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BONUS: Beanie GIrls In California · Untraditionally Lala

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Hello, Baby La Camp.
• 0:07
  Speaker 2: Welcome to the bonus episode of the Give Them a
• 0:09
  Speaker 2: La Pod. Welcome Easton, Hi.
• 0:11
  Speaker 1: How are you?
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  Speaker 3: How uh?
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: I liked the idea of since Mom's away, like what
• 0:18
  Speaker 2: did people do to play? And I was like, you know,
• 0:20
  Speaker 2: this seems maybe like a little weird that we're talking
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: about this in our thirties, especially because it's my house.
• 0:25
  Speaker 1: I should be able to do whatever the fuck I want,
• 0:27
  Speaker 1: whenever I want, but.
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  Speaker 3: That isn't the case.
• 0:29
  Speaker 1: I do feel like it's kind of mom's house.
• 0:32
  Speaker 3: She no, she is queen Bee. Yeah, in her little honeycomb.
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  Speaker 2: Like yeah, Like I alsopill on the couch and be like,
• 0:39
  Speaker 2: oh fuck, my mom's gonna see it. I'm like, I
• 0:41
  Speaker 2: bought this fucking couch. I'll give a shit, dump the
• 0:44
  Speaker 2: whole diet coke on it.
• 0:47
  Speaker 3: That's good. We have a mom.
• 0:50
  Speaker 4: You cannot live alone. No, but what did you do
• 0:54
  Speaker 4: when Mom's away? How did you play? Because I was
• 0:57
  Speaker 4: thinking about it.
• 0:58
  Speaker 3: What did you do? Nothing?
• 1:01
  Speaker 4: That really like if they went out of town and
• 1:05
  Speaker 4: you weren't there, I would have like a select few
• 1:09
  Speaker 4: people come over, like fifteen to twenty, but it was
• 1:11
  Speaker 4: always like ten of my homies and like ten invites
• 1:16
  Speaker 4: of just people, and it was just it.
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  Speaker 3: Was almost like adults.
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  Speaker 4: We would have drinks and cocktails and things like that,
• 1:21
  Speaker 4: shoot shots whatever, but it was like no one was
• 1:24
  Speaker 4: throwing up, no one was.
• 1:26
  Speaker 3: Acting a fool. Yeah, that was when mom and dad
• 1:29
  Speaker 3: were home.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like whenever you had friends over, the basement
• 1:34
  Speaker 2: toilet was a little finicky, and any time mom and
• 1:38
  Speaker 2: Dad would leave us, I think you felt.
• 1:40
  Speaker 4: Like you were the one who found that out, and
• 1:43
  Speaker 4: by you, not you, but all of your high school friends.
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  Speaker 4: When we got it built, I remember all the time,
• 1:50
  Speaker 4: and I'm not gonna say the name, but I'll say
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  Speaker 4: the name, not the full name, but Matt. I remember
• 1:57
  Speaker 4: having to plunge shit from that toilet so many times
• 2:00
  Speaker 4: from Matt.
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  Speaker 3: It was like train me. Whenever people would use the
• 2:04
  Speaker 3: downstairs toilet, they'd be like, yeah, I'm gonna go to
• 2:06
  Speaker 3: the bathroom. I go, hold on.
• 2:08
  Speaker 1: What are we talking here? One? Two? And how many wipes?
• 2:10
  Speaker 1: You're talking?
• 2:11
  Speaker 3: Like I have to pooh? I'd go upstairs. You go,
• 2:14
  Speaker 3: not down here, buddy, No, but it pipes.
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  Speaker 2: It was always like when mom and Dad were gone,
• 2:18
  Speaker 2: someone chose to just like blow that ship up, and
• 2:21
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I don't want to deal.
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  Speaker 1: I truly don't.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I would. Lisa even makes me deal.
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  Speaker 4: Now my toilet is clogged up. Can you come to
• 2:32
  Speaker 4: find out?
• 2:32
  Speaker 1: We had a horrible fucking trigger warning?
• 2:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, trigger warning.
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  Speaker 4: But also we had a sewage issue with a steak
• 2:39
  Speaker 4: in the middle, so backage up was gonna happen anyway.
• 2:42
  Speaker 3: Lisa's like, I don't want to do it. It's disgusting.
• 2:46
  Speaker 1: I'm like, it's your shit there It wasn't. Actually it
• 2:49
  Speaker 1: was no one's because of that steak. Yeah, through the
• 2:54
  Speaker 1: sewer line. But at this.
• 2:56
  Speaker 3: House, I was only under the impression.
• 2:59
  Speaker 1: Of why do you think we keep you around?
• 3:01
  Speaker 3: Shit? And I was gonna have to go plunge one
• 3:05
  Speaker 3: of those up.
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  Speaker 2: That's repulsive. I'm gonna vomit. I'm gonna throw up.
• 3:11
  Speaker 1: Can I tell you what I love to do?
• 3:14
  Speaker 2: What I love to do when mom and Dad were gone,
• 3:16
  Speaker 2: Tell me I would have my friends over and we
• 3:20
  Speaker 2: would use the cam quarter.
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  Speaker 3: No, she's lying, guys, she has no friends.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Dad, When I would say I'm gonna go with
• 3:28
  Speaker 2: my I'm gonna go with my friends, you have no friends?
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  Speaker 3: All rude?
• 3:34
  Speaker 1: Now that statement could be true.
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  Speaker 3: He was just preparing me.
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  Speaker 2: He was looking, He's like, one day, Lauren, the entire
• 3:41
  Speaker 2: internet is going to be telling you this.
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  Speaker 1: I'm preparing you. I'm like, no, Dad, You're supposed to
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  Speaker 1: be a safe place.
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  Speaker 3: But he was building you up for the real world
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  Speaker 3: and the conversation needed to be had.
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  Speaker 1: No, I've got the world by the balls. No.
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  Speaker 2: I would use the cam quorder that Mom and Dad
• 3:56
  Speaker 2: bought literally to only film you and your games lacrosse football,
• 4:04
  Speaker 2: and I would take one of the cassettes and make
• 4:07
  Speaker 2: sure that I didn't tape over one of your games.
• 4:10
  Speaker 1: And I would have my friends over and we would.
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: Make homemade movies, one of which was called Beanie Girls
• 4:16
  Speaker 2: in California. We lived in California. We were probably in
• 4:20
  Speaker 2: the fifth grade, and mom had gotten us all beanies
• 4:26
  Speaker 2: from Limited Too, and that was my gift to all
• 4:30
  Speaker 2: my friends. They came over and we put them. We
• 4:33
  Speaker 2: put them on and made a movie and pretended like
• 4:35
  Speaker 2: it had never snowed in Los Angeles before. And we
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: opened the movie by us running to the windows looking
• 4:42
  Speaker 2: outside as it flurried, and we looked at each other
• 4:46
  Speaker 2: and went the surfboards are out, and the snowboards are in.
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  Speaker 3: Can we find this tape?
• 5:00
  Speaker 1: And then I hope so.
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  Speaker 2: And then I had one line where we're sitting there
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: and I go, my dad bought me a new Ferrari
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  Speaker 2: and my friend goes, me too, what color it's yellow?
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  Speaker 1: Mine too.
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  Speaker 2: We pretended like we were like a part of Clueless,
• 5:19
  Speaker 2: like we were really rich in California. And we even
• 5:21
  Speaker 2: pretended to get wasted. And I chopped up crackers and
• 5:25
  Speaker 2: made one of my friends have water with the crackers
• 5:29
  Speaker 2: and filmed her throwing it up in the scene.
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  Speaker 4: To the sink, not even the toilet, correct. I remember
• 5:35
  Speaker 4: Dad was pissed about that one.
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  Speaker 2: See, that's what you have to remember. When the moms
• 5:39
  Speaker 2: and dads are away, the kids will play.
• 5:41
  Speaker 1: They always come home.
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we hope they always come home.
• 5:48
  Speaker 3: I always hoped.
• 5:50
  Speaker 2: I also remember that when mom was away, I said
• 5:53
  Speaker 2: God for the first time.
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  Speaker 1: We were dancing on camera and I went, oh, my God.
• 5:58
  Speaker 2: And then I went and my friend goes, it's fine,
• 6:01
  Speaker 2: it's fine, no one's no one's home. They didn't hear
• 6:04
  Speaker 2: you say it, because remember we're from Utah. Like, yeah,
• 6:06
  Speaker 2: don't take the Lord's name in vain. Not that that matters.
• 6:10
  Speaker 1: You don't have to be from Utah to have to practice.
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  Speaker 3: I should, That's what I always say.
• 6:15
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, same, I need to stop. I'd watch
• 6:19
  Speaker 2: HBO because they had titties.
• 6:21
  Speaker 4: Oh I did that when mom and dad were home, though,
• 6:25
  Speaker 4: when they were ya, we'd sit downstairs on the big
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  Speaker 4: fucking TV. We'd just be a couple of horny, fucking
• 6:32
  Speaker 4: bastards just watching like the US gone wild. We didn't
• 6:38
  Speaker 4: we couldn't pay, we didn't have credit cards, but boy
• 6:41
  Speaker 4: did it give us a taste.
• 6:43
  Speaker 2: Oh my, I remember watching it with our next door
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  Speaker 2: neighbor and it was like it was just like a movie,
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  Speaker 2: a tasteful movie with boobs.
• 6:50
  Speaker 1: And Mom walked down.
• 6:51
  Speaker 2: And the next time we try to do it, HBO
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  Speaker 2: gone no longer on the TV.
• 6:56
  Speaker 4: She fucked it up for all of us, me and
• 6:58
  Speaker 4: my horny friends again.
• 7:00
  Speaker 3: We had to start going to my other friend's house.
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  Speaker 2: Whose parents didn't know that they were paying for HBO
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  Speaker 2: or liked it enough for themselves to no cancel.
• 7:08
  Speaker 3: They're like, they'll see it watching it in bed and kind.
• 7:12
  Speaker 1: Of thought it was themselves.
• 7:14
  Speaker 2: They Oh god, I know exactly who you're talking about too,
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  Speaker 2: The same people that I found sex books in their
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  Speaker 2: bottom drawer.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, different family.
• 7:24
  Speaker 2: Oh no, Actually, we have people in marriages who have happy, healthy,
• 7:30
  Speaker 2: happy relationships who were like, we parent and we also
• 7:36
  Speaker 2: have sex. And look at this book for new positions
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: and it's five hundred and sixty two pages.
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  Speaker 1: Good for you?
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god? Is each page like a different leg up?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know a finger spread?
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  Speaker 3: How many positions are there?
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  Speaker 2: Five hundred and sixty however many pages worth? Do you
• 7:54
  Speaker 2: remember when the next door neighbor came to the house though,
• 7:57
  Speaker 2: and mom and dad were out of town, and they
• 7:59
  Speaker 2: were in shock that there were no parents home because
• 8:03
  Speaker 2: the house was pristine, like there were still vacuum carpet lines.
• 8:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because we were told not to walk in that room.
• 8:10
  Speaker 1: Oh, in the piano room.
• 8:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, don't you ever remember that? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: But I actually felt good that, like someone paid us
• 8:16
  Speaker 2: such a compliment, being like, wow, parents aren't home. The
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  Speaker 2: babysitter or I think it was Brandon, our older brother
• 8:23
  Speaker 2: who was staying with us, and the house looked amazing.
• 8:27
  Speaker 2: So besides like the little moments of clogging pipes with
• 8:31
  Speaker 2: faux throw up in massive shits, I feel like we did.
• 8:34
  Speaker 1: A pretty good job. Yeah, I didn't feel like there
• 8:36
  Speaker 1: was anything I couldn't do.
• 8:38
  Speaker 4: I got ream for beating the shit out of those
• 8:41
  Speaker 4: columns in the basement, which in my opinion were in
• 8:44
  Speaker 4: the way.
• 8:46
  Speaker 1: Well they were holding the house up.
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  Speaker 3: Easton reinforced bar up on the wall.
• 8:50
  Speaker 1: I mean, what would you beat the shit out of
• 8:51
  Speaker 1: them with? What would you like throw.
• 8:52
  Speaker 3: The pool table?
• 8:53
  Speaker 4: Well, like the pool I mean, yeah, we'd hit the
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  Speaker 4: sticks with them because it was right there in the way.
• 8:59
  Speaker 3: Or the banana chairs.
• 9:02
  Speaker 1: Oh, those chairs that go back and forth, Yeah.
• 9:04
  Speaker 3: They'd hit the wall, chip it. Mom would go, what
• 9:07
  Speaker 3: are you guys doing down here?
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's common sense Easton and when you're rocking back
• 9:11
  Speaker 2: and forth hitting a wall repeatedly, that you just move
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  Speaker 2: the chair.
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  Speaker 3: Fifteen kids in there and shit breaks loose.
• 9:17
  Speaker 2: That's true, this person says, house party. Of course the
• 9:22
  Speaker 2: police would be called every time, but so worth it.
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  Speaker 4: Oh see that scares me, like my mom coming home
• 9:29
  Speaker 4: and being like the police were called.
• 9:31
  Speaker 1: You know who used to get the police called on them?
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  Speaker 1: You no, not me.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: Brittany Britney Carry would have house parties and she no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: back in Kentucky and the police would come and because
• 9:44
  Speaker 2: it was such a small town, they knew who she was,
• 9:47
  Speaker 2: and they'd be like, Britney, you know your mom doesn't
• 9:51
  Speaker 2: want you having these parties. And she'd be like, Oh, okay,
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: go back to having parties. Then there was a time
• 9:58
  Speaker 2: that she was in her she was I think she
• 10:00
  Speaker 2: stole her mom's car and accidentally she was looking back
• 10:04
  Speaker 2: to reverse and actually ran the car to the house.
• 10:07
  Speaker 3: Oh, it's like a movie.
• 10:09
  Speaker 1: Scene, right out of a movie. Can I tell you?
• 10:12
  Speaker 2: When I was fourteen, I took dad's No, I was fifteen,
• 10:15
  Speaker 2: because I had my learners permit, I took Dad's massive
• 10:20
  Speaker 2: fucking Ford expedition to go down to this hot guy's house.
• 10:25
  Speaker 2: Ended up getting there, but before I got there, I
• 10:28
  Speaker 2: was coming off the freeway and accidentally tapped the car
• 10:31
  Speaker 2: in front of me, and I was like fuck. She
• 10:35
  Speaker 2: gets out of the car, looks at her bumper, gives
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  Speaker 2: me two thumbs up, gets in the car and.
• 10:39
  Speaker 3: Leaves and I was like, did you get back in
• 10:42
  Speaker 3: the car.
• 10:42
  Speaker 2: No. I went down to the guy's house and he
• 10:45
  Speaker 2: had a girl in his bed. I was like, get fifteen,
• 10:48
  Speaker 2: you have girls in the beds. Where's your mom?
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: His mom was home, obviously not mentally home, because that
• 10:57
  Speaker 4: shouldn't have been happening fifteen late till I was like
• 11:01
  Speaker 4: seventeen or eighteen.
• 11:02
  Speaker 3: I can't even remember.
• 11:03
  Speaker 2: You and me both. I thought that was very strange.
• 11:05
  Speaker 2: I'm like, you do you.
• 11:06
  Speaker 4: Remember the kids in like seventh and eighth grade, ninth even,
• 11:10
  Speaker 4: and they were like talking about sex.
• 11:12
  Speaker 1: What?
• 11:13
  Speaker 3: No, Yeah, I had.
• 11:14
  Speaker 1: Actually I had friends giving handies.
• 11:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they were like, I know.
• 11:19
  Speaker 2: You know what though, I remember feeling at school, like
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: in high school the first time that I had finally
• 11:25
  Speaker 2: like had a drink and then like was having and.
• 11:29
  Speaker 1: It was towards the end.
• 11:30
  Speaker 2: It was my senior year, and like I had gone
• 11:32
  Speaker 2: through all of high school and now I could finally
• 11:35
  Speaker 2: relate to the kids that would come into class and
• 11:37
  Speaker 2: be like, oh hard weekend, And now I could be like, yeah,
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: I got so fucked up.
• 11:44
  Speaker 1: I was like, this feels so good that I good
• 11:46
  Speaker 1: to fit in.
• 11:48
  Speaker 4: Peer pressure sheep, don't be a sheep, guys, don't drink.
• 11:54
  Speaker 2: Biggest regret of my life because had I waited, I
• 11:58
  Speaker 2: probably could just like be a normal person at dinner. Yeah,
• 12:03
  Speaker 2: instead of one glass made twelve bottles, Yeah, I get.
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  Speaker 4: A glass, and I feel disrespected, Like why didn't the
• 12:09
  Speaker 4: fifth follow.
• 12:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, like, where's the bottle? You have to pay for
• 12:13
  Speaker 1: the bottle?
• 12:13
  Speaker 2: Well, fuck, make the biggest mess in the kitchen with
• 12:17
  Speaker 2: experiments mixing flour in any.
• 12:19
  Speaker 3: Baking that party.
• 12:22
  Speaker 4: I would just be watching her and at that time
• 12:24
  Speaker 4: I'd have been stoned out of my mind ready to eat.
• 12:27
  Speaker 1: Oh god.
• 12:28
  Speaker 2: Oh nothing better though than being super high and making
• 12:31
  Speaker 2: baked guds.
• 12:33
  Speaker 3: So that really there.
• 12:35
  Speaker 4: There's like times where I'd get super high up yeah,
• 12:38
  Speaker 4: and I would make brownies.
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: Oh, never take the batter.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: I think I just made it for the batter because
• 12:45
  Speaker 4: I would, I would have most of.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: The battery, nothing like a raw egg while I'm stoned,
• 12:51
  Speaker 2: like for real. By the way, if you guys can
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: like smoke in harmony, get really fucking high, make baked goods.
• 12:58
  Speaker 1: Make the baked goods before you get high.
• 13:00
  Speaker 2: If you're anything like me, you become one of the
• 13:02
  Speaker 2: couch and then you watch Sam Soda.
• 13:04
  Speaker 1: Have you seen it?
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: No?
• 13:06
  Speaker 1: Very ethetically pleasing to the high eye. Let me tell you.
• 13:11
  Speaker 2: I went through a whole roll of paper towels because
• 13:13
  Speaker 2: I just like could not. I was like, oh my god,
• 13:17
  Speaker 2: it's wild.
• 13:19
  Speaker 3: Oh doesn't that sound fun? Yeah?
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: I know, I wish we were normies.
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: Sounds a way, but here we are. Here we are.
• 13:28
  Speaker 1: We'll attend a meeting today.
• 13:30
  Speaker 2: Back in college, we would throw house parties and got
• 13:33
  Speaker 2: caught one time because our neighbor ratted.
• 13:35
  Speaker 1: What a square you had?
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: An ocean neighbor.
• 13:39
  Speaker 1: And Ocean, poor Ocean. No.
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: I'm she's a great kid, but boy is she a rat.
• 13:46
  Speaker 4: She's such a rat in fact my house and ask
• 13:48
  Speaker 4: me for something, I'll go no, and she goes, I'm
• 13:50
  Speaker 4: gonna go tell my mom you said no.
• 13:51
  Speaker 1: I'm like, she'll say no as well.
• 13:54
  Speaker 2: I'm but I do tell Ocean when she rolls up
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  Speaker 2: on me and she's like, Mom, that kid did da
• 14:00
  Speaker 2: da da da da? And I go Ocean. Are you
• 14:03
  Speaker 2: just telling me for fun or are you being a rat?
• 14:07
  Speaker 1: M I'm not a rat. You're a rat.
• 14:11
  Speaker 3: You're a stinky poop rat.
• 14:13
  Speaker 1: That's exactly what she said.
• 14:15
  Speaker 2: I don't know, though, I feel like I could be
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: one of those neighbors. The other night, the neighbors were
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: having like a going away party, and I looked at
• 14:22
  Speaker 2: the clock and it was ten and I was like,
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: come ten thirty, I'm making the call. I'm making the
• 14:28
  Speaker 2: fucking call. I'm exhausted. I got sleeping kids, and there
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: was one guy who I don't know if they had
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: Kevin Hart over to do a set, but he laugh
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, enough already. There's not one thing that's
• 14:42
  Speaker 2: funny enough to laugh like that.
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: No it Yeah.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: And the problem is with la is you call the
• 14:49
  Speaker 2: cops to be like, there's a house party that's too loud.
• 14:52
  Speaker 2: They're like, all right, well, we're dealing with a shooting
• 14:54
  Speaker 2: down the street, so we will not be arriving.
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: Kids.
• 15:00
  Speaker 2: I'll send you an Amazon link for these epic fucking
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: ear muffs, or if you like them in the ears,
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: you can just little earbuds. I'm that neighbor. I'm missus Kravitz. Yeah,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: I know, peeking through the gate. I'll like turn on
• 15:16
  Speaker 2: the TV where the monitor lies, just to see if
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: anybody's doing some riff raff out there.
• 15:24
  Speaker 1: I'm an old woman.
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: Oh I could care less.
• 15:27
  Speaker 2: I'm like, keep the music down. Come ten o'clock is
• 15:31
  Speaker 2: when we shut down. Don't make me call your mom.
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: We have end or weekday, both all.
• 15:38
  Speaker 2: Of the above weekends even worse. Loser, shut up square,
• 15:43
  Speaker 2: you're doing the fucking same thing in your back house.
• 15:46
  Speaker 3: I do certain songs that you hear get an exception though,
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: you're like, oh, I can vibe this.
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: If you're playing like a good hip hop playlist, I'll
• 15:55
  Speaker 2: let it slide. The Lion King soundtrack that I'm definitely
• 15:59
  Speaker 2: letting you bring in the Prince of Egypt. I'm coming
• 16:02
  Speaker 2: over watch over again The Prince of Egypt this week.
• 16:08
  Speaker 3: Sorry, I was gonna watch it this week. You can't
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: get it.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: I bought it. I bought it on Apple.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: I'm watching it that that movie slaps heavy, so I
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: can't remember it, so they excited to go into it
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: like that fresh mind.
• 16:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah. EDM is what the neighbors were playing.
• 16:27
  Speaker 2: So the EDM mixed with the cackling laugh I always
• 16:30
  Speaker 2: had had enough.
• 16:31
  Speaker 3: DM is just like a recipe for a headache for me.
• 16:35
  Speaker 1: I mean, it's just one of those types of music.
• 16:38
  Speaker 2: Like I remember the season ten, we went to like
• 16:42
  Speaker 2: this bar that played ed M and there were people
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: in there and they were clearly fucked up. They were
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: just by themselves with like glow sticks, and I'm like,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I want to record them and be like, can I
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: send this to you? Because once you's sober up in
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: the morning, you're gonna realize how bad.
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: This is I'll never forget. I went to Bonzi for
• 17:02
  Speaker 4: Avanza and it was in Utah.
• 17:05
  Speaker 3: It was up in Park City. Whiskey, if I believe,
• 17:08
  Speaker 3: was there as well as what's his name, I don't know,
• 17:13
  Speaker 3: Helium Bloom, all of that.
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: I don't.
• 17:16
  Speaker 3: All right, well figure it out, Wala jesus.
• 17:18
  Speaker 1: Wow Walle great walle.
• 17:20
  Speaker 4: And I went and I was working the event for
• 17:24
  Speaker 4: a buddy who had like a water stage set up.
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: So everybody's fucked up and they're doing like their gloves
• 17:31
  Speaker 4: have lights and they're like looking at me, like doing
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: all this crazy shit, and I was like, where the
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: fuck am I everybody and then like one person would
• 17:39
  Speaker 4: do it and then somebody would look at him and
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: touch them and.
• 17:41
  Speaker 3: Then they dance together. And I was like, this is
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: absolutely fucked.
• 17:45
  Speaker 1: Let me tell you something.
• 17:47
  Speaker 3: I wish I was on what they were on.
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: No you don't, because it sounds like rave music, and
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: I remember getting invited.
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: They just sounds fun people like there.
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: But there were cool ravers, well, there were cool ravers,
• 18:03
  Speaker 2: a lot of great people. I was just very because
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: I could I could like smoke a joint and then
• 18:11
  Speaker 2: have gloves on like this and be.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Like California Love.
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: You know, I could definitely get down. I'd be like
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: Maestro with Michael Jackson, light up gloves okay, and a
• 18:26
  Speaker 2: playlist that is all West Coast hip hop. That wasn't
• 18:30
  Speaker 2: the concert, no, But I'm saying what I could get down,
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: what I could get.
• 18:36
  Speaker 3: Down, I could there with soberly. I couldn't get down
• 18:40
  Speaker 3: with that ship.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: There was a time that mom and dad were gone
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: and I stayed at my boyfriend's house.
• 18:47
  Speaker 1: At the time.
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: This was I was like in high school and we
• 18:49
  Speaker 2: were going to go to a rave and I didn't
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: do drugs, right, We end up not going We stay home,
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: and that same rave that we were going to go to,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: this girl was on ecstasy or whatever.
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: The thing is where your jog was like this, and
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: she ended.
• 19:07
  Speaker 2: Up chewing a fucking hole through her cheek, passing out,
• 19:12
  Speaker 2: was trampled to death. So add that to the list
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: of things going back to the regular episode last week
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: of things.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: That I think could happen to my child. And it
• 19:25
  Speaker 1: keeps me up.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: At night that that'll do it.
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: Like if it wasn't so so waking up every five minutes,
• 19:31
  Speaker 2: it would be my thoughts that don't allow me to
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: enter rem cycle. This one's so funny Easton fistfight with
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: my sister because.
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: You weren't allowed to do it when parents were.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Like mom's away, I'm beating her Assay, hey me you
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: mano imano.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: Six o'clock.
• 19:50
  Speaker 4: They're leaving, beating your ass get ready, like whoever's losing
• 19:58
  Speaker 4: the fight out of the sisters.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: I just picture them the night before at dinner. The
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: night before mom and dad leave just looking at each
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: other like no gloves.
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: Straight knuckles, bitch. Oh that's scary.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna call you when I need something handled, like, hey,
• 20:15
  Speaker 2: my mom's gone, I need some shit handled.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: Bring your sister to kick some shit, dude.
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: I just could never be like Easton, fucking you up
• 20:24
  Speaker 1: tonight because mom's going to Utah.
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: Not only anybody, I mean yeah, even my homies that
• 20:29
  Speaker 4: were like like my best homie who was a brother
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: at that point, who you know, m h. Not once
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: was I ever like, let's just fucking go, man.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: You know it's because you got HBO. You got your
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: shit out. Another ways, good for you.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: I know.
• 20:43
  Speaker 4: All my buddies were like, we just throw on boxing
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: gloves and we'll have like boxing matches, like they'd go
• 20:48
  Speaker 4: up to the house and they'd all fight.
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: Say it with me pornhub dot com.
• 20:53
  Speaker 3: I was like, have you guys seen titties before? This
• 20:55
  Speaker 3: is way better than hitting each other.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Eat tons of junk food without her complaining about it,
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: blasting music, and staying up late. There is nothing better
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: than when you're by yourself. No one can judge you
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: for going down to the kitchen at one am to
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: be like I'm getting the Oreos cheese sticks, ritz crackers.
• 21:13
  Speaker 4: This bag of popcorn looks crasucke it.
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: Staying up late with a good show, and if I
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: sleep in tomorrow, Mom's not home to be like another
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: lazy day.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah right, Mom loves doing that still right now? Oh,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: I was sick as shit.
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: What you say to you?
• 21:31
  Speaker 3: Why you so tired? And then yesterday she finally fucking
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: got it.
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: We were all everybody is on their own for dinner.
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: I'm in bed early. I was like, now you know
• 21:41
  Speaker 4: how I felt? Yeah, because you're coming up to me
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: saying why are you tired? Because I got hit by
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: a fucking freight train.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: Well on top of the fact that, like you work,
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: help with the house, and then you have to take
• 21:52
  Speaker 2: care of kids, that aren't yours.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, you have to help. It's just exhausting till.
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: The kid who got me sick. Yeah, you know, like
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: you just didn't go out and about and catch this.
• 22:03
  Speaker 4: Your daughter likes to cough in my face to show
• 22:05
  Speaker 4: me she's sick.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Well, you just have to know that when the kids
• 22:09
  Speaker 2: go to school, they're always going to come.
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: Back with something buckets of sickness.
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: And all I can say is, whatever is not killing
• 22:15
  Speaker 4: me is making me strong.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: You would think that, but I'm sick every time she
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: gets sick. My immune system is just not slapping. I
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: was terrified, especially if alone in high school, I slept
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: at someone's house because I'm a square. Oh that sounds fun,
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: that doesn't sound squarish. However, parents being gone and being
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: alone in a house is way scary. Remember I wouldn't
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: allow you to sleep in the basement when we were
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: by ourselves. You had to go and sleep in the
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: room that used to be your room that turned into
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: a guest room. I was like, I'm not about to
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: be up here by myself.
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: I do remember that.
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: Honestly, I'm a little nervous for mom to be gone
• 22:52
  Speaker 2: because I'm sleeping in the house by myself.
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but not really.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: No, I've got you guys in the pitbulls and my kids.
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, if you want, you can take the pities too.
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: I don't know they aggressive.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: We're all a little bit codependent. It's fine as a
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: young adult.
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: Would have outside parties at home, easy clean up with
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: jungle juice. I loved me jungle juice. I would even
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: drink jungle juice from the bathtub.
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: Can I tell you a story.
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: That's how we made it. Always it was in.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: An igloo bucket like those igloo Okay, giant a cooler
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: and we're all having it. Okay, one lady had too
• 23:29
  Speaker 4: much of it. Okay, this is what scarred me. We're
• 23:32
  Speaker 4: all chatting at the table. She looks right, she doesn't
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: look great.
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: She looks right into the kitchen and I kid you
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: not seven foot projectile vomit from the jungle orange just
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: noted and fucking smell.
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: Whole episode is a trigger warning.
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: I know, I've got to affronted.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: I went downstairs to the basement with my homie and
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: we just we're in the pantry just eating bags of chips.
• 24:02
  Speaker 3: Because of the.
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: Stench, the fact that you could eat you're you're the
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: repulsive one unk.
• 24:11
  Speaker 1: How old are you?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Probably twenty two?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Oh you were grown?
• 24:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like I was of age, too old.
• 24:16
  Speaker 1: To be drinking jungle juice. That's for high school students.
• 24:19
  Speaker 3: No, you just get when you make jungle.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: John producer John's like I'm gonna have shoven and Happy Friday.
• 24:25
  Speaker 3: Jungle juice is just you just do. But what you
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: do when you're older is you get cups.
• 24:30
  Speaker 1: Well you do from the bathtub.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: No, we still do that, but use more. Just use
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: expensive liquor.
• 24:38
  Speaker 4: I know you're mixing it and it isn't about that,
• 24:40
  Speaker 4: But what it is about is expensive liquor has less
• 24:43
  Speaker 4: sugar in all of the things that give you hangovers,
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: right to you that So if you use better liquor,
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: it tastes better. You're drunk's better if you're using taka
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: R and R and all in that shit.
• 24:54
  Speaker 2: Loved talka back in the day until I discovered Are
• 24:58
  Speaker 2: I liked u v Do you remember you?
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: That was my first ever drink. Yeah, it was Pinnacles.
• 25:05
  Speaker 4: It was Pinnacle vodka whipped cream.
• 25:09
  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm gonna vomit.
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: I almost did it was it sounds.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: Good with maybe like a little bit of coke.
• 25:16
  Speaker 4: It wasn't I had a shot of it, not bad,
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: but then we mixed it with like things.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: But that was my first time ever drinking and it.
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: Was like a one and donner type of drink.
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: Though eighteen graduation that was the first time I drank.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: Oh nothing like a little whipped cream on graduation nights and.
• 25:31
  Speaker 4: Then I threw up that night we all do on
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: mom and Dad's couch as they took care of me.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: I remember one of my friends got too lit on
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: hypnotic and she went she went to the back, She
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: went to behind a dumpster at a mulcas alsa and
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: she said when she came back, she was like, as
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I vomited, a rat was staring at me.
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: I was like, oh, how degrading.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: The rats like ooh food, yummy, yummy.
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: And what's wild is I think our parents were still home?
• 26:06
  Speaker 2: So this is just a podcast about how fucked up
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: have you ever gotten.
• 26:11
  Speaker 3: While your parents are home?
• 26:13
  Speaker 4: Or I would like to though moms that I want
• 26:17
  Speaker 4: to know that.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: Next time, oh what they've come home to?
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, fucking come home too.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I don't know that I have enough moms who are
• 26:25
  Speaker 2: parents of kids who are like older.
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: We'll find out.
• 26:28
  Speaker 4: I ask because I do want to know, because I
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: want to hear it from the mom's side.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: I also had a friend that her mom got mad
• 26:35
  Speaker 2: at her because she was being naughty.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: We were in like junior high. What was she our
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: mom's leave. She was just being disrespectful in her mom's eyes.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: You know. We were fourteen.
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: So our moms leave to go have some wine at
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: the country club. And I'm just sitting in the house
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: because my bestie's blown off some steam.
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: But actually she was in there with a permanent marker.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Right, I'm a bad girl all over her fucking walls.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: Like in sharpie. I know exactly who it is.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: Fucking gangster shit.
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: Shit. She still hasn't changed.
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: I feel like she's a rock star. I'm obsessed with her.
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: The funnest Instagram page I've ever followed in my life.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: I'm like, hello, can you post more?
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: What are you doing? What are you eating? What color
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: are your toenails? Post anything? I will consume your contents.
• 27:32
  Speaker 4: So funny how there's just specific people that you just
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: love what they post.
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah, nothing, and you're like, I just can't get it off.
• 27:38
  Speaker 2: And then she fucking posted, Hey, I'm gonna be posting
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: a lot more this year on this account.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Go follow it? So I go follow it.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Dude, we're pushing March and all I see is one
• 27:48
  Speaker 2: baked good bitch. I have following this until you post
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: some real.
• 27:53
  Speaker 3: Shit home on now get a horse there.
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: But that was funny. I'm like, wooh, your mom's gonna
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: be a mad she gets home a.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: Bit fun to your friend's house seeing what they were
• 28:04
  Speaker 4: doing wrong and how they were gonna get in trouble
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: in your I'm not even a part of it. I'm
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: gonna go home you and you're gonna get reamed. And
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: I can't wait to just sit here and there look
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: at me and.
• 28:12
  Speaker 3: Be like, why can't you be more like him? Oh?
• 28:15
  Speaker 1: That felt? So I'm like, yeah, because why can't you?
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Because I agree you said the clean house.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: It was pristine all the time, and that's honestly like
• 28:24
  Speaker 4: if I ate, if I did anything, I would try
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: to keep it that way because I.
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: Liked it that way.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: So when I would go to friends houses, they would
• 28:31
  Speaker 4: blow the ship up, and everything that I would do
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: i'd put away.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: But they'd come home and be like, this is all
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: you I know, it's not him.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Ocean's definitely going to be the I'm blowing this
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: bitch to smithereens.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: I have a feeling Sosa is going to be the
• 28:43
  Speaker 3: pudder away.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too. Virgo versus Pisces. Oh thank god.
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: I love balance.
• 28:50
  Speaker 3: You'll need it, you guys.
• 28:51
  Speaker 1: I hope you enjoyed this bonus episode. I love you. Guys.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: If you're about to, you know, blow shit up this
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: weekend while your mom's away.
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: You know, just just make a little home video instead.
• 29:02
  Speaker 1: Make some baked brownies, take a gummy that sit up.
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: Oh god.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: All right, love y'all have the best week. I'll catch
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: you on Wednesday.