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Hello Yeah What From September 17th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: Questions, comments, criticisms, jokes, Hello, yeah, tell us.
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  Speaker 2: What you want us to do for a radio show?
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  Speaker 3: What should we do next? What are we doing wrong?
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  Speaker 3: What I got?
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me for, excuse me for for one of our
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  Speaker 1: easy mistake commanded yeah.
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  Speaker 2: For one of our boner candidates.
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  Speaker 1: So it was Publisher's Clearinghouse went to file for bankruptcy
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  Speaker 1: and wasn't paying out checks. And I made a really
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  Speaker 1: dumb joke about Ed McMahon.
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  Speaker 3: It says here Publishers clearing House was a competitor to
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  Speaker 3: American Family Publishers, and people often stook the two. You know,
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  Speaker 3: they did the same promotion. So Ed McMahon was with
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  Speaker 3: American Family Publishers, But I didn't.
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  Speaker 1: Want to bespirch the name of Ed McMahon, who would
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  Speaker 1: never leave you hanging.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, they they did. American Family Publishers had a
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  Speaker 3: lot of problems as well. They made claims, they misleading claims.
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  Speaker 3: You may already have won ten million dollars, it said
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  Speaker 3: already already. That was their frequently used phrase, you may
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  Speaker 3: have already won ten million dollars. Now that it was
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  Speaker 3: supposedly mitigated by an introductory line that said, if you
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  Speaker 3: have the winning number. But people people would read you
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  Speaker 3: have already won ten million dollars, and they thought they
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  Speaker 3: had won, and they got sued by attorneys generals in
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  Speaker 3: lots of states.
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  Speaker 2: I just, yeah, what people don't have mega. Do you
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  Speaker 2: read a magazine anymore?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You get magazine.
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  Speaker 3: I get two. I used to get a lot of magazines.
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  Speaker 3: I get two. I get The Atlantic and a small
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  Speaker 3: regional publication called Sun.
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  Speaker 2: As you win, I mean I read The Atlantic on
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  Speaker 2: the Atlantic app.
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  Speaker 3: I haven't anything you want to talk about if you
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  Speaker 3: want to, if you want to tell us what we're
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  Speaker 3: doing wrong, please, that's fine. I mean, if you got
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  Speaker 3: a beef, why don't you take it up with us?
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  Speaker 3: Huh eight seven seven six oh two nine six nine
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  Speaker 3: six all right, So let's go to Mary. Mary. Hello, Yeah, what, I'm.
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  Speaker 4: Mary, Good morning, Thank you for letting me listen. What
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  Speaker 4: a couple of years ago, sorry, a couple of years ago,
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  Speaker 4: somebody wrote in a thing that must go and it
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  Speaker 4: was like a manhole that was kind of recessed into
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  Speaker 4: the road just west of Maryland Drive on Antelope and Syracuse.
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  Speaker 4: And I want to report that it's been failed.
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  Speaker 2: In see things that must go work? How sometimes it
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  Speaker 2: takes two years.
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  Speaker 3: Two years.
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  Speaker 4: Well it's been that way for a while. I just
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  Speaker 4: keep forgetting to call. But I didn't notice there was
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  Speaker 4: this annoying pothole until somebody wrote it in as their
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  Speaker 4: thing that must go, and then it bothered me too,
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  Speaker 4: So I had noticed that of course once.
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  Speaker 5: It was filled in.
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  Speaker 4: So I just want to say that it worked.
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  Speaker 6: Things that must go.
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  Speaker 5: It worked.
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  Speaker 3: Eventually we'll all be darned. So so it's a it's
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  Speaker 3: a sort of things that must go is kind of
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  Speaker 3: a miracle hotline that you can ask every once.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, so thank you for the person who wrote that.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well thanks Mary, Thank you Mary for checking in
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  Speaker 3: with us. Hello. Yeah what eight seven seven six two
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  Speaker 3: nine six nine six, it's it's hello, Yeah, what go ahead?
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  Speaker 3: I dare you whatever you want? I mean, you know
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  Speaker 3: you got you got, you got an issue? Then let
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  Speaker 3: us know what your issue is. Uh, let's see.
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  Speaker 7: Hmm.
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  Speaker 3: Are you going to take text ones too? Three three
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  Speaker 3: nine eight.
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  Speaker 8: Six, Yeah, there's there's some text there, all right. I'm
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  Speaker 8: not sure I want to read that one on the air.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Ed says, I can't defame a dead person's I
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  Speaker 1: can talk smack about Ed mcman.
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  Speaker 2: Mcmannal, why not that, I don't want to. I don't
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  Speaker 2: have anything against Ed McMahon.
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  Speaker 3: You don't.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad my attorney's listening to let me know where.
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  Speaker 3: My he knows what he did. And speaking of the
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  Speaker 3: Inn Memorial, my friend Carl says Linda Lavin was in
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  Speaker 3: in the On Memorial Awards towards the end. Or wait
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  Speaker 3: a minute, maybe it was Ruth Buzzy. See you get
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  Speaker 3: them mixed up.
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  Speaker 8: I do agree with you on this though. This is
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  Speaker 8: something that can be done. What moments before the award show?
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, the in memoriam. You know, sure, there's no excuse.
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  Speaker 8: The technology is there, they're just not willing to pay
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  Speaker 8: a person to do it.
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  Speaker 3: No excuse. Yeah, let's go to line two. Oh it's
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  Speaker 3: Balie Mormon. I'm Mollie.
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  Speaker 8: Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, what.
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  Speaker 4: Good morning.
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  Speaker 9: I just want to see cheers to all the kids
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  Speaker 9: going back to UVU today.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Oh that's right, first day of class back
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  Speaker 3: since the problem, since the incident.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, that'll be a difficult day for them, I'm sure.
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  Speaker 3: Is that all?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah? One of my kids. Yeah, well, one of my
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  Speaker 9: kids is going back and I'm really grateful that one
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  Speaker 9: of the professors has been really supportive and saying, you know,
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  Speaker 9: we're all coming back on Wednesday, all the kids, and
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  Speaker 9: the means you're not comfortable, then we'll make arrangements for you.
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  Speaker 2: That's nice. I like being understanding about it.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks Mollie, Thanks Mollie. All right, Mollie, thank you very much.
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  Speaker 3: All Right, what a lot of calls? Yeah, there you go.
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  Speaker 8: Let's uh, let's begin with Jennifer. Jennifer, Hi, what's your
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  Speaker 8: what's your comment?
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  Speaker 3: Hi? What's your comment? So?
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  Speaker 6: I called into then a little bit. It's upsetting that
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  Speaker 6: my ninth grader who really loves school, right, a ninth
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  Speaker 6: grader that loves school has to face bullying.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's too bad and be scared.
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  Speaker 6: So the situation happened yesterday and now she's afraid to
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  Speaker 6: go back to school today.
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry for.
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  Speaker 6: So.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, is the school being helpful with with this?
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  Speaker 6: Well, we met, we met with the counselor yesterday, so
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  Speaker 6: we'll see.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sorry she's dealing with that.
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  Speaker 3: I just there's never any excuse for for that. I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I'm not even going to ask you what
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  Speaker 3: the issue is, because there's never a reason. What doesn't
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  Speaker 3: matter what the never a reason? Right, I'm sorry that's
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  Speaker 3: hard on you too, all right, thanks thanks for checking in.
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  Speaker 10: Yeah what y Hi? Hi, this is Johnny Bent from Syracuse.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 10: I have a suggestion to make your show better.
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  Speaker 8: Oh great, Oh good another person that has a suggestion.
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  Speaker 10: Yes, okay, yes, yes, hey. Back in the day, all
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  Speaker 10: used to broadcasts from Europe and do remote sites on
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  Speaker 10: checking things out like the Olympics and not.
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  Speaker 7: I really missed that, you do.
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  Speaker 10: I missed that, and it's riveting because as I had
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  Speaker 10: to tune in to listen to your broadcasts from Europe. Yeah,
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  Speaker 10: like Greece. I think he did one in Germany.
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  Speaker 3: In Germany, oh yeah, yeah, we were all over the place.
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  Speaker 10: So more of that, and the management should fly you
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  Speaker 10: out there.
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  Speaker 7: Okay maybe your families.
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  Speaker 2: Oh ain't our families too?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, listen, you know what. I'm going to go home
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  Speaker 3: and get packed now, Johnny, else is.
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  Speaker 2: Gonna happen because I'm sure this will.
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  Speaker 3: Thanks. Thanks for what you're saying.
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  Speaker 1: Is it was interesting to hear us in different places
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  Speaker 1: in different situations.
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  Speaker 3: Really it didn't make you uncomfortable?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah okay, I actually wanted to travel more so all right,
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  Speaker 7: thanks John?
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  Speaker 10: I got to pass when you broadcasted from Russia. I
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  Speaker 10: went and got a passport that week, and so I
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  Speaker 10: was able to go to Europe. Well, you know that
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  Speaker 10: Russia's in Europe.
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  Speaker 8: Why should why should everyone at this radio station bust
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  Speaker 8: their ass to make it so that those guys can
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  Speaker 8: go to Europe?
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  Speaker 3: Thank you, Johnny, Y see you later.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, let's go to Jesse.
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  Speaker 2: Jesse is hello, Yeah, what what's up?
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  Speaker 3: Jesse?
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  Speaker 6: Hey?
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  Speaker 5: So I wanted to get on here and tell you
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  Speaker 5: guys about something called the Story Explorium. I always say,
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  Speaker 5: an organization called Operation Literacy, and we put on a
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  Speaker 5: conference every year called story Con, and we're trying to
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  Speaker 5: help beat the literacy crisis in Utah. Most kids under
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  Speaker 5: a certain age can't read up to their grade level,
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  Speaker 5: like six. So if you go to a website called
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  Speaker 5: give butter dot com and you look up the story Explorium,
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  Speaker 5: we're doing a fundraiser. It's very similar to go fund me.
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  Speaker 5: We're building this fun booth that we can take to
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  Speaker 5: different conferences, different reading expos and it's going to be
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  Speaker 5: kind of like a museum where we have all of
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  Speaker 5: these relics from different books. So we might have a
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  Speaker 5: sword from U from King Arthur, we might have a
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  Speaker 5: tiny jar with Edward Colan's ashes. We're coming up with
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  Speaker 5: a lot of ideas. Okay, well, if you go to
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  Speaker 5: give buttered, if you go to give butter dot com,
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  Speaker 5: you can donate and you can help children's literacy in Utah.
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  Speaker 3: A couple of suggestion here. It's you say it's story
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  Speaker 3: com on now the things that you've described. That's that's
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  Speaker 3: very nice. But you know what big celebrities have you
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  Speaker 3: got coming? I mean, you know you need to have
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  Speaker 3: some TV stars and movie stars and things like that.
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  Speaker 5: I mean, this February, we're having Brandon Sanderson come by.
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  Speaker 4: He may be our main guy.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna have lots of different big authors, so Brandon
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  Speaker 5: Sanderson's probably the biggest, but we usually will get Brandon Mall.
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  Speaker 5: We've got lots of local artists. Adam Berg from Studio
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  Speaker 5: C has been coming for the past few years. He's
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  Speaker 5: now a writer. So we're gonna have lots of cool people.
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  Speaker 3: Could you could you try and get that guy that
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  Speaker 3: that plays uh Spider Man, Tom Hollander. Maybe you could
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  Speaker 3: get him, huh what.
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  Speaker 6: Maybe great?
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  Speaker 5: Maybe maybe we'll just get his suit and put it
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  Speaker 5: in the story Exploring.
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  Speaker 3: Well that's the Okay, that's a start. I just try.
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  Speaker 3: I'm just trying to help you get big stars, you know, right.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well we also have the guy who created the
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  Speaker 5: Iron Man suit who's helping us build this story explore.
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  Speaker 3: So that's good. That's good now, But if you could
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  Speaker 3: actually get Ironman to come, that would be even you
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  Speaker 3: know a little better, Tim.
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  Speaker 5: I'm sure, Okay, I can't have connections to the.
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  Speaker 3: Real Ironman, ask Robert Downey Jr. No, I'm just what's
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  Speaker 3: what's the website again?
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  Speaker 5: So the website is give butter dot com and if
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  Speaker 5: you look up story Exploring you can donate. There is
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  Speaker 5: a single dollar. You can donate up to one thousand
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  Speaker 5: dollars and get some really cool swagger.
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  Speaker 2: Excellent, Thank you, thank you, see you later, thank you.
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  Speaker 8: All right, So it's mister mcgoram's wondering Pory.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Barbara Dustin Hoffman Hello, yeah, what yes, Barbara.
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  Speaker 11: Good morning, Lords and lady. I just wanted to call
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  Speaker 11: in with a suggestion, not necessarily for your show, but
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  Speaker 11: how cool would it be if we could find a
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  Speaker 11: way to make politicians have to wear jerseys for the
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  Speaker 11: companies and the businesses that they take money from. Yeah, So,
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  Speaker 11: like you spot an athlete, you see what jersey he's wearing,
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  Speaker 11: and you know, you know which which you know what
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  Speaker 11: he's what company is paring?
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  Speaker 3: You know, no, you know what, Barbara, Barbara, Barbara, what
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  Speaker 3: you're really looking for is not just a single jersey,
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  Speaker 3: but race car drivers NASCAR, NASCAR and other and all
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  Speaker 3: kinds of race car drivers. And I think bicycle guys
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  Speaker 3: do it too, but race car drivers they wear, you know,
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  Speaker 3: jackets and stuff with dozens of sponsors on.
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  Speaker 7: Them, all of them absolute, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, all of them. So so we would need to
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  Speaker 3: each legislator, each legislator to wear a jacket that has
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  Speaker 3: the logo of every single corporate donor donor on it.
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  Speaker 11: I agree. And also the text for that logo for
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  Speaker 11: that company or business should be bigger by the amount
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  Speaker 11: of money name accepted from them.
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  Speaker 2: I like that too.
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  Speaker 3: There you go. Yeah, the suggests good idea.
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  Speaker 1: Anyway.
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  Speaker 11: All right, hey, thanks guys, have a good day.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you later.
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  Speaker 8: All right, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to Frank.
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  Speaker 10: Hello.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, wo morning, this is Frank Clayton. I am the
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  Speaker 7: Happy Therapist.
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  Speaker 3: Hi, high, Happy Therapist. What's up with you?
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  Speaker 7: Well, I just wanted to throw it out there that
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  Speaker 7: with all the craziness going on in the world, I
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  Speaker 7: have taken my class of sixteen years that I've done
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  Speaker 7: here in Salt Lake City, and I've brought it out
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  Speaker 7: to YouTube and TikTok, and the science behind positive psychology
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  Speaker 7: has had absolutely amazing results in my class. And so
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  Speaker 7: I thought, I can't I can't contain this anymore. With
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  Speaker 7: all everything going on in the world. They need to
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  Speaker 7: help people to be happier, but even more importantly, more
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  Speaker 7: optimistic and more resilience. So, Frank, do you think you
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  Speaker 7: could shout out?
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  Speaker 3: You think you could cheer me up? Yes?
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  Speaker 2: It is very confident in that.
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  Speaker 3: So, so what's your YouTube channel?
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  Speaker 7: Then it's uh, your Happy Therapist's.
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  Speaker 2: Easy to remember.
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  Speaker 3: Just look for it on YouTube.
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  Speaker 7: Uh huh YouTube or TikTok, Instagram and Facebook.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, okay. And then and then if I if I
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  Speaker 3: don't get cheered up, can I send you a note? Yes,
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  Speaker 3: it's a challenge.
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  Speaker 7: I appreciate all of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, I'm gonna look it up your Happy Therapist,
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  Speaker 3: Thank your thanks, thank.
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  Speaker 7: You, sir.
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  Speaker 3: Let's go to Mike. Mike Hello, Yeah, what what's up Mike.
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  Speaker 7: Guys, thanks for letting me listen. Uh.
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  Speaker 8: They've remodeled my local Walmart super center and they've done
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  Speaker 8: a beautiful job, and the problem is I just can't
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  Speaker 8: find anything anymore.
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  Speaker 2: This is my favorite call.
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  Speaker 3: I know that happened. That happened at my Smith's. And
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  Speaker 3: it's not even a particularly big Smiths. They rearranged everything
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  Speaker 3: and re sort of refurbished the inside of the store,
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  Speaker 3: so it's a small Smiths as a matter of fact,
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  Speaker 3: the one in the Avenues. And they did this a
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  Speaker 3: long time ago, and they switched everything around, and I
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  Speaker 3: still have trouble finding stuff because they switched it all around.
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  Speaker 3: It's terrible. Yes, I'm going to write a sternly worded
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  Speaker 3: letter to the management. How about you, Mike?
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  Speaker 7: Yes, I feel foolish every time I go in.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I think we you need to write a letter
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  Speaker 3: to Sam Walton right away.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, all right, thanks Mike.
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  Speaker 3: I feel foolish. I don't know where.
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  Speaker 1: They want to force you to walk up and down
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  Speaker 1: every aisle, that's what they're.
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  Speaker 3: Trying to do. Where's the fishing tackle?
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  Speaker 1: Where he's on Aisle Tess?
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  Speaker 3: Where are the Q tips? I can't find the produce.
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  Speaker 8: Oh my, alright, well there you go.
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  Speaker 11: Hello. Yeah, what