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DONKEY: Florida Man Arrested For 'Exposing Sexual Organs' In A Park Wearing Women's Lingerie · The Breakfast Club

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  Speaker 1: The Breakfast club. Bitch, you don't he o the day
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  Speaker 1: with shalam hain't a guy. I don't know why y'all
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  Speaker 1: get y'all.
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  Speaker 2: Don't get is eight for Tuesday August twelfth, goes to
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  Speaker 2: a thirty two year old man named Anthony Smith. Now,
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Smith is a party wedding DJ from Florida. Have
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  Speaker 2: you heard of him with envy?
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  Speaker 1: I have not.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, what does your uncle Shaula always say about
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  Speaker 2: the great state of Florida. The craziest people in America
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  Speaker 2: come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today
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  Speaker 2: is no exception. Now, let me give you some background
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  Speaker 2: story on Anthony. Anthony, ladies and gettlemen, according to him,
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  Speaker 2: suffers from some sort of sexual addiction, and engaging in
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  Speaker 2: lewd behavior arouses him. He was convicted in twenty seventeen
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  Speaker 2: of indecent exposure and resisting arrests after he was spotted
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  Speaker 2: neked in pleasuring himself in public.
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  Speaker 1: Anthony says he.
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  Speaker 2: Does this because pornographic materials do not suffice his sexual desires.
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  Speaker 2: And this is important for all your religious folks. Okay, Christians,
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  Speaker 2: I need to listen need you to listen up. He
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  Speaker 2: says he does not want to violate his morals by
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  Speaker 2: having sexual relations before marriage, are by using a female
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  Speaker 2: solely for sexual purposes. I think it's pretty a moral
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  Speaker 2: to be buttonnecked in public, shaking hands with the milkman.
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  Speaker 1: But we listen, Okay, we don't judge.
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Smith was send us to six months in jail, okay,
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  Speaker 2: in twenty seventeen, and he's been arrested twice in the
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  Speaker 2: past for debugging his hard driving public. Well, Anthony just
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  Speaker 2: got arrested again for indecent exposure.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: The actual charge was exposure of sexual organs and resisting
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  Speaker 2: arrest in Florida, both of misdemeanors. Would you like to
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  Speaker 2: know what Anthony Smith did now? I can't wait to
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  Speaker 2: tell you.
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  Speaker 1: Well.
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  Speaker 2: On last Thursday, Florida police found Anthony Smith walking around
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  Speaker 2: of Florida Park wearing women's lingerie, the bottoms of which
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  Speaker 2: were of the throng variety, and Anthony's genitals, his maniconta,
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  Speaker 2: his trouser snake, his d Wayne Rod Johnson was fully exposed.
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  Speaker 2: He also was wearing fake breast. He also had on
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  Speaker 2: a wig of long black hair. He had a black
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  Speaker 2: mask around his face, and he had a penis ring
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  Speaker 2: that is used for arousal purposes as well as to
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  Speaker 2: maintain erections.
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  Speaker 1: He had on a black foxtail. He thought he was
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  Speaker 1: the fantastic mister fox.
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  Speaker 2: Well, the black foxtail, according to the police report, was
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  Speaker 2: protruding from his posterior.
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  Speaker 1: Meaning it was hanging out of his ass.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, but a pun further examination, and I would love
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  Speaker 2: to have a discussion with whoever did that examination. But
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  Speaker 2: a pun further examination, the bushy tail turned out to
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  Speaker 2: be attached to a rectal plug that was inserted in
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  Speaker 2: his ain'tus he had a Now we all know foxes.
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  Speaker 2: We all know foxes are very challenging to catch. So
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  Speaker 2: Anthony did try to get away, but he got caught.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: They discovered him an inside Indian Riverside park and he
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  Speaker 2: was eventually caught near a children's museum.
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  Speaker 1: Now, thankfully no children were present.
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  Speaker 2: To witness this freaky fox, but that doesn't make what
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  Speaker 2: he did any less egregious. Okay, Now, clearly this man
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  Speaker 2: is dealing with some type of mental issues. But the
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  Speaker 2: reason my empathy doesn't get activated for this guy is
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  Speaker 2: because of how he described his situation to the police,
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  Speaker 2: I told you earlier. He told police he suffers from
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  Speaker 2: some sort of sexual addiction. He acknowledges all of his
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  Speaker 2: previous run ins with the law because of the sexual addiction.
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  Speaker 2: He knows that regular porn doesn't satisfy his sexual desires,
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  Speaker 2: and he said he doesn't want to violate his morals
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  Speaker 2: by having sex before marriage or by using a female
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  Speaker 2: solely for sexual purposes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, Anthony, if you are aware of all that, then
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  Speaker 1: you are also aware of your behavior. Okay. Your moral
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  Speaker 1: compass is clearly broke.
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  Speaker 2: If you think sex before marriage and not wanting to
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  Speaker 2: use a woman just for sex are morally incorrect, but
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  Speaker 2: putting a foxtail between your cheeks and buffing your vampire
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  Speaker 2: slayer in public is morally correct.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: If you are aware of what your problems are and
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  Speaker 2: you do nothing to even attempt to correct them, I
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  Speaker 2: don't have empathy for you.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: If you can afford anal plugs and penis rings and foxtails.
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  Speaker 1: And thaw, then you can afford some type of therapy
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  Speaker 1: for your sex addiction.
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  Speaker 2: Not to mention, it's so many kinky ass sex clubs
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  Speaker 2: you can join where you can dress like that and
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  Speaker 2: just parade all around the club like that. I would
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  Speaker 2: have googled some for you myself this morning, but I
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  Speaker 2: don't want that in my search history.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: All I'm saying is a man who has listened to
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  Speaker 2: me being a man who has listened to years of
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  Speaker 2: horrible decisions with Mandy and Weezy now decisions decisions as
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  Speaker 2: well as reading in New York Times bestselling book No
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  Speaker 2: Holds Bard, I know that there is a lot of
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  Speaker 2: ways to express your freaky safely and legally in America.
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  Speaker 2: You wasn't looking for a safe space to let your
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  Speaker 2: freak flag fly because you enjoy letting your freak flag
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  Speaker 2: fly in public. You know exactly what you're doing and
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  Speaker 2: why you're doing it. Because if you simply wanted to
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  Speaker 2: be outside wearing a foxtail like Scizza at the opening
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  Speaker 2: of the Grand National Tour, I guarantee you there's a
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  Speaker 2: resort for that. Once again, I'm not googling it because
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  Speaker 2: I don't want it in my search history. Anthony, you've
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  Speaker 2: been arrested more than three times, and I bet you
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  Speaker 2: tell that story about having a sex addiction all the time. Well,
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  Speaker 2: let me tell you something, sir. If you have to
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  Speaker 2: talk to more than three people about the same same problem.
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  Speaker 2: And you don't want help. You want attention, and what
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  Speaker 2: you need to get is help. Please give Anthony Smith
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  Speaker 2: the biggest he hull.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, you want to say if I'm bricked up,
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  Speaker 1: break but I'm bet you still right now, your here.
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  Speaker 3: When he was going through the details, you did say
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  Speaker 3: this is good?
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  Speaker 2: You did? I bet you because it's interesting for your phone,
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  Speaker 2: because just turn your phone around like this, just do it,
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  Speaker 2: show your phone Anthony Smith.
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  Speaker 1: Google, But I did. I did think the reason I
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  Speaker 1: said it was good.
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  Speaker 4: Could you imagine the cops having to chase him, yes, him,
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  Speaker 4: take him down and then arrest him. I love to
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  Speaker 4: see a butt plug jet your Could you imagine then
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  Speaker 4: you gotta put him in the back of your squad car.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to see it.
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  Speaker 2: I don't want to pay for it on somebody. I
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  Speaker 2: would pay for it to watch on somebody's would be hilarious.
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  Speaker 1: Right now, you put it on tronics.
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  Speaker 3: You have a whole show niggas getting chased butt plus yes, make.
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  Speaker 1: A hap you call it crazy like a fox. You
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  Speaker 1: got to get freaky like the agency would love that
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  Speaker 1: freaking like a fox. I don't play a game. Nope, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I want to know what he is. Well, let's play
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  Speaker 1: a game of yes, what race my music? You gotta
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  Speaker 1: find it? That's god, you don't want to do it?
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  Speaker 1: What's his name again? Anthony Smith? Anthony Smith? Anthony Smith.
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  Speaker 2: He was walking around Florida park, fully exposed.
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  Speaker 1: He was wearing fake breasts.
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  Speaker 2: He had a wig of long black hair, a black
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  Speaker 2: mask around his face, a penis ring that is used
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  Speaker 2: for a robes of purposes to maintain erections.
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  Speaker 1: He had a black foxtail, and he hanging out his ass.
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  Speaker 2: Yes what is?
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  Speaker 1: Yes?
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  Speaker 2: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: White? Okay? Why do you think that?
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  Speaker 3: I mean because I don't want to put that on
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  Speaker 3: our people. I really don't, although I can imagine it,
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  Speaker 3: but no, I don't want to put that on our people.
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  Speaker 2: Envy.
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  Speaker 1: What about you?
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  Speaker 2: Anthony Smith was walking around a Florida park genital fully exposed, Okay,
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  Speaker 2: black foxtail, hanging out his aus all right, long black hair,
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  Speaker 2: a black mask around his face, and fake breast with
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  Speaker 2: a penis ring.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, what is? I don't know? Anthony? Anthony could be
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  Speaker 1: white or black, I know, but Anthony Smith a black
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  Speaker 1: black bust down? Yeah, he had a bust down.
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  Speaker 2: What was he Well, I want to tell both of
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  Speaker 2: you racist sleeves bags.
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  Speaker 1: One of y'all is correct.
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  Speaker 2: And one of y'all is right, just hilarious, is absolutely positively.
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  Speaker 1: Wrong, and DJ is absolutely positive.
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  Speaker 2: After this Smith is called I mean he's blackly he's
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  Speaker 2: not black though he's not black with a.
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  Speaker 1: Freaking I didn't want it to be. I didn't want
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  Speaker 1: he's not black. Word, he's black, but he's black. But
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  Speaker 1: I see bust down.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, hit my n word, drop Dion down.
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  Speaker 1: Best showing the best show in the world.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure it says powerful nigga working. It's not hard
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  Speaker 2: to find it. Some powerful going on.
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  Speaker 1: Here we go, just waiting on inwards. They always late.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, I'm gonna lick.
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  Speaker 1: Wake that ass up in the morning. The Breakfast Club