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Episode 178: Love Really Hurts · Talk Shit Or Get Off The Pod

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  What it do, what it do, what it do it is your boy Andrew
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  Schultz, AK, Mr. Goody 2 shoes and who am I with?
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  As always, Joseph Huggins AKA old man Huggy.
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  Talk shit or get off the pod. Episode 178 Love fucking hurts,
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  motherfucker. I didn't do that as the title.
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  Well, I didn't see it. I didn't.
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  Write it. It was just a fact.
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  It was just what it is. The Enron of governments.
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  But true, that's fine, touché. How are you?
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  I'm doing all right, man. I mean, I've been went to a
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  funeral that of the person that I lost back in March, so two
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  months ago, what was more of like a celebration of life and
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  their service. Super good.
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  Saw a lot of people. Honestly, it was good.
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  I could tell it was good for everybody that there was a gap
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  in time between it happening and us getting together in
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  remembrance of her 'cause it was, it was rough, man.
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  Like it was rough. One of my best friends, he lost
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  his wife. I mean, he's just AG.
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  He's such a good man to begin with.
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  A lot of people said good stories I saw people haven't
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  seen in a really long time. It was it was a lot.
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  And then like, you know, yesterday Cinco de Mayo, which
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  in the world I work in is crazy town.
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  Then, you know, you got like Mother's Day this week, just a
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  lot going on. I'm on like the tail end like
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  the last kind of 10 days of arguably probably some of the
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  hardest days I've had like stress wise and just like
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  consuming like 75 days I've had. So I'm, you know, seeing the
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  finish line. It always said tell people, look
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  at the finish line, don't think about the race.
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  You can talk about how shitty the race was when you're done
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  'cause you don't, you don't gain anything from talking about the
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  race while you're in the middle of it.
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  So I'm just kind of, you know, getting my head above water.
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  I mean, moved into the house. So I've got this room.
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  I got this together as quick as possible, if that's possible
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  'cause I have a lot of shit. So this setup will change more.
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  I kind of set it up, but I was trying to figure out how stuff
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  fits. I got about twice as much room
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  and I've got plans for the setup.
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  You know, I'm probably going to end up hopefully doing this just
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  from sitting in a chair with nothing really in front of me,
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  not sitting in front of a computer screen.
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  Do it all offset. And I have like a lot of cool
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  shit that I'm going to actually be able to use.
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  You know, to I'd be lying if I said like 99% of my shit in this
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  room. Everything out of frame is just
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  like boxes and piles of shit. So doing better, but still
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  stressed. How are you doing Sir?
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  How are you holding up? You know I'm all right.
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  Are you doing better than the last time we spoke?
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  I guess dude, for the audience, I got broken up with by my
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  girlfriend on Thursday and we're recording this on Tuesday and it
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  hurts and I'm bummed. Yeah.
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  I mean, you texted me and I called you pretty quivec.
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  I tried to but I was. At.
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  Work. I was leaving and I had to.
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  I don't think I was the most motivating.
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  I think I was. I was probably a little too.
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  Real. Yeah, you were trying to like,
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  Yeah. And I was like, I got this like,
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  visceral reaction. I'm like, I was like, I was
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  like, are you talking about my girlfriend?
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  Are you talking shit about my girlfriend right now?
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  You won. It's like I didn't break up
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  about 30, you know what I'm saying?
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  And it's like. Yeah, but you, you wanted you
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  wanted to look you. Despite the bravado, despite the
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  stealing people's money at the table, you're a good dude.
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  You got a big heart. Stealing.
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  Well, you know, stealing. Them to give it to me, yeah.
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  So I mean, you sometimes you want to feel the sting a little
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  bit and that makes it, you know, like I feel like you almost have
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  to like, you know, So for me, for a while, for people who
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  don't know, I've been like going through so much stuff that I was
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  just like 100% as sober as possible the entire time 'cause
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  I'm like, sometimes you just got to like raw dog shit and just
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  like deal with it. The only way you can really get
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  over it and fully process it is to actually go through the
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  process of doing that. And I think that, you know,
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  yeah, I was probably came in a little too hot, but I when we
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  spoke earlier, a week before or just about a week before, I was
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  like, man, I don't know. I don't like these waters, man.
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  Well, I already I knew that she was upset, right?
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  Like like it was like like I can pinpoint like the day where like
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  all of a sudden, like things were different.
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  It was like almost like a month ago, I think to like the day.
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  And I was like trying to figure it out 'cause it was like, you
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  know, like it wasn't like just like a some huge event.
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  And like we've talked about it and like there was like this
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  certain since like I wanted to like come on here and be like
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  trying to 'cause I thought like it was like a huge like
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  miscommunication type thing and just be like trying to like
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  explain these like issues like, and, you know, and just at least
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  be like heard, you know, or something.
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  Yeah, but then she told me that she wasn't happy anymore in the
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  relationship. So it's like, how am I supposed
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  to like, you know, I like, I can't, you know, I don't know
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  what to say to that, but I don't know.
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  It's crazy. Like and then like my fucking
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  like IG reels like knew out like I was in relationship trouble.
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  Like at the same moment I did like, you know, like before, you
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  know, I was, you know, I don't know.
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  ANYWAYS, so it's been like beating me like crazy shit, but
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  now it's like now it's like on I don't know ANYWAYS, but like
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  it's there's this shit that they're talking about.
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  It's like like avoidant and anxious affection.
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  So avoiding affection and anxious affection.
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  And so it's like in this scenario, I don't even know,
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  it's like, this is what happened, but this is like what
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  I've just been like looking at this shit and like listening to
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  it. And like, it's like an avoidant
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  person, like like, like gets into a relationship, like once
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  to be in a relationship gets into it.
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  But then like if it gets like the intimacy gets like real,
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  like then like they're like subconscious like has like a
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  trauma response like to where they like feel unsafe, like when
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  they're getting vulnerable, so they pull away.
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  And then it seems like, and then so like for in this situation,
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  I'd be like an anxious attachment person.
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  So it's like they're pulling away and then like an anxious
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  person's like, oh shit, they're pulling away.
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  And then I'm like trying to like fix it.
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  And then to like her. It's like, oh shit, he's like
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  overbearing. And it's like, like also it's
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  like a part of it is like whenever you like get into the
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  relationship, it's like, it feels like it's like
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  controlling. You're losing your like
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  autonomy. And so, so like me, like it's so
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  me like being like, hey, like trying to like, you know, like
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  figure out what's wrong is actually like making things like
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  worse. Yeah, No, definitely.
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  I mean and if that's if y'all are two different types of
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  attachment in those in that. Sense but they say like
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  opposites attract like that's why these like 2 attachments are
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  together. But I mean, it's like it and I
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  think it's not like, you know, and I this could not even be it
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  at all, you know, but it, but it just like like if you had said
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  that like this was going on like before the like Thursday.
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  I don't, I, I don't think so. But like, maybe it like now it's
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  like, I don't know, maybe like, yeah.
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  I mean, you can't. Just doesn't like like me
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  anymore. I don't know dude, it sucks so
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  bad. But like, you can't, you can't
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  let it consume you. Like you, at the end of the day,
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  you're no, what I'm saying is like, at the end of the day,
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  you're a good fucking dude and you can't convince some.
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  You should never have to convince somebody to be with you
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  or try to persuade them into being with you or staying with
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  you. Like that's never something
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  anybody should do. She shouldn't do that with you.
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  You shouldn't do that with her. Nobody should do that.
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  Period. I, I, I agree.
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  I agree. I I and I said to her, I was
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  like, it's like, I want to be with somebody who wants to be
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  with me, but it's like, I fucking love this person, dude,
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  like. No, I know.
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  Like it's. It's frustrating.
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  Like it's it like I'm not, I'm not in your position, so I can't
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  say, but I it's got I mean, I've been there before.
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  That shit's super frustrating. I remember this is way back in
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  the day, I was dating a girl in Colorado and I was talking about
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  like the trauma and the wild shit that went on with my family
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  because she asked about it and like she was straight up and
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  said like, I don't want to talk about that.
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  And that from that moment moving forward, it was getting too
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  real. And chick, chick bailed.
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  I mean, like there's everybody's different.
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  You don't know what's going to what's make, what makes her tick
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  and what is going to set her off.
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  And if she's not going to be comfortable enough to talk to
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  you about it and tell you what those things are in the 1st
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  place, then like then, then what are you going to do?
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  Like you can't. You can't be good like.
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  She she did to an extent. It's just like, I just don't
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  know. Like I don't know, it like it
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  feels like like with the like the stuff that like the issues,
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  like the incidences, like I'll say like just leaving it vague,
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  I feel like are all like they were like red flags of shit
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  she's dealt with in the past. And then and then it was like,
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  oh fuck, is he like this? And then, like, I didn't know at
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  first that she was having like, some sort of these like,
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  feelings. And it's like, about like
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  jealousy. And then like, I would like,
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  make jokes and shit about like, being jealous, not knowing that
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  she was already like, kind of like had her guard up, like,
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  like, because of, you know, or about me being jealous.
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  And so then it was like I'm beating into it and I didn't
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  know that. And so then I'm like, and then
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  I'm like once she told me that I'm like playing it back, I'm
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  like, oh fuck, I'm like, I'm like, of course she thinks, of
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  course she thinks that like like that.
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  But then but like this is the other thing, like like she
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  splits custody with her child, like with her like, you know,
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  baby daddy with for their kid. And like, so it's like like
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  really we only opportunities we get to like hang out alone, like
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  are like every other weekend and Wednesdays and Thursdays.
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  So it's like, kind of like when shit happens, like we don't get
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  to like see each other like, and it's nobody's like fault.
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  It's just like how it is like, like as like like, like
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  necessarily like when you would want to, you know, like, so it's
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  like like a lot of time will go by, shit builds up, you know,
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  you don't see each other. And then it's like, so I felt
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  like that worked against us and also with like the like.
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  The outset, what I'm saying is whenever you've talked about it,
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  and then you told me to give me some more insight on things, not
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  necessarily those incidents, but just other incidents that have
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  transpired throughout time. I was like, whoa, man, there's
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  like, I feel like there's, there's other underlying issues
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  there that aren't necessarily advantageous to you in the long
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  run. And that's, and that's what
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  that's when I was like, oh man, this is not necessarily the
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  healthiest and it's not your fault and it's not necessarily
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  her fault. But there are things that
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  transpired that just like, are they?
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  Actively. They actively work against you.
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  So how? Like what?
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  Like I don't like. I know, but like, that's, that's
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  what's so tough is like, it's like that, like, you know, like
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  just cliche. It's like getting into a
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  relationship with like a, a single mother as is, you know,
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  people would be like, oh, it's tough.
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  It's like, like I always just like, OK, it's tough like like
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  meaning like for, for like the person getting into it.
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  So, but if you're like, if the, if it's like me in this case,
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  like you're like willing to go through it, like, you know, then
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  'cause it's worth it. Like whatever, you know?
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  And like, this wasn't even that tough.
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  Like, I don't, you know, it was like like drama, but like,
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  whatever. No, I don't know.
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  I'm just saying there's certain things that like, like, look, if
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  she's having these issues, if she was feeling these red flags,
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  if she was seeing these things, they should have been
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  communicated to you in a healthy commutative relationship.
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  So let's not say that they weren't, though I and.
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  And if and if they were, then like look man, you got.
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  I don't know, like like maybe like maybe they were, maybe it's
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  my bad. I don't know, like, but maybe
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  they weren't. And like, and I'll also like
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  just, I'm telling you like the built in distance.
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  And then also like we never really talked on the phone and I
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  brought this up and it was like later in the relationship.
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  And so then it was like kind of like, what would you just want
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  to like call me all of a sudden? And that's what I, I feel like
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  it probably came off as, but it's just like, no, I realized
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  that like text messages are getting like like
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  miscommunicated left and right and like, I didn't realize it at
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  first. Like, like I would say this is
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  an example. I would say the word like she
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  asked me like if I want to go on a double date with her.
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  Like this is a long time ago. Her and her, her best friend and
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  husband. And I'm like at work and I'm
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  like, it's like a Friday, I think.
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  And I, I'm like, sure, like that's how I, that's how I'm
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  thinking, right? I say sure to her.
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  And she's like, so just a response.
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  I'm like, what? And then she's like, sure,
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  that's like like, OK, I guess I'm like, no, I was like
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  genuinely excited. And then it like clicks to my,
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  I'm like, if, if that's getting miscommunicated, like, what the
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  fuck else? And 90%, not 90%, but like all,
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  almost all of our communication outside, like when we're not
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  hanging. Oh yeah.
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  When we're not hanging out, it's like via text.
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  So it's like, like, you know, it's like probably just like
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  little shit like going on like that.
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  I didn't realize. And so that's like something
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  that sucks like that, I think. No, and I mean no.
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  And that's I tell people that all the time.
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  It's like you can't. Texts are miscon,
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  miscommunicated or misconstrued all the time.
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  There's no emotion, there's no voice inflection, there's no
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  context. It's just a statement.
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  So it's it's A and. Then it's also easier when
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  you're mad at somebody and you're not seeing each other and
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  then you're not hearing their voice.
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  It's like you've kind of, you know, it's like.
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  No for sure. It's like the distance.
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  It's like fucking does not help. Texts are emotionless so it can
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  make you come off as like lacking emotion when it comes to
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  certain things, even when you have emotion behind it because
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  you're texting or just. Any or just anything, just like
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  anything you meant to say that, that that they think you meant
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  that you said something else. That's it, you know.
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  Whatever you were telling. Me.
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  When you were telling me stuff that was going on, I was like,
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  you need to try to meet up with her and talk to her.
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  Quit texting about this shit. That's one of the first things I
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  told you, because it's it can be Miss Mistrans lost in
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  communication, man, like I don't know if Meg Ryan's in that
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  movie, but like fuck it, a Meg Ryan movie.
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  What lost in translation? I don't think she's in it, but
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  sure, we'll pretend the bitch is.
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  And that's just what I'm saying. You got to be you like, you
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  like, but I'm serious. Like that's, that's certain.
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  Things OK, so then so then like another part of this is like so
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  like so not only is it just us that has like only a little bit
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  of time to hang out or less her time than like than you would if
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  otherwise, but that but that is just her time in general.
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  So like she likes to hang out with her friends.
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  I fucking want a girlfriend who has friends and is social,
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  right, OK, like like and so, but this goes back to the fucking
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  avoidance anxious shit. So in my head like I'm like,
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  well, this is not even really anxious.
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  It's not me, but I think the one well, we'll see.
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  Like you tell me like she goes out with her friends and like
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  what I think is cool was like my girlfriend goes out parties with
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  her friends and then comes and and like sleeps over at my
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  house. Like that to me is like the
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  relationship dude. Like that's like boom, I got the
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  hot girlfriend who's got friends who then comes over and sleeps
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  at my house. But then like I think to like
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  when I'm asking for that, I think to her, it's like I'm
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  asking like coming out with me, not your friends.
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  And then so she's like and then and so instead of then coming
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  over afterwards, she doesn't like want to come over like
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  afterwards because she thinks I'm like trying to like control
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  her and make her not hang out with her friends.
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  But really. So then I'm like then I'm
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  getting into like the anxious shit.
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  I'm like, why the fuck is my girlfriend not want to come over
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  like after she hangs out with her friends?
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  And then it's like, it's a stupid like.
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  But this I mean no and I get. It like it's crazy.
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  But that's also like look like communication.
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  That's lack of communication on both parts.
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  I know because if she's feeling that.
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  She tell you over communicating and like that's like also
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  pushing her away. So she's you're over
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  communicating, She's under communicating and internalizing
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  shit it says. That's what it sounds like and
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  not saying anything bad about her.
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  I'm saying it sounds like she's not communicating the issues
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  that she's having with you within the relationship.
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  And then it's getting and then it's building it's.
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  A two way street so we are not communicating.
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  Yeah. And then and then.
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  Like if I if I don't get it then then there's and.
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  It's building up to the point to where it's like, I'm mad at you.
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  And then it's like, well, what? And then I'm sure y'all,
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  whatever y'all would get together.
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  You'd spend an hour hashing shit out, getting good, and then.
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  You're no, because no, because really, like I'm telling you,
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  like this was a fucking cool, fun loving, amazing, awesome ass
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  relationship all the way up into one month ago.
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  And then and then it's been basically kind of like I've been
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  saying, like I felt like she was going to break up with me like
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  with that week and it's been going on for like a month, just
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  like weirdness. And then she did break up with
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  me. But I'm saying so then so.
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  Then it there was like, there was like us hanging out.
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  Well, we were, yeah. We were hashing it out via text
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  the whole time, like me, like, you know, like apologizing over
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  and over and over. And then like, probably too
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  much, like, you know what I'm saying?
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  Like it's crazy. If that person's not going to
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  like sit down and talk with you and communicate and work out
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  these issues, like what do they expect you to do?
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  Well, but you know, there's like, but that's what I'm
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  saying, like that, like this shit happens and then like.
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  You don't need to she's. Busy isn't she's busy with like,
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  you know, like doing mom stuff like for like days.
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  No, for sure. And then so it's like tough to,
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  it's just tough to like figure it out.
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  And then, but I'm saying like like there was, it was smooth
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  like. Number one, anything's possible
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  over time and you got to quit being so fucking hard on
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  yourself. I'm not hard on myself, I'm just
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  like. Dude, you're being hard on
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  yourself and I get it and I get it.
• 20:34
  I know that you feel like you're the cause of this or these
• 20:38
  issues but at the end of the day it is.
• 20:40
  It is a two way St. Everything in life is 5050.
• 20:44
  There's two lanes of traffic. If there's one lane of traffic,
• 20:47
  somebody's getting run the fuck over by oncoming cars.
• 20:50
  Period. It is work, friendships,
• 20:52
  relationships, business, partnerships.
• 20:54
  Everything is 5050. So did you play a role in this?
• 20:58
  Absolutely, of course you did. You're a part of it.
• 21:00
  But did she also play a role in this?
• 21:02
  Absolutely. She's a part of it too, and it
• 21:04
  goes both ways. So it's not like you made all
• 21:07
  these mistakes and she's just 100% in the right for breaking
• 21:11
  up with you. She did nothing wrong.
• 21:13
  Like a fucking clear a cell pad. Clean, clear and under control.
• 21:16
  That's not the case. It's not, obviously, obviously.
• 21:20
  So. So you need to so whenever
• 21:21
  you're don't sit there and spin your tires on it.
• 21:24
  How can I not? I it's hard not to, but what I'm
• 21:27
  and it will get easier with time, but like you can be
• 21:30
  introspective about it. But I always say in life, we
• 21:33
  move forward. We never take steps backwards.
• 21:35
  You can. Look like it, I'm already on
• 21:36
  that shit, but you? Can look you can look backwards
• 21:39
  in retrospect to see where you came from, learn from previous
• 21:42
  mistakes, look at the rough roads that you've had before,
• 21:45
  but you fucking move forward and you're gonna I know you're doing
• 21:47
  that but you like have to do that and you also have to do
• 21:50
  that with yourself mentally. You can't sit there and start
• 21:54
  nitpicking all of the decisions you've made or the jokes that
• 21:57
  you've made or you're a sarcastic fuck.
• 22:00
  OK, but give, just give me a weekend to like, I mean, yeah, I
• 22:06
  like, I'm just like, what the fuck 'cause it like I've been in
• 22:09
  like kind of like the fucking fetal position for a month
• 22:11
  trying to like figure out how like I felt like I was like
• 22:14
  watching my relationship like slip through my hands and then
• 22:16
  it did. And so sorry if I'm sad dude.
• 22:21
  No, I'm not saying you can't be sad.
• 22:29
  That's on. Now let's.
• 22:30
  He's back. Motherfuckers, I'm back.
• 22:34
  No, like no, no, I mean like seriously, like I am going to
• 22:37
  level the fuck up. Like I'm like like I you since
• 22:45
  we resumes are out. So shut up.
• 22:47
  They're in. Since this podcast started, I
• 22:52
  mean, there was days where we were, I mean, I'm just going to
• 22:54
  be honest, 'cause you know, you've talked about your sober
• 22:57
  journey and everything that you've been doing, which I'm
• 22:59
  super proud of you and you've been crushing it and you know,
• 23:04
  like I'm so proud of you for doing that.
• 23:07
  There's times where you would show up and I would not do the
• 23:09
  podcast with you. I was like, no, we're not doing
• 23:12
  this. We're ending it.
• 23:14
  We'll do it tomorrow, am I right?
• 23:16
  That happened multiple times whenever we started this
• 23:19
  podcast, like in the in the mid 40s and 50s and 60s, there was
• 23:23
  times where we could not do the podcast because you physically
• 23:26
  were just like out partying and coming back and doing it
• 23:28
  whatever. And you've, you've made so much
• 23:31
  progress in your day-to-day life and in your mental health, your
• 23:35
  physical health and in your personal just life in general.
• 23:38
  But like, you have so many things that you've done to get
• 23:42
  to this point, to where you're at right now, that you just got
• 23:44
  to keep fucking trucking. Like 100% like, but I know you
• 23:48
  know that I was the happiest I've ever been before I met her.
• 23:52
  Like but like, but but no, it's it's it's time to you're right.
• 23:56
  Like like it's it's go time. Like like a switch has been
• 24:02
  flipped bro like for real. Like there was a there is I mean
• 24:06
  it's not the same, but I remember like my the check's on
• 24:09
  the ground, but I got that 82 cent check from Denton County
• 24:12
  jail when I got arrested and wasn't talking to my parents and
• 24:16
  was sleeping on a mattress in a bedroom.
• 24:18
  But before that was sleeping on like some dudes doing heroin all
• 24:21
  the times, couch and couch surfing and sleeping on people's
• 24:24
  floors and sleeping in my truck. And it's like, man, whenever
• 24:27
  that I got arrested, this light switch, I was like, well, I'm
• 24:30
  going to grind my ass off. And if I and then whenever I got
• 24:34
  to like what mid 20s, I was doing pretty fucking good for
• 24:37
  myself. And I was like, Dang, man, if I
• 24:39
  keep doing this forever, where the fuck am I going to end up?
• 24:42
  And I bought a fucking house. Like it's like, and I never
• 24:46
  thought, never thought that would ever be the case.
• 24:48
  And you're, it's a different circumstance, but it's the same
• 24:52
  thing in the sense of like, dude, you've come so far.
• 24:54
  Just keep leveling the fuck up and you don't need somebody else
• 24:57
  to justify it or make it feel like you're doing the right
• 24:59
  thing or to validate where you are.
• 25:02
  Because I guarantee you there'll be another chick that's just as
• 25:05
  hot, just as cool, just as chill.
• 25:07
  Who's going to? Who's going to communicate them?
• 25:10
  Let me just say this, getting dumped by the hottest chicken in
• 25:17
  the world is better than not dating the hottest chick in the
• 25:20
  world at some point. No, OK.
• 25:24
  Like sure. But what I am saying is you're
• 25:26
  going to find somebody that's going to be patient with you as
• 25:30
  you continue to grow because the Andy that you are now in a
• 25:33
  relationship is not the same Andy you were 3-4 years ago.
• 25:38
  Well, that's why, that's why this hurts, that's why this
• 25:40
  hurts 'cause I like I, I've been two years sober, right?
• 25:43
  Like I, this is like the most like clear mental like like I've
• 25:48
  been like like spiritually, like I wouldn't do a lot, a lot of
• 25:50
  therapy like like I feel good. I feel really good in this
• 25:56
  relationship dude, like really good like and like this is the
• 25:59
  first time when I'm like thinking like that, like having
• 26:03
  me saying shit like this dude like like I think she's like my
• 26:07
  person and I didn't even like believe in that shit like.
• 26:11
  Six months no and. Like, like, and I'm serious when
• 26:15
  I say shit like that. Like it's like.
• 26:17
  So it's just. No, and it's no.
• 26:22
  And I know I'm not sitting here saying that you're wrong and
• 26:24
  feeling that way, but I am saying you need to find solace
• 26:27
  in how far you've come, what you've been able to do.
• 26:29
  For sure, for sure. The fact that you are still
• 26:32
  clear headed while going through all of this shit too, this is
• 26:35
  obviously a moment where a lot of people in your situation
• 26:38
  would slip back into old habits and take steps backwards and
• 26:41
  you're, you're not doing that. That's the first thing we talked
• 26:44
  about. I was like, you're good because
• 26:46
  that's, that's the, that's more important than you being in a
• 26:48
  relationship. I'm sorry with her or with
• 26:52
  anybody. Is that you are fucking good and
• 26:55
  that you're still doing what you're that what you've been
• 26:58
  doing for the past two years. That's way more important than
• 27:01
  being in this relationship, at least to me.
• 27:03
  As somebody who's known you almost my entire life at this
• 27:06
  point and loves you like a fucking brother.
• 27:08
  I care way more about that than I care about you dating some
• 27:12
  chick or not. Because that is the only reason.
• 27:15
  The reason you were able to meet this chick, be in a
• 27:16
  relationship, get to this point, even though it's heartbreaking
• 27:20
  is because you are on this journey that you've been on.
• 27:23
  Guarantee you it wouldn't even last six months old.
• 27:26
  Three years ago, Andy would have fumble the bag easy, bro.
• 27:29
  And and now and your so your approach is different.
• 27:31
  You are a different man going into this.
• 27:34
  So yeah, it, it probably hurts a little bit more, hurts more than
• 27:37
  it's ever hurt before because you're because it's because
• 27:40
  you're more clear headed every because you're, you took it more
• 27:43
  serious. You've taken that you're taking
• 27:45
  your life more serious. Not that you didn't, but you
• 27:48
  understand what I'm saying. Like there's not.
• 27:50
  That I took it more serious. It was just that I was able to
• 27:55
  be like, like emotionally, like available and like connected
• 27:59
  like with somebody, you know? It's just oh bro.
• 28:05
  No. And look, you will.
• 28:06
  I mean, it's gonna hurt for a while, man.
• 28:08
  And that you'll be, you will get to the point to where you will
• 28:13
  be able to do your thing and you will be able to move past it.
• 28:18
  And you will learn from these mistakes.
• 28:21
  You will learn from your own mistakes and also learn for red
• 28:24
  flags and be like, hey, you know what?
• 28:26
  Like if this chick doesn't communicate with me enough or
• 28:29
  we're only talking through tech, maybe you need more on the
• 28:32
  commutative end. So you know.
• 28:34
  That that was one thing that I was like, OK, like, like so, so,
• 28:38
  so you talking about it next time, but just like, just like
• 28:43
  advice I would give to somebody going into like a relationship
• 28:47
  is just like ask all the questions he would think about
• 28:53
  like they would want to know like that are like, like, 'cause
• 28:57
  this is another thing. Like, I didn't ask really any
• 29:00
  questions about like her relationship with like the baby
• 29:03
  daddy like that much. You know, I was just, I was
• 29:05
  like, that's her business. I'll say the fuck out of it,
• 29:08
  right? But then it's like, as the like
• 29:10
  the relationship goes on, like, like he texted her one time,
• 29:17
  like at 11:45 that night and I asked her, you know, I was like,
• 29:20
  what is he texting me about? And that was like a big deal
• 29:23
  'cause I looked at like the, her phone, the front screen of her
• 29:26
  phone. And but then we had like a
• 29:30
  conversation about it. And like, I found out like, you
• 29:32
  know, it's like that he only texts her about like the kid and
• 29:36
  he, he like, never crosses the line and blah, blah, blah.
• 29:41
  But it's like, think about it, OK?
• 29:42
  Like any boyfriend who has a girlfriend whose ex-boyfriend is
• 29:46
  texting them at 11:45 at night. This whole reaction is like, the
• 29:49
  fuck is this? But then it's like, OK, but
• 29:52
  yeah, they do have a kid together and I'm trying to
• 29:55
  figure this shit out. And I wasn't like, mad, I just
• 29:58
  asked the question. But the point was that I looked
• 30:01
  at her phone was the problem. But anyways, my point is that
• 30:04
  like, had I asked that ahead of time, then we're not like 3
• 30:07
  months into the relationship or four months in the relationship.
• 30:11
  Whenever this happened, me asking these questions when it's
• 30:14
  like, and then it's kind of weird, you know, so just like
• 30:18
  getting like just all that shit out because it's not like any of
• 30:22
  that would have changed anything.
• 30:24
  I'd still do this 1000 times over and over and over like, but
• 30:27
  it but it would just been like better to get it out of the way
• 30:30
  ahead of time when like the stakes are low.
• 30:32
  And then that way you're not asking it later on when like,
• 30:35
  people's like, emotions are like, you know, like a little
• 30:37
  bit higher. No, definitely.
• 30:38
  And then also the communication, the the talking on the phone.
• 30:41
  But this was also like a, a unique situation where like,
• 30:46
  like, and also I'll just say it like, like, oh, like, I mean
• 30:49
  like she lives like with her like parents.
• 30:52
  So it's like, so it's like I'm not crashing at her house ever.
• 30:55
  So like when I say like when it's weekend, weekend off, it's
• 30:57
  like we like don't get to hang out or we used to not at all
• 31:02
  when I like hadn't met the kid yet because like, you know,
• 31:04
  we're like being like careful about it.
• 31:09
  And then, yeah, so like, that's what I'm saying.
• 31:13
  No, and I got you, man. And like, I feel for you, dude.
• 31:15
  So I don't want you to think that I'm just like super
• 31:18
  dismissive or anything like that.
• 31:20
  But I'm super pro you and I always will be.
• 31:23
  And I want you to be good. And I don't want to see you beat
• 31:25
  yourself up 'cause like I said, everybody plays a role in this.
• 31:29
  Everybody's got a hand to play and it's not just you and the
• 31:34
  decisions that you made or why this didn't work.
• 31:37
  And I don't want you to feel like that.
• 31:38
  I'm not going to put any other business out there, But there
• 31:40
  are things that you told me that I was like, what the fuck?
• 31:45
  That's fucking crazy. And that and in in a sense of
• 31:48
  like, there's no way not. About, not about her.
• 31:53
  Not about her, but about just other characters and people
• 31:56
  involved where I was like, man, that's pretty like out of
• 31:59
  bounds. And like, I wouldn't, how could
• 32:03
  you even entertain some shit like that?
• 32:04
  And that for me is like where I was like, hey, man, like there's
• 32:08
  there's communication, There's a lack of communication and a
• 32:11
  jumping to conclusions, Matt that exists at times.
• 32:14
  That's not fair to you. That's not like you can't, it
• 32:17
  can't be you versus the fucking world when it comes to a
• 32:20
  relationship, because then that's not going to that's the
• 32:24
  that's not fair. Then you it's and that that's
• 32:27
  what I was saying and that's what was frustrating for me.
• 32:30
  And like just no, I agree. It was frustrating for me to
• 32:32
  like just like dealing with, let's just say the the baby
• 32:37
  daddy could have been more cooperative or helpful or
• 32:43
  whatever, cordial and just leave it at that.
• 32:54
  So I was like, whoa, man, that's fucking crazy.
• 32:57
  And I would be like, what the fuck?
• 32:59
  But like, you're like, look, man, you've got a lot.
• 33:04
  You got some time to think about this and process it.
• 33:07
  And it's going to be a process, but I am.
• 33:09
  But I at the end of the day, I'm fucking proud of you, dude.
• 33:11
  And you know, you've come just a long way as a person and like
• 33:17
  none of us are infallible, so I'm still trying to do the same.
• 33:20
  But you've come such a such a long way and you're so clear
• 33:23
  headed about it. I'm glad you texted me whenever
• 33:26
  it happened 'cause you know I got your fucking back.
• 33:28
  So I tried to, I was like in my car driving, like leaving work.
• 33:32
  Like what up? Like you good dude 'cause like I
• 33:34
  know that we talked about how you were kind of worried about
• 33:37
  it and you know, like, I love you brother.
• 33:38
  And like, it's not not trying to come at you or anything like
• 33:42
  that. I'm just being supportive and
• 33:44
  just gonna leave it at that Shit, Let's leave it at that,
• 33:49
  but let's leave it at that. But any gambling news, we win
• 34:03
  any money, just yes or no. I did but like I I I'm Honestly
• 34:11
  I have no idea. I'm trying to think.
• 34:14
  'Cause you keep posting these videos of like you like you
• 34:17
  start and then you go. So no, like the last two I
• 34:20
  posted. So Instagram like had a has a
• 34:24
  new app called edits and they like gave me like a pop up like,
• 34:29
  hey, you've been chosen to use it.
• 34:31
  I mean, I don't know, they probably could gave that to
• 34:32
  everybody. Like that's not a flex, but
• 34:36
  that's how I found out about it. So I clicked on it and it was
• 34:39
  like a way to edit the videos, but I wanted to see so so the
• 34:46
  videos I'd already sent out like 2 of them like recently those
• 34:52
  like I didn't like put any like text or anything really to it or
• 34:55
  like. So this look like though,
• 34:58
  because before I sent those two out, the one before that 25,000
• 35:02
  views shit shit went and it had like like text like of like the
• 35:06
  the chip or like the chip stack and shit like that.
• 35:09
  And then these other ones it was like 1000.
• 35:11
  So it was like, so I was like, maybe if I add that shit with
• 35:17
  this new app and there's like transitions and then music, see
• 35:22
  what happens. So but but The thing is it's
• 35:26
  like because I've noticed like if you use like the same
• 35:29
  pictures in a real twice like it, it will get out of the
• 35:34
  algorithm like if it's the same thing.
• 35:37
  Yeah. The second time around so I so.
• 35:40
  But anyways, that's why I was fucking around with that.
• 35:42
  Like I like I added, I added all of like the times on there are
• 35:47
  legit, like with the stacks, but like I added a selfie in in the
• 35:53
  beginning of one of them just for the congruency it was.
• 35:58
  So I was like, I took it, put it in the video, but it wasn't from
• 36:01
  that day. But everything else is legit.
• 36:05
  OK, I don't know if you're watching any of this basketball,
• 36:10
  but Cavs lost on a buzzer beater.
• 36:12
  Again, down to zip. Lost both.
• 36:13
  Games I was watching but I fucking.
• 36:16
  Crazy, I don't know if the Warriors won but they were up
• 36:20
  decently big. My Celtics lost which is pissing
• 36:22
  me off but I like our chances. Yeah Warriors won 99 to 88.
• 36:27
  DM all these top seeds losing bro.
• 36:31
  You ready to get into therapy? Questions.
• 36:33
  I'm ready to get into therapy. Well, we'll start off with some
• 36:38
  therapy questions. Therapy question number one.
• 36:42
  Who's worse, the Boomers or the Greatest Generation?
• 36:47
  Boomers. Boomers.
• 36:49
  You think boomers are the worse? Seriously.
• 36:53
  Why? I'm just curious as to why.
• 36:58
  Why? Other than the Greatest
• 37:00
  Generation calling them themselves the Greatest
• 37:02
  Generation Boomers, like boomers are the petulant child child
• 37:09
  that that like that fucking just swooped over the world.
• 37:13
  Fucking just gassed up the fucking atmosphere.
• 37:16
  Took all the real estate, fucking took all the the
• 37:20
  education, all the stocks and bonds, motherfucker, commerce
• 37:25
  took it all, pulled the fucking ladders up.
• 37:28
  What did the greatest generation do?
• 37:30
  Fucking killed a bunch of Nazis and kamikazes and fucking set up
• 37:38
  the world order that your boy Trump over there is destroying
• 37:41
  right now. True.
• 37:44
  What's wrong with the Greatest Generation?
• 37:46
  I mean, they were like perpetuating like racial
• 37:49
  stereotypes and being openly racist.
• 37:52
  It was acceptable. What else he knew?
• 37:54
  What else he knew? Have you been outside?
• 37:57
  Well, I know it's making a comeback, but.
• 38:00
  Oh, I think the comeback has been made.
• 38:02
  Yeah, you just lean back and your pup just, like, popped her
• 38:06
  head up and went back down. Yeah.
• 38:09
  I mean, boomers are by far the worst.
• 38:11
  I mean, the Greatest Generation has its flaws, and they're
• 38:13
  pretty obnoxious. And now they're just rude and
• 38:15
  impatient and they're terrible drivers.
• 38:17
  But I've said this for a while. Whenever the baby boomers reach
• 38:20
  that point to where they shouldn't be driving anymore,
• 38:22
  like good luck taking one of their fucking keys dude.
• 38:25
  Are they not there yet? My mom's.
• 38:28
  Yeah, I guess Mommy is your mom. My mom's right in there.
• 38:31
  So like baby boomers is, what, 45 to 60?
• 38:36
  Yeah, my mom was 55. I was saying like 1950 for 1945
• 38:41
  to 1960 is like when boomers were born.
• 38:43
  All right, so my dad's a. Boomer generations are 15 years.
• 38:46
  Oh so. My dad's my dad's a baby boomer,
• 38:48
  but he's fucking chill. He wasn't for a long time, but
• 38:53
  now he's chill. Like when I was like, he's
• 38:56
  chemical engineer consultant. He's like, Oh yeah, we knew we
• 38:58
  were destroying the planet in like the 70s.
• 39:02
  I was like, oh, you motherfucker.
• 39:04
  Like like it didn't like. But now he's like die hard
• 39:09
  liberal. I guess you could say.
• 39:13
  There's a lot early. Boomers like did the civil
• 39:16
  rights movement, I guess. Yeah, so I mean, there's lots of
• 39:19
  things where they like rebelled against their like racist
• 39:21
  parents. Like, I mean, the I would rather
• 39:25
  live in the 80s with a bunch of boomers that in like the 30s and
• 39:30
  40s with the Greatest Generation.
• 39:32
  Like I would be working at the dock.
• 39:33
  Like we wouldn't be, I wouldn't even be allowed to use a
• 39:36
  computer, let it know what, let alone know what it was, if it
• 39:39
  existed. Then, you know, they'd be wiping
• 39:42
  my historical war records from like all education.
• 39:49
  They'd be like, oh, the Tuskegee Airmen, they didn't exist.
• 39:51
  And we don't need to talk about Jackie Robinson.
• 39:53
  Like there's a lot of stuff that happened.
• 39:55
  I mean, Jackie Robinson would have something to say about
• 39:57
  boomers versus the greatest generation.
• 40:00
  Like it's boomers are worse, especially when it comes to the
• 40:04
  property, the finances, like a accumulation of wealth.
• 40:07
  A lot of that's a very self-serving, very selfish, but
• 40:11
  there was a lot there was like the, I think the, I think
• 40:13
  there's. I think the greatest generation,
• 40:15
  like in World War One, World War 2, defeating the Nazis like they
• 40:19
  kind of like. Don't forget Korea, baby.
• 40:22
  We don't go we don't go back really farther than that and
• 40:24
  talk about anything up leading to that point.
• 40:28
  You know what I'm saying? Like it was the greatest
• 40:29
  generation with Emmett Till, like, oh, that's some white.
• 40:32
  I'm just just saying it was the. Greatest Generation, it was
• 40:37
  depressed right now and you're bringing Emmett Till up.
• 40:40
  It was, it was, it was publicly acceptable to like, lynch a
• 40:43
  black dude in your neighborhood when the greatest generation
• 40:46
  were like, oh. That.
• 40:48
  We live in a neighborhood. Is, is like when people talk
• 40:51
  about like, you know, the Japanese internment and like the
• 40:59
  genocide of Native Americans and like they're like, oh, they
• 41:02
  don't teach that. It's like, well, I mean, how do
• 41:04
  we know about it then, 'cause I got taught that for sure in
• 41:07
  Texas, Like, but they don't talk about.
• 41:13
  Like sundown changing, like in neighborhoods, there's pictures
• 41:17
  where it's like families. It's the entire fucking
• 41:21
  neighborhood is out there like it's a fucking spectacle, Not
• 41:25
  even a spectacle. Like it's like a like a Sunday
• 41:28
  night movie in the in the park. A.
• 41:30
  Block party. I'll bring the chips.
• 41:32
  I'll bring the Funyuns. But you know, so like this,
• 41:36
  like, I don't know, maybe like, I don't know, let's say like 15
• 41:40
  to 18 years ago, something like that.
• 41:43
  Maybe my early, early 20s, I saw a picture of like that and like
• 41:48
  it hit me and I'm like, I'm like, what?
• 41:53
  What the trauma that like, OK, just disgusting as fuck that you
• 41:58
  like anybody would do that to any human being period.
• 42:00
  Like just hang them in like the fucking streets of where they
• 42:05
  live. Are you kidding me?
• 42:06
  Like for no fucking reason. And.
• 42:08
  Then do a photo op. Not just do that then photo op.
• 42:10
  We got to be better document this.
• 42:13
  Think about the psychology that of of what that does to people
• 42:18
  who just go out there and watch that fucking shit happen.
• 42:22
  Like how that how like toxic that is to like society and like
• 42:26
  how that like permeates like through society.
• 42:29
  Like just witnessing people behave like that is like
• 42:32
  probably it's just it's so crushed.
• 42:35
  It's like exactly how like all the like IDF soldiers out there,
• 42:40
  like in Israel, like the shit that's going on in Gaza, like
• 42:43
  the shit they witness and like have to like or just are told to
• 42:46
  do like and put themselves through.
• 42:49
  And like just like, like, because you have to like
• 42:51
  dehumanize people in order to treat them like that.
• 42:55
  And like, and so like just in which is unnatural for humans to
• 42:59
  dehumanize a human dude. So it's like it's just so
• 43:02
  fucking and that's soul sucking, crushing, like to do something.
• 43:06
  And that's and that. And that's when you say like,
• 43:08
  yeah, it's like, obvious, especially for us when we look
• 43:10
  at the structure of the world now and where we're at as
• 43:15
  millennials and what we're doing and what we've got going on in
• 43:17
  our lives, it's easy for us to rag on these fucking boomers.
• 43:21
  But these boomers were also like, fuck that shit.
• 43:24
  This is crazy. And so there was a whole, like,
• 43:26
  I'm saying it's World War One, World War 2.
• 43:28
  Hitler showed up and was awful and basically takes the rap
• 43:34
  like. And like there was like there
• 43:35
  was a huge issue in this country when it came to how minorities
• 43:40
  or anybody was treated. Like the fact we're even like if
• 43:43
  you just take that out and just do internment camps, that's
• 43:45
  crazy. Like you do talk about these
• 43:47
  things that the greatest generation put in place that
• 43:49
  were publicly and socially acceptable.
• 43:52
  If you were, again, if you lived in one of those neighborhoods
• 43:55
  and you were anti hanging the black dude from the tree at the
• 43:58
  end of the cul-de-sac, like you were outcasted, you'd be like,
• 44:02
  we better move because our neighbors hate us because we
• 44:04
  think they're gross for hanging that black dude who was a door
• 44:07
  to door salesman. Like that's, that's fucking
• 44:10
  crazy. So I like, there's no way we can
• 44:13
  ever, I, I don't think we'll ever fully grasp how toxic
• 44:17
  American Society was at that period of time in a, you know,
• 44:21
  in, in a, in a, but in a, in a way that was inherently violent
• 44:26
  and. Inherently.
• 44:27
  Dangerous. What I mean is the repercussions
• 44:30
  of that still permeate. Oh yeah, absolutely, absolutely.
• 44:33
  Because I mean, there's kids who sat there and watched that and
• 44:35
  they raised their kids, their kids kids.
• 44:37
  And those are some some kids we went to fucking high school
• 44:39
  with. Like I guarantee you, if you
• 44:41
  took our graduating class and you and you broke it up, I bet
• 44:45
  you there was at least 200 kids of our graduating class that
• 44:48
  somebody in their family was a descendant of somebody who
• 44:51
  watched a black where they had anything to do with it or not.
• 44:54
  A black dude was hung in their fucking neighborhood.
• 44:57
  There's because it was like prevalent.
• 44:59
  There are, oh, these white people are trying to go help
• 45:01
  black people vote, trying to do that.
• 45:02
  We're going to pull them over on the side of the road and kill
• 45:05
  all of these people. These like these white guys who
• 45:07
  are trying to help black people out.
• 45:08
  That's fucking crazy. Like they're and that was like,
• 45:11
  Oh, we don't know who did it. The woman who who accused Emmett
• 45:15
  Teal of assaulting her is still alive.
• 45:20
  She's still alive to this day. She just vibes out.
• 45:23
  You can see pictures of her like smoking cigarettes and shit on
• 45:25
  her porch. Not a care in the world.
• 45:27
  And that woman admitted to lying and getting a young black boy
• 45:30
  killed. Just live.
• 45:33
  For the audience, Emmett Till allegedly whistled that a woman,
• 45:36
  a white woman, he's like, hey, what is he like 7, five year old
• 45:40
  black boy and a bunch of dudes, white guys grabbed him,
• 45:47
  mutilated his body like, and killed him and his mom whenever
• 45:56
  they had his funeral, put him in an open casket so that the world
• 46:00
  could see what these people did to her son.
• 46:03
  And it like kind of shocked America.
• 46:05
  And they kind of started it started.
• 46:07
  It was kind of like energized the civil rights movement.
• 46:10
  It was like early, early on and. Then she and later admitted like
• 46:14
  I didn't that didn't happen and it makes you how many time makes
• 46:18
  you wonder how many times. Something the lady who said that
• 46:20
  she he didn't whistle at her, even if he fucking did, you know
• 46:23
  what I'm saying? Like what are we talking about?
• 46:25
  Well, but you see what I'm But then she admitted that she lied
• 46:27
  later. Which is insane.
• 46:29
  She didn't even do that. He didn't even do it.
• 46:32
  And it's like, and then nothing, of course nothing happens to
• 46:34
  her, but it's just like fucking psycho.
• 46:36
  So the world that existed then, that's why we've talked about
• 46:39
  like time machines. There's like so many black
• 46:41
  comedians. It's like I'm not going back
• 46:42
  past like 80, like when I was like 87 when I was born.
• 46:46
  Like I'm not going going back to the 50s to go see like like Back
• 46:49
  to the future. Like you put you take Michael J
• 46:52
  Fox out, you put Michael B Jordan in Back to the Future.
• 46:55
  That is a completely different fucking movie.
• 46:57
  Totally different fucking movie. There are the only black guy in
• 47:02
  Back to the Future is I guess B.B.
• 47:04
  King or whatever, and he's playing the guitar and he's just
• 47:06
  like, shucking and jiving at their prom.
• 47:08
  And Michael J Fox steals his guitar anyways.
• 47:10
  And they're like, oh, this is rock'n'roll.
• 47:12
  Like a white guy taught him how to play guitar and create
• 47:15
  rock'n'roll. Like, there's no black people in
• 47:17
  that movie. Because if that's pretty fitting
• 47:19
  for the suburbs, that's why the suburbs existed.
• 47:22
  Great white flight, man. Yeah.
• 47:24
  Like my dad used to live in like Chicago, Like live in Chicago
• 47:28
  and they moved the fuck out. Well, tell your dad that your
• 47:31
  dad's white. You have to say that.
• 47:33
  Yeah, but because he and they, they moved the fuck out.
• 47:36
  Like they moved out of. Chicago, I know, but it but.
• 47:39
  It was like the thing, It was like the thing to do.
• 47:41
  Like, oh, we got to move to the suburbs where it's just us and
• 47:45
  it's too expensive for them to live because they're everybody's
• 47:47
  taking over the city. That wasn't Hand.
• 47:49
  Your adoptive dad is white. There we go.
• 47:52
  Yeah, well, I mean, he's my dad, man.
• 47:53
  I know, but people are going to ask me or that you're my
• 47:56
  biological or the audience. That you're my biological dad?
• 48:00
  Hit me up. You're what?
• 48:02
  I said. Unless you're my biological dad.
• 48:04
  You're watching this. I thought you.
• 48:05
  I thought you were the man. He.
• 48:06
  He. He apparently he was.
• 48:08
  He was apparently he's Asian. Yeah, that's a lie.
• 48:12
  Have I never told you this story?
• 48:13
  You told yes, you told us that. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 48:17
  So you're an Asian guy looking for your half?
• 48:19
  Black. He's obviously not an Asian too.
• 48:21
  Come find me. How at you, boy?
• 48:24
  Let's go. Come on, man.
• 48:27
  Tiger Woods, let's go. Oh man.
• 48:30
  Therapy question #2 What new age names piss you off now?
• 48:36
  There's a lot of stupid fucking names.
• 48:41
  All the ones that you use to make fun of white people that
• 48:45
  that like, specifically when you say it, it pisses me off.
• 48:51
  I heard what you're saying. Like, like, like, I feel like.
• 48:54
  Yeah. I heard a really dumb 1 Amberly
• 48:57
  that was like what? That's not even a real word.
• 49:00
  Amber Lee is like a common. What are you talking about?
• 49:02
  That's like. There's Amber, Amber Lee.
• 49:06
  Amber Lee Yeah, they do. That's like some sow shit.
• 49:08
  Yeah. Yeah.
• 49:09
  No. Man, that's made-up.
• 49:11
  That's made-up. That's not even new dude.
• 49:16
  I bet that Lady who said that he whistled at her, his name is
• 49:20
  Amber Lee. Not Amber Lee.
• 49:24
  Amber Leigh. No, it was like Li, it was like
• 49:32
  a MB, ERLY, i.e. or some stupid shit like that.
• 49:37
  My favorites? Price Lee, I know that's you to
• 49:40
  say. That's so fucking funny.
• 49:42
  I was going to open with Price Lee.
• 49:45
  Price Lee, Whenever I, the Iron Ape, was asking me what we were
• 49:50
  going to talk about besides me getting my heart fucking
• 49:58
  destroyed, I was telling him about the therapy questions and
• 50:02
  I told him Price. I said Pricely.
• 50:04
  He said all of them. Every one of them.
• 50:07
  See. But like Chad's old, Chad's old.
• 50:10
  So those are. What's wrong with those names?
• 50:13
  But like Remington, Remington, that's a dog's name.
• 50:18
  Gunner's stupid. So if you name your name, name
• 50:21
  your kid after anything that has to do with a gun, it's pretty
• 50:24
  stupid. You know what, like Colt?
• 50:31
  I'm like get out of here your kid.
• 50:32
  Unless it's like fucking 3 ninjas.
• 50:36
  I don't know what if? What if he's like an assassin
• 50:41
  bro? No.
• 50:43
  Then then you're blowing your cover.
• 50:45
  This is my son, Sig Sauer. This is cool.
• 50:48
  And this is my daughter Pricely. They're like, I think he's an
• 50:50
  assassin. All of his kids are named after
• 50:52
  guns. Your boy, the assistant
• 50:55
  principal who's old that you talked to his wife, what's his
• 51:01
  name? Oh, Chauncey dove babe.
• 51:04
  Yeah, Chauncey, he's, he pulled me into the office 'cause they
• 51:08
  were doing it indiscriminate heroin dealer search, he said.
• 51:15
  Sweet down they'd never done heroin, you know, like whatever
• 51:19
  the fuck like never even seen it.
• 51:21
  Oh, I did. I've seen it but like.
• 51:23
  I guess they were ahead of. Their time, Well, there was
• 51:27
  something going on. Somebody were on heroin.
• 51:30
  But but they bring me in and he goes and he goes.
• 51:33
  He goes, that's it, dude. He goes.
• 51:34
  They're telling me, dude, you're the one, you're the one
• 51:36
  packaging it, You're the one getting it.
• 51:39
  You're the one selling it. I go, what are you talking
• 51:41
  about? He goes heroin.
• 51:43
  I was like, what? The I go, no, dude, no, no.
• 51:46
  And then he goes like you're fucking up or something like
• 51:50
  that. Like not not saying that, but
• 51:52
  like basically like telling me like, you know, like basically
• 51:55
  like now that I'm not the heroin dealer, like he has to like
• 51:58
  scold me. He's like you're the reason why
• 51:59
  you're in here, you know. And I was like, you know, and
• 52:03
  and then he asked me what I wanted to be when I grow up and
• 52:06
  I said a mercenary like which is just a hired a fucking assassin.
• 52:14
  And he goes, he goes, well, I think you probably should, you
• 52:18
  know, you could go to the military for that, you know, to
• 52:20
  get training, like, OK. Thank you.
• 52:23
  Oh yeah, he's a silly, like, OK, that's my kind of guy.
• 52:26
  Yeah, OK. I fuck with that.
• 52:28
  OK. Yeah.
• 52:29
  Fallujah, you're going to go to Fallujah contract.
• 52:31
  I thought, I thought about doing that and then I ended up being
• 52:35
  the the principal of Carol ISD. Oh no.
• 52:38
  Did I ever tell you that I had a It was Memorial Day?
• 52:42
  I might have told the story, but I was working for the Marriott.
• 52:44
  It was veteran's day, and they were showing pictures of all
• 52:47
  these people. And I had this goofy F&B
• 52:50
  director and his name was Gonzag, and he was this huge
• 52:52
  French dude and he was the nicest fucking guy ever.
• 52:55
  Fucking hilarious. And they're showing all,
• 52:59
  everybody that works on the property who you know, they have
• 53:01
  their pictures up. His picture pops up of him,
• 53:04
  young yoked out French Legion special forces.
• 53:09
  I was like, what the fuck? He was like, Oh yeah, I used to
• 53:12
  all around and do. So I was like, dude, tell me
• 53:15
  fucking stories. Like what the fuck did you use
• 53:17
  to do? And he's like, I can't really
• 53:18
  talk about it. The craziest shit ever, but he
• 53:21
  was like the nicest man. He would never saw it coming.
• 53:24
  And then it was like French Legion, French Foreign Legion,
• 53:27
  Special forces. He's like, I served for 15
• 53:30
  years. I was like, and now you like run
• 53:31
  hotels. How the fuck did?
• 53:33
  You wind up here. Is he French?
• 53:35
  Yeah, Gonzag, Because the French Foreign Legion I thought were.
• 53:40
  You can join, yeah. So there's.
• 53:42
  I thought it was like people who weren't French who were fighting
• 53:45
  for the French. You can show up, but you can be
• 53:49
  involved and there's special, so you could be special forces for
• 53:52
  them, but you don't have you have to let go up and you, I
• 53:54
  think, I mean, technically we could try to join.
• 53:57
  We probably wouldn't make it, but you like walk?
• 53:59
  Up I would much rather, I'd much rather join like the Ukrainian
• 54:02
  Foreign Legion, Bro Scott. I mean, kill some brewski.
• 54:04
  Or so, yeah. So French Legion special forces,
• 54:07
  but he would the Foreign Legion, you show up and they take your
• 54:12
  shit and then they just start making you like train the fuck
• 54:15
  out of you people. Can you can be sentenced and
• 54:17
  like sent to go serve in the French Foreign Legion and be
• 54:20
  like, all right, you got to go serve like 10 years and after
• 54:22
  that you're free. And they're like own you.
• 54:25
  It's like pretty hardcore. Those guys are crazy.
• 54:27
  But it was wild because he was just a dude in a suit who ran a
• 54:30
  resort, super goofy French guy who was like older guy dude.
• 54:33
  He was like a old man. So he was in his like, I don't
• 54:36
  know, late 50s, early 60s and there's this picture of him like
• 54:40
  just yoked the fuck out at this beret on holding like AM 16 or
• 54:45
  something. I was.
• 54:46
  Like I. Was like bro this is the
• 54:48
  craziest shit I've ever seen. All right next question therapy
• 54:54
  question #3 is self-care becoming toxic or or do can it
• 55:00
  be toxic? Because I think IA 100% think
• 55:03
  self-care is becoming uncontrollably toxic.
• 55:08
  I think it can be like exploitative for sure.
• 55:16
  It's become a new excuse for everybody's bullshit.
• 55:20
  Yeah, like what you're saying? Like.
• 55:24
  Are you saying like like when my sister doesn't want to talk to
• 55:26
  us so she says like that she doesn't feel safe or like this
• 55:32
  doesn't feel like a safe place or, or or like like like that
• 55:35
  she has boundaries. Well, yes, I mean it's kind of
• 55:40
  the same thing, but boundaries is a new way of saying it.
• 55:42
  But like the way like the whole self-care people who can't pay
• 55:46
  their bills because they're constantly in like.
• 55:48
  Doing this. No, but like doing this
• 55:51
  self-care shit, like where it's reaching a point where it's
• 55:54
  become an excuse to like get out of responsibilities, avoid
• 55:57
  confrontation at all costs, even when it should happen.
• 56:00
  Like there's this. It's become the new like
• 56:03
  boundaries. I just need my boundaries.
• 56:05
  I need my space now. It's like like this isn't really
• 56:08
  good and I'm focusing on myself self-care.
• 56:10
  So I need to like, I need you to back the fuck up you.
• 56:13
  Just think people use it. Yeah, yeah.
• 56:16
  It's like it's become like a crutch for people and it can be
• 56:19
  toxic. Either it's they're spending too
• 56:21
  much money on stuff, they're wasting it usually as an excuse.
• 56:24
  So, like, now if you have a shopping addiction, you can just
• 56:26
  say it's self-care. And people are like, oh, you go,
• 56:29
  you go boy. You go girl.
• 56:30
  Like you do you. I want you to be happy and be in
• 56:33
  a good mental state. And it's like, yeah, but like,
• 56:35
  you're blowing your money, like, pay your goddamn bills, Fuck
• 56:37
  yourself. Care.
• 56:38
  Like I need to take care of your, your responsibilities.
• 56:41
  You're accountable for shit. And you can't keep using that as
• 56:44
  an excuse to just like skirp out, like avoid.
• 56:47
  I don't know. It's become like a deflector
• 56:49
  shield for people. I feel like calling into work.
• 56:52
  I got fired for my job because I was having a rough day and I
• 56:55
  couldn't go in. And they just didn't.
• 56:56
  They didn't understand that I needed like I needed a day for
• 56:59
  myself care and just so you know, take care of myself.
• 57:01
  And I'm like, that's the craziest shit I've ever.
• 57:03
  How many times have you done this before you got fired for
• 57:06
  it? Probably a lot, probably more
• 57:08
  than one. I wouldn't believe you if you
• 57:11
  told me it was one because that's absolutely ludicrous.
• 57:14
  Like it's become this new and especially the younger you get,
• 57:18
  the younger you get, the worse that like the lower in the age
• 57:22
  group you get, the worse it is. Like it's become this.
• 57:25
  Whole younger you get. Well, I'm saying like in the if
• 57:28
  you were to look at ages on a spectrum, the longer the the
• 57:31
  lower in the number you get. So that like the if you find a
• 57:33
  20. 2 The younger you are. Yeah, the younger you are, but
• 57:37
  I'm just talking about us observing it.
• 57:39
  So if you looked at 100 people from 55 and you took them all
• 57:42
  the way down to 15, that 15 to 24 range, it's like out of
• 57:46
  control how much self help, self-care bullshit that they use
• 57:52
  as an excuse. It's almost like, oh, I'm on the
• 57:54
  spectrum. Everybody's on the spectrum,
• 57:56
  bitch. Like you're not special.
• 57:57
  Everybody's I have ADHD so I have ADHD.
• 58:00
  So can I just walk around and start telling people I'm
• 58:02
  autistic and use that as an excuse for like being an asshole
• 58:06
  whenever I'm at the bank? Like I don't think so.
• 58:08
  But these, some of these young kids think it's totally
• 58:11
  acceptable to be a Dick and they're just like, well, I'm on
• 58:13
  the spectrum and I'm self diagnosed with Asperger's.
• 58:17
  Like that's not how it works. Like Elon Musk has Asperger's.
• 58:21
  Like we can all diagnose that this dude has, He is totally on
• 58:26
  a spectrum of something racism, you know, child labor, all sorts
• 58:31
  of stuff. He's on a spectrum for sure.
• 58:33
  But like, you just can't just like announce all of a sudden.
• 58:36
  I think we talked a bit years ago about when people were.
• 58:38
  Just no. I think you can.
• 58:39
  I think you can. I'm I've been watching.
• 58:43
  Have you seen the dude? It's like on the subway with the
• 58:47
  Metro cards. Who does like the hot takes?
• 58:50
  Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I've been watching a
• 58:53
  couple of those and yeah, he's pretty good.
• 58:55
  So he's like, yeah, he's like, he's like hard agree or hard
• 58:58
  disagrees. But basically like somebody has
• 59:00
  a hot take, either agrees or disagrees and then they talk
• 59:02
  about it. I I forget what the fuck, it's
• 59:06
  the handle is or otherwise I chat him out.
• 59:09
  But hard disagree bro what we were talking about.
• 59:17
  Well, well, we were talking about his self-care becoming
• 59:20
  toxic. No, I don't.
• 59:21
  Know, but now I'm saying it's like people just announcing that
• 59:24
  they're like autistic. Oh, on the spectrum.
• 59:26
  Oh, OK, this is this is my argument.
• 59:29
  Isn't everybody on the spectrum? Isn't that why it's a spectrum?
• 59:33
  Well, yeah, OK, like yes. And arguing semantics for sure,
• 59:36
  but I'm talking about. No, no, I like I, I really.
• 59:39
  Want to know? I want to know that because I
• 59:42
  say that a lot to people who are not just in this conversation.
• 59:45
  It's like, is everybody on the spectrum?
• 59:51
  Because that's what a spectrum means, right?
• 59:53
  True. But then so there would be a
• 59:55
  portion of the spectrum that would you would be autistic.
• 59:59
  I feel like back in the day when we were kids, you'd have to jump
• 1:00:02
  through hoops to be like this person.
• 1:00:05
  This person is autistic. Yeah, Yeah, you would have.
• 1:00:07
  You would like? But but like I've seen that's
• 1:00:10
  like, like, like people are saying, you know, like boomers
• 1:00:15
  would be like, oh, there's so many autistic people now, like
• 1:00:18
  RFK and shit says that. But it's like, yeah, sure.
• 1:00:20
  And the dude down the street who had $1,000,000 in model trains
• 1:00:25
  in his garage, who would complain about the lights being
• 1:00:28
  too bright on the streets wasn't autistic at all.
• 1:00:32
  It's like, it's like, yeah, dude, like it like shit, like, I
• 1:00:36
  don't know about that specifically, but like just, it
• 1:00:40
  was just being undiagnosed, you know?
• 1:00:43
  And that that is the reason for the uptick in diagnosis or, or
• 1:00:51
  in cases, I should say is because they're just, they're,
• 1:00:55
  they're, they're diagnosing it differently than they did in the
• 1:00:58
  past, which means inherently the way that they're doing it,
• 1:01:04
  there's going to be more people. More like, 'cause I had, I had
• 1:01:07
  like. But it should like level out
• 1:01:08
  like it's I. Don't like, I don't think I had
• 1:01:10
  ADHD when I was a kid, like, and that was on.
• 1:01:13
  They put me on any type of drug you could think of from first
• 1:01:17
  grade till I started like giving it away to people on the school
• 1:01:21
  bus freshman year of high school.
• 1:01:23
  Like, do you just want my Adderall?
• 1:01:24
  Because I don't want this shit. And it made me, it turned me
• 1:01:26
  into a zombie. The ants, the ants.
• 1:01:28
  Yeah, I said, everyone said. And I was like, Dang, I should
• 1:01:30
  have hit a lick. I could have made so much money.
• 1:01:33
  But it was the answer for me being hyper, wanting to be
• 1:01:40
  commutative and talk with people and having tons of energy,
• 1:01:44
  especially away from home because my home was psychotic.
• 1:01:47
  So school was really an outlet. The answer was to like just dope
• 1:01:50
  them up, drug them up and they'll shut up and sit there
• 1:01:52
  and be quiet, which is like totally not the fucking answer.
• 1:01:57
  But now what I'm saying is if you're people just announcing
• 1:02:00
  like using their I'm like, oh, don't talk to me.
• 1:02:04
  Like I cut you in the line at Starbucks.
• 1:02:08
  You confront me and you're like, hey, dude, I was in line 1st and
• 1:02:10
  I'm just like, well, I'm, I'm on the spectrum, I'm autistic.
• 1:02:13
  I don't handle confrontation well.
• 1:02:14
  Like that's like it's like a, it's an excuse.
• 1:02:16
  It's a being used as an excuse to be.
• 1:02:18
  Shitty I think it can be, but like you're right like and
• 1:02:22
  that's probably part of like the woke backlash shit.
• 1:02:25
  Like it's just like sometimes. Y'all take it too far dude.
• 1:02:28
  It's like people people faking like vaccine injuries and like
• 1:02:32
  sitting there like I haven't been able to walk.
• 1:02:33
  There's a great news story. This is from decade like maybe
• 1:02:36
  220 years ago where a woman. Like, you know what it's hold
• 1:02:38
  on, You know what it's like service animals.
• 1:02:43
  Oh my God, dude, don't get me started on that.
• 1:02:46
  An emotional support animal is not a service animal, by the
• 1:02:49
  way. Not a service.
• 1:02:51
  Animal where is both where. Is I could deny, I could deny
• 1:02:54
  you entry and do a place because it's.
• 1:02:55
  Not I have a certificate. The certificate doesn't mean
• 1:02:59
  shit, what does? Mine mine is legit.
• 1:03:02
  Well, but it's. Expired but it was legit.
• 1:03:04
  What Sir, what service does your dog provide cause a service
• 1:03:08
  animal an actual? She's a psychological service
• 1:03:11
  animal. Seriously like like my brother
• 1:03:15
  like harassed the person over the phone.
• 1:03:18
  It was crazy. He three-way called me OK me and
• 1:03:22
  my brother moving into Westlake. You can only move it into this
• 1:03:26
  apartment, boujee apartment complex with a pet if you have a
• 1:03:30
  service animal. And so we had to get where a
• 1:03:34
  certified and he's getting this place to do it.
• 1:03:38
  And then he three-way calls me with the put like the operator
• 1:03:41
  on there and he's just like mean to her.
• 1:03:44
  I'm like, what the fuck are you saying?
• 1:03:46
  And he goes, he goes, lady, we need this right now.
• 1:03:49
  Like, and then she's going to get, she's going to be an
• 1:03:53
  emotional support dog or whatever the fuck that shit is.
• 1:03:57
  And then, and then she's like, and then you'll get the
• 1:03:59
  certification in like 21 or 28 days or something.
• 1:04:03
  But he's like, what? And then she goes, or you can
• 1:04:07
  make her a psychological, psychological service animal,
• 1:04:10
  which is like way more legit and like the real thing.
• 1:04:14
  And then, and then we'll just e-mail it to you.
• 1:04:17
  And like after this call and Brady's like my brother, he
• 1:04:22
  goes. Braids.
• 1:04:25
  Braids, he goes. Yeah, yeah, let's do that
• 1:04:28
  because that's what she is anyways.
• 1:04:31
  What? How much did it cost?
• 1:04:34
  Like I think it was like under 200 bucks.
• 1:04:38
  That's not too bad. And we got like the vest and
• 1:04:41
  everything like the red one, like vest fucking like quickly.
• 1:04:46
  Like first of all, it's hard to figure out like how to put it
• 1:04:48
  on, but like quickly where this is before she got the, she's on
• 1:04:55
  40 milligrams of Prozac daily, so.
• 1:04:59
  She so she needs an emotional support, she needs a
• 1:05:02
  psychological support animal now.
• 1:05:04
  So I have two. This is a service animal for my
• 1:05:07
  service animal. When whereas mom, because I
• 1:05:11
  split custody was dropping her off.
• 1:05:14
  I had told her that what happened And she's like, she's
• 1:05:21
  like, oh, she had like take it like I pick her up on Mondays.
• 1:05:24
  She had taken yesterday off. So she's like, so whenever
• 1:05:26
  you're like ready, I could drop her off.
• 1:05:29
  She's like, she might be like emotional support or whatever.
• 1:05:33
  And I was like, yeah, I was like 2 depressed people together.
• 1:05:36
  Like that's like that's so much better.
• 1:05:38
  She's like, she's not depressed. And I'm like, she's all fucking
• 1:05:44
  Prozac. Like, what are you talking?
• 1:05:47
  I have to give her a medication every day.
• 1:05:50
  Like she's not depressed. What are we doing?
• 1:05:54
  That's news to me. Maybe that's why she's not
• 1:05:55
  depressed. Maybe that's why.
• 1:05:57
  Never mind. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:06:03
  They're all of those things are becoming toxic though.
• 1:06:06
  Therapy question #4 is a future utopia possible wherever there's
• 1:06:12
  you? Don't think so.
• 1:06:12
  Yeah, I don't think so either. You can't have the sun without
• 1:06:15
  the rain, homie. You can't.
• 1:06:17
  Yeah, see, I mean, obviously you can, but like I'm more like the
• 1:06:20
  light without the dark. Like there's not to get nerdy
• 1:06:24
  but like in comic books there's Doctor Doom.
• 1:06:27
  Love Doctor Doom and also shout out MF Doom RIP.
• 1:06:30
  Shout out. Doctor Doom, Victor Von Doom is
• 1:06:37
  like, all right, I can create this utopia.
• 1:06:39
  And there's so many different timelines where he creates it
• 1:06:42
  and then he ends up like destroying it because he's just
• 1:06:44
  like a petty fuck. But he like is like, oh,
• 1:06:46
  everybody gets this and they're, it's cashless society.
• 1:06:49
  Everybody lives, everything's clean, everything's perfect and
• 1:06:52
  ends up getting fucked up. Like there's no, there's always
• 1:06:55
  going to be somebody who's it's in their best interest to not
• 1:06:58
  have that. And nothing's going to stop
• 1:07:00
  those people from getting what they want, which is the opposite
• 1:07:03
  outcome, which is not having some sort of utopia.
• 1:07:06
  So like, you know, they'll be like the war machine or the
• 1:07:08
  military industrial complex or whatever else you would call it.
• 1:07:12
  I mean, I don't, I don't know how we'd ever like all get the
• 1:07:14
  fuck along, right? I mean, I don't.
• 1:07:18
  I mean, I guess that's like the pipe dream, but I don't think
• 1:07:20
  that's even possible. No, man, the world.
• 1:07:22
  Yeah, No, I don't see it. I mean, what is it even worth
• 1:07:31
  trying? Is it worth even attempting to
• 1:07:33
  do? You know what?
• 1:07:34
  Can I just throw an audible in here?
• 1:07:36
  Can we say that we created the fucking category of 100 men
• 1:07:43
  versus one gorilla? And now this shit's like all
• 1:07:46
  over the goddamn world And it's like, Nah, dude.
• 1:07:49
  Like we were doing that shit 2-3 years ago.
• 1:07:53
  True. Big facts.
• 1:07:56
  That's big facts. We were actually talking about
• 1:07:58
  stuff. Like that out of my fucking
• 1:07:59
  face, dude. There's no way 100 men could
• 1:08:02
  beat a gorilla. There's like simulations of it.
• 1:08:05
  What? What?
• 1:08:06
  No, there's. With bare hands, no weapons a
• 1:08:08
  girl would destroy. No, there's no way.
• 1:08:10
  What if you jerked it off? Even then, good luck getting
• 1:08:13
  close if you jerked. It off?
• 1:08:15
  Somebody got it. What if you sucked it off?
• 1:08:20
  I mean, maybe, I guess you still got to get close.
• 1:08:22
  You got to get close, man. And if there's no weapons, I
• 1:08:25
  don't think you could punch a gorilla and like phase it at
• 1:08:28
  all. There's no way it would pick you
• 1:08:31
  up and use you as a weapon to knock other people over.
• 1:08:33
  It would destroy it would destroy 100 people.
• 1:08:37
  If you put a gorilla in a gym with 100 people, full grown male
• 1:08:41
  silverback gorilla would you would might get.
• 1:08:45
  Can't wait, can't wait. It might get hurt.
• 1:08:47
  What are you going to do, kick it in the leg?
• 1:08:48
  You know, break its arm. Those build like a brick shit
• 1:08:52
  house. It's faster than everybody in
• 1:08:55
  the room, Rick. Stacy told my dad I was built,
• 1:08:58
  but like a brick shit house. All right, I'll just leave it.
• 1:09:02
  Never. Mind I set Rick Stacy's field.
• 1:09:08
  I set Rick Stacy's field on fire before he was mayor.
• 1:09:13
  Yeah, he used to be the mayor of our town.
• 1:09:15
  And then I like that I broke a bunch of windows in his barn and
• 1:09:19
  then bumped into his oldest son one time.
• 1:09:23
  And I was like, I was purchasing a couch and was like, hey, man,
• 1:09:27
  a couch is taking forever. You work for Stacy's Furry.
• 1:09:29
  And we talked for about 15 minutes.
• 1:09:31
  He was like, you were that shitty black kid who lived on
• 1:09:34
  the cul-de-sac next, like behind our house that set on set, our
• 1:09:38
  field on fire. And I was like, yeah, that was
• 1:09:39
  totally me. And he's like.
• 1:09:41
  Shitty black kid. Not, didn't say that, but he was
• 1:09:44
  like, you were that punk ass kid on the street who set our field
• 1:09:47
  on fire and broke a bunch of windows in our barn.
• 1:09:49
  And I was like, yeah. And he was like, and I chased
• 1:09:51
  you. He chased you for about 20
• 1:09:52
  minutes and couldn't catch me. And I got away.
• 1:09:55
  And when I copped some barbed wire fence, pulled some okey
• 1:09:57
  doke disk, disappeared in South Ridge Lakes, and then we crossed
• 1:10:01
  paths as adults. And then I was waiting on my
• 1:10:04
  couch for about 3 months because it was being custom built and
• 1:10:06
  they were dragging ass. And I got a call the next day
• 1:10:09
  being like Mr. Huggins, your couch is ready for delivery,
• 1:10:12
  which you like today or tomorrow.
• 1:10:13
  Like he was like I told him about my couch.
• 1:10:15
  He's like, yeah, I know that one.
• 1:10:16
  Yeah. Like I think we should be
• 1:10:17
  getting it out in like the next week or two.
• 1:10:19
  Then we talked, ended up paying for his lunch at the place I was
• 1:10:23
  working at at the time because that's where he was.
• 1:10:25
  He's on his lunch break into Stacy's furniture.
• 1:10:27
  And I was like, oh, I used to play football with like Travis
• 1:10:29
  and Aaron and he was like, oh shit, those are my cousins,
• 1:10:32
  Rick's my dad. I was like, oh fuck, I used to
• 1:10:36
  live on Blanco Circle and he was like, oh damn.
• 1:10:39
  And then it just like pee. I was the only black guy on
• 1:10:41
  Blanco Circle. So he figured it out pretty
• 1:10:43
  fucking quick. And my couch showed up the next
• 1:10:45
  day and I was like, shout out, shout out to that guy for
• 1:10:48
  hooking it up. Bygones being bygones.
• 1:10:51
  He used to burn money on TV. Yeah, he still does.
• 1:10:55
  Still does, still still run. Does that.
• 1:10:57
  They're back. There's like 4 Stacy's
• 1:10:59
  furnitures now, I think the biggest 1 still in Grapevine.
• 1:11:02
  It's bougie, they still run. Commercials.
• 1:11:04
  There'll never be another furniture store in that area
• 1:11:07
  because boomers pull the fucking ladder up once they get the the
• 1:11:11
  sweet sweet cash. And he was burning like 1000
• 1:11:15
  bucks on TV in cash like like 94, like 94 where it was like
• 1:11:21
  whoa, that's like illegal. That's like my car payment, my
• 1:11:25
  mortgage payment and my kids college fund like all in one
• 1:11:28
  scorch. He's like, you ain't trading
• 1:11:30
  with me, you're burning money. And I was like, holy shit.
• 1:11:33
  How many takes do you think that took too?
• 1:11:35
  Like you probably burn. Like some pussy for the rest of
• 1:11:38
  us, Rick Stacy. Jesus his mansion was ugly as
• 1:11:42
  fuck though. If you ever went inside it had
• 1:11:43
  like pink walls and like shag carpet.
• 1:11:46
  And now that all that, all that property is in neighborhood, he
• 1:11:48
  sold all of that, he parceled it out and all of that field is all
• 1:11:53
  one big ass fucking neighborhood with like bajillion dollar
• 1:11:55
  mansions in it. His is still there and all the
• 1:11:59
  rest of it they sold the fuck off.
• 1:12:00
  They did the same with the Sandlin House by Durham.
• 1:12:04
  They it, it's in the center. And then they sold, they chopped
• 1:12:07
  up all the property and now it's Sandlin Estates and it's a
• 1:12:10
  neighborhood. It's a whole neighbor.
• 1:12:12
  Yeah, dead ass. I took.
• 1:12:15
  I took. 9 grams of I took 9 grams of mushrooms while making
• 1:12:18
  a short film for analysis of visual media when we were in
• 1:12:21
  high school. And then went over to the
• 1:12:23
  sandlins and they had like 2 ponds right?
• 1:12:25
  Like like just crazy. And the shrooms like were like
• 1:12:30
  starting to kick. I was sitting on the stairs and
• 1:12:34
  there was a spider and I was like terrified of spiders.
• 1:12:36
  And then all of a sudden I was like ah spiders aren't that bad.
• 1:12:39
  So never been terrified ever since and then out of nowhere,
• 1:12:44
  thunderstorm boom. All of a sudden I'm like over
• 1:12:48
  tripping. I get dizzy.
• 1:12:49
  I like sit down. I'm like, Oh my God, this is
• 1:12:51
  crazy. Quick drive takes me.
• 1:12:53
  We get in the car, we go to CVS, steal some Axe just to spray it
• 1:12:59
  on us so we don't smell like weed because we're going home.
• 1:13:04
  Rolls Royce drops me off. I go into the game room, put it
• 1:13:08
  on CNN. It's a little it's a documentary
• 1:13:11
  about a bunch of Romanian orphan.
• 1:13:15
  It's a Romanian orphan gang that that gets exploited for sex, but
• 1:13:21
  also but also does but also does gymnastic tricks and shit dude.
• 1:13:31
  Like they're like, it's like the most depressing, like wild shit.
• 1:13:39
  And I was like watching that on mushrooms by myself.
• 1:13:42
  And I was like, and this is like all like on a Sunday afternoon
• 1:13:45
  and it's crazy. Rolls Rolls Royce, the king of
• 1:13:48
  I'm tripping, I want to go home. One time we were watching, we
• 1:13:52
  took a bunch. We were watching a documentary
• 1:13:54
  on elephants when elephants like attack and it was about like
• 1:13:57
  elephants when they're like in must and they like chain them to
• 1:14:02
  trees 'cause they like destroy villages and shit.
• 1:14:05
  It was the craziest documentary I've ever seen.
• 1:14:08
  And it ends. He's like, I want to go home.
• 1:14:10
  Made me drive him home. Worst idea ever.
• 1:14:13
  And then we ended up he went to sleep and I stayed up and
• 1:14:16
  watched Natural Born Killers. Probably one of the weirdest
• 1:14:19
  movie experiences I've ever had for sure.
• 1:14:22
  There was one time we were, we were both at Sandlands and
• 1:14:25
  Bronson got his van stuck in the mud trying to drive around his
• 1:14:29
  lake in the back. I don't know if you remember
• 1:14:31
  that you were a little tore up from the floor up and it was
• 1:14:34
  like, and we were out there like it was like daytime by that
• 1:14:38
  point. It was almost like 8:00 in the
• 1:14:40
  morning and we were out there trying to get his van unstuck
• 1:14:42
  because he tried to drive it all the way out to the back.
• 1:14:44
  That shitty green van that he had the first van, not the
• 1:14:48
  second van. I was at a party there and then
• 1:14:51
  like 30 dudes from like Keller the city like over show up.
• 1:14:57
  This is like a mansion that we're at like that's like gated
• 1:15:00
  as like the mansion is gated like these dudes all hop the
• 1:15:03
  fence. Do you remember were you there
• 1:15:05
  like fucking raid? The party is insanity.
• 1:15:10
  I like I was like standing in the pool house like there was
• 1:15:14
  some beef that like that I was unaware of.
• 1:15:16
  I never even got it like always the beef with like another city.
• 1:15:20
  Like I'm like when you guys are out to these other cities, like,
• 1:15:22
  well, who's who, you know, it's like who's.
• 1:15:25
  It was only like it was only. Like even when we were like
• 1:15:29
  young, young, like we'd go with like the older Hansen brothers
• 1:15:33
  and like his like homies like and they'd be like in a fucking.
• 1:15:36
  Fossil Ridge is talking shit. Yeah.
• 1:15:39
  Fossil Ridge showed up at the Bolo Rama.
• 1:15:41
  We're about to fuck them up. You're like, what?
• 1:15:43
  Like that's like that's like I'm 45 minutes away and.
• 1:15:46
  They're all of a sudden, all of a sudden, like there's dudes who
• 1:15:49
  are getting hit in the head with baseball bats and like, they're
• 1:15:51
  like brain damage. Like seriously, that happened,
• 1:15:53
  You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, that's crazy.
• 1:15:56
  Yeah, well, I think, you know, like comes with the territory, I
• 1:16:00
  guess. But that that happened a couple
• 1:16:01
  times, but it always stemmed from some shit at a track meet
• 1:16:05
  or something out of baseball tour, baseball tournament or a
• 1:16:08
  football game where someone was talking too much shit and
• 1:16:10
  they're like, I'll find out who you are.
• 1:16:12
  And it's not like if. You did that.
• 1:16:14
  We didn't have social media. Yeah.
• 1:16:16
  But I mean, yeah, but I mean, you know, they'd be like, people
• 1:16:19
  be out there with your picture and your name on their shirt.
• 1:16:22
  Might as well have your fucking address on it.
• 1:16:24
  Like go #23 go J Huds Joseph Huggins and be like, shut the
• 1:16:29
  fuck up. Like like quit saying my like it
• 1:16:32
  would be like very easy to figure out who somebody somebody
• 1:16:36
  was, especially from our school. OK, that reminds me, let's
• 1:16:39
  pivot. I got this home.
• 1:16:43
  He works at the dispensary. Shout out and I'm going to say
• 1:16:49
  all those names right now. So like I tell them like I'm
• 1:16:53
  there all the time and I like give them updates.
• 1:16:56
  And I told him about when the Shorty got mad at me and then I
• 1:17:03
  told him about when I was going out to dinner with her that that
• 1:17:08
  she broke up with me like before.
• 1:17:10
  Then I told him that she broke up with me that night.
• 1:17:13
  So I've told him everything. And so that when I told him that
• 1:17:15
  she broke up with me, like he goes, oh, dude, now you're out
• 1:17:19
  here in the streets with me because you know, they call me
• 1:17:23
  Kurt. That's his real name.
• 1:17:25
  Malik is his middle name. So he is Kurt at work, leak in
• 1:17:32
  the streets, Malik with my family and these hoes that he
• 1:17:38
  called me the Big Stepper. I was like.
• 1:17:43
  That's awesome. That's a big step I did.
• 1:17:46
  Like I wish I just called myself that.
• 1:17:49
  Just go, you need to see me to go.
• 1:17:51
  Put on some boss man D low and like vibe out and you'll feel
• 1:17:53
  better. Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:17:57
  I'm just going to be like, for real, like like just be doing
• 1:18:05
  push ups and. Grind it out, baby, grind it
• 1:18:08
  out. You need a break real quick or
• 1:18:09
  do you want to get into articles?
• 1:18:11
  You only got 2, but I added a third one just because
• 1:18:14
  originally we were going to talk about Pete had Hegseth being a
• 1:18:17
  fucking idiot and it just keeps going.
• 1:18:20
  So at least I wanted to touch base on it because that's pretty
• 1:18:22
  crazy. So I added that one.
• 1:18:25
  No bread, OK. This shit's crazy.
• 1:18:33
  This first article is wild. Oh yes, sorry, forgot that was
• 1:18:39
  my cue. Oh.
• 1:18:41
  You're good, bitch. I get happy when I count Blue
• 1:18:44
  Haunted. So we don't really talk about it
• 1:18:46
  a lot, but India is a top five country that listens to this
• 1:18:49
  podcast. So shout out India.
• 1:18:52
  But when you when you have the most people in the world and
• 1:18:55
  you're the world's biggest democracy, so you're not closed
• 1:18:58
  off like China because we ain't got no listeners in China.
• 1:19:01
  Apparently. We got Russia, we got Belarus,
• 1:19:06
  not China. You have Croatia.
• 1:19:11
  That's a good question. I was about to just, I was about
• 1:19:13
  to say 661 for sure about the for sure.
• 1:19:17
  But then I was like. New Zealand, Australia.
• 1:19:20
  Yeah, for sure. Yeah, obviously.
• 1:19:22
  OK. I'm just saying, you know?
• 1:19:23
  Australia is on the top. Top like 3.
• 1:19:26
  We're in. Do you know, it's just we're,
• 1:19:27
  we're at 61 countries right now, which is pretty wild.
• 1:19:30
  So yeah, we have 61 countries. Two of those countries have
• 1:19:36
  nuclear bombs and those two countries are attacking each
• 1:19:42
  other. From The Wall Street Journal By
• 1:19:47
  Shanley India launches military strikes against Pakistan
• 1:19:52
  Pakistan says it shot down 5 Indian aircraft in response
• 1:19:58
  India said it conducted military strikes on 9 sites in Pakistan
• 1:20:02
  in retaliation for deadly militant attack on tourists in
• 1:20:05
  Kashmir, intensifying a confrontation between the
• 1:20:08
  nuclear armed neighbors. Pakistan's army spokesman Ahmed
• 1:20:12
  Sharif Chaudry said at least eight people were killed and 35
• 1:20:18
  injured. Pakistan's defense minister told
• 1:20:20
  the local news channel that Pakistan shot Pakistan shot down
• 1:20:24
  5 Indian aircraft. The Indian foreign ministry
• 1:20:27
  didn't respond through a request for comment.
• 1:20:30
  The Indian defense ministry said its forces carried out strikes
• 1:20:33
  on camps terrorists have used to stage attacks against India,
• 1:20:37
  according to a statement released on Wednesday.
• 1:20:40
  We're living up to the commitment that those
• 1:20:42
  responsible for this attack will be held accountable, India's
• 1:20:44
  defense ministry said. Justice is served, India's army
• 1:20:48
  said on social media platform X. India's action came despite
• 1:20:52
  diplomatic efforts, including phone calls by US Secretary of
• 1:20:55
  State Marco Rubio. I mean, is he Secretary of
• 1:20:58
  State? I, I, they call him the make a,
• 1:21:03
  they call SIP in the water. They call him the Make a Wish
• 1:21:08
  secretary. Little sipper, little sipper,
• 1:21:10
  little sippy. Make a wish, Make a wish
• 1:21:13
  Secretary Marco Rubio to Pakistan's Prime Minister and
• 1:21:17
  India's foreign minister last week aimed at persuading both
• 1:21:20
  sides to less less intentions that have reached their highest
• 1:21:24
  points in years. I echo at POTUS's comments
• 1:21:27
  earlier today that this hopefully ends quickly and will
• 1:21:30
  continue to engage both Indian and Pakistani leadership towards
• 1:21:34
  a peaceful resolution, Rubio said Tuesday evening on X
• 1:21:38
  Pakistani Prime Minister Shabaz Sharif said that India attacked
• 1:21:42
  5 places. We will not let the enemy
• 1:21:44
  succeed in this condemnable objectives.
• 1:21:47
  Sharif said in a statement Wednesday.
• 1:21:49
  The rivals have inched closer to conflict since gunmen burst into
• 1:21:53
  a scenic Meadow April 22nd in Indian administered Kashmir and
• 1:21:58
  killed 26 people, mostly Indian tourists.
• 1:22:01
  For the audience outside of India, Kashmir is like this
• 1:22:04
  disputed area in between India and Pakistan.
• 1:22:08
  India and Pakistan used to be the same country and Kashmir,
• 1:22:11
  and then they split the Hindus and the Muslims.
• 1:22:15
  It's kind of like what it is. And then Kashmir is like always
• 1:22:18
  been disputed. So there's parts of it that are
• 1:22:20
  run by India, parts of it that are run by Pakistan.
• 1:22:23
  But it's like up in the air, like actually who's it is?
• 1:22:27
  And so that's like part of the tension.
• 1:22:29
  Yeah, there was that crazy shooting that happened in
• 1:22:32
  Kashmir at some, like, resort, not a couple weeks, maybe like
• 1:22:36
  within the past two weeks, or some like militant group just
• 1:22:39
  showed up and just started indiscriminately shooting
• 1:22:42
  people. And it was like the worst
• 1:22:44
  shooting that Kashmir's had in like a while, like civilian
• 1:22:49
  casualties. It was some like festival thing
• 1:22:52
  where people were out and about and there was just some random
• 1:22:54
  ass shooting. Like a bunch of military dudes
• 1:22:56
  showed up out of the woods. This is frozen well, while
• 1:23:11
  Joseph is currently frozen. Are you back?
• 1:23:16
  Are you back now? I've.
• 1:23:17
  Been here the whole time. It says minor connection is
• 1:23:21
  unstable. Maybe it's me.
• 1:23:24
  I I was going to say that I have a rap song called Slumdog
• 1:23:27
  Trillionaire and I said my raps are smooth like cashmere.
• 1:23:31
  That's why the cashier Pussy rappers from last year getting
• 1:23:36
  pap smears. Round of applause.
• 1:23:45
  Thank you. This is pretty crazy though.
• 1:23:49
  Both have nukes. Boiling touches all these 10.
• 1:23:54
  Why is everybody gonna fight, man?
• 1:23:56
  You guys always do. I know, but this is like crazy.
• 1:24:00
  Yeah, like, like there's like threat assessment groups and
• 1:24:03
  shit like this. Is there these two countries?
• 1:24:07
  I was. Like there used to be until
• 1:24:08
  Trump's like we get riding that rid of, there's no threats.
• 1:24:12
  No, like international, international, international M2,
• 1:24:17
  OK. But this is always at the top of
• 1:24:18
  the list and then it goes again my Internet connection.
• 1:24:27
  Oh no, a great tension and some tensions are high all around the
• 1:24:45
  world when it comes to certain things like this.
• 1:24:47
  So it is like now things like obviously type of calm and
• 1:24:57
  there's just a constant escalation.
• 1:25:02
  So like, them doing it now versus something like this
• 1:25:05
  happening 10 years ago is not the same because the world and
• 1:25:08
  the the tension across the world is not the same.
• 1:25:13
  Yeah, like the like, OK, so it's disputed whether or not these
• 1:25:19
  were terrorists or whether or not the the Pakistani military
• 1:25:23
  was behind it. For context, like the Pakistani
• 1:25:27
  military, like half of them are like, like, OK, first of all,
• 1:25:33
  we've we give a billion, the United States gives a billion
• 1:25:35
  dollars to the Pakistan a year to not fuck around with India
• 1:25:41
  because they have nukes. And then and it goes to their
• 1:25:45
  defense. So it goes straight to the
• 1:25:47
  fucking military. We give them a Billy and half
• 1:25:50
  the military is like kind of like shady as fuck.
• 1:25:53
  Like they like that are like homies with the Taliban or just
• 1:25:59
  like the instability because this is because guess what?
• 1:26:04
  Guess what happened whenever we went into Afghanistan?
• 1:26:06
  Guess we got more than a billion dollars, you know, the Pakistani
• 1:26:11
  military. So now we're paying them to like
• 1:26:13
  help us out because we're at war for fucking 20 years.
• 1:26:16
  So it's like they like it's like a, it's a conflict of interest.
• 1:26:22
  You know, it's like, it's like they get more resources and shit
• 1:26:25
  from the United States when like shit's like not stable there.
• 1:26:29
  Not saying that's all of them because I think they're like
• 1:26:33
  that. Like they are reliable, like on
• 1:26:35
  some ship with like fighting terrorism, but it's like there
• 1:26:38
  are like factions like in there. So that's just worth pointing
• 1:26:42
  out. Did you know that like almost
• 1:26:47
  70% of the world's supply of ketamine comes out of India?
• 1:26:52
  They're the largest producer of ketamine and they like
• 1:26:56
  distributed all over the world. So there's like a big illegal
• 1:27:02
  smuggling underground where people like try to send it into
• 1:27:05
  the US illegally. Like if you get.
• 1:27:07
  So the chances are if you ever got ketamine, it probably came
• 1:27:10
  from India. Oh Elon got ketamine bro.
• 1:27:17
  Yeah, Oh. Let me tell you.
• 1:27:21
  A show. Next article This is from
• 1:27:31
  Reuters by Andrew Chung US Supreme Court let's Trump's
• 1:27:35
  transgender military ban take effect Summary Trump order could
• 1:27:40
  oust thousands of transgender troops Military guidance bars
• 1:27:44
  people with gender dysphoria Federal judge blocked Trump's
• 1:27:47
  ban as unconstitutional. All right, so like, I just heard
• 1:27:53
  a breakdown of it. So like away from the article,
• 1:27:58
  what happened was Obama said that it was OK for transgender
• 1:28:02
  people to join the military. When Trump got into office the
• 1:28:06
  first time, he came out with some like new thing where it was
• 1:28:13
  like you couldn't be transgender in the military, but like, or
• 1:28:19
  like you couldn't join if you had gender dysphoria or
• 1:28:22
  something like that. Been diagnosed with it.
• 1:28:24
  And then but now they've got a step further where so basically
• 1:28:31
  not 100%, but like like high huge.
• 1:28:36
  Almost all people who are transgender are diagnosed with
• 1:28:40
  gender dysphoria, just for context.
• 1:28:43
  So anybody diagnosed with that now is not even allowed to be in
• 1:28:46
  the military and is going to be discharged if you're already in
• 1:28:51
  the military. Plus they're not recruiting
• 1:28:53
  people or transgender anymore because they can't be in there
• 1:28:57
  and. I think if they want, they won't
• 1:29:00
  fight. Let them fight, man.
• 1:29:01
  Yeah, no shit. They're already having like
• 1:29:03
  catastrophic, like, recruiting problems, getting people to come
• 1:29:07
  join. And then it's like you guys are
• 1:29:09
  doing this for what? Just like for the fucking, the
• 1:29:11
  cruelty is the fucking point. Like you fucking idiots, like
• 1:29:14
  you guys are so insecure you can't be around transgender
• 1:29:16
  people. Shut the fuck up, dude.
• 1:29:18
  Like man the fuck up, like it or woman the fuck or they the.
• 1:29:22
  Fuck up they. The fuck up.
• 1:29:24
  Yeah. It's like, yeah, but like so a
• 1:29:30
  So they're trying to do this. A federal judge in the 11th
• 1:29:35
  Circuit of Appeals, I think it's 11th, maybe 10th Circuit in
• 1:29:41
  Washington, DC, block them from doing this until they case went
• 1:29:48
  through. So it's like, it's like, you
• 1:29:50
  guys can't do this while we're like litigating it.
• 1:29:52
  And then they took that to the Supreme Court.
• 1:29:55
  The Supreme Court said, no, you can do this while it's being
• 1:29:59
  litigated. And now it's back down to the
• 1:30:02
  lower court to decide if they can do it at all.
• 1:30:05
  But they're allowed to. They're allowed to implement it
• 1:30:07
  now while they're trying to figure it out if it's legal or
• 1:30:10
  not. Is an honorable discharge?
• 1:30:14
  Do they get like all their benefits and shit?
• 1:30:17
  Doubt it, dude, But I don't know, to be honest.
• 1:30:19
  I don't know. They're probably yeah.
• 1:30:23
  You didn't finish. You didn't finish.
• 1:30:26
  I mean, the Supreme Court's been pretty crazy lately in the way
• 1:30:29
  that they've been going against Trump on a lot of the things
• 1:30:32
  that he's been trying to do, which has been a little bit
• 1:30:34
  refreshing. But like, come on.
• 1:30:35
  I mean, you think that the. They didn't say that this was.
• 1:30:41
  No, no, I know, I know they for they can implement it, but I'm
• 1:30:43
  just saying in general, but our this, I mean, if it because if
• 1:30:47
  let's say it gets denied, they lose the President Trump of the
• 1:30:50
  administration, lose the litigation process, they're
• 1:30:53
  going to take it back to the Supreme Court.
• 1:30:55
  And I'm, I have a feeling the same group of people that
• 1:30:58
  overturned Roe V Wade are going to sit there and be like, Oh,
• 1:31:01
  yeah, we're not talking about like stepping on the
• 1:31:04
  Constitution or anything like that.
• 1:31:06
  We're talking about talking about people we don't want
• 1:31:08
  around people that read books to kids.
• 1:31:10
  Like, I mean, you know, it's like stupid shit like this is,
• 1:31:14
  this is one of the things that if it does go gets litigated
• 1:31:18
  out, it ends up at the Supreme Court.
• 1:31:20
  I totally expect them not. I would not be shocked if they
• 1:31:24
  banned them from being able to be in the military at all.
• 1:31:27
  Like, and it got reaffirmed. That would not be shocking.
• 1:31:32
  That is just like, I mean that they're going, they're going to
• 1:31:34
  come after gay marriage, dude. Like they told us what they were
• 1:31:37
  going to do. They're going to come after
• 1:31:39
  interracial marriage did they're going to come after condoms.
• 1:31:43
  They're going to come after birth control like like.
• 1:31:51
  Yeah, I mean, I segregation well, they've already, well, we
• 1:31:56
  talked about how they they're now they can if you want to
• 1:31:59
  build a whites only water fountain, you can do that as a
• 1:32:01
  contractor. Like you can't you're not
• 1:32:03
  federally barred from building segregated spaces.
• 1:32:08
  That's crazy. I mean if you want that.
• 1:32:10
  Crazy. That crazy old man always wanted
• 1:32:12
  me to build a blacks only portion of his catfish parlor.
• 1:32:15
  So I think you know what, I couldn't take it.
• 1:32:17
  I'm taking the money now. It's a.
• 1:32:20
  Catfish Parlor. Well, it's like a fish place.
• 1:32:23
  You go buy fish. Catfish.
• 1:32:25
  I don't know. I'll just you.
• 1:32:26
  Know I don't I just didn't know what that was.
• 1:32:28
  I didn't know if that was like some sort of, you know, like.
• 1:32:31
  Euphemism, some sort of like code word, catfish parlor,
• 1:32:46
  or it's overload the system with all of this bullshit to try to
• 1:32:50
  make them kind of pick and choose and see what sticks to
• 1:32:53
  the wall. It's all, you know, Steven
• 1:32:55
  Stephen Goebbels Miller, so. Santa Monica fascist.
• 1:33:00
  They just did in Texas, they signed a bill where if you use
• 1:33:04
  an altered doctored or not real meme in a political ad, it's 10
• 1:33:09
  year sentence in a fine, you can go to jail for you can go to
• 1:33:12
  jail for using a meme in a political ad.
• 1:33:15
  So like it's and it's really funny.
• 1:33:16
  There's like pictures of like Greg Abbott standing and they're
• 1:33:19
  like, if you use this now, you can go because Hot Wheels can't
• 1:33:24
  stand because it's not real. So it has to be like a real,
• 1:33:29
  like picture, real depiction of the person.
• 1:33:31
  You can't like use a meme or some sort of like propaganda
• 1:33:35
  style picture of someone to mislead the public in a
• 1:33:37
  political ad, which is fucking crazy.
• 1:33:41
  Texas is hitting home runs. It just signed the school of
• 1:33:44
  choice with the voucher program that just got passed through.
• 1:33:48
  So now you know, I get all these YouTube ads all the time now.
• 1:33:52
  Maybe it's because I moved to Hearst, the Hearst area, but
• 1:33:54
  it's like, you know, like mid cities.
• 1:33:56
  And it's like, it's like, can your kid actually read?
• 1:34:00
  I got these like long ass video ads like in the middle of some
• 1:34:04
  true crime documentary where they're like just because your
• 1:34:06
  kid gets As and BS and they get great report cards doesn't mean
• 1:34:10
  your kid can read or read it at their grade level or even read
• 1:34:13
  it all like the most ridiculous shit.
• 1:34:18
  We're just reaching such a level of stupid.
• 1:34:20
  And if your kid can't read because you put an iPad in front
• 1:34:23
  of it all the time, it's not public schools fault.
• 1:34:27
  That's totally up to you. That's your own fucking fault.
• 1:34:30
  No, no, there's a lot of kids that are I I see it all the
• 1:34:35
  time. Or rather than having their
• 1:34:37
  kids. Interact.
• 1:34:38
  There's kids who can't like that have like disabilities.
• 1:34:41
  True. No, I know that, but I'm talking
• 1:34:43
  about they're making it sound like every single kid in the
• 1:34:45
  state of Texas either can't read or like seniors are reading at a
• 1:34:49
  third grade level. Like hyperbolic?
• 1:34:51
  Like so. Who?
• 1:34:53
  Who's saying that? The people in the end, it's like
• 1:34:56
  lawyers and state, like state representatives and senators
• 1:35:01
  like trying to push, trying to push for schools, trying to push
• 1:35:05
  for, for charter schools and the school voucher program, which
• 1:35:09
  is, you know, the the DeVos family fortune comes from like
• 1:35:13
  charter schools and vouchers, basically funneling private
• 1:35:16
  school, funneling public school funds to pay like privately
• 1:35:21
  owned for profit educational centers.
• 1:35:25
  It's like money that would go to.
• 1:35:27
  No, I know. I know what they're doing, Yeah.
• 1:35:28
  Yeah, like, you know, Carolina, like Carolina, See, is South
• 1:35:32
  Lake's on the. Verge of like the money going to
• 1:35:34
  the public schools, they're going to go to these vouchers so
• 1:35:36
  the rich people can spend them on private schools.
• 1:35:39
  So now not only are so then and then they'll then now they'll be
• 1:35:42
  less people at the public school.
• 1:35:44
  So they'll get even less money because it it's like allocated
• 1:35:48
  by like pop, not population, but like class size or whatever.
• 1:35:52
  Not class size. Classroom.
• 1:35:56
  Yeah, like classroom like, like, yeah, whatever.
• 1:35:58
  Yeah, like, like. Enrollment.
• 1:36:00
  How many kids are at the fucking school?
• 1:36:03
  How about? The school district, Yeah.
• 1:36:05
  So when there's less fucking kids going into school, you get
• 1:36:07
  less money and then you get less money because and they're giving
• 1:36:11
  the money to the kids to leave the school.
• 1:36:16
  But it. Doesn't it doesn't even cover,
• 1:36:20
  it doesn't even cover the full pay.
• 1:36:21
  So there's a lot of people, yeah, who won't be able to even
• 1:36:23
  with the voucher, won't. Be able to go, they're giving
• 1:36:25
  the voucher, the rich people who can afford the private school,
• 1:36:28
  the people who don't actually need the vouchers, that money
• 1:36:30
  that's supposed to go to the public schools now going to
• 1:36:32
  them. And then and then they're
• 1:36:35
  getting less money because the less kids and then the school
• 1:36:38
  starts to suck and then like, oh see, public schools suck.
• 1:36:41
  Why aren't all schools private? Boom, done.
• 1:36:45
  Privatized profit for profit schools.
• 1:36:47
  That's their fucking goal. They want to privatize Social
• 1:36:49
  Security, Medicare. That's their fucking goal.
• 1:36:53
  They see money, there's trillions of dollars, billions
• 1:36:56
  of dollars spent on education like like that, that they don't
• 1:36:59
  get to fucking get because it. And then they're like, oh, why
• 1:37:03
  isn't it making a profit? It's not to make a fucking
• 1:37:06
  profit, dipshit. It's to help kids.
• 1:37:08
  Learn. Yeah.
• 1:37:11
  It's like, you know, they were talking about getting a Section
• 1:37:14
  8 housing, they're talking about getting rid of Section 8 housing
• 1:37:18
  and limiting the time you can see the projects.
• 1:37:21
  Yeah, like, but I mean, like, yeah, like living assistance,
• 1:37:23
  but that's, I don't know. I can.
• 1:37:26
  Just fucking dude. These people are terrible.
• 1:37:32
  Yeah, they'd rather take like, food from starving kids in
• 1:37:35
  Sudan, starving people, all of them, quarter of a million of
• 1:37:38
  them, fucking like on famine. Like they'd rather do that so
• 1:37:42
  they can go give fucking attack a tax cut to to Bezos.
• 1:37:48
  What? So we can send his Dick Rocket
• 1:37:51
  into space with Katy Perry on it?
• 1:37:53
  Yeah. Not even like, not even like
• 1:37:55
  space space. Just like we're in space for
• 1:37:57
  like 10 minutes and then we come back down.
• 1:37:59
  Like, what is that dude? That's like riding the that's
• 1:38:03
  like riding the, it's like riding the mini mine train at
• 1:38:05
  Six Flags. I'd rather ride the fucking mine
• 1:38:07
  train. Why am I in the mini mine train?
• 1:38:09
  That's not even. There's not even a big drop in
• 1:38:11
  it. All right, let me let me pitch
• 1:38:12
  you this. They all do that space shit, but
• 1:38:19
  don't tell anybody. We we just like find out like
• 1:38:21
  from like a paparazzi. Like a paparazzi is like, yeah,
• 1:38:25
  dude, look at this. I just saw Katy Perry and Gayle,
• 1:38:33
  whoever else was there. Gayle King.
• 1:38:35
  Yeah, whoever. I don't know.
• 1:38:37
  Yeah. With Oprah in the crowd, of
• 1:38:38
  course. Right.
• 1:38:39
  And and and Chloe. Why didn't Oprah's ask get up
• 1:38:44
  there? Why didn't they send Oprah into
• 1:38:45
  space? Dude, what are you talking?
• 1:38:48
  I'm surprised Gayle went up there.
• 1:38:49
  Dude, I thought you guys were risk adverse.
• 1:38:51
  You, you know, like I thought black people did not do shit
• 1:38:54
  like this. No, I mean we, we shouldn't.
• 1:38:58
  Like, not, I'm not saying being an astronaut, I'm saying go up
• 1:39:01
  into a, a, a a. A blue Dick rocket.
• 1:39:04
  Yeah, like a first edition commercial flight with nobody on
• 1:39:12
  board who's lived or works for NASA.
• 1:39:15
  Yeah, No, I wouldn't. Yeah, terrible idea, right?
• 1:39:18
  Terrible. I just, I'll, I'll be there when
• 1:39:21
  you land. Exactly same here.
• 1:39:23
  Or or crash stupid. I mean it's a final article, we
• 1:39:31
  could just make it quick. I mean Peg Seth is just stupid.
• 1:39:35
  He's had at least 12 Signal chats about Pentagon business,
• 1:39:39
  which is wild. So Secretary of Defense Pete
• 1:39:43
  Hegseth discussed Pentagon, Pentagon business on at least 12
• 1:39:47
  separate Signal chat app chats. He supposedly had a, he like
• 1:39:51
  bypassed a server and had his own computer so he could access
• 1:39:54
  Signal and have these communications off the record
• 1:39:59
  with people on a like an unprotected server, which is
• 1:40:03
  essentially what Hillary Clinton was doing with emails and all
• 1:40:06
  that sort of goofy shit. Not even.
• 1:40:08
  Like. Shoot, yeah, that is his next
• 1:40:10
  level why it matters. The Trump administration
• 1:40:15
  officials use of Signal came under scrutiny after The
• 1:40:18
  Atlantic reported earlier this year that hugs out the national
• 1:40:21
  security of and then National Security Advisor Mike Waltz, who
• 1:40:25
  got canned, and several other cabinet level officers discuss
• 1:40:28
  highly sensitive plans for a military strike against Yemen
• 1:40:33
  against Yemen's Houthi militants.
• 1:40:35
  And a Signal group chat that inadvertently included the
• 1:40:38
  editor in chief, Jeffrey Goldberg of The Atlantic.
• 1:40:41
  And I guess there was another one where he was discussing it
• 1:40:43
  with his wife and his brother like his wife sits in.
• 1:40:46
  On his his personal lawyer. I feel like his wife sits in on
• 1:40:51
  these fucking meetings. His like fifth wife that he has
• 1:40:53
  a kid with because he's cheated on all the other ones and
• 1:40:55
  getting. No, I was talking.
• 1:40:56
  I was just talking to my mom because I went over to my mom's
• 1:40:59
  house and slept on their couch. Going through it bro.
• 1:41:06
  Bro, I was I I didn't get to work till like 1030 yesterday
• 1:41:12
  but what was I going to say? Oh.
• 1:41:17
  He's he's as dumb as my. Brother, my brother was there
• 1:41:19
  and we're talking about Pete Hugseth.
• 1:41:21
  Yeah. And I was like, and my brother's
• 1:41:22
  like trying to talk about these people aren't Christian.
• 1:41:25
  And I was like, yeah, I was like, this is a real story.
• 1:41:27
  Like Pete, there's like a police report where like Pete Hugseth,
• 1:41:30
  like, has to talk to the cops because he's yelling at his
• 1:41:33
  mistress while his girlfriend is up in the hotel room and his,
• 1:41:39
  like, wife is like back home with his kids.
• 1:41:42
  So he's got like 3 chicks. He's the chicks women he's
• 1:41:47
  juggling all at the same time. Like while he's like drunk and
• 1:41:51
  then like talking to the cops. This is our Secretary of
• 1:41:53
  Defense, dude. It's like covered in Nazi
• 1:41:56
  tattoos. Yeah, he's he's cheating on his
• 1:41:59
  girlfriend. Who?
• 1:42:00
  Who he's cheating on his wife with.
• 1:42:02
  Like that's insane. Yeah, that's like great cheat,
• 1:42:07
  cheat ception, dude. That's just like so many layers
• 1:42:09
  so that it's like a cheat inside a cheat inside a cheat that's
• 1:42:13
  inside like inside a dirty hotel.
• 1:42:16
  That's wild, man. Like.
• 1:42:17
  That, but we trust him with our secrets, dude.
• 1:42:20
  Yeah, I don't know how you could.
• 1:42:21
  I mean, I trust him. He's like.
• 1:42:23
  He's so blackmailable. It's like fucking crazy, like
• 1:42:27
  how quickly like somebody could get like anything out of him
• 1:42:32
  that they wanted because he just does like horrible shit all the
• 1:42:35
  time. Yeah, and like there was Marco
• 1:42:38
  Rubio, JD Vance, John Radcliffe, Tulsi Gabbard, of course, her
• 1:42:41
  Russian asset asses in this group chat.
• 1:42:44
  I. Just saw I just saw a headline
• 1:42:45
  that she's been using the same password on all of her accounts
• 1:42:48
  and it's super easy for years. Not shocking.
• 1:42:57
  I'm sure it was somebody who's like, hey, what do you think my
• 1:43:00
  password should be like? You should make a tic Tac toe
• 1:43:02
  1234. It is perfect.
• 1:43:04
  No one will ever figure it out. It's so easy.
• 1:43:08
  It's hard. She's like, you're right,
• 1:43:10
  Sergey. That's a really great.
• 1:43:13
  I'm from Hawaii. I'm like, shut up, bitch.
• 1:43:16
  You know what they're saying, senior official.
• 1:43:20
  The use of personal phones and commercial apps introduces
• 1:43:24
  unnecessary risk signals considered unclassified by the
• 1:43:28
  government for a reason. It's clear that the US
• 1:43:30
  government systems have had a hard time keeping up with the
• 1:43:32
  required pace of business. And a lot of it is like all like
• 1:43:37
  the, the conversation was set to delete.
• 1:43:39
  So it's like they're having these conversations knowing
• 1:43:41
  they're not supposed to be having them.
• 1:43:42
  So then they can erase them later and discuss whatever they
• 1:43:45
  want to discuss. And then just like it's not
• 1:43:47
  record anything like texts, emails, all that stuff is
• 1:43:51
  preserved and that is a part of the official record of the
• 1:43:54
  administration. So by doing that, they're
• 1:43:56
  basically. They're breaking the law.
• 1:43:58
  It's the, it's the, It's the Preservation of Records Act.
• 1:44:03
  Yeah, shocking that the national security or yeah the the sorry
• 1:44:08
  the what am I one more time Secretary of Defense for the guy
• 1:44:15
  who stole a bunch of classified documents is breaking the law
• 1:44:18
  when it comes to documents immediately 100% and preserving
• 1:44:22
  shit yeah, but best 100. Days because they don't want
• 1:44:25
  people, They don't want people to see this.
• 1:44:27
  That's why they're using signal, because it disappears.
• 1:44:30
  But they're just incompetent. It's his own best friend who
• 1:44:33
  came out and fucking told us this story.
• 1:44:35
  That's what it is. That's his homie from like the
• 1:44:37
  charities that he fucking like, like got into debt with and like
• 1:44:40
  got fired from this guy worked with him there, wanted like they
• 1:44:44
  wanted him to try. I don't know, dude like and then
• 1:44:47
  he left and said this shit is fucked up in chaos and he's got
• 1:44:50
  mortar. He's got more shit.
• 1:44:52
  He's like a days of our lives. Character, but this is like this
• 1:44:55
  isn't like some like like whistleblower libtard.
• 1:44:59
  This is his like homie he brought into the like, into the
• 1:45:04
  defense, into the Pentagon with him.
• 1:45:06
  Yeah, it's like the guy who said like he.
• 1:45:08
  Was telling us that he got in the group chat with the fucking
• 1:45:11
  wife. It's like the guy who was saying
• 1:45:12
  about. About the Houthis.
• 1:45:14
  No, it's like the guy who was saying like, Oh no, Matt Gaetz
• 1:45:17
  was totally like using Venmo to pay.
• 1:45:20
  I hate people for them to like fuck them.
• 1:45:21
  Like, well, how do you know that?
• 1:45:23
  Because I'm in I literally got charged and convicted of it and
• 1:45:27
  I was there and he was there and I was we were both there and
• 1:45:32
  like he's and we left voicemails with people like together, like
• 1:45:36
  talking on it and you can hear us.
• 1:45:37
  It's it's the equivalent of that.
• 1:45:39
  It's fucking wild Pete like this Heg Seth guy is everything you'd
• 1:45:45
  think of Fox News daytime daytime Fox News anchor would
• 1:45:49
  end up being. He's like, I mean, he's we
• 1:45:51
  already knew he was a scumbag, but now he's just like a total
• 1:45:54
  moron and just can't stay out of trouble. 12 separate chats.
• 1:45:58
  The first one was like, no, it didn't happen.
• 1:46:00
  This is crazy. There's no military plans.
• 1:46:02
  There's nothing sensitive. And then he released all the
• 1:46:05
  screenshots of the messages and it's like, no, it tells you like
• 1:46:07
  the exact time, the flight path. Like he's just, he's like
• 1:46:11
  walking contradiction. It's like a good Green Day song,
• 1:46:14
  dude. Just a walking contradiction
• 1:46:15
  dude. It's fucking madness that this
• 1:46:19
  dude hasn't been fired. But they called it Waltz was
• 1:46:21
  going to get fired for adding him to the Signal chat.
• 1:46:24
  Not that he's a part of it, not that any rules are broken.
• 1:46:27
  They're just like kicking him out of the group because him
• 1:46:30
  adding the guy was like oh man I can't believe you did that dude.
• 1:46:33
  Shit bro you can't hang out with us anymore.
• 1:46:35
  Your mom caught you smoking weed so now?
• 1:46:38
  Actually, I heard I heard it's because Mike Walls used to be in
• 1:46:41
  Special Forces and so he's Team America.
• 1:46:43
  This is from the Mooch Scaramucci, and he's Team
• 1:46:46
  America and he's I. Love how we all just trust the
• 1:46:49
  Mooch now. I know, but Scaramucci?
• 1:46:51
  With my life. But Anthony Scaramucci, he said
• 1:46:58
  so he said that that so he's Team America and so he is a hawk
• 1:47:02
  on Iran and Russia obviously is aligned with Iran and gets like
• 1:47:07
  drones and shit for them like from them for the war.
• 1:47:11
  And if you guys want to know, so Iran backs Hamas and Hamas
• 1:47:18
  attacked Israel on October 7th, right?
• 1:47:24
  Iran proxy attacks on October 7th.
• 1:47:27
  What's October 7th? Putin's birthday.
• 1:47:33
  Tell me that's a coincidence that that the attack on Israel
• 1:47:36
  happened on Putin's birthday, then on his birthday all the
• 1:47:40
  time. But my point is Russia and
• 1:47:43
  Russia and Iran are close. Mike Waltz's Hawk on Iran theory
• 1:47:48
  is that that's Mike Waltz had to go because Putin wanted him to
• 1:47:52
  go. Because around where we go.
• 1:47:54
  Yeah, I mean, then in sad news, our boy friend of the pod, seven
• 1:48:01
  years in, seven years in prison, Santos, seven years in federal
• 1:48:05
  prison for for fraud, wire fraud and a bunch of other stuff
• 1:48:10
  didn't he'll. Get out.
• 1:48:11
  He'll get out. He'll get out in 2.
• 1:48:13
  Yeah, he'll get out pretty quick, but that's sad, man.
• 1:48:15
  You know I was. Yeah, whatever.
• 1:48:16
  You'll have a good time. I was coming around.
• 1:48:18
  I'll humble him. He'll come out and he'll have a
• 1:48:21
  pod like. Who else would enjoy prison more
• 1:48:24
  than our Boy George Sanchez? Friend of the pod?
• 1:48:26
  Best friend of the pod, George Santos.
• 1:48:28
  Dude is obviously gay. Really.
• 1:48:35
  Yeah. You think I didn't know?
• 1:48:37
  He was married to a woman, so he might enjoy that aspect of
• 1:48:40
  prison. Aspect of prison and then also
• 1:48:45
  he's a fucking scheming hustler dude.
• 1:48:48
  Like he's going to come out like better than ever.
• 1:48:49
  Dude, he's going to get shit on his books left, right and
• 1:48:52
  center, dude. Like dude, they're going to be
• 1:48:54
  hitting him up. Like he's going to have like the
• 1:48:56
  best burritos. He's got all the ROM.
• 1:48:59
  He's got the Tapatio. Big balls, dude.
• 1:49:03
  Yeah, he's probably going to do pretty well in there.
• 1:49:05
  But but it is sad because he started out, we started out
• 1:49:08
  pretty critical of him, then we have then we learn to appreciate
• 1:49:13
  his brazen and brashness when it came to just like being
• 1:49:16
  unapologetically him. I think I came around whenever
• 1:49:19
  there was like he was a super anti-gay, anti trans and then
• 1:49:23
  there was pictures of him. You know, it was like comes out
• 1:49:27
  the Brazilian government's looking for him because he was
• 1:49:29
  like committing fraud in Brazil and was, you know, Dan, you
• 1:49:32
  know, it was cross dressing and doing like parades and shit at
• 1:49:35
  the carnival and stuff. And I was like, I fucking love
• 1:49:38
  this guy. Like the fact.
• 1:49:39
  That Do you know what his pronouns are?
• 1:49:42
  What are I? USA.
• 1:49:44
  Oh, that's pretty good. Like he might come out and run
• 1:49:49
  for office again and he he'll, he'll wind up on the debate
• 1:49:52
  stage. I would vote him, vote for him
• 1:49:55
  in a primary just to see him like show up, just to be like,
• 1:49:57
  yeah, I would want to. See him?
• 1:49:59
  I would vote for him, period. He's going to make Congress.
• 1:50:02
  Congress is fucked up anyways. Yeah, but you'd have to beat
• 1:50:05
  him. I'm like, hey look, I'm team
• 1:50:06
  and. Also also said he's like in
• 1:50:11
  charge of your district and then you know, because otherwise you
• 1:50:14
  can't vote for him. True.
• 1:50:16
  Well, my move. We'll see what happens when he
• 1:50:18
  gets out. We'll see where he ends up.
• 1:50:20
  You're. Just going to roll that grenade
• 1:50:21
  in there like here's a here's like a kiss goodbye, hey.
• 1:50:24
  Roll a grenade. Hey, Santos My.
• 1:50:26
  So we have to move to where Santos is going to run.
• 1:50:29
  Vote for him. Yep, see you guys see the the
• 1:50:33
  MAGA the fools were right. Dude, we are scheming on non
• 1:50:36
  voter fraud. I I was talking about moving our
• 1:50:38
  entire lives to a A. Big district.
• 1:50:41
  I'll live here. I'll live in this house for
• 1:50:43
  three years, then make them get another house, make that my
• 1:50:47
  homestead. Keep this.
• 1:50:49
  And then, you know, if it doesn't work out, he loses, I
• 1:50:51
  move back. But you know, I mean, I'm just
• 1:50:52
  saying like I would follow that man anywhere except into prison.
• 1:50:57
  It's it's it. No, I.
• 1:51:00
  I mean, as his lawyer, as his lawyer, I would follow him into
• 1:51:03
  prison, you know, for counseling.
• 1:51:05
  Yeah, for sure. Yeah.
• 1:51:07
  Dude I mean whenever I thought he got like like convicted of it
• 1:51:11
  was 7 years, I was like damn that's hard in front of the pod.
• 1:51:15
  I thought he was going away for a lot longer because.
• 1:51:17
  Oh, I mean, he totally should. The fact that they're not like,
• 1:51:20
  OK, Brazil, he's yours now. Like he might end up some, who
• 1:51:23
  knows? He's like the Carmen San Diego
• 1:51:25
  of just like he's like a gay Carmen San Diego.
• 1:51:28
  I just have a feeling he can't go away and he probably he's
• 1:51:31
  going to be in our life forever. Just as good and like a big ass
• 1:51:35
  hat and a red jacket. I feel like he can pull off the
• 1:51:37
  Carmen San Diego look. Maybe.
• 1:51:39
  Maybe he. Is Santos San Santos San Diego
• 1:51:41
  dude? Maybe his mom was Carmen San
• 1:51:43
  Diego before she died in 9/11. Yeah, it's true.
• 1:51:47
  We didn't know because she was actually black and Jewish.
• 1:51:51
  No one. You didn't know that.
• 1:51:52
  No one knew that. But black, Jewish, Hispanic,
• 1:51:56
  Carmen San Diego. So, you know, New Yorker, Yeah.
• 1:52:03
  Then she moved to New York. Or she had to escape her past,
• 1:52:06
  obviously. And then had an Ivy League
• 1:52:08
  travel. Yeah, and then she had, you
• 1:52:10
  know, the future of the US, like in her.
• 1:52:13
  Volleyball just like. Yeah, Oh my God.
• 1:52:16
  Incredible volleyball. That is the that to.
• 1:52:19
  Me did the left bowl. The chef's kiss of Like Nobody's
• 1:52:24
  going to check Ivy League volleyball men's volleyball
• 1:52:28
  stats. And why would somebody claim
• 1:52:31
  that? Well, somebody did, and they
• 1:52:34
  were like, this guy's full of shit, like.
• 1:52:36
  Not, not not until he he ran twice.
• 1:52:40
  Oh yeah, I know. And it wasn't until he got
• 1:52:42
  elected that anybody even looked into it.
• 1:52:46
  And it started out like you stole money from a dog
• 1:52:49
  foundation. Like that?
• 1:52:50
  It's like all sorts of. Stickers.
• 1:52:51
  I already got sworn in. Oops, I got sworn in.
• 1:52:54
  I live in this big mega house with my wife and they were like
• 1:52:57
  you're like sleeping on someone's.
• 1:52:58
  You're sleeping on your sister's couch bro.
• 1:53:00
  Like what are you talking about? Oops, I just voted on your
• 1:53:03
  health care. Dude, incredible.
• 1:53:06
  And they're like, are you going to resign?
• 1:53:07
  He's like, no, I'm not going to resign.
• 1:53:09
  I love Oh man, just lightning in a bottle, man.
• 1:53:13
  George Sondor know he's lightning in a cell, but they'll
• 1:53:15
  he'll bust out. You can only bottle up lightning
• 1:53:17
  for so long dude. For a bust.
• 1:53:20
  Hey George, just like me bro. You could either blow up or you
• 1:53:24
  could glow up. Let's say nobody.
• 1:53:27
  Nobody's coming to save you, big dog.
• 1:53:30
  Like I want to put like 5K on his books just to see if we can
• 1:53:34
  get him on video chat on the pod.
• 1:53:37
  And there's a guess that I would pay to have on the pod.
• 1:53:41
  Santos is one of them. Oh yeah, What we could do is
• 1:53:43
  cameo, right? I don't know if you can do
• 1:53:46
  cameos from federal prison. He's not in prison right now.
• 1:53:50
  Right now. Well, don't you think he wants
• 1:53:52
  those checks coming in? True.
• 1:53:54
  That's good. Get on the Cameo, dude.
• 1:53:56
  You're like, hey, come on our podcast.
• 1:53:58
  Yeah, if I'm on the pod. And he'd be like, OK.
• 1:54:01
  I bet his cameo rates have gone way the fuck down.
• 1:54:04
  Well, maybe not now that he's. Or up.
• 1:54:06
  They're probably up, dude. Like it's like now that.
• 1:54:08
  He started to present. Yeah, you're right.
• 1:54:10
  Edition. It's like.
• 1:54:11
  You're right. They probably, they probably
• 1:54:12
  went, they probably went down and now they brought you back
• 1:54:14
  up. It's like a.
• 1:54:16
  It's like. A.
• 1:54:16
  How could I doubt you, Santo? Sorry about that, but.
• 1:54:18
  Yeah, it's like a it's like a Nike drop, dude.
• 1:54:20
  Like that is your real name. We're releasing the 97 George
• 1:54:24
  and Grape. Like you better get this shit
• 1:54:26
  while it lasts. Like there's, you know, I need
• 1:54:29
  to get a George Santos shirt, a free Santos shirt with his
• 1:54:32
  picture on it. And maybe a tattoo.
• 1:54:36
  I have a free take a shirt and that didn't work out too well.
• 1:54:39
  He just got convicted about another murder.
• 1:54:41
  So let's but you know it's Santos shirt.
• 1:54:43
  He can get out and get him to sign it.
• 1:54:46
  Dude. We need to be there when he gets
• 1:54:47
  released. Like, yeah.
• 1:54:50
  Like the Live? Fucking love.
• 1:54:53
  OK, with the, with the microphones, everything about
• 1:54:56
  you. What's an extra 1 with him?
• 1:54:57
  Yeah, let's bring a hotspot. I got the I got the equipment.
• 1:55:00
  We just got to get a little web, a little Internet action.
• 1:55:02
  Or you just use like an iPhone. First interview out of prison.
• 1:55:07
  I do it, Yeah. Talk shit.
• 1:55:10
  What this George? What would you ask him?
• 1:55:16
  What did God say to you before he dropped you down on this
• 1:55:19
  earth? And he's like, well, when I was
• 1:55:21
  talking to God, like, I don't know, first question I'd want
• 1:55:24
  to. How's the rectum?
• 1:55:27
  There's no that I think that he think.
• 1:55:29
  I think he's just going to tell that.
• 1:55:30
  I think he'd walk out. And he's like, dude, he's the
• 1:55:32
  power of autumn. Like, I have no doubt he'll be
• 1:55:35
  able to survive seven years in there.
• 1:55:36
  Yeah, collegiate volleyball star shut the fuck?
• 1:55:40
  Up. Let's get out of here.
• 1:55:41
  You got anything else for us, man?
• 1:55:44
  I'm meditate bitches. I'm I'm going to really start
• 1:55:46
  meditating too. Just I gots too.
• 1:55:49
  But no man, just keep your head up for you.
• 1:55:52
  We love you love. You too bro.
• 1:55:55
  Make sure y'all like follow, subscribe, leave a comment,
• 1:55:58
  thumbs up, share whatever rating.
• 1:56:01
  We appreciate you guys. Yeah, in the new Stew and it's
• 1:56:06
  only going to expand. So we're back on our every week
• 1:56:08
  now, which is nice. Apologize for the little break,
• 1:56:11
  but it sounds like we both kind of fucking needed it.
• 1:56:13
  So it's good to be back and refreshed and revitalized.
• 1:56:17
  But as always, take care of yourselves.
• 1:56:19
  Be good, be safe, stay out of trouble, and as always, go fuck
• 1:56:25
  yourselves. Shut up.