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DLHS Hour 4 | F - You DL Hughley · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is the DL Hughley Show, your 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 2: If you're going to be in Charlotte, North Carolina, I'll
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  Speaker 2: be at Ovens Auditorium this Saturday, September 19th, along with
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  Speaker 2: Don Lemon for the DL and DL Tour. So make
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  Speaker 2: sure you come check us out if you take a notion.
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  Speaker 2: I was just.
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  Speaker 3: I thought you were going to do it.
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  Speaker 1: I was just ruminating.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, here we go.
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  Speaker 2: I was just pontificating. So I asked a question earlier
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  Speaker 2: that you didn't answer.
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  Speaker 1: And what was what? What's the longest language.
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  Speaker 2: Word in English language excluding medical terms.
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  Speaker 1: What is the longest language?
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  Speaker 2: What's the longest word excluding medical terms?
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  Speaker 1: What's the longest?
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sure you will enlighten me. Don't Google it either.
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  Speaker 3: Nobody's Googling anything.
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  Speaker 1: Skip would do that. No, I knew, but the one
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  Speaker 1: I knew was a medical term. It has 45 letters.
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  Speaker 1: It's a medical term.
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  Speaker 4: What is it?
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  Speaker 1: What's the medical term? I can't pronounce it. I can't
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  Speaker 1: hardly pronounce it. Pneumonuultramicroscopiciliacalcovalose. I swear I'm making it up.
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  Speaker 3: I put desiac on the end of it.
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  Speaker 1: It works. What's the word?
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  Speaker 3: What is the word?
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  Speaker 1: It is supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Jasmine told you that already. No, it's flossing,
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  Speaker 1: now seeing the hillification.
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  Speaker 3: And it's an alligator, isn't it?
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  Speaker 1: It's not, dumbass. It's the estimation of something working.
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  Speaker 2: It's the estimation of something as worthless, and it's only
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  Speaker 2: been used a couple of times in.
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  Speaker 3: The English language. Well, that's as dumb as what you said.
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  Speaker 3: We can just move on. No one's ever going to
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  Speaker 3: use that word. Do you have any snickers, slacks, and
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  Speaker 3: blessed crucitosans? Do you have any doves back there?
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  Speaker 1: No, we don't. What did you say?
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  Speaker 2: That's how the word sounds. No, it's not. It's flousey-nousey-nahillipification.
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  Speaker 1: Dr.
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  Speaker 4: Seuss.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 5: It sounds so stupid. Say something smart. Say something smart.
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  Speaker 5: We've waited long enough.
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  Speaker 1: We're hanging on this everywhere.
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  Speaker 5: He's speaking.
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  Speaker 3: There it is.
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  Speaker 1: The Oracle. What does it mean again?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we officially melted down. I can feel it. I
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  Speaker 3: can feel it.
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  Speaker 1: It's Friday.
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  Speaker 3: I can feel it.
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  Speaker 1: You know what, that's it.
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  Speaker 3: It's not Friday yet.
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  Speaker 1: That's Flowsy Nouncing the Illumination. Is it Friday? Yes, it
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  Speaker 1: is Friday, Goofy.
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  Speaker 6: Oh.
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  Speaker 1: Tell me. You need some Fousey Louseys. Woo-hoo! That's amazing.
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  Speaker 1: Such a long word. That just means the act of
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  Speaker 1: estimating something as worthless. Didn't I just say that?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. I just said what it was. Tell us the
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  Speaker 3: word again.
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  Speaker 2: Shut your Fousey Lousey notification ass up. See, Skip? You
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  Speaker 2: act like I just make stuff up.
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  Speaker 3: No, but it's so interesting that you can say that
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  Speaker 3: word so eloquently, and yet others....
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  Speaker 1: That are two syllables. They seem to get stuck. I
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  Speaker 1: said two-syllable words. F * * * you. How about that?
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  Speaker 1: Two words. Look at what I said to that. Dingbat.
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  Speaker 1: That's the F-U-D-L Hughley.
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  Speaker 6: All right.
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  Speaker 1: All right. We're going to.
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  Speaker 2: Now, some people obviously get upset with me, so we're
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  Speaker 2: letting them in on our segment called F-U-D-L Hughley. So
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  Speaker 2: I want you to please welcome... Our F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent,
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  Speaker 2: little Niecy James.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, this is.
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  Speaker 7: Niecy James, your F.U.D.L. Hughley correspondent. Today's first response comes
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  Speaker 7: from thedlhughleyshow.com. ShortyBob22 says, D.L., you said you went to
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  Speaker 7: high school with a bearded midget. As you told your story,
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  Speaker 7: you had everyone laughing as you kept using the word midget.
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  Speaker 7: In case you don't know, midget is an offensive word.
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  Speaker 7: The term little person is more accepted. You think you
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  Speaker 7: know that, being that you're a mere inch from being
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  Speaker 7: classified as a dwarf yourself.
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  Speaker 1: But f * * * you as you leave.
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  Speaker 7: Our next FUDUGLY response comes from the DLUGLY show app.
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  Speaker 7: Riddler83 says, DL, I heard you say the incomparable Michael
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  Speaker 7: Jackson was a pedophile. You said the king of pop
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  Speaker 7: was a great entertainer but a lousy babysitter? These comments
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  Speaker 7: are nothing.
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  Speaker 3: Short of blasphemy.
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  Speaker 7: Just because Michael Jackson loved to be around children so
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  Speaker 7: much that sometimes he gave them spiked drinks that had
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  Speaker 7: them sleep in bed with him didn't make him a pedophile.
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  Speaker 6: Thank you, D.A.
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  Speaker 4: Hughley.
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  Speaker 7: Today's last F.E.D.A. Hughley response is from Facebook. ODB19 says, D.L.,
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  Speaker 7: every day I hear you play an old school song,
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  Speaker 7: and you call it a song from when your mom
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  Speaker 7: and daddy were still together. It may be a nostalgic
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  Speaker 7: feature for you, but what about those of us whose
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  Speaker 7: parents were never together? Every time I hear that segment,
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  Speaker 7: I begin to cry because my mother got pregnant on
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  Speaker 7: a drunken night after the club by a one-hitter quitter
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  Speaker 7: from a man I never met. Well, that's it for
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  Speaker 7: this week. This has been Niecy James, your FU Daily correspondent.
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  Speaker 1: And until next week, bye.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's time for what you need to know with
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  Speaker 2: the one and only Sybil Wilkes.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you, Sybil. That's going to do it for us,
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  Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 6: See you later.
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  Speaker 1: It's the DLU Show. Time to get out of here.
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  Speaker 1: The 2026 edition.
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  Speaker 4: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: In case you're going to be in Charlotte on the
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  Speaker 2: 19th tomorrow night, I will be there at Ovens Auditorium.
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  Speaker 2: myself and Don Lemon with the D-L-N-D-O.
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  Speaker 5: Is that somebody's last name I've been wanting to know
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  Speaker 5: ovens like O-V-E-N-S.
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  Speaker 2: It's gonna be hot in there O-V-E-N-S yeah like an
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  Speaker 2: oven yeah weird.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah Edith.
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  Speaker 2: Archie Archie Archie so I'll be there for that did
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  Speaker 2: I also tell.
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  Speaker 3: You that oh boy I don't know if I can
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  Speaker 3: handle more martini I'm trying Our podcast.
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  Speaker 1: What is our podcast called?
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  Speaker 3: Uncertain.
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  Speaker 6: Yep.
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  Speaker 3: Thursdays and Mondays.
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  Speaker 1: I think I'm going to three days. I think I'm
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  Speaker 1: going three days away. Go on with your bad, Phil.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just going to do it, too.
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  Speaker 3: Go on and do it.
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  Speaker 1: Shut up and do what I asked you.
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  Speaker 3: Do it till you're satisfied.
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  Speaker 1: Whatever it is. Elena cracks me up moving her shoulders.
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  Speaker 1: All right, and Jasmine, what did you learn?
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  Speaker 3: Well, let's go ahead and correct you a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: We were talking about Ben Carson, and you said he
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  Speaker 3: tried to stab his mom. Actually, not true. He actually
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  Speaker 3: tried to attack her with a hammer.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, I'm sorry. I got the tool wrong. It was
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  Speaker 1: not a knife.
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  Speaker 5: He tried to stab someone else with a knife. He
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  Speaker 5: also claims he punched a schoolmate in the head, leaving
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  Speaker 5: him bleeding, and then.
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  Speaker 3: He threw a rock at a boy's face.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: There you go, Ben Carson. And there he is, the
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  Speaker 1: director of Hug.
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  Speaker 3: Yep, there he is.
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  Speaker 1: Became a brain surgeon. Yep. Makes sense.
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  Speaker 3: If you're throwing rocks and handing out headaches, you might
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  Speaker 3: want to cure yourself.
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  Speaker 1: What's his wife's name?
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  Speaker 6: Candy.
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  Speaker 3: Candy.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Candy.
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  Speaker 1: Skip, my man Cheatham, what did you learn today?
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  Speaker 4: Hey, man, about to hit the road, man. Go down
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  Speaker 4: to Austin. My daughter is playing against the University of Texas.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, wow.
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  Speaker 1: Tennessee is playing against Texas. Come on now.
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  Speaker 4: We're trying to keep that, you know, unbeaten streak going on, man.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, both of them urge. Make her buy you dinner.
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  Speaker 1: Get some of the NIL money, baby. She's doing what
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  Speaker 1: she's supposed to do. She's doing what she's supposed to do.
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  Speaker 1: You'll never make her buy you dinner? Hey, man.
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  Speaker 4: She is the first player on Tennessee roster with multiple
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  Speaker 4: game-winning goals this year.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: She's tied for most goals on the team this year.
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  Speaker 4: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: That's really awesome. She's doing what she's doing. Don't worry
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  Speaker 1: about that.
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  Speaker 5: She can eat.
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  Speaker 1: Just keep doing your thing.
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  Speaker 6: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: You know what? Give me an address. I'm going to
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  Speaker 1: have Elena Susan.
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  Speaker 3: Some cheese by the hand. It'll help her play better.
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  Speaker 3: It's been touched.
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  Speaker 1: It's tampered cheese.
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  Speaker 3: It's tampered cheese.
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  Speaker 4: You mess around and eat that cheese and be looking
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  Speaker 4: like the decathlon lady on the soccer field.
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  Speaker 1: All right, on the next D.L.
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  Speaker 2: Hughley Show, the minister man Jamal Kingsley returns to expose
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  Speaker 2: racism hidden in our everyday lives.
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  Speaker 1: Plus, we've got another special K short bus records banger.
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  Speaker 1: Have a great, safe weekend. It's the D.L. Hughley Show.
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  Speaker 1: See you on the other side. Woo-hoo! Time, my favorite
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  Speaker 1: short bus operator. Pull that straight. We gots to go. Tout, tout.
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  Speaker 1: It's the D.L. Hughley Show. See you on the other side.