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Hour 3 - Clubhouse Intrigue · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Cowabunga.
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  Speaker 2: Dude, it's our number three, our number three Ben Maler Show.
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  Speaker 2: Happy Thursday to you, and we are ready to rock
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  Speaker 2: and roll here in our number three. All night we
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  Speaker 2: were up providing this fresh pod. Yes, so we are
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  Speaker 2: getting three different stories on this Peralta peace summit. It
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  Speaker 2: involved Francisco Lindor and Juan Soto with the Mets. How
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  Speaker 2: do you process this information? Also, is this latest update
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  Speaker 2: update supposed to make anybody believe Aaron Judges actually coming
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  Speaker 2: back anytime soon? To the New York Yankees, he had
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  Speaker 2: a medical update. Also to the New York Mets, need
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  Speaker 2: to have a talk with their latest relief pitcher, Jeffrey
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  Speaker 2: Yon as the relief pitcher dancing after every strikeout. Jeffrey Yan,
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  Speaker 2: we'll talk about that and more his mound. Antics will
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  Speaker 2: go there and here it is our number three. Well,
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  Speaker 2: it turns out it is not palace intrigue.
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  Speaker 1: Its clubhouse intrigue is what it is.
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  Speaker 2: are back at our lead story from Queens, and we're
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  Speaker 2: talking about a bad baseball team, the New York Metropolitans,
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  Speaker 2: some good juice, a story that will lead to the
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  Speaker 2: trade of a multi million dollar ballplayer. Now dateline Big Apple,
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  Speaker 2: we have learned that pitcher Freddie Paralta, who was just
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  Speaker 2: excommunicated from the Mets and sent off to Tampa Bay
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  Speaker 2: at a trade deadline bargain deal, he organized, Freddie Peralta,
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  Speaker 2: a clandestine June pow wow intended to smooth things over
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  Speaker 2: between Francisco Lindor and Juan Soto. So I just saw this,
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  Speaker 2: and it's interesting. I was intrigued by it. I always
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  Speaker 2: wonder what's actually going on. You always get fed the
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  Speaker 2: bull crap, and then when people get traded, you start
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  Speaker 2: learning about other things. So, now that he's with the
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  Speaker 2: Tampa baseball team, the Tampa Bay Baseball team, Freddie Paralta
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  Speaker 2: confirmed that said get together happened like an intervention if
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  Speaker 2: you will. It took place, but you know what that means.
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  Speaker 2: He did not want to share any details. Now, Francisco
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  Speaker 2: Lindor was asked about this and did he say no comment,
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  Speaker 2: be it happened or c it didn't happen. So Lindor
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  Speaker 2: acknowledged that it did happen. The meeting did take place,
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  Speaker 2: set up by Freddie Peralta. But yeah, yeah, he downplayed it.
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  Speaker 2: He downplayed it, said it wasn't that big a deal.
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  Speaker 2: He then claimed it happens all the time, it's routine
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  Speaker 2: among Latino teammates' that's not me saying that. That's what
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  Speaker 2: he said. So Juan Soto was asked, Okay, there was
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  Speaker 2: this get together. What happened, Wan Soto? You're the highest
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  Speaker 2: PID guy in baseball? Let us know. So did Juan
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  Speaker 2: Soto A confirm the meeting took place, B say no comment,
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  Speaker 2: or C claim that the meeting did not happen. Well,
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  Speaker 2: if you picked C, you're a winner. Soto denied that
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  Speaker 2: this meeting ever took place. He admitted, though, that his
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  Speaker 2: relationship Withindoor has improved. I you're very concerned about how
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  Speaker 2: they get along together on those planes, trains and automoble.
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  Speaker 1: So that is a good jumping off point.
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  Speaker 2: Let us discuss you've got two of the highest paid
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  Speaker 2: players in that sport who are at loggerheads. The question,
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  Speaker 2: we're getting three different stories, Well, we're getting really two
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  Speaker 2: different stories here. Well we'll say three. So we're getting
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  Speaker 2: three different stories on the we'll call it the Peralta
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  Speaker 2: Peace Summit, the Freddie Peralta p Summit between Francisco Lindor
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  Speaker 2: and Juan Soto. How do you process the available information.
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  Speaker 2: So I've got Tiffany lamp, Mega Doppler two thousand and
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  Speaker 2: doctor Seuss, and we'll combine all of these things together
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  Speaker 2: and we'll say, ay, ay captain, all right, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: So first of all, if you look at that signpost
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  Speaker 2: up ahead, it says your next stop, not the twilight
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  Speaker 2: zone disfunction junction, that's your next step. So the Peralta piece,
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  Speaker 2: it apparently happened. As we put the clues together, it happened,
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  Speaker 2: it didn't happen, and it also occurred in a parallel dimension,
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  Speaker 2: giving the mets more conflicting stories than a mob trial
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  Speaker 2: over in the Bronx.
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  Speaker 1: So who's lying? Who's lying?
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  Speaker 3: Here?
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  Speaker 2: You got Freddie Peralta refusing to spill the beans, all right,
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  Speaker 2: refusing to you know, yap about this and and that
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  Speaker 2: is pure self preservation from Peralta moonlighting as a diplomat,
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  Speaker 2: and he's in Tampa and I'm not talking about that. Now.
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  Speaker 2: That leaves Francisco Lindor and Juan Soda so much like
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  Speaker 2: that Spider Man mime, they're pointing fingers at each other,
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  Speaker 2: and they're also pointing, you know, it's you, it's not
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  Speaker 2: it's not me, it's you. And it's kind of like
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  Speaker 2: as a kid, if you have a sibling and you
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  Speaker 2: were rough housing and your sister probably broke the tiffany lamp,
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  Speaker 2: not you, of course, it must have been your sister,
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  Speaker 2: so you pointed her, she points at you, and then
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  Speaker 2: your parents are all they're all in a hulla baloo.
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  Speaker 2: They're very upset by that. So Lindor calling it a
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  Speaker 2: routine chat, that's his explanation. That sounds like a blanket,
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  Speaker 2: a fire blanket, pr fire blanket, if you will, from
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  Speaker 2: Francisco Lindor. Then one Sodo just flat out apparently lied.
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  Speaker 2: He's got no shame in his game. He denied the
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  Speaker 2: meeting ever took place, like he was testifying before Congress.
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  Speaker 2: He pled the fifth like doctor Fauci, and that's what
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  Speaker 2: he did.
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  Speaker 1: And so it's.
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  Speaker 2: A stinky stew, is what it is. And think about
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  Speaker 2: what the Mets have done to pacify Lindor and Juan Soda.
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  Speaker 2: They gutted the other famous players, well, some of the
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  Speaker 2: other famous players, mainly Pete Alonzo and Brandon Nimo, were
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  Speaker 2: human sacrifices to accommodate Sodo and Lindor. They also got
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  Speaker 2: rid of Jeff McNeil all of that to make sure
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  Speaker 2: those guys were because they didn't like them in twenty
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  Speaker 2: twenty five, and yet the team is still absolute rubbish,
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  Speaker 2: absolute rubbish now. Naturally, they held another bonfire the Mets
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  Speaker 2: this week, trading away the aforementioned Freddie Peralta and not one,
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  Speaker 2: not two, not three, not four, not five, not six,
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  Speaker 2: seven of his teammates, eight New York Mets were repackaged
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  Speaker 2: sent around Major League Baseball. They also earlier this summer
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  Speaker 2: fired manager Carlos Mendoza. They could not reach the Mendoza line.
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  Speaker 2: It is a total poop fest, a total poop fest.
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  Speaker 2: So considering the reaction, I'm just gonna go out and
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  Speaker 2: live here and say that the meeting obviously took place,
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  Speaker 2: and Soto was annoyed by it, so he doesn't want
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  Speaker 2: to talk about it. Lindor appreciated the meeting more so,
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  Speaker 2: at least he confirmed the meeting, and it's going to
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  Speaker 2: end with Lindor traded. It doesn't really matter now. Secondly,
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  Speaker 2: to a future MVP and a former MVP, well they
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  Speaker 2: think will be a future MVP again, Ain Judge Air
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  Speaker 2: and Aaron Judge has been.
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  Speaker 1: Cleared but not to play baseball.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, no no no. Aaron Judge
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  Speaker 2: has not been cleared to play baseball. He's been cleared
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  Speaker 2: for light activity. Wasn't that exciting? Is that like walking
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  Speaker 2: to the fridge and getting that leftover burrito? Is that? No?
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  Speaker 2: It is not. Okay, So Judge has been cleared for
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  Speaker 2: light activity. After a follow up follow up of the scan,
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  Speaker 2: they said they got encouraging news as his ribs went
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  Speaker 2: snap crackle pop. And that is the first positive update
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  Speaker 2: the Yankees have gotten on Aaron Judge since he got hurt. Now,
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  Speaker 2: Aaron Boone, Aaron Boone, not buffoon, although in the playoffs
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  Speaker 2: he often is so. Aaron Boone. The skipper said that.
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  Speaker 2: He said, listen, Aaron Judge can begin outdoor running and
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  Speaker 2: upper body resistant work, but he has not yet been
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  Speaker 2: cleared to actually play baseball, like throw the ball, swing
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  Speaker 2: a bat, that kind of stuff. Judge very confident. He
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  Speaker 2: said he's completely confident that he will return to the
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  Speaker 2: Bronx Bombers lineup this season. He said he'll be back.
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  Speaker 2: Gave the standard cliche quote sooner than later.
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  Speaker 4: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So here's the question. Is this latest update update supposed
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  Speaker 2: to make anyone believe that Aaron Judge is actually coming
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  Speaker 2: back soonish to the Yankee Atlanta. So, after a minutes
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  Speaker 2: long review of the available information and we had a
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  Speaker 2: bit of a deliberation.
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  Speaker 1: And I just don't see it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, he got cleared for light activity, which is if
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  Speaker 2: you use your Yankee Rosetta Stone. Actually got this from
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  Speaker 2: our friend Jill, the Yankee fan Jill, who let me
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  Speaker 2: borrow it. But if you look at your Yankee speak
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  Speaker 2: Rosetta Stone, it means that Aaron Judge can jog, he
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  Speaker 2: can breathe air. And here's the big news. He can
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  Speaker 2: now he can now have solid food. That's exciting, right,
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  Speaker 2: you can have some solid food. Whoop d damn doo
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  Speaker 2: whoop d damn do So calling this a major positive
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  Speaker 2: update is like looking at the mega Doppler two thousand
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  Speaker 2: radar and calling a light drizzle a historic flood during
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  Speaker 2: a drought. Eh, not so much. You know, com doown
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  Speaker 2: calm down down, Calm down down down, doowndown dot comdown. Yeah. So,
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  Speaker 2: there is still no official timetable for Aaron Judge to return,
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  Speaker 2: and the light activity is rather fitting since that's how
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  Speaker 2: the Yankees offense has been for a while now the
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  Speaker 2: light activity from the Yankee offense, and so Judge so important,
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  Speaker 2: how important he's so crucial to the Yankee lineup that
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  Speaker 2: whenever Aaron Judge sneezes, when he says a chew like that,
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  Speaker 2: the whole team ends up striking out. Everyone strikes out
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  Speaker 2: when he says a chew just like that. Even if
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  Speaker 2: Judge returns and listen, there's still a couple months to go,
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  Speaker 2: and he wasn't always he wasn't supposed to be out
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  Speaker 2: for that long. As always, when you say a guy's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be out in baseball for a little bit, it's
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  Speaker 2: always take the over. So even if Judge comes back,
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  Speaker 2: which version of Aaron Judge are you gonna get? You're
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  Speaker 2: gonna get the lumberjack swinging for the fences and hitting
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  Speaker 2: bombs all over the place kab boom. Or are you
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  Speaker 2: going to get a toddler having a hissy fit holding
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  Speaker 2: a butter knife, a plastic butter knife. What is more
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  Speaker 2: likely to happen? Now? As Yogi Berra said, it's getting
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  Speaker 2: late early, and there there's just there just isn't much
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  Speaker 2: runway left to work. Got the kinks and do some
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  Speaker 2: beta testing. Now that Boston Red Sox won again, and
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  Speaker 2: the Red Sox now have better odds than the Yankees.
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  Speaker 2: Put that in the files of you.
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  Speaker 1: You had to make that up. That can't be true.
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  Speaker 2: But the Boston Red Sox right now are on a
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  Speaker 2: historical stretch of baseball. They don't have momentum. They're just
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  Speaker 2: playing well. There is no such thing as momentum. If
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  Speaker 2: you're smart, you understand that. The Red Sox yet again
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  Speaker 2: shut down the White Sox last night in the Battle
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  Speaker 2: of the Socks, and they won that game. Now final
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  Speaker 2: fight to the viral story from Major League Baseball, it's
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  Speaker 2: time for twin notes around the majors.
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  Speaker 1: They're dancing, dance. It's a dance.
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  Speaker 2: Party for the New York Now, why would the Mets dance?
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  Speaker 1: They suck.
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  Speaker 2: They've hit rock bottom there, the New York Mets.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no they haven't. No, they haven't.
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  Speaker 2: Because rookie pitcher Jeffries Yawn Jeffrey Yawn is his name,
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  Speaker 2: He's definitely not Yawning. Twenty nine years old, he recorded
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  Speaker 2: his first major league strikeout in his big league debut.
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  Speaker 2: He fanned someone named ana Hell Martinez, a pinshitter for
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  Speaker 2: the Cleveland Guardians who used to be called the Indians. Now,
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  Speaker 2: typically that would not reach the level of high crimes
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  Speaker 2: and misdemeanors that get a mention on the Mallard monologue.
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  Speaker 1: However, this is the exception to the rule.
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  Speaker 2: So if you don't know the backstory, and this is this.
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  Speaker 1: Guy Yan Jeff for Yon.
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  Speaker 2: Immediately after the strikeout, he unleashed his trademark celebratory dance.
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  Speaker 1: He leaps up and I'm gonna describe this for.
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  Speaker 2: Our blind listeners like Inca Terra's TV Meatballs and blind
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  Speaker 2: Sea Bass and all the other So Yan unleashes his
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  Speaker 2: his celebration. He leaps up into the air everywhere, and
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  Speaker 2: then he kicks his legs apart. He lands, and then
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  Speaker 2: he starts pumping his arms dramatically, pumping his arms the
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  Speaker 2: same room routine that he did in the minor leagues
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  Speaker 2: and he's doing it here in the major leagues now.
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  Speaker 2: Yon finished a scoreless sixth inning. He did allow a
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  Speaker 2: couple of hits on a walk before his debut, he
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  Speaker 2: was asked, listen, people are gonna think you're a douche
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  Speaker 2: if you do this.
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  Speaker 1: In the major league. It's unbecoming. And what did he say?
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  Speaker 2: Yan said that he had no plans to tone down
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  Speaker 2: his celebratory behavior, explaining quote, I am going to continue
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  Speaker 2: to go out there the same way, have fun, like
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  Speaker 2: I'm playing a kid's game. Now. As you might imagine,
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  Speaker 2: a lot of people have a broomstick up their caboose
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  Speaker 2: and they don't like that, and not everyone agrees. There
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  Speaker 2: was a lot of pushback. This is a new low
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  Speaker 2: for the Mets. This is the most embarrassing thing since
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  Speaker 2: mister Met gave the bird to a fan, which ended
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  Speaker 2: up on the New York Post.
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  Speaker 1: I think it was the back page, might have been
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  Speaker 1: the front page. So there's something. Well, he's showing off
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  Speaker 1: to him, but he's a show boat. This guy Yarn's
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  Speaker 1: a show boat.
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  Speaker 2: They're up in arms.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the question. Do the New York Mets need to
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  Speaker 1: have a talk? Do they need to have a talk with.
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  Speaker 2: Jeffrey Yawn the new picture that does all these ridiculous
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  Speaker 2: dances about his mound antics? Do the Mets need to
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  Speaker 2: have a talk with his cat? So I'm gonna go yes,
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  Speaker 2: But it's it's not what you think it is. It's
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  Speaker 2: not they should have a talk. It should pull him
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  Speaker 2: into the manager's office and say listen. None of us
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  Speaker 2: have ever heard of you. You've got an interesting name.
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  Speaker 2: It looks like it should be Jeffrey. There's some letters missing.
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  Speaker 2: You want to pronounce Jeffrey Yawn. That's a good name.
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  Speaker 2: So the Mets should pull him into the manager's office
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  Speaker 2: and say two words thank you. That's what they should say,
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  Speaker 2: thank you, and then send him a box of chocolates.
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  Speaker 2: And it can be a mixed box of chocolates. It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't have to be all nuts. There can be some
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  Speaker 2: non nut candy in there as well. This is someone
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  Speaker 2: worth watching on the Metropolitis. This team, there are so
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  Speaker 2: many unlikable players like Juan Soto and Lindor and these
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  Speaker 2: guys that you just hope they all suck and strike
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  Speaker 2: out every time. They just seem like bad dudes to watch.
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  Speaker 2: You know, you don't really pull for them. This guy, though, Man,
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  Speaker 2: this is somebody you want to see pitch you do.
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  Speaker 2: It's like a two for one special. It's like going
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  Speaker 2: to see a Broadway show in a baseball game at
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  Speaker 2: the same time. Now listen, if it was me on
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  Speaker 2: the mount, I'd be mortified. As you know, I've thrown
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  Speaker 2: out the first pitch at many minor league games including
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  Speaker 2: the most recently at the WU Sox game there in Wooster.
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  Speaker 2: Had a lot of fun of that at Bakersfield Blaze.
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  Speaker 2: That team was around for one hundred years. We closed
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  Speaker 2: them down there, Saan Bernardino in the Cal League, the
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  Speaker 2: Lancaster JetHawks, these all these teams, well most of them
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  Speaker 2: are defunct now, but I've experienced on the mountain and
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  Speaker 2: as a veteran pitcher of multiple first pitches over the years,
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  Speaker 2: I would be absolutely mortial fight like it'd be like, well,
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  Speaker 2: this is absolutely ridiculous, and yet watching it, watching someone
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  Speaker 2: else do it, I absolutely love it.
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  Speaker 1: The guy kicks his legs.
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  Speaker 2: Like he's one of the Roquets, or like I guess
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  Speaker 2: a more modern comparison would be like he's doing a
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  Speaker 2: Fortnite emote right and hopping around like a caffeinated kangaroo
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  Speaker 2: out there. I love it, and this guy's earned it.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't know anything about him. I started falling down
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  Speaker 2: a rabbit hole. You know this guy we're talking about,
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  Speaker 2: right dancing met this guy, Jeffrey Yawn. He worked as
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  Speaker 2: a roofer. He had a real job. Now. He started
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  Speaker 2: out playing baseball. He was a baseball player. It was
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  Speaker 2: originally in the Angels organization. It didn't work out. He
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  Speaker 2: had Tommy John surgery. He was out of baseball, literally
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  Speaker 2: working as a roofer, putting tiles on roofs. And then
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  Speaker 2: he revived his career in the Arizona Men's League. Sounds
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  Speaker 2: like a prison league. He pitched in Japan, a bunch.
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  Speaker 1: Of minor league teams and everywhere he went after that.
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  Speaker 1: You know, not originally when he signed, but after that
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  Speaker 1: he was.
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  Speaker 2: He would jump and kick and all the gyrations along
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  Speaker 2: the way, and I think it's great. Now everyone's up
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  Speaker 2: in arms over this, and it's oh, this is not right.
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  Speaker 2: As the great Major League Baseball philosopher doctor Seuss taught
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  Speaker 2: me back in the day, why fit in when you
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  Speaker 2: were born to stand out? And if you think of
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  Speaker 2: the uniques now, when I was a kid, I'm getting older,
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  Speaker 2: but I used to. I used to impersonate all of
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  Speaker 2: the bat the weird batting stanzas of my youth, and
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  Speaker 2: I would do the same thing with pitching. Now there's
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  Speaker 2: not as many in pitching. But I'm gonna try to
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  Speaker 2: use some modern pictures. Johnny Quato with the shimmy, right,
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• 23:46
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• 24:29
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• 24:32
  Speaker 2: by the way. Next guy, King Rory says a taco
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  Speaker 2: bell vending machine is the answer. Well, that's that's very funny.
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  Speaker 2: I was in Boston. They don't have a taco bell
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  Speaker 1: Yeahgical, did you buy one?
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  Speaker 7: I wasn't hungry, but oh my gosh, I thought, and
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  Speaker 2: You needed your dreams and my dreams are much different.
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  Speaker 3: There you go.
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  Speaker 2: Stevie Meatball says you can pay two hundred fifty dollars
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• 25:09
  Speaker 2: to ever score a basket in the NBA Blind League,
• 25:13
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• 25:18
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• 25:31
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• 25:36
  Speaker 2: What else do we have?
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: This is the page now.
• 25:37
  Speaker 2: Fergdug says, a piece of the Berlin wall. I've got
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: a chunk nice? Is that a giveaway at a sporting event?
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Sweep the field from JT the Wingman, that's his answer.
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: Mike the Leprechaun says they spent spend the money on
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: Barney the Dinosaur outfits. Lifetime pass to the newdi Are
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: from Johnny Q for a chance to build Nowhere Oklahoma,
• 26:06
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• 26:09
  Speaker 2: year from will T. Lower gas prices for two days
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: from filler Up Phil. What else do we have? Page
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: now boob job from Steeler Nasty Timmy and Busco Indiana.
• 26:21
  Speaker 2: Timmy says they win a chance to cheer with the
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: Cruisettes cheerleading squad. Alright, lraina one more time.
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: Here we go.
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Fans of the Motor City Crews.
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  Speaker 2: We're told that's the Detroit Pistons NBA G League affiliate
• 26:36
  Speaker 2: can pay two hundred fifty dollars for a chance at.
• 26:39
  Speaker 7: Blank at participating in midget wrestling.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Midget wrestling?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Is that now?
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: That is incorrect?
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: The correct answer, unfortunately, is a chance to win a
• 26:49
  Speaker 2: spot on the roster. They're holding tryouts. You can actually
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: be on the team two hundred and fifty bucks. It's
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: an annual tryout. It's in septemb So if you're if
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: you're in Michigan, you want to go, you gotta.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Sign up September thirteenth.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: It's a Saturday, and the registration fee is two hundred
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: and fifty dollars.
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: So they used to do this kind of stuff all
• 27:12
  Speaker 1: the time.
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: Back in the day, baseball teams would hold tryout camps
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: and there were a few guys that made the major
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: leagues out of tryout camps.
• 27:19
  Speaker 7: Give average people the chance to you know, show up
• 27:22
  Speaker 7: and show out.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Yep, yep, yep. No, they don't think they really do
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: that much anymore. Now it's all corporate and it's more
• 27:29
  Speaker 2: like mom.
• 27:30
  Speaker 1: And pop days.
• 27:31
  Speaker 2: Back in the the olden days, the mom and pop days,
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: they do stuff like that. Man, No, not so much.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: Let's go to the phones and eeny meenie miney mo.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Let's say hello to Big Daddy, who's in Memphis. Hello,
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: big Daddy, Welcome.
• 27:45
  Speaker 8: What's going on all my fans and all my consitions?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Daddy hot man?
• 27:50
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I'm hot mane. What why is the NFL trying
• 27:52
  Speaker 8: to put this Hall of Play game on the wins.
• 27:55
  Speaker 8: It's a lot of people starting and looking at it
• 27:56
  Speaker 8: being this, but they're gonna start putting games on Wednesday.
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: Well, first of all, the game's on Thursday. Today is Thursday.
• 28:03
  Speaker 8: You know today they said a game.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Oh you're sorry, I'm talking about the Hall of Fame
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: game is today? The actual Yeah, the first game of
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: the seasons on I believe it is on a Wednesday.
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: Because the reason they well they schedule the game in
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Australia and because of travel they had to play it,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: they had to move the schedule around. That's why it's
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: on a Wednesday.
• 28:28
  Speaker 8: They get a good turnout. Man, I ain't really saying
• 28:31
  Speaker 8: much on a Thursday, you know, Thanksgiving, That's that's ridiculous.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: So you are against Wednesday football, big daddy, you believe.
• 28:40
  Speaker 6: This, man?
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: And watching that's right?
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Oh, look at you.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Your big stud out there. You're celebrating.
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: You could.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: I don't know how long your hump day lasts, but
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: for most people it doesn't last that long.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: You can still watch the game.
• 28:58
  Speaker 8: Uh, just saying, you know, you know what, I ain't
• 29:01
  Speaker 8: got no game, man, I'm not doing love.
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: I got you, I got you.
• 29:10
  Speaker 8: Yeah that we're doing that, man, Yeah, I don't want
• 29:12
  Speaker 8: how legs get ready and doing this little thing school
• 29:15
  Speaker 8: back in bloody the breast and go somewhere just can
• 29:21
  Speaker 8: do everything.
• 29:22
  Speaker 2: I bet they are a little troublemaker.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: Shut that way. Glove, Yeah, anybody.
• 29:27
  Speaker 8: One time I found some underwear and some potatoes.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Somebody left there under like a pair of patties or
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: was a boxer shorts.
• 29:36
  Speaker 8: Or no, it was some ladies blue underwear.
• 29:39
  Speaker 3: Oh man, le potato.
• 29:41
  Speaker 8: That's why I wear gloves all the time, because I
• 29:43
  Speaker 8: was in the produce section. I don't like you know
• 29:45
  Speaker 8: that part on them?
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: The interesting uh little spice for the potatoes, I guess, wow, okay.
• 29:53
  Speaker 8: Uh yeah into.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Did you?
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: Did you throw the potatoes away?
• 29:58
  Speaker 8: Or did you say yes? I indeed ain't you don't?
• 30:08
  Speaker 1: All right, thank you, Big Daddy.
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: All right, go there he is, Big Daddy. Where he
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: goes only he knows.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to the man, the myth, the legend.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: The Dickster. Dick in Dayton up early today. Hello Dick
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: and Dayton. Welcome, my friend, Good morning, Ben.
• 30:25
  Speaker 1: How are you Dick?
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I'd be a brown, but
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: not a Cleveland Brown because you know, I don't really
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: have a quarterback.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: What's your what's your?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Let's get your analysis Dick and Dayton as a veteran
• 30:36
  Speaker 2: NFL observer, who gets the Dick and Dayton seal of
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: approval to be the Cleveland Browns starting quarterback, who gets
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: the coveted rubber stamp from Dick and Dayton.
• 30:53
  Speaker 3: I wouldn't want, uh, I want the Shounders to run
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: the brown the quarterback, all right?
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: So you just again send that out, Coop.
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: For those that don't know, this is the number one
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: Cleveland brown guy, Dick and Dayton. He has a direct
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: line to the Cleveland Browns postgame show. How long you've
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: been calling that Browns postgame show?
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: Let's see, we'll say about the postgame I used to
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: call down the TM and now with Jeff and Titus,
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: let's see, I've been calling them for about seven eight years.
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: I just wanted to tell you that I've had phone
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: trouble here for about five days. They had a real
• 31:39
  Speaker 3: bad storm over here and over here at Miamisburg, and
• 31:43
  Speaker 3: the phone lines are still off. They're trying to fix
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: my modem. But I got to my friend bought me
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: a cell phone, so I.
• 31:51
  Speaker 2: Was telling him, you know, oh good, okay, well, Grave,
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: we were worried about you when you don't call in.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: You got to check in with us every once in
• 31:58
  Speaker 2: a while so we know you're okay. Okay, you got
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: to check in and give us the okay. So we're
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: glad you're you're okay. So they had a big storm,
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: but you're you're a seasoned veteran of Ohio. You're used
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: to big storms, right, You guys get a lot of
• 32:08
  Speaker 2: storms there.
• 32:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, right, yeah, yeah.
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: I wanted to say something. Over the years, I know
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: they were talking about it up in Cleveland, but it's
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: been almost twenty seven years for if he died around
• 32:23
  Speaker 3: this time. He died of cancer. One of my favorite
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: Neb Chandler, Nev Chandler.
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: The great Nev Chandler, and I appreciate Handler. I appreciate Nev.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Because of you.
• 32:34
  Speaker 2: You've You've taught me about Nev Chandler and a legend.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: And he's the guy that came up with the line
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: they're serenading the team with a chorus and boo flat.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I miss Jimmy Donovan too. I used to call it
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: in the End Zone show every week with Tony Grosie
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: and but I think Andrew's doing a good job.
• 32:54
  Speaker 1: Well that's my guy.
• 32:55
  Speaker 2: Come on me and Me and Andrew yougo be He's
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: part of the Fox Sports Radio Alumni Association. And Andrews
• 33:00
  Speaker 2: Siliana the voice of the Cleveland Browns. And so that's
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: very exciting.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: All right, Well, thank you, Dick, Bye bye bye.
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: There it goes the great, the great Dick and Dayton
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: where he goes.
• 33:11
  Speaker 7: Only he needs to call more often.
• 33:13
  Speaker 2: We love the dixter. Give me a little taste of that,
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: Dick Ai. What a treat it was though he absolutely
• 33:20
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• 33:22
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• 33:24
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• 33:28
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• 33:29
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• 33:32
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• 33:36
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• 33:42
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• 33:45
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• 33:46
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• 33:47
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• 33:51
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• 34:00
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  Speaker 2: don't know how old two percent chances.
• 36:37
  Speaker 1: I don't think he's that. I think he's younger than me. Yeah,
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: he's an old soul, right, it really is. I love
• 36:43
  Speaker 1: that about you.
• 36:44
  Speaker 2: Two percent chance. You're you live this in this antiquated bubble,
• 36:48
  Speaker 2: which I love.
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: Well.
• 36:49
  Speaker 2: My favorite breakfast food is I always go with the
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: corn beef hash. I know that's an acquired taste, but
• 36:55
  Speaker 2: I love it and that's my go to. Most people
• 36:58
  Speaker 2: go like bacon or something like sausage. Love. I love
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: cornby Pash. Good Corn by Pash is one of the
• 37:03
  Speaker 2: great meals in the world. What about you?
• 37:05
  Speaker 7: The ring up, I'll bathe in a pack of bacon,
• 37:07
  Speaker 7: hands down bacon.
• 37:09
  Speaker 1: People probably pay for that coop.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: What about you?
• 37:13
  Speaker 6: That's actually a really good answer. Ben, that's a it's
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: a it's a different you know, it's not something that's normal.
• 37:19
  Speaker 6: It stands out. It's and I do love cornby Pash,
• 37:23
  Speaker 6: but it's how can you not say bacon. It's just
• 37:26
  Speaker 6: it's you know, I like Canadian bacon too, but.
• 37:28
  Speaker 7: You yeah, I'm like eggs Benedict, Yeah, yes, yeah, yeah.
• 37:33
  Speaker 6: But like bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bab Yeah, gotta go
• 37:37
  Speaker 6: bacon bacon.
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: I got you, all right?
• 37:38
  Speaker 1: What's next?
• 37:38
  Speaker 3: Year?
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: To ask?
• 37:39
  Speaker 5: Ben?
• 37:39
  Speaker 1: Your questions are answers.
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: JT.
• 37:41
  Speaker 6: The Wingman wants to know what is your Taco bell
• 37:45
  Speaker 6: sauce of choice? And he shows a picture of like
• 37:48
  Speaker 6: the mild hot fire Diablo. So, I mean, I don't
• 37:51
  Speaker 6: know if that's what he's answering, the taco sauce a choice,
• 37:54
  Speaker 6: asking if the taco sauce a choice.
• 37:56
  Speaker 2: I think he specifically wanted Taco Bell, I.
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: Believe, Yeah, yeah, the Taco bell talk.
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, So I would always go I think they
• 38:02
  Speaker 2: changed the names right some a while back, but I
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: the four that you listened, I would usually go fire.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: Every once in a while, dioblo, but yeah.
• 38:13
  Speaker 7: Lorena, I like the flavor of the mild.
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: That's might even bother coop.
• 38:19
  Speaker 6: I don't even use taco sauce in any of the
• 38:21
  Speaker 6: stuff I get from Taco bell ew I don't.
• 38:25
  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't get I don't get basic tacos.
• 38:31
  Speaker 6: I always get like a taco that has a special
• 38:34
  Speaker 6: sauce on there, Like their spicy ranch is the best
• 38:37
  Speaker 6: sauce that they have. Their new pepper Jack sauce that
• 38:39
  Speaker 6: they have right now is delicious. It doesn't need taco sauce.
• 38:43
  Speaker 6: I don't get regular tacos. That's that's the thing anyway,
• 38:46
  Speaker 6: You're just.
• 38:47
  Speaker 2: Like your gas. You need special fake Okay, what is
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: next to? What do we have?
• 38:54
  Speaker 6: The King Rory wants to know, I King Rory, would
• 38:58
  Speaker 6: you rather fly through the eye of a herd cane
• 39:00
  Speaker 6: or chase a tornado?
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: So you're flying through the hurricane?
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: Is the way? Ah, I feel like you would be
• 39:13
  Speaker 2: you can fly. I feel like you're safer flying through
• 39:16
  Speaker 2: a hurricane.
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: Am I right on that? Like if you get if
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: you were in the wrong spot and that tornado turns,
• 39:24
  Speaker 1: you're porked.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: It's over. So I'm gonna go flying through a hurricane?
• 39:29
  Speaker 2: What about you? Lorena?
• 39:30
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 39:31
  Speaker 7: These are both horrible, horrible scenarios. I do feel like
• 39:36
  Speaker 7: chasing a thing. I thought that might have been safer
• 39:38
  Speaker 7: because you could be a distance away, you know what
• 39:40
  Speaker 7: I'm saying. So I'm gonna go.
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: Torona, Okay, cool.
• 39:46
  Speaker 6: I think I'm also gonna go Tornado, just because I've
• 39:50
  Speaker 6: always just been fascinated by tornadoes and like storm chasers,
• 39:54
  Speaker 6: and I think that'd be cool.
• 39:56
  Speaker 4: Terrifying, but cool.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: You can move to Wichita if you want.
• 40:01
  Speaker 1: What's next? Just ask Ben your questions, all right, answers.
• 40:04
  Speaker 6: I've never heard this phrase before, but I picked up
• 40:06
  Speaker 6: on the contact clues. Alf the alien Pineer wants to
• 40:08
  Speaker 6: know when visiting a friend's house, are you a chew
• 40:11
  Speaker 6: and screw person? Or do you overstay? I've never heard
• 40:15
  Speaker 6: that phrase before. Don't know what that means, but I
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: imagine it means.
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: All right, I'm here, go quick. I want to get
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: out of there as quickly as possible. Say yeah, I
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: don't know what that means. Well look it up. Well,
• 40:32
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• 40:34
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