The Jonas Brothers' Chastity Crusade (Part Three)

Eating For Free · Oct 5, 2023 · 1h 43m

The Jonas Bros forge purity rings to mark their deal with Disney's devil, and are swiftly plugged into the fame machine built for Britney Spears. As she's put under conservatorship, Spears' team abandons her to make the tweens famous instead!

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The Jonas Brothers Sign Record Deal With Disney's Hollywood Records, 02/08/07 [PR Newswire]

Dangerous Diabetes: Affliction of the Stars, 12/20/2007 [ABC]

JONAS, ZAC & CORBIN, OH MY!, 04/27/2007 [Tiger Beat]

How Disney Is Reviving A Band Still in Its Teens, 07/19/07, [WSJ]

Disney Channel: The New, Low Risk Launching Pad, 08/23/07 [CNBC]

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