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TO CUCKOLD TO HOTWIFE OR JUST BE A CHEATING WHORE · CALL ME MISTRESS

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  Hi, welcome to the latest episode of Call Me Mistress.
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  If you all. Were only in here just a few
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  moments, you could have heard the banter between Liv and
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  Charles because they would not shut the fuck up.
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  It's our problem. We just love to talk.
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  It's a hot. Subject.
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  So the hot subject we're going to talk about today is
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  cuckolding. And a lot of people bring it up,
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  a lot of people do it, and it's very taboo to a lot of people,
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  obviously. All right, I've got my coffee
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  now. Jesus Christmas.
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  So Liv and I were going over an article on Psychology Today.
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  This guy, he did an interview. They were talking about it.
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  This person has done a lot of extensive research, I mean, 4000
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  plus people. And the topic of cuckolding is
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  easily defined when you're watching your partner in a
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  sexual interaction with someone else, OK, And it's typically a
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  woman who is participating in sex and the guy is being
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  cuckolded. That's typically what everybody
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  associates that with. Now, a lot of people's idea of
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  cuckolding is different. Their their ideal, you know,
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  situation is always different. A lot of people contact me and
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  say, oh, hey, Mistress Mia, do you do cock holding in the
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  dungeon? I'm like, no, no one's going to
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  go down on me. No one's going down live.
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  We're not doing any of that. But everybody wants that, you
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  know, and a lot of it they do. You just don't know.
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  You don't get the phone calls like God.
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  Yeah. So ultimately people that are
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  our slaves, IE Charles is sitting here staring at us.
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  In his little baby chair in. His little baby chair.
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  He loves the idea of cuckolding. So, Charles, tell us you've done
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  this before. You've done a lot.
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  So you're big voyeur. You like to watch couples.
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  Oh, yeah. And you've participated with
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  couples in the sense of cuckolding?
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  Well. Yes and no.
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  I watched couples but it wasn't always cuckolding.
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  OK. Just clearly, yeah, because.
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  You're watching doesn't mean that.
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  OK, The traditional cuckold that I know of is a husband and wife,
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  and the husband is made to watch her be satisfied by a real man.
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  There you go. Now my situation, I was never
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  married, so I'm always like the third person.
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  But the basic of cuckold is you have a a woman who's denying you
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  access to her sexuality. So she's with the alpha male of
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  the bull and the lesser male gets to watch and sometimes it's
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  a female that gets to watch and that's called cuck queen.
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  But so I've always been like the the third wheel.
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  I've watched this voyeur, but that was a cup holder.
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  But when I was a cup holder, they let me know why I wasn't
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  allowed to have sex. You know, it's kind of the
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  verbal humiliation. Oh, you're too small, you finish
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  too quick. You're not a real man, you're
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  not allowed. And sometimes they let you
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  participate, like by going down on her or him giving them ready.
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  You watch. And then when it's over,
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  sometimes there's a cleanup. Not always, but sometimes.
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  Yeah, I've noticed a lot of people in the lifestyle, they'll
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  say to me, well, I'll drop off my wife and her friends and
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  they'll go out for the night. And when she wants me to pick
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  her up at a hotel, for example, you know, she's obviously had a
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  good time. She'll, she's had sex and then
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  I'll go home and she'll let me clean up and go down on her.
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  And after she's been filled with some strange man's come.
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  Isn't that erotic? That was a little different.
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  That's. Different.
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  But I've done it too where they were condoms.
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  It wasn't always a clean up. It was in fact there was a guy
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  in there 1st and he like he marched his territory.
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  It doesn't have to be a a sloppy mess.
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  It was just some guy was in there and went OK, now you can
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  eat at no other time. It's like a.
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  It's almost animalistic, though isn't.
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  It but when I was in high school was the first time I actually
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  kind of got a whiff of this because of Buddy of Bond.
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  Well, hang on. He says, OK, yeah, he's you can
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  go down to my girlfriend. I'm like, what?
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  OK. And he says about I have to I
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  want to fuck her first. And I was like, the truth is I
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  would have done it in a second, but my friends heard it and I
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  didn't want to, you know, dive into that.
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  But that was the alpha male. Yeah, you can have a little
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  taste, but I'm going to mark it first anyway.
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  That was my first introduction to.
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  I just didn't know what it was. Wow.
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  In hindsight, yeah, I would have gone to chow town with everybody
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  watch, but I'm a car. Right now, that's great.
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  It's an alpha thing and I'm sure it's been done a lot and people
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  just didn't throw a name on it, you know?
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  Clearly, because it's, it's like an ego boost.
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  I mean, obviously your friend's alpha male and here he is in
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  high school. He's a fucking high schooler.
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  Oh, this dude's a poon hound. Yeah.
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  And he had this, this one girl for quite a while and he knew we
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  all liked her and she was a lot of fun.
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  She was gorgeous. And they knew I was a pervert
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  already. I mean, it's just, I guess I
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  didn't hide it very well. Don't hide it well now you
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  didn't learn how to hide it through the year.
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  I'm not. Hiding it now, I don't care.
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  Oh, OK. I'm too old to fucking worry
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  about. That he's like, there is no
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  concealed carry here. No, there's no concealed carry.
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  I don't think I concealed shit. No, but.
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  Anyway, so that's. And so, Liv, we were talking
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  about this a little earlier, but you had a three-way with your
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  boyfriend. Yeah.
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  And you were more or less the fluffer in the situation for
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  her. Are you ready?
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  Yeah. Get to admire what is about to
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  be destroyed, you know? Yes.
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  And now you like watching your partner have sex.
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  Yeah, I don't know what. I don't know the real reason as
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  to behind that or where it came from.
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  Like you said, you had your your experience.
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  I don't know where mine came from but I've always been into
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  watching. Well, Mrs. Griswold's like that
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  too. Well, I don't know.
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  Yeah, she loves to watch her husband, you know, fuck some
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  other. Woman, it's, it's a primal thing
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  for sure, because then you, you get that sense of jealousy and I
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  literally run off that jealousy. I'm like, it's a, it's a drug,
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  Yeah. But I think there's a difference
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  between just watching a cup hold up or cut clean because it's.
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  Being made to watch. Made to watch or I guess it's
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  everything's in context because watching your partner have sex
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  is fun, but it doesn't have to be cup holding just because you
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  watch. Yeah, being tied up in the
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  corner and. I think there's all the little
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  steps you add to it. So oh, you want to have some of
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  this but you can't because you've been bad or you're not
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  good enough or some shit like that.
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  It's all, it's all in the fucking head.
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  Just watching people all. BDSM is is a mind fuck anyways.
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  Yeah, I'd say 99% of it probably.
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  Which is why after you're in the lifestyle, it's really hard to
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  get off on a vanilla way, because you're not.
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  Working the mind anymore tainted.
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  Yeah, so what's it like slurping up another man's cum once it's
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  been on a vagina? I will.
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  Tell you what happened the last time I did it and it was
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  hilarious. I was with this couple, this
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  black couple, a very nice lady. Oh my God, just the the pink is
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  the pink anyway. Not her personality, just her
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  pussy. The nicest lady ever.
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  She was, she was, she was a lot of fun.
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  She was the one I did my first golden shower with and it was
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  hilarious because we we weren't expecting the power of the
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  stream and I was in the bathroom floor just covered in her piss
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  and we were both laughing our asses off because it was so
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  ridiculous. That's awesome, So.
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  Later we did a cuckolding session.
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  She brought her bull over and he didn't.
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  He was completely straight. So he allowed me to watch, but I
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  couldn't fluff him. But I went down on her getting
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  her ready. So they started having sex and
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  she had me in a corner tied up. So I watched him and yeah, he
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  did very. He did a good job.
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  I could never compete with what this guy did.
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  He was like 10 inches and just they went for like an hour.
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  OK, so after this, he basically jizzed all over her, her her
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  booty, which was just OK. So anyway, she had me go in
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  there and lick her ass and pussy and all this and I was like, I
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  was going at it and I couldn't go for very long.
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  She's like, what is it? And I'm like, it smells like
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  nuts because he didn't wash his balls.
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  It was all musky. So I couldn't I couldn't keep
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  going. But she was laughing so fucking
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  hard. I thought she was going to cry.
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  And I kind of I started laughing too, but I had a mouthful of his
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  stuff and it was he didn't wash his nuts.
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  That was my biggest thing was like.
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  You had a great experience with this.
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  Well, not that part. Licking her afterwards was cool.
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  Watching was cool. The the nut was thick and
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  abundant. He was dehydrated.
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  He was a black dude. I mean he just just, it was like
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  it was like a hose. OK.
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  But the thing was, it was the the musky nut smell on her once
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  glorious tasting pussy and ass. But I said it smells like nuts.
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  And she started laughing. And then I told I was going to
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  not do cup holding after that for a while, I talked to a
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  couple online that I was supposed to go meet and I told
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  him what happened. I said yeah, I couldn't do that
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  because it smelled like balls. And he said about the laugh
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  emojis all across the page. She thought it was hilarious.
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  But yeah, she should have made you do it anyway.
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  I did do it anyway, yeah. It made you.
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  Do it anyway. Well, she had.
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  She started laughing too hard at that point, and I'd already
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  cleaned her. Yeah, it tasted like nuts.
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  Or smelled like nuts. Anyway, that was my last
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  experience with that. That's awesome.
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  I think that's pretty cool, honestly.
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  So based on the article that we read too, it says that gay men
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  fantasize about cuckolding, but they don't say that it's
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  cuckolding. They don't specialize or
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  generalize it in that sense. It's more or less.
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  I'm assuming they're thinking more or less like an orgy or
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  just a three-way. Oh, they don't, you know, they
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  don't kind of classify it as cuck holding.
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  Gay men do it too. They do, but I'll.
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  Never have dug too far into that.
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  Yeah, the the article read they, they based it on 600 gay men and
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  they asked, you know, everyone in that, in that 600 people if
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  they classified it as cuck holding and they said no, it was
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  a three-way with their partner. OK, now, I mean, Liv and I were
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  talking earlier, we were also talking about hot wifing and
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  she'd really not heard of that term, that expression.
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  But you know, hot wifing, from what we've read and what we
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  know, you and I, Charles, based on swingers and that kind of
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  thing, we've met a lot of them and it's more or less like the
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  hot wife is this prize piece. What's great though is when you
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  meet some fuglies and they think they have a hot wife and they
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  put on their hot wife and I was like bitch, stop from.
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  What I saw, what necessarily did, she was like extremely
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  attractive. It was that she goes out and
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  gets all the sex she wants. Because I'm.
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  Sorry, I mean, I get it though. Hot wife thing you're seeing hot
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  wife. I sound like a superficial
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  bitch, I really do, but I'm allowed to be.
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  I don't give a fuck. The point of it is if you're a
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  hot wife and you're hot wife thing, then you need to be a hot
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  wife. Then again, that's relative.
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  Well, it is, but you know, I automatically think of someone
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  in my mind that I know personally who is a friend of me
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  now. And the bitch guess yeah, I mean
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  like because I should always put on her profile, you know, hot
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  wife. And I'm like oh please bitch,
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  please stop. But anyway, I will stop being
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  mean. I'm just saying it is very
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  impossible because I can be very mean.
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  I don't give a fuck, all right? So what else did we get from
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  this article? If.
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  The cheating and the guilt and how it makes you feel whenever.
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  Like is it cheating? Or you know about it.
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  Yeah, the difference between cheating and cooking.
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  As the traditional cuckold in ancient days, the cuckold, He
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  may or may not have known his wife was cheating, but he was
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  still a cuckold because, you know, it just happened.
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  You ever seen that, though? The old cartoons with the horns,
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  they meant to cut the cup, the horns of a cuckold back in the
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  day, you know, like medieval ages, they would actually make a
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  guy who he couldn't keep his wife under control.
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  They would put horns on his head and they call it wearing the
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  horns of a cuckold. That way everybody in town knew
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  of his shame that he couldn't control his wife and she was out
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  having adulterous affairs. Wow.
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  Wow. That is a lot of shit in back in
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  the old days and these, these motherfuckers.
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  Yeah. And his church stuff and the
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  other one, there was another story attached to this about the
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  punishment he would have to have for not keeping her in line.
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  But it just kind of evolved out of that.
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  It was basically started as cheating.
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  So I guess all cheating at that point was kind of cuckolding to
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  the male because it was, oh, he should have been able.
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  To. That or keep her under control.
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  Because back in the day it wasn't about satisfying.
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  It was simply, you know, the man's in charge of the marriage.
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  Especially like an old England. But that's where this shit came
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  from long time ago. You know, Charles and I watch
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  that show Ghosts, the the comedy.
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  It's hilarious. But they've often referenced
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  poor Pete as being the cuckold. They'll say, oh, listen to the
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  cuckold. Listen to the cuck.
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  Because because his wife was out on him, you know.
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  Yeah, yes, quite a bit. The old version of cuckolding
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  was yes, some some ladies out there banging everybody and the
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  rest of the town knows it, but Dupus doesn't.
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  Well, some people fantasize about them cheating, and that's
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  a sexual thing anyways. And it takes away the guilt,
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  which is what that was. Yeah.
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  You know, take it takes away the guilt when you can be there.
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  You are allowing them to experience this, you know.
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  And to me, it's just hot. It doesn't have to be a lot of
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  psychology behind it. It's fun to watch.
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  Well, you know, and see, that's someone who's experienced it,
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  you know, but that's often what happens is, you know, it's like
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  you like being a crossdresser, you know, and it's like you
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  really don't care. Why do you like feeling that
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  way? It's just like Liv and I, we
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  have our sexual desires and what we like, but it's like we kind
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  of don't even care. And that's our normal.
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  It's your normal, right? But that's why, you know,
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  there's listeners out there and they're like, God, I wonder why
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  I like this, you know? Does it make me, you know, feel
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  bad? Does it make me feel wrong that
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  I want to see, you know, like cut coding?
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  You know that I want that kind of relationship?
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  Yeah. Are you a Sinner?
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  And all this stuff? That's really what I felt like
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  because I how I was able to get through my marriage because I
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  was married to somebody and I really wanted to see him be with
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  somebody was we had that that pocket pussy that was like a
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  full one with an ass and everything.
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  And I would make him eat it out and I would come to him doing
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  that. And that was how I got through
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  life. And I was.
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  I knew that if we did that forever, I'd be fine.
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  And you just wanted to see him do something with another.
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  I really wanted to see him do something.
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  With him, because you know he didn't.
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  You wanted to see him get extra pleasure or you didn't.
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  I. Wanted him to give the pleasure.
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  OK, you just wanted to watch. I wanted to watch.
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  Just like boy you're, I'd say. But he never wanted to do that.
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  It was a center in his head. But he was able to work with me
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  with the whole pocket pussy thing.
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  That was just compromised. Yeah, and he did it.
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  He he got into it. He did really well.
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  So again, the psychology of this, I know it's kind of like
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  it's like a weird subject, but in general you were saying
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  earlier that with your ex partner, you're in your
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  marriage, you want to see him give pleasure.
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  Yes, OK. And then you did the three-way
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  with your boyfriend and. That was the first experience I
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  got to have a partner be yes, and that's different, but you
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  can watch people all day. But when it's your partner and
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  you're emotionally attached to it, it's a totally different
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  experience. I have never actually done that.
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  That's way better I. Imagine it would be, but I've
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  never been in that spot. Well, I think the emotion would
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  be like 100 times better. People I knew.
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  I kind of knew them, but it wasn't, you know?
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  Intimately. It was just, it was more kink.
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  It really didn't hurt. Oh, you're not good enough to
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  fuck me? In fact, I don't care this is
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  this is just fun. I don't wanna be hurt by it.
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  Don't tell me I'm not good enough.
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  That's why I was like one, yeah, it was OK.
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  It's probably different from animals.
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  It's probably different for everybody.
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  You know each person to their. Own you know now, you said
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  before with when you're partnered up with a woman during
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  sex, you don't want to be the dominant.
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  I'd be that whenever I'm in with a three-way.
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  Yeah. I don't know how because I'm
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  with my partner. I want to be the dominant one
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  because I don't want her going down on me.
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  I don't want the attention. I'd rather her have all the
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  attention. Mm.
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  Hmm but whenever I had a threesome with a with a female,
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  she gave me all the attention so I don't know where my brain
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  would rather lie because I've only.
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  Had a couple experiences. Well, you know, when I've talked
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  to different people, we had someone come into the dungeon
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  one time and they said, you know, I envision myself as that
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  woman getting fucked. Yes, that's that's what I do.
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  OK. And that's what I was going.
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  To do I get to know what it feels like because I know him,
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  yeah, but I get to watch it and then I get fucked by him.
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  And then I know what she got to experience it.
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  But I also got to envision. So now whenever I think about
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  myself getting fucked by him, I can see it.
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  It's not just like in a mirror. I literally can see what he
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  does. And wow, I don't know why.
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  That's interesting, isn't it? Yeah, Especially.
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  Whenever he gets all like animal Y with it, yeah, you're like,
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  God. He does it to me, Taylor.
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  That's all primal and dirty, yeah.
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  Heard some people on Fetlife talk about it and they were kind
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  of putting cuckolding into a the man pretends himself being the
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  woman who's being fucked by the bull and maybe some guys.
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  Exactly. Maybe I never have really put my
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  mind in that that, but I did remember I read about that some
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  people would, you know, that's how they looked at it.
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  They were fantasizing. They were the 1 getting all the
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  Dick and we talked about that people we've met.
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  They they can't go out and do all these things.
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  So they're delivering vicariously through the wall.
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  Now, in this survey that they did on this article, they said
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  that they interviewed 4200 people.
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  That's a lot of fucking people. And they said primarily they
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  were either gay or bi. And they felt more comfortable
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  having that cuckold fantasy because it's like for some
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  reason they wanted to watch. They wanted to feel empowered in
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  that situation. But you know, more or less they
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  were gay or bi in that situation.
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  I feel like with my partner, because I think he's into it, I
• 18:34
  think he would be the one to be like the bull and make somebody
• 18:36
  else watch. I think that's what he would
• 18:38
  want. Now that we've been sitting here
• 18:40
  talking about it, I was like, I feel like that would be
• 18:41
  something he would. Want to do?
• 18:43
  Yeah. Like, you can't have it.
• 18:44
  Yeah, but I got to have it. Yeah.
• 18:47
  So it's really how it's perspective, how everyone views
• 18:51
  it. It's their own, based on their
• 18:53
  own experience and. There's probably 100 different
• 18:55
  ways. Exactly 1,000,000 different.
• 18:57
  Ways Exactly. And the point of it is the
• 18:59
  reason why we talk this out is because you all have experienced
• 19:03
  this and in your situation, you like they the concept of it
• 19:08
  being like a degradation, humiliation in a sense.
• 19:12
  That's the theory, yeah. But I never really actually felt
• 19:15
  those things, you know, they said them.
• 19:17
  And it's more like we're, we're doing this well, I'm watching
• 19:19
  because I really, I didn't know them that well.
• 19:22
  So it really wasn't. Yeah, the yeah, like we're
• 19:24
  saying the intimate. Sting.
• 19:25
  It didn't sting as much. Gotcha.
• 19:27
  Now I've had girlfriends that had cheated on me before, so
• 19:30
  technically I guess I was cooked that way, but I didn't.
• 19:33
  I didn't. I wasn't allowed watch or
• 19:35
  anything that would that would have been more intense
• 19:37
  emotionally. I think the that that brain
• 19:40
  candy would have been a lot better.
• 19:42
  I like that brain candy. How'd that work?
• 19:44
  That's good. Me and oxytocin and all that
• 19:46
  good shit. It's all together and it's game.
• 19:49
  It's true. It's literally the best.
• 19:52
  You can't have a better hide than that.
• 19:54
  There's a lot of good hives. For me, I won't go anything
• 19:57
  further. I won't go to do the.
• 19:58
  Drugs. I will.
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  OK. The point of it is, if people
• 20:05
  are experiencing it, they're not freaks for wanting to do it, you
• 20:08
  know? Well, because it becomes your
• 20:10
  normal. I don't even feel like a freak.
• 20:11
  Anymore is considered taboo is because other people said it
• 20:16
  was. Society.
• 20:17
  And they're usually doing worse shit than any of us are when the
• 20:21
  truth finally comes out, especially in churches.
• 20:23
  Like touching little. Boys, seriously no, the church,
• 20:28
  they always, they get caught doing the worst fucking shit.
• 20:31
  We're and then they're judging us outwardly whenever they're.
• 20:33
  Doing shit between consenting adults, it's a little outside of
• 20:37
  normal, but no, nobody's really getting hurt unless they like
• 20:40
  it, you know? Yeah.
• 20:42
  Yeah, you've both experienced this.
• 20:44
  I was raised Catholic. I I didn't experience this at
• 20:46
  all. We were all about free love and
• 20:48
  having fun, you know? Grew up in the South and went to
• 20:51
  those churches. Yeah, you do.
• 20:53
  The coppers were not about freedom.
• 20:55
  No, they were not. Except for what they were doing
• 20:58
  behind closed doors later, years later when it comes out.
• 21:01
  Yeah. Anyway, did I mention we're in
• 21:04
  186 countries now? Yeah, you did tell me that. 186
• 21:07
  countries. What's the latest edition?
• 21:09
  I don't remember. Yeah, I don't remember which
• 21:12
  country. It was Malawi was 185.
• 21:14
  Yeah, I don't know what. I don't know which one.
• 21:17
  Before that, a lot of the Africans were watching.
• 21:19
  Yeah. Yeah, I love that because I
• 21:21
  think about that. Big Dicks.
• 21:23
  They're beautiful. I love black folks.
• 21:27
  Absolutely big Dicks. That's a bonus.
• 21:34
  You know, at Cracker Barrel, they had this thing on
• 21:37
  Valentine's Day. It was a little black chocolate
• 21:40
  man and it said it was, it was muscular and I would just be
• 21:44
  like, hey, you want, you want my little chocolate man?
• 21:46
  And I'd be handing them out as a host.
• 21:49
  That's hilarious, that. Sounds kind of like.
• 21:51
  Anti Cracker Barrel. Oh yeah.
• 21:54
  And my manager was a black man and he came up and he said it
• 21:56
  was racist. I didn't feel like it was
• 21:58
  racist, but. This seems weird.
• 22:00
  Definitely. Cracker Barrel, Well, I'm I'm
• 22:03
  just a weird individual. Individual, really.
• 22:05
  I thought it was funny that it was Cracker Barrel.
• 22:07
  All these older Christian people coming in that doesn't.
• 22:10
  Feel right. You want to taste like my little
• 22:12
  black man? There you go.
• 22:14
  Doesn't. Really feel right.
• 22:15
  I don't want to. Comment on that.
• 22:19
  All right, so in the closing of this article, God, that's that
• 22:22
  is fucking hilarious. I can just imagine that.
• 22:24
  They don't sell them anymore, they only sell them.
• 22:26
  They sell the white chocolate ones though.
• 22:29
  Oh my Exactly. I never opened it up OK.
• 22:38
  Wow, I would love. To see what's behind that
• 22:40
  underwear. Because it's just.
• 22:45
  A naked little man with a with little red underwear on.
• 22:48
  Well, everybody pulled down the pants on a candle.
• 22:50
  I mean, yeah, and. There was nothing there.
• 22:53
  It had a little bit of a bulge. I would get turned on by that
• 22:55
  little bulge because. The ones I saw had nothing.
• 22:58
  You're probably petting it and licking it next to your Kool-aid
• 23:01
  pillow. Oh, I make my Barbies do it.
• 23:04
  Yeah, Barbies were kinky. I was going to say, I think all
• 23:08
  girls were fondling their Barbies and putting them in
• 23:11
  sexual positions. Yeah, nice.
• 23:14
  That's one of the store. Yeah, totally. 6 toys when?
• 23:17
  I don't know. We can't go back too early.
• 23:18
  It's gonna get creepy. That time I like the vacuum
• 23:21
  cleaners. Yeah, it's actually not that
• 23:28
  fun. Liv had a no.
• 23:29
  She had social experience with her vacuum with her vacuum.
• 23:33
  It was the shop vacuum that my stepdad put in my room to clean
• 23:37
  up my room, and it would only go off about two minutes of time of
• 23:40
  the day. I'm surprised that they didn't
• 23:42
  realize what I was doing because it'll only be on for two
• 23:44
  minutes, but I put it in there and make it go like it's so big
• 23:47
  to go and it felt good. Nice, now see that I need to be
• 23:53
  on video, yeah? I love my vacuum cleaner.
• 23:56
  Literally. Literally.
• 23:59
  If any guys have actually had a good time with their vacuum
• 24:02
  cleaner, because I think a lot of us have done it, but it just
• 24:04
  didn't go well. Maybe if you use a shot vac it's
• 24:06
  a bigger hole. Make it, make it flop around in
• 24:08
  there. I don't want mine to fly off
• 24:11
  it's I don't have much there to live.
• 24:14
  You know what? We didn't get the shot.
• 24:15
  Vacuum. Pull it.
• 24:16
  Put your pants down. Let me try this.
• 24:17
  We don't have a shot. Vacuum.
• 24:18
  Yes, we do. Not up here.
• 24:20
  I don't I don't think we need to taint my husband's shop vac
• 24:24
  anybody's penis. He's.
• 24:25
  Not gonna like that. It wouldn't pass it around.
• 24:29
  You'll never know. No, we'll pass it around.
• 24:33
  Down pass it around. Real quick.
• 24:37
  Yes, so. I'll watch, I'll do it.
• 24:40
  So. That's my vacuum cleaner.
• 24:46
  With robots. What is that?
• 24:49
  I'm saying what? Would be the word.
• 24:51
  For it, somebody's going to make something up for.
• 24:54
  Sexual robotics Now at the end of this article they said how do
• 25:00
  you approach someone, your partner in wanting this type of
• 25:04
  fantasy? Well, they first said don't give
• 25:06
  all your fantasies up at once, go slowly.
• 25:10
  And they said start with the most vanilla and then go from
• 25:13
  there. Yeah, work your way up and see
• 25:14
  what they kind of. Like I tried before I got
• 25:16
  dumped. I feel like I need to give the
• 25:19
  worst one up front. Yeah.
• 25:20
  Why is the biggest one up front? And then work your way down from
• 25:23
  there. You know, there might be
• 25:24
  something to that. Somebody just figured this shit
• 25:27
  out. It is not me.
• 25:28
  Me neither. I just I tried to be honest and
• 25:31
  I got. Well, if you're with somebody
• 25:33
  that is vanilla and you throw out your kink, then they they
• 25:36
  just narrows it down. You don't meet that person.
• 25:38
  I know I went for the lightest shit I could think of but.
• 25:41
  That wasn't your person. Obviously and it was like, but
• 25:44
  other people, I've heard of some guys, this is for beware because
• 25:50
  usually when a woman gets if she does get into it, she's never
• 25:54
  going to let that let go of it. So you're not going to try it
• 25:56
  for a few times. She's going to become a hot wife
• 25:59
  and you, Sir, are not going to get anymore Pootie.
• 26:02
  Yeah, you got to be very careful with a woman.
• 26:04
  Doing you make sure you want make sure that's what you want,
• 26:07
  because a lot of if you actually.
• 26:09
  No communication in respect. If you're with a partner that
• 26:13
  has good communication and respect then you can have these
• 26:15
  things. Otherwise you shouldn't have it.
• 26:17
  See, you're talking about a good relationship and I see that a
• 26:20
  lot of people, hence why they come to see us.
• 26:23
  It's because they really can't tell their partners the honest
• 26:26
  truth about a lot of things. I hate that for them.
• 26:28
  I know I hate it for them too, I really do.
• 26:31
  But it's part of why they're still with their partners is
• 26:33
  because they they couldn't, they didn't tell the truth.
• 26:35
  They're coming here to get their itch scratched.
• 26:37
  Very true. People tell the truth and they
• 26:39
  get fucked for. It very true.
• 26:40
  It's I'm. New and are successful.
• 26:43
  But you know, I feel like we're doing their spouses favors if
• 26:46
  we're dressing them up and cross dressing them and doing this.
• 26:49
  We're doing a good service for people and a lot of people are
• 26:52
  battling with things more dark, but they want to do and they,
• 26:55
  you know, they don't want to accept it.
• 26:57
  So they want to, like, fulfill it without actually doing it.
• 26:59
  Like get like an itch scratched. Not fully.
• 27:01
  This is a little off topic. Do you remember that?
• 27:04
  That maybe the little whore house?
• 27:06
  Best little whore house in Texas.
• 27:07
  Of course I do. Remember.
• 27:08
  A lot of that you would like it live on.
• 27:10
  Sunday afternoon they would the the married men would come over
• 27:14
  and they would go to the brothel.
• 27:15
  And a lot of the wives knew about it because that way they
• 27:18
  knew their husband needed something, you know, he needed
• 27:20
  his itch scratched. And they were OK, but some of
• 27:23
  them were OK with it. It was, they didn't talk about
• 27:25
  it, but they were OK with it. And I think a lot of that if
• 27:28
  you, you know, your partner has an itch that needs to be
• 27:31
  scratched and you don't want to scratch it, they have to get it.
• 27:34
  Clearly you could accept them, you know, just needing to have
• 27:37
  their thing. But I remember that from that
• 27:38
  movie, because it was something about the old timer.
• 27:41
  They would come after church and go get their, get their weight
• 27:44
  wet or whatever. And it was just a little
• 27:46
  something extra. We have a crossdresser and he
• 27:49
  comes to see us twice a week a lot of times.
• 27:53
  And he has a wife. And the whole situation is it
• 27:57
  was New Year's Eve and he told her, he said, look, I can go to
• 28:01
  the hunting camp or I can stay home with you.
• 28:04
  And she's like New Year's Eve. Go to the hunting camp.
• 28:06
  Who says that to their, you know, their partner, They're
• 28:09
  they're one that they're supposed to.
• 28:10
  It's about New Year's Eve, yes, Bring in the new year with your
• 28:13
  partner. Yes, somehow she wanted to do.
• 28:15
  Yeah, somebody. Yeah.
• 28:17
  Exactly she wanted to. Bring in the new year with
• 28:19
  somebody else. I think she's aware of what her
• 28:21
  husband is. She doesn't want to be involved
• 28:24
  and that's just how it is. Because I know that he'd
• 28:26
  mentioned to her before how he likes to wear panties, for
• 28:29
  example, but he didn't give her the full scoop.
• 28:32
  And she's like, yeah, I can't do that.
• 28:34
  He tried to tiptoe into it, and yes, he saw the roadblock right
• 28:38
  there. Right there and it was done.
• 28:40
  You need to do that in your dating phase, not in your
• 28:42
  marriage. Agreed.
• 28:44
  Agreed. People evolved.
• 28:47
  That's true. Because I wasn't into everything
• 28:49
  that is true first I kind of tiptoed and then.
• 28:52
  I wasn't always into it so. It was an avalanche.
• 28:56
  In the beginning it was all about spanking and candle wax
• 28:59
  and then it just barrel rolled and everything else.
• 29:01
  And then I get older. I have narrowed down my list of
• 29:04
  favorites. But for a while, I wanted to try
• 29:06
  everything. But in the beginning, yeah.
• 29:07
  You evolved like cuckolding. I wasn't into that until later.
• 29:10
  It's true. It was just like a brief time,
• 29:12
  too. Now it's like that.
• 29:14
  It's OK. I can try it.
• 29:15
  Maybe again. You.
• 29:16
  Know, I wonder if it if Mia did it, would that affect you?
• 29:19
  Oh God, yeah. Yeah, so you're emotional.
• 29:22
  Yeah, well, I'm obviously like her.
• 29:23
  I. Mean, I know, I'm saying that's
• 29:25
  where you would get the full effect of.
• 29:27
  It it would be from emotion at this point instead of just
• 29:29
  visual or just because I'm trying something.
• 29:31
  Not saying that I'm. For a spanking, I can get
• 29:34
  spanked from anybody and it's nice.
• 29:36
  But when it's somebody that's and you like, I don't want to
• 29:39
  just disappoint this person. Oh, that's yeah, like she's
• 29:41
  pretty much the only one now. Everybody else, I'm just I'm
• 29:44
  fucking done with them as as far as disappointing, like I tried
• 29:47
  my best, if it wasn't good enough, fuck off.
• 29:49
  But her I still feel bad. Tell everyone how I choked you
• 29:51
  with the plastic bag over your head the other night.
• 29:56
  What did you do? Tell them how much you like that
• 29:58
  one, Charles. I liked it a lot.
• 30:02
  I was I was sitting in front of her and she put the the clear
• 30:06
  plastic bag on my head while I was masturbating.
• 30:09
  Masturbating. This winky let.
• 30:12
  Me have a bit of air once in a while because I was going and I
• 30:15
  wasn't trying to hurry up and finish, I was trying to prolong
• 30:17
  yeah. And eventually she says you
• 30:19
  better hurry. And she let the bag on.
• 30:21
  So I was trying to wait, wait, wait.
• 30:24
  That was awesome. I think the one that was
• 30:26
  actually better was the the scarf that we rigged up.
• 30:30
  Yeah, that was she went for the carotid.
• 30:32
  That was hot. It took me a few minutes to
• 30:34
  recover from that because nobody ever really got there and did
• 30:37
  that perfect before. They tried.
• 30:39
  And it wasn't on the the trachea.
• 30:40
  It was on the carotid. And it started blacking out and
• 30:43
  it was like, it was very nice. It was quite before.
• 30:46
  I was showing Liv and Evie kind of the same scenario, but I
• 30:51
  didn't have the scarf. You took it home.
• 30:52
  I said this is Charles scarf, so it's it's his.
• 31:00
  So we'll have to find other implements to use.
• 31:02
  But a scarf is always a go to or a nice like fabric belt that's
• 31:07
  always great. It was nice.
• 31:09
  It was nice. He loved it.
• 31:11
  But you all haven't met Edie. But we we saw this really hot
• 31:16
  cross dresser the other night. And I will still go on about
• 31:18
  this cross dresser. But my point of it is if my
• 31:21
  spouse were to come to me after we've been married for 10 plus
• 31:24
  years now and said hey honey, I want to cross dress, I'd be
• 31:27
  like, yeah, I'll do it. But you're you.
• 31:29
  But I'm me. Everybody in this room has got
• 31:31
  an open mind. I know Liv would do it, you
• 31:33
  would do it, but it's the sad thing that so many people are
• 31:36
  missing out on that and helping their partners.
• 31:39
  Brainwashing society just brainwash them.
• 31:42
  At some point you got to save any.
• 31:43
  Think about what these people pushing your heads.
• 31:45
  Or they just don't care enough. Yeah, You know, I don't know,
• 31:50
  caring. I think they just, they, they
• 31:51
  drink the kool-aid and they put a bubble of reality around
• 31:55
  themselves. And you know you're supposed to
• 31:56
  do this and do that and. Yeah, the Bible says this.
• 31:59
  The Bible says. That yeah, that book has been
• 32:01
  translated for. I'm just.
• 32:02
  Saying that, that's where a lot of people get held back and
• 32:05
  you're like God was we were made in his image and a whole lot of
• 32:09
  us are like alike. And I'm sure a lot of them are
• 32:11
  alike. They're just not able to accept
• 32:12
  it in themselves. They just don't say it.
• 32:14
  We're we, we've gotten to the point where we can say it out
• 32:16
  loud and honestly, we're probably not 100% honest with
• 32:19
  everybody because we don't go to Walmart and announcing it to
• 32:21
  the. World I will, I told my nail
• 32:25
  lady. Oh my.
• 32:27
  Gosh, I'm telling more people that I know, but most of them is
• 32:30
  just IT really in their business.
• 32:32
  Yeah, I don't. Tell my mom and stuff.
• 32:34
  I didn't tell her, but I think it honestly I'm getting to the
• 32:36
  point where it's going to be fucking hilarious when I do just
• 32:40
  to keep her. From you need to do it when
• 32:41
  you're like, really fucking old. No, no, I need to do it when I'm
• 32:43
  mad. Oh, mad.
• 32:45
  And say, where did you go this weekend?
• 32:47
  Well, I did all kind of shit this weekend.
• 32:48
  First they had me tied up to a cross and then there was 15
• 32:51
  people having a gangbang across the room.
• 32:54
  Just watch her drop. I'm sorry.
• 32:56
  So no, you're OK. What?
• 32:58
  What did your nail tech? What'd she say?
• 33:00
  She was. She got a little bit weirded
• 33:02
  out. Yeah.
• 33:02
  I loved it, Yeah. Oh, 'cause it was kind of like,
• 33:04
  yes, feel the uncomfortable. Yes, I love making the
• 33:07
  uncomfortable. Nice.
• 33:09
  What did you? Tell her exactly you were.
• 33:11
  Dominatrix might be men for a living.
• 33:13
  Oh nice. She's like, what?
• 33:16
  Is that why you get your nails like this?
• 33:17
  Yes. I wanna black and.
• 33:20
  Point it, get it also. Your toes are done too.
• 33:23
  Yes, my toes are done block. Very nice.
• 33:26
  Yes, love it. They were looking a little
• 33:28
  Christy Dusty last time you just saw them.
• 33:31
  They they needed some work last time.
• 33:32
  I can't talk, mine are horrible. Alright, shall we paint them?
• 33:35
  We'll just paint them. Probably next week.
• 33:37
  Alright, all right kids, this has been interesting so.
• 33:42
  It's never not interesting cop. Holding 101.
• 33:44
  This is great. So Liv, this has been a great
• 33:47
  episode. Thank you again.
• 33:48
  And until then, this has been the latest episode of.
• 33:54
  Coffee Mistress.