Latest / Chuck Douglas / Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald Black Friday and missing girl alert
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Let me start with this first. I posted on my
- 0:02Speaker 1: Facebook page and I verified the story first. It's a shame.
- 0:06Speaker 1: It is a shame that in twenty twenty five we
- 0:09Speaker 1: even have to verify these types of things. But there's
- 0:11Speaker 1: a story about a young girl, thirteen year old Goo,
- 0:14Speaker 1: missing from the Reynoldsburg area. Jess mean, I forgot the
- 0:19Speaker 1: last name already, not find kind look that up for me,
- 0:26Speaker 1: WI youaseach, But anyway, I called the Reynoldsburg Police Department
- 0:30Speaker 1: verified it is indeed a true story. Thirteen years old.
- 0:33Speaker 1: She's been missing since I believe the eleventh or I'm sorry,
- 0:35Speaker 1: the fifth today being the eleventh. But keep your eyes
- 0:39Speaker 1: open for her. I mean, it's cold outside and you
- 0:43Speaker 1: never know what somebody's story is. But when it comes
- 0:46Speaker 1: to kids, I you know, I always want to get
- 0:49Speaker 1: that stuff out there. And unfortunately I'm skeptical now when
- 0:54Speaker 1: I see these stories because there's some dirtball, you know,
- 0:58Speaker 1: who thinks it's funny or things they can profit or
- 1:01Speaker 1: something like that that puts out things that they know
- 1:05Speaker 1: people are gonna go, oh my gosh. That one. The
- 1:07Speaker 1: police story, for example, the missing police officer from a
- 1:10Speaker 1: few months ago. Do you remember that one that was
- 1:11Speaker 1: floating all over the place, except the officer. While the
- 1:15Speaker 1: story remained the same and the officer's name remained the same,
- 1:20Speaker 1: there were different pictures of different officers. It was a
- 1:23Speaker 1: completely fake story, but it was It led you to
- 1:28Speaker 1: believe that there was a police officer who, you know,
- 1:31Speaker 1: in the course of performing her duties, was abducted or something,
- 1:35Speaker 1: but had disappeared. And police departments all over the country
- 1:39Speaker 1: were getting these, you know, calls about a missing officer.
- 1:43Speaker 1: And you know, fortunately I'm a detailed kind of guy.
- 1:48Speaker 1: When it came through that this was a Columbus police
- 1:50Speaker 1: officer missing, first thing I noticed was in the wrong uniform.
- 1:54Speaker 1: The patch on the arm was not the right patch,
- 1:56Speaker 1: the badge was not the right badge, and so I
- 1:59Speaker 1: knew immediately this is a scam. But when it comes
- 2:03Speaker 1: to things like missing children and so forth, you never know.
- 2:07Speaker 1: And I just I wanted to make sure that you knew.
- 2:09Speaker 1: I put it up on the Facebook page. There's a
- 2:10Speaker 1: picture of her, a good picture of her. Just please
- 2:13Speaker 1: do keep your eyes open. What did you get her
- 2:15Speaker 1: last names?
- 2:15Speaker 2: Act?
- 2:17Speaker 1: Oh, he's he's busy playing Space Invaders again.
- 2:22Speaker 2: So this is not a good thing.
- 2:24Speaker 3: There's so many what do you type in missing persons
- 2:27Speaker 3: so and so or whatever city, there's so many people
- 2:29Speaker 3: that come up.
- 2:30Speaker 1: I just figured you look at my Facebook page. Well
- 2:32Speaker 1: posted it on that.
- 2:33Speaker 2: I didn't know you put on your Facebook page.
- 2:35Speaker 1: Yeah. I just said that he pays no attention to me.
- 2:39Speaker 2: None, none, jasmina.
- 2:44Speaker 1: Link link, Thank you? How can I forget link? One
- 2:48Speaker 1: of my favorite teachers in high school was mister Link.
- 2:52Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, from Zelda too.
- 2:54Speaker 1: So I wouldn't know anything about Zelda no one, So,
- 2:58Speaker 1: jasmina link. Thirteen years of ature pictures up on my
- 3:00Speaker 1: Facebook page. Just look up Chuck Douglas, a big melon
- 3:03Speaker 1: head in a blue suit and check that. It'll be
- 3:05Speaker 1: the second post on my page and you can get
- 3:08Speaker 1: a picture of her. I heard that story. Did you
- 3:11Speaker 1: catch what Allison was saying about the they want to
- 3:13Speaker 1: go back and explore the Edmund Fitzgerald again? Did you
- 3:18Speaker 1: hear what that was? Apparently after all these years, wait,
- 3:22Speaker 1: we need theme music for that. Do you have the
- 3:23Speaker 1: theme music ready for that? Because they need Yes.
- 3:28Speaker 2: Some of the family members aren't too happy about it.
- 3:30Speaker 2: It seems like.
- 3:31Speaker 1: Because I don't understand why after all these years, why
- 3:37Speaker 1: is why is first of all, what's there left to investigate?
- 3:47Speaker 1: I've never met anybody who calls superior. Gets you Goomy,
- 3:50Speaker 1: by the way, Get you Goomy. This is a tragic
- 3:58Speaker 1: song about a tragic event, and for some reason I
- 4:00Speaker 1: always check chuckled during this song because there is one stanza.
- 4:07Speaker 1: There is one stanza in the song, and I think
- 4:09Speaker 1: it's I think it's either the third or fourth during
- 4:13Speaker 1: the chorus of by this. This an excellent bathroom song
- 4:16Speaker 1: if you ever go into radio and you're playing an
- 4:18Speaker 1: oldiest station or something, because it's like six minutes eighteen
- 4:22Speaker 1: seconds long.
- 4:23Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, it's six minutes.
- 4:24Speaker 1: Yeah. I saw Gordon Lightfook in concert before he passed
- 4:30Speaker 1: away at the Palace Theater and his voice still sounded wonderful.
- 4:36Speaker 1: I wasn't all that impressed with whoever was running sound
- 4:39Speaker 1: for the show. They had way too much high end
- 4:40Speaker 1: in it.
- 4:41Speaker 2: But was he a one hit wonder?
- 4:43Speaker 1: That's not a Gordon Lightfoot?
- 4:45Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know anything about him.
- 4:46Speaker 1: Go, oh my gosh. No, man, the guy ruled the charts. Okay,
- 4:50Speaker 1: you can bring that down, now, bring it down. It's
- 4:54Speaker 1: oh here he goes again. Uh yeah, if you could
- 4:57Speaker 1: read my mind. Love what a till the that's good too.
- 5:01Speaker 1: That's my favorite. But in the in the Edmund FitzGeralds
- 5:04Speaker 1: song again about the sinking of a ship and all
- 5:06Speaker 1: these people die. But I think it's the third or
- 5:08Speaker 1: fourth stanza, and the lyrics are when supper time came,
- 5:13Speaker 1: the old cook came on dicks in, fellas, it's too
- 5:15Speaker 1: rough to feed you at seven pm, A main hatchway
- 5:20Speaker 1: given and he said, fellows, it's been good to know you.
- 5:24Speaker 1: That's not funny, but I always laugh. I'm just the
- 5:29Speaker 1: ship is going down and fellas, it's been good to
- 5:31Speaker 1: know you. It's been good. Yeah. So anyway, they're going
- 5:36Speaker 1: to explore the Edmon Fitzgerald, and I don't know why.
- 5:40Speaker 1: I don't know after all these years, what they could
- 5:42Speaker 1: possibly be looking for. And I don't know really what
- 5:45Speaker 1: the family objecting, or the family is objecting. I'm not
- 5:52Speaker 1: sure what those objections are. I'm not negating them. I
- 5:54Speaker 1: just don't know what they would be after all these years.
- 5:56Speaker 1: Superior is a deep and cold I imagine there's probably
- 6:03Speaker 1: things preserved on that wreck just because of the temperatures
- 6:07Speaker 1: in the water. But anyway, the Edmin Fitzgerald back in
- 6:11Speaker 1: the news. Mark and I were for some reason burst
- 6:13Speaker 1: out into singing the Jello Gelatin jingle about forty five
- 6:17Speaker 1: minutes ago.
- 6:18Speaker 2: It's really miserable.
- 6:20Speaker 1: We sounded like the Mormon Tabernacle radio hosts and okay,
- 6:27Speaker 1: but it got me thinking about all of the stuff
- 6:31Speaker 1: that we used to eat that was inspired, especially kids,
- 6:36Speaker 1: stuff that was inspired by songs.
- 6:40Speaker 3: Food.
- 6:40Speaker 1: When they advertised food, there used to be music. Honeycomb's big. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 6:48Speaker 1: it's not small. No, no, no, you remember that. There's
- 6:53Speaker 1: I can't think of is there any food item that
- 6:56Speaker 1: advertises with a song now? Because nothing comes to mind
- 7:02Speaker 1: that I can think of, and I mean some of them.
- 7:07Speaker 1: There was a soft drink called Help Help Help, the
- 7:11Speaker 1: real fruit drink red and purple and orange and pink.
- 7:15Speaker 2: I don't make a ton of jingles for things like
- 7:17Speaker 2: they used to.
- 7:18Speaker 1: No, there's really not, and I kind of miss especially
- 7:20Speaker 1: again with the kids stuff, the fun stuff, the colorful stuff,
- 7:23Speaker 1: the fruity stuff, the mostly chemically created stuff that the jingles,
- 7:28Speaker 1: the jingles used to sell them to the kids.
- 7:32Speaker 3: I mean the jingles look at Heartland Bank like between breaks,
- 7:36Speaker 3: we'll see yesh Heartland Bank song.
- 7:38Speaker 2: We hear it so much.
- 7:39Speaker 1: Sometimes we gather around, will build a little campfire in
- 7:42Speaker 1: the studio and sing the Heartland Bank jingle.
- 7:44Speaker 2: But it sticks with you. If you hear it more
- 7:46Speaker 2: than once.
- 7:46Speaker 1: You can't get away from it. And I just find
- 7:48Speaker 1: it funny that it is so effective, and yet there
- 7:52Speaker 1: are all these you know, marketing people out there who
- 7:56Speaker 1: think they know what they're they're saying and what they're doing,
- 7:59Speaker 1: and they will, oh, that's old school. People don't respond
- 8:02Speaker 1: to that. Yeah, they do. And I just I find
- 8:08Speaker 1: myself after singing the Jello song, I find myself thinking,
- 8:11Speaker 1: I miss I miss commercial jingles. Fago in thirty two
- 8:18Speaker 1: or forty eight in either size, Fago's great regular in
- 8:22Speaker 1: sugar free Fago, which is made right here in central Ohio,
- 8:26Speaker 1: Shasta and Feago over on Growport Road. You a Shasta
- 8:30Speaker 1: fan or a Fago fan?
- 8:31Speaker 3: No, nothing against them, It's just not my really, it's
- 8:34Speaker 3: not my thing.
- 8:35Speaker 1: I still to this day, would you know not hot
- 8:37Speaker 1: day loving a nice Fago red pop? Are you love that? Rid?
- 8:42Speaker 3: Are you part of the Juggalo crew like insane clown posse?
- 8:45Speaker 3: Because they drink Fago?
- 8:46Speaker 1: Do they really? Yeah?
- 8:47Speaker 2: That's their big thing.
- 8:48Speaker 1: That I didn't know that. I just think more products
- 8:51Speaker 1: need jingles more I don't. I don't have a reason
- 8:57Speaker 1: for it. Just as a consumer, I miss jingles, and
- 9:04Speaker 1: I think that if somebody were to come out of
- 9:07Speaker 1: the game and say, you know what, we're going to
- 9:08Speaker 1: start doing jingles for everything again, I seriously think they
- 9:11Speaker 1: would see a marked difference in people buying their product.
- 9:16Speaker 1: And if I'm wrong, you know it's their money, not mine.
- 9:18Speaker 1: I don't care. Just say, Ohio retailer to leave its
- 9:24Speaker 1: doors closed on Black Friday. It's the second year in
- 9:26Speaker 1: a row. I've never heard of this Ohio retailer. It's
- 9:31Speaker 1: called Recreational Equipment. Ink. Are you familiar with them?
- 9:34Speaker 2: No, I've never heard of them.
- 9:36Speaker 1: Are EI? They apparently they're based. I think they're based
- 9:41Speaker 1: in Denver. But they're going to be closed on Thanksgiving,
- 9:44Speaker 1: which is good. But they're also closing on Black Friday,
- 9:50Speaker 1: which again I harken back, just like with the jingles,
- 9:57Speaker 1: I miss. I miss the excite of Black Friday. I
- 10:02Speaker 1: miss Do you remember when Black Friday actually occurred on
- 10:05Speaker 1: Black Friday? Yes?
- 10:06Speaker 2: But the internet was the Internet killed it?
- 10:09Speaker 1: Yes, it killed it. It killed Super Bowl commercials. I'm
- 10:11Speaker 1: not super Bowl commercials are out there on the internet
- 10:14Speaker 1: a month before the Super Bowl. I would love to
- 10:17Speaker 1: see people back in the brick and mortar stores that
- 10:21Speaker 1: day after Thanksgiving, still weighed down by way too much
- 10:24Speaker 1: turkey and punkin pie, getting up at four am going
- 10:28Speaker 1: out to get that there's three TVs at that price, man,
- 10:30Speaker 1: but we're gonna stand in line to get one of them. Yeah.
- 10:33Speaker 2: No, my sister in law would get up.
- 10:35Speaker 3: She was out there at three in the morning, or
- 10:37Speaker 3: like religiously, yes, every single Black Friday it was a
- 10:41Speaker 3: big deal.
- 10:42Speaker 1: And you go out and buy a newspaper so that
- 10:44Speaker 1: you could see all the ads the day before and
- 10:47Speaker 1: know who had and you you know, commando teams. Okay,
- 10:50Speaker 1: now you take the Walmart. I'm gonna go over here
- 10:52Speaker 1: to the Meyers store. Bob and Peggy, we're gonna need
- 10:56Speaker 1: you to hit this that. It was like a straight
- 10:58Speaker 1: we'll all meet up for lunch here at it was.
- 11:03Speaker 1: It was part of the essence of the holiday season.
- 11:06Speaker 1: Was I think because of that that in person collaboration
- 11:15Speaker 1: between friends and family members going out to get these
- 11:18Speaker 1: deals and you know, out into the fray, I think
- 11:21Speaker 1: there was a communal Now listen, hear me out. People,
- 11:25Speaker 1: hear me out, because I mean this, there was a
- 11:27Speaker 1: communal thing. We were all out there at some ridiculous
- 11:32Speaker 1: hour going into the stores try to get these deals,
- 11:35Speaker 1: trying to get the Cabbage Patch kids for the baby
- 11:38Speaker 1: or whatever, and there was something that kind of brought
- 11:42Speaker 1: us together as we kicked off that Christmas season. It
- 11:48Speaker 1: wasn't the cold, unattached www everything coming to your front door,
- 11:56Speaker 1: soulless essentially Christmas gift giving that it has been. I
- 12:02Speaker 1: think Black Friday was good for us. I think bustling
- 12:09Speaker 1: shopping malls and a vibrant downtown shopping experience was wonderful
- 12:16Speaker 1: for us. Technology is a wonderful thing, but it's really
- 12:20Speaker 1: just taken the soul out of us in so many ways.
- 12:24Speaker 1: And I'm you know, the fourteen thousand employees with this
- 12:28Speaker 1: company that are going to have Thanksgiving off and a
- 12:31Speaker 1: paid day off on Friday, well, good for them and
- 12:34Speaker 1: God bless but really just a big picture perspective of
- 12:40Speaker 1: the whole thing. I missed the days when we used
- 12:43Speaker 1: to go out there and as people walk by with
- 12:46Speaker 1: their treasures and did our Christmas thing. It made Christmas
- 12:51Speaker 1: a more I don't know, enjoyable time of year than
- 12:57Speaker 1: just spending money. And is this a gift? Click the box,
- 13:02Speaker 1: who's it going to? Put their name in there, put
- 13:04Speaker 1: the shipping address in there. You never have to see them,
- 13:06Speaker 1: you never deal with them. You just send them something
- 13:10Speaker 1: that's just wow. That seems harsh, but it is what
- 13:15Speaker 1: it is.