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FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show July 24th 2026 Podcast · The Woody Show

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  Speaker 1: Due to the resign nature of this president, listener discretion
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  Speaker 1: is advised.
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  Speaker 2: The Woody Show.
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  Speaker 1: This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.
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  Speaker 3: Class is now in session.
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  Speaker 1: A good morning, everybody. Af you're keeping score at home.
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  Speaker 1: It's day number five of five.
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  Speaker 4: Today is July the twenty fourth, twenty twenty sixth, and
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  Speaker 4: today is Friday.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, end of another week.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna get through the morning as quickly as.
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  Speaker 1: We can into the weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you for being here. I'm Weddie. That's great, Gory.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, we got menas Hi, Gina grad Hi, there are
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  Speaker 4: Sea Mass. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: We've got Sammy, Jeff.
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  Speaker 4: Here and Morgan, our social producer, von our video producer.
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  Speaker 3: Dumbass Tyler is here.
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  Speaker 4: We got born, we got Menji, we got ourselves a Friday.
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  Speaker 3: It is the Woody Show, all right, it's official.
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  Speaker 4: So today we got the Friday fail stories, we got
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  Speaker 4: our dumb ass contest a duy q. We'll get some
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  Speaker 4: of the trending news headlines, birthdays, porn of birthday coming
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  Speaker 4: up here for you on The Woody Show. First weekend
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  Speaker 4: in a while without in the World Cup. Jeff, what
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  Speaker 4: are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 5: So quiet?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 6: I have to pay attention to my wife and kids.
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  Speaker 1: Now, oh god, damn it, No, I.
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  Speaker 6: Have a wedding actually today.
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  Speaker 4: Oh no, so dude, the Friday wedding has become really popular.
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  Speaker 7: But how do you get there after work?
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's the thing.
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  Speaker 4: It's like I missed out of my cousin's wedding because
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  Speaker 4: it's like, there's no way I was going to be
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  Speaker 4: able to get to where they are, clear across the
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  Speaker 4: country for a Friday wedding, you know, without without taking
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  Speaker 4: you know, time off, which you know, we are are
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  Speaker 4: scheduling people, I know, complaining like, oh, you guys have
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  Speaker 4: so much time off. Yeah, we got plenty of time off,
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  Speaker 4: but it's it's scheduled out because we have people that
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  Speaker 4: work here and everybody's trying to coordinate their schedule. It's
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  Speaker 4: harder to take these little like kind of random one.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, something that just came off.
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  Speaker 4: Is that a cost thing that they would do that
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  Speaker 4: because it's not a convenience thing. Obviously it's not a
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  Speaker 4: convenience thing.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know. Maybe it's like the venue that you
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  Speaker 1: really want.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, they have available.
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  Speaker 4: Cost I know, Yeah, I've I've got no idea I
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  Speaker 4: did have this thing because you know, people were visiting
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  Speaker 4: and people were like blown away by BUCkies and.
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  Speaker 1: Ranch dressing like a I.
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  Speaker 4: And so you know, people, it goes this way too,
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  Speaker 4: Like when you go to travel internationally somewhere, maybe you
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  Speaker 4: have a preconceived notion of how something's going to.
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  Speaker 1: Be before you even go.
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  Speaker 4: Like, you know, I've never been to France, but I've
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  Speaker 4: heard about how they're rude, right, and they don't like Americans,
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  Speaker 4: And you know, I've.
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  Speaker 1: Never been there. I think I would not like it, though,
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  Speaker 1: so maybe maybe it's a misconception.
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  Speaker 6: I think you'd like it, man, And people weren't rude
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  Speaker 6: at all to me. I mean, you just try to
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  Speaker 6: acclimate the best you can. I think you'd love it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're just not as customer service friendly as other places.
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  Speaker 3: If you go to like Italy yea, or like the
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  Speaker 3: UK and stuff like, they're much nicer and willing to
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  Speaker 3: help you. But France is like you're kind of on
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  Speaker 3: your own.
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  Speaker 4: So with all the people visiting the US for the
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  Speaker 4: first time because of the World Cup, right, there were
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  Speaker 4: a lot of people who were pleasantly surprised, right. So
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  Speaker 4: here's some of the feedback from people who visited the US.
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  Speaker 4: The size of Lake Michigan. I asked other passengers what
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  Speaker 4: ocean we were flying.
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  Speaker 8: Over the.
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  Speaker 4: River?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well to the Thames. I'm still going to debate
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  Speaker 3: you on that one.
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  Speaker 1: Well, the Great Lakes aren't great.
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  Speaker 3: You know what's what's the debate? Well, when I said that,
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  Speaker 3: when I was at the London Bridge, it's like fed
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  Speaker 3: through the ocean. And if you like, you a quick search,
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  Speaker 3: the ocean water does feed the water under the bridge,
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  Speaker 3: and there is tide that goes up and down like
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  Speaker 3: it's like the bay. Like the water the water that
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  Speaker 3: was fed through there is salt.
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  Speaker 4: Water, okay, but like there are rivers. There's like dolphins
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  Speaker 4: up there. There are rivers that flow into ocean. Right,
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  Speaker 4: you have to go right and say, oh, this is
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  Speaker 4: the river.
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  Speaker 1: You have to go like forty miles outside of London
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  Speaker 1: to see the ocean.
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  Speaker 3: Uh right now, I.
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  Speaker 1: Mean you have to look up the bridge.
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  Speaker 3: It looks very ocean. I hear some ocean water under
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  Speaker 3: my feet.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like when I lived in Chicago, Like in Michigan,
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  Speaker 4: there's the beach.
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  Speaker 1: There's literally sand. Yeah, and like you go, like the
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  Speaker 1: ocean really, don't.
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  Speaker 4: Somebody else visited for the World Cup I thought everything
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  Speaker 4: in Bigger America thing was maybe just a joke, and
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  Speaker 4: then I ordered a medium drink.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Uh. To be honest, people were way nicer than I expected.
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  Speaker 4: I don't mean to serve staff, et cetera. People in
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  Speaker 4: general were just nice to us and to each other.
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  Speaker 4: Had no weird interactions during our vision visit.
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  Speaker 7: We're super nice.
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  Speaker 4: There's so much sky. Anytime I say this to anybody,
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  Speaker 4: to look at me like I'm nuts.
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  Speaker 1: I live in a huge.
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  Speaker 4: British city where there are skyscrapers and huge buildings everywhere,
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  Speaker 4: all densely packed together. I feel like it's in a
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  Speaker 4: way it blinds you to anything else around you.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, we have a lot more space, that's for sure.
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  Speaker 4: Someone says, I come from a small island and the
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  Speaker 4: fact that you can drive the straight line for hours
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  Speaker 4: is so weird. Yeah, man, that Los Angeles is a
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  Speaker 4: glamorous place. It was an absolute dump for the most part.
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  Speaker 1: That's especially.
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  Speaker 7: Have fun.
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  Speaker 3: That's saddest. Man. When people go from around the world
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  Speaker 3: and they walk down Hollywood.
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  Speaker 4: Of Fame, will not if there's a guy who thinks
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  Speaker 4: that he's Clark Gable feel how big everything is. Oh
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  Speaker 4: it's buildings, portions, people, attitudes, tourism, tips, voices, drama, everything.
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  Speaker 3: Uh see.
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  Speaker 4: When I asked visiting cousins from Australia what they found
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  Speaker 4: most surprising, they said that school buses are real. We
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  Speaker 4: talked about Yeah, they thought they were basically a movie
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  Speaker 4: or TV thing. In Australia, at least in the city,
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  Speaker 4: school children generally take the same ordinary public transportation trains
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  Speaker 4: buses that everybody else does.
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  Speaker 1: That is because in Europe and Australia their buses are
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  Speaker 1: not roving, especially.
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  Speaker 4: Not me.
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  Speaker 1: But I had this question with a friend.
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  Speaker 3: Uh.
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  Speaker 4: They said the weirdest thing was the drug commercials and
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  Speaker 4: that there were so many of them.
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  Speaker 7: I absolutely agree. I always say that's got to look
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  Speaker 7: so weird to people.
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  Speaker 1: That's only legal here and uh New Zealand.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's another person that says I was genuinely shocked
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  Speaker 4: how nice and friendly people are. The perception that the
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  Speaker 4: media creates is such that you don't feel like is
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  Speaker 4: that you feel like everyone's a.
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  Speaker 7: Racist but they're gonna pull a gun on you.
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  Speaker 4: But the people across all the states I visited were
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  Speaker 4: nothing but sweet and friendly. Good And here's one from
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  Speaker 4: this uh let's a German fan who said, if you
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  Speaker 4: want to hate the US, watch the news. If you
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  Speaker 4: want to love the US, drive through it. B Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can send us
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  Speaker 4: a text over to two to.
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  Speaker 3: Nine eight seven. That's just some birthdays, celebrities.
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  Speaker 1: Birthday show, Shiverday.
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  Speaker 3: We're gonna it's shiver Day. We won't sit.
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  Speaker 1: It's Shiverday, and you know we don't.
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  Speaker 4: Do And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to
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  Speaker 4: Jennifer Lopez, who is fifty seven years old. Today you
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  Speaker 4: got Karl Malone, the Mailman NBA Hall of Famer. He
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  Speaker 4: is sixty three. Elizabeth Moss is forty four. Kristin Chenowith,
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  Speaker 4: she has won some awards to Tony and Emmy, uh since.
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  Speaker 3: She's fifty eight.
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  Speaker 4: Anna Paquin from True Blood and the X Men movies
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  Speaker 4: is forty four. He got Barry Bonds, the former Pittsburgh Pirate,
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  Speaker 4: San Francisco Giant, one of the faces of the whole
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  Speaker 4: steroid era in baseball. He's sixty two years old. And
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  Speaker 4: then you got Bendi Irwin, the daughter of the late
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  Speaker 4: Steve Irwin, who herself is a wildlife conservationalist, and TV personality.
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  Speaker 4: She's twenty eight years old today. Yeah, what a nepo baby.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
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  Speaker 4: Your part of birthday today is Julie Ginger and today's
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  Speaker 4: birthday girl.
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  Speaker 1: She is the heavyweight champion of Port Dude this girl.
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  Speaker 1: Hold on, I got a picture.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, I want to see what is that?
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  Speaker 2: That?
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  Speaker 1: Nativen't it does not sound familiar Julie.
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  Speaker 4: Ja guarantee if you turned it on, you wouldn't be
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  Speaker 4: watching very long sea bass. That's that's her, right, that's
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  Speaker 4: her right there. Yeah, she is five foot six and
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  Speaker 4: over three hundred pounds a lot of ass. Her measurements
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  Speaker 4: are forty four D forty five fifty two.
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  Speaker 3: You couldn't miss this CHICKI be trub.
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  Speaker 4: She's been in fifty one fine films including Heavyweight Contenders
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  Speaker 4: Volume three. She was in Big Babe Appetizer Volume one.
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  Speaker 4: How about as cream Cake Volume one? Housewife wants her
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  Speaker 4: snack also sex in the Kitchen BBW edition and then
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  Speaker 4: who can forget her unle and getting her fat vagina pounded?
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  Speaker 4: Oh good gosh, that's a Julie Ginger who is thirty
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  Speaker 4: eight years old today. And that's Chaporno birthday and your
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  Speaker 4: celebrity birthdays.
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  Speaker 1: You're on the WOODI show Man.
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  Speaker 4: So I know, like a lot of people use these
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  Speaker 4: things online to watch sporting events, you know, like bootleg streams.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and still.
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  Speaker 3: Back it's back on Twitter. They used to own a
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  Speaker 3: site called Periscope and that's where I watched all the
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  Speaker 3: bootleg stuff. But yeah, Twitter is the thing because they
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  Speaker 3: were talking about, you know, the home run Derby and
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  Speaker 3: how great it was, but no one could forget where
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  Speaker 3: to watch it. Even though it was on Netflix, it
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  Speaker 3: wasn't really you know, promoted very well. So everyone just
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  Speaker 3: went to Twitter to watch it. Oh really Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Was that part of this? Like stream East, right?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah? And superboxes is the thing right now? Those are
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  Speaker 6: the thing that everybody has.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah.
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  Speaker 4: According to this is a rite up in the athletic.
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  Speaker 4: I like the athletic a lot. They've got a lot
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  Speaker 4: of really good stuff. Yeah. A small blow has been
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  Speaker 4: struck in the battle against illegal sports streaming. Two Egyptian
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  Speaker 4: nationals have each been hit with two year prison sentences. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: after being proven guilty of offenses related to the running
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  Speaker 4: of an unauthorized offshoot of the stream East sports piracy platform.
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  Speaker 3: There it is.
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  Speaker 4: Stream East has grown into a piracy brand, and it's
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  Speaker 4: provided free access to events including soccer, the NFL, the NBA,
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  Speaker 4: Major League Baseball. Stream East was targeted by the US
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  Speaker 4: Department of Homeland Security in twenty twenty four, but multiple
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  Speaker 4: copycat sites sprang up after that. And these two guys,
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  Speaker 4: one's a doctor and then the other one is like
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  Speaker 4: an engineer. They were arrested and so now yeah, you're
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  Speaker 4: looking at you're looking at prison time, two year prison sentences.
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  Speaker 7: Damn.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, did you guys ever get back in
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  Speaker 4: the day, did you ever get a notification from Napster.
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  Speaker 3: Or any of those sites? When LimeWire also direct TV,
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  Speaker 3: they would have those like cards that you can put
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  Speaker 3: in the back and you can get all the channels.
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  Speaker 4: I got a notification from my college that somebody was
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  Speaker 4: streaming like whatever Jim Carries the Grinch or something by
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  Speaker 4: my IP network.
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  Speaker 3: Right, Yeah, Yeah, there.
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  Speaker 4: Was like what ninety nine, two thousand, two thousand and one,
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  Speaker 4: like the whole Napster thing. That's when Metallica was fighting
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  Speaker 4: with Napster, and you would spend all day downloading just
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  Speaker 4: like a handful of songs and uh, you know, like
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  Speaker 4: there were really.
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  Speaker 3: Bad quality like crappy bitrate.
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  Speaker 7: But you were so excited.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and.
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  Speaker 4: Then they started cracking down on some people, so that
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  Speaker 4: that's when it started making me really nervous. I never
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  Speaker 4: I never had a cool cable guy who hooked me up,
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  Speaker 4: you know, I know people that did the direct TV cards. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: you know, for a while, and then they got hit
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  Speaker 4: to that. And then there was there was something I
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  Speaker 4: think it was Direct TV that they were doing where
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  Speaker 4: if you had a hacked system, that was the only
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  Speaker 4: way that certain channels would show up. And so they
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  Speaker 4: would be getting, you know, calls from direct TV or
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  Speaker 4: DirecTV would somehow contact them and these people would like
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  Speaker 4: pick up the call or something and they'd go, hey,
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  Speaker 4: could you use a favorite We need to turn to
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  Speaker 4: channel number two forty five. We're testing our signal and
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  Speaker 4: they go, oh yeah, and could you well is it, uh,
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  Speaker 4: you know what is on right now? And they were
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  Speaker 4: telling me, well, if you're getting that, that's how they
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  Speaker 4: knew like that, yeah, that's how.
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  Speaker 1: They knew that you were using one of those bootleg boxes.
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  Speaker 4: I was always to see and this is I mean,
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  Speaker 4: not a good criminal man, not a good criminal. I
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  Speaker 4: was always like really nervous That's why I never smoked pot.
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  Speaker 4: I was like, I'd be the one guy who would
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  Speaker 4: smoke pot and my whole life to be ruined, you know,
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  Speaker 4: I would be the one who would get busted for
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  Speaker 4: you know, illegal direct TV cards or fire sticks, fire sticks,
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  Speaker 4: any of that stuff. So I stayed away from all that.
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  Speaker 4: I don't want to be caught up in that crap.
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  Speaker 6: If you're ever looking for those. By the way, the
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  Speaker 6: barber shop is the plug. Yeah, if you need anything
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  Speaker 6: anything that's you know, legal ish, barber shop is the plug.
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  Speaker 7: That's true, right, yeah, because there's.
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  Speaker 4: There's there's a barber shop that I know of where
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  Speaker 4: they sell all kinds of like you know, butterfly knives.
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  Speaker 4: They have like throwing stars and for uh yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: they also sell like the the chemical the chemical rounds
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  Speaker 4: for the burner guns. Yeah, yeah, they sell all that stuff.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, whatever you need, this dude's got.
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  Speaker 1: Done. Your barber get picked up to it's like something.
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  Speaker 6: A few times. Yeah, he's got to go back and forth.
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  Speaker 6: And then I had to search for another barber because
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  Speaker 6: he was in jail for like six months.
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  Speaker 1: But wasn't he in one of those like never again guys?
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  Speaker 6: He was a never again guy, and then you know,
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  Speaker 6: and then again and then again. Yeah, yeah it happens.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 3: He still cuts my kid's hair, by the way. Yeah
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  Speaker 3: that's awesome. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: So the largest jury awards six hundred and seventy five
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  Speaker 1: thousand dollars to a Boston or from a Boston University
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  Speaker 1: student for twenty two five hundred song they had to
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  Speaker 1: pay or they had to file bankruptcy in college. Another
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  Speaker 1: lady two hundred and twenty two thousand dollars also filed bankruptcy.
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  Speaker 8: Wasn't the dude who pirated guns n' roses Chinese democracy?
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  Speaker 8: Didn't he go to prison?
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  Speaker 3: I remember that being too, because it was a leak, right.
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, it was leaked or something, and they made an
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  Speaker 8: example out of that guy too.
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  Speaker 4: Hey, dude, look at it just happened. The dude from
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  Speaker 4: the Miami Heat he leaked stuff fired, fired. Yeah, so dude,
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  Speaker 4: nothing good ever happens from you know, doing things you're
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  Speaker 4: not supposed to do.
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  Speaker 1: Eight seven seven. You can send us a text over
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  Speaker 1: to two to ninety seven.
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  Speaker 4: I've been thinking about because I very really how many
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  Speaker 4: times do I talk about things when we are talking
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  Speaker 4: about different TV shows? I'm like man, the last time
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  Speaker 4: I sat down and watched a new TV show, I
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  Speaker 4: couldn't tell you. I have, you know, the streaming apps
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  Speaker 4: and things like that. But why do I still have
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  Speaker 4: Direct TV? I don't even need it for the NFL
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  Speaker 4: Sunday ticket, which the whole reason I had it in
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  Speaker 4: the first place. Yes, that's the reason I signed up
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  Speaker 4: for direct TV. I don't know why I still have it.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know either.
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  Speaker 8: I don't know you don't need it. I'm getting rid
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  Speaker 8: of mine, I did. I'm getting rid of the physical aspect, and.
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  Speaker 1: I have it set up on auto pay and I
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  Speaker 1: don't even know how much it is.
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  Speaker 4: Oh Jack, well, because I signed up for a billion
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  Speaker 4: years ago, just like your massages. But that's how they
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  Speaker 4: that's how they get you for all that stuff. You
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  Speaker 4: signed up on auto pay, and it's out of sight,
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  Speaker 4: out of mind, like tax is Greg.
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  Speaker 1: It's gotta be a like direct.
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  Speaker 6: And a month maybe, Yeah, I bet you. It's between
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  Speaker 6: one fifty and two hundred. They have direct TV stream now,
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  Speaker 6: which is what I have. And the only only reason
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  Speaker 6: I have it is local sports, because they'll shut you
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  Speaker 6: out of the local sports on a national level.
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  Speaker 7: Right, But what do you need to look into that.
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  Speaker 7: That's some areous money.
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  Speaker 4: Look at this, he's on this time and time again.
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: This is his lifelong How many massages did he accumulate? Like,
• 16:06
  Speaker 4: because I had the the subscription at Massage Envy.
• 16:12
  Speaker 1: Same thing with the gym you were over one hundred
• 16:14
  Speaker 1: that you hadn't used I did.
• 16:16
  Speaker 3: Damn well, the gym one is the best because that
• 16:19
  Speaker 3: one was actually never used.
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: That's we were just talking about we were talking about recently.
• 16:25
  Speaker 4: That's how that works. I mean, like the they count
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: on people like me signing up and then and then
• 16:30
  Speaker 4: you know, you did a year straight up year in advance,
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: and then you never go.
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: I'll give you a thousand dollars if you tell me
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: what color the tiles are.
• 16:41
  Speaker 1: Answer your question.
• 16:42
  Speaker 4: The guy who leaked some bootleg copies of Chinese Democracy
• 16:46
  Speaker 4: two months of house arrest.
• 16:47
  Speaker 8: Great, that's not reward so bad.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: And he got to rock out to the album Great.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm logging into my to be Yeah, let's see billing.
• 17:06
  Speaker 3: You guys are gonna be pissed.
• 17:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah I did, Okay, I did. Should we play the
• 17:14
  Speaker 1: prices right? Yeah?
• 17:15
  Speaker 4: This is this is per month or total? This is no, this
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: is per month so you're playing direct TV. Can we
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: can we ask like if any add ons or let's see,
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: I know I have I have the Major League Baseball package.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: A big baseball fan.
• 17:27
  Speaker 6: How about the red zone? Yeah, what's that the red zone?
• 17:30
  Speaker 3: I think? Well, yeah, whatever's included?
• 17:32
  Speaker 4: Well no, maybe maybe because I did I had I
• 17:36
  Speaker 4: had Direct TV for the NFL Sunday ticket, but it
• 17:38
  Speaker 4: went to YouTube. I signed up there obviously. Yeah, I
• 17:41
  Speaker 4: don't know.
• 17:41
  Speaker 1: I still have whatever covers the sports.
• 17:43
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's that is a pream. Yeah, that's a premium.
• 17:46
  Speaker 1: All right, Okay, all right, so take a guess to.
• 17:49
  Speaker 4: Twenty two hundred and twenty bucks fifty.
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: To sixty four hundred. All right, I'll say.
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: Two nineteen, three hundred and seventy six dollars seventy.
• 17:59
  Speaker 9: Four cents to kill myself, I'll be I'll.
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: Be fixing over yere right.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: No, it hasn't been over the year really because like
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: there was something on live TV that I went to go.
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: But there are better options, jehow cost I mean?
• 18:17
  Speaker 6: I mean that means you have every random network available
• 18:20
  Speaker 6: like plus I mean.
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: You have everything channel.
• 18:24
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we always have the whatever the top, you know,
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: because of all the movie channels and things like that,
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: because inevitably, when I was going through there, I'm like, oh,
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: that's the one thing that sounds good.
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: It's the one thing I didn't have.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: I forget it.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: That's my current life. Yeah, I just signed.
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: You give them a hard time, But I think with
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: all the apps I have, it's probably the same amount.
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: Three ndred I know, but it's three hundred six dollars
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: on top of all the apps that that's how we're
• 18:48
  Speaker 1: giving them a hard time.
• 18:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you didn't shout out any other apps. I was
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: spending four on apps, correct.
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: You got to get the commercial free ones obviously.
• 19:00
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 19:01
  Speaker 4: No, Sam, He's right, Like, even if if you're paying
• 19:03
  Speaker 4: like twenty bucks a moment, there's not twenty apps.
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: You have a TV, YouTube, TV, you're you can get
• 19:08
  Speaker 1: a lot of that free.
• 19:09
  Speaker 6: Now with your cell phone providers and some of your
• 19:11
  Speaker 6: credit cards, you'll get a lot of those free. So
• 19:13
  Speaker 6: sign up with those. According these you do't have to pay.
• 19:21
  Speaker 1: That's lovely.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: The wood issue and we are into another new hour Woodie,
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: Greg Dennis, Gina Grant.
• 19:32
  Speaker 1: We've got the trending news headlines.
• 19:34
  Speaker 10: Well, President Trump will be back at the White House.
• 19:36
  Speaker 10: Correspondence dinner tonight, which is three months.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: After the original event schedule.
• 19:40
  Speaker 10: Yeah, that was cut short, of course by that shooting
• 19:43
  Speaker 10: back when some dude open fire in the Washington Hilton
• 19:46
  Speaker 10: during that April dinner, allegedly attempting to assassinate the President
• 19:51
  Speaker 10: and a Secret Service officer. He was shot, but his
• 19:54
  Speaker 10: protective vest stopped the bullet. He continued responding to the attack.
• 19:57
  Speaker 10: So hero the rescheduled dinner is moved to the Waldorf Astoria.
• 20:01
  Speaker 7: Ooh, and it'll have increased security.
• 20:04
  Speaker 10: The Secret Service officer and Washington Hilton's staff will also
• 20:08
  Speaker 10: receive special.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: Awards for how they handled the shooting.
• 20:11
  Speaker 10: And the organizers say they're basically picking up where they
• 20:13
  Speaker 10: left off and finishing the program that never happened. And
• 20:17
  Speaker 10: the US Secret Service, speaking of which says that the
• 20:19
  Speaker 10: threat environment is more intense than it has ever been.
• 20:23
  Speaker 10: Oh really, that's wonderful.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: Really, oh, part of the news.
• 20:28
  Speaker 1: Well, officials say that it's lost their mind right now.
• 20:31
  Speaker 10: They've handled ten thousand threat related investigations so far this year.
• 20:36
  Speaker 10: That's forty percent more than last year. Secret Service Director
• 20:40
  Speaker 10: Sean Curran says the rise is being driven by a
• 20:43
  Speaker 10: mix of online threats lone wolves, foreign adversaries, and people
• 20:47
  Speaker 10: with mental health issues. He says their focus is on
• 20:49
  Speaker 10: id and stopping potential attackers, of course, long before they
• 20:53
  Speaker 10: get close to people or events.
• 20:55
  Speaker 4: Well, I was reading a thing about how there's a
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Secret Service agent that's assigned to the president his protective
• 21:02
  Speaker 4: detail who's under investigation because he was leaking information about JD.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: Vance's travel and the security plans, which you know, I
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: would think if you're a Secret Service agent, you would
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: know that's a no no.
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:15
  Speaker 4: According to the article, the agent was quote fed up
• 21:18
  Speaker 4: with the way the travel was handled. He also complained
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: about JD. Vance taking his son to a golf lesson
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: on a helicopter rip.
• 21:27
  Speaker 3: That is so white.
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Now you're going to.
• 21:30
  Speaker 4: Your golf lesson. You're going to your golf lesson in
• 21:32
  Speaker 4: a helicopter. The agent has been placed on administrative leave.
• 21:36
  Speaker 4: All the Secret Service does an internal investigation. So there
• 21:39
  Speaker 4: was an internet article sharing details about a planned helicopter
• 21:42
  Speaker 4: trip with JD. Vance and his family and like that
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: type of information that's always classified, and the Secret Service
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: officials are like, man, we have a zero tolerance policy,
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: obviously for obvious reasons, for those kinds of things. And
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: so you know, they haven't said who this guy is,
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: but I'm assuming he's so fired. Well yeah, and this
• 22:00
  Speaker 4: sound that's for cause that's no severance.
• 22:02
  Speaker 10: And if it if it went like that, it sounds
• 22:04
  Speaker 10: like he's just a moron, Like he's not like a
• 22:05
  Speaker 10: double agent.
• 22:07
  Speaker 3: Can you believe he took his kid?
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know, you know the rules. I'm sure
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: it's not one of those rules. It's kind of buried
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: in the small print. You know, I don't know why
• 22:17
  Speaker 4: he was doing it, but yeah, that's why I guess
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: they screen people the way they do.
• 22:22
  Speaker 7: Give you go through all those cycle you.
• 22:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, somebody in your family who's a secret service member or.
• 22:31
  Speaker 4: Married to one well now former now former. But yeah,
• 22:35
  Speaker 4: he was detailed for like like presidential details. So he
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: had Obama, he had Bush before that.
• 22:44
  Speaker 7: That would drive me insane as a wife, would be this.
• 22:46
  Speaker 4: Guy when I when I met this dude, this guy's massive.
• 22:49
  Speaker 4: He's just a His whole hand is the size of
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: my face. And so you feel like that such a
• 22:54
  Speaker 4: pussy shaking his hand because like you have this little
• 22:56
  Speaker 4: tiny like you know, you like a little boy. Yeah,
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: it's like when it's like as an adult when you
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: shake a little kid's hand, That's that's exactly how it
• 23:04
  Speaker 4: had to have felt.
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: For him shaking my hand.
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: I mean, this guy will kill you by just a
• 23:08
  Speaker 4: certain look. I'm sure he's got a way that he
• 23:10
  Speaker 4: can end your life.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Oh my god.
• 23:11
  Speaker 8: When I was a kid, I was obsessed with wearing
• 23:14
  Speaker 8: a suit and putting an ear piece in and I
• 23:16
  Speaker 8: thought that was so cool and my dream. I never
• 23:19
  Speaker 8: made my dream come true, but was to handcuff a
• 23:22
  Speaker 8: briefcase to my wrist.
• 23:26
  Speaker 7: Your cuff when you're talking about oh, I should have done.
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Well.
• 23:31
  Speaker 10: The Baltimore Ravens have waved rookie quarterbacks Diego Pavia and yeah,
• 23:36
  Speaker 10: they wanted to make room for veterans center Ethan Posek,
• 23:38
  Speaker 10: who officially signed his free agent contract. The Ravens signed
• 23:42
  Speaker 10: Pavia as an undrafted free agent in April after it
• 23:45
  Speaker 10: became the first Heisman Trophy finalist in twelve years to
• 23:48
  Speaker 10: go undrafted.
• 23:49
  Speaker 1: How you can get fired on your day off you
• 23:52
  Speaker 1: haven't even made it to camp yet, dude.
• 23:54
  Speaker 10: Well, Pavia has a decent college career, finishing second among
• 23:57
  Speaker 10: all FBS, but his attitude and off field and dicks
• 24:00
  Speaker 10: they turned off a lot of coaches in the Dragon
• 24:02
  Speaker 10: is antics, antics.
• 24:04
  Speaker 4: And he's he's basically a midget compared to other NFL players.
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah five.
• 24:13
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what it's listed at five ten, which ye.
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, thats not not ideal for a QB one.
• 24:21
  Speaker 1: Even see over the center and the center has bent over,
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: you still can't see. Hey Drew Brees, Hey Drew Breesy.
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: How tall is Drew Brees?
• 24:29
  Speaker 4: Well he needs the classic Kyler Murray. Yeah, he's a
• 24:31
  Speaker 4: classic example of Russell Wilson.
• 24:32
  Speaker 1: Russell Wilson.
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: But yeah, Drew Brees was like they I watched the
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: thing about him one time, and uh, he throws a
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: lot off his tippy toes. Also he had a whole system,
• 24:42
  Speaker 4: but it was I mean, he was great.
• 24:44
  Speaker 3: Figure it out.
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: He's also not placing thousands of bets illegally. Yeah.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: Also just wasn't a dick. Yeah yeah, he's going to
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: the Hall of Fame, you know, getting inducted.
• 24:54
  Speaker 10: You saying that just made me think that there is
• 24:55
  Speaker 10: absolutely zero way to make your tiptoes manly, like on
• 24:59
  Speaker 10: a tip.
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: Toes an NFL pass.
• 25:03
  Speaker 7: So what sounds earlier more like a little kid like,
• 25:05
  Speaker 7: get on your tiptoes.
• 25:07
  Speaker 10: Okay, Well, One of Bobby's most famous moments came when
• 25:11
  Speaker 10: he finished runner up to Heisman winner Fernanda Mendoza in December,
• 25:15
  Speaker 10: and he was so gracious about it. He went on
• 25:17
  Speaker 10: Instagram with a caption f all the voters with a
• 25:20
  Speaker 10: bunch of thumbs down emotion and he apologized.
• 25:23
  Speaker 7: But you know, I think that hurt him.
• 25:24
  Speaker 4: That's that's the kind of guy you want to bring
• 25:26
  Speaker 4: into your fold.
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, he's a real team player.
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 25:28
  Speaker 10: Well, bipartisan group of lawmakers has brought back a bill
• 25:31
  Speaker 10: that would keep hemp based THHC products legal at the
• 25:34
  Speaker 10: federal level.
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, why'd you bury the lead?
• 25:40
  Speaker 3: Number one? The bill short quarterbacks.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: The bill would.
• 25:44
  Speaker 10: Create stricter rules for things like THHC gummies and drinks,
• 25:47
  Speaker 10: and of course tax them and more testing, clear labels,
• 25:50
  Speaker 10: age limits. Supporters say it would help keep consumers safe
• 25:54
  Speaker 10: while giving legitimate hemp businesses clear rules to follow, which
• 25:57
  Speaker 10: would be nice. It would also give federal agents more
• 26:00
  Speaker 10: control over the growing hemp industries, just more oversight and
• 26:04
  Speaker 10: also more freedom. The bill has support from here's this
• 26:08
  Speaker 10: is always how you know it's a good bill. It
• 26:10
  Speaker 10: has support from Republicans and Democrats, but people are still
• 26:13
  Speaker 10: expecting a big old debate over this and over stuff
• 26:16
  Speaker 10: like taxes and regulations.
• 26:17
  Speaker 7: So we'll see what happened.
• 26:18
  Speaker 1: Just call him and tell him Woody's motto weed let's go.
• 26:21
  Speaker 6: Yeah, always say that, please it.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, what's how was it? Frank's red hot? Put that
• 26:27
  Speaker 1: ish on anything?
• 26:27
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 26:28
  Speaker 1: Right, that ish cures everything, everything does. It doesn't matter.
• 26:31
  Speaker 8: You brought your arm speed, dehydrated weed, the earth rattlesnake bites.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, can you a problem getting pregnant?
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: Weed? Yeah? It's good for everything.
• 26:42
  Speaker 1: You need a bumper sticker on your car, get a
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: picture of weed. Yeah.
• 26:46
  Speaker 12: Well.
• 26:46
  Speaker 10: Arizona State University is now offering an actual bachelor's degree
• 26:50
  Speaker 10: in becoming a content creator and influencer.
• 26:53
  Speaker 7: So students are going to learn.
• 26:55
  Speaker 1: How to grow and pay for that. Yeah right.
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: As a parent, you know, oh my god, they're going
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: to fall into this. Well, if your kid's going to
• 27:00
  Speaker 4: a SU you're not doing great to begin with as
• 27:02
  Speaker 4: a parent.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: That's a that's a big party school, right, it's always
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: the part in Florida State.
• 27:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 27:09
  Speaker 10: Well, students are going to learn how to grow their audience,
• 27:11
  Speaker 10: build their personal brand, make content for social media and podcasts,
• 27:14
  Speaker 10: and videos. They're also going to learn how to plan content,
• 27:17
  Speaker 10: understand their audience, use social media effectively, and market themselves.
• 27:21
  Speaker 10: And a SU says the degree could lead to jobs
• 27:23
  Speaker 10: and content creation social media and all this stuff.
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: Like like a social media manager for a company.
• 27:28
  Speaker 7: Could Yeah, I mean I get it. It's probably time,
• 27:31
  Speaker 7: but you're gonna get it.
• 27:32
  Speaker 1: They're gonna have an on campus OnlyFans house.
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, make bank.
• 27:37
  Speaker 10: Yeah, how I mean the basicst of bitches are going
• 27:40
  Speaker 10: to sign up for that degree.
• 27:41
  Speaker 3: Well, in Sea Bass, we know a graduate from a
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: SU Randy.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Online stuff, Right, Randy graduated from HSU.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: Was it online or did you go up?
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: I tend to go there once or twice, I know,
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: back in the day before I ended up not going
• 28:01
  Speaker 4: to college. That was one of the colleges that actually
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: had like a really well respected communication like radio and
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: television program. Because they had like a really cool setup
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: with like their station and stuff that it was on
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: my radar. I probably would have never been able to
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: get in there, even though it's like a you know,
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: low rent, low rent school apparently totally you know, not
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: that it's not that it's cheap, but I mean it's
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: like the party school.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I think it's still a good school.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: But it is party school. I don't know. The lady
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: went to community college. Yeah, she doesn't know. I transferred.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: It's not Harvard.
• 28:31
  Speaker 1: But we're talking about my getting it now. Okay, I'll
• 28:34
  Speaker 1: tell you this to be fair. Their acceptance rate is
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: only ninety percent. It was the party schools were always
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: San Diego State, Arizona.
• 28:46
  Speaker 4: And U See, Santa Barbara and Chico. Those are those
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: are all your West coast options? Yeah, East coast is
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: going to be like Florida School, Florida anything. Well, Miami's
• 28:56
  Speaker 4: actually a hard school.
• 28:57
  Speaker 1: It wasn't it like University of Central Florida wasn't that
• 28:59
  Speaker 1: Like I don't even know anyone who would ever go there.
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: Florida State.
• 29:02
  Speaker 4: Well, the people who can't get into a a s U. Yeah, Alabama,
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: Georgia University.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Right, everybody I knew who graduated with like a one
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: point three GPA went to Chico. Oh wow everybody?
• 29:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what are some of the other big ones, like, uh,
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: the ones I just mentioned Alabama, Florida State, Alabama?
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: Yeah, Bama is that role tied?
• 29:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: The biggest party.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: All you guys are continue ill get their want current rankings. Okay,
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: cool wan, did Bert Kreischer go to a Florida state? Yeah? Yeah.
• 29:34
  Speaker 10: Finally, big congratulations are in order for not just one,
• 29:37
  Speaker 10: but two close friends of the Woody Show. We got
• 29:40
  Speaker 10: Joe Coy and Charlamage the God. They're getting stars on
• 29:43
  Speaker 10: the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Joe Coy was selected in
• 29:48
  Speaker 10: the Live Theater and Live Performance category and of course
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: Charlotade the God for the radio category.
• 29:53
  Speaker 7: And Joe posted a video.
• 29:54
  Speaker 10: On a social media yesterday with him and his son
• 29:57
  Speaker 10: watching the announcement. And we have time to actually work
• 30:00
  Speaker 10: on getting our invites because they have two years to
• 30:02
  Speaker 10: schedule there.
• 30:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god.
• 30:04
  Speaker 1: I was texted with Charlotte Mann. Dude, that guy.
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: I said, Man, it's almost impossible to keep up with
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: all the good news about you because it's just it's constant.
• 30:11
  Speaker 4: I'm getting my carpal tunnel punching out all these congratulatory texts.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: And man, I'm happy. I'm happy for the guy. The
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: guy does work hard. He's such a strategic thinker.
• 30:21
  Speaker 1: Nice guy.
• 30:23
  Speaker 4: And then of course Joe, we all know how we
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: all know, you know how great Joe is. Yeah, I'm
• 30:29
  Speaker 4: really happy for him.
• 30:30
  Speaker 7: Man, congrats to them, and that's what's going on with
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: you got.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: The ranking over there.
• 30:33
  Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, you see Santa Barbara number one.
• 30:36
  Speaker 4: I knew I heard because there was like a big
• 30:38
  Speaker 4: story a handful of years ago about like how many
• 30:42
  Speaker 4: students had st d S. I go, what the hell
• 30:45
  Speaker 4: is going on, Barbara, and they go, oh, dude, it's
• 30:48
  Speaker 4: a legendary party school. And and then there was somebody
• 30:51
  Speaker 4: in the mix of our conversation like, oh yeah, I
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: went there, dude.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: It was like, I'll tell you about. The thing that
• 30:57
  Speaker 1: makes it that way is it's they It's basically this tiny, little,
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: quiet town, a very tiny small town, but it's right
• 31:03
  Speaker 1: on the coast, and the campus is basically set in
• 31:05
  Speaker 1: a bunch of houses, so all those houses become student housing,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: and so that's all off campus housing, which just leads
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: to party, party, party.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: The party there one weekend and we started drinking at
• 31:16
  Speaker 3: six am.
• 31:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and they used to have a big It's gotten
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: so bad that their annual spring break they hold their
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: own spring break, which the comps have now had to
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: shut down, called Deltopia or whatever. Florida State number two
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I call that that. We would go to Florida state.
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: We would go there from Georgia from Atlanta because it's
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: the only place we would walk on campus and girls
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: would hit on US.
• 31:38
  Speaker 1: Number three two lane, which is I mean, just being
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: in a new Elands. I guess I thought. I thought
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: it was a decent school in general. And then number
• 31:45
  Speaker 1: four University USC not out of South Carolina, but Southern California,
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: which is a pretty rich school. The neighborhood for folks
• 31:52
  Speaker 1: don't know. It's in South la which sucks. Uh huh, yeah, but.
• 31:55
  Speaker 4: I've heard referred to as the University of Spoiled Children.
• 31:58
  Speaker 1: It's the heart. Yeah, that's my question. You're not partying anywhere,
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: You're like near skid rope, all right, you go, you
• 32:05
  Speaker 1: go off campus and it's dangerous. It's adult. But I
• 32:08
  Speaker 1: guess a lot of rich kids and whatever. Number five
• 32:10
  Speaker 1: University of Madison, Wisconsin really all good for them in
• 32:13
  Speaker 1: a lot of a lot of those Upper Midwest schools,
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: you just nothing to do but drink in the winter.
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: And then number six, like I said, Alabama, just a
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: big southern Friday school, a lot of fun.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Number seven Syracuse's you know, I guess drunk cold Georgia.
• 32:27
  Speaker 4: Like I said, Southern fat School, Howard number nine in
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: c interesting and then number ten University of Illinois or
• 32:36
  Speaker 4: Banash Champagne, which fancy easy place to get into.
• 32:43
  Speaker 1: All right, well there you go.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: There, there you have it.
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, parents have those schools on your radar. Yeah, if
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: my if my kids said I'm going to I'm gonna
• 32:52
  Speaker 4: get I'm gonna get my degree in social media and
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: social media influencing. You better apply for some scholarships with
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: my friend, I don't care if I'm Bill Gates, like,
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: I ain't paying for that ridiculous.
• 33:05
  Speaker 1: Oh there's some classes I took in college. I thought, oh,
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: my poor dad is paying for this.
• 33:10
  Speaker 4: Well, you know the one friend that we talked about,
• 33:12
  Speaker 4: our friend Christine, she went to Brown and yeah, and uh,
• 33:17
  Speaker 4: I mean she's super smart and she took this class
• 33:20
  Speaker 4: I'm not even kidding on fisting.
• 33:22
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, like fisting what we think we're yes, like.
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: In the sexual context. It was a fisting class and
• 33:31
  Speaker 4: I was a whole class. Yes, your dad know about this,
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: she goes. I signed up because I couldn't believe it
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: was a real thing, and I just go I had
• 33:37
  Speaker 4: to go see what it was all about. But you guess,
• 33:39
  Speaker 4: thumb out that's like that, and that was like that
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: was LIKEIP number one, thumb out, thumb out. I would yeah,
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: you don't want thumb in, you want thumb out, and
• 33:47
  Speaker 4: then she had a bunch of yeah, okay, so you
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: go in first.
• 33:50
  Speaker 7: I'm guessing is that part I didn't go to the class.
• 33:55
  Speaker 1: More than tell you that's that's just general. That's good
• 33:57
  Speaker 1: safety for boxing in general. Otherwise you could have crushing, you.
• 33:59
  Speaker 4: Know, to break your thumb fisting someone eight seven seven
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: forty four Woodie Samy looks weirded out.
• 34:06
  Speaker 1: I don't have that class at the community college.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: No, I transferred.
• 34:10
  Speaker 12: Okay, thank you.
• 34:12
  Speaker 7: Fullerton.
• 34:13
  Speaker 1: Okay, what's their acceptance? Also? Community college? What is that
• 34:17
  Speaker 1: would be?
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: What do they call that?
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think that's all Like if us he is
• 34:20
  Speaker 4: known as the University of Spoiled Children. I think that
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: one's known as thirteenth grade.
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: Okay, hold on nor again.
• 34:27
  Speaker 1: Sammy was again right again, their acceptance rate is only
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: ninety one percent. Yeah, we're gonna take a break. More
• 34:36
  Speaker 1: what he shows next text so wasted The next morning,
• 34:41
  Speaker 1: I will naked on the hotel floor.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: More Woody show.
• 34:48
  Speaker 13: Ready.
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: I mean I love it.
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: I love a passionate fan, you know, you know when
• 34:58
  Speaker 4: it comes to sports and people get really hired up.
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: Not the fake videos.
• 35:02
  Speaker 4: You know, we're TV like that's happened, Like legitimately that
• 35:07
  Speaker 4: has happened, But like a lot of these videos that
• 35:09
  Speaker 4: you see were someone's just waiting for the last out
• 35:12
  Speaker 4: so they can smash their television, right, you know. But like, man,
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: I mean I legitimately kicked my son's toy across the
• 35:19
  Speaker 4: room when the Steelers lost the Super Bowl to the
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: Green Bay Packers and told everybody, all right, game's over.
• 35:23
  Speaker 1: Get the f out.
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: I got work in the morning, see a watching It's
• 35:30
  Speaker 4: embarrassing thinking back at.
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: A bit of the moment, it just seemed right.
• 35:34
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Well, I think one time you yelled at Medicine me
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: too during a game because he and I were trying
• 35:39
  Speaker 1: to have fun.
• 35:40
  Speaker 8: We were playing with a ball. Remember we were throwing
• 35:42
  Speaker 8: a ball back and forth and it was going over
• 35:44
  Speaker 8: the TV. And then you like, yeah, father, You're like, okay, yeah.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: It was an AMC championship game. Hello, throwing a ball around. Yeah. Anyway,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: this is funny, man. This is a this is a kid.
• 35:59
  Speaker 4: He's a young Blue fan, and he knows his stuff
• 36:02
  Speaker 4: and he's just tired of the team losing. And he
• 36:04
  Speaker 4: was interviewed outside the stadium after one of their losses.
• 36:08
  Speaker 4: This kid, he didn't hold back, was this.
• 36:10
  Speaker 12: I cannot believe how fucking shit this team is.
• 36:13
  Speaker 14: I don't understand how you can go from a World
• 36:15
  Speaker 14: Series team of that caliber to a bunch of sorry
• 36:19
  Speaker 14: ass bumps Like I don't think you can name one
• 36:21
  Speaker 14: person in the lineup.
• 36:22
  Speaker 5: He's a consistently good hitter, and on.
• 36:24
  Speaker 14: The other side you have Hoffman flowing another game. I
• 36:27
  Speaker 14: don't even understand why this guy is still pitching.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: I think there's a chance he'll be on the trade block.
• 36:32
  Speaker 5: He needs to go, Varshow needs to go, Gossman needs
• 36:35
  Speaker 5: to go.
• 36:35
  Speaker 14: I just think that there's no hope for these guys anymore.
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: And now we're back to the twenty twenty four. The
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: thing about twenty.
• 36:40
  Speaker 14: Twenty four was Flad was like an actually legitimate star,
• 36:44
  Speaker 14: and now that he's actually making five hundred kazillion dollars,
• 36:48
  Speaker 14: he just like forgot how to play baseball. I know
• 36:51
  Speaker 14: five year old who can hit better than Vladimir Rairo.
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: Two.
• 36:54
  Speaker 10: Wow, alright, I don't care at all about sports, cos
• 36:57
  Speaker 10: I could watch him all day.
• 36:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, put that kid on SPN him. I mean he'll
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: work for I don't know, Pokemon cards or something. What
• 37:05
  Speaker 1: are kids like?
• 37:05
  Speaker 3: Definitely more entertaining.
• 37:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so funny man.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 37:09
  Speaker 4: We were talking about the influencer program at as U,
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: and then we got into the talk about all the
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: different uh you know, party schools, accepting the rates at
• 37:20
  Speaker 4: different schools. Now, a friend of mine, because we said
• 37:22
  Speaker 4: the USC was known as a party school, and I said,
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: I've heard it called the University of Spoiled Children. Well,
• 37:28
  Speaker 4: one of my best friends who was a USC graduate. Uh,
• 37:31
  Speaker 4: he texted me during the break to rebut saying, it's
• 37:34
  Speaker 4: actually the University of Successful Children. I would like to
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: point out that USC's acceptance rate is eleven percent. That's
• 37:42
  Speaker 4: why Lena Vannison and I were kind of questioning in
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: it is that it is in l a. You got
• 37:46
  Speaker 4: a lot of hot you know, you know, people like
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: your children of celebrities go there, all that kind of stuff.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: But it's it's a private school. That's why there was
• 37:52
  Speaker 4: that whatever with the felicity huffin people but scam their way.
• 37:57
  Speaker 1: It was at the center of that whole scanal because
• 37:59
  Speaker 1: it is hard to get in to and very expensive. Yeah.
• 38:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, or you can just skip college altogether and just
• 38:04
  Speaker 4: go to BUCkies. So store managers at BUCkies can make
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: two hundred and seventy five thousand dollars a year with
• 38:14
  Speaker 4: no college degree. Okay, So the entry level jobs like
• 38:18
  Speaker 4: cashiers and stokers not stalkers styles like the stock the shelves. Yeah,
• 38:26
  Speaker 4: those start around twenty bucks an hour. Yeah, and they're
• 38:28
  Speaker 4: really a forward.
• 38:28
  Speaker 1: About advertising those pay rates. They show them in the
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: stall there, like, hey, man, you work here, you make
• 38:32
  Speaker 1: good money.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: Higher level management positions can earn six figures. The payscale
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: went viral and it started a big debate, with some
• 38:39
  Speaker 4: people saying it's proof, man, you don't need a college
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: degree to land a great paying job.
• 38:43
  Speaker 13: No.
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: Others pointed out that running one of Bucky's massive travel
• 38:47
  Speaker 4: centers is demanding. It's a high pressure role that comes
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: with a lot of responsibility. But it seems like it's
• 38:54
  Speaker 4: a place that's always busy. So it's not like, oh,
• 38:56
  Speaker 4: things are slow, but.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Think about how many items you got, Imagine and fudge.
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm assuming there's a manager for the for the
• 39:03
  Speaker 4: fudge department. You know, there's like there's probably a there's
• 39:06
  Speaker 4: probably a jerky manager, fudge manager. There's a there's a
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: fudge manager. Well, the fudge maner where Denton, Texas BUCkies?
• 39:14
  Speaker 4: Uh huh yeah, Well, I mean I know what's the
• 39:16
  Speaker 4: other one man?
• 39:17
  Speaker 3: We're in and out?
• 39:18
  Speaker 1: You know, yeah, look up?
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: What uh yeah, we're talking about not even a region
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: excuse me, a regional position.
• 39:25
  Speaker 3: We're talking like, you manage that location and you make bangs.
• 39:29
  Speaker 1: And with Trader Joe's, yes that those are good six
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: figure jobs. I'm seeing one hundred and sixty hundred eighty year.
• 39:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, to manage an in and out burger and then
• 39:37
  Speaker 4: just make no college degree required for that one.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Same with what you say, Trader Joe's.
• 39:43
  Speaker 3: Trader Joe Joe.
• 39:44
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, that's like one hundred and fifty. Trader Joe's
• 39:47
  Speaker 7: has great benefits.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Imagine the discount, Sammy, I know, you know, and then
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: for your mom, the access to the toad.
• 39:55
  Speaker 3: Sammy, why are you not trying to work on the
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: Trader Joe's podcast?
• 39:59
  Speaker 7: I should?
• 40:00
  Speaker 1: You know, it's funny. I know the people that run them.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: I heard that commercial for it in a podcast.
• 40:04
  Speaker 4: Yeah dude, yeah, so there's getting Yeah, there were some
• 40:08
  Speaker 4: radio friends of mine. They were like muckety MUCKs for
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: a couple of different companies. One was like a consultant
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: for this big, you know, radio consultancy firm that everybody
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: worked with at some point. I feel Jacob's Media, You've
• 40:19
  Speaker 4: heard of them before, so he was like a big
• 40:21
  Speaker 4: deal with them. Anyway, they started this like offshoot company,
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: and one of the podcasts that they're responsible for producing
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: is this Trader Joe's one. They do a bunch of
• 40:30
  Speaker 4: like when a company wants to do a branded podcast,
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: they help them figure it out because they have the
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: experience of how to put you know, people in places
• 40:37
  Speaker 4: that can you know, do the stuff, and they team
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: them up with the people who know about the product
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: or the thing that they're talking about, uh, and then
• 40:45
  Speaker 4: turn it into something that Trader Joe's one, I guess
• 40:47
  Speaker 4: is pretty successful.
• 40:48
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I'm not sure who like goes you know what.
• 40:50
  Speaker 3: I want to listen to today, the Trader Joe's podcast.
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: Like, I don't I don't know what they talk about. Well,
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know what they do.
• 40:56
  Speaker 15: Trader Joe's is always rotating out items and bringing in
• 41:00
  Speaker 15: new items too.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: There's always they're talking about drops due?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, is that what it is?
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Season?
• 41:06
  Speaker 4: I mean that makes sense that. But when you hear
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: about on the service, like you Traders is why a podcast?
• 41:11
  Speaker 4: It's like when you drive by and your bank is
• 41:13
  Speaker 4: trying to get you to follow them on Instagram?
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: What am I going to follow a bank on Instagram for?
• 41:18
  Speaker 10: It does sound like the most basic bitch siren song
• 41:21
  Speaker 10: the Trader Joe's podcast, But now that I know it exists,
• 41:24
  Speaker 10: I'd like to.
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: Hear it check it out. Well. I can tell you.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: I can tell you that it's professional. It's well done.
• 41:31
  Speaker 1: Really yeah.
• 41:31
  Speaker 10: And if you're talking about like what's being pulled, you're like,
• 41:34
  Speaker 10: oh God, I gotta.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: Go get it now.
• 41:36
  Speaker 1: Give recipes like oh this is a new product. Here's
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: what you can make with I.
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: I've got's the biggest simp for DJ for Trader Joe.
• 41:45
  Speaker 4: I mean, I like, I like Traders. A lot of
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: people that like Trader Joe's. She is obsessed.
• 41:51
  Speaker 1: A store. It's a lifestyle.
• 41:52
  Speaker 4: Here are the podcast recaps a recent episode, Greg Yes,
• 41:56
  Speaker 4: is it how to make things? Restaurant Trader Joe's Wine
• 41:59
  Speaker 4: Clubs Sun Read Bubbles with Calseca.
• 42:02
  Speaker 8: I love their wine section pro tip pan Alonko, it
• 42:06
  Speaker 8: is a malbeck.
• 42:08
  Speaker 4: I apologize for my I apologize for my ignorance here Greg,
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: But wasn't Trader Joe's where the two buck chuck came from?
• 42:15
  Speaker 7: Four boat?
• 42:16
  Speaker 1: Correct? Yeah, but didn't they go back to two bucks?
• 42:21
  Speaker 1: That's how the wait is.
• 42:23
  Speaker 7: Calseco just like a California.
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah yeah. Episode one to wait, Hey, What's in
• 42:28
  Speaker 1: your Trader joe Shopping carts? Trader Joe's captain visits Trader.
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: Joe's number thirty two and East Pasadena and chats with
• 42:34
  Speaker 4: shoppers about what's in their shops.
• 42:35
  Speaker 7: Okay, this is the one an insider info at.
• 42:39
  Speaker 1: All, Sammy, do you want to hang out and listen?
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Yes?
• 42:41
  Speaker 1: Episode one seven Trader Joe's swings into summer with uh.
• 42:44
  Speaker 1: They've highlighted new items including margin olive oil, and Sammy
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: listens to this the way that people used to read
• 42:50
  Speaker 1: the Penthouse Forum. Wait, so she breaks down her apparatus.
• 42:54
  Speaker 1: She puts it on.
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: Is this the one labeled inside Trader Joe's. I think
• 42:58
  Speaker 3: that's the podcast.
• 43:00
  Speaker 1: Inside Yep, that's it?
• 43:01
  Speaker 3: Oh wow? Yeah has four three hundred reviews four point
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: eight out of five.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: The Trader Joe's fans go hard.
• 43:09
  Speaker 3: I think that might be higher than the Woody Show.
• 43:10
  Speaker 7: There's lots to know.
• 43:12
  Speaker 1: Most things are menace and it's short, as you might imagine.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: I'm seeing episodes that are twenty minutes, twenty four minutes.
• 43:18
  Speaker 1: Oh I'm in this is great. What's that?
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: Jeff g Well, you're a trader Joe's guy, man. I mean,
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: go there and shop.
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: Why do you need to learn about it when you're
• 43:28
  Speaker 6: at homes?
• 43:29
  Speaker 15: Go take your business because you need to know what
• 43:32
  Speaker 15: the new products are always done?
• 43:34
  Speaker 6: Oh, Jeff, you need there's people walking around if they
• 43:37
  Speaker 6: want to show me something, they could show me something.
• 43:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, just put it on one of the chalkboards with
• 43:40
  Speaker 4: your cute little chalkolar the end of the aisle.
• 43:43
  Speaker 7: If it's new, and they do.
• 43:44
  Speaker 15: They do have a section of all the new products.
• 43:46
  Speaker 15: They show you know what there is and samples of everything.
• 43:50
  Speaker 1: Is the best.
• 43:50
  Speaker 6: Don't know why I listen to the podcast if that's
• 43:52
  Speaker 6: already there.
• 43:53
  Speaker 15: Because you can find out more information that you didn't know.
• 43:55
  Speaker 3: And get the recipes.
• 43:56
  Speaker 1: Duh.
• 43:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you show podcasts on iTunes? We're out
• 44:00
  Speaker 3: of four point six out of Oh, come on, we
• 44:02
  Speaker 3: gotta beat three thousand six hundred reviews.
• 44:05
  Speaker 1: That's more than I thought. Yeah, that's better than I thought.
• 44:08
  Speaker 3: Babes.
• 44:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good. We'll take first reviews. I keep up
• 44:12
  Speaker 1: the good work. Second review you all suck. Yeah, that
• 44:17
  Speaker 1: looks like what the text looks like exactly.
• 44:19
  Speaker 6: Maybe we start putting recipes, the score will go higher.
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: All right, quick break, and then we're gonna come back.
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: I gotta tell you about this guy, dude. The clips
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: from the coverage on the news of this story are great.
• 44:32
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna have that for you next o The Woody
• 44:34
  Speaker 4: Show eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie.
• 44:36
  Speaker 1: There's photos to go along with it. It's so good.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: God. Yeah, Jeff got a little preview because I was
• 44:40
  Speaker 4: I was going for the clips in the office.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: This is the Woody Show, dude.
• 44:49
  Speaker 4: Check out this story out of Baltimore where this dude
• 44:52
  Speaker 4: named Vernon Edward Crowfie the Third and his buddy Jaden
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: kuanez Evans they did a photo shoot with some tatted up,
• 45:03
  Speaker 4: ghetto fabulous stripper looking chicks in a mall parking lot.
• 45:08
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, and this is a report on it from
• 45:13
  Speaker 4: TV station w j Z in Baltimore.
• 45:16
  Speaker 16: More trouble in Towson Town Center, this time a wild
• 45:19
  Speaker 16: story literally involving exotic animals that investigators say were used
• 45:24
  Speaker 16: in a photo shoot inside the mall's parking deck where
• 45:27
  Speaker 16: the floor was set on fire.
• 45:29
  Speaker 3: Two men are facing charges accused of destruction.
• 45:32
  Speaker 1: Of property and animal cruelty.
• 45:34
  Speaker 17: These are some of the images posted to social media
• 45:37
  Speaker 17: by the men charged in this case. You can see
• 45:41
  Speaker 17: the floor of a parking garage connected to Towson Town
• 45:44
  Speaker 17: Center is lit on fire during a photo shoot. In
• 45:47
  Speaker 17: the pictures posted to social media, the women can be
• 45:49
  Speaker 17: seen holding multiple animals, including snakes and a monkey. All right,
• 45:54
  Speaker 17: so here's one. Look how classy this is.
• 46:00
  Speaker 1: In a mall, in a mall, A ring of fire
• 46:03
  Speaker 1: in a mall parking It looks like a cash money
• 46:05
  Speaker 1: records dude. And then uh, and then here here's here's
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: here's another one.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Look at this classy Brad's got, She's got she's got a.
• 46:14
  Speaker 7: Giant snake against a caution fence.
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: Short.
• 46:18
  Speaker 17: Yeah, now here is Vernon talking to the reporter. The
• 46:21
  Speaker 17: photographer's name and the charging documents is Vernon Crophy. He
• 46:25
  Speaker 17: spoke with w jay Z following the arrests.
• 46:28
  Speaker 11: So basically, we spoke with the security at the mall
• 46:31
  Speaker 11: as well. We explained to him that we was gonna
• 46:33
  Speaker 11: have the fire flameing photo shoot. He told us basically,
• 46:35
  Speaker 11: just be out before the mall closed.
• 46:37
  Speaker 17: Both men face several misdemeanors and a single felony charge
• 46:41
  Speaker 17: in connection to this photo shoot where the parking deck
• 46:45
  Speaker 17: is set on fire.
• 46:46
  Speaker 11: We're talking about an empty parking lot, no civilians, full
• 46:49
  Speaker 11: of concrete, and I don't think I've ever seen a
• 46:53
  Speaker 11: parking lot be set on fire with light of floid.
• 46:56
  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's not like you're going to burn a
• 46:57
  Speaker 1: thing down, man, what's the problem issue? Yeah, haters could
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: other than the monkey maybe.
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: Anyway, So the cops were called obviously, and they were
• 47:08
  Speaker 4: doing their investigation.
• 47:10
  Speaker 17: Investigators eventually showed up to Jaden Evans's apartment and say
• 47:14
  Speaker 17: they found snakes, lizards, rabbits, even a tarantula. Charging documents
• 47:19
  Speaker 17: say a lemur and a spider monkey were not given
• 47:23
  Speaker 17: proper care, even going as far as saying the spider
• 47:26
  Speaker 17: monkey's spinal cord was fully exposed through its fur digusting.
• 47:32
  Speaker 4: Oh but wait, Gina, do you really know what you're
• 47:34
  Speaker 4: talking about? When it comes out it sounds outrageous, it does,
• 47:37
  Speaker 4: But do any of us. Is there a vet in
• 47:39
  Speaker 4: the room? I'm sorry, is there a vet in the room?
• 47:42
  Speaker 3: You are any of you vets.
• 47:44
  Speaker 7: Yah exposing their spinal cords probably normal, You're right.
• 47:48
  Speaker 17: Because Vernon has something to say about it, saying the
• 47:50
  Speaker 17: spider monkey's spinal cord was fully exposed through its fur.
• 47:55
  Speaker 11: You can't show me a a baby spider monkey spinal cord.
• 47:58
  Speaker 11: Don't show through that back because there that way.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, thank you.
• 48:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, idiots that.
• 48:06
  Speaker 1: You can't find one because they born that way.
• 48:10
  Speaker 3: So we go after the artists and creative people. This
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: is what we're doing. There's no other issues to deal with, right,
• 48:19
  Speaker 3: So the security guard said it was okay.
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, w jay z in Baltimore for that report. Strong
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: enough for a man made for a woman.
• 48:28
  Speaker 4: Menace has been a supporter of using women's de udorant
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: as long as I've known him.
• 48:32
  Speaker 1: Uses women's thedor you see, Yeah, like men's is like
• 48:38
  Speaker 1: sticky the WOODI Show.
• 48:41
  Speaker 4: I mean not to brag, but did you guys see
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: this really hot text that came in said the three
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: one seven? I had the wildest dream with Woody in it,
• 48:48
  Speaker 4: last almost hooked up in it. Almost just as things
• 48:53
  Speaker 4: were getting spicy. My alarm went off.
• 48:56
  Speaker 18: Damn.
• 48:58
  Speaker 1: That's the universe's way of saying, you don't want any
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: of that.
• 49:01
  Speaker 7: I told Greg this that I had a dream about
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: him last night.
• 49:04
  Speaker 2: You did.
• 49:05
  Speaker 10: Yeah, we were sitting on my mom's bed eating cheesecake,
• 49:08
  Speaker 10: watching the Golden Girls.
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: That right, that is more than a dream, the goal.
• 49:14
  Speaker 1: That's the goal of the fantasy.
• 49:17
  Speaker 3: What were you wearing? What were you wearing Greg in
• 49:22
  Speaker 3: this dream?
• 49:23
  Speaker 7: Probably a probably a silky robe, like.
• 49:26
  Speaker 1: Like a robe, and nothing else.
• 49:28
  Speaker 4: All right, send your Friday check ins on the text
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: over to two to nine eighty seven. And as is tradition,
• 49:34
  Speaker 4: ladies and gentlemen, is time for your Friday fail stories.
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: Yes, all right.
• 50:21
  Speaker 4: Ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, it is time for
• 50:24
  Speaker 4: your Frinday foul story.
• 50:29
  Speaker 1: All these people thought to have the tartic plan, the
• 50:31
  Speaker 1: plan that can never go wrong.
• 50:32
  Speaker 4: But then somewhere along the line it went from being
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: a great idea to one big stink in mega uber.
• 50:39
  Speaker 12: Ultray, You're pretty good night, flat.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: Flat bit Titan's how we like him?
• 51:00
  Speaker 3: All right?
• 51:00
  Speaker 1: This is a story involving a hiking gone bad. Great.
• 51:03
  Speaker 1: Oh as always, yep, we talked about hiking a lot.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: I don't know how many times we can warn people.
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: And I don't know if it's ever been like, Wow,
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: that was great, Yeah, good idea successful hike.
• 51:12
  Speaker 3: Guys, you just don't hear about.
• 51:15
  Speaker 4: It doesn't end well what they say, it's like going
• 51:16
  Speaker 4: to the club after midnight, right or after two am
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: whatever it is one snakes and I forget what the
• 51:23
  Speaker 4: cutoff is.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I say midnight. But the latest well, a.
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: Group of people in British Columbia. They planned a hike
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: using Google Maps and it was supposed to take five hours. So,
• 51:34
  Speaker 4: like the good little hikers that they are, the group
• 51:35
  Speaker 4: took off. They had the appropriate amount of supplies, water
• 51:38
  Speaker 4: and snacks and things like that. But the Google Maps
• 51:40
  Speaker 4: course left out a couple pieces of important information, like
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: number one didn't mention the climb was over four thousand,
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: three hundred feet and number two mentioned nothing about how
• 51:52
  Speaker 4: rough the terrain was. So instead of a five hour hike,
• 51:56
  Speaker 4: the group was at it for fourteen hours. Even after
• 52:00
  Speaker 4: fourteen hours, still needed to be rescued.
• 52:04
  Speaker 1: Sale, here's an idea. Once you realize how rough it is,
• 52:08
  Speaker 1: turn around.
• 52:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's an option.
• 52:10
  Speaker 3: Wait, is that that story with the big backs that
• 52:12
  Speaker 3: were out there hiking and then they got to get
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: air lifted out.
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: I didn't say anything about big backs that I saw,
• 52:17
  Speaker 4: and I didn't see any photos, so I can't I
• 52:19
  Speaker 4: can't confirm that.
• 52:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I cost them like seventy thousand dollars they.
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: Get lifted out where they paid by the pound.
• 52:26
  Speaker 10: You know those those ones that they put on, like
• 52:28
  Speaker 10: the stretcher with the ropes. You know that that hit
• 52:30
  Speaker 10: got spun around.
• 52:31
  Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I wonder what the weight limit is for
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: those I don't know.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: I mean they mean whatever a helicopter can carry.
• 52:36
  Speaker 4: I saw a helicopter. I've never seen a helicopter do
• 52:39
  Speaker 4: this before. They were trimming trees around power lines swinging saw.
• 52:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Oh that's crazy.
• 52:45
  Speaker 4: It's a saw that hangs from a helicopter. It's a
• 52:48
  Speaker 4: big like a like a big chainsaw blade basically, and
• 52:52
  Speaker 4: they trim the trees back to keep them away from
• 52:54
  Speaker 4: the power lines from taking the power lines out when
• 52:56
  Speaker 4: like winds and stuff.
• 52:57
  Speaker 7: Come through an aerial saw.
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: Cool, whoa, that's cool.
• 53:01
  Speaker 1: Those pilots are hero and it's so cool man they
• 53:05
  Speaker 1: do that well.
• 53:06
  Speaker 4: This next failed story is from Florida with this guy
• 53:07
  Speaker 4: he got pulled over which wouldn't have been the big
• 53:09
  Speaker 4: deal except for the fact that he wasn't supposed to
• 53:11
  Speaker 4: be driving in the first place on a kanda.
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: His license was suspended. Oh so, all right, man, think quick,
• 53:18
  Speaker 1: got it? I mean the passenger, we're gonna switch seats
• 53:22
  Speaker 1: before the cop realizes what's up. They'll never see. They
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: did switch.
• 53:25
  Speaker 4: But what he forgot to do was put the car
• 53:27
  Speaker 4: in park, and he left it in reverse, and so
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: when he switched seats, the car rolled back right into
• 53:34
  Speaker 4: the cop car. At that point, he figured he was
• 53:37
  Speaker 4: out of option, so he took off on foot.
• 53:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what.
• 53:40
  Speaker 4: But the cop was faster and ran him down. Now
• 53:43
  Speaker 4: here's a clip from the bodycam footage.
• 53:46
  Speaker 3: Hey, stay in the car, Stay in the car, Get
• 53:48
  Speaker 3: back in the car.
• 53:49
  Speaker 1: Stop good tae. There he goes running.
• 53:51
  Speaker 5: You're good taste.
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: Here right now?
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: That was it putting cuffs to fail jail idiots? Suspended
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: license ticket? What do you get ticket?
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 54:10
  Speaker 1: Off to jail. What are they going to do? Take
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: away your license? Exactly? Uh.
• 54:17
  Speaker 4: This next one is out of Ohio where the police
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: they were responding to a domestic violence call. They show
• 54:21
  Speaker 4: up to the apartment where they were greeted by a dog. Now,
• 54:25
  Speaker 4: this wasn't a nice dog, which no surprise, trashy people
• 54:28
  Speaker 4: who draw attention from the cops usually have trashy and
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: garbage dogs. The dog tried to attack one of the officers,
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: so the officer pulled out his gun and took a
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: shot at the dugan. He missed, Well, he missed the dog.
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: Somebody else got it.
• 54:45
  Speaker 19: At some point the dog had some type of interaction
• 54:48
  Speaker 19: with the officers, and we know at least one officer
• 54:51
  Speaker 19: discharged their firearm, accidentally striking.
• 54:54
  Speaker 1: The other officer. It was the cop friendly fire.
• 55:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah, the cop was taken to the hospital. He's gonna
• 55:04
  Speaker 4: be okay. The department is vestigating the incident.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: I don't even know what they were thinking, because pible
• 55:10
  Speaker 3: is usually capt bullets in their mouth and then the
• 55:12
  Speaker 3: spit of.
• 55:12
  Speaker 1: Mouth, you know. And it's funny, I didn't say anything
• 55:15
  Speaker 1: about a pitbull. Yeah, how dare you?
• 55:16
  Speaker 3: It was.
• 55:18
  Speaker 1: Exactly whatever that thing that Gina's got as your.
• 55:22
  Speaker 7: Wife just called her that little cotton headed bitch.
• 55:26
  Speaker 9: I was dying laughing because I was texting with her
• 55:29
  Speaker 9: and I was like, oh, I took her a puppy school,
• 55:31
  Speaker 9: and she was exhausted after being terrorized by the bigger
• 55:34
  Speaker 9: dogs and your wife. And I thought, she's like, oh baby,
• 55:37
  Speaker 9: she could the tables have turned your little cotton headed bitch.
• 55:42
  Speaker 4: Well because she's been terrorizing you. Yes, yeah, so my
• 55:45
  Speaker 4: wife is taking your side. I know she's defended.
• 55:48
  Speaker 7: I was dying. That's exactly what it is.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: I hear one more story and then we'll wrap up.
• 55:54
  Speaker 4: This is in Vegas. The street Performer got attacked by
• 55:57
  Speaker 4: some random dude. But the street performer got the last
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: laugh because the guy hurt himself while he was attacking
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: this dar So he hurt him self attacking somebody good
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: to the point where they had to call an ambulance.
• 56:09
  Speaker 4: And my favorite part the street Performer, being the professional
• 56:12
  Speaker 4: that he is, he rapped about it while the cops
• 56:16
  Speaker 4: and the e MTS took this guy away. So again,
• 56:19
  Speaker 4: this is the street Performer. He's doing a rap as
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: they're taking the I think he like tore his knee
• 56:25
  Speaker 4: or something.
• 56:25
  Speaker 1: Did something.
• 56:26
  Speaker 4: I think he uh, Gina's husband his knee. Yeah, he
• 56:30
  Speaker 4: ANDed it.
• 56:32
  Speaker 18: Yeah, an ambulance to night, and the ambulance night to
• 56:40
  Speaker 18: hit the hospitals.
• 56:41
  Speaker 5: He just tours me.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: I'm the brother on the microphone, feeling out the beach,
• 56:45
  Speaker 1: trying to punch me and failed. Get you bro, the
• 56:53
  Speaker 1: brother taking pictures though, that's a true story.
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: Hommy was tripping.
• 56:57
  Speaker 6: I'm the brother, Michael phone.
• 56:59
  Speaker 5: Make him listen.
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna look for that guy and give him
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: a tip.
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I forget that guy. What's the name of the
• 57:13
  Speaker 4: guy who goes around He does freestyles with everybody.
• 57:15
  Speaker 1: He's really good. Yeah, Harry Matt that guy's awesome. That's great.
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: Off to the hospital and then off to jail. We're
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: gonna take a quick break more what the show is
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: coming up next? Chef Swoop is here this morning.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, with his most.
• 57:31
  Speaker 1: Challenging dish to date.
• 57:36
  Speaker 7: Something.
• 57:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: We have challenged Chef Swoop to make something really difficult
• 57:41
  Speaker 4: that not just anybody can do.
• 57:43
  Speaker 1: Bring in the pros, ladies and gentlemen. Look, who's here.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Is our favorite preparer.
• 57:56
  Speaker 1: Of food.
• 57:58
  Speaker 3: Our in studio chef going on.
• 58:00
  Speaker 1: Gosh, chef, how you living?
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Dog?
• 58:07
  Speaker 1: Great? Bring that kind of energy. I haven't seen you.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: I haven't seen you like commiserating on social media all
• 58:15
  Speaker 4: that much. I figured things are just so good.
• 58:18
  Speaker 1: Yeah, things are actually pretty great. Man.
• 58:21
  Speaker 20: I uh procured a job allocating wholesale spices for large
• 58:26
  Speaker 20: restaurant corporation.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: Nice.
• 58:29
  Speaker 20: I am on a monthly retainer which covers all of
• 58:32
  Speaker 20: my life bills, and I get commissioned. So I am
• 58:36
  Speaker 20: just you know, buzzing around the LA area looking for
• 58:38
  Speaker 20: people who need to buy five hundred pounds.
• 58:41
  Speaker 1: You need to look at hear somezzling over there. Oh yeah,
• 58:44
  Speaker 1: we're just making yeah, okay, ma baby all yeah.
• 58:48
  Speaker 4: So we we decided it's because we've been debating about
• 58:51
  Speaker 4: mac and cheese on the show recently, Craft mac and
• 58:54
  Speaker 4: Cheese Valveda. Now we have a very professional this guy.
• 58:59
  Speaker 4: He's a professional chef. He's been on TV, on the
• 59:01
  Speaker 4: Food Network, Beat Bobby and more. He's also a private chef.
• 59:05
  Speaker 4: He's got a catering service. Uh, and he's here Tod
• 59:07
  Speaker 4: on the Woody Show making Kraft macaroni and cheese and
• 59:12
  Speaker 4: Velveda out of the box.
• 59:15
  Speaker 1: Yes, I did make Velvida and Craft. Now we also
• 59:18
  Speaker 1: had him prepare his own and cheese. It is marvelous. Yeah.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: Now between the two, the Craft and the Velveta, if
• 59:26
  Speaker 4: you had to choose, I mean, chefs will never go.
• 59:29
  Speaker 1: With something like that, please, But if you had to
• 59:31
  Speaker 1: choose which one would you go?
• 59:32
  Speaker 10: All right?
• 59:33
  Speaker 20: So you know I grew up in the hood, you
• 59:36
  Speaker 20: know what I'm saying. So we had both Easy Mac
• 59:39
  Speaker 20: and Velvida. What I would do when my parents wouldn't
• 59:42
  Speaker 20: be around is take the Velveda cheese out and use
• 59:47
  Speaker 20: the easy Mac powder and double down.
• 59:53
  Speaker 1: Some fabulous.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: That's something we have not heard about tripping. That's good.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 4: Use what you got to you get what you want.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: As a chef, obviously you would do more of the
• 1:00:04
  Speaker 4: where you bake it, right.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 20: Yeah, So the mac that I actually made is like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 20: a traditional like baked mac, like type of mac. Do
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 20: you guys bring and be invited to the cookout?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 4: Because you know when blood starts to rush down to
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 4: my nethers is when I see a video from a
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 4: barbecue place and they're making a giant that where they're
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: almost stirring the macaroni noodles with the cheese, the sauce
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 4: or whatever they used to make their sauce with almost
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: like a boat or.
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 1: Yea, yeah, I'm like god, that looks so good. Yeah.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 20: I mean at my own restaurant, I would do about
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 20: forty four quarts of cheese sauce, so we would be
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 20: very large.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 4: But the cheese sauce you made from scratch ya robas, Like,
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 4: how do you make it so it becomes more that
• 1:00:46
  Speaker 4: cheese sauce and doesn't become that stringy?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 1: So how do you do that?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 20: So I make a roo bass, which is the equal
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 20: parts of fat and flour. So I just use butter
• 1:00:56
  Speaker 20: and flour to cook that down, and then I add
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 20: heavy cream to that, and the root into the heavy
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 20: cream until it gets to the thickness that you want
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 20: for the cheese sauce, and then shredded. Then you add
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 20: your shredded cheese. Yeah, I added, I went with till
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 20: the moon, so I went with a sharp shudders, and
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 20: then I also did a cave aged grewrere. Actually it's
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 20: very coful, so I shaved that on the top, and
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 20: then a little bit of palm as well, a nice
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 20: little cheese crustal.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 4: Hey, uh, you grab those headphones you can hear this clip.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 4: I want to get I want to get your take
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: on this because now that you're working for the seasoning people. Okay,
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 4: so uh, this is a guy who claims that white
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 4: people don't know how to season food. I concur Yeah,
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 4: what was what was the what was the challenge you
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 4: had to do? It was on one of the shows
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 4: you the potato salad. Oh yeah, I had to make
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 4: the whitest dish ever that.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 1: That looked good?
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 20: It was what for people who hadn't heard that and
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 20: remind us I basically made a Waldorf salad. Essentially, it's
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 20: like potatoes with grapes like yellow.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: Weren't you just asking in the office the other day
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: what was the what was the salad?
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 3: And we were thinking of.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 1: It's like marshmallow. It is a hodgepodge of ingredientes if
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 1: you will.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I like it.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: It's called salad.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 4: And then I brought up the strawberry pretzel salade so good.
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 3: So yeah, it's a Viking dish. I've never heard of this.
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: The Midwest Boston Celtic that I think.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: I don't know, dude' it's it's Missouri and Pennsylvania and
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: like all my family in those states, I mean, I
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: was just, uh man, where was I?
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: And they had I know what it was.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 4: Sarah's is in Pittsburgh at the ice cream parlor. They
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 4: had a strawberry pretzel salad ice cream flavor. Yes, So
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 4: I had chunks of pretzel in there and strawberry and everything.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Else, and it was really good. That's a salad.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 1: No, it's not a salad.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 7: And the one we made it was always fancy. It
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: had walnuts in it with pets.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 1: Sure.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, all right, So here, let's see if you agree
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 4: or dis what you already well, you know, yeah, but
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 4: let's see if you're on board what he says.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: This isn't a black person thing. To dude, it's white
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 3: people never season their food.
• 1:03:25
  Speaker 5: You can tell about the black dudes facing the bat.
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 5: She looks piste.
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 3: Off because white people don't know how to season food.
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: That is more of a black person thing.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:03:41
  Speaker 4: So it's like shows this white dude trying to cook
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: a seafood boil man. Yeah, so he wrote the song
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: about white people don't know how to season food. Yeah,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: so I like salt is pretty much like that's the extent.
• 1:03:53
  Speaker 20: Of it's unfortunate. Let me ask you guys, this question.
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 20: Is black access Is black pepper spicy?
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: I don't like it.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: I love I love it.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 1: I wouldn't call it it's sharp. No, it's not like
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: you're looking at me.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 20: It has more like a dirt flavor. To me like
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 20: like black pepper. Yeah, like like course black pepper. Have
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 20: you ever gotten a sensation of this is? I just
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 20: don't prefer the taste, Okay, okay, okay, Yeah, I like it. Yeah,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 20: salt and pepper is immensely basic and standard, and I
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 20: would implore you to use like some garlic or us
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 20: made addition to though, right.
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  Speaker 10: Well, yeah, in fact, and I like when they say, like,
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 10: this is just a five ingredient food and they didn't
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 10: even count the salt and pepper, because like that's not.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 1: Shouldn't because it's just like, why are we even talking
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 1: an adult and season? All right, how's the how's the
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 1: back and trees coming together? Everything is ready?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: Okay, I tell you what. Let's all right, let's let's
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: take the break. He's gonna plate and then uh and
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 4: then we'll see. In fact, we're gonna have somebody do
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 4: a blind taste test. This is gonna be the most
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 4: challenging one yet. Blind taste tests to see if they
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 4: can identify because we have a professional chef, which one
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 4: is craft, which one is velveta, and which is the
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: one that the professional chef made from scratch? Will will
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 4: the person blindfolded be able to tell it's really a
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 4: crap shoot.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 20: Yeah, I don't know how possible you'd be able to
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 20: tell the difference. Your culinary prowess is at steak and
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 20: we'll put.
• 1:05:25
  Speaker 4: These white pallettes to test. That's next with Chefs Swoop
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: here on the wood Show, How You.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Woody Show?
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 4: We got a text came in over to two to
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 4: nine eight seven says they're currently on a plane to
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 4: Chicago and the dude in front of them is just
• 1:05:46
  Speaker 4: farting up a storm. That's Ivory.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 1: Check it in on the text. You can check in
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 1: with us over to two to nine eight seven.
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  Speaker 4: Chefs Swoop is here for bookings Swoop Kitchen s w
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: o o P kitchen dot com. You can also find
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 4: them on Instagram at chef Underscore Swoop. And Yeah, so
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 4: you still doing the things where you can make the
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 4: reservations and you get some friends together and come over,
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 4: come over to your place.
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 1: We're actually having supper club tomorrow. What's on the menu
• 1:06:17
  Speaker 1: for tomorrow tomorrow?
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  Speaker 20: We are going to do a summer tomato salad, cucumber
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 20: smoke yogurt basel oil.
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  Speaker 3: I think I'm going to pass on that one. Hit
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: me up on the next.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, but that's just the beginning to start. You know,
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 1: I'm going to do fried fish and grits with a
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 1: with a old Bay holidays. What kind of what kind
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: of fish is it? I'm gonna do catfish. Yeah, now
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 1: you lost me catfish. It doesn't like I'm not a
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: catfish guy. Yeah, I mean I if I can find
• 1:06:50
  Speaker 1: some nice red snapper, then I'll just snap all right.
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  Speaker 3: I do love some snapper.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you love.
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  Speaker 20: Red pudding. But I'm gonna get them some Harry's berries.
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 20: Harry's berries very expensive. Strawberries are delicious.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: All right.
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 4: Well, if you are interested in one of these bookings.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: If somebody books is just what you decide to make
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 4: or that, can they make a request.
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  Speaker 20: Well I make I make the menu and send it
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 20: out ahead of time for people who make their reservation,
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  Speaker 20: and then if there are any dietary restrictions or anything
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 20: like that, then okay modification.
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so it's a food experience.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 1: Yes, Let's say you're home alone and you made dinner
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  Speaker 1: for yourself.
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  Speaker 3: Do you plate it nice?
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 1: I still played it nice? Yeah me too. Yeah, I
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: try I still try to.
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  Speaker 20: I mean I get paid to do it for other people,
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 20: but I still enjoy doing it for myself because I
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 20: deserve it.
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  Speaker 4: About this, let me ask you this. Greg will get
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 4: takeout and you'll get the takeout containers. He'll bring it
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 4: home and he'll plate it.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, you're tripping. I'm getting you eat with
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 1: your eyes. Indeed you do, but not and it's a container,
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: all right.
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: Chef Swoop is here, and we really put him to
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: the test. He's made some crazy things when he's come
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: in here, and you've seen the videos. I'm sure if
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: you were on our social media before and you saw
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: the stuff that that he has made. But today, we've
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 4: been debating a lot about mac and cheese here recently,
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 4: and Menace is a big, big fan of mac and
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 4: cheese in general.
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 1: So we have him with the blindfold on.
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  Speaker 4: Yes, now, Menace, this is gonna be almost impossible to
• 1:08:20
  Speaker 4: tell because this is a professional chef. It's not like
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  Speaker 4: we made this stuff. A professional chef. Swoop made craft
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: mac and Cheesevelvita mac and cheese, and then his own
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: homemade mac and cheese. The Chef Swoop homemade mac and cheese. Now, Menace,
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: you're gonna take a bite of each and you're gonna
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 4: see if you can correctly identify which is which?
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: All right? Well, and again the poo poo are on
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  Speaker 1: the text saying they can easily tell the difference.
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  Speaker 3: No problem. I don't think it's that easy, do you, Greg, I.
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 1: Do think it's that easy, but absolutely not. I know
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  Speaker 1: which one I would prefer. I threw a bit of
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: a monkey wrench in there.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, because I don't know if you know makes it?
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  Speaker 3: Did you it up?
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: I so?
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  Speaker 20: I I there's I don't want to say what I did,
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 20: but there's a there's a monkey wrenching there. You might
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 20: not be able to figure out the difference between. Really,
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  Speaker 20: you should be able to distinguish you should I'm counting
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  Speaker 20: on you to be able to distinguish mine. If you
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 20: fumble on that, then it's just like you're in the
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 20: wind fan.
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  Speaker 3: He doesn't make my recipe of mac and cheese with
• 1:09:28
  Speaker 3: the craft Are you a craft guy?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: I mean based on the blindfold, I should have assumed that, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's a craft guy. But he doesn't use any milk.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: He just goes all butter, all butter. Yeah? All right, men?
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  Speaker 3: You ready?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? All right? The number one Sammy, you might have
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 1: to help mountain.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 3: This is this play in front of me?
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's just one.
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  Speaker 4: You might you might need like spoon it for him
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 4: or something, Samy, you can't see. All right, So here's
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: here's the first one. You got it, I got it,
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 4: And make sure you describe the flavor to everybody.
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  Speaker 19: All right, all right, Uh it's barely cheesy, barely Cheesye,
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 19: it's a little bit.
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 20: Uh take take another bike. Yeah it has uh you
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 20: can get in there, help him out, help him out.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 1: There do feel like.
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 3: I'm getting set up because the way you're like giggling
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: it was something like getting something weird.
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 4: And absolutely there's there's nothing weird. Samy's just giving like
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: a Samy sized bike, like you know, give him.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 7: Like a you literally put like a shovelful on that fork.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 1: He's yeah, all right, Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: It has a lot of texture to it. Yeah, it's
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: you know, it's all right, all right, Yeah, okay, it's
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 3: all right, very far.
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  Speaker 20: Yeah, they've all been this has been sitting for like
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 20: ten minutes, so it's all just like all right, all.
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  Speaker 1: Right, here's the next one. All right, next next one.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: So that was flavor behind it, all right?
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 1: That was that was number one, number two.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 7: Ying to help you, Greg, Why don't you that's good?
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 1: That's good, all right, that's the number two.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, the initial bite is good, but then it
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 3: gets awful, So that's definitely velveta for sure.
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: You think number two is velveta for sure? That I know.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: The flavor just goes downhill, like immediately, like when I
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: first hits your mouth, they're like, oh, this is good.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know if I've ever taken the bite of
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 1: any Mac and cheese were my first.
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  Speaker 3: My first sound that I make is yeah, initially it
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 3: tastes good, and then the flavor goes downhill.
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 1: Okay, okay, now this fork is preloaded for you, all right.
• 1:11:44
  Speaker 1: And then number three Mac and Cheese Blind Taste Test
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  Speaker 1: number three, all right, here we go.
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 3: Mmm, well that's definitely that's craft. But it's made wrong.
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  Speaker 7: I'm cold, it's not butter.
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: What do you mean? I say?
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: Out of all out of all three, the first one
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: was probably the best cheesier.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 3: So is it the first?
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 1: And that what made it the best?
• 1:12:11
  Speaker 3: Uh, the the actual taste of cheese. Okay, but it
• 1:12:16
  Speaker 3: could have been cheesier. The second one tasted like it
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: was velveta, where initially tasted good, but then the flavor
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: just just got weird and gross and chemically. And then
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 3: the third one has to be craft, but just not
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 3: made the way I make it. Okay, not all butter yeah,
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: not flavorful. This is what I how I feel.
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 1: All right, now, tell us how you feel?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, menace, Yeah, number two, that was the one you
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 4: can be most confident on. Number two is absolutely velveta.
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, garbage. Yeah, I disagree, velvet.
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 1: Creamy.
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  Speaker 20: I think it's better when it's hot, and I don't
• 1:13:02
  Speaker 20: think it's necessarily good. I think it's just hot food,
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 20: you know what I'm saying.
• 1:13:05
  Speaker 1: All right?
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 4: And number three you said this was the craft, but
• 1:13:13
  Speaker 4: not made the way that you would normally make it. Yeah,
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 4: number three is indeed craft. And then number one, which
• 1:13:23
  Speaker 4: you said was the best one, was chef swoops homemade creation.
• 1:13:27
  Speaker 20: You were missing the whole top layer of the cheese,
• 1:13:31
  Speaker 20: which is why you're like, I don't taste much chees.
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 1: I was like, get in there, and then you picked
• 1:13:36
  Speaker 1: up the whole plate on a fork.
• 1:13:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know the way they like giggling and stuff.
• 1:13:41
  Speaker 3: I'm like, oh, they put like some lizard onto.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 1: When you take off the blindfold. I'll give you a
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 1: bit of a breakdown. I just preloaded a mega cheesy bite.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 20: Yeah, so you know you're getting like the adult cheese
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 20: on top of right right. Yeah, it's much better, much
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 20: better better.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 1: There you go, you have it. I can't just walk
• 1:14:01
  Speaker 1: out here with a l like you said, you did
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 1: something different. Yeah, so I was. So I was boiling
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 1: all the noodles. I made a big pot of boiling water.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 20: I put the noodles in for my Mac first, and
• 1:14:13
  Speaker 20: then I used a strainer so that I wouldn't have
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 20: to make another pot of boiling water. Then I put
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 20: the Velveta or the easy Mac noodles in, and when
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 20: I went to drain that the noodles from my initial
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 20: Mac were still mixed in with the with the easy man.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 1: That way, so that it could maybe throw him off. Texture. Yeah,
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 1: because like you would identify shells immediately.
• 1:14:38
  Speaker 20: Yeah yeah, yeah, because like mac ones are like, you know,
• 1:14:41
  Speaker 20: little little straight like you know, dudes or whatever.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 1: By the way, we never thought there's going to be
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 1: a super.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 4: Never supposed to be so because Velveta is very distinctive
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 4: and got the shells and then very craft I'm.
• 1:14:56
  Speaker 13: Very judgy time I bring a stick of butter and
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 13: make the yes you do have you do have some
• 1:15:05
  Speaker 13: more of your homemade mac and change for the rest
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 13: of us.
• 1:15:09
  Speaker 4: So we're gonna eat that during the break, you guys
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 4: listen to commercials, and then when we come back, we're
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 4: gonna play the d U y Q. You want to
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: hang around for the day like that game, right, all right,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 4: So d U y Q will be next, and then
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 4: and then we have something else for before you leave today.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 4: I got something else I need you you and Vaughan
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 4: specifically for yes, yes, because I mean, you know, I
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 4: don't think it's really I don't think it's really up
• 1:15:31
  Speaker 4: to us. We've done this with a t O Tim
• 1:15:34
  Speaker 4: where we ask him questions and you know, try to
• 1:15:36
  Speaker 4: figure out the answers.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: But we need we need we need Swoop.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: And uh and Vaughan for this one educated you're putting down.
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, we're going. We're going with your expert opinion.
• 1:15:46
  Speaker 4: Yeah sure, yeah, because I think we're gonna be a little.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 3: Too biased.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 1: On this show.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 3: Okay, great, all right.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 4: Nothing else is Yeah, he doesn't coming here for free.
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 4: We we we pay and people always wonder like, man,
• 1:15:58
  Speaker 4: you guys get his services for free.
• 1:15:59
  Speaker 1: Now now, yeah, no, that was me being for Sea.
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 1: I definitely get paid. They paid me. Yeah, all right,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 1: so we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back.
• 1:16:07
  Speaker 3: D u i Q is next.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 10: There was this model, this legit fitness model that I
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 10: worked with, and he was super hot, and so I
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 10: thought like it would be the ultimate power move to
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 10: bang him, and I did.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 7: And then instead of him telling.
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 10: Everyone, I told everyone because I thought that would make
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 10: me look cool, and it caused a ton of problems,
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 10: and then he got fired.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 1: I forgot about that story.
• 1:16:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah it happened.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 4: You're young, ye, Depending on how old of the fella
• 1:16:36
  Speaker 4: you are, it might be worth it, you know. Oh
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 4: you take the risk like you're gonna get laid but
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 4: there's a risk you might get fired a few times.
• 1:16:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah he got laid off. Yeah, I mean come on, right,
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 4: see you ask good one.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: That's a good one.
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 1: That is a good one. I mean, come on. Chef
• 1:16:53
  Speaker 1: Swoop is here and he's gonna join us for this
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 1: round of.
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 4: Our dumb ass contest, which, of course it's a Friday,
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 4: So today's domes contest is the eu Q eight seven
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 4: seven four. What he is? The phone number call in
• 1:17:08
  Speaker 4: be our contestant, Sea Bass, explaining the way the game works.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 3: Everybody, please, I.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: Ask a very drunk person so easy trivia questions, trivia
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 1: questions that you would say, this is ridiculous. Everyone knows
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 1: this well.
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 4: The game of the DUIQ is, is this person so
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: drunk that they don't know the answer in their drunk state.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 4: If you can guess whether they know the answer two
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: times out of three, you win.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:17:28
  Speaker 4: And just for funzie, we got the guests of Menace
• 1:17:31
  Speaker 4: and Sammy, who is stone cold sober.
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 1: They're gonna be able to get it. All right, We'll
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 1: go to.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: Our contestant and let's see. Let's go to Kevin. Hey,
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: what's good Kevin?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Hey?
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we're gonna play the DUYQ.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 4: Now, before we get to the questions that actually count
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: towards you winning a prize or not, we'll get to
• 1:17:48
  Speaker 4: know the drunk a little bit better. See how with
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 4: it or not with it they are? And who is
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 4: this person?
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 3: Sea Bass?
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: This is Bryant and he is going to tell us
• 1:17:55
  Speaker 4: about all the stuff he's doing to celebrate something special.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: All right, here's Brian.
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 5: We're celebrating my cousin's birthday. She turned twenty four. It's lit.
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 5: So we've been in about three clubs already.
• 1:18:07
  Speaker 1: And what are you get to drink tonight?
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 5: Hennessy?
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 18: I like Hennessy and pineapple, Hennessy canberry, Hennessy and red Bull,
• 1:18:18
  Speaker 18: or Hennessy and coke.
• 1:18:21
  Speaker 1: We're talking about coca cola, not cocaine.
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 5: Right, A little bit of cocaine.
• 1:18:26
  Speaker 1: Just a few lines, just a few nothing crazy, just
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 1: just a few lines.
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 3: Is anybody doing hypnotic anymore with tennessee?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: Oh?
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 1: Incredible? Hulks yea, what is it?
• 1:18:36
  Speaker 7: What is that?
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 1: Hypnot algic?
• 1:18:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah? And then you don't see it anywhere else?
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 1: But what does that mean?
• 1:18:43
  Speaker 3: It's like a blue liquor.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 1: It's a beverage that used to get served in the club.
• 1:18:47
  Speaker 3: Oh so it's not a Hennessy mixer.
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 20: Well, it's Hennessy and hypnotic and hypnotic. Is a blue
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 20: liqure bottle? Yeah, it's like sky blue and colored. Greg
• 1:18:57
  Speaker 20: and I weren't getting out.
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 1: I thought that was the end result was called the.
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 20: Beverage called incredible because when you pour Hennessy into hypnotics
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 20: and then you drink it and.
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 3: You go crazy.
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 1: I want to try that, all right? Well, Kevin, that
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: is Bryant and are you ready for question number one? Yes, sir,
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 1: let's do it, all right?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 5: D U y Q.
• 1:19:19
  Speaker 4: What state's postal abbreviation is a K O cypris zil
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 4: a to the mother F and K Homeboy early nineties rap, Well,
• 1:19:32
  Speaker 4: I mean black Sunday. Come on, come on, guys, classic uh, Bryant, No, Sammy, yes,
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 4: Menace No.
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  Speaker 1: I'm kind of thinking triple no, triple no. I'm trying
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 1: to think of these people if they have both been
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 1: to this yet.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 20: All right, I think we're I'm gonna go two out
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 20: of three. I think I think I think Sammy's got it.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 4: You think Sammy's got it? And then no for Menace
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 4: and for our drunk person, think menaces got I don't
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 4: think the drunk he's got okay, So okay, So you
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 4: think Sammy and Menace both have it? Drunk person does not?
• 1:20:09
  Speaker 4: All right, Kevin, what do you.
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 1: Think I'm hoping for a no? For a no? Question
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 1: number one? D U i Q.
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 4: What state's postal abbreviation is a K? Menace Arkansas Arkansas,
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 4: Sammy Alaska? Alaska?
• 1:20:29
  Speaker 3: Is the answer?
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 13: Right?
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 6: I thought it's a trick question.
• 1:20:32
  Speaker 15: Congratulations, We did try to throw you off because he.
• 1:20:36
  Speaker 1: Knows we've been there. I like to point out that
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 1: what he's referenced a to the K is a Cypresshill
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 1: song that promotes gun use. So that's a great song. Yeah,
• 1:20:48
  Speaker 1: that song, that's a good song. Cress Hill.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: Shout out to Cypres Hill.
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, getting guns up in the community. Not all right?
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 4: Kevin said that Brian wouldn't get it. Question number one
• 1:21:01
  Speaker 4: for the d u y Q. What state's postal abbreviation
• 1:21:05
  Speaker 4: is a K Arkansas.
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 5: My family is from Louis, Arkansas, so I didn knew
• 1:21:11
  Speaker 5: that one Arkansas. I should definitely see the dams and
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 5: the rivers. There's not too much to do outside of
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 5: that except for drugs.
• 1:21:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I want to party with her time.
• 1:21:26
  Speaker 1: She didn't get it, but hey, congratulations, you're on the
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 1: board here.
• 1:21:29
  Speaker 3: Kevin.
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 1: With your first point, you only need one more in
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 1: order to win this round of the d uy Q.
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 1: Question number two, the TV program Gigante translates to what
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 1: in English triple no menaces? The TV program Gigante translates
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 1: to what in English? Okay, Yeah, I was, I was.
• 1:21:52
  Speaker 1: I was wipening up for you know, saying okay, I
• 1:21:55
  Speaker 1: was like for Brandt I do love. That's my favorite.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: I do my announcer voice, but that's the only one.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 1: An Let's see what I say.
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: No for Bryant, no for.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 12: Both.
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, let's let's triple know.
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 7: I'm also triple you're triple knowing?
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 1: You say trip, you say triple No? All right, Kevin,
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 1: what do you think? Yes? No, triple no? What do
• 1:22:19
  Speaker 1: you think? I gotta go?
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: No?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 1: Question number two d u i Q the TV program
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 1: Sa Gigante translates to what in English.
• 1:22:31
  Speaker 3: Made I'm going mister super, mister super?
• 1:22:41
  Speaker 1: It just sounds wrong. I don't know, all right? Uh?
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 3: And then what about you? Sammy Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night.
• 1:22:48
  Speaker 7: That's that's halfway there, Yeah, Saturday.
• 1:22:52
  Speaker 1: Look at that Sammy out on the streets. Yeah all right.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 1: So Question number two do u i Q TV program
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 1: The Gigante translates to what in English?
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 5: Let's have a guitarme me for me to have a
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 5: good time.
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 18: I'm always dancing, turn taking shots of Hennessy, Remy, anything
• 1:23:13
  Speaker 18: dark Cone, Yet you fit me?
• 1:23:15
  Speaker 5: Turned that Cavassier.
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 3: You feel maybe an ecstasy?
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 7: Okay, before you give the answer, can I ask a question?
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 1: Will be okay?
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 7: What would gigante mean gigante giant or I mean you
• 1:23:36
  Speaker 7: said giant gigantic.
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: Being gigantic, Yeah, gigantic.
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 7: Saturday, Saturday gigantic.
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 3: It's not making sense like.
• 1:23:45
  Speaker 10: Big Saturday gigantic Satday adjective certain languages after that's it Saturday.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 1: Are you not getting no, very confused. That's a TV show,
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 1: very famous, only the most famous Spanish language TV show ever. Oh,
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know if that was on in the Sammy
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: household at the beach house fair, Sammy, this this, this
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 1: question was not the cloud on you. It's for menace. Oh,
• 1:24:14
  Speaker 1: that one was a menace question.
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 4: You should have known all men should have known as
• 1:24:18
  Speaker 4: a man now I see where he's going with as
• 1:24:20
  Speaker 4: a man in the streets.
• 1:24:21
  Speaker 1: Mena should have known married woman? Yeah he speaks, Yeah, mena.
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 3: Should have known that.
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 1: That Okay, So Sammy, that was not that was not
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: to point.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 4: Out it wasn't like some Patriots questions. But he was
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 4: the head coach of the New Page. Well, Kevin, guess
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 4: what man, you did it?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 1: You are the winner this round of the.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: Congratulations. Kevin is Don Francisco on that TV show?
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 9: Have a.
• 1:24:51
  Speaker 3: That Don Francisco?
• 1:24:53
  Speaker 1: Now is this uh? No, I'm just asking Don Francis
• 1:24:57
  Speaker 1: Nissey retire a few years ago. Amy gave me the line. Okay,
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 1: I don't know if he threw that out there.
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 3: It's like a way to try to like, uh no,
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 3: I'm just asking. Okay, you're retired in twenty fifteen. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:25:11
  Speaker 3: but is Don Francisco on that show? He was?
• 1:25:14
  Speaker 1: He was on that show?
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: Okay, take that, I know Don Francisco.
• 1:25:18
  Speaker 1: Alright, well, Kevin, hang on one second, man, we'll get
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 1: your information.
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 4: Question number three and we got one more, which he
• 1:25:24
  Speaker 4: didn't need to win the prize, but just for funzies,
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 4: Question number three in the d uy.
• 1:25:27
  Speaker 1: Q, name any Soviet leader ever ever?
• 1:25:34
  Speaker 3: Alright, double yes? What's the actual title? Is it?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 1: Is it president?
• 1:25:39
  Speaker 3: Let me look it up? I don't know.
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 1: Double yes.
• 1:25:41
  Speaker 3: Present in the room for menace and for Sammy.
• 1:25:45
  Speaker 1: No, for our party girl brow really yeah, our party girls.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 7: This is party boy by the way, right a boy?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 4: That's right?
• 1:25:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, come on, that's not that's not on us.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 1: I'm gonna go triple now again, not going that.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: It's a good thing.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 4: Amount a blind man asking give a description to the cops.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 2: Kid.
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: There's this woman here.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 1: I feel like Kelly.
• 1:26:09
  Speaker 20: If you guys got this, it's blatantly obvious, right, you
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 20: would think one would think.
• 1:26:15
  Speaker 7: I'm going to do my perfect streak of triple No real.
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 1: All right, let's see question number three, d U I Q.
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 1: How many Soviet leader ever?
• 1:26:26
  Speaker 3: Miss uh Gorbratrough? What is his name?
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 1: Gorbiotrough, garbitrovl Gorby? Alright, Sammy Vladimir Putin.
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 4: You would think that would be close after right after
• 1:26:43
  Speaker 4: the Soviet is a really bad that's the That's the
• 1:26:46
  Speaker 4: one that you would think that would be the first
• 1:26:48
  Speaker 4: thing that people would say.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 1: But it's not the Soviet Union. It's just Russia.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 4: I know.
• 1:26:52
  Speaker 1: But I thought that it would still like carry over
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 1: the thing, like whatever, Yeah, carryover Soviet Union.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 4: He wishes, he wishes. Fun fact, they were mostly called
• 1:27:00
  Speaker 4: the General Secretary and Stalin. Yeah exactly. But Garbert Trip
• 1:27:04
  Speaker 4: Garbert true Trough was the only one that actually took
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 4: the title of president as well.
• 1:27:10
  Speaker 3: Ye, who's the Oh yeah, Lennon, that guy.
• 1:27:13
  Speaker 1: He started it. Yeah, he was the bad one, right,
• 1:27:16
  Speaker 1: The rest were awesome. If you're asking me, I say,
• 1:27:19
  Speaker 1: they're all bad. Was the one that was considered on
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 1: the wall.
• 1:27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he made peace.
• 1:27:25
  Speaker 1: Question number three d u i q name any Soviet
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: leader ever.
• 1:27:30
  Speaker 12: God damn, I.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 5: Remember this from high school.
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 18: But no are they from India for their fag.
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 4: Taken hold of him famously and again that's to him,
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 4: dare you Oh my gosh, my bad hommy.
• 1:27:48
  Speaker 1: See I did to say, dude, like that's a weird
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 1: name for a chick.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 3: Brian he thought, that's how you played the d u
• 1:27:56
  Speaker 3: i q.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 4: Everybody, We're going take a quick break and then, uh,
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 4: we've got something else for chef swoop?
• 1:28:03
  Speaker 3: Who is here?
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 1: I am here? So Greg, do you want to give
• 1:28:06
  Speaker 1: a review.
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 4: And cheese?
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, you're the chef's swoop.
• 1:28:10
  Speaker 1: I'm not the best of describing, but I yes, you really,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 1: you know you do it?
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 3: Can you do it as a good bad?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:28:16
  Speaker 1: It's definitely. It definitely has a firm but creamy mouthfeel.
• 1:28:21
  Speaker 3: The grere greere has, like.
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 8: You pointed out, a very adult flavor. This is an
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 8: adult mac and cheese because it gives a nuttiness to
• 1:28:34
  Speaker 8: it in a way, the cave a hint of funk
• 1:28:37
  Speaker 8: to it.
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 1: Which is good.
• 1:28:39
  Speaker 8: And it just and I say this as a positive
• 1:28:44
  Speaker 8: a positive adjective, not negative. It has not a grit
• 1:28:48
  Speaker 8: but almost like how when you put the what's the
• 1:28:52
  Speaker 8: shaky cheese?
• 1:28:54
  Speaker 1: Thank you? When you put the parmese on, it has
• 1:28:56
  Speaker 1: a little bit of a grit to it. Yeah, yeah, right,
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 1: and that adds to it and baking it obviously the
• 1:29:01
  Speaker 1: top as Gina pointed out, like you know, it's homemade.
• 1:29:05
  Speaker 7: And like everything Swoop makes its very mouth melty.
• 1:29:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's perfection.
• 1:29:11
  Speaker 20: If you if you ever take a bite of a
• 1:29:13
  Speaker 20: piece of parmesan or like a grewere or anything like that,
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 20: like a harder She's like that, you'll notice that same grit.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 7: In Yes, I love that, like in a white cheddar.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 1: I love that it's not like a salt crystal. But
• 1:29:26
  Speaker 1: it's just like that's what I said.
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: I said, text your.
• 1:29:30
  Speaker 1: I mean, explain it. I did. Yeah, apparently doing it
• 1:29:36
  Speaker 1: it was a pretty lackluster compliment. I can't leave with that.
• 1:29:40
  Speaker 4: I was like, Chef Swoop, you can do your booking
• 1:29:48
  Speaker 4: by going to Swoop Kitchen dot com, s w o
• 1:29:51
  Speaker 4: O P Kitchen dot com at chef underscore Swoop on Instagram.
• 1:29:56
  Speaker 1: I'm bringing him and Vaughan in on something.
• 1:30:00
  Speaker 4: Kind of like like I said, with Tim and what
• 1:30:03
  Speaker 4: we have for him on this next thing, the whitest
• 1:30:07
  Speaker 4: phrases of all time. Okay, so people are asked, what
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 4: are the whitest white people phrases of all time? And uh,
• 1:30:15
  Speaker 4: and we can all kind of throw some stuff out
• 1:30:17
  Speaker 4: there as the white people in the room, and then
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 4: we'll get the we'll get the take of our two
• 1:30:23
  Speaker 4: African American friends, Vaughn and Chef Swoop.
• 1:30:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys get together and you guys.
• 1:30:29
  Speaker 4: Can give us your power ranking of what you think
• 1:30:31
  Speaker 4: are the whitest man from an outside perspective.
• 1:30:34
  Speaker 20: I got one on the top of my head right now.
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 20: I wish, I wish, I wish more phrases like this
• 1:30:38
  Speaker 20: would come back.
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 4: All right, Well, we'll see what all on the list
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 4: there there's a there's a whole bunch man want two, three, four, five,
• 1:30:44
  Speaker 4: So there's at least twelve love Yeah, yeah, and that's
• 1:30:47
  Speaker 4: coming up next here on the Wood Show.
• 1:30:49
  Speaker 1: Hangoutow, We'll be right back.
• 1:30:54
  Speaker 3: You get an allowance, So how does you know how
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 3: much money had to spend?
• 1:30:57
  Speaker 1: You just spend whatever you wanted.
• 1:30:59
  Speaker 4: But I also love it.
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 15: I wasn't all shopping and stuff, but if I went
• 1:31:03
  Speaker 15: is a movie, so I'd be like, Dad, I'm going
• 1:31:06
  Speaker 15: to the movies, like, that's fine, take the card.
• 1:31:09
  Speaker 7: I know, I hear it now, wie shit.
• 1:31:13
  Speaker 4: Sometimes it takes that, you know, Sometimes it takes seeing
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 4: a picture of yourself to realize just how to control
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 4: you've gotten.
• 1:31:19
  Speaker 3: That's when I told you.
• 1:31:21
  Speaker 4: I went to the hotel and I was getting ready
• 1:31:23
  Speaker 4: to get in the shower, but I had to take
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 4: a dump first. So I sat on the throne. And
• 1:31:27
  Speaker 4: it's one of these like really fancy hotels. It was
• 1:31:29
  Speaker 4: like glass and mirrors all over the place, and I
• 1:31:31
  Speaker 4: caught a glimpse of myself, my big fat jaba self.
• 1:31:34
  Speaker 1: All right. And that's how you that's how you figure
• 1:31:35
  Speaker 1: that stuff out. So maybe it just took you here
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 1: in it, Sammy.
• 1:31:38
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 1:31:39
  Speaker 1: Well, Chef Swoop is here, of course, is here? All right?
• 1:31:43
  Speaker 4: So people are asked, what are the whitest white people
• 1:31:45
  Speaker 4: phrases of all time? Now, I'm I'm gonna give you
• 1:31:48
  Speaker 4: the full list, and then I'm gonna have you guys
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 4: tell me you know which one we'll go down from,
• 1:31:54
  Speaker 4: like you know the whitest too. Actually we can go
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 4: from least white okay to whitest okay. However you guys
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 4: want to theregg or maybe on a scale one to ten.
• 1:32:03
  Speaker 4: I don't care how we do it, because there's so many.
• 1:32:05
  Speaker 4: I don't expect you to remember all of them. But
• 1:32:07
  Speaker 4: are these common phrases?
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: Yes, like Jeez.
• 1:32:10
  Speaker 21: Louise, Louise is easy, peasy, jesus, I don't think I've
• 1:32:19
  Speaker 21: ever heard of black person say that.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 1: You haven't, that's correct.
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 4: Yeah, these are These are white phrases, the whitest white
• 1:32:26
  Speaker 4: people phrases of all time. How about this one when
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 4: someone goes, news flash, buddy.
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 20: News flash, buddies, that's man. Yeah, let's just go on
• 1:32:34
  Speaker 20: a scale of one to ten. I feel like that.
• 1:32:37
  Speaker 1: So here we'll go back to Jess Louise.
• 1:32:38
  Speaker 20: So Jez Louise on a scale on a whiteness scale,
• 1:32:41
  Speaker 20: let's not forget that of one to ten.
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 1: It's gotta be like a seven seven, pretty, you said,
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 1: Jess Louise.
• 1:32:49
  Speaker 20: You guys, when you guys get mad that Jess Louise
• 1:32:51
  Speaker 20: comes out, you better you better watch it.
• 1:32:53
  Speaker 3: Though. I'll definitely say about a seven point five or so.
• 1:32:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's pretty high up there. Seven.
• 1:33:00
  Speaker 4: All right, then the news flash, buddy, news flash, buddy,
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 4: news slash buddy, news flash, Buddy, you're in trouble.
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, let's be a problem.
• 1:33:07
  Speaker 1: Let's bump that. Let's bump that to even eight.
• 1:33:09
  Speaker 3: Eight. Yeah, I agree. How about uh oh yeah, tough guy.
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, tough guy. It doesn't sound threatening, so we're
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 1: just gonna drop that one. Oh yeah, tough guy, Are
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 1: you threatening me?
• 1:33:24
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: I go about a six.
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 20: Let's go, let's go five to five because I'm curious
• 1:33:29
  Speaker 20: about the rest of the list.
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: It's gonna be never a tough guy that says that.
• 1:33:32
  Speaker 1: Never a tough person never says that. Well, look what
• 1:33:36
  Speaker 1: the cat dragged in one? Oh my god, your mom
• 1:33:43
  Speaker 1: never said that. Look what the cat dragon?
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 9: What?
• 1:33:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah, Yo, we don't have cats like that. Look what
• 1:33:49
  Speaker 1: the cat dragon? That's that's pretty up there on the
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 1: on the list of caucas phrases.
• 1:33:54
  Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going seven, seven and a half.
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 1: Let's go all right.
• 1:33:59
  Speaker 3: I I like how you guys are working again.
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 1: I'm looking at von. I'm like, hey, look, we're using
• 1:34:08
  Speaker 1: all right, all right?
• 1:34:09
  Speaker 3: Seven point five?
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, seven point five on that one. All right? How
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 1: about uh oh for crying out loud, man, crying out loud.
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  Speaker 20: I just know the Holy Grail of phrases is on
• 1:34:20
  Speaker 20: this list. But that's that's up there, man crying out loud.
• 1:34:24
  Speaker 20: Let's get let's let's do let's do another five point
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 20: five on that one. That's I can agree with that
• 1:34:29
  Speaker 20: for sure. Five Pretty basic, yeah, pretty basic?
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 1: All right? How about you and what army?
• 1:34:38
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, that's like, yeah guy, oh yeah,
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: tough guy.
• 1:34:44
  Speaker 1: You and what army? Oh yeah, tough guy is usually
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 1: said while we're treating. But you and what army? You're
• 1:34:49
  Speaker 1: standing on ten toes? Okay, let's yeah, let's let's go
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 1: ahead and give that a nine.
• 1:34:53
  Speaker 3: I'll put it.
• 1:34:55
  Speaker 1: That is a that's a white emergency right there, so.
• 1:34:58
  Speaker 3: Crazy of I want all the smoke.
• 1:35:01
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, all right, whitest phrases of all time. Get
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 4: a load of this guy, Get a load of this guy.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 3: It's in there.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 1: The look with the cat dragged down, it's in there.
• 1:35:16
  Speaker 1: Get a load of this man. What do you think?
• 1:35:20
  Speaker 3: Man, that's pretty high up. Honestly, because not many other
• 1:35:23
  Speaker 3: races I would say say that, get a load of
• 1:35:25
  Speaker 3: this guy. I'd give it a high eight.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 1: Eight.
• 1:35:28
  Speaker 20: Five, let's yeah, let's let's go. Let's go nine for
• 1:35:32
  Speaker 20: for for giggles.
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 1: Nine, Can I hit the pause button real quick? How
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 1: would you use the phrase you and what army?
• 1:35:39
  Speaker 7: I don't like, like if I'm going to beat you up,
• 1:35:42
  Speaker 7: you and what are you?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah?
• 1:35:45
  Speaker 1: You and what army? Okay, you've not heard that I have.
• 1:35:49
  Speaker 1: I'm broken out. At some point, I didn't even know
• 1:35:52
  Speaker 1: what I mean in what army?
• 1:35:53
  Speaker 15: What?
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 7: Like it would take an army because you're so weak?
• 1:35:57
  Speaker 1: Okay, now I'm getting I uh, oopsie, Daisy.
• 1:36:06
  Speaker 3: That one.
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's I feel like that's kind of more old
• 1:36:11
  Speaker 1: person in general than.
• 1:36:13
  Speaker 3: Very old person, like not really speaking of Okay for you,
• 1:36:20
  Speaker 3: let's let's go.
• 1:36:21
  Speaker 1: Let's let's go. It's pretty low on scale.
• 1:36:27
  Speaker 3: All right, how about for Pete's sake?
• 1:36:30
  Speaker 20: I feel like I feel like that might be the
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 20: holy grail that we're looking for, because, yeah, it's up there.
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 20: Let's let's let's go nine to five for pizza. For
• 1:36:38
  Speaker 20: Pete's sake, I feel like I got to put my
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 20: hands on my hips when I alright, And who was Pete?
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 1: Never known? Never known?
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 3: Who?
• 1:36:47
  Speaker 1: These guys whitest phrases of all time. I've had it
• 1:36:50
  Speaker 1: up to hear m.
• 1:36:54
  Speaker 3: I've had enough to hear.
• 1:36:55
  Speaker 1: What's your with your malarkey? May you gotta come through it?
• 1:36:58
  Speaker 3: What happened.
• 1:36:59
  Speaker 20: Why community, Where are the white people that that create
• 1:37:03
  Speaker 20: these phrases? There's not enough of you guys.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 4: Malarkey made somewhat of a comeback with Biden because Biden
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 4: said Malarkey a couple of times. Yeah, it kind of
• 1:37:11
  Speaker 4: they kind of got associated with him.
• 1:37:13
  Speaker 1: Cut the malarky.
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so I've had it up to here. Let's goal
• 1:37:17
  Speaker 4: one to ten.
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 20: That's that's let's give that a Let's give that a seven. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 20: how many we got left them? I feel like I'm
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 20: holding out for like the no, we we.
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 1: Have to we have two more.
• 1:37:28
  Speaker 3: We have more.
• 1:37:29
  Speaker 4: And then if you want to add and it's a
• 1:37:30
  Speaker 4: listener or anybody in the room wants to add one
• 1:37:32
  Speaker 4: to the list, we can do that.
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 1: If you like, you're on thin ice, Buster, I thought
• 1:37:36
  Speaker 1: you were going to say bucco. I literally was bucco, Buster,
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 1: But like, you're on thin ice.
• 1:37:41
  Speaker 20: That's a that's a ten for me. That's that's like,
• 1:37:43
  Speaker 20: that's pretty You're never going to hear anyone of color.
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're skating on thin ice there, Buster, Yeah, yeah,
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 1: that is Yeah. I don't.
• 1:37:54
  Speaker 3: Experience with ice, and ice is yeah, ices that's up there.
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 1: That's all right.
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 4: Here, I got one more white is phrases of all time.
• 1:38:04
  Speaker 4: You can't just waltz in here, Manah.
• 1:38:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, here here Kelly's laughing because this was.
• 1:38:17
  Speaker 20: Samy's laughing because it must have it must have hit you,
• 1:38:19
  Speaker 20: like you must have had an experience where you just
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 20: hurt that recently.
• 1:38:22
  Speaker 15: No, I mean, I was just picturing people waltzing would
• 1:38:26
  Speaker 15: be something that they would reference from their lives.
• 1:38:28
  Speaker 4: I don't even know what that is, Wanton, Can you
• 1:38:32
  Speaker 4: just stroll in here?
• 1:38:33
  Speaker 1: You can't just you know, Yeah, no, I know that.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 3: But I'm like, what is Walton.
• 1:38:40
  Speaker 1: Vaults? Yeah, there's a very, It's a ball it's a
• 1:38:44
  Speaker 1: ballroom dance, Yeah it is. It's a lass. I feel
• 1:38:48
  Speaker 1: like that's I feel like only like a teacher or
• 1:38:51
  Speaker 1: principal would say that.
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Really yeah, I have to give like a seven
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 3: and a half.
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, my urgency of whiteness didn't really get triggered. All right,
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 1: that's a that's another seven.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah all right.
• 1:39:00
  Speaker 4: So those are the those are the ones that have
• 1:39:02
  Speaker 4: on the official list. Any Vaughan or Swoop that you
• 1:39:06
  Speaker 4: can think of that definitely are missing on the list.
• 1:39:11
  Speaker 1: Man. So no, I didn't know. I didn't hear malarkey.
• 1:39:17
  Speaker 7: Or skidattle skid daddle?
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 1: Did we think everybody anything involving the word gosh? Maybe
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 1: gee will.
• 1:39:24
  Speaker 6: Ockers, That's what I was about to say that I
• 1:39:26
  Speaker 6: swore that was on the list.
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 7: What about when you get really mad, you're like Jimminy.
• 1:39:30
  Speaker 1: Christmas, Jimminy Christmas. That Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Where
• 1:39:33
  Speaker 1: are the those are like super white? Where are you
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 1: where if you.
• 1:39:38
  Speaker 7: Do something at the same time, Well, that's a kawk.
• 1:39:43
  Speaker 1: Sitting on a lot of a lot of you know
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying. She's empty in the clip right. Yeah?
• 1:39:47
  Speaker 1: Are these coming from the Caucus community from Kansas City.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 7: Yeah, I'll give you these.
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 1: And she's got a whole cast of them.
• 1:39:56
  Speaker 7: And you know, I got a dishful. What about you're
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 7: cruising for a bruiser.
• 1:40:03
  Speaker 3: Cruising that's a good one.
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 1: That's a good that's a good one. Cruising for a bruising.
• 1:40:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, that's gotta go on the officially.
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I think that one might be.
• 1:40:11
  Speaker 7: I think that one is like, you guys really take
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 7: a chill pill.
• 1:40:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yes, and no, that one my mom
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 3: says that.
• 1:40:18
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I was gonna what about.
• 1:40:21
  Speaker 3: I think chill pill was more of a generational thing.
• 1:40:23
  Speaker 3: Was you're gonna say, holy smokes, no, hold your horses,
• 1:40:27
  Speaker 3: hold your horse.
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 1: I agree. I concur this is b in my mind
• 1:40:32
  Speaker 1: right now because I've never even thought about this home. Like,
• 1:40:34
  Speaker 1: I truly have never heard any black people say this. Yeah,
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 1: different worlds instead of hell. Do you ever say h
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 1: h double hockey sticks? Absolutely not.
• 1:40:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, like, hey, because you get smacked for saying that.
• 1:40:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, because because yeah, because when you were a kid,
• 1:40:50
  Speaker 1: you'd want to.
• 1:40:51
  Speaker 3: Say about holy macaroni.
• 1:40:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah. I don't know how we bumbled on that in
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 1: the midst of it.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 4: Goodness, gracious, I'm just looking over the uh, I'm just
• 1:41:09
  Speaker 4: looking over the over the text. Yeah, come on before Yeah,
• 1:41:14
  Speaker 4: a couple of voting here for Shenanigans. Yea smokes, that's fair.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 3: You better scoot on out of here, out of here.
• 1:41:24
  Speaker 1: That's that's that's uh. Yeah, yes, yeah. It sounds like
• 1:41:27
  Speaker 1: a neighbor, like a like a like a male Karen,
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying.
• 1:41:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so here between you're on thin ice Buster, which
• 1:41:37
  Speaker 4: got a ten. Uh, get a load of this guy
• 1:41:40
  Speaker 4: which got a nine. You and one army also got
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 4: a nine nine point five, went to Pete's sake for
• 1:41:48
  Speaker 4: Pete's sake, and then cruising for a bruising. All right,
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 4: so those are one, two, three, Those those are five? Yeah,
• 1:41:56
  Speaker 4: those are those. Those are the top five. During the break,
• 1:41:59
  Speaker 4: you and Vaughn will, yeah, you will get together and
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 4: come up with what you think are the power ranking.
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 4: So one through five, you gotta rank them.
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 20: And whatever we come up with, I implore the listeners
• 1:42:10
  Speaker 20: to use it in real time today and let us
• 1:42:12
  Speaker 20: know how it goes.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you young whipper snappers.
• 1:42:17
  Speaker 4: I'm going by one that's on the text. Was this
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 4: said in Black Households? Was it like, you know, hey,
• 1:42:23
  Speaker 4: you know you wait till so and so gets home?
• 1:42:25
  Speaker 4: You know, like whoever was the discipline?
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 20: Are?
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 1: Yes? Yeah? If I got in trouble, my mom would
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 1: be like, wait till your dad gets home.
• 1:42:30
  Speaker 3: See.
• 1:42:31
  Speaker 4: And for my friend, my friend Ralston, it was his
• 1:42:34
  Speaker 4: dad would say wait till your mom gets home. Because
• 1:42:36
  Speaker 4: she was the one who was going.
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 1: To kick his ass, authoritarian dude. She was scary.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 20: My mom just didn't have the physical ability to do
• 1:42:42
  Speaker 20: it because she's a very small woman. She's like five two,
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 20: so you know, by the time I was getting in
• 1:42:47
  Speaker 20: trouble and they were like, wait till your dad gets home.
• 1:42:49
  Speaker 1: I was like, too big from my mom. I'm catching
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 1: the belt.
• 1:42:53
  Speaker 4: There's a last minute submission Heavens for Betsy.
• 1:42:57
  Speaker 1: Oh, how old is the person who said that they
• 1:43:00
  Speaker 1: know how to use technology? There's a whole country.
• 1:43:03
  Speaker 12: Right now that's on the radio.
• 1:43:05
  Speaker 15: That's a single called Heavens to Betsy Really good, that.
• 1:43:09
  Speaker 1: Might take the white cake really.
• 1:43:13
  Speaker 3: Heavens for Betsy.
• 1:43:15
  Speaker 1: Heavens to Betsy is like Heavanstebetts. That's probably the whitest
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 1: thing you can say. And no black person has ever said.
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 1: Black people here.
• 1:43:23
  Speaker 4: I'm I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the finalists. You
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 4: guys get together during the break and you come up
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 4: with you got to rank them all. There's no ties heard,
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 4: no ties.
• 1:43:31
  Speaker 3: The Woodie Show, I saw you and Vaughan pow wowing
• 1:43:37
  Speaker 3: we did.
• 1:43:38
  Speaker 1: That's a kind of power. Yeah, let's talk, let's let's
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 1: let's have.
• 1:43:42
  Speaker 3: A pow wow.
• 1:43:43
  Speaker 7: How say the delegation?
• 1:43:45
  Speaker 1: Yeah? The black swoop who is here?
• 1:43:48
  Speaker 4: And then Vaughan we were going over the whitest phrases
• 1:43:52
  Speaker 4: of all time and they were ranking him on a
• 1:43:54
  Speaker 4: scale of one to ten. Now we took the top
• 1:43:57
  Speaker 4: vote getters or the top the high scores, and they
• 1:44:01
  Speaker 4: went and met and now this is their official list,
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 4: starting starting at the bottom.
• 1:44:06
  Speaker 20: Yeah, we got five, all right, five, we're going with,
• 1:44:09
  Speaker 20: starting at the bottom, number five, cruising for a bruising.
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 1: Cruising for a bruise.
• 1:44:13
  Speaker 7: That's a good one.
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 4: Congratulations to cruising for a bruise. And at number five,
• 1:44:17
  Speaker 4: number four, get a load of this guy. Get this,
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 4: I mean I got to add the accent.
• 1:44:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, get a load of this guy, all right, coming
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 1: in hot at number three, number three, peach sake, for
• 1:44:30
  Speaker 1: Pete's sake. Oh, for Pete's sake.
• 1:44:33
  Speaker 4: That's a classic. And so it was down down now
• 1:44:36
  Speaker 4: to two. Yeah, in no particular order, no particular order.
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 1: We're going with. You're on thin ice buster, on thin
• 1:44:43
  Speaker 1: ice buster, number two and number one, number one. Can
• 1:44:46
  Speaker 1: we get a drummer? We got some drumm action. Of course,
• 1:44:49
  Speaker 1: you got drum We don't have an actual drum, but
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 1: we do have a sound that makes it. Yeah. Coming
• 1:44:55
  Speaker 1: at number one.
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 20: The whitest phrase of the day, Heavens to Betsy. I
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 20: think that that is the most Caucasian phrase of phrases taking.
• 1:45:12
  Speaker 1: The cake caucus, the mountains Cacus, mount caucus, that's the phrase.
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 4: Well, thank you, gentlemen, we appreciate it. Thank you Chef
• 1:45:22
  Speaker 4: Swoop for the mac and cheese today.
• 1:45:24
  Speaker 1: Yes, uniforms. Yeah, he made his homemade mac and cheese.
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 4: Also he made some craft and velveto, which I know
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 4: in a certain way because any shepherd would hurt their
• 1:45:33
  Speaker 4: heart to even make that.
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 20: Everybody's got their own little way to juz it up. Yea,
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 20: follow your heart when you're in the kitchen, man, what
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 20: was you one?
• 1:45:40
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what was your suggestion? You take the the powder,
• 1:45:44
  Speaker 4: take the powder right, the power from the craft, from
• 1:45:48
  Speaker 4: the craft, and then take the aluminum from the melvita
• 1:45:53
  Speaker 4: and then you know, choose the noodle that you want
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 4: and to just make your own ghetto mac and cheese adventure.
• 1:45:59
  Speaker 4: You know what I'm saying.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 1: I was both I'm ashamed of myself for never having
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 1: thought of that.
• 1:46:03
  Speaker 20: Yeah, like season the noodles with the powder, all right,
• 1:46:06
  Speaker 20: and then add the cheese itself with the you know,
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 20: get in there you go.
• 1:46:11
  Speaker 1: It's double the fun.
• 1:46:12
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• 1:46:21
  Speaker 4: Or find him on Instagram at Chef Underscore, Swoop Chef
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 4: Swoop everybody.
• 1:46:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, breaking news, Greg Gory had to take a major work.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 3: Not since the Fall of.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 1: Rome has there been this much devastation or death.
• 1:46:36
  Speaker 9: Woody Woody.
• 1:46:39
  Speaker 1: And now back to the Woody Show.
• 1:46:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we were recently talking about I forget how, Like
• 1:46:45
  Speaker 4: most things, I forget how we got on the subject,
• 1:46:47
  Speaker 4: but about how you know, they were like wives that
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 4: will use.
• 1:46:53
  Speaker 1: Sex as a weapon. You know, a lady was saying, hey,
• 1:46:58
  Speaker 1: stop being a bunch of getting nags and withholding sex.
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah it's okay, Yeah, we're It was the the woman
• 1:47:05
  Speaker 4: that was the ted talk for the lady.
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:47:10
  Speaker 4: Well now, and that's somebody sent this off to us
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 4: and said, hey, based on your conversation, these are tips
• 1:47:18
  Speaker 4: from married people that have kept them happy for years,
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 4: and some of.
• 1:47:20
  Speaker 1: Somebodyse are pretty funny. Some of these are actually good ideas.
• 1:47:23
  Speaker 4: So I just want to do share a couple of
• 1:47:24
  Speaker 4: these like this one says, but I've asked him to
• 1:47:27
  Speaker 4: do a project more than twice.
• 1:47:28
  Speaker 1: We were talking about okay, well.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: Uh huh, Gina.
• 1:47:30
  Speaker 4: I think mentioned if I asked Andy to do something
• 1:47:34
  Speaker 4: and it just goes away, right and then then she
• 1:47:37
  Speaker 4: has to come back. But you my point, my point
• 1:47:41
  Speaker 4: to her was, well, did you say I would like
• 1:47:43
  Speaker 4: this done right now? Or is it just a request
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 4: that at some point he does something that's different.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 7: I'm not a prison warden. I just when you get
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 7: to it, but then get to a.
• 1:47:51
  Speaker 1: Prison warden, just don't ask Andy, yeah.
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 3: Just get right now.
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 7: I just it just it just goes away into the ether.
• 1:47:58
  Speaker 4: Wh every every woman is a sea. Just don't ask
• 1:48:00
  Speaker 4: your your father or your grandfather.
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 3: Or something like that. It wasn't that the old thing?
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 3: It says.
• 1:48:06
  Speaker 4: When I've asked him to do a project more than twice,
• 1:48:09
  Speaker 4: I get out all the wrong power tools and I
• 1:48:11
  Speaker 4: act like I'm gonna start doing and it works every time.
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 10: That's smart kind of Also what I do, He's like,
• 1:48:15
  Speaker 10: where are you going with all this stuff?
• 1:48:17
  Speaker 7: I don't just gonna go do the thing I asked
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 7: you to do.
• 1:48:18
  Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no, no, I got it, put
• 1:48:21
  Speaker 1: it down.
• 1:48:22
  Speaker 4: I tell him made up stories about things that my
• 1:48:25
  Speaker 4: friend's husband did, and finished with I'm so glad you
• 1:48:28
  Speaker 4: don't do that. But they're all things that he does
• 1:48:31
  Speaker 4: that I don't like, and he self corrects.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 7: That's fun.
• 1:48:34
  Speaker 1: I don't hate that. It's kind of an that's great
• 1:48:35
  Speaker 1: passive agress, Jedi was what was the thing?
• 1:48:40
  Speaker 4: You were doing something at somebody at one point? It
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 4: but you were making like that mouth noise kind of
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 4: ye you you would, you would do like an audible signal,
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 4: and it was and you used it the example of
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 4: do right.
• 1:48:52
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, well yeah it was a dog, dog whispering
• 1:48:55
  Speaker 1: like she's mine.
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but I forget why and who you were doing
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 4: that too, met it was it was somebody thing, Yeah,
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 4: it was.
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 1: It was somebody here, This one says.
• 1:49:05
  Speaker 4: I jokingly say things like the dishes need doing, and
• 1:49:08
  Speaker 4: you need doing, and I only have energy for one
• 1:49:10
  Speaker 4: of these things. And he'll do the dishes in record time.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 4: When he annoys me, I move his bookmark back a
• 1:49:18
  Speaker 4: few pages, so satisfying.
• 1:49:20
  Speaker 3: Well, jokes on you.
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 1: That would never work for us, right man, you know.
• 1:49:23
  Speaker 7: No, no, voracious reader, Yeah, what punishment?
• 1:49:28
  Speaker 4: Oh this this is a good idea. We have a
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 4: decision coin with our names that we flip when both
• 1:49:34
  Speaker 4: of us don't care on whatever, we can't come to
• 1:49:36
  Speaker 4: a joint decision on like what's for dinner or where
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 4: we should go. The name of lands On must make
• 1:49:42
  Speaker 4: the choice. The coin is the law.
• 1:49:44
  Speaker 6: That's good.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 1: I kind of like that, the coin is the law.
• 1:49:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, because man, I I hate that conversation. Yea, I
• 1:49:53
  Speaker 4: don't care where we go. I'll find something. You make
• 1:49:56
  Speaker 4: the decision if there's something I really don't want to
• 1:49:58
  Speaker 4: tell you, like, hey, anything but Chinese.
• 1:50:01
  Speaker 8: But then you could try that thing we talked about
• 1:50:02
  Speaker 8: before where you say to your wife, guess what we're
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 8: having and then.
• 1:50:05
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, but she's she's onto that now, that because
• 1:50:09
  Speaker 4: she saw the video online too.
• 1:50:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 1:50:12
  Speaker 3: See that's what happens though. Man.
• 1:50:13
  Speaker 4: You start sharing enough memes back and forth, you end
• 1:50:15
  Speaker 4: up on the same algorithms, and then all your secrets.
• 1:50:18
  Speaker 1: Of you know, how you're how you're working that just
• 1:50:21
  Speaker 1: can't wait. So she didn't internalize that, saying maybe maybe
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 1: I shouldn't be so wrong about this and adult she
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 1: just said, no, I'm not gonna play anymore. No, she
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 1: on that video.
• 1:50:30
  Speaker 3: She just smiled at me.
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 1: I know what you're doing to make a decision. Yeah,
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 1: we have a five second rule.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 4: You have five seconds after you say something that you
• 1:50:38
  Speaker 4: regret to say five second rule, and it's a raised
• 1:50:41
  Speaker 4: I like that, no questions ask.
• 1:50:42
  Speaker 3: It has saved many arguments.
• 1:50:44
  Speaker 7: Expunge from the record, say something.
• 1:50:46
  Speaker 1: At the moment, forget. Yeah, well you said something in
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 1: the moment and you realize.
• 1:50:49
  Speaker 4: I think, but I know, but I think if you
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 4: correctly realize immediately like that, that could that could show
• 1:50:53
  Speaker 4: the other person like, you know what I just said
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 4: that name.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 1: I don't really don't mean that.
• 1:50:56
  Speaker 3: Forget, I don't gonna forget it.
• 1:51:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's damn, you're fat. I mean five second rule.
• 1:51:03
  Speaker 8: Yeah, that's like what I judge tells you don't forget.
• 1:51:08
  Speaker 8: Don't remember that the record jury, Yeah, just disregard it.
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 8: Hooked up with the hot lady at work. Five second rule.
• 1:51:14
  Speaker 1: Right.
• 1:51:16
  Speaker 4: We all have scheduled arguments every two weeks. It's called
• 1:51:19
  Speaker 4: the bi weekly beef. We bring up any and all complaints,
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 4: anything from serious stuff to I didn't appreciate how you
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 4: farted last week.
• 1:51:27
  Speaker 3: It's very effective.
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 7: For two people who.
• 1:51:29
  Speaker 10: Are as non conversational as my husband and I, we
• 1:51:32
  Speaker 10: would just be like sick all week thinking about.
• 1:51:35
  Speaker 4: About your BIVA, about your bi weekly beef hearing eight
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 4: seven four Any other hot tips.
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 1: I won't call it a hack. See Bess good.
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 7: Are you scared for your safety?
• 1:51:45
  Speaker 3: If that's a complicated question, So being here today, if
• 1:51:48
  Speaker 3: I say the wrong word, I could be charged with
• 1:51:49
  Speaker 3: That's a complicated question.
• 1:51:53
  Speaker 1: So being here today if I say.
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 3: The wrong word, technically it can be charging with no
• 1:51:59
  Speaker 3: Back to the little.
• 1:52:02
  Speaker 4: All right, A little follow up from what we were
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 4: just talking about before the break, the tips from married
• 1:52:11
  Speaker 4: people that have kept them happy for years.
• 1:52:16
  Speaker 1: This is just another kind of follow up thing said, Hey,
• 1:52:18
  Speaker 1: what do you show? Longtime listener?
• 1:52:20
  Speaker 3: Here is on the text. By the way, nine four nine.
• 1:52:23
  Speaker 4: Listening to a podcast from earlier in the week, and
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 4: you guys talked about the percentages of people having sex.
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 4: And this bummed me out because my wife and I
• 1:52:32
  Speaker 4: would have sex at least once a month.
• 1:52:35
  Speaker 1: Wow.
• 1:52:37
  Speaker 4: She got pregnant with our daughter in May of twenty
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 4: twenty four, and since then, how many times do you
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 4: think they've had sex? Since May of twenty twenty four
• 1:52:47
  Speaker 4: she got pregnant with the daughter May twenty twenty four.
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 4: Since getting pregnant with the daughter, how many times have
• 1:52:53
  Speaker 4: they had sex?
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 3: I say three times.
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not to bring up the stats again, just in
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 4: case anybody forgot about married people and how much they're
• 1:53:01
  Speaker 4: doing it a little normal by the numbers, twenty five
• 1:53:04
  Speaker 4: percent of married people sex once a week, sixteen percent
• 1:53:08
  Speaker 4: two to three times per week, five percent four more times.
• 1:53:11
  Speaker 4: So that's pretty unrealistic. Seventeen percent sex once a month,
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 4: which is what he said he was at before happen.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 4: Nineteen percent of married people sex is two to three
• 1:53:24
  Speaker 4: times per month, ten percent hadn't had sex in the
• 1:53:28
  Speaker 4: past year, and seven percent have had sex once or
• 1:53:32
  Speaker 4: twice in the past year.
• 1:53:34
  Speaker 3: Those are like the normal by.
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 1: The numbers for this guy, how about twice?
• 1:53:39
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I would say they have twenty twenty four I
• 1:53:42
  Speaker 4: said three, three, say eight eight sea bass judging him
• 1:53:45
  Speaker 4: by the tone, I'm gonna say zero.
• 1:53:47
  Speaker 1: Since then, we have had sex once one time in
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 1: two years.
• 1:53:53
  Speaker 3: One time.
• 1:53:54
  Speaker 4: She insists that she is not disinterested. She's scared to
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 4: get pregnant again.
• 1:54:00
  Speaker 1: In like, how about I don't buy that.
• 1:54:04
  Speaker 4: I don't buy that either, because, dude, you can get
• 1:54:05
  Speaker 4: your tubes tied, he can have a vasectomy, you can
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 4: be on the pill and doing condoms and pulling out right.
• 1:54:11
  Speaker 4: You can do all three things, Yeah, and still be
• 1:54:14
  Speaker 4: doing that and I.
• 1:54:15
  Speaker 1: Mean pretty much eliminate. You're gonna be fine.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 4: How about you get a vasectomy and you wear a
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 4: rubber and she's still gonna be against it because she's
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 4: afraid to get predated due she doesn't want to do
• 1:54:23
  Speaker 4: you there's something.
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, dude, did you get fat and gross after the kids?
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I really wanted.
• 1:54:27
  Speaker 15: To But that's also like PTSD with maybe whatever happened
• 1:54:30
  Speaker 15: during the birth or who knows, she needs therapy If.
• 1:54:33
  Speaker 3: That's the Oh, yeah, more therapy.
• 1:54:34
  Speaker 1: I'm sure that don't. Well, she's afraid to have sex.
• 1:54:37
  Speaker 7: That's she got to talk about that with somebody.
• 1:54:39
  Speaker 6: If she has a side piece, that's the story.
• 1:54:42
  Speaker 7: She has a side piece, she does she how does
• 1:54:44
  Speaker 7: she have time for a side piece?
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 6: I don't know, new born, but clearly she doesn't want
• 1:54:47
  Speaker 6: her husband may four toddler.
• 1:54:50
  Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got it and way harder people with kids
• 1:54:54
  Speaker 1: find out more than once in a year and a half.
• 1:54:58
  Speaker 7: No, I mean to have an affair. Oh, that would
• 1:55:01
  Speaker 7: be difficult, It's no, I think so.
• 1:55:04
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, because he might be going to
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 3: work and I would say there's.
• 1:55:07
  Speaker 10: Always I would say to him, I would have him
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 10: to say to her, Look, it's one of two things.
• 1:55:12
  Speaker 10: Either you got all blown out you don't want me
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 10: to see it, or you're exhausted and you don't want
• 1:55:17
  Speaker 10: to do it.
• 1:55:18
  Speaker 7: Either way, these things are fixable.
• 1:55:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I would.
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 4: I think it's ultimatum time. I think it's like, yo, yeah, no,
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 4: I'm taking get out. Well, this goes pretty much, yeah,
• 1:55:30
  Speaker 4: pretty much, because this this goes to like I'm not
• 1:55:33
  Speaker 4: saying he should just go out and cheat.
• 1:55:34
  Speaker 1: He's got to have that conversation first, like, look, this
• 1:55:36
  Speaker 1: is a problem. This is not good. This is not
• 1:55:39
  Speaker 1: a sustainable thing. May I go out and cheat? This
• 1:55:42
  Speaker 1: is not how it's going to be.
• 1:55:43
  Speaker 7: May I.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 4: So here's the thing. Either we got to figure this
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 4: out or I'm going to move on. You know that
• 1:55:49
  Speaker 4: could be moving on.
• 1:55:50
  Speaker 1: But is that nuclear afraid of getting pregnant?
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 4: Because I think, like we say, hey, just man up
• 1:55:53
  Speaker 4: and break up and then you can go do whatever
• 1:55:55
  Speaker 4: you want. But I think at least if you've had
• 1:55:56
  Speaker 4: that conversation, here's where I would tolerate the cheating. If
• 1:55:59
  Speaker 4: he older that and gave her the heads up and said, look,
• 1:56:02
  Speaker 4: we got to figure this out and I at that point,
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 4: she refuses to figure it out. Then whatever he does
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 4: at that point, because she's made no effort to fix this,
• 1:56:09
  Speaker 4: which is an important part of any relationship, especially in marriage,
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 4: and it's obviously important to him, it should be important
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 4: to her.
• 1:56:16
  Speaker 7: Yeah, you know what, I think a good compromise would be.
• 1:56:19
  Speaker 17: No, no, no.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 10: You just said I'm going to give her an ultimatum,
• 1:56:27
  Speaker 10: and I think that would be the ultimatum.
• 1:56:28
  Speaker 4: But I don't think that's a long term fix for him.
• 1:56:31
  Speaker 4: You could, you could skate for a few years on it.
• 1:56:35
  Speaker 4: But the bigger issue is the wife, right exactly, still there, like,
• 1:56:40
  Speaker 4: that's not fixing the problem.
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 1: Well, but it's also driving jealousy. Nothing makes a woman
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 1: to move like jealousy. That's true.
• 1:56:44
  Speaker 17: True.
• 1:56:45
  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, okay, we are motivated.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 4: But look, there's there's plenty of people that get divorced
• 1:56:54
  Speaker 4: and they move on and everybody lives happily ever after.
• 1:56:58
  Speaker 7: Mommy, why did your daddy get divorced and put out?
• 1:57:00
  Speaker 3: Yeah, my mom wasn't putting out being approved.
• 1:57:03
  Speaker 1: I gave her an ultimatum. Yeah, I told her, right.
• 1:57:05
  Speaker 8: And she's also lying because she claims it's not that
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 8: I'm not interested. Yeah you're not, do you guys?
• 1:57:10
  Speaker 4: Think there's something wrong with the ultimatum. No, not, this
• 1:57:13
  Speaker 4: needs to be fixed. No, it's a non negotiable for me.
• 1:57:16
  Speaker 4: If I'm the husband this guy, it's non negotiable for me.
• 1:57:19
  Speaker 8: Because when the sex life is good, it's ten percent
• 1:57:21
  Speaker 8: of the relationship, and when it's bad it's ninety percent.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: That's correct.
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 1: So it's important to him, it should be important to her.
• 1:57:27
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but if he's just stepping out and cheating without
• 1:57:30
  Speaker 4: having that conversation ultimatum or not, that's wrong.
• 1:57:33
  Speaker 15: No, I don't think, Oh, I gave you an ultimatum
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 15: so I can cheat. I mean, and she obviously needs
• 1:57:39
  Speaker 15: help working through something.
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but saying like I'm just gonna.
• 1:57:45
  Speaker 1: Cheat on you, I mean you have the option to.
• 1:57:48
  Speaker 4: I didn't say go chat. I say it could be
• 1:57:50
  Speaker 4: anything from cheating to just going through with the divorce. Right, Like,
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 4: whatever happened out, whatever happens after that, there's there's inaction
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 4: on her side after he's had that conversation and made
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 4: it super about this is important needs to get figured
• 1:58:01
  Speaker 4: out if she doesn't do anything to fix it, whether
• 1:58:04
  Speaker 4: it's going to therapy or just like close her eyes
• 1:58:07
  Speaker 4: and hold her nose and put her legs up and
• 1:58:09
  Speaker 4: just ignores it and just keeps on keeping on the
• 1:58:12
  Speaker 4: way things are.
• 1:58:13
  Speaker 1: Whatever happens after that, I don't blame them.
• 1:58:15
  Speaker 3: I think she needs some tequila or something. Let's loosen
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 3: up the knees, girl.
• 1:58:21
  Speaker 1: I think what Samy's not getting is that thinking about
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 1: and wallowing in your thoughts and feelings is what probably
• 1:58:25
  Speaker 1: got her into this place to begin with.
• 1:58:27
  Speaker 10: Isn't getting is that's not always a therapeutic response to anything.
• 1:58:31
  Speaker 7: She can actually be fixed.
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 1: I don't know if she just thinking about it from
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 1: a therapeutics I.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 9: Knows, I know thinking about therapy from a therapeutic sit book.
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 15: This is this is not just like oh, ware, my
• 1:58:41
  Speaker 15: childhood whatever, who happened?
• 1:58:43
  Speaker 1: But I think that's how you view it.
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 15: And this is a specific situation where it seems like
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 15: she's gone through some sort of trauma or something that
• 1:58:51
  Speaker 15: is making her feel that way, like that needs to be.
• 1:58:53
  Speaker 7: Worked through and then finished and help me untangle this
• 1:58:56
  Speaker 7: or help me get out right.
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 1: I can help her utangle something. No, I'm saying, yeah,
• 1:59:01
  Speaker 1: I'll give you a good example, like call the audio.
• 1:59:03
  Speaker 4: My my wife did not like that conversation that we
• 1:59:05
  Speaker 4: had about uh about like how infrequently and about how
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 4: about that after a certain yeah, it's over it. Well, no,
• 1:59:13
  Speaker 4: it's like basically, you stop, you stop thinking about as much.
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 4: It doesn't become as important of a thing. It's just yeah,
• 1:59:20
  Speaker 4: and you said at this point it doesn't matter. And no,
• 1:59:23
  Speaker 4: she wasn't angry about it. She's like, wow, because you know,
• 1:59:26
  Speaker 4: wasn't it just last week? I go, no, that was
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 4: two weeks.
• 1:59:28
  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
• 1:59:29
  Speaker 4: It was like an eye opener for She's like, oh geez,
• 1:59:31
  Speaker 4: And she's like, well, no, we definitely need to make
• 1:59:33
  Speaker 4: more of an effort for sure.
• 1:59:35
  Speaker 3: Great, like cool, like she said, gud are you're not
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 3: gonna get an argument for me? Yes, jeff.
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 6: My curiosity for the women in the room, what is
• 1:59:46
  Speaker 6: the number one reason that you stop having sex with
• 1:59:48
  Speaker 6: the dude? Is it something personal?
• 1:59:51
  Speaker 7: Is it because you don't feel appreciated?
• 1:59:53
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's really a stomach ache.
• 1:59:55
  Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what I'm curious about.
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 10: They say men are microwaves and women are women are ovens,
• 2:00:00
  Speaker 10: Like it takes longer for a woman a woman.
• 2:00:02
  Speaker 7: To like get there, you know, sexually.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 10: So it's like if you're just being you and you're like, oh, Carl,
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 10: it's I'd be like, well, it's not time for me,
• 2:00:09
  Speaker 10: Like how have we?
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 3: How?
• 2:00:11
  Speaker 7: How how do I get there? Even though you're you're
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 7: winner is just ready to go.
• 2:00:15
  Speaker 3: Well, why does it have to be like that?
• 2:00:16
  Speaker 1: Like can't it just be like sometimes you just take
• 2:00:18
  Speaker 1: one for the team.
• 2:00:20
  Speaker 4: That happens, for sure, So Wenny william said, right minute
• 2:00:23
  Speaker 4: she said that, at least lets her man leave the house. Yeah,
• 2:00:26
  Speaker 4: or what's the other chicks to check the mel Robbins.
• 2:00:29
  Speaker 4: Let them, Yeah, yeah, ladies, just let them, that's for sure.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 1: Let them.
• 2:00:33
  Speaker 7: Well, it's let them and let me.
• 2:00:35
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• 2:00:45
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• 2:01:29
  Speaker 4: of wisdom please.
• 2:01:29
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there are two main types of people in the world,
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 1: and try to avoid both of them.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 4: Every day that goes by, that's that becomes more and
• 2:01:39
  Speaker 4: more of the goal totally. I mean, Gina, you're already
• 2:01:43
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• 2:01:46
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  Speaker 1: joins joint hermit. Yeah.
• 2:01:55
  Speaker 8: I called a friend the other day because I thought,
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 8: you know, I haven't called this person in ages. I
• 2:01:59
  Speaker 8: was on the phone for an hour and a half.
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  Speaker 3: Boy, did you regret that? Oh man, I'm like, ah,
• 2:02:03
  Speaker 3: being friends sucks.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 4: All right, Thank you very much, great Gory. I would
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 4: thank you so much for giving the wood Show some
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  Speaker 4: of your valuable time This week. You know we'd love it,
• 2:02:14
  Speaker 4: appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
• 2:02:16
  Speaker 4: suck it. Catch back here on Monday. Have a great weekend,
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 4: s MD, double m bye, great Friday, you mother,