Latest / Reality TV Cringe / 150: Seeking Sister Wife - Seeking The Unexpected (S5 E8)
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- 0:10Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
- 0:16Delia here with my real tight home girl and my daughter in law if
- 0:19you can believe that this is my daughter in law, Beatrice. Hi,
- 0:22everybody, welcome. We are gathered here tonight to talk Seeking Sister Wife.
- 0:29We are on season five. We are on episode eight entitled Seeking the Unexpected.
- 0:34The Unexpected, Yeah, which apparently is a baby girl And you were
- 0:39right, Well, i'm your fake psychic in Reddit sleuthin. Well, I
- 0:42mean it was. I saw it on a YouTube and you saw it.
- 0:44Yeah, not necessarily my psychic vibeil. But yeah, we had a pregnancy
- 0:50announcement, very interesting unfortunately. Yeah, we're gonna get into it. Before
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- 2:22So, before we get into the episode, any thematic thoughts, any
- 2:25takeaways, well, I'm disappointed that Danielle is staying with Garrick because she had
- 2:35a baby, Like she announced it on an Instagram live last night, because
- 2:38she does a live every week after every episode. Yeah, and so they
- 2:42showed their baby, and their baby is very cute. Ye, baby girl,
- 2:45she's a penut. She's so cutute. I love that she's in the
- 2:51world. She's not the problem. Garrick's the problem. And I'm just mad
- 2:54that he's her dad and they brought a child into a problem to an existing,
- 3:00long standing problem, Like why would you do that? It's the worst.
- 3:02So that's my major takeaway. Yeah, my takeaway is that Justin's weirdess
- 3:07fuck uh huh. And that very awkward kiss at the end of his date
- 3:13with Yari. I'm like, is are we watching an essay? Are we
- 3:16watching something terrible and criminal? Perhaps? Like it was really weird, very
- 3:23uncomfortable. He's like, can I have a kiss? And she's like no,
- 3:25and he's like, well let me kiss you anyway. I know what
- 3:29a creepy old man very much. So they're very strange. Well let's start
- 3:35with them, because they were the top of the episode. Anyway, Let's
- 3:38get their creepiness out of Okay, way, so Justin and Becky are gonna
- 3:44go on a date or no, Justin's gonna go on a date with Yari.
- 3:46But you would think that Becky was going too, with the amount of
- 3:50like meddling and controlling and management that she's doing over Justin, like make sure
- 3:54you pull out her chair, make sure your hair is done. I'm like,
- 3:58okay, gone down, what a weirdo? Well, and it seems
- 4:00like it's the second date, Like he went on a first date with her
- 4:03and this is the second date to like answer more questions about her. But
- 4:06before we do that, we gotta go get Justin a haircut by some weird
- 4:11barber who happens to be coincidentally also a polygamist or somebody who practices polyamor not
- 4:19a polygamist. Yeah that's what I thought too, But he told them he
- 4:24was a polygamist, and so that way, Becky felt more comfortable about Becky
- 4:28sitting there behind Justin being like you missed the spot, I know, like
- 4:30let him finish the cut and then maybe ask him to fix something you don't
- 4:34like. Furthermore, why do we need to meet absolute strangers and then announce
- 4:40that we are meeting somebody in consideration of adding them as a sister wife.
- 4:44Like your hairstylist doesn't need to know all that. No, they don't care.
- 4:47I don't want to know this much about you, Becky. No.
- 4:50But that's like I feel like that's part of the trade being a hairstylist,
- 4:54though, because you got to talk to all these people, and all these
- 4:56people got to dump all their problems to these poor hairstylists. Like I don't
- 4:59know how they deal with it, honestly, but they're getting Justin's getting his
- 5:03haircut to look all handsome. I guess, well, at the end of
- 5:06the haircut, it looked like the beginning of the haircut, I'm like,
- 5:09did you do anything. He's only got four or five hairs that they just
- 5:12move around and approximate a new style. But I'm like, you look like
- 5:15the exact same guy. I know, you like shaved a little bit off
- 5:18the side and was it. But I'm like, you're still balding, you
- 5:21still got no hair. Whatever. He gets his haircut, then they go
- 5:25home and then he's got to get dressed for his date with Yori, and
- 5:29I guess they met her on some dating app probably Tender because they couldn't find
- 5:32like a normal polygamist dating app or something. So let's stop right there.
- 5:38Okay, Now, is there anything about that that seems deceptive to you?
- 5:43Because I feel like there were some mixed messages here, Like they say that
- 5:46they put the fact that they were a polygamist couple like at the bottom of
- 5:50the profile. Then they're like, Yari didn't read the profile. But then
- 5:56we have Justin also saying to the camera like I didn't tell Yari being a
- 6:00polygamist until the end of our first date, kind of giving me the vibe
- 6:04like did you even put it in your dating profile that you guys are polygamous?
- 6:08Are you just springing this on unsuspecting and innocent women. I feel like
- 6:13they're springing it on people, especially on like the dating apps and stuff,
- 6:15or they're not like blatantly advertising it, because if you're putting it at the
- 6:19end of your dating profile, nobody's reading your whole profile anyway, especially if
- 6:24you're on like Tender or Fucking Bumble or whatever, Like people are just looking
- 6:29at the book. I read my husband's whole profile. Unpron I took that
- 6:34with your daughter on ok, yes, I was I was looking at every
- 6:39single word. I was looking on every single picture. But I guess people
- 6:43don't look nowadays, they're just looking at hook up. Well, and you
- 6:46weren't looking just a fuck no, you were looking for a mean yeah.
- 6:49And he I feel like Justin's just looking at a fuck yeah okay, and
- 6:55like, let's talk about this too. So they're talking about how they met
- 6:58her or he met her tender or whatever. He's like, yeah, I
- 7:01was like immediately attracted to her because you know, I'm into Arabic Latino woman
- 7:06women. Right, that's oddly specific. That seems very fetishizing to me.
- 7:12Uh huh right, yeah, totally. That was very very strange, And
- 7:17just some of his conversation to when they were at the date, like he
- 7:23just seems very blank, but also very interested in onboarding somebody new without really
- 7:29getting to know them, which I think the Shane and Ashley have the same
- 7:32problem. They're just looking for somebody right now, Like why, I know,
- 7:35why don't you want to spend some time with these people? Plus you're
- 7:38springing it on this poor Yari, who seems like a nice person. She's
- 7:41a single mom. And when she's asking him during their date whether this is
- 7:46a situation between me and you Justin? Or is it me you and your
- 7:51wife? It feels to me like what Yari is asking is like, are
- 7:55you expecting me to fuck your wife too? Yeah? Or is it just
- 7:58me and you? And Justin was kind of ambiguous here, He's just like,
- 8:03you know, yeah, like depends on what you want, and we
- 8:05could all go out on a date. But I'm like, is there like
- 8:09some subtext here that they're not saying? Oh yeah, I think they're totally
- 8:13swingers. I've been saying it all season. I'm like, they're either swingers
- 8:16or they're both pollyed. They liked to fuck a bunch of people, and
- 8:20that's fine. Just be honest about it. You don't have to be like,
- 8:24oh, it's religion. God told me my husband needs to fuck other
- 8:26women. I don't know, it's very weird. He was kind of skirting
- 8:31around it, but also maybe he's just dumb, and maybe he thought Yori
- 8:35was talking about dates like is this how it's gonna be with dates? When
- 8:39she was probably meaning, am I gonna have to fuck your weird way?
- 8:41Wow? Like the romantic connections in this relationship, like are you expecting me
- 8:45to also have a romantic connection with That's what I was hearing. Yeah,
- 8:48and that's not what he was answering. And then there's this other glaring thing,
- 8:52this elephant in the room concerning polygamy. Because to me, and maybe
- 8:56I'm just being a boomer out here, but polygamy, for me, that's
- 9:00a spiritual connotation, Like there is a reason people are polygamous. It usually
- 9:03has to do with For Mormon, it usually has to do with our celestial
- 9:05kingdom and what kind of planet we're going to rock in the afterlife, and
- 9:09how many bitches don't be on a planet. Yeah, but there is a
- 9:13spiritual connotation. And I guess in Islam as well, and in Christianity.
- 9:16I know Solomon had many concubines and there were some people who had multiple wives
- 9:22in the Bible. But like Justin and Becky, who come from an apocalyptic
- 9:30cult, the Tony Alamo apocalyptic cult, they don't talk about this spiritual part
- 9:35of it, no, because I don't think they actually believe in a spiritual
- 9:39part of it. I think it's like a sex thing for them both,
- 9:41and they're just saying it's spiritual to make them seem like they're wholesome. People
- 9:46that are not creepy stalk or weirdos that stalk these girls that they date.
- 9:52I don't know, just so it seemed very weird, and like the way
- 9:54Justin was describing Yuri and his talking, he like, oh my god,
- 9:56she's so hot, so into him, So like, you're fucking weird,
- 10:01dude, you're gross. You have no charisma or riz as the kids say
- 10:05these days, he's got none. Like, but what is the difference to
- 10:09these couples between polygamy and polyamory, Like, is polygamy polygamy because of the
- 10:15spiritual component or is it because it's the marital component, Because with polygamy,
- 10:20it's like we're entering into a union that's higher than just fucking yeah and being
- 10:24open. I don't really know. That's my question. Is the spiritual part
- 10:26that's lacking that I want somebody to bring up and talk about well? And
- 10:30I wonder if it's just because this is the premise of the show. It's
- 10:33called Seeking Sister Wife, so they have to frame it as all polygamous relationships,
- 10:37when like Seeking Brother Husbands, we found out all of these couples were
- 10:41poly So I kind of wonder if that's what's going on with seeking sister wife.
- 10:46It's just more entertaining because these couples are weirder than seeking brother husband.
- 10:50I think that's probably what it is, Okay, I'm just I'm just wondering
- 10:52what's going on because to me, they kind of came in with a bit
- 10:56of a spiritual vibe, and you would think that they would be talking about
- 10:58that a bit more with these women that they're trying to date and bring into
- 11:03the whole family structure, like these are my these are my spiritual intentions,
- 11:07these are my emotional intentions, these are my physical intentions. But no,
- 11:09it's just like do you work out? Do you like my hair? I
- 11:13think you're gonna kiss you? Gross? Yikes, because Justin just wants to
- 11:18fuck, just like Garrick Maryfield, and just like Becky just wants to fuck
- 11:22Henny and just like then, you just want to fuck day out here did
- 11:26water to? Everyone just want to fuck? So yeah, that date was
- 11:30fucking awkward as hell. They're gonna go on a third one maybe, but
- 11:33Yori doesn't seem interested in it at all. He's coming in for the kiss
- 11:37and she's literally bowing her head, moving her head. She's schemed out like
- 11:41the rest of us. She's like, she's never gonna see him again.
- 11:45I hope. Uh uh have you ever done that before? I've totally done
- 11:46that. Yeah, we're on a date where I'm like, yeah, here's
- 11:50the cheek disgusting. So next we have the Sherwoods, Ashley and Shane.
- 11:56So a couple of things happened here. First, we started with Shit and
- 12:00his friend. I think his name is Charlie or something. I don't know
- 12:03who I really liked. He was totally based a very good friend, very
- 12:07good friend, very supportive. They're going to a bar or something in the
- 12:09plain Pool, I don't remember. But the whole point of this interaction was
- 12:15Shane kind of off gassing his feelings about Ashley dating other women and how he
- 12:20feels awkward with it because he's never seen Ashley with another woman until he saw
- 12:26her with Sarah. He doesn't feel good about it. He's got bad vibes
- 12:31about Sarah. So what did you think about this whole situation? I thought
- 12:33that was really telling because, at least in terms of what we saw as
- 12:37the audience, Ashley wasn't tripping over herself with Sarah. She was very nice.
- 12:43You know, they were having a nice little time together. But it's
- 12:46not like she was out here tonguing Sarah down. So if that little bit
- 12:50of affection and attention from Ashley to Sarah is already making him feel bad,
- 12:56it's making me really question why he's doing this in the first place. But
- 13:00then we get to the part where we learned that he has actually got a
- 13:03different motivation, which is the fact that he has cancer. He's got kidney
- 13:07cancer, yes, which we kind of speculated on a couple episodes ago,
- 13:11because you had heard him say that he had like some health issues. I
- 13:15would have kind of a throwaway line. I'm like, wait a minute,
- 13:16what do you mean? Mm hm, And you were right. He's got
- 13:20cancer. So he's got renal carcinoma probably is what it is. He says
- 13:24it's renal cancer, and he's pretty young to be having it because normally I
- 13:28work in oncology, so I know I can speak from my expertise. Wow,
- 13:33because I'm so smart. It's a medical professional in the building. But
- 13:37renal carconoma is like one of those cancers that usually older people get, so
- 13:43he's kind of young to have it. But he had a partial neffrectomy,
- 13:46which he got a partial kidney removal, and then he's got some spots on
- 13:50his other kidney that he probably has to get removed. And then Shane and
- 13:54Ashley did like a Reddit ama where they were answering people's questions and he clarified
- 14:01that he's getting another surgery. Yes, I think in the near future,
- 14:03like in the next couple of weeks. And he also said unfortunately, which
- 14:09makes one speculate whether there's a recurrence or whether there's an additional situation that he's
- 14:15going to need to take care of here. Yeah, but it's really sad.
- 14:18Even when he's opening up to his friend, it brings him to tears,
- 14:22and I thought his friend was really awesome in the moment. He's just
- 14:24like, if you ever need to just vent, if you ever just want
- 14:28to call somebody, I'm here no matter what, I'm going to be here.
- 14:31And with people who are chronically ill and people who are sick, that's
- 14:35a real problem, just like the people who fade away from your life.
- 14:39So having people there who are like, I'm going to be here no matter
- 14:43what I think is really really important. Yeah, but I have to ask
- 14:45you, like, it's really weird to me. I've been on the planet.
- 14:48Now this is my sixth decade, right, I'm in my fifties.
- 14:50Can you believe that it's crazy? Pretty wild? Yeah, But the cancer
- 14:56that I'm hearing in my earball, in families, friends, and communities,
- 15:00Like the instances of people contracting cancer is wow to me lately, like in
- 15:07the last five to ten years, like so many people are getting it.
- 15:11I'm not going to turn this into a conspiracy. That's not what I'm trying
- 15:13to do. But it's like really sad. And my own doctor's like,
- 15:16yeah, Like the one diagnosis I hear in my office every single month,
- 15:22several times a month is like breast cancer. Like you got to get your
- 15:24mamograms. Oh yeah, Delia, And I'm just like, really, I
- 15:28don't want to. It's like you've got to go get your mamograms. You
- 15:30got it. But it's just like, yeah, it's it seems really wild.
- 15:33And we're seeing so many young people with this problem. And so I
- 15:37felt for Shane in this moment, and it made so much make sense to
- 15:41me because we're wondering, like, why are you doing this if you're clearly
- 15:46so uncomfortable with the fact that she's attracted to another woman. Yeah, that's
- 15:50why. Now why? And on their redditama they clarified that they had been
- 15:54looking for sister wives for years prior to his cancer diagnosis, and then once
- 16:00he got diagnosed, it kind of astracted it. Yeah, so, which
- 16:04I think is weird personally. So let's talk about that, because I know
- 16:07you were saying like you had a problem with their intention behind this. Yeah,
- 16:12because I'm sure they probably were talking about having a sister wife years prior
- 16:18or whatever. I'm sure it was talked about. They had many conversations they
- 16:22were thinking about maybe pursuing this lifestyle, but maybe didn't want to like jump
- 16:26head and headfirst into it. I get that, But for him to be
- 16:32diagnosed with cancer and then that's the reason why they're accelerating it, Like,
- 16:37I don't know, I just feel I just feel like it's weird because it's
- 16:41mainly for Ashley, right, Like Shane frames it in this episode, like
- 16:45I want to make sure Ashley's taken care of. But I'm like why,
- 16:49Like what I mean? Why? Like he doesn't want to leave her alone.
- 16:52They've got two little kids, and he's gonna want her to be with
- 16:56somebody who's going to be supportive. I mean, I can see what I
- 17:00think the focus is weird. I feel like we should be paying attention to
- 17:03you right now, Shane. I shouldn't be out here, like nine months
- 17:07pregnant, trying to get some cookie or somebody's cookie, Like we should be
- 17:11paying attention to Shane. But at the same time, I understand his desire
- 17:15to make sure that Ashley has something when, if, and when he goes.
- 17:18I just don't know if it's purely his desire or if that's something that
- 17:22Ashley planted into his head. Because to me, if my spouse was going
- 17:25through cancer, me being taken care of or like having another partner after maybe
- 17:30they die is not a priority to me. Like my priority is my partner
- 17:36who has cancer and like being there for them one hundred percent, not making
- 17:38them feel uncomfortable by watching me date other women, knowing full well that that's
- 17:45a trigger for him that he had a partner in college, that she loved
- 17:48it, because well, she probably knows about his past with his partner in
- 17:52college. But he's telling his friend like, I don't want Ashley to see
- 17:56me weak. I don't want Ashley to see me having all this trouble with
- 18:00the women that she's dating, so like, does she know the full scope
- 18:04of his discomfort? Like has he given her permission to go forth and do
- 18:10what she wants and his blessing and his encouragement, because then that's unfair to
- 18:14Ashley, like she's doing what she thinks her husband wants her to do.
- 18:17I guess, but I don't know if it was driven by her, because
- 18:19like at the beginning of the season, she kind of framed it like it
- 18:22was driven by her, Like I realized that I was bisexual when I got
- 18:26married to Shane, and so I want to experience this part of me through
- 18:30our marriage. But Shane's not going to fuck other women. He confirmed that
- 18:34in They're read at Day in May. He doesn't get any benefit from this.
- 18:38I just I don't know. I just think it's kind of weird.
- 18:41I don't understand why the priority is to find a sister wife. I understand
- 18:45Shane's like, well, I want to make sure my wife's taken care of,
- 18:47But I'm like, you're not terminal. Doesn't seem like you're terminal.
- 18:49Renal cell carsonoma has like a ninety percent success like survival rate, Like it's
- 18:55not like one of those ones that's like you're gonna be dead in five years.
- 18:59So it's just it just seems weird to me. Something feels off.
- 19:03I don't understand why we have to get Ashley to eat a box right away,
- 19:07right. I don't know, because when you see Ashley in the conversation
- 19:12that they're having, like at the end of their segment, she's sitting on
- 19:15the couch and she's crying, And even in their interstitial when they're talking they're
- 19:21doing their talking heads, she's crying like she's definitely worried, she's definitely concerned,
- 19:26she definitely loves him. So I just I don't really know whether he's
- 19:30equally forcing the issue or not. Yeah, maybe he's not, and maybe
- 19:34Ashley is, and that really would be really fucking selfish at a time when
- 19:38he's so concerned about his health, but maybe not, like he seems to
- 19:41want to make sure she's got a partner if and when he's not there.
- 19:45And although I think that that's like not what they should be thinking about right
- 19:51now, I can understand it, yeah, and have compassion for it,
- 19:55I guess, yeah. And I have compassion for them too, And I
- 19:56feel bad for Shane that he's like put in this because how does he feel,
- 20:02you know, like just having to be like, Okay, well I've
- 20:03got cancers and now I've got to think about my wife. It doesn't seem
- 20:07like he feels great. No, he's breaking down in a bar with his
- 20:10friend who's trying to comfort him, like that's what his wife should be doing,
- 20:14and yeah, he should be as comfortable as possible at this time.
- 20:18So the whole thing is pretty sad. It's pretty sad and icky. But
- 20:22like in The Red at Aime, they were being very like supportive with everybody
- 20:26and people were like, oh, I totally understand your guys a situation,
- 20:29and so they were showing them a lot of love and stuff. But I'm
- 20:32just like, I don't know, it just seems kind of it seems kind
- 20:33of weird to me, and especially knowing Shane's past, I'm like, why,
- 20:38Ashley, is it a priority for you to find a sister wife?
- 20:41You know what I mean? Who knows? Maybe Shane was the one that
- 20:45decided to do this, right, I don't know. Seems weird though,
- 20:48Well, your issue is registered. Well, thanks, so we understand him.
- 20:52Glad. I'm glad. And then we have the Merry Fields. Wow,
- 21:00So we open this episode with Danielle sadly packing a bag because she's throwing
- 21:08her dress in the suiting upset. So so, okay, this feels really
- 21:19produced and manufactured to me on a couple of levels, but I will let
- 21:25you continue for sure. So she's packing her bag because she says she's going
- 21:27to fly to Rio to witness the ceremony of Natalia and Garrick. But she
- 21:34says that Garrick and her haven't really spoken in the six weeks that he's been
- 21:38to Brazil, that they needed this separation, and wasn't he supposed to be
- 21:44gone for just four weeks, for a month, So he's gone for six
- 21:48weeks. He's got two sons, one who's a teenager, one who's like
- 21:52a tween ager, and a full ass wife although not legally, and a
- 21:56home and a business, and he's tacked on two additional weeks after he left
- 22:03on bad terms with his wife. Yeah, he does not care about you,
- 22:07Danielle. He does not give one shit about you, Danielle, not
- 22:10at all. Wake up, Wake the fuck up. And I thought in
- 22:14this scene maybe we were starting to see that. Of course, no,
- 22:18of course she's on fucking Instagram on her lives talking about how much she loves
- 22:22Garrick and their baby together, and I'm just like, so you get what
- 22:26you settled for. I'm not gonna feel bad for you. Seriously, you
- 22:29can cry all you want to cry more for real, cope harder. I
- 22:32don't care if you're not going to do anything to benefit your own situation,
- 22:36much less the situation for your children. Now another child leg you can get
- 22:41fucked. I do not care about you, lady, for real. I
- 22:44don't feel bad. Frustrating. She's so fucking annoying, And so she's packing
- 22:48her bag. She's talking about how she's got a bomb to drop because her
- 22:51sister in law, Samantha's coming over to help her, and so she's gonna
- 22:55tell her that she's pregnant and the sister law and her talking head is like,
- 22:59yeah, I'm kind of concerned about Danielle and Garrick's relationship because I've never
- 23:03seen them like this bad. Apparently Garrek will call the in laws up and
- 23:08ask to stay at their house when they have fights and shit, which is
- 23:11weird to me. Yeah, why wouldn't Danielle go to her family? That's
- 23:17because he doesn't have family. His own family disowned him, and he doesn't
- 23:22have any of his own friends except for that weirdo that went on that bike
- 23:25ride with him. But like, he doesn't seem to have like a lot
- 23:29of people around him to support him other than her and her family. So
- 23:33he goes to stay with his in laws when they're fighting. That's weird,
- 23:37big yikes, big yikes, And so Samantha's concerned. She goes over there
- 23:41to talk to Danielle. Danielle's like, Yeah, I think we really needed
- 23:45this separation because, you know, we need to get right with God,
- 23:48we need to get right spiritually, because we're just having these problems. So
- 23:52it's been good that I haven't seen my husband for six weeks while he's fucking
- 23:55another bimbo in Brazil. No offense to Natalia, but you know, I
- 23:59mean that's essentially he's doing. And so Samantha comes over and Daniel's like,
- 24:04yeah, I'm pregnant, and Samantha's face yeah, is like the face of
- 24:08all of us viewers at home, like what bitch? What? So now
- 24:12we have to have the conversation about whether we think Danielle did this on purpose,
- 24:17because somebody on the internet mentioned that she has managed to not get pregnant
- 24:22for the last I don't know, twelve years since her last child, So
- 24:26they've obviously have a method that works for them. But all of a sudden,
- 24:30when he's falling in love with this young chippy from Brazil, all of
- 24:33a sudden, whatever you've been doing that's been working for the last twelve your
- 24:37years isn't working, and you fall pregnant. I just feel like it's possible.
- 24:41Of course, it's absolutely possible, But like, is this something that
- 24:44she's doing to sabotage Garrick and Natalia to maybe bring Gerrek back to her or
- 24:52get his focus back on her, Because I'm just gonna give you a newsflash,
- 24:57Danielle is not going to work. No, we see when you FaceTime
- 25:00him in just a little bit, like he does not give a shit.
- 25:03No, he doesn't care now at all. And then that's what's so crazy,
- 25:06is like she finds out she's pregnant because she's feeling all sick and stuff.
- 25:10She hasn't even told her husband yet, who's in another country banging a
- 25:15woman banging on who doesn't want to talk to you, doesn't even talk to
- 25:18her. That's what's so crazy, and she knows that it's wrong, Like
- 25:21she knows it's wrong that Natalia is not talking to her. She knows that
- 25:23this separation is not good for their marriage. She even says to Samantha,
- 25:29like this is where we see the clip that we saw a couple of previews
- 25:32ago that she realizes, like, dang, with Garret gone, I could
- 25:37be a single mom. Like he could leave my ass and excommunicate the fuck
- 25:41in Brazil and never come back and see us ever again. It's like,
- 25:45right, yeah, you're dumb, You're so dumb. Yeah, uh,
- 25:51crazy like a fox. Yeah. Do you think that there's a chance that
- 25:53she manipulated this whole thing and got pregnant on purpose before he left? What's
- 25:57the reasoning behind that besides to bring him back to her? But he has
- 26:02like no legal obligation though, But I mean, you know, most upstanding
- 26:06men, if they're going to bring a baby into this world, they're gonna
- 26:08want to be there to protect and support that baby. And that we're going
- 26:11uncensored, Yeah, to protect and support that baby. They're not just gonna
- 26:15skip down. So maybe this is a card that she's trying to play.
- 26:18Don't you think that's possible. I mean, it could be, but I
- 26:22don't think most men are like super upstanding with that because I got my own
- 26:26sperm, donor that totally abandon me. Are we going to go uncensored?
- 26:30Yeah, it's uncensored, So that could be something. I know Gerrik has
- 26:33whole ass kids already with Danielle, but it's like he's in Brazil. Wow,
- 26:38they're divorced. Let's get back from the uncensored, right, so right,
- 26:45But I think that's the minority of men, the minority of Maybe maybe
- 26:48I'm just I know a lot of baby daddies. Okay, maybe there's a
- 26:52lot of men out there who don't want to claim their children. But you
- 26:55can see how Danielle would think that he would because they have these two pre
- 26:57existing children that he has up until this point, yeah, taken care of.
- 27:02So maybe she thinks that this is something she can do to get the
- 27:04focus back on her, or maybe she's trying to like save their marriage.
- 27:08Like I talked about a few episodes ago that like, I feel like a
- 27:11lot of people think that having a baby when you have a horrible marriage will
- 27:15make things better, and you're like, no, it's sometimes it amplifies oh,
- 27:19the existing problem. It always it always does, so maybe that would
- 27:23be her motivation, Like maybe she knows that they're having problems, and so
- 27:27then she gets pregnant. I don't know. It just seems so many people
- 27:32over the ages you have had babies to save relationships and it just doesn't work.
- 27:37But they seem happy on the internet. And maybe it worked because as
- 27:41far as we know, I was gonna say Berberta, but Natalia is no
- 27:45longer with them, right, so something changed and maybe this has something to
- 27:48do with it. Maybe she's sabotaging it, but I'm like, you can't
- 27:51do that forever, girl, No, you can't. We also hear from
- 27:53Danielle that she is not inclined to go to Rio to attend the wedding because
- 28:00she feels like a third wheel. She feels like Natalia really doesn't want her
- 28:03there because once again Natalia is not returning her texts. She's leaving her on
- 28:08red or on scene. Yeah, and she's like, why should I go?
- 28:11Like, I'm just gonna feel bad about everything, And I guess this
- 28:15is what leads to her conversation with Garret. Yeah, so she face times
- 28:19him and she decides to tell him yeah, I'm prego, and I don't
- 28:23think I want to go to Brazil. At first she says, I'm pregnant.
- 28:27Yeah, and then we have this pot okay, because first of all,
- 28:30he's not smart man, so he's like, oh, ogg, make
- 28:33fire. I'm taking in the words and processing. So seventeen minutes later he's
- 28:37like, oh wow, Jenner, a blessing from God. Sure that's great.
- 28:41Sure, so vacant. He literally does not care. So strange.
- 28:47Yeah, so bizarro world. Oh yeah, this guy in his face.
- 28:51Yeah. Well, and both of them looked so unhappy, Like Danielle looks
- 28:55horrible, Like she looks miserable. She's crying about it. She's crying.
- 28:59He looks dead inside. I mean he already does. He's always dead inside,
- 29:03and probably drunk. He just doesn't look happy, probably drunk. He
- 29:08probably sex tired. He's been banging the entire time. Drunk, doesn't have
- 29:14time for you and your pregnancy, Danielle. Yes, But like I was
- 29:18wondering if she was putting on the waterworks so that she could get some attention,
- 29:23some compassion from him, But like he gave her dust, He gave
- 29:26her absolutely nothing. You might as well be invisible. Bitch. This man
- 29:30don't care about you, not at all, not at all. And so
- 29:34then she's like, well, I feel like a third wheel. I don't
- 29:37want to go to Brazil. And then he's like, well, but Natalia
- 29:41will have her feelings be hurt if you don't choke off forbid, which is
- 29:44like, really, you know that Danielle's telling you over and over again that
- 29:48she feels like Natalia doesn't hate it, doesn't like her, and you're saying,
- 29:52but Natalia is gonna be sad if you don't go. Yeah, but
- 29:55what about Natalia not reaching out to me? Why aren't you over there in
- 29:57Brazil talking about that occurring? A piece between the two sisters in this relationship
- 30:03that would make too much sense for Gary Camary, he doesn't care. No,
- 30:06he doesn't care. That's why he doesn't do it. Yeah, and
- 30:07then when his wife, who's pregnant he hasn't seen her in six weeks,
- 30:11is like, yeah, so I'm just not gonna go to Brazil. Actually,
- 30:15he doesn't even put up a fight. He's like, Okay, well
- 30:18we're gonna probably get married next week, so I'll send you a text or
- 30:19something, but I'll talk to you in a few days. That's what he
- 30:23says. His wife has just told him that she is pregnant. Pregnante,
- 30:29yeah, pregnant, and you're like okay, well and she's crying. Yeah,
- 30:34let me tell you. If I'm crying in front of my husband,
- 30:37like his entire world disintegrates. I mean, he's like this big six three
- 30:41lumberjack, mohawk tattooed guy. But if I cry in front of my husband,
- 30:47he does not know what to do it with himself, and he will
- 30:48not do anything else until I stop, because he wants to take care of
- 30:52me. So if he were to see me on a FaceTime call and I'm
- 30:55crying much less because I'm pregnant, are you kidding me? My husband would
- 30:59be like, okay, honey, let's talk about this. I know,
- 31:00let'spend something. How can I make you feel better? What do you need?
- 31:03Like that would be what my husband would do. And I just always
- 31:07just automatically measure other partners against my husband, thinking that most people are like
- 31:12him. Yeah, but maybe not. If Garrek is any indication like he
- 31:18does not give a shit. He's like, well, I'll call you in
- 31:19a few days, and she's like, okay, tomorrow, can you call
- 31:22me tomorrow. He's like, okay, I'll call you tomorrow. Then I
- 31:23guess, baby, fucking whiner. I know. I was actually thinking about
- 31:29your husband watching this. I'm like, he would never know the O good
- 31:33man would or woman not at all. Even my partner would be like dropping
- 31:37everything, of course, but we wouldn't go six weeks without seeing each other
- 31:41either. No. I think that's fucking weird personally. But they're obviously having
- 31:45problems. Their marriage is miserable. And then on their freaking Instagram Live,
- 31:49they're putting on this show like look, we're a happy family. Look at
- 31:52our beautiful baby, who is very beautiful. But I'm like, great,
- 31:56she gets to grow up with a dysfunctional family with a fuck dad, fucked
- 32:00up dad, and a fucked up mom who allows him to treat her that
- 32:04way. And so now this girl gets to see this and then is going
- 32:07to choose partners that resemble her shit ass father. Well, somebody brought that
- 32:14up to her on Instagram. I saw it on Reddit, like, well,
- 32:16are you gonna be okay if your daughter grows up to have a husband
- 32:21like Garrick who's out here banging all these women. And she's like, well,
- 32:24if that's her choice. I would one hundred percent support it. God,
- 32:29Gilaine Maxwell, Dug Gallaine Maxwell, evil sex, terrible bullshit. God,
- 32:35the criminality, the spiritual and the energetic criminality of it. All.
- 32:38You people are degenerous. They are fucking deplorable degenerates for real. And I
- 32:46thank you TLC for putting them on my TV. I mean love as she
- 32:50gives me life. Yes, and also like that we get to commiserate and
- 32:52we get to talk about it and call out the bullshit, because I wonder
- 32:55how many women are out here with men who aren't like polygamists, but who
- 33:00are like fucking around on them, and they're putting up with it because they
- 33:02think they can't do anything else. Well, Danielle, you own part of
- 33:07that business, you own part of that house. That's your family there to
- 33:08support you. You don't need Gerrick, No, not at all. You
- 33:12could get so many other men or women or whatever you want, Yeah,
- 33:16instead of Garrick and his wife beaters. And note to Danielle, he's not
- 33:22hearing from God, He's hearing from a demon. He's hearing from a devil
- 33:25dick. Yeah, and it's his dick. Yeah, it's his own lust
- 33:29it's the spirit of his own lust, like Derek is using scriptures that he
- 33:32reads in the Bible to justify his deviant behavior. Yes, and I would
- 33:39even say his well, I don't want to. It's deviant, his deviant
- 33:43behavior which is harmful. Yeah, not just to himself and his spirit.
- 33:45He doesn't know it because he's an unconscious zombie, but also to his wife
- 33:50and to his children and even to Natalie. It's unbiblical, it's unscriptural,
- 33:54it's Unchristian. I would say it's anti christ. Yes, Eric, it
- 34:00is. But you don't care. Do You don't care that your wife's pregnant.
- 34:02You don't care that your wife's crying. You don't care that you've got
- 34:05two kids. You don't care that you've got your whole ass house. You
- 34:07don't care that you have these people over there depending on you, as long
- 34:10as you can get your dick sucked. Oh yeah, he's driven and blinded
- 34:14by his lust, and he thinks he's living a godly life. Wait until
- 34:19he gets until he dies, and whatever happens. I don't know what's going
- 34:22to happen if we show up at the pearly Gates, or if we reincarnate
- 34:25or whatever. I don't care. You pop out of your body into a
- 34:29dimension that is a match for your frequency right now. And if we're talking
- 34:31about Garret, he's unconscious, animated by his dick. He's going to pop
- 34:36out in a hail dimension. Yeah, well, where's Jesus, where's all
- 34:39my woman? Guess what? Bitch? Suck it, suck the devil's dicks.
- 34:47I hate him so much. I hate him so much. And he's
- 34:52manipulating I think he's manipulated Danielle into believing all of this. Like I know,
- 34:55she's not like blameless obviously, because she's complicit in this, and she's
- 35:00enabling her husband to be a piece of shit, and she's raising kids with
- 35:04this dork, like I don't. But he's manipulated her into believing that he's
- 35:08seen God and that this is their life. No, I think so she
- 35:13knows better. I think she's dumb. She's desperate to keep her man,
- 35:16and she's complicit in his evil doing, and she is complicit in what is
- 35:22happening to these children. And she made a choice to bring another child into
- 35:25this world, and I dare say she planned to do so in a desperate
- 35:29attempt to get this laoser back to her, and I don't know I judge
- 35:35her. I judge her too, for sure, I'm on this show.
- 35:37But I think that she will tell I think people will tell themselves anything to
- 35:44be okay with the current situation that they're in because they don't want to take
- 35:47accountability and ownership for the fact that you can change your fucking life. You
- 35:52can leave this dork. You've already divorced, like you're already done, Like
- 35:57you don't need to be there. Maybe I just don't understand because I've walked
- 36:00away from a lot of toxic relationships and marriages. I've been married one million
- 36:02times. Like I am not afraid to say do this bye, use up,
- 36:06right, I gotta go and make a new way for myself. Yeah.
- 36:09But so maybe I just don't understand the thinking that would compel somebody unless
- 36:15it's abusive. Like I understand in an abusive situation and it's very hard to
- 36:19get out of that. But I'm like looking for that around Danielle. I'm
- 36:22not necessarily seeing it. I'm sniffing some abuse with Garrek when he's drinking and
- 36:27the way that he talks to her through tones. I'm sniffing some controlling behavior
- 36:31that is worrisome, But at the same time, Danielle takes some responsibility for
- 36:35your own damn life. Quit your bitch and stop crying. This is what
- 36:39you're accepting, and so get in the bed and enjoy it, lay around
- 36:44in it. I agree one hundred percent. I had a therapist told me
- 36:45once that when we're used to like toxic situations, we just naturally gravitate towards
- 36:52that because it's more comfortable and like being in a healthy relationship or a healthy
- 36:55partnership or whatever feels weird. And that's why most people kind of like go
- 37:00away from that or they go they get in these toxic cycles. So I
- 37:02wonder what Danielle's life was like before. I wonder what she comes from,
- 37:07because she's obviously with Garrick, and she chooses to be with this guy right
- 37:13when she knows, like I think she knows that it's awful, she just
- 37:16is in denial, like I genuinely after this episode, I'm like, she
- 37:20is just telling herself whatever she can to stay in this situation because she's too
- 37:24afraid to leave, and she's too afraid to break up her whole family because
- 37:29being in a divorcing is terrible and it's it breaks up. How much is
- 37:34she gonna lose by getting rid of that guy. Well, she's still gonna
- 37:37have her family, She's still gonna have a home, she's still gonna have
- 37:39her children. They're gonna stand by her. But I mean, I think
- 37:43she's motivated by desperation to stay with him. I don't understand it. Yeah,
- 37:45I don't know that she's afraid. I just think that she doesn't she's
- 37:49maybe she's afraid to be alone. That's probably maybe she does not know who
- 37:52she is because her whole identity is wrapped up in Garrick. She's been with
- 37:55him yet since he groomed her as a nineteen year old youth past her and
- 38:00she was fifteen years old, and she got together from that young age.
- 38:02She doesn't know any better. I yes, she does. I know,
- 38:06like we cannot say she's it, does not know anybody. She's a grown
- 38:09asque woman. She has resources. She lives in America. Come on,
- 38:14and everybody is choice. Yeah, everybody on the internet and everywhere is telling
- 38:20her, Danielle, this is fucked up, Like why are you with this
- 38:22man? That's because now we have the spirit of celebrity entering into the mix.
- 38:29Now we have fame because we know that Garrick went out and started his
- 38:32own entertainment LLC a lah Cody Brown the same way that Cody Brown did.
- 38:37And it's interesting because we had a commenter on YouTube last week mention that Garrek
- 38:43has probably been watching Cody Brown and how Cody has organized his whole his own
- 38:49life and relationships and businesses. And so then Gerrick went out got the same
- 38:53kind of LLC so that they could have their own entertainment company. So now
- 38:59we have this sure added incentive of being famous getting money through television. Maybe
- 39:04they have dreams that they'll be the next Sister Wives and he'll be the next
- 39:07Cody Brown. And so it's all fucked up. It's all dark. It
- 39:10is very dark. But I mean, if he's trying to go down the
- 39:14Cody Brown route nude, I don't know. It didn't end well for Cody
- 39:17Brown. So maybe Danielle will wise up like Christine Brown did and be like,
- 39:22Okay, I'm done, I'm out of here, peace out, and
- 39:25maybe it can take though, like what's it gonna take? Girl, I
- 39:30don't know, I'm done feeling sorry for her I'm just getting more and more
- 39:32upset at her. But maybe I'm in the minority. I mean, I
- 39:36don't. I don't feel sorry for her. I just think she's dumb.
- 39:38But I think she's so she's brainwashed and manipulated. We should feel sorry for
- 39:42her, and I don't because I think she has agency in this and this
- 39:45is how she is exerting it. And you're choosing to ignore literally everybody in
- 39:49the world telling you, including family exactly. So it's like, we can't
- 39:53feel bad for you, but I'm gonna call you dumb anyway. So she's
- 39:57not going to Rio. No, he's gonna get married alleged. I don't
- 40:00know if they actually do get married. The last interesting part that I do
- 40:02want to mention is that Danielle confirms that Garrek is bringing Natalia in on a
- 40:08marriage visa, so not the fiance visa, because we had discussed before how
- 40:13you can only get two fiance visas in your lifetime. But I think the
- 40:19amount of marriage visas you get, I don't know if it's unlimited, but
- 40:22you can get many more. Yeah, So that is what the plan is,
- 40:24to bring her in on a marriage visa. Probably end up divorcing her
- 40:29so he can bring in the next Brazilian woman to be the next wife or
- 40:32whatever his plans are. But the question remains, don't you think the government
- 40:37is watching that There's somebody either in the government who is in immigration and or
- 40:43peripheral to this, who is going to see that this is a polygamist system
- 40:46or setup that you're trying to perpetrate. Yeah, which is the biggest red
- 40:51flag if you're trying to bring in somebody on a fiance or a marriage visa,
- 40:54like they're gonna see it, like is this for real? I don't
- 40:59know. To me, I'm like, Okay, you're obviously not bringing her
- 41:01into the country. So maybe when he got there, he like broke up
- 41:06with Antalia and he's now just fucking a bunch of like prostitutes or something.
- 41:09I wouldn't put it past him because he's such a sex man. His wife
- 41:14gave him permission to go to Brazil for a whole month. What would a
- 41:19sexual devian do? Yeah, and I mean there's a gay scene in Brazil
- 41:22too, so maybe he's experimenting. I don't know. Oh God, I'm
- 41:27just saying it's my gay conspiracy because I hate him. So much. I'm
- 41:30just like, you're probably just fucking everything and everyone. Yeah, I don't
- 41:35know. Danielle's allowing it. Well, we will see what happens with them.
- 41:38We'll see if they actually tie the knot. I would be actually surprised
- 41:40if he marries Natalia. That'd be based on some of the previews that we've
- 41:44seen. But we will be watching, yeah, we will. And then
- 41:46we have the Davis family, which are boring. Af When are we going
- 41:51to bring the girl into the hot time? He cares? Why did we
- 41:53bring this family back if this is all they're going to talk about every single
- 41:59week? I told you, Are you okay, Danielle, I'm not okay?
- 42:01Are you okay yet? Danielle, I'm kind of okay? Or what
- 42:05about now, Danielle? Yeah, I'm okay, but I'm terrified, so
- 42:07I'm not okay again, Like, oh God, like they're eating smores,
- 42:10I'm talking about dating. I'm like, just get to the dating police.
- 42:14I just want to see that chick from the preview four episodes ago who shows
- 42:19up and is like, I'm going to shake up the whole family. I'm
- 42:22going to enter the boom boom room and Danielle saying, well, I'm not
- 42:24gonna let a toxic element enter this. Want to see that, okay with
- 42:30your big eyebrow, did you see it? Yeah? The eyelash, yes,
- 42:34I'm sorry, the eyelash. Eye. I was like, damn blinking
- 42:37at you. I'd be so pissed if the TLC producers let me go on
- 42:42the show like they loved it. Oh you look beautiful, perfect, look
- 42:45great, don't chick Daniel. The one thing that stood out to me with
- 42:49the Davises, I have to be honest with you, was the state of
- 42:53their backyard. Okay, because they're sitting around this fire. The lawn is
- 42:59not mode. There's weeds, I saw a dandelion. There's shit like in
- 43:02the background, like pots and stuff like that. I'm like, Nick,
- 43:07you don't have a job, okay. All you do is stay home in
- 43:09your suit and take care of it. Read Verra. I mean you can't
- 43:14mow the lawn like a woman has to get off of for a nine to
- 43:16five job, which is supporting the lifestyle to which you have become accustomed.
- 43:21And she's got to get her ass out there and she's got to mow the
- 43:23lawn and edgent and everything and fertilize it. Yeah, come on, man,
- 43:28I think so. I really think that's what he does, what he
- 43:31expects. Well, he's got a good gig he does. I don't know
- 43:35how he managed to convince these three ladies like, yeah, you gotta do
- 43:37everything while I stay at home and read and be an intellectual because that's what
- 43:42I offer you and also my dick. But like, are you cleaning the
- 43:45house? Are you doing chores? Like what are you doing to make these
- 43:50women's lives easier or like facilitate their lives, make it easier for them,
- 43:54Because if I'm supporting a whole ass, man, I'm gonna need you.
- 44:00I want to make sure everything's okay with the kids or whatever, but like
- 44:01make sure I'm coming home like it's it's a nice house and stuff, because
- 44:05I'm supporting. You're at dune and the yard doesn't look like you know,
- 44:08she's like a big parts of the yard are just like no grass, like
- 44:13weeds everywhere else. Are you doing? Nick? Come on, he's smoking
- 44:16weed all day? Renaissance man. Yeah, I'm here to think and ponder
- 44:22and philosophy and I'll eat your bucks. When you know you're in the orbit
- 44:24of the sun. Yes, akay, let's go to the boom boom room.
- 44:29Oh my god, they're weird, man and boring, totally them to
- 44:31pick it up. See Davis get family members. Yes, and then we
- 44:36have the preview. So April, this was gonna be interesting for the Davis
- 44:39family. April talks with her brother about on boarding a new wife and he's
- 44:45not into it. I guess he doesn't like their lifestyle. He's like,
- 44:49why are you bringing in another woman? That's weird? Shut up? Who
- 44:52is he? It's working for her. I mean, obviously we're here judging
- 44:55the fuck out in it, but like she's been doing this for a few
- 45:00years now. They've got a whole child together. It's working for who are
- 45:02you, young man to come in here and whatever. We'll see what he's
- 45:06going to be entertaining for their boring making storyline otherwise probably not. And then
- 45:10the Shabooties meet with another polygamous Muslim couple. Oh yeah, which will be
- 45:16interesting. Yeah, we'll see what they have to say. But he called
- 45:19it polygyny something like that. What's the difference. I don't know. I
- 45:23want to know. I love words. I love to get hard with the
- 45:25words and see what they mean, so I'll will be looking it up.
- 45:29Yeah, you should look at it. I will come back next time,
- 45:30and yeah, everybody wouldn't mean yeah. And then we have Sarah and Ashley
- 45:36and Shane talking again about their whole dynamic, and Sarah's like, I don't
- 45:39really want to commit because like, I'm not used to that, because I'm
- 45:42used to ference with benefits. No, she doesn't say that, she's just
- 45:45like, I'm not used to jumping right in. That's what she's saying.
- 45:47She says she's I'm not ready, but like no, but she's saying like,
- 45:51can we take it slow? It's eminently reasonable, And Shane's completely annoyed
- 45:57because she's not ready to make a full ass commitment to him and to his
- 46:00wife and to their two kids. I'm like, can you take her on
- 46:04at least two dates? Can you like spend some time with her so she
- 46:07can get to know you? Why are we wanting to jump in? Was
- 46:09because you're sick? Because he's got cancer. I guess it's because you're sick,
- 46:13but you can't put that on somebody else a young woman, she's twenty
- 46:15seven years old. Well, and he's acting like again, like he's terminal
- 46:19like, maybe he is. I don't know, maybe I'm talking about my
- 46:21ass and I hope he's not. I hope not too. I actually like
- 46:23Shane. I really like him. I think he's a good guy. So
- 46:25I don't want that for him. But I think that's probably what he's thinking,
- 46:29Like, well, what if I die? Completely irrational and unreasonable,
- 46:31and he's just gonna use it as a cudgel. He's gonna use it as
- 46:35a reason to judge Sarah again, who's twenty seven years old and who just
- 46:40wants to see who you guys are. It's like the other young woman from
- 46:44last week with the SHABBOOTI. She's just like, I'm here to like have
- 46:45some wine, just how you guys are, and you're judging the fuck out
- 46:50of her. Yeah, calm down. I know all these peoplebody to calm
- 46:52down. Maybe it's because they have like intimacy restrictions, Like all these couples
- 46:58have like contingencies, like no intimacy until you're committed, Like even Justin and
- 47:04Becky. Becky tells him before the date with Yuri, She's like, no
- 47:07intimacy. He's like, well, can I kiss her? Though that's because
- 47:09he did engage in intimacy with Stephanie and it didn't work out, so he
- 47:15gave her the full shabooty Yeah, and Stephanie left anyway. Yeah, and
- 47:20Becky probably gave her the full cookie chaboutyh Yeah, and Stephanie left anyway.
- 47:23So now they're like, let's try something different. But meanwhile on the date,
- 47:28Justin's trying to assault her, accost her, excuse me, Yeah,
- 47:31so maybe that's why everybody wants to jump it so fast. Is that how
- 47:36it works? Though, I'm sorry, I'm gonna need to spend some time
- 47:38with you for like at least four seasons out of the year, Yeah,
- 47:42to kind of get a sense of who it is that you are. If
- 47:44I can do four seasons and you're still not a psycho, then maybe I'll
- 47:46make a commitment to you. But like asking this young girl to make that
- 47:50commitment on date two, get out of town Shane Well, Will Wollen,
- 47:54we're in the era of hookup culture. I don't I can't relate. I've
- 47:58been married for like eight years. I'm out of that. I'm not a
- 48:00hookup person. You've been married for a million years. It's like multiple times,
- 48:05yeah, multiple times. We're not the kinds of people that are like,
- 48:07yeah, let's yeah, bang, let's give up the cookie right away.
- 48:10But but it's not a hookup he's looking for he's looking for a wife,
- 48:14like he's looking for a fully committed partner. And I feel like that's
- 48:19irrational and ridiculous. Shane, just slow, you're roll. I feel like
- 48:23all these people want to fuck though. And maybe Shane's a cook, Maybe
- 48:29Shane's a cup Maybe that's the motivation. I think Shane's scared. I think
- 48:32that's what's going on with Shane. And I don't know either, but I'll
- 48:36tell you what. I'm enjoying it, ye too. We're on episode eight.
- 48:39We probably got what twelve to fourteen episodes, I think so, And
- 48:44like the last couple of seasons they did have like a tell all, so
- 48:46maybe we'll have one this season that, Oh that would be fantastic. Do
- 48:51you know that the Valley's getting a reunion? Really? Yeah? See also
- 48:54with vander Pump Rules, I said they were having I think twenty episodes.
- 48:58Yeah, I think they're actual only doing twelve or like fourteen. Oh good,
- 49:02So I think we're actually winding down on that, which means we as
- 49:07a podcast will be able to pick back up Sister Wives. Yes, because
- 49:10we do rewinds. We go back into the archives, Honey, back into
- 49:14the history. I know a lot of you have been asking, we've got
- 49:16more dms on Instagram, asking where are we bringing that back? Where we
- 49:21will bring it back? We will. We just have a lot on our
- 49:22Raccoon plates right now, right now, So as soon as like VPR or
- 49:27the Valley cycles out, will bring in Sister Wives rewind and we'll be talking
- 49:30about everything that has transpired in the Sister Wives universe since the very unfortunate passing
- 49:37of Garrison. But we'll talk about all of the talk about it. We'll
- 49:40get everybody back on track and I do look forward to that me too.
- 49:45Any final thoughts on this episode, Seeking the Unexpected? Daniel sucks, Garret
- 49:52sucks. I think Ashley kind of sucks a little bit. I feel bad
- 49:54for Shane at those are my thoughts. Okay, yeah, I don't have
- 49:59any thoughts. I'm done with thoughts. And to that end, is there
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