was
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 2: on Hunt for Love telling everyone she did anal there.
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 2: This woman does not feel shame or embarrassment, which is
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 2: why she's made for reality TV. But it is not
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 2: appropriate for Joshua's life to behave this way.
• 1:23:29
  Speaker 1: At one point, you just see now look directly at
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: the camera like Jim from.
• 1:23:32
  Speaker 2: The office like mm hmm, is this for real?
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, So she stands up, Hey, guys, let me ask
• 1:23:39
  Speaker 1: all of you a fucking question. Am I crazy? Or
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 1: is my guy living with a girl who is financially
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 1: supporting him crazy? And one girl goes, did you know?
• 1:23:50
  Speaker 1: And she goes, no, I didn't. He's been lying to me.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: And the girl goes, okay, then, yeah, that's pretty crazy,
• 1:23:56
  Speaker 1: and another girl goes, how long have you been seeing him?
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 1: And she goes six months? And Kat goes, this is
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: the first time seeing him in person and they just
• 1:24:08
  Speaker 1: met recently. And so she walks up to the other
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: tables he shouldn't be living with her and getting financially
• 1:24:12
  Speaker 1: supported right. These people are like, oh my god, I'm
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 1: just trying to.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: Get some They are just agreeing with her because they
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 2: are terrified, and.
• 1:24:22
  Speaker 1: Their cameras watching and they're like, we were just getting
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 1: some mozzarella sticks and up there, yeah.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 2: And her ken with her boobs out is screaming at us.
• 1:24:31
  Speaker 2: I will say whatever she wants to hear. Yeah, And
• 1:24:35
  Speaker 2: she's at their table, cocaine bear coming at you, and
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 2: you're just like, go please, Cocaine Bear, don't hurt me.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 1: And Nat goes, uh, this is crazy, right, and Alisa goes, well,
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 1: sue A gets one, what am I supposed to do?
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 1: And he goes, but you're only giving everyone half the story,
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: and that says and you're yelling in a bar where
• 1:24:56
  Speaker 1: I live, And she looks over at him and goes,
• 1:24:59
  Speaker 1: this girl's a psych she's toxic as fuck. I'm sorry,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 1: and then she goes, you don't even know which Elise
• 1:25:05
  Speaker 1: you're getting, Is it the nice Elise or what? And
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 1: Alisa's fuck you bitch, whoa whoa, and Nat goes, ah,
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 1: fuck off, good luck and walks off. So the talking
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 1: head Nat is like, looking to the probably the person
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: who's her producer, is like I what did that just happen?
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 1: You know, like I live here. She goes, I'm not
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 1: doing this. That girl's a fucking psycho who yells at
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 1: people in a bar. She's creating all these issues that
• 1:25:31
  Speaker 1: aren't even there. This is like a big red flag, huge,
• 1:25:35
  Speaker 1: huge flag. So Josh walks up to down and goes, hey, girl,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: like you doing all right? And Alisa's stormed off. But
• 1:25:43
  Speaker 1: the minute Josh walks up to Nat, she turns around
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: and comes back and goes, oh, yeah, you're so cute.
• 1:25:47
  Speaker 1: What a cute couple, so great, And they're just looking
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: at her like, oh my god, and she goes, give
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 1: me my purse. Yeah. Yeah, So of course you just
• 1:25:55
  Speaker 1: come and run over to her after this. You just
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 1: run over her to this, and he goes, are you ready,
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 1: let's go, let's get out of here, let's go, and
• 1:26:01
  Speaker 1: he's just like seething.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 2: I would have left with Nat and gone back to
• 1:26:05
  Speaker 2: her place.
• 1:26:07
  Speaker 1: I would have been like Daniel and Lisa the last
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 1: time they had to like go and like we're gonna
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 1: get in the same vamp but not talking separately. Yeah,
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 1: And he walks off with her and says, see Laternet
• 1:26:18
  Speaker 1: and we're talking to her. He says, I'm so embarrassed.
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: I'm confused. I felt I was falling in love with her,
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: but now I'm done. Yeah, okay, So next time on
• 1:26:32
  Speaker 1: Daniel and Lisa are in bed. He says, oh, I'm
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 1: gonna miss you so much when you're gone, and she goes,
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 1: there's one thing you didn't fulfill for me last night,
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: oral six and he does the full like cartoon like goomp,
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 1: you know like, and she goes, it's pretty major for me.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 1: And in the talking head he goes, her, fellow women
• 1:27:06
  Speaker 1: have ben given her the oral sex. I am not
• 1:27:08
  Speaker 1: a woman. I have my dick.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 2: I mean, mister arc told n told Nigel that we
• 1:27:20
  Speaker 2: don't do anal but he did not say we do
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 2: not do oral, but right, but Daniel does not do oral.
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: Apparently he has his dick.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 2: But this is living on oral for the past twenty
• 1:27:35
  Speaker 2: one years.
• 1:27:36
  Speaker 1: Twenty one years. Yeah, Jovon and Annalyin go to some
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 1: sort of roller coaster and then they're looking for wedding
• 1:27:46
  Speaker 1: bands because they're going to tell.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 2: You why are they sitting in different cars in the
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 2: roller coaster, like one is by themselves and then the
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 2: other ones by themselves behind them. Did you notice that?
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 1: No? I didn't, but maybe it's for filming.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 2: It's but the camera in the one in front of
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: both of them. It's very strange anyway.
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: So they're gonna renew their vows. They're looking at wedding
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 1: man's you know, it's like four dollars and he's like
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: what and they joke around and they're cute, you know.
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 1: She was like, don't you want people to know we're married?
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 1: And he's like, they can have you.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: Huh.
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 1: So funny. Remember when he said he wasn't gonna be
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 1: sarcastic anymore. Josh is telling Chris how she yelled in
• 1:28:27
  Speaker 1: the bar and he goes, it was so embarrassing. He goes,
• 1:28:30
  Speaker 1: I'm angry. I'm actually really angry, and the talking head
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 1: Chris goes, for me, a public embarrassment would be the end.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: And then we see her come out of the bed
• 1:28:40
  Speaker 1: and like, Hi, guys, what's happening.
• 1:28:43
  Speaker 2: Do you see my underboob?
• 1:28:45
  Speaker 1: Look at my boom and everything's great? Everything.
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 2: I think I owed an apology because you guys embarrassed
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 2: me at the bar last night.
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that was so embarrassing. NAT's a bitch, am I right?
• 1:28:57
  Speaker 1: Anybody anybody's this thing on? Okay, we see Sena and Forrest.
• 1:29:03
  Speaker 1: They are wrapped in leaves in their clothes on a
• 1:29:07
  Speaker 1: pier and Anna walks through and goes, what's happening.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 2: They're like human sushi.
• 1:29:15
  Speaker 1: I said, I don't know, and she goes, is this
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: like a spa thing? I go, I don't know. They're
• 1:29:19
  Speaker 1: in their clothes. I don't know what they're doing. I
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 1: don't know.
• 1:29:22
  Speaker 2: I know them in those birthing tubs.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: At least Mollie would have been having a field day
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 1: with this.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: She would have loved it.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: And he says, I'm worried I'm going to disappoint my mother.
• 1:29:34
  Speaker 1: And she says it's time to grow up and be
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: a man and don't just follow her orders, and Sheen
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 1: is right, and the talking Eddy says, my mom has
• 1:29:42
  Speaker 1: always been my safety net, but she constantly causes conflicts.
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 1: Then we see the two of them meet with Molly
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 1: for a lunch and she goes, did you have fun
• 1:29:53
  Speaker 1: on your trip? And they said yes, it was really nice,
• 1:29:55
  Speaker 1: and she goes, so did you make any future plans
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 1: because you know we're leaving tomorrow. He says, Mom, I've
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 1: decided I'm going to stay in the Philippines, and she
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 1: just says, this is our choice, and Molly says, what's
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 1: that shit that just came out of your mouth? Whoa, whoa?
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 2: At the tell all we're gonna have a Lease and
• 1:30:19
  Speaker 2: Molly in the same room together.
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 1: Okay, what do you mean they're both they're both volatile? Yes, okay.
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 1: Laura and beer Can talk and he says he's a
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 1: good guy, but turns out you are not so good.
• 1:30:42
  Speaker 1: Something is going on between the two of you, and
• 1:30:46
  Speaker 1: she goes, now, wait a second. He goes, you shut
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 1: up and listen. No, nope, thank you, and she goes,
• 1:30:55
  Speaker 1: don't you tell me to shut up? And in the
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 1: talking head she says, I do not think it is
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 1: a big deal that one time I tried to kiss Michael,
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 1: but beer Can's reaction really pisses me off. And then
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 1: we see her go and go to Michael's hotel room. Yeah,
• 1:31:12
  Speaker 1: so we now know Alisa and Joshua. We're brought in
• 1:31:16
  Speaker 1: because Emma departs because I.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 2: Feel it's episode six. Well, how much longer is this season?
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 1: May? May? May?
• 1:31:30
  Speaker 2: So, maybe like twenty two episodes.
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 1: I believe what we heard was eighteen episodes plus three cellos.
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 2: So there's only two more main episodes. Perhaps was this sixteen?
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 1: Let me let me look at my calendar because I
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 1: can look at it better.
• 1:31:52
  Speaker 2: Because Emma technically just departed this episode, right, I do
• 1:31:56
  Speaker 2: not think they needed a replacement couple.
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 1: So if we're looking at it, would look it would
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 1: be the next two episode would be the fifth and
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 1: the twelfth of what month are we in? We're at
• 1:32:13
  Speaker 1: the Carrie. Yeah, end of March, so that would be
• 1:32:17
  Speaker 1: April five, April twelfth, and then April nineteen and twenty six,
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 1: and May third would be the tell aw's that's right,
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 1: that's right.
• 1:32:27
  Speaker 2: H Yeah, we've got to wrap this up.
• 1:32:32
  Speaker 1: I also want to say here at the end, even
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 1: though this is an hour and a half long episode
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 1: and I need to wrap it up, don't I will
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: say for sure, you guys listen tomorrow, Kimberly and I
• 1:32:40
  Speaker 1: are talking about Welcome to Platfell. Because it is on
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 1: the free feed, you're going to have to slightly lower
• 1:32:46
  Speaker 1: your anger to a reasonable level.
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 2: That's really unfair. Mary Vaine, Well, you're just gonna have
• 1:32:54
  Speaker 2: to say allegedly a lot.
• 1:32:55
  Speaker 1: How about that? Okay, that's okay, as long as you're yeah.
• 1:32:58
  Speaker 1: You know, you can't call somebody kkken without saying allegedly.
• 1:33:03
  Speaker 2: Can I say kk cowboy? Which is what I've been
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 2: calling Ethan in my.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: Head, allegedly allegedly racist, allegedly. Okay, so that's number one
• 1:33:14
  Speaker 1: and number two. I think in May, not think. I know.
• 1:33:18
  Speaker 1: In May, we're going to start doing a live like
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: you guys do over on Day with Daylon for subscribers
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 1: you know, super Cast, Apple, Patreon fifteen and above. So
• 1:33:31
  Speaker 1: the top three levels are going to get this once
• 1:33:34
  Speaker 1: a month live and it'll be you and me and Keisha,
• 1:33:38
  Speaker 1: really a dream team. Oh my gosh, Well that'd be fun.
• 1:33:42
  Speaker 1: We'll just do it once once a month and we'll
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 1: have topics and we'll just do it for like an
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 1: hour alive, and that'll be fun for like the top
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: three tiers of subscribers.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 2: I love that.
• 1:33:56
  Speaker 1: I wish it wasn't Keisha, stop it. Stop, but don't
• 1:34:01
  Speaker 1: try to pick a fight. You tried to pick a
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: fight with Matt and Jake yesterday. To stop it.
• 1:34:05
  Speaker 2: I love keep it. I know you do, so that
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 2: I'm going to oust you.
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: No, please don't.
• 1:34:12
  Speaker 2: No, We'll keep you around for thank you, Thank you,
• 1:34:15
  Speaker 2: Jesus because you're the namesake.
• 1:34:17
  Speaker 1: Thanks. It is my picture there, Yeah, I mean it
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 1: doesn't look like me right now, but at some point
• 1:34:23
  Speaker 1: that looked like me. Anyway, that's it. So we're going
• 1:34:26
  Speaker 1: to be working on that after I get back from
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 1: my trip and Inger gets back from her trip, then
• 1:34:32
  Speaker 1: we're going to work on and making that happen fun fun.
• 1:34:37
  Speaker 1: So that's a new life.
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 2: The topic is going to be, Oh.
• 1:34:40
  Speaker 1: The topics are going to be like inside scoop that
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 1: we know sometimes we get inside scoop that we don't
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 1: really talk about too much. If we've heard, like some
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 1: things happening in the TLC world, we could tell them
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 1: there m or it doesn't have to be it could
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 1: be Bravo world. It could be because let me tell you.
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: Something, and I can teach you about the lore of
• 1:35:03
  Speaker 2: Mama June and one thousand pounds sisters.
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 1: I mean probably not, but the end of the day,
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: it's still.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: On my show, Fito my ideas.
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean maybe maybe, but probably not and and
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 1: it'll be fun. So anyway, just letting you guys know
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 1: that that's going to be coming. Now. If you're listening
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 1: here on the free feed, you're still getting all sorts
• 1:35:33
  Speaker 1: of great stuff. You get three shows a week, plus
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 1: you're getting this fourth one, season eight. Welcome to Platfell
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 1: is here now if you love plathfill just a reminder,
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 1: Kishan are doing a rewatch and we are getting towards
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: the end of season three and boy a boys.
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: Sat it is you keep saying you're gonna need a
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 2: break soon. It's depressed from this rewatch. Yes, it's real depressing.
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 1: It's real depressing. And that's it everybody. Now. Kimberly and
• 1:36:00
  Speaker 1: Katie have a podcast, A Date with Dateline. Are you
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 1: going to cover the one that was on this last Friday?
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 1: That's kind of the redo of the Ballerina the Black Swan.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 2: Was there new information?
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 1: I thought, I don't know. I didn't watch it because
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 1: I was like, maybe if there's new stuff is at
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 1: the end, But like, I can't watch at the end
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 1: to find out, I'm gonna have to watch the one
• 1:36:17
  Speaker 1: I didn't watch.
• 1:36:18
  Speaker 2: We did not cover it. We covered an old episode,
• 1:36:22
  Speaker 2: but a really good one called a Bronx Tale, which
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 2: is a really good old manky. But so I'm gonna
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 2: have to go look at the Ballerina. I just thought
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: it was an old episode.
• 1:36:34
  Speaker 1: I mean, my DDR said new. It just said new,
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 1: but I was like, it's not new. They already parted.
• 1:36:42
  Speaker 2: The whole thing. Savannah and Ballerinas one episode. Oh, DVRs
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 2: are stupid.
• 1:36:48
  Speaker 1: They are okay, So anyway, go over and listen to
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• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: You get fun stuff over there. They also do a
• 1:36:56
  Speaker 1: live and when Yellow Jackets comes back, they'll be covering that.
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 1: It's got to be coming soon. I feel like it's
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 1: just been at least a year since they said I did.
• 1:37:07
  Speaker 2: Hear Claim to Fame was canceled, and I really hope
• 1:37:10
  Speaker 2: that that's not true because that was one of my favorites.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: I know, I got to come on and talk about that.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 1: You guys got me into that Claim to fan.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 2: I know, so good. It's such a good show. But yeah,
• 1:37:23
  Speaker 2: please follow us on Instagram because we're trying to get
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: a certain mile hitted neck our next milestone, and we're
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 2: doing lots of reels and stuff.
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 1: Yeah, they're really killing it over there. They're doing lots
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 1: of reels and they're really good. And I've noticed also
• 1:37:35
  Speaker 1: kay Casey has kind of up to her reels game.
• 1:37:37
  Speaker 1: I'm like, oh my gosh, what does a girl got
• 1:37:40
  Speaker 1: to do out here to get to thirteen? K I know,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 1: I'm very close, okay, class very close. I'm doing a
• 1:37:47
  Speaker 1: lot of booth. It can happen, guys. Yeah, I need
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: more on the Instagram anyway. Also, don't forget at the beginning,
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 1: I told you about that TikTok to watch. I might
• 1:37:55
  Speaker 1: try to see if I can get her on the show.
• 1:37:57
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, because she's very interesting. We're only at like,
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 1: we're only at episode like forty, like part forty, and
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 1: we are still when she just is like leaving the
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: cult and then she's like in her thirties, like we've
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 1: got a long way to go. Oh my god, got
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 1: a long way to go. And that's it, everybody, And
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 1: we will see you tomorrow for Welcome to Platform, season eight,
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 1: episode one, And don't forget, starting in April, Kisha and
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 1: I are also doing Temptation Island and we've been pre
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 1: recording for that, and boy is that good. Boy. There's
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 1: some hot dummies on an island. Hot dummies on the island. Yes, okay,
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 1: that's it, talk to you later, Bye bye, thank you.