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Let’s do the Time Warp Again, for the first time! · STEVE 8

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: What's up?
• 0:02
  SPEAKER_01: You don't send me flowers.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: Talk about forever.
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_01: And I laugh and I don't do, don't let her cry.
• 0:16
  SPEAKER_03: You know that's all.
• 0:17
  SPEAKER_01: Keep going.
• 0:18
  SPEAKER_03: I liked them.
• 0:19
  SPEAKER_03: I I I forgot the words now, but it's it's kind of like you don't send me flowers anymore.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_03: That's all I know.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_03: That's all I know, but it's just what I thought of when I called you.
• 0:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's just what I thought of at the moment.
• 0:38
  SPEAKER_00: Wow, it was lovely.
• 0:40
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'll do better next time.
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_03: I'll practice.
• 0:43
  SPEAKER_00: I'm a little choked up.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_03: I'll write down the words or something.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:47
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_03: Look, man, we don't talk anymore.
• 0:50
  SPEAKER_03: I'm losing touch, man.
• 0:52
  SPEAKER_03: I'm losing faith.
• 0:53
  SPEAKER_03: I'm losing touch.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_03: I'm losing steam.
• 0:55
  SPEAKER_03: I don't know what to do.
• 0:56
  SPEAKER_03: The the fans are on the streets, like spinning me around saying, what happened?
• 1:02
  SPEAKER_03: Where's Steve Aid?
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_00: And you know, I yeah, I mean you know, we're busy.
• 1:09
  SPEAKER_03: The scientists can't do their job.
• 1:11
  SPEAKER_03: They don't have data points anymore.
• 1:13
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, it's there's a lot, man.
• 1:15
  SPEAKER_03: It's a lot.
• 1:17
  SPEAKER_03: We can't win a a webby or whatever.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, well, yeah.
• 1:23
  SPEAKER_00: I'm past that.
• 1:26
  SPEAKER_00: Who wants a webby?
• 1:27
  SPEAKER_03: I don't even know what that is, honestly.
• 1:29
  SPEAKER_00: If if if there is no such thing, we should make that up for sure.
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_03: Well, there's some sort of a podcast award, but we're not winning that, but that's okay.
• 1:37
  SPEAKER_00: Well, I mean, we haven't even started our podcast yet, so well, I know, but we want to.
• 1:42
  SPEAKER_03: We've been talking about it for a long time, for at least several years.
• 1:46
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, someday.
• 1:47
  SPEAKER_00: Someday we want to.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_00: I think, I think, yeah.
• 1:51
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 1:52
  SPEAKER_03: So what's going on in California IA, man?
• 1:56
  SPEAKER_03: What's happening in California IA?
• 1:58
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
• 1:59
  SPEAKER_00: Gas is$12 a gallon.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_03: No, it can't be that much.
• 2:04
  SPEAKER_00: Pretty close.
• 2:05
  SPEAKER_00: It's pretty close.
• 2:06
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but you're exaggerating.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, so me, I just passed the gas station, it was 650 and up.
• 2:18
  SPEAKER_00: And that's that's not an exact one.
• 2:21
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, you know, I say to that, just stop driving, man.
• 2:24
  SPEAKER_03: Get on your bike, use your leggies, leggies, and do some walking.
• 2:27
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:29
  SPEAKER_03: You know, figure it out.
• 2:31
  SPEAKER_03: I mean, what I want to know is of all things, why war?
• 2:36
  SPEAKER_03: Of all things, why war?
• 2:37
  SPEAKER_03: That's the bumper sticker I want to make.
• 2:39
  SPEAKER_03: Of all things, why war?
• 2:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
• 2:43
  SPEAKER_03: Not a good uh not a good way to spend hundreds of billions of dollars, bruv.
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_03: Bruv, like think of all things we could do with that money right now.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_00: We could eat pizza.
• 2:53
  SPEAKER_03: Don't think about don't think about it.
• 2:55
  SPEAKER_03: We could eat pizza.
• 2:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you could do a lot of people, you could feed the whole world, bruv.
• 3:01
  SPEAKER_03: Pizza, you know what I'm saying?
• 3:03
  SPEAKER_03: Of all things, feed the world is that bombing people is what we gotta do.
• 3:06
  SPEAKER_03: Come on, let's not get into it.
• 3:08
  SPEAKER_03: Let's not get into it.
• 3:09
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but yeah, song.
• 3:11
  SPEAKER_03: We don't know everybody's talking about gas.
• 3:13
  SPEAKER_03: That's all anybody wants to talk about anymore is gas.
• 3:16
  SPEAKER_03: I want to talk about milk.
• 3:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I want to talk about cookies.
• 3:20
  SPEAKER_03: I want to talk about cake.
• 3:22
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I want to talk.
• 3:23
  SPEAKER_03: I want to talk about bread.
• 3:25
  SPEAKER_00: What about a croissant?
• 3:27
  SPEAKER_02: I want to talk about croissant, man.
• 3:30
  SPEAKER_02: Stuff that tastes good to eat, you know what I'm saying?
• 3:33
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it's my bedtime, bruv.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm I'm finna go to bed, bruv.
• 3:38
  SPEAKER_03: This is when I go to bed.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_03: I like this is my favorite time to call you, honestly, though, midnight.
• 3:42
  SPEAKER_00: Yeah, why aren't you sleeping?
• 3:44
  SPEAKER_03: Because I stay up till midnight, and then I look and I go, oh, what about my bruv?
• 3:49
  SPEAKER_03: He don't send me flowers anymore.
• 3:52
  SPEAKER_00: What's interesting is during this podcast, it's gonna go from today to tomorrow for you.
• 4:01
  SPEAKER_03: True, true.
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: Right?
• 4:03
  SPEAKER_00: True, bruv.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_03: That's true.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_00: But I'm gonna stay in today.
• 4:08
  SPEAKER_03: Which is yesterday.
• 4:10
  SPEAKER_00: For you.
• 4:11
  SPEAKER_00: Think about it.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_00: You're gonna go from today to tomorrow.
• 4:17
  SPEAKER_03: You're really liking this.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_03: I can tell.
• 4:19
  SPEAKER_03: And I'm your mind is getting blown right now.
• 4:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be in the same day.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna be in the same day this whole time.
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna be on Tuesday when I'm on Wednesday, bruv.
• 4:29
  SPEAKER_03: And then for it's probably the first time it's ever happened in a podcast.
• 4:33
  SPEAKER_00: For you, I've I went, I you're gonna be talking to me yesterday.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_00: Hang on, let's let's follow.
• 4:41
  SPEAKER_03: You're gonna be talking to me in the future, basically.
• 4:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm gonna be in the future and you're gonna be in the past.
• 4:45
  SPEAKER_00: Let's let's follow this.
• 4:46
  SPEAKER_00: So it's it's two minutes to midnight for you.
• 4:51
  SPEAKER_00: Hang on, let's just check this.
• 4:54
  SPEAKER_00: It's two minutes to midnight.
• 4:56
  SPEAKER_00: It's 8 50.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_00: Time is a construct, though, bruv.
• 4:59
  SPEAKER_00: We're both in today.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_00: We're both in the same day.
• 5:03
  SPEAKER_03: We're both in Tuesday, is what you call it.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_03: September 22nd.
• 5:07
  SPEAKER_03: I think it's the equinox, bruv.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_00: Bruv.
• 5:09
  SPEAKER_00: Bruv, we're both in the same day.
• 5:11
  SPEAKER_00: Hang on.
• 5:12
  SPEAKER_03: Equinox.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
• 5:13
  SPEAKER_03: We're equinoxing.
• 5:14
  SPEAKER_00: I I don't know what that is.
• 5:16
  SPEAKER_03: Well, we're also equinox between us, same day.
• 5:19
  SPEAKER_03: Equinox.
• 5:20
  SPEAKER_00: That even means equinox.
• 5:21
  SPEAKER_00: I isn't that that's well that that's that's an easy one.
• 5:24
  SPEAKER_00: Heavy metal band from from 89.
• 5:27
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that is a good name for a heavy metal band, actually.
• 5:30
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, that would be a great name.
• 5:33
  SPEAKER_00: We're it's it's Tuesday.
• 5:35
  SPEAKER_03: It's you're really drawing this out.
• 5:37
  SPEAKER_00: We're both today, right?
• 5:41
  SPEAKER_00: We're both we're both in the day today.
• 5:44
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, 59.
• 5:46
  SPEAKER_00: And we're gonna be this for another 56.
• 5:50
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's equinox for me right now, and it's equinox for you.
• 5:56
  SPEAKER_00: I just don't know.
• 5:57
  SPEAKER_03: Well, that's the day when it's the same, and the the daylight is the same as the night light.
• 6:03
  SPEAKER_03: Okay, fine.
• 6:04
  SPEAKER_03: The the the apps gotta count down.
• 6:06
  SPEAKER_00: This is like counting down.
• 6:08
  SPEAKER_03: No, we don't we can talk about other things and then we can remark.
• 6:12
  SPEAKER_03: We're counting down we can remark on it.
• 6:14
  SPEAKER_00: We're counting down it's today and you're today, right?
• 6:18
  SPEAKER_03: Yeah, but I don't have clocks around me like you do or something.
• 6:22
  SPEAKER_00: I'm looking at it.
• 6:23
  SPEAKER_00: It's on my phone.
• 6:24
  SPEAKER_00: It's today, I'm in today, and you're in today.
• 6:28
  SPEAKER_00: Okay?
• 6:29
  SPEAKER_00: Equinox.
• 6:30
  SPEAKER_00: You're equinox.
• 6:32
  SPEAKER_00: Okay, now you're tomorrow.
• 6:34
  SPEAKER_00: I'm today, and you're tomorrow, and you're and I'm not in and I'm not an equinox anymore.
• 6:40
  SPEAKER_00: You're talking to me, and I'm yesterday for you.
• 6:43
  SPEAKER_03: I'm in the future.
• 6:44
  SPEAKER_03: I'm coming to you from the future.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_03: You're in the future.
• 6:46
  SPEAKER_03: I'm a time traveler, basically.
• 6:49
  SPEAKER_00: Isn't that weird?
• 6:50
  SPEAKER_00: You're talking to me.
• 6:51
  SPEAKER_03: I'm it's weird because it's a construct, because what I'm trying to say is the time should be the same throughout the world at the same time.
• 6:59
  SPEAKER_03: It should be the same time throughout the world.
• 7:01
  SPEAKER_00: I just know that you're talking, I'm talking to tomorrow, and you're talking yesterday.
• 7:06
  SPEAKER_03: I know I know things about today that you don't even know yet.
• 7:09
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
• 7:10
  SPEAKER_03: Like it's not equinox anymore.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_03: For one thing.
• 7:12
  SPEAKER_00: No, you keep saying equinox.
• 7:14
  SPEAKER_00: I don't know what that means.
• 7:15
  SPEAKER_03: It's it's a 80s hairband.
• 7:18
  SPEAKER_00: I know what tomorrow means, and I know what yesterday means.
• 7:22
  SPEAKER_00: And I'm today your tomorrow.
• 7:24
  SPEAKER_03: No, you're yesterday.
• 7:26
  SPEAKER_03: You're yesterday, and I'm yesterday's tomorrow.
• 7:29
  SPEAKER_00: I'm yesterday, you're talking to a you're talking to you're talking to someone from yesterday.
• 7:36
  SPEAKER_03: I'm this is so exciting.
• 7:38
  SPEAKER_03: Oh my gosh.
• 7:39
  SPEAKER_03: How can we how can we have how can we have just blown everybody's minds?
• 7:43
  SPEAKER_03: Like how can we do new things that nobody's ever done?
• 7:46
  SPEAKER_03: Still, we're doing things that nobody's ever done.
• 7:48
  SPEAKER_00: We just went through a time warp.
• 7:50
  SPEAKER_03: We're in Well, I'm a time traveler.
• 7:52
  SPEAKER_00: We're in it.
• 7:53
  SPEAKER_00: We're living it right now.
• 7:55
  SPEAKER_03: Well, you've got a while before you traveled in time, but I'm I am, we are living.