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Episode 42: No Matter What · The Tom & Gerry Show Podcast

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Speaker 1: Tom, I need another haircut, my man.
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Speaker 2: I noticed that. I noticed that it's got some rocket now,
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Speaker 2: so it is, it's gone between the toenails and the
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Speaker 2: fucking hair. You'd wonder where it allans, where it all
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Speaker 2: square to God?
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Speaker 1: And like you know, I didn't have a haircut for
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Speaker 1: four years, right, I got a haircut a fortnight ago.
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Speaker 1: And I need no one now. And these things are
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Speaker 1: twenty five euro pop. This is how they get you,
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Speaker 1: Tom big hair, literally twenty five europop.
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Speaker 2: Jesus Christ. I want to toast the semiche and a
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Speaker 2: bit of a handy for that kind of money. You
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Speaker 2: see where you get?
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Speaker 1: Where are you getting your haircut.
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Speaker 2: For less fifteen euros? Where in our local town? Keeling
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Speaker 2: the Barber, he's a great man.
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Speaker 1: Well this this week's episode is sponsored by Keeling the Barber.
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Speaker 1: I suppose this week's episode of the Tom and Jerry Show,
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Speaker 1: which are all very welcome along too. I'm Erry McBride,
1:00
Speaker 1: that's Tom. O'Mahoney, and how are you all doing? What
1:05
Speaker 1: are you doing? Tom?
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Speaker 2: Do you know what I'll just tell you? I now
1:08
Speaker 2: think I have carpal tunnel syndrum. I hadn't picked up
1:11
Speaker 2: a cago in three months, and I had a job
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Speaker 2: I've been putting off, an absolute tramp of a job
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Speaker 2: that I should have done way before the kitchen units
1:19
Speaker 2: went in, but I didn't, and that was that. And
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Speaker 2: I had to cut a big, lovely juicy hole in
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Speaker 2: the back of one of the units to pull through
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Speaker 2: a an extractor.
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Speaker 1: Yes, the big Yeah, here's the thing, Tom Robot, here's
1:34
Speaker 1: what I love about the Tom and Jerry showing what
1:36
Speaker 1: some people love about the Tom and Jerry Show, and
1:38
Speaker 1: I'm sure people don't. Some people don't like it at all.
1:41
Speaker 1: Is the way You'll be like, yeah, I haven't picked
1:43
Speaker 1: up a Cago in three years, and like we're assuming
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Speaker 1: people know what a Cago is.
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Speaker 2: I didn't know what a cano is, for the love
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Speaker 2: of Jesus, Like, come on, you never know.
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Speaker 1: Some every every power tool is some kids first power tool.
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Speaker 1: And Tom says, kango, he means a Cago hammer.
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Speaker 2: Well, I mean, do you know what they shouldn't be called? Kango?
2:05
Speaker 2: A big hole can go much like Hoover, much like
2:08
Speaker 2: Jeep is a brand, but it's actually a d wall.
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Speaker 2: This is what I was using to get to through
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Speaker 2: a double skin wall insulation. So I let me explain
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Speaker 2: what a pin the hole I had. So I had
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Speaker 2: to core up into the cabinets that were above the hob,
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Speaker 2: core through the back of the cabinet that is about
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Speaker 2: so that's two layers. Then I had to go through
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Speaker 2: the fifty min insulated slab that's stuck to the wall.
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Speaker 2: Then when I got through that, I met the foil
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Speaker 2: that's at the back of that to cut that off
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Speaker 2: to get to the block work. Then one skin of
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Speaker 2: block work one hundred mil four inches for Imperial people,
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Speaker 2: then another seventy mil of insulation in the cavity, and
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Speaker 2: then just for the crack, another fucking layer of blocks.
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Speaker 2: So I had to go through six fucking layers with
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Speaker 2: various tools. From I will say, though, if anybody's asking,
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Speaker 2: they're going, Tom, what's a great tool? I think I
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Speaker 2: have enough tools and all the rest of it. Do
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Speaker 2: yourself a favor in life by yourself a multitude that
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Speaker 2: thing well or electronic choose as some companies are calling them,
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Speaker 2: but there are a multitude.
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Speaker 1: Well, what I will say is this, Tom, that was
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Speaker 1: a lawful lot of description for I made a big hole.
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Speaker 2: Well it look more so that was for me. That
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Speaker 2: was a log that was captain's log for me as
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Speaker 2: to what that's my diary entry, that's dear diary. Do
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Speaker 2: you know who used to do that? At the end
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Speaker 2: of the show, what's the sabrin to the teenage?
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Speaker 1: Which, no, it might have been.
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Speaker 2: Well, that's that's my dear diary. That was my sex.
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Speaker 2: And there was a lot of penetration went down. There
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Speaker 2: jah an insertion of piping.
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Speaker 1: And I had to ask myself how big a hole is?
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Speaker 1: In the big enough hole?
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Speaker 2: It was just about touching the side. So I suppose
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Speaker 2: everybody was happy in the end, and it worked.
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Speaker 1: It worked. I made a hole in the wall, but
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Speaker 1: didn't fix the hole in my heart. That's how you
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Speaker 1: spent no glory a weekend. There was no glory. That's
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Speaker 1: how you that. That's how you spent a bank call
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Speaker 1: on the weekend.
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Speaker 2: This is no, that's not entirely I wish it was you.
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Speaker 2: That's how you spent three hours of your bank hol
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Speaker 2: week dishwasher that we've been logging through two different properties.
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Speaker 2: I knew, I knew this is on the way out,
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Speaker 2: and I had to go and get one this morning
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Speaker 2: and the lad was taken. I can only say I
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Speaker 2: taken aback by my. I want to say abruptness, but my, my, my,
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Speaker 2: lack of words, lack of need, or lack of of
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Speaker 2: faffing about. I was straight at the point, what straight
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Speaker 2: to the one I wanted? I went?
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Speaker 1: Can I have this one?
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Speaker 2: I went, I'm not sure if we keep them on site,
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Speaker 2: because I went, I'll take this one.
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Speaker 1: I'll take this exact one.
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Speaker 2: He goes, No, No, we can. We can deliver it
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Speaker 2: out to you. I went, I'm fifty minutes away. I've
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Speaker 2: got the one on the boot. You're taking that, and
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Speaker 2: I'm taking this. He went, let me just check, you went,
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Speaker 2: we have one in the back.
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Speaker 1: It is a good man.
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Speaker 2: I'll back up the door. You can take this piece
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Speaker 2: of ship. And it was all done in onder three
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Speaker 2: and a half minutes. Jerry, this poor bastard was looking
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Speaker 2: at me. What's your name? He's like, Jeff Man good Man, Jeff,
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Speaker 2: you did a good job today.
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Speaker 1: Have your email address for the receipt will be necessary.
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Speaker 2: Kid, No, you're all right, Jeff good Man.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's it's I'll tell you one thing, Tom. This
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Speaker 1: weekend signified the end of my dry January. Now I
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Speaker 1: do intend to stay off the drink, you know, for
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Speaker 1: goodly portions of the of the rest of the year,
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Speaker 1: but not to date. Tom.
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Speaker 2: I just noticed people to to the to the to
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Speaker 2: the listeners. Which you all are, I asked, said Jerry,
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Speaker 2: drinking out like an Amazon jar or something. I was like,
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Speaker 2: it says for on the sweet tea. Oh my god,
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Speaker 2: the vipus. And it turns out you're not on the
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Speaker 2: sweet well, you're on the super sweet tea.
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Speaker 1: You're on the I'm on the spicy tea. Tom, Yes,
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Speaker 1: you are good lad. What can I tell you? What
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Speaker 1: can I tell you? I stayed off to drink for
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Speaker 1: the hole of January. By and large, you can't let
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Speaker 1: the face of the pep and he go buy it
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Speaker 1: without a few cans, But I said, buy an large
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Speaker 1: off it and and just this weekend, let the choke
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Speaker 1: out and I will go back on the dry a
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Speaker 1: wee bit. But for now, if you notice me slowing
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Speaker 1: my words, not a coincidence, everybody, I like him. You're
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Speaker 1: not imagining it. I like it.
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Speaker 2: You like the loose, loose colored Jerry there. Now you're
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Speaker 2: like a Japanese businessman who's been working at twelve hour
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Speaker 2: shift and you're down the local yamamori and you're about
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Speaker 2: to do some karaiok, and I'm looking forward to it
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Speaker 2: because you sound loose and I like that.
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Speaker 1: Do you know what, Tom, this could go one of
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Speaker 1: two ways. I could either get to be great crack
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Speaker 1: or I could get to be ornery as hell.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can I get you know what. I'm happy
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Speaker 2: enough to tread that, tread that barbed wire of of excitement.
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Speaker 1: Let's let's let's let's find out together. Tom. As we
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Speaker 1: launch into the show, you're all very welcome to the
6:47
Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show. Uh and as longtime listeners and
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Speaker 1: indeed new newer people will know we we we kick
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Speaker 1: off each week by really delving into the news. You know,
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Speaker 1: the thing that kind of popped a little bit in
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Speaker 1: our in our sphere, the brew Tom, the scuttle. But
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Speaker 1: what we on the show have come to know as
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Speaker 1: the weekly what have you? This is a very complicated case, Mad,
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Speaker 1: You know, a lot of ian's, a lot of outs,
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Speaker 1: a lot of what have you, and a lot of
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Speaker 1: strands to keep in my head. Man.
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Speaker 2: It's rare. It's rare we get to break news as
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Speaker 2: big as this one because we don't typically go after
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Speaker 2: the obvious stuff, but we go after the stuff that
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Speaker 2: we know you want to hear about. And yeah, very.
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Speaker 1: Excited, very very I mean very excited about this week's
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Speaker 1: weekly What have you do? You know, as Tom was
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Speaker 1: dragging me in a choke hold out of the pub
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Speaker 1: ten minutes ago and shaking me in the car park
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Speaker 1: and asking what the hell are we talking about this week?
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Speaker 1: I just turned to him and I muttered, no matter what, Tom,
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Speaker 1: no matter what, Bride, No matter what is? No matter what?
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Speaker 1: Which is the new four part documentary on the trials
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Speaker 1: and tribulations of Boyzone, which has appeared on Sky over
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Speaker 1: the weekend. And if you haven't watched the whole thing,
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Speaker 1: you're bound to have seen some clips show up in
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Speaker 1: your social media. Spoiler alert, Louis Walsh doesn't appear to
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Speaker 1: be that nice of a lad Well.
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Speaker 2: I never.
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Speaker 1: The ones you least expect.
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Speaker 2: Tom music manager's less producer turns out to be an
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Speaker 2: absolute bollocks. And you know it's.
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Speaker 1: But Boyzone. Where here's the thing, Ladies and gentlemen, Me
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Speaker 1: and Tom, like I say, we exist on the full
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Speaker 1: crumb of existence. Born in the early eighties, so we
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Speaker 1: would have come of age around about the time a
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Speaker 1: lot of things went down you know what I mean.
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Speaker 1: One of those things in the mid nineties was the
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Speaker 1: appearance of as they were known at the time. Tom.
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Speaker 1: It has to be said, It has to be said.
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Speaker 2: Ireland's take that all one like Walsh was just copying
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Speaker 2: a paste and like he was copying what was happening
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Speaker 2: over there, and they were copying what was happening in America.
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Speaker 2: They saw new kids on the block, because on the
9:11
Speaker 2: block then arrived the backstreet boys. Then take that and
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Speaker 2: then tell and I won't say it to a lesser extent,
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Speaker 2: but a more local, parochial event, you know what I mean?
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Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I mean I think we do this in
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Speaker 1: Ireland a lot. Tom. For every McDonald's there's a super Max.
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Speaker 2: Now you're talking and even I mean if you flip
9:31
Speaker 2: it the other way still, you know, like a Saint
9:33
Speaker 2: Patrick State Parade in Chicago is absolutely bananas. Do you
9:37
Speaker 2: know every corner is done right, the river is green,
9:42
Speaker 2: but you swing back and you find the one in
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Speaker 2: you know, Hascraw in Galway or you know Lockland Bridge
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Speaker 2: in County Carlos. It's the same thing but different, if
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Speaker 2: not quite just meant much glitz and glamour.
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Speaker 1: And I will say tom now and I'm not going
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Speaker 1: to lay into boyzone here now, So I won't because
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Speaker 1: we've all all grown up together. We're all friends now.
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Speaker 1: But at the time, you know, you had you two,
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Speaker 1: which seemed to be like they weren't you two, weren't
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Speaker 1: the Irish bon Jovi, you know, they were their own thing.
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Speaker 1: They were an industry standard, just like Guinness wasn't an
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Speaker 1: Irish beer. That was an industry standard that everybody else followed.
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Speaker 1: But even as a fourteen to fifteen year old young lad,
10:28
Speaker 1: I could tell you now, boys on they're just they
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Speaker 1: are clearly just the Irish version of something else. We're
10:35
Speaker 1: not leading the pack here.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember. See, I can remember the Late Late
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Speaker 2: Show one that became famous where they were brought out
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Speaker 2: like a spectacle of these lads because it was such
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Speaker 2: a new notion to hold auditions for a band and
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Speaker 2: put throw them all together. Because bands would form in garages,
10:52
Speaker 2: would form in schools of friends and whatever you know
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Speaker 2: letter you know.
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Speaker 1: Post you're a bit at the Christmas plate home.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, put or you know, posted up on the on
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Speaker 2: the noticeboard at school. Band wanted, you know, band members wanted.
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Speaker 2: But these were actually cultivated like you know, a hydroponic
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Speaker 2: weed underneath the lamp. These lads were put together and
11:12
Speaker 2: then they were put out the show much like you
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Speaker 2: know Croffs or whatever. And the lads were put out
11:17
Speaker 2: the show on the Late Late with Gayborne give us
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Speaker 2: a dance there, and they just put on some random
11:23
Speaker 2: dance tune and the five lads just started dancing because.
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Speaker 1: We'll say they did their they did their best time,
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Speaker 1: but like, you know, it really looked just like if
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Speaker 1: you were to take five lads and just like shock
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Speaker 1: them with a cattle pride.
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Speaker 2: What it struck me was like, is it you know,
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Speaker 2: open the curtain side trailer and it was like stay
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Speaker 2: dancing for ten minutes and last man to stop loses,
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Speaker 2: you know, and wins one hundred quid voucher for O'Brien's
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Speaker 2: men's wear down the town. So they just danced whatever
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Speaker 2: shy they really.
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Speaker 1: Danced, you know what it was tom like, And we've
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Speaker 1: had it on the comedy stage ourselves where you go
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Speaker 1: up to do like get Tight seven or whatever it
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Speaker 1: might be, and there's like a headliner coming on after
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Speaker 1: you and the MC will kind of look at you
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Speaker 1: and say, the other lad the headliner hasn't arrived yet.
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Speaker 1: Just do another couple of minutes, right, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
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Speaker 1: yeah yeah. I could never Several times like I've been
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Speaker 1: signaled by an EMC of a of a comedy gig,
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Speaker 1: and I could never really tell whether he was saying,
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Speaker 1: wrap it up in two minutes or do two more minutes, right,
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Speaker 1: Like people in the comedy industry, we need to we
12:28
Speaker 1: need to work on our hand signals, exactly same as
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Speaker 1: I've been. I've been like waiting to get called on
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Speaker 1: by an MC in my time, and I always wanted
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Speaker 1: to give him a hand signal to say, I need
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Speaker 1: a I need a poo. Can you give me another
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Speaker 1: five minutes?
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
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Speaker 1: And it's never been it's never it's never translated, and
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Speaker 1: you just goes Are you waving me that you want
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Speaker 1: to go on there because you got to get a
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Speaker 1: bus or something? All right, Terry McBride, Here we go,
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Speaker 1: and I be I would be up on stage if
12:55
Speaker 1: you've seen me on stage throughout my comedy career, Ladies
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Speaker 1: and gentlemen, chanceits are. I was needed a pool and
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Speaker 1: I was like, here's here's here's fifteen minutes of jokes.
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Speaker 1: I gotta get out of here.
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Speaker 2: Well much like that. I mean, it doesn't matter if
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Speaker 2: you needed a pool or whatever. It is just prior
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Speaker 2: to being called on stage, like you could have a
13:11
Speaker 2: bullet wound in your back. Yeah, but you go on
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Speaker 2: stage and what for whatever period of time you're on stage,
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Speaker 2: it's emactly you transcend all that you don't need it now.
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Speaker 1: You don't even know. You don't even know you're about
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Speaker 1: to share yourself, like you know.
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Speaker 2: You put the I've been like you know, and you will.
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Speaker 2: I'll tell me, take one step yourself.
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Speaker 1: I gotta tell you. I have several times I've been
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Speaker 1: frantically signaling in MC's that I need to go to
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Speaker 1: the toilet so badly before you call me on to
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Speaker 1: do twenty minutes of comedy, and they plow through it,
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Speaker 1: and they call me on to twenty minutes comedy and
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Speaker 1: you go up and do it, and I'm driven home
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Speaker 1: before the notion of going to the toilet has occurred
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Speaker 1: to me. It's not. I'm just like, it's just it's gone.
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Speaker 1: But that does that that takes us further away from
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Speaker 1: by Zone. We we were there when by Zone arrived
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Speaker 1: fourth and I had a bit of national pride in them,
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Speaker 1: I suppose, But at the same time I could tell like,
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Speaker 1: you know, you don't you don't speak of this in
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Speaker 1: probably I remember no.
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Speaker 2: I can I can watch that. I didn't know or
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Speaker 2: know about the world. But I remember seeing that dance
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Speaker 2: something on late late at that time. I remember thinking,
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Speaker 2: this is an awful idea. Do you know what?
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Speaker 1: I just I'm not good at this.
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Speaker 2: This is an awful idea, Like what are we doing?
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Speaker 2: And it didn't matter, like Louis would have just put
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Speaker 2: five ferrets up there.
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Speaker 1: Were these, these were not These were like just the
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Speaker 1: top five of what he had at the time. He's like, yeah,
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Speaker 1: get out there. And they went here and singing doctor
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Speaker 1: hook songs and like it.
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Speaker 2: They went on to great success. I mean it is,
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Speaker 2: you know, an interesting career. Who made it out of it?
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Speaker 2: I suppose Ronan made it out of it with a
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Speaker 2: big career. Mikey went back drawn silog I think, well.
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Speaker 1: You see, here's the thing, here's the thing Tom with
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Speaker 1: the documentary. From what I've seen when they went out first,
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Speaker 1: the five of them, Mikey Graham was the musician of
15:01
Speaker 1: the bunch. He wants to du Yeah, he was like
15:04
Speaker 1: the singer songwriter he was the guy. He could play guitar,
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Speaker 1: he could sing, he could write songs. He was the
15:10
Speaker 1: whole lot. And it was just a case of now
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Speaker 1: we're putting. As it evolved, it was like now we're
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Speaker 1: putting running out front. And Mikey was, by his own
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Speaker 1: telling of the story. There are albums that Mikey did
15:21
Speaker 1: not grunt on. He didn't. He end up acting in
15:25
Speaker 1: that movie.
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Speaker 2: That Martial Arts Irish movie, that Irish.
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Speaker 1: Movie, Fat Mikey Graham.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, Holy ship. He went on to own a tire company.
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Speaker 2: I replaced Keith actually in the uh panto. He was
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Speaker 2: there for two or three years, and then he wasn't
15:42
Speaker 2: And then I was you.
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Speaker 1: Know what, I gotta tell you. His loss is u
15:46
Speaker 1: c h is game.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, he went off selling tires then after that, and
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Speaker 2: now I think.
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Speaker 1: He's Keith Duffy as you mentioned him. I saw Keith
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Speaker 1: Duffy in The Flesh a week ago.
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Speaker 2: In the Flesh because he seems to be getting stem
15:58
Speaker 2: cell treatment. He's selling that now. At a minute as
15:59
Speaker 2: all along with tiers.
16:01
Speaker 1: I could tell he was at a meet and I
16:03
Speaker 1: just walked by him and he was at a table
16:04
Speaker 1: at a meeting with several other people, and I was like, fuck,
16:06
Speaker 1: let's keep tough about that.
16:08
Speaker 2: Stephen Gately died.
16:10
Speaker 1: Stephen Gateley. I gotta tell you, I remember hearing about
16:12
Speaker 1: Stephen Gately, Dyan. I was very sad about that. I
16:15
Speaker 1: always thought Stephen Gaily was just like a sound sort
16:18
Speaker 1: of a dude.
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Speaker 2: You know.
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Speaker 1: I wished him all the best in the world. And
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Speaker 1: I know, as the documentary tells, he wasn't as ready
16:25
Speaker 1: to tell his story as the English newspapers were. In English, Tom,
16:29
Speaker 1: we got to do something about them.
16:31
Speaker 2: Fuck me, honorable mentioned I know we were doing the
16:34
Speaker 2: the voice on this part of Hound mentioned Ireland bett
16:37
Speaker 2: shit out of England at the Rugby at the weekend,
16:40
Speaker 2: just to throw it in there. Just you brought it up,
16:42
Speaker 2: I said, I wanted to just perk you up there.
16:43
Speaker 1: And you know that once for Stephen Gateley, I gotta
16:46
Speaker 1: tell you for what your for what your red top
16:49
Speaker 1: media did that man in the early two thousands, while
16:53
Speaker 1: we were still working through our feelings of nine to eleven.
16:56
Speaker 1: What you did is Stephen Gately was neither good nor
16:57
Speaker 1: Medland and running Key did just fine. Went to Australia.
17:03
Speaker 1: You know, you know, did I think he did, then
17:10
Speaker 1: Australia did like either the Australian Voice or Australia's Got
17:14
Speaker 1: talent or the X Factor. Then in Australia did that
17:16
Speaker 1: for a bunch of years. And what can I say?
17:20
Speaker 1: There you go. But Tom, while we talk about.
17:23
Speaker 2: Boys, wasn't there the one fellow we're leaving out there,
17:26
Speaker 2: that the lad that got all the tattoos, the cranky
17:28
Speaker 2: fellow who.
17:29
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, he him come up with it.
17:33
Speaker 2: I think recently he was. I think he's doing some
17:35
Speaker 2: sort of modifying car show or something at the minute,
17:38
Speaker 2: like you know, exhibit or whatever. But he he came
17:41
Speaker 2: out with a thing to make saying that he's quite
17:44
Speaker 2: a I'm not saying full thing for all that, but
17:46
Speaker 2: he's quite a conspiracy there. See. But he claimed anyway
17:49
Speaker 2: that he's been at like you know, post album launchers
17:52
Speaker 2: in like record label offices and they're actually you know,
17:57
Speaker 2: praying to Satan.
17:58
Speaker 1: Over their satanic yes for this over.
18:00
Speaker 2: This album like that it'll go to number one and
18:02
Speaker 2: stuff like.
18:03
Speaker 1: Okay, again, here's the thing. If he says that he
18:06
Speaker 1: attended these things himself, who are we to.
18:11
Speaker 2: Argue I'm not, I'm not in anyway I do like.
18:13
Speaker 1: To argue against his apparent lived experience. But at the
18:16
Speaker 1: same time, Tim, I'm like, okay, okay, he.
18:19
Speaker 2: Was always wespy. He cracked up another time when the
18:22
Speaker 2: when the lads were on with I'm Getting Aberdy or
18:25
Speaker 2: somebody or.
18:26
Speaker 1: Yeah exactly, they replayed.
18:27
Speaker 2: It as they are want to do it. They're archive,
18:31
Speaker 2: they launched you, they are allowed to do it. And
18:34
Speaker 2: your man, they're all just chuckling and going, ah, so
18:36
Speaker 2: what are we like? We made a fortune, We're still
18:38
Speaker 2: a living for a couple of years. Great height he
18:41
Speaker 2: did you fuck him all roads like it was for
18:44
Speaker 2: Len and it was like tone of down, you know,
18:47
Speaker 2: all right, take it down and and this isn't the
18:50
Speaker 2: later slow back there, Mary Curie, you didn't discover fuck all.
18:54
Speaker 2: You got away with murder. You couldn't sing, you couldn't.
18:57
Speaker 2: Then he got away with.
18:58
Speaker 1: The best looking five that showed up.
19:00
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, yeah, you got a good role at
19:04
Speaker 2: the dice there, you know.
19:06
Speaker 1: But Tom before we before we punch on on boys own.
19:09
Speaker 1: They're the most successful Irish boy band, pop group, whatever
19:13
Speaker 1: you want to call them to come out of that
19:17
Speaker 1: later late two thousands period. I ask you about a
19:20
Speaker 1: couple of other pop groups and see if you know
19:23
Speaker 1: them or if you don't know them, hit me. Okay,
19:25
Speaker 1: well one should be fairly simple, okay. And as we
19:27
Speaker 1: mentioned Shane Lynch, his sisters, I want to say there
19:31
Speaker 1: was two of them were in an Irish girl group
19:34
Speaker 1: called Bewitched, which the Tipperary Sedom Triple. Yeah, God damn ah.
19:43
Speaker 1: Two of the Lynch girls, I want to say were
19:45
Speaker 1: in that group. Now, if Boyson were the Irish take that,
19:48
Speaker 1: then Bewitched we're almost certainly the Irish Spice girls. Spice
19:53
Speaker 1: girls are yeah, yeah, or R and D you know,
19:56
Speaker 1: as it come to find out, spice grown women. Yeah exactly.
20:00
Speaker 2: And the boy band was always a loose term to you,
20:02
Speaker 2: gone boy, you fuckers look like if a mortgage olie,
20:05
Speaker 2: like where are we going here?
20:07
Speaker 1: This is yes, but by all the kinds, one of
20:09
Speaker 1: the one of Bewitched had put, you know, some spurious
20:13
Speaker 1: information on her details to say that she was early
20:15
Speaker 1: twenties and I think she was genuinely late warties at the.
20:18
Speaker 2: Time, much like that's in fact, that's not a joke.
20:21
Speaker 2: The young one from Derry who lied about her her.
20:23
Speaker 1: Age, Yeah exactly.
20:24
Speaker 2: That yeah, yeah, But she was the other way. She
20:27
Speaker 2: was like, yeah, I.
20:28
Speaker 1: Actually be which were there jumping around the place and
20:30
Speaker 1: she was just like me yep, you know like she was.
20:32
Speaker 1: She was she was having a dreadful time.
20:34
Speaker 2: Where's magnesium tablets?
20:36
Speaker 1: No fight like me?
20:38
Speaker 2: That?
20:38
Speaker 1: Who will say, you know, I will say, like, you know,
20:41
Speaker 1: for Boyzones music that has aged like a fine milk,
20:44
Speaker 1: some of the tunes from Bewitched, if they come on
20:46
Speaker 1: at the wedding, like, yeah, are going to belong of course,
20:49
Speaker 1: yeah Jesus Christ, Yeah, absolutely So. Then for every for
20:53
Speaker 1: every take that there's seventeen and for it every boy Zone,
20:59
Speaker 1: there's a West Like I'm not for a second suggesting
21:02
Speaker 1: that West Life were the East seventeen bad boys.
21:04
Speaker 2: Al right or right or right?
21:06
Speaker 1: Drive out of Me down head kind of banned. But
21:09
Speaker 1: there was West Life, which went on to a greater
21:11
Speaker 1: acclaim than Boys on I believe You've ever achieved question mark, Tom.
21:16
Speaker 2: Well, interesting that you put the two together, because right now,
21:20
Speaker 2: Keith Duffy and I was the blonde fellow that left
21:24
Speaker 2: West Life.
21:25
Speaker 1: I was Ryan McFaddens.
21:26
Speaker 2: They are together now and they're called their band Boys Life,
21:30
Speaker 2: and you know they are.
21:31
Speaker 1: West Zone was sitting right there, Tom.
21:33
Speaker 2: I know, I know. Did they have to go to
21:35
Speaker 2: boys stuff when they're nearly fifty No, But anyway they're
21:39
Speaker 2: out and they're doing their thing. I see him popping
21:41
Speaker 2: up a social media and at first it was like Era,
21:43
Speaker 2: but then I went, do you know what fair fox do?
21:46
Speaker 1: That's I've seen some of those clips, Tom, and genuinely
21:49
Speaker 1: they will show up at the twenty first. Yeah, I'm
21:52
Speaker 1: not massive fair.
21:53
Speaker 2: Play Keith talk, it's tires, have you buddies?
21:55
Speaker 1: And then he he goes out and he does this.
21:57
Speaker 1: It's very like in Ghostbusters too, when you see Dan
22:01
Speaker 1: ak Royd and Winston z Ed Moore and Ernie Hudson
22:04
Speaker 1: witness Ed Moore when they're shown up at the kids
22:06
Speaker 1: birth the parties to do the song because the ghost
22:09
Speaker 1: posters has gone out of business. Can't knock it, can
22:11
Speaker 1: knock that, can knock it. So we know all these
22:15
Speaker 1: guys and then hit you with two odd ones here Tom, ott.
22:22
Speaker 2: Over the Top. I do remember.
22:25
Speaker 1: Three or three female listeners of that age just screamed
22:31
Speaker 1: when they heard that was that?
22:32
Speaker 2: That was there?
22:33
Speaker 1: They're called Ott over the Top or the Irish they
22:36
Speaker 1: were Irish time. I wouldn't be mentioned them. Otherwise, what
22:38
Speaker 1: do you think I'm going to bring in fucking Welsh
22:40
Speaker 1: boy bands at this stage in the game. No, go on,
22:42
Speaker 1: go on, go on? Ott were I don't have an equivalent?
22:46
Speaker 1: If if why isn't more the Irish take that? Then
22:50
Speaker 1: these guys I guess were the Irish A one, you
22:54
Speaker 1: know what I mean? They were bottomed here no harm
22:56
Speaker 1: to them. That one big song in the summer of
22:59
Speaker 1: I want to sayninety six ninety seven was like I've
23:01
Speaker 1: seen a picture in the story.
23:05
Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:07
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's write a chapter in the story of love beautiful.
23:13
Speaker 1: If that's what gets the Tom and Jerry show a
23:15
Speaker 1: Spotify strikedown, I'd say we will actually we ourselves.
23:19
Speaker 2: It was pretty tight. It was pretty close to the
23:21
Speaker 2: mark who you got one more for Me?
23:24
Speaker 1: I Got one more for you? That was Ott. They
23:26
Speaker 1: came and go went. But as quick as I've just
23:29
Speaker 1: mentioned them, and the final crowd I want to say
23:32
Speaker 1: is a girl group who wanted to ride on the
23:36
Speaker 1: coattails will bewitched and they are an Irish girl group
23:39
Speaker 1: five piece of the middle late nineties called Chill.
23:44
Speaker 2: Chill, who was in Chill was in Chill?
23:49
Speaker 1: Doesn't it ring a bell? Here's the thing, folks, Me
23:51
Speaker 1: and Tom make a big deal about existing at the
23:53
Speaker 1: full crumb of life where we were born in the
23:55
Speaker 1: eighties and we lived through an awful lot. What that
23:58
Speaker 1: translates to is now that we're in our mid to
24:00
Speaker 1: late forties, we're just a vague memories of things that
24:03
Speaker 1: happened we don't And then there's a lot of Chill.
24:08
Speaker 1: What was that? It fired? The sign ups there, but
24:10
Speaker 1: I don't quite know what.
24:12
Speaker 2: Something happened in my brain right now right Chill were
24:16
Speaker 2: an Irish five piece group that got a lot of
24:19
Speaker 2: coverage in the sunder world.
24:20
Speaker 1: I want to say I would have showed up on
24:24
Speaker 1: Joe Maxi or whatever was the ute TV show at
24:28
Speaker 1: the time. I don't think Joe Maxie.
24:29
Speaker 2: Made Lecho Island is what they showed up and I.
24:31
Speaker 1: Go Island right right, Yeah, and Chill are famous for
24:38
Speaker 1: having never released a bar of music. They did not
24:43
Speaker 1: release a single day, did not release an album. They
24:46
Speaker 1: did nothing. They did nothing. They assembled five good looking
24:52
Speaker 1: young lasses and we're like, we're a group, our new
24:55
Speaker 1: singles coming soon. And they were interviewed in papers and
24:59
Speaker 1: they had a big brew haha made about them. But
25:02
Speaker 1: come the hour they released nothing, Tom, absolutely nothing. And
25:10
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden they turn around and goes, well,
25:12
Speaker 1: we can't make a complete waste out of this. Who's
25:14
Speaker 1: the best looking one of these all? And it was
25:15
Speaker 1: a lady called Liz bon And right, Liz come with us,
25:18
Speaker 1: and Liz presented a whole bunch of stuff. And I
25:21
Speaker 1: want to say, it might be a radio DJ to
25:23
Speaker 1: this day, or she might show up on she could
25:26
Speaker 1: be a presenter on TV three for all the hell
25:28
Speaker 1: I know. But Liz bond and did okay for herself
25:30
Speaker 1: and the other four Christ knows, who knows. I have
25:34
Speaker 1: one for you that.
25:35
Speaker 2: You've never heard of.
25:36
Speaker 1: Go for have you?
25:38
Speaker 2: Do you remember a band called Hometown?
25:42
Speaker 1: Oh Jesus, Tom, just again, I should have went through
25:45
Speaker 1: me like Hometown.
25:48
Speaker 2: It's not that far back. It's like twenty thirteen, fourteen,
25:50
Speaker 2: like you know what I mean. It's not as far
25:51
Speaker 2: back as the mid nineties or early two thousands.
25:54
Speaker 1: No, I was there purpose in life.
25:56
Speaker 2: Their purpose in life was to drive their enemies before them,
25:59
Speaker 2: and here to them a woman wait, that was coming
26:02
Speaker 2: the Barbarian No, it was they had a song called
26:05
Speaker 2: where I.
26:06
Speaker 1: Belong, Where I Belong? Where did they Belong?
26:09
Speaker 2: To m listen, there's there's a rake a minute. The
26:12
Speaker 2: only reason why I remember it is or no and
26:15
Speaker 2: about it was I became good friends with one of
26:18
Speaker 2: the band members because I worked with him. And again
26:19
Speaker 2: you sEH banto, but we've done a load of stuff
26:21
Speaker 2: together because of the good crack lad from from.
26:24
Speaker 1: I keep I keep forgetting that we're media personalities. Yeah.
26:27
Speaker 2: See, this is the thing we can't tread on too
26:28
Speaker 2: many toes. Dale Cronin is a good lad. Dale was
26:31
Speaker 2: in it. And Dale I think Dale was one of
26:34
Speaker 2: the few fellows on Dance with the Stars that got
26:36
Speaker 2: a perfect tint because he can do a standing backflip
26:39
Speaker 2: and kind.
26:40
Speaker 1: You know what I'm gonna tell you, if you can
26:41
Speaker 1: invert yourself on live TV, you'll find work.
26:45
Speaker 2: So yeah, I mean, but what was amazing was like
26:48
Speaker 2: that band had, you know, flown into the mountain many
26:52
Speaker 2: years before, and I made no bones about not giving
26:55
Speaker 2: a fuck about it. When I spoked spoke to Dale,
26:57
Speaker 2: I was like okay, and he was he was laughing
26:59
Speaker 2: about it.
27:00
Speaker 1: Man.
27:01
Speaker 2: You know, we could have gotten it. We could have
27:02
Speaker 2: gotten it.
27:03
Speaker 1: Back together rock.
27:03
Speaker 2: I'm like, I hear you, but you were not for me.
27:05
Speaker 2: I can tell you. When I was listening to Red
27:07
Speaker 2: Hot Chili Peppers, I wasn't.
27:08
Speaker 1: Say, you're so what The best they could have done
27:10
Speaker 1: was they could have had run out. I was gonna
27:12
Speaker 1: say they could have run out for the Eurovision. I'm
27:14
Speaker 1: looking at the Wikipedia here they fucking did they did? Yeah,
27:18
Speaker 1: one of them anyway. Yeah.
27:20
Speaker 2: But the what blew my mind was the and we're
27:25
Speaker 2: joking about it here, you know, the lads off and
27:28
Speaker 2: fatal deviations and these things. The fans of these are
27:33
Speaker 2: absolutely I mean it's a religion, like it's a Medigori
27:38
Speaker 2: religion of these young ones, like I've never like it'd
27:42
Speaker 2: be a random Wednesday of the Panto and young ones
27:47
Speaker 2: would have flown and the band had been broke up
27:49
Speaker 2: for years, and young ones would have flown over from Germany,
27:52
Speaker 2: stand at the backstage door waiting for Dale to come
27:54
Speaker 2: out to just sign their stuff from Germany. Like this
27:58
Speaker 2: was I've never seen. And it's like the fandom I
28:02
Speaker 2: have I had no idea of, you know, like they've
28:05
Speaker 2: they're essentially their own version Reddit.
28:07
Speaker 1: They have.
28:08
Speaker 2: They're like the Scouts they talk with each other, they
28:10
Speaker 2: swap tickets, stay, you know, come up with each other's
28:13
Speaker 2: fan art and stuff like that. And they all they
28:17
Speaker 2: talk in in in echo chambers about these bands. And
28:22
Speaker 2: I was like, what I said, dude, you haven't done
28:25
Speaker 2: a backflip in ten years? What is this about? Overcast?
28:29
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, he says, it's still they still
28:32
Speaker 2: keep showing up, and they're like, I just absolutely love you,
28:35
Speaker 2: like and it just it opened my mind with all
28:38
Speaker 2: I'm like Christ and there's and it's easy enough to
28:41
Speaker 2: just for us to forget and stuff and go. These
28:44
Speaker 2: they would still be knocking on people's doors, finding you know,
28:48
Speaker 2: strange Croatian women in their headges and stuff like that.
28:51
Speaker 2: I absolutely love you.
28:53
Speaker 1: But now and and we risk alienating the female audience
28:59
Speaker 1: of the Tom and Jerry Show. Scanton all as it
29:01
Speaker 1: might be. You get a young woman at our formative
29:06
Speaker 1: years and you have her for life, like you have
29:08
Speaker 1: that lady through twenty first thirtiths hen parties. You know
29:15
Speaker 1: you have them.
29:16
Speaker 2: Like look at Billy Idle, for God's sake, has the
29:20
Speaker 2: face pulled in about nineteen different directions. He's going back
29:23
Speaker 2: out on the road again. Like the sixty fifteen and
29:28
Speaker 2: six year old women are just going to go throw
29:30
Speaker 2: their bras at this man.
29:31
Speaker 1: He has any Irish woman in her mid thirties to
29:34
Speaker 1: early forties that finds himself in Las Vegas and the
29:37
Speaker 1: fellows are off watching the UFC or whatever, like, where
29:40
Speaker 1: do you think they're going. I'm not going to the
29:42
Speaker 1: UFC the young day we went over with the boyfriend
29:44
Speaker 1: or whatever, and he's going to the UFC. Where do
29:46
Speaker 1: you think that woman's going. She's going to back three
29:48
Speaker 1: boys on the strip?
29:49
Speaker 2: Yeah, have them for life residency at the win or wherever.
29:54
Speaker 1: This is it? Well, it's a well, it's a it's
29:56
Speaker 1: a hen party. Who'll we get We'll get this glass
29:59
Speaker 1: and that was an hometown and we get him to
30:01
Speaker 1: come around and sing happy and perta. It's only going
30:03
Speaker 1: to cost us a whole and fifty year. Oh, come on,
30:05
Speaker 1: let's get it done.
30:06
Speaker 2: Sounds good.
30:07
Speaker 1: Sounds good to me. Tom. There you go. Those are
30:10
Speaker 1: those lads in boyzone, and we wish him well in
30:13
Speaker 1: the future. Endeavor. We'll forget about those lads for one
30:17
Speaker 1: week second time, because every week we filter true every
30:20
Speaker 1: lad going and we find one lad the god damn
30:22
Speaker 1: it he's the lad. He's not just this ladder, that lad.
30:27
Speaker 1: He is Tom this lad that.
30:33
Speaker 2: I don't think we've had a saint. I was trying
30:36
Speaker 2: to scan my brain that we've done a lot of objects.
30:39
Speaker 2: We've done people, we've done animals. I don't think we've
30:42
Speaker 2: done a saint. I think this is our first saint?
30:44
Speaker 2: Is it?
30:45
Speaker 1: And who is our first sat?
30:46
Speaker 2: A first saint is of course one of the patron
30:47
Speaker 2: saints is of course same Bridget her name with the
30:51
Speaker 2: pagan goddess of fire, which is kind of cool in
30:54
Speaker 2: its own way for anybody thinking the name of their
30:57
Speaker 2: child Bridget. Yes, it is an outrun's name, but it's
30:59
Speaker 2: say time on a cool effect. It is got as
31:02
Speaker 2: a fire.
31:04
Speaker 1: Let me ask you a question. Everybody like Bridget as
31:06
Speaker 1: you would spell it? How would you spell the top
31:08
Speaker 1: of your head?
31:09
Speaker 2: B R I D G E T.
31:10
Speaker 1: Yeah? Same here, so Bridget b R I G D
31:14
Speaker 1: G E T.
31:15
Speaker 2: I was in a TV show called Bridget Name It,
31:17
Speaker 2: and I still have typed in on many of blurb
31:19
Speaker 2: but I won't same.
31:21
Speaker 1: Bridget spells it b R I G I D I did.
31:25
Speaker 1: I've got no comedy in any of this time. It's
31:27
Speaker 1: just an observance. She spelled your right.
31:29
Speaker 2: Well that's the I'm nearly sure that is the Irish version,
31:34
Speaker 2: which a b r I, so it would be brigate
31:36
Speaker 2: brig brigid.
31:38
Speaker 1: Well, nevertheless, she's doing.
31:41
Speaker 2: A hell of a job, a hell of a job
31:44
Speaker 2: for anybody wondering, because I've never heard the same bridges.
31:47
Speaker 1: Where have you been?
31:49
Speaker 2: She was born back in like ages, back she was born.
31:52
Speaker 2: I think it was a four fifty in around them times,
31:57
Speaker 2: Saint Patrick's era, you know what I mean. She was
32:00
Speaker 2: back in the old days.
32:01
Speaker 1: She was yeah, back in meantime.
32:05
Speaker 2: Back in in pagan time. Like her father was actually
32:07
Speaker 2: a pagan. Mother was a Christian, you know what I mean.
32:09
Speaker 2: Fair play him across contamination and whatnot. But father wanted
32:14
Speaker 2: to have brought up a pagan. Of course. The mother
32:16
Speaker 2: was like, come this new Christian thing. It's a new
32:19
Speaker 2: Christian vibe. Man, you gotta get on it. Got the
32:22
Speaker 2: daughter involved.
32:22
Speaker 1: The dog's crazy to me, ship don't change like you
32:24
Speaker 1: know what I mean, giving up. I want I want
32:26
Speaker 1: to I want to put the game in an educated together.
32:28
Speaker 2: You know, no, No, it's just everything's.
32:36
Speaker 1: Don't change.
32:37
Speaker 2: Rough, It's like a circle. It's just it's you know,
32:40
Speaker 2: everything sick sickly. It all comes around and the bridge's
32:45
Speaker 2: mother anymy, got her involved the father of a agent
32:47
Speaker 2: because he's like, no, you got to marry this wealthy
32:49
Speaker 2: dude up the road as the chieftain and all. Her
32:51
Speaker 2: father was chieftain of of Leinster, so he was big news.
32:55
Speaker 2: And she manages to swing it up by apparently yeah,
33:00
Speaker 2: was Quid saying, he was like, I want to marry
33:01
Speaker 2: that daughter or she's class. She prayed to God to
33:04
Speaker 2: make her ugly. God was like, no worries, wake up
33:07
Speaker 2: next morning, absolute munter. Your man says, I'll pass. The
33:11
Speaker 2: father's like koan, so be a nun for God's sake,
33:15
Speaker 2: becomes a nun. Turns out she was an absolute cracker.
33:18
Speaker 2: A week later, it comes back even better than she was,
33:20
Speaker 2: even better looking than she was.
33:22
Speaker 1: She was only temporarily ugly good looking yeah yeah, yeah, yeah,
33:26
Speaker 1: unless maybe it was just the guys that was put
33:28
Speaker 1: over her, you know what I mean.
33:29
Speaker 2: She wasn't actually turned ugly at all. To just how
33:31
Speaker 2: people force people, I don't know. Let's not get into
33:34
Speaker 2: the semantics of the scenario, but.
33:37
Speaker 1: I can't suggest how she would manage that Tom without
33:39
Speaker 1: being grossly offensive to a great many people. So let's
33:41
Speaker 1: move on.
33:42
Speaker 2: Look, it was the four hundreds. What am I saying?
33:45
Speaker 2: There was a lot of magic around at the time,
33:46
Speaker 2: That's all I'm saying.
33:48
Speaker 1: It was like one hundred ten is a two today.
33:51
Speaker 2: Instagra, Instagram filters. Let's they're creepy things like when you
33:55
Speaker 2: see him, like, you know what I mean. But the
33:59
Speaker 2: she went on to be uh she was born to
34:02
Speaker 2: dog of all places. I mean, that's the only thing
34:04
Speaker 2: that sticks with me is like imagine the accent, you know,
34:08
Speaker 2: you know, and then if atron Saint of Ireland ever
34:12
Speaker 2: you always think of like a West of Ireland, the
34:15
Speaker 2: soft rolling off and seeing things like that sounds windy.
34:19
Speaker 2: Do you know? We were there and we're praying to
34:21
Speaker 2: God and do just absolutely lovely and then all of
34:24
Speaker 2: a sudden, now you're going up done dalk.
34:28
Speaker 1: I will say, Tom, I don't want to I don't
34:29
Speaker 1: want to hijacket I don't want to hijackie here. But
34:32
Speaker 1: when I was young, like coming up, we would always
34:36
Speaker 1: be out drinking, maybe in character to the Dog or
34:39
Speaker 1: any of these places, and like you know, their final
34:40
Speaker 1: looking lasses there. Don't get me wrong, but then the
34:43
Speaker 1: bus from Neuri would come down and that would be there.
34:48
Speaker 1: Like it literally was like a sea change in the
34:51
Speaker 1: nightclub when the Neurry lassies landed down, because I would
34:54
Speaker 1: see the best looking women you've ever seen in your life,
34:58
Speaker 1: just all of a sudden, just walking. It was like
35:00
Speaker 1: time stopped. It was incredible. And it was only in
35:02
Speaker 1: later years that I learned what was happening. Because up
35:06
Speaker 1: across the border, you know again late nineties, what can
35:10
Speaker 1: I tell you, they had Boots, Semi Kim, miss Selfridge,
35:15
Speaker 1: They had all these shops and stores that were not
35:17
Speaker 1: available side of the border, so hers like downside of
35:20
Speaker 1: the border, the lassies were like rubbed and pseudo cream
35:23
Speaker 1: on their faces and going out up north that had
35:26
Speaker 1: like all sorts of push up bras and make up
35:30
Speaker 1: and like all the all the Sassinock tools to make
35:34
Speaker 1: a good look. And down here we were just trying
35:37
Speaker 1: dressing in cyclot continue.
35:41
Speaker 2: The only thing I will say is that Lasi knew
35:43
Speaker 2: what you were getting. You know what I mean, your
35:45
Speaker 2: team deal with his theories Decepticon, they're because they are
35:48
Speaker 2: just the same women. It's just one.
35:50
Speaker 1: Happens that from the lassies from New he would come
35:55
Speaker 1: into the oasis and they be wearing crop tops, and
35:57
Speaker 1: we'd never seen a crop top in early life. Lord, Yes,
36:03
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you I could talk at length about a.
36:06
Speaker 2: Patron saint of poet's midwife, newborn's, Irish nuns, fugitives, blacksmith's, dairymaids, boatman, chicken, farmers,
36:13
Speaker 2: cattle scholars, cattle, cattle scholar scholars, sailors. Yeah, cattle scholars,
36:22
Speaker 2: cattle common scholars.
36:24
Speaker 1: Com grammar is important here, but I gotta tell you
36:27
Speaker 1: she's the patron saint. The cattle scholars love her even more.
36:30
Speaker 2: Brother, Is it's somebody who writes about cattle or is
36:33
Speaker 2: it just an actual you know, yea his nose like
36:37
Speaker 2: some Jane's Joyce looking cow. So she the big thing
36:49
Speaker 2: is she went on, So she opened anyway, She built
36:53
Speaker 2: a church in Kilear, and that was where she was
36:55
Speaker 2: originally buried. But they exhumed her and brought her up
36:58
Speaker 2: to bury her with Saint Patrick above and Patrick up
37:01
Speaker 2: in uh down, where else would it be?
37:05
Speaker 1: Well, you know what I got to upward there's a semicham.
37:08
Speaker 2: Exactly, you know what I mean? Series probably getting the
37:10
Speaker 2: lips lips done and every much was up there.
37:12
Speaker 1: Are you telling me that our best saints are buried
37:16
Speaker 1: up to north.
37:17
Speaker 2: Here's the thing, it's not even Oliver right, because what
37:19
Speaker 2: happened was h king King, Yeah, you.
37:24
Speaker 1: Know what happened.
37:24
Speaker 2: You know what we like to divide a person up
37:26
Speaker 2: on the day and then what happens is they she
37:32
Speaker 2: wasn't to be she was absolute grand.
37:33
Speaker 1: Where she was.
37:35
Speaker 2: But the founder of product King Henry then whatever the
37:39
Speaker 2: seventh we'll call him, I don't know, the fat one
37:42
Speaker 2: who wanted them to get divorced.
37:45
Speaker 1: That's yeah, Henry the eighth.
37:46
Speaker 2: Henry the eighth invented.
37:48
Speaker 1: Don't ask me a second question about the English monarchy.
37:50
Speaker 1: I'm tapped out, I know.
37:52
Speaker 2: And essentially he turned the said a siege on Irish
37:57
Speaker 2: and everything to do with being Catholic. And they went
38:01
Speaker 2: to the exhumter again. This time they took our skull,
38:05
Speaker 2: but three Irish knights brought it to a safe haven
38:08
Speaker 2: of Catholicism in Lisbon, well Loomiar, Portugal, which is just
38:13
Speaker 2: outside Lisbon.
38:14
Speaker 1: And for a second there time I thought you were
38:17
Speaker 1: talking about Lisbon, I would say Belfast.
38:20
Speaker 2: No, is not, absolutely is not. Now when you see
38:25
Speaker 2: the flags, there's very few Saint Bridget's cross flags of
38:32
Speaker 2: outside Lisbon.
38:33
Speaker 1: On the subject to I'm sorry, we're about to march on.
38:35
Speaker 2: Now, sim marching now, Jesus, before you notice.
38:38
Speaker 1: The Oh no no, I'm going to save that to
38:40
Speaker 1: you know, that's my July here. Si Bridget's crosses simt
38:47
Speaker 1: Brigide's crosses are an industry in Ireland, which is brigid,
38:51
Speaker 1: which is which is across the crucifix of Our of
38:54
Speaker 1: our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, fashion out of reeds
38:56
Speaker 1: and rushes from the from the bogs. Okay, so if
39:00
Speaker 1: you didn't grow up in a bug heavy region, you
39:02
Speaker 1: probably didn't make these. Are you important? Important rushes? I
39:05
Speaker 1: don't know. I could never make one, Tom, could you not?
39:09
Speaker 2: In a face? The out one made one? We called
39:12
Speaker 2: down the other day. She one made it was perfect,
39:14
Speaker 2: of course, and she was like should we all sit
39:16
Speaker 2: down and make it sure? And like the little fellow's
39:18
Speaker 2: got nackad. Sure of course he made a sword, you
39:20
Speaker 2: know what I mean?
39:21
Speaker 1: And that's it.
39:22
Speaker 2: But I was kind of looking going, that's that's about
39:24
Speaker 2: as far as I could go. This is I cannot.
39:26
Speaker 2: I don't have the Dexteritian in order the patients to
39:29
Speaker 2: put together Saint Bridges cross.
39:31
Speaker 1: Well, I want to tell you, Tom, I want to
39:33
Speaker 1: tell you one thing then. And I tried up while
39:35
Speaker 1: I was in sixth class in primary school to make
39:37
Speaker 1: Saint Bridges crosses, and I got upset about it, Like
39:40
Speaker 1: I got real sad on several occasions that I could
39:43
Speaker 1: not pull off of some bridges cross But as I
39:47
Speaker 1: grew in life and things go on, it come to
39:50
Speaker 1: find out there's like a thing that you know, such
39:53
Speaker 1: as low fine motor skills. Come to come to find
39:58
Speaker 1: out we're like something very fiddley like that would be
40:01
Speaker 1: beyond the child. And I looked into that and I
40:04
Speaker 1: was like, would that also manifested itself? And an incredibly
40:07
Speaker 1: poor handwriting in primary school? And absolutely that would manifest
40:10
Speaker 1: itself and incredibly poor handwriting school skills in primary school?
40:14
Speaker 1: And I'm like, huh hmm, okay, all right, well it's
40:16
Speaker 1: kind of thing we pick up on these days, but
40:18
Speaker 1: not back then. But here we are, this life we.
40:20
Speaker 2: Live, and what did you need it picked up on for?
40:23
Speaker 1: Wouldn't you? I told that I wouldn't get chastised in
40:26
Speaker 1: school for being a fucking tick that couldn't make us
40:28
Speaker 1: some bridges crossed, didn't a wee bit of fucking sympathy
40:31
Speaker 1: would have went a long way in affirmative years.
40:32
Speaker 2: And where would you?
40:33
Speaker 1: Maybe I wouldn't ended up on the comedy stage ten years.
40:35
Speaker 2: Later, and maybe you mightn't have been. I thought, as hard,
40:38
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? If Rock he got
40:39
Speaker 2: it all his own way too, he might have become
40:41
Speaker 2: a champion. God Almighty, you want to just what you
40:44
Speaker 2: want to be coddled because you were shit at making
40:47
Speaker 2: same bridges crossed.
40:48
Speaker 1: I gotta tell you that if that had been grown
40:52
Speaker 1: as poor fine motor skills the time, you know, we
40:55
Speaker 1: could have leaned into that a little bit. Regardless of
40:57
Speaker 1: which you could have.
40:58
Speaker 2: Done, have done what I did. And I showed my
41:00
Speaker 2: engineering skills, and I went and got a stapler, and
41:03
Speaker 2: I staple that old bastard together and didn't tie anything,
41:06
Speaker 2: held it up as proud as punch, got it for it.
41:09
Speaker 2: But at the same time it worked, it became a
41:12
Speaker 2: same bridge as cross. I'd staple the entire fucking thing together.
41:15
Speaker 1: Well, teacher held my teacher instead, come help her fist
41:19
Speaker 1: up to my nose and said, you smell dead men
41:21
Speaker 1: of that Go make get horses for courses.
41:25
Speaker 2: Hey, before we wrap up in Saint Bridges, I think
41:27
Speaker 2: we just have well. Wrapping up is a pointedive thing
41:31
Speaker 2: to say, because if anybody's wondering, well, what makes her saying?
41:34
Speaker 2: You know the resid she sound. She was lovely, she's
41:36
Speaker 2: very good to people. She opened the church on the
41:39
Speaker 2: behest of Saint Bridges or Saint Patrick. To get the
41:42
Speaker 2: land for the church. She asked the local chiefment for
41:44
Speaker 2: the land. He was a bollocks, he said, tell a
41:48
Speaker 2: fair pig, and she went grand. She went home, prayed
41:51
Speaker 2: to God that he'd be a good man when she
41:52
Speaker 2: turns up the next day turned up, he went, all right,
41:54
Speaker 2: look a bit of land I'll give you. It's as
41:56
Speaker 2: big as how much your cloak can cover.
41:58
Speaker 1: Oh should remember this.
41:59
Speaker 2: So she turned around. Uh huh, I got your son
42:02
Speaker 2: turned around. No plan informission, no onboard planola throughout her
42:07
Speaker 2: cloak about twenty acres. That's a magic cloak you're talking about.
42:12
Speaker 1: That that's that's that's saintly behavior right there.
42:15
Speaker 2: I mean, there's a handful of things. If anybody wants
42:18
Speaker 2: to go all the way back to our beatification of
42:22
Speaker 2: Dolly Parton, you'll learn all about what it becomes means
42:25
Speaker 2: to become to a saint. Saint Bridget pulling off a
42:27
Speaker 2: move with her cloak. I'm sorry, that's an a.
42:31
Speaker 1: But the most you know, like, that's that sort of
42:37
Speaker 1: hindlton that altars with planning informission. I gotta tell you
42:40
Speaker 1: wreaks a corruption.
42:42
Speaker 2: And I'm okay with it.
42:43
Speaker 1: Your Tom.
42:45
Speaker 2: The church itself, she spotted it. It was taxific if.
42:48
Speaker 1: She turned If she turned around Tom and was like,
42:50
Speaker 1: I want my monastery to have a dormer window and
42:53
Speaker 1: they're like, no dormer windows. And she was like, don't
42:55
Speaker 1: you mean normal windows? And then all of a sudden
42:57
Speaker 1: I had normal windows. I wouldn't think that she's he's
43:00
Speaker 1: in Jedi. She just waved her hand in front of behavior.
43:04
Speaker 1: But I think that I think that'd be like, you know,
43:05
Speaker 1: greasing a few palms.
43:07
Speaker 2: Nothing around with it, and Palm Sunday is another day
43:09
Speaker 2: that we should look forward to bring it around. But
43:11
Speaker 2: the most important thing about Same Bridget for us in
43:13
Speaker 2: the modern climate is that thanks to the government, and
43:17
Speaker 2: I supposed they had to put it somewhere to give
43:19
Speaker 2: us another another bank holiday, and they gave it in
43:24
Speaker 2: celebration of Same Bridget, and we're all happy. I'd make
43:30
Speaker 2: as many Same Bridgegs crosses as you want with a stapler.
43:33
Speaker 1: And I gotta tell you, if it wasn't for the
43:35
Speaker 1: Bank Holiday of Same Bridget, I would not have broken
43:38
Speaker 1: my Lenten fast to not drink all year. Here we are.
43:43
Speaker 1: Can't let Saint Bridget's Bank Holiday go by without a
43:47
Speaker 1: couple of Barley pops. I'll tell you that much, right, lead,
43:53
Speaker 1: And I also want to I want to say, like,
43:55
Speaker 1: you know, I'm terribly sorry that we came to Saint Bridget.
43:57
Speaker 1: You know, we recorded it on Saint Bridget's so you
44:00
Speaker 1: won't hear it until after the fact. Hey, what can
44:03
Speaker 1: I tell you? We'll give you a full refund. What
44:05
Speaker 1: do you want me to do?
44:07
Speaker 2: Look, it's all right. It passed by most people without
44:10
Speaker 2: even realizing. Now look back retrospectively and go poor one
44:13
Speaker 2: out of the forty on the pavement for Same Bridget.
44:16
Speaker 2: She passed away at seventy five years of age, and
44:19
Speaker 2: like five twenty something, I mean seventy five counties back then,
44:25
Speaker 2: do you know what I mean? That's amazing that she
44:28
Speaker 2: got to seventy five. That's like one hundred and forty
44:30
Speaker 2: two in today's money. You know that's class. So that's
44:34
Speaker 2: in itself, it's safely other. Jar. I think we got away.
44:38
Speaker 2: We got away in a good form and you've been
44:41
Speaker 2: boiling on the edge the pot. The pot cover is
44:43
Speaker 2: just you. I've noticed that you've been a bit sparky
44:46
Speaker 2: though through the whole thing. That sauce is kicking in
44:48
Speaker 2: nicely and I like it.
44:49
Speaker 1: But that's what you get with McBride here is like,
44:52
Speaker 1: you know, he'll throw out stuff that like you're more
44:57
Speaker 1: than welcome to take offense to it, but appreciate the
45:00
Speaker 1: there's no offense meant, do you know what I mean?
45:03
Speaker 1: I've had that. I've had that throughout. But I'll tell
45:05
Speaker 1: you what it is with me when I have drinking
45:06
Speaker 1: meat Tom, as I do right now. I'm always on
45:10
Speaker 1: the search for entertainment. I want to have a couple
45:13
Speaker 1: of drinks and enjoy a thing. I want to you know,
45:16
Speaker 1: I want to be amused. I'm always done for something
45:20
Speaker 1: on TV or something to go there or something and whatnot?
45:23
Speaker 1: Right Tom, and like you know, finding what is the
45:25
Speaker 1: perfect thing to attend? Well, shit, that could be the
45:30
Speaker 1: subject of our brother.
45:33
Speaker 2: Don't stop.
45:36
Speaker 1: Do you do you know of any forthcoming events or whatnot? That,
45:42
Speaker 1: but the man could amuse himself.
45:44
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's plenty. To be fair, there's loads. I
45:47
Speaker 2: don't keep my finger on the pulse of what's going
45:49
Speaker 2: on around the country, and I'm brutal in that sense.
45:51
Speaker 2: I'm very self involved when it comes to that, because,
45:55
Speaker 2: as it happens, Jir I myself have a very interesting
45:59
Speaker 2: thing coming up that's going to pretty much take over
46:01
Speaker 2: there from the summer onwards to the end of the
46:03
Speaker 2: year for me. And that's my brand new tour show
46:06
Speaker 2: that I'm pretty happy has taken shape and with about
46:10
Speaker 2: an hour of brand new.
46:11
Speaker 1: Material, Tom o'my Live Life Seriously. Tom o'money is going
46:19
Speaker 1: back on tour in twenty twenty five.
46:21
Speaker 2: Back on the road, new tires on the car, will
46:23
Speaker 2: travel have jokes, cannot wait to get back. With dates
46:27
Speaker 2: locking in as we have, there's already even a couple
46:29
Speaker 2: up for sale. I just have to send off two
46:32
Speaker 2: more things to the crowd tonight and then there'll be
46:34
Speaker 2: another two up for sale. We're going to aim for
46:36
Speaker 2: as many venues as possible around the country. Before you know,
46:41
Speaker 2: the guards catch me for no tax one or the other.
46:44
Speaker 1: It's Tom. Let me tell you something right in the
46:47
Speaker 1: humor I'm in right now, the idea is sitting down
46:49
Speaker 1: and watching an hour comedy just suits me down to
46:52
Speaker 1: the ground. Absolutely. That sounds like a wonderful way to
46:55
Speaker 1: pass an afternoon, especially you know if it comes to
46:59
Speaker 1: a town new or me. But how can you offer
47:01
Speaker 1: me an assurance tow o money that your tour is
47:04
Speaker 1: coming to a town near me?
47:05
Speaker 2: Well, right now, already I've locked it in two. We're
47:09
Speaker 2: in all four provinces, the major cities of all four problems.
47:12
Speaker 2: So that's going to cover a lot of while we're
47:14
Speaker 2: in Cork or in Galway. We're in Belfast, we're in Dublin,
47:18
Speaker 2: but we're also going to turn up in Wexford, Water, Tipperary,
47:23
Speaker 2: Carlo Ennis of Claire, the Clear One. We're going to
47:27
Speaker 2: be a Mayo and a couple more around the Midlands.
47:30
Speaker 2: There's definitely going to be one in Derry. And you
47:33
Speaker 2: know what, I doubt that there won't be a down
47:36
Speaker 2: that there isn't one damn fucking near to you. I'm
47:39
Speaker 2: trying to bring this. I'll probably show up in your
47:41
Speaker 2: sitting room without even you asking, with a microphone and
47:44
Speaker 2: a backdrop, and just start in front. Just kick the
47:48
Speaker 2: TV over and just start. I will do an hour
47:51
Speaker 2: comedy into your face. Whether you want it or not,
47:54
Speaker 2: it's happening. It's happening. Everybody is getting it.
47:58
Speaker 1: But Tom, here's the thing. Okay, I've I've been a
48:01
Speaker 1: long time listener to the podcast. Heck, I've been a
48:05
Speaker 1: participant you have. So what I've come to expect from
48:09
Speaker 1: you is a certain tone of voice, in a certain
48:12
Speaker 1: style of comedy. I've known it, I've loved it. I've
48:15
Speaker 1: been a part of it for several years. How can
48:17
Speaker 1: you offer me in assurance that what I see in
48:21
Speaker 1: here when I go to see you live is, you know,
48:26
Speaker 1: not some strange new crazy you know, drifty fifty kind
48:31
Speaker 1: of shit. Don't you worry if you don't follow me
48:33
Speaker 1: on usual. So to the platforms, you'll see what happens
48:36
Speaker 1: to mostly tails from the front row. You'll find a
48:38
Speaker 1: bunch of those.
48:39
Speaker 2: I'm sure I should collate them all together, but tails
48:41
Speaker 2: from the front row I call them, and everybody gets
48:44
Speaker 2: a lamp based. But if you're even wondering.
48:46
Speaker 1: I don't know.
48:47
Speaker 2: I mean, he's funny on the pod, but I don't
48:49
Speaker 2: know when I got to see him. Well, by the
48:51
Speaker 2: time this hits your ears, I e tomorrow night from
48:55
Speaker 2: recording it, we I will have finished the fourth pass,
49:02
Speaker 2: fourth pass of my sprand new special, which will be
49:06
Speaker 2: landing probably within the next week to ten days. We'll
49:10
Speaker 2: be landing on YouTube free of charge for you to
49:13
Speaker 2: sit down and watch an hour from last year's show
49:16
Speaker 2: to whe the appetite and you'll go, Jesus Christ, I'm
49:19
Speaker 2: on board with everything this lad is saying. I'd love more.
49:22
Speaker 2: It's a perfect, perfect little sniff of the flower to go.
49:27
Speaker 3: Yeah, you're telling me, Tom that there's a free special
49:32
Speaker 3: going up from on YouTube from last year, and if
49:34
Speaker 3: I like the sound of that, there's no good reason
49:37
Speaker 3: I won't like this upcoming to her.
49:39
Speaker 2: It's exactly along the same. Well, do you know what,
49:41
Speaker 2: even this one's a bit wilder. I've pushed the boat
49:44
Speaker 2: a silliness, and I mean right silliness. I've pushed it
49:48
Speaker 2: out on this one where if you get on board
49:51
Speaker 2: from the get go, you're in for a treat. I
49:54
Speaker 2: would come with a drink in your hand, is what
49:56
Speaker 2: I'm saying.
49:57
Speaker 1: And Tom, can you assure the listeners here that your
50:00
Speaker 1: comedy special coming up now. The tour that you're going
50:03
Speaker 1: on will bring peace to the Middle East.
50:06
Speaker 2: There's absolutely no doubt peace to the Middle East. How
50:08
Speaker 2: about the Eastern Europe?
50:10
Speaker 1: How about how about it will bring peace to the
50:14
Speaker 1: Middle East, the.
50:18
Speaker 2: Middle East. Of the lads in Congo will put down
50:23
Speaker 2: their arms right now. They will just chill when they
50:26
Speaker 2: see it. They're like, this is well worth a watch,
50:28
Speaker 2: at least for an hour. Let's have an amastice. Let's
50:31
Speaker 2: just chill out. This will be like the Germans and
50:33
Speaker 2: the English kicking of football around on Christmas Day. Everybody
50:36
Speaker 2: will just chill and go. All right, this fella's completely
50:39
Speaker 2: wired to the fucking moon. Let's get on board with
50:42
Speaker 2: this lad. In fact, let's get in and get him
50:44
Speaker 2: a plane, fly him over. He'll do a comedy special
50:46
Speaker 2: over here as well. And I will I will. If
50:49
Speaker 2: they need me to go, I will go flack jacking on.
50:52
Speaker 2: I'm hot to trot.
50:53
Speaker 1: Well, tom, let me ask you question. Speaking of hot
50:56
Speaker 1: to trot, let's talk about hot to go. H O
50:58
Speaker 1: dt o g oh chapel rowan right there. In case
51:02
Speaker 1: you didn't know who I was singing about last time.
51:05
Speaker 1: She put a show on in Dublin. The tickets were
51:08
Speaker 1: like a one hundred and twenty euros apiece. Can you
51:11
Speaker 1: assure me, Tom to settler Owd that you won't be
51:15
Speaker 1: breaking anybody's bank when we come to.
51:18
Speaker 2: God, it doesn't matter, It doesn't matter how big us
51:22
Speaker 2: in this podcast ever get here. I will spend the
51:25
Speaker 2: evening breaking confry blocks just to just to bring keep
51:29
Speaker 2: myself on a level even blue collar keel so working
51:34
Speaker 2: class blue collar folk. You know, I'm not going to
51:36
Speaker 2: be hitting your heart. Between myself and the venues. We're
51:39
Speaker 2: never going to get beyond twenty two euro That's about
51:42
Speaker 2: as hot as it's gonna get because that covers all bases.
51:45
Speaker 1: That's not even the price of the cinema. My god, horr,
51:48
Speaker 1: are you making money?
51:49
Speaker 2: I know, I know, I know, I know, but I
51:51
Speaker 2: feel bad about it.
51:52
Speaker 1: We got it.
51:53
Speaker 2: Look, we put in the calculations and I figure if
51:55
Speaker 2: I make my own sandwiches and bring it with me
51:57
Speaker 2: no matter where I go in the country, but I
52:00
Speaker 2: possibly green, you know what I mean. I can make
52:03
Speaker 2: it pay just enough so I can bring my comedy
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Speaker 2: two people. That's really all that matters to me.
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Speaker 1: We'll tell him you make a compelling argument, my friend.
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Speaker 1: But like one sort of deal breaker is if I
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Speaker 1: show up at any of these gigs, is there a
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Speaker 1: chance that you get two for the price of one?
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Speaker 1: Is there a chance that you also get a little
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Speaker 1: bit of McBride in the middle of all that.
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Speaker 2: There's an absolutely whether he likes it or not, I'm
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Speaker 2: going to drag him by the ankles, kicking and screaming.
52:29
Speaker 2: McBride is going to be there. I can promise you
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Speaker 2: that you have to have you Look, you have to
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Speaker 2: have one with the other. It's like look, it's like
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Speaker 2: jam and Butler. They have to go together, tng, tongue
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Speaker 2: and groove. You can't have a tongue and not a
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Speaker 2: groove when it comes to floor, and if you had nothing,
52:45
Speaker 2: you'd have nothing but tongues. There's no use. Before you know,
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Speaker 2: your floor be a baggish shit and it would never
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Speaker 2: clip together. You have to have it. So, yes, of
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Speaker 2: course McBride is on board. He may not fully agree
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Speaker 2: with it yet, but I promise.
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Speaker 1: There might be a few terms and conditions lie to
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Speaker 1: a tom if I if it takes place, if it
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Speaker 1: takes place within a very very certain one, I promise
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Speaker 1: traveled and I'm comfortable with.
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Speaker 2: I promise that there will be adult nappies just in
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Speaker 2: case McBride has to ship himself before he goes out stage.
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Speaker 2: He would be fully, fully covered and you'll see just
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Speaker 2: an expression coming over his face of happiness and then yeah,
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Speaker 2: I'll have to change him immediately afterwards. But it's all right.
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Speaker 2: I'm not that far from it. But if people want
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Speaker 2: to buy tickets, just go to Tom Mandy dot com,
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Speaker 2: go to the gig section and they'll be there right now.
53:30
Speaker 2: The early doors ones are up. Then as you'll hear
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Speaker 2: this will be three or four more up, and there'll
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Speaker 2: be more being added throughout. So you put the date
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Speaker 2: in your calendar, get yourself a ticket for you and
53:39
Speaker 2: your equivalent other or the Gang of Lads or the
53:41
Speaker 2: gang of girls, and look, it's going to be a
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Speaker 2: rip snorter good night.
53:48
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you, folks, if we spoke too fast
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Speaker 1: for you to know where Tom's show new tour is
53:54
Speaker 1: taking him, don't worry. It's going to be on our
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Speaker 1: social media channels, don't you know. And god damn it
53:59
Speaker 1: ain't that a wonderful segue into the end of the
54:01
Speaker 1: show where I tell you find folks to follow the
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Speaker 1: Tom and Jerry Show on Twitter at Tom and Jerry Show.
54:08
Speaker 1: Jerry with g will get you there. You can find
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Speaker 1: my good friend mister o'madony there at Tom Underscore o'manney
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Speaker 1: on Instagram. We'll get you there, and you'll find me
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Speaker 1: at Jerry McBride or the equivalent Jerry with a gee
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Speaker 1: on Blue Sky. Don't follow me on Twitter. That's road
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Speaker 1: to note hand.
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Speaker 2: Don't follow me on Twitter either. You do have a
54:29
Speaker 2: habit tell that I am the worst Twitter since Twitter
54:33
Speaker 2: was ever invented. I'm the worst anything.
54:35
Speaker 1: I'm disembarking from the platform.
54:37
Speaker 2: But I like I like Instagram, and I like TikTok
54:41
Speaker 2: because TikTok shows me videos of unbelievable carpenters that have
54:45
Speaker 2: nearly sued you watching it. But we're not on TikTok
54:48
Speaker 2: just yet. As soon as I get this house finished,
54:51
Speaker 2: we will be. We will be starting to put videos
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Speaker 2: back up there.
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Speaker 1: We've got we've got, we've got tours to plan and
54:55
Speaker 1: boys own documentaries to watch. But regardless of which, follows
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Speaker 1: on social media channel and you will find all the
55:02
Speaker 1: information you need about Tom's upcoming tour, as well as
55:05
Speaker 1: the little bits and pieces that we throw in here
55:07
Speaker 1: and there. Tom what would we like to use, fine
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Speaker 1: folks to.
55:10
Speaker 2: Do keep doing exactly what you're doing, because you are subscribing.
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Speaker 2: It would seem in your hordes to Spotify. And of
55:17
Speaker 2: course you can go wherever you want to. If you're
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Speaker 2: us the five stars, and by god you all have.
55:29
Speaker 2: We are slamming five stars across the all platforms every
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Speaker 2: single one year. Are absolutely class, nothing but nothing but
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Speaker 2: net fair plate. It makes it more visible to everybody else.
55:42
Speaker 2: And if you want to share it, do It'd be
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Speaker 2: absolutely class. Other than that jer I'd say a sticky
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Speaker 2: toffy pudding with my name outside there. I can smell it,
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Speaker 2: the we.
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Speaker 1: Orn hang over with my name on the tom Oh, I.
55:54
Speaker 2: Can't wait to see you tomorrow morning. I want a
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Speaker 2: picture of you tomorrow morning.
55:58
Speaker 1: Just agree, Gray, February start in the morning.
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Speaker 2: Roll it's it's new. You're oh. I love this easy
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Speaker 2: know and you're not going to doing a hard day's
56:09
Speaker 2: work tomorrow. You'll beat look at you on a school night, scuttered.
56:14
Speaker 2: I absolutely love it and jealous. It's very, very very
56:17
Speaker 2: fantastic in your voice. By the way, as somebody who's
56:19
Speaker 2: going to be editing this podcast has been creamy, creamy throughout,
56:24
Speaker 2: so I think a jump a junkie, maybe maybe try
56:29
Speaker 2: that next week we just get you on her own,
56:32
Speaker 2: or even start to slow and methadone next week and
56:34
Speaker 2: see what way you should up.
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Speaker 3: Let's find out Tom good luck, good look,