Newsflash: Academy Sues GU for $1B! (silly)

Gifted Underachievers · Jun 25, 2026 · 2m

The Gifted Achievers have stepped in it now. The GU newsroom is reporting that the Academy is suing the Gifted Underachievers for $1B. This comes just weeks after Pat and James (mostly Pat) fired the GU legal team.

The lawsuit is shutting down the GU Below the Line Crew Bee Oscars.

More to come in future updates.

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* How much sillier can this get?

[Answer: a lot]

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