Latest / Get Into Gate: A Stargate Podcast / Episode 238: Progeny (SGA 3.05)
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- 0:25Get into Gates episode two hundred and thirty eight, talking Stargates at Atlantis midshear
- 0:32with the Gibsons. Over to you, Matthew and the Brendan. Get a,
- 0:36guys, get a. Indeed, here we are, guys, last
- 0:38week celebrating Christmas Eve. Here we are the final one of season twenty twenty
- 0:44three. It's New Year's Eve. Hoop hoop hoop. That's gone. Oh
- 0:49the sneeze. It would have been amazing. It's like bodily fireworks. That
- 0:55was disgusting. We all sniff into the microphone. Now give us and give
- 0:59us a cold one. I could really hear the like the flaps at the
- 1:03end of the nostril. You know you can always hear my flap. You've
- 1:06always said that they're very They're very giving, very meaty flaps and look just
- 1:11to ring things. And I know a couple of weeks ago on the podcast,
- 1:15we had a little bit of fun with our mate Robert C. Cooper
- 1:18And if you missed our episode on which no one missed it, well no
- 1:22he couldn't have. I mean, christ weird that that was one of the
- 1:26greatest recording sessions we've ever had. I've read you know what. I went
- 1:30and saw the great Andrew Schultz live at Brisbane Tamement Center a couple of weeks
- 1:34ago for a comedy stand up show. It was amazing. I think I
- 1:38laughed harder and more frequently with you playing Maddie clips of Robert C. Cooper
- 1:42absolutely giving it to himself for how good Satita was. You're welcome, My
- 1:47god, I'm the Matt Rife of Stargate. Yes, I haven't got my
- 1:51own gear, and I've got someone else to bounce off. Hilarious shit.
- 1:56I need to look into more about that guy. All of a sudden,
- 1:57everyone's turning on him, me playing me, playing audio. That's my work
- 2:01because he got for his first joke and he's special or something. I thought
- 2:05it was. Yeah, there was a domestic abuse joke or something like that.
- 2:07But it was well done. It was clever. I mean, his
- 2:10YouTube special was I think better than his Netflix special and his crowd work style.
- 2:15Like his Netflix special wasn't fantastic. It was fine, it wasn't cancelable.
- 2:20Oh, there's heaps of Netflix special. Yeah. Javas just released a
- 2:23new one on Christmas Day. I think it came out. Yeah, I
- 2:27watched Yeah, He put out a tweet a couple of days earlier and was
- 2:31like, look, it's got jokes about this, about this, about this,
- 2:34like you know, religion, pedophilia. But yeah, exactly, it's
- 2:38like, if this is going to trigger you, don't watch it. I
- 2:40promise you you will not enjoy it. Just because I promise you you will
- 2:45watch it. Absolutely, they'll watch it and they'll be calling for a minute.
- 2:46Oh, it's amazing. Just did himself ten thousand extraviews on one.
- 2:51Brilliant stuff there. So Robert C. Cooper, I mean, the gift
- 2:54that keeps on giving. He's back again for this episode because bugs. Why
- 3:00wouldn't he be It's more bugs. So anyway, we'll go over to our
- 3:04progeny, see what this bad boy's about, and then the tear right into
- 3:07it. The Atlantis expedition encounters a highly advanced race the Assurance Assured. That's
- 3:15right to be assured Assurance Assurance Assurance Auran Assurance. They initially believe that to
- 3:21be the ancients. However, this new race is just a new face of
- 3:24an old nemesis. Like I said, Cooper, Behind behind the Pen,
- 3:30they're directed by Andy mckeeter. I really I had Carl Binder down as the
- 3:34writer. Sorry story story by Cooper and Binder. Yeah, he's like,
- 3:39hey Carl, Carl, people bugs bring back the Replicators. You have to
- 3:44put my name in it. Boom. I'm gonna say it now because we've
- 3:49we this is the this is the villain we've we've alluded to with Mitchell for
- 3:52a little while that it's like someone they bring back and we see obviously we
- 3:55see them a little bit more going through. So I'm just gonna say here
- 3:58and now, I have no idea. I've never understood it, and I
- 4:03don't think I ever will. I don't understand what they mean when they say
- 4:08that these replicators are organic. I don't. I don't understand that the show.
- 4:17They're not there. Yeah, but they're organic. They're not They're not
- 4:21made out of metal or trinium or whatever the same way, you know,
- 4:25like organic. This might only be a Michael bayism, but in the first
- 4:29Transformers that the Transformers were described as an organic machine, like they are a
- 4:34bio based like they're made out of metal. Yeah, but they describe these
- 4:39guys, aren't I don't think. Yeah, they still are, Like yeah,
- 4:45but I know what you mean, like it's it's a weird like they
- 4:47are. Are you getting confused with that? They want to ascend? No,
- 4:51No, they just they say that they're organic. These are different to
- 4:55Milky Way replicator. I don't remember that line at all. And they're organic
- 4:59in that's why they can potentially assent like normal replicators would never be able to
- 5:03feel like you're making that up. I feel like you're making that up.
- 5:09I have no memory of that. Yeah, And if it's anyone's place to
- 5:12make something up, to pay out Robert C. Cooper Moore, that's Brillant's
- 5:15position on the show. I mean, you've never had to make anything up.
- 5:18But if you have listened to this, it's a little bit long,
- 5:21but it's just I've tried to edit down the story. That is it neam,
- 5:26Yeah, the story that he told about like their origin and stuff like
- 5:30that. I'll see if it's in that. It's fifth with an N,
- 5:33fifth with an n oh, I see what you mean. The ancients,
- 5:39as you call them, were desperate in their search for a better way to
- 5:42fight the Raith. So greatly outnumbered, they relied on their technological superiority to
- 5:46give them a needed advantage. Soon they succeeded in creating one. Instead of
- 5:50building bigger, more powerful weapons, they chose to build smaller ones, microscopic
- 5:55machines design to infiltrate and destroy from within lannes. In these tiny killing machines,
- 6:00the ancients imbued an aggression that surpassed even that of their enemy. The
- 6:04technology allowed for organic assimilation and self replication. To increase their effective organic assimilation
- 6:10and replicate they did. They grew in numbers, evolving at a rate that
- 6:15took the ancients by surprise. The molecular machines began interlocking them themselves the form
- 6:19even more complex organisms, eventually evolving into the most effective and efficient form they
- 6:25knew of. This is how we were born. We took the image of
- 6:29our creators, yet we were far different from them. The aggression programs into
- 6:32our core remained. Feeling a rage we could not contain. We implored them
- 6:36to have this violent nature removed from our pro But the ancients wanted a weapon,
- 6:42and since their scientists included a directive prohibiting us from ever harming them,
- 6:45they continued the experiment. When the ancients concluded that the experiment had gone too
- 6:49far that we would never become the weapon they desired to create. They decided
- 6:55to end it. So they chose to destroy us, to leave us behind.
- 7:00That that c g I made no sense to me being in us a
- 7:05rage. They could never be reckoned. Blay the start of it again,
- 7:11you're hired. It came back at the end, But the first like ten
- 7:15or fifteen seconds there, it sounds like he's he's giving you the setup to
- 7:19a joke, like he just containing his own laughter. What he's about to
- 7:21say every line. I thought he was about to cry the whole episode,
- 7:26So the cry will laugh. The ancients, as you call them, were
- 7:29desperate in their search for a better way time. I love this one number
- 7:33technological superiority, like just he's always falling into the next. Yeah, and
- 7:40then was this is the best bit. We're molecular. I feel like Carl
- 7:47Binderbinders had just had it. I feel like everything molecular is made up of
- 7:55some flavor of adam, whether it be hydrogen, helium, carbons, an
- 8:00organic assimilation. Is that like they're assimilating with organic, like the idea that
- 8:03they can look like okay, so they can eat I guess if the nanoates
- 8:11are that small, they can eat food, carbon based, organic, biologic
- 8:20and turn it into whatever atom they need it to be. M I guess.
- 8:28Turning to nanot technology, the Lanterns built nanits which would allow for organic
- 8:31assimilation. What does that even mean? Like, I guess, you know
- 8:37how they eat the whole of a ship instead of the hull of the ship.
- 8:39They can eat a tree now, Yeah, Like, I guess it's
- 8:41just what if adition of organic is like I would I would think of like
- 8:46metals like trinium and like kind of stuff. I wouldn't think of them as
- 8:48natural as organic. When I think of organic, I think of you know,
- 8:52flesh and blood and bone and you know, like biological. Yeah.
- 8:56So I've never understood the difference. But like, I guess, between these,
- 9:03why didn't why don't you just say, like, why didn't they just
- 9:05set them up that these are the same as Milky Way replicators. It's just
- 9:09like these guys came first, which they probably did, I guess since it's
- 9:13over ten thousand years. Yeah, and then and then you know, the
- 9:16same guy that invented invented race or something. Yeah, like yeah, bring
- 9:20give us the tie into that rather than having the assurance be something completely different.
- 9:26How could they be, They're exactly the same. Yeah, I guess
- 9:28it's just like, oh, we're just going to bypass the cgi bug phase
- 9:31because that's too expensive. But then we're gonna let them like headfinger people and
- 9:39walk through doors and all that kind of stuff the exact same way milky Way
- 9:43replicators do. So, like, yeah, maybe someone tell me if I'm
- 9:48wrong, if I don't. Like I said, I've never understood the distinction
- 9:50between Assurance and milky Way replicators, aside from the fact that Assurans don't seem
- 9:56to need the same raw materials that milky Way replicated, at least we don't
- 10:01see them getting it. Well, yeah, we never see the meaning to
- 10:05consume ships and you know what was what was there? There was a compound
- 10:09specifically that replicators needed to make human form replicators. There was a special component
- 10:16like the special chemical element or whatever it is that they needed. Yeah,
- 10:22so I just I don't understand. I guess. I mean when you think,
- 10:26if you look at the periodic anything on the periodic table is is natural
- 10:33in nature, right, So you can get gold from a from a supernova,
- 10:37that's the only way you can get gold of the platinum. But then
- 10:39like is it no iron. It's like there's like alloys. Alloys aren't occurring
- 10:46in nature because you've got to combine things, so like trinium is an alloy,
- 10:50like trinium alloy and all that kind of stuff. So it's like,
- 10:54well, I guess it is naturally occurring in the on the Native American planet.
- 10:56But it's like I feel like, at least be wrong, But I'm
- 11:00always led to believe that it's like human like Milky Way replicators needed like alloys
- 11:05and things that have been produced, like they needed that stuff to build.
- 11:07So I just don't understand why they emphasized the organic nature of assurance. And
- 11:13I feel like the way they used it was just mumbo jumbo, Yeah,
- 11:18just to sound good, Yeah, just to like we want them to have
- 11:22the same effect and the same intent and sort of sort of terminator like sort
- 11:28to focus on on their mission the way that they do things as the replicators,
- 11:33but we can't have to be a direct copy. So and yeah,
- 11:37maybe maybe in my brain too, I'm I'm sort of combining the fact that
- 11:39it's like, okay, well, Milky Way replicators would attack as guard technology
- 11:46and get better for it, And it's in my brain, I'm going,
- 11:46well, the Assurance were designed to fight the Wraith, and the Wraith are
- 11:52purely organic, like even their ships are organic, that kind of thing.
- 11:56So it's like that's where I'm trying to find the the connection and what how
- 12:01how are these actually different too? I don't think there is one. It's
- 12:05I just feel like Cooper's just like, I want credit for every episode there's
- 12:11replicated, because we just we killed Jacob off too and sell Mac to get
- 12:18rid of the replicators could always piss me off because it's like, oh no,
- 12:20you just bring them, bringing them back from And as much as I
- 12:24do like the human form replicators and I actually do like the Atlanta's storylines with
- 12:30replicators. I like this episode. I love this. It was just it
- 12:33was just lazy, lazy connector knows there is no connection between me. Yeah,
- 12:37I feel I feel like as a payoff to fans, it might be
- 12:41would have been like saying, to tie it into Reese and all that mythology
- 12:45that's already been set up. I did read, you know, just a
- 12:48line because I get that some people are only Atlanti's watchers. There are a
- 12:52lot of people who just and then Mackay going they're not just they're not ancients,
- 12:56they're not just robots. They're replicators. And yeah, they kind of
- 13:01talk about a little bit like that. Even if McKay had have said,
- 13:03I these guys, or must be the robot SG one found must be from
- 13:09these guys, anything that, I don't know how true it is, but
- 13:13I read in some of the trivia stuff that apparently the Replicators were originally going
- 13:16to be the main villains of Atlantis in the early stages when Atlanta was still
- 13:22going to take place like on Earth in the Milky Way galaxy and stuff like
- 13:24that, Replicators were going to be like the Atlantis villain. And obviously once
- 13:30they then moved to Pegas and said like, well, okay, no,
- 13:31let they invented the Wraith and the Raith is so cool, such a cool
- 13:35villain. But there was there was a mention I can't remember if they they've
- 13:39never mentioned in the show that it's actually connected. But one of the other
- 13:43trivia bits I read is back in Hot Zone, they introduced like the mysterious
- 13:48creators of a nanite virus back in like season one in Hot Zone, that
- 13:52was a nanite virus that we were exposed to in one of the labs in
- 13:56Atlantis when we were exploring. So I think the idea was that we're going
- 14:01to draw a connection between that and this, but they never kind of ever
- 14:05do it in dialogue. It's kind of just left as a as a thing.
- 14:09So yeah, but yeah, I just wanted to get in early with
- 14:15that. I don't understand what Assuran replicators are in terms of how different they
- 14:18are to milk Away replicators. Yeah, now we can talk about the actual
- 14:20episode because it's a great episode. Yeah, I mean that's yeah, that's
- 14:24the key. But it is a key thing to think of is that every
- 14:30single replicator that was in the Milky Way and there was a scourge of the
- 14:33as Guard came from these guys, is what I'm always thought. Yeah,
- 14:39right, because they're so much older. Yeah, they've been in pegas Is
- 14:45longer than and I guess it could have been a cool wreck kind of in
- 14:48the sense that oh, the as Guard, yeah, discovered them or whatever
- 14:52and thought that they could better them, and yeah, you know it's like,
- 14:56no, you just don't play god. You know, these things coming
- 15:00back to bite them in the ass because they tried to better that technology or
- 15:03whatever. You know, like you the Pegasus and they got yeah that's how
- 15:09they got a replicator on Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know.
- 15:13It's just yeah, everything else about it that I enjoy, like even the
- 15:18reveal when they walk through the gate and they're like what the hell. Yeah,
- 15:22like the gate shuts down, there's the big Yeah, that was really
- 15:26cool. I mean it's weird because then everyone like approaches them from behind the
- 15:30stargate, which but that's a really cool because like, yeah, they walk
- 15:33in and go, oh, we're back in our gate room what yeah,
- 15:35which is kind of like early sgu one feels yeah, oh, we're back,
- 15:39you know, and then not really the puddle disappears, especially when you
- 15:45do see the stuff from the malp So it wasn't like they've walked through and
- 15:50you walk back and you're like, oh, okay, obviously this is you
- 15:52know, something's gone wrong with the gate. With actual Yeah, it was
- 15:56just like everything was pushing you in one direction and then all of a sudden,
- 16:00Oh no, I think we're going this other direction. No, no,
- 16:03it's back to the first one, just not as we as we know
- 16:06it as Yeah, like as a first timer, like you knew something was
- 16:10gone wrong and we had that episode, however, long ago, where there
- 16:14was that ancient outpost with the giant city underground, it was like, holy
- 16:17ship, that's huge, like amazing, like the amazing idea of what that
- 16:22could be, and that there are these pocket things all across the galaxy and
- 16:26how many are there and how big could they be? Like you know,
- 16:30Rodney in that episode just amazed at the size of that thing. And then
- 16:33it's just sitting out there and what do they do with it? How many
- 16:36are there out there? And then we get to this place and they go
- 16:40for a walk. You're talking about the medieval one where they have the yeah
- 16:45yeah, yes, under the ground, yeah tower in stul when we had
- 16:51the sorry no no, yeah, yeah, but the outpost beneath Antarctica and
- 16:57yeah, and then you get this one and they go for that long walk
- 17:00out the hallway and they get to you know, a little open air deck
- 17:03and then they just look at like holy shit. And then you zoom.
- 17:06Man, You're like, oh wow, this whole thing is like a replica
- 17:08of Holy shit. It's like fifty atlantis, Like this is amazing. I
- 17:14do like I still haven't invented a car. Yeah, they're walking around I
- 17:18thought it was good. So yeah, there was like as the first time,
- 17:22there was just so many little bits along the way, and then even
- 17:25you know, the reveal of the you know, I mean the fact that
- 17:29that was a bit of a dream sequence. You know, like you get
- 17:30so far in and you think, Okay, this is making a lot of
- 17:33sense. I was going to ask you about that, Yeah, like the
- 17:34fake like the Wraith attack and then they get setting themself destruct and it turns
- 17:38out they've been they're being head fingered the whole time. Yeah. Yeah,
- 17:41I was like I was going to ask you when like when it was you
- 17:44kind of clicked onto that I can't remember now, something was, something was
- 17:48awry. And then from from that point on, I mean, they even
- 17:51bring it up and they say, we can't trust that what's going on here
- 17:53is even real, And I thought, well, yeah, you're telling me
- 17:56as when Yeah, I don't believe any thing that you see here from from
- 18:00here on out, you know, I always always expect that the unexpected it's
- 18:04gonna come or whatnot, but it never did. I did. I did
- 18:08it an interesting bit of trivia supposition, like a theory that someone had and
- 18:15I've never connected these two things together. But what they were theorizing is that
- 18:19because of the ancient's experience with the assurance, that's why the anti replicator gun
- 18:27that O'Neill created when he was that's why that was in the ancient repository of
- 18:33knowledge. So what they're supposing in that regard is that O'Neill never Actually I
- 18:37always assumed O'Neil invented that using ancient knowledge. But what these other people assume
- 18:42is those plans for an anti replicator weapon were already in the ancient repository of
- 18:48knowledge that was downloaded to the Jack's brain, and that's why it has such
- 18:52an alien design, you know. And Jack just didn't just design a human
- 18:56gun because you know, the ancients had to figure out ways to separate the
- 19:03nanight clusters and that kind of stuff. So I'm like, cool, that's
- 19:06interesting. Take I never sort of had it like that before. Yeah,
- 19:08And then that sort of that that would enhance that as opposed to one of
- 19:14those retcons that comes along that changes for the worse what you've seen before.
- 19:18And you can't go back and watch that episode and Jack getting it. They
- 19:22repositoring it. Ah, Okay, well I know where this goes, and
- 19:25it's shit. It's like none of there's it's it's good as it is.
- 19:26It's good. If you're a first time watcher of SG one, you see
- 19:30that it's everything that you want it to be, and then all of a
- 19:32sudden it's something. There was even a line in that. It wasn't there
- 19:36like Daniel saying I'll trust Jack to use a gun or something like that.
- 19:41I don't know, someone said something like that. Yeah, I thought it
- 19:44was interesting. I didn't quite understand why overall, aside from like, the
- 19:48only thing I can lean on is aside from the fact that they keep talking
- 19:52about this like the natural aggression that is built into the assurance, which is
- 19:56weird because they're all just been chilling on the on their own planet by them
- 20:00cells for the last the look of it, by the ten thousand years.
- 20:02I mean, you did say we have plans for the Wraith, you know,
- 20:03but you know we've we've got time or whatever. But I didn't understand
- 20:07the instant, oh, we have to destroy Atlantis. I didn't, aside
- 20:12from being like a petulant child and be like, oh, but it's like
- 20:17all the ancients of either they're either dead or ascended and we've been lending.
- 20:21It's like, what is destroying one of their cities going to do when they
- 20:26have like ten of them, you know, they're still like all just like
- 20:30legoed together. Yeah. So it's like, well, what what benefit does
- 20:36it have for the Assurance to to destroy Atlantis? Like especially given that we
- 20:41as like, can we please have one of the five thousand ZPMs that you
- 20:45guys are making, but you guys are making your own ZPMs? Yeah,
- 20:49can we have one please? Yeah. So they're clearly like we're clearly not
- 20:52a threat to them. No, But it makes more sense if like there
- 20:55were certain elements or alloys or whatever we're only existed on Atlantis. Hey,
- 21:02these these replicated you know, the Assurance. These Zurans are going out there
- 21:07and they're getting whatever they want from across the galaxy, but there's certain things
- 21:10that can only be found in Atlantis and they want them for whatever reason.
- 21:14If they got really prideful and they were like, oh, we were created
- 21:17on Atlantis, and then it's like that's what I say, the very,
- 21:21the very the very existence of Atlantis is a slight on our existence because that
- 21:26was the place where we were created and then tried to be obliterated and they
- 21:30failed. You know, it's an affront to our our existences. Great,
- 21:34give me that line because David olden Stys is going to out of that.
- 21:38I filled that in myself, feeling like that's where they made us hate Theians.
- 21:47This is their pride and joy Atlantis. So tell me what the gem
- 21:49of the galaxy? Yeah, I do. I do love this bit.
- 21:52Though you said earlier that your brother's greatest weakness was their arrogance. Yeah,
- 21:59I suggests, Yeah, we could negotiat it. It's twice the normal.
- 22:11I forgot i'd made that. Now that was a good line because then then
- 22:15she like she she smoked bomb after ye and then he's just sort of doing
- 22:18that look like bitch. Maybe maybe that's why they decided. Maybe that's the
- 22:23moment I'm going to blow up your city. So tell me what did I
- 22:26miss there? As the first time, I want to be okay, I
- 22:30mean that too. I'm like, why why are you going? I mean,
- 22:33what's gonna Obviously something's going to happen in this episode. I'll tell you.
- 22:36I want to get head fingered. I will tell you exactly why.
- 22:40And the world's best to established diplomatic relations with them immediately, and then she
- 22:45just that's right, she's the boss. No, I get that, that's
- 22:48what And then she just calls him arrogant, walks out of the room,
- 22:51a great diplomatic because she's the boss. No, I get that, and
- 22:55she is, and she has every right to go on she wants, but
- 23:00she she says, I'm you know, I'm a diplomat. I'm going to
- 23:03go and I want to establish, you know, this relationship with them as
- 23:07quickly as possible. Why they're over anybody else that you have a connection to
- 23:11you, Oh, there's life in that planet. We're going to go and
- 23:14all these guys because Eddie Murphy once said, you'll got you got, You've
- 23:17got what I need. But what do they have? What? Like we
- 23:18didn't know what they had technology at that point. Did we know that?
- 23:22Yeah? Because remember they had the clothes. They had the clothes that they
- 23:26thought they were real ancients, because like they set them up and they're like,
- 23:29Hi, we're friends, please come visit us at the start. So
- 23:32it was just the close she they thought they were ancients. She's like,
- 23:33they're anxious clothes. Okay, right, okay, because that's what I'm like
- 23:37she was. She walked through the gate for that first time and was like,
- 23:41what it was? It was, Yeah, it just it just seems
- 23:44it did seem strange to me. She's like, oh no, this one
- 23:45I need to go. And I'm like, okay, as from a story
- 23:48point, like in world, I don't know, maybe it's a bit.
- 23:52I'm like as a viewer, I'm like, why is this any different?
- 23:53Just like, these people aren't living in their own filth, so we don't
- 23:56we don't need Yeah, we don't mean, we don't mean. That's more
- 24:00of what it is. Yeah, you can take my shoes off there.
- 24:03You know, these people look clean at the beginning of Setita. It's like
- 24:07when they go there and you know, they get put into a cage.
- 24:08She was never at any risk of going to that planet because these people lived
- 24:11outside. She's like, these people all look clean and ninety five percent of
- 24:15them are white. They are so okay, tell me what what did I
- 24:23miss then? Because we're talking about this, Okay, they do they want
- 24:27what we've got? Do they just want to destroy us because they're angry blah,
- 24:30but fine, great, whatever the reason, it doesn't matter. Why
- 24:33have they not done it? Before now, they didn't know we existed.
- 24:37They just didn't know that Atlantis itself still existed. They pulled a dark side
- 24:41from Justice League where they just forgot they lost the location of their their greatest
- 24:48failure defeat or whatever, and just didn't know. We just thought it all
- 24:52went to plan. Yeah, we thought the sendered and went away and just
- 24:56doing our own things, not to spoil thing for Mitch. But do we
- 25:02come to find out that, I mean, they've got a working stargate,
- 25:06nothing's wrong with their stargate. It's fine, and they even going doing their
- 25:08own missions and just traveling around and doing whatever they want. We just obviously
- 25:11it's a big galaxy. It's not a surprise they send another ten ships immediately.
- 25:18Yeah, well, I guess anything that they don't do, it's that
- 25:22whole God has a plan because they basically have no I mean when you talk
- 25:27to when you talk to religious like a Christian and you say, okay,
- 25:32so why did God invent cancer and children? And he's like, well,
- 25:34God has a plan for everything. Yeah, any he does have a plan
- 25:37for those kids. I don't know what it is. Well, he's going
- 25:41to be that pedal uncle we were talking about last week, and he's like,
- 25:44get them back up to Heaven quick. That one's hot, give it
- 25:45cancer, so it gets back up here quick. So I feel like the
- 25:52conversation that we had with Oberth about well, you guys can help us defeat
- 25:56the wraith, that'll be great. He's like, we will defeat the wraith
- 25:59that are choosing of our time. She's a when will that be? Whenever?
- 26:03The we want is basically what he said. So it's like, yeah,
- 26:06like anything because they they look even more like in the same way the
- 26:11Milky Way replicators were like, oh yeah, we're happy to sit on our
- 26:14planet for the next thousand years and like, you know, just build up
- 26:18our resources and then come out and fo you all up for Like, these
- 26:21replicators are the same. It's like we're working, but it's like we're not.
- 26:25We're not planning a year ahead, two years ahead. We're planning decades
- 26:27ahead. We're immortal, you know, where we're forever. Yeah. I
- 26:32found it odd that they say our brothers were created blah blah blah. I
- 26:37guess they destroyed a lot of them, didn't they A bit. Yeah.
- 26:40In in Neam's thing, he says, like the the Atlanteans did succeed in
- 26:45wiping them out, but like three nanites survived, and that whole city has
- 26:51now existed because of those like three nanites that weren't that weren't obliterated when they
- 26:56when they wipe them out, So it wasn't really an experiment because judging by
- 27:00that CGI, there was like the city that almost exists now getting obliterated by
- 27:07the ancients with all those Aurora class ships. Yeah, it just feels like
- 27:14they would have known that it's getting out of hand before that, right like
- 27:19in the lab when there was twenty of them, And then do they say,
- 27:23why was it just because they were too aggressive? That you guys just
- 27:29just too aggressive, Like I know, we programmed that in you, and
- 27:32we could change it, like okay, we have a rage and the burns
- 27:36inside of us. Like we got like a dozen ships here, we could
- 27:40just blow them up. That looks like fun like scorched earth. Mother.
- 27:48I just love a petalty o. The fact that, like when they had
- 27:49their meeting with all the assaiance, like Oberof's desk is like six inches higher
- 27:55than everyone else's, Like that's that's some little dick energy. Like same with
- 27:59weird in the briefing room. No, yeah, you never noticed that this
- 28:04is like above everyone else by like a lip in the weird like hexagonal table
- 28:12on the same level. Mate, she rose it No new immediately, obra
- 28:19os is the raised one because there was alding last week where Woolsey like Sati
- 28:29slides and ship. Yeah, I'll show you the picture gas lighting piece of
- 28:33ship mitchell a Suran City ship. What the Suran City ship like their version
- 28:44of Atlantis taking off. Obviously we've seen that before in like the opening of
- 28:47Rising. This is the first time you've seen it. It was very controversial
- 28:51at the time, really vertical hyperdrive discuss it put the fair and into a
- 29:00fervor when it first happened because everyone expected Atlantis to fly on the the X
- 29:07or the Y axis, just like a city just flying. But it goes
- 29:12like tip first. Yeah. So if they're standing out, they're standing out
- 29:15in the deck and they look up above them, they're heading through the Yeah
- 29:19yeah yeah. People were very like very divided on that whether that was cool
- 29:25or whether that was cool. And that's the way I actually think that's the
- 29:29way it's meant to be. Because if you're traveling in into what is that
- 29:36the window the y in hyperspace, How annoying would it be those blurs coming
- 29:42like you're traveling through it, whereas if it's just like it was coming down
- 29:47like rain, almost it looked it was like the Light episode. And I
- 29:51want to say, like trying to use like real world physics, which probably
- 29:56doesn't track, but it's like like just even from a like force perspective,
- 30:00like the amount of like force that is pushed against that, Like do they
- 30:04have to create like a bubble around it so they don't get splattered anywhere?
- 30:10But it's I just feel like structurally it seems more sound rather than like that
- 30:12force being pushed on the front of it, of the theron all those little
- 30:18tiny Well that's funny. I remember when Atlantis first plus you're standing on the
- 30:22floor, yeah, so you have to go up. Well, no,
- 30:26if you're standing if you're standing on the floor of gravity, yeah, if
- 30:30you're standing on the floor of a ship, you're going this way like you're
- 30:33going on what was it the X axis or the wire axis or whatever it
- 30:36is. So it's just very different. But I do remember when Atlantis first
- 30:38came out. I remember Craig and I talking about it. If you do.
- 30:41Look at Atlantis on one of the piers. It just has these two
- 30:45big triangles that have no windows in it and anything, and they almost look
- 30:48like tail fins on like a big jet or a big plane or something like
- 30:52that. And I remember us theorizing this like, oh, that might be
- 30:56some kind of stabilizing rather type thing for it, for the way that flies.
- 30:59So yeah, then like cut to you know, three years later or
- 31:00two years or whatever. Yeah, and you're seeing it flying vertically. Well
- 31:06because you see the bottom as it takes off, you do see the bottom
- 31:07of the ship as underneath it. Yeah, it's very much at the bottom
- 31:11in the center. So it makes the most sense. And maybe I reckon
- 31:14now that you've said that that sort of is unlocked. Maybe something that's always
- 31:18just scratched the back of my mind a little bit watching SG one when you
- 31:23see Tucks. Yeah, yeah, like you just like you see a pyramid
- 31:30flying through the air, flying through harperspace, and it's just moving sideways basically.
- 31:36Yeah. That I don't know. Maybe it's just because it's it's because
- 31:38otherwise than any other fandom or whatever, you don't see a pyramid that's the
- 31:41spaceship really so that just looks weird because we're just used to seeing them in
- 31:45the suns of Egypt, so them flying sideways through space is gonna look weird.
- 31:52But maybe imagine we've seen hat tucks flying like point first, like pyramids,
- 31:57because at least if you look at like the Dead Loss or you know,
- 32:00a Millennium falcon or whatever fictional spaceship you can think of, you sort
- 32:07of look at it and go, well, that's the back, that's the
- 32:07front a pyramid. It's like, is there a tiny window where like the
- 32:12chief ja'far is piling the bitch going through that? Sure, but like and
- 32:16from the inside it looks like that's very clear. But you look on the
- 32:19outside, you're like, all this looks the back looks like the side looks
- 32:22like the front. It doesn't matter. So it would make more sense if
- 32:24through hyperspace. Maybe it was apex first through yperspace. When they came out
- 32:30into regular space, they did move sideways. Holly, you welcome. I
- 32:34googled it. Left right is your x accis that's your y axis? I
- 32:39couldn't remember what trauma. No, I've got no problem with it neither.
- 32:44I think that looks I think it looks so much, and even just from
- 32:47an aesthetic, like you guys said, it looks like it's raining, It
- 32:50looks beautiful. It looks a lot better than if it was just coming at
- 32:53you and going sideways. Yeah, sick. It's how I would feel like
- 32:59when I said it, see them on the Dad List, just seeing that
- 33:01shit. Imagine if it was just coming down that whole time, they look
- 33:06way better. Yeah. But if you are one of those people trek nerds,
- 33:08I'm just seeing like stars just like fly at your face. Yeah,
- 33:12just a bookaki of stars in your face. If you are one of those
- 33:15people that blew up, either when it happened or now as you're watching it
- 33:17and you don't like it, and you would rather see it coming at you
- 33:21on the X axis or something right in and tell us why, because I
- 33:24would love to hear the argument because I never thought about that when it happened.
- 33:28And you're just saying that that's that broke the fandom, I'm like,
- 33:30yeah, but why this is? This seems like when you're entering hyperspace,
- 33:36you're like you're folding space, so like direction doesn't really matter. Yeah,
- 33:40in a lot of ways, if you think about it, like you know,
- 33:43like yeah, so yeah, and plus the engines are on the bottom,
- 33:46like we said, Prometheus it's on the back, Daedalus it's on the
- 33:50back. Ye, So that jettison's you into the hyperspace with this. Yeah,
- 33:55yeah, it tracks when you realize that there's engines. And like it
- 33:59was established in the pilot that the engines on the bottom. We see Atlantis
- 34:02take off from the Antarctica, and that's what would make sense if the attacks
- 34:07like their engine and again, I know, any of the space ships in
- 34:10sci fi, they just seem to hover because but like when they land on
- 34:15their landing docks aka actual pyramids in the Setns of Egypt they land from,
- 34:21they land vertically, they go down and they land onto it, and it's
- 34:23like, well, their engines would be underneath to sort of you know,
- 34:25thrust them up and down and whatnot, So that would make more sense,
- 34:29whereas if they're in space and it's like, well maybe just momentum in my
- 34:32brain. I kind of like the idea that because it's established that the Alder
- 34:37Scavengers they didn't invent their own hyperdrive and invent nothing, that they stole all
- 34:43the technology, so it's like, yeah, it's like, had they had
- 34:45access to, say, ancient technology, it's like maybe they would have done
- 34:46it that way. But it's like they just went, we'll just fly straight.
- 34:50It's fine. Just they appropriated a culture that's literally the whole premises.
- 34:59Even it did look cool, though, I mean, I know we've seen
- 35:02it, like you said, but like we saw that before we saw Atlanta
- 35:07says we've come to know it in this show, and then to yeah,
- 35:09like two seasons later see it take. I mean, if we saw the
- 35:14hour Atlantis Doro, that like that's it, whereas here it's like here's a
- 35:17tiny piece of the Jigsaw being taken up and thrown into space. I think
- 35:22I think if it was traveling through normal space and it was like like you
- 35:27had to go form met brand and it literally like tip that way and it
- 35:30was flying like you know, tower first or whatever, I think that would
- 35:32look really really odd. Yeah, so I think, you know, I
- 35:35mean, go go check it out. Get into geek review of the Loki
- 35:37finale and seal the Time Tree thing, and Maddie's like, well, Loki's
- 35:44now sitting sideways if you haven't seen it, that sentence makes no sense,
- 35:47But go, well, I don't think. I'm definitely not going to spoil
- 35:52anything. You'd have to under I mean, it's absolutely not. And as
- 35:55you would say, Mattie, you've seen it and don't understand it. So
- 35:58if you haven't seen it, I said, haven't ruined anything, because you'd
- 36:00have to piece together. Moving on, absolutely, moving on, that's great.
- 36:06I was actually just watching the episode, uh, barely writing notes for
- 36:09this one. It was one of another one of those ones where it was
- 36:12just enjoyable, just alonger the ride. McKay's doing his thing, Shepherd's getting
- 36:17into his ear, making him put pressure on him, and he the double
- 36:21joke of like how long it's like stuff asking me ridiculous questions. So it's
- 36:24good seven and a half minutes. Does he feel better? No? I
- 36:29wanted more. I forgot a way to create a glitch that on my command
- 36:32should momentarily freeze them. Sure, okay, will I mean getting their tracks
- 36:37like getting the pause button temporarily until they figure out how to override it.
- 36:39So long, well, I don't know. That's why I said momentarily days,
- 36:44hours, minutes. Well, look it's minutes, but I don't know.
- 36:46That's what I was just saying to him, twenty okay, by you
- 36:49want a number? Fin seven, seven minutes and thirty one seconds. You're
- 36:51happy? No, no, you wanted a number, a bigger number.
- 36:54It will be longer or shorter. I don't know. Look you, that
- 37:00is so good. That is like, that's a high tech version of the
- 37:04conversations I have with my dad when he's trying to send an email. But
- 37:08how many attachments can I attach? I don't know. Yeah, seven,
- 37:14but I need eight, I don't know, attachment and see if there's still
- 37:17enough room. Like those are the kind of conversations that I have that need
- 37:27I've got eight attachments here. That's a scene I would like to see the
- 37:30table read of. Yeah, like obviously a bit a bit slower, but
- 37:34as they start piecing it together, because I'm sure that scene is built a
- 37:37lot. I don't know what percentage, but it's built a lot based on
- 37:39the editing and how quick you can put those different lines of dialogue in single
- 37:44shots or single character shots, editing them together to make it so fast.
- 37:47But I reckon the cold table read or just watching them do it together and
- 37:52try and make it a quicker, quicker, quicker, and actually doing it
- 37:53better live on set that would have been amazing to watch. This was because
- 37:57that's all down to the chemistry of those actors have been work can do with
- 38:00each other two and a half years. And also that was Ronan saying how
- 38:05long? Yeah, and then later I don't know if you have that grab
- 38:08He's like, I was tortured something I don't want to repeat or whatever,
- 38:13Oh I have that. Yeah. There was actually a line cut from that
- 38:15as well. Okay, so I've got I added that in for you,
- 38:17your minds are no longer being probe. It's good. It's just our mind.
- 38:23Please don't make me set classic Robert secret hermophobia, whether it be taking
- 38:28a poop, whether it be a finger, whether it be a whether you
- 38:32know everybody likes a little ass. That was that was his line that was
- 38:39cut. No. Yeah, he's like, I don't want to repeat what
- 38:45it was, and he's like, what happened? Like you, I don't
- 38:51want to repeat it? Said that My favorite McKay. It was early on
- 38:54around when he's talking about how they didn't invent cars and stuff? What was
- 39:00the race? No particular reason. The raids do not concern us. I
- 39:05think didn' answer my question. I'm sorry you didn't actually answer my question.
- 39:10Move on, Oh yeah Taylor was in this. Yeah, I'm just here
- 39:16to speak properly. Yeah, we almost we almost got a free like cameo
- 39:22from Joe Flanning in this episode two thousand and six. I'm sure we could
- 39:32cut that together, him saying into at some point or really dodgy edit,
- 39:37We'll take whatever you get. I mean, what have I been doing for
- 39:40the last six years, eight years doing this? King of Dodgy edits speaking
- 39:46of Dodgy though. I do have a little boned pick with this episode.
- 39:52It's the introduction of the new Assuring weapons, showing you guys a picture of
- 39:59what the you know, the Lanian weapons look like Lanthian replicator replicated weapons.
- 40:05Yeah, one hundred thousand percent an absolute ripoff of the Bajoran Phaser from start.
- 40:15Look look at it, it's a it's a it's a copy. But
- 40:23I feel like the Cooper one is cooler. They've just given you it's cooler,
- 40:27No doubt they're given us. This was made in nineteen ninety two,
- 40:30so they're just giving it like a second level. But otherwise even just the
- 40:34no, look, they've taken that bit out and put crystals in it.
- 40:37Yeah, that's but like, yeah, they've got like you've got the topic.
- 40:38Yeah, I know what you mean. I'm agreeing with you. And
- 40:40it's the it's the handle as well that really sells it. Yeah, knockoff.
- 40:46That's why. Look at it. Look look, look look at that.
- 40:50I would say that, you would say this is a deserved like I'm
- 40:54proud of that one that it's a sacrificial that's one. Is what I'm trying
- 40:59to say. I'm gonna upload that on social. I don't know how to
- 41:01do that because I don't have the loginsto our socials. I'm going to make
- 41:05one of you guys. I'm sure they're there somewhere. I just don't they
- 41:09keep logging me out. It's so annoying, I know, because every time
- 41:13one of you trust to log in, I get a problemt on my phone.
- 41:15It's very difficult. When I'm like, midpawn, is this you someone
- 41:22in? Someone in the GAPO is trying to log in, I'm like,
- 41:24hell, closed window, close private prows and go back into my Amazon account
- 41:30just in case. When he's trying to look you can see what I'm doing
- 41:35watching. My wife calls me, shut down, turn off my entirephone caller
- 41:37back just in case something happens. What's that noise in the background? Nothing?
- 41:43Shut up? I think how about our weapons? We can recover them
- 41:47on the way for those keeping track of Ronan needing to get that was exactly
- 41:53what I was just about to bring up, because had you not have mentioned
- 41:57that, however many episodes ago, wouldn't never that would have been water for
- 42:00ducks. But never would have thought of that anyway special, But I look
- 42:07for it in every episode that O'Neil used to say that to break tack and
- 42:09stuff going, where's our weapons? And we get the weapons to get to
- 42:13escape. Yeah. I think it's like in the early season, remember when
- 42:15we used to keep track of how many times Daniel like a random chick on
- 42:17it? Like this is the new version of that. Yeah, those things
- 42:21you don't realize happening all the time until someone hangs a lands on your trees.
- 42:27See maybe maybe maybe where he was last week? Yeah, absolutely,
- 42:34you're right, Yeah they're trees, mate. Maybe in s G one.
- 42:39I always just looked that one because it's you know, and he's awesome,
- 42:45and it's o neil and he's great. But I'm looking at that just going,
- 42:47well, they they need order that they need those weapons because they needed
- 42:53they actually need them to get out their defense, whereas in this I should
- 43:00be looking I should be excusing it in Atlantis merely because Okay, they could
- 43:05probably get what's a called well to bring them fresh weapons every couple of weeks
- 43:10if they needed it, but otherwise they've only got a certain amount on Atlantis
- 43:15that are human weapons that they're either trained for or have ammunition for. So
- 43:19that would make its own sense. But then the fact that there's one gun
- 43:22in the galaxy that Ronan uses that we absolutely have to get back, which
- 43:27is why those lines and those little bits in the story has to exist.
- 43:30But it's funny thing, just like when we started this podcast, I never
- 43:32realized that for crying out loud was a jack. That's right, he used
- 43:37a lot. I'd never picked up on that before, which now is like
- 43:40being like someone who says, does twill really say indeed a lot? You
- 43:43know what I mean? Like it's just sewing your face and like if you're
- 43:45not looking for it, you don't see it. Yeah yeah, And then
- 43:49he was doing that cool cowboy gun slinger thing. Oh yeah. At the
- 43:53end, it only picked he picked that up in about five seconds and like
- 43:58when they showed that him to his first episode or whatever, and just took
- 44:02to it. And then I started bringing up, you got the thing set
- 44:06to stun right, Yeah? Really? Click? Yes, fine, set
- 44:12it to kill. Okay, okay click whoops. Well it's very loud this
- 44:19time. Definitely wasn't already said to kill. It's always on kill. Look
- 44:24at me. It's funny. I like, get to the end of it.
- 44:28I was like, well, obviously that's not the obviously okay. One,
- 44:31there's Atlanta's replicators back assurance, back on on their planet, and we've
- 44:37already been told they've got the subspace thing, and and they even say the
- 44:42hey, look they're already sending out ship, you know, I mean a
- 44:45new body. He's ship they're reprogramming now. And then he you know,
- 44:47he goes full like you know, Terminator three Arnie, like I must protect
- 44:52the John Conner sort of thing, and he doesn't want it, but he
- 44:54is programmed to do it. They just born pressed the button and he gets
- 44:58his ship sucked straight up out into the in the space and like that's that's
- 45:01that's one way to do it. That a button. I haven't seen that
- 45:06button before. I feel like it should be covered with it shoots the whole
- 45:08back of It's really big, ands to wasted. An entire jumper different,
- 45:15different to the one that McKay had to use in Grace under pressure that he
- 45:17had to go down low and get that just lowered the tail gates to get
- 45:21on the water out. Yeah, that's like the emergency eject. I want
- 45:25to say something. This is my last note. You know how he was
- 45:30going through his whole rant about the history of the Replicators. They started as
- 45:36the low grade. Oh you mean this the aggression program remained filling a rage
- 45:43we could not contain. Yeah, and then at the end of that whole
- 45:46spill, he's like, we we ended up evolving into you know, our
- 45:51creators. Yea, the most efficient form, the most efficient form. And
- 45:54then he points to Oberon, this fat guy in a cape like it's what
- 46:05the peak of your civilization? If we can all look like him, we
- 46:08would be Yeah, we would not be as aggressive. This is evolution at
- 46:14its finest. That's why we chose him as our lead. Dad bar five
- 46:17thousand, Like do they say like like even in human history, like body
- 46:22standards change, like if we were in ancient Roman times, out of the
- 46:27three of us, I would be the most attractive man in the room,
- 46:30like just because it's got to do with your wealth and status. Yeah,
- 46:32yeah, So it's just weird that it's just like yeah, body tops so
- 46:36yeah, I guess insurance, fat, bald and where you don't even have
- 46:37to go back there, what was it sixty years or whatever? They like
- 46:40Marilyn Monroe, like whenever they make a movie about her, now it's like
- 46:44she's a stick figure, she's added armist or whatever. They're like, no,
- 46:46she was thick. Yeah, that's like that was you know, you
- 46:51didn't want to be skinny, whereas now it's like if you're not skinny,
- 46:53you're a pig. It's likely depending on what they needed to be, fat
- 47:00is beautiful. Yeah, why you find big big butts have made to come
- 47:04back in the last like five ten years, which they obviously you know,
- 47:07linked to the Kardashians. But it's like everyone wants a dumb truck now,
- 47:10Yeah, but you don't want the you don't want the silicon implants. You
- 47:14want the real those doing this ladies like them real thick and Jill. See
- 47:22it's yeah, I'm just I think with that, I'm just waiting until you
- 47:25know, pale chubby and Harry comes back in for blokes and I am.
- 47:31I assume it was some time alone Robin Williams to be the peak of male
- 47:39Yeah, it's it's it's almost like, you know the thing, you know,
- 47:43my wife's it's not quite as yours is fine, the big ones hurt
- 47:46type thing. It's it's it's almost the equivalent. It's like, I know,
- 47:51like someone who you know, if you see like someone that's really fit
- 47:55and yeah, just chisel jacked or whatever, and it's like, yeah,
- 47:59no, I'm just I'm not into that really, you know. It's like
- 48:01I'm not into that really hot look or something like that, you know,
- 48:05And I'm like, oh yeah, oh yeah that will You're welcome, and
- 48:07also just let me go and cut myself, like I don't want to go
- 48:10with abs. Yeah it gross. Like you know, I love something ugly,
- 48:14people say, I love having something. I love having a lot to
- 48:17grab onto. You know, shut up, you's making this better. You've
- 48:22got a great personality. But you're cute. Ah, kill me, kill
- 48:25me, jesus. Never been hot. I've been cute a couple of times.
- 48:29You know that's fine, absolutely, And now I'm old enough just to
- 48:34take the piss out of it all. It's like, well, I can
- 48:37hate me more than me. Hey, the grass is always greener, but
- 48:42just just hard to mow. That's a great line. Great line. I
- 48:46could hear the eye roll in that direction, but I can hear the eye
- 48:51roll. Oh yeah. And then on old monotone Mate, I think just
- 48:57before they cut to it, I was like, hang on, wouldn't wouldn't
- 48:59he still will be out there like alive or not even live, functioning in
- 49:01space. And then they just like almost like the end of some weird x
- 49:05Folese thing, they just cut back to space, and I forget what it's
- 49:10a reference with that Simpsons episode where there's like the little the little mister Burns
- 49:15in the egg just floating, which is a reference to some He's up there
- 49:20like doctor freezing with mister Biggles. Yeah, mechanical cat, that's what over
- 49:29off big, Yeah, it's freaking freezing up here. Yeah, we we're
- 49:36gonna see old mate again. Like how long does he take to be like
- 49:37sucked in for the gravitational pool of that planet? U and said, we
- 49:43the ship come and pick him up because he's sending out subspace. They could
- 49:46he's frozen. You can't do anything. He's did he freeze over as it
- 49:51closed to black? Is that what I was supposed to He's in the vacuum
- 49:53of space. No, I get that, but like, you know,
- 49:55he's a really really really really advanced machine at the moment right now, he's
- 50:00like he's like a MacBook with the circle that's spinning circle day. It's just
- 50:04yeah, yeah, okay, or or if you're a Windows person, it's
- 50:07the hourglass. He's hourglassing right now. Yeah, I just wanted to like
- 50:13get rebooted, and he's like forgot about the rage thing again, like you
- 50:15know that's some thing got sent out, and yeah, pulling the Tesla mode
- 50:22lesque waiting around, that's what he's doing, just waiting, waiting for my
- 50:28crack again. All right, So I mean, yeah, his butt flaps
- 50:30open like he's just waiting for a charge. Plug me in, coach.
- 50:35So yeah, I mean being the rep lator is being Robert c Keeper,
- 50:37pushing this forward and making it happen. This is not the last we're going
- 50:40to see that. They pretty much say that on the balcony as well.
- 50:44Yeah, like that'll be back and we'll be ready. John, Elizabeth,
- 50:50did you were there? You were really diplomatic, were so diplomatic, and
- 50:57well, the same information about the scenario that I do. Somehow that doesn't
- 51:01stop women from asking, Yeah, these equivalent of those who watching a movie
- 51:06together. She's like, who's that guy? He's like, I don't know.
- 51:09We just spoke to him for an hour. I hope you would know.
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