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The Woody Show February 20th 2026 Podcast HIGHLIGHT · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: What shows back, and that was last year's money. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: last year's money here, Yeah showed up.
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  Speaker 2: You don't know what you're talking about.
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  Speaker 1: It's this year now.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, now we're now we're bringing three hundred shirt. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna put the other one hundred in the fire.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we should just burn them in front of me.
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Eight seven seven eight seven seven forty four. Let's play
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  Speaker 3: today's dumb ass contest, which is the.
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  Speaker 4: D u i Q.
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  Speaker 1: Seve Bass explained the game, Please.
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  Speaker 5: I find someone who's nice and under the influence of
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  Speaker 5: what we'll find out in a second, and I asked
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  Speaker 5: them the easiest questions you could ever think of. So
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  Speaker 5: the game is not what is the answer to the questions?
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  Speaker 5: The game is is the inebriated person so out of
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  Speaker 5: it that they cannot answer those questions? And if you
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  Speaker 5: guess whether they answer correctly two times out of three,
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  Speaker 5: you win the game.
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  Speaker 1: All right, let's go to uh is it?
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  Speaker 4: Leanna?
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  Speaker 1: Leanna?
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  Speaker 2: Leanna show.
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  Speaker 3: Are doing greatly and thank you for calling, and you're
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  Speaker 3: gonna play the duy q. Now you're just guessing for
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  Speaker 3: the drunk person. Just for funzies, we already gonna try
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  Speaker 3: to guess with Sammy and Menace if they know the
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  Speaker 3: answers to these questions. But before we get to the
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  Speaker 3: questions account, we have a little clip here so we
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  Speaker 3: can get a better idea of just how with it
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  Speaker 3: or not with it?
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  Speaker 1: This person is? And who do we have here?
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  Speaker 5: Sea bass is Matthew and is about to hear Sorry, guys,
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  Speaker 5: fum with accents. Well, I hate funny accents. I love
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  Speaker 5: funny accents. Oh, okay, you like Matthew who he is?
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  Speaker 5: He's probably been drinking, but he's also doing a little huffing.
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  Speaker 1: Alright, here's Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: Matthew.
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  Speaker 1: Are those poppers? Is it?
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  Speaker 2: It is?
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  Speaker 1: What kind of poppers do you like?
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  Speaker 2: Matthew?
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  Speaker 1: The rush one? The head rush? Yeah, the head rush?
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  Speaker 2: What does it feel like? It feels like like.
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  Speaker 1: Good in the club, but kind of uh go to home,
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  Speaker 1: you know what? Words, Yeah it is, but like have have.
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  Speaker 4: Up have goods of.
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  Speaker 2: Them, you know what?
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  Speaker 6: So you're snipping them right now?
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  Speaker 7: I am what accent is that he's falls central.
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  Speaker 1: Some some central Europe something.
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  Speaker 5: Trashcan just stand not only okay, guys, do uh poppers?
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  Speaker 5: Some some straight dudes will do them just for the
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  Speaker 5: head run. Yeah, yes you are Matthew. Yeah, all right,
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  Speaker 5: so that is Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: Leanna.
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  Speaker 1: Are you ready for question number one?
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  Speaker 6: I'm ready?
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  Speaker 1: D u i Q.
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  Speaker 6: What are any one of the gifts that the wise
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  Speaker 6: men gave to Baby Jesus?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: No for Matthew, should yes for Menace? Uh? Yes for Sammy,
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  Speaker 1: no for Menace?
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  Speaker 4: For fun?
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  Speaker 1: Can I asked for two from the in studio?
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  Speaker 7: People change things?
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  Speaker 3: Sure, wem that might change it to no for both
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  Speaker 3: Sammy and Menace. I think Samuel will come up with mom.
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  Speaker 3: Yes for Sammy, no for Menace, no for Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: That's my guess.
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  Speaker 7: I'm going to say yes for Sammy, no for Menace,
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  Speaker 7: yes for Matthew.
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  Speaker 1: Yes for Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I feel very positive, optimistic.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Greg, I think I'm going to agree with
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  Speaker 2: you Woodie. Yes to Sammy, no to everybody else? All right,
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  Speaker 2: Menace and Sammy. Do you think that Matthew gets the
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  Speaker 2: question right?
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  Speaker 4: No?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: No, Leanna? What do you think I'm gonna go?
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  Speaker 2: Know for Matthew? All right?
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  Speaker 1: Question number one? D u i Q.
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  Speaker 6: What are any one of the gifts that the wise
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  Speaker 6: men gave to Baby Jesus?
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  Speaker 1: Menace?
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  Speaker 4: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: Yarn and gold, yarn and gold.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I threw in fish as.
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  Speaker 2: Sammy, I think she'll get.
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  Speaker 1: What and Frankinson's And what's one was the third one?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Ok?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh yarn and fish, yarn, fish and gold, I said,
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  Speaker 3: yarn and gold first and pokemon cards. All right, So
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  Speaker 3: again Leanna said that Matthew wouldn't get it. Let's see
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  Speaker 3: if she gets her first point here in this round
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  Speaker 3: of the d uy Q.
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  Speaker 6: What are any one of the gifts that the wise
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  Speaker 6: men gave to baby Jesus?
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  Speaker 2: Why get wine?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah? What type of wine?
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  Speaker 6: You know?
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  Speaker 1: The best wine? Yeah, it sounds like Greg.
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  Speaker 2: If it does, then I quit drinking effective immediately, Greg,
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  Speaker 2: what have.
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  Speaker 1: You been drinking the night saying? Are you hammered?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: That was Greig would get that way maybe ten years ago.
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  Speaker 1: But he's freaking self control out.
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  Speaker 2: I'm so well behaved responsible.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good news.
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  Speaker 4: Leanna.
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  Speaker 3: You got yourself the first point here and the two
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  Speaker 3: points that you need to win on the d u
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  Speaker 3: y Q and question number two, Frossy.
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  Speaker 6: The snow man's nose is made out of what?
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  Speaker 2: Al Right?
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  Speaker 1: I mean this is Sammy's home turf? Yes, yes for Sammy,
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  Speaker 1: No for Matthew. No for Menace.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I got burned by Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: Stick with that.
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  Speaker 7: Sammy's yes, Menace and Matthew absolutely not.
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  Speaker 1: All right, Greg, I'm trying to think of the song
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  Speaker 1: in my head.
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  Speaker 2: Do I know it? Okay? Yes to Sammy, right, no
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  Speaker 2: to Menace.
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  Speaker 1: No to Matthew, all right, menace and Sammy h no, no.
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  Speaker 4: All right, have snow man where he comes from?
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  Speaker 1: Leanna, do you think that Matthew will get the question right?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 1: Or no? No?
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  Speaker 2: No? All right?
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  Speaker 6: Question number two, crossy, the snow Man's nose is made
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  Speaker 6: out of what?
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  Speaker 1: Menace?
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  Speaker 4: I mean, Frosty is different? Right, It's coal, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: Nope?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, it's two eyes made of coal. Button, I'm sorry, Yeah, you.
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  Speaker 2: Knows would be.
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  Speaker 1: That's what I meant to say that when he give
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  Speaker 1: you the.
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  Speaker 3: Two eyes man out of coal, nose made of was
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  Speaker 3: where I was going with that.
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  Speaker 1: But you know, dumb brand But and two eyes would
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  Speaker 1: you know?
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  Speaker 7: Have to know the song because everyone's like, oh, snowman carrot.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that's that's what I thought that man was
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  Speaker 3: gonna say, carrot. But all right, Well, Leanna says that
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  Speaker 3: Matthew is not going to know this, and if that
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  Speaker 3: is the way it goes down, she's gonna be the
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  Speaker 3: winner of the d u y Q.
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  Speaker 2: Frossy.
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  Speaker 6: The snowman's nose is made out of?
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  Speaker 1: What of snow? What are you gonna get.
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  Speaker 2: For Christmas this year? I'm gonna get a trip to
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  Speaker 2: to San Francisco.
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  Speaker 1: I'm gonna work there. Yeah, well there you go. Congratulations Leanna,
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  Speaker 1: you are the winner on the d u i Q.
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  Speaker 1: Nice work, Leanna. Hang on, you're welcome. Hang on one
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  Speaker 1: second and we will get all of your information. Have
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  Speaker 1: yourself a great weekend.
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  Speaker 2: She is. Guys, Matthew will be pleased.
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  Speaker 1: No shortage of poppers in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 2: Good the popper.
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  Speaker 1: Are you excited about your trip?
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  Speaker 2: Matthew?
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  Speaker 1: He is all right. Question number three d.
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  Speaker 2: U i Q.
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  Speaker 1: What is your blood type? Well, so I want to
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  Speaker 1: how do you know it has to be?
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  Speaker 5: All he has to do is give me a blood
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  Speaker 5: type of kind that is that is accurate?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Okay, I'm confident in saying no to Matthew. He
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  Speaker 2: doesn't know anything. Ye bloodype, you won't even know blood.
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  Speaker 2: You'll save red or thing? Uh?
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  Speaker 4: Is there a name of a popper that he could
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  Speaker 4: go on there.
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  Speaker 1: Wait, so what are the names of popular poppers?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Well here, do we think that Menace or Sammy? Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they'll both get yes, Okay, I think that's that. That
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  Speaker 3: one's easy. Matthew will not, so we're saying no for Matthew.
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  Speaker 6: Oh yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Otherwise okay. Question number three, d uy Q, what is
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  Speaker 1: your blood type?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What is your blood type?
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  Speaker 2: Menace?
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  Speaker 4: Oh? Negative? I don't even know if that's mine though exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Sammy be positive? Oh see, be positive.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know mine either. I don't know.
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  Speaker 7: Alway said the should put on your driver's license. I
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  Speaker 7: don't know why.
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  Speaker 2: They don't know.
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  Speaker 1: What's the what's the one that you can that anybody
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  Speaker 1: can use? Universal?
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  Speaker 2: Positive?
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  Speaker 7: Is it?
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  Speaker 4: Is it?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 4: What is the universal?
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  Speaker 1: I'm not sure? Helm Greg negative, don't okay?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: Iron Fist is one of the highest rated poppers. Iron
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  Speaker 1: Iron Fist.
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  Speaker 4: Poppers like, are they actual pills?
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  Speaker 5: It's a huffing that dilates your sphincters wherever they may.
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  Speaker 2: It comes in a little not a vile but.
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  Speaker 8: Because I went to that gay probably the guy had
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  Speaker 8: the shirt on and it just looks like pill bottles liquid.
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  Speaker 3: Let's see if Matthew can name a blood type, all right,
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  Speaker 3: do u i Q?
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  Speaker 1: Question number three, what is your blood type? Do you
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  Speaker 1: donate blood?
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  Speaker 3: No, I don't because I smoke wid so I can
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  Speaker 3: give smoke quid.
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  Speaker 7: That's the one he gets right, technically positive yea.
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  Speaker 5: Also pig juice, common popper.
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  Speaker 1: That's well, that's how you played the d u i Q.
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  Speaker 3: Everybody, thank you, thank you, Matthew.
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  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right, that's right.
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  Speaker 1: Get through it, Stacaus.
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  Speaker 3: What I'm saying here it is the Woodie Show, Wie,
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  Speaker 3: Greg Menace, Tina Grant, we got Sea Bass, We've.
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  Speaker 1: Gotten Sam A. Morgan is here.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that is the That is the mission, as always
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  Speaker 3: is to get through this little part of the day
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  Speaker 3: and into the weekend. And I think the next thing
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  Speaker 3: on the list is the fail story. I think, all right,
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  Speaker 3: I remember last week. I think we did a pretty
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  Speaker 3: bang up job.
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  Speaker 1: Angelic Friday fail stories. Here we go. All right, ladies, gentlemen, boys.
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  Speaker 3: And girls, time for your Friday fan story. As well
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  Speaker 3: thought they had the perfect plan, the plane that could
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  Speaker 3: never go wrong, but then somewhere along the line it
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  Speaker 3: went from being a great idea to one big, stinking
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  Speaker 3: mega uber ultra.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, I mean not our best.
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  Speaker 4: It's good, It's all right.
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  Speaker 3: Mark, start with this one out of Canada, private investigator
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  Speaker 3: caught someone committing insurance fraud. You guys, So an insurance
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  Speaker 3: company hired him to look into a guy who had
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  Speaker 3: claimed that he was too hurt to work and he
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  Speaker 3: needed time off along with an insurance payoffs. Sure, so
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  Speaker 3: the private investigator they followed the guy to a mountain
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  Speaker 3: and clear his day, caught him on video snowboarding down
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  Speaker 3: that mountain.
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  Speaker 1: Miracle, perfectly fine, no injuries.
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  Speaker 7: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah he felt good just that one day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, what's that?
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  Speaker 2: He felt good just on that one day?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he was gonna call work later that day.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, say I'm ready.
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  Speaker 1: Oh man, what an idiot?
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  Speaker 2: Right?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, hold on, here's a.
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  Speaker 8: Hey guys, I'm a private investigator working at insurance fall
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  Speaker 8: Super Mountain and the guy he's claiming an injury and
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  Speaker 8: he's here snowboarding and.
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  Speaker 1: There he goes what his injury.
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  Speaker 4: His employer will love that.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god, that would be a cool job to
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  Speaker 1: be a fraud and.
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  Speaker 7: Investigator professional snoop.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I.
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  Speaker 2: Follow somebody around and see him lifting heavy boxes. You're busted.
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  Speaker 3: I have I have a friend who I used to
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  Speaker 3: work with in radio. He's been a private investigator now
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  Speaker 3: for a number of years. He got out of radio
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  Speaker 3: years ago, probably fifteen years ago, and he's been doing this.
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  Speaker 1: He's got some pretty cool story. We talked to him.
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  Speaker 7: I have some questions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can get him on the horn. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: he talked to us about it.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'd love sure.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure he's seen some really cool stuff.
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  Speaker 7: I think someone who's non confrontational, I'd love to confront strangers.
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  Speaker 8: The favorite one from all those stories that we've we
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  Speaker 8: reported on before is that woman that claimed that she
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  Speaker 8: could work, but then she was in the paper for
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  Speaker 8: the Christmas tree throwing contests.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah random. So here, here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: People commenting on the video. They're siding with the fraud star.
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  Speaker 3: What saying that insurance itself is fraud and that companies.
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  Speaker 1: Will do anything that they can deny claim. You're mixing
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  Speaker 1: up the guys.
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  Speaker 7: But that's not what this is about.
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  Speaker 2: Exactly mean.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you wonder why your insurance is super.
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  Speaker 2: High, Well, exactly true. It's kind of like how shoplifters
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  Speaker 2: affect everybody's price.
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  Speaker 1: Here's one from upstate New York where this woman she
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  Speaker 1: went out for a hike. That was her first mistake.
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  Speaker 1: Fiking dangerous and yuck.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Anyway, she lost track of where she was, she got
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  Speaker 3: herself lost, and as she was figuring out how to
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  Speaker 3: get herself back to where she needed to be, she
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  Speaker 3: slipped and fell off the trail. Now she did have
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  Speaker 3: her phone, so she called nine to one one. The
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  Speaker 3: park rangers went to go look for but they couldn't
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  Speaker 3: find her. So they're now on snowmobiles. They're using helicopters,
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  Speaker 3: but nighttime hit and had the resorts of just looking
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  Speaker 3: on foot. Temperatures were between minus eight and minus twenty degrees,
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  Speaker 3: and by the time the rangers found her six hours
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  Speaker 3: later dead. The official cause of death was hypothermia. See
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  Speaker 3: guys hiking, Yeah, well.
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  Speaker 7: Because of death was hiking.
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  Speaker 2: Well, this wouldn't have happened if she had been ware
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  Speaker 2: on her couch exactly.
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  Speaker 7: You know what, this is a helpful tip I heard.
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  Speaker 7: If you're ever lost in the woods and you only
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  Speaker 7: have a teeny tiny bit of cell phone battery left,
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  Speaker 7: change your outgoing voicemail and say hey, it's me, I'm
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  Speaker 7: lost here's where I think I am. Somebody come get me.
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  Speaker 7: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: That's a good one.
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  Speaker 3: This next one is about this thirty seven year old
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  Speaker 3: dude in Florida. His name is Justin Allen and he
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  Speaker 3: tried to get revenge on his ex by smashing up
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  Speaker 3: her car with a hammer. The cops, they were close by,
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  Speaker 3: They saw what was going on, so they arrested him.
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  Speaker 3: Here's a little bit of that car.
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  Speaker 1: Get out of the car.
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  Speaker 2: Oh fire, get out the car.
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  Speaker 1: Yell the ground right now. Now here's the thing.
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  Speaker 3: Not only was he caught, but it turns out it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't even his ex's car to some random white.
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  Speaker 1: Sug like bad yeah, dumb ass.
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  Speaker 3: And this is my favorite story of the week. It
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  Speaker 3: is also from Florida with this guy. He was looking
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  Speaker 3: for something to steal, you know how always steal today. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: and he found a van that belonged to a landscaping company.
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  Speaker 3: It was just you know, parked down the street. So
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  Speaker 3: the dude decided that the tools inside that van would
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  Speaker 3: be a great target, so he started getting the work
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  Speaker 3: on that. That's when the owner, the landscaper, came back
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  Speaker 3: and locked this douchebag in the back of the van.
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  Speaker 1: Oh nice, bad.
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  Speaker 3: Guy freaks out, starts banging on the doors and kept
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  Speaker 3: shouting that he.
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  Speaker 1: Couldn't breathe sure vans are air tight.
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  Speaker 3: The cops were called, and when they showed up, the
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  Speaker 3: dude broke out the menace excused generator and he guesses
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  Speaker 3: what he went with?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, I have a guess. He wasn't stealing tools. He
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  Speaker 2: saw a tool on the sidewalk and was putting it back.
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  Speaker 4: Tools. Yeah, he slipped and fell in.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, he saw those tools and he thought they were
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  Speaker 7: his and he was taking them back.
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  Speaker 1: He said that he was handing out business cards and
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  Speaker 1: that a dog started chasing him.
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  Speaker 7: Safety that.
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  Speaker 2: I like that.
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  Speaker 7: All right, Well, your friend has a great story about
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  Speaker 7: someone's sealing tools. Remember, wasn't it tools off the back
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  Speaker 7: of his truck and he hunted him down with a gun.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: Oh well, yeah, So the guy I'm friends with, he
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: owns like a company does a bunch of like audio
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: visual stuff, like a TV hung in your.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: House or whatever.
• 17:14
  Speaker 3: So he had the work truck outside and of course
• 17:17
  Speaker 3: his house because he sells his It's like he's got
• 17:20
  Speaker 3: cameras everywhere, right, and he was putting these cameras into
• 17:24
  Speaker 3: my house. He goes, dude, look how clear these things are.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: And he showed me this video of this guy who
• 17:29
  Speaker 3: you know, the alert went off and got the notification
• 17:32
  Speaker 3: on his phone that there was somebody outside. So he
• 17:33
  Speaker 3: looked and he saw this guy going through his work
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: fan where all the equipment stuff was, and so he
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: runs out there, shirt off, shotgun and in the video
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: you see him push the barrel of the end of
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: the shotgun right up against the guy's cheek where he's
• 17:50
  Speaker 3: pushing all the fatness cheek up towards his eye. He
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: goes and the guy's he's like like a whimpering animal,
• 18:00
  Speaker 3: big badass, like trying to steal from people, gets out
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: of the runs to his truck and takes off as
• 18:07
  Speaker 3: a dude, he goes, Man, he goes, I'm so happy
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I didn't have to pull the trigger.
• 18:11
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, change his life, you know for sure. What
• 18:13
  Speaker 1: a beautiful dude. The video, the video.
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: Is amazing to see that.
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I keep forgetting. Yeah, the barrel that pushed right
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: up and he's pushing that fat right towards you.
• 18:27
  Speaker 1: So good.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: I want to see the video and I still want
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: to get one of those guns.
• 18:31
  Speaker 8: Shot well, gun do you want to off or regular No,
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: just a regular.
• 18:40
  Speaker 7: Twelve gauge ten games.
• 18:41
  Speaker 2: I would just sit at home.
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: Just yeah, yeah, that's that's what Greg wants.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: That's what I want. Someone's walking up the driveway.
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: You know, they say, they say a lot of times,
• 18:57
  Speaker 3: that's all. It takes that sound totally and people and
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: when they hear that, if they're up to no good,
• 19:03
  Speaker 3: they will.
• 19:03
  Speaker 1: Go the other way.
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: They've heard that sound before.
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a hummingbird crossed my threshold.
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: It was coming right for me.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: Here it comes to the mail marriage.
• 19:12
  Speaker 3: This guy was charged and taken to fail jail sales.
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: All right, well those are your Friday fail stories, you guys. Right,
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: we're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
• 19:23
  Speaker 3: Friday wood. He showed next, Hang on what you show
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: back in a bit