Latest / The Flash Drive with Carl Wastie / The Flash Drive Full Show: The One With The Baby And The Wet Flings
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Weekdays, 3 to 7 p.m., The Flash Drive with Carl
- 0:05Speaker 1: Wastey on KFM 94.5.
- 0:07Speaker 2: Oh, here we go. Another week, and it's a shorter
- 0:10Speaker 2: week with short people. Welcome to The Flash Drive on
- 0:13Speaker 2: KFM 94.5. My name is Carl Wastey, standing at 1.55.
- 0:18Speaker 3: Cassidy?
- 0:19Speaker 4: I'm also 1.55.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Here we go.
- 0:21Speaker 2: High five for a 1.55. bite-sized and ready to go,
- 0:25Speaker 2: ready to make an impact on your week to ensure
- 0:28Speaker 2: that you're thoroughly entertained and there's excitement. We're giving away
- 0:31Speaker 2: more dishwashers this week, more cashbacks, more Woolies vouchers, more
- 0:37Speaker 2: than anyone else because you deserve the world. And we
- 0:39Speaker 2: want to give it to you in one show for
- 0:41Speaker 2: four hours every day, 3 to 7 p.m. on KFM 94.5.
- 0:47Speaker 3: Thank you. That's all I wanted to say. Next thing,
- 0:50Speaker 3: highlight of your day.
- 0:51Speaker 4: Oh, coming to work and seeing you guys. It's always
- 0:54Speaker 4: my favorite part of the day.
- 0:55Speaker 3: I won't accept. I'm no longer accepting that.
- 0:58Speaker 4: Okay, fine. I bought 10 books this weekend.
- 1:01Speaker 3: There we go.
- 1:02Speaker 4: I bought 10 books. And I said to the person
- 1:05Speaker 4: at the counter, I said, I'm spending my life savings
- 1:08Speaker 4: on books. And that actually made me smile.
- 1:11Speaker 3: This is fantastic.
- 1:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:12Speaker 3: I am so happy. Out of the book haul, and
- 1:14Speaker 3: I mean H-A-U-L, right?
- 1:16Speaker 5: Yes.
- 1:16Speaker 3: Which is the fave?
- 1:18Speaker 4: Oh, okay. So I'm currently reading the... Hold on, hold on.
- 1:22Speaker 3: Go get it, Salon. Don't worry. I'll wait. It's fine.
- 1:24Speaker 3: Your book is important to us. Please hold.
- 1:26Speaker 4: I'm currently reading The Curious Incident of the Dog in
- 1:28Speaker 4: the Nighttime.
- 1:30Speaker 3: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime.
- 1:32Speaker 4: Yes.
- 1:32Speaker 3: Who's the author?
- 1:34Speaker 4: The author is a gentleman by the name of.
- 1:37Speaker 3: Oh, gosh.
- 1:38Speaker 4: Now I can't find it.
- 1:40Speaker 3: Turn it toward me. Thank you. Mark Haddon. It's right
- 1:44Speaker 3: on the top. Mark Haddon. Thank you. Thank you so much.
- 1:45Speaker 3: You're welcome.
- 1:46Speaker 4: I don't have my glasses on.
- 1:47Speaker 6: It's fine.
- 1:48Speaker 4: But yes, that is the highlight of my weekend of
- 1:51Speaker 4: the day. I'm getting really into books again.
- 1:54Speaker 3: That's good. I mean, you bought 10 books. Yes. Yeah,
- 1:57Speaker 3: this is good.
- 1:58Speaker 4: And that thing of like the 100 books to read
- 2:00Speaker 4: before you die. And so what I did was... I
- 2:04Speaker 4: really craved something that made me feel like, oh, story.
- 2:08Speaker 4: Do you know what I mean? And I don't know
- 2:09Speaker 4: when last you watched a series or you read a
- 2:12Speaker 4: book and you were like, oh my goodness, I don't
- 2:14Speaker 4: want the story to end.
- 2:16Speaker 3: The Gentleman, season two.
- 2:17Speaker 4: Okay. Well, that's what I was looking for in like
- 2:21Speaker 4: a book format.
- 2:22Speaker 3: No liquor. That's the idea.
- 2:24Speaker 2: I'm very happy that you had a wonderful 10-book weekend,
- 2:27Speaker 2: of course. And please, just keep us up to date.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Because this is going to turn into Cassidy's Book Club
- 2:31Speaker 2: very soon. I'm actually looking for a book club.
- 2:34Speaker 3: Why not? Let's do this thing. It's great.
- 2:37Speaker 2: Sure.
- 2:37Speaker 3: I didn't get a chance to lift the book this weekend.
- 2:39Speaker 2: I was just watching my son play football and that
- 2:42Speaker 2: filled me with joy.
- 2:42Speaker 3: That's it.
- 2:44Speaker 2: It's the end of the season now. Now he's thinking like,
- 2:47Speaker 2: what do I do next? Because at his school, they
- 2:48Speaker 2: don't have traditional sports. So he has to do everything
- 2:51Speaker 2: outside of the school.
- 2:52Speaker 4: Right.
- 2:53Speaker 2: So now we're kind of thinking about what is he
- 2:54Speaker 2: going to do? Now in his head, he's like, Joe.
- 2:57Speaker 2: And I'm like, I like something more competitive and interactive
- 3:01Speaker 2: than you can meet some people and that sort of thing.
- 3:03Speaker 2: So we have been talking and we might be paddle
- 3:06Speaker 2: players by next year.
- 3:09Speaker 4: I'm going to lose you.
- 3:10Speaker 3: No, no, no. I'm going to lose money. I'm going
- 3:13Speaker 3: to lose you to paddle. I'm going to lose money. So, yeah.
- 3:17Speaker 3: So I think we might be a cool duo. You
- 3:19Speaker 3: know what I mean?
- 3:20Speaker 4: Okay.
- 3:21Speaker 3: Generational. Quite literally. 16 and 40. playing paddle together. Come on.
- 3:26Speaker 4: Oh, yeah.
- 3:27Speaker 3: Yeah, that might happen.
- 3:28Speaker 2: But yeah, it's been a lovely weekend. If it hasn't
- 3:31Speaker 2: for you, then I'm glad you're here because we're trying
- 3:33Speaker 2: to turn that around in a flash on KFM 94.5.
- 3:38Speaker 2: And if you need some inspiration, psychology is coming up.
- 3:40Speaker 2: But here's a little precursor to that.
- 3:43Speaker 3: David Guetta and C.S. Titanium.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Don't you forget this song because the weekend may have
- 3:47Speaker 2: tried to shoot you down, but you are really stronger
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- 3:59Speaker 3: It is my thing.
- 4:00Speaker 2: I like to add a little bit to the end
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- 4:04Speaker 2: That's who I am. And it's a fresh week. And
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- 6:45Speaker 3: Nicole Taylor, welcome to the Flash Drive.
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- 11:18Speaker 8: I love you still. Oh, I love you still. love
- 11:23Speaker 8: you still.
- 11:24Speaker 2: It's dj kent dominic neil love you still it's monday
- 11:26Speaker 2: which means we have to cleanse now what is cleansing
- 11:29Speaker 2: you do that for your pores but do you do
- 11:31Speaker 2: that for your mind we have a session of we
- 11:33Speaker 2: listen and we don't judge and what we need from
- 11:36Speaker 2: you is for you to just let it out i
- 11:38Speaker 2: know you've been harboring a certain opinion about something there
- 11:40Speaker 2: may be even a confession that you've been holding and
- 11:42Speaker 2: you it festers when you hold on to it it
- 11:45Speaker 2: festers badly and i don't want it to fester I
- 11:48Speaker 2: want you to be at your best this week. It's
- 11:50Speaker 2: a shorter week. You deserve to enjoy yourself. So release
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- 11:55Speaker 2: better South Africa.
- 11:56Speaker 3: Thank you. I'm loving this. Are you inspired?
- 12:04Speaker 4: I have so much I need to get off my chest.
- 12:06Speaker 4: I'm like, which.
- 12:08Speaker 2: One?
- 12:08Speaker 3: There's a few. But I mean, remember, we focus on
- 12:10Speaker 3: you getting 10 books this weekend.
- 12:12Speaker 2: Yes.
- 12:12Speaker 3: You're just, you're a very literate individual.
- 12:15Speaker 4: Yes.
- 12:15Speaker 3: You are diving into these books and absorbing. That's important.
- 12:19Speaker 2: But then I know in the back end, there is
- 12:21Speaker 2: something that's holding you back from reading all of them.
- 12:24Speaker 3: Totally.
- 12:24Speaker 2: It's something that you've been holding and harboring about the world,
- 12:26Speaker 2: about something that you've seen. something that people do. And
- 12:29Speaker 2: that's what I need from you today. This is a
- 12:32Speaker 2: little listen to what we did the last time we
- 12:34Speaker 2: had a moment to just release and enjoy ourselves as
- 12:39Speaker 2: a community, as a people.
- 12:43Speaker 3: That's a show. Listen. And we don't judge. That's it.
- 12:47Speaker 2: First up, I want to start off on the floor
- 12:49Speaker 2: before we get to ours. This one came through.
- 12:51Speaker 3: Take a listen.
- 12:52Speaker 9: Hi, Carl.
- 12:53Speaker 4: Hi, Cassidy.
- 12:54Speaker 3: Just a quick question.
- 12:55Speaker 7: Am I being selfish? When somebody asks you, do you
- 12:59Speaker 7: want a chippy? And they put their packet in front
- 13:01Speaker 7: of you. What must I do with one chippy? Can
- 13:03Speaker 7: you give me a packet on my own? It's the
- 13:04Speaker 7: same like asking you, like, you've got peanuts and raisins.
- 13:06Speaker 4: Would you like a peanut? What must I do with
- 13:09Speaker 4: one peanut?
- 13:09Speaker 8: Please, please.
- 13:10Speaker 4: Is it a teaser?
- 13:12Speaker 3: Sometimes we just stumble on such profound topics, man. Another
- 13:15Speaker 3: one that came through, this is on the back of
- 13:17Speaker 3: just last week when Pietro said, why do people look
- 13:19Speaker 3: for emergency help by a Facebook post as opposed to
- 13:22Speaker 3: actually using Google and finding the emergency numbers required?
- 13:24Speaker 4: Hey, Cole, Cassidy.
- 13:26Speaker 10: Somebody posted on one of those medical naturopathic things on
- 13:31Speaker 10: Facebook that their one foot was.
- 13:33Speaker 3: Going completely black.
- 13:35Speaker 7: They wanted to know what ointment or what natural remedies
- 13:39Speaker 7: people would consider telling them to use.
- 13:42Speaker 2: Aside from that, I wish that Facebook allowed you to
- 13:44Speaker 2: comment in songs, because I'd totally post this. But as
- 13:52Speaker 2: long as they got the medical attention that they need first, then.
- 13:54Speaker 3: I would do that afterwards.
- 13:57Speaker 2: If you have anything, the WhatsApp line is always open,
- 14:01Speaker 2: and so are our ears, and more importantly.
- 14:04Speaker 3: Our minds. We listen and we don't judge is on
- 14:07Speaker 3: the way. Do you have anything to report on the
- 14:09Speaker 3: roads before we get?
- 14:17Speaker 2: I wanted to play adults to greet you properly. So
- 14:20Speaker 2: glad you received it. Thank you so much. This is
- 14:22Speaker 2: your show. The flash drive in KF 94.5. I am
- 14:26Speaker 2: Carl alongside me. Producer Beatrice is sitting there. Cassidy Jade Nicholson,
- 14:31Speaker 2: what we're here for is to listen to you without
- 14:33Speaker 2: any judgment. In fact, this is titled, We Listen and
- 14:38Speaker 2: We Don't Judge.
- 14:39Speaker 3: Never, ever. Not even when you send stuff like this.
- 14:41Speaker 4: Hi, guys. So we listen and we don't judge. But why?
- 14:50Speaker 7: I know it is a fever season, but can people
- 14:54Speaker 7: please stop snorting everywhere all the time?
- 15:00Speaker 3: All day.
- 15:01Speaker 2: I've been asking this of Cape Town for a very
- 15:03Speaker 2: long time. Also for the hay fever. So here's the thing.
- 15:08Speaker 3: Cassidy. Cassidy. Hello. You heard that, right? Yeah. Please. Thank you.
- 15:17Speaker 4: Hey, don't look at me. Look at the air con.
- 15:21Speaker 5: Hmm.
- 15:22Speaker 3: Actually.
- 15:22Speaker 2: It's the air con. The air con above us. That
- 15:25Speaker 2: has caused a lot of irritation.
- 15:26Speaker 4: But that's what I'm saying.
- 15:27Speaker 3: I know for a fact.
- 15:27Speaker 4: Because you even walk in here, you're fine.
- 15:30Speaker 9: Yes.
- 15:30Speaker 4: The moment you walk in here, it's just sneezing, sniffing.
- 15:35Speaker 3: But, yeah, but I've... That thing that you... I mean,
- 15:39Speaker 3: I know it's off-air and you try and keep it controlled,
- 15:41Speaker 3: but sometimes I can hear it on-air.
- 15:43Speaker 8: Well, I'm doing my best.
- 15:44Speaker 3: I know, but just... I'm literally just a girl. Have
- 15:47Speaker 3: you thought of a nose job at all? Whoa. Just
- 15:49Speaker 3: a little bit.
- 15:50Speaker 4: Whoa.
- 15:50Speaker 3: Just to open the nostril on each side a little bit.
- 15:52Speaker 3: Just in case it's asphyxiating.
- 15:55Speaker 10: They fixed the septum.
- 15:57Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 15:57Speaker 4: I had it done. Is it 2v1 right now?
- 15:59Speaker 3: No, no.
- 15:59Speaker 2: I also have a skew septum as well, but I
- 16:02Speaker 2: try to keep my snorted bay.
- 16:05Speaker 3: Anyway.
- 16:05Speaker 4: I'm feeling very attacked.
- 16:06Speaker 3: Are you? Yes.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Yes.
- 16:08Speaker 10: I mean, we're not saying that I can hear it
- 16:10Speaker 10: in the producer booth, which is behind a closed door
- 16:12Speaker 10: and soundproof glass.
- 16:15Speaker 3: I didn't do that. Cassidy, I didn't do that.
- 16:17Speaker 4: You guys, you're doing a lot, hey?
- 16:19Speaker 3: You know what you should do?
- 16:19Speaker 4: You're doing a lot.
- 16:20Speaker 3: You know what you should tell both of us?
- 16:22Speaker 2: Hey.
- 16:23Speaker 3: Hey. That way it's hay fever season. You know what
- 16:26Speaker 3: I'm saying? Then you can have a rebuttal.
- 16:28Speaker 6: Hey.
- 16:29Speaker 3: That'll be a good idea. Anyway, thank you very much
- 16:32Speaker 3: for that. We appreciate it.
- 16:33Speaker 2: A lot of people are struggling with the pollen count.
- 16:35Speaker 2: You know there's like a website where you can check
- 16:37Speaker 2: the pollen count? Come, I'll tell you what the pollen
- 16:39Speaker 2: count is.
- 16:39Speaker 4: No, are people doing this on purpose?
- 16:41Speaker 3: Pollen count.
- 16:42Speaker 4: This is what people are doing instead of their jobs. Yeah.
- 16:46Speaker 2: I just want to see what the pollen count is.
- 16:48Speaker 2: It's moderate to low at the moment. So, this is
- 16:53Speaker 2: a good one.
- 16:53Speaker 4: Yes.
- 16:55Speaker 2: Now that we're done with the hay fever, all right.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Because I think a lot of brands, this is the
- 17:00Speaker 2: time to step up. You know, the Otraven and all
- 17:03Speaker 2: of those brands. Like, this is where you pounce.
- 17:05Speaker 3: So, go for it. There's another one that came through.
- 17:07Speaker 3: I want you to take a listen to this.
- 17:09Speaker 6: Call.
- 17:09Speaker 8: We listen and we don't judge.
- 17:11Speaker 3: Never.
- 17:12Speaker 8: What's up with parents.
- 17:15Speaker 9: At a barbecue, at a braai, when there's sweets and
- 17:21Speaker 9: treats laid out for the adults and the children come.
- 17:27Speaker 8: And they take something out.
- 17:30Speaker 9: They lick it and don't like it and they put
- 17:33Speaker 9: it back in the bowl and the parent says nothing.
- 17:37Speaker 8: That's the time I say thank you, but no thank you.
- 17:43Speaker 4: I've said it before and I'll say it again. You
- 17:46Speaker 4: can't eat at everybody's house.
- 17:47Speaker 3: You can't.
- 17:57Speaker 2: I've seen it happen. It's usually when a child goes
- 18:02Speaker 2: for something that looks good. They discover that maybe it's
- 18:05Speaker 2: got like coconut on it or like it's a lamington.
- 18:07Speaker 3: And they go for it. They have a nibble. They're like.
- 18:12Speaker 3: And then they, you know, they put it back.
- 18:14Speaker 4: It happens every time with those flipping, those darn musk sweets.
- 18:20Speaker 3: Yeah. Or the pink cashews. You know, those ones. Exactly. Yeah.
- 18:23Speaker 3: It's got like a muskiness to it.
- 18:26Speaker 4: I know.
- 18:27Speaker 2: It's like almost like a perfumey, old spicy flavor. And
- 18:29Speaker 2: then they.
- 18:31Speaker 3: You know, that sort of thing, right? He's like, oh, goodness.
- 18:35Speaker 3: And then they put it back on the table there.
- 18:37Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 18:38Speaker 4: Not even in the bowl, they'll just put it there.
- 18:41Speaker 2: But they sometimes put it back in the bowl. They
- 18:46Speaker 2: put that stuff back in the bowl there and then
- 18:48Speaker 2: you go grab it and you're like, wow, this must
- 18:50Speaker 2: be the softest item I've ever had.
- 18:53Speaker 3: It's even still moist. This is great.
- 18:55Speaker 4: Speaking of moist, do you know one time my sister
- 18:59Speaker 4: opened a packet of chips at my house and took
- 19:01Speaker 4: out every chip and like sucked all the flavor off
- 19:05Speaker 4: the chips and then put the chips back She even
- 19:08Speaker 4: had the audacity to roll it down again. Like me,
- 19:12Speaker 4: I was never here. And then I took one of
- 19:14Speaker 4: those chips.
- 19:18Speaker 2: It had time to dry though. So it just must
- 19:20Speaker 2: have been either potato or corn.
- 19:22Speaker 4: It was literally just like a slap Doritos.
- 19:24Speaker 2: Well, now that we're on there and we're doing a
- 19:29Speaker 2: little bit of confession time. So at an outside broadcast once.
- 19:34Speaker 8: What?
- 19:34Speaker 3: A lovely couple approached me and they had a baba
- 19:38Speaker 3: in the trolley.
- 19:39Speaker 2: And you can tell the baba was very young, you know,
- 19:41Speaker 2: like maybe two.
- 19:43Speaker 3: Yeah. All right? Yeah. And the baba was consuming flings.
- 19:48Speaker 3: All right.
- 19:48Speaker 4: They froth for a fling.
- 19:49Speaker 6: Yes.
- 19:49Speaker 4: Yes.
- 19:50Speaker 2: Know, because a fling lands up everywhere but their mouths.
- 19:53Speaker 2: It's like, basically, once I thought a child had a
- 19:56Speaker 2: glove on, a yellow glove, it was just flings. Anyway,
- 20:01Speaker 2: so the couple were so fascinated because this child took
- 20:04Speaker 2: such a big liking to me, like big eyes, and
- 20:07Speaker 2: it was just like looking at me.
- 20:08Speaker 3: And maybe it was my hair. I don't know. Yeah.
- 20:11Speaker 2: So in the excitement, I think the child just kind
- 20:14Speaker 2: of thought, let me share with uncle.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Put the fling in your mouth.
- 20:18Speaker 3: And put a.
- 20:19Speaker 2: Soft, almost pre-neutral textured item in my... And the entire
- 20:26Speaker 2: fist went into my mouth from the baba. And I
- 20:31Speaker 2: was there trying to be a good person, good uncle.
- 20:35Speaker 2: And I looked at the parents and the mom saw
- 20:38Speaker 2: it and went.
- 20:39Speaker 3: Oh my, what is shared with you?
- 20:40Speaker 4: No stop.
- 20:41Speaker 3: No stop.
- 20:42Speaker 2: And I'm there, you know, getting through this, but also
- 20:47Speaker 2: trying to keep a soft look on my face like
- 20:50Speaker 2: I'm enjoying it.
- 20:52Speaker 3: And the dad is very proud that the child shared.
- 20:54Speaker 3: That's what he's not doing. And then that's what happens.
- 20:56Speaker 2: So I've consumed one of those from another child's hand.
- 21:01Speaker 3: I've had that. Yeah But I.
- 21:04Speaker 2: Just I will do I'll do what it takes At
- 21:07Speaker 2: an outside broadcast I just want to let you know
- 21:08Speaker 2: I've paid my dues Oh my god And I went
- 21:11Speaker 2: straight in there And it was just It was a
- 21:13Speaker 2: moment That I connected with somebody But I'm fine now
- 21:17Speaker 2: You know what the other thing is?
- 21:19Speaker 3: What's the other thing?
- 21:19Speaker 10: Because I've been to a lot of these Parties where
- 21:23Speaker 10: it's like You know the first birthday Or the second
- 21:25Speaker 10: Or whatever Yeah And then obviously There's a bunch of
- 21:28Speaker 10: parents With their babies Yeah And then, again, let's just
- 21:32Speaker 10: say baby's got flings basically everywhere. And then they go, oh,
- 21:37Speaker 10: what do you want? And then they literally take the
- 21:39Speaker 10: baby and they have the baby stick their hand in
- 21:43Speaker 10: the stuff that's there for the adults.
- 21:45Speaker 3: At the party. At the party.
- 21:47Speaker 10: And then all of a sudden the whispers ain't whispers anymore.
- 21:52Speaker 1: It's.
- 21:53Speaker 6: Contaminated Yeah And you know The thing is Those parents
- 21:56Speaker 6: also They like to put the child Over all the
- 21:58Speaker 6: treats Yes And the child has Like a green mustache
- 22:02Speaker 6: From Oh yes From a little sneeze.
- 22:04Speaker 3: It had earlier You know From a fever And.
- 22:07Speaker 2: You're like Yo why is this whisper So salty.
- 22:09Speaker 3: Man This whisper then Tastes so It's like a savoury
- 22:14Speaker 3: whisper I.
- 22:16Speaker 4: Don't know what When that happens to me One day
- 22:18Speaker 4: I'm gonna lose it I'm gonna lose it What do
- 22:21Speaker 4: you do Nothing. You just eat the fling in your
- 22:26Speaker 4: mouth now.
- 22:26Speaker 2: I ate the fling. You eat the fling, girl. You
- 22:29Speaker 2: do what you need to do. It's for the children.
- 22:31Speaker 10: Knowing Carl, he still smiled for a picture as well.
- 22:34Speaker 3: Of course I did.
- 22:34Speaker 4: You know what? He probably whipped out this line, this banger. Ta.
- 22:39Speaker 8: Ta.
- 22:41Speaker 3: Actually, I said thank you.
- 22:44Speaker 2: I do believe that a baba getting their talking going.
- 22:48Speaker 3: Like, I want to say the full word. I don't
- 22:49Speaker 3: want to go ta.
- 22:50Speaker 7: Ta.
- 22:51Speaker 3: Give to Tara.
- 22:52Speaker 9: Ta.
- 22:54Speaker 2: I like to just chat to the child like, you know,
- 22:57Speaker 2: I would chat to anybody.
- 22:58Speaker 3: So I just went, thank you. And then the child
- 23:02Speaker 3: mumbled something. I don't know what it was. Just anyway.
- 23:05Speaker 2: I think it was saying something about their nappy. But yeah,
- 23:09Speaker 2: I do what it takes. That's what I'm letting you know.
- 23:11Speaker 2: I'm willing to go where no presenter goes.
- 23:14Speaker 4: Has gone before.
- 23:15Speaker 2: And I've had a fling from the hand of a child.
- 23:18Speaker 2: Because it's shared and I want to focus on the
- 23:19Speaker 2: fact that there was a sharing moment. And that's what
- 23:21Speaker 2: I focus on. We get to reframe our reality.
- 23:25Speaker 4: The only thing worse than that is a nugget with
- 23:28Speaker 4: no nuggets on it anymore. You know, they eat the
- 23:31Speaker 4: nugget over the nugget.
- 23:32Speaker 3: Give you the....
- 23:36Speaker 2: Or a kiss, especially when that green moustache is coming
- 23:39Speaker 2: down there.
- 23:39Speaker 4: It's a bubble.
- 23:40Speaker 3: Give uncle a kiss. There, quickly. Yeah, give uncle a kiss. Yes.
- 23:49Speaker 3: Are you so cute?
- 23:50Speaker 2: Yes.
- 23:50Speaker 4: Yep.
- 23:52Speaker 2: Anyway, thank you very much. This has been really great.
- 23:55Speaker 2: We've covered some good ground here today. We couldn't even
- 23:58Speaker 2: share ours today. In fact, if there's time, you will.
- 24:00Speaker 2: But Cece Peniston wants to sing first. If you have
- 24:02Speaker 2: anything more to add, please feel free. And remember, no
- 24:05Speaker 2: matter what you've heard.
- 24:06Speaker 3: Today, we listen.
- 24:09Speaker 4: And we don't judge.
- 24:11Speaker 2: Cece Peniston, we got a love song, baby. The Flash
- 24:16Speaker 2: Drive is with you till 7 o'clock. I'm Carl, this
- 24:18Speaker 2: is Cassidy, Pietras, listening to you, not judging you. Thank
- 24:21Speaker 2: you for your responses on our topics around. There was
- 24:25Speaker 2: a lovely message in about why parents allow their kids
- 24:28Speaker 2: to just taste all the snacks on that big trestle
- 24:31Speaker 2: table and then they just kind of let the kids
- 24:33Speaker 2: have a lick of it and drop it back in
- 24:35Speaker 2: and then you get your hand in there and you
- 24:37Speaker 2: have a very, very different scenario. Wow, this is crazy.
- 24:42Speaker 2: In fact, the response to that was, Cole, I've got
- 24:44Speaker 2: two kids.
- 24:45Speaker 3: And honestly, that story just gave me the heebie-jeebies.
- 24:50Speaker 8: I'm not judging there, but I'm going to get a
- 24:52Speaker 8: cut now. You must stop now.
- 24:57Speaker 4: No, man, Cole.
- 25:00Speaker 9: Really, that green moustache and the salty whispers was now
- 25:05Speaker 9: a bit too.
- 25:06Speaker 3: Much for me.
- 25:08Speaker 2: Look here, Lisa, this is my experience. I just want
- 25:10Speaker 2: to let you know, all right? I'm going to share
- 25:12Speaker 2: my truth. That's all I can do.
- 25:15Speaker 8: Guys, can you please stop talking about this?
- 25:17Speaker 3: My husband is about to vomit and he's driving us home.
- 25:20Speaker 3: I completely, I understand. I'm sorry.
- 25:22Speaker 2: I'm just sharing my truth, okay? Uncensored, unfiltered, hopefully not judged.
- 25:26Speaker 2: That's all I can.
- 25:27Speaker 4: We're holding space for you.
- 25:28Speaker 3: Thank you very much.
- 25:28Speaker 2: I appreciate you. Holding space. Can we just, we didn't
- 25:31Speaker 2: even do one of ours. We never get a chance
- 25:33Speaker 2: to share our own because you always take up the slots,
- 25:36Speaker 2: which is fine because this is your show.
- 25:37Speaker 3: But can you just share?
- 25:39Speaker 4: Of course.
- 25:39Speaker 3: Because I've always got something to say. Please, please go
- 25:42Speaker 3: for it. What is that?
- 25:43Speaker 4: Listen, you cannot convince me that you aren't trying to
- 25:45Speaker 4: start a fight if you park your trolley in the
- 25:48Speaker 4: middle of the aisle.
- 25:50Speaker 3: Did you go shopping this weekend? Is that what your
- 25:52Speaker 3: experience was?
- 25:52Speaker 1: I did.
- 25:53Speaker 4: I did. And I am a polite driver of said trolley.
- 25:57Speaker 4: I will pull it over to the side. If you
- 25:59Speaker 4: want to look at what's going on with the mustard
- 26:01Speaker 4: and all of that stuff, I'll move over. But how
- 26:04Speaker 4: are you going to park your trolley in the middle?
- 26:07Speaker 4: And then you're going to just go and faff about,
- 26:09Speaker 4: mill about.
- 26:11Speaker 3: Was there a child in the trolley offering you a fling? No.
- 26:13Speaker 3: I need to ask for a friend. No.
- 26:15Speaker 4: There wasn't a child because then I'd cause a scene.
- 26:18Speaker 4: But if I see a loose trolley in the middle.
- 26:22Speaker 3: Of the aisle, I'll kick it. Wow.
- 26:26Speaker 4: I'm sorry. It's in the way. Now we're going to
- 26:28Speaker 4: cause a traffic jam. It's a hate crime.
- 26:30Speaker 3: Can we also talk about people who park their trolleys
- 26:32Speaker 3: in the parking bays? Can we also do that? Put
- 26:36Speaker 3: the trolley back.
- 26:36Speaker 2: You know when you have an opportunity to go park
- 26:39Speaker 2: and you're thinking, oh, this is a good spot.
- 26:41Speaker 3: Let's go for it.
- 26:42Speaker 2: And only to find that there's an individual who parked
- 26:46Speaker 2: the trolley in the parking bay right alongside there and
- 26:49Speaker 2: they just left it there.
- 26:50Speaker 3: I agree with you. That person deserves a soppy fling.
- 26:53Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying.
- 26:54Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what you.
- 26:55Speaker 4: Should be getting. Find the child who had the penutro fling.
- 26:57Speaker 3: That's it.
- 26:58Speaker 4: Bring them back. Yep.
- 26:59Speaker 2: Let's not bring that back because apparently people have decided
- 27:02Speaker 2: not to eat dinner this evening as a result of it.
- 27:04Speaker 4: Right, right, right.
- 27:04Speaker 3: By the way, you're welcome. Summer's coming. Did you have anything, Pietro,
- 27:08Speaker 3: while we're here?
- 27:10Speaker 10: I think I've done this before, but it happened this
- 27:12Speaker 10: weekend again.
- 27:12Speaker 3: That's fine.
- 27:13Speaker 10: And I want to bring this up again.
- 27:14Speaker 3: Get it off your chest.
- 27:15Speaker 10: Stop asking for a discount, okay? Your boss doesn't come
- 27:20Speaker 10: to you and go, hey, will you take a discount
- 27:22Speaker 10: on your paycheck at the end of the month?
- 27:25Speaker 3: No.
- 27:25Speaker 10: Stop asking for discounts. Pay the full price.
- 27:29Speaker 4: Who are we asking for? discounts from?
- 27:32Speaker 10: This was at a venue and someone was like, can't
- 27:36Speaker 10: you offer me a bit of a discount? And I'm like,
- 27:39Speaker 10: this person is here trying to make a living and
- 27:41Speaker 10: now you are coming and saying you want a discount?
- 27:46Speaker 2: Yeah, there are some places where you should be asking
- 27:48Speaker 2: for discounts, but not in those scenarios.
- 27:51Speaker 10: Yeah, like when it comes to someone's livelihood, stop. Your
- 27:55Speaker 10: boss isn't coming to you and going, hey Carl, so
- 27:58Speaker 10: end of the month, can I Can you give me
- 28:00Speaker 10: a discount on your salary?
- 28:02Speaker 3: You'll imagine that.
- 28:04Speaker 8: Damn.
- 28:05Speaker 3: I have nothing left. Nothing but a... Yeah. Sloppy thing.
- 28:11Speaker 2: Yeah, the discount thing is very important. I think there
- 28:14Speaker 2: are places where you can ask for a discount. There
- 28:15Speaker 2: are some scenarios.
- 28:16Speaker 1: Yes.
- 28:17Speaker 3: Like when you're buying a home. Yes. Ask for a
- 28:21Speaker 3: discount there.
- 28:22Speaker 2: Yes.
- 28:23Speaker 3: And then SARS.
- 28:25Speaker 1: Yes.
- 28:25Speaker 4: Yes.
- 28:26Speaker 3: Yes. Definitely.
- 28:27Speaker 10: Ask SARS for a bit of a discount. If it's
- 28:30Speaker 10: someone's livelihood.
- 28:31Speaker 4: If it's a small business, don't ask for a discount.
- 28:34Speaker 4: Come on. Be so serious. It's a t-shirt company.
- 28:37Speaker 1: Yes.
- 28:38Speaker 2: Buy the t-shirt, dude. Support them properly. I know that's
- 28:42Speaker 2: very important. Even if you are to post the story,
- 28:45Speaker 2: share your experience, but pay the full price first to
- 28:48Speaker 2: get the product. That will be the best idea. Thank
- 28:49Speaker 2: you for sharing your wonderful, amazing story. And now, here's
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- 29:05Speaker 3: T's and C's apply.
- 29:14Speaker 2: It is Will Lindley. This one's called Blame on your show,
- 29:17Speaker 2: The Flash Drive. This is KFM 94.5. Do you want
- 29:19Speaker 2: to win a 5,000 Rand Dome glamping experience? I heard
- 29:23Speaker 2: you say yes, Lekker. That's what I'm looking for. People
- 29:25Speaker 2: who are keen to be a part of it. So far,
- 29:28Speaker 2: there were guesses to our single word clues like Egypt
- 29:31Speaker 2: and idol and wool and machine and September and skipper
- 29:33Speaker 2: and nose ring and hurricane and arts and crafts and
- 29:36Speaker 2: grease and dig and wood. All of those things were incorrect,
- 29:39Speaker 2: but I want to give you another chance to guess
- 29:41Speaker 2: this and hopefully win my prize today the person who
- 29:45Speaker 2: has stepped up is bold brave and ready to go
- 29:47Speaker 2: hopefully nadira hello hi hey all right so you have
- 29:53Speaker 2: locked in all these words and you know it now
- 29:56Speaker 2: right can you please win this prize can you.
- 29:59Speaker 3: Oh yeah geez I don't know. I've only heard two,
- 30:01Speaker 3: but let's go. It's fine, okay?
- 30:03Speaker 2: Because maybe that's enough to bring something about that you
- 30:05Speaker 2: are ready for.
- 30:06Speaker 3: That's all I'm looking for. Okay.
- 30:08Speaker 2: Okay.
- 30:10Speaker 3: Let's do this. Focus up. Deep breaths on your side.
- 30:13Speaker 2: I do, as per tradition, need to give you an
- 30:16Speaker 2: introduction just to make sure you are emotionally, mentally, and
- 30:19Speaker 2: psychologically ready.
- 30:20Speaker 3: Answer the question.
- 30:22Speaker 4: The right gift box. You're asking me nonsense?
- 30:26Speaker 7: Tell me again.
- 30:27Speaker 3: Perfect. All right. Nadira, this is how we do it.
- 30:34Speaker 4: Gets us every time.
- 30:35Speaker 3: I love that boy. That boy, yeah. Honestly, I want
- 30:38Speaker 3: to invite him in the studio just to relax. All right,
- 30:42Speaker 3: so here we go. It gets us every day.
- 30:46Speaker 2: It's just great. It keeps on giving. That's the gift
- 30:48Speaker 2: it is. Two single word clues. I need to guess
- 30:51Speaker 2: after each. Cassidious Maximus. Hello, can I just interject here?
- 30:57Speaker 2: Thanks for clicking on the podcast and supporting the flash drive.
- 31:00Speaker 2: You can't get the concept words here. You're going to
- 31:02Speaker 2: have to listen to them live a little later. I
- 31:05Speaker 2: still love you though.
- 31:06Speaker 3: Okay, good luck.
- 31:08Speaker 2: That might be perfect. Trevor Noah locking it in. Is
- 31:12Speaker 2: that right or wrong? The answer is.
- 31:22Speaker 3: It's incorrect. I'm so sorry. I thought you would know
- 31:26Speaker 3: the answer, but you didn't.
- 31:27Speaker 2: But you know what, Nadira, thank you very much for
- 31:29Speaker 2: being a part of the show and for supporting us.
- 31:30Speaker 2: Another two single word clues coming tomorrow. Can you figure
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- 31:44Speaker 2: More details, go to domeglamping.com. essay.co.za or dome glamping essay
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- 31:52Speaker 2: and win it tomorrow think.
- 31:54Speaker 7: You've got what it takes to be the next flash
- 31:56Speaker 7: word champ yeah prove it on the flash word powered
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- 32:24Speaker 2: T's and C's apply. Two brand-new competitors this week. Let's
- 32:28Speaker 2: meet them.
- 32:28Speaker 3: Hello, Ilana.
- 32:31Speaker 7: Good afternoon.
- 32:32Speaker 3: Good afternoon.
- 32:32Speaker 2: Welcome to the challenge. That is the flash word. Apparently,
- 32:36Speaker 2: you work for We Buy Cars.
- 32:39Speaker 3: I do, yes. Nice. Very nice. I'm the one in Brackenfell.
- 32:43Speaker 3: That's actually closer to my side of the world. I
- 32:45Speaker 3: must come visit you.
- 32:47Speaker 8: You should.
- 32:47Speaker 7: You always go to the one in Lansdowne.
- 32:49Speaker 3: I know, I know. But that's like the fresh one.
- 32:51Speaker 3: They want me to show love there. Don't worry. Speak
- 32:54Speaker 3: to the boss, man. We're going to come and say
- 32:55Speaker 3: hello to you in Brackenfell soon. I will do so.
- 32:58Speaker 3: When I was there, I called it We Buy Calls.
- 33:01Speaker 3: So they said it's fine. Oh, that's cool. It's coming
- 33:04Speaker 3: to you soon. But thank you very much for playing today.
- 33:07Speaker 3: Good luck. A dishwasher could be yours by the.
- 33:09Speaker 2: End of the week. Let's meet your opponent, a teacher
- 33:12Speaker 2: from Somerset West.
- 33:13Speaker 3: Hello, Nadia.
- 33:15Speaker 7: Hello, girl.
- 33:15Speaker 4: How are you?
- 33:16Speaker 3: Fantastic.
- 33:17Speaker 2: Ready to rumble today. How was school today? I mean,
- 33:20Speaker 2: we're wrapping up now, aren't we?
- 33:22Speaker 3: Yes.
- 33:23Speaker 8: We had a lovely day today. We were just playing
- 33:25Speaker 8: some games with the kids, just finishing up with the
- 33:27Speaker 8: report cards.
- 33:28Speaker 5: Getting ready for the holiday.
- 33:29Speaker 3: That's going to be great and you deserve it.
- 33:31Speaker 2: I know it's a small holiday, but make it worth
- 33:32Speaker 2: it because we have a last stretch till the end
- 33:34Speaker 2: of the year. So good luck to you, Nadia. And
- 33:36Speaker 2: good luck to you, Ilana, for the game ahead of
- 33:39Speaker 2: you to win a dishwasher. This is how it works, ladies.
- 33:42Speaker 2: We flip a coin and it turns out that the
- 33:44Speaker 2: teacher is going first today with our brand new competition. Nadia,
- 33:48Speaker 2: you have five questions ahead of you and a little
- 33:51Speaker 2: flash word is going to be in all the required
- 33:53Speaker 2: answers as you'll hear shortly. The flash word today... is ish,
- 33:57Speaker 2: as in I-S-H. It could be I-S-S in some words
- 34:02Speaker 2: if you think about it. So remember, it can be
- 34:05Speaker 2: phonetic too, but for effect ish, I-S-H.
- 34:08Speaker 3: Are you ready?
- 34:10Speaker 8: I'm ready.
- 34:10Speaker 2: All right, good luck to you. Here we go, 30
- 34:12Speaker 2: seconds on the clock. Dishwasher at the end of the week.
- 34:15Speaker 2: Good luck to you. Your time begins in 3, 2, 1. Nadia,
- 34:19Speaker 2: let's go. Wood protecting resin.
- 34:22Speaker 8: Sure, skip.
- 34:26Speaker 3: A genie can grant this.
- 34:28Speaker 8: Wish.
- 34:29Speaker 3: To achieve something. Accomplishment. Acting like a kid. Childish. Food
- 34:39Speaker 3: decoration on a plate. Garnish. Wood protecting resin. Varnish. There
- 34:46Speaker 3: we go. Fantastic. Oh, yes. All right, that's five out
- 34:51Speaker 3: of five. Well done. That was amazing.
- 34:53Speaker 2: I almost thought I heard an echo in the back there.
- 34:55Speaker 2: It must just be me. All right, five out of
- 34:57Speaker 2: five there, Nadia. Ilana, it's over to you now. Can
- 35:00Speaker 2: you do it?
- 35:00Speaker 5: There's no way I'm going to be there.
- 35:04Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 35:05Speaker 2: I think you have what it takes. Trust me, it's
- 35:07Speaker 2: a very easy one today. Ish, 30 seconds. Your time
- 35:10Speaker 2: again is in three, two, one.
- 35:12Speaker 3: Let's go. An aquatic pet. A mall in Claremont.
- 35:20Speaker 2: A To publicly release a book for sale? The world's
- 35:31Speaker 2: most spoken language? To put out a fire?
- 35:40Speaker 3: Sorry?
- 35:40Speaker 7: Time.
- 35:45Speaker 3: Sorry, I heard distinguish on the last one there. I
- 35:48Speaker 3: need an extinguish and then.
- 35:51Speaker 2: Aquatic pet I would have accepted fish but goldfish is
- 35:54Speaker 2: what I was looking for over there valiant effort from
- 35:58Speaker 2: your side well done Ilana thank you and remember you're
- 36:01Speaker 2: not out of it because there is still going to
- 36:03Speaker 2: be a draw at the end of the week and
- 36:04Speaker 2: your name will be in that draw to win a
- 36:06Speaker 2: dishwasher and finish products from DeFi all the best to
- 36:09Speaker 2: you our first flash with champion on a brand new
- 36:11Speaker 2: week it's you Nadia Fenter the teacher from Somerset West
- 36:15Speaker 2: good luck tomorrow when you defend your.
- 36:17Speaker 3: Title Thank you very much, Paul.
- 36:19Speaker 5: Looking forward to it.
- 36:20Speaker 3: Love it.
- 36:20Speaker 2: Looking forward to you getting to the finish line at
- 36:23Speaker 2: the end of the week with the DeFi dishwasher.
- 36:25Speaker 3: Play tomorrow for the same excitement. And remember, even if
- 36:29Speaker 3: you lose, you are still in the draw for a
- 36:31Speaker 3: dishwasher of your own. It's Bietenberg, Southern Suburbs.
- 36:39Speaker 2: It's the Flash Drive, KF94. 5. Producer Pietras is about to
- 36:43Speaker 2: usher us into another one-up. He's got a category. All
- 36:46Speaker 2: that Cassidy and I need to do is one-up each
- 36:49Speaker 2: other on this particular category. What is it today, Producer Pietras?
- 36:54Speaker 10: So, you know, it was such a lovely day outside.
- 36:56Speaker 10: I was like, a lot of people would probably be
- 36:58Speaker 10: going for, like, sundowners and cocktails and stuff like that.
- 37:01Speaker 3: And then it got me thinking.
- 37:03Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 37:03Speaker 10: What if suburbs in Cape Town had cocktails... For that
- 37:11Speaker 10: specific area. So like, you know, an area would have
- 37:14Speaker 10: a cocktail. You would name that cocktail.
- 37:17Speaker 3: Maybe what it contains.
- 37:21Speaker 1: Okay.
- 37:22Speaker 3: Do you want to give us an example? Do you
- 37:25Speaker 3: have one in mind? Just anything that you... Cocktails for suburbs. Interesting.
- 37:31Speaker 4: It is interesting.
- 37:32Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:33Speaker 4: Very fun.
- 37:34Speaker 3: The mind of Beatrice. We never know what we're going
- 37:36Speaker 3: to get. Honestly.
- 37:37Speaker 10: My one isn't radio friendly because it's for my area.
- 37:40Speaker 8: So I couldn't.
- 37:42Speaker 3: For your area?
- 37:43Speaker 10: Yeah.
- 37:44Speaker 4: Hmm.
- 37:46Speaker 2: But now we're never going to hear it. But I
- 37:48Speaker 2: think I know what you mean. I think I know.
- 37:51Speaker 2: I think I get what you mean.
- 37:53Speaker 10: Black, just for argument's sake, Balvel would.
- 37:56Speaker 3: Be So what is the... I don't know.
- 38:02Speaker 2: I think Balvel would have a Balvel martini, which is
- 38:06Speaker 2: neat Russian beer from the bottle.
- 38:15Speaker 3: That is actually.
- 38:19Speaker 1: True.
- 38:19Speaker 4: In Seapoint, they specialize in a cocktail called The Rent,
- 38:23Speaker 4: and it's just tap water. Because all their money went.
- 38:28Speaker 3: You pay extra for ice, though. Yes, you do. Don't forget.
- 38:33Speaker 3: I'd say in Paro and surrounds, I'd say the cocktail
- 38:37Speaker 3: would be a... It's just a Paro Aro. It would
- 38:42Speaker 3: be a fermented wine cocktail paired with a cola. Essentially
- 38:48Speaker 3: brandy and coke.
- 38:49Speaker 4: Well, you know what? You know what, Ham?
- 38:52Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah.
- 38:52Speaker 4: In Plumstead, there's a cocktail... called Karate Water for Your Daughter.
- 38:58Speaker 4: And it's also a brandy special.
- 39:01Speaker 3: Karate Water for Your Daughter?
- 39:03Speaker 4: Yes. It's a brandy special.
- 39:06Speaker 3: Have you heard?
- 39:07Speaker 2: Sorry, this just came to mind. Stangling there in front
- 39:10Speaker 2: of me. Have you ever had a Podden Island Iced Tea?
- 39:13Speaker 4: No.
- 39:14Speaker 3: It's gorgeous. It really is.
- 39:16Speaker 2: It's a melange of different ingredients all just mixed into one.
- 39:20Speaker 2: It's inspired by the Long Island Iced Tea.
- 39:22Speaker 4: Okay.
- 39:23Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
- 39:24Speaker 4: So in Fishook In Fishook, there's a cocktail called the
- 39:29Speaker 4: Dry Zone, and it's just rooibos tea.
- 39:32Speaker 3: How about the Gordon's Fray? Not Gordon's Bay, but it's
- 39:38Speaker 3: Gordon's Fray. Okay. It's Gordon's gin, tonic, peach liqueur, and
- 39:43Speaker 3: smoked lime rind.
- 39:47Speaker 4: In Milnerton, they've got this, it's It kind of knocks you, hey?
- 39:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 39:52Speaker 4: It's the flea market discovery. It's just straffed up.
- 39:57Speaker 3: Okay. Very good. Very good.
- 40:00Speaker 2: Have you ever been to Maitland and had a porridge sours?
- 40:07Speaker 2: It's got a good aroma.
- 40:10Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah. In Rondebosch.
- 40:13Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 40:14Speaker 4: I went there a few years ago and I had
- 40:17Speaker 4: the UCT deadline. It's a double shot of espresso and
- 40:21Speaker 4: Red Bull.
- 40:23Speaker 7: Ah.
- 40:23Speaker 3: Yeah. It's very good. It's different to the common. No.
- 40:27Speaker 3: Which is just basically the cheapest beer.
- 40:36Speaker 4: In Kales River.
- 40:38Speaker 3: Kayla, got you.
- 40:39Speaker 4: It's called the V8 Rumble.
- 40:42Speaker 2: Yes.
- 40:42Speaker 4: It's basically any rum cocktail.
- 40:45Speaker 3: Oh, that's it. I like it. Very, very good. Have
- 40:49Speaker 3: you ever had a golden dish bowl? It's a Gatsby liqueur.
- 40:54Speaker 10: Oh, lovely.
- 40:54Speaker 2: It's paired with a samosa essence. It's quite a gorgeous
- 40:58Speaker 2: one if you ever tried there. It's very different to
- 41:00Speaker 2: the Wembley Whacker.
- 41:01Speaker 4: Okay.
- 41:02Speaker 2: That's another one that has a whopper sauce rimmed glass
- 41:06Speaker 2: and inside a double hot dog flavored liqueur.
- 41:10Speaker 3: Oh, my mouth is watering. Yeah, I know. It's really great.
- 41:12Speaker 3: And they serve it in like a silver foil packet
- 41:15Speaker 3: as well.
- 41:16Speaker 6: Oh, nice.
- 41:16Speaker 3: It's still a glass, but they wrap it in the silver.
- 41:18Speaker 4: Yeah. No, that makes sense.
- 41:19Speaker 3: That's it.
- 41:19Speaker 4: In Hout Bay, right, they've got, it's, you must have it.
- 41:24Speaker 4: It's kombucha mixed with artisanal beer. It's called the Republic.
- 41:30Speaker 3: This is, hold on, is this a real thing? Because
- 41:33Speaker 3: that's interesting. Is it not? Okay, it's not.
- 41:37Speaker 4: It really sounds real.
- 41:39Speaker 3: It did, eh? Can we go back to Sea Point? Yeah, sure.
- 41:43Speaker 2: There's a cocktail called The Lion.
- 41:47Speaker 3: Just The Lion. I like that. It's a box of matchas.
- 41:50Speaker 3: I like how invested you were in my eyes, Cassidy.
- 42:01Speaker 4: In Table View, Bloberg area, there's a cocktail called The Complex.
- 42:07Speaker 4: And it's just any hard tack you can't pronounce.
- 42:10Speaker 3: Very good.
- 42:10Speaker 5: Very, very.
- 42:11Speaker 3: I understand the complexity. How about a Pina Colada from Pinelands?
- 42:17Speaker 3: That's what it is.
- 42:18Speaker 2: Nice.
- 42:18Speaker 3: It's really good.
- 42:19Speaker 4: Nice.
- 42:20Speaker 2: It's a whole cocktail, right? But there's a special liqueur
- 42:23Speaker 2: called the Howard that's at the center.
- 42:25Speaker 3: Okay. Yeah.
- 42:29Speaker 4: In Newlands, there's a cocktail called the Forries. And it's
- 42:35Speaker 4: just the sweat from all the men around you watching
- 42:37Speaker 4: the rugby.
- 42:41Speaker 3: Okay. Are we done now? I think we're done. I
- 42:54Speaker 3: think so. Yes, that's done. Thank you. By the way,
- 42:57Speaker 3: we patented all these ideas.
- 42:59Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 43:00Speaker 3: So please don't steal them. You heard them here first.
- 43:03Speaker 3: So look after yourself. And if you are planning to
- 43:05Speaker 3: indulge in any cocktails this evening, it is Monday.
- 43:08Speaker 1: Okay.
- 43:08Speaker 2: Make sure you have a ride home, please, and do
- 43:11Speaker 2: so responsibly from us here at the Flash Drive Studios
- 43:15Speaker 2: based at KFM 94.5 in the Prime Media Broadcasting Building
- 43:18Speaker 2: here in Cape Town in the Western Cape that is
- 43:21Speaker 2: situated as one of the nine provinces of South Africa
- 43:23Speaker 2: at the bottom of the African continent on this beautiful
- 43:25Speaker 2: place called Earth. That is the third rock from the sun.
- 43:28Speaker 2: We bid you adieu. Have a beautiful evening.
- 43:30Speaker 4: Okay, love you.
- 43:31Speaker 9: Bye.
- 43:32Speaker 1: Weekdays, 3 to 7 p.m. The Flash Drive with Carl
- 43:36Speaker 1: Wastey on KFM 94.5.