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Seagulls attack · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_00: I've got to take you to Scotland for this one, Allie!
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, remember that show that I told you about the other day, Should I Marry a Murderer?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: It's based in Scotland.
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  SPEAKER_01: If anything, watch the show for the views.
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  SPEAKER_01: Would love to go to Scotland.
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  SPEAKER_01: How beautiful Scotland is is just amazing.
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  SPEAKER_00: And full of criminals.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah?
• 0:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, now we have another one.
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  SPEAKER_00: Now we've got a man accused.
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  SPEAKER_00: You ever notice that you can't do a Scottish accent without like yelling it out?
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  SPEAKER_01: Right, you're gonna be like, I want to go to Scotland.
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  SPEAKER_01: No, I just can't do it.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, go to Scotland! It's like I'm stuck.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: I'm stuck.
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  SPEAKER_00: A man in Scotland is accused of assaulting someone with two live seagulls.
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  SPEAKER_00: Which is kind of funny because usually I aim for them in the parking lot of uh Walmart.
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  SPEAKER_00: And you go, Gavin, Lydia, 10 points.
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  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that's right.
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  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you here, the man was charged by the authorities.
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  SPEAKER_00: And the birds are okay, thank God.
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  SPEAKER_00: Really?
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  SPEAKER_00: I'm surprised.
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  SPEAKER_00: There they are, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: So and what did you do?
• 0:58
  SPEAKER_01: Did you take them by the little tiny legs and whip them around your head?
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh and then slap?
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you train a seagull?
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  SPEAKER_00: Are you like, I want you to attack Alipin?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh no, I figured that.
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  SPEAKER_00: Get your pecker out and go get her.
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  SPEAKER_01: Do you ever have to do this?
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  SPEAKER_01: Where you just grab the first thing that's by you.
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  SPEAKER_01: Throw a seagull?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, no, no, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Like, think about this.
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  SPEAKER_01: I heard a noise this morning, and I I'm like, oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I like pick up a s the the Dollar General spatula, which was not gonna save my life.
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_00: Everything's gonna snap at a heartbeat.
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  SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: So if you're in a situation where you're in an altercation, it's the f you pick up the first thing around you.
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  SPEAKER_01: A seagull.
• 1:36
  SPEAKER_00: I think it's more like this.
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  SPEAKER_00: I think it was more like Felix and Oscar the seagulls.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
• 1:44
  SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes.
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  SPEAKER_00: You've been training them for a long time.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: And you get into it with your neighbor.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: You're charging, you're charging me for your 4th of July fireworks show?
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_00: Let me tell you how this is gonna go.
• 1:54
  SPEAKER_00: Felix! Oscar! Attack! Get on her! Get on her! Get your peckers out and go! Peckers being a beak, you know, not the penis.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_01: You're saying they just flew right on him.
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  SPEAKER_01: Why am I?
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  SPEAKER_00: Well, think about it.
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  SPEAKER_00: You ever drop a French fry in the Walmart parking lot?
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh my god! Straight up your pooper! Then go for it!
• 2:16
  SPEAKER_01: That means you had to like throw fries at your neighbor.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_01: Really wanted to just say straight up your pooper in a Scottish accent thing.