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Intercom Prank and Chart Your Fart · Scott & Ally on Demand

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  SPEAKER_01: I know how much you like a good prank, so I'm gonna give you one.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do love a good prank.
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  SPEAKER_02: Is this something I could do to Zach?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no.
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  SPEAKER_01: Uh no, not really, but you could do it to a Walmart employee just like this guy did.
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  SPEAKER_01: So he's walking around and he's asking employees their names.
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  SPEAKER_01: Now, you'll understand why.
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  SPEAKER_00: Excuse me, sir.
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  SPEAKER_00: What's your name?
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  SPEAKER_00: Uh Ollie.
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  SPEAKER_00: Ellie?
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  SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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  SPEAKER_00: Um, I'm just taking down names.
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  SPEAKER_00: All the employees, you know it's a service project.
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  SPEAKER_00: Hey team, it's Ollie.
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  SPEAKER_00: I just want to let you know that I'm actually clocking out early today.
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  SPEAKER_00: I'll be back in bright and early tomorrow morning.
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  SPEAKER_00: Have a nice shift, guys.
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  SPEAKER_02: He gets on the intercom and tells everybody's leaving.
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  SPEAKER_02: I love when this happens.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why, but I really love when this happens.
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  SPEAKER_02: And it's never happened when I'm at a store.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh, really?
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  SPEAKER_01: No.
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  SPEAKER_02: Have you ever been?
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  SPEAKER_02: I've only been to a store when you're at TJ Maxx, and then they get over the intercom, and either one of two things happens.
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  SPEAKER_02: It's either, can we get some reception to the front, please?
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  SPEAKER_02: Some of session to the front.
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  SPEAKER_02: Or you have that one woman, and God bless you, I'm not making fun of you.
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  SPEAKER_02: But there's somebody at TJ Maxx who is the cheeriest of cheeriest people I've ever heard in my life.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know what's going on.
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  SPEAKER_01: She's on the intercom?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, she's on the max.
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  SPEAKER_01: You know how rare that is?
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  SPEAKER_01: Treasure that.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_02: She's always like, Good day, TJ Maxx shoppers.
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  SPEAKER_01: Oh my gosh, you never get this.
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  SPEAKER_02: You can get 10% off today.
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  SPEAKER_02: Just open up a TJ Maxx card.
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  SPEAKER_02: That's great.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh my god.
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  SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: So rare.
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  SPEAKER_02: I know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Usually it's the disgruntled, uh, they're gonna need some assistance and hardware.
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  SPEAKER_01: Some dumbass doesn't know what he's doing at home and he needs some help.
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  SPEAKER_02: I always know what I'm doing at TJ Maxx.
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  SPEAKER_02: Spending that cash.
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  SPEAKER_02: Well, that's spending that cash.
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  SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna uh tell everyone about the new app that you just found?
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_02: Yes.
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  SPEAKER_02: It tracks how often you release gas, past gas.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh it's called chart your fart.
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  SPEAKER_02: Why do you need to know?
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  SPEAKER_01: Well, yes, that's I mean, first and foremost, why do you need to know?
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  SPEAKER_02: I really don't know.
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  SPEAKER_02: I don't know why I need to know, but I I like it.
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  SPEAKER_02: And I like that, like, here's where it really comes in handy.
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  SPEAKER_02: You know, when you say to your significant other, you fart in your sleep, and they go, No, I don't.
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  SPEAKER_01: You can be like, look at your watch, dummy.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly, exactly.
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  SPEAKER_02: Nice times.
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  SPEAKER_01: Does it have some sort of uh sound that goes with it?
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  SPEAKER_01: You know, I mean, other than the sound of the fart that's like, you know, here you are tracking, you said chart your fart, all of a sudden it's like, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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  SPEAKER_02: Like I win?
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: I would like it to be different sounds for different farts.
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  SPEAKER_02: So if there's like a really good meaty one, it's like if it's a wet one, then you're like them questioning that, then it's wom wom.
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  SPEAKER_01: Here's the wet one right here.
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  SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
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  SPEAKER_01: I see what you're saying, yeah.
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  SPEAKER_02: If it's a tight one, then it's like uh I don't know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Um okay, so it's gotta be for some medical reason, though.
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  SPEAKER_02: Oh gosh.
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  SPEAKER_02: I do you really want me to Well, I'm just curious.
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  SPEAKER_01: I mean, because you and I are gonna look at the silly silly side of it.
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  SPEAKER_02: I mean, I can chart your farts all the time.
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  SPEAKER_02: Scott wants the official.
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  SPEAKER_02: It was developed by Australian researchers.
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  SPEAKER_02: The app allows over 6,400 people to log their gas passing habits in real time.
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  SPEAKER_02: The study revealed that the average person passes gas about five times a day.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's it.
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  SPEAKER_01: That's average?
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  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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  SPEAKER_01: God, you are so above average.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're like a superstar.
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  SPEAKER_01: You're like an Olympian.