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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm with your hosts Matt Luke and
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Dan multiple nerdgasm your guide to All
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Things nerdy I've got some terrible news that
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makes me bit upset to being Australian okay let's uh let's hear it I think it's
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all you're going to be upset about it too um Australia is planning on killing
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stanlee oh oh I mean if you want Stanley dead you pretty much just have to sit on
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your hands and wait it's not going to be long but what what's going on supernova
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is bringing him back to Australia and I'm so he can't survive
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these trips he barely survived the last time Y and I really thought that was
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going to be his like I finally made it to Australia here I go this is it bye
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yeah come and see me now if you ever wanted to see me yep but no he's coming
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back to do Supernova Adelaide and supernova brisban and I'm no that's kind
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of cool he's not doing Supernova Sydney he's like no I've been there yeah he's
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been there yeah and cuz Supernova cuz they sort of do the supern they sort of
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do two at a time right so they can sort of have the guests fly out for a couple
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of weeks and do a couple of cities so it's Adelaide and Brisbane and I think
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it's Melbourne and Sydney at the same time okay or Melbourne and Perth I don't
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know one of those things Perth do you really think they'd fill an auditorium
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in Perth well I'm sure they've got some small auditoriums there you know that
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there's a lot of singaporeans in Perth yeah because Perth is pretty much due
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south of Singapore so if singaporeans are going to go to Australia that's
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where they go and when I talk to people and say that I'm Australian here and
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they say oh I've been to Australia I've been to Perth I'm like you have not been
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to Australia you've been to Perth yeah Perth doesn't count no I haven't been to
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one since we saw Stanley I haven't either that was the last one I went to
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as well it was great to see but it was also a bit sad I think it's sad when you see any of
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those kind of older icons because it just reminds you that the people that
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used to be young and cool just just get old and frail I think I think it was the
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same way when Matt was describing Christopher Lloyd oh yeah that was that
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was bad as well yeah and I just didn't want to hear it just didn't want to hear
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that Doc Brown was actually turned into essentially a real life Doc Brown crazy
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old man but this is how they make money yeah but he doesn't need money you would
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think not at this stage of his life he doesn't really need lots more money I
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don't know man because like if the goal of your like the middle of your life is
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to like save for your retirement years then I'm [ __ ] oh yeah I'm screwed I
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got nothing I have zero dollars put away most likely we're not going to be famous
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enough to be able to go and get people to pay us to sign stuff mhm yeah yeah
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that that is that is a very big possibility although you know maybe
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maybe this podcast just hasn't quite reached the Tipping Point yet to tip us
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over from just you know Zed grade celebrities on the internet to uh
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mainstream household name me stars yeah any day now can I tell you something I
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was in um I was in the Philippines earlier in the year right and I was at
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this this big concert where they had all of these really really famous Filipino
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people none of which I'd ever heard of right yeah so I I was chatting with this
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with this guy his name was uh Christian right okay fine come back and and and
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one of the girls in my team was like oh my God I can't believe you just spoke to
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Christian Batista and I said oh is he a is he a star is he and uh and she's like
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are you kidding I'm like oh okay so he's like what a mega star she's like no no
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no he's not a mega star he's a superstar and I said oh okay we're arguing
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semantics now yeah and she's like no no no no no and it turns out Luke that in
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the Philippines there are specific terms for how famous you are right oh yeah so
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it goes from from the bottom up there's star superstar Mega star and Then star
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For All Seasons That's the highest and that is
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the official ranking okay cuz I know we marar goes like Z list and b list and
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all that stuff but it's not they're still just famous like yeah that's right
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there's no there's no official categorization but people like celebrate
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when you move up from Superstar to meast Star and if you manage to go from Mega
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star to star For All Seasons then you've really made it who decides that though I
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don't know I need to look into this more clearly it sounds like there has to be
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like a committee that goes okay there now cuz it be very official and there
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should be a celebration for if you become star of all seasons and I think
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if you've become a star of All Seasons it means you're famous forever you know
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like you don't have to still be in the TV show that made you famous anymore
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you're just famous so that that's what we need to aim for is it yeah it is St
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For All Seasons although speaking on aiming for Success right mhm in the last
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two podcasts fairly coincidentally both weeks has come up that we have looked up
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some celebrities net worth online right yes the first one was Gerald Schulz and
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we only stumbled across that because when you Google Gerald Schulz Gerald
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Schulz net worth is the first thing that comes up right followed by Gerald
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schulz's height and then last week you and Matt looked somebody up right can you remember
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who but there was someone you looked up someone anywh who I discovered during
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the week that when you type my name into celebritynetworth.com
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I come up with results okay before I ask
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how much I'm going to ask is it accurate that's okay so for starters the first
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thing you would assume if you type your own name you're not going to come up at
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all yeah you assume it's not going to come up at all then when it comes up you
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assume oh this is my just be some other Daniel Miller with my name right but no
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there's a bio of me and there's a list of my credits right so it is me then you
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scroll down to the actual number and I've got to say although it's not a huge
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number it's certainly not [ __ ] accurate because I have as I've said
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earlier in this podcast zero [ __ ] dollars right now what did I cuz I've
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just gotten search I found you now Y for the world cuz it's already on the it's
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$300,000 yeah why net worth is $300,000 is this what um they think you
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have in the bank what you think you could make someone or what they could
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sell you for on the black market that's a good point cuz I'm not sure cuz it's
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certainly not what I have in the bank right or or their their little spies are
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just absolutely [ __ ] house at their jobs right because even if you did have that
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in the bank that's the worst place to have money the bank the bank maybe not
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the worst you know buried on a desert island you want it in property you want
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it in property well you want something that you can make money off and also
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sell yeah correct that's what I think anyway I have no money no money no now I
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guess it must be what they think you might potentially get paid for something
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but the most I've ever been paid is much closer to the $0 Mark than the $300,000
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Mark yeah I don't know I think it's cuz that they don't really say how they come
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to this figure no oh I can write a comment is Daniel James Miller's Network
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worth deserved oh no no no it is not I tell you look my actual net worth is
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deserved don't you worry about that no but I like you know I like to
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think that there's some guy there who's who's going down the list making this
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site it's like okay Daniel Miller yeah okay right he's he's done this and this
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and this not not terribly much okay well we'll put him on the side anyway [ __ ] it
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how much is he worth oh yeah oh I'd pay
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him 300 Grand like how do I catch this in like how do I monetize this you know
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what I mean yes walk you go what maybe you go to the site and you go I'm here
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to collect my 300,000 like can I cash this site in can I be like okay give me
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the 300,000 and take me down off the site yeah like here's my
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receipt cuz I know with like other things they can well no you can't you
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can work out because even if you know some how much someone's making for a
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show like The Big Bang guys getting what a million dollars an episode so you can
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go Yep they're worth $26 million a year or whatever yeah yeah but that's just
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how much they paid it's not how much they're worth yeah that's right and
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actually I've gotten to know some celebrities recently that that sounds
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like such a name drop but it's no you haven't said their names so you're not
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name yeah no no but like these guys the money they get paid for the shows
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they're in is a fraction of their net worth because they make most of their
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money by far on endorsements yep so you know they'll be a brand ambassador to
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some kind of uh you know running shoe or endorsements or they get money just to
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go to a party to make an appearance and not only that if you're a celebrity you
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don't pay for anything right so as as soon as you're well known Brands just
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want you to be seen with their brand and they send you [ __ ] for free well even if
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you look at the Oscars everybody goes to Oscars gets a gift bag worth thousands
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of dollars yep yep yep and you can guarantee that the cloth they're wearing
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is given to them by the designers so that if they're asked they say oh yeah
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I'm wearing a uh Hugo Boss yeah well it's not even Hugo Boss it's by some
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celebrity designer that no one can afford anyway yeah I'm wearing
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Kanye I'm wearing all Kan when we get super famous I'm not going to be one of
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these people to ask for like $200,000 to attend the party mhm all I'm going to
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ask is you pick me up yeah you drive me
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home Y and drinks are on you y yeah that's fair that's fair that's that's it
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okay well let's let's not wait until you get rich and famous for that to be a
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thing listeners Luke is available for appearances at public events and private
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parties his fee is waved providing you pick him up drop him home and drinks and
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I think food too food and drinks yeah yeah it shouldn't just be drinks food
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and drinks are on you so for that Luke will shmoo with your
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guests uh he'll entertain photo photo opportunities um I'm a great
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hugger he is so free hugs for anybody who comes up right I mean because that's
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something you you do in your daily life anyway yeah yeah see and I bet you any
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other celebrity that you're paying half a million dollar for they're not going
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to be hugging everyone yeah that's true that's very true dby okay I'm here now
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I'm going to stand in this Fen off area please don't come near me okay so let me
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put this to you um cuz at a publicity event uh at we've discussed on this
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podcast before Taylor Swift was hugged uh around the buttocks mhm um and then
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obviously sued him uh for $1 are you going to sue people if while hugging you
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their hands get a little wandery how wandery are we talking same as Taylor
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got if someone gives you your buttocks a little squeeze now are they doing the
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thing where like if I'm wearing my Kilt where they go up the Kilt do we know if
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Taylor's butt squeeze was under the skirt or above the skirt says it was it
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was under yeah she's saying it was under and that's why he got fired under the
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skirt for a dollar with Taylor [ __ ] me well she didn't want she didn't want
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anything to do with it she was just annoyed because she he he was suing her
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for him losing his job yeah so she was just like go away but yeah like cuz if
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it was over if it was like over the dress to me that's that does
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happen women just got to [ __ ] cop that [ __ ] well no that happens to me as well
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okay y if I'm having a photo with someone who's shorter and they put their
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hand around me okay yeah it can be that their hand might be a little lower and
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it does sit there well I'm a little shorter than you and we've had many many
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photos taken together say is that what you're saying is that your ass I've been
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grabbing okay it's quite nice it's quite nice but no I'm not condoning it and you
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should never ever do that people you should not touch people without their
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permission okay so at the parties that you're going to be making the public
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appearance is at if the hand slips down
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to the ass on the outside on theide that's that's tolerable you're going to
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tolerate that that's fine that that's fine for me like I'm very easygo
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goinging but if it if the hand continues down all the way to the knee where the
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bottom of the Kilt is and then slips inside and continues all the way back up
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to the ass then it's a dollar fine you can't charge more than a dollar you can't find
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that's Taylor Swift she has set the bar there yeah president has been set yeah
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she's ruined it for everyone yeah or she's made it great for
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some disgusting people yeah yeah yeah well time will tell I have a question
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for you go for it I'm going to packs in
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the end of the month nice Which packs
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packs Australia P course yeah now I've got two tickets oh yeah two three-day
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passes that I can give to people oh how did you acquire extra tickets I brought
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them yep so I paid the money yep but then I also managed to get tickets to go
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right just cuz packs love you cuz we're going to go down there representing mile
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orgasm y see what did I say man [ __ ] celebrities get [ __ ] for free listeners
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I just want to come out and say like we're we're we're making a lot of jokes
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we we really don't think we're celebrities no we know we're not that's
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actually why I purchased the tickets cuz I didn't expect to get anything yeah
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yeah I think I can like return it and get a refund but I'd prefer to give it
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to one of our listeners sure so especially if it's in Melbourne if they
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live in Melbourne it' probably be easier to do yep yep or if they live anywhere
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in Australia but they're they're going to be down in Melbourne for that weekend
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or they're willing to go down there anyway knowing that there's a couple of
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complimentary packs passes email us at podcast at mul orgasm mh.com Y and just
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say where you're going to if confirm you're going to be there and tell me why
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you think you should get the tickets okay is this like the most deserving
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will win or is this the most imaginative answer will
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win or is it the hottest chicks will win because there's always that be the
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hottest chicks no no no it won't be the hottest chicks okay it could be the
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hottest chicks depending on I don't know what should the criteria be hottest
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chicks with the most imaginative it's like the Miss Universe
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you get points for just looking good and you get points for what what you say as
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well but no I want this open to everyone so male female um okay so send in a
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bikini pick and just you might as well right male or female bikini pick get
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sent in podcast at multim orgasm.com and a little short explanation we don't want
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to be reading essays here people so maybe just 50 words or less yeah cuz
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yeah I have a hard time reading so yeah if it's too long it'll take me too long
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to read I'll get confused so yeah yeah essay not the way to go there's a cat
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trying to get your attention isn't there yes Hannah's asleep and so they're
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hassling me nice nice what do they want food what no just attention they just
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want attention yeah yep man that's a species we have ruined isn't
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it well we haven't ruined they've they've got the best lives in the world
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yeah it's true but imagine humans went away what are they going to be doing in
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the wild now oh love me m run my belly
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well they don't even like a cat like any
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other animal you can train yeah a cat no yeah I read a I read a really
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interesting article that said that dogs have been domesticated but cats have
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been tamed yes that the cats aren't actually domestic they don't actually
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rely on you for anything if you went away they could actually just sort
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themselves out pretty easy they just know how easier it is with you around
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and so they humor you t m you can sort of train like the whole sit and high
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five cuz even [ __ ] you your cat high fives no mine doesn't right Atlas does
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but when he feels like it yeah exactly like he can do it like doe to hold
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commands and sit and everything but then only if he wants to yeah he's like what
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do I get out of this yeah cat's life is the way to go you still your own thing
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but you got people at your becking call so I was reading about uh cuz the way
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you domesticate an animal obviously for those who don't know is that you you
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breed only the most Placid animals in a litter with each other and then out of
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their litter you breed only the most Placid animals again and you do it until
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you have one that basically has no um animal instincts anymore and is is
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basically just a a cute little thing right it's so much the same way as how
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you sort of you also get like the the the attack dogs and everything you just
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keep breathing you get yeah you do EX opposite correct yeah that's right um in
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Russia they're currently doing that with foxes and uh I want myself a [ __ ]
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domestic Fox so do yeah they're [ __ ] adorable and
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these ones are basically like little lap dogs you know they just they lie around
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they want to get a little Pat [ __ ] fetch a stick but it's a fox how cool
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would that be yep no no I need one yeah so it rushes on this Russia good work
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Russia let me know when you've got one I'm a customer they have them now man
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they have them now but I just don't know how you get them out of Russia yeah I
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don't think you can keep uh pet fox in Australia either yeah yeah you you
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definitely can't keep one here you're not actually allowed a pet cat here did
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you know that no yeah no cats no cats allowed you going have a dog seems no
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cats it seems weird cuz you think with where you are Singapore like that would
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be better place for a cat than a dog yeah yeah yeah everyone just lives in
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little apartments you have little cats sitting in the window but no I think
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it's to combat in the rest of Southeast Asia there's just [ __ ] cats
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everywhere just living on the streets you know yeah I think they just you just
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want to avoid that yeah no cats no chewing gum well we we like our street
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is actually has a lot of cats and I think the cat up the road's going to
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have babies again right well not again this will be her first leader cuz she's
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still a kitten herself pretty much yeah but we caught her mother after she gave
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birth to her last set of kittens right and we took her to rspca and she got
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adopted out and all that but then one of her last lits hung around and yeah she's
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priers yep it's a cycle it's a cycle do your cats go outside or do they live in
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the house they're purely inside yeah yeah yeah just um yeah when I had pets
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it was the same I I just can't my my heart's too weak to be worried about
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where they are if they allowed outside yeah like and it's our oldest one cluso
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he loves to run outside and will sort of love to investigate the other two no
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they'll sort of walk outside for a bit and then back scary place cuz we do take
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them out on leads man I would love to see you walking your cat on a leash I
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would love to see that well it's not really you don't really walk them it's
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more so take them out while hanging out the washing or something and just let
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them run around eat some grass okay listeners I'm I'm adding a new
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competition it's in the same vein as uh dwarf watch uh if if you're out and
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about and you see Luke walk in a cat I want a picture of
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it well I think I know someone who might win that one look I'd ask Luke for a
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picture of it to be put up on the uh multim orgasm Instagram but every time I
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ask him for a picture of something thing uh it doesn't happen or if it does
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happen it's like a year later when I forgot and I even asked y all right look
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it's a long weekend yep I will try to get Hannah to take a phone of me walking
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Dr Watson okay great all right so what should we discuss now uh you know I mean
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we got a fair bit to discuss this week we've got some genital news some sex toy
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news uh got some TV news uh got some game news of course uh we could go
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anywhere really yeah I know um let's go straight to the sex doll yeah okay oh
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should we maybe mention that Matt's not here oh yeah Matt's not here it's not
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just he's being very quiet his entire time he's got nothing to say he uh he's
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in France isn't he yeah yeah I'm pretty sure that's where he went well they
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speak French there at yeah look wherever he is he's eating a baguette right uh
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yeah and some frage I would assume I'll be editing this episode on a plane so uh
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let's let's not use any racial slurs that I have to
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really pay attention to because this is going to be a quick and dirty edit you
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need to say that to yourself and not me hey man I haven't used a racial slur for
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a long time no I think you've grown out of it oh man we had an incident in the
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office yesterday I don't even know if I should say this it doesn't involve any
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racial slurs but it is racist but I am making fun of a racist is that
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okay anyway I'll tell you the story if we don't like it we cut it so I'm in a
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meeting right I'm currently producing this uh this video for um the Indian
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market right and we in the meeting we were discussing all aspects of it we
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discussed the storyline we played music samples and then uh we're looking at
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different graphic options and then we got to Casting right we're like okay so
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casting it needs to be an Indian man between this age and this age and then
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somebody on the team just completely nonchalant said oh just just anyone I
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mean they're Indian just just pick one and there's this like little bit of
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Silence where everyone's like he can't mean what what what it sounds like he
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means right yeah and so we followed up was like what do you mean he's like oh
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just pick one and anyone will do and it's like no he he can't can he
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and then one of our team called him out and said dude it's it sounds like you
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you're being racist yeah and he's like oh no no no no no no no no I'm I'm not
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being racist at all I assure you it's
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just that all Indians look the same what
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we were just stunned this isn't a meeting right and everyone's around the
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table just staring at this guy being like the [ __ ] are you talking about and
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he's like no no no like I I I don't I don't mean anything against them but
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like pick one pick another no one will be able to tell the
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difference anyway he's not invited to meetings anymore yeah I can sort of
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understand that that's insane and it's so scary that people
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think think that way but then also think that they're not racist yeah yeah that's
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right like he was mortified when we thought we were calling them out on
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something racist you say no no no no no I'm not a racist I'm just stating facts
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about this one specific race y except for the fact they everyone does look
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different yeah yeah that's right everyone yeah
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yeah and look if you're not used to being around the nuances of of certain
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races then yes that can start happen and that happens to me all the time I get
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people come into my office and be like oh you we met before and I'm like no no
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no you you met the guy who had my job before
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me looks nothing like me but I can understand why you thought
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so yeah I I I've never had that
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problem no I can't imagine you would
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no everyone knows me yeah and I'm very unique yeah I've I've met people
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independently of you that mhm who who know you just by seeing you out and
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about and this has been happening to me
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for years yeah yeah oh speaking of which
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um on last week's podcast you said to uh Matt yeah I actually listen to the
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podcast I'm not on just want to put that out there um on last week's podcast
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there was a there was an aside comment made about your leg and why one leg is
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thinner than the other and you said if anyone's interested know why they should
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write in and and you'll explain it to them and i' just like to remind you that
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you don't have to do that because there is a film a documentary film that
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explains what happened to your leg we should put that up we should so on our
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YouTube channel let's let's launch that the same time that we launched the uh
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this podcast this episode yeah and we'll put that up and if you want to see a
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little documentary that we made many many years ago called cyborg the Luke
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Alderson story uh then you can check that out on the multiple
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nerdgasm YouTube YouTube I haven't watched that in years God I'm going to
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look so young you do yeah you really do um we'll probably also put it on the it
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was was more than 10 cuz I made it when I was in college and I graduated in 2017
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so MH be 11 or 12 years ago yep yeah
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[ __ ] we're old y yeah um we'll probably also put it on the Facebook multiple
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gm.com faceb uh we might tweet about mul nerdgasm blah blah blah Twitter no we
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might get M nerdgasm Twitter what the how do you even say might also get it on
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our Instagram do we have an in we do have an Instagram yes Luke we do yes
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yeah I get confused sometimes and of course podcast at multile nasm for all
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inquiries so do we want to go into the uh the genital news or the sex toy news
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I want to go straight to sex toy what do
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you do toy to put inside of you you
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listen to sex to news sex to
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news so a sex robot uh has been molested
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yeah and is currently undergoing repairs
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after it was showcased at a a techcon uh
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where it was very very badly abused by what sounds like a lot of people this is
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going to sound bad but I can sort of understand that go
26:59
on um when you're at any sort of Expo whether it's a sex one or anything they
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do have display models and people are not really gentle with display models
27:10
sure okay you do be a little bit rougher and
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so y That's what's happened and you got a lot of people and being a little rough
27:22
with a sex doll trying to get photos and stuff and yeah stuff's going to happen
27:27
well I've broken a before okay all right let's let's let's unpack
27:34
that mhm you where were you when you
27:37
broke a sex doll uh I was at uh 18th
27:42
birthday party for Bill okay right MH uh what kind of sex doll was this also a
27:48
blow up I was I was at this party so yeah just let's just recap and uh yes it
27:55
was an inflatable Fe it was an inflatable playable lady yes uh and you
28:01
if I recall you punctured her no no no
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no I ripped her mouth out [ __ ] me with
28:11
your gargantuan [ __ ] no it was as I was leaving I'd had
28:17
a fair bit to drink yeah I was had so much to drink that me and Dave got lost
28:22
on the way home right yep now Bill lives about 5 minutes from both your houses
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yeah very much closer to your house actually it wasn't at Bill's house was
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it it was at was at the school it was at the hall near the golf course that's
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right but we ended up like jumping over train tracks but that's a different
28:39
story but yeah as as been leaving the sex Do's there yeah and so I put my
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fingers in its mouth and then when I've pulled it back out I must have sort of
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yeah I don't know grabbed something and then when I pulled it out her sort of
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mouth hole sort of come out and it looked like a penis coming out of her
28:56
mou you prolapsed her um the way I heard the story from Dave was that it wasn't
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your finger it was your fist ah that
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that yeah that could you were fisting a sex doll in the face and you prolapsed
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her mouth yeah
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yeah a sex doll that was uh Bill's 18th
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birthday present yes from his loving parents no he never got to use it
29:25
no well I hope he didn't plenty of other places as he could uh anyway let's let's
29:30
not get specific yes um I mean look I mean I've
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I've never broken a sex doll but I've never been to sex bow have you been to
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sex bow I assume that's kind of place it's not that interesting
29:46
yeah like it's I think like um the sex BOS or things like it in America would
29:53
probably be better right but the one in Australia I've been and it
29:58
was yeah it was very boring man if they have a sex bow in Singapore it be the
30:02
most tamed thing ever let me tell you well wouldn't it just be a lot of people
30:06
getting arrested when they tried to set up their stalls yeah exactly right look
30:10
I've uh you know the only thing that I can like in this too is that uh when I
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was recently Singapore Comic Con uh they had uh this new range of lightsabers uh
30:21
that you that had display models of and uh and we were [ __ ] going to town
30:25
with them in a way that you never would if you had actually paid the couple
30:28
hundred bucks that they cost exactly if it was your own right so I can only
30:33
assume that this is the same that uh that there were people like Luke that
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wondered could I fist this in the mouth so uh yeah like yeah that's I
30:44
don't think yeah they weren't molesting it as such as just like well I don't
30:48
know man here's what the developer had to say about the Damage Done the people
30:53
had mounted Samantha's breast yes that's right she has a name her name is
30:56
Samantha the people had mounted Samantha's breasts her legs and arms two
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fingers were broken and she was heavily heavily
31:09
soiled the soiled part yeah is what puts me
31:13
off how much were people trying this doll out yeah like was this in a private
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little booth that you could go in and spend some time with or was this just
31:21
out on the show floor and people were like this is the only chance I'm going to [ __ ]
31:25
get well this is the thing that's weird as well like there are actually brothel
31:30
now that are starting to bring sex dolls in yeah right I just
31:36
um how well do you clean them up oh very
31:40
well I [ __ ] hope look come on look I can understand right on
31:46
a intellectual level while somebody why somebody would go to a brothel right but
31:51
if when you get to the brothel there's just a sex toy there can't you just do
31:56
that at home yeah well I have heard of another
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service cuz it might be that the reason they're going is they want something
32:05
different each time so if they had their own one at home then it might get boring
32:09
for them but I have heard of a service that's I forget where they're trying to
32:13
introduce it where you can rent one God so you rent it it gets delivered
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to you you keep it for a certain amount of time then you return it and then you
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can rent a new one
32:26
wow I I love though that that you think and you're probably right but that
32:31
somebody that has a sex doll at home will get bored of that and so that
32:34
they'll go out and try to [ __ ] a different sex doll but I just I don't know it's sort
32:41
of weird like to think of okay so this is I'm trying to work out how to
32:48
not make this sound really disgusting like when you're having sex with another
32:51
girl and you know they've been with other people you're not really that
32:54
disgusted but if you're having sex with another doll it just seems more
32:57
disgusting when you think that other people have had sex with it does that
32:59
make sense yeah yeah y sure you know I've just clicked in the
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sidebar here of this article which is on the bbc.co uh website right because
33:12
obviously when you're looking up sex toy news it thinks you're a deviant it gives
33:16
you some other sexy uh sexy stories to look at which is fine by me you know
33:22
this the woman who's constantly sexually aroused uh I read through it doesn't
33:26
have her phone number so don't worry about but uh apparently there's this life in
33:31
Liverpool's red light district and I assume this is Liverpool England not
33:35
Liverpool in Southwest Sydney sex for
33:39
4 that's alarmingly cheap right that see that's that's too cheap I mean the the
33:45
pound is trading you know pretty well against the Aussie dollar but that's
33:49
still only like 10 bucks right
33:54
less yeah that that's that's yeah
33:58
that's actually quite sad though yeah that people are that desperate that
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they're willing to sell themselves for that much yeah well I think when you're
34:07
jonesing for heroin you take what you can get I mean this one girl here says
34:11
Haley says obviously the men are coming and asking for cheap sex and we're
34:14
saying no but then other girls are going doing it some girls done it for £8 anal
34:19
and everything so there you go straight from the horse's mouth see I just feel
34:24
like a bit of an [ __ ] yeah you would right like yeah take different type of
34:30
person to go yep no I think you're worth four bucks there but for the grace of
34:35
God go we l so you know if this podcast doesn't uh doesn't continue you know
34:40
keeping us afloat that that could be where we are in 10 years8 for anal this
34:45
is why I think that sex work should be more legal in a lot of
34:49
places go on cuz a lot of places where you this does happen is where it's not
34:54
legal yeah so there's no regulation right yeah yeah
34:58
yeah you make a good point anyway do you want to come to Liverpool with
35:05
me so do we want to go from sex toy news to vagina news
35:11
yes genital news Luke you like beer
35:16
right um I like VB okay you like one specific timee of beer yeah this this
35:22
beer might be called VB actually um
35:28
but but I can assume okay you like some beers uh you like vagina right yes or we
35:33
can go far saying so you like some beers and all vaginas yes okay um what what if
35:39
I told you that you could have a combination of those two
35:44
things I'd be a little nervous yeah so
35:48
where you're going with this yeah so uh there's there's a company called order
35:54
of yonni right that are brewing beer uh
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from what they call the essence of a woman's vagina uh more specifically from
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vaginal lactic acid
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bacteria so uh the first batch they've uh they've made from a Czech model
36:15
called Alexandra brova okay
36:19
uh attractive woman uh who supposedly
36:23
has a a nice tasting vagina as well I didn't even think about that that
36:29
they'd have like different people to do it not only that Luke right so you can
36:33
buy you can currently buy from their first batch you can buy Alexandra Bren
36:39
Lover's vagina beer right but if you
36:43
wanted the beer of somebody specific
36:48
vagina whose vagina you had access to uh then they will do a short run for you
36:54
it's not cheap but uh you can send them
36:59
a sample of somebody's vaginal lactic acid bacteria and they will do you a
37:05
small one order batch of that person's beer
37:10
that's could be a strange gift MH mhm
37:14
not cheap Luke it's it's 10,000 bucks oh
37:17
for them to do a uh you know a short run how much be do you get for that 60
37:24
bottles 60 oh wow yeah
37:29
yeah that's it's a lot of money for a joke yeah but imagine I mean this could
37:36
be a good way to raise money for charity you know what I mean like if you uh oh
37:42
yeah like a I don't know someone
37:47
famous imagine uh like if you had 60 bottles of beer brewed from like I don't
37:52
know Scarlet Johansson's vagina yeah I reckon you'd be able to sell them off
37:57
for quite a bit at like like $500 to
38:01
$1,000 a bottle easy yeah yeah there's there's enough Rich losers out there
38:06
that'll be like this might be the only way I ever get to taste Scarlet
38:10
Johansson's vagina for those losers out there it's not a might it is the only
38:16
way yeah well I'm sure she lets some losers taste it that a weird I don't
38:22
think she's well not anymore is she like she's settled down now just well no I
38:28
just think once you get to that famous you don't have to worry about losers
38:31
anymore do you well I mean I depends who you classify as a loser comes down to
38:37
Personal Taste they get I think a loser is someone who pay
38:40
$1,000 for a bottle of beer that tastes like skelet Johansson's vagina but who
38:44
am I yeah so yeah so yeah she's not sleeping with any of them okay I'm
38:49
putting this out there Luke who's beer would you consider buying so
38:55
we we laughing at this now we're like look we're not interested in paying for
38:59
Alexander Bren Lo's [ __ ] vagina beer and you know like we probably wouldn't
39:04
pay for scarlet johanson's vagina beer but I reckon eventually there'd be someone
39:10
that you'd be like maybe I don't think there is because I
39:16
don't really like be I was wondering where you're going with that okay yeah I mean I don't
39:23
really like beer either if they did an apple cider right
39:29
that was brewed from somebody's vagina I'd be more likely to try it yeah
39:33
because it just seems like a lot of money to cuz especially beers these days
39:38
like they're very different taste and very sweet and it'd be a lot of money to
39:42
spend to go this beer is not for me yeah the vagina might be it just might be
39:47
yeah the beer yeah yeah and I doubt this is the kind of thing you get to try
39:51
before you buy no no not for yeah not for what
39:58
$170 odd a bottle no yeah
40:04
yeah this be what I try I don't know it's a weird thing they think about I
40:10
just don't think there is anyone that I do you would give do you think they might
40:15
have like some DNA left over from like Marilyn
40:21
Monro you know what I mean like if they brought out if they said look we've
40:25
actually we've actually kept a s of Marilyn Monro vaginal lactic acid
40:31
bacteria and we that's a very strange thing to keep to hold on to for all
40:36
these sh it's like it's like a forensic guy is at the scene and he's like yeah
40:42
[ __ ] heroin in the arm yeah okay strangulation yeah okay yeah this this
40:46
this uh guys I'm going to take one more swab if that's cool um of something that
40:52
I I look I don't know why but I just have a feeling that in the future this
40:57
might come in handy so I'm just going to take a little bit of the lactic acid from a
41:04
vagina just in case right let's get away from sex I agree I
41:11
agree let's get to learning okay okay do have you played the
41:17
Assassin's Creed games I've played the first Assassin's Creed game and I've
41:23
played some of the sidescroller ones uh cuz I was interested in China One when
41:28
they brought that out but uh I didn't love the first Assassin's Creed and from
41:34
what everyone says they didn't get necessarily any better from then on so I
41:38
never went back to it I I enjoy them but what's always been interesting about the
41:44
Assassin Creed games is there always is like elements of like real life history
41:48
around sure sure and there's a new Assassin's Creed coming out oh this year
41:55
ooh this month oh I'm excited I forgot about was coming out so soon but um
41:59
there's actually a mode that they're going to release for it that there's no
42:03
combat no story it's just learning so you go around and you from the sound of
42:09
it like you'll go into a the pyramids and you go like a guided tour oh wow and
42:14
just learn about things and I just think that's that's awesome yeah that's cool
42:18
man I mean can you combine it cuz can I go and learn about history but also guys
42:22
jump out at me occasionally have to fight them cuz that' be cool well I
42:26
don't know I haven't got into a lot of details about and it could just be like
42:29
it's a free roam so if you just want to start bashing people up you can you can
42:32
yeah sure which I think could also be a bit of fun like why are you traveling on
42:37
Horseback over to see next Tomb you want to look at there's a couple of people
42:41
there that you want to beat up sure just go for it yeah yeah they're Ai No just I
42:46
don't feel it I just thought it's a really great idea and I hope it works well
42:53
because yeah imagine sitting in school and the teacher's like okay guys
42:56
everyone boot up Assassin's Creed yep they did say that some schools were
43:02
using civilization 6 for that do I recall us talking about that on the
43:07
podcast at one point I think we did yes don't know how that works but yeah
43:13
you know I played through another civ6 campaign recently just to try and
43:18
convince myself that I that if I just gave it a chance I'd like it but I don't
43:22
like it I don't like it I no if you don't like it you don't like it go back
43:25
to five five is so good and they worth some things that they
43:29
could improve on it but it's just not the things they changed for six I just I
43:33
don't get it yeah it's weird the rules that they have for when they come out
43:37
with a new one are weird they have to change certain things and keep St the
43:40
same but I have I've only I haven't played
43:45
six I played five and I only played that once and then I never went back to it
43:49
cuz I played one game that went on for like 16 17 hours or something and I just
43:54
I can't do that to myself again man I [ __ ] love it six is like a uh like a
43:59
joke version of five yeah the the graphics are a little
44:03
bit more cartoony cartoony it doesn't have that same kind of you know all the
44:07
diplomacy and stuff in five is is like you know I mean it's it's not intense and
44:14
serious it's it but it feels like it could be right but in six it's just
44:17
goofy it's just all goofy I don't like it they should have just taken five
44:22
polished the graphics up expanded it out a bit added a few more things to make it
44:26
a little bit more real and then it would have been great but yeah I think with their rules
44:32
it has to be like 30% the same 30% sort of update and then
44:38
30% new or something like that that's what they actually want to give an
44:42
update like not just a here slight it's little bit like what you want is just
44:49
that's a cash grab yeah yeah that's like any every Madden game where it's just a
44:55
little bit different but it's the same game change scares me Luke you know I
44:59
don't want things to be too different well that's why you don't have to change
45:03
well that's why I loved uh when Fallout two came out it was Fallout one just 10
45:08
times bigger yep more sequels should be
45:13
that they need to release another Fallout game I don't want Fallout 5 I
45:20
want like a Fallout I don't know they had Fallout
45:24
New Vegas three you want the New Vegas
45:27
version of four yeah just a new story to play and I don't know why they're not
45:33
doing it yeah cuz I actually said they're not going to why not like
45:39
it's cuz they didn't design that went out to a different shudio and it was
45:43
still a great game do that again yeah yeah you know I was thinking of getting
45:50
the pirate Assassin's Creed just because I like Pirates I enjoyed the I enjoyed
45:55
the ships okay CU there's not a lot of good pirate
46:01
games I think there is one coming out soon I think from Ubisoft I think they'
46:07
sort of mentioned some things because like Assassin's Creed
46:11
pirate people did well I enjoyed it some people hated it but they are looking at
46:16
doing like a a just a a pirate game straight up Pirate game I'd play that [ __ ]
46:21
yeah um I might have Black Flag the actual disc if I do I'll send it sweet
46:27
man yeah I don't know I may have gotten rid of it but if I do it's all yours all
46:31
right nice cuz yeah I've finished it fair enough I don't like I refuse to
46:37
trade my games in you refuse yep I will
46:42
not be part of that used game Market just a side with the devs you mean yep
46:48
yeah no I will I will sell my games yeah but I'm not selling it to make a profit
46:54
right yeah by any means like sometimes I'll put games on eBay and
46:59
I'll be like a dollar no reserve and I've sold Xbox One games for like three bucks
47:04
wow and I don't feel bad for it because someone's going to get to play it okay
47:08
everyone start watching Luke's [ __ ] eBay account oh yeah you get some great
47:12
stuff on there cuz I don't mark it very well at
47:16
all yeah you know I'm still just [ __ ] hanging out for the new Red
47:21
Dead a have you seen the new trailer there's a new trailer yes it came out
47:27
yesterday what yep the actual trailer so it's not going to be about John M what
47:33
everyone thought oh interesting well that's good because he was too much of a
47:36
[ __ ] nice guy anyway yeah like he was always passing
47:40
up prostitutes yeah the fact that he wouldn't [ __ ] up prostitute because he
47:44
was married it's like [ __ ] off who are
47:49
you but yeah so yeah cuz that's coming out Autumn next
47:54
year Autumn for Australia man I get that uh load it up and ready to go Autumn so
48:00
that's like six months away I guess I think it'll be a March release they're
48:04
still saying Autumn I think it'll be March okay okay so we got a walk that's
48:08
that's my prediction
48:10
man can't wait [ __ ] Cowboy [ __ ]
48:16
yeah and I'm hoping that CU with GTA
48:20
5 they focused a lot on the online like the single player game which I enjoyed
48:26
and then there that was it they just focused on online after that so there
48:30
was no DLC with more story or anything they they are saying they're going to
48:35
have a big online for Red Dead as well okay but I don't
48:41
think they can sell as much stuff for that so I think they might come back and
48:45
give us some story DLC as well yeah that would be good because like with GTA you
48:50
can here's a new car here's a new bike well yeah you can't really he's an
48:57
another horse another horse and he's a donkey yeah I don't think they can really sell
49:03
much so I don't think the microtransactions I'll make from that so
49:06
I think they will give us more story and that's all I want I want story yeah
49:13
yeah you know he wouldn't [ __ ] a prostitute but he would tie a woman to a
49:16
railway line and let her get run over by a [ __ ] I did that for the achievement
49:22
but then I Sav reloaded back I did the same and I didn't even [ __ ] about the
49:26
achievement I just wanted to see if you'd do it yeah I just I felt bad for doing that
49:31
yeah yeah yeah cuz you're a decent human being yeah that was a weird
49:38
choice but no no second we finished here go watch the trailer it looks amazing
49:43
man I've got it literally queued up and ready to
49:45
go there will be there's crocodiles in
49:50
it [ __ ] yeah a lot a lot of people going there aren't crocodiles in America but
49:56
there are are clearly this game shows that there are yeah yeah and they will be using
50:03
this game to teach people history I think it's I think it's nice
50:09
when they do try and throw a bit of history in the game unfortunately that
50:13
is the only place people are going to Lear yeah yeah yeah yeah you're probably
50:17
right I do have beyond Earth which I've been meaning to try yeah that wasn't bad
50:23
but what I love about Civ is the history you know is it's grounded in in some
50:28
kind of reality and and obviously the science fiction one doesn't have that so
50:32
it's fun to play but uh you know the fact that you can get invaded by Gandhi
50:39
is just [ __ ] cool right Gandy loves the
50:44
nukes yeah yeah yeah he's not scared of
50:48
firing a few off that's all for this week thank you for listening and we hope
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