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Ima Bouta CrashOut · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: I'm about a crash out. One more thing, I'm strong
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  Speaker 1: and getty.
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  Speaker 2: One more thing.
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  Speaker 1: Get to some of my son's teenager slang coming up
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  Speaker 1: in a minute. The first came across this on the
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  Speaker 1: Twitter machine last night. I wish I knew who this
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  Speaker 1: guy was. It was retweeted by somebody and I couldn't
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  Speaker 1: figure it out. Some young black comedian. The fact that
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  Speaker 1: he's a young black guy makes it better because the
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  Speaker 1: Sopranos went off the air twenty years ago. Longer, when
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  Speaker 1: did the Sprans go off?
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  Speaker 3: There?
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  Speaker 2: I'm bad at this sort of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Katie's going to look it up for real quick. But
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  Speaker 1: it's been a long time since the Sprint has one
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  Speaker 1: in our hearts? Eh does mine went.
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  Speaker 3: Off the air in two thousand and seven?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, a long time ago, but anyway, this is a
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  Speaker 1: young black comedian guy who does a good Tony Soprano impersonation.
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  Speaker 1: And he's on some interview show and this is what sounded.
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  Speaker 2: Like, what's your best impersonation?
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  Speaker 3: You your favorite?
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  Speaker 4: Anything that's new, feels like a new child. Uh but
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  Speaker 4: I love Tony Soprano because one it's a white guy
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  Speaker 4: Italian and nobody expects you to do that. Uh, ask
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  Speaker 4: me a question, Tony, what did you do with the body?
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  Speaker 5: Does the matter what I did with the fucking body?
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  Speaker 5: All the guys's gonna fucking marry show. What's your question for?
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  Speaker 5: They know the fucking position. I'm for the king in
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  Speaker 5: I run a fucking under bush. I'm go doing a
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  Speaker 5: Johnny fucking shack buried behind the fuckingout a bigger doesn't matter.
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  Speaker 3: It goes with the Oh my god, I'm watching your
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  Speaker 3: mouth when you do it.
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  Speaker 2: That is that the key?
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  Speaker 4: Like, like I said, notes, Tony is Tony is Ish,
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  Speaker 4: talk about my sister Jandish uncle Jo Johnny fucking Jack.
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  Speaker 4: So then you gotta have that metal of a we
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  Speaker 4: go down on audio shudios audio fucking bookish.
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  Speaker 5: He's not the matter guy, But to go fuck a gravy.
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  Speaker 2: That's a different language, you just yeah, that's literally a
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  Speaker 2: different language.
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  Speaker 1: So that entertaining. Well, Yeah, what's this guy's names? Are
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  Speaker 1: you familiar with his work?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I actually met him in San Francisco. Yeah, okay, cool.
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  Speaker 2: That Wow, shout out a. That's brilliant.
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  Speaker 1: That is a good Tony sotto. Oh my gosh, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: pretty funny.
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  Speaker 3: So, my son, I'm not sure he needed the sailor
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  Speaker 3: talk in there.
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  Speaker 1: That's just if you're gonna do a tony soprano impersonation,
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  Speaker 1: I think he kind of do. Uh. So my son
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  Speaker 1: says things occasionally that like I don't know what he means,
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  Speaker 1: or he says it in a weird way, and then
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  Speaker 1: I find out it's part of the whole high school
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  Speaker 1: slang thing. And he's a cool guy with cool friends,
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  Speaker 1: so he's he's using the lingo. Like he he started saying,
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to bee, I'm about to bee. What do
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  Speaker 1: you what are you saying? You mean you're about to be?
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  Speaker 1: I'm about to be. And then I was around some
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  Speaker 1: of his friends and they all say, I'm a I'm
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  Speaker 1: about to be. So it's just it's a thing.
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  Speaker 3: But it is it. I'm about to be shortened.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm about to be hungry.
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  Speaker 1: When are we going to eat?
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  Speaker 2: Sounds like he's like he lives in New Jersey.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah I don't know what that is, but uh and
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  Speaker 1: then crash out, which I used to be go to
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  Speaker 1: sleep or take a nap or whatever, but now it's
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  Speaker 1: you're going to lose your s So, like I was
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  Speaker 1: getting upset about something the other day trying to fix
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  Speaker 1: his little motorcycle and having troubles, and he said, you're
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  Speaker 1: about to crash out. I can tell you're about to
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  Speaker 1: crash out. And I said what and he said, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you know, lose it. Oh that means lose it now.
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  Speaker 1: So okay, just to just to up that for you
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  Speaker 1: in case you want to reuse your crash out lingo
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  Speaker 1: around younger people. But this is the one that I
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  Speaker 1: that is the newest one. I'm very confused by. He
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  Speaker 1: doesn't know the origin of I guess there's a song,
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  Speaker 1: but it starts the song is because it how I
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  Speaker 1: use it in a sentence, say something about the debate
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  Speaker 1: tomorrow tomorrow night.
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  Speaker 2: A statement about the debate tomorrow could be decisive in
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  Speaker 2: the election.
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  Speaker 1: Type shit hardly. Type shit basically means you're right, or
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  Speaker 1: I agree, or you know true at or word is.
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  Speaker 2: It like bring the hate or or like.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but he said everybody says it.
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  Speaker 5: Well.
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  Speaker 1: But it became a song after I think he said anyway,
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  Speaker 1: you know, like he said, like, you know, a guy
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  Speaker 1: in front of you whisper back, and this math test
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  Speaker 1: is hard, and you'd say, type shit.
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  Speaker 3: Doesn't make sense.
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  Speaker 1: I know, I know that's what bothers me so much.
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  Speaker 1: Usually it's got something I latch onto as it's making
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  Speaker 1: a bit of sense.
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  Speaker 2: But I would guess it's it's akin to saying preach
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  Speaker 2: or word. Yeah, okay, you're typing the I'm not using
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  Speaker 2: again the sailor talk. It don't approve, but I'm too
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  Speaker 2: talented to work blue. I just I blame the Internet,
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  Speaker 2: and well you but you're talking about your own family.
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  Speaker 1: But I blame the Internet.
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  Speaker 2: I blame the Internet for the fact that I ever
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  Speaker 2: have to hear any teen slang whatsoever, because given you
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  Speaker 2: know where I am in my life and everything, I
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  Speaker 2: would be at the glorious, glorious part of my life
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  Speaker 2: where I never had to hear that.
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  Speaker 1: I'll use crash out the way young people use it now.
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  Speaker 1: I'll probably do that, but I'm not going to say
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  Speaker 1: type shit about anything. Probably why would you? So I
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  Speaker 1: don't know, so he knows what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: Your own lingo. It's sad. What are you like?
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to coach swear.
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  Speaker 2: Are you going to start shopping? Isn't it wet seal now?
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  Speaker 2: Or I'm going to that still exists?
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  Speaker 1: I can do that. So if I'm over the coat switch, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: people around my age year older, I crash out of me. No,
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  Speaker 1: I take a nap. If I'm around the younger crowd.
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  Speaker 1: You know, if this light doesn't turn green, I'm gonna
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  Speaker 1: crash out.
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  Speaker 2: Katie, we're both gagging.
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  Speaker 3: What Joe said earlier, I blame the internet and.
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  Speaker 1: You anyway type ship?
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  Speaker 3: Oh just please, that's not good. Catch me off on
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  Speaker 3: how about that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? There you go, There you go.
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  Speaker 3: At least I understand your queen.
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  Speaker 2: Jack. There's your leader.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I guess that's it.
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  Speaker 1: There's your queen