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Episode 20: Burping Misinformation · Blazed and Confused Podcast

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  Speaker 1: The play is in confused. Podcast is rated M for
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  Speaker 1: marijuana no minors, but your audience is only okay, Hello,
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  Speaker 1: what a rough start. They don't even know. They don't
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  Speaker 1: even know, because no, they had no idea. Yeah, for
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  Speaker 1: the listening audience, just joining us. I wish I was
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  Speaker 1: recording for the behind the scenes here, but Becker was
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  Speaker 1: just so unhappy with how his headphone sounded were too loud.
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  Speaker 1: So we just spent the past fucking twenty minutes up, down, up, down,
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  Speaker 1: twenty minutes down, down, up, and then I wouldn't touch it,
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  Speaker 1: and he'd say, yeah, that's perfect, right there, whatever, perfect
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  Speaker 1: perfect four minutes by the way, Dick, all right, geez alvi,
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  Speaker 1: this is what I'm dealing with right now. I see.
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  Speaker 1: It was really funny though, when he was in here
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  Speaker 1: before playing Spanish music and you were watching him dance,
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  Speaker 1: and we were both kind of like the whitest motherfucker
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  Speaker 1: I've ever seen in your life. I was just showing
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  Speaker 1: you the music that I'm forced to play as a
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  Speaker 1: very white DJ. Sometimes and some it's funny because a
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  Speaker 1: lot of times, see it's I'm glad you bring this
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  Speaker 1: up because I agree. I agree that i'm a very
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  Speaker 1: white looking individual. I'm exceptionally white, just looking but acting
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  Speaker 1: very very What do you think the dancing was pretty
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  Speaker 1: caucas Well, I tell people when they request can you
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  Speaker 1: play Spanish music, I'm like, I only have like the
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  Speaker 1: white people Spanish songs. I like anything by Pitbull and
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  Speaker 1: Don Zac, Carduuro and Gasolina And that's a pretty white
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  Speaker 1: person Spanish Gasolina. And what else is another white person
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  Speaker 1: Spanish song? How do you pronounce it? Is it Calabria
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  Speaker 1: by inure? But is that Spanish? Is it Spanish? I
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  Speaker 1: think we're offending a lot of people right now. No,
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  Speaker 1: we're not. You know what, you know what I trying? Well,
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  Speaker 1: Alvi and I are trying man. So I tell you,
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  Speaker 1: I uh that the algorithm sometimes can get a little scary,
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  Speaker 1: right do you ever do you ever like scroll on
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  Speaker 1: social media and think, man, the algorithm is whoa.
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  Speaker 2: Uh like what you're you're thinking about something or you're
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  Speaker 2: talking about something, and all of a sudden it appears
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  Speaker 2: on your your timeline that kind of thing.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that and uh, all of a sudden. As of recently,
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  Speaker 1: I keep getting these tiktoks and reels. So both on
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  Speaker 1: two separate platforms, TikTok and Instagram reels. I'm getting these
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  Speaker 1: videos about quitting marijuana. But the funny thing is that
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  Speaker 1: on on TikTok, I guess you get like censored on
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  Speaker 1: TikTok if you say marijuana, if you say weed, so
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  Speaker 1: they call it quitting gardening. And there's this whole there's
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  Speaker 1: two dude, There's like a billion videos that I've come
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  Speaker 1: across now, and I'm not looking for these. What is
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  Speaker 1: this the universe telling me that I need to cut
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  Speaker 1: it back on the marriage Juana, on the gardening. I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: See, you can't ask me that kind of question because
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  Speaker 2: I think it's good for me, So I I don't
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  Speaker 2: think I don't have to quit.
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  Speaker 1: But I tell you, though I'm not a quote, I
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  Speaker 1: tell you I'm not a quitter. I'm seeing these videos
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  Speaker 1: of these people that are like, I smoked every day,
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  Speaker 1: all day for the past fifteen years of my life,
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  Speaker 1: and now I'm a whole new person and I opened
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  Speaker 1: up this whole new world and I can't believe. I
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  Speaker 1: can't believe all the opportunities that I passed up so
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  Speaker 1: I could sit around and be high and lazy, and
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  Speaker 1: I'm thinking, oh fuck, that might be me. Really, I
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  Speaker 1: think me. You think to me, you take every opportunity
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  Speaker 1: and run with it. What are you talking about? You
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  Speaker 1: don't pass up opportunity that could be doing more if
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  Speaker 1: I wasn't stone Are you out of your mind? I
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  Speaker 1: could be doing well, I could be conquering the world,
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  Speaker 1: but instead I sit around and get high all day.
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  Speaker 1: Is that what you want to do? You want to
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  Speaker 1: conquer the world? Well, I mean, in so many words,
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  Speaker 1: in so many words? What words? Then? What? What? How
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  Speaker 1: do you want to conquer the world? What do you
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  Speaker 1: want to do? Uh? Things? I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what. I don't know what I want to do.
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  Speaker 1: I just know that I could be doing more. Oh, okay,
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  Speaker 1: you do a lot of things. Yeah, yeah, you worked
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  Speaker 1: until one point thirty in the morning last night. Now
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  Speaker 1: we're doing a podcast at one that was twelve hours ago,
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  Speaker 1: and more work? Are you doing more work today after this? Hopefully? Please?
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  Speaker 1: Hopefully that's how eager he is to conquer the world.
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  Speaker 1: I just worked seventy hours, but hopefully I can work
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  Speaker 1: more after the show. No, I give it up to you, man,
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  Speaker 1: I'm very envious. How often do you work? How many hours?
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  Speaker 1: I'm an we're from. I can't even talk. How many
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  Speaker 1: hours a week do you work?
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  Speaker 3: Anywhere from forty five to sixty?
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  Speaker 1: What do you do? I'm a truck driver, sick.
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  Speaker 2: What a cool guest to have on because you don't
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  Speaker 2: really get to talk to a lot of truck drivers
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  Speaker 2: and what their life is like on the road.
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  Speaker 1: It must be chaos, because it's chaos. For the last thing,
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  Speaker 1: I always said, I the next job that I have
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  Speaker 1: when I get a real job after I'm done. It's
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  Speaker 1: this whole radio thing. When I get a real job,
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  Speaker 1: I want to be a driver because you sit and
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  Speaker 1: you listen to your music and you vibe out all day. Right.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty accurate for the most part.
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  Speaker 3: Ain't nobody telling me what I can and I cannot
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  Speaker 3: listen to listen to whatever music I want. I can
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  Speaker 3: listen to you guys. I can do all that well,
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  Speaker 3: which is very nice. By the way, Yes, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: I'm on the show. To show is a good time.
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  Speaker 3: Like being on the show right now is like it's
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  Speaker 3: wild because the podcast I'm listening podcasts I'm listening to,
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  Speaker 3: I'm on it right now.
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  Speaker 1: It's pretty cool. Sick. Wow. Uh No, I've always thought
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  Speaker 1: about being a truck drover. However, I don't think that
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  Speaker 1: I could do. You drive like a big, big rig,
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  Speaker 1: like a big thing. Yeah, I don't think I could do.
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  Speaker 3: Forty eight feet trailer behind me. Now I do flatbed.
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  Speaker 3: It's not dry and it's not fifty three feet, but
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  Speaker 3: I still got to get that thing in some pretty
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  Speaker 3: ridiculous spots.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. How many tries did it take to get your
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  Speaker 1: your is it a CDL? How many tries one time?
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  Speaker 1: One time? Dude? It's pretty is it like known for
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  Speaker 1: people to like have multiple tries for that kind of happens? Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: What's the success rate on like a first try? Do
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  Speaker 1: you know? Couldn't tell you accurately?
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  Speaker 2: We can ask Andy about that. How many people pass
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  Speaker 2: their CDL license on the first try?
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  Speaker 4: Jesus?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? And he burps a lot? Just sone? No, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: not Ai. Andy doesn't burp.
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  Speaker 5: I do.
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  Speaker 1: I tell you? Why burp? Because I'm drinking a lot
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  Speaker 1: of soda. Recently I went vaping and I picked up
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  Speaker 1: another habit soda. Why what kind of soda? Coke? Any
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  Speaker 1: soda but coke. At least it's coke instead of PEPSI
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  Speaker 1: don't I don't mind PEPSI though, I drink pepsi too.
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  Speaker 1: Wild cherry pepsi, I think is better than cherry coke. Yesterday,
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  Speaker 1: I was down at Celtic Fest and I wanted a
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  Speaker 1: soda really bad. I was like, I want to die
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  Speaker 1: of coke, right, And I go to this vendor and
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  Speaker 1: they were like, oh, we only have coke zero. Would
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  Speaker 1: you like that? And I said absolutely the frick no.
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  Speaker 1: She was like, really, to go, that is very different.
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  Speaker 1: Do you even remotely close? Like it doesn't even taste right,
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  Speaker 1: It's it's weird. Zero is weird. Very Most people will
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  Speaker 1: say diet coke taste weird too, But yeah, it's one
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  Speaker 1: of my Which one was it pepsi or was it
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  Speaker 1: coke that had the recently the Oreo flavored cola? I
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  Speaker 1: think it was horrible. I think it was coke. I
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  Speaker 1: think it was coke, and I bought it because I thought,
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  Speaker 1: this is interesting, let me try it. It was awful.
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  Speaker 1: It was so disgusting.
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  Speaker 2: I don't venture into like flavored things like that. You know,
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  Speaker 2: if I were a coffee drinker, I don't think i'd
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  Speaker 2: be into these like flavored coffees and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Here's a question, soda machines, would you rather have like
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  Speaker 1: the old school, there's seven and you pick the one
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  Speaker 1: that you want. Or would you rather have the big
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  Speaker 1: red Coca Cola machine where it's like the touchscreen and
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  Speaker 1: you go make your own?
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  Speaker 2: See I'm such a purist, dude. I don't like like
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  Speaker 2: jazz episodas, so I would I don't know. I would
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  Speaker 2: love a Fountain diet coke machine in my apartment though.
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  Speaker 2: That would be amazing, Like a diet.
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  Speaker 1: People do that. Yeah, I know you can get that.
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  Speaker 1: It's really not that hard and nor is it that
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  Speaker 1: expensive and nor well have my Christmas list this year,
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  Speaker 1: so well, I'm not buying it for you. Well, no,
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  Speaker 1: you might. What a gift that would be the only shit,
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  Speaker 1: here's your own at home? Boy this year?
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  Speaker 2: You're getting cold bitch? Anyway, how many tries a right?
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  Speaker 2: What's the success rate on first attempts on it?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Andy, what's up man? How are you a jeel? I'm
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  Speaker 1: doing great? Thanks for asking. What's the success rate of
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  Speaker 1: somebody getting their CDL license on the first try?
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  Speaker 3: So right now?
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  Speaker 5: The success rate for getting a CDL on the first
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  Speaker 5: try is generally pretty decent, around eighty five to ninety
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  Speaker 5: percent of folks pass the written knowledge part on their
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  Speaker 5: first attempt. The driving skills is a bit tougher, with
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  Speaker 5: about a seventy percent first time pass rate, meaning roughly
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  Speaker 5: thirty percent met a second go.
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  Speaker 1: It's overall not too shabby. That's pretty good at I'll
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  Speaker 1: be good for you. You're part of that seventy percent.
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  Speaker 1: How many attempts do you think it would take you
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  Speaker 1: to pass your CDL truck? Maybe that's yeah, a few, yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: Like I don't know if I would do. I want
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  Speaker 1: to be a driver, but I don't think that I
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  Speaker 1: want to drive the big drugs. That's what's part of
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  Speaker 1: what's all part of that like test? What kind of
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  Speaker 1: things do you have to do? So the actual like
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  Speaker 1: road test itself. You literally, and as crazy as is
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  Speaker 1: going to sound, your first test is literally the back
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  Speaker 1: of the truck straight back.
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  Speaker 3: You start in one spot and any other thing. Make
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  Speaker 3: sure the trailer trucker one like one line okay, not
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  Speaker 3: crooked and not kicked off the right or left straight back.
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  Speaker 3: Then you have another one that's called the offset, and
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  Speaker 3: that's where you literally start off on so your left side,
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  Speaker 3: they'll have cone set up towards the right. You back
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  Speaker 3: the trailer up in between the cones on the right side.
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  Speaker 3: By the time you're done, you need to be straight
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  Speaker 3: in that parking zone and they'll have it where you
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  Speaker 3: were supposed to stop the truck. If you go past
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  Speaker 3: it or out of it, you're gonna get hit for that.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 1: There's a CDL school like up the street from where
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  Speaker 1: we're recording.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they do it in the parking lot of this
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  Speaker 2: old business that's shut down because of the economy being shitty.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, that's where they do it. Yeah, meet the
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  Speaker 1: press episode. We've been teasing it man, Yeah, yeah, I
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  Speaker 1: know our listening audience is just dying for us to
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  Speaker 1: talk about politics. Yeah. We might be the only podcast
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  Speaker 1: in all of America is not talking about politics. Right.
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  Speaker 1: We have been skimping around and around there twenty episodes.
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  Speaker 1: By the way, well is episode number twenty, and we're
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  Speaker 1: gonna keep going around it, skirting around it just to
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  Speaker 1: avoid any episode twenty. So we just needed four more
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  Speaker 1: and there it's four to twenty. Yeah, what four hundred
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  Speaker 1: more for? Yeah? Yeah, four hundred All right, let's press
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  Speaker 1: the start. Okay on that note, great, where is the
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  Speaker 1: star button? Oh? Here it is.
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  Speaker 6: Welcome to the Blazed and Confused podcast with Becker and Joel,
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  Speaker 6: The trivia podcast where the questions are high and.
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  Speaker 1: So are they.
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  Speaker 6: Hat's time to pluck your curiosity and light up some knowledge.
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  Speaker 6: Though Blazed and Confused podcast starts.
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  Speaker 4: Now.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I think about this every week, and now
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  Speaker 1: I'm finally gonna say it. Maybe I was high when
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  Speaker 1: I wrote that, but the open says where the questions
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  Speaker 1: are high and so are there?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I know I think about that all the time
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  Speaker 2: and how it doesn't make sense. It doesn't make any
• 10:40
  Speaker 2: but it also does make sense because of the kind
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  Speaker 2: of podcast.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't make sense. I don't think it does. You think
• 10:45
  Speaker 1: it makes sense the stakes are high and so are they?
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  Speaker 3: That would probably because I haven't thought about it myself.
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  Speaker 3: I've listened like the questions or I know where they're
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  Speaker 3: going with this, but maybe switched the weird huh?
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  Speaker 1: All right, we should fix for their creative genius behind that.
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  Speaker 1: I guess that was fucking ai Andy. You can blain
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  Speaker 1: man kicking, motherfucking episode twenty though. We made it through
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  Speaker 1: twenty episode twenty with that incorrect interest. So we've had
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  Speaker 1: twenty episodes of a weird intro that doesn't make any
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  Speaker 1: sense cool with me. I'm backing, by the way. That's
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  Speaker 1: my friend Joel. Hello. Today we're joined by Alvi, who
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  Speaker 1: is a longtime friend of mine. You've worked in all
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  Speaker 1: kinds of different businesses and careers, but being a truck
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  Speaker 1: driver's pretty interested. What would you say is the most colorful.
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  Speaker 2: Or hmm, the strongest expletive you've yelled at somebody because
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  Speaker 2: of their poor driving while you've been on the road
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  Speaker 2: as a truck driver.
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  Speaker 1: We can bleep it out, go ahead, give it to
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  Speaker 1: it's somebody. Just cut you off, Alvi, what are you
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  Speaker 1: gonna say to him? Cock suck mother? Oh, I'm not
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  Speaker 1: gonna do it. I'm gonna be good. I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard to do it on the fly because I'm
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  Speaker 3: so emotional at that moment. It comes off. And if
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  Speaker 3: you were on the phone with me and mother drivers,
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  Speaker 3: we'll come up with some creative stuff. We've had people
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  Speaker 3: death of three generations of family, just all that. Like
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  Speaker 3: I had my one dude was like, I hope that
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  Speaker 3: when you go home that you find your grandmother laying
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  Speaker 3: in the bathroom like broken neck on side of shower.
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  Speaker 1: Just cut me off. Okay, you said that or not me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not that wild he said that to you. No,
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  Speaker 1: we were so at work.
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  Speaker 3: There's about six of us on our own little conference call,
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  Speaker 3: and we're all talking to each other all day, and
• 12:26
  Speaker 3: we jump on off the phone all day. So everyone's
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  Speaker 3: going through stuff together. And you got to spread up
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: and down the East coast. You gotta do an NYC.
• 12:34
  Speaker 3: You got me in the Jersey Shore, you got another
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: person in New York, up state. We're all over the place, Jersey, PA, Delaware, Maryland, everywhere,
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  Speaker 3: So everyone's going through in different places, so there could
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  Speaker 3: be random like we could be talking right now. I'm like, yeah, man,
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  Speaker 3: I had a really good day, you stupid son of
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  Speaker 3: a bitch. I swear to God, if I see you
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  Speaker 3: in the streets somewhere, I'm gonna drag in a dark
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  Speaker 3: oully and stab it to your peek yourself and walk away.
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  Speaker 6: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Wow. And then after that you're like, I shouldn't have
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  Speaker 1: said that. You know, I feel pretty calm with them,
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  Speaker 1: good with it. See now as I've gotten older, I
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  Speaker 1: am like, oh, I shouldn't say those kind of things.
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  Speaker 1: And I and I kind of try to think of
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  Speaker 1: like more like substitution.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like friendlier things like I hope you have trouble
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  Speaker 2: sleeping for a week, you dick, You know that kind
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  Speaker 2: of thing, just to chase there.
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  Speaker 1: It's real good someone watching, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 1: Just I'm getting older.
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  Speaker 3: I tried to substitute words for a while, Like in
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  Speaker 3: the beginnings of my driving, I was like, I'm not
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  Speaker 3: going to be that angry truck driver. I wanted to
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  Speaker 3: be the cool dude's driving. Oh yeah, you coming off,
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  Speaker 3: no big deal, it's not no. That lasted about six
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  Speaker 3: months and I was like a raging nut.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, I've always wanted to ask a truck driver. It
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  Speaker 1: appears as though the trucks like don't drive nearly fast enough.
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  Speaker 1: But that's one thing that I think would bother me
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  Speaker 1: if I was a truck driver. I furiated by it
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  Speaker 1: every day that it's just too fucking slow, right.
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  Speaker 3: Is that a rule that you guys have to follow,
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  Speaker 3: Like they just don't get out of their way that
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  Speaker 3: fast When you're hauling thirty to forty pounds. It ain't
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  Speaker 3: gonna move that fast and ain't gonna stop that fast either.
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  Speaker 3: But people like to play games with that too, so
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  Speaker 3: it's oh, that's also I've never thought about that. It
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  Speaker 3: doesn't stop all that, ye yet people like the breakcheck.
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  Speaker 3: Just Friday, I was getting on three nine to the
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  Speaker 3: switch over to seventy eight, some dude in the Wrangler
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  Speaker 3: rips passed me.
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  Speaker 1: I think I know who it was. Oh no, what
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  Speaker 1: color was the Wrangler? It was a darker color. Oh no,
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  Speaker 1: Like what time was that at? I don't know. I
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  Speaker 1: don't know where I've never heard of that. Where's three nine?
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  Speaker 1: You mask? Where's this magic three nine's? Big three nine? Aware?
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  Speaker 3: Three nine to seventy eight, like right before you hit
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  Speaker 3: Cedar Crest and all that. Oh no, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: Please know there's a lot.
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  Speaker 1: Of Wranglers out there anyway. Continue.
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  Speaker 3: So this this individual rent I'm in my own personal
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  Speaker 3: vehicle went past me and a company I won't say,
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  Speaker 3: but it was a rig and he jumped in front,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm like driving behind. All of a sudden, I
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  Speaker 3: see the break lights on the rig and the whole
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: trailer almost stood up, and it did again and stood
• 15:05
  Speaker 3: up again. Like he's locking the brakes up pretty good.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: I could smell him, and I'm like, is he freaked out?
• 15:09
  Speaker 3: Because you know that last bend before you merge on
• 15:11
  Speaker 3: the seventy eight. If you're not familiar with it, it
• 15:13
  Speaker 3: could sneak up on you. And in a rig if
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: you're top heavy, you could tip it.
• 15:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I uh went around. I'm like, maybe the
• 15:20
  Speaker 1: guy's freaking out. You never know.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: And there was a wrangler basically about seven inches in
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: front of this truck and I'm like, you freaking say
• 15:26
  Speaker 3: this right now.
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: And he was break checking the rig. Yeah, why'd you
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: do that? Joel? I don't. I don't. I don't break check.
• 15:35
  Speaker 1: I've never dropped the later. I didn't break anything.
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: Calm down, that's all right, I think, Oh, look at
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: that backup later. Hey, we have questions for Abby. We
• 15:46
  Speaker 2: should get into that. The wrapid round, Yes, brought yet
• 15:50
  Speaker 2: to you by it looks.
• 15:51
  Speaker 1: Like, uh, what is that? What deoderant do you have
• 15:54
  Speaker 1: over there? A lot of old spiders. It must be
• 15:56
  Speaker 1: brought to you by an old spice this week? Why
• 15:58
  Speaker 1: do you have three? Actually you have three more upstairs
• 16:01
  Speaker 1: because they were on so oh you called it. You
• 16:03
  Speaker 1: called for what like six? I have no idea I
• 16:06
  Speaker 1: bought honestly. So here's the real reason why I have
• 16:08
  Speaker 1: six of them is because I accidentally I buy my
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: dealdor it on Amazon. I don't know why, but I do.
• 16:13
  Speaker 1: And I accidentally clicked order twice on it, so two
• 16:16
  Speaker 1: of them showed up. Okay, but like you know, you're
• 16:18
  Speaker 1: gonna use it, so you wanna go to waste? Yeah, Jesus,
• 16:22
  Speaker 1: the soda makes you burn.
• 16:23
  Speaker 5: I know.
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: But you're also an adult, all right, I know, But
• 16:26
  Speaker 2: what are you supposed to do? Every adult knows what
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: they're supposed to do?
• 16:30
  Speaker 1: How do you hold that in? You're not to hold
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: a burpen, or at least hide it and go on.
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: You know what happened? Do you hold a burpen? It's gas.
• 16:36
  Speaker 1: It comes out to the other fucking end. You choose
• 16:38
  Speaker 1: what you want?
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you do that as well. Yes, we're screwed either way. Hey,
• 16:42
  Speaker 3: better out than angel.
• 16:43
  Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, the game begins into three? All right, what's
• 16:51
  Speaker 1: the first three words of the US Constitution? We the
• 16:56
  Speaker 1: people got? What is ninety minus thirty four? Jeez? Really, dude,
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: wrapping round twenty something something? What does the acronym CFO
• 17:08
  Speaker 1: stand for? Shut the past? How many pairs of chromosomes
• 17:15
  Speaker 1: does a human usually have in each cell? Twenty four?
• 17:20
  Speaker 1: What's the name of the fictitious scientist created by Mary
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Shelley Pass.
• 17:27
  Speaker 2: A plague is a collective group of this kind of insect,
• 17:30
  Speaker 2: a plague of them mosquitoes.
• 17:32
  Speaker 1: Now, what element has the chemical symbol ag.
• 17:37
  Speaker 3: Pass?
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: What shape has five sides? There's a building in DC
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: looks like it? No, man, I told you. Actually, I
• 17:53
  Speaker 2: think they changed the name of that place. It's no
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: longer the Pentagon. It's the Be careful, isn't it like
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: the the House of War?
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: The House of War? What it's called now? No? No,
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: what did they do? The Department of War?
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: No?
• 18:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Department It used to be the
• 18:08
  Speaker 1: Department of Justice, and now it's like the Department of War. Yeah,
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: that sounds good. Pentagon, Yeah, that's a five side. They
• 18:16
  Speaker 1: don't call it.
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: No, they changed it, right, No, they still call it
• 18:18
  Speaker 2: the Panage. I thought they changed it. No, I'm sorry, anyway,
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: misinformation being spread right here?
• 18:23
  Speaker 1: Really really anyway, really you missed a couple of those.
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: You got the first one, though, What are the first
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: three words of the US Constitution?
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: We the people? What is it?
• 18:33
  Speaker 2: Ninety minus thirty four? That was fifty six? You almost
• 18:35
  Speaker 2: got that. You said twenty three. No, he said twenty something.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true.
• 18:40
  Speaker 2: What does the acronym CFO stand for chief financial officer?
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't know that.
• 18:45
  Speaker 2: How many pairs of chromosomes does a human usually have
• 18:48
  Speaker 2: in each cell? I think I put that down. That's wrong. Actually,
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: I think it's twenty three. I put the answer is
• 18:52
  Speaker 2: twenty four. We gave that to you.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: I think it's twenty three though, like twenty three, and
• 18:56
  Speaker 1: me right, sure, I think it's twenty three. Yeah, it
• 19:00
  Speaker 1: wouldn't have never known about the chromosome. Now, how many
• 19:04
  Speaker 1: are you supposed to have? Twenty three? But I put
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: twenty four, So we're gonna have to look that one.
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: Is that right? Let's look it up now, Okay, good, nice,
• 19:10
  Speaker 1: real good, real good? Should I have? How many chromosomes
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: do I have? Or should you have? Should you have?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: How many chromosomes should you have?
• 19:23
  Speaker 5: Well, if we're talking about humans in a general biological sense,
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: typically you've got forty six chromosomes, twenty three pairs.
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: Twenty three pairs? All right? Cool? Nice? Thanks Andy? Yeah, wait,
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: so you you guessed twenty four and we said correct,
• 19:38
  Speaker 1: but it's actually twenty three. It's twenty three. Yeah, yeah,
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: twenty three. And there's any typo there? Yeah, you know
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: they went bankrupt now I know, And isn't it weird?
• 19:46
  Speaker 1: It is like, I'm not you know, I'm not like
• 19:48
  Speaker 1: a conspiracy theorist or anything, but it is a little
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: stranger to a company like that who has everybody's freaking DNA?
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Now just is the vanishes? Yeah? Yeah, what happens all
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: the DNA? I think they sold it, right, and they
• 20:00
  Speaker 1: sell it to some other company like that?
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: How do you tell your DNA? That's scary, that's very unsettling.
• 20:07
  Speaker 4: He's spreading this information. I can't really, this is bad, man.
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: I keep guessing at the news. A lot of people
• 20:12
  Speaker 4: do that. I'm not one of them. Tell you all right, that.
• 20:15
  Speaker 1: Could be a whole new podcast, a lot different than
• 20:19
  Speaker 1: this one. Pagon yeah ship anyway, moving on, what's the
• 20:25
  Speaker 1: name of the fictitious scientists created by Mary Shelley?
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: That was Victor Frankenstein. I had no idea that Frankenstein
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: had a first name, Victor?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: Who knew that.
• 20:35
  Speaker 2: Plague is a collective group of locusts? Remember those loud aspects?
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Do you have these these giant windows?
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Do you know what does that mean? That when you
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: hear about like the Great plague, you know it happened
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: way back when. Was that like brought on by a
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: bunch of locusts? Is that how that works? I don't
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: think so. You know, plague the sickness is it is
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: the sickness carried by No, I don't know. That's just
• 21:02
  Speaker 1: what they're called as a group. That's a weird name
• 21:04
  Speaker 1: for him to get. You know what, I would have
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: never agreed.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: I'm thinking plague like him, like a sickness like everyone said,
• 21:09
  Speaker 3: the boils and sores and they're falling apart and legs
• 21:11
  Speaker 3: or falling out and everything.
• 21:12
  Speaker 2: A lot fucking locust More misinformation. All right, we're really
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: screwing it up today. What element has the chemical symbol?
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: Ag that was silver? What shape has five sides? The
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: pentagon or the Department of War, whatever you want to
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: call it. One animal has three hearts and nine brains.
• 21:30
  Speaker 2: We didn't get to this question. What animal has three
• 21:33
  Speaker 2: hearts and nine brains? What do you think that would
• 21:35
  Speaker 2: have been?
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: Animal? Three hearts, nine brains? Octopus?
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Octopus has one central brain in the head, and it
• 21:43
  Speaker 2: has eight mini brains on all of its tentacles.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: It would be nice to have a mini brain, yeah,
• 21:49
  Speaker 1: I mean, like I have one, But it would be
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: nice if you had a brain and then another like
• 21:53
  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like I already have a brain,
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: but a mini brain in addition to my brain would
• 21:57
  Speaker 1: be very nice. We're guys, we actually have of that.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: I don't know if you know. Oh no, no, what
• 22:03
  Speaker 1: no our other brain? Stop it? Brain in your balls?
• 22:07
  Speaker 1: In your balls? Geez see, I don't get it. Question
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: ten that we never got to what is a confusedific
• 22:15
  Speaker 1: name for the voice box? He's just moving right on, yeah,
• 22:18
  Speaker 1: mm hmm, trying to save shit, trying to I wanted
• 22:23
  Speaker 1: to say Laryx, but it's not that Laryx. You got it? Yeah? Yeah, which, you,
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: by the way, have a great voice.
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: And I think I was telling him about how we
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: use Doug for a feature and I thought that we
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: could do something with Alva today.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he's really ever used Alvi in a commercial. I
• 22:37
  Speaker 1: think I have right. Didn't you do something for AT
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: and T for me?
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: At one point? You sent me some scripts to try out?
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Hm hmmm, because I was asking about getting on the microphone.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: You're like, I could send you some samples and stuff
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: to like practice around with. That was a little while ago.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, what do you think he would be really
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: great those golden pipes. If anyone needs me to do
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: some stuff, let me know.
• 22:57
  Speaker 5: What.
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: What are you laughing at? Oh? No, what are you
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: laughing at? Wow?
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: Oh?
• 23:06
  Speaker 1: Did what did you read? I should read the show
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: prep before we do the show so I don't bust
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: out laughing what I'm not supposed to a couple of things,
• 23:16
  Speaker 1: A couple of things. It says. This is what it says.
• 23:19
  Speaker 1: I had vitn This is not me, Becker. I had
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Vietnamese food last night. Do you know what the curtsy
• 23:25
  Speaker 1: in Vietnam was called? You know what? Do you know
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: what it's called? Why are you asking me?
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: I don't know.
• 23:31
  Speaker 1: I'm scared my show prep notes. It's all things that
• 23:35
  Speaker 1: I find really funny at the moment I write it
• 23:37
  Speaker 1: all down, all right? What's Vietnamese currency? A dog? Not
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a dog? Bark bark a dog? Dong g o n g?
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: Like how much does that cost two dogs? We should
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: start a whole new feature called like random thoughts. Pleased
• 23:59
  Speaker 1: and used random thoughts. So you gotta let me read
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: this because this is funny, Like he wrote, I like
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: what tomatoes can become like ketchup and stuff, but tomatoes
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: in their purest form or trash. I would. I would
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: one hundred percent agree with that. I used to like
• 24:17
  Speaker 1: the little cherry tomatoes when I was a kid. Now
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: I can't eat them. I can't now as an adult.
• 24:22
  Speaker 1: I'm like however, though, if it's with other stuff like
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: a tomato and a hamburger, okay, that I can deal with.
• 24:29
  Speaker 2: Like salsa I love, yeah, but I don't like a
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: If you put a slab of tomato on my burger,
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: I look you.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: In the eyes and see and a burger. If it's
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: mish with miss is that a word? With other stuff? Miss?
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: Mishsh max, mixed mixed. Here you go, Yeah, one of
• 24:46
  Speaker 1: those are working. What else did I write down? Random thoughts?
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Went to Dorney Park, had the express Pass fast lane,
• 24:53
  Speaker 1: felt like a douche walking past everyone in the long lines. Man,
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: these people look at you. I mean I would be looking.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: We're not right to the front, of course you did everybody. Yeah,
• 25:03
  Speaker 1: it is nice to have, but you do look like
• 25:05
  Speaker 1: an asshole. We should ask trivia questions. What do you think?
• 25:08
  Speaker 6: Hoy hoy, when you're about to learn absolutely nothing? Go
• 25:12
  Speaker 6: Blazed and Confused podcast.
• 25:14
  Speaker 1: It's my turn to go first, right, Sure, okay, ready
• 25:19
  Speaker 1: question number one. All right, and this is great too
• 25:22
  Speaker 1: because we don't even have to explain the concept. You
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: know what's up. I'm already on board. All right, here
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: we go. All right, let's start with pop culture. Which
• 25:31
  Speaker 1: artist created the monsters fan base and calls her fans
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: little monsters? Oh, we were just talking about her, Lady Gaga, right, yeah,
• 25:42
  Speaker 1: Lady go Yeah.
• 25:43
  Speaker 3: That was easy.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Again, It's very Here's the only reason why I pulled
• 25:46
  Speaker 1: this question because an hour ago, behind the scenes, here
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: Becker goes, is it Lady Gaga or Lady Gaga? Because
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I heard people say both the ways. I have never once.
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: I'm not saying they're right. I have never wonched. I
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: have never wanted in my life heard somebody called Lady
• 26:03
  Speaker 1: Gaga Lady Googuy as these people.
• 26:07
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 26:08
  Speaker 1: You've heard multiple people refer to her as Lady goog Guy. Yeah,
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: but I don't like spend a lot of time with
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: him for that reason. Hey, do you like that queen song?
• 26:14
  Speaker 1: It's called Radio goog God. You're stupid. Go to the
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: next one. I've already had enough. She's my favorite. Just
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: dance by Lady Googy. Question too, Let's go go lady
• 26:31
  Speaker 1: Lady Goog? Is it Lady Gaga or Lady good Let's
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: go all right? Sorry, that was just too good. M hm, alright.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Seventies movies? All right, you were around back then, right? Huh? Yeah?
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Were you born in the seventies or eighties? Eighty four?
• 26:48
  Speaker 1: All right, just barely the eighties, seventies?
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Who knows?
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: Do the math? I don't know. I don't know. I'm
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: fifty something. You can do math. I don't know how
• 26:57
  Speaker 1: math works? All right? What movie was awarded Best Picture
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: at the nineteen seventy two Academy Awards, with its sequel
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: receiving the same award two years later. I haven't an
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: I don't remember when that movie came out. Do you
• 27:16
  Speaker 1: have any idea? No? No, we should start hang on,
• 27:19
  Speaker 1: we should start a new rule too. You should not
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: be allowed to ask your lifeline if they know or not.
• 27:24
  Speaker 1: That doesn't make any fucking sense. Here we are at
• 27:27
  Speaker 1: episode twenty. We're constantly improving. Normally, you improved behind the scenes.
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: We improved on the show. We don't like. Yeah, yeah,
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: so stop doing that, all right, I'm sorry. Isn't The
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: Godfather by any chance?
• 27:40
  Speaker 6: Wow?
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: Two for two? I can't do that movie, man, I
• 27:46
  Speaker 1: cannot do it too long. It's long, it's very slow.
• 27:49
  Speaker 1: The first one is like what three hours and eight
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: minutes or something like that. Well, and the Godfather too,
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: isn't that kind of Sopranos esque Italians mobs I killing
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: people over the whole thing, Like yeah, yeah, And that's
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: the problem with the Sopranos too. I wish that I
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: could get into the Sopranos because everybody says Sopranos is great.
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: These people all look the same and talk the same
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: and sound the same. Man, I can't follow it. I
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: just can't. If they if the Sopranos, if they wore
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: name tags, it'd be easier to follow.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: That's how I feel about that Game of Thrones show.
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: I don't know what the hell they're talking about half
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: the time, and their names are all weird. The last
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: time I tried to watch The Sopranos.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: I had chat Cheopt write me a guide of what
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: to watch for before I watched each episode, and then
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: I thought, you know what this is? This is crazy,
• 28:33
  Speaker 1: Like I it's I'm got so much effort to watch
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: a TV show, so much effort it is asking chat
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: ebt is a lot of effort. Well, and then sitting
• 28:41
  Speaker 1: there and reading through that before you watch an episode.
• 28:43
  Speaker 1: Come on, come on. I like TV that you look
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: you can fall asleep in front of. That's why I
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: watched the news so much. Scrubs is coming back. I'm
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: excited about that. Rub've never tried that. You should watch
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: that show. It's very funny, good thirty minutes, twenty six minutes,
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: has a chance, it has a chance. Yeah. Ready? Question three?
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Question three? All right? Oh, like I stopped burping at
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: people when I was like nine years old. It's pnisoda
• 29:17
  Speaker 1: What tech company?
• 29:18
  Speaker 5: Oh?
• 29:19
  Speaker 1: Logos? By the way, for the category what tech company
• 29:22
  Speaker 1: used a blue running man logo in the nineties and
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: early two thousands? Read it one more time? What tech
• 29:35
  Speaker 1: company used a blue running man logo in the nineties
• 29:40
  Speaker 1: and early two thousands. Man, I grew up on this.
• 29:46
  Speaker 1: You know what it is. I know what it is.
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: You don't know what it is. Stop asking that. No,
• 29:50
  Speaker 1: I know what the answer is. Though. I'm just curious
• 29:51
  Speaker 1: if if Alvi remembers no, no, and you're gonna say it,
• 29:57
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna be oh.
• 29:58
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: I just remember like being young and like hanging out
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: with friends and like going into chat rooms and stuff
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: like that and talking to people. Okay, remember you had
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: to back in the day buy discs with hours for it. Yes,
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: good to what I hope I'm hoping. I'mking that I
• 30:13
  Speaker 2: got the right one, but I hope you are. I'm
• 30:15
  Speaker 2: gonna go with America Online or AOL. AOL very good
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: now explains to buy discs for what. So you could
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: like go to a grocery store and while you were
• 30:26
  Speaker 2: checking out where the magazines are and stuff like that,
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: they had things where you can get like one thousand
• 30:30
  Speaker 2: hours free of America Online and you would put in
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: your computer and you'd put in the serial number or whatever,
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: and that's how you got like free.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Time time for what on AOL for America Online. Yeah,
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: and then when you run out of time, you would
• 30:43
  Speaker 1: get logged off. You had to pay for that in
• 30:46
  Speaker 1: a way. Yeah wait wait wait wait America Online. I
• 30:49
  Speaker 1: think of that as email and the instant messenger? Is
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: that what an email to? They had email to? What else? Messaging? AOL?
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: AIM?
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: But what else?
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: Like what.
• 30:59
  Speaker 1: America Line was like your internet? Pretty much? Was it
• 31:01
  Speaker 1: like an internet service? Didn't do everything in there? Bro
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: So so AOL was the Internet everything. So that's how
• 31:07
  Speaker 1: everybody accessed the Internet. Yeah, yeah, pretty much. And you
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: could go on all these chat rooms. They have all
• 31:13
  Speaker 1: kinds of chat rooms. That's how a lot of people
• 31:15
  Speaker 1: like met girls back in the day. It's fun interesting
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: or talk jump and then or talk shit and like
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: everyone would go, We're gonna go into the chat room
• 31:23
  Speaker 1: at this time and just fucking bomb people. You come
• 31:27
  Speaker 1: out and your feelings might have been destroyed. Better than that.
• 31:29
  Speaker 1: I'm much better of a person now, by the way,
• 31:31
  Speaker 1: are because of those Yeah? Yeah. I never was in
• 31:34
  Speaker 1: an AOL chat room, but I did have an aim account,
• 31:37
  Speaker 1: but it was like right on the tail end, like
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: I got it in the fourth grade when there was
• 31:40
  Speaker 1: a couple of people that had it, but it was
• 31:42
  Speaker 1: starting to not be cool. So wait, year was that
• 31:47
  Speaker 1: when I was in fourth grade? At two thousand and four,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: two thousand and eight. Oh girl, all right, we gotta
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: move on. I'm gonna hurt my feelings talking about this.
• 31:56
  Speaker 1: Like I said, you were like bored in the seven
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: shut up question four twenty what all right? So this
• 32:04
  Speaker 1: is lyric challenge. For the final question, you had a role.
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: You got three out of three. Let's see if you
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: can get four out of four. Keep in mind, I
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: still have my lifeline. We both lie sudden fuck hang on. Hello.
• 32:19
  Speaker 1: We both lie silently still in the dead and night.
• 32:23
  Speaker 1: Although we both lie close together, we feel miles apart inside.
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: Can you turn the music down and say it one
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: more time for me? The music is distracting. Go ahead,
• 32:39
  Speaker 1: we both lie silently ahead, We both lie side. Every
• 32:48
  Speaker 1: rose has its dark Yeah, yeah, yeah, you did it
• 32:57
  Speaker 1: a couple of weeks ago. Oh yeah, I think this
• 33:00
  Speaker 1: stuff makes me forget some time. Or maybe it was me.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: Maybe I was the one that got them all.
• 33:05
  Speaker 2: Maybe, but still celebrating four questions right, And I didn't
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: need my lifeline.
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: He's over there, just chilling. Good new role. That means
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: I get two lifelines on. Did you know them?
• 33:15
  Speaker 5: No?
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: No them?
• 33:17
  Speaker 1: That's why I said, thank God, except the one. I
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: knew that one. Now it's my turn trivia. You didn't
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: know you needed or maybe you still don't.
• 33:27
  Speaker 6: It's still blazed and confused podcast.
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, hit me question number one?
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: What animal can hold its breath for up to six days?
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: Six days, six days. It's not your mom, It is
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: not my mom, my poor mom. Uh Sandy, We love Sandy?
• 33:51
  Speaker 1: Is it? We should have her on the podcast? Yeah?
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: Is it camel? Camel, a whial hold its breath? It's
• 34:00
  Speaker 1: got to be a whale or a scorpion, scorpion? Three different?
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: The hell's a scorpion like a bee? Right?
• 34:07
  Speaker 5: No?
• 34:08
  Speaker 2: No, no, they're like terrifying, gigantic spiders. Like a spider
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: on crack b Yeah, with a stinger, with a stinger
• 34:18
  Speaker 2: that'll take you out. I thought it was a bee.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: It's worse than a bee. Wunch something new every day. Yeah,
• 34:25
  Speaker 2: look it up. Really, look at a picture of a
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: scorpion really quick. You care that way you can see
• 34:29
  Speaker 2: what we're referencing.
• 34:31
  Speaker 1: Rock you like a hurricane? All right? Anyway, what are
• 34:33
  Speaker 1: my choices? Again? I think it's whale. What animal can
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: hold its breath for up to six days? Whale? Camel,
• 34:39
  Speaker 1: whale or scorpion. You think it's a whale. I think
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: it's a whale. What do you think? Just for fun?
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: What do you think? I would say? Probably a whale? Yeah,
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: so you got underwater. You guys are both wrong. Ah yeah,
• 34:53
  Speaker 1: thanks for the build up. Is a scorpion? Properly? Is
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: it a scorpion? It is a scorpion. Yeah, they can.
• 35:00
  Speaker 2: They have extremely low metabolic rates, which they don't. They
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: don't really use a lot of oxygen, so they can
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: hold their breath really, really long.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: They have extremely low metabolic rage. Yeah, I know exactly
• 35:10
  Speaker 1: what that means, meaning that they use less oxygen so
• 35:14
  Speaker 1: they can hold their breath for fucking long, extremely low
• 35:17
  Speaker 1: metabolic rage. I have never, in the history of my
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: life said the word metabolic.
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: No, no, that I'm good with. It's the breathing of
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: a scorpion. No one has ever discussed that. Yeah, it's
• 35:27
  Speaker 3: a small, stupid ask.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: Question and you don't even know what it is.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Dick.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: Remember the next one dumb question? Such an asshole? Are
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: we on two or three?
• 35:36
  Speaker 4: Two?
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: Two?
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Keep up?
• 35:38
  Speaker 6: Question two?
• 35:43
  Speaker 1: What president declared the goal of landing an American on
• 35:46
  Speaker 1: the moon? JFK? Final answer, President declared the goal of
• 36:01
  Speaker 1: landing an American on the movie You were gonna give
• 36:03
  Speaker 1: me multiple choice? Weren't you? Oh you want? I think
• 36:06
  Speaker 1: it's JFK. I remember what hearing. I remember I was
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: there in nineteen sixty. I saw I showed j voice. Yeah, yeah,
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: it'd be more breath, yeah whatever. I remember seeing a
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: video of JFK saying we're gonna we're going to London,
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: moon on the moon. I think it's JFK. JFK is right,
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: good job, thank you, thank you, thank you. Yeah.
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: It was in a speech he made to Congress in
• 36:30
  Speaker 2: nineteen sixty one. Can you do a JFK voice at all?
• 36:33
  Speaker 1: No? How was JFK's metabolic raid at that time? Up
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: until a certain time? It was pretty good? Yeah? Okay, really,
• 36:41
  Speaker 1: which is question three? Up until a certain time?
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: Sorry, And I'm not outre man.
• 36:50
  Speaker 2: I like jf We're supposed to like JFK. Right, we're
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: supposed to. What do you do to you do anything
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: to mean? Geez, geez, I gotta edit that went out.
• 37:01
  Speaker 2: We don't edit this podcast ever.
• 37:02
  Speaker 1: Edit this podcast. What is the most spoken language in
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: the world? Is it English, Arabic or Spanish? I think
• 37:19
  Speaker 1: it's I want to say English Arabic. It can't be Arabic.
• 37:24
  Speaker 1: H everywhere you go, everybody's talking English though, or people
• 37:29
  Speaker 1: know like loose English pretty much everywhere, right? Or is
• 37:33
  Speaker 1: that a bold statement?
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I think it's pretty That's pretty accurate if you think
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: about it. So even if it's like broken English, it's
• 37:42
  Speaker 3: you know, the Aussies they speak a kind of English,
• 37:44
  Speaker 3: the Brits all them. That's yeah, we speak whatever English
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: we call it.
• 37:48
  Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
• 37:49
  Speaker 2: What is the most spoken language? English is, right? One
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: point five billion people speak English or can you know
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: speak it? For the most part. Mandarin Chinese is in
• 38:00
  Speaker 2: second place, technically third. It has the most native speakers
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: one point one billion people, so like that's their official language,
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: and that's a lot of people there.
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: What are you looking up? What do you doing? Nothing?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: I thought you were looking something up. You're just texting?
• 38:20
  Speaker 1: The fuck is going a mile out? Text people? We're
• 38:22
  Speaker 1: doing a show out. I have another question for you,
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: excuse me, mom, christ question for.
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: This song, recorded and released in nineteen seventy one on
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: an album of the same name, is eight minutes and
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: thirty three seconds long and is my least favorite song
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: in the world.
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: Knights of White Satin No, no wait, Knights and White.
• 38:43
  Speaker 1: Oh that's that's not the name of an album. Say
• 38:45
  Speaker 1: it again?
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy one question on our friendship. Guse've complained about
• 38:49
  Speaker 2: this song.
• 38:49
  Speaker 1: A million times nineteen seventy one album by the same name,
• 38:52
  Speaker 1: eight minutes long, and it's a song that you and
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: I have heard a trillion times working where we have worked.
• 39:01
  Speaker 2: This song, recorded and released in nineteen seventy one on
• 39:03
  Speaker 2: an album of the same name, is eight minutes and
• 39:06
  Speaker 2: thirty three seconds long and is my least favorite song
• 39:09
  Speaker 2: in the world.
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: An album of the same name of the Stash texted me,
• 39:19
  Speaker 1: but I'm not gonna look at it because I'm doing
• 39:20
  Speaker 1: a show nineteen seven. This is gonna piss me off
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: that I'm not gonna be able to get this now.
• 39:27
  Speaker 1: I need a hint. Can you give me a hand?
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: I hate this song. That's my hint. It's so mpetitive
• 39:33
  Speaker 1: and it's so long. For eight minutes and thirty three seconds. Oh,
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: is it American Pie? Yes? American Pie. Hate that. I
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: love American Pie. I'm so dumb, I don't care. American
• 39:47
  Speaker 1: Pie is one of those songs Bye American Pie. Yeah,
• 39:50
  Speaker 1: I'd be fine with it if if I never heard
• 39:53
  Speaker 1: it again. American Pie is one of those songs that,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: to me never gets old. I've heard that song a
• 39:57
  Speaker 1: billion times. I will always listen to it the whole
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: way through that song. I hear it a billion times.
• 40:02
  Speaker 1: It's still like makes me like get fucking choked up
• 40:05
  Speaker 1: at the end of it. I don't get it right.
• 40:07
  Speaker 1: White people should the whitest guy. You're white too, he's
• 40:11
  Speaker 1: twenty seven. I love that stupids white? What's that means?
• 40:16
  Speaker 1: C WP crazy white people? Shit, it's time for much
• 40:25
  Speaker 1: Okay yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: Two weeks ago, our guest Doug brought these in, but
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: we didn't eat them. Oh good, And I don't think
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: I've ever actually had the parmesan goldfish.
• 40:35
  Speaker 1: I thought you brought those for me. No, no, no,
• 40:37
  Speaker 1: he brought them. He brought me a snack, and he
• 40:39
  Speaker 1: brought you a snack. But like I didn't open them
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: that day. For some reason, I thought we should finally
• 40:43
  Speaker 1: hope he So it's parmesan flavor. Have you had these
• 40:46
  Speaker 1: goldfish parmesan?
• 40:47
  Speaker 5: No?
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: No, are you a goldfish guy? But I like the
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: O G goldfish just the regular cheddar Yeah yeah, me too?
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: What about you? Cher?
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: Pizza was always good? Those flavor blasted one day? No,
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: I don't really need them. Gets over your wrists when
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: you have your your when you're wrist deep in the bag,
• 41:03
  Speaker 2: you know what I mean, you're fisting the goldfish. You
• 41:08
  Speaker 2: I didn't say that your wrist. I'm just tearing this
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: bag apart. Most people would complain about the residue on
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: their fingers.
• 41:16
  Speaker 1: He says his wrist, wrist, man, don't you hate it
• 41:19
  Speaker 1: when you eat cheese it and you look at your
• 41:21
  Speaker 1: elbow and it's all yeah, I was really getting in there,
• 41:24
  Speaker 1: and that's all I'm You should see what I'm doing
• 41:27
  Speaker 1: to this bag right now. Scissors here.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: I just wrapped the ship out of it. It's too late,
• 41:33
  Speaker 2: all right, Parmesan cold fish.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: I love that we created the munchi minute and you
• 41:40
  Speaker 1: always hand me the food first, and everybody sits here
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: and watches me eat ye. All right, all right, that's right.
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: Don't they have like desserty ones now, like cinnamon and sugar?
• 41:53
  Speaker 1: I hope they do. They gotta stop. Why are we
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: doing that? If I made that up? It's just more
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: misinformation in this episode. Really really going hard today on that.
• 42:03
  Speaker 1: What do you think goldfish parmesan should be? Yeah?
• 42:06
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: It still has that goldfish like crack, like I need
• 42:11
  Speaker 1: to eat the whole thing at once. I need more.
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: Flavor wise, It's all right, I'd say seven, pretty decent.
• 42:22
  Speaker 2: I am a classic guy. Do you like the cheddar though?
• 42:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 42:25
  Speaker 2: I always like goldfish. But there was another cracker years ago.
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: I forget what it was called, but it was more
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: airy in the middle. It was a fish shape, but
• 42:32
  Speaker 2: it was like airy inside. I don't know another fish,
• 42:34
  Speaker 2: and it was a different fish.
• 42:36
  Speaker 1: Like a like a store brand knockoff kind of thing.
• 42:38
  Speaker 1: Maybe I know whales, Remember Whales is really good.
• 42:41
  Speaker 2: I still get those. I think Stofers make those. Stofers
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: can definitely sponsor our podcast. They have good mac and
• 42:49
  Speaker 2: cheese too.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: Lasagna is great. M Oh my god, I want stover
• 42:53
  Speaker 1: so bad. How would they not want to work with us? Man,
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: we should go eat Stouffer's right now. I'll get on
• 43:01
  Speaker 1: that all right. Wow, we're doing what we can to
• 43:03
  Speaker 1: get some sponsorship here. We should Uh what are we
• 43:06
  Speaker 1: calling this episode? That's the other thing I thought about.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: What's the title?
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: We talked about how you're full of ship, full of Yeah,
• 43:11
  Speaker 2: I'm full of shiit misinformation.
• 43:13
  Speaker 1: In Lady Gaga, Lady Gagat, we covered a lot. I've
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: heard a lot of people say it, Lady Gagat. Still chick, guys,
• 43:26
  Speaker 1: it's the most fucked up thing I heard of my life.
• 43:29
  Speaker 1: He's your whole life, well said. It was so confidences
• 43:32
  Speaker 1: like people call God like what what are you talking about?
• 43:35
  Speaker 1: Not ever my wife? Hey? You ever see that movie
• 43:39
  Speaker 1: A Star Is Born? It's uh Bradley Cooper and Lady
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: gagad Shello Alvi Episode twenty. Thanks for being here, man,
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: thanks for having me. My name is Becker. That's my
• 43:57
  Speaker 1: friend Joel. He is He's he is who he is.
• 44:00
  Speaker 1: So we'll do it again next time. Go listen to
• 44:02
  Speaker 1: some lady go God. Alright, I hate you both. Don't cards,
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: don't car gonna be okay?
• 44:11
  Speaker 6: Yeah, a God's Blazed and Confused Podcasts with Becker and
• 44:16
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• 44:21
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