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Canceled YouTube Couples · Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists

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  Speaker 1: Welcome back to Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists
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  Speaker 1: this week. Uh oh, these YouTube couples are in trouble.
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  Speaker 2: Couple's content is one of the biggest things that happens
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  Speaker 2: on YouTube. Two people fall in love, they find a camera,
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  Speaker 2: and what they show us is up to them. But
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  Speaker 2: sometimes they get in a little bit of hot water.
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  Speaker 3: Whether it's being canceled, being breaking up, or being anything else.
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  Speaker 3: These couples are really, really in trouble. So we're gonna
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  Speaker 3: figure out what that's like.
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  Speaker 4: So get your parasocial glasses on and let's listen in.
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  Speaker 3: Hey, guys, it's us the Mick Jackson's Hey, thanks for
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  Speaker 3: jumping in.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Tyler and I have been, you know, we've been.
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  Speaker 1: We've been thinking a lot and thinking about you guys
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  Speaker 1: a lot and all our followers and everybody who believes
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  Speaker 1: in us, and uh, we just in honor of our family,
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  Speaker 1: you know, we want to address some stuff and we
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  Speaker 1: want to thank you for sticking by us.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Jessica and I are We love you guys so much.
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  Speaker 3: You're like our family.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, yeah, we like our family. Get We're going
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  Speaker 1: to get into it.
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  Speaker 3: We're going to get into it.
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  Speaker 1: Because thank you for holding our feet to the fire.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, thank you so much, because that is
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  Speaker 1: we wouldn't be we wouldn't and we wouldn't and we
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't be anything. We wouldn't be anything without We wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: be anything without R without we wouldn't be anything without you,
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  Speaker 1: without you, without.
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  Speaker 3: You, I'm sure you guys have heard what's going on,
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  Speaker 3: and uh, do they know we're also here? Sorry?
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  Speaker 1: Sorry, just kind of a force of habit.
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  Speaker 5: I guess we're all used to.
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  Speaker 4: Our own channels.
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  Speaker 5: So you guys go ahead. You know this is We're
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  Speaker 5: just here to talk and.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course it's it is cool to do this
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  Speaker 4: paired with another group of people who are also doing this.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Usually we're apologizing just us, but it's kind of fun.
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  Speaker 5: Like you guys are here.
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  Speaker 1: But it's also interesting to we. I think the four
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  Speaker 1: of us have dropped more apologies than a lot of
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  Speaker 1: YouTube It's.
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  Speaker 4: Fun that they're bringing us together almost for a collab apology,
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  Speaker 4: which I think is interesting.
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  Speaker 5: What's up, guys.
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  Speaker 4: I'm Myers and I'm Miley, and we're Myers and Miley
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  Speaker 4: lit a bit above.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, and we are your favorite adult unboxing duo.
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  Speaker 2: We are in boxing all sorts of fun things, and
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  Speaker 2: we go on fun trips sometimes when in boxing, you know,
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  Speaker 2: keys to a kias or into sometimes.
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  Speaker 4: Get in the car and then unbox somethingilse in the
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  Speaker 4: car which is a.
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  Speaker 5: Map we drive.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, so the adventures never right above, the adventures never end.
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  Speaker 2: And we're doing good. You've seen some of our stuff,
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  Speaker 2: you know, you saw us get detained in Guatemala.
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  Speaker 5: But we're doing good.
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  Speaker 4: We're doing great. And I think, like, what's important here
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  Speaker 4: just right above And I don't care if it's uncomfortable
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  Speaker 4: or what.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but right above is this is Does this work
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  Speaker 2: for you?
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  Speaker 5: Baby? It's us. This is good.
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  Speaker 4: And if you want, you could just rest your arm
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  Speaker 4: on your side. Nope, not on my side.
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  Speaker 3: And just to jump in really quick, I feel like.
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  Speaker 3: So we do travel. We do a lot of travel
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  Speaker 3: and lifestyle content.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we go to a lot of places in our van,
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  Speaker 1: which we also the Mick Jackson van, the Mike Jackson van.
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  Speaker 1: It's so fun and we've had a lot of amazing
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  Speaker 1: sponsorships with the van. Nissan sponsored the mc jackson van,
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  Speaker 1: Luna Bar sponsored the mc Jackson van, and then of
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  Speaker 1: course the deal that was a little controversial was when
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  Speaker 1: I AM's Cat Food sponsored the mc jackson van And.
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  Speaker 4: What is now, like, correct me if I'm wrong, Like
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  Speaker 4: what is I am cat Food bad for? Like, what
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  Speaker 4: what's the problem, Miles, I'm here, Mys Myers, I'm here.
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  Speaker 1: Well, they put a bunch of cats in the van, and.
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  Speaker 5: Well we will we've we've we we lost cats.
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  Speaker 3: We forgot that we had cats in the van and
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  Speaker 3: we left the van.
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  Speaker 5: Don't do the air coorts well legally, the lawyer said,
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  Speaker 5: he said.
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  Speaker 3: The lawyer said to me, air quotes are fine.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, I was on the same email. The lawyer said,
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  Speaker 1: are not fine. We have to reread the email.
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  Speaker 3: I'm trying my best, Jessica, I'm really trying, Tyler my
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  Speaker 3: best here.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know how we go to our lawyer and
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  Speaker 1: here two completely different things.
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  Speaker 4: Also, I feel like air quotes for a lawyer is
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  Speaker 4: kind of there's nothing in writing, right m hm. So
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  Speaker 4: like you know, air quotes is just like a verbal thing, right,
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  Speaker 4: Like isn't that like, like, am I am I crazy?
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  Speaker 5: You sound crazy right now?
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  Speaker 1: Never mind?
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  Speaker 3: So we're all in we are in love. We are
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  Speaker 3: all in love. We're still couples are you guys still
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  Speaker 3: a couple, You guys still very.
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  Speaker 5: Much Yes, we are very much, very much in love to.
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  Speaker 3: For us, it's not just a company my baby.
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  Speaker 5: I love her and we're just so close. Yeah, we
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  Speaker 5: just get so well together.
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  Speaker 1: And any any rumors, any rumors that we've broken up
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  Speaker 1: is pound, to be honest, it's disgusting.
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  Speaker 5: It's disgusting.
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  Speaker 1: I find it disgusting.
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  Speaker 4: And I also, like, I think, what a big thing
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  Speaker 4: we're going to talk about today is like this connection
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  Speaker 4: you guys have with our relationships, right, like being couples
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  Speaker 4: on YouTube, like right, perfect, perfect being couples on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: I think makes us give you a seat into our relationship.
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  Speaker 4: It's different than any type of creator relationship where like
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  Speaker 4: we are a little bit don't freak out, but I'm
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  Speaker 4: saying this metaphorically. We are a little bit in an
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  Speaker 4: open relationship where our subscribers are in the relationship with us, right,
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  Speaker 4: And I think you guys, you guys.
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  Speaker 3: Have thirds and fourths and fifths.
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  Speaker 5: We're letting you into the relationship. And I think she
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  Speaker 5: can't have sex.
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  Speaker 4: With her, and I don't want to have sex with them.
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  Speaker 4: You don't, And what makes you think I do because
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  Speaker 4: I what, because I what.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, see, I'm glad this doesn't happen.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm so glad this doesn't.
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  Speaker 1: I'm glad this doesn't happen to us. Like I'm glad
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  Speaker 1: this didn't happen to us in Jamaica.
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  Speaker 3: I wonder which is well And if you guys saw
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  Speaker 3: we've got a lot of comments on the jamaicav log. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and we are just want to say, no, those are true.
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  Speaker 1: No, those are true. And I know that a lot
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  Speaker 1: of because I think a lot of the comments were
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  Speaker 1: pointing to kind of like a screaming match. We forgot to.
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  Speaker 3: Edit out and we meant to leave that in there.
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  Speaker 5: Because it was a joke, a joke. It was a joke.
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  Speaker 5: Do you guys know what a bit is?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 2: Like?
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  Speaker 5: Uh like on a computer? No?
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  Speaker 3: So well, we both did separately, but we've been I
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  Speaker 3: got into U c B and you got into I did.
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  Speaker 1: I did Second City.
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  Speaker 5: Well, you guys want to actually be actors, and that's
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  Speaker 5: why you do YouTube. Oh, creators. We were creators were
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  Speaker 5: for sure.
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  Speaker 3: I meant did I get into it to like because
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  Speaker 3: I started out as an actor? Like we both met
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  Speaker 3: act in class and like we started like, hey, like,
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  Speaker 3: let's do a vlog about relation.
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  Speaker 1: Like it was sort of a like lifelong love of
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  Speaker 1: movies that was sort of like a north Star dream
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  Speaker 1: that I always wanted to pursue for myself. I always
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  Speaker 1: wanted to tell a story. And then we got two
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  Speaker 1: million views on a trip of us just like hanging
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  Speaker 1: out in Zion.
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  Speaker 3: And we kind of like committed ourselves to that, and.
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  Speaker 1: We kind of got addicted to the notifications and then
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  Speaker 1: never looked back.
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  Speaker 5: Uh huh, sure, sure whatever we actually met, it's funny.
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  Speaker 5: It's similar. We met as fourteen year olds in geo
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  Speaker 5: wentry class in high school.
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  Speaker 3: No way, you guys are high school, sweetheart. You always
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  Speaker 3: work out.
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  Speaker 5: The back literally of Miss death Ridge's class.
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  Speaker 4: And he looked over the first time before we even
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  Speaker 4: made it lip sink. He looked over and saw my
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  Speaker 4: journal and I just kept writing Vidcoon all over it.
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  Speaker 5: It's funny. And I showed her my phone and I
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  Speaker 5: was just texting my brother Dcovic.
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  Speaker 4: And I was like, oh my god, I've never met
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  Speaker 4: someone who wants to get out of here so fast.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, that was and you have to understand, we
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  Speaker 2: were in Studio City, California. It was a dead in
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  Speaker 2: town and we needed to get out.
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  Speaker 5: Ye can't like where you guys can't get out there.
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  Speaker 5: We moved to Hollywood in the Island than Wow. Wow,
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  Speaker 5: I love that area. I love It's really fun.
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  Speaker 3: Right next to the My next.
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  Speaker 2: Door neighbor is Captain America pinch Meal. You know this
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  Speaker 2: is the best.
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  Speaker 3: There's not like this weird cloud of gloom over that
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  Speaker 3: area at all.
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  Speaker 1: Worst.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, literally, no, it's amazing.
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  Speaker 4: And we could walk to Davy Wayne's if we want
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  Speaker 4: our favorite bar just a little bit above.
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  Speaker 5: Do you remember that when we had walked to Davy Wayne.
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  Speaker 4: We haven't in a while.
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  Speaker 5: We order a picture, big picture.
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  Speaker 2: We drink so much we had to piss for an
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  Speaker 2: houris for hours.
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  Speaker 5: And we played that Spider Stomper game. I think we've
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  Speaker 5: done that.
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  Speaker 3: That's so fun. I think we've done that.
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  Speaker 1: So here's I think we've done that.
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  Speaker 5: To have done that, I think we've done that.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure there's been a night or so because we're
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  Speaker 1: doing really well, and we've always been doing really well,
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  Speaker 1: so I'm sure there's a night in there when we
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  Speaker 1: drank a picture at Davy Wayne's and had to piss
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  Speaker 1: for an hour. Sure, early on.
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  Speaker 4: Well, here's the thing is I think like, let's let's
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  Speaker 4: address the elephant in the room. I'm really that's like
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  Speaker 4: one of my talent. It's just like I can't ignore something.
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  Speaker 4: I have to be very authentic on camera, and that's
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  Speaker 4: just like who I am, right, and like he had
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  Speaker 4: to take it or leave it right so I can.
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  Speaker 5: He's unapologetically her.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just like, literally, you can't take me out of me,
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  Speaker 4: like I'm so me and I feel like we just
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  Speaker 4: like we are booked on this show for these people
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  Speaker 4: to do some press because I was told the title
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  Speaker 4: of this video is these YouTubers are in trouble. These
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  Speaker 4: and I and I don't know if you guys, you
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  Speaker 4: feel to me off the jump like you don't address
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  Speaker 4: anything head on, and I'm just unapologetically me and I want.
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  Speaker 3: To address So address it then, because I feel like
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  Speaker 3: we're getting to be yah, I.
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  Speaker 1: Feel like we're getting well, I mean, we'll get there.
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  Speaker 5: We're going to talk about it, no, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: I just feel like there's different ways to lose your
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  Speaker 4: audience as YouTubers, and.
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  Speaker 2: We just physically lost ours right like right, yeah, we
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  Speaker 2: were served kind of a bad hand on the new algorithm,
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  Speaker 2: and we were thrown basically into oblivion and we had
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  Speaker 2: to do what we could defind our people again. So
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  Speaker 2: it caused us to kind of have to do some
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  Speaker 2: more outlandish stuff to reclaim our own audience because we
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  Speaker 2: were being buried by the heads of YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: The algorithm had its neck, the algorithm had its hands
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  Speaker 4: on my husband's neck.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, and we were dying, strangling, we were dying.
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  Speaker 2: My face was deemed too inappropriate for YouTube because this
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  Speaker 2: stuff I was up to.
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  Speaker 4: Every thumbnail we did led you astray and I don't
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  Speaker 4: and I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I ask, is it because you guys started unboxing knives
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  Speaker 1: and guns and guns and knives and knives were fine.
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  Speaker 3: And weird paraphernalia? We can talk about that.
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  Speaker 5: I mean boxing content is we don't know what's in
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  Speaker 5: the box. We didn't know.
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  Speaker 4: The problem with on boxing content is we are programmers.
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  Speaker 4: Whoever set the box.
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  Speaker 2: We opened whatever's in the box. Did we know there
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  Speaker 2: was gonna be a woman in.
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  Speaker 5: No, we did not.
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  Speaker 4: Did we know she needed help?
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  Speaker 5: Are we happy we opened it and saved her life? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Of course that woman was sent to us by somebody
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  Speaker 2: out there, some bad actor.
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  Speaker 4: And if these YouTube freak algorithm. People think that we
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  Speaker 4: somehow sent a box to us, the biggest unboxers on YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't work. Like that. I didn't send that woman.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't send those pistols to us in that fab.
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  Speaker 5: Fit fun box.
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  Speaker 2: I will show you the return address on the top
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  Speaker 2: of the box. It is nowhere near Los Angeles.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, But like what, I hate to say this because
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  Speaker 3: I support you guys one hundred percent, But like there
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  Speaker 3: is that very famous YouTube essays that did show literal
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  Speaker 3: footage of one of you talking to a woman saying,
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  Speaker 3: get in this box. I need to mail you something.
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  Speaker 4: Footage is aari.
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  Speaker 5: Are you talking about skittletits?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, skill tits.
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  Speaker 5: Our YouTube investigations are so.
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  Speaker 1: Good, I have to disclose I do know skittletits and life,
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  Speaker 1: so like.
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  Speaker 3: They're really nice.
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  Speaker 4: Just want me you mean Jeremy, don't Jeremy.
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  Speaker 1: Jeremy very private person.
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  Speaker 3: And he goes by Skitlets because that's a good journalistic name.
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  Speaker 4: But I'll name him. That footage is doctor. That footage
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  Speaker 4: isn't me.
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  Speaker 2: Jeremy would have no access to our footage. Whatever he's doing.
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  Speaker 3: Is a friend of a friend of He's a friend
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  Speaker 3: of ours.
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  Speaker 5: Please use respect to your friendship. I'll call him Skittles.
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  Speaker 5: Thank you? Does that sound that's all?
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  Speaker 1: That's all all I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Asked, skittle Tits, you're a rat fink and I want
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  Speaker 5: you dad. To be honest. I wish you were in
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  Speaker 5: that box. I wouldn't have opened it.
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  Speaker 4: Literally, skittle Tits, you don't know what unboxing above. You
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  Speaker 4: don't know what unboxing content does to you as a creator.
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  Speaker 4: I am being held captive by boxes around my house.
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  Speaker 4: When a box comes, I answer the call. And that's
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  Speaker 4: not fair.
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  Speaker 5: Do you understand that. I look at Disney adults on
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  Speaker 5: such a victim.
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  Speaker 4: I look at Disney adults on YouTube every day and
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  Speaker 4: I go, you chose to go on that ride. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you chose that.
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  Speaker 2: And that woman, by the way, we give her fifty
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  Speaker 2: dollars a day a day out of the goodness of
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  Speaker 2: our heart.
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  Speaker 3: So you guys didn't mail mail her to yourself, but
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  Speaker 3: you did pay her fifty.
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  Speaker 5: We're helping her. It's her scholarship on for herself, for youself.
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  Speaker 3: That was really brave of you, guys. This does Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I feel like that the heck.
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  Speaker 5: What the heck? That was the hecky WICKI.
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  Speaker 3: Can I say, that was really brave of you guys
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  Speaker 3: to apologize.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad we got it out there, because.
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  Speaker 5: Like we're pretty to apologize an apology.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks for apologizing, do them you know, well, I think
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  Speaker 1: in the spirit that I have some some apologizing to do.
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  Speaker 5: Go ahead.
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  Speaker 1: We are sorry that we that we made up a kid.
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  Speaker 1: We didn't have a kid. We did not a child.
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  Speaker 3: We didn't know that lying about having a child would
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  Speaker 3: affect so many of you, so many followers.
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  Speaker 1: We accepted many, many gifts from Pampers, from baby.
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  Speaker 2: Food and you went backstage at Peppa Pig Live.
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  Speaker 1: And we met Bluie several times, nice.
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  Speaker 3: Guy and us kidding and lying and joking about I
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  Speaker 3: guess now because I would say it was a joke.
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  Speaker 3: We thought it was fun, say it was.
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  Speaker 1: A joke, and I would say, we also wanted to
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  Speaker 1: spread joy, and we wanted to like make people happy.
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  Speaker 1: What we just want to make people? Can I ask,
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  Speaker 1: we just want to just spread people that live? What
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  Speaker 1: was in the stroller?
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  Speaker 3: So that was a honey bagd haam so disrespectful.
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  Speaker 2: It's so disrespectful the way that you were saying a
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  Speaker 2: hand was a kid?
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  Speaker 5: What the heck? What the heck was that? What the.
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  Speaker 4: What the heck?
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  Speaker 1: We thought the honey baked ham.
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  Speaker 3: The weight and the color of the honey baked ham
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  Speaker 3: would match what a child would look like from us,
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  Speaker 3: We would never do that and we're sorry that we
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  Speaker 3: We started that kickstarter to help us raise that kid.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, why did you're sorry?
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  Speaker 4: Like did you mean to do it?
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  Speaker 5: And why did you use a kickstarter? So we wanted
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: to do a kickstarter because we had a because.
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  Speaker 4: That was actually much better. I'm crazy that was a
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  Speaker 4: better question.
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  Speaker 1: Well, if it's fully funded, then we get to keep
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  Speaker 1: the kid.
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  Speaker 5: We don't have to give it away. Help us keep
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  Speaker 5: our kids, us keep our kid. Yeah, dollars thirty.
• 16:51
  Speaker 4: Days, first thumbnail, Kickstarter, first thumbnails.
• 16:56
  Speaker 5: Like you guys will see we're cood.
• 16:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so just a picture.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, money and is funny.
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: Mester, mister mister, mister master the universe.
• 17:09
  Speaker 5: We just want to say, hey, we're sorry. We're sorry.
• 17:12
  Speaker 1: We took your money. We put it towards a good cause.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: We donated that money to this beautiful charity, beautiful charity.
• 17:21
  Speaker 5: We did not want to.
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: Give it back to you guys. We didn't know what
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: it did to a beautiful.
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: Charity, Malibu Farm charity.
• 17:26
  Speaker 5: Restaurant in Malibu.
• 17:27
  Speaker 1: So we donated to Malibu Farm over the course of
• 17:31
  Speaker 1: one hundred different meals. We donated the money to Maloy.
• 17:35
  Speaker 3: And now we have an open task.
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: It's like a farm to table thinks.
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: You don't usually want to Tautiful Farm.
• 17:41
  Speaker 2: You don't get a restaurant, you don't get a forever
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: table at a charity you donated.
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: Well, this is a beautiful charity. It's a beautiful cause.
• 17:52
  Speaker 1: Hungry people, we love hungry.
• 17:57
  Speaker 2: You took the money from a kickstarter for your invisible child,
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: donate to become a partner of a Malibu restaurant.
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: We just donated a partner.
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: They were giving meals to hungry people us.
• 18:10
  Speaker 3: It's beautiful what they do.
• 18:12
  Speaker 5: We're giving meals to paying customers.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: You don't understand.
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: All we do is open a box with a woman
• 18:19
  Speaker 4: and I'm like, my god, the amount of like.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Well, can we talk about it.
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: They're hard on us, these YouTube audiences are.
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: It's hardly hard. Give us a break. We're trying our best.
• 18:28
  Speaker 1: We're trying our best. We're just trying to It's different
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: deliver content on a weekly schedule without making up some
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: kind of dastardly.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: We're human with twenty million dollars?
• 18:40
  Speaker 5: What do you think?
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: What do you?
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: What do you?
• 18:42
  Speaker 5: What do you?
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: What do you want?
• 18:43
  Speaker 5: What do you want?
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: This?
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: Actually?
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: Why are you trying to get I'll say this that
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: I'm scared to say, but I know you guys will
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: agree because I do watch your stuff, and.
• 18:52
  Speaker 5: We watch your stuff.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: We love you guys so good.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: Why are you guys trying to get between us?
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: Is mine?
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: Literally?
• 19:02
  Speaker 5: Do you want to see us unhappy?
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: That's what I think? Is like the real kicker.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: It's so scent of marriages and in divorce?
• 19:10
  Speaker 3: Did you even think of that?
• 19:12
  Speaker 1: Are trying to add to that number?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: It's just so sad and and the thing is, this
• 19:19
  Speaker 2: is a product of what you wanted. You know, you
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: asked for more content. We do Mondays and Wednesdays. Then
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: you say we need more, so we started doing Tuesdays
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: and Thursdays. And then all of a sudden, when you
• 19:29
  Speaker 2: find out that we have an army of forty five
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: people that are getting paid twelve dollars to farm all
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: of our content in Sri Lanka, all of a sudden.
• 19:37
  Speaker 5: All of us trouble.
• 19:39
  Speaker 4: I want to talk about it.
• 19:39
  Speaker 2: We're giving you what you want and we're so sorry,
• 19:43
  Speaker 2: and we're helping these people afford lunch.
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: Think about that.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: It's also like, I think there's a thing that like,
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: I love thank you. That's it.
• 19:54
  Speaker 5: Well, that's it. You just think.
• 19:57
  Speaker 4: No, it's literally I told you. I think that's it.
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean, I think like you can talk all
• 20:04
  Speaker 1: day long about like and like, I'm sure it's going
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: to come up, but like all of the all of
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: the hard times we've gone through as a family.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: I'm crying.
• 20:14
  Speaker 1: It's embarrassed Jesus Christ Tyler.
• 20:16
  Speaker 5: I thought they would.
• 20:17
  Speaker 1: I thought the lawyer said that tears would help.
• 20:20
  Speaker 6: Here I go, go, Well, you thought I'm sorry.
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Don't even remember what I was going to say.
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: It was probably something good. I'm an idiot. I'm a
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: fucking idiot.
• 20:34
  Speaker 5: No, I'm always the problem. It's my fault, it's not.
• 20:38
  Speaker 1: You just keep distracting me, always distracting me. I'm trying
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: to work and you keep asking me to play pickleball,
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: and I don't want to play pickles.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to get you interested in something I like,
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: which is pickleball with the guys, I feel like you
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: really like it.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Why are you never interested in Desperate Housewives? Rewatch with
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: the Girls podcast. I'll tell you why I'm not touching.
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I'll tell you you've seen it three times already.
• 20:59
  Speaker 5: Tell me what's going on.
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: Sorry, I wanted to listen to you.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: Guys, we've been talking.
• 21:06
  Speaker 5: You're a good listener.
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: What what did you mean by that?
• 21:10
  Speaker 5: Don't fuck him?
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: I'll tell you why I don't touch you right now.
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: I'm not letting you lost handholding privileges like they have
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: because you watched the last episode of Bridgerton without me,
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: and I told you you can't watch things to wait
• 21:26
  Speaker 4: for me. Tell you at home.
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: It never happened us that it never happened to us.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: Well, the boys were talking about Bridgerton and I was
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: about to go into work. I was about to go
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: into one of our pitch meetings and they were going
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: to pitch me all this Bridgerton stuff, and I was
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: gonna go, like a damn ass fool.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: You're the head of the company, Just say my wife
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: didn't come home from pilates in time.
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: To watch Bridgerton and talk about it at a workplace.
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: That's toxic. That's toxic, but I have to bridgeton together,
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: so like, I don't even care, like.
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: But you know that our TV time is something I
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: hold dear. It's the closest I can say next to
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: you without icking.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: Well, I'm down to watch any kind of TV.
• 22:04
  Speaker 4: Just wait for me, then, if you're going to commit
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: to a show, wait for me.
• 22:08
  Speaker 5: Well, you were out until four in the morning.
• 22:10
  Speaker 4: Pilates is tough.
• 22:12
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and it shouldn't be that tough.
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: What do you mean it should be tough?
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: I saw you being dropped off on the ring cam.
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: We don't have to talk about this here, but I
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: saw you with somebody. Do you want to tell me
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: about him?
• 22:24
  Speaker 5: My uber driver?
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah, pounding you with gum, with water, giving.
• 22:34
  Speaker 5: You so many gifts.
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: I don't accept gifts from women, So what the fuck
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: are you doing accepting gifts from men in a car?
• 22:42
  Speaker 4: When a man offers a woman water, that's not a gift.
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: But when a woman offers me a diamond ring.
• 22:49
  Speaker 3: That I've kind of lost the plant.
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I actually don't know what the threat is is it?
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: Are they in trouble for this or are they just
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: kind of hashing things out?
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: Two outs in the bottom of the inning. I'm tired
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: of that. You're keeping me on the bottom ring.
• 23:07
  Speaker 5: What the heck?
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 23:08
  Speaker 1: I don't know sports heck, guys, I want to I
• 23:11
  Speaker 1: want to offer something because well, I don't know if
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: we should announce it here.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: I bek we should.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: If it's you guys, it can't be another hand.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: We have announced a Kickstarter. It is a charity for
• 23:24
  Speaker 1: it gives clothing to people who want it.
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: You a deep are you talking about a deep?
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: Do to the case storry. We're giving to this wonderful
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: charity that gives clothing to people who want it.
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, who want it, like really bad and who and
• 23:40
  Speaker 1: who would benefit from it and it would be good
• 23:42
  Speaker 1: for them to have on their YouTube channel to wear.
• 23:45
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: And I know you guys have heard the rumors and
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: the buzz online and we just want to say, no,
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: that's not true. It's we're not giving money to an
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: Amazon A card and then buying clothes on Amazon. That's
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: not what it is. It's actually a lot more different.
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: It's a lot more special. And sometimes you just shouldn't
• 24:03
  Speaker 3: believe what you hear online.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: That's so funny because one of my favorite media essayss
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: on YouTube Fruity Pepple's newspaper.
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: Not Fry Pepple's newspapers. You mean Angela. You mean Angela.
• 24:17
  Speaker 4: Freddy Pepple's newspaper.
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: I'll use her real video.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: And I know you guys are friends in real life.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I know you guys are friends in real life.
• 24:27
  Speaker 4: And we almost went to college together almost.
• 24:30
  Speaker 2: You respect this. She almost went to college with my wife.
• 24:34
  Speaker 2: They have deep ties.
• 24:35
  Speaker 4: We almost went to college together.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Theyied deep Okay, what what did she say? What did
• 24:41
  Speaker 3: she say about us?
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: She brought up in her video essay the receipts of
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: all the Kickstarter money going to All Saints, the clothing
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: brand All Saints.
• 24:51
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I am one of those needy people who needs
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: and wants clothing. Clothing for designers, clothing from from hotelier's,
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: clothing from luxury bespoke brands. I am one of those
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: people who wants clothing.
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: Don't you dare make I.
• 25:13
  Speaker 4: Am one of those people.
• 25:16
  Speaker 1: So yes, I am a beneficiary of the Kickstarter to
• 25:20
  Speaker 1: give clothing to people who want it.
• 25:22
  Speaker 4: What I don't understand.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: It's crystal clear it's getting money to buy I don't
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: know why she's in trouble for this.
• 25:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know why she's getting money to buy clothes.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know why. I don't know why. Our family
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: has come under firef.
• 25:38
  Speaker 3: Crazy, the things, the threats that we're getting.
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: Lady being stalked online, are being stalked.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: It's by people asking where the money has gone. We
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: don't have those answers.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Are stalking us online, meaning that when we post, they
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: comment on it and they say where are those answers?
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: And that's stalking us.
• 25:59
  Speaker 5: Look are stalking There is an unhealthy.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: So sorry, that's happening to you.
• 26:05
  Speaker 5: Let's talk about this.
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: There's an unhealthy relationship with us, the creators, and you,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: the audience. When I was on the Influencer's cruise a
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago.
• 26:16
  Speaker 3: We were all there about that because we were there.
• 26:19
  Speaker 5: We were all there. You heard about it because you
• 26:20
  Speaker 5: were there.
• 26:21
  Speaker 3: And we have a lot to apologize.
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: But yeah, I mean I heard it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: I couldn't get a single crab lag without people trying
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: to talk to me about drama.
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: What's going on?
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: I heard your pizza place is putting cleaning supplies in
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: the pizza sauce.
• 26:34
  Speaker 4: Like It's like, my god, that's the ludicrous. That's so
• 26:37
  Speaker 4: bonkers to me. That like that, like commenters can start
• 26:42
  Speaker 4: a little seed of nothing, Like it's.
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: A vicious rumor.
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: People are sneaking their own windex into my restaurants, and
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: I know that I've seen that. We are seeing people's
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: pockets they're blue, We're seeing their mouths are blue because
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: they're sneaking supplies in my restaurants. Like, I know you
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: think we're some type of troll. I know you think
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: we're some meme. But this is real life, like my baby, Like,
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: this is real life. I got it, me and my baby,
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: this is real life.
• 27:12
  Speaker 4: Like like I'm there is footage of a fourteen year
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: old fan in our merch taking off a piece of
• 27:18
  Speaker 4: pepperoni and putting a tide pod on it, And that's
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: sickening to me.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Where do you guys come up with this stuff? The
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: crazy Town Store? That stuff is not crazy Town Store. Literally, yeah, I.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: Do swear that some of you are trying to go
• 27:33
  Speaker 1: to the crazy Town Store and buy things that will
• 27:36
  Speaker 1: destroy our family.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: We are just humble people just trying to have joy
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: and spread it online.
• 27:42
  Speaker 4: But I want to say, like because of this, like
• 27:44
  Speaker 4: we are using the same weapons you're using. We're using
• 27:47
  Speaker 4: them back right and I feel like that's how we've
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: had power. My husband has the best substack I've ever
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: read in my entire life.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Thank your substack is so good. The way that you
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: keep on new paragraphs and keep on doing news.
• 27:58
  Speaker 4: If you're going to start a war in the comment,
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: my husband's going to pick up a sword and create
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: a substack.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: You guys should follow me at a fat fucking Myers alas, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: my newsletter and I'm gonna be sending.
• 28:17
  Speaker 5: I'm sending so many things.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: I've been voted on substack number one most memes on
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• 28:25
  Speaker 5: Visual Substack. It's the freaking future. Cheers the freaking weekend
• 28:29
  Speaker 5: in the future.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: Tyler has an amazing blue sky.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: Thank you really try about your blue sky. I kind
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: of try to do funnybe it's so funny.
• 28:36
  Speaker 5: Thanks. I've never heard the word amazing and blue sky.
• 28:39
  Speaker 3: Come on, I'm trying to.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Do kind of has an incredible blue sky.
• 28:42
  Speaker 5: That doesn't exist.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: That's an amazing blue will.
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: Only ever be made at best.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: No, it's pretty funny actually.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: Things he puts on blue sky and stitch.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: Woman Okay, yeah, I actually love to read one.
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: I don't want my husband in stitches. Excuse me, he's gonna.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Be in one because Tyler is fucking funny on this.
• 29:03
  Speaker 4: Hey, woman to woman, don't talk to him like that.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, but he walking around acting like he's the
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: only one with a text based platform kind of makes
• 29:14
  Speaker 1: me sick because I see how hard Tyler works. I
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: see how hard day.
• 29:19
  Speaker 5: You have to cry back back. If you don't cry back, then.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: You don't love the day.
• 29:29
  Speaker 5: Cry back for me.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Your your tears too much tears cry.
• 29:34
  Speaker 5: You look like you're I'm just trying to help you.
• 29:36
  Speaker 5: You look like you know you can't. They shut me
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: down website.
• 29:44
  Speaker 1: You know, and we were really good at that.
• 29:46
  Speaker 5: I thought we were the best actor.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: You better cry right now, and if you accidentally I'm
• 29:49
  Speaker 2: going to think you're trying to start that website up again.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: Okay, here's one.
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Say what you just said again in my face.
• 29:58
  Speaker 5: You better cry to defend my honor against her. And
• 30:01
  Speaker 5: if you don't and you accidentally fart instead, I'm gonna
• 30:05
  Speaker 5: think you're starting up that website again to make money
• 30:08
  Speaker 5: on the side to buy that.
• 30:10
  Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, listen to his Blue Sky please please please,
• 30:18
  Speaker 1: My baby works so hard.
• 30:20
  Speaker 5: I'll just take you that long to pull this up.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: That's how deep blue Sky folders.
• 30:25
  Speaker 5: Hey, Trump, go take a dump.
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: I worked on that one.
• 30:32
  Speaker 1: For a Yeah, great job, baby, baby, you're doing so good.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I kind of do like funny political stuff. What hey,
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Mike Johnson, why don't you grow a Johnson? Okay, come on, Dave,
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: stop stop, come on, babe. Jessica she has.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: Some amazing jokes. She's really funny. She has this blonde
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  Speaker 5: joke that makes me lose my fucking one it.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: What's worse than a YouTuber with bangs?
• 31:07
  Speaker 5: What?
• 31:08
  Speaker 4: What a YouTuber with blonde?
• 31:12
  Speaker 1: That's funny? I think that's really funny.
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: I don't like that. I think that I didn't like yours.
• 31:18
  Speaker 5: I didn't like yours.
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Mine was actually kind of political and smart.
• 31:20
  Speaker 5: So where is this smart?
• 31:25
  Speaker 1: Favorite musical?
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: And three one two three hairspray?
• 31:29
  Speaker 5: I don't know why I know why.
• 31:32
  Speaker 4: These are some things you can catch.
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: Hey, hi, guys, we are artists and artists artist artists.
• 31:38
  Speaker 2: You've been watching our show, Uh, But the thing is
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: we also have a Patreon where we hang out just
• 31:42
  Speaker 2: as ourselves. We let our hair down. We have like
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: four extra hours of content every month for you h
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: for a five dollars tier, you get after shows, you
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: get special challenges. I wrote an entire screenplay in a
• 31:53
  Speaker 2: day and we did a table read of it.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you get crazy amount of extra stuff. That is
• 31:58
  Speaker 4: just us being ourselves for such cheap price. We have
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: a five dollars tier. You can come party. We all
• 32:03
  Speaker 4: change our names and have little aliases on there.
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  Speaker 5: We love our patrons and we'd love for you to
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  Speaker 5: join us.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: It also really really helps us because we love to
• 32:12
  Speaker 2: bring this to you for free on YouTube, and we
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  Speaker 2: want to keep doing that.
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: So see you there.
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: Guys.
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: We gotta stop parent We gotta stopparenting.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Lead.
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: We all know why we're here. The footage of the
• 32:25
  Speaker 5: crews came out.
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, let's talk about this.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: It's why the four of us were brought in. We've
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: been in trouble a lot, but I think we'll take
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: a stab at the apologizing first.
• 32:35
  Speaker 5: If you'll give us a second and we can cut this,
• 32:37
  Speaker 5: we can use this later in our own content.
• 32:40
  Speaker 4: That'd be awesome.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: That's cool.
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, Because my.
• 32:45
  Speaker 5: Ring light broke because they dropped it in gatorade.
• 32:47
  Speaker 7: Hi.
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: So, yeah, this is our third time trying to record
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: this video.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: I just sorry. Our dog keeps it coming up, buddy,
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: just off screen. No, I have to appallologize. We have
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: to apologize.
• 33:01
  Speaker 1: Sorry, buddy. We have to apologize, buddy. We have to
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: apologize because people are trying to tear apart our family.
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: They're trying to be mad at us.
• 33:09
  Speaker 1: They're trying to tear apart our family.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Our dog isn't a honey baked ham.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, come on screen, on dog. We are starting a
• 33:20
  Speaker 1: This is not the official video, but we are starting
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a kickstarter for cameras Shy Dogs.
• 33:24
  Speaker 5: If you want to camera, do.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: Go for it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we have some stuff to talk about. We never
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: wanted to make this video. Recently some cruise footage came
• 33:38
  Speaker 3: out and mm hmm, yeah it's true.
• 33:43
  Speaker 5: We are it's true.
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: We guys have an idea.
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: Why don't you apologize for us and we'll apologize for you.
• 33:52
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: There has to be a reason why they put two
• 33:55
  Speaker 4: couples on one video.
• 33:57
  Speaker 5: Well, because our drama is tied together.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: I know.
• 34:01
  Speaker 4: So, just I think it'll be better legally if we
• 34:04
  Speaker 4: don't say what we did. You say what we did,
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: and we'll say what you say smart never never, never.
• 34:12
  Speaker 1: Coming out of mouths, but we get to apologize. You're
• 34:15
  Speaker 1: a genius.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Thanks queen.
• 34:17
  Speaker 5: This is why I love this woman. He's crazy.
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: You guys, are you guys are electric?
• 34:22
  Speaker 5: We can tell that you guys are so we can
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: tell you guys are electric. We're electric and we actually
• 34:27
  Speaker 5: love elect You can't call yourself electric electric because.
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: We feed off of other people's live So when you're electric,
• 34:34
  Speaker 1: we're electric.
• 34:35
  Speaker 5: And we can tell God you guys can.
• 34:38
  Speaker 4: You guys electric?
• 34:39
  Speaker 5: You guys are electric?
• 34:41
  Speaker 4: Interrupted? I'm sorry to interrupted.
• 34:42
  Speaker 1: We so on behalf of our friend or not even
• 34:46
  Speaker 1: on behalf of them.
• 34:48
  Speaker 6: We'd like to apologize, or someone would making sure all
• 34:54
  Speaker 6: the food and the shrimp was not eaten by anybody
• 34:58
  Speaker 6: but our friends wasn't cool on them.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: And going around and openly flirting and hitting on and
• 35:07
  Speaker 3: making out with different people was not cool on them.
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: It was not cool on them. And unscrewing all the
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: safety screws in the big carnival cruise slide so that
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: the slide would break for a big video that we
• 35:22
  Speaker 1: were going to release on both channels, not cool on them,
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: not cool on them. They are very sorry for running
• 35:29
  Speaker 1: around with a wrench and undoing all of the safety screws.
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: And then they really are sorry for that one crew
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: guy that found it, the guy who works on the
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: cruise and them trying to push him off.
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: That guy smelled like mildew.
• 35:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so they are very sorry for to his family.
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: They sorry to his family. Luckily he was found, yes,
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: unfortunately not alive.
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: We are sorry about that, but found, which doesn't always
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: happen in the oceans.
• 36:02
  Speaker 3: The family has comfort knowing exactly what happened. So, yeah,
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: they're really sorry. And you can subscribe to them if
• 36:09
  Speaker 3: you want to hear the rest of their apology, and
• 36:11
  Speaker 3: subscribe to their Patreon if you want to get exclusive
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: content on their apology. Kind of behind the scenes and bts.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: They got the idea to apologize, like the moral ramifications
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: that they came to that you're not going to get
• 36:24
  Speaker 1: on the main channel.
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: So an after show apology, yeah.
• 36:27
  Speaker 1: Sort of like they break down each apology.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: It's really fun, not as.
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: The people apologizing but as themselves.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: You should jump on, You should jump on and subscribe.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, really good.
• 36:40
  Speaker 5: We're electric.
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: We're electric, looking elect We're electric.
• 36:44
  Speaker 5: God, God, god God, hey Boxes, I can't believe we're
• 36:53
  Speaker 5: actually making this video. Jump cut?
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 37:00
  Speaker 5: Are you good? Yeah?
• 37:06
  Speaker 4: Yes, we were on the YouTuber cruise.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Let's take it back. Jump cut, Hey Boxes, jump cut.
• 37:19
  Speaker 5: Why don't you take the lead and I'll I'll insert myself.
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: Where I see them.
• 37:25
  Speaker 5: You know, the editor is just like me to say
• 37:27
  Speaker 5: jump cut.
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: I know, but he boxes me and I can't think straight.
• 37:31
  Speaker 5: Well, that's okay. To our editors, please find the jump
• 37:37
  Speaker 5: cuts wherever you think. Can you just do a visual cue.
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: They're gonna be up all night because you know, I'm
• 37:43
  Speaker 2: gonna have notes for them if they don't know what
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: the jump cuts are.
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: So then do a visual cueue for the jump cuts.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: I just can't We'll do that, okay, great, hey Boxes.
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: We we want to talk to you right now about
• 37:56
  Speaker 4: how something has come up in the media and we
• 37:59
  Speaker 4: always want to get ahead of it and we want
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: to talk to you about it.
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: It's so hard to talk about this.
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: Our friends, our dear friends, we went on a cruise
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: ship with they did some stuff that they don't feel
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: good about.
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: First of all, we want to apologize to the actor
• 38:15
  Speaker 4: who was playing Goofy on the cruise.
• 38:18
  Speaker 5: This wasn't a.
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: Disney cruise and you didn't have to be there. Our
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: friends took that personally. They didn't like this discrepancy, and
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: they they began to be rate you and tease you.
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: They tied your ears into a big bow and they
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: hooked you onto the zip line and you flew around
• 38:34
  Speaker 2: until your head came off, and then you fell.
• 38:37
  Speaker 5: Into a.
• 38:40
  Speaker 1: Sorry, can you not use the word until it because
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: then it sounds like it makes the zipline the cause
• 38:46
  Speaker 1: of the head falling off when those are two unrelated facts.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: They're completely different. You tied the zip line and it
• 38:52
  Speaker 3: just so happened.
• 38:53
  Speaker 1: That his headfa and his head fall off, and that
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: also happened.
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: To the zipline that you were connected the costume. And
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: then also in another instance, the head came off and
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: you fell into the jella bar and hurts your neck.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: We also want to apologize to the two girls who
• 39:18
  Speaker 4: were at the jello bar.
• 39:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of crazy stuff that happened. With
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: a video they released named we Pranked a cruise ship
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: into thinking somebody went overboard. Honey Bag Cham was floating
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: in the ocean and the coastguard came to save it.
• 39:38
  Speaker 4: And we want to apologize to the Coastguard for all
• 39:42
  Speaker 4: of the resources used on getting a ham out of
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: the ocean. That was not our friend's intent.
• 39:52
  Speaker 5: Our friends also.
• 39:55
  Speaker 2: Are very very very very sorry for all the things
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: that they said when they're uh YouTube mics accidentally were
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: patched into the karaoke machine and all those opinions they had.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah about how danger species, Yeah, I'll say it. In
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: danger species are dying for a reason because they're weak, and.
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: That the dodo birds coming. It's true that the dodo
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: birds I think quotes slimy bitches.
• 40:28
  Speaker 5: Dodo birds were slimy bitches.
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: They should be dead. And we don't regret anything we've done,
• 40:32
  Speaker 4: and I stand by that.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry. We're trying to help you.
• 40:36
  Speaker 1: I know I'm not supposed to.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: Guy, I don't know.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: If birds are.
• 40:40
  Speaker 3: Dumb as dumb dumb birds, they should be called dumb
• 40:43
  Speaker 3: dumb birds instead of dodo Birdsky.
• 40:46
  Speaker 5: Okay, hold on, glad, We're not bad, right.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: It's almost like we're electric electric We are feeding off
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: of your energy.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Yes, so we are electric.
• 40:57
  Speaker 5: Later, I've got some wild ideas. Where do you guys live?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: You live in Orlando?
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: In Orlando over talking about you gotta come over. You've
• 41:09
  Speaker 3: got to come over.
• 41:09
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to We're like, do some content, some content.
• 41:13
  Speaker 1: We can collab.
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: We can do a collab.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: A collab.
• 41:16
  Speaker 5: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: You know when I hear collab, I get pulled in.
• 41:22
  Speaker 5: Maybe don't just the word alone. Don't get pulled in
• 41:25
  Speaker 5: because you won't let me touch you to pull you
• 41:26
  Speaker 5: back out.
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: Don't just pull me back out, but respect my demand.
• 41:30
  Speaker 5: Don't worry I happened. We're both deeply in love couples.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: Nothing's going to happen.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: I would do.
• 41:35
  Speaker 4: Anything for my husband and I and I know that
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: maybe like maybe it looks like what like I won't
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: let him touch me, I won't let him be a
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: part of my life. I won't let him near me.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: I would do anything for my husband. And that goes
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: to our watchers too, our box heads. I would do
• 41:51
  Speaker 4: anything for this man.
• 41:53
  Speaker 3: I would do anything for this one.
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: And to the van lifers out there, to the Mick
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: Jackson Lifersam Life, we mentioned that briefly, we did briefly, briefly, briefly.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Like it's our content, so maybe don't step up.
• 42:07
  Speaker 1: It's like it's our content.
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: Wow, I.
• 42:13
  Speaker 1: This man and our family is so special.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: Stop baby so special, And I'm.
• 42:19
  Speaker 1: Glad they found that Ham.
• 42:23
  Speaker 5: Was a child to me.
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: You can't say that because Ham was a child to me.
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: Don't understand.
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: To get pregnant because she doesn't want to. She can't
• 42:35
  Speaker 3: get pregnant because she.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Doesn't want I don't want to. I don't want to
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: and I don't feel like it.
• 42:40
  Speaker 3: We can't have kids because we don't want kids.
• 42:42
  Speaker 4: We can't have so funny, because we can't have kids
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: because I don't want to have sex with him. What
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: we can't have kids because I don't want to have
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: sex with my husband.
• 42:53
  Speaker 2: My wife has a real genetic disorder where I'm not
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: attractive to her. We've guarded the doctors, there's nothing.
• 43:00
  Speaker 4: I'm so sorry, and we work so much harder than
• 43:03
  Speaker 4: other couples to trying to make it work.
• 43:05
  Speaker 2: We've seen therapists. We've literally gone to therapy. We have
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: gone to physical therapy. I have gotten surgeries to make
• 43:13
  Speaker 2: myself seem more attractive to her.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: And it's the disorder, like I don't know, I don't
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: She's born with it. She was born unattracted to me.
• 43:21
  Speaker 5: And there's a thing that I can do about that.
• 43:22
  Speaker 4: And the doctors say, like, the odds of someone like
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: me marrying someone like you, who's the only person in
• 43:29
  Speaker 4: my body, I'm sorry, the only person my body cannot
• 43:32
  Speaker 4: look at, yeah is a medical moth.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: Wow. Yeah, it's like amazing, we've gotten this far. It's amazing.
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: We've kissed ever, it's amazing and firing story.
• 43:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the odds she doesn't want to be with me
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: yet we are together and every day we fight.
• 43:47
  Speaker 4: That you're so hard, that is.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: That's so different from us. That's so different because like,
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: I think the only thing that we have is that
• 43:54
  Speaker 3: we're both ridiculously ridiculously hot.
• 43:56
  Speaker 5: That's like kind of that's kind of what we we.
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: We have that in common that we found each other
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: in that class, because I feel like I have sort
• 44:03
  Speaker 1: of a in a way that you have this you
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: were born with this genetic predisposition to not be attracted
• 44:09
  Speaker 1: to him. I think I was born with sort of
• 44:11
  Speaker 1: a like a a genetic like hot meter where I
• 44:14
  Speaker 1: can tell if someone's hot.
• 44:16
  Speaker 3: And I locked it and we both looked at each
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: other and said, wait a second, we're both hot.
• 44:19
  Speaker 5: Hold on.
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Yeah, So we have that in common.
• 44:22
  Speaker 1: That's what we have in common?
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: Should we talk about, like, talk about your first video?
• 44:25
  Speaker 5: Because I know you know the beginning. Time's yeah that
• 44:30
  Speaker 5: we got it. We got like two lost in the
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: on the ship.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: Why don't we play it? Why don't we play for
• 44:34
  Speaker 3: some old memories our first videos? Blastform bass and I
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: think it'll win as people back because I remember, Okay,
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: you guys, do you want to play your first video?
• 44:45
  Speaker 5: Oh? Sure, sure, yeah, Okay, here it is?
• 44:50
  Speaker 2: Is it?
• 44:50
  Speaker 5: It's on right you see? Don't think so? Yeah? The
• 44:53
  Speaker 5: red what's up? Guys? Hey, it's Myers and.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: It's miny as in Cyrus and is in Fort.
• 45:03
  Speaker 5: We're here. You're so cute.
• 45:09
  Speaker 2: We're here outside of uh, outside of the Santa Monica
• 45:13
  Speaker 2: Pier and we're going to open up a little box
• 45:16
  Speaker 2: and I'm so excited.
• 45:18
  Speaker 5: What do you think, baby?
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: In the box? I got you something. We're going in
• 45:44
  Speaker 5: the water. I love you, love you baby. Wow.
• 45:51
  Speaker 4: YouTube videos were so much shorter back then.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: I told you were so happy.
• 45:56
  Speaker 1: I remember. I think that was like the happiest person
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: I've ever seen.
• 45:59
  Speaker 3: You guys are the exact same now. It's like nothing
• 46:02
  Speaker 3: is changed.
• 46:02
  Speaker 4: It was a little force right.
• 46:05
  Speaker 5: It felt good different.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: It's the same energy where I can't tell if you
• 46:08
  Speaker 1: guys are siblings are dating and like.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's all YouTube couples.
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: You guys were like, it's so in love and it's
• 46:15
  Speaker 3: the exact same Like the youtame is that was a
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: little like what was going like something.
• 46:21
  Speaker 5: Like almost deeply unsettling.
• 46:24
  Speaker 3: I will say that it was cute and then it
• 46:26
  Speaker 3: got un settled. I went back to cute and then
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: set cute and then what does.
• 46:32
  Speaker 1: It say about society that everyone latched onto that and
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: raised any red.
• 46:35
  Speaker 5: Flag and like I laughing like you were being held hostage. Yeah,
• 46:40
  Speaker 5: I know you were just nervous. Yeah, it looks like
• 46:43
  Speaker 5: like the movie Smile or something.
• 46:45
  Speaker 4: Because that shows I'm sorry, well I'm gonna get choked out,
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: don't get choked up. That's how little I chose this
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: life that like on camera naturally, Look how uncomfortable I
• 46:55
  Speaker 4: look in this first video.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you've really adjusted and I've almost like.
• 46:59
  Speaker 4: Been forced to just like drench my system down.
• 47:03
  Speaker 5: And you were there was a meme laughing wife that
• 47:06
  Speaker 5: you were laughing or whatever, and that's what funny.
• 47:08
  Speaker 2: People People don't remember that we were started as a
• 47:10
  Speaker 2: joke and people didn't like us, and then we we persisted.
• 47:14
  Speaker 4: That they went Why it went wild?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: We had what I think it was three thousand views
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: in the first day, and then the next day twenty
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: seven million views because I think Michael Strahan posted it.
• 47:26
  Speaker 5: You guys, it was like you went on the Sherry
• 47:30
  Speaker 5: Shepherd Show and since and thank god for.
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: Miles because he did all the talking.
• 47:35
  Speaker 5: I was just.
• 47:38
  Speaker 4: Froze. I'm sorry.
• 47:39
  Speaker 5: It's just nice when it's just get the fuck over it.
• 47:42
  Speaker 1: Let's watch yours, Okay, Okay, okay, let's play it.
• 47:48
  Speaker 5: Hey. Hi, it's the Mick Jackson.
• 47:54
  Speaker 2: Hi.
• 47:56
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, are we doing that?
• 47:57
  Speaker 3: I don't know we do this?
• 47:58
  Speaker 5: Oh god, Oh my god.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Okay, well we're here. I'm doing my husband's makeup.
• 48:06
  Speaker 3: This is gonna be embarrassing, honey, make up on a boy,
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: make up on a boy.
• 48:12
  Speaker 5: It's stupid?
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: What what?
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so silly and stupid. There's no way.
• 48:19
  Speaker 1: Okay, makeup on a boy is the silliest, stupidest, crazy.
• 48:23
  Speaker 5: Okay, So do you know what this is?
• 48:26
  Speaker 3: What is this black paint?
• 48:28
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 48:29
  Speaker 1: It's mess scare, baby, it's mass scare. Okay, okay, And
• 48:34
  Speaker 1: then I gotta put it on your eyelashes ahead.
• 48:39
  Speaker 5: Wow, okay, okay, actually there's kind of good. Okay, wow, yeah, okay.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I don't really get this makeup thing, but I'm sure
• 48:48
  Speaker 3: it works for some people or whatever.
• 48:50
  Speaker 5: Do you know what this is?
• 48:52
  Speaker 3: What is this red paint or something?
• 48:53
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like blush baby.
• 48:55
  Speaker 1: Oh okay, he doesn't know what we go through.
• 48:58
  Speaker 5: I don't know what this is.
• 49:00
  Speaker 3: I just don't get it. Okay, I just don't get it.
• 49:02
  Speaker 1: On your cheeks.
• 49:04
  Speaker 5: Wow, he looks kind of good. This is so fun.
• 49:08
  Speaker 5: This is so you rock.
• 49:10
  Speaker 4: Do you know what this is?
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: What is this?
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: This is like more red paint?
• 49:16
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 49:16
  Speaker 1: The lipstick?
• 49:19
  Speaker 5: Okay, I've never heard of that.
• 49:23
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, okay, Oh wow, he looks kind of good.
• 49:30
  Speaker 5: This is stupid.
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: How good I look? I feel great.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: That's crazy make up on a boy.
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: It's so weird.
• 49:36
  Speaker 5: Maybe we should apologize for that one. Yeah, do not age.
• 49:42
  Speaker 2: I did not.
• 49:42
  Speaker 3: I did not remember. That was our first video.
• 49:44
  Speaker 1: We're so sorry for that video.
• 49:48
  Speaker 3: We buried that, we took that off the internet. It
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: was a different time and I was a different person.
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: We've done a lot of learning since then.
• 49:56
  Speaker 3: We've watched a lot of makeup tutorials.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: Know makeup now, he knows what these things are.
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: And I don't think make up on a boy is
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: stupid ever. I think it's awesome, it's rad, and I
• 50:08
  Speaker 3: support everyone.
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I.
• 50:12
  Speaker 5: Look, it's just hard because yours was so cute and
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: ours was so bad.
• 50:19
  Speaker 4: Ours was pretty bad.
• 50:20
  Speaker 3: I don't know, I just make up on a boy
• 50:22
  Speaker 3: is stupid, like multiple times, I know, but like, look
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: what I just did.
• 50:25
  Speaker 4: On camera for a really long time. Yeah, I mean
• 50:29
  Speaker 4: I think, sure, yours is kind of bad, but yours is.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: Kind of Yours is kind of bad in a weird
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: way that doesn't hold up. Ours is kind of bad
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: in a way that feels like you're watching like an.
• 50:40
  Speaker 4: Do you guys feel like as YouTubers, if we continuously
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: make mistakes online, they'll all just kind of blend in
• 50:48
  Speaker 4: together and be one big mistake, Like like like I
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: forgot that that was your guys first video because I
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: was thinking about the time you like kidnapped that goofy
• 50:55
  Speaker 4: guy and brought you.
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: There's so many videos and then we apologie for it,
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: and then we if you watch our second video, we
• 51:03
  Speaker 3: also messed up, and so we have to apologize for that.
• 51:04
  Speaker 4: So actually it's like dominos.
• 51:06
  Speaker 5: Every single video we're apologizing.
• 51:08
  Speaker 1: So we try to maintain a straight video to apology
• 51:13
  Speaker 1: video one to one ratio, and we find that it
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: helps with like pewer retention because they're like, oh, they
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: said something kind of weird while I Am going to
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: watch the apology video.
• 51:23
  Speaker 5: Fir the truth, Like Wow, the drama a perfect part two.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: But how did we get here?
• 51:29
  Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying.
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Like, that's what I'm saying, Like we've come so far,
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: like like we we were just unboxing and suddenly we're
• 51:38
  Speaker 2: dealing with these crimes, like maritime laws coming after us
• 51:41
  Speaker 2: for these things we did about hoarding all the shrimp,
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: which apparently is illegal.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: Literally, show me a law that's that.
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: Show me a law that I'm not allowed to take
• 51:49
  Speaker 2: a bucket to the buffet and take all the shrimp.
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: Then lock the kids up for hiding this officer, Yeah,
• 51:55
  Speaker 4: what are you talking about?
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: Show me a law that you can't make a crypto
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: for teens? Like show literally, show law.
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: Please, show me a law where you can't make an
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: MLM for deodorant?
• 52:06
  Speaker 3: Ye, show show me and show everyone else like literally,
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: like how did we get here?
• 52:11
  Speaker 4: I think that's what happened here. When everything has a comment,
• 52:14
  Speaker 4: set you right, And like I urge everyone in the
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: comments of this video to say something that they did wrong.
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Like show me a law that doesn't say that I
• 52:23
  Speaker 2: can't post the address of a commenter who says my
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: wife looks a little bloated.
• 52:27
  Speaker 5: Show me the law. Show me the law.
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: Show me the law that tells me if a pistols
• 52:32
  Speaker 4: in a box, once I take it, I can do
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: whatever I want with it. That pistol wasn't mine.
• 52:39
  Speaker 5: Show me the law that says something like that.
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: I mean, show me a law that says you can't
• 52:47
  Speaker 3: use a honey baked ham for a godfather.
• 52:50
  Speaker 1: Show me a law where you can't make up a
• 52:53
  Speaker 1: college fund, and then make a sort of like the
• 52:56
  Speaker 1: movie Accepted with Justin Long. Just do that in real life,
• 53:00
  Speaker 1: but for but for money, and you you take all
• 53:02
  Speaker 1: the money and you go to All Saints and you
• 53:04
  Speaker 1: buy a bag.
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: There's no law, there's no law.
• 53:07
  Speaker 3: There's no law.
• 53:08
  Speaker 5: There's no law.
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: And to be honest, I think some of you like
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: to see us fail. I think some of you like
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: to see us bad. I think some of you like
• 53:17
  Speaker 2: to see us messed up. Because it makes you feel
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: better about your life. Yes, Scott forbid.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: Something that happens to us, so nothing that happens to
• 53:24
  Speaker 5: you go off.
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: Like Maybe it's easier to ignore what you're doing wrong
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: when you watch somebody else doing something else wronger and weirder,
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: like stealing go.
• 53:36
  Speaker 5: Off from my wife too, Well, you're going off for me?
• 53:39
  Speaker 5: Why would you go off for her?
• 53:40
  Speaker 3: I know?
• 53:42
  Speaker 2: Was what I said?
• 53:42
  Speaker 4: Crazy? I like?
• 53:44
  Speaker 1: Was what I said?
• 53:45
  Speaker 5: It was right?
• 53:46
  Speaker 1: What are you saying?
• 53:47
  Speaker 4: Off?
• 53:55
  Speaker 3: Go off?
• 53:58
  Speaker 5: Go off?
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I don't feel I don't.
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: He's got something, there's something interesting there.
• 54:03
  Speaker 1: What the fuck?
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: She's nervous, you're nervous. She's going back to.
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: She's reverting. Come back to me, babe, Babe, they've come back.
• 54:37
  Speaker 7: They've come back, babell my finger.
• 54:46
  Speaker 2: Touch me.
• 54:46
  Speaker 5: It's so crazy.
• 54:49
  Speaker 3: Because it feels like their relationship changed over time, but
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: we've stayed the exact same. We are the same people
• 54:57
  Speaker 3: from the first video to the last video.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: I I don't think we've learned anything.
• 55:02
  Speaker 4: What's better to not change it all or to change
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: too much?
• 55:05
  Speaker 3: If you don't change, comment you think is better.
• 55:09
  Speaker 4: My husband was talking.
• 55:14
  Speaker 3: My husband was speaking, you're gonna go off on me,
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: you're gonna really go off on me?
• 55:21
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can go off on whoever.
• 55:22
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go off on my husband.
• 55:24
  Speaker 5: I'm learn adult woman.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: Try to go off on me.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: I dare you, dare you to go off on my hun?
• 55:30
  Speaker 5: Dare me to go off on? Dare you to go
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: to see you go off on me? Go off on me?
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: Come on, I'll go off on you go off on me.
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: That was great. I think your tweets are bad.
• 55:46
  Speaker 5: They're blue skies. I specifically don't use Twitter anymore.
• 55:49
  Speaker 1: They're called sky I think your forehead's big. Don't listen
• 55:54
  Speaker 1: to her never even.
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: I think your chin looks like a butt. Don't listen
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: to get away that doesn't look like a butt chin,
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: but looks like a but don't listen to her about
• 56:02
  Speaker 4: that either. I think you smell like asshole.
• 56:05
  Speaker 5: Whoa God, I'm so attracted to you right now, I
• 56:07
  Speaker 5: wish the same.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: I can't, babe, it's just my disorder.
• 56:12
  Speaker 5: That specialist. We have to special it's a specialist. He
• 56:18
  Speaker 5: can make you attracted to me.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: He says, he's just gotta do some I don't know
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: he's hot though.
• 56:23
  Speaker 5: He said it's holistic.
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: He said that it's experimental, but there's some trials that
• 56:26
  Speaker 2: they're doing, and they've found some trials.
• 56:29
  Speaker 5: Babe, save me, go off on the trial, go off
• 56:31
  Speaker 5: on me.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to go off on you. Then go
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: off because you don't come to my husband. You don't
• 56:38
  Speaker 1: come to my husband and you say these things. You
• 56:40
  Speaker 1: don't come to my husband and say these things. You
• 56:43
  Speaker 1: all come to my husband and you say these things.
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: Your hair, sure, oh yeah, your jacket long, your feet,
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: both of those things.
• 56:53
  Speaker 5: I meant those to be.
• 56:55
  Speaker 3: Wait a second, I don't think you meant it, babe.
• 56:58
  Speaker 3: What you're pregnant?
• 57:00
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, I'm pregnant.
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: That's a receipt from want to show a receipt from
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: a delis.
• 57:10
  Speaker 5: Receipt at the I mean, if you guys want to
• 57:19
  Speaker 5: follow along, you could follow along for the journey.
• 57:22
  Speaker 3: We're so.
• 57:24
  Speaker 1: This is going to be so exciting, and there is
• 57:27
  Speaker 1: a Kickstarter available and you can.
• 57:31
  Speaker 4: This time, we leave a box unopened.
• 57:33
  Speaker 5: Wait, there's a box. This is a box. Huh it's
• 57:39
  Speaker 5: a gun. Is he gonna shoot you? Is he gonna
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: shoot me?
• 57:44
  Speaker 1: Is this.
• 57:45
  Speaker 5: Listen? That could be our future? We could continue this lie.
• 57:51
  Speaker 5: You can continue this bullshot. We can find a way
• 57:54
  Speaker 5: out so much I want to kill you. This is
• 57:58
  Speaker 5: just making you realize that we can end to somebody.
• 58:00
  Speaker 5: I'll put this away. You're amazing. Let's shut down the channel.
• 58:04
  Speaker 5: You put all that money, all those followers. You guys
• 58:07
  Speaker 5: could have it all. You know it's sexy. You know
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: what's love.
• 58:10
  Speaker 3: Love is notifications.
• 58:12
  Speaker 1: Love notification, love is electric, love is new subscribe.
• 58:17
  Speaker 5: Love is the drama.
• 58:18
  Speaker 4: I'm seeing the old us.
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: Love is apologizing for something you baited them into, getting
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: them out. I'm not seeing the.
• 58:24
  Speaker 4: Old us, and I'm saying goodbye.
• 58:28
  Speaker 2: Let's go to that specialist.
• 58:30
  Speaker 5: Let's get you attracted to me.
• 58:31
  Speaker 4: Let's let's you and let's stop going online.
• 58:35
  Speaker 5: Let's do it. Let's move to the woods.
• 58:37
  Speaker 4: Let's move to the fucking woods and learn how for
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: me to like.
• 58:41
  Speaker 5: You, to figure out what it is about me that's
• 58:43
  Speaker 5: so and that and heal it. Let's focus on each other.
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: I I'm craving a goddamn ham right answer the question
• 58:54
  Speaker 5: that that's why they call it. Joe Man from The Beautiful.
• 59:00
  Speaker 8: Guy, Hollywood, We're gonna talk if we went a little
• 59:02
  Speaker 8: too dar a little too deep. We're gonna just get
• 59:04
  Speaker 8: all in it on our Patreon and by this merch
• 59:09
  Speaker 8: look at that, Look at this?
• 59:10
  Speaker 5: Artists on Artist swears. Can you guess who's to look
• 59:12
  Speaker 5: at that? That could be you? This could be you?
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: Bye bye bye bye.
• 59:17
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• 59:20
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• 59:24
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• 59:29
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• 59:32
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• 59:35
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