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DLHS Hour 3 | Oleebo Bootleg Movie Review: “The Beast” · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition. If you're
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  Speaker 1: going to be in Philadelphia, I'm here tonight at the
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  Speaker 1: Miller Theater. Then, of course, my book, Charlie's Boy, is
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  Speaker 1: available now on my podcast, Uncertainty's Out.
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  Speaker 2: Lots to do.
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  Speaker 1: Donald Trump said right in a meeting in front of
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  Speaker 1: everybody that the execution wouldn't be live streamed. Right in
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  Speaker 1: front of them. And Peter Smith had no idea what
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  Speaker 1: he was going to say. And I think they just
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  Speaker 1: try stuff. And I think they just... When you know
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  Speaker 1: it's a bad idea when Trump won't do it.
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  Speaker 2: That's how you know it's a bad idea.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It's so bad.
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  Speaker 2: When he won't do it.
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  Speaker 1: And most of the core ideas will never have no more.
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  Speaker 3: Support than 29 percent, 20, 28 percent. So and that's
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  Speaker 3: just the rest of the code. It's even less than
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  Speaker 3: that to people that wanted to see a live execution.
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  Speaker 4: Exactly.
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  Speaker 3: So, man, come on, man.
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  Speaker 1: It's insane that they want to act just like the
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  Speaker 1: very we can't even pretend like there's a delineation between
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  Speaker 1: us and all these other authoritarian countries.
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  Speaker 2: We can't even pretend like that. Everything they do, we're
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  Speaker 2: doing here.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Just the colors of the flag. That's the only thing different. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: From seeking police to starting wars, to killing military leaders, to,
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  Speaker 1: you know, attacking your attacking your opponents.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to jail your opponents. Everything they do. Dictatorships. Live executions.
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  Speaker 2: Every time they do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That's right. Suppression of the press.
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  Speaker 2: Trying to stop elections. Right. So everything they do, we
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  Speaker 2: do here.
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  Speaker 3: Banning books.
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  Speaker 2: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: All the top ten. We part of the crew now.
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  Speaker 1: I saw what David Jolly, who was running against Byron Donald, man,
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  Speaker 1: if he put some of that black icy guy on
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  Speaker 1: his beard and his heart, we might have something. He
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  Speaker 1: proposed that FAMU get $ 3 billion. He said FAMU at
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  Speaker 1: one point had more laureates than even Harvard as far
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  Speaker 1: as Florida goes. And so- I think the one thing
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  Speaker 1: that they're attacking have done is successfully in Florida. I
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  Speaker 1: think Florida was the template for the attack on woke.
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  Speaker 2: I think that what they've.
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  Speaker 1: Done is because more, you know, black professionals, more black
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  Speaker 1: lawyers and doctors came from HBCUs and they deliberately tried
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  Speaker 1: to attack the educational system and the black community. HBCUs
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  Speaker 1: to kind of thwart all of that, to stem the
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  Speaker 1: tide of that.
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  Speaker 2: And FAMU was an excellent case of that.
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  Speaker 1: And it's something that the white dude who's running against
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  Speaker 1: the black dude who went to FAMU, the dude from
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  Speaker 1: FAMU wouldn't even, he would never, he would never suggest that.
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  Speaker 1: And it just shows you how far it is. Now
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  Speaker 1: it's time for the Streaming Movie Review with Alibo, the
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  Speaker 1: Streaming Hack Warrior.
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  Speaker 3: Hammeh Salam Niyanani. Hola, me say. Ha, me, ha, me, ha.
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  Speaker 2: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 3: Diel, my home brother.
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  Speaker 5: What's that, Olivo? We are in the October. This means
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  Speaker 5: it is getting cold. Halloween is right around in your corner.
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  Speaker 3: Columbus Day.
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  Speaker 5: This country spends a day celebrating a man who got lost,
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  Speaker 5: thought he was in India... Called it a discovery, showed
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  Speaker 5: up uninvited, and renamed everything.
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  Speaker 3: For this, he gets a parade and a day full
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  Speaker 3: of sales. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 5: You know, DL, my home brother, I discovered many things,
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  Speaker 5: and no one has given me a parade.
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  Speaker 3: Now, I am not getting tight about this. I am
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  Speaker 3: a warrior.
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  Speaker 5: But where is my parade? I discovered the earth was round.
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  Speaker 5: I proved it by walking in a circle and ending
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  Speaker 5: up behind myself. I discovered the weekend, the number zero.
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  Speaker 5: Before me, people had to start counting at a libo. Elibo, one, two, three,
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  Speaker 5: and so forth.
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  Speaker 1: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 5: The question mark? I discovered it. Didn't answer it before
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  Speaker 5: anybody asked.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 5: I discovered second place. I discovered it because I was
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  Speaker 5: winning so much. I wanted people finishing behind.
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  Speaker 3: Me to feel good about themselves.
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  Speaker 5: Uh-oh. This movie does not deserve a parade, but it
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  Speaker 5: does deserve a float.
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious. The movie is The Beast, starring Samuel L.
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  Speaker 2: Jackson.
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  Speaker 3: In this movie, he plays the president.
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  Speaker 5: A militia stages a coup, and the presidential limo, also
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  Speaker 5: called The Beast, turns out to be a classified weapon.
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  Speaker 3: It's like a car was made by S.H.I.E.L.D. I'm serious.
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  Speaker 5: He has to drive himself while his bodyguard bleeds in
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  Speaker 5: the passenger seat. This movie is directed by famed action
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  Speaker 5: director Rene de Haan. So the car does more acting
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  Speaker 5: than some of the terrorists. But dear my home brother,
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  Speaker 5: the real plot twist is the hair. This is a
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  Speaker 5: non-bald Samuel L. Jackson movie. A full head of hair.
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  Speaker 5: It is the most unrealistic thing in a movie where
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  Speaker 5: the limo has missile permission. Every time he yells, and
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  Speaker 5: he does yell a lot, the hair stays put like
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  Speaker 5: it signed a separate contract.
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  Speaker 3: He may get wounded, but the hair looks insured. Is
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  Speaker 3: it good?
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  Speaker 5: It is 99 minutes of mother sucker getting to the
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  Speaker 5: car with an extra mother sucker in a two-piece biscuit.
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  Speaker 3: I'm serious.
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  Speaker 5: By the end, you will not remember the coup, but
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  Speaker 5: you will remember the president's hair.
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  Speaker 3: And the car had options.
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  Speaker 4: Uh-oh.
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  Speaker 5: This was a fun action thriller, and I give it
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  Speaker 5: three and a half unbacks. And if you don't add
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  Speaker 5: this movie right now, I will send you my new
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  Speaker 5: line of Samuel L.D. Jackson wigs. This is not snakes
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  Speaker 5: on a scalpel. Finally, a Samuel L.D. Jackson you can
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  Speaker 5: put on. So durable, they guarantee to stay put during
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  Speaker 5: a cool.
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  Speaker 3: It comes pre-healed with a lace front. One size fits
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  Speaker 3: all curse words. The Samuel L.D. Jackson Wigs. Insured, loud,
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  Speaker 3: and slightly judgmental. I'm serious. This is Elibo, your streaming warrior,
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  Speaker 3: with the Stream Hacking Movie Review.
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  Speaker 5: Stay safe and healthy.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's time to take a peek into Jasmine's diary.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my goodness. Talk about embarrassing.
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  Speaker 2: Let me tell you what happened to me.
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  Speaker 4: So me and my girlfriends went out for brunch this
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  Speaker 4: past weekend, and we decided to do a little shopping.
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  Speaker 4: So we go into one of these real, you know,
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  Speaker 4: foo-foo stores, and I'm trying on shoes, and the sales
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  Speaker 4: guy is super, super cute, right? So I'm flirting, and
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  Speaker 4: everything is going my way until I see these dope shoes.
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  Speaker 4: I sit down and decide.
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  Speaker 2: To try them on.
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  Speaker 3: Why did I take my shoes.
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  Speaker 4: Off and it looked like I had not moisturized in decades?
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  Speaker 2: My feet were so crusty and ashy. I couldn't believe
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  Speaker 2: they were mine.
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  Speaker 4: Now, truth of the matter is, I was running late
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  Speaker 4: that morning. I told the girls I.
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  Speaker 2: Would meet them at 11.
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  Speaker 4: Of course, at 11, I was still at the house
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  Speaker 4: and they'd been on my butt about being.
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  Speaker 3: Late all the time.
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  Speaker 4: So I showered, forgot to moisturize, threw my clothes on.
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  Speaker 3: Everything was good until I took my shoes off.
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  Speaker 4: When I tell you the smiles he had for me
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  Speaker 4: turned into frowns real quick.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my God, I was so embarrassed.
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  Speaker 2: I can't even go back to that store anymore. My
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  Speaker 2: feet look like Moses. I know better.