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- 0:57Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald.
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- 1:01Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I've got your girl
- 1:04Speaker 2: Fortune Feimster coming on a little bit. We recorded yesterday,
- 1:07Speaker 2: but there's even fresh hot topics today that I want
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- 1:15Speaker 2: am sporting a new hairdo right now. So you've got
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- 1:20Speaker 2: make sure you subscribe. Now, because I'm going to the
- 1:24Speaker 2: Bros premiere, which is the new romantic comedy, I am
- 1:27Speaker 2: going to be on the red carpet looking pretty cute
- 1:30Speaker 2: with A pretty shocking new do. Okay. So we're going
- 1:34Speaker 2: to hope that it works out. I've got a middle part.
- 1:37Speaker 2: I'm wearing it up, trying to be funky. I don't know.
- 1:42Speaker 2: You know, I do my own hair and makeup. So
- 1:44Speaker 2: it's what I have to do. What? And he's like,
- 1:48Speaker 2: slay girl. So anyway, most exciting news though, you guys,
- 1:55Speaker 2: is you've been begging. You've been asking for it. You've
- 1:58Speaker 2: been saying, please, Heather, please. Yes, your wish has been granted.
- 2:03Speaker 2: My sold-out show in New York City, Saturday, October 15th,
- 2:09Speaker 2: with all the juiciest scoop that's happening in pop culture, housewives,
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- 2:15Speaker 2: weekend in BravoCon. If you couldn't come to see me
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- 2:47Speaker 1: Yeah.
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- 3:30Speaker 2: about my movie premiere tonight and all the juicy scoop
- 3:33Speaker 2: that happened there only on Patreon, which you'll get to
- 3:36Speaker 2: listen to Friday. So everything is at heathermcdonald.net for everything
- 3:40Speaker 2: you need. Let's get into it. Okay, you guys. Two
- 3:46Speaker 2: Fridays ago, I think it was, David Bedore, former husband
- 3:50Speaker 2: of Real Housewives of OC, Shannon Bedore, they got divorced
- 3:54Speaker 2: and he and his girlfriend, Leslie, at the time, she
- 3:58Speaker 2: became pregnant. I think they got married either before or
- 4:01Speaker 2: after she had the baby. The baby's like one and
- 4:03Speaker 2: a half. And it was that Friday, like two Fridays ago,
- 4:08Speaker 2: I guess, that he filed for divorce from her. Everyone
- 4:12Speaker 2: was like quite, you know, it was quite shocking. I
- 4:15Speaker 2: talked about it on my live show. I don't think
- 4:16Speaker 2: I talked about it on here because a few days later,
- 4:20Speaker 2: she posted, Leslie Bedore posted, he has retracted his divorce
- 4:25Speaker 2: filing and go back to your regular television viewing, turned
- 4:30Speaker 2: off comments. So we're like, okay, I guess he filed
- 4:34Speaker 2: and then took it back. That's kind of crazy that
- 4:36Speaker 2: you would actually go through a legal proceeding like that
- 4:38Speaker 2: unless you're 100% sure, but maybe not. Whatever. Maybe they
- 4:42Speaker 2: really are in love and they're going to make it work.
- 4:45Speaker 2: That was it. So I didn't really even talk about it. Well,
- 4:49Speaker 2: this morning, Leslie Bedore, who I follow, posted, I am filing.
- 4:55Speaker 2: And she wrote, I am filing for divorce. While this
- 4:58Speaker 2: is not what I would have ever expected, it is
- 5:00Speaker 2: what is best. I value myself and my children. Thank
- 5:03Speaker 2: you for the family and friends that are supporting me.
- 5:06Speaker 2: I'll share more later. So, It's really interesting that so
- 5:12Speaker 2: many people in Juicy Scoop Obsessed sent this to me
- 5:15Speaker 2: are very obsessed with the fact that they're getting divorced. And,
- 5:21Speaker 2: you know, the reason I love talking about housewives and
- 5:24Speaker 2: interviewing them is because I can relate to so many
- 5:27Speaker 2: stages of these women's lives, whether it's marriage, divorce, kids,
- 5:31Speaker 2: all of it. So that's always been my interest. And
- 5:36Speaker 2: this being one, we saw Shannon and David's long-term marriage
- 5:41Speaker 2: fall apart. And from the moment I met Shannon, it
- 5:44Speaker 2: was at a USC game. Tamara invited me. She wasn't
- 5:48Speaker 2: announced to being on the show. I met David and
- 5:51Speaker 2: they seemed perfectly nice together. And I was like, what
- 5:54Speaker 2: made you decide to do this show? And she's like,
- 5:56Speaker 2: I don't know. I think I have more going on
- 5:58Speaker 2: in my future and I'm excited to do it. And
- 6:02Speaker 2: she said, and I kind of want to see my
- 6:05Speaker 2: marriage played back. And I was like, wow, that's interesting.
- 6:08Speaker 2: So I think they had their issues for a while.
- 6:10Speaker 2: And then, of course, she was so open. We saw
- 6:12Speaker 2: it all.
- 6:13Speaker 5: And I think.
- 6:14Speaker 2: Anyone that was, you know, a fan of hers or
- 6:16Speaker 2: even watching the show agreed this couple should no longer
- 6:19Speaker 2: be together. He had cheated. They'd gotten back together. They
- 6:22Speaker 2: went to therapy. And she had to go to a
- 6:25Speaker 2: Radisson Inn and lay on a dirty floor and pretend
- 6:28Speaker 2: like she was dead and what he would say at
- 6:30Speaker 2: her eulogy. We got to see all of that. We
- 6:34Speaker 2: got to see them renew their vows. And we got
- 6:36Speaker 2: to see her tell everybody on the reunion for the
- 6:38Speaker 2: first time that they went to Hawaii together. And during
- 6:41Speaker 2: the trip, he's like, I'm leaving you and left and filed.
- 6:44Speaker 2: And that was the end. Their horrible going back and
- 6:47Speaker 2: forth of divorce, all of it. He then meets Leslie
- 6:51Speaker 2: along the way after being separated and officially getting divorced
- 6:56Speaker 2: after this time. And they fall in love. And she's
- 6:59Speaker 2: a much younger woman. He's 57. I think Leslie's like 36.
- 7:03Speaker 2: She had two little kids and then, of course, the
- 7:05Speaker 2: little girl they share together. And they got married. And
- 7:09Speaker 2: we really haven't heard much from them as far as
- 7:12Speaker 2: a couple. And Shannon's gone on to have her boyfriend
- 7:16Speaker 2: and now they're three kids. I think the twins are
- 7:19Speaker 2: 18 and the oldest daughter's 20. So when I first
- 7:22Speaker 2: saw that he filed for divorce, I thought, wow, you know, well,
- 7:27Speaker 2: you know, the, sometimes these things don't work out. And
- 7:30Speaker 2: maybe he also realized like, God, this marriage isn't working.
- 7:34Speaker 2: since he was the one that filed it, this marriage
- 7:36Speaker 2: isn't working and I don't want to be paying spousal
- 7:39Speaker 2: support for a number of years. At least this way,
- 7:41Speaker 2: I'll probably only really have to pay for my daughter.
- 7:45Speaker 2: And I thought, I wonder how much child support she's
- 7:48Speaker 2: going to get because he is an older guy. And
- 7:50Speaker 2: I always wonder, maybe my divorce attorneys can tell me this.
- 7:54Speaker 2: My understanding is when you ask for child support, The
- 7:57Speaker 2: people that really get what they are supposed to get,
- 8:00Speaker 2: where the guy can't hide it or anything, is when
- 8:02Speaker 2: the guy doesn't have his own business, when he's like
- 8:04Speaker 2: a police officer or a teacher, and they take 25%
- 8:07Speaker 2: of your income gross, and that is what the child
- 8:11Speaker 2: support usually is. If there's two kids, it's 50. And
- 8:14Speaker 2: it can never be more than 50 because the guy
- 8:16Speaker 2: couldn't really survive on less than that. But when people
- 8:21Speaker 2: have their own businesses and stuff, they can manipulate maybe
- 8:24Speaker 2: that 25%. So he has his own business. And I'm
- 8:29Speaker 2: not saying that is his intention to do that. But
- 8:32Speaker 2: being 57 years old and having his own business, my
- 8:35Speaker 2: question is, what happens if he stops working? He's an
- 8:40Speaker 2: older man. He retires at 60. Does she still get
- 8:45Speaker 2: that set amount every month? So look, You know, that's why, girls,
- 8:51Speaker 2: it's just a very risky thing to, you think you're
- 8:55Speaker 2: marrying this guy, and I'm sure he presented himself in
- 8:57Speaker 2: such a great way. I'm sure he acted like he
- 8:59Speaker 2: was super into her younger kids, probably put them on
- 9:02Speaker 2: the shoulders and everything, acted like he loved going to Disneyland.
- 9:05Speaker 2: And then once the baby was born, he was like,
- 9:08Speaker 2: you know what? I'm sweating in 100 degrees at Disneyland
- 9:10Speaker 2: with a knee brace on. I'm 57 years old. This
- 9:13Speaker 2: isn't as fun as I thought it would be second
- 9:14Speaker 2: time around. probably became pretty crotchety to her, probably started
- 9:19Speaker 2: to treat her maybe the way Shannon was treated. And
- 9:22Speaker 2: she was like, forget this. And being that she's a
- 9:25Speaker 2: mother of young kids, maybe something happened where she felt
- 9:29Speaker 2: he wasn't being the stepfather she thought he was going
- 9:31Speaker 2: to be. We know not only she and he know
- 9:35Speaker 2: the real story, but I think people are overly interested
- 9:39Speaker 2: in this because I think the majority of Housewives viewers
- 9:43Speaker 2: are women that are probably identify as first wives, myself
- 9:47Speaker 2: being one of them. And so we really felt sympathy,
- 9:52Speaker 2: whether we're still married to our first husband or not,
- 9:55Speaker 2: with the Shannon Bedore situation and her husband doing the
- 9:59Speaker 2: ultimate cliche. of marrying a woman 20 years younger than
- 10:03Speaker 2: he and having another baby. And then for it not
- 10:06Speaker 2: to work out happily ever after, for the woman at
- 10:10Speaker 2: home that's in that position, you're like, well, isn't karma
- 10:13Speaker 2: a bitch, David Bedore? And to you, young, cute thing,
- 10:17Speaker 2: I hope you realized it. And now she is a
- 10:20Speaker 2: single mother of three, twice divorced. Her journey is not
- 10:23Speaker 2: going to be an easy one. And whether you like
- 10:25Speaker 2: her or not, we really don't know much about her
- 10:27Speaker 2: except for the few things that she's posted. But, you know,
- 10:32Speaker 2: that's the thing. Listen, girls, if you are that girl
- 10:36Speaker 2: in your 30s and some rich older guy who, oh, God,
- 10:41Speaker 2: does he have the bitch wife that he was with
- 10:43Speaker 2: for 20 years? He's so sweet to you. He acts
- 10:46Speaker 2: so into your kids. really look at what the relationship
- 10:51Speaker 2: was like with his wife. And you know what? So
- 10:53Speaker 2: few people, you're like, God, I wish I just could
- 10:57Speaker 2: see a camera in your home from your marriage before
- 11:00Speaker 2: I met you. Oh, wait, you can. It's called Real
- 11:03Speaker 2: Housewife of OC. You could have literally watched his reaction
- 11:08Speaker 2: with his wife for several seasons and been like, Really?
- 11:14Speaker 2: It's really just the two of them. Just know that
- 11:17Speaker 2: that guy with his second and third wife will still
- 11:21Speaker 2: be the same husband he was with his first wife
- 11:23Speaker 2: as he was with you. So I found out something
- 11:27Speaker 2: very interesting.
- 11:28Speaker 5: I have a friend.
- 11:28Speaker 2: I'm going to find out more about it. She is
- 11:31Speaker 2: a single mom and she's very discerning about who she dates.
- 11:35Speaker 2: She told me the other night at dinner that she
- 11:38Speaker 2: pays for some service, that when she is going to
- 11:41Speaker 2: date a guy and he says he's divorced, oh, we're great.
- 11:45Speaker 2: My ex-wife, she's a delight. Whatever he tells you. There
- 11:49Speaker 2: is a service that will look up his divorce proceedings
- 11:53Speaker 2: and let you know what the real issue was. Because
- 11:57Speaker 2: before you go out with that guy, maybe you want
- 11:59Speaker 2: to know, Was there a domestic violence call ever? Was
- 12:03Speaker 2: there a restraining order ever? Is there something in the
- 12:07Speaker 2: proceedings that said he turned off our heat and water?
- 12:10Speaker 2: He changed the locks one day when I was on
- 12:12Speaker 2: a girl's trip. He, you know, had my car repossessed
- 12:16Speaker 2: without me knowing. Is there some weird shit like that?
- 12:20Speaker 2: Some real down, dirty, awful, ugly divorce stuff? Because if
- 12:25Speaker 2: that happened, chances are, girl, you know, this, this might
- 12:30Speaker 2: happen to you too. So that is just a general
- 12:34Speaker 2: warning as someone who's walked on this earth for a
- 12:36Speaker 2: number of years and seen a lot of different things. And, um,
- 12:42Speaker 2: you know, I wish Shannon and her daughter's happiness. Hope
- 12:46Speaker 2: this doesn't affect their life too much. Hope that Leslie
- 12:49Speaker 2: and her girls get along and to the next girl
- 12:52Speaker 2: that dates, uh, David Bedore. Good luck to you too.
- 12:56Speaker 2: Have fun. Okay. Hallie, Haley Bieber went on a podcast,
- 13:03Speaker 2: not Juicy Scoop, and, you know, talked about everything. Turns
- 13:09Speaker 2: out she likes doggy style with Justin. She likes night
- 13:12Speaker 2: sex over morning sex. And what was the last one?
- 13:17Speaker 2: There was like a third one. She likes to sleep.
- 13:23Speaker 2: She didn't date Justin while he was with Selena Gomez.
- 13:29Speaker 2: And pretty much that's it. So me too. I, you know,
- 13:34Speaker 2: I like doggy style and I like night sex over
- 13:39Speaker 2: morning sex. So girl, we are just the same. Other
- 13:44Speaker 2: than that, no, I didn't find anything else very juicy,
- 13:47Speaker 2: but good for them. They seem happy. Sex in the city. Yes.
- 13:52Speaker 2: I think we already confirmed this, but I'm excited. Aiden
- 13:57Speaker 2: is coming back to and just like that. I have
- 14:00Speaker 2: said my prediction of what would happen. We're going to
- 14:03Speaker 2: see Carrie, you know, having really good hot sex with
- 14:10Speaker 2: her little bit younger podcast producer. She is somehow going
- 14:16Speaker 2: to run into Aiden or, oh, I just got a vision.
- 14:21Speaker 2: Just got a vision. Stealing from Guys We Fucked, which
- 14:25Speaker 2: a lot of people stole from, the producer or someone
- 14:29Speaker 2: in your podcast goes, you should interview ex-boyfriends that you dated.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Aiden comes along, does it to be nice. She's like,
- 14:37Speaker 2: you know what? I'm not doing that great, you know,
- 14:40Speaker 2: with Che Diaz leaving the show. I need like a
- 14:44Speaker 2: little boost. Is there any way, Aiden? He comes by.
- 14:49Speaker 2: She's talking to him and she's like, but now, Aiden.
- 14:52Speaker 2: you are married. You're the fabulous father of three boys.
- 14:55Speaker 2: And he's like, I'll take fabulous father of three boys,
- 14:58Speaker 2: but married. So that's when she realizes he's not married.
- 15:03Speaker 2: And she's like, I would have never done this. I
- 15:06Speaker 2: would have never brought him here. So there's going to
- 15:09Speaker 2: be a moment where they have several episodes of do they,
- 15:14Speaker 2: don't they, what is this dance? I want to say
- 15:17Speaker 2: she might even like screw both of them a day
- 15:20Speaker 2: apart and how does this work and talk about douching
- 15:23Speaker 2: in between and the bachelorette does it and funny little
- 15:27Speaker 2: references like that or that Charlotte says. Anyway, needless to say,
- 15:31Speaker 2: super excited. I found him always to be really hot
- 15:34Speaker 2: and cute. Maybe he's still making his furniture. Maroon 5,
- 15:40Speaker 2: after all the stuff that happened with Adam Levine not
- 15:44Speaker 2: being able to stop DMing girls who are 20, they
- 15:48Speaker 2: announced Tuesday that they are kicking off their Las Vegas
- 15:51Speaker 2: residency in March. So, girls, make sure you start DMing
- 15:57Speaker 2: them and letting them know what hotel room you're going
- 15:59Speaker 2: to be in. Gross. Also, this girl who is, what's
- 16:04Speaker 2: her name? Her name was Allison Rose. She's going to
- 16:08Speaker 2: give it a big chunk of money. She's one of
- 16:10Speaker 2: the Instagram models that he was DMing for a strip
- 16:15Speaker 2: club event. You know, it's nice. You don't hear about
- 16:18Speaker 2: strippers that much anymore. You know, it's nice to know
- 16:21Speaker 2: that COVID is really... pretty much over and that girls
- 16:25Speaker 2: are back just stripping in the club. You know, they
- 16:28Speaker 2: had to do so much work on OnlyFans and webcamming
- 16:30Speaker 2: it because of the pandemic. But now you can get
- 16:35Speaker 2: DM'd by Adam Levine and turn it into a nice,
- 16:38Speaker 2: fun live event for yourself. So good for you. This
- 16:42Speaker 2: is just a picture of a stroller. And Andy's like,
- 16:45Speaker 2: why do you have a photo of a stroller out
- 16:47Speaker 2: in the streets? Well, this morning when I was on TikTok,
- 16:50Speaker 2: I came across, it's got one 0.2 million views on TikTok.
- 16:54Speaker 2: I found it very interesting. And it said in Denmark,
- 16:58Speaker 2: everyone has their babies sleep outside in their strollers with
- 17:02Speaker 2: like a certain kind of blanket that keeps their body
- 17:05Speaker 2: temperature just perfect. Whether you're at your house, you just
- 17:09Speaker 2: push the stroller outside and like open the window. But
- 17:12Speaker 2: also all the people walking around the city of Denmark
- 17:15Speaker 2: just leave their babies in the strollers. Like, you know
- 17:18Speaker 2: when you go to Disneyland and there's like all the
- 17:19Speaker 2: strollers and then you're waiting in line to go on
- 17:21Speaker 2: the ride? There would be like 10 babies if this
- 17:23Speaker 2: was in Denmark just sleeping there. And they said, and
- 17:26Speaker 2: nobody's worried about anybody stealing the baby because nobody in
- 17:30Speaker 2: Denmark wants the responsibility of having to take care of
- 17:33Speaker 2: another baby. And they make it so nice for when
- 17:35Speaker 2: you have a baby, like you don't want for anything.
- 17:38Speaker 2: According to this TikTok, every, you know, you can always
- 17:40Speaker 2: feed it. You always have a home for it. So
- 17:42Speaker 2: everyone's like, have a baby. Great. Leave it outside. Great.
- 17:45Speaker 2: No one's going to take your baby, girl. And, um,
- 17:47Speaker 2: so I'm just saying, if you're looking for a baby
- 17:50Speaker 2: and you're on vacation, they're, they're out there for the taking.
- 17:54Speaker 2: Does anywhere, any restaurant people go, we just leave them outside.
- 17:57Speaker 2: We go shopping. We go having to eat. Now, I
- 18:00Speaker 2: don't know if this is true, but I'd like to
- 18:02Speaker 2: hear from a Denmark juicy scooper. And where is your
- 18:04Speaker 2: baby while you listen to me? Um, oh, Chloe got
- 18:09Speaker 2: some shit cause she's, you know, gotten so thin. And
- 18:12Speaker 2: she said two gummies, lemmy gummies by from court from Courtney.
- 18:17Speaker 2: And Chloe said, I'm such a fatty. I already ate
- 18:19Speaker 2: two Lemmy gummies. So, you know, they're all taking their
- 18:25Speaker 2: shots and getting skinny. Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
- 18:28Speaker 2: saw a preview. This is coming out. This is why
- 18:31Speaker 2: I'm going to be so excited for the live juicy
- 18:34Speaker 2: scoop in New York City, which you can get now
- 18:37Speaker 2: and stream it and be ready to watch with your friends, whatever,
- 18:40Speaker 2: or at home by yourself. Um, And they do a
- 18:44Speaker 2: really great preview of them doing when the show first
- 18:48Speaker 2: started in 2019 and where all the relationships are with
- 18:51Speaker 2: each other. And it looks like Heather and Whitney are
- 18:54Speaker 2: fighting bad weather, distant cousins that they were called. They
- 18:59Speaker 2: always had each other's back. This year, they don't. And
- 19:02Speaker 2: my prediction is I think Heather Gay has changed a lot.
- 19:08Speaker 2: And I think the audience is going to possibly turn
- 19:11Speaker 2: on her this season. I'm not wishing for it. I
- 19:15Speaker 2: have gone out and had some fun times with Heather Gay.
- 19:18Speaker 2: But that's my prediction, is that she has really enjoyed
- 19:24Speaker 2: the last two years of this stardom, the fandom, all
- 19:29Speaker 2: of it. And that's what happens. Sometimes people start feeling themselves.
- 19:35Speaker 2: And then the way it's edited... May not be. We'll see.
- 19:39Speaker 2: We'll see. Meredith is really standing up for Jen Shah,
- 19:46Speaker 2: who then we know is facing all these years in prison.
- 19:49Speaker 2: She gets sentenced. around November, I think, for her whole crimes.
- 19:54Speaker 2: And Lisa Barlow and Meredith are not getting along. It's
- 19:57Speaker 2: going to be juicy and I'm excited to watch it. Also,
- 20:01Speaker 2: Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. You'll have seen the episode
- 20:06Speaker 2: by now. I only saw the little preview that they've
- 20:08Speaker 2: given us. And this is the moment where Lisa Renna
- 20:14Speaker 2: and Kyle sit down with Kathy. And Lisa Renna is
- 20:17Speaker 2: playing a family therapist. And she's sitting there with Kathy
- 20:23Speaker 2: and she's like, Kathy, the things that you said when
- 20:28Speaker 2: you were really had your outburst. And Kathy's like, I
- 20:32Speaker 2: don't have a temper, but maybe that day I did
- 20:36Speaker 2: get a little angry.
- 20:37Speaker 3: Woof.
- 20:42Speaker 2: Yeah, you were saying a lot of awful things about everybody.
- 20:45Speaker 2: And I just want you to realize, you know, what
- 20:49Speaker 2: was going on? What would make you have those outbursts?
- 20:52Speaker 2: What were you feeling inside? And then Kathy's like, well,
- 20:56Speaker 2: let's talk about you for a minute. You've been quite unkind.
- 21:02Speaker 2: I think that you were cruel, Kathy. Well, I find
- 21:06Speaker 2: you to have been unkind in your past too, Lisa.
- 21:10Speaker 1: Woof.
- 21:12Speaker 2: So now you're going to turn it around on me. Anyway,
- 21:16Speaker 2: very excited. I talked about this on Tuesday, and I'm
- 21:21Speaker 2: getting all the different points of view of people that
- 21:24Speaker 2: really believe that since there is no audio evidence of
- 21:30Speaker 2: these things that Lisa said that she said, it can't
- 21:33Speaker 2: be true, or it's exaggerated, or they're trying to divert
- 21:37Speaker 2: the viewers from the bad behavior of Erica and And
- 21:43Speaker 2: what happened when Kyle said to Erica, I can't protect you.
- 21:47Speaker 2: Stop talking about you don't care about the victims. I
- 21:50Speaker 2: can't protect you. People are like, this is the Fab
- 21:52Speaker 2: Force Five really kind of playing their chess game like, Erica,
- 21:58Speaker 2: stop talking like that. I can't defend you if you
- 22:00Speaker 2: act like a bigger asshole than I already thought you were.
- 22:04Speaker 2: So we'll see. But I think this, her confronting Kathy
- 22:09Speaker 2: to her face about the things that she said is
- 22:12Speaker 2: about everybody i think she said him she's confronting her
- 22:16Speaker 2: on the show she said them so very juicy can't
- 22:19Speaker 2: wait to continue to watch the car is beautiful where
- 22:23Speaker 2: did you end up going for it.
- 22:24Speaker 3: This exclusive place that data's connections with they've more cars
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- 22:30Speaker 2: You have to put me in touch what's it called
- 22:32Speaker 2: it's dune adl where dune adl there's an accent on
- 22:38Speaker 2: the e Do you mean... Yes, I got it on
- 22:41Speaker 2: Dundale Cars. Lift? Please. Are you going past Kimmage?
- 22:45Speaker 5: Oh, Kimmage!
- 22:46Speaker 1: No.
- 22:48Speaker 2: Dundale Cars.
- 22:48Speaker 4: You couldn't possibly go anywhere else.
- 22:51Speaker 1: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 22:55Speaker 1: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 22:58Speaker 1: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
- 23:02Speaker 1: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 23:05Speaker 6: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
- 23:08Speaker 4: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
- 23:10Speaker 4: filed against me.
- 23:11Speaker 2: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 23:13Speaker 2: what would you do if it was given back?
- 23:16Speaker 1: Where did that need come from where you thought that
- 23:19Speaker 1: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 23:21Speaker 6: He said, I have a work dad.
- 23:22Speaker 1: I need a home dad.
- 23:23Speaker 2: What happens next?
- 23:24Speaker 6: When I came in, he started crying.
- 23:26Speaker 1: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 23:30Speaker 1: those hard moments that they go through. It's about what
- 23:33Speaker 1: happens next.
- 23:34Speaker 5: I decided to risk it all.
- 23:36Speaker 2: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work.
- 23:39Speaker 5: Listen, Dara, I'm not going to pull punches.
- 23:41Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it's shaped.
- 23:43Speaker 1: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
- 23:46Speaker 1: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 23:57Speaker 2: Everybody, for the live stream, for all the shows coming
- 24:01Speaker 2: to your cities, for joining Patreon. And you join Patreon now,
- 24:05Speaker 2: you'll get a discount code for the live stream in
- 24:08Speaker 2: New York. Everything is at heathermcdonald.net. Okay? All right. Now
- 24:15Speaker 2: for Fortune. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. You guys,
- 24:20Speaker 2: you have a real treat for you. You got something sweet.
- 24:23Speaker 2: You got something salty. How about some good fortune with
- 24:26Speaker 2: Fortune Feimster? What? I'm back to the juicy scoop. Wow, Fortune.
- 24:36Speaker 2: You have had the most exhausting last three years. Yeah.
- 24:42Speaker 2: Of anyone's life.
- 24:43Speaker 6: It has been very crazy. I've been gone for the
- 24:45Speaker 6: last five months filming in Toronto.
- 24:48Speaker 2: And how did you enjoy Toronto? Did you get to
- 24:50Speaker 2: have much time off and do anything cute or fun?
- 24:52Speaker 6: Oh, yeah, a little bit. In the beginning, it was
- 24:55Speaker 6: kind of not as crazy. So we would, you know,
- 24:58Speaker 6: explore Toronto.
- 24:59Speaker 5: It was cool.
- 24:59Speaker 6: Everyone was really nice. And then the last three months,
- 25:02Speaker 6: I worked like 15 hour days.
- 25:03Speaker 5: Wow. It was insane. But honestly, super cool. It was
- 25:09Speaker 5: all action stuff. I've never done that before.
- 25:11Speaker 2: So you were like rolling under a car and stuff?
- 25:14Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 25:14Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 25:14Speaker 5: I like that.
- 25:15Speaker 6: Climbing across the floor, guns, explosions, helicopters.
- 25:21Speaker 2: And when you hold a gun, do you do it
- 25:23Speaker 2: straight or to the side?
- 25:24Speaker 5: I did it the regular way, straight.
- 25:26Speaker 2: Oh, and did you get to like work with real guns? Yeah.
- 25:29Speaker 5: I mean the blanks.
- 25:30Speaker 2: No, I know, but like go to the firing range
- 25:32Speaker 2: and really learn?
- 25:33Speaker 6: No.
- 25:33Speaker 2: Did you grow up with guns?
- 25:35Speaker 6: No. No. No, I had been to a range before,
- 25:39Speaker 6: so I knew a little bit, but no, it's not
- 25:41Speaker 6: something I was very familiar with.
- 25:43Speaker 2: No, that's right. You were a debutante.
- 25:44Speaker 5: I was a lady.
- 25:45Speaker 2: Not a cut.
- 25:49Speaker 5: But I loved it.
- 25:50Speaker 6: It was like so different. You know, it was fun
- 25:52Speaker 6: to do something I hadn't done before.
- 25:54Speaker 2: Well, now you're going to do something that you used
- 25:56Speaker 2: to do, and that's talking about juicy scoop topics.
- 25:59Speaker 5: That's right. You have a lot of topics. I don't
- 26:01Speaker 5: know how you.
- 26:04Speaker 2: The next show I'll be in New York City, October 15th.
- 26:08Speaker 5: And it's almost sold out.
- 26:09Speaker 2: Almost. And then also in Vegas, October 22nd. And then
- 26:14Speaker 2: you have your special coming out. October 25th.
- 26:17Speaker 5: Yep, it's called Good Fortune.
- 26:19Speaker 2: Love the name.
- 26:19Speaker 5: It'll be on Netflix. You can watch Sweet and Salty
- 26:22Speaker 5: in the meantime. That's right.
- 26:23Speaker 6: But yeah, I'm finishing up this tour. I'm going out
- 26:26Speaker 6: on some more dates. And then it comes out like
- 26:30Speaker 6: two days after my last date.
- 26:31Speaker 2: I love it.
- 26:33Speaker 6: Yeah, I'm going to Birmingham, Alabama, and Memphis, Tennessee this weekend.
- 26:38Speaker 2: Oh, are there tickets around?
- 26:39Speaker 5: Yeah, there's some tickets.
- 26:40Speaker 2: Okay, you guys, get those tickets at.
- 26:43Speaker 5: Fortunefiendster.com.
- 26:45Speaker 2: Love it.
- 26:45Speaker 5: Are we already plugging? I'm going all over the Northeast, too.
- 26:48Speaker 5: I'm going to.
- 26:49Speaker 6: I do need Newark, New Jersey to come out. They're
- 26:52Speaker 6: going to need to... Step it up. I need the
- 26:54Speaker 6: Juicy Scoopers in Huntington, New York, and Newark, New Jersey,
- 26:57Speaker 6: and Storrs, Connecticut to come out.
- 26:59Speaker 5: You got it. I feel like there's got to be
- 27:01Speaker 5: lots of Juicy Scoopers.
- 27:01Speaker 2: I'm going to unleash the Juicy Scoopers. Yeah. Please get
- 27:04Speaker 2: Fortune's show.
- 27:05Speaker 5: Wilmington, Delaware, Rhode Island, Vermont, New Hampshire, all the area.
- 27:09Speaker 5: I know Juicy Scoopers are chillin'. Just waiting to be entertained.
- 27:14Speaker 2: And they are going to get it.
- 27:15Speaker 5: And it's fall.
- 27:16Speaker 6: Get you a pumpkin spice latte and head on over
- 27:19Speaker 6: to the show, girl.
- 27:21Speaker 2: Just throw on a scarf.
- 27:23Speaker 5: That area is actually very beautiful in the fall.
- 27:25Speaker 2: Yeah, you get to go at a good time of year.
- 27:27Speaker 2: You're not going to hit horrible kind of weather.
- 27:30Speaker 5: No, I'll see pretty trees.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Well, when you're on the plane, I hope this doesn't
- 27:33Speaker 2: happen to you. Oh, no.
- 27:34Speaker 5: What happens?
- 27:34Speaker 2: A girl who is chilling on a plane with her husband, kids,
- 27:38Speaker 2: and a wedding ring... when someone else noticed that she
- 27:41Speaker 2: had 22 Tinder notifications.
- 27:44Speaker 5: Someone noticed?
- 27:45Speaker 2: So someone's sitting next to her, and she's got her family,
- 27:49Speaker 2: and she's clearly married.
- 27:50Speaker 7: Right.
- 27:51Speaker 2: And then on the phone, it says that she has
- 27:54Speaker 2: 22 Tinder notifications.
- 27:56Speaker 5: Man, nosy neighbors.
- 27:57Speaker 2: And what people have noticed is that all the apps
- 28:00Speaker 2: on her phone are Arabic writing. So they're like, well,
- 28:05Speaker 2: there's not a lot of open marriages for women to
- 28:09Speaker 2: explore their sexuality in the, you know, in an Arabic world.
- 28:14Speaker 2: So chances are like, this is not an open situation. Right.
- 28:18Speaker 2: Pretty juicy though. And so then the girl posted about it.
- 28:22Speaker 2: People are very, um, you know, she wrote, is that
- 28:25Speaker 2: the girl? No, this, the girl, this girl posted it,
- 28:28Speaker 2: posted it. Who's dying. Okay. Um, about it. And this
- 28:32Speaker 2: is the New York post wrote about it. But, um,
- 28:35Speaker 2: that's the other thing. You gotta be real careful on the,
- 28:37Speaker 2: on the plane.
- 28:38Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 28:39Speaker 6: I know. Cause people look over your shoulder. I've watched
- 28:42Speaker 6: movies on the plane where suddenly.
- 28:43Speaker 5: There's boobies and I'm like sweating. I'm panicking.
- 28:49Speaker 6: I didn't know that boobies were coming up on the screen,
- 28:51Speaker 6: but I feel like so like I'm doing something really wrong.
- 28:55Speaker 5: And I'm like, y'all put the movie available to watch.
- 28:59Speaker 2: Most people watch from their own device, and I've noticed
- 29:03Speaker 2: some really risque stuff, like coming back from the bathroom.
- 29:06Speaker 2: I'll look on people's tablets. And I'm like, and then
- 29:10Speaker 2: I recently got real horny watching Tell Me Lies from Hulu.
- 29:15Speaker 5: Tell Me Lies? What's that?
- 29:17Speaker 2: That's just about this girl. She's in college. Okay. And
- 29:21Speaker 2: she's getting her fuck on. And it made you feel horny. Yeah.
- 29:26Speaker 2: And it's really well done.
- 29:27Speaker 5: You're living vicariously through her.
- 29:29Speaker 2: I'm like, why didn't I have more sex?
- 29:31Speaker 5: I know.
- 29:31Speaker 2: Like, she's sleeping with two guys. Her boyfriend's sleeping with
- 29:34Speaker 2: two girls.
- 29:34Speaker 5: You were a good girl.
- 29:35Speaker 2: And it didn't pay off anyway.
- 29:38Speaker 6: It said here it said on this story that uh
- 29:41Speaker 6: couples are a lot of couples are looking for a
- 29:43Speaker 6: third yeah looking to i mean i know you said
- 29:46Speaker 6: she this probably isn't an open situation but uh is
- 29:50Speaker 6: that the trend right now a third.
- 29:53Speaker 2: A lot of people are into truffles.
- 29:55Speaker 5: Truffles.
- 29:56Speaker 2: Oh, truffles, truffles.
- 29:57Speaker 5: A lot of people are also into truffles. That's what
- 30:01Speaker 5: I'm looking for, truffles.
- 30:03Speaker 2: There's a thruple situation. There's a sister-wife situation. And then
- 30:08Speaker 2: there's just a good old threesome situation. And I think
- 30:12Speaker 2: they're all different.
- 30:14Speaker 5: I've been hearing about L.A.
- 30:17Speaker 6: People that I know, not celebrities, who have.
- 30:22Speaker 5: are in a throuple now.
- 30:24Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to tell you about that are in
- 30:26Speaker 2: a throuple now.
- 30:27Speaker 5: That are in a throuple. Like they're married and they
- 30:30Speaker 5: share a girlfriend.
- 30:30Speaker 2: And they are they heterosexual or gay?
- 30:33Speaker 5: Well, this particular couple is gay. So girls.
- 30:36Speaker 6: Which is uncommon because lesbians get very jealous.
- 30:40Speaker 7: Right.
- 30:40Speaker 5: Territorial. You don't normally see that. And they were like,
- 30:43Speaker 5: this is our girlfriend. And I was like, coming in?
- 30:46Speaker 3: Our?
- 30:46Speaker 5: Listen, no judgment. No judgment. They now have a nanny, too.
- 30:53Speaker 2: I knew at about eight that throuples did not work.
- 30:57Speaker 5: Okay. How did you know that?
- 30:58Speaker 2: Because my parents were realtors to a throuple.
- 31:02Speaker 5: A gay, three gay men throuple. Wow, that was back
- 31:03Speaker 5: in the day.
- 31:04Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 31:05Speaker 2: They were ahead of their time, my parents, too. And
- 31:09Speaker 2: my mom was like, they're all gay together. And I
- 31:12Speaker 2: was just like, all right. Well, then the two wanted
- 31:16Speaker 2: to get rid of the third.
- 31:17Speaker 5: Oh, but not the original. One of the originals got
- 31:20Speaker 5: booted out.
- 31:21Speaker 2: But they didn't know he was getting booted out.
- 31:23Speaker 6: Oh.
- 31:23Speaker 2: They were buying a house.
- 31:25Speaker 5: Without him.
- 31:26Speaker 2: My mom was a realtor without him. And then when
- 31:29Speaker 2: they sprung it on him, it got real ugly. And
- 31:32Speaker 2: he was very angry with my parents.
- 31:34Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 31:34Speaker 2: And he, I think, had some alcohol issues.
- 31:37Speaker 5: That's some juicy scoop, baby.
- 31:39Speaker 2: And that's what I knew at eight years old. I said,
- 31:41Speaker 2: you know what? I don't care how. How much someone
- 31:47Speaker 2: will convince me that a threesome will work. It won't.
- 31:50Speaker 6: I can just picture you at eight writing in your
- 31:52Speaker 6: dear diary, today's when I learned having a thruffle is
- 31:58Speaker 6: not worth it. Note to self for when I am
- 32:01Speaker 6: an adult.
- 32:02Speaker 2: Right, exactly. I think it's also harder. I don't know.
- 32:06Speaker 2: I'm sure you can, but it's probably a little more difficult.
- 32:09Speaker 2: to put three people on a title of a house.
- 32:12Speaker 2: I know people are now able to start putting three
- 32:15Speaker 2: people on a birth certificate because I read about a
- 32:19Speaker 2: throuple that had a kid and all three are on it,
- 32:22Speaker 2: which I think would be, oh, what a fucking nightmare
- 32:26Speaker 2: if they don't stay together. And chances are that the
- 32:28Speaker 2: three of them are going to be together like an
- 32:31Speaker 2: assisted living 50 years from now.
- 32:34Speaker 5: I don't know. According to you, throuples don't work.
- 32:35Speaker 2: They don't work. And now this threesome, this is Jim Edmonds.
- 32:40Speaker 2: He was married to Megan King Edmonds. She was his
- 32:43Speaker 2: third wife.
- 32:44Speaker 5: Okay.
- 32:45Speaker 2: And one day she, you know, said, yeah, I'm down
- 32:48Speaker 2: for a threesome. Really? And she invited this girl that
- 32:52Speaker 2: she knew named Courtney.
- 32:53Speaker 5: This one that's currently getting kissed by him.
- 32:55Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 32:56Speaker 2: And then they got divorced, and he married Courtney this weekend.
- 32:59Speaker 5: Wow. This is a cautionary tale.
- 33:03Speaker 2: It is.
- 33:04Speaker 5: Okay.
- 33:05Speaker 2: It did not work out. Now, I don't know if
- 33:09Speaker 2: they had their rendezvous, and then, like, they were good
- 33:11Speaker 2: for another year. But somehow, it's not.
- 33:13Speaker 5: They reconnected.
- 33:15Speaker 2: I mean, it's a lot to say. And I know Megan,
- 33:19Speaker 2: and I talked to her, but now I'll even talk
- 33:20Speaker 2: to her more about it. Like, how do you feel
- 33:22Speaker 2: about you're the one that was like, Bringing the chick in. Yeah.
- 33:27Speaker 5: I mean, you just never know. Well, I mean, we
- 33:29Speaker 5: don't know the details of it.
- 33:31Speaker 6: We don't know if, like you said, maybe they reconnected later.
- 33:36Speaker 5: We're not sure.
- 33:37Speaker 7: Right.
- 33:38Speaker 2: But, you know, that's why you don't do a thruple. Yeah. Now,
- 33:41Speaker 2: here's another juicy story I thought you'd enjoy.
- 33:43Speaker 5: Okay.
- 33:44Speaker 2: This woman is a Uber driver.
- 33:49Speaker 5: Okay.
- 33:49Speaker 2: She did a real good TikTok. Okay. And she's from Dallas.
- 33:53Speaker 2: Everyone's on TikTok. I get most of my news from TikTok.
- 33:56Speaker 2: She was in Dallas and she tells a story of
- 34:00Speaker 2: how she picked up her ride. He came out of
- 34:03Speaker 2: the house. He kissed his wife and two kids goodbye. Yeah.
- 34:06Speaker 2: And he got in the car and he goes, oh,
- 34:07Speaker 2: I'm adding a second stop to this.
- 34:10Speaker 5: Okay.
- 34:10Speaker 2: She's like, okay. They go to this other place and
- 34:14Speaker 2: this other woman comes in, comes in the car with
- 34:17Speaker 2: a bag.
- 34:17Speaker 4: Oh.
- 34:18Speaker 2: And she's like, I'm so glad that you, when are
- 34:20Speaker 2: you going to get rid of your you know, your
- 34:22Speaker 2: shitty wife. I'm so sick of this shit. And then
- 34:25Speaker 2: they kiss and now they're going off to a hotel
- 34:29Speaker 2: or something. And she goes on to say, now listen,
- 34:34Speaker 2: I am an independent contractor. This is my car.
- 34:37Speaker 5: I say kind of, I.
- 34:38Speaker 2: Remember when like Julia Roberts go, I say, when I
- 34:42Speaker 2: say who from pretty woman, not comparing prostitutes to Uber drivers,
- 34:47Speaker 2: but essentially it's same thing. They say, when they say
- 34:50Speaker 2: who get the fuck out of my car, they don't
- 34:51Speaker 2: have to do anything. So she drove him and the
- 34:55Speaker 2: girl back to his house and said, get the fuck
- 34:58Speaker 2: out of my car.
- 34:59Speaker 5: Wow. Do we know if the wife saw that?
- 35:03Speaker 2: We don't know. I mean, I'm assuming she did, unless
- 35:05Speaker 2: the woman just got out of the car and went running. Yeah,
- 35:08Speaker 2: I mean, I don't know. Maybe they wouldn't have seen it,
- 35:12Speaker 2: but I think it's Dallas and this TikTok went viral.
- 35:17Speaker 2: The wife has got to know by now. I don't
- 35:20Speaker 2: think he tipped her, though.
- 35:21Speaker 5: Probably not. Did not give her a good star rating either.
- 35:24Speaker 5: But the moral of the story is that all these
- 35:27Speaker 5: other people are watching. The Tinder chick.
- 35:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 35:31Speaker 5: The person on the airplane was watching her. This lady.
- 35:34Speaker 5: They got their eye on you.
- 35:35Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 35:36Speaker 2: Don't be a cheater.
- 35:37Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 35:37Speaker 2: Don't be a cheater because, yeah, you're exactly right.
- 35:41Speaker 5: People are watching.
- 35:42Speaker 2: People are looking over your shoulder.
- 35:43Speaker 5: They're not into free love.
- 35:44Speaker 2: The same thing in just sharing your info. You know,
- 35:48Speaker 2: sometimes when I get into an Uber or a Lyft,
- 35:50Speaker 2: I know I'm sharing a little too much juicy scoop.
- 35:53Speaker 5: But I feel like.
- 35:55Speaker 2: It's also like my Christian service. Like I'm like, this
- 35:58Speaker 2: has got to have been the best ride this guy had.
- 36:00Speaker 6: That is what you have to offer the world is
- 36:02Speaker 6: so much juicy scoop.
- 36:04Speaker 5: Why just save it for this podcast? It should be
- 36:07Speaker 5: a one-on-one situation. And I'm glad that you gave them
- 36:09Speaker 5: the ride.
- 36:10Speaker 2: Of their life. And now actually after this, I think
- 36:13Speaker 2: I am going to stop that.
- 36:14Speaker 5: Oh, really?
- 36:15Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 36:15Speaker 5: I don't know if it's... They've got to go to
- 36:16Speaker 5: your Patreon.
- 36:17Speaker 6: If you want more of this, check out my Patreon.
- 36:23Speaker 2: Hey, thanks so much for the ride. And if you
- 36:26Speaker 2: enjoyed hearing me talk to my friend on the phone
- 36:28Speaker 2: all the way down.
- 36:30Speaker 5: You're going to love my Patreon.
- 36:31Speaker 2: Patreon.com slash Juicy Scoop. There's three different tiers. Yes, I
- 36:37Speaker 2: totally agree with you. But I also... I think it's
- 36:40Speaker 2: my Uber. One of them, they'd be like, what's Juicy Scoop?
- 36:44Speaker 2: Like somehow... My profile was the face from my podcast.
- 36:50Speaker 5: Okay.
- 36:51Speaker 2: Which I think I was okay with.
- 36:55Speaker 5: It's like you're Uber.
- 36:57Speaker 2: Not all of us are getting movies.
- 36:58Speaker 5: You're Uber pictured as a juicy scoop on the side.
- 37:01Speaker 2: Not all of us are doing big series in Canada.
- 37:05Speaker 5: Listen, your podcast is wildly successful.
- 37:08Speaker 2: This is what I got to do.
- 37:09Speaker 5: It's wildly successful.
- 37:10Speaker 2: But I do think I should be a little more
- 37:13Speaker 2: discreet with my.
- 37:15Speaker 5: With your Scoop?
- 37:15Speaker 2: With my Uber and Lyft guys and girls. Yeah. But anyway,
- 37:19Speaker 2: there you go. That was a good one. I just
- 37:22Speaker 2: found this on page six, and I just thought, you
- 37:24Speaker 2: know what? It's never too old to fall in love.
- 37:27Speaker 2: This guy, Larry Leeds, he's the chairman of Buckingham Capital Management.
- 37:31Speaker 2: Sounds fancy. Until 2019. He just, I mean, he was
- 37:35Speaker 2: working up until, I guess, 91. So at 93, he
- 37:38Speaker 2: got engaged to this woman named Ginger, who's 75. Ginger.
- 37:42Speaker 2: And she has red hair.
- 37:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 37:43Speaker 2: Do you imagine if your name was, your mom is
- 37:45Speaker 2: named Ginger. My mom's name is Ginger. But she's not
- 37:47Speaker 2: a redhead.
- 37:48Speaker 5: No, she's like blonde, blondish.
- 37:50Speaker 2: Does she ever want to go redhead just to be,
- 37:52Speaker 2: like just to fit the mold?
- 37:54Speaker 5: I don't think so.
- 37:56Speaker 2: I feel like she should.
- 37:57Speaker 5: But she has fair skin, so I could see. It
- 37:59Speaker 5: would be an easy transition.
- 38:01Speaker 2: All right, well tell her to consider it.
- 38:02Speaker 5: My mom is around this age. She would have loved
- 38:05Speaker 5: to have met this guy. Oh, my God. She loves
- 38:08Speaker 5: older men. Especially the rich. Yeah, for sure. Well, at
- 38:13Speaker 5: least I like that he's 93.
- 38:16Speaker 6: Even though she's 18 years younger, at least it's not
- 38:19Speaker 6: like a 28-year-old, you know?
- 38:21Speaker 2: He said he wants to spend the rest of his
- 38:23Speaker 2: life with her. So that's a good solid six weeks.
- 38:25Speaker 5: I mean, we don't know, but yeah. He looked spry
- 38:29Speaker 5: for his age.
- 38:29Speaker 2: They called him spry. Good for them.
- 38:32Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 38:32Speaker 2: Saying don't give up.
- 38:34Speaker 5: I like it. I say, you go, girl. You go, Ginger.
- 38:37Speaker 2: Hilaria Baldwin.
- 38:39Speaker 4: Yes.
- 38:40Speaker 2: Gave birth to her.
- 38:41Speaker 5: Seventh?
- 38:42Speaker 2: I think it is the seventh. Or is it the sixth?
- 38:44Speaker 2: It's that she gave birth to... I thought it was... Oh,
- 38:47Speaker 2: but one came from a surrogate. Oh, I didn't know that.
- 38:49Speaker 2: One in the middle. It's the seventh child, not counting Ireland.
- 38:53Speaker 2: So Ireland would be his eighth child. Wow. Alec Baldwin. Anyway...
- 38:58Speaker 2: She named the baby Ilaria.
- 39:01Speaker 5: Ilaria.
- 39:02Speaker 2: So she's Hilaria.
- 39:03Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 39:05Speaker 6: I think it's confusing when people have the similar or
- 39:08Speaker 6: same name as the parent.
- 39:10Speaker 2: I always thought, you know, so many people do, you know,
- 39:13Speaker 2: a junior or, you know, Robert Jones III or whatever.
- 39:17Speaker 5: Little so-and-so and big so-and-so.
- 39:19Speaker 2: Yeah, like... But then the few times I would meet somebody,
- 39:25Speaker 2: that the mom named the child her, like Kim Richards
- 39:30Speaker 2: has a daughter named Kimberly from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
- 39:34Speaker 2: My one friend, her mom, they shared the same name.
- 39:38Speaker 2: And I was like, I would feel like if I
- 39:42Speaker 2: did that, I don't know. I think it doesn't happen
- 39:45Speaker 2: because I think women are just more like, it feels
- 39:47Speaker 2: a little like conceited and narcissistic. Like for men, it's
- 39:51Speaker 2: such like a traditional thing.
- 39:53Speaker 5: Like you're carrying on the family name.
- 39:55Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm like, I don't know. Like, so I
- 39:58Speaker 2: guess it's fine. I mean, men do it all the time.
- 40:01Speaker 5: Maybe they ran out of names. There's a lot of kids.
- 40:07Speaker 2: Hilaria. Hilaria. How do you say? Hilaria.
- 40:10Speaker 5: Is hers pronounced.
- 40:11Speaker 6: Is Hilaria's pronounced Hilaria?
- 40:15Speaker 2: Hilaria.
- 40:15Speaker 5: Hilaria. So it does have a Hilaria.
- 40:17Speaker 3: Hilaria.
- 40:17Speaker 2: Hilaria. Okay. Yeah.
- 40:20Speaker 6: I see that getting confusing at some point.
- 40:22Speaker 2: I don't think she's done.
- 40:23Speaker 5: Really?
- 40:24Speaker 2: She loves it.
- 40:25Speaker 5: Well, listen. So you share it on if it's good
- 40:27Speaker 5: for them.
- 40:28Speaker 2: I mean, she calls them little baldwinos.
- 40:31Speaker 5: Oh, really?
- 40:31Speaker 2: And the Spanish... Just that whole thing with her, you know, like...
- 40:35Speaker 2: being that she acted like she was from Spain when
- 40:39Speaker 2: she wasn't, she just was like, Oh, well, like, like she,
- 40:43Speaker 2: she went off the social media for like a month
- 40:45Speaker 2: and then she was like, I'm still going to speak
- 40:47Speaker 2: with the accent.
- 40:48Speaker 5: It's just like part of her now.
- 40:50Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 40:50Speaker 2: Who cares? Like, I don't really care what you guys think.
- 40:53Speaker 2: Good for her. You know, speaking of babies, you know,
- 40:57Speaker 2: I have a dream about finding an abandoned baby.
- 40:59Speaker 5: I don't understand this. You've told me this before.
- 41:02Speaker 2: Well, it just, a couple found one.
- 41:05Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:06Speaker 2: And it was.
- 41:07Speaker 5: Is that good? That's good?
- 41:09Speaker 2: Well, good that the baby was found.
- 41:10Speaker 5: Good that the baby was found. Yes, for sure.
- 41:12Speaker 2: But this woman says she does want it.
- 41:14Speaker 5: She does. Okay, so... Can you just keep a baby?
- 41:18Speaker 2: I don't think so.
- 41:18Speaker 5: No, you can't.
- 41:19Speaker 2: But you can put your, like, your name in a
- 41:21Speaker 2: hat for it. Your name in the bucket?
- 41:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 41:25Speaker 2: I mean... Well, this story... Aw. This story, they... Someone
- 41:29Speaker 2: was trying to, like, steal... Someone stole their neighbor's truck.
- 41:33Speaker 5: Okay.
- 41:34Speaker 4: And.
- 41:35Speaker 2: It was the dad of the daughter and he went
- 41:37Speaker 2: and stole the truck and left the daughter, the baby
- 41:40Speaker 2: in this like little shed of this other couple. Yeah.
- 41:45Speaker 2: And so they went outside cause they heard the commotion
- 41:47Speaker 2: of the truck being stolen. Oh. And then they heard
- 41:49Speaker 2: like a cry and they're like, wait, what? And so
- 41:51Speaker 2: they opened it and the baby was there. So the
- 41:53Speaker 2: mom took the baby right away.
- 41:54Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 41:54Speaker 2: So it wasn't like a newborn. It wasn't like drop
- 41:57Speaker 2: it off at a fire station. It was like a
- 41:59Speaker 2: couple months.
- 41:59Speaker 1: Old or whatever.
- 42:01Speaker 2: And obviously they got the dad and he's not a
- 42:03Speaker 2: great dad.
- 42:04Speaker 5: But where's the mom?
- 42:05Speaker 2: We don't know where the mom is. But this lady
- 42:07Speaker 2: who's like probably 50 or so said, I totally will
- 42:11Speaker 2: take the baby.
- 42:12Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 42:13Speaker 6: Well, that would be a good happy ending if that
- 42:15Speaker 6: baby's in a terrible. Well, obviously the baby's in a
- 42:18Speaker 6: terrible situation.
- 42:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 42:19Speaker 5: It's being left in a shed.
- 42:22Speaker 2: Like a very famous story of finding a baby is
- 42:25Speaker 2: there was this guy and he was gay and he
- 42:29Speaker 2: had only been dating his boyfriend for just a little
- 42:31Speaker 2: while and they weren't rich. And he found a baby
- 42:34Speaker 2: on the subway. And so he turned the baby in. Yeah.
- 42:38Speaker 2: And then the social worker was like, any chance that
- 42:41Speaker 2: you would want to adopt this baby? And he's like, gosh,
- 42:43Speaker 2: I'm not even that serious with this boyfriend or anything.
- 42:45Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:46Speaker 2: He says to the boyfriend, he's like, would that be crazy?
- 42:47Speaker 2: And the boyfriend's like, no, I'd like to have the baby. Anyway,
- 42:50Speaker 2: the baby's like 20 now. Whoa. And they're still together.
- 42:53Speaker 2: I love that. And they're still together. And so people
- 42:55Speaker 2: send me that story all the time because I'm like, no,
- 42:58Speaker 2: that is like the best story ever.
- 42:59Speaker 5: If you found a baby now, would you?
- 43:02Speaker 2: I would kind of like to keep one.
- 43:03Speaker 5: Because you're about to go into your best years yet.
- 43:06Speaker 5: I know it. All right.
- 43:08Speaker 2: Maybe I wouldn't keep it, but I definitely would want.
- 43:10Speaker 5: Brandon's 16?
- 43:11Speaker 2: Yes. I definitely want to like.
- 43:14Speaker 5: You shouldn't start over. You should find the baby a
- 43:16Speaker 5: good home.
- 43:16Speaker 2: This is what I do. If I find the baby,
- 43:18Speaker 2: I just take it home for like the afternoon. Okay.
- 43:22Speaker 2: Before I call authorities.
- 43:24Speaker 5: Okay.
- 43:25Speaker 2: And then I like give it a bath, like buy,
- 43:29Speaker 2: I guess I'd have to go buy some bottles and stuff,
- 43:31Speaker 2: but I just want to have like. Time alone.
- 43:33Speaker 5: Smell the baby head.
- 43:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 43:34Speaker 5: It smells like.
- 43:35Speaker 2: Yeah. And then when it starts to like cry too much,
- 43:37Speaker 2: then I'm like, I found a baby, but I had
- 43:39Speaker 2: a really good afternoon.
- 43:39Speaker 6: Cause you were like, Oh, I could be going to
- 43:42Speaker 6: Newport right now to get on the boat.
- 43:44Speaker 2: Yeah. I am going. I mean, today would not be
- 43:47Speaker 2: a great day to find the baby because tomorrow I'm
- 43:49Speaker 2: going to the bros premiere with a guy.
- 43:52Speaker 5: See if you're already scheduling.
- 43:54Speaker 2: It's not going to work. You're right. I saw this
- 43:58Speaker 2: movie last night.
- 43:59Speaker 5: You did see it.
- 44:00Speaker 2: I saw the Don't Worry Darling movie.
- 44:01Speaker 5: It did really well this first weekend.
- 44:04Speaker 2: I was shocked. I was dying to see it. If
- 44:09Speaker 2: you see the preview, it is like everything I dreamed
- 44:12Speaker 2: of aesthetically. Palm Springs, right? Palm Springs, cul-de-sac, 1960s. Each
- 44:19Speaker 2: house has a different... like colored door, like one door
- 44:23Speaker 2: is yellow, one door, you know, and the husbands leave
- 44:26Speaker 2: to go to work and the women, like all the
- 44:28Speaker 2: women have to do is do like make one pot
- 44:30Speaker 2: roast all day and like drink martinis with their neighbor.
- 44:33Speaker 2: That's it. That's all you have to do. And, um,
- 44:37Speaker 2: but in the preview, you see there's some secret thing
- 44:39Speaker 2: and you don't know what it is.
- 44:41Speaker 5: You wouldn't be good at that.
- 44:42Speaker 6: Like the martinis with the wives, but you would be
- 44:44Speaker 6: telling them all the gossip in the neighborhood. Yeah.
- 44:47Speaker 5: Because this would be pre-podcast day.
- 44:49Speaker 2: Well, they're... Okay, when my podcast first started a couple
- 44:53Speaker 2: years in, it wasn't doing that great. And this is
- 44:55Speaker 2: when people were still approaching me to be on TV.
- 44:58Speaker 2: And Bravo was going to do this show that came
- 45:02Speaker 2: from Australia that was about... for three months, we're going
- 45:06Speaker 2: to put, I swear to God, we're going to put
- 45:08Speaker 2: four families like in a cul-de-sac.
- 45:10Speaker 5: What?
- 45:11Speaker 2: And we're going to move you into this house from
- 45:13Speaker 2: the 1960s. Oh my gosh. And we're going to film it.
- 45:16Speaker 2: So no wifi, nothing. Wow. And I'm like, but wait, okay,
- 45:21Speaker 2: maybe I don't have a microphone, but I have an
- 45:22Speaker 2: oven and a hat. And I looked up, would I
- 45:24Speaker 2: have a dishwasher? I think dishwashers were made.
- 45:28Speaker 5: And you're like, what appliances would I be able to use?
- 45:30Speaker 2: And then I'm like, okay, I guess I can't do
- 45:33Speaker 2: juicy scoop, but like, who cares? I'm so ready to
- 45:35Speaker 2: be like a 1960s housewife. Anyway, we did an interview
- 45:39Speaker 2: and everything. The boy said, fine. I'm like, you'd give
- 45:41Speaker 2: up your phones and everything.
- 45:42Speaker 5: And they're like, yeah.
- 45:43Speaker 2: And then it never happened.
- 45:45Speaker 5: Thank God you would three months. How long was it?
- 45:49Speaker 2: I don't, yeah, it would have been three months, but
- 45:50Speaker 2: I would have been on a Bravo show and I
- 45:52Speaker 2: would have been wearing 1960s outfits.
- 45:54Speaker 5: I know, but oh my God, you would be so
- 45:56Speaker 5: bored after a while.
- 45:57Speaker 2: So anyway, I was very curious about this movie and
- 46:00Speaker 2: I don't, and of course, kind of like an M.
- 46:02Speaker 2: Night Shyamalan.
- 46:03Speaker 5: Oh, it's like it has a twist.
- 46:05Speaker 2: There is a secret and you kind of get what's
- 46:07Speaker 2: the secret. What is the society? So I don't want
- 46:09Speaker 2: to ruin the secret for anybody.
- 46:11Speaker 5: Yeah, don't do that.
- 46:11Speaker 2: So watch it. And then maybe I'll talk about it
- 46:14Speaker 2: on my Patreon this weekend or next week. And I'll
- 46:17Speaker 2: like give a fair warning because I do want to
- 46:19Speaker 2: talk about it. But Harry was really hot. And there's
- 46:26Speaker 2: some good sex scenes.
- 46:27Speaker 6: Well, that's what they've been talking about in all this controversy.
- 46:30Speaker 6: Didn't he like go down on her or something?
- 46:32Speaker 2: Oh, yeah.
- 46:33Speaker 5: That's why.
- 46:34Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 46:34Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 46:35Speaker 2: And then you wonder like Olivia Wilde, who is sexy.
- 46:38Speaker 2: who Harry is going down on, you know, she's the
- 46:41Speaker 2: one that directed the movie. So she's the one that
- 46:44Speaker 2: was like, this is what I want the sex scene
- 46:46Speaker 2: to look like. And she's right because the women, women
- 46:49Speaker 2: are going to go see this movie and we want
- 46:51Speaker 2: to see Harry go down on a girl from the 1960s.
- 46:55Speaker 2: Was he a good actor? Yeah, for the part. Yeah,
- 47:03Speaker 2: but he's totally believable. Everyone was good. Everyone was good.
- 47:06Speaker 5: Did he have an American accent?
- 47:07Speaker 2: This girl had this Kiki Lane. Yeah, she's upset. She
- 47:13Speaker 2: said all her parts were cut out. But without knowing
- 47:16Speaker 2: that she was cut out, she was a big part
- 47:18Speaker 2: of it.
- 47:19Speaker 5: She was, wow.
- 47:19Speaker 2: But it was like she's this... this character where they're like,
- 47:22Speaker 2: what happened to her? There's something strange that happened to her.
- 47:26Speaker 2: So I don't know how much they would have cut out,
- 47:28Speaker 2: but she was good in it.
- 47:29Speaker 5: I've been cut out of two movies, so I get
- 47:31Speaker 5: the feel.
- 47:31Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 47:33Speaker 6: You just don't have any control over that. It is honestly,
- 47:37Speaker 6: most of the time it has nothing to do with you.
- 47:39Speaker 6: It's like they've screened the movie, it's too long, or
- 47:43Speaker 6: they've got to get to stuff. It's usually time restrained.
- 47:46Speaker 2: Well, Nick Kroll is in this too. He plays one
- 47:49Speaker 2: of the... one of the families in the cul-de-sac. Yeah.
- 47:52Speaker 2: And I'm thinking about it. I'm like, there's nothing that
- 47:54Speaker 2: he did in the movie that was like that intricate
- 47:58Speaker 2: to the movie. There was no plot.
- 47:59Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 48:00Speaker 2: Like he didn't, you know, nothing exciting happened to him.
- 48:03Speaker 2: He didn't say anything that was like super juicy.
- 48:05Speaker 6: So it's like, well, a lot of times if you
- 48:08Speaker 6: aren't part of the plot, you, you're an easy cut.
- 48:11Speaker 5: I have been in things before.
- 48:13Speaker 2: Same with Real Housewives.
- 48:14Speaker 5: Where if you, yeah. If you realize that you're.
- 48:18Speaker 6: Scene is like kind of an off like a random
- 48:21Speaker 6: scene that has nothing to do with the plot you
- 48:23Speaker 6: can you know depending on if they what your rapport
- 48:26Speaker 6: is you can be like can we add some stuff
- 48:28Speaker 6: and you can kind of save your.
- 48:30Speaker 2: Scene oh that's a good acting tip.
- 48:33Speaker 6: Yeah i mean my office christmas party scene if i i.
- 48:37Speaker 2: Had to you played an uber driver i did yeah and.
- 48:40Speaker 6: I but i had to reveal my only purpose was
- 48:43Speaker 6: to tell her that there was a party yeah if
- 48:46Speaker 6: i hadn't had that the scene would have been No point.
- 48:50Speaker 2: Right. Except it was the only funny thing. No, just kidding.
- 48:53Speaker 2: It was very funny.
- 48:54Speaker 5: But they let me rewrite it. I rewrote the whole scene.
- 48:56Speaker 2: You were very funny in that.
- 48:58Speaker 5: Me and my friend Jillian Bell, like, sat down and
- 49:00Speaker 5: rewrote the whole scene.
- 49:01Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 49:02Speaker 6: So sometimes that happens. But then I got cut out
- 49:05Speaker 6: of another movie, and I didn't realize until afterwards that
- 49:08Speaker 6: I knew I was going to get cut because it
- 49:10Speaker 6: had nothing to do with the plot.
- 49:11Speaker 2: And when you get cut completely, do they let you know? Like,
- 49:14Speaker 2: does someone call you and go, hey, Fortune? Pretty lady.
- 49:18Speaker 5: Hey, pretty lady. lady. I did not get told in
- 49:22Speaker 5: the one movie.
- 49:23Speaker 6: But it was like a dumb kind of independent movie
- 49:25Speaker 6: that they weren't very organized. I found out from my co-star.
- 49:30Speaker 6: And then the other one, the director did let me know,
- 49:32Speaker 6: which was nice. And then I've been in another thing
- 49:35Speaker 6: where my stuff was... crazy whittled down and no one
- 49:38Speaker 6: told me. And I was at the premiere.
- 49:40Speaker 2: Oh, you went to the premiere? I went to the
- 49:41Speaker 2: premiere and.
- 49:42Speaker 5: Had no idea.
- 49:43Speaker 6: I'm doing interviews and walking the red carpet, taking pictures.
- 49:48Speaker 5: And then I watch it and I'm like, Oh, well
- 49:51Speaker 5: that's embarrassing.
- 49:52Speaker 2: And so you knew when, when your scene came and
- 49:54Speaker 2: went that that was it.
- 49:55Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 49:56Speaker 2: Yeah. Did you still go to the after party for
- 50:00Speaker 2: the free sliders?
- 50:01Speaker 6: Yeah, I went for the sliders. I had to eat
- 50:03Speaker 6: my feelings. So it happens. You know, that's part of the.
- 50:06Speaker 2: The old biz. Look at you. Look at you.
- 50:08Speaker 5: It's a humbling business.
- 50:10Speaker 2: Halloween is around the corner.
- 50:12Speaker 5: Yes, it is.
- 50:13Speaker 2: And this guy is a model and reality star from Winterhouse? Summerhouse. Summerhouse. Anyway,
- 50:19Speaker 2: it's a party pooper.
- 50:20Speaker 5: Winterhouse is where they're all wearing sweaters. That's no fun.
- 50:23Speaker 2: This is a party pooper thing. So you wear it.
- 50:27Speaker 5: There's no way I'd wear this.
- 50:28Speaker 2: And then there's little fake legs and stuff.
- 50:31Speaker 5: What is your Halloween costume going to be?
- 50:34Speaker 2: Do I want to reveal it?
- 50:36Speaker 1: No.
- 50:37Speaker 5: Oh, it's going to be a juicy scoop. Secret. I mean.
- 50:44Speaker 2: I would like to put it out there that Halloween
- 50:47Speaker 2: this year is on a Monday, which is absolutely perfect
- 50:51Speaker 2: when it works out this way. That means you have
- 50:54Speaker 2: good adult parties to go to on Friday and Saturday
- 50:57Speaker 2: and even Sunday if you want. Or maybe it's Halloween
- 51:01Speaker 2: Sunday or Monday. Anyway, so then by the time it comes,
- 51:07Speaker 2: you just... Are burnt out and you.
- 51:10Speaker 5: It's a Monday.
- 51:11Speaker 2: It's a Monday. So you have all weekend to be
- 51:13Speaker 2: invited to parties. And then by the time Monday rolls around,
- 51:16Speaker 2: you give out candy and you wear sweats and you
- 51:18Speaker 2: don't give a shit. As an adult. Right. Okay? Or
- 51:21Speaker 2: you're with your kids or whatever. So I'd like to
- 51:23Speaker 2: put it out there that I would like to be
- 51:25Speaker 2: invited to some very good parties. Okay. So invite me.
- 51:28Speaker 5: I think that will happen. You get invited to parties.
- 51:31Speaker 2: And I don't think I'm doing a trashy lingerie, slutty
- 51:34Speaker 2: corset outfit this year.
- 51:36Speaker 5: You do like to... prop those boobies up.
- 51:39Speaker 2: I think I'm done with that.
- 51:40Speaker 5: Really?
- 51:40Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 51:41Speaker 5: But you've got good boobs.
- 51:42Speaker 2: I know, but I just, the corset is so hard.
- 51:46Speaker 5: It doesn't have to be a corset.
- 51:47Speaker 2: That's the only way to make it work.
- 51:49Speaker 5: Just a nice bra. You know I know bras. Just
- 51:53Speaker 5: get you a bra, girl. I mean, it doesn't have, don't.
- 51:56Speaker 2: What's your best costume?
- 51:58Speaker 5: Oh, what is my best costume? I mean, you know,
- 52:01Speaker 5: my character Darlene Witherspoon in The Hooters Waitress. That was
- 52:04Speaker 5: always a hit.
- 52:04Speaker 6: Yeah. To wear that at Halloween parties. Just me in
- 52:09Speaker 6: a tiny outfit is always a hit.
- 52:11Speaker 2: True.
- 52:11Speaker 5: But I, truth be told, don't love dressing up for Halloween.
- 52:15Speaker 2: Do you know why I think we don't love it?
- 52:17Speaker 5: We do it all the time.
- 52:19Speaker 2: Yeah, and I think because all those years at the Groundlings,
- 52:22Speaker 2: and those would have been the years to hit the
- 52:24Speaker 2: Halloween parties when we were young.
- 52:26Speaker 5: When we had all those wigs.
- 52:27Speaker 2: And I just did not even want to do it.
- 52:29Speaker 5: I was just like, ew.
- 52:30Speaker 6: Because we spent our all day every day for years
- 52:33Speaker 6: buying costumes and wigs and dressing up in crazy outfits
- 52:37Speaker 6: that when Halloween rolls around, you're like, it feels like
- 52:39Speaker 6: a chore.
- 52:40Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 52:40Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 52:41Speaker 2: I do kind of like that now people do iconic
- 52:47Speaker 2: movie scenes or take a star from an iconic time
- 52:49Speaker 2: of their career. I kind of like that.
- 52:53Speaker 6: Do you like the ones where they're doing puns, like
- 52:57Speaker 6: they're a mix of something?
- 52:59Speaker 2: Oh, like a puzzle. Like you have to figure it out. No,
- 53:02Speaker 2: I don't. I don't. I, that's why I don't like
- 53:05Speaker 2: watching foreign films. I don't want to read.
- 53:07Speaker 5: Okay. You want the work to be done.
- 53:10Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 53:10Speaker 2: And I don't want to like have the couple come
- 53:12Speaker 2: around and be like, Oh, it's a knife and a
- 53:14Speaker 2: fork or whatever. We're playing it. I don't know. Like
- 53:16Speaker 2: I just, yeah. Yeah. I don't know.
- 53:18Speaker 5: Like, yeah.
- 53:22Speaker 6: Somebody I knew did like a Bill and Ted's excellent adventure, but,
- 53:26Speaker 6: Somehow combined it with Bill and Melinda Gates.
- 53:28Speaker 5: And I was like, I can't.
- 53:33Speaker 2: I don't need a riddle. Like, just go fucking just
- 53:35Speaker 2: look cute.
- 53:36Speaker 5: That's why I'm telling you. Put on a bra.
- 53:38Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 53:39Speaker 5: I imagine. Put on a bra. It feels like you've
- 53:43Speaker 5: been venturing down south. to newport and laguna a.
- 53:47Speaker 2: Bit yes i'm hoping to get invited i was.
- 53:49Speaker 7: About to say those are the parties you'd want to
- 53:50Speaker 7: go yeah i'm putting it out there i'm secreting it
- 53:52Speaker 7: okay i'm gonna put it can you put the vision
- 53:54Speaker 7: board together i feel good about it good halloween rich
- 53:58Speaker 7: people parties okay um this is one of the costumes
- 54:01Speaker 7: that's a costume yeah they said that this is actually
- 54:04Speaker 7: you could this could just you could be florence pew
- 54:07Speaker 7: from the movie that i just saw Purchase that Coachella
- 54:11Speaker 7: in a purple outfit.
- 54:12Speaker 2: Like, it was that memorable?
- 54:13Speaker 5: That's so weird. I feel like not enough people know
- 54:15Speaker 5: that outfit, right?
- 54:16Speaker 6: No, but it's... If I was walking down the West
- 54:18Speaker 6: Hollywood Boulevard, I would just think this person was dressed comfortably.
- 54:21Speaker 2: Yeah, that's not going to be good. Oh, but they're
- 54:23Speaker 2: not going to have the West Hollywood.
- 54:25Speaker 5: They're not? It's done?
- 54:26Speaker 2: Where have you been?
- 54:27Speaker 5: I've been in Toronto for five months.
- 54:29Speaker 2: Did you go? I know. Did you used to go
- 54:31Speaker 2: back in the day?
- 54:32Speaker 5: Sometimes. Not every year. They say maybe it's coming.
- 54:36Speaker 2: Maybe it's not. You could be Blake Lively at the
- 54:39Speaker 2: Met Gala if you want.
- 54:41Speaker 5: That would be a hard.
- 54:42Speaker 2: Oh, and then there was all these ones that you don't.
- 54:45Speaker 6: Want to do.
- 54:45Speaker 5: Oh, a wordle costume. You can't do a wordle costume.
- 54:49Speaker 5: It was?
- 54:50Speaker 2: Scary. Wait, it'll be a Wordle box?
- 54:53Speaker 5: I don't even know how to play Wordle.
- 54:55Speaker 2: That's like figuring it out. Let's talk about, have you
- 54:57Speaker 2: heard what's up with Shakira?
- 54:59Speaker 5: I feel so bad for her.
- 54:59Speaker 6: I just know that she's getting a divorce and he's
- 55:01Speaker 6: already with another lady, right?
- 55:04Speaker 2: And she's like going on trial for not paying her taxes,
- 55:06Speaker 2: which she did pay like $ 25 million in taxes.
- 55:10Speaker 5: Well, what's going on?
- 55:12Speaker 2: The Spanish government said that That she didn't pay them
- 55:16Speaker 2: correctly or something. It's for two years of taxes.
- 55:19Speaker 5: $ 29 million seems like a lot.
- 55:20Speaker 2: I know. And then they're trying to prove that she
- 55:24Speaker 2: spent more time in one country than another. Like, she
- 55:28Speaker 2: claimed to be in the Bahamas. I don't know.
- 55:30Speaker 3: Okay.
- 55:30Speaker 2: But her defense team says that the Spanish government loses
- 55:34Speaker 2: half of their cases with taxes. So I feel really
- 55:36Speaker 2: bad for her.
- 55:37Speaker 5: So she's just going through it.
- 55:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 55:39Speaker 2: And then on top of that, she had the husband
- 55:41Speaker 2: that was some famous soccer player, some hottie.
- 55:43Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 55:44Speaker 3: And.
- 55:45Speaker 2: When she met him, he was like 23 and she
- 55:48Speaker 2: was 33. And then they had two kids.
- 55:50Speaker 5: 23-year-old guy, that's hard.
- 55:54Speaker 2: They had the two kids and now he cheated on
- 55:56Speaker 2: her and now he's with some 25-year-old. Yeah.
- 55:59Speaker 5: That's hard.
- 56:00Speaker 2: And she had, yeah, he's with a 25 year old
- 56:02Speaker 2: and she had to pay 25 million taxes and she's
- 56:04Speaker 2: still facing trial.
- 56:05Speaker 5: Gosh, Shakira, she's so pretty.
- 56:07Speaker 2: That's not a great picture.
- 56:08Speaker 5: That isn't a great picture.
- 56:09Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 56:09Speaker 2: Why did you get this? Just kidding.
- 56:11Speaker 5: She's so pretty.
- 56:11Speaker 2: This is style cast. That's not a good photo. I
- 56:13Speaker 2: love her. She is really pretty though.
- 56:15Speaker 5: She's been famous forever. When I was in college, she
- 56:17Speaker 5: was like huge and not in the U S yet.
- 56:20Speaker 6: You know, she eventually got very famous in the U S,
- 56:22Speaker 6: but she was like huge in like Mexico.
- 56:25Speaker 2: And did you do the voice? I want to feel like, I.
- 56:28Speaker 5: Don't know, but I get, They pay the ton on
- 56:30Speaker 5: that show, don't they?
- 56:31Speaker 2: Yeah, and when she looks really young, not in this picture. God,
- 56:34Speaker 2: I don't want to say stylecaster.
- 56:37Speaker 5: What's stylecaster?
- 56:38Speaker 2: Whoever wrote this article, I cannot believe that this was
- 56:40Speaker 2: your photo. I thought this was funny that Prince George,
- 56:45Speaker 2: according to page six, allegedly warned his classmates who were
- 56:50Speaker 2: on his bad side that they better watch out because
- 56:54Speaker 2: his father, hashtag Prince William, will one day be king,
- 56:58Speaker 2: according to royal author Katie Nichol.
- 57:02Speaker 6: Oh, I just can't wait to be king. I love
- 57:06Speaker 6: that he's already waving around his power.
- 57:10Speaker 2: But I'm like, who is the insider? Like a third grader?
- 57:14Speaker 5: Also, he's in line to be king, too.
- 57:16Speaker 2: Right.
- 57:16Speaker 5: So he didn't even need to use his dad's name.
- 57:19Speaker 2: I know, you're right.
- 57:19Speaker 5: He's like, I'm going to be king one day, so
- 57:20Speaker 5: you better be nice to me. I.
- 57:24Speaker 2: Have no uh there's no way this story's true there's
- 57:28Speaker 2: no way i would think that if you're raising royal
- 57:32Speaker 2: kids you would have already had this conversation that you
- 57:35Speaker 2: never say you better do what i right what i
- 57:38Speaker 2: tell you to do because i'm gonna be king like
- 57:40Speaker 2: that would be like the first thing that you teach
- 57:42Speaker 2: your kid along with please and thank you all the
- 57:44Speaker 2: protocols is like you never i could see the throw
- 57:47Speaker 2: your crown or your dick around right yeah i don't
- 57:50Speaker 2: care prince george.
- 57:52Speaker 5: I can see the youngest one doing that, though. The
- 57:54Speaker 5: one that stuck his tongue out at everybody.
- 57:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 57:58Speaker 5: He stuck his tongue out at his mom.
- 57:59Speaker 2: Maybe. Do you think he knows that he's never going
- 58:01Speaker 2: to be king? Like, chances are he'll never be king.
- 58:03Speaker 2: I don't think he cares.
- 58:04Speaker 6: I think when you're the second boy in the family,
- 58:07Speaker 6: you're like, you know, like Harry, he probably never thought
- 58:10Speaker 6: he was like, eh.
- 58:11Speaker 2: I know, and it doesn't even seem like it's fun anymore,
- 58:13Speaker 2: so who cares?
- 58:15Speaker 5: But George is the third in line, right?
- 58:17Speaker 2: Look how cute he is. I don't know. I didn't
- 58:19Speaker 2: mean to say he was hot. I'm saying he's a
- 58:20Speaker 2: good-looking kid.
- 58:21Speaker 4: Okay.
- 58:21Speaker 5: I was like, what?
- 58:23Speaker 2: He's a good-looking kid. And so is she. They're like
- 58:26Speaker 2: a cute family.
- 58:27Speaker 5: They're a cute family.
- 58:29Speaker 2: All right. This is kind of weird and juicy. This
- 58:32Speaker 2: Utah woman did a boudoir photography.
- 58:36Speaker 5: What does that mean, boudoir photography?
- 58:39Speaker 2: Like, don't you remember? Boudoir photography would be like a lady, like,
- 58:44Speaker 2: fuzzed over with like a blowa like laying on her.
- 58:47Speaker 5: Bed oh really like old school.
- 58:49Speaker 2: Yeah but then of course people do the new version
- 58:51Speaker 2: okay and she did sexy photos with her husband it
- 58:55Speaker 2: looks like they're both pretty fit people and they did
- 58:57Speaker 2: a bunch of sexy photos together well anyway they were
- 58:59Speaker 2: going to get divorced and she wanted to split up
- 59:02Speaker 2: the album like we can each keep some of them
- 59:05Speaker 2: and he's like no and he goes she's like well
- 59:07Speaker 2: then i'm going to take them someplace and they need
- 59:09Speaker 2: to like Photoshop me out. And then the guy's like,
- 59:13Speaker 2: I can't Photoshop you out. This is art. So in
- 59:16Speaker 2: the end, A court said, okay, he's going to be
- 59:20Speaker 2: able to keep the boudoir photography photos even though you're
- 59:23Speaker 2: getting divorced.
- 59:24Speaker 6: I wonder how they decided that he has more ownership
- 59:29Speaker 6: of that.
- 59:29Speaker 2: I guess because it's Utah.
- 59:31Speaker 5: Right.
- 59:31Speaker 6: True.
- 59:32Speaker 2: True. It was, oh, maybe it was a gift to
- 59:35Speaker 2: him from her. First of all, when I first read it,
- 59:38Speaker 2: I thought she gave him a sexy book of herself.
- 59:41Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 59:42Speaker 2: And therefore wanted it back because it's sexy photos of her.
- 59:45Speaker 5: Right.
- 59:46Speaker 2: And technically it was a gift. But I think it's
- 59:48Speaker 2: weird that they were in it together, first of all.
- 59:50Speaker 2: That's weird.
- 59:51Speaker 5: And it's weird that if they're getting divorced that he
- 59:52Speaker 5: still wants them.
- 59:54Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 59:55Speaker 5: I would say let's burn them. Let's both just burn them.
- 59:58Speaker 2: I have a friend and she's married to... You know,
- 1:00:03Speaker 2: they do well. They are wealthy.
- 1:00:05Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:00:06Speaker 2: And she's really been the stay-at-home mom the whole time.
- 1:00:08Speaker 2: So the husband makes, you know, the money and stuff.
- 1:00:11Speaker 2: And it was her anniversary. And they're a pretty, like,
- 1:00:13Speaker 2: sexy couple with each other.
- 1:00:14Speaker 5: Oh, a sexy couple. Tell me more.
- 1:00:17Speaker 2: And she's like, let me show you what I'm going
- 1:00:19Speaker 2: to give my husband for our anniversary.
- 1:00:22Speaker 5: She showed who?
- 1:00:22Speaker 3: You?
- 1:00:23Speaker 7: Me.
- 1:00:23Speaker 2: And it was this, all these photos put into a book.
- 1:00:26Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:00:26Speaker 2: And they were, like, fabulous photos.
- 1:00:28Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:00:28Speaker 2: And she looks great. And they're Photoshopped and everything, like everyone's.
- 1:00:31Speaker 2: But they look great. And all I could think of is, like,
- 1:00:38Speaker 2: there's nothing I think Peter would want less for me
- 1:00:42Speaker 2: to spend my money on. How much was this photographer? Like,
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: here's a, like, I just, like.
- 1:00:48Speaker 5: Heather, did you pay for Photoshop? I could have. I've
- 1:00:51Speaker 5: got to airbrush these.
- 1:00:53Speaker 2: But I'm also like, do we think like the husbands
- 1:00:56Speaker 2: of 25 years are going to be like, thank you,
- 1:00:58Speaker 2: I'm going to jack off to this now? Like, I mean,
- 1:01:00Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure Peter's not jacking off to my last special. Like,
- 1:01:04Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure that isn't happening.
- 1:01:06Speaker 5: It's a love letter to Peter.
- 1:01:07Speaker 2: Yeah. Like, he's like, oh, I see you every day
- 1:01:10Speaker 2: for the last 25 years looking like hell every morning.
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: And he knows your body up and down.
- 1:01:14Speaker 2: Wearing the most unsexy, like, clothes to bed.
- 1:01:18Speaker 1: Right.
- 1:01:19Speaker 2: And then here you go. I mean, to me, it
- 1:01:21Speaker 2: feels like I would be doing that to myself. Like,
- 1:01:24Speaker 2: let me get my good photos before I age.
- 1:01:26Speaker 5: Out of this lingerie. I think it's more for yourself.
- 1:01:28Speaker 2: Yes, of course it is.
- 1:01:29Speaker 5: Yeah. But in your mind, you hope that your husband's, like,
- 1:01:33Speaker 5: super into it.
- 1:01:35Speaker 2: I don't know.
- 1:01:35Speaker 5: That would be a good question for a dude.
- 1:01:37Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:01:38Speaker 5: Who's not married. You should ask him.
- 1:01:40Speaker 2: I also thought, like, growing up, like, I always wanted
- 1:01:42Speaker 2: to be, like, everyone always wanted to be a model. Like, whether,
- 1:01:44Speaker 2: you know, oh, to be a model. Like, it was
- 1:01:46Speaker 2: such a. And then when I finally got to the
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: age where they'd be like, Hey, we need, you know,
- 1:01:49Speaker 2: you're going to do this photo shoot. It is so
- 1:01:52Speaker 2: much more work. Don't you agree? Aren't you like, when
- 1:01:55Speaker 2: you're doing it, you know, when you have to do
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: like a bunch of, that's what I'm saying. Like, I
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: always thought I would like love it. And it's like,
- 1:02:03Speaker 2: Oh my God, someone doing my hair and makeup and
- 1:02:05Speaker 2: outfits and fans going. And when you're doing it, you're like,
- 1:02:08Speaker 2: When is this over with?
- 1:02:10Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not great.
- 1:02:11Speaker 2: It's not as fun as people think.
- 1:02:13Speaker 6: I think the photo thing, if you're in a relationship,
- 1:02:17Speaker 6: is better in the beginning part. Because that's when you
- 1:02:23Speaker 6: really want it. And you will get excited about it
- 1:02:27Speaker 6: because it's still new and everything. But, yeah, like you said,
- 1:02:29Speaker 6: like 20 years in.
- 1:02:30Speaker 2: And, like, who are you feeling fooling? Like, that you're
- 1:02:34Speaker 2: able to balance on this thing. Like, your sheen, you know,
- 1:02:37Speaker 2: your face.
- 1:02:38Speaker 5: Yeah, and they're seeing.
- 1:02:39Speaker 6: You yell at the kids the next morning to get
- 1:02:42Speaker 6: down for breakfast.
- 1:02:43Speaker 2: And then, like, what is it? Every night you go
- 1:02:45Speaker 2: to bed, you're like, did you read your book yet? Like, what?
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: Don't forget to take your book on your work trip.
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: I packed it in this fucking book.
- 1:02:55Speaker 5: Then you leave it somewhere.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: Then you're like, you left my nudie photos at the Marriott.
- 1:02:59Speaker 5: Mine would be a pamphlet.
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:03:03Speaker 5: So I'm guessing you're not going to do this for Peter.
- 1:03:06Speaker 2: Definitely not. Definitely not the effort I want to put forth. No,
- 1:03:11Speaker 2: definitely not. I'd rather just go on a vacation.
- 1:03:14Speaker 5: All right.
- 1:03:15Speaker 2: This was such a funny thing that I saw. Um,
- 1:03:19Speaker 2: someone filmed someone else going into Disneyland like this.
- 1:03:23Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:03:24Speaker 2: So it's a stroller, but in the stroller, it looks
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: like there's a little baby in the stroller, but it's almost,
- 1:03:32Speaker 2: it's almost, they have a secondary son, but it's almost like, um,
- 1:03:36Speaker 2: how magicians would like put a girl in the box, but,
- 1:03:41Speaker 2: but like her body would be curled up. Yeah. So
- 1:03:43Speaker 2: basically the baby's in there, but they have adjusted the stroller.
- 1:03:47Speaker 2: So it's like the rest of the body is hiding.
- 1:03:50Speaker 2: So just the face is in the baby part. Okay.
- 1:03:54Speaker 2: So then when they, and then they take her out,
- 1:03:56Speaker 2: there she is.
- 1:03:57Speaker 5: That's her.
- 1:03:58Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:03:58Speaker 2: They show her coming out. Like, so she was like, yeah.
- 1:04:01Speaker 2: So she was like standing in the bottom part with
- 1:04:04Speaker 2: just her head. So because, so they don't have to pay. Yeah.
- 1:04:08Speaker 6: Wow.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: So the head was like in there and then just
- 1:04:12Speaker 2: pops right out.
- 1:04:12Speaker 5: Oh my gosh. Well, cause that, what is the cutoff?
- 1:04:15Speaker 5: Like two and unders free?
- 1:04:17Speaker 2: Yeah. I think it's like, and I think, yeah, I
- 1:04:19Speaker 2: think it's gotta be like.
- 1:04:20Speaker 5: I mean, Disney's expensive. I can't blame them.
- 1:04:24Speaker 2: I mean, I remember like.
- 1:04:25Speaker 5: Everything's crazy expensive there now.
- 1:04:28Speaker 2: We, I mean, I know a lot of people do
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: that for movies too. They put their child and be like,
- 1:04:32Speaker 2: act like you're asleep, suck your thumb. Oh really?
- 1:04:34Speaker 5: I've not heard of that.
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: Oh yeah. And then you just like walk in.
- 1:04:37Speaker 6: I just heard of people bringing like their own snacks
- 1:04:39Speaker 6: and stuff to the movies.
- 1:04:41Speaker 2: We always would bring our own snacks to this day.
- 1:04:43Speaker 2: And then, um, except yesterday I did, I, I didn't
- 1:04:47Speaker 2: do that.
- 1:04:48Speaker 5: Well now you're fancy.
- 1:04:49Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:04:49Speaker 2: And we went to the fancy movie theater with the
- 1:04:51Speaker 2: wine and then, um, But yeah, like when we go
- 1:04:53Speaker 2: to the movie, they drive-ins. We used to like, it
- 1:04:56Speaker 2: was like a quarter a kid.
- 1:04:57Speaker 5: Put a bunch of people in the car.
- 1:04:58Speaker 2: And then we'd put the blankets over us. Yeah.
- 1:05:01Speaker 6: So when they posted this, were they upset about it
- 1:05:03Speaker 6: or just saying, look at what happened?
- 1:05:05Speaker 5: Do we know?
- 1:05:06Speaker 2: I don't know that Disneyland knew.
- 1:05:08Speaker 5: No, but I mean, whoever posted it, were they like,
- 1:05:10Speaker 5: get a load of this?
- 1:05:11Speaker 2: Yes. They were kind of laughing about it. I think
- 1:05:14Speaker 2: people were like, wow, Disneyland's gotten really expensive. Check this out.
- 1:05:17Speaker 2: You know, these two girls hid this little girl in there,
- 1:05:20Speaker 2: you know, and put her all to done. Do you
- 1:05:23Speaker 2: know what's going on with Erica Jane?
- 1:05:25Speaker 5: I don't. I'm even behind on the housewives.
- 1:05:28Speaker 2: Well, you know, she's in a lot of trouble because
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: Tom Girardi.
- 1:05:31Speaker 5: She's been in a lot of trouble, right?
- 1:05:32Speaker 2: Yes, you know all about that. But people were like,
- 1:05:35Speaker 2: who is paying her legal bills? Well, there's some other
- 1:05:38Speaker 2: attorney that used to be friends with both of them,
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: another older guy, and he's paying all of her attorney bills.
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: And so people think like, what's that about? Is something
- 1:05:47Speaker 2: going on? But I'll tell you, baby, he was a
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: good friend. He was a good friend of Mr. Girardi
- 1:05:53Speaker 2: and I. And if he wants to help me, it's
- 1:05:55Speaker 2: none of your fucking business. So there you go.
- 1:05:59Speaker 5: That was a good impression. Thank you.
- 1:06:01Speaker 2: Oh, can I ask you a lesbian question?
- 1:06:03Speaker 6: Sure.
- 1:06:04Speaker 5: I'm here for all your lesbian questions.
- 1:06:05Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:06:06Speaker 2: So this girl, Bronwyn, she's... Oh, she's from the house.
- 1:06:09Speaker 5: OC.
- 1:06:10Speaker 2: Yeah, OC. She has seven kids. Yep. She was married
- 1:06:12Speaker 2: to this guy, Sean.
- 1:06:13Speaker 5: I knew that.
- 1:06:14Speaker 2: Then she... on the second season of her show, she's
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: only had two seasons.
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: They took a break, but not really. They're like kind
- 1:06:20Speaker 5: of first.
- 1:06:21Speaker 2: She said she was by. Okay. Then she said, I'm
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: an alcoholic.
- 1:06:25Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:06:25Speaker 2: Then she said, I'm full blown lesbian. Then she's like,
- 1:06:29Speaker 2: we're going to split up, but we're not going to
- 1:06:31Speaker 2: get divorced.
- 1:06:31Speaker 7: Okay.
- 1:06:32Speaker 2: And we're going to do this thing called nesting where
- 1:06:34Speaker 2: you live in the house and I go off by
- 1:06:37Speaker 2: myself for a week at a time.
- 1:06:39Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:06:39Speaker 2: Okay. And, She's on her fourth serious girlfriend. Wow.
- 1:06:45Speaker 5: She did better than when I was a single lesbian.
- 1:06:49Speaker 5: I was always like, Kim, please, someone date me.
- 1:06:51Speaker 2: And she loves to post a lot. She loves to
- 1:06:54Speaker 2: post a lot about herself.
- 1:06:56Speaker 5: You mean when she's in these relationships, she's very public
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: with them.
- 1:06:59Speaker 2: She's always like, she makes me happy. This one makes
- 1:07:01Speaker 2: me smile. This is the one. So then she wrote
- 1:07:05Speaker 2: with her latest girlfriend. Travel often, say yes, live your life,
- 1:07:09Speaker 2: and find the beauty in everything. Thank you for an
- 1:07:11Speaker 2: amazing week. And then whoever the girl was. And so anyway.
- 1:07:15Speaker 5: The girl's cute.
- 1:07:17Speaker 2: I just wrote her, it's hard to travel often when
- 1:07:19Speaker 2: you're a mom raising kids who are school age, but
- 1:07:21Speaker 2: somehow you do it and have a new girlfriend.
- 1:07:24Speaker 5: Don't be jealous.
- 1:07:25Speaker 2: Oh, I am. Don't be jealous. 100% bitter Betty in
- 1:07:30Speaker 2: my fucking comment.
- 1:07:32Speaker 5: Would you go have a lesbian date? What would you
- 1:07:35Speaker 5: call it? Trice? What's the word?
- 1:07:36Speaker 2: Well, it's like, I feel like it's kind of, it
- 1:07:38Speaker 2: kind of works out. Cause it's like, you know, anytime
- 1:07:42Speaker 2: anyone says it's like, you know what? It's time for
- 1:07:44Speaker 2: take some time out for me.
- 1:07:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:07:46Speaker 2: It's time to take some time for me. And it's
- 1:07:48Speaker 2: like she did. And then she's always in the, in
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: the press, you know, talking about how the last girlfriend,
- 1:07:53Speaker 2: she's like, I have, uh, Was it 10 orgasms a day,
- 1:07:58Speaker 2: and each one lasts 15 minutes.
- 1:08:00Speaker 5: Wow, that's a good.
- 1:08:02Speaker 6: And I'm like, good thing that you're... That's good PR
- 1:08:05Speaker 6: for lesbianism.
- 1:08:06Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, they're pushing... Yeah.
- 1:08:10Speaker 5: We'll take it.
- 1:08:11Speaker 2: And then I was like, wow. And I wrote, God,
- 1:08:14Speaker 2: you know.
- 1:08:16Speaker 5: Thank you. Yes.
- 1:08:18Speaker 2: But I was like, wow, that's a lot of minutes
- 1:08:20Speaker 2: out of the day, 10 times 15.
- 1:08:22Speaker 5: That is a lot of orgasm minutes.
- 1:08:24Speaker 2: Yeah, and a lot of time. Yeah. And I was like,
- 1:08:27Speaker 2: good thing that you aren't with your children in L.A.
- 1:08:30Speaker 2: and you have all day to lay in a bed
- 1:08:31Speaker 2: in New York.
- 1:08:32Speaker 5: But maybe that's why they're at school. Lesbians are crafty
- 1:08:35Speaker 5: with their time management.
- 1:08:38Speaker 2: Anyway, she's got a new one. Good for her.
- 1:08:40Speaker 6: Yeah, I think there might come a day where, you know,
- 1:08:45Speaker 6: you're like, screw everything.
- 1:08:47Speaker 5: I want to try this chick thing for a minute. Peter,
- 1:08:51Speaker 5: you don't care. I want to have 10 orgasms.
- 1:08:54Speaker 2: In a day.
- 1:08:56Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:08:58Speaker 2: I definitely enjoy female company. I don't know if anybody
- 1:09:01Speaker 2: needs to go down on each other, but I'm down.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: I definitely love hanging out with my girlfriends.
- 1:09:09Speaker 5: You're like, can I do the gay thing without all
- 1:09:11Speaker 5: the sex?
- 1:09:12Speaker 2: That's just friendship.
- 1:09:14Speaker 5: That's literally just friendship.
- 1:09:16Speaker 2: You were like.
- 1:09:20Speaker 5: I would love to hang out with my girlfriends and
- 1:09:22Speaker 5: no one kiss or touch.
- 1:09:26Speaker 2: I think I could have a female life partner. So
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: many women could. That we don't do that.
- 1:09:31Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:09:31Speaker 5: I'm telling you.
- 1:09:32Speaker 6: I meet women of a certain age where you can
- 1:09:35Speaker 6: just tell, like.
- 1:09:36Speaker 5: The men pools dried up.
- 1:09:38Speaker 6: They're not trying anymore. I'm like, find a lady. It
- 1:09:41Speaker 6: doesn't have to be sexual.
- 1:09:42Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:09:42Speaker 5: Exactly.
- 1:09:43Speaker 6: And just live out your golden years with that woman.
- 1:09:45Speaker 6: I guarantee it will be the happiest years of their life.
- 1:09:49Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:09:49Speaker 2: Not have to deal with companionship. No, I not have
- 1:09:52Speaker 2: to deal with like, it's the crotchetiness of like some. Yeah.
- 1:09:55Speaker 5: And, and you got two ladies that are taking care
- 1:09:57Speaker 5: of things. No one, you know, there's less nagging. That's
- 1:10:00Speaker 5: the best.
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: I know. I'm jealous. No, I am jealous.
- 1:10:03Speaker 5: Ladies, if you're single and of a certain age, you're
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: tired of looking for men. Just consider it. I'm telling you.
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: Stop pushing your sick agenda on our children.
- 1:10:12Speaker 5: This is part of our PR for lesbianism.
- 1:10:16Speaker 2: Okay. You know about Armie Hammer.
- 1:10:18Speaker 6: I know a little bit. A lot of this has
- 1:10:20Speaker 6: happened since I've been gone. I know what happened to him.
- 1:10:23Speaker 6: He had all those stories come out.
- 1:10:25Speaker 2: So basically, there's a documentary that came out.
- 1:10:28Speaker 5: I haven't seen it.
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: And it's my understanding that it actually was pretty tame.
- 1:10:34Speaker 2: And I think they had to... leave a lot out
- 1:10:37Speaker 2: for legal reasons. Yeah. Legally have to leave a lot out,
- 1:10:41Speaker 2: but it's about the hammer family. And I interviewed, um,
- 1:10:45Speaker 2: army hammers and, and she has told her story and
- 1:10:50Speaker 2: written a book book and she's in it about how it,
- 1:10:53Speaker 2: you know, her grandfather was weird. Her dad was weird. Um,
- 1:10:58Speaker 2: Her brother, who's Armie's dad, was weird.
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: This is according to her.
- 1:11:02Speaker 2: According to her, yes. Allegedly, yeah. And so then when
- 1:11:06Speaker 2: all this came out with Armie being into S &
- 1:11:09Speaker 2: M and his crazy DMs to these girls saying, I
- 1:11:12Speaker 2: want to take one of your ribs and barbecue and
- 1:11:14Speaker 2: eat it, she's like, wow, well, I wonder if anything
- 1:11:18Speaker 2: happened to him because who knows?
- 1:11:19Speaker 5: It's weird stuff.
- 1:11:21Speaker 2: So then they do the documentary, and it's my prediction now.
- 1:11:27Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
- 1:11:28Speaker 2: That he will work again.
- 1:11:30Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:11:31Speaker 2: I just think you're watching this and it's like these
- 1:11:38Speaker 2: girls dated him and, you know, and yeah, he wrote
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: nasty stuff and he was into like the Fifty Shades
- 1:11:46Speaker 2: of Grey stuff. Right.
- 1:11:47Speaker 5: He was like eccentric kind of more like that.
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: I mean, I think they were traumatized. I truly believe
- 1:11:52Speaker 2: they were traumatized, put into the show.
- 1:11:54Speaker 5: Oh, okay.
- 1:11:55Speaker 2: But I'm saying as someone watching it, you're kind of like, OK,
- 1:11:59Speaker 2: you know, you're the one that like, you know, agreed
- 1:12:02Speaker 2: to step into this relationship. And it was really hard
- 1:12:05Speaker 2: because as they're trying to do the documentary, they're like,
- 1:12:08Speaker 2: but we also want to respect people that are into
- 1:12:12Speaker 2: S & M and kinks and fetish. And that's not this.
- 1:12:14Speaker 2: This is someone using that to actually abuse women is
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: what they were trying to say. Meanwhile, he had this
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: beautiful wife.
- 1:12:22Speaker 5: Was he married when he was doing all this?
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:12:25Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:12:25Speaker 2: But when he was with these girls, I think they
- 1:12:27Speaker 2: were separated. Oh, okay. They were separated.
- 1:12:29Speaker 5: I see.
- 1:12:29Speaker 2: So the girls were, you know, I mean, I think
- 1:12:32Speaker 2: he was pursuing girls when he was married, but at
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: the time that the two girls that were featured in
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: the documentary were.
- 1:12:40Speaker 2: So this girl, Elizabeth Chambers, she has a bakery in
- 1:12:43Speaker 2: Texas called Bird Bakery.
- 1:12:44Speaker 5: That's his ex-wife.
- 1:12:46Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:12:46Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: And she's very pretty and they were always on the
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: red carpet together and have two perfect little kids. Okay. Now,
- 1:12:53Speaker 2: since this, there's this other girl that wasn't featured in
- 1:12:57Speaker 2: the doc, but she actually got Gloria Allred to represent
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: her to pursue a lawsuit with Army over alleged abuse
- 1:13:05Speaker 2: during their relationship. That girl's, her Instagram is called House
- 1:13:08Speaker 2: of Effie. She, in the last week or so, released
- 1:13:14Speaker 2: texts and messages from Elizabeth saying, like, oh, my gosh,
- 1:13:20Speaker 2: share more, share more. I'm trying to get custody. You know,
- 1:13:23Speaker 2: anything you can say that'll, like, make him look bad,
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: please put out there. Huh.
- 1:13:27Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 1:13:28Speaker 2: She put it out there because Elizabeth just went on
- 1:13:32Speaker 2: a press thing and said, he's doing great. We're not,
- 1:13:37Speaker 2: we're no longer together, but he's healing. And it's making
- 1:13:40Speaker 2: me think that she's like, I think what happened.
- 1:13:43Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:13:44Speaker 2: Then the latest is this Elizabeth Chambers, former friend has
- 1:13:47Speaker 2: come forward and said, she used my email. Like making
- 1:13:53Speaker 2: it come from me to send stories to the press
- 1:13:58Speaker 2: about him flirting with other women and all this stuff
- 1:14:01Speaker 2: to set her case for divorcing him and getting custody
- 1:14:04Speaker 2: and making him look bad. Now she's trying to say
- 1:14:06Speaker 2: he's healing. He's been to rehab.
- 1:14:09Speaker 5: She's walking it back.
- 1:14:10Speaker 2: I don't think she wants him back. I think she
- 1:14:12Speaker 2: wants him to walk.
- 1:14:13Speaker 5: Walking her actions back.
- 1:14:16Speaker 2: No, I don't think she thought anyone would find this out. Oh, okay.
- 1:14:19Speaker 2: So I think she thought this stuff would never come out.
- 1:14:21Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:14:22Speaker 2: And now that, you know, the documentary came out, it's
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: been a little while. Who's the Iron Man guy? Robert
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: Downey Jr. has like put him through recap and is
- 1:14:32Speaker 2: like standing by him.
- 1:14:33Speaker 5: Oh, I didn't know that.
- 1:14:34Speaker 2: And I think now she's like, I don't want to
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: stay married to him, but I think she's thinking, he's
- 1:14:41Speaker 2: got to keep working for me to like, get this
- 1:14:44Speaker 2: child support and live this life. And I don't want
- 1:14:46Speaker 2: him to, I don't want the father of my kids
- 1:14:48Speaker 2: to go down like that. I think she was so
- 1:14:51Speaker 2: angry in the beginning of his cheating that she was like,
- 1:14:54Speaker 2: let it all out. And then when the dust settled, she.
- 1:14:56Speaker 5: Was like, she's like, yeah, all out more.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:15:00Speaker 2: But she's been found out.
- 1:15:01Speaker 5: Whoa, that's a lot.
- 1:15:02Speaker 2: And she still has a bakery.
- 1:15:04Speaker 5: That is a lot.
- 1:15:05Speaker 2: I went to the bird bakery in Texas.
- 1:15:07Speaker 5: You did. She lives there.
- 1:15:10Speaker 2: She lives there.
- 1:15:11Speaker 5: Why is it in Texas?
- 1:15:13Speaker 2: It is?
- 1:15:14Speaker 5: It's good.
- 1:15:14Speaker 2: It's a good bakery. It's like real cute.
- 1:15:16Speaker 5: Oh, I love a cute bakery.
- 1:15:20Speaker 2: Anyway, my prediction is.
- 1:15:21Speaker 6: If anything comes out of this whole story you just told,
- 1:15:24Speaker 6: is that I'm going to go check out that bakery.
- 1:15:26Speaker 2: I know a lot of people did jokes about when
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: he was talking about eating ribs. They're like, you know,
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: is there like a meat muffin?
- 1:15:32Speaker 3: Right.
- 1:15:33Speaker 2: Whatever. So dumb. I... I don't think he was ever
- 1:15:36Speaker 2: serious about wanting to barbecue a rib.
- 1:15:38Speaker 5: Like he was just in the heat of the moment
- 1:15:40Speaker 5: trying to say something.
- 1:15:41Speaker 2: I think it was just some weird, gross stuff. But
- 1:15:44Speaker 2: when I was reporting on it, as it was happening...
- 1:15:46Speaker 2: When I was reporting on it. I was like, is
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: this fucking... Like, what is this? Because there was so
- 1:15:51Speaker 2: much going on. But now I feel like, yes, he was...
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: you know, he did some sick stuff that I'm not
- 1:16:00Speaker 2: into and that he was so good looking and Hollywood
- 1:16:04Speaker 2: guy that girls wouldn't say no to him. And he
- 1:16:06Speaker 2: did take advantage of them. I totally, I totally believe that.
- 1:16:10Speaker 2: And I definitely thought like two years ago, this guy's done.
- 1:16:13Speaker 2: He'll never work again.
- 1:16:14Speaker 5: And now you think now.
- 1:16:15Speaker 2: I predict some type of streaming series with, but two
- 1:16:21Speaker 2: years from now, he'll be starring in some streaming series.
- 1:16:24Speaker 5: Oh, Well, you love to make predictions, so you heard
- 1:16:27Speaker 5: it here first.
- 1:16:28Speaker 2: That's what I think. Sister wives. Nice.
- 1:16:31Speaker 5: This show's still on? Heather.
- 1:16:34Speaker 2: Fortune, you have no idea what's happening.
- 1:16:36Speaker 5: How is this still on?
- 1:16:37Speaker 2: Well, it finally got juicy. Do you see?
- 1:16:39Speaker 6: I kind of resemble this main guy.
- 1:16:44Speaker 5: Without the goatee.
- 1:16:47Speaker 2: If you grow your hair out a little longer, you
- 1:16:51Speaker 2: could absolutely be Cody.
- 1:16:52Speaker 5: Drop a couple pounds.
- 1:16:55Speaker 2: Cody has four wives.
- 1:16:56Speaker 5: Oh, that seems exhausting.
- 1:16:58Speaker 2: Wife number three, Christine. Yeah. As you can see in
- 1:17:00Speaker 2: this photo, she's looking off.
- 1:17:03Speaker 5: Oh, that means there's trouble in paradise. Right?
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: She has.
- 1:17:08Speaker 5: Is that what that means?
- 1:17:09Speaker 2: That's what it means.
- 1:17:10Speaker 5: She wants to be out on her own.
- 1:17:12Speaker 2: If this was a Halloween costume, you would have been
- 1:17:14Speaker 2: able to figure it out.
- 1:17:17Speaker 5: No pun in this.
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: But.
- 1:17:19Speaker 5: She is that the storyline that she's venturing out.
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: Right. And they're not legally married. So it's not that hard.
- 1:17:26Speaker 2: And the kids are kind of old. Well, he was
- 1:17:30Speaker 2: legally married to wife. Number one, Mary. Yeah. And then
- 1:17:33Speaker 2: he got Janelle and, um, Christine. And then he met
- 1:17:39Speaker 2: Robin and, And Robin had two or three kids from
- 1:17:42Speaker 2: a previous marriage.
- 1:17:44Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:17:44Speaker 2: And the dad wasn't involved. So then he told Mary,
- 1:17:48Speaker 2: wife number one, we need to get divorced. And since
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: we don't really like each other that much anyway, I
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: didn't think you'd mind. So I could legally marry Robin
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: and adopt her kids. Whoa.
- 1:17:57Speaker 5: And he did. He did. He did that.
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: And so now with COVID, he was a real COVID freak. Like,
- 1:18:05Speaker 2: not freak, but like very strict about it. Very, very
- 1:18:08Speaker 2: strict about it.
- 1:18:08Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: He was like, I can't go to all the different
- 1:18:12Speaker 2: houses because there's so many of us.
- 1:18:14Speaker 5: We wouldn't have all been in a pod? I would
- 1:18:17Speaker 5: think that, like, this is our pod.
- 1:18:18Speaker 2: Thank you. That is what Janelle was saying.
- 1:18:21Speaker 6: Yeah, like, if we all just, all of us just
- 1:18:23Speaker 6: each hang out with each other, this is our pod.
- 1:18:26Speaker 2: They all said that. And they think that he didn't
- 1:18:29Speaker 2: want that.
- 1:18:29Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:18:30Speaker 2: Because he liked just staying at Robin's.
- 1:18:32Speaker 6: Oh.
- 1:18:32Speaker 2: But Robin was like, having Cody around 24-7. Was too much.
- 1:18:36Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:18:36Speaker 5: Yes. She was like, please go to these other houses.
- 1:18:41Speaker 2: So she was like, you need to work on your
- 1:18:43Speaker 2: other marriages and get the fuck out.
- 1:18:45Speaker 6: Yeah, COVID did that to a lot of relationships. And
- 1:18:49Speaker 6: they didn't even have three other options. They were, like,
- 1:18:52Speaker 6: he had options and was still refusing to go anywhere else.
- 1:18:57Speaker 2: And so then in it, I guess he hadn't had
- 1:18:59Speaker 2: sex with Christine for many, many years.
- 1:19:01Speaker 6: Really?
- 1:19:02Speaker 2: And she's like, are we ever going to.
- 1:19:04Speaker 5: Which one's that?
- 1:19:04Speaker 2: The one that's venturing off.
- 1:19:06Speaker 5: Oh, wait, this one. This one is going away.
- 1:19:09Speaker 2: Robin is in the red.
- 1:19:11Speaker 5: Okay, so he's closest to her.
- 1:19:13Speaker 2: And then Mary is number one, and they're not close.
- 1:19:15Speaker 5: Wait, which one's number one?
- 1:19:17Speaker 2: Mary's in the green.
- 1:19:18Speaker 5: Okay, she's number one.
- 1:19:18Speaker 2: And Mary's number one, and they haven't been close for
- 1:19:21Speaker 2: a really long time.
- 1:19:22Speaker 4: Okay.
- 1:19:22Speaker 2: And she got catfished. She was flirting with a guy
- 1:19:27Speaker 2: for many... For like a year online that was like,
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: you should leave Cody for me. We're so in love.
- 1:19:34Speaker 2: And then that person went to the tabloids and said,
- 1:19:36Speaker 2: I've been catfishing Mary. I'm actually a woman.
- 1:19:39Speaker 5: Oh, that's bad PR for us.
- 1:19:43Speaker 2: So then Cody felt betrayed and the sister wise felt
- 1:19:47Speaker 2: betrayed because they're like, that's just embarrassing.
- 1:19:50Speaker 7: Mary.
- 1:19:50Speaker 5: I could see her doing the woman thing though.
- 1:19:53Speaker 2: Totally. And her daughter, she has one daughter and her
- 1:19:56Speaker 2: daughter is. engaged, but also transitioning.
- 1:20:01Speaker 5: Oh, okay. And so the one that's leaving is who?
- 1:20:05Speaker 2: Christine in the blue.
- 1:20:06Speaker 5: Where does she fall in? She doesn't like him anymore.
- 1:20:07Speaker 2: She's number three, and she said she didn't really enjoy
- 1:20:10Speaker 2: him that much, but she was still willing to try.
- 1:20:13Speaker 3: Okay.
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: And so she said, are we ever going to sleep
- 1:20:15Speaker 2: together again, ever have sex again?
- 1:20:17Speaker 5: Oh, because they're the ones that hadn't slept together in forever.
- 1:20:20Speaker 2: Right. And he's like, look, no. There's a lot of
- 1:20:24Speaker 2: marriages that aren't romantic. And she goes, well, you're basically
- 1:20:27Speaker 2: telling me that I am never going to have a
- 1:20:30Speaker 2: romantic relationship again, but you can go down the street
- 1:20:36Speaker 2: and have, yeah, I get it.
- 1:20:39Speaker 5: You're like, that's the thing.
- 1:20:40Speaker 2: Like I get it. You're 50. The idea of sleeping
- 1:20:44Speaker 2: with multiple women during the week is probably just really exhausting.
- 1:20:49Speaker 2: And you just like to stick with what you know now,
- 1:20:51Speaker 2: the one that you've been boning throughout COVID.
- 1:20:53Speaker 5: And you're like, But she needs to be able to
- 1:20:56Speaker 5: get some.
- 1:20:56Speaker 2: She'd like to get phone. And she... So she's like,
- 1:20:59Speaker 2: once you told me that, I'm out.
- 1:21:00Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:21:00Speaker 2: And he's like, I didn't think that you were out.
- 1:21:02Speaker 2: Good girl. Go on. So she's... So we're watching her go.
- 1:21:06Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:21:08Speaker 2: And then Janelle... That's juicy. I don't think he sleeps
- 1:21:11Speaker 2: with Janelle either. But I.
- 1:21:13Speaker 5: This one.
- 1:21:13Speaker 2: The one in the orange.
- 1:21:14Speaker 5: Not having it.
- 1:21:15Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:21:17Speaker 5: I'm not having it.
- 1:21:19Speaker 2: She just doesn't care enough to... She wants to just
- 1:21:25Speaker 2: stay in the family because she doesn't want.
- 1:21:28Speaker 5: She's got a roof over her head.
- 1:21:29Speaker 2: And she doesn't want. I don't think she wants to
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: find romance with anybody else. And she doesn't care that
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: he only sleeps with Robin. And she doesn't care. And
- 1:21:37Speaker 2: now that her kids are grown, she's like, look, I
- 1:21:40Speaker 2: wish the kids would get along with Cody better. But
- 1:21:43Speaker 2: at the same time, like, I'm fine with just keeping
- 1:21:46Speaker 2: its status quo.
- 1:21:47Speaker 5: I get that. Some people are just complacent. She's like,
- 1:21:50Speaker 5: I like my house.
- 1:21:51Speaker 2: And everyone hates Cody.
- 1:21:54Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:21:55Speaker 2: So there you go.
- 1:21:56Speaker 5: There you go.
- 1:21:57Speaker 2: There you go. This guy I happened to have found
- 1:22:03Speaker 2: on my For You page. I don't know how it
- 1:22:04Speaker 2: comes about.
- 1:22:04Speaker 5: I don't know how you found this.
- 1:22:06Speaker 2: He doesn't even have that many followers. No, he doesn't.
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: I made you watch it.
- 1:22:10Speaker 5: That's why it's very obscure.
- 1:22:12Speaker 2: It's this guy with red hair. His name is Scott
- 1:22:17Speaker 2: Nathan Foto. And I came across this video, and I
- 1:22:23Speaker 2: was just like, I just, I have to. Basically, he's like, so,
- 1:22:28Speaker 2: story time. There's this girl that, you know, I date occasionally.
- 1:22:33Speaker 2: She comes over.
- 1:22:34Speaker 5: She has to stay with me for a couple nights.
- 1:22:35Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what she says. Yeah, so she did. You know,
- 1:22:37Speaker 2: she slept over. He makes it very clear to the audience.
- 1:22:39Speaker 5: Friday night, Saturday night, Sunday night. We're like, we know
- 1:22:44Speaker 5: what a weekend is. Dude.
- 1:22:47Speaker 2: So, you know, she's getting ready, doing her hair and makeup,
- 1:22:52Speaker 2: and I hear her phone buzzing.
- 1:22:53Speaker 5: There's a vibration in the bed. You're like, her phone rang.
- 1:22:59Speaker 2: I think it's my phone and it's her phone. And
- 1:23:01Speaker 2: right there I see that she gets a message from
- 1:23:04Speaker 2: a guy named Mohammed from Seeking Arrangements. So I go, hey, babe.
- 1:23:09Speaker 5: And she goes, yeah, babe. Yeah, babe. There's no way
- 1:23:16Speaker 5: she said, yeah, babe. He's lying.
- 1:23:18Speaker 2: I know. Like, really?
- 1:23:20Speaker 5: Like, what? She's in the shower going, what?
- 1:23:23Speaker 2: Yeah. I'll be him and you be her. Babe, looks
- 1:23:29Speaker 2: like you have a message from some guy named Mohammed
- 1:23:32Speaker 2: on seeking arrangements.
- 1:23:33Speaker 5: Why are you spying on me?
- 1:23:36Speaker 2: I'm not, you can come over and screw me anytime
- 1:23:38Speaker 2: you want. I'm just curious how this works. I mean,
- 1:23:40Speaker 2: what are you going to do with this guy?
- 1:23:42Speaker 5: Well, you really want to know?
- 1:23:44Speaker 2: Yeah, I do.
- 1:23:45Speaker 6: All right, fine. I guess I'll confide in you. So
- 1:23:49Speaker 6: I go on dates with these guys. He's going to
- 1:23:51Speaker 6: pay me like a thousand dollars. Just go to lunch.
- 1:23:55Speaker 6: And basically I have a nice meal and then I
- 1:23:57Speaker 6: get him to, I don't know. I'm like, Hey, can
- 1:23:59Speaker 6: you take me shopping afterwards?
- 1:24:01Speaker 5: And he's like, sure. And I'm, I'm not gonna have
- 1:24:03Speaker 5: sex with him though.
- 1:24:04Speaker 2: Wow. That's amazing. So then she comes back from shopping.
- 1:24:08Speaker 2: She has two, one big Yves Saint Laurent bag and
- 1:24:11Speaker 2: one little one and then a Gucci bag. And I'm like, wow.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: And she goes, here you go. And she gives me
- 1:24:16Speaker 2: these Gucci shoes that are very flamboyant with some feathers
- 1:24:23Speaker 2: on them and stuff. And they're size 11. And I go,
- 1:24:27Speaker 2: first of all, how did you get him to buy
- 1:24:29Speaker 2: you men's shoes? And how did you know my size? Well, babe,
- 1:24:33Speaker 2: I was just.
- 1:24:34Speaker 6: At lunch and we went shopping and I felt bad
- 1:24:37Speaker 6: for leaving you for a couple hours.
- 1:24:39Speaker 5: So I just lied. I told him it was my
- 1:24:41Speaker 5: dad's birthday.
- 1:24:42Speaker 6: And so he bought me these shoes and I had
- 1:24:44Speaker 6: gone through your closet to find your size.
- 1:24:46Speaker 1: Wink.
- 1:24:47Speaker 6: Wow.
- 1:24:48Speaker 2: You're pretty cool.
- 1:24:49Speaker 5: Thanks. So anyway. But you know the worst part about it?
- 1:24:54Speaker 3: What?
- 1:24:55Speaker 6: Is that I have all these goods, these luxury items,
- 1:24:58Speaker 6: but like no money. So I'm not actually making that
- 1:25:01Speaker 6: much money doing this.
- 1:25:02Speaker 2: You know what you should do, babe? What, babe? Is
- 1:25:05Speaker 2: only have these guys take you shopping at Barney's. What
- 1:25:09Speaker 2: was the other place?
- 1:25:10Speaker 5: Neiman Marcus.
- 1:25:11Speaker 2: Barney's and Neiman Marcus. Because when you return the goods,
- 1:25:15Speaker 2: they're the only two stores in L.A. that can give
- 1:25:18Speaker 2: you cash, not credit.
- 1:25:20Speaker 5: Oh, my God. That's genius. I have never thought about that.
- 1:25:23Speaker 5: You know what? I'm actually going to start doing that.
- 1:25:25Speaker 2: So then.
- 1:25:26Speaker 5: Cut to.
- 1:25:26Speaker 2: A couple months later.
- 1:25:27Speaker 5: Two months later.
- 1:25:28Speaker 2: She called me up and she said. Babe. No, she
- 1:25:32Speaker 2: called your daddy, remember?
- 1:25:33Speaker 1: Oh.
- 1:25:33Speaker 5: Hey, Daddy.
- 1:25:34Speaker 2: Hey, Daddy.
- 1:25:40Speaker 5: What's up?
- 1:25:41Speaker 2: Oh, what's up with you? How you doing? Haven't heard
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: from you in a while. Want to come over and
- 1:25:45Speaker 2: sleep over for a weekend? That would include a Friday, Saturday,
- 1:25:48Speaker 2: and Sunday.
- 1:25:49Speaker 5: Actually, I don't. But I did want to tell you something. What?
- 1:25:52Speaker 6: You are so freaking smart. I did what you said.
- 1:25:56Speaker 5: What?
- 1:25:57Speaker 6: And I took all these items back, got cash from
- 1:26:00Speaker 6: those stores.
- 1:26:01Speaker 1: What?
- 1:26:01Speaker 6: And now I have $ 37, 000 in my bank accounts.
- 1:26:05Speaker 2: Wow. And then she said to me, I should be
- 1:26:08Speaker 2: called myself the whore whisperer.
- 1:26:12Speaker 5: I mean, offensive.
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: So gross. So I read the comments and everybody's like,
- 1:26:19Speaker 2: that's amazing. Like everyone thought he's great. Great story. Great.
- 1:26:24Speaker 5: Entrepreneur.
- 1:26:25Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:26:26Speaker 5: I mean, it is true. Like how many luxury items
- 1:26:29Speaker 5: can you have?
- 1:26:31Speaker 6: And if you try and resell them, you're losing a
- 1:26:33Speaker 6: lot of the value.
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: No. You should... That's why.
- 1:26:37Speaker 5: You got to go to the real, real.
- 1:26:39Speaker 6: Right.
- 1:26:39Speaker 2: That's when you, you know, act... That's why if you're
- 1:26:42Speaker 2: in your house and somebody comes and steals all your stuff.
- 1:26:45Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 1:26:46Speaker 2: You know, it saves you a trip to the real, real.
- 1:26:49Speaker 2: You get the full amount from the insurance. Yeah. So...
- 1:26:52Speaker 2: Not that you want that to happen.
- 1:26:53Speaker 5: I don't want that to happen.
- 1:26:54Speaker 2: Well, with certain people, it has conveniently happened to them
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: when they owe a lot of money and then they
- 1:27:02Speaker 2: get that big million dollar check.
- 1:27:03Speaker 5: I don't want to know about that.
- 1:27:05Speaker 2: I don't know about that either, but I'm just saying
- 1:27:07Speaker 2: some people think that maybe all the robberies that are
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: reported are not necessarily the way they are.
- 1:27:12Speaker 5: But I don't know. I didn't get into that. I
- 1:27:15Speaker 5: don't even know. That seems like a complicated situation.
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: Here it is, the whore whisperer. Look at that face.
- 1:27:20Speaker 5: No.
- 1:27:21Speaker 1: Well.
- 1:27:21Speaker 2: So hot. This is Annie watching him in disgust. I
- 1:27:26Speaker 2: made her watch it. Teresa got the boot from Real
- 1:27:31Speaker 2: Housewives of New Jersey second week.
- 1:27:33Speaker 5: I didn't see her dance. How did she do?
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: I mean, she's fine. What I kind of realized, oh,
- 1:27:37Speaker 2: you know who got the boot last week was Samantha
- 1:27:41Speaker 2: Jones' ex-boyfriend from Sex and the City.
- 1:27:43Speaker 5: Oh, my gosh. What's that guy's name? Oh, he was
- 1:27:46Speaker 5: on there?
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: Smith Jarrett was on Sex and the City, and then
- 1:27:49Speaker 2: he was on Dancing with the Stars. And they threw
- 1:27:52Speaker 2: Kim and his perfect dick right off the show. Why
- 1:27:55Speaker 2: is no one voting for him? Anyway, it kind of
- 1:27:58Speaker 2: made me realize that, like, I mean, I think Teresa's, like,
- 1:28:01Speaker 2: the biggest Real Housewife.
- 1:28:03Speaker 5: She's the most famous?
- 1:28:04Speaker 2: But I don't know if it's that the Real Housewife
- 1:28:07Speaker 2: fans are too lazy to dial in and save her.
- 1:28:11Speaker 2: Or if maybe the Real House audience is just smaller
- 1:28:15Speaker 2: than I think it is.
- 1:28:16Speaker 6: Or it's just like so specific to that Bravo world
- 1:28:19Speaker 6: that maybe they don't watch Dancing with the Stars.
- 1:28:21Speaker 2: Right.
- 1:28:22Speaker 5: It could be an older. Is it an older audience?
- 1:28:23Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 1:28:24Speaker 2: I think it's pretty. I think it's a lot of people,
- 1:28:27Speaker 2: but I don't think it's as broad as like a
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: sports person.
- 1:28:31Speaker 5: Right. Or. I mean, the Dancing with the Stars audience. Oh,
- 1:28:35Speaker 5: the Dancing with the Stars.
- 1:28:37Speaker 2: Maybe. I don't know what it is.
- 1:28:39Speaker 5: I think it probably.
- 1:28:40Speaker 2: Is I feel like everybody that goes on the show
- 1:28:42Speaker 2: is like and I'm doing this for my dead grandma
- 1:28:44Speaker 2: like every single one and also if a lot of
- 1:28:48Speaker 2: them have died.
- 1:28:49Speaker 6: Maybe her fans just didn't watch but I would have she.
- 1:28:53Speaker 2: Seems completely fine to get the boot it is so
- 1:28:56Speaker 2: much work would you do it?
- 1:28:59Speaker 5: I don't think so.
- 1:29:01Speaker 2: I don't think I would either.
- 1:29:02Speaker 5: You would have to. You would have to, Heather. You
- 1:29:05Speaker 5: can't turn that down. You would totally do it.
- 1:29:08Speaker 2: I'm totally fine, though, getting the boot like the first week.
- 1:29:11Speaker 5: Well, whatever. You've done it.
- 1:29:12Speaker 2: I just want to do the one photo shoot and then.
- 1:29:15Speaker 5: Be done with it.
- 1:29:15Speaker 6: You're going to want to prance around in that little
- 1:29:17Speaker 6: shimmery dress.
- 1:29:19Speaker 5: High heels. You can work high heels. Your bras. Push
- 1:29:23Speaker 5: the girls up. You should do that show if they
- 1:29:27Speaker 5: ask you.
- 1:29:28Speaker 2: I thought I would have been asked so long ago.
- 1:29:31Speaker 6: I'm actually surprised. I feel like it's, I feel like
- 1:29:34Speaker 6: here it turns next season. That's what I predict next season.
- 1:29:38Speaker 2: Or it'll happen when I'm like the oldest person, like
- 1:29:40Speaker 2: I'm the geriatric person, like 20 years from now.
- 1:29:43Speaker 5: And they're all clapping for you.
- 1:29:44Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:29:45Speaker 5: Oh, she tried.
- 1:29:46Speaker 2: Right. Yeah. Yeah.
- 1:29:47Speaker 5: They're like helping you to the judge's table.
- 1:29:51Speaker 2: But I saw, is it a lot?
- 1:29:53Speaker 3: Wait.
- 1:29:53Speaker 2: Who's the guy that's the host from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?
- 1:29:57Speaker 5: Oh, Alfonso Rivera?
- 1:29:58Speaker 2: Yeah, I saw him interview Gabby. She was the Bachelorette. Yeah.
- 1:30:04Speaker 2: And he's asking her a question, and she has a
- 1:30:07Speaker 2: scratchy voice, and she didn't even know how to answer
- 1:30:09Speaker 2: it right. She's like, well, I just am more of
- 1:30:10Speaker 2: a performer than a dancer. Did I answer your question right?
- 1:30:14Speaker 2: And he goes, no, you didn't. But anyway, he was
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: kind of funny. That's cool. Like, I thought he was, like,
- 1:30:19Speaker 2: a pretty good host, because I guess they got rid
- 1:30:21Speaker 2: of Tyra, huh? They got rid of Tyra.
- 1:30:24Speaker 5: I haven't watched in years.
- 1:30:25Speaker 3: I know.
- 1:30:26Speaker 2: Remember we always had to... Remember we did a dancing...
- 1:30:28Speaker 2: I don't know if I was... We did a dancing
- 1:30:29Speaker 2: with a.
- 1:30:29Speaker 5: I don't think I was in that one.
- 1:30:31Speaker 2: Yes.
- 1:30:31Speaker 5: I don't think I was in that one. I would remember.
- 1:30:33Speaker 5: I wasn't in that sketch. Okay, I know we.
- 1:30:38Speaker 2: Did one where Chris and Ross danced together.
- 1:30:41Speaker 5: Yeah, I wasn't in it.
- 1:30:41Speaker 2: I was with... I don't know.
- 1:30:44Speaker 3: Not me.
- 1:30:44Speaker 5: I can't remember who I was with. I think that
- 1:30:46Speaker 5: was right before me.
- 1:30:47Speaker 2: Well, there you go.
- 1:30:49Speaker 5: There you go.
- 1:30:50Speaker 2: Well, tell everybody... About your stuff. One more time.
- 1:30:55Speaker 5: I'm on tour. Birmingham, Alabama. Memphis, Tennessee. Newark, New Jersey. Huntington,
- 1:30:59Speaker 5: New York. Wilmington, Delaware. Vermont. Rhode Island. I'm going to
- 1:31:03Speaker 5: have a Netflix special out October 25th. Yes.
- 1:31:06Speaker 6: Called Good Fortune. So I would love you Juicy Scoopers
- 1:31:10Speaker 6: to watch it.
- 1:31:12Speaker 5: Because, yeah, I worked really hard on it. I'm excited
- 1:31:15Speaker 5: for it.
- 1:31:15Speaker 2: I'm excited to see it, too.
- 1:31:17Speaker 5: Thanks, my dear.
- 1:31:18Speaker 2: And they can watch Sweet and Salty in the meantime. Yeah.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: And follow Fortune. It's just your name, right? At Fortune?
- 1:31:24Speaker 2: What's your Instagram?
- 1:31:26Speaker 5: At Fortune Feimster, yeah.
- 1:31:27Speaker 2: All right.
- 1:31:27Speaker 5: Thanks, girl. Thank you, girl. You know I love you
- 1:31:30Speaker 5: juicy scoopers that listen, so it's a real treat to
- 1:31:32Speaker 5: be back. Thanks for having me.
- 1:31:34Speaker 2: That was so sincere.
- 1:31:35Speaker 3: I love it.
- 1:31:36Speaker 5: I meant every word of it.
- 1:32:07Speaker 4: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
- 1:32:11Speaker 4: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
- 1:32:15Speaker 4: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
- 1:32:17Speaker 4: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
- 1:32:20Speaker 4: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
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- 1:32:31Speaker 2: So easy.
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