Latest / Day Drinking With Dog / Kim Chacho joins the show!
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Viva Tequila Seltzer, the number one hard Seltzer in the world,
- 0:05Speaker 1: and the official heart Seltzer of Day Drinking with Dog.
- 0:08Speaker 1: Ditch them all, add tequila. Welcome back to Day Drinking
- 0:12Speaker 1: with Dog. I had a beautiful week off last week
- 0:14Speaker 1: down Atlantic City, and that place is still a beautiful
- 0:16Speaker 1: fucking dump. But we had a couple of good theres.
- 0:19Speaker 1: We had a couple of good runs in the blackjack table,
- 0:22Speaker 1: a couple of bad runs in the blackjack table, but
- 0:25Speaker 1: we all made it back alive in one piece. Nine guys, golfing, drinking, gambling.
- 0:30Speaker 1: Buck could go wrong, but great time we did.
- 0:33Speaker 2: Actually we did.
- 0:34Speaker 1: No Boo and the Palm. So I don't know if
- 0:37Speaker 1: you've ever been down that way. My guest Ken Chaco
- 0:40Speaker 1: was here.
- 0:40Speaker 3: Yep.
- 0:41Speaker 1: She was here kind of sort of about a few
- 0:43Speaker 1: months back with Russ Davis, and she kind of spoke
- 0:48Speaker 1: I could I could just feel you needed to like
- 0:51Speaker 1: join the conversation.
- 0:52Speaker 3: Yeah, you asked me not to talk, and I that was.
- 0:55Speaker 2: Just a possibility. Yeah, no, yeah, I kind of figured that.
- 0:58Speaker 3: Just asked me to stay quiet for twenty It's very difficult, exactly.
- 1:02Speaker 1: And so I said, you know what, the other night,
- 1:03Speaker 1: We're like, I don't really this is kind of August
- 1:05Speaker 1: is like my month. I don't really do much with
- 1:07Speaker 1: the podcast. Yeah, because I'm on vacation again, like this
- 1:10Speaker 1: is oyster Fest coming up. Then I literally someday I
- 1:12Speaker 1: go to New Hampshire for a week whatever. I just
- 1:15Speaker 1: kind of don't really plan stuff, but I want to
- 1:17Speaker 1: get a couple in. And you were at work the
- 1:19Speaker 1: other night. You were talking shit about beating camping golf
- 1:23Speaker 1: and all this shit, and.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Well, I think that's probably Yankees.
- 1:26Speaker 2: I've never seen a play, so I can't say one
- 1:28Speaker 2: way or another. And you worked at top golf. I'm
- 1:30Speaker 2: assuming you have a decent swing.
- 1:31Speaker 3: I do, I'm good for a girl. I'm self aware
- 1:34Speaker 3: enough to.
- 1:34Speaker 2: Know that, but I just I don't. I don't know.
- 1:38Speaker 2: I don't know, so I have no nothing to base
- 1:39Speaker 2: it on. I am a betting man.
- 1:42Speaker 1: I think you would probably be an underdog, but sometimes
- 1:45Speaker 1: I like to bet the.
- 1:46Speaker 3: Underdog, you know, as you should. I mean I think that.
- 1:49Speaker 3: I mean, I don't have a good drive, but like
- 1:50Speaker 3: my mid to short game is solid, and from what
- 1:53Speaker 3: I heard, he's a little sloppy, so he might beat
- 1:55Speaker 3: me off the team. But a little sloppy. Oh.
- 1:58Speaker 1: The funny thing about golf too, is is handicaps. So
- 2:01Speaker 1: I just I just played on Sunday.
- 2:03Speaker 2: With the Viva Boys, right yeah.
- 2:05Speaker 1: And it was me and Chris against Michael, who's like
- 2:10Speaker 1: their head salesman and the salesman for Star who they
- 2:14Speaker 1: were introducing because they just signed on with Star.
- 2:16Speaker 2: Congratulations to those guys.
- 2:18Speaker 1: And I get a text message at like, you know,
- 2:22Speaker 1: eight in the morning of the kid Ryan.
- 2:25Speaker 2: Ryan, awesome guy. He's the salesman that he's a like zero.
- 2:29Speaker 1: Point seven handicap and he's playing with Mike who's in
- 2:33Speaker 1: a ten point seven. I'm like a twenty to twenty
- 2:36Speaker 1: five and Chris is probably like an eleven or twelve.
- 2:40Speaker 1: And the first long story short after nine holes, Ryan
- 2:45Speaker 1: was minus two and Mike was even like I was
- 2:49Speaker 1: getting a stroke ahole. I'm like, this isn't like here's
- 2:51Speaker 1: my here's my money voice. And I don't really gamble
- 2:55Speaker 1: money on golf.
- 2:56Speaker 2: I just kind of like for drinks or whatever.
- 2:59Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking Kangaroo Corps.
- 3:01Speaker 2: Yeah, you knows, just whatever, Like, yeah, bragging rights, you know,
- 3:04Speaker 2: that's what.
- 3:04Speaker 3: Well, that's why I'm going to be camp for bragging rights,
- 3:07Speaker 3: I'm going to take the clout.
- 3:08Speaker 2: But yeah, yeah.
- 3:09Speaker 3: When I first started golfing, I was they I golf
- 3:12Speaker 3: with a lot of guys and they're like, I was like,
- 3:14Speaker 3: I'm not, Oh, you're hitting from the women's teas. I'm like,
- 3:16Speaker 3: I'll hit from your teas. I don't need a head start.
- 3:19Speaker 3: And then I hit it to my tea box and
- 3:21Speaker 3: I was like humbled, and I was like, all right,
- 3:22Speaker 3: I'll take the head start. So I like to call
- 3:24Speaker 3: them the forward tea's not the women's teas.
- 3:27Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, and it's a lot of holes.
- 3:30Speaker 1: It's really not that big of an advantage that what
- 3:32Speaker 1: you said on the part on the par five.
- 3:34Speaker 2: It becomes you know, yeah holes.
- 3:37Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 3:37Speaker 2: Oh Jesus Christ, and you windows start already.
- 3:40Speaker 3: I can't help it. I can'tnot hear it. I'm like,
- 3:43Speaker 3: people are so So you worked the Top Golf.
- 3:46Speaker 1: This is an interesting conversation I've been reading up on lately.
- 3:50Speaker 1: With the company itself. You worked with them for a
- 3:52Speaker 1: few years. You ran like there, uh, well you booked
- 3:55Speaker 1: their parties or what would you call it, that coordinator.
- 3:58Speaker 3: Yeah, it was like hospital manager, event coordinator. But yeah,
- 4:01Speaker 3: I was in Scottsdale for three years and then Gilbert
- 4:05Speaker 3: for one, like very different venues, so we were right
- 4:08Speaker 3: on like a.
- 4:10Speaker 2: Time I saw him with the scotts Stale one.
- 4:11Speaker 3: Yeah, so like a lot of like celebrities because we
- 4:14Speaker 3: were on the reservation, like would come to the casino
- 4:17Speaker 3: because there's a casino in every corner of Arizona, right,
- 4:20Speaker 3: So yeah, I got to meet a lot of the celebrities,
- 4:22Speaker 3: you know, because we have the sons, you know, Devin
- 4:26Speaker 3: Booker and what's his name from I'm sorry, the Cardinals
- 4:31Speaker 3: like DeAndre Hopkins when he was there, like if they
- 4:34Speaker 3: would win a home game, they would like rent it
- 4:35Speaker 3: out and like it was. It was nice, it was,
- 4:37Speaker 3: it was really cool. So yeah, I loved it. But
- 4:40Speaker 3: then they sold the Calaway and it was kind of different.
- 4:43Speaker 1: So that so that's when I went to the me
- 4:46Speaker 1: too much into the Calawai part of it. But did
- 4:49Speaker 1: they like buy him outright or the founders still the
- 4:52Speaker 1: leading shareholders.
- 4:53Speaker 3: Or they there was one leading shareholder and he had
- 4:56Speaker 3: fifty one percent. And then right after COVID happened because
- 4:59Speaker 3: they had to close down and we can only open
- 5:01Speaker 3: up every other bay because of COVID and everything, like
- 5:04Speaker 3: sales were down to your point they sold any Arizona.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Yeah huh. That didn't help out there.
- 5:12Speaker 3: I guess always helps.
- 5:13Speaker 2: But that's two I should put out that I should
- 5:18Speaker 2: put the chalkboard in here. Just one.
- 5:19Speaker 3: Two I cannot hear. It's like Michael Scott, That's what
- 5:22Speaker 3: she said, like you teed me up and then you know,
- 5:25Speaker 3: take the l oop. But no, so it was great, like,
- 5:27Speaker 3: well it lasted, but it got very corporate. And that's
- 5:29Speaker 3: when I moved and I worked for the Diamondbacks and
- 5:31Speaker 3: I ran all their like events and and stuff. So
- 5:34Speaker 3: it's good to be in Phoenix instead of Scottstales, yeah,
- 5:38Speaker 3: Milford like, and I iced to be back to the
- 5:40Speaker 3: small town. I'm not gonna lie.
- 5:41Speaker 2: Yeah. So well we'll get back to that in a second.
- 5:43Speaker 1: When I was out there, me and Camp, I believe
- 5:46Speaker 1: Marky Wahlberg because it was it was the waste management time,
- 5:50Speaker 1: and I think, I think when we saw you that
- 5:52Speaker 1: night when you got us at Bay, he was like
- 5:54Speaker 1: he had like ten bays rented out or something, and
- 5:56Speaker 1: I'm like, Jesus Christ.
- 5:57Speaker 3: Well it's nice because I got to like waste management.
- 5:59Speaker 3: Like I guess to be on the sixteenth hole like
- 6:01Speaker 3: every year. Like so it was like just good contacts
- 6:03Speaker 3: for golf and just getting into it because I had
- 6:06Speaker 3: never swung a club until I work there. And now
- 6:07Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, I get your husband.
- 6:10Speaker 2: Is yeah I know.
- 6:12Speaker 3: He was actually probably like no, I got this an
- 6:14Speaker 3: amazing golfert the reason I got the job. He was like,
- 6:17Speaker 3: you get free golf if you work there, And I
- 6:18Speaker 3: just went to a hiring event and that's why I started,
- 6:21Speaker 3: so that he could golf because he's an amazing golfer, right,
- 6:24Speaker 3: and then yeah, you get free lessons. They want you
- 6:27Speaker 3: to be good so you can like do you know?
- 6:29Speaker 3: And yeah, I fell in love with it. I was
- 6:31Speaker 3: like I get my guys like this, and so I'm
- 6:33Speaker 3: like out there, I'm like smoking cigars, like feeling, you know,
- 6:36Speaker 3: having no golf, and I'm like, I get why white
- 6:38Speaker 3: men like this.
- 6:39Speaker 2: White men.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 6:44Speaker 1: So, so the interesting thing going on with with Top
- 6:47Speaker 1: Golf now is so Callaway owns them, and I read
- 6:50Speaker 1: that they're ready to just kind of break off on
- 6:53Speaker 1: their own and either build you know, similar sites, but
- 6:57Speaker 1: on a smaller scale. Problem that's happening is it's just
- 7:01Speaker 1: too fucking expensive. Four guys can go out and golf
- 7:04Speaker 1: around a golf bring their own booze.
- 7:08Speaker 2: Actually play golf.
- 7:09Speaker 3: Not expensive.
- 7:10Speaker 2: But you can't even putt at this place.
- 7:13Speaker 3: Well that's not true. They so they have some games.
- 7:15Speaker 3: There's like an angry Birds game you can do like
- 7:17Speaker 3: a putting game. It's like I loved it was called
- 7:19Speaker 3: top pressure and you only shoot at the middle target,
- 7:22Speaker 3: so you only work on your short games. So it
- 7:24Speaker 3: would be like my six irons, that's not putting, and
- 7:27Speaker 3: then there would be the red targets that you would
- 7:28Speaker 3: have to like you could play a course. Actually, I
- 7:30Speaker 3: know it's it's stupid.
- 7:33Speaker 2: No, it's fun for what it is.
- 7:34Speaker 1: But what So I just went back in January, Nicole
- 7:39Speaker 1: and Braiden flew down and on the way to the
- 7:41Speaker 1: airport in.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Fort Myers is the top golf.
- 7:44Speaker 1: So we left a little early, and you know, she
- 7:46Speaker 1: just watched us and we're playing all these different games,
- 7:50Speaker 1: and I forgot how kind of like cool it is
- 7:52Speaker 1: at the same time, like how dumb it is and
- 7:54Speaker 1: how expensive it is, like expensive, like not only just
- 7:58Speaker 1: to get the bay, but to get you know, if
- 8:00Speaker 1: you're drinking, forget it, you have an actual bo I
- 8:03Speaker 1: mean I know you can get expensive with a cargirl
- 8:05Speaker 1: or whatever, but again we're allowed to bring I mean,
- 8:07Speaker 1: if we're not allowed to wear sneaking either way, we're
- 8:09Speaker 1: getting drinks in. We'll split it half with the with
- 8:12Speaker 1: the cargirl and half with you know us or whatever.
- 8:14Speaker 2: But it's kind of like it's it. I don't know.
- 8:18Speaker 2: And the phone isn't great, the food wasn't bad.
- 8:20Speaker 3: It's not bad. So what I would still see, you.
- 8:22Speaker 2: Got a little piece of your heart with tops off
- 8:24Speaker 2: I do.
- 8:24Speaker 3: I love them. I'm very loyal to them, Like I
- 8:26Speaker 3: won like two like star awards, like out of five
- 8:28Speaker 3: hundred employees, like year to year, they like took care
- 8:31Speaker 3: of us. They give us swag like they were just
- 8:33Speaker 3: really they would bring your anniversary for how long you've
- 8:37Speaker 3: been there, you would. They are Christmas parties like it was.
- 8:41Speaker 3: I had a budget, I could throw associate parties like
- 8:43Speaker 3: you know it was. They were really good company workers
- 8:46Speaker 3: out yeah, like we would do like manager outings every quarter,
- 8:50Speaker 3: you know, And would you do.
- 8:51Speaker 1: It at another top golf or would you go somewhere else,
- 8:53Speaker 1: go to like Dave and Busters.
- 8:55Speaker 3: You know that's like bowling like downrade it and so
- 8:58Speaker 3: that's what the whole point of top Golf was to
- 9:00Speaker 3: grow the game. So I made the comment about like
- 9:01Speaker 3: white guys. The whole point was like, oh, like kids
- 9:03Speaker 3: can play, women can play, people of color, like you
- 9:07Speaker 3: know people it's just dues. No, but it's just like
- 9:10Speaker 3: they're never going to go play around, but they would
- 9:12Speaker 3: go to top golf. So it's like bowling Like, it's
- 9:14Speaker 3: just like like for me, I was introduced to the
- 9:17Speaker 3: game because of Top Golf. I would have never went
- 9:19Speaker 3: and played eighteen and now I am a huge golfer
- 9:21Speaker 3: and I love it.
- 9:22Speaker 2: Well, the problem with golf, like is the whole part
- 9:25Speaker 2: of getting started.
- 9:26Speaker 1: Yeah, like like you it's it's very well, it's an
- 9:29Speaker 1: expensive startup. You can't just go out and say, oh,
- 9:31Speaker 1: you guys are playing eighteen today and you never played before.
- 9:33Speaker 3: They don't have with you. So that's like again, we
- 9:35Speaker 3: have clubs in the bays you can rent.
- 9:37Speaker 1: I know, but again so but then let's say there's
- 9:39Speaker 1: inner city kids and they don't really have much money.
- 9:42Speaker 1: They're not going to go to top Golf to learn
- 9:43Speaker 1: how to play golf. Like that's the struggle that the
- 9:46Speaker 1: inner city kids face.
- 9:47Speaker 3: Yeah, I couldn't agree with that more. But that's why
- 9:50Speaker 3: we would do like a lot of like community work,
- 9:52Speaker 3: and like they were just really good about that, Like
- 9:53Speaker 3: I could do volunteer hourts and so yeah, now.
- 9:56Speaker 2: There's actually an organization called.
- 9:58Speaker 3: I usually don't have a soft spell.
- 9:59Speaker 1: Yeah, first t I think it's called as an organization
- 10:03Speaker 1: actually takes inner city kids.
- 10:05Speaker 2: I'm sure you've worked with them before.
- 10:06Speaker 3: Directly, I know of them.
- 10:08Speaker 2: I played in a.
- 10:08Speaker 1: Golf tournament that they sponsored, and they were all very
- 10:10Speaker 1: nice guys, and they had like six inner city kids
- 10:13Speaker 1: that were like probably fourteen and could outdrive me.
- 10:16Speaker 2: You know, well that's not hard. Uh careful, not hard.
- 10:21Speaker 3: Listen, I could put I love it. Ask him which one.
- 10:27Speaker 3: I'm just kidding.
- 10:27Speaker 2: So the top top this all off? This top golf.
- 10:30Speaker 3: I see what he did there. They can't top this off.
- 10:33Speaker 2: The problem is who they're going to sell to.
- 10:36Speaker 3: So again, what I would that.
- 10:37Speaker 2: Is a one functioned building.
- 10:39Speaker 3: But what I've heard it's kind of like black Rock,
- 10:41Speaker 3: where they like buy their competitor. It's like if you
- 10:43Speaker 3: owned Walmart and Target and then you pit yourself against
- 10:45Speaker 3: each other. So what I've been told is like they're
- 10:48Speaker 3: going to have like a division that's like you know,
- 10:51Speaker 3: like Fox, like restaurant groups. It's like you compete with
- 10:53Speaker 3: each other, but you're on the same team.
- 10:56Speaker 2: Right.
- 10:56Speaker 3: So that's how I understand what I was saying.
- 10:59Speaker 1: Is what if one closes, I mean, a developer's gonna
- 11:02Speaker 1: have to can't come in and completely knock it down.
- 11:05Speaker 3: They rent a lot of their properties, so like for example,
- 11:08Speaker 3: like we paid rent to the reservation at Talking Stick,
- 11:10Speaker 3: we didn't we don't own that building. We would have
- 11:12Speaker 3: to ask them permission to move a piece of artwork
- 11:15Speaker 3: right like in our own building like it. So I
- 11:18Speaker 3: don't know what the hierarchy is now it's been a while.
- 11:21Speaker 1: I'm just it's fascinating to see it really starts tanking
- 11:24Speaker 1: hoe or do they just try to like like when
- 11:27Speaker 1: I was there, I just saw that Tuesdays was half priced.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Everything else was like that was like the old Tuesdays
- 11:32Speaker 2: go on.
- 11:32Speaker 3: Like my Bible study group we would meet on Tuesdays,
- 11:35Speaker 3: so I brought them. I'm the only one under sixty
- 11:37Speaker 3: in the Bible study. But I was like, you guys
- 11:40Speaker 3: want to come, like it's too expensive. We're on and
- 11:42Speaker 3: I'm like, so I got it for free. So but
- 11:44Speaker 3: the same thing, like again, they're good. I would call
- 11:46Speaker 3: and just be like, hey, I need some bays. I
- 11:48Speaker 3: used to go here, and they're like, yeah, can we tratch.
- 11:50Speaker 3: I'm like, ask about me? Yeah, I'm just kidding.
- 11:54Speaker 2: Tiger's coach, Now get the fuck out of here.
- 11:55Speaker 3: Yeah. He's like, I was like, oh yeah, not asking
- 11:57Speaker 3: for your resume.
- 11:59Speaker 1: So if anyone does know, and I still get these
- 12:01Speaker 1: people when they come into stone Bridge, is that Kim?
- 12:06Speaker 2: I go, yep, she's back. So you were back working.
- 12:09Speaker 2: I don't. I don't think when you were here with
- 12:11Speaker 2: Rush you were back yet right No.
- 12:12Speaker 3: Right, no, I took like a month off.
- 12:14Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, so so you're back now you're back
- 12:17Speaker 1: at stone Bridge.
- 12:19Speaker 2: This will be the.
- 12:20Speaker 1: Only time I'll say this on national radio. You've always
- 12:23Speaker 1: been good at your job, and will you come from
- 12:27Speaker 1: the cloth You're cut from the cloth of a server,
- 12:29Speaker 1: a bartender, like you don't just as a manager standing
- 12:32Speaker 1: around and doing nothing.
- 12:33Speaker 2: It's almost annoying how much you ask me if I
- 12:35Speaker 2: need something.
- 12:37Speaker 3: I think you get annoyed. I'm like, can't be good.
- 12:39Speaker 2: He's like, just like you going.
- 12:42Speaker 3: Keep it moving, that's it. Can't stand. So I'm like, yeah,
- 12:45Speaker 3: you're good. He's like, and then he's like, give me
- 12:47Speaker 3: a drop back, or I will say this about camp.
- 12:50Speaker 3: He'll just message me and be like yo, and I
- 12:52Speaker 3: get it on my watch. I'm like on my way,
- 12:54Speaker 3: like I'm like, I get summoned, like you know, usually
- 12:57Speaker 3: don't get so glad.
- 12:59Speaker 2: To have back.
- 13:00Speaker 1: And it's been a few years since you've experienced an oysterfest.
- 13:03Speaker 3: So oh, I'm so excited. That's our super Bowl. That's
- 13:06Speaker 3: what I keep It looks great.
- 13:07Speaker 2: It looks like seventy eight. Let's knock on wood, don't
- 13:10Speaker 2: you dare?
- 13:10Speaker 3: I know, we've got to wash this summer on no Friday.
- 13:15Speaker 2: Fridays are just weird in general.
- 13:18Speaker 3: Well, I mean, in Aardon, I saw rain like eight
- 13:20Speaker 3: times in six years. It's rained everything.
- 13:22Speaker 2: You live in the desert. You live in the desert. Yeah,
- 13:26Speaker 2: but yeah, so oysterfests here.
- 13:27Speaker 1: I guess the headliner is Little Feet. You gotta be
- 13:29Speaker 1: over my age to know who that.
- 13:31Speaker 3: Is, Idea.
- 13:32Speaker 2: And then there's also the lead singer.
- 13:34Speaker 1: Boston, the lead singer Chicago or coming on before him separately,
- 13:37Speaker 1: I believe.
- 13:38Speaker 2: Again, I've never been to it, so I don't know
- 13:41Speaker 2: what goes on. Down there. I just see the ship
- 13:43Speaker 2: show that comes after right in.
- 13:45Speaker 3: Front of your bar. Yeah. Me, all I do is
- 13:48Speaker 3: figure eights to all of them, and it's like chaos,
- 13:50Speaker 3: chsk It's.
- 13:51Speaker 2: Controlled, though, it's like very controlled. For the most part,
- 13:54Speaker 2: I thrive on it.
- 13:55Speaker 1: The hardest part for me is just the bar backs.
- 13:58Speaker 1: As good as they are, they just can't keep up
- 14:00Speaker 1: with the ice. And it's just with the heat of
- 14:03Speaker 1: the day and no, like they're just the heat melts
- 14:07Speaker 1: the ice and it's just like, so I'm hunched over
- 14:10Speaker 1: and then by Sunday morning, like my back is fucking arched.
- 14:13Speaker 2: Out and I'm done.
- 14:15Speaker 3: But that's what I said.
- 14:16Speaker 2: That's saying, yeah, oh God, Jesus Christ.
- 14:20Speaker 1: So Kim was supposed to be you know what, fucking
- 14:23Speaker 1: Kim was supposed to be here at three o'clock.
- 14:27Speaker 2: I mean, you're in me no options here. I know
- 14:30Speaker 2: Kim was supposed to be here today at three.
- 14:32Speaker 1: I think three is a reasonable time for any adult
- 14:36Speaker 1: over the age.
- 14:37Speaker 2: Of twenty four to be able to make it.
- 14:40Speaker 1: Like if you're running late, you know, you forgot to
- 14:43Speaker 1: pick up your dry cleaning, big week coming up, or
- 14:46Speaker 1: you know you gotta drop the kids off at school
- 14:47Speaker 1: or pick someone up from football practice something like that.
- 14:51Speaker 2: I get it.
- 14:53Speaker 3: But however, what happened to you last night? I just
- 14:59Speaker 3: was caught up up in a in a moment, and uh,
- 15:02Speaker 3: it just preserved me to be late. I didn't go
- 15:05Speaker 3: to sleep until the sun came up, so to be fair,
- 15:08Speaker 3: it wasn't like a nap. It was just it was sleep.
- 15:12Speaker 2: It was sleep. Yeah, you texted me.
- 15:17Speaker 3: At by the way, where's the camera? I asked him
- 15:20Speaker 3: not to read these receipts.
- 15:21Speaker 2: No, no, no, I just wanted to. I'm not gonna
- 15:23Speaker 2: read what you text me. I'm not that big of
- 15:24Speaker 2: a dick. Uh.
- 15:27Speaker 3: I like those though.
- 15:29Speaker 2: One fifty seven. Oh man, I just woke up and
- 15:32Speaker 2: I won't read the rest.
- 15:35Speaker 3: Go for it.
- 15:36Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no, I won't call you out
- 15:38Speaker 1: like that's your own practice stuff.
- 15:39Speaker 3: But I'm honest. I think I think self awareness is key,
- 15:42Speaker 3: and I think that that's one thing I would like
- 15:45Speaker 3: to bring up, is like if you own your own
- 15:47Speaker 3: ugly Like it's like, yeah, no, I'm.
- 15:50Speaker 1: At it's a three years I've been in the studio.
- 15:53Speaker 1: Three You were the first person, whether it was ubering
- 15:56Speaker 1: here or driving themselves that didn't even come close to
- 16:00Speaker 1: making it to the address that I provided.
- 16:03Speaker 3: To be fair, my Uber driver didn't speak English.
- 16:06Speaker 2: It's it's numbers.
- 16:08Speaker 3: I have a hard time with those.
- 16:10Speaker 2: It's ninety nine Cherry Street, not fucking I I put in.
- 16:13Speaker 3: Yeah, you know I can't help it. You know, I'm
- 16:17Speaker 3: not gonna put a pull out the data. But I did.
- 16:20Speaker 3: I did. I wrote ninety nine because you you have too.
- 16:23Speaker 2: You have already have two ubered rides today.
- 16:25Speaker 3: Well, yeah, I had to send him home across the
- 16:28Speaker 3: ferry and then you had to get home, so that's
- 16:31Speaker 3: three correct.
- 16:32Speaker 2: Oh he couldn't afford his own Uber.
- 16:34Speaker 3: Oh, I'm just like a good sugar MANA I ordered McDonald's.
- 16:39Speaker 3: I'm like, do you want a happy meal? Sometimes I
- 16:41Speaker 3: used to just give them juice boxes.
- 16:43Speaker 2: He looked like a happy meal.
- 16:44Speaker 1: Eligible all right, So, uh, top Golf, we'll see what
- 16:50Speaker 1: happens with that in the future. Oysterfest, we'll talk about
- 16:53Speaker 1: that next week. But uh, if you've never done it, Honestly,
- 16:55Speaker 1: if you've never done it. Most of my listeners are
- 16:57Speaker 1: probably Milford based, so they they pet to the ship show.
- 17:00Speaker 2: But uh, it's kind of it's great people watching. It's great.
- 17:03Speaker 1: You know, there's like ninety percent people that aren't from
- 17:05Speaker 1: this town, and you could tell right away there's you know,
- 17:09Speaker 1: obviously the fire departments are involved, the police departments are involved,
- 17:11Speaker 1: the charities are involved.
- 17:14Speaker 3: Always the rum Runners, I thought at Stonebridge.
- 17:16Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, we've had the rum Runners now for
- 17:18Speaker 1: probably fifteen straight years.
- 17:20Speaker 2: I always feel like I see the room Runners a lot.
- 17:22Speaker 2: For some reason.
- 17:23Speaker 1: This is always like their most energy, their biggest show.
- 17:25Speaker 1: They're awesome and they rocket and then at like nine
- 17:29Speaker 1: thirty ten the kids come in. I just want to
- 17:31Speaker 1: punch them on the face. I mean usually yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 17:35Speaker 1: you'll be fair. That's why you walk outside so much
- 17:37Speaker 1: after you need anything.
- 17:38Speaker 3: He needs some security. It's called prowling.
- 17:43Speaker 2: Right. So you're a Cowboys fan, right, yeah, I.
- 17:46Speaker 3: Like the best team. I like a good evil empire.
- 17:48Speaker 3: The Yankees come before.
- 17:49Speaker 1: As I was, yeah, as I was waiting here for you,
- 17:52Speaker 1: I was just going through some reels and this reel
- 17:56Speaker 1: came through and it was kind of this guy.
- 17:57Speaker 2: He's obviously an Eagles fan, but I didn't. I didn't.
- 18:01Speaker 1: I didn't actually google see if it was true, but
- 18:03Speaker 1: he said the Cowboys are when their last Super Bowl
- 18:06Speaker 1: win is closer in years to the moon landing than
- 18:09Speaker 1: it is to now, that's correct, and yet they fucking
- 18:14Speaker 1: don't shut up.
- 18:16Speaker 3: Well yeah, it's like, uh, it's funny because when like
- 18:20Speaker 3: my password for everything when I started, when I was
- 18:22Speaker 3: in college, I was like Dallas like tent, like they're
- 18:25Speaker 3: gonna win this year, They're gonna win next year. So
- 18:26Speaker 3: every year I changed the like I'm like, they're gonna this.
- 18:29Speaker 2: Is the year you moved the goal posts every year
- 18:31Speaker 2: and it's not.
- 18:32Speaker 3: It's not gonna happen.
- 18:33Speaker 2: Gonn happen this year, that's for sure, you know.
- 18:35Speaker 3: What I'm hoping though. So McCarthy has one year left
- 18:37Speaker 3: on his contract.
- 18:38Speaker 2: Don't you you want Bill?
- 18:40Speaker 3: Do you want Bill? I want him?
- 18:41Speaker 2: I think you should have done it this year.
- 18:43Speaker 3: I know it's Jerry had already, and I love Jerry Jones,
- 18:47Speaker 3: love him. I think that, like, I'm not hoping to lose.
- 18:51Speaker 3: If we win, they'll probably accept, you know what I mean.
- 18:54Speaker 3: But uh, I just think it's like when Brady came
- 18:57Speaker 3: back and it's like you did that with Tampa Bay
- 18:59Speaker 3: and like the first year, like that's amazing. Oh the
- 19:02Speaker 3: Brady roast. Do you want to talk about that because
- 19:04Speaker 3: I was freaking awesome that I hated the immediately I
- 19:09Speaker 3: was like, oh my god, man, I hope they don't
- 19:11Speaker 3: bring up Aaron Hernandez. And the first joke that Jeff
- 19:15Speaker 3: Rost did was like, I just got back from hell.
- 19:17Speaker 3: Aaron Hernandez says high And.
- 19:19Speaker 2: I was like, so a little backstory. You actually grew up.
- 19:23Speaker 3: With Aaron, right, Yes, yes, love him very much, DJ yep.
- 19:28Speaker 2: And now.
- 19:30Speaker 1: Everyone pretty much should know at least a little bit
- 19:33Speaker 1: about what happened with Aaron Hernandez. But he was the
- 19:35Speaker 1: first serial killer in the.
- 19:37Speaker 2: NFL, I think O J sint Oh, No, he wasn't.
- 19:42Speaker 3: Playing guilty of the second case, so it was one.
- 19:44Speaker 3: It was just so annoyed. So it was oh, you're.
- 19:46Speaker 2: Right, you're right.
- 19:47Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 19:47Speaker 1: The other one, yeah yeah, which was crazy because when
- 19:50Speaker 1: he was found innocent on that or not guilty, I
- 19:52Speaker 1: should say, uh, there was some wacky rule that may
- 19:56Speaker 1: have thrown out something else.
- 19:57Speaker 2: I don't know, like when he killed himself, like the
- 20:00Speaker 2: there was a lot of articles I read that he
- 20:02Speaker 2: had an out somewhere.
- 20:04Speaker 3: He did so Scott biased. So because he got exonerated
- 20:07Speaker 3: from the second one, the first case that he was
- 20:10Speaker 3: found not guilty of he had no appeal. It was
- 20:11Speaker 3: twenty five to life no appeal right because he was
- 20:14Speaker 3: found not guilty of that one and he had Scott
- 20:15Speaker 3: Biased as his lad he was able to have not
- 20:18Speaker 3: have an appeal. The reason everyone speculates that he killed
- 20:21Speaker 3: himself was the journalist was going to out him as gay, right,
- 20:26Speaker 3: and so that's because.
- 20:27Speaker 1: He had like a gay lover in prison or something correct.
- 20:30Speaker 1: And also something about insurance for the baby mama.
- 20:32Speaker 3: Yeah right, So they like had done that and so
- 20:34Speaker 3: then they like expect you know, it's again really circumstantial.
- 20:38Speaker 3: Like I have my beliefs. I know they're not the
- 20:40Speaker 3: most popular ones, but you know, it is.
- 20:43Speaker 2: It is what it is.
- 20:44Speaker 3: But it's funny because you liked him, you're a Patriots
- 20:46Speaker 3: fan and I.
- 20:47Speaker 2: I literally had his jersey. Did you have the Unfortunately
- 20:52Speaker 2: I did no.
- 20:53Speaker 3: See I wish I had one. I wish I could
- 20:54Speaker 3: get one.
- 20:55Speaker 2: I know That's what I mean. Like I was like
- 20:57Speaker 2: I did it, and like you don't. I got in.
- 21:00Speaker 3: Return, I was gonna say, who'd you get Edelman?
- 21:02Speaker 1: No, there was three left when I went, and it
- 21:05Speaker 1: was Brady, which I had three of.
- 21:06Speaker 2: And then it was wil Wilfork's who I got.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Oh nice, but it was funny, like me and Frank
- 21:12Speaker 1: Susan went up because we're gonna golf afterwards and make
- 21:15Speaker 1: like a day of it, and we walk it in
- 21:17Speaker 1: and they're checking like everyone's jersey to see if they're authentic,
- 21:20Speaker 1: like like there's like three there's like grades.
- 21:23Speaker 2: But actual NFL. Well, I bought it three. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 21:26Speaker 2: I'll talk about it that glad you brought that up.
- 21:28Speaker 2: That could be my douche of the week. I don't
- 21:31Speaker 2: know the guy's name, but I know i'll call him
- 21:32Speaker 2: out here.
- 21:35Speaker 1: There's uh so whatever, there's three tiers and I'm like,
- 21:38Speaker 1: you know, I bought this.
- 21:38Speaker 2: I don't know if I was wait before your time.
- 21:41Speaker 1: This kids that we used to work with a pat
- 21:43Speaker 1: His father was a wholesaler and all these jerseys would
- 21:47Speaker 1: get sent back to New York after the seasons were
- 21:49Speaker 1: over from the pro shops. A bald guy kind of
- 21:52Speaker 1: jacked anyway. I bought a million jerseys off them for
- 21:55Speaker 1: like forty bucks a pop. So that's why I was like, oh, I.
- 21:57Speaker 2: Can go get like one seventy five or two r
- 22:00Speaker 2: up there.
- 22:01Speaker 1: So I did, and then and then I get in
- 22:03Speaker 1: front of the line and the guy's examined anyone was yep,
- 22:05Speaker 1: that's a.
- 22:05Speaker 2: Plus, and I'm like, oh sweet, it worked, you know
- 22:07Speaker 2: plus what already called it. And I got the you know,
- 22:10Speaker 2: the top of the line return. And then like a year.
- 22:14Speaker 1: Later, my buddy PAULI V Calls me and he's like, yo,
- 22:19Speaker 1: you still got that Herdana's jersey used to wear all
- 22:21Speaker 1: the time. I'm like, no, I traded it in. He goes, oh, man,
- 22:25Speaker 1: I got like three dudes like fucking looking for him.
- 22:27Speaker 1: They're willing to pay like five No, Paul, no.
- 22:30Speaker 2: No, he's a regular, and I'm like fuck.
- 22:33Speaker 1: And then I was just like, dude, I just just
- 22:34Speaker 1: kept it for like nostalgia purposes and shit.
- 22:37Speaker 3: That's like, you know, it's like when you get like
- 22:38Speaker 3: a rookie cart and you're like, so Russ, like, I
- 22:41Speaker 3: love your card collection. I wanted to bring that up.
- 22:43Speaker 3: Russ has like a really good card collection. He's like
- 22:45Speaker 3: Jackie Robinson's Rookie cart, you know, all these ones, and
- 22:48Speaker 3: it's like back in the time. I think Shane Gillis
- 22:51Speaker 3: has like a stand up on it. And he was like,
- 22:52Speaker 3: you think this isn't going to be worth anything, and
- 22:54Speaker 3: then you're like I should have held on to it,
- 22:56Speaker 3: Like it's like Almoch, like the worst you are. You're like, oh,
- 22:58Speaker 3: the first back of who wants that card? And it's
- 23:00Speaker 3: like that's the most meant And it's like the serial Killer.
- 23:04Speaker 1: Dude, you you'd be crazy, like if you're what there's
- 23:07Speaker 1: that There's that Golden Show on Netflix. He's the auctioneer
- 23:10Speaker 1: guy does all these sports memorabilia, but he's diving into
- 23:13Speaker 1: all this other ship and he had like this guy
- 23:15Speaker 1: that authenticates everything, and he got a box and he
- 23:19Speaker 1: opens it up and it's fucking a lock of Jeffrey
- 23:22Speaker 1: Dahmer's hair.
- 23:25Speaker 2: And the dude was like, dude, I will pretty much
- 23:27Speaker 2: sell anything.
- 23:28Speaker 3: But no, it like the Antiques road Show. Yeah right right, crazy.
- 23:35Speaker 1: Of like serial killers, like holy shits, not.
- 23:39Speaker 2: To harp on Aaron, but you knew him right, like
- 23:44Speaker 2: I mean.
- 23:44Speaker 3: I mean, what are you gonna do? Like they're awesome,
- 23:47Speaker 3: Like his DJ played at Yukon like was yeah, was
- 23:52Speaker 3: an Olympic softball player, Like they're just they're both like
- 23:57Speaker 3: his dad like they're my My mother was mother. My
- 24:01Speaker 3: mother was close with both of like his parents, you know,
- 24:04Speaker 3: we were the only like you know what I mean,
- 24:09Speaker 3: I remember for life, but no, they're amazing.
- 24:12Speaker 1: And I remember reading an article of years ago that
- 24:16Speaker 1: DJ what what's his actual name?
- 24:20Speaker 2: He did he changed the John right?
- 24:23Speaker 3: No, he did what I know, and he moved.
- 24:25Speaker 2: Out to Texas. Correct and he was right, and he
- 24:30Speaker 2: was like just being a roofer. And somehow Sports Illustrated caught.
- 24:33Speaker 1: Up to him and they interviewed him and he's like,
- 24:36Speaker 1: I just don't want to be associated with this.
- 24:37Speaker 2: It's hard. Like I'm living in a hometown. I'm living
- 24:41Speaker 2: in Connecticut.
- 24:41Speaker 1: Everyone knows us, everyone knows everyone loves the Patriots, and
- 24:45Speaker 1: I can't just be heckled at a bar and a restaurant.
- 24:47Speaker 3: And because he looks just like me, and he looks
- 24:49Speaker 3: just like so it's like people are like, oh you know,
- 24:52Speaker 3: so it's like it's it was hard for them. And
- 24:53Speaker 3: again they were like you know, like Bristol Royalty, and
- 24:56Speaker 3: they start like, you know, I love them, so I'll
- 25:00Speaker 3: fend them always.
- 25:00Speaker 2: So like you're crying that day. Yeah, I remember walking
- 25:04Speaker 2: in and then Chi called me. He's like, oh, your
- 25:07Speaker 2: boy just got arrested. I'm like for what from murder?
- 25:09Speaker 3: I'm like what, No. So it was tough and it
- 25:13Speaker 3: was tough to like refute, but you know, you're to
- 25:16Speaker 3: be loyal to your own so hey, he never did
- 25:19Speaker 3: you wrong.
- 25:19Speaker 2: He would have given a shirt off his back.
- 25:21Speaker 3: Yeah, no, she did. I took it off.
- 25:24Speaker 2: Here we go, all right? Yeah? Oh, so we went
- 25:30Speaker 2: a quick Gronk Gronk jersey story.
- 25:33Speaker 1: So I'm coming back from from Atlantic City in the
- 25:36Speaker 1: back seat of my buddy's car and I'm not going
- 25:38Speaker 1: to say any names. And my Buddy's like, oh, my
- 25:41Speaker 1: buddy selling his Gronk jersey autographed for one hundred and
- 25:44Speaker 1: fifty bucks.
- 25:45Speaker 2: So I'm like, oh, I'll tell you what. I'll offer
- 25:46Speaker 2: one hundred whatever. I don't even know. I didn't see it,
- 25:49Speaker 2: didn't look at it. He goes sold, he was, I'll
- 25:51Speaker 2: drop it off at work on Saturday. So I get
- 25:53Speaker 2: to work on Saturday.
- 25:54Speaker 1: It's literally in like a white garbage bag on top
- 25:57Speaker 1: of the beer cooper and I see just as I'm like,
- 26:00Speaker 1: can then he texted me, oh, I left it in
- 26:01Speaker 1: the garbage value. I said, all right, so I like,
- 26:03Speaker 1: open it up. I pull it out. It's like a
- 26:05Speaker 1: fucking size kids medium with the autograph on the back
- 26:10Speaker 1: on the number seven and just stains all over it,
- 26:13Speaker 1: like stains like the dude who was at a fucking Buffalo.
- 26:15Speaker 2: Wild Ways for week for fucking six hours. And I'm like,
- 26:19Speaker 2: what the fuck is this?
- 26:20Speaker 1: So I took a picture. I sent it to my
- 26:21Speaker 1: buddy and he's like, are you kidding me? I'm like,
- 26:23Speaker 1: did you even look at it when you took it
- 26:25Speaker 1: from the guy, like at least examined it for a
- 26:27Speaker 1: half a second.
- 26:29Speaker 2: He's like, well, what do you want to do? I
- 26:30Speaker 2: don't want it? What am I gonna do with it?
- 26:31Speaker 2: It's worth fucking six bucks? But the only I can really.
- 26:34Speaker 1: Do was cut the fucking auto out and maybe like
- 26:37Speaker 1: put it with like a montage those dronk shit.
- 26:39Speaker 2: But that's too much work for me. I'm not doing that.
- 26:42Speaker 2: I'll just I'll could get his own autograph online or
- 26:44Speaker 2: something like, Oh.
- 26:45Speaker 3: My god, so you were you were still waiting for
- 26:48Speaker 3: the venmo in a hundred back?
- 26:50Speaker 1: No, I didn't get my money back yet. He didn't
- 26:51Speaker 1: get the jersey back, So I don't know if you
- 26:53Speaker 1: want maybe that, maybe I lose that deal.
- 26:55Speaker 2: Yeah you want me the jersey back first? Yeah?
- 27:00Speaker 3: Oh man?
- 27:01Speaker 2: So my Patriots speaking of the Patriots are probably going
- 27:03Speaker 2: to be awful this year again, probably or definitely probably.
- 27:07Speaker 1: There's one glimmer of hope and I just don't know
- 27:11Speaker 1: what it is yet.
- 27:13Speaker 2: That wait, was.
- 27:13Speaker 3: Your head coach again? I'm sorry. I don't want Rod
- 27:15Speaker 3: Mayo so he used to play.
- 27:17Speaker 1: It was our linebacker during during the middle era of
- 27:20Speaker 1: the dynasty, and there's been coaching under Bill forever. Another
- 27:23Speaker 1: defensive guy, which I was kind of like, come on,
- 27:25Speaker 1: we need more offense.
- 27:26Speaker 3: That's why I didn't like. Uh. I was happy when
- 27:31Speaker 3: we got McCarthy because, like, the Green Bay has been
- 27:33Speaker 3: our kryptonity. We lost with them back to back to
- 27:35Speaker 3: Green Bay in the playoffs and so I was like,
- 27:38Speaker 3: oh nice. And then we go and we lose to
- 27:40Speaker 3: Green Bay and I'm like, bro, that's why we brought
- 27:42Speaker 3: you here. What are we doing? Yeah?
- 27:45Speaker 2: I don't like.
- 27:46Speaker 1: I was just watching some stuff today and they're scrimmaging
- 27:49Speaker 1: against the Eagles right now and I think we got
- 27:52Speaker 1: sacked ten times.
- 27:54Speaker 3: I don't know how good the Eagles are gonna be
- 27:55Speaker 3: without Jason Kelsey though, Like I love their podcast and
- 27:57Speaker 3: he's the center for pushes and yeah, that's what I'm saying,
- 28:02Speaker 3: like the kind of what they made them special? How
- 28:04Speaker 3: do you feel about that? By the way, what the
- 28:07Speaker 3: bush do you think it's not allowed?
- 28:09Speaker 2: I think it's stupid.
- 28:11Speaker 3: I think if you can't take any advantage, you should.
- 28:13Speaker 1: No, I agree, like like they were the Bobbys. The
- 28:16Speaker 1: funny thing was like trying to see mac Jones do
- 28:18Speaker 1: it last year.
- 28:18Speaker 3: Anybody can do it, so it's.
- 28:20Speaker 1: Not it's a legal play, but I think they towards
- 28:23Speaker 1: the end of the season they kind of started figuring.
- 28:25Speaker 2: Out what was it.
- 28:26Speaker 3: Bill Belichick did one time he used the rule like
- 28:29Speaker 3: to get like a bunch of timeouts in a row,
- 28:31Speaker 3: and like he and then they changed the rule.
- 28:32Speaker 2: After he had so many rules changed.
- 28:35Speaker 3: He's such a genius. That's why I want him.
- 28:37Speaker 1: He think won this year last year and it was
- 28:39Speaker 1: against the Dolphins, and I was it was amazing play
- 28:43Speaker 1: where the Dolphins were kicking a field goal and he
- 28:46Speaker 1: just sent the guy like like the safety. Yeah, he
- 28:49Speaker 1: had to time it perfectly, but just sent him around
- 28:52Speaker 1: on a blitz And if you just timed the snap perfectly,
- 28:55Speaker 1: and he fucking came through.
- 28:56Speaker 2: Like tackled the kickout like just threw it.
- 28:58Speaker 1: Up and then they changed the rules all you can't
- 29:01Speaker 1: be in motion, you gottest thing.
- 29:02Speaker 3: I don't know, like just I remember when Brady did
- 29:05Speaker 3: the play with Edelbin and he's like, Julian, do this
- 29:08Speaker 3: and then he like just snapped the ball like he
- 29:10Speaker 3: was in motion. They acted like they didn't know what
- 29:11Speaker 3: was going on right the play. Yeah, and also I'm
- 29:15Speaker 3: sorry and the Brady roast just to bring it up
- 29:17Speaker 3: because that was awesome. Because the Patriots, I give respect,
- 29:20Speaker 3: I hate them, I know respect.
- 29:22Speaker 2: It's like the Yankees, I hated them in the nineties.
- 29:24Speaker 3: Yeah, I know, we haven't sniffed the playoffs since two
- 29:27Speaker 3: thousand and nine.
- 29:28Speaker 2: Well the World Series, you've been in the playoffs.
- 29:30Speaker 3: But well if you're not first, your last.
- 29:32Speaker 1: So well that's the mentality as a Patriot fan that
- 29:35Speaker 1: a Yankee fan should have.
- 29:36Speaker 2: And it's not a bad mentality. You look at Cowboys,
- 29:39Speaker 2: you're like, well, you know, I just would like to
- 29:41Speaker 2: see his new extend beyond the regular.
- 29:42Speaker 3: No, that's what to bring up. Portnoy, who just came
- 29:46Speaker 3: and did a pizza review actually just in Milford, which
- 29:48Speaker 3: was awesome. He went he was in Woodmont and did
- 29:50Speaker 3: a pizza review Big New Haven brick up and pizza.
- 29:56Speaker 1: Y New Haven Pizza, and he did, no it was,
- 30:00Speaker 1: and would Matt, Yeah, New Haven Pizza.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Oh is that what it's because that's what it's called.
- 30:04Speaker 3: But it's not new Pizza place.
- 30:05Speaker 1: That's just their Sunday night awesome pizza by the way,
- 30:08Speaker 1: great little bar in there too, and now and now
- 30:11Speaker 1: they serve vivas.
- 30:13Speaker 3: Yeah, use another one? Can I go get one? Aloud?
- 30:16Speaker 3: I could keep right back.
- 30:21Speaker 1: So just my prediction of the Cowboys will probably be uh. Actually,
- 30:24Speaker 1: you know what, I still give a chance to win
- 30:27Speaker 1: the division.
- 30:29Speaker 3: I mean that's what I mean. The Eagles aren't great.
- 30:31Speaker 3: The Redskins or what's redskins?
- 30:33Speaker 2: I still call them Redskins. And the Giants are gonna suck.
- 30:37Speaker 2: That's fine. Giants are gonna suck.
- 30:40Speaker 3: Well yeah, and the Eagles, So yeah, I think we
- 30:42Speaker 3: have a pretty good uh issue.
- 30:44Speaker 2: So what you we gotta you gotta sign c D.
- 30:46Speaker 2: You can't, you can't hold out, you gotta.
- 30:47Speaker 3: You know what I'm upset about. I'm upset that we
- 30:49Speaker 3: got Zeke back. I like them.
- 30:51Speaker 2: They actually had a decent year with.
- 30:53Speaker 3: He went to you like and I just.
- 30:55Speaker 1: Was not bad because we lost Stevenson so he was
- 30:57Speaker 1: our starter for the last six games. I was pissy
- 30:59Speaker 1: was play well because.
- 31:00Speaker 2: I want to lose every game we could.
- 31:02Speaker 1: Caleb Williams looks phenomenal the other night, and that's I want.
- 31:05Speaker 1: So I wanted the number one pick.
- 31:07Speaker 3: Well, yeah, you should route to be when you're the
- 31:09Speaker 3: biggest loser. But it's like that's like eating leftovers, like
- 31:12Speaker 3: we let him go and he's coming back, Like that's
- 31:14Speaker 3: just not like I would take Terrell Owens, like you
- 31:17Speaker 3: know what I mean, we want to talk about second
- 31:19Speaker 3: time around.
- 31:20Speaker 2: You can probably still play.
- 31:21Speaker 3: I bet you he could do you Are you a
- 31:23Speaker 3: UFC guy not like the Tyson like Jake Paul fights
- 31:27Speaker 3: Well yeah.
- 31:27Speaker 1: But I got postponed. So I mean, I don't know
- 31:30Speaker 1: those guys like I don't mind the Paul. I used
- 31:33Speaker 1: to hate the Paul brothers, but now they've kind of
- 31:35Speaker 1: grown on me, probably because they love Trump.
- 31:38Speaker 3: That I was gonna say followed a little bit more
- 31:41Speaker 3: and like.
- 31:41Speaker 2: Okay, and also they're big collectors of cards.
- 31:44Speaker 1: They're more, uh they do the poh yeah, even understand
- 31:49Speaker 1: I once I was going to buy a box and
- 31:51Speaker 1: I'm like, I need not even gonna I'm gonna throw
- 31:53Speaker 1: away a million dollar.
- 31:54Speaker 2: Card and not even know it.
- 31:55Speaker 3: That's yeah.
- 31:56Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm like, no, I'll just stick to what
- 31:57Speaker 2: I know. But they've grown up. I prefer them being
- 32:01Speaker 2: in the wrestling ring because one of them, I think
- 32:04Speaker 2: it is Jake.
- 32:05Speaker 1: He's very good at it. He is, He's unbelievably athletic.
- 32:08Speaker 1: And the boxing shit, like they still have not fought
- 32:11Speaker 1: anyone that's of fucking quality, Like okay.
- 32:15Speaker 2: Dudes, it's been like five years now, like just just
- 32:17Speaker 2: if you lose.
- 32:18Speaker 1: Your leader's so afraid to lose, and then Mayweather fight
- 32:22Speaker 1: doesn't even count.
- 32:23Speaker 3: Like the connor Berg Regor when it's like did you
- 32:24Speaker 3: ever see the shame get I do it? So I've
- 32:27Speaker 3: done stand up like in Arizona, and so I love
- 32:29Speaker 3: stand up.
- 32:30Speaker 2: And done it. Yeah I know.
- 32:33Speaker 3: Oh yeah. Actually when you said the microphone one of
- 32:37Speaker 3: my gigs, they like couldn't get the mic down for me. Sorry,
- 32:39Speaker 3: I want it, and and it was like this, So
- 32:44Speaker 3: I got a picture and I'm like this and they're like, oh,
- 32:45Speaker 3: we can't get it lower because I went on after
- 32:47Speaker 3: a tall guy and I was like, my ego is
- 32:49Speaker 3: tall enough for this, like don't worry about it, and
- 32:51Speaker 3: they were like, so it's like I don't have jokes,
- 32:54Speaker 3: So I don't know like Matt Rife like I do
- 32:55Speaker 3: like crowd work. I just kind of it's like a soapbox.
- 32:58Speaker 3: Like you know, I don't do social I don't want
- 33:00Speaker 3: to be famous. I just want to talk shit.
- 33:03Speaker 1: Well you do a good job of it. Yeah, you know,
- 33:08Speaker 1: I'm trying to think we just we just talking. I mean,
- 33:12Speaker 1: what's your big Portnoy? Think you wanted to talk about Portnoy.
- 33:14Speaker 1: See here's the name of Portnoy. I like Portnoy, I
- 33:17Speaker 1: really do. I just think at this point of his career,
- 33:20Speaker 1: he's still so attention starved, like he he like he
- 33:24Speaker 1: can't not do like a three minute like in front
- 33:27Speaker 1: of a camera with Peaches and yeah, like like like
- 33:32Speaker 1: I'm fine, I'm fine with all that, but like you know,
- 33:34Speaker 1: it's like me, I do one once a week whatever.
- 33:37Speaker 2: Like it's not even really on video, like not many
- 33:39Speaker 2: people watch it. They listen to it more than they
- 33:41Speaker 2: watch it.
- 33:41Speaker 1: But like, you know, he's in Nantucket and it's you know,
- 33:45Speaker 1: she's just she kind of shows off.
- 33:47Speaker 3: Like I love that.
- 33:49Speaker 2: I don't like I'm a modest person.
- 33:52Speaker 3: I don't think he I think that he's not.
- 33:54Speaker 2: No, No, I'm the modest person, not him. But I
- 33:58Speaker 2: like the guy I do. I think he's awesome.
- 33:59Speaker 3: Do you say that I'm modest?
- 34:01Speaker 1: Uh, yeah, to a point. I mean, I mean, what
- 34:05Speaker 1: are you showing off Russ's car when you drive by
- 34:07Speaker 1: snow Bridge.
- 34:09Speaker 2: Sometimes I always said, fine, he's always out there. It's
- 34:13Speaker 2: Kimy coming into work in the fucking maserati, you know.
- 34:16Speaker 3: Like, but no, I just think that, Like I love
- 34:19Speaker 3: when people have an opinion when it's the right one.
- 34:21Speaker 3: So I love that they like speak there.
- 34:22Speaker 2: Well, he aligns politically with me.
- 34:24Speaker 3: And I don't tweet, I don't post, I don't tag,
- 34:26Speaker 3: but like I speak my truth and he has the platform.
- 34:29Speaker 3: So like I watch him on BFF. I want follo
- 34:31Speaker 3: him on barstool. He has miss peaches like he has
- 34:33Speaker 3: so many, you know. He the horse racing, like you're
- 34:37Speaker 3: a big horse racing, you know, Like I just love
- 34:39Speaker 3: like the dynamics the horse like yeah, and like if
- 34:43Speaker 3: I could pick one person like in the world, I
- 34:45Speaker 3: would ever be with him, Like it would be.
- 34:46Speaker 2: Dave Poor, like a little older for you. I know,
- 34:50Speaker 2: he's got enough money for me, old for him. Yeah,
- 34:54Speaker 2: he's got quite the track record.
- 34:55Speaker 3: I know.
- 34:56Speaker 1: What's crazy about him too, is like he never he's never,
- 34:59Speaker 1: Like he's almost like Derek Jeter, but.
- 35:02Speaker 2: Jeter dated famous women, but he was in he was.
- 35:06Speaker 3: Like he got called out that one time like Mariah Carey.
- 35:09Speaker 1: Yeah, do you remember when he got called out and
- 35:11Speaker 1: like like dead Spin was going after him about some
- 35:14Speaker 1: girl in Nantucket and he had all.
- 35:16Speaker 2: The receipts on the text messages and.
- 35:19Speaker 1: He's like the one the girl was eighteen. If you
- 35:21Speaker 1: want to think bad of me because she was eighteen,
- 35:22Speaker 1: then fine, fuck you. But it's legal, you know, like whatever,
- 35:26Speaker 1: Like I'm not doing anything illegal.
- 35:27Speaker 3: You understand that. That's like my mission statement.
- 35:32Speaker 1: He shot a little too high less he was twenty.
- 35:34Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, he was twenty. She sent him home
- 35:38Speaker 1: in an uber on a boat back to the Long Island.
- 35:42Speaker 2: See you later. Did you get his phone number?
- 35:45Speaker 3: Yeah? What was his name? No, I'm just kidding. I
- 35:48Speaker 3: know what it is. I'm like, well that's where I'm saying.
- 35:52Speaker 3: So just in my defense what I think, like, so
- 35:55Speaker 3: you know, like I was marriage with my husband. We
- 35:57Speaker 3: were together thirteen years. It's not the dirty young It's
- 36:00Speaker 3: like or old. It's like I don't want to settle down,
- 36:03Speaker 3: like I don't care to have to get married. So
- 36:07Speaker 3: it's just like more of a like a mindset than
- 36:11Speaker 3: anything else. But also they are pretty.
- 36:16Speaker 2: Where do you meet a twenty year old?
- 36:18Speaker 3: Uh?
- 36:18Speaker 2: Well, was that an online thing? You not online? Are you?
- 36:21Speaker 3: Yeah?
- 36:22Speaker 2: Oh? Are you like all of them?
- 36:24Speaker 3: No? I got banned from Hinge for my political rhetoric specifically,
- 36:29Speaker 3: so I put in my profile because I don't do
- 36:31Speaker 3: it like I have like golfing pictures, Like I don't
- 36:33Speaker 3: put like I'm not like posting like you know like that.
- 36:37Speaker 2: It's like, why is it a social media site to
- 36:39Speaker 2: you know.
- 36:39Speaker 3: It's like no, like Hinge or Bumble. It's like it's
- 36:41Speaker 3: not like you're I'm not posting like you know, like
- 36:44Speaker 3: salacious photos. It's like this is me golfing, this is
- 36:46Speaker 3: me at pottery, Like this is me, you know what
- 36:49Speaker 3: I mean. Like it's so, but I changed my profile.
- 36:52Speaker 3: Uh when Trump finally announced and I put like, uh
- 36:55Speaker 3: Trump twenty twenty four. I love Andrew Tate, so I
- 36:57Speaker 3: put team Tate. I'm pro Peterson because like the whole
- 37:01Speaker 3: you know, transgender women in sports as somebody who played
- 37:04Speaker 3: d one, like you know, women and you know guys.
- 37:06Speaker 2: I have it down here.
- 37:07Speaker 3: So I said, yeah, team te pro Peterson Trump twenty
- 37:12Speaker 3: twenty four, and I said woke if your hashtag woke
- 37:15Speaker 3: need not apply like and they took you down for that.
- 37:18Speaker 3: It said I violated guidelines. So I got.
- 37:22Speaker 1: But but if you said team Kamala, they wouldn't have
- 37:25Speaker 1: said a fucking thing if I.
- 37:26Speaker 3: Was like LGBT, like you know what I mean, like
- 37:29Speaker 3: you know, like so I'm gonna switch hitter. I'm not
- 37:31Speaker 3: against the gates.
- 37:32Speaker 2: But like there's like I don't know a lot about
- 37:34Speaker 2: King today. If you didn't know already, I told.
- 37:37Speaker 3: You this was gonna happen, I shouldn't have gotten this
- 37:39Speaker 3: one the second we're going to add this.
- 37:41Speaker 2: No, this is not you.
- 37:42Speaker 3: Were going to have one or a whiskey. So I
- 37:44Speaker 3: said after the show, Wait time out. This is day
- 37:46Speaker 3: drinking with dog, and Dog is not day drinking with me.
- 37:49Speaker 2: No, No, because you're late. He made me wait, I
- 37:55Speaker 2: do that a lot. Men. All Right, So speaking of
- 37:59Speaker 2: trans in sports, let's.
- 38:01Speaker 1: Talk about the Olympics and the big controversy with the
- 38:03Speaker 1: two boxers.
- 38:05Speaker 2: I don't so apparently they don't have penises, but apparently
- 38:07Speaker 2: they were born with an x Y chromosome.
- 38:09Speaker 3: So is that what it is?
- 38:10Speaker 2: I guess. So I just stopped.
- 38:12Speaker 1: Reading about it because everyone's comments were just so stupid
- 38:15Speaker 1: on both sides.
- 38:17Speaker 2: And oh Jesus Christ, this is like when no, you're good,
- 38:22Speaker 2: I don't see you. I can get to see if
- 38:24Speaker 2: you want me to. She's hitting a fucking whatever. Who cares?
- 38:30Speaker 2: Everyone fucking vapes, it's tacky.
- 38:34Speaker 1: Tacky's sending a twenty year old home in a fucking
- 38:36Speaker 1: over to the fucking Bridgeport Ferry Tacky with me.
- 38:46Speaker 2: So I don't know.
- 38:46Speaker 1: I don't know how the science works, but they got
- 38:48Speaker 1: to figure this out. And it can't be like just
- 38:50Speaker 1: allowing them in. It's got to be a testosterone level.
- 38:53Speaker 1: It's gotta be chromosome. It's got to be something like
- 38:56Speaker 1: you look at that woman, you know she could physically
- 38:58Speaker 1: be everyone she fucking.
- 39:00Speaker 3: But that's what So like, my brother is a firefighter,
- 39:03Speaker 3: and so this is like what I'll say, and he
- 39:04Speaker 3: is super liberal. He's very left. My whole family is left.
- 39:07Speaker 3: I'm the only one who since Arizona living on a
- 39:09Speaker 3: border sat like switch teams. And so I came back
- 39:13Speaker 3: like you know, didn't get the vaccine, didn't do COVID,
- 39:15Speaker 3: and so he was like, here's the thing, Uh, if
- 39:18Speaker 3: you burned in a fire, like there was a fire
- 39:20Speaker 3: right now, they would look at your fumor and my
- 39:22Speaker 3: fumor and they would say I'm a woman and you're
- 39:24Speaker 3: a man. Right, So it's like, oh, how are they
- 39:27Speaker 3: feeling that day? Like you know like that? So that's
- 39:30Speaker 3: all like I will say, and I don't know what
- 39:32Speaker 3: you're saying.
- 39:32Speaker 2: There's so many id identifiable factors.
- 39:35Speaker 3: Was like, there's like how many pronouns now, like the
- 39:38Speaker 3: fact that when I fill out like an application, I
- 39:40Speaker 3: just fill out an application and it was like what's
- 39:43Speaker 3: your gender? And I had five choices and it was
- 39:45Speaker 3: like male, female, non binary, choose not to decide, And
- 39:48Speaker 3: I was like.
- 39:50Speaker 2: I was filling out an application for her.
- 39:51Speaker 3: I'm inclusive to everybody. So I don't want to sound
- 39:54Speaker 3: like I'm coming off, but like I'm just very passionate
- 39:56Speaker 3: about that.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Right.
- 39:57Speaker 1: I was feeling on application last night for the home
- 39:59Speaker 1: loan and it was I almost want to just click
- 40:02Speaker 1: like nothing, you know, like nothing and just see if
- 40:04Speaker 1: like it, I mean, it does, nothing's gonna matter they're
- 40:06Speaker 1: gonna matter.
- 40:07Speaker 3: So I always want to say it was. I was, like,
- 40:08Speaker 3: I identify as a woman, but I have a bigger
- 40:11Speaker 3: dick than most men than I actually know, So we're
- 40:13Speaker 3: metaphorically metaphor let's be honest that it was.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Put it out on the table.
- 40:18Speaker 3: Yeah, I am the captain.
- 40:20Speaker 1: Now, like I've been on this topic forever. Uh, It's
- 40:24Speaker 1: it's getting to lunacy point now.
- 40:26Speaker 2: It's just it's just so stupid, it really is.
- 40:29Speaker 1: It's it's it's where the left loses common sense that
- 40:33Speaker 1: well they probably never had it, but like like they can't,
- 40:37Speaker 1: they just want I just I get so upset. I
- 40:40Speaker 1: haven't had a drink today and I'm like already fired
- 40:42Speaker 1: up about it. Like another one was the Olympics. Was
- 40:46Speaker 1: USA basketball, and I just I didn't watch anything but
- 40:50Speaker 1: really the final game and watched it because that was
- 40:52Speaker 1: at work and everyone was watching it. The minute they
- 40:54Speaker 1: bench Tatum in the first game, I'm like, you guys
- 40:56Speaker 1: are it's so political. It's fucking stupid. Steve Kurrs a
- 40:59Speaker 1: fucking piece of shit. Regardless, I watched one game in
- 41:03Speaker 1: the beginning. I was flipping by and just seeing like
- 41:05Speaker 1: what time shit was oncause I do like the Olympics generally,
- 41:09Speaker 1: and Dwayne Wade was the commentator for Team USA and
- 41:12Speaker 1: Lebron James hit a I don't know, three point shot
- 41:15Speaker 1: or something, and Dwayne Wade goes Lebron James with the
- 41:18Speaker 1: three he identifies as a he hymn, and I'm like
- 41:21Speaker 1: not even paying attention, and I'm like.
- 41:23Speaker 2: Wait a second. So I rewound it and I played
- 41:26Speaker 2: it back.
- 41:27Speaker 1: I'm like, did he just fucking say that on fucking
- 41:30Speaker 1: international TV?
- 41:32Speaker 2: Are you? This is how far we've come?
- 41:35Speaker 1: And I mean, obviously, if you don't know Dwayne Wade,
- 41:37Speaker 1: he does have either at least one.
- 41:39Speaker 2: Trans kid if not too. So he's like playing, He's
- 41:42Speaker 2: paintering to his family back at home watching. I'm like, oh,
- 41:44Speaker 2: thanks dad for supporting me. Like, we know he's a dude.
- 41:49Speaker 3: We know.
- 41:50Speaker 2: I'm waiting for Lebron to.
- 41:51Speaker 1: Say he's a woman, to just go fucking score three
- 41:53Speaker 1: thousand in a WWA game.
- 41:54Speaker 3: Wait did you ever hear? Yeah? Chappelle said, he goes.
- 41:56Speaker 3: So if Lebron James chooses to change his gender, and
- 41:59Speaker 3: he can or to the w NBA, where he will
- 42:01Speaker 3: score eight hundred and eighty two points a game, it's like, yeah,
- 42:06Speaker 3: like what do we what are we doing? Like the
- 42:07Speaker 3: Leah Thomas thing. But also speaking of Olympics, the Turkish shooter,
- 42:13Speaker 3: that guy who's a savage. Did you see him like
- 42:15Speaker 3: with his hand in his pocket with no guns and
- 42:17Speaker 3: it was like it was like he's obviously an assassin.
- 42:20Speaker 3: And then so there was a I think it was
- 42:22Speaker 3: Shane Gillis. He goes, he goes, how is America not
- 42:24Speaker 3: placing and shooting with how many shootings? Any buddy, It's
- 42:29Speaker 3: because we have too much ammo?
- 42:31Speaker 2: Yeah right? But yeah, so no, can you see the
- 42:34Speaker 2: Australian breakdancer?
- 42:36Speaker 1: No, no, no, so she just so break dancing is
- 42:40Speaker 1: a It was first year of breakdancing and I'm pretty
- 42:42Speaker 1: sure she ended it and I don't think it's coming back.
- 42:46Speaker 2: She uh what.
- 42:48Speaker 1: So she apparently never mind, she apparently uh had.
- 42:59Speaker 2: Uh visa.
- 43:00Speaker 1: I don't know what how she got into Paris, but
- 43:01Speaker 1: she had someone sponsor her without even winning like the competitions,
- 43:05Speaker 1: to get involved and said she was a breakdancer and
- 43:08Speaker 1: and they had no other breakdancers in Australia, so she
- 43:11Speaker 1: got to go to Paris.
- 43:13Speaker 2: So you gotta YouTube this. She like just kind of
- 43:17Speaker 2: is just spastic on the ground and like does like
- 43:19Speaker 2: one of these. It was fucking crazy.
- 43:22Speaker 3: It's like the when people like ride the like fake
- 43:26Speaker 3: horse and like jump over like that. How is that
- 43:28Speaker 3: a sport? Like how is baseball not in the Olympics,
- 43:31Speaker 3: But like break dancing.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Is yeah, like well it's the first year and it's
- 43:35Speaker 1: kind of it was like, so there's you like say,
- 43:37Speaker 1: it's you against me, right, So as I'm breakdancing to
- 43:40Speaker 1: whatever the DJ plays, it's not choreographed, like so he's
- 43:44Speaker 1: gonna play whatever. And then I got a breakdance to
- 43:46Speaker 1: it and he was like stand over me like this,
- 43:49Speaker 1: and then when.
- 43:50Speaker 2: It's your turn, you go down.
- 43:51Speaker 1: Do shit and I stand over you like this, God
- 43:53Speaker 1: that sucks and shit like that. You can't have like
- 43:57Speaker 1: fucking baseball in the Olympics.
- 43:59Speaker 2: But I'm saying like.
- 44:00Speaker 3: That's like my I mean, you know, that's my favorite pastime.
- 44:03Speaker 3: Like I before, and it's funny that I am against
- 44:06Speaker 3: like men and women's sports because I got two varsity
- 44:09Speaker 3: letters on the baby boys baseball team. Yes, I like
- 44:12Speaker 3: refused to play softball, and I was like, oh so
- 44:15Speaker 3: my AP history teacher was like, if you can make
- 44:17Speaker 3: the team, like I won't play. I did the book,
- 44:20Speaker 3: so the women's job, but like I was, I travel
- 44:23Speaker 3: with the team like that, you know, like that was
- 44:25Speaker 3: on the boys baseball team. So and I was like, well,
- 44:28Speaker 3: mentioned like caim me and like didn't you try for
- 44:30Speaker 3: the wrestling team too? And I was like, yeah, I'm
- 44:32Speaker 3: starting to prove I could make it. I was knew
- 44:34Speaker 3: I was playing soccer, you know. So yeah, but then
- 44:38Speaker 3: soccer like the women one, which was awesome. I know
- 44:41Speaker 3: people don't care about women's soccer, but.
- 44:43Speaker 1: Like, actually this team didn't really like have this like
- 44:47Speaker 1: you know, the Rodman's daughter. No, but what I mean
- 44:50Speaker 1: is they didn't have like the over the top like
- 44:52Speaker 1: what's her name with the pink care Yeah, she's.
- 44:55Speaker 2: The one that turned Yeah she did.
- 44:57Speaker 3: And because I really liked her, then that started to
- 44:59Speaker 3: hap And.
- 45:00Speaker 1: So yeah, all right, So Where'skamala Harris Ben Twenty three
- 45:04Speaker 1: days now, she has not faced the press.
- 45:06Speaker 2: Joe Biden's been sleeping on a beach Rhode Island. Who
- 45:08Speaker 2: is running the country? What's going on?
- 45:11Speaker 3: I think Joe's been sleeping for a while.
- 45:14Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a dirt nap for him.
- 45:17Speaker 3: And you know, I almost feel sorry for him because
- 45:20Speaker 3: he's obviously like I mean, my mom is Alzheimer's, Like
- 45:23Speaker 3: he's struggling with demension. They just like prop him up.
- 45:25Speaker 3: And so I was fortunate enough to go to mar
- 45:28Speaker 3: A Lago for Trump rally with the Navy Seals with
- 45:32Speaker 3: russ like a month ago, and uh, you know, Trump
- 45:35Speaker 3: just gets off air Force one, he raw dogs forty
- 45:39Speaker 3: five minutes speech. No, it's hell a prompter and the
- 45:41Speaker 3: last thing he said, he goes, I'm gonna do with
- 45:44Speaker 3: Joe Biden can't do exit a stage and not look
- 45:47Speaker 3: like a rumba and around and it was.
- 45:50Speaker 2: Just this man, just that's awesome, like jealous, and I.
- 45:56Speaker 3: Can give you credit like I was not. You know,
- 45:59Speaker 3: I had voted for him, I read the first time.
- 46:00Speaker 3: I wasn't a Trump fan, and then it was just
- 46:02Speaker 3: like he's right, like he's just he's our best hope
- 46:06Speaker 3: and our only hope in my opinion.
- 46:08Speaker 1: I realized this today and slowly the seeds of the
- 46:13Speaker 1: Democrats get into my head as.
- 46:15Speaker 2: Far as what they're up to.
- 46:18Speaker 1: And I don't think they cared who they put in
- 46:23Speaker 1: place of Joe. That's why just just let Kamala do it.
- 46:26Speaker 1: Because now the whole script is flipped to, oh, he's
- 46:30Speaker 1: too old.
- 46:31Speaker 2: Trump's too old.
- 46:33Speaker 3: That's why he said.
- 46:35Speaker 1: Because Reagan in nineteen eighty was like sixty nine and
- 46:38Speaker 1: they said he was too old back then.
- 46:39Speaker 2: You know, he's seventy nine.
- 46:41Speaker 3: I think Trump has an interview where they say he goes,
- 46:43Speaker 3: They're going to bring up my age because I'm closing
- 46:46Speaker 3: in on him. He's like, but my cognitive like he's
- 46:47Speaker 3: taking gragnitive.
- 46:49Speaker 1: Now, like he did the thing last night with the
- 46:51Speaker 1: Musk on Twitter. Musk interviewed him on Twitter last night
- 46:54Speaker 1: to like one billion people, but there were some glitches
- 46:57Speaker 1: and somebody hacked the system, so the laps.
- 46:59Speaker 2: Will go true. I can't even run his own book
- 47:01Speaker 2: and tech company blah blah blah. But they're all like, oh,
- 47:04Speaker 2: he's slurring his words. Trump's slowing is when he's too
- 47:06Speaker 2: well like.
- 47:06Speaker 1: That, they're like they're jumping on it, like we would
- 47:09Speaker 1: jump on Biden and play in Sight that they defended,
- 47:13Speaker 1: and like I listened to some.
- 47:14Speaker 2: Of it, like I just like I don't know, I
- 47:17Speaker 2: was just doing other shit, but like he wasn't slurring
- 47:19Speaker 2: his words as far as I heard, I didn't hear it.
- 47:21Speaker 3: He's so articulate. And there's a picture of him where
- 47:23Speaker 3: he was praying. That was during the Republican National Convention
- 47:26Speaker 3: when the priest got up and he like did the
- 47:30Speaker 3: impersonation of Trump and Trump was praying like this, and
- 47:33Speaker 3: they're like, look at Trump falling asleep. And it's like,
- 47:36Speaker 3: you're the left, You're gonna tell us our candidate's falling asleep.
- 47:39Speaker 3: And that guy can't even like keep his head up right,
- 47:42Speaker 3: you know, he was praying, you know, he was so no.
- 47:45Speaker 3: I uh, I was. I can admit like I was wrong,
- 47:48Speaker 3: and I'm like happy to be wrong.
- 47:49Speaker 2: It's a propaganda machine that they know what they're doing.
- 47:54Speaker 3: But yeah, like the whole border again, living in Arizona
- 47:57Speaker 3: and seeing like what's happening there, it is crazy, Like
- 47:59Speaker 3: if I wanted to, I could drive over to Mexico
- 48:01Speaker 3: and get dinner like it was. It's easy from El
- 48:04Speaker 3: Paso or from wherever. And it's like it's a perfect
- 48:08Speaker 3: like it's it's it's just crazy to see it, like
- 48:11Speaker 3: you know first hand it's not going to stop. No,
- 48:14Speaker 3: And then so like coming home, it was just like different,
- 48:16Speaker 3: just you know, like it's to your point earlier about
- 48:19Speaker 3: COVID and like masks. It's like we're all in the
- 48:21Speaker 3: same storm, but we're in different boats. So like I
- 48:23Speaker 3: feel like I was in a yacht in Arizona, but
- 48:26Speaker 3: in Connecticut it's like a rowboat. I have no idea
- 48:29Speaker 3: what's going on.
- 48:30Speaker 1: And how about Kamala stole Trump's tagline, one of his taglines,
- 48:34Speaker 1: no tax on tips.
- 48:36Speaker 2: Oh, she fucking put it in her fucking thing. I'm like,
- 48:38Speaker 2: are you fucking kidding me?
- 48:39Speaker 3: There was a one video I just saw that she goes,
- 48:41Speaker 3: how dare we say marry Christmas? You know? So left
- 48:45Speaker 3: and it was like one year earlier and she's like,
- 48:47Speaker 3: Merry Christmas. Everybody, like, you know, it's such a flip flop.
- 48:49Speaker 3: And it's like, So to your question earlier, who's running
- 48:53Speaker 3: the country? I think it's the Obamas and the Clintons.
- 48:55Speaker 3: I think they're like proping. I thought I was gonna
- 48:57Speaker 3: be Michelle or Michael Michael, Yeah, yeah, I thought it
- 49:01Speaker 3: was going to be big Mike Mike.
- 49:04Speaker 2: All right.
- 49:05Speaker 1: My douche is a week you ready, Yeah, this is
- 49:08Speaker 1: kind of right in our area here. My douche is
- 49:11Speaker 1: a company. They're called Burger King, but it's an individual one.
- 49:17Speaker 1: It's in Getsville, New York, and a lady by the
- 49:20Speaker 1: name of Tiffany went in to get her and her
- 49:22Speaker 1: daughter some some dinner. And let me preface this by always,
- 49:29Speaker 1: I always say Burger King up. The big three burger
- 49:31Speaker 1: chains in our area, Wendy's, McDonald's, and Burger King is
- 49:35Speaker 1: by far the most disgusting place I've ever been in,
- 49:37Speaker 1: and I'll never go.
- 49:39Speaker 3: It's my favorite, I would.
- 49:40Speaker 2: I am not surprised one bit.
- 49:43Speaker 3: Uh.
- 49:44Speaker 2: They went in. She went in to buy, buy, buy.
- 49:46Speaker 1: Some some meals for her and her four year old daughter,
- 49:48Speaker 1: and her daughter takes a bite of the burger, it says, mom,
- 49:51Speaker 1: I didn't I didn't ask for ketchup. So she takes
- 49:54Speaker 1: the bag, she brings it back in and before she
- 49:56Speaker 1: gives it to the lady at the count and she
- 49:58Speaker 1: looks in and it's just bits blood all on the
- 50:00Speaker 1: inside of the bag. It's not She's like, it's not ketchup, right,
- 50:04Speaker 1: So she hands it to the manager. The manager looks
- 50:06Speaker 1: at her. She goes, oh, yeah, our guy in the
- 50:09Speaker 1: back cut his finger and he was bleeding just a
- 50:12Speaker 1: little bit, and so he.
- 50:16Speaker 2: Thought it wouldn't get in any of the stuff.
- 50:18Speaker 1: And we're sorry, we'll we'll, we'll get you a fresh
- 50:20Speaker 1: meal and comp your tab.
- 50:22Speaker 2: And the lady's like, you see, she called fucking the
- 50:25Speaker 2: health department. The health department went.
- 50:27Speaker 1: Down, and now they're all doing like retraining and all
- 50:31Speaker 1: this shit. Like to me, this is our youth, Like
- 50:36Speaker 1: just like you cut your finger and your gushing blood,
- 50:39Speaker 1: like your first reaction is to finish making the fucking
- 50:42Speaker 1: cheeseburger and sending it out when you know blood's all.
- 50:45Speaker 2: Over the bag.
- 50:47Speaker 3: I would argue, I can't believe they finished the order,
- 50:49Speaker 3: because the way our barbers speaking of retraining, it's like
- 50:56Speaker 3: at least he finished the job. I gotta give a
- 50:58Speaker 3: little respect on that.
- 51:00Speaker 2: Nowhere Getsville, New York is But uh.
- 51:02Speaker 3: Is that when you were coming back from AC No this?
- 51:05Speaker 2: I saw this article today?
- 51:06Speaker 3: Oh you saw.
- 51:07Speaker 2: I wasn't there. I didn't know I wasn't there.
- 51:09Speaker 3: He didn't witness it.
- 51:10Speaker 2: No, no, no, no no. My duches of the week
- 51:13Speaker 2: usually are Lebron James or some article I read it
- 51:15Speaker 2: could have been Lebron. Wa wait, you know what Douche
- 51:17Speaker 2: of the week number two?
- 51:19Speaker 1: So Lebron wins gold, he wins the MVP, which it
- 51:21Speaker 1: should have been Steph.
- 51:22Speaker 2: Curry anyway should Curry.
- 51:24Speaker 1: But you know he gets his Lifetime Achievement awards every
- 51:26Speaker 1: time he fucking comes back for another season. Was going
- 51:29Speaker 1: to some club to celebrate. Gets out of his car
- 51:32Speaker 1: and there's like one kid, not a thousand kids. One
- 51:37Speaker 1: and he went to like go up to him to
- 51:38Speaker 1: either like get a picture with him or an autograph,
- 51:41Speaker 1: and he loses get out of the way kid and
- 51:43Speaker 1: like doesn't shove him or anything, but like fucking brates him.
- 51:46Speaker 2: Walks around the car.
- 51:47Speaker 1: Now he's entering the club and he starts doing a
- 51:49Speaker 1: dance walking in the club.
- 51:51Speaker 2: One kid he just fucking went right by. Like I know, these.
- 51:54Speaker 1: Celebrities, they got to deal with this shit a lot,
- 51:56Speaker 1: but like I said, it wasn't a group of kids, it.
- 51:58Speaker 2: Was one fucking kid. You couldn't take the time fucking
- 52:00Speaker 2: high five him. How hard that Now the kid's ruined,
- 52:04Speaker 2: Like I don't know for the rest of his life.
- 52:05Speaker 2: I'm not gonna say, but like he's said, that memory
- 52:07Speaker 2: is gonna.
- 52:07Speaker 1: Stick with him where they would have positively stuck with
- 52:10Speaker 1: him if you high five.
- 52:11Speaker 3: The moment of his life, right, And that's why I like.
- 52:13Speaker 2: He always knows the cameras are on, and I'm gonna be.
- 52:15Speaker 3: Honest, I probably cry about Kobe Bryant once a week
- 52:20Speaker 3: because love him. So that's actually on my bumble profile.
- 52:24Speaker 3: It's like two things I can't get over, and it
- 52:25Speaker 3: says Kobe Bryant and being a Dallas fan, like those
- 52:29Speaker 3: are my two bags. Cheers of that because it sucks
- 52:33Speaker 3: every day. But no, but his wife when he said,
- 52:37Speaker 3: like Kobe would play like through a broken finger anything
- 52:39Speaker 3: because of the fan in the stadium that came to
- 52:41Speaker 3: see him, you know what I mean. It's like when
- 52:44Speaker 3: he went to go see Michael, Like that's the difference,
- 52:45Speaker 3: and that's would we be Lebron's better than Kobe. I'm like,
- 52:49Speaker 3: I just watched the last dance. I hadn't watched it before.
- 52:51Speaker 3: I'm not a Jordan fan like I'm a Kobe fan,
- 52:54Speaker 3: respect though, Like that man is a savage. Oh it's
- 52:57Speaker 3: such a piece of shit. And I love Portnite for
- 53:00Speaker 3: saying that.
- 53:00Speaker 2: I ranked him. I ranked him. Jordan won Kobe two.
- 53:03Speaker 1: Yeah, because like they were, they weren't identical players, but
- 53:07Speaker 1: they were both assassins.
- 53:08Speaker 2: They were both they knew that they knew that they
- 53:10Speaker 2: knew what needed to be done at what time. Uh,
- 53:13Speaker 2: you know, there's ten championships between.
- 53:15Speaker 3: The two, but between I always say MoMA mentality. But
- 53:17Speaker 3: when I watched the Last Dance and I heard that
- 53:19Speaker 3: Jordan had a mansion with like just one folding chair
- 53:22Speaker 3: in it, I'm like that guys a psycho brought it
- 53:25Speaker 3: up on like Brady.
- 53:26Speaker 1: Look if you think about it too, like Kobe, Yeah,
- 53:28Speaker 1: he won his first three or yeah, three, he has
- 53:30Speaker 1: five rings, right, mm hmm. Yeah, So he won his
- 53:32Speaker 1: first three with Shack and that was just an unstoppable
- 53:35Speaker 1: force back then.
- 53:37Speaker 2: But then he won his next two with like Paul
- 53:38Speaker 2: Gasol and fucking lamar Odom.
- 53:41Speaker 3: Like it wasn't like it wasn't like you know, it
- 53:44Speaker 3: wasn't like fucking it happened.
- 53:45Speaker 2: Like it wasn't like this Lebron needs like nine stars
- 53:47Speaker 2: around Rond.
- 53:48Speaker 3: He's the one who started. And that's what I'll never
- 53:50Speaker 3: forgive him because when he was like I'm gonna take
- 53:52Speaker 3: my talents to South Beach and like rolled out all
- 53:54Speaker 3: these boy scouts and it was like you Chris Bosh,
- 53:57Speaker 3: Dwayne Wade, like he started the super Team and it
- 53:59Speaker 3: was like like Larry Bird and Magic Johnson wanted to
- 54:03Speaker 3: go against each other. They didn't want to team up,
- 54:04Speaker 3: you know, like there was always like a rivalry Jordan
- 54:06Speaker 3: and Kobe, and he just teams up and he's ruined
- 54:09Speaker 3: every organization since.
- 54:10Speaker 2: They leaves it. Well, Miami recovered, but it took a while.
- 54:13Speaker 3: The Lakers, like, he just leaves him in ruin And
- 54:15Speaker 3: now he's playing with Brownie like it's like get the draft. Yeah,
- 54:19Speaker 3: like like literally you know, and uh no, he's he's
- 54:22Speaker 3: a pos Oh yeah, you know.
- 54:25Speaker 2: He's a piece of ship. But what do you want
- 54:27Speaker 2: to add on there, Kimmer, I'll leave it up to you.
- 54:31Speaker 3: What do you got?
- 54:32Speaker 2: Uh, well, I have the Jared.
- 54:34Speaker 1: The only thing we didn't touch on is like really
- 54:36Speaker 1: an NFL preview, but that's like a whole show.
- 54:39Speaker 2: Uh And Jared's ran.
- 54:41Speaker 1: My guy from the Red Sox was caught saying, you
- 54:43Speaker 1: fucking faggot, Oh yeah, to a fan.
- 54:45Speaker 2: You know what.
- 54:46Speaker 1: The fan was saying to him, use a tennis racket,
- 54:49Speaker 1: Use a.
- 54:49Speaker 2: Tennis racket, Use a fucking tennis racket.
- 54:52Speaker 1: And he finally snapped and he goes, shut up, you
- 54:54Speaker 1: fucking faggot, And it's like, oh.
- 54:56Speaker 3: Man, but didn't he didn't you just get up and
- 54:58Speaker 3: hit a home runner that was somebody else. I'm thinking,
- 55:00Speaker 3: that's why I'm on this side and you're on that side.
- 55:02Speaker 3: But it was a Red Sox and I was like respect,
- 55:04Speaker 3: Like yeah, So I always say I'll end on.
- 55:06Speaker 2: This like this is how we used to talk. I'm
- 55:09Speaker 2: not saying it's right. I'm just some used to talk
- 55:11Speaker 2: like all growing up, like like like we used to.
- 55:15Speaker 1: Get like I always remember when I was playing football,
- 55:17Speaker 1: when I was like pee wee the fucking the guys
- 55:20Speaker 1: when the coaches would come by with like a stick
- 55:22Speaker 1: and hit me in the nuts and do a cup
- 55:24Speaker 1: check and make sure you're wearing your cup and if
- 55:26Speaker 1: you weren't, it's like, fucking won't we able to have
- 55:29Speaker 1: kids the rest of your life?
- 55:30Speaker 2: You know, life was different back then.
- 55:31Speaker 3: I will say this all and I'm so Phil. Phil
- 55:35Speaker 3: Sun Hunters just started football. He's nine years old, and
- 55:38Speaker 3: so Phil told me a story. He's like, oh, I
- 55:39Speaker 3: think I want to be like a football dad. I'm like,
- 55:41Speaker 3: I'll cover the shifts, go to games. He told me
- 55:44Speaker 3: that the coach went up to Hunter in the middle
- 55:46Speaker 3: of like his first practice. It's raining like this week
- 55:49Speaker 3: and he grabs like this home and he was like,
- 55:52Speaker 3: why are you so fucking stupid and like through the
- 55:55Speaker 3: kid and I was I thought like, oh man, that's
- 55:58Speaker 3: not right. And he was like nice, It's like that's
- 56:00Speaker 3: how you should get.
- 56:02Speaker 2: Right because I can't do it. I'll get thrown in
- 56:04Speaker 2: jail if I do that.
- 56:05Speaker 3: He's like, you know what I mean, like, what are
- 56:07Speaker 3: we doing toughing them up?
- 56:10Speaker 2: You know?
- 56:10Speaker 3: I can't.
- 56:10Speaker 1: Braden had Braiden had his first practice and I picked
- 56:13Speaker 1: him up and he was fucking this is like over
- 56:16Speaker 1: a week ago, and he was exhausted and I was
- 56:20Speaker 1: taking to get ice cream.
- 56:21Speaker 2: He's like, who we just get it after dinner. So
- 56:22Speaker 2: I just want to go home to sleep. I'm like sure.
- 56:24Speaker 2: So we go home, get out of the car. He's like,
- 56:27Speaker 2: I don't.
- 56:28Speaker 1: I don't I feel like and then he just like
- 56:30Speaker 1: threw up water for like fucking twenty seconds the car.
- 56:34Speaker 2: Right, He's like yeah, So we go home and he.
- 56:37Speaker 1: Just lies down about him if he slept or lied
- 56:39Speaker 1: down for two hours. I'm like, fuck, man, he ain't
- 56:42Speaker 1: gonna want to do this. He comes back out and
- 56:43Speaker 1: I said, you're feeling better? He goes, oh, I feel great,
- 56:46Speaker 1: I go good. He grabbed his football helmet. He sat
- 56:48Speaker 1: on the couch. He was tinkering with it.
- 56:49Speaker 2: Yeah, I said, you're gonna stick with it because oh
- 56:51Speaker 2: I love it. I love it. He goes the quarterbacks.
- 56:53Speaker 2: A senior came up to me and I the last
- 56:55Speaker 2: fifteen minutes I had to sit down. I'm like, perfect,
- 56:58Speaker 2: this is what he needs. But no, it is.
- 57:00Speaker 3: That's what Brandon said the other day. What's it called?
- 57:04Speaker 3: What's that syndrome? Munch houses Stockholm? When you're in love
- 57:08Speaker 3: with your captor? Like you know what I mean, where
- 57:10Speaker 3: it's like I like to be punished?
- 57:13Speaker 2: Oh god, yeah, do you finish on a note like that?
- 57:17Speaker 3: Well you can ask him about it. He has it,
- 57:19Speaker 3: not me. Okay, we're going to edit that out.
- 57:22Speaker 2: No, we're not all right. We're wrapping it up though, Kim,
- 57:25Speaker 2: thanks so much for what's that wrapping it up? I've
- 57:29Speaker 2: never done that my life.
- 57:31Speaker 1: Well, all right, let me try to get through this
- 57:33Speaker 1: last minute without some kind of in your win though,
- 57:36Speaker 1: don't team me up, Kim. Thank you so much for coming. Nope,
- 57:43Speaker 1: that won't work, Kim, thank you so much for arriving
- 57:47Speaker 1: an hour late. I don't know there's probably something there too. Late.
- 57:52Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I am late, and I.
- 57:54Speaker 1: Hope you're bouber driver rots in hell because he dropped
- 57:57Speaker 1: you off halfway down the street. Yeah it wasn't my Hey,
- 58:00Speaker 1: let's rock it out this Saturday Laster fast everyone come
- 58:03Speaker 1: on now Friday too. We got I think rocoustic. Those
- 58:05Speaker 1: guys are awesome. They're playing on Friday night in the patio.
- 58:08Speaker 2: Fun bags are down.
- 58:08Speaker 1: On the fowler Field or wherever Lismon Landing obviously run
- 58:13Speaker 1: runners at five to nine. You'll just see the line
- 58:16Speaker 1: down the street. So don't even bother trying to flag
- 58:18Speaker 1: me down. I'm not getting you in, and Kim's gonna
- 58:21Speaker 1: be busy getting my drop bags for me.
- 58:22Speaker 3: So yeah, no, I know to do it ahead of time.
- 58:24Speaker 3: I've been trained well, believe it or not, I can
- 58:26Speaker 3: take orders.
- 58:27Speaker 2: Chacho, thanks so much. Yes, thanks, that was fun.
- 58:29Speaker 1: I hope I hope you get a nice night's sleep
- 58:33Speaker 1: or you're going right back at it.
- 58:35Speaker 3: We'll see what do you think problem.
- 58:37Speaker 2: Take care