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Hawk Tuah and the Tsunami of Stupid | EPISODE 101 · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh with us inside the treehouse.
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Welcome to episode one oh one century plus one. And not to brag
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or nothing, but I'm going to celebrate our one hundredth plus one episode with
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a tsunami of stupid gentlemen, So I want you to be not just mentally,
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but also physically, but most importantly emotionally prepared for said tsunami of stupid.
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Okay, yeah, ready, you say that, but we'll just have
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to We'll just have to see raj okay. Is the hawk Tua girl involved?
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I'm sorry say that again. Don't tell me the hot Ta girl hot
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to uh hot oh no girl saving relationships left, right and sideways? All
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right? Who is that? You really don't know who the hot Tua girl
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is? No, honestly, I thought it was something you mentioned Tua,
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and I thought, well, is that the Is that the guy that got
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catfished at Notre Dame or was it the guy who was all greased up carrying
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the Tongan flag at the Olympics like three different times? Uh? All right,
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everyone, hang on, give me a tsunami of stupid. Must wait
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because Trey has to educate me. On something that I've seen. Well,
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he's gonna warm the waters for the tsunami. He's gotta, he's gotta,
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he's gotta shift the tech. Do you know who I'm talking about? I
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do not. Oh this is great, so I'm not alone in my ignorance.
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Yeah, he's gotta shift the tectonic plates to get the water to put
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to pull back and then and then we can rush in with the tsunami.
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That's true because the worst storms I've learned this living in the Caribbean now for
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a couple of years. The worst storms happen when the waters are in fact
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warm. So this makes sense. Yes, Well, the tsunami happens when
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the tectonic plates shift up and there's nowhere for all the pressure to go,
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so it goes straight through the ocean floor up to the sea level and it
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you can always tell when the tsunami is coming. The shore line gets larger
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because the water is pulling back. And that's when if you see that,
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if you're ever on vacation and all of a sudden you're like, hey,
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where did the water go run? And because of the tsunami a handful of
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years ago, I know that, Yes, seeing it and that was before
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what was that the mid two thousands, was it the Indonesian tsunami? So
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that was before that was before the prevalence of smartphones being able to pull your
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phone out and to start recording video really easily, let alone good video.
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Yeah. So it's like if that has but nowadays and you saw the water
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disappear, I know, to run my ass the opposite direction and ry like
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hell to climb the high ground. Yeah, I lovel in la in the
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You know, when you go to down in Santa Monica or if you go
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to Hermosa Beach or any of those, they have a tsunami evacuation route.
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We have those here on the street signs. Yeah. I think it's hilarious.
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I'm like, oh, so you're gonna outrun water? Oh okay,
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at least here with the tsunami evacuate with the tsunami evacuation route, got hurt.
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Say, you can just go up because it's mountains. Yeah, so,
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like you get to the beach, you can go up pretty quickly.
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You just got to be good at running uphill. The downside is the majority
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of the tsunami evacuation route signs are covered up with banded slash happy hour stickers.
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So it's actually kind of brilliant marketing when you think about it, that
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in order to avoid the sunai me, you must first hit the happy you
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must first hit the happy hour at beach bar. Or what you do is
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you set up a bar on top of the mountain so when the sunamty hits,
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the captive audience the windmill bar. Okay, okay, all right,
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okay, hang on. Okay, So I'm seeing this now because Tray,
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you're sharing your screen with this so we can see this. This girl looks
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familiar. I think I've seen a video that's not even the girl. Okay,
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so never mind then. So anyway, this was kind of a man
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on the street deal, and the guy asked, what do you do to
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keep a man happy? Okay, can y'all hear that? Yeah, it's
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a little soft, but play that again. I think I got the gist
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of it, but I just want to make sure. Yeah, So he
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asks her what to do to keep a man happy? Yep, sure it
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does. She has a plan. All right, give the hawk tua and
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spit on that thing. I can believe that that has been that is the
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I bet I can't even fathom how many views that thing has and how many
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you know, different it's been everywhere. Yeah, imagine you got a number
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of hands raised in the comments. She's a wise woman, Okay, is
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she? Because now I'm wondering, I've questioned things when I've seen this in
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h in the adult film industry, the spitting thing, what what is the
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what is it with the spin on it thing? It's like, can't you
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just get you know, they sell products at commons to Go and New Fine
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Arts all these places to you know, slick things up. You don't have
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to hawk Tua like that chick is saying, yeah, I don't, I
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don't, Yeah you do. Okay, So this this lady has found one
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of the ways to get to Trey's heart. Yeah, that's right. You
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know what, I should not be surprised. One of the ways to get
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to Trey's heart is by spinning on him. A poor fellow. She's like
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the oral sex yoda. Hoktua, you must clearly I'll have not been on
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TikTok this week, so I guess not. I get the occasional email,
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but I don't check all of them. Yeah, it's the funniest thing for
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me with TikTok, like, I don't go on there anymore. I don't
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upload videos and I have. I've gotten more followers in the last two months
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than when I was actually actively on it. Uh So I don't know,
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So is this is that where she was on was she on the I I'm
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not actually even sure which one it started on, but I just in my
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head I always see this is like her dad's going to be at like the
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golf course with his buddies, and like, oh man, you got to
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check this girl out. And that's my that's my little one. Yeah.
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Now, the worst part is that they found some bartender who looks just like
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her, but it's not her. And of course that girl has just been
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getting Yeah, actually she'd be getting a lot of tips, I would,
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and I bet she'd say and money. Although going back to the golf thing,
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that would be really awkward. At the nineteenth toll when yeah, that
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girl's dad gets handed you know, a buddy's phone check this chick out,
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I'm like, oh my god, yeah, it's really I mean, there
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are t shirts that have been made, so yeah, really bad if his
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buddies see it. Used to be back in the day that in Playboy They
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would always ask the center folds until, so what what are your parents going
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to say? What your father gonna think? And some of them will say,
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well, they don't know. Uh, some have said, you know,
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I think they'll be really proud. The twenty first century version of that
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is going viral and is it the thing you want to be known for in
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perpetuity? Yeah? The only thing that only come back like for her,
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like the only saving grace for her dad, Like if he saw the video
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and be like, ah, just like her mom that got get a rich
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husband, didn't get off my roll. Yeah, honestly, that might be
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the only saving grace is that if he can say, yeah, she gets
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it from her mom. But if she doesn't, yeah, then he's gonna
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have questions as to where she's picked this up. His daughter went viral,
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and he's gonna be like, God, I wish it was her pees that's
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what I get for sending her to Texas State. Yeah? Was she she
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a college student down in sand Marcus Trey or we know the origins. It's
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a great mystery. Will she come forward? Oh, backwards? Sideways?
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I'm sure she does all the time. She'll not only look back at it,
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you and all your friends. You don't want to see her scrap book.
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introduced to the Hakatua Girl, which thank you again for that Trey. I
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promised a tsunami of stupid. In order to get to the tsunami of stupid,
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I must first interrogate Raj about something. Have you yet subjected yourself to
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predator too? I have not. I've been a little bit busy, but
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I promised this weekend I will get to that. In American Ninja, those
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are on the top of my list. I just I got sucked into watching
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Monkey Man the other day. So I did did you finish Monkey Man?
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Because I finished Monkey Man this morning at the gym? Yes, I did.
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And what did you think of Dev Patel's directorial debut as Monkey Man,
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or as some are calling it, Indian john Wick. I don't understand the
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john Wick reference. I don't get how that is. But okay, like
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he kills a lot of people? What is at point? What is Monkey
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Man on? It is a new action film on Peacock. Yeah, Okay,
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did you ever watch I'm uh brain farting on the title? What was
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that? Was his first movie? Raj def Patel? Oh, slum Dog
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Millionaire, slum Dug Millionaire. Did you ever see that? Trey? No?
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I haven't. Okay, So Trey's cinema history seems to be uh the
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most figures last night. I feel like that's the equivalent of, Hey,
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I've got a black friend, the most exotic marigold on the hotel movie,
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I don't know what else? Who? Really? You know what I've been
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Slim Dog Millionaire has been one of those movies I wanted to watch, So
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I will watch that this weekend. It was a wonderful movie that almost never
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got made. Danny Boyle, who directed it, who phenomenal director. He
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has scripts on his desk that people send all the time. And at the
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end of the year, he has his daughter come in and she takes an
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industrial science trash can and she just swipes off his desk and all the scripts
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go into the trash can, and that every year, the cycle is repeated.
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And she had read this script and put it on his desk, and
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it was called Question and Answer. Q and A is what the book was
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called where the movie comes comes from, And when she was swiping everything off,
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it landed on top and she had put it on his desk, like
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you need to read this, and he never did, and so it landed
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on top of the pile and she took it off and went back into his
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office and was like, I told you to read this. You need to
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read this. And that's how the movie got made. Otherwise it would have
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just had that fallen to the bottom, that movie would have never been made,
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and those careers would have never been made either. But yeah, I
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mean, monthy, I appreciate that little nugget of information because again, going
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to unleash a tsunami of stupid. So it's nice to be treated to a
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little solid nugget of good old fashioned did you know information? Yeah, I
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liked monkey Man. I thought he did a great job. I think it's
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introducing him into the world of being an action star. He did, he
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did very well. He wrote the screenplay, he directed it, he produced
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it, and yeah, so I thought I thought it was really good.
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I never understood, like somebody said, you gotta watch it. It's Indian
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John Wick, and I never understood besides the fact that he kills a lot
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of people, and there's a dog. I don't The dog is very brief
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in the film. Yes, Look, it's an action film at its core,
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and like most action films, there's either a protection aspect or a revenge
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aspect in the story. Right in some cases and might get a little bit
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of both. Yep uh. And in this one, it is a revenge
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story. And again that's what that's what a lot of action films are are.
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Revenge said, that's what Taken was. It was a protect action plus
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revenge. It's like, if you take my daughter going to kill everybody,
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and then he did. That's why it's a perfect film because there's no messing
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around, there's no learning curve. He's already a badass and then he just
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destroys everyone in this bath until he gets his daughter in a perfectly timed out
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ninety minutes. In this film, it's John Wick like, except for the
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fact that he has to go through a little bit of a learning curve,
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right or become to truly become what he's meant to be as opposed he just
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kind of languishing. Yeah, So the revenge aspect, I'm usually on board
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with that. You get a good revenge tale in front of me, and
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I'm all about it. And that's what this is. Does he does he
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move fluidly or does he move like the hunchback of Notre Dame? Like?
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Okay, so he rings no belts. If you ever look at John Wig,
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you know Keanu Reeves, especially in two, three and four, Yeah,
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he has that hunchback kind of leg slide sometime. Yeah. Well that's
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because he's been stabbed and shot like fifty times to his headlar suit. Yeah,
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it's not so much a style choice as it is he's bleeding. So
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the other reason I ask about that is because in order to have a truly
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epic action film, you have to appreciate where these films come from. And
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in order to appreciate action films, you have to see you know, the
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Forefathers, right, yes, and that includes films that star you know,
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people that you kind of look down on now, like a Jean Claude van
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Dam And what I'm now going to show you is a very instant progression of
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action films. I'm going to take you back Raj to nineteen ninety three and
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Trey. I'm not sure if you've even seen this film. There is a
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Little Jim starring Jean Claude Van Dam called Hard Target. Now, many films
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in the late eighties, throughout the eighties and into the nineties that were action
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oriented. They all had these really generic action these sounding names, and unless
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you're very familiar with them, they can all be transferable from one to the
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other. Hard Target, hard to Kill, Time to Kill, a place
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to kill, a place to die, all these types of things, right,
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and you can just kind of replace the action ass kicker in each role.
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Except in Hard Target. I feel like this role was made for Jean
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Claude Van Dam, or perhaps Jean Claude Van Dam was born to play the
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Hard Target. Things no one has ever said for two hundred Alex and I
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was reminded of this recently because I saw on either Instagram I saw on social
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media Forget it doesn't matter which channel, a scene from the film Hard Target
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that I had completely forgotten that I want to share with you guys. First
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question is, Trey, have you seen this film? I believe, I
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believe I have. I mean, obviously that has been thirty years ago,
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so h But I'm sadly pretty sure I saw all of Van Dam's movies from
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I'll say eighty seven to ninety five. Whatever, You're not alone. You're
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not alone. I've done the same RAJ. Have you seen Hard Target?
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Is this the one where he's like, at some point fixing a motorcycle and
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they make fun of the way he says motorcycle. I believe that's nowhere to
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hide with one of the Pulkin kids. I could be wrong. This may
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be this one. Oh, this is John Club in that movie. Right,
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yeah, he made a lot. He made a lot again. Oh
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yeah, and then cocaine happened. I'm pretty sure cocaine was happening in the
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middle of this. So I'm going to show you a brief scene here from
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Hard Target starring Jean Claude van Dam, all the way back in nineteen ninety
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three. Can you see it? Yeah? All right. You will notice,
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first off, the mulleteest mullet of all time outside of a hockey rink,
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and that is on the head of Jean Claudevan Dam. But then he's
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going to confront or actually two thugs are confronting him and he's gonna have none
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of it. And then there it is you know in other Westerns when they're
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wearing the shoulder to floor length the duster and they unveil their wheel gun on
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their hip. He does the same thing, except he has no gun.
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He just has his right leg and he unveils it. God, it's this
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cinema. Look at my leg. That guy's got a knife. I kicked
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in the face his leg. And another bad guy that lead pipe hops on
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top of the car with an even even nicer mullet. Mm hmmmm, and
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then he gives him a spinny kick Mustangs when they were made out of metal.
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Yeah. I mean that's some high quality stuntwork right there, not only
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in order to kick all those people with the leg that got unveiled, but
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with a mullet that Christine yes, and just the right amount of moisture in
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it. But now there's another scene in the film that you need to be
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witnessed to that is an evolution of the tsunami of Stupid Okay and traded.
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That scene look familiar to you just now, No, the next one might.
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Okay, also from nineteen ninety three's Hard Target, of course, I
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trust you. His co star Yancey Butler, looking at him. They're in
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the woods. He looks sweaty and mullety, and he asked, do you
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trust me? And she says, of course, I trust you. Close
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your eyes. Not again. Do you want me to trust you with my
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eyes closed? Close your eyes? She's so excited with anticipation. He looks
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deep into her eyes. She closes them, opens her mouth just a little
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bit, anticipating some romantic gesture, and then she looks at the time.
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Oh, that's a goddamn rattlesnake creeping up over her shoulder. And then prepare
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for the greatness of John clude vandam that's just a snake. With his bare
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hand holds it over her shoulder. She looks now, oh my god,
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look ties it up, but acting on her part, he smacks it on
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top of the head. That was not what snake she was hoping for.
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She was getting ready to talk to Ye. Pulls the snake over her shoulder,
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mac on top of the head, and then he punches it. Can
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it falls unconscious? Can I Can I just ask him? Can I just
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ask a scientific question? Yeah? Please? Can you? Can you give
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a snake a concussion? I don't know. I don't believe. I don't
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believe you can knock out a snake. No, I mean us, are
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you immortals? Don't? Claud Bendam, thank you, thank you, You've
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answered your own question. Rober Okay, can I can I knock out a
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rattlesnake? No? Can you? No? Contrey No, probably not,
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but John Claude van Damn, sure as hell can see they missed an opportunity
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here. They titled the film Hard Target when it should have been called Snake
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Puncher. I mean that would have that would have surpassed Citizen Kane on the
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list of all time greatest films just based on the title alone. And that
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mullet. I don't I don't know how that's not a show on TLC.
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Is this a snake Puncher or just some redneck with a mullet in Louisiana?
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Or maybe it would be Lifetime's first foray into the action genre or yeah,
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exactly? Wishean Claude van dam uh and introducing the hawk to a girl?
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off roading. But all of the plumbers we all talk to each other.
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because it was just so bad. I will say, I hope that
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the technician was not having like a medical episode that led to this. I
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hope he had not fallen asleep. I want to say, I respectfully for
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him. I hope it was the breaks. But there's a woman in the
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Plumbing Texas dot com. Continuing now, the Tsunami of stupid? Are you
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gentlemen ready? Okay, here we go. Is this the right button?
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It is in order to squeeze in all the stories of the tsunami of stupid,
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we're gonna throw some news in to help us do this. A woman
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sued her boyfriend for not driving her to the airport. M sounds about right.
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Is there a statue of limitations on that? Or should I expect a
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server at my door? What happened to life? Yeah? Every ex girlfriend
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that he picked them up at the airport and that that was just hism,
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like serial killers have their mo o. Trey's a serial lever. Yeah.
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The woman sued her boyfriend for not taking her to the airport. This was
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in New Zealand. She sued her boyfriend of six years for not driving her
29:07
to the airport. He said he'd pick her up and take her, but
29:10
he did not show, so she missed her flight and a big concert that
29:12
she was planning on seing. He also promised to stay at her house and
29:18
dogsit, but he didn't do that either. Well, if she didn't make
29:22
the flight, then I don't understand how those things would be necessary. But
29:25
anyway, so she took him to court, ensued for damages, including the
29:29
cost of a dog sitter and a shuttle to the airport. A judge heard
29:33
the case and considered whether the agreement was legally binding. How do you think
29:37
the judge ruled a gentleman? Do you think the judge ruled in favor of
29:42
the girlfriend who was stranded and not delivered to the airport or did he find
29:48
in favor of the boyfriend? What state is this? This is the state
29:55
of New Zealand. Oh, I have no idea, I'm gonna go.
29:59
He ruled in her favor? Interesting, Okay, what about you? I
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mean I know that in Texas, a verbal verbal verbally is a binding contract,
30:10
like you can if you say something out loud and there's a witness to
30:12
it, there's a that's a contract that's verbally binding or whatever. But I
30:15
don't know about the laws of New Zealand, so I'm gonna go. He
30:19
ruled in favor of the boyfriend. Okay, the bell is for you,
30:26
RAJ, and you get the buzzer. So in fact, the judge ruled
30:30
in favor, not really in favor of the boyfriend, but basically told the
30:34
girlfriend, now you're not getting anything out of it. He said that while
30:37
partners, friends, and colleagues often make social arrangements, they're not legally enforceable
30:44
unless there is an act that demonstrates an intention that the person will be bound
30:48
by their promises. I think in English legal harlance, I believe that would
30:55
be consideration. So, in other words, make your boyfriend sign a contracts
31:00
he'll take you to the airport. Otherwise you're probably out of luck. And
31:02
in case you couldn't guess it by the story, now told you they're no
31:06
longer together. Yeah, that would make for an awkward date night. This
31:15
interesting little tidmit Texas law of oral representations made during a business negotiation are illegally
31:21
binding. Case law on that is Trendholm v. Ratcliffe follow really yeah he
31:26
Uh, I bought a piece of land. Uh. He was a builder
31:30
and was do a development and uh bought it from a guy named Ray Ratcliffe
31:34
who owned the piece of adjoining land uh next to it, and promised my
31:41
dad he would not put a trailer park there. And then once Dad started
31:45
building, he put a trailer park there and Dad eventually won, went all
31:48
the way to State Supreme Court. Wow he win? Did he did?
31:52
He bring out belt that he brought out of a training Sean Gillis, who
32:01
was one of the most fantastic guys ever. He literally he was. He
32:07
was from I think Mount Pleasant and uh, just a country guy but like
32:10
he may, went through ut Law working in the cafeteria, rode a bicycle
32:15
and John would show up to court with it, you know, just eating
32:19
a chili dog and have a stain on his tie. But he was one
32:22
of the best attorneys ever. Was a man after my own heart. Loves
32:25
this guy. That's because he needed it to be replacing his own. He
32:35
did fifty two of heart disease from all the chili dogs. But so it's
32:38
weird. So so that that whole thing is where a verbal contract is binding
32:43
is because of your dad. That's crazy. Okay, that's very cool.
32:47
So a little a little more knowledge in the tsunami of stupid. So yeah,
32:52
there you go that it's important to Pepper in survivor stories. So that's
32:58
why it makes the tsunami worth Since then, you know, a deceptive trey
33:00
practices has kind of codified that in actual law. But that was the beginning
33:05
of it. Wow, your dad was president, so in one hand,
33:14
anything that his right hand was belt and his left hand was precedent, he
33:22
called it law and order. And also, one last little piece of information
33:30
that I wanted to share with you, gentlemen on the news side of the
33:35
avalanche of stupid. Is this a Florida man, of course through Yeah,
33:44
a Florida man through furniture off of a Manhattan high rise building, proving that
33:50
while you can take the man out of Florida, you can't take the Florida
33:54
out of the man. Yeah. I saw, I saw the story and
34:00
the I think somebody took a video and or pictures. Did he think the
34:07
laws of gravity were different? In another state, but I would I'd be
34:13
willing to say. Yes, he's from Florida. The humidity catches everything midair
34:19
there, so yeah. The Florida man is accused of throwing furniture off of
34:23
a midtown high rise building last Friday. According to NYPD, Jean Oliver,
34:28
thirty three, entered the building without permission, went up to the twentieth floor
34:32
patio, tossed tables and chairs over the side to the street below. A
34:37
citizen app video showed a shirtless man on the patio, pacing back and forth
34:39
and occasionally raising his arms. Crowd of onlookers watched him from the street.
34:44
They shut down part of the street where the furniture landed. He was charged
34:49
with burglary, reckless endangerment, criminal mischief, and criminal trespass. He is
34:54
from West Park, Florida, which is near Fort Lauderdale, where I have
34:59
spentsiderable amount of time over the last week, and I can surely attest that
35:06
had I been rerouted on my flight to New York, I might have been
35:08
tossing some furniture off of the building myself. Yeah, I imagine like the
35:15
Fort Lauderdale Airports has the same sign like at convenience doores like no shirt,
35:19
no shoes, no service. I just see that, or it just goes
35:23
no shirt, no shoes, no problem. Yeah, I think it's Florida.
35:29
I think if they went the no shirt, no shoes, no service,
35:34
I think they'd be empty. There'd just be like fifty dudes outside just
35:38
not knowing what to do, milling around. Yeah. I'm surprised in Manhattan
35:46
like that didn't like in Midtown, especially depending on time of day, like
35:50
I mean it, Yeah, I'm surprised I didn't actually injure anybody because there,
35:53
I mean, it's always just packed with people on the sidewalks. So
35:59
that's stunning that nobody got hurt because that would just absolutely I mean that would
36:01
just that would be it, like and that would suck, Like what did
36:05
you get hit with wicker? Like how do you die? Patti of Furniture.
36:12
In fact, he was shirtless. I mean it's like, yeah,
36:14
like the transformation to Florida Man couldn't be complete until he ripped off his Shirtmania
36:20
style. I like, how we have Monkey Man on Peacock, we can
36:23
have Florida Man on Netflix. We need to make that movie. Look,
36:30
they made Cocaine Bear I'm pretty sure Florida Man can can you know become a
36:34
franchise. I think those title was Florida Man Cocaine Bear. That was the
36:42
South Beach version Bird Cage Part two. I really will watch Nathan Lane in
36:52
anything Online on Air dot com. You're in the tree House, visit us
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online at treehouseonair dot com. Quick reminder inside the tree House that on Saturday,
37:21
July twenty seventh, it is not only the day after Tree's birthday,
37:25
but it is also the day of the tree House Podcast Pool Party twenty twenty
37:31
four at the Fraternal Order of Eagles Pool in Dallas. We'll get more info
37:37
up on the website and everything and on our social media soon, but for
37:42
now, go ahead and mark the calendar for Treehouse Pool Party twenty twenty four,
37:46
Saturday July twenty seventh at the Foe Pool in Dallas in Dallas, Foe
37:51
and Pool in Dallas, and Hayley on our Patreon commented, now I'm torn.
37:59
I'm available the day. I'm available the day of the Treehouse Pool party,
38:04
but nobody's going to want to see me in a swimsuit. Still not
38:07
summer bod ready, Haley. None of us are Uh. And the thing
38:09
is, just because it's a pool party doesn't mean you have to get in.
38:12
You don't even have to wear a swimsuit. Mm hmm, No,
38:16
I mean it's uh, it's it's there's a there's a place for grilling,
38:20
there's a I'm like, if you want to just hang out, think of
38:22
it like, think of it as a barbecue that also has a pool exactly.
38:25
Uh. And and a bar that also has a barbecue, and a
38:29
barbecue that also has a pool. So there's all kinds of options. You
38:31
can sit your butt over at the bar and just sit there and sip on
38:36
cocktails with us, or you can barbecue or go over to the grill get
38:40
grab yourself a burger or a hot dog, and uh, if you feel
38:45
like it, put your feet in the water. Yeah, you don't have
38:47
to get all the way in. Yeah, don't worry about it here.
38:51
And if you really, you really, if you really want some assistance on
38:53
on getting in the pool, uh, Trey can help you with the spitting
38:58
and just slide you right in. So again, mark your calendar. Saturday,
39:04
July twenty seventh, three house pool party at the Foe in Dallas.
39:07
More details to come so be sure to check out the website Treehouse on Air
39:13
dot com and at Treehouse on Air all the social channels for more information and
39:16
details and fun and all that kind of cool stuff. Now, before I
39:20
leave you, gentlemen, this is the backside of the tsunami of stupid today
39:25
and one of the best things I've heard all week. I wanted to share
39:31
with you because I like to share things with my buddies, right, thanks,
39:37
man. And I know that in a previous episode we had a lot
39:39
of fun with the legend Conway Twitty and with hits like I'm Gonna lay you
39:49
down the rows and countless others that we're on a cassette in my uncle's tractor,
39:58
the entire Conway Twitty election. And I'm not making that up, by
40:00
the way, I believe those are sentences I will never utter. I understand
40:07
Raj your hesitancy with artificial intelligence, and it's you know, current onslaught into
40:12
the mainstream. But there are some practical, wonderful, beautifully stupid uses for
40:19
it. And this is how we distract the AI from killing us all by
40:22
making it mash up Conway Twitty and oh yes, and if you were alive
40:32
today in the club about ale soul of bum. I'm in the having sex
40:40
in the making the This is the greatest thing I've ever heard of money.
40:45
What's up? This is the greatest thing I've ever heard. They say,
40:49
Hey, it's going to ruin us. You know what, if it does
40:52
kill us, I'm gonna laugh the whole time. You know what, You're
40:55
right though, trey A. I can't ruin us because we humans ruin every
41:00
thing first. And this is and this is a great example of that.
41:04
The Conway Twitty mash up with fifty cent. Oh, if you're in the
41:09
getting rooms, go shot. He's it's your birthday. We're going to party
41:14
life. It's your birthday. That's so good. I'm brought the bands on
41:20
the dose win a road twenty deep. It's twenty nine in the blow.
41:27
God brought me the dos about all my fancy things. I dread, my
41:32
cars, my clothes, my duels and fitting jeans. Hell yeah. Uh.
41:38
Fifty cent actually came across this himself on social media. It's from the
41:45
account there I Ruined It, which on Instagram has over two point two million
41:49
followers. Ruin your favorite songs, They'll do mashups of others and this is
41:53
one of their more recent examples. Fifty cent saw it and he needed to
41:58
repost it obviously, and he fully endorsed it by even saying, my country
42:05
album is on the way. Beyonce Ain't got on me held Beyonce song and
42:14
now the Conway twitty fifty mashed up. I'm on the Conway twitty fifty cent
42:22
train. Yeah, same here. I think that's the hologram. Nobody at
42:24
Coachella is expecting his fifty then comes out and then Conway Twitty. It's funny
42:31
you mentioned that, RAJ, because I believe they even you checked to see
42:38
here. Yep, I'm going to show you a photo here. This is
42:43
from the there I ruined it account on Instagram, and they not only mashed
42:47
up the songs in the club by fifty cent and tight fitting jeans by Conway
42:54
Twitty, they also have the photo here of the mashup of con of Conway
43:04
Twitty's hair and clothing with fifty cents face and so, gentlemen, I now
43:07
introduce you to Conway Fitty. It should be twenty cent. That is the
43:15
other that is the alternate name is twitty cent. I would listen to what
43:24
do you mean, would this is twitty cent Oh, No, I would
43:28
go to the car. I can find me in the club a bottle full
43:31
of bone. I'm in the having sense, in the making the con Give
43:38
me. If you're in the getting room, go shot. It's your birthday.
43:46
Okay, there are any of our listeners that happened to work at a
43:50
Country and Western bar where they were they were people get out there and cut
43:54
a rug as you guys say, can you please slip that song in because
43:59
nobody's gonna notice it for the first everybody's gonna start dancing because they're don't hear
44:01
Conway twitty. Yeah, they may not notice until either the second or third
44:08
verse. They're not going to notice it in the first because they'll they'll start
44:10
laying dancing in the first without a doubt. Yes, So, if there's
44:15
anybody, any of our listeners that happened or wedding DJs or party DJs whatever,
44:20
just kind of sneak this in when when somebody asked for a line dance
44:22
song. And in addition to that, Raj, I'm not sure what your
44:28
feelings are about Halloween in general, but you're the only one in the treehouse
44:31
that could actually pull off the Twitty Scent Halloween costume, and I'm I'm definitely
44:38
going to do that. I don't know. You better, you better bring
44:44
your ass to town. Oh I want to witness that in person. Twenty
44:47
cents going out on the town. No, No, you're going in the
44:51
club and you know what, you're going to be wearing, jeans and then
44:58
you're gonna lay us all down. I'd say, hello, darling, there
45:06
it is your tsunami of stupid for today. Thanks for hanging out with us
45:09
inside the tree house. We will see you next time.