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OUTRO: Put a Paws On That · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast,
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  Speaker 1: get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
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  Speaker 1: for raw dog its four to sit every weekday.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, looking pretty grim out there for yellow suddenly, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: I mean it looks fine.
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  Speaker 2: It's very cold coming in. I noticed about four or
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  Speaker 2: five degrees dropping temperature as I was coming in. Really,
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  Speaker 2: she was not good?
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  Speaker 1: Did you have your hair on the year really still?
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  Speaker 2: Before I left home today? Thundersilms predicted tonight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and you're just stoked about your dog, won't you. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: you have to put up with that, and your neighbors
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  Speaker 1: will be fucking then her over mood after the last
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  Speaker 1: performance and more.
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  Speaker 2: It's fine if it's tonight when my wife and I
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  Speaker 2: are home. Currently, my daughter's at home with the dog
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  Speaker 2: and the trade, so I'm just hoping it doesn't strike
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  Speaker 2: while I'm away.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 3: The funny thing is when there's thunder and lighting at
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  Speaker 3: my house. Ever since I got in the and then
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  Speaker 3: cleared out the water drainage and stuff, I know my
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  Speaker 3: house is sweet, and I just like being in bed
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  Speaker 3: listening to rain and thunder. I like that too, except
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  Speaker 3: for at your house. It's like a nightmare because ru's
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  Speaker 3: going nuts. Yes, because I'm really enjoying it.
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  Speaker 2: Actually, my wife just texted me to say she's getting
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  Speaker 2: drugs from the vet. But having said that, we've used
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  Speaker 2: then before and they didn't work.
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  Speaker 1: Are they lethal?
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  Speaker 2: Depends what sort of dosage actually that that was the
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  Speaker 2: amazing thing. It was some massive sedative it but the
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  Speaker 2: dosage was like far out, are you serious? And then
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  Speaker 2: she just kind of imagine.
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  Speaker 1: It would have to have to offset the adrenaline.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, so you need a good old whack to
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  Speaker 2: even get a vaguely calm akey.
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  Speaker 1: That's the go, that's the go, mate.
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  Speaker 3: It was interesting because I was doning christiasch over the
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  Speaker 3: weekend chatting to the mother in law and she was like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: you guys will be wanting to get a dog. It's
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  Speaker 3: on stage, you know, in the horizon.
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  Speaker 1: You've never mentioned a dog. Keysy, No, and strike me
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  Speaker 1: as a dog.
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  Speaker 3: I grew up with dogs, had a German shep in
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  Speaker 3: a big Border Collie and I loved them. But as
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  Speaker 3: soon as I moved away, I'm like, I don't know
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  Speaker 3: if I will get a dog, because that means I
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  Speaker 3: have to settle down and look after and on the weekend,
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  Speaker 3: it's like, what I'm gonna do with the dog?
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  Speaker 1: You know, it's a pain in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: It is, it's a massive pain in the ass. And
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  Speaker 2: in fact, but.
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  Speaker 3: Once you've got a family, everyone's a pain.
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  Speaker 1: Well exactly, when once you've had a family, get a dog, Yeah, exactly.
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  Speaker 2: That's having said that, it's not quite like that because
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  Speaker 2: you can take your family away, but then you've got
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  Speaker 2: your dog to deal with.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, and then that never stops being a pain in
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  Speaker 1: the ass. But because your life has changed so much,
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  Speaker 1: it's Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: But does the dog's friendship counterbe? Counterbalance that counterbalance.
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  Speaker 2: What you know, like my wife, you know she goes
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  Speaker 2: to My wife goes for walks every day and you know,
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  Speaker 2: goes down to the beach with the dog, and so
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  Speaker 2: she does stuff that she wouldn't normally do, right if
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  Speaker 2: she didn't have a doll.
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  Speaker 3: So you're saying it's good to have a dog because
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  Speaker 3: it makes your wife exercise. Well, I mean she exercise
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  Speaker 3: is the reason you've got of.
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  Speaker 2: Her own accord anyway, right, But I'll never forget And
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  Speaker 2: I watched I paid Heed. Well, actually no, but the
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  Speaker 2: hell's heed. My father in law said, don't get a dog,
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  Speaker 2: they are a ball like well he actually said there
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  Speaker 2: are pain in the ass and we went, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: be cute.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you've got to get the right dog.
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  Speaker 2: Yet nine ten years later, Yeah, you want to get
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  Speaker 2: a dog that you don't have to, that doesn't have
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  Speaker 2: the kind of energy that yours has got.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, it's right. They run fifty k's a day.
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  Speaker 3: Even like our house, which was four acres, we had
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  Speaker 3: a Collie Rocky, and he was so energitic and even
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  Speaker 3: on our thing, and he would chase everyone around and
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  Speaker 3: to be running around constantly, he was still way too Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: You can't, you can't.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. And the thing is, but back in the day
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  Speaker 2: we could exhaust her, would run her and run her
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  Speaker 2: and run, and you get pretty tired out. We can't
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  Speaker 2: do that anymore because she her legs rooted, so she
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  Speaker 2: doesn't get the runs that she used to get. And
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  Speaker 2: she's just grumpy and old.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but she's still for a border collie, is that old? Eight?
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  Speaker 3: So she's grumpy, old and has buggered legs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but she's she actually is a lovely dog.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. Of course your love all your dogs, don't you.
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  Speaker 2: And she you know, she.
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  Speaker 3: Isn't it weird? Knowing that it could be a dog
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  Speaker 3: or a puppy out there probably hasn't been born yet.
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  Speaker 3: To be honest, that one day I'm going to be
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  Speaker 3: obsessed with and I in love with, But for now
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  Speaker 3: I don't care because I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know it exists.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, isn't that weird?
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  Speaker 1: Twelve to fifteen the average border collige J So you
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  Speaker 1: got three to three to six years old. More than
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  Speaker 1: that four to seven, four to seven years it's halfway
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  Speaker 1: through its life. Yeah, okay, it's middle aged man, it is.
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  Speaker 3: She get her a tattoo.
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  Speaker 2: But you know there's places you can go to, you know,
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  Speaker 2: yeah if needed. Oh, but you know, we love it.
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  Speaker 2: I tell you what, men, The weird thing is you
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  Speaker 2: know how my cat died? Well, I had to put
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  Speaker 2: had and put down who tiger? Tigger? Who I never
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  Speaker 2: paid heed of? Really? Apart from feeding?
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  Speaker 3: What have you been paid?
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  Speaker 1: Heed?
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  Speaker 2: Paid any attention?
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  Speaker 1: Attention?
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  Speaker 2: You know? I feed him every day and all that so,
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  Speaker 2: and I gave him the occasional cuddle. But I've been
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  Speaker 2: having quite a few pangs recently, like going to feed
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  Speaker 2: him and on seeing his food bowl and I go, oh,
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  Speaker 2: that's right.
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  Speaker 1: You've been banging on about that little I think it's
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  Speaker 1: a reflection of your own sense of mortality.
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  Speaker 2: Jase, Carol's that cat he was seventeen.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, a big part of your life. Yeah, big part
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  Speaker 1: of your life. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Both our cats were like that, but they were kittens
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  Speaker 2: when our little ones were little.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a long time.
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  Speaker 3: Have you got another cat?
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  Speaker 1: No? Right?
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  Speaker 3: Do you think it's time to put the bowl away?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: You look at it. And also the food. I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: keep buying the food, keep going to feed the cat.
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  Speaker 2: The cats. We don't have that anymore too. It's just
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  Speaker 2: in my head like, oh, I've got a feed tigger
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  Speaker 2: and then I know he's not here.
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  Speaker 1: I've been thinking about that. I haven't been thinking that
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  Speaker 1: about that, would tinker. Yeah, that's the one part I'm
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  Speaker 1: looking forward to, not Phoenix feeding every every fucking day. Yes, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: it's a day keysy as well come home. The family
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  Speaker 1: has been there for hours, haven't been. The dog follows
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  Speaker 1: me around the house here and at me dog ween
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  Speaker 1: feed that right.
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  Speaker 2: It's like school lunches, Mogi it is.
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  Speaker 1: And my wife finishes her job. So she's on a
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  Speaker 1: job and she finishes in a week or so, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm like, I can't wait, man, Yeah, school lunches. She's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'll still be doing other things. You'll be Yeah, it's
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  Speaker 1: all good.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, the whole Lucky Big Show week days from
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  Speaker 2: four on Radio Hurarchy. They Big Show Podcast. But my
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  Speaker 2: daughter also made a little memorial stone for the cat,
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  Speaker 2: so that sits on the driveway.
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  Speaker 1: There's a little reminder keys and what you run it
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  Speaker 1: over every day.
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  Speaker 2: No, it's actually in a little ditch where her bowl
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  Speaker 2: used to be. His bowl wasn't a ditch, well, I know,
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  Speaker 2: it's just where the end of the drive is a
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  Speaker 2: little then.
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  Speaker 1: Again there well even to the body in the end,
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  Speaker 1: did you have it cremated?
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  Speaker 2: No, my wife buried him.
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  Speaker 1: Oh really, you don't know where. It's a scavenger hunt
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  Speaker 1: has really involved in that.
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  Speaker 2: I know where. It's very similar to where I buried
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  Speaker 2: my other cat and the bank on the fat. Well.
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  Speaker 2: You have to be conscious too of you know, dogs, scavengers, yes,
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  Speaker 2: and all that sort of stuff, because we don't want
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  Speaker 2: to sort of dead cat carcass. You know what I
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  Speaker 2: found when I buried our first cat, the other cat. Yeah, Moon,
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  Speaker 2: you have to dig a who of a hole moon.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you know to have to moon TV.
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  Speaker 2: But like I was quite amazed. I dug this hole,
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  Speaker 2: and when are you that's enough? And then I went, oh,
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  Speaker 2: put her put her in, and was like, oh tailstick,
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  Speaker 2: so there's a poor coming out of the ground. I'm like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: hang on, you actually have to get My wife was
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  Speaker 2: saying the same thing. She said, fun. I didn't realize
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  Speaker 2: had to dig such a massive hole. Yeah, but and
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  Speaker 2: we got I think I told you got a lovely
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  Speaker 2: card from the vets, which I thought.
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  Speaker 1: Was a nice tage.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, signed by all this staff saying thinking of you
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  Speaker 2: and your loss, blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 1: How much did they charge you.
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  Speaker 2: All up for the consultation and the execution? One hundred
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  Speaker 2: and fifty.
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  Speaker 1: Bucks bargain, Yeah, bargain and you got a card out
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  Speaker 1: of that? There was about eight bucks one hundred and
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  Speaker 1: forty two. Yeah, man, sweet, that's so right.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I would push pause.
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  Speaker 1: Pow yes on on a dog.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, absolutely, I'm not right now, I am your step
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  Speaker 3: Where is your mother in law?
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  Speaker 1: Keen on that? Because she's thinking babies? Obviously, well obviously
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  Speaker 1: you should get up to say, yeah, I was thinking
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  Speaker 1: about getting the pitbull.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're a mass of staphi.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, and see how she feels about that.
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  Speaker 3: But the only reason she said that is because they're
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  Speaker 3: going to Europe at the start of next year for
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  Speaker 3: five weeks. Her parents are right, and they've got a
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  Speaker 3: little dog, Percy. Who's Montgomery Yeah cool, that's right, referee,
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  Speaker 3: no South African full back. They've got a little staff
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  Speaker 3: he call Percy, or it's not Steffie. It's a Schnauzery
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  Speaker 3: kind of looking thing, Jack russelly thing.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little piece of ship dog, really friendly and
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  Speaker 3: trying to convince us that we should look after Percy
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  Speaker 3: for five weeks. And my wife's into it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I'm like, how would you get him up here?
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  Speaker 3: Just a crass the dragon, Yeah, drag him and then
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  Speaker 3: put them in your career, them up overnight.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you might get those bubble bags.
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  Speaker 3: Get a bubble bag, steal it up, drag him first
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  Speaker 3: career overnight.
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  Speaker 1: Right, Okay, cocaine we made.
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  Speaker 2: We need a big envelope for Rue to do that,
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  Speaker 2: you know, one of those big bastards.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Well the thing that Lucy is like, oh yeah, no,
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  Speaker 3: we could do that. We could totally babysit Percy, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm like, you don't understand, like we we won't be
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  Speaker 3: able to do anything. We'll have to all of a
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  Speaker 3: sudden be looking after this dog five weeks from when,
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  Speaker 3: from like April, I'm gonna do it. So come on,
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  Speaker 3: you'll have a dog one day, won't you, Chris, one
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  Speaker 3: day when i've you know.
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  Speaker 1: When I'm not looking after your fucking dog. All right, woman,
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  Speaker 1: what you said?
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  Speaker 3: No, it's definitely not.
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  Speaker 2: I like my mother and I had a dream the
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  Speaker 2: other night, Keys, he might have been son last night
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  Speaker 2: that you had triplets.
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  Speaker 1: Oh wow, I wouldn't one for each burnt meat, pity nip, Mike, because.
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  Speaker 2: You've got that, you've got that middle one. Yeah, the
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  Speaker 2: three of them. Back in the day, Keys, he would
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  Speaker 2: have been killed as a witch.
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  Speaker 3: Having three nibbles. I think I would love to have twins,
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  Speaker 3: twins straight away.
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  Speaker 1: No, No, it would be done.
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  Speaker 3: Sorry, this is me, this is me. I would like
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  Speaker 3: to have really and then it's out the way. You've
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  Speaker 3: got your two kids. It's a fucking nightmare, and then
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  Speaker 3: a couple of you you're going through at the same time,
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  Speaker 3: both kids, and then you're done.
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  Speaker 1: I would agree with it.
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  Speaker 3: And then chop it off.
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  Speaker 2: Twins are weird?
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  Speaker 1: Are they all twins?
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  Speaker 2: Yes? All the twins I've made a weird What about
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  Speaker 2: the ever Swindles? I haven't met them.
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  Speaker 1: What about the Ingham twins?
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  Speaker 2: Well, arrest my case.
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  Speaker 1: What about the Kray twins?
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  Speaker 2: They were they were characters.
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  Speaker 1: Reggie and yes Ray, Regie and good looking fellows, good looking,
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  Speaker 1: homicidal yes, perfect maniacs. Yes, but that's that's just a
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  Speaker 1: couple of charming charm A couple of charmers, no doubt. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: who else is there? Who are the other twins that
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  Speaker 1: we know about?
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  Speaker 3: It's pretty hot ones. I don't know their names.
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  Speaker 2: Are they on your video?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: I can't never get the name.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, but I know the handle.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, good stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I know that. Yeah, thanks man. But you and twins
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  Speaker 3: get it done, tic man?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, good luck.
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  Speaker 3: How do you get twins?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's a bit of luck involved in the Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: a lot of luck.
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  Speaker 3: Apparently the twin Jean is in the family.
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  Speaker 1: Though, to our family family, my cousins are my cousins
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  Speaker 1: are twins.
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  Speaker 3: Every generation has twins in their family, so.
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  Speaker 2: The gene we seem to have in our families as girls. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: just girls everywhere. No boys, yeah, right everywhere. Yes, I
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  Speaker 2: think it's about fourteen or fifteen girls to one boy.
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  Speaker 1: I would like to know the numbers of my family
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  Speaker 1: actually with now that i'm with the misses there, Yes,
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  Speaker 1: it is just women as far as the eye can see. Crazy, unbelievable.
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  Speaker 3: You're saying they're all crazy.
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  Speaker 1: One of the husbands say, is there's no surprise. That's
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  Speaker 1: what he reckons, right. It gives a few beers in
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  Speaker 1: them surprises. I'm the only one that's sucking. That's a classic. Damn.
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  Speaker 2: I had a question. Oh yeah, hit, Oh my am,
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  Speaker 2: I've been doing I've been doing fake golf swings all week.
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  Speaker 1: Oh you got golfers playing.
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  Speaker 2: Golf from not playing, right.
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  Speaker 3: I look forward to him not being able to play
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  Speaker 3: for the reason. Hey, listen to hodarky four or seventy
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  Speaker 3: every week day. It's really good.
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  Speaker 1: It's the big show.
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  Speaker 2: Good stuff.