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2026 BigHead Block Party | Our Biggest Episode Yet · Hey BigHead: The Vegas Local Podcast

0:05
SPEAKER_13: You know who used to do that and it would be small?
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SPEAKER_13: Heather.
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SPEAKER_13: Heather.
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SPEAKER_13: She would speak right song.
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SPEAKER_26: You know what?
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SPEAKER_26: Today we're actually gonna have the person singing that song in today.
0:15
SPEAKER_26: Maybe we can do a live rendition of that.
0:17
SPEAKER_13: Wow, that would be fun.
0:18
SPEAKER_26: That'd be fun.
0:18
SPEAKER_26: Is Grayson coming?
0:19
SPEAKER_26: He is.
0:20
SPEAKER_26: Oh, that's awesome.
0:21
SPEAKER_26: He is.
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SPEAKER_26: Here we are, boys and girls.
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SPEAKER_26: Our first ever big head block party.
0:27
SPEAKER_26: I know.
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SPEAKER_26: This is either gonna be one of the smartest things I've ever done or one of the dumbest things I've ever done.
0:33
SPEAKER_26: To be determined.
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SPEAKER_13: Well, we're about 30 minutes late getting started.
0:36
SPEAKER_26: No, no, no.
0:37
SPEAKER_26: It's all part of the plan.
0:38
SPEAKER_26: 1236.
0:39
SPEAKER_26: That's right on time.
0:40
SPEAKER_26: Right.
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SPEAKER_26: Yes.
0:41
SPEAKER_23: You should probably mention the fact that if it's extra echoey, it's because we have live speakers.
0:45
SPEAKER_23: It is executive.
0:46
SPEAKER_26: It's echoey because we have a live studio audience in this episode, which I'm stoked for.
0:51
SPEAKER_26: There it is.
0:52
SPEAKER_26: We're slowly starting to fill in.
0:54
SPEAKER_26: It looks like a wedding chapel.
0:55
SPEAKER_26: It looks like somebody's about to get married.
0:57
SPEAKER_26: Maybe.
0:58
SPEAKER_26: Is there anybody here that can officiate a wedding?
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unknown: It would take some.
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SPEAKER_26: I'm sure there's somebody, one of our guests, can officiate a wedding.
1:03
SPEAKER_26: Somebody's getting married today.
1:04
SPEAKER_26: I don't know what's getting.
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SPEAKER_23: We have the matchmakers in the coming.
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SPEAKER_26: I have my money on Monaco getting married to somebody today.
1:13
SPEAKER_26: No, but I'm excited.
1:14
SPEAKER_26: So we have um a handful of guests from all the way back to episode number one here that are coming on, and we're gonna have some fun today.
1:23
SPEAKER_26: We're gonna talk to a wide variety of guests on.
1:26
SPEAKER_26: We have food here.
1:27
SPEAKER_26: We have tacos here.
1:28
SPEAKER_26: I'm very excited for the tacos.
1:30
SPEAKER_26: Cookies?
1:31
SPEAKER_26: What's that?
1:31
SPEAKER_13: Cookies from TSP.
1:34
SPEAKER_26: Brian, because we're live, Brian wants you to move your mic, Julie, because I think it's what in front of your face?
1:39
SPEAKER_23: Yeah, move it just a little bit.
1:41
SPEAKER_23: Nope.
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SPEAKER_23: Closer towards the table.
1:43
SPEAKER_23: Closer towards the table.
1:44
SPEAKER_23: See what you can do.
1:45
SPEAKER_23: There you go.
1:46
SPEAKER_23: Perfect.
1:46
SPEAKER_26: Nice.
1:47
SPEAKER_26: Look at that.
1:47
SPEAKER_26: I want to see that face of yours, Julie.
1:49
SPEAKER_13: Love it.
1:49
SPEAKER_26: Love it.
1:50
SPEAKER_26: Alright, so here's the deal.
1:51
SPEAKER_26: Here's how I think today's gonna go.
1:53
SPEAKER_26: We're gonna do like the first hour or so just interviewing people that are coming on, checking up on them, seeing what's new.
1:58
SPEAKER_26: Um, and then after, we have a live performance from our friends Mojo Juju, which I am very excited for.
2:05
SPEAKER_26: It's gonna be our uh in our brand new little performance area over there.
2:09
SPEAKER_26: I missed out on that one.
2:10
SPEAKER_26: You did really excited.
2:11
SPEAKER_26: Good.
2:11
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, I love that.
2:12
SPEAKER_26: And you guys are probably too young to watch Seinfeld, but I'm assuming that you know of the show.
2:18
SPEAKER_13: I've seen some episodes.
2:19
SPEAKER_26: So there's one episode, there's a guy called Joe Mayo, and he hosts these parties.
2:25
SPEAKER_26: And when you go to a Joe Mayo party, everybody's assigned a role.
2:29
SPEAKER_26: And so today I'm Joe Mayo, and I'm assigning both of you roles.
2:33
SPEAKER_13: You're not Joe Lombardo.
2:34
SPEAKER_26: I'm not Joe Lombardo, I'm not using that just yet.
2:36
SPEAKER_08: Oh, I should have saved it for this.
2:38
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, too bad.
2:39
SPEAKER_08: In front of all of the audience.
2:40
SPEAKER_26: You done goofed.
2:41
SPEAKER_26: So, Brandon, your Joe, your responsibility today is just to rope people in as they come in on to get them to come on the show and uh see what we can do to talk to them for a few minutes.
2:50
SPEAKER_26: Heck yeah.
2:51
SPEAKER_26: And then Julie, your your uh responsibility is to make sure that I don't have any taco stuff in my teeth.
2:56
SPEAKER_26: Perfect.
2:57
SPEAKER_26: So yeah.
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SPEAKER_08: No oregano between those pearly white.
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SPEAKER_26: Exactly.
3:01
SPEAKER_26: That's the last thing I want is to talk to Mojo Juju or uh Cornish Pasty and have food all in my teeth.
3:06
SPEAKER_26: They might be used to it.
3:08
SPEAKER_26: Cornish pasty.
3:09
SPEAKER_26: I'm I'm sure they are.
3:10
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
3:10
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, either way.
3:11
SPEAKER_26: And also, Brandon, I may have you uh wrote me up some tacos when they're gonna be.
3:15
SPEAKER_26: I got you.
3:15
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, I appreciate it.
3:16
SPEAKER_23: We'll bury them over here.
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SPEAKER_26: Um, but no, I said we get started.
3:19
SPEAKER_26: Let's bring some people on.
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SPEAKER_26: Brandon.
3:20
SPEAKER_26: Let's do it.
3:20
SPEAKER_26: Brandon, work your magic.
3:21
SPEAKER_26: Who who do you want to who do you want to have on the show for?
3:24
SPEAKER_26: Is Tyler allowed to make his debut?
3:26
SPEAKER_26: I would love to have Tyler.
3:27
SPEAKER_26: Tyler, do you want to make a debut?
3:29
SPEAKER_26: Come on over, Tyler.
3:30
SPEAKER_26: Julie's husband, Tyler Nethery.
3:32
SPEAKER_26: Welcome to the show, Tyler.
3:34
SPEAKER_26: Excited to have you here.
3:35
SPEAKER_26: There he is.
3:36
SPEAKER_26: Would you look at that?
3:37
SPEAKER_26: Look at that.
3:37
SPEAKER_26: Look at you two.
3:38
SPEAKER_03: We're on.
3:39
SPEAKER_26: You guys are adorable.
3:40
SPEAKER_26: Let me tell you something.
3:41
SPEAKER_26: Tyler, how long have you guys been married?
3:43
SPEAKER_03: Uh putting you on the spot here.
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SPEAKER_03: Legally, a little over three years.
3:47
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: But wedding.
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SPEAKER_26: Not illegally.
3:49
SPEAKER_03: A little over illegally, 15 years.
3:51
SPEAKER_03: Legally, a little over two years now.
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SPEAKER_13: Well, we got we got married at the courthouse on his 23rd birthday.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
3:58
SPEAKER_13: And then our our actual wedding was like six months later.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_13: Nine months later.
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SPEAKER_13: Sorry.
4:04
SPEAKER_03: I'm 20 23 still.
4:06
SPEAKER_13: Might need to talk into the mic.
4:07
SPEAKER_26: You're still strong at your bring that mic closer to your mouth.
4:09
SPEAKER_26: I don't want to miss a word of this.
4:12
SPEAKER_26: That's an incredible cowboy in a good way.
4:13
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
4:14
SPEAKER_26: On a scale of one to ten, how how would you rate that cowboy hat compared to all the other ones you have?
4:17
SPEAKER_26: Is that is that your go-to cowboy?
4:19
SPEAKER_03: Nah, this one's like a seven out of ten.
4:21
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
4:21
SPEAKER_03: It's not not the right fit, not the most expensive one in the world, but it it does its job.
4:25
SPEAKER_26: I feel like you have an accent more so than usual when you have the cowboy hat on.
4:29
SPEAKER_26: I don't believe so.
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SPEAKER_13: When I met him, he had a thick accent and it just slowly faded over the years.
4:34
SPEAKER_26: What kind of accent was it?
4:36
SPEAKER_13: Um, like twangy.
4:37
SPEAKER_26: Twangy?
4:38
SPEAKER_26: There was never an accent.
4:39
SPEAKER_13: Like twangy.
4:40
SPEAKER_26: I'll be honest, I find that hard to believe.
4:42
SPEAKER_26: I'm sure, I'm sure that there's a little twang in there.
4:45
SPEAKER_13: You know who would love his hat?
4:46
SPEAKER_26: Who's that?
4:47
SPEAKER_13: Mark Marone.
4:48
SPEAKER_26: Mark Marone, you guys would have a hat-off contest.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah, he's a hat off.
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SPEAKER_13: A hat off.
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SPEAKER_26: A hat off.
4:53
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
4:53
SPEAKER_03: So tell me about Mark Marone.
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SPEAKER_13: Mark is an esteemed chef.
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SPEAKER_13: He worked with the Tau group for like forever.
4:59
SPEAKER_13: And now he owns uh multiple ranches.
5:02
SPEAKER_13: He does regenerative ranching, and uh he owns that butcher shop, Diamond Spur, that I've talked with you about.
5:06
SPEAKER_13: We need to go out there.
5:07
SPEAKER_26: You gotta go out there.
5:08
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, you had the chicken park.
5:09
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, he came on.
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SPEAKER_13: He came on and Andrew was talking about his outfit, and I was like, Yeah, he's got his shit kickers on, and Andrew was like, shit kickers.
5:16
SPEAKER_13: And I was like, it's a real word.
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SPEAKER_03: So I need to show up in my nicest hat, nicest boots, and maybe even start some jeans for the occasion.
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SPEAKER_13: You need absolutely but yeah, you would love Mark.
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SPEAKER_13: Mark's a good dude.
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SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
5:27
SPEAKER_26: Uh he may show up today, maybe.
5:29
SPEAKER_26: Eric uh Eric Maxcom sent the invite to them.
5:32
SPEAKER_13: Is Eric coming?
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SPEAKER_26: No, he's out of town, unfortunately.
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SPEAKER_26: But uh Eric and I made a date to do the edibles and vinyl uh listening session.
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SPEAKER_13: So I'm very excited for it.
5:41
SPEAKER_13: Record it.
5:42
SPEAKER_13: That's right.
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SPEAKER_13: Members only.
5:43
SPEAKER_26: Members only.
5:44
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
5:44
SPEAKER_26: Members only episode.
5:46
SPEAKER_26: We'll break it down.
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SPEAKER_26: Andrew, do you own any boots?
5:48
SPEAKER_26: You know, I'm from I was born in Dallas.
5:51
SPEAKER_26: I don't own any boots.
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SPEAKER_26: What size boot or shoe do you wear?
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SPEAKER_26: Twelve.
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SPEAKER_26: Twelve?
5:55
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
5:55
SPEAKER_13: With those red ones?
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SPEAKER_13: We've got some sprays and snakes.
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SPEAKER_03: I would love to pull off some red skin.
6:01
SPEAKER_03: They're not snakeskin, though.
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SPEAKER_03: They are 1982 Sea Turtle.
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SPEAKER_03: Oh.
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SPEAKER_03: Lou Casey, who's the most famous boot maker for the most part ever.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
6:10
SPEAKER_03: Uh, prior to Sea Turtle being banned as, you know, for fashion.
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SPEAKER_03: Yes.
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SPEAKER_13: Well, I'll bring him in and you can try them on.
6:15
SPEAKER_03: Cost a pretty penny, but for you, my friend.
6:17
SPEAKER_26: Oh, I appreciate that.
6:18
SPEAKER_26: Tyler, you spoil me.
6:19
SPEAKER_26: Let me tell you something.
6:20
SPEAKER_26: After everything you and I have been through, I tell you what.
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SPEAKER_13: Wait, you guys both have to put up with me?
6:24
SPEAKER_13: Is that everything you've been through?
6:26
SPEAKER_26: That is more than enough.
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SPEAKER_13: No, but I I'll bring him in because they they don't fit him well.
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SPEAKER_13: So you can try them on.
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SPEAKER_26: But you have a wide foot, you have a narrow foot?
6:33
SPEAKER_26: What's your deal?
6:34
SPEAKER_26: Uh he just doesn't wear an 11.
6:38
SPEAKER_03: Just yeah, a little too big.
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SPEAKER_03: A little too big for him.
6:41
SPEAKER_26: A little too big of him.
6:41
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, we'll give it a try.
6:42
SPEAKER_26: Let's see what happens.
6:43
SPEAKER_26: Maybe I'll uh do a little one-two-step when I have him on.
6:45
SPEAKER_26: I'm excited.
6:46
SPEAKER_13: A one-two-step?
6:47
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
6:48
SPEAKER_13: And you're from Dallas?
6:49
SPEAKER_26: Is that not the right terminology?
6:50
SPEAKER_26: Should I set the stuff?
6:51
SPEAKER_26: Two two stepping.
6:51
SPEAKER_26: What did I say?
6:52
SPEAKER_26: I said one two steps.
6:53
SPEAKER_26: I feel like one two steps.
6:54
SPEAKER_26: Like Sierra.
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SPEAKER_26: I feel like one two step is that.
6:56
SPEAKER_26: It's like a hip-hop thing.
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SPEAKER_03: But if you're gonna get the boots, like you need some bootcut jeans, you need a hat.
7:01
SPEAKER_03: You gotta now don't put on a belt buckle unless you've won a rodeo.
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SPEAKER_03: We can't cosplay to that extent, but we can we can do most of the cowboy get up overall.
7:09
SPEAKER_26: I'm I'm excited for this.
7:10
SPEAKER_13: Love it.
7:11
SPEAKER_26: I love this.
7:12
SPEAKER_26: Well, Tyler, I'm excited to uh finally sh introduce you to the world here.
7:16
SPEAKER_26: Everybody's been talking about Tyler, Julie's mystery husband.
7:18
SPEAKER_26: Mystery is crazy.
7:20
SPEAKER_26: There he is.
7:20
SPEAKER_26: The one and only.
7:22
SPEAKER_03: I'm stoked to be here.
7:23
SPEAKER_03: The office setup is sick.
7:25
SPEAKER_03: This is way more than I could have ever imagined.
7:28
SPEAKER_03: Not that I've been on a set before, but I was uh pleasantly surprised to say the least.
7:32
SPEAKER_03: I love it.
7:33
SPEAKER_13: The entire setup is now he knows my job's real.
7:36
SPEAKER_03: Now he knows it.
7:36
SPEAKER_03: She's not just bullshitting you.
7:38
SPEAKER_03: The mystery job.
7:39
SPEAKER_03: That's right.
7:40
SPEAKER_13: Mystery job, mystery husband.
7:41
SPEAKER_26: Just Julie's life is just an enigma.
7:44
SPEAKER_26: That's what it is.
7:45
SPEAKER_13: That's how I like to keep it.
7:46
SPEAKER_26: She's a very mysterious woman.
7:47
SPEAKER_26: Well, Tyler, I'm gonna ask you a favor.
7:49
SPEAKER_26: Right behind you, to your right, is a picture of my head.
7:52
SPEAKER_26: You see that picture of my face?
7:53
SPEAKER_26: I do indeed.
7:54
SPEAKER_26: There's a little marker right beside it.
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SPEAKER_26: Can you sign my head?
7:56
SPEAKER_26: I absolutely may.
7:57
SPEAKER_26: Alright, thank you, brother.
7:59
SPEAKER_13: Leave room for everybody else.
8:00
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, don't go too big.
8:03
SPEAKER_13: He just writes Tyler right across.
8:05
SPEAKER_26: Tyler, just all over.
8:07
SPEAKER_26: And I'll tell you what else I like.
8:08
SPEAKER_26: I like the fact that we have these speakers and we can hear Julie snort in in 4D.
8:13
SPEAKER_26: Like, you know when you go to those movies theaters and like it's there's a lot of things.
8:16
SPEAKER_13: I don't think you're feeling my snort.
8:17
SPEAKER_13: I think you're feeling it.
8:18
SPEAKER_13: That's part of the 4D, is that there's a like a physical element to it.
8:21
SPEAKER_13: Like you're feeling it.
8:22
SPEAKER_26: If we had enough bass, wherever you want to go, brother.
8:25
SPEAKER_26: If we had enough bass, I feel like we could feel it.
8:28
SPEAKER_26: I feel like we could feel it for sure.
8:30
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, maybe.
8:31
SPEAKER_13: Vibrates the room.
8:32
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
8:33
SPEAKER_26: Uh where's your boy Brandon, by the way?
8:34
SPEAKER_13: I don't know.
8:35
SPEAKER_13: He disappeared.
8:35
SPEAKER_13: He's with Kent.
8:37
SPEAKER_13: Kent has him locked up again.
8:40
SPEAKER_26: Kent Axel may be showing up today.
8:42
SPEAKER_26: I know.
8:42
SPEAKER_26: Hopefully.
8:44
SPEAKER_26: Oh, perfect.
8:45
SPEAKER_13: Love it, love it, love it.
8:47
SPEAKER_26: Jarrett's.
8:49
SPEAKER_26: What's that?
8:50
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, come on over, Jared.
8:52
SPEAKER_13: Jarrett.
8:53
SPEAKER_13: Jarrett.
8:54
SPEAKER_26: Jarrett's walking around on two feet now.
8:57
SPEAKER_26: You had a little uh you had a little incident.
8:59
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, it was gnarly.
9:01
SPEAKER_13: What happened?
9:01
SPEAKER_13: Tell us what happened.
9:02
SPEAKER_13: I heard you were injured, but I didn't I didn't get all the He was laid up.
9:05
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I was uh decided to play basketball in my early 30s, and that's a bad idea.
9:09
SPEAKER_13: Did you warm up first?
9:10
SPEAKER_13: You ball too hard.
9:12
SPEAKER_02: Dude, I've never stretched for basketball ever.
9:14
SPEAKER_02: That's probably one of the biggest reasons why.
9:16
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, you gotta.
9:17
SPEAKER_02: It's so embarrassing getting injured playing like pickup basketball though.
9:20
SPEAKER_02: Because it's for nothing.
9:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:22
SPEAKER_02: You're like just for glory.
9:24
SPEAKER_02: Well, it's like what happened?
9:25
SPEAKER_02: It's like, I don't know, man.
9:26
SPEAKER_02: That 45-year-old I was guarding had a wicked first step, you know.
9:30
SPEAKER_02: So what happened?
9:30
SPEAKER_02: You you tore your Achilles or something?
9:32
SPEAKER_02: No, I uh I dislocated my ankle real bad.
9:34
SPEAKER_02: So like you know how your foot is normally like this?
9:36
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
9:37
SPEAKER_02: Mine kind of went like that.
9:39
SPEAKER_02: It was uh up on the side.
9:40
SPEAKER_02: It was pretty bad.
9:41
SPEAKER_02: That's good.
9:42
SPEAKER_02: I also uh I also tore the ligament that connects your heel to like your fibia.
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SPEAKER_02: It was pretty gnarly.
9:48
SPEAKER_02: I mean, uh that was four months ago.
9:50
SPEAKER_02: I've only been walking for like three weeks now.
9:52
SPEAKER_16: Whoa.
9:52
SPEAKER_02: Really?
9:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, and this is actually the first day I've been able to fit in shoes.
9:56
SPEAKER_02: I've I've been rocking Crocs this whole time.
9:59
SPEAKER_26: So you you basically you once you found out the party was coming up, was coming up, you willed yourself to be able to walk again.
10:05
SPEAKER_26: Exactly.
10:05
SPEAKER_26: Just so you can walk after.
10:06
SPEAKER_26: That's the big head.
10:09
SPEAKER_16: Exactly.
10:10
SPEAKER_13: What what football player went against medical advice and like healed himself real quickly?
10:15
SPEAKER_26: Uh I don't know.
10:16
SPEAKER_26: Jarrett?
10:17
SPEAKER_13: Tom Tom Brady?
10:18
SPEAKER_13: No, not Tom Brady.
10:19
SPEAKER_26: Tom Brady can do anything.
10:20
SPEAKER_13: It's not Tom Brady.
10:21
SPEAKER_13: Somebody.
10:21
SPEAKER_26: Uh I don't know.
10:22
SPEAKER_26: I don't know.
10:22
SPEAKER_13: Irrelevant.
10:23
SPEAKER_13: Never mind.
10:25
SPEAKER_02: So while you were injured, you were still doing stand-up though, right?
10:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, a little bit.
10:29
SPEAKER_02: I had uh, let's see, I did three shows.
10:31
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
10:32
SPEAKER_02: With uh so one of them I had a cast and a scooter, you know, one of those knee scooters.
10:37
SPEAKER_02: I love it.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: It was a good look.
10:38
SPEAKER_02: Did you miss the wheels?
10:40
SPEAKER_13: Write it into your set, like remote.
10:42
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, they uh they had my walk-on music, I guess my roll-on music was uh sick, was riding dirty.
10:52
SPEAKER_02: What were some of the jokes?
10:54
SPEAKER_02: Oh, I love that.
10:55
SPEAKER_02: Well what's what's one of the jokes you told with the uh so the honestly the story itself is pretty funny.
11:01
SPEAKER_02: So when I I fell and I hurt my ankle and I just saw my foot up on the side of my leg.
11:06
SPEAKER_02: Oh my god and uh the visual was worse than the pain, to be honest.
11:10
SPEAKER_02: Um and uh so immediately like that's where I found out that if you just if you scream loud enough, people will just call 911.
11:19
SPEAKER_02: Were you alone?
11:20
SPEAKER_02: Like what nobody else was playing with you that you knew, right?
11:23
SPEAKER_02: They're all just strangers.
11:24
SPEAKER_02: No, it was all people I knew.
11:25
SPEAKER_02: It was like a standing pickup game I have like every Monday night.
11:28
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it was pretty bad.
11:30
unknown: Oh my god.
11:32
SPEAKER_02: So they start calling 911, yeah, and then uh somebody got my wife on the phone, and my wife's a doctor, yeah, and so she's kind of talking to me through it.
11:39
SPEAKER_02: She's like, I broke my ankle, it's really bad.
11:41
SPEAKER_02: They're calling 911, and she's like, All right, slow down for a minute.
11:44
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, is it bleeding?
11:45
SPEAKER_02: I was like, no.
11:46
SPEAKER_02: She's like, Can you see your bone?
11:47
SPEAKER_02: I was like, no.
11:48
SPEAKER_02: It's like get a ride to the hospital.
11:51
SPEAKER_13: Right.
11:51
SPEAKER_13: You don't need an ambulance.
11:53
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you're fine.
11:54
SPEAKER_02: Did you carry you to the car?
11:55
SPEAKER_02: You're okay.
11:56
SPEAKER_26: Did you want it to break or did you want it to are you happy with how it happened?
11:59
SPEAKER_26: Because I feel like sometimes like I'm sorry, wants their ankle to break.
12:03
SPEAKER_26: Are you asking me if I want it to break my ankle?
12:05
SPEAKER_26: Sometimes there are injuries where you want it to break so it can easily get uh back in place or whatever it is.
12:11
SPEAKER_02: But oh yeah, if I would have broken my ankle, that would have been better than what I actually think.
12:17
SPEAKER_02: Dude, the way we're gonna be able to do that.
12:21
SPEAKER_13: Jared said on my side.
12:22
SPEAKER_13: Jared is agreeing with me that the way you said it was weird.
12:25
SPEAKER_02: You know what?
12:25
SPEAKER_13: Uh Did you want to have your appendix removed?
12:29
SPEAKER_26: Did you want to get drugged and have your kidneys removed to wake up in a bathtub the next morning or not?
12:34
unknown: Did you want that?
12:38
SPEAKER_02: Anyways, I got to the hospital though, and uh the doctor looked at it and he was like, Oh, we're gonna have to put that back right away.
12:43
SPEAKER_02: Because like I guess the skin on the opposite side of my foot was like stretching too much.
12:48
SPEAKER_02: So they're like, Yeah, we gotta put that back.
12:49
SPEAKER_02: And I was like, okay, what does that look like for me?
12:52
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what's he's like, you don't have to worry, we're gonna put you under.
12:55
SPEAKER_02: But uh here's the thing with redheads is we have like a different tolerance for uh like anesthetics and painkillers.
13:01
SPEAKER_02: For real?
13:01
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, it's like a real thing.
13:02
SPEAKER_02: Are you serious?
13:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah, like a like a nobody I don't really know why, but for some reason they just don't work as well on us.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: Interesting.
13:08
SPEAKER_02: As if there was any like if we needed any more reasons of why being a redhead sucks.
13:14
SPEAKER_02: Also, drugs don't work.
13:16
SPEAKER_02: So drugs don't work and it makes things more painful for redheads?
13:19
SPEAKER_02: Is that I don't know if it makes I think we actually are supposed to have a higher pain tolerance.
13:23
SPEAKER_13: I think that one missed me, but you know when you like go like before a surgery, they like ask you, like, do you do any drugs or any illicit drugs or whatever?
13:32
SPEAKER_13: And it's really so that they can check for how much anesthesia anesthetic you need.
13:35
SPEAKER_13: So for you, do you say no?
13:36
SPEAKER_13: I don't do drugs, but I am a redhead.
13:38
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
13:39
SPEAKER_02: No, I I actually do say that, like uh, you know, when I go to the dentist and stuff like that.
13:43
SPEAKER_02: Like you need to use more than you think you need.
13:46
SPEAKER_02: Bring it on, I can handle it.
13:47
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
13:48
SPEAKER_02: I want to be numb until tomorrow.
13:50
SPEAKER_11: That's crazy.
13:51
SPEAKER_02: So what about now?
13:52
SPEAKER_02: You're still performing?
13:53
SPEAKER_02: I am, yeah.
13:54
SPEAKER_02: I have a show on uh on the fourth over at uh with John Caparulo again opening for him.
13:59
SPEAKER_02: So you're back to your regularly scheduled programming with your stand-up routines and all that?
14:03
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I actually just got back from Canada.
14:05
SPEAKER_02: I had a show in uh Vancouver, Canada.
14:06
SPEAKER_02: Really?
14:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
14:07
SPEAKER_02: I mean that wasn't why I went there, but while I went while I was there, I it's pretty cool how you can you can like go on vacation and be like, you know what, I want to go to an open mic and just the way you get it, you turn your vacation to a tax write-off.
14:18
SPEAKER_02: That's how the wife feel about that.
14:21
SPEAKER_02: Uh no, I mean uh, you know, I run it by her before I uh try and find the opportunities and stuff, but uh no, she's been like super supportive of me through this whole thing.
14:29
SPEAKER_26: How's the open mic scenario in Turks and Keikos?
14:31
SPEAKER_26: What was that?
14:32
SPEAKER_26: How's the how's the open mic setting in Turks and Keikos?
14:34
SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, yeah.
14:35
SPEAKER_02: And uh I have to I'd have to check it out.
14:37
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, let me know.
14:37
SPEAKER_02: I'd I'd assume pretty bad.
14:41
SPEAKER_13: Well, I'm sure Andrew's comedy wouldn't be that great anyways.
14:44
SPEAKER_13: So you might fit right in.
14:45
SPEAKER_26: I'm killed in Turks and Keikos.
14:47
SPEAKER_26: Are you kidding me?
14:48
SPEAKER_26: They would love me in Turks and Kekos.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: Right.
14:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, especially if you're the only one doing it there.
14:52
SPEAKER_02: They have all the comparatives.
14:54
SPEAKER_13: They're not laughing with you, they're laughing at you.
14:56
SPEAKER_02: Where is it?
14:56
SPEAKER_26: Where's our show big in?
14:57
SPEAKER_26: Bakersfield?
14:58
SPEAKER_26: Is that what it was?
14:59
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, Bakersfield, California.
15:00
SPEAKER_26: For some reason, like our third most listened to city and for the show is Bakersfield.
15:04
SPEAKER_26: So I'm sure if if we brought our show to Bakersfield on the road, I'm sure we'd do well there.
15:07
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, yeah.
15:08
SPEAKER_02: Well, hey, any bookers in Bakersfield, California, get at me.
15:12
SPEAKER_13: We'll all go together.
15:14
SPEAKER_13: That's right.
15:14
SPEAKER_26: That's right.
15:14
SPEAKER_26: It'd be a big old outing.
15:16
SPEAKER_26: You know, um, when you came on last, I asked you if you went on any of their podcasts.
15:20
SPEAKER_26: Uh huh.
15:24
SPEAKER_26: Coincidentally, she reached out to me after that episode aired, and I went on her show too.
15:28
SPEAKER_26: I saw that, didn't you?
15:30
SPEAKER_02: That was a fun, that was a fun little experience.
15:31
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, you went on the cougarlicious pod?
15:33
SPEAKER_02: I went on cougarlicious.
15:34
SPEAKER_26: That was uh that was an experience, not to say the least.
15:37
SPEAKER_26: No, Donna's great.
15:38
SPEAKER_26: She loves Donna.
15:39
SPEAKER_26: She she uh she's very insightful.
15:42
SPEAKER_26: Um, she is is very quick witted uh and just a pleasure to be around.
15:46
SPEAKER_02: No, she's the best.
15:47
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, Donna Joy.
15:49
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
15:50
SPEAKER_26: Maybe I think we're Cougar Joy.
15:51
SPEAKER_26: I think I forgot to invite Donna Joy today, actually.
15:53
SPEAKER_13: Oh no.
15:55
SPEAKER_26: Julie, I'm blaming you for that one.
15:56
SPEAKER_13: I literally, Jarrett, so many times I said, Andrew, I can I can plan the party.
16:01
SPEAKER_13: I'm a really good event planner.
16:02
SPEAKER_13: Like I my husband helped, but I like planned a lot of our wedding.
16:06
SPEAKER_13: And he was like, nah, nah.
16:08
SPEAKER_13: I got it.
16:08
SPEAKER_13: So the fact that he's trying to blame me for Donna not being here today is ridiculous.
16:12
SPEAKER_26: I would never blame Julie for not having Donna here.
16:15
SPEAKER_26: But we'll talk about it later.
16:16
SPEAKER_13: Right.
16:17
SPEAKER_13: Gaslight me.
16:18
SPEAKER_13: You just did.
16:18
SPEAKER_13: You literally blamed me and then said I would never blame you.
16:21
SPEAKER_26: That sounds right.
16:22
SPEAKER_26: That sounds right.
16:22
SPEAKER_26: Well, Jarrett, thank you for being here, man.
16:24
SPEAKER_26: I'm excited to have you here.
16:25
SPEAKER_26: I'm excited for you.
16:26
SPEAKER_26: I I think I think the tacos are about to be able to do it.
16:27
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, tacos are ready.
16:28
SPEAKER_26: So if you're hungry, go get some food if you're hungry.
16:32
SPEAKER_26: Before you leave, if you don't mind, sign my face back there.
16:35
SPEAKER_26: All right, right back there.
16:36
SPEAKER_26: There's a pen, there's a there's a picture of my face.
16:37
SPEAKER_26: I want you to sign it.
16:38
SPEAKER_26: Where do you want me to sign it?
16:39
SPEAKER_26: Wherever your heart desires.
16:40
SPEAKER_26: All right.
16:41
SPEAKER_26: Sounds good.
16:41
SPEAKER_26: Jared Segno, ladies and gentlemen.
16:43
SPEAKER_26: Thank you so much for being here, brother.
16:44
SPEAKER_13: After everyone signs, you're gonna have to go like take that to a tattoo shop and get it actually writing.
16:50
SPEAKER_26: That's gonna be brutal.
16:51
SPEAKER_26: Brandon, who else we got?
16:52
SPEAKER_26: We got Cornish coming up?
16:54
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
16:56
SPEAKER_26: John and Kim.
16:57
SPEAKER_26: I'm excited for Cornish passing.
16:59
SPEAKER_13: John, and Kim.
17:00
SPEAKER_13: John, and Kim.
17:01
SPEAKER_26: Welcome, boys and girls.
17:03
SPEAKER_26: Thanks for being here, guys.
17:05
SPEAKER_26: How's it going?
17:06
SPEAKER_26: Good, man.
17:07
SPEAKER_13: I like that you made them plural.
17:08
SPEAKER_13: You said boys and girls.
17:10
SPEAKER_13: You know what?
17:12
SPEAKER_26: That's just my thing.
17:13
SPEAKER_26: That's just my thing.
17:14
SPEAKER_26: Right.
17:14
SPEAKER_13: Um White Claw sponsor.
17:16
SPEAKER_26: Yes, we're we're we're sponsored by Whiteclaw this episode.
17:18
SPEAKER_13: Whiteclaw, please sponsor us.
17:20
SPEAKER_17: I work later, so I think I'm doing like the reverse pasty double right now.
17:24
SPEAKER_17: I'm just gonna be drunk first, so then work later.
17:26
SPEAKER_17: You know what?
17:27
SPEAKER_13: I think it'll make it easier.
17:28
SPEAKER_26: When we posted the up the clip about the their pasty double, so many people were like, I love the pasty double, I miss the pasty double.
17:34
SPEAKER_26: There were even a couple people that were like, that's not what the pasty double is.
17:38
SPEAKER_17: Apparently, the other stores in Arizona have a different name for it.
17:41
SPEAKER_17: Yeah.
17:42
SPEAKER_26: Everybody's got something to say.
17:43
SPEAKER_26: You know, you don't always have to comment, you can just let it be sometimes.
17:46
SPEAKER_20: It was pretty funny going back and forth though.
17:49
SPEAKER_26: I did love that.
17:50
SPEAKER_26: Kim, pull that mic a little bit closer to your mouth.
17:52
SPEAKER_26: I don't want to miss a word of this.
17:53
SPEAKER_26: I'll tell you what, when you guys came on, the amount of love that sh that that was shown from everybody that watched your episode that either is currently working with you guys or has worked with you.
18:03
SPEAKER_26: I mean, there was not a negative comment, and I don't know, there's nothing negative to say about you guys, but you guys really emphasized the the fact that you guys you guys have a family.
18:12
SPEAKER_26: You you're you're building a family at Cornwall's Pasty.
18:14
SPEAKER_26: And it shows with everybody that commented, everybody that said how much they love you guys.
18:19
SPEAKER_26: Uh so I just want to say, well done.
18:20
SPEAKER_26: You guys do an amazing job there.
18:22
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
18:23
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
18:23
SPEAKER_26: And uh we had our little event, the big head event there.
18:26
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, we did.
18:26
SPEAKER_26: That was fun.
18:27
SPEAKER_26: That was a good time.
18:28
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, you guys had your your big outing.
18:30
SPEAKER_26: Yes, right.
18:31
SPEAKER_26: The big head outing.
18:32
SPEAKER_26: We I finally got a taste of what it's like to experience Cornish pasty in the world.
18:36
SPEAKER_13: That Irish car bomb put me under the table, guys.
18:42
SPEAKER_13: We we continued to go out for the night, and I think the Irish carbom is what started the downhill slope of my evening.
18:49
SPEAKER_26: We still we still talk about that.
18:51
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
18:52
SPEAKER_13: But you know what?
18:53
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, I think I maybe sent it to you.
18:55
SPEAKER_13: I don't know if you keep up with their social media as much as I do.
18:58
SPEAKER_26: Of course I do.
18:58
SPEAKER_13: They finally brought their fish and chips to the arts district location.
19:01
SPEAKER_26: How's that been going?
19:02
SPEAKER_13: It's true.
19:03
SPEAKER_17: Yeah, it's been going really good.
19:04
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
19:06
SPEAKER_26: Do you have a special way of making or prepping the fish and chips?
19:08
SPEAKER_26: What's your what's your strategy when you're making the fish and chips?
19:10
SPEAKER_17: I mean, we just we get like whole fish fillets, we we cut it down to the size we want.
19:15
SPEAKER_17: Yeah.
19:16
SPEAKER_17: We make our own batter.
19:18
SPEAKER_17: Um, just doing everything from scratch.
19:20
SPEAKER_17: Just everything else.
19:22
SPEAKER_26: What's the deal with the sauce?
19:23
SPEAKER_26: Is there a sauce that comes with it?
19:24
SPEAKER_17: Uh yeah.
19:25
SPEAKER_17: We make our own like tartar sauce and everything on the side.
19:28
SPEAKER_20: It looks amazing.
19:29
SPEAKER_17: Colesal.
19:31
SPEAKER_20: Yeah, you have to make sure that you dry out the fish.
19:34
SPEAKER_26: Is that a thing?
19:34
SPEAKER_20: We like salt it.
19:35
SPEAKER_20: You let it dry out.
19:37
SPEAKER_20: Otherwise, it's gonna be wet.
19:38
SPEAKER_26: Okay.
19:39
SPEAKER_26: Oh.
19:41
SPEAKER_20: I know.
19:41
SPEAKER_20: Make sure you dry your fish.
19:42
SPEAKER_17: Make sure you dry your fish on the floor.
19:43
SPEAKER_17: Yeah, I guess if you want any secrets, this has to be.
19:46
SPEAKER_13: Let's cut that out.
19:48
SPEAKER_17: Yeah.
19:49
SPEAKER_13: Every everybody make sure your fish is extra wet.
19:51
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
19:52
SPEAKER_26: Whatever you do, make sure your fish is extra moist.
19:56
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
19:57
SPEAKER_13: Moist fish.
19:58
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
19:59
SPEAKER_26: I saw that you guys have uh you guys have every 10 years you have the construction going on outside.
20:05
SPEAKER_26: Yep, it's time.
20:06
SPEAKER_26: How have yeah, it's about it's about that time.
20:08
SPEAKER_26: How have you guys been dealing with that?
20:10
SPEAKER_26: It's gotta be tough.
20:11
SPEAKER_17: Yeah, it's been the last it's actually been not bad up until about two weeks ago as they like are moving down further and further.
20:21
SPEAKER_17: Yeah.
20:22
SPEAKER_17: Um, they closed one of the streets next to us, and that's really when it's kind of like tanked a little bit.
20:29
SPEAKER_17: We still get the bar crowd, so luckily like it's not stopping the bar crowd from coming out.
20:36
SPEAKER_26: And it probably helps too.
20:37
SPEAKER_26: You have two entrances, right?
20:39
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, you have the the front entrance for all the construction, but also you have the back entrance, where when we went, it seemed like that was where we were.
20:45
SPEAKER_17: That's where the majority of our bar crowd comes in from the back, so they they probably don't even know anything's going on.
20:51
SPEAKER_17: Yeah.
20:51
SPEAKER_17: Like it's so that's great.
20:53
SPEAKER_17: Yeah, it's definitely hurting the lunch crowd.
20:58
SPEAKER_17: Not sure if it's so much because of like the construction's blocking the view, or if it's just people don't want to deal with like sitting in traffic, getting there, or a combination of everything.
21:07
SPEAKER_17: But yeah, I get that.
21:08
SPEAKER_17: It's plus it's also 114 degrees out.
21:12
SPEAKER_20: It's so hot.
21:12
SPEAKER_20: It is so hot.
21:13
SPEAKER_20: It's gross.
21:14
SPEAKER_20: It is gross.
21:15
SPEAKER_20: It's like walking in a convection oven.
21:17
SPEAKER_26: I'll be honest, you guys are wearing pants.
21:18
SPEAKER_26: I don't know how you're doing it.
21:20
SPEAKER_26: You know what?
21:20
SPEAKER_26: God bless you though.
21:22
SPEAKER_26: God bless you.
21:23
SPEAKER_26: Um you guys have your 10-year anniversary party coming up, right?
21:26
SPEAKER_17: In October, is that what it is?
21:28
SPEAKER_17: End of October.
21:29
SPEAKER_17: End of October.
21:29
SPEAKER_17: What are you guys gonna do for it?
21:31
SPEAKER_17: No idea.
21:33
SPEAKER_20: I'm in the middle of uh planning everything.
21:35
SPEAKER_20: Okay.
21:36
SPEAKER_20: So we kind of have to talk to the city about doing some stuff um in the alley.
21:41
SPEAKER_20: Um I know we're gonna do a raffle fundraiser.
21:44
SPEAKER_20: We gotta figure out a charity that all the money's gonna go to.
21:47
SPEAKER_20: Um probably DJs, past DJs that we've had throughout the past 10 years, um, and maybe some capacity flash tattoos.
21:59
SPEAKER_20: Yeah.
22:00
SPEAKER_17: You want your first tattoo.
22:01
SPEAKER_26: I do.
22:01
SPEAKER_26: Are they John tattoos?
22:02
SPEAKER_26: Is that what they are?
22:04
SPEAKER_20: I mean, we could we could have John's face.
22:05
SPEAKER_26: I want John's face, but I'll be honest, I kind of want a permanent tattoo.
22:08
SPEAKER_26: I wanna I want to make John permanent on my body.
22:10
SPEAKER_26: The cowboy hat and everything like that, yeah.
22:12
SPEAKER_20: The dirty hair holding the pasty.
22:14
SPEAKER_26: Holding the pasty.
22:16
SPEAKER_26: Yes, that's it.
22:16
SPEAKER_26: We can do it.
22:17
SPEAKER_26: I have it.
22:18
SPEAKER_26: Kim has it.
22:20
SPEAKER_26: Didn't didn't one of your employees, like ex-boyfriends or something, have it too?
22:24
SPEAKER_20: Yeah.
22:27
SPEAKER_20: I was getting his face tattooed on my leg, and then I looked over and I saw You got the ex-boyfriend?
22:34
SPEAKER_26: The employer's ex-boyfriend.
22:35
SPEAKER_20: The employee's ex- No, I I got John's face.
22:37
SPEAKER_20: So I'm getting.
22:40
SPEAKER_20: I'm getting John's face tattooed on my leg.
22:42
SPEAKER_20: And then I look over and I see another guy getting it done on the same leg, and I'm like, wait, I was like, do you know who that is?
22:49
SPEAKER_20: And he's like, no, it's just like a cool cowboy.
22:52
SPEAKER_20: I was like, that's John.
22:54
SPEAKER_20: Yeah, no, it's a good one.
22:56
SPEAKER_20: I love it.
22:56
SPEAKER_26: That's a great who made that initial design.
22:59
SPEAKER_17: Uh a friend of ours.
23:00
SPEAKER_17: We did we were doing like a poster, and I wanted it to be it's like from uh a fistful of dollars, I think, right?
23:09
SPEAKER_20: Yeah, and instead of a fistful of dollars, it's full of passage.
23:12
SPEAKER_20: I love that.
23:13
SPEAKER_20: Yeah.
23:14
SPEAKER_17: And yeah, she worked her magic with uh with some whatever.
23:18
SPEAKER_17: Yeah, she's really creative.
23:19
SPEAKER_20: Her and her husband own heritage tattoo.
23:22
SPEAKER_20: Okay, and so she kind of helps do their stuff.
23:25
SPEAKER_20: And I was like, how can I get John's face in Clint Eastwood face?
23:30
SPEAKER_16: It's perfect.
23:31
SPEAKER_20: Yeah, you guys nailed it.
23:33
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
23:34
SPEAKER_26: Um what uh what do you have anything else coming up for uh Cornish Passy in the next few months?
23:38
SPEAKER_26: Any upcoming events or anything other than just leading up to the 10-year anniversary?
23:42
SPEAKER_17: The 10 year is the biggest one.
23:43
SPEAKER_17: We don't really have too much going on other than that.
23:46
SPEAKER_17: Yeah, just like business as usual.
23:48
SPEAKER_17: I love that.
23:49
SPEAKER_26: Well, I'm excited also you guys, uh I'm very excited that you guys uh uh gave us the opportunity to have a uh Big Head Vegas local uh promotion uh where uh all of our members they'll have a digital card and you go into Cornish Passing and you get a little discount on your bill, which is awesome.
24:04
SPEAKER_26: So thank you for being a part of it.
24:06
SPEAKER_20: Yeah, so if you're a member of Hey Big Head, um it's 10% off food and drinks.
24:11
SPEAKER_20: Beautiful.
24:11
SPEAKER_20: We should have Kim do all of our promos.
24:13
SPEAKER_26: You know what, Kim?
24:14
SPEAKER_26: If if if you have just some free time, I don't know if I don't know what your free time is.
24:18
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, yeah, sponsor reads.
24:20
SPEAKER_20: Kim can I do some ASMR reading for you.
24:24
SPEAKER_26: Yes, you definitely have the voice for some ASMR reading.
24:26
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, you do pull that off.
24:28
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, yeah.
24:28
SPEAKER_26: Especially if it's about pasties.
24:30
SPEAKER_04: Yeah.
24:30
SPEAKER_17: Yeah.
24:30
SPEAKER_17: I can't watch the videos, I get too excited.
24:33
SPEAKER_26: I don't blame you.
24:34
SPEAKER_26: John! John, put it away.
24:36
SPEAKER_26: This is a family episode.
24:37
SPEAKER_26: This is a family episode.
24:39
SPEAKER_26: Oh my god.
24:40
SPEAKER_26: Well, guys, I'm excited for you to be here.
24:42
SPEAKER_26: Thank you so much for coming.
24:43
SPEAKER_26: I would love the two of you to sign my face back there if you don't mind.
24:46
SPEAKER_26: Of course.
24:47
SPEAKER_26: Um I don't know how your artistry skills are, but if you want to draw a picture of yours, the dirty hairy into my face, God, God bless.
24:54
SPEAKER_26: If not, you just want to sign your name, that's fine too.
24:56
SPEAKER_26: Okay.
24:56
SPEAKER_26: But yes.
24:57
SPEAKER_26: Um, but thank you guys so much for being here with me.
25:00
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
25:00
SPEAKER_26: John and Kim, everybody.
25:02
SPEAKER_13: John, Ann, Kim, John, Ann, Kim.
25:04
SPEAKER_26: I love those guys.
25:05
SPEAKER_13: Huh?
25:05
SPEAKER_26: I love those guys.
25:06
SPEAKER_13: I know, I do too.
25:07
SPEAKER_13: They're so nice.
25:08
SPEAKER_13: We love the All I can think about is pasties.
25:11
SPEAKER_13: I'm gonna have to get tacos.
25:13
SPEAKER_26: All day I think about pasties.
25:14
SPEAKER_13: I know.
25:14
SPEAKER_26: Go get some.
25:15
SPEAKER_13: Listen, whoever the who's the next guest.
25:16
SPEAKER_13: I don't know.
25:17
SPEAKER_13: I'll get tacos at Kent!
25:20
SPEAKER_26: Ken, get over here.
25:22
SPEAKER_13: Who's with you?
25:23
SPEAKER_13: Who is that?
25:24
SPEAKER_13: Who is this?
25:26
SPEAKER_26: There he is, Kent Axel.
25:29
SPEAKER_13: It's on.
25:30
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, on, baby.
25:30
SPEAKER_26: Get get in front of that.
25:31
SPEAKER_13: Get the mic in front of your face.
25:33
SPEAKER_26: Is there scorching Kimina?
25:35
SPEAKER_13: That'd be crazy.
25:37
SPEAKER_13: Yes.
25:37
SPEAKER_13: Oh, God.
25:38
SPEAKER_13: You can move the Kent hasn't even started drinking, and this is where we're at.
25:42
SPEAKER_07: I don't drink.
25:43
SPEAKER_13: Oh, I forgot.
25:44
SPEAKER_13: You did say that.
25:44
SPEAKER_13: Ken's hiding.
25:45
SPEAKER_13: We have sodas, just by the way, in the fridge.
25:48
SPEAKER_07: No, I don't drink.
25:48
SPEAKER_07: I don't drink water.
25:49
SPEAKER_13: You don't drink anything?
25:50
SPEAKER_07: Kent XL, what's new, buddy?
25:53
SPEAKER_13: Crazy of you to say you don't drink water when you were throwing water cups behind you last time you were here.
25:58
SPEAKER_07: He was very parched last time.
26:01
SPEAKER_07: Caught me in my lie.
26:04
SPEAKER_07: I was faking it.
26:05
SPEAKER_07: I was dropping it all down my ears.
26:07
SPEAKER_07: It's a magic trick.
26:08
SPEAKER_26: It's all part of the plan.
26:09
SPEAKER_26: Be honest, did you ever figure out how I did the finger trick?
26:13
SPEAKER_26: No.
26:13
SPEAKER_26: I know.
26:14
SPEAKER_26: Never figured out.
26:15
SPEAKER_26: No.
26:15
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
26:16
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
26:16
SPEAKER_26: Listen.
26:17
SPEAKER_26: Wild.
26:17
SPEAKER_26: I know.
26:18
SPEAKER_26: You know, I would love to tell you, but it's one of the magicians' code things.
26:21
SPEAKER_26: Can magicians tell other magicians the code?
26:23
SPEAKER_26: No.
26:24
SPEAKER_26: You can't.
26:24
SPEAKER_13: Wait, for real?
26:25
SPEAKER_13: Like if you learn a trick, you still can't tell other people.
26:29
SPEAKER_07: No, we can't tell other magicians.
26:30
SPEAKER_07: That would be breaking the code.
26:31
SPEAKER_07: You're not allowed to tell the secret.
26:32
SPEAKER_13: But I thought the I thought the code was you can't tell people outside.
26:34
SPEAKER_13: Once there's a blood package.
26:35
SPEAKER_07: But then someone could just come in and say they're a magician and they get all our secrets.
26:38
SPEAKER_26: I thought that would be a blood packed in that.
26:40
SPEAKER_07: That's preposterous.
26:43
SPEAKER_26: But who did who did I have that blood packed with?
26:45
SPEAKER_26: The random homeless guy out there.
26:46
SPEAKER_26: It was Piff.
26:47
SPEAKER_26: It was Piff.
26:48
SPEAKER_26: At least that I had a blood packed.
26:50
SPEAKER_07: You know, that that's not related to magic.
26:53
SPEAKER_26: That's just Piff.
26:54
SPEAKER_26: That's a whole European thing.
26:55
SPEAKER_07: He starts growing a dragon costume.
26:58
SPEAKER_13: And like Piff can take his off, but Andrew can't.
27:02
SPEAKER_26: Andrew, that's uh fusing to your skin.
27:05
SPEAKER_26: You know, I'll tell you what, a lot of people were amazed by the the duplicate drawings that we did though.
27:10
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
27:11
SPEAKER_26: I can't tell if they if they were serious or if they meant it, but it's pretty amazing.
27:14
SPEAKER_26: Either way, it blew me, it blew me away.
27:16
SPEAKER_26: I noticed uh what's that?
27:18
SPEAKER_07: He's on the wall.
27:19
SPEAKER_13: Yes, he is on the wall.
27:20
SPEAKER_13: He has to be on the wall.
27:21
SPEAKER_26: Of course.
27:21
SPEAKER_26: That's that's my wall of fame over there.
27:23
SPEAKER_07: Nice, nice.
27:24
SPEAKER_07: I noticed you've got a picture of the cat that you drew.
27:28
SPEAKER_07: Yes, that was the cat that I drew.
27:30
SPEAKER_07: And not of the magician that you had on the That's at my office.
27:34
SPEAKER_07: Oh, good, very good.
27:35
SPEAKER_07: Very good.
27:36
SPEAKER_13: He keeps a little, you know those school photos, the little tiny ones?
27:39
SPEAKER_13: He has a photo of you in his wallet.
27:41
SPEAKER_26: Oh, cool.
27:42
SPEAKER_26: And then and then at the bottom I said, keep it real.
27:48
SPEAKER_07: I didn't even do anything in your yearbook.
27:51
SPEAKER_26: I know.
27:51
SPEAKER_26: You know what?
27:52
SPEAKER_26: What are you gonna do?
27:53
SPEAKER_26: You win some, you lose some.
27:54
SPEAKER_07: So uh just for clarity, magicians can tell each other their secrets.
27:58
SPEAKER_13: Oh, okay.
27:59
SPEAKER_13: Thanks for lying to me.
28:01
SPEAKER_07: I lied to you.
28:02
SPEAKER_26: What's the criteria for it?
28:03
SPEAKER_26: Like, what's the criteria?
28:04
SPEAKER_26: Because, like, like you said, like I I'm a magician.
28:06
SPEAKER_26: You can tell me your secrets.
28:07
SPEAKER_26: What's the the requirements here?
28:09
SPEAKER_13: How do you make sure someone's a magician?
28:11
SPEAKER_26: Is there a suggestion?
28:12
SPEAKER_26: Vibes.
28:12
SPEAKER_26: Vibes?
28:13
SPEAKER_07: Vibes and dirt.
28:15
SPEAKER_13: Dirt.
28:15
SPEAKER_13: What kind of dirt are you talking about?
28:17
SPEAKER_07: Dirt from the Holy Land?
28:18
SPEAKER_07: Garden dirt.
28:19
SPEAKER_07: Garden dirt?
28:20
SPEAKER_13: That sounds more like witchy than magician.
28:23
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah, you have to do something.
28:25
SPEAKER_07: You have to it's part of the blood pact.
28:27
SPEAKER_07: Is that what that is?
28:28
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, the blood packed is.
28:29
SPEAKER_13: You must have a garden.
28:30
SPEAKER_07: At the top it says vibes, but in the one of the bullet points is blood pact.
28:36
SPEAKER_07: Got her.
28:37
SPEAKER_07: Got it!
28:38
SPEAKER_26: Ryan, put that on the board, please.
28:40
SPEAKER_26: You got a whole tally.
28:42
unknown: Bing!
28:43
SPEAKER_26: Put it on the board.
28:44
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, you you still hold the record for most snorts out of Julia.
28:47
SPEAKER_26: I intend to keep it.
28:50
SPEAKER_26: If we ever have somebody surpass him, we have to get Kent back on the show.
28:53
SPEAKER_13: That is ridiculous.
28:55
SPEAKER_26: Yes, I'll break my own record.
28:56
SPEAKER_26: That's the yeah.
28:57
SPEAKER_26: Kent, I'm gonna be honest, man to man, you have some incredible calves, dude.
29:01
SPEAKER_26: Oh, thank you.
29:03
SPEAKER_26: Brian, can you zoom in on those calves?
29:04
SPEAKER_26: I don't think you can.
29:05
SPEAKER_26: Zoom in on the calves, guys.
29:06
SPEAKER_26: Just just that one calf, though.
29:09
SPEAKER_26: Just the one calf just the one calf.
29:10
SPEAKER_07: I immediately started flexing my calves when you complimented them.
29:14
SPEAKER_13: Next time someone tells you that you can't get enough protein because you're a vegan, just say, look at my calves.
29:18
SPEAKER_07: Oh, yeah.
29:19
SPEAKER_07: I'll just look at my calf.
29:20
SPEAKER_07: You're like, yeah, where are the where do you get your protein from?
29:23
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, same place as a fucking gorilla.
29:26
SPEAKER_07: Like, whatever.
29:27
SPEAKER_13: Like, how do you how do you think they survived?
29:30
SPEAKER_07: You know, we do have some vegan in the in the tacos.
29:33
SPEAKER_07: I saw.
29:33
SPEAKER_13: Oh, we got vegan cookies too.
29:35
SPEAKER_07: We already had a snickerdoodle each.
29:37
SPEAKER_07: Excellent.
29:38
SPEAKER_26: From TSP Bakery.
29:39
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
29:39
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
29:39
SPEAKER_13: Shout out, Carrie.
29:40
SPEAKER_13: What was it?
29:41
SPEAKER_26: TSP Bakery.
29:41
SPEAKER_07: TSP Bakery.
29:42
SPEAKER_13: Teaspoon.
29:43
SPEAKER_13: TSP.
29:44
SPEAKER_07: TSP.
29:44
SPEAKER_07: It's on the North Side.
29:45
SPEAKER_07: Remember that, Molly.
29:47
SPEAKER_07: TSP Bakery, North Side.
29:49
SPEAKER_13: You brought Molly with you.
29:50
SPEAKER_13: Who is Molly?
29:51
SPEAKER_07: Molly is my lovely girlfriend.
29:53
SPEAKER_13: Molly, how do you put up with this?
29:59
SPEAKER_26: Molly has the patience of a saint.
30:00
SPEAKER_26: That's what she said.
30:01
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, well, we've done all the bullet points on the vibes.
30:03
SPEAKER_04: You did the blood pact with Molly?
30:04
SPEAKER_04: Yes, of course.
30:05
SPEAKER_04: The dirt.
30:06
SPEAKER_07: You rub the dirt in the wound afterwards.
30:09
SPEAKER_13: How does Molly feel about your your little crawlies that you keep with you?
30:14
SPEAKER_13: My creepy crawlies?
30:15
SPEAKER_13: No, they're not creepy.
30:16
SPEAKER_13: That's why I left that out.
30:17
SPEAKER_13: Oh, my crawlies.
30:17
SPEAKER_13: Your crawlies.
30:23
SPEAKER_26: She has the patience of a saint.
30:25
SPEAKER_26: God bless her.
30:26
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
30:26
SPEAKER_07: We once sat around, um, she actually has has held Isis once before her.
30:31
SPEAKER_13: Scorpions are arachnids.
30:32
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
30:33
SPEAKER_26: Which by the way, Isis is the name of the scorpion that came out of my hand.
30:36
SPEAKER_07: Well, uh, that's her stage name.
30:37
SPEAKER_07: Her name is Tinkerbell, as you know.
30:39
SPEAKER_13: She's just a little cutie little tinker.
30:40
SPEAKER_07: Like if she's in in casual situations, she's Tinkerbell.
30:44
SPEAKER_07: Um and uh and we actually had her holding Tinkerbell for a little while uh in her hand and her hair crawl like this.
30:53
SPEAKER_07: Very cool.
30:54
SPEAKER_07: Um, but that took uh uh a mere four and a half hours of sitting around a table, like slowly doing like okay, we're in the same room with a scorpion now.
31:03
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
31:04
SPEAKER_13: Exposure therapy.
31:05
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, exactly.
31:06
SPEAKER_07: I actually started with like, okay, there's a picture of a scorpion.
31:09
SPEAKER_07: You know, and then actually one way we got her petting her like this, but that required that um I thought this was very clever.
31:18
SPEAKER_07: I found a texture somewhere else that felt like her, and we started there.
31:22
SPEAKER_07: Just touch that.
31:23
SPEAKER_07: That feels like the back of the scorpion's.
31:25
SPEAKER_07: What does it feel like?
31:26
SPEAKER_07: Um, they feel like cheese.
31:30
SPEAKER_07: Gouda?
31:31
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's been a while since I've had cheese.
31:33
SPEAKER_13: They taste like blood, feel like cheese.
31:35
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, I imagine they feel like cheese.
31:37
SPEAKER_07: When's the last time you touched cheese?
31:40
SPEAKER_07: Listen, that's irrelevant.
31:43
SPEAKER_04: I know what cheese feels like.
31:44
SPEAKER_04: He doesn't eat cherry cheese.
31:48
SPEAKER_07: I like the sweatshirt.
31:49
SPEAKER_07: Don't eat the homies.
31:50
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, don't eat the homies.
31:51
SPEAKER_07: D-E-T-H.
31:53
SPEAKER_07: Death, baby.
31:54
SPEAKER_07: This is like this is a brand that was made for me.
31:56
SPEAKER_07: Molly found it.
31:58
SPEAKER_07: Uh it's it's this it's this uh couple of girls in in uh in LA.
32:02
SPEAKER_07: Molly, where exactly?
32:04
unknown: Uh San Fernando Valley.
32:05
SPEAKER_07: San Fernando Valley, they just opened up a that's where they opened up the thing, right?
32:09
SPEAKER_07: They just opened up a coffee shop in San Fernando Valley, a whole vegan coffee shop.
32:12
SPEAKER_07: But uh uh but yeah, don't eat the homies.
32:15
SPEAKER_07: Don't eat the homies.
32:15
SPEAKER_07: I love that.
32:16
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's very cool.
32:16
SPEAKER_07: It's cool, right?
32:18
SPEAKER_07: Am I cool?
32:18
SPEAKER_07: It's very you look like a hacker.
32:20
SPEAKER_26: You look like you're about to hack the house.
32:21
SPEAKER_13: You said that to him the first time he was on, too.
32:23
SPEAKER_13: Did it?
32:23
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, you told him.
32:24
SPEAKER_13: He wasn't wearing a hoodie the first time.
32:26
SPEAKER_13: I had a hood.
32:26
SPEAKER_13: He put a hood up.
32:27
SPEAKER_13: I had a hood.
32:28
SPEAKER_13: He did.
32:28
SPEAKER_07: Listen, the man has a go-to for hoods, all right?
32:32
SPEAKER_13: Anyone with a hood.
32:35
SPEAKER_26: I only have so many jokes in my repertoire, okay?
32:38
SPEAKER_26: After a while, they start to repeat themselves.
32:39
SPEAKER_13: I know.
32:40
SPEAKER_13: That's true.
32:40
SPEAKER_07: We have to, we, we, we can't go too long.
32:42
SPEAKER_13: Can't maybe you missed your true calling.
32:44
SPEAKER_13: It was hacking.
32:45
SPEAKER_07: Hacking?
32:46
SPEAKER_07: Hacking.
32:46
SPEAKER_07: Yeah.
32:46
SPEAKER_13: Did you there's the big hacking convention this upcoming week.
32:48
SPEAKER_13: Everybody turn your public Wi-Fi off.
32:50
SPEAKER_26: Oh goodness.
32:51
SPEAKER_13: That's it starts today.
32:53
SPEAKER_13: My heavens.
32:54
SPEAKER_26: Is that Mandalay or where is it at?
32:56
SPEAKER_13: Uh I don't know if it's at Mandalay.
32:57
SPEAKER_26: I hope it's not Mandalay.
32:58
SPEAKER_26: It is Mandalay.
32:59
SPEAKER_26: It is Mandalay.
33:00
SPEAKER_26: So because you work at Mandalay.
33:02
SPEAKER_26: I do work at Mandalay.
33:03
SPEAKER_26: Uh Wi-Fi off and Bluetooth off, right?
33:05
SPEAKER_26: All of it.
33:06
SPEAKER_26: All of the everything off.
33:07
SPEAKER_26: Fabulous.
33:07
SPEAKER_26: Make it happen.
33:08
SPEAKER_26: Don't even bring your phone up.
33:09
SPEAKER_26: I'm not going to remember to do this.
33:10
SPEAKER_13: Then they'll know all the magic secrets if you don't turn it off.
33:13
SPEAKER_26: Without the blood?
33:14
SPEAKER_26: They're going to get all your scorpion photos.
33:16
SPEAKER_26: It's going to be it's going to be wild.
33:18
SPEAKER_13: All of his scorpion photos.
33:19
SPEAKER_13: They don't want to see that.
33:20
SPEAKER_26: They're going to get some other stuff in there.
33:22
SPEAKER_26: What's in your camera roll?
33:23
SPEAKER_26: Be honest.
33:23
SPEAKER_26: What's the weirdest thing in your camera roll?
33:26
SPEAKER_26: I'm sure you get a lot of weird stuff in there.
33:29
SPEAKER_26: The fact that you're the one time that you're silent makes me do this.
33:33
SPEAKER_26: Really weird.
33:34
SPEAKER_13: You know, kid, everybody on the show has one opportunity to say, I am Joe Lombardo and not answer a question.
33:40
SPEAKER_07: I am Joe Lombardo.
33:41
SPEAKER_07: That's our thing.
33:41
SPEAKER_07: Everybody can't.
33:43
SPEAKER_07: Isn't it Anthony Fauci now?
33:44
SPEAKER_07: Is it Fauci?
33:52
SPEAKER_07: On the advice of my counsel, I will respectfully decline to answer based on my Fifth Amendment rights against self-incrimination.
34:03
SPEAKER_07: You're good.
34:03
SPEAKER_07: I know that doesn't prove that you're guilty, but damn, it kind of sounds like it's it really does.
34:08
SPEAKER_13: Honestly, then it's kind of how I feel anytime someone like doesn't speak.
34:12
SPEAKER_07: No, no.
34:12
SPEAKER_07: Never talk to the cops, guys.
34:14
SPEAKER_07: Come on.
34:14
SPEAKER_07: Right.
34:15
SPEAKER_07: That goes out, that goes from Julia to Fauci.
34:18
SPEAKER_13: Julia to Fauci.
34:19
SPEAKER_13: Because we are opposite ends of the spectrum.
34:22
SPEAKER_07: Well, yeah.
34:24
SPEAKER_13: Maybe.
34:24
SPEAKER_07: Maybe.
34:25
SPEAKER_07: I don't know.
34:25
SPEAKER_07: I've never seen the two of you in the same room.
34:28
SPEAKER_13: It's because we are the same person.
34:30
SPEAKER_13: Because I am Fauci.
34:31
SPEAKER_13: I am Fauci.
34:32
SPEAKER_13: You'll never see me and Fauci in the same room.
34:35
SPEAKER_07: It was like the spark because I am Fauci.
34:39
SPEAKER_26: I am Fauci.
34:40
SPEAKER_26: We all just go around the room.
34:42
SPEAKER_26: Just I didn't say that.
34:43
SPEAKER_26: I love that.
34:43
SPEAKER_26: Oh my god.
34:44
SPEAKER_26: Well, Ken, I'm excited to have you here, man.
34:46
SPEAKER_26: We do have some vegan options for the tacos that I think.
34:48
SPEAKER_26: Not just the snickerdoodles.
34:50
SPEAKER_07: I saw the snickerdoodles and I saw mushrooms as well.
34:53
SPEAKER_07: Do you eat mushrooms?
34:54
SPEAKER_07: I they come from dirt, don't they?
34:56
SPEAKER_07: I don't know, man.
34:57
SPEAKER_07: I have no idea where they got to the body.
35:02
SPEAKER_13: So just because they're vegan doesn't mean you like them.
35:04
SPEAKER_26: No, that's true.
35:05
SPEAKER_26: He seems like a mushroom guy.
35:06
SPEAKER_13: What does that mean?
35:08
SPEAKER_13: What did you just say to me?
35:11
SPEAKER_26: Did I just touch a nerf?
35:14
SPEAKER_26: Molly, is there some dark past about mushrooms?
35:16
SPEAKER_26: You look like you like fungus.
35:18
SPEAKER_26: Truly.
35:19
SPEAKER_26: That sounds awful.
35:20
SPEAKER_07: I am a fun guy.
35:24
SPEAKER_26: Uh Kent, before you go, before you go and sign my face back.
35:27
SPEAKER_26: That's a way to get me off this couch.
35:29
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
35:30
SPEAKER_13: Well, last time it took three hours to get you off the couch.
35:33
SPEAKER_07: It's not going how he wanted to.
35:35
SPEAKER_07: This is going exactly how he wanted to.
35:37
SPEAKER_07: You know, one of these days.
35:39
SPEAKER_07: I refuse to do the blood pack.
35:40
SPEAKER_07: That was a good thing.
35:40
SPEAKER_26: One of these days, we can do it.
35:41
SPEAKER_26: I'm coming to your game night.
35:43
SPEAKER_26: I want to come to your game night.
35:44
SPEAKER_07: Bring Brandon.
35:44
SPEAKER_07: I returned him.
35:45
SPEAKER_07: You did.
35:46
SPEAKER_07: Thank you for returning Brandon.
35:47
SPEAKER_07: You're welcome.
35:47
SPEAKER_07: I thought he was dead.
35:48
SPEAKER_13: No, no, no.
35:49
SPEAKER_13: He doesn't even know.
35:49
SPEAKER_13: He wasn't here.
35:50
SPEAKER_13: We made a joke about that earlier.
35:52
SPEAKER_13: He goes, Julie, where's your boy Brandon?
35:53
SPEAKER_13: I said, Kent has him locked up again.
35:57
SPEAKER_26: We still say that joke.
35:58
SPEAKER_26: It's so good.
35:59
SPEAKER_26: And the fact that we forgot to tell Brandon after, and he came up to us because he watches the videos after.
36:04
SPEAKER_26: He's like, Yeah, Kent kidnapped me, whatever, like that.
36:07
SPEAKER_26: But I love the fact that that's just our ongoing joke.
36:09
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we love it.
36:10
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
36:11
SPEAKER_07: That's awesome.
36:11
SPEAKER_26: Well, Kent, and I'm glad that I can now pronounce your name properly as opposed to the last time where I pronounced your name wrong, the first 99% of the episode.
36:20
SPEAKER_26: And then the last one percent.
36:21
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, yeah.
36:22
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
36:22
SPEAKER_26: But I'm sure you're used to it by now.
36:23
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
36:25
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, it's fine.
36:26
SPEAKER_07: I don't care.
36:27
SPEAKER_07: I don't even care.
36:28
SPEAKER_07: I don't even care.
36:29
SPEAKER_26: This is looking deep into my soul right now.
36:31
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, it's fine.
36:32
SPEAKER_26: I want to stand your good side, Kent XL.
36:34
SPEAKER_26: That's what I want.
36:35
SPEAKER_07: What was your last name?
36:36
SPEAKER_07: Don't worry.
36:38
SPEAKER_07: F-I.
36:39
SPEAKER_26: Damn it, Julie.
36:40
SPEAKER_26: Oh my god.
36:41
SPEAKER_26: Well, Kent, yes, please go sign my name.
36:43
SPEAKER_26: Enjoy the vegan tacos.
36:44
SPEAKER_26: Enjoy the vegan cookies.
36:46
SPEAKER_26: And uh we got a band performer.
36:47
SPEAKER_26: You gonna be able to see the ground?
36:48
SPEAKER_07: These are this is not a photograph.
36:51
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I thought this was right after you got out.
36:55
SPEAKER_13: He had them all removed.
36:56
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, no, I thought that like I it was a dark time in my life.
36:59
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
37:00
SPEAKER_26: That whole jaywalking thing really uh really got me going.
37:03
SPEAKER_07: You're telling me that I get I come all the way here and I cannot sign your actual face.
37:07
SPEAKER_26: I wish, dude.
37:09
SPEAKER_26: I mean, we we have another hour and a half left of this, so ideally I'd like to like to stay somewhat pure.
37:13
SPEAKER_26: Oh but at the end.
37:15
SPEAKER_26: Maybe at the end.
37:16
SPEAKER_26: Maybe.
37:16
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, maybe it'd be like face painting at the end.
37:18
SPEAKER_07: Maybe that'll be on the return visit.
37:20
SPEAKER_07: Oh, I can't wait.
37:20
SPEAKER_07: Yes.
37:22
SPEAKER_07: Alright, I will sign your face.
37:23
SPEAKER_07: Thank you.
37:23
SPEAKER_07: Okay, go sign it.
37:24
SPEAKER_07: Do I do this now?
37:25
SPEAKER_07: Do it right now.
37:25
SPEAKER_07: Get back there.
37:26
SPEAKER_07: Okay, bye, folks.
37:28
SPEAKER_13: See you later.
37:31
SPEAKER_13: Dude, what a trip.
37:32
SPEAKER_26: He is.
37:32
SPEAKER_26: He just I fucking love him too.
37:35
SPEAKER_26: He just keeps on going.
37:36
SPEAKER_13: You can go through there.
37:37
SPEAKER_13: Go ahead, get it back.
37:38
SPEAKER_13: I almost knocked everything down.
37:40
SPEAKER_26: Just ruined the entire production.
37:42
SPEAKER_13: Don't you know how production works?
37:44
SPEAKER_26: If anybody's gonna do that, it's gonna be Kent Axel.
37:46
SPEAKER_13: Is it a Sharpie or is it an Expo marker?
37:48
SPEAKER_13: This is a fucking price marker.
37:50
SPEAKER_26: It gets the job done, Kent.
37:52
SPEAKER_07: No one doesn't.
37:53
unknown: Look!
37:54
SPEAKER_26: Go on! Ken, stop wiping my face.
37:56
SPEAKER_07: Okay, well.
37:58
SPEAKER_07: Actually, no, it works.
37:59
SPEAKER_07: Yeah, Carrie, we're good.
38:00
SPEAKER_07: We're good.
38:01
SPEAKER_07: It works fine.
38:01
SPEAKER_07: Crisis averted.
38:02
SPEAKER_07: I lied.
38:03
SPEAKER_26: Uh listen, ladies and gentlemen, we have the man of the hour.
38:07
SPEAKER_26: The man, the man, the Monaco.
38:10
SPEAKER_26: Get over here.
38:11
SPEAKER_26: Monaco 11, ladies and gentlemen.
38:13
SPEAKER_24: Ladies and gentlemen, what is up?
38:17
SPEAKER_13: Ladies, instead of boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, we're gonna go.
38:21
SPEAKER_26: Get that mic close to your face.
38:22
SPEAKER_26: I don't want to miss a word on this.
38:23
unknown: I gave you a grill.
38:24
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
38:27
SPEAKER_04: It's ridiculous.
38:29
SPEAKER_26: Uh Monaco, listen, we've had some pretty incredible names on this show.
38:33
SPEAKER_26: Kent XL.
38:34
SPEAKER_26: We've had Jonathan Jostle.
38:36
SPEAKER_07: What's up, man?
38:36
SPEAKER_07: Hiya, how are you doing?
38:38
SPEAKER_26: We've had Chef James Trees, we've had Corners Pass.
38:40
SPEAKER_26: We've had a tremendous amount of people around town come on our show and share their stories and just have great conversations.
38:47
SPEAKER_26: The number one person most requested is Monaco 11.
38:51
SPEAKER_26: From anybody that I've talked to.
38:52
SPEAKER_24: That's crazy.
38:53
SPEAKER_24: The people love you.
38:54
SPEAKER_26: The people love Monaco 11.
38:56
SPEAKER_26: And you know what?
38:57
SPEAKER_26: I get it.
38:58
SPEAKER_26: I get it, man.
38:59
SPEAKER_26: How listen, now that you're big and famous, uh I just want to make sure that you don't forget about us when you get too.
39:06
SPEAKER_24: Oh, I'm never forgetting.
39:09
SPEAKER_13: How could you?
39:10
SPEAKER_13: We're so wonderful.
39:11
SPEAKER_26: Has being on the Hey Big Head Show gotten you any additional dates?
39:15
SPEAKER_26: That's all I want to know.
39:16
SPEAKER_26: Have we been able to help you at all?
39:17
SPEAKER_24: Yeah, I definitely got more engagement.
39:19
SPEAKER_24: Um, the views that we've had we shared for the accounts.
39:22
SPEAKER_24: Yes.
39:22
SPEAKER_24: You know, we're getting like 4,000 per reel.
39:25
SPEAKER_24: So make sure to check out both of us.
39:26
SPEAKER_24: Um, somebody else saw the clips and I was on another podcast on Zoom.
39:30
SPEAKER_24: Yes.
39:31
SPEAKER_24: Some of those clips are coming out too.
39:32
SPEAKER_13: So well, not to brag though, but like you were in person for hours.
39:36
SPEAKER_24: Oh yeah.
39:37
SPEAKER_24: And you guys are legit.
39:38
SPEAKER_24: The studio here is sick.
39:39
SPEAKER_24: Thank you.
39:40
SPEAKER_24: So if you ever get invited by them, come check it out.
39:43
SPEAKER_26: Say yes.
39:44
SPEAKER_26: Absolutely say yes.
39:45
SPEAKER_26: Um, question Is there anybody here that you would flirt with or try to pick up on?
39:50
SPEAKER_26: Is there anybody that's catching your eye on the show?
39:51
SPEAKER_13: You don't have to tell us who.
39:53
SPEAKER_26: Besides can't excel.
39:54
SPEAKER_13: You don't have to tell us too who.
39:56
SPEAKER_13: But are you counting any cuties in the middle?
39:57
SPEAKER_24: No, I'm gonna say all of them.
39:58
SPEAKER_24: I'm gonna say all of them.
39:59
SPEAKER_24: All of them.
40:00
SPEAKER_24: Especially him with the glasses.
40:01
SPEAKER_24: Oh, especially Devin.
40:03
SPEAKER_24: Him in the back of the house.
40:04
SPEAKER_13: You're hitting on Andrew's girlfriend.
40:06
SPEAKER_26: And him right here too.
40:06
SPEAKER_26: Oh, thank you.
40:07
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
40:08
SPEAKER_26: You know, there's one person here that wants to sit down with you.
40:11
SPEAKER_26: Devin.
40:12
SPEAKER_26: Devin wants to talk to me.
40:13
SPEAKER_26: One of my best friends.
40:14
SPEAKER_26: Come on over here.
40:15
SPEAKER_26: I want you to sit on the couch with Devin is literally Monaco.
40:19
SPEAKER_13: From the moment I arrived today, Devin was like, I cannot wait.
40:22
SPEAKER_26: Hey, what's up, man?
40:23
SPEAKER_26: Devin, meet Monico.
40:24
SPEAKER_26: Monaco, meet Devin.
40:25
SPEAKER_13: Monico, I'm gonna be so for real with you.
40:30
SPEAKER_26: Use those.
40:30
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
40:30
SPEAKER_13: Monaco desperately needs your help, dude.
40:34
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
40:34
SPEAKER_26: Listen, Devin.
40:37
SPEAKER_24: Cheating.
40:37
SPEAKER_24: Okay.
40:40
SPEAKER_06: With both of them or with one of them?
40:43
SPEAKER_04: What's crazy isn't it?
40:44
SPEAKER_06: Just kidding, just kidding, just kidding.
40:46
SPEAKER_06: She's in the bathroom.
40:49
SPEAKER_13: She's standing right there shaking her head at you, walking in right now.
40:52
SPEAKER_26: Listen, Monaco, Devin has a hard time.
40:54
SPEAKER_26: I mean, listen, Devin's got a beautiful fiance.
40:56
SPEAKER_26: They've been going strong.
40:58
SPEAKER_26: But Devin was at one point very scared to go up and talk to women.
41:02
SPEAKER_26: He's very intimidating.
41:03
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
41:04
SPEAKER_26: What's the number one piece of advice you would give to him?
41:07
SPEAKER_24: Well, I mean, on a serious note, if your internal dilemmas are all satisfied, I would just have to say his aren't.
41:16
SPEAKER_24: I would just say use one pickup line.
41:18
SPEAKER_24: I don't even subscribe to pickup lines, but I say the same thing over and over again.
41:21
SPEAKER_24: Just one?
41:22
SPEAKER_24: I just say one thing.
41:22
SPEAKER_24: Tell him who it is.
41:23
SPEAKER_13: Tell him what he needs to say.
41:24
SPEAKER_24: So if you see somebody that's attractive, make sure you're in her peripheral vision or make sure that she could kind of see you like this.
41:30
SPEAKER_24: Just say, hey.
41:30
SPEAKER_24: I thought you were kind of cute.
41:32
SPEAKER_24: Get in front of that mic, Monaco.
41:33
SPEAKER_24: Pull that mic over.
41:34
SPEAKER_24: No, you're good.
41:34
SPEAKER_24: We just gotta make sure we can hear you.
41:35
SPEAKER_24: Yes.
41:36
SPEAKER_24: I would say, hey, I saw you from over there and I thought you were kind of cute.
41:39
SPEAKER_24: I just wanted to come and say hi.
41:40
SPEAKER_06: I liked your other one though, the single married or cheating.
41:43
SPEAKER_06: I think that one landed.
41:45
SPEAKER_06: That was my favorite.
41:46
SPEAKER_24: That's a little advanced, but you could do that too.
41:48
SPEAKER_06: I my favorite is.
41:50
SPEAKER_06: Hey, nice to meet you.
41:51
SPEAKER_06: Do you know how much polar bear weighs?
41:53
SPEAKER_06: Enough to break the ice.
41:54
SPEAKER_06: Hi, I'm Devin.
41:54
SPEAKER_25: Oh, you dirty.
41:58
SPEAKER_06: That's good.
41:58
SPEAKER_06: Is that what you did to pull Lauren?
42:00
SPEAKER_06: Uh no.
42:01
SPEAKER_06: I asked her if she was from Dublin.
42:03
SPEAKER_06: Because when I met her, my penis was Dublin.
42:08
SPEAKER_06: That's a classic.
42:12
SPEAKER_04: Lauren, I'm so sorry.
42:13
SPEAKER_06: Hey, five years later.
42:15
SPEAKER_06: It has been love.
42:16
SPEAKER_06: Still Dublin.
42:18
SPEAKER_26: It's tripling now.
42:20
SPEAKER_26: I love that for you guys.
42:21
SPEAKER_26: Um listen, Monica, where have the single events been in the past few weeks since you've last been on the show?
42:26
SPEAKER_26: You mentioned there you went to a few.
42:28
SPEAKER_26: Some of them were great, some of them not so much.
42:30
SPEAKER_26: Have there been any single events or places that you've been able to meet some uh single cuties?
42:35
SPEAKER_24: The single events, there was one recently at the F1 uh event center, which was hosted by your friends, the Vegas Vegas Brunch Boys.
42:42
SPEAKER_24: Yep.
42:42
SPEAKER_24: Yep, yep.
42:43
SPEAKER_24: But other than that, the new spot are the day clubs and the Bel Air Pool.
42:46
SPEAKER_24: Okay.
42:46
SPEAKER_24: The Bel Air Pool is sick.
42:48
SPEAKER_24: Top 10 top-notch women.
42:50
SPEAKER_24: You gotta go there.
42:51
SPEAKER_24: If you're not local, don't go there because you're gonna be competing with me.
42:54
SPEAKER_04: But I love that.
42:58
SPEAKER_04: I love it.
42:59
SPEAKER_04: Love it.
43:00
SPEAKER_06: I'm canceling my cabana for tomorrow.
43:03
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
43:04
SPEAKER_26: Do you w when you go to Bel Air, do you get the cabana or do you just kind of just wing it?
43:08
SPEAKER_26: Or what's what's your strategy when you go to coon and you go to Banana?
43:10
SPEAKER_24: If I'm going with friends, I'll do a cabana.
43:12
SPEAKER_24: But other than that, you know, I usually just wait for some sort of eye contact or something like that and just go and approach.
43:18
SPEAKER_24: If not, I'll just insert myself in the group and say, hey, what's up?
43:21
SPEAKER_24: Good for you.
43:22
SPEAKER_24: I love it.
43:23
SPEAKER_24: That is good.
43:24
SPEAKER_26: When you're doing that, is your shirt on or off at the moment?
43:27
SPEAKER_24: Yeah, just shorts, you know.
43:28
SPEAKER_24: Just rocking the shorts.
43:29
SPEAKER_24: Just sing the full body.
43:30
SPEAKER_24: Listen, this is a good thing.
43:32
SPEAKER_24: Let them know what's up.
43:33
SPEAKER_24: That's yeah.
43:33
SPEAKER_24: Yeah.
43:34
SPEAKER_24: Listen, you go-to put it all on the table.
43:36
SPEAKER_24: They're all naked too, so I'm like, I might as well join the party.
43:39
SPEAKER_24: I mean, naked.
43:40
SPEAKER_24: Why are they naked?
43:41
SPEAKER_24: They're just not as clothed as usual.
43:43
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, yeah.
43:43
SPEAKER_26: Naked.
43:44
SPEAKER_13: And Monica goes, My swim trunks are doubling.
43:50
SPEAKER_26: This guy's tripling, but yeah.
43:54
SPEAKER_26: Oh, that was a good one.
43:56
SPEAKER_26: That was a good one.
43:57
SPEAKER_26: The snort in four D.
43:58
SPEAKER_26: Clip that, clip that.
44:00
SPEAKER_26: It's gonna be our thing.
44:01
SPEAKER_26: Clip the club.
44:02
SPEAKER_26: God damn, Monica.
44:03
SPEAKER_26: I'm so happy you're here, man.
44:04
SPEAKER_26: Listen, I'm glad that everybody was here.
44:06
SPEAKER_26: Honestly, you're probably gonna get pulled back into a few more interviews because a lot of people are gonna come on and they're gonna have a few more questions for you.
44:13
SPEAKER_26: Um but I'm excited that you're here, man.
44:15
SPEAKER_26: You are a friend of the show.
44:16
SPEAKER_26: We are so thankful that you're you're you're here to enjoy.
44:19
SPEAKER_06: I wouldn't have came today if you didn't come.
44:20
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, Devin.
44:21
SPEAKER_13: Literally, he said, I hate everybody there except for Monaco.
44:24
SPEAKER_26: Devin and Lauren were and Michael Richter were our first guests that we had on our very first show.
44:29
SPEAKER_26: And so, of course, I want them to be here.
44:31
SPEAKER_26: But Devin specifically said, if Monaco's not there, I'm not there.
44:34
SPEAKER_26: I'm not there.
44:35
SPEAKER_26: Oh man.
44:35
SPEAKER_26: Big fan, man.
44:36
SPEAKER_06: Big fan, big fan.
44:37
unknown: Big fan.
44:38
SPEAKER_26: And then is it true?
44:40
SPEAKER_26: Maybe we can talk about this, maybe we can't.
44:42
SPEAKER_26: You maybe have a single coming out next month.
44:44
SPEAKER_26: I do.
44:44
SPEAKER_26: I do.
44:45
SPEAKER_24: I got a music video in the project in the works.
44:47
SPEAKER_13: Uh can't you tell us what genre?
44:49
SPEAKER_13: Because we've all been trying to make our guesses.
44:50
SPEAKER_24: I think it's smooth jazz.
44:52
SPEAKER_24: No.
44:52
SPEAKER_24: No, hip hop.
44:53
SPEAKER_13: No, I said I think it's smooth jazz, and you said Julie, you're wrong.
44:56
SPEAKER_13: So don't steal my answer right now.
44:58
SPEAKER_13: I'm so sick of you.
44:59
SPEAKER_24: Hard rock?
44:59
SPEAKER_24: Fine, hard rock then.
45:00
SPEAKER_24: That's a good guess.
45:01
SPEAKER_24: I do play the guitar, but hip hop.
45:03
SPEAKER_24: Um man, I hate to disappoint, but it's electronic music.
45:06
SPEAKER_24: Oh, no one's not disappointed.
45:08
SPEAKER_24: No one's disappointed.
45:09
SPEAKER_06: Oh, your voice is on there, though.
45:10
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
45:10
SPEAKER_13: That's exciting.
45:11
SPEAKER_13: Cool.
45:11
SPEAKER_13: We're gonna hear you at the day clubs.
45:13
SPEAKER_06: Maybe.
45:14
SPEAKER_06: I will hire you.
45:16
SPEAKER_06: Oh my god.
45:16
SPEAKER_26: That's worth gonna be.
45:18
SPEAKER_06: I big fan of disco poster.
45:19
SPEAKER_26: Listen, Devin's friends with a lot of big names in town.
45:22
SPEAKER_26: He's friends with you know a lot of big DJs in town.
45:24
SPEAKER_26: So by adding Devin to your list, uh, I'll have you DJ my house pool party.
45:30
unknown: Yeah.
45:30
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, we could do that too.
45:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
45:31
SPEAKER_13: Wow, that would be so much fun.
45:33
SPEAKER_26: Maybe next year you can host the second annual Big Head Block Party.
45:36
SPEAKER_26: Oh, that would be sick.
45:37
SPEAKER_24: Oh, that'd be fantastic.
45:38
SPEAKER_26: Well, Monico, I'm so thankful you're here.
45:40
SPEAKER_26: Be a doll.
45:41
SPEAKER_26: Before you leave, sign my face, if you don't mind.
45:44
SPEAKER_13: Because the one with all the signatures in there.
45:47
SPEAKER_26: With the grill.
45:48
SPEAKER_26: With the grill, yes.
45:49
SPEAKER_26: Because I want your your name tattooed on my face for the rest of our lives.
45:53
SPEAKER_26: Let's see, is there a pen?
45:55
SPEAKER_26: Over in the corner over there, yes.
45:56
SPEAKER_13: It's on the wall.
45:57
SPEAKER_26: Monaco 11, thank you.
45:58
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
45:59
SPEAKER_26: So much beer.
45:59
SPEAKER_26: Lauren, get over here.
46:00
SPEAKER_26: Where's Lauren?
46:01
SPEAKER_26: Where's the where's the fiance?
46:02
SPEAKER_26: Devin's fiancé.
46:03
SPEAKER_06: Oh, thank God she's gone.
46:04
SPEAKER_06: So back to me.
46:05
SPEAKER_06: This is for the boys.
46:06
SPEAKER_06: Now this is the boys.
46:09
SPEAKER_13: Lauren, can you do me a favor?
46:11
SPEAKER_13: Will you grab me a white claw?
46:12
SPEAKER_13: Now that my trainer's here.
46:13
SPEAKER_06: Can you hit the button?
46:14
SPEAKER_13: No, no, no.
46:14
SPEAKER_26: No, no, no, no, no.
46:15
SPEAKER_26: Hit the button.
46:17
SPEAKER_26: Now that my trainer's here, though, I gotta look good.
46:19
SPEAKER_26: I gotta make sure that's the right.
46:20
SPEAKER_06: Hey, don't fuck this form up and make me look stupid.
46:23
SPEAKER_26: Literally the most embarrassed.
46:24
SPEAKER_26: How do my arms look right now?
46:26
SPEAKER_06: Nice.
46:27
SPEAKER_06: Dave.
46:28
SPEAKER_06: Solid.
46:28
SPEAKER_26: I'll tell you what, where's Dave?
46:30
SPEAKER_26: We're gonna do a bicep measuring contest.
46:31
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, let's not get Dave.
46:32
SPEAKER_06: Let's get Dave over here.
46:33
SPEAKER_06: Where's Big Dave?
46:34
SPEAKER_06: Big Dave's over here.
46:35
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, let's do a different measuring contest.
46:37
SPEAKER_26: We had we had Big Dave on our episode last.
46:41
SPEAKER_26: The peptide king of Las Vegas, Abe Froman, Dave Lindenberg, the Sausage King of Chicago.
46:49
SPEAKER_26: Lauren, give me one second.
46:50
SPEAKER_26: I want to have Dave over here, too.
46:51
SPEAKER_26: I want to have Dave jump up real quick first.
46:53
SPEAKER_16: Oh, yeah.
46:56
SPEAKER_06: I love that I'm here for three guests.
46:58
SPEAKER_06: That's tightly on me.
47:00
SPEAKER_13: You know what's crazy that you think it's that way because it's really like Dave's here?
47:03
unknown: You know what?
47:04
SPEAKER_26: This is Dave's first time on a podcast.
47:06
SPEAKER_04: What's a podcast?
47:07
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
47:08
SPEAKER_26: Dave, are you ready for this?
47:09
SPEAKER_26: Or are you are you sure you're gonna be able to keep up with the bicep measuring contest again?
47:13
SPEAKER_13: Dave, do you think your biceps have gotten bigger since the last time you were here?
47:16
SPEAKER_26: Get that mic in front of you.
47:17
SPEAKER_26: What are you doing, kid?
47:19
SPEAKER_26: I just want to let you guys know I'm having such a good time.
47:22
SPEAKER_06: This is awesome.
47:24
SPEAKER_06: Not yet, not yet.
47:25
SPEAKER_26: Give it time.
47:25
SPEAKER_26: Uh what's new in the peptide world in Vegas, Dave?
47:28
SPEAKER_13: Same old, same old.
47:29
SPEAKER_13: He says nothing's new.
47:30
SPEAKER_26: Nothing's new.
47:31
SPEAKER_26: There's no new chemistry.
47:32
SPEAKER_26: Is it is it relegated?
47:33
SPEAKER_26: Is it like uh regulated yet?
47:35
SPEAKER_05: So yeah, last week there was a hearing um that 12 or six of them got moved from category two to category one.
47:43
SPEAKER_05: So they're gonna be able to be made.
47:44
SPEAKER_05: So they're easier accessible.
47:46
SPEAKER_05: Yeah, easier accessible through pharmacies and things like that.
47:48
SPEAKER_26: So is that good or bad for you?
47:50
SPEAKER_05: Uh it's a good thing because I'm I work in the regulator market as well.
47:52
SPEAKER_05: So it's gonna be a good thing for regulation and controlling what people can get out there.
47:56
SPEAKER_26: You keep things by the book.
47:58
SPEAKER_05: Try to.
47:58
SPEAKER_26: I love that for you.
47:59
SPEAKER_05: Red the line.
48:00
SPEAKER_26: What's what's what are some peptides I need to be on right now?
48:03
SPEAKER_26: You tell me.
48:04
SPEAKER_04: What are your goals?
48:05
SPEAKER_04: No, just based off what he looks like.
48:06
SPEAKER_04: Just what are you looking?
48:07
SPEAKER_04: Definitely, definitely.
48:11
SPEAKER_06: I can name about five.
48:13
SPEAKER_04: I got probably 20.
48:14
SPEAKER_04: Just some red eyes.
48:16
SPEAKER_04: Be gentle.
48:16
SPEAKER_04: Be gentle.
48:17
SPEAKER_04: What else?
48:17
SPEAKER_04: Say tell him he looks really pale.
48:19
SPEAKER_04: He looks really small.
48:20
SPEAKER_04: You need some melanatan.
48:21
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, you need melanotan for sure.
48:24
SPEAKER_06: Is that gonna give me a tan?
48:26
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
48:26
SPEAKER_05: You know my buddy Evan?
48:27
SPEAKER_05: No.
48:27
SPEAKER_05: He's white but he looks black.
48:28
SPEAKER_05: You meant Evan, but we have it.
48:29
SPEAKER_05: Yes, that is that.
48:30
SPEAKER_05: Montana guy.
48:31
SPEAKER_06: Really?
48:31
SPEAKER_05: Yeah.
48:32
SPEAKER_06: That's not natural?
48:33
SPEAKER_06: No.
48:33
SPEAKER_06: That dude lives on melanatan.
48:36
SPEAKER_06: Swords melanatan.
48:38
SPEAKER_05: Get you some PT141.
48:40
SPEAKER_05: What is that?
48:40
SPEAKER_05: Girlfriend will thank me for that.
48:41
SPEAKER_26: Oh, is that is that in the past?
48:43
SPEAKER_26: It's gonna make it help.
48:44
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
48:45
SPEAKER_26: Makes me Dublin.
48:45
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, yeah.
48:46
SPEAKER_26: Makes me doublin'.
48:47
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
48:48
SPEAKER_26: I love that.
48:48
SPEAKER_26: Alright, so Julie, you did the honors last time.
48:51
SPEAKER_26: Do you mind doing it again for us?
48:52
SPEAKER_04: Yes, I'm gonna try to keep my butt out the screen.
48:55
SPEAKER_04: Alright.
48:56
SPEAKER_26: Well, if we're Julie is going to measure the biceps.
49:00
SPEAKER_05: Did we do right arm or left arm last time?
49:01
SPEAKER_26: Uh first of all, you don't need to do mine.
49:03
SPEAKER_26: I'm good.
49:04
SPEAKER_26: I'm good.
49:04
SPEAKER_26: I already did mine.
49:05
SPEAKER_04: No, let's see, years ago.
49:06
SPEAKER_26: No, no, no, no, no, no.
49:07
SPEAKER_13: We gotta do both.
49:08
SPEAKER_26: Hey, dude, he's been taking some.
49:09
SPEAKER_13: 11-inch bicep from Andrew.
49:11
SPEAKER_06: He's missed all week this week.
49:13
SPEAKER_06: He's had a lot of shit going on.
49:15
SPEAKER_26: Listen.
49:15
SPEAKER_26: It's been it's been quite the week.
49:17
unknown: We gotta move the mic, see?
49:19
SPEAKER_26: Is it is it the right arm that we're doing, Dave?
49:21
unknown: I don't know.
49:21
unknown: Whichever one.
49:22
SPEAKER_06: By the way.
49:22
SPEAKER_06: Which hey, which one do you use more?
49:24
SPEAKER_06: Julie, you're gonna steal my joke, bro?
49:26
SPEAKER_06: You weren't on mic, Julie.
49:28
SPEAKER_06: You had no microphone.
49:29
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, no microphone though.
49:30
SPEAKER_06: Look at that, he's shaking already.
49:32
SPEAKER_06: Oh, relaxed.
49:33
SPEAKER_06: It's not that big of a deal.
49:34
SPEAKER_06: It's not a competition.
49:35
SPEAKER_06: It is a competition.
49:37
SPEAKER_06: Has it gotten bigger?
49:37
SPEAKER_26: What was it?
49:38
SPEAKER_26: 21 last last time?
49:40
SPEAKER_06: Alright, now there's my leg.
49:41
SPEAKER_13: 21 and a half.
49:43
SPEAKER_26: 21 and a half.
49:43
SPEAKER_26: Alright, so you're up a half an inch.
49:45
SPEAKER_26: No, we're good.
49:47
SPEAKER_26: I mean.
49:48
SPEAKER_26: You trained this morning.
49:49
SPEAKER_26: I know you trained because I got a notification that Devin finished a workout this morning.
49:53
SPEAKER_06: Can I get the band open?
49:57
SPEAKER_26: Here we go.
49:57
SPEAKER_06: Oh look, you're shaggy.
49:58
SPEAKER_06: Oh, he's shaking.
49:59
SPEAKER_06: Easy, big guy.
50:00
SPEAKER_06: Look at that.
50:01
SPEAKER_06: 27 and a half.
50:04
SPEAKER_06: Oh, hell, do you get nervous?
50:07
SPEAKER_15: I guess you were good, relaxed.
50:09
SPEAKER_26: I got my money on Devin.
50:12
SPEAKER_13: 16.
50:12
SPEAKER_26: Ooh.
50:14
SPEAKER_26: That's a tough one.
50:17
SPEAKER_13: I did my math wrong.
50:18
SPEAKER_13: 18.
50:19
SPEAKER_06: Oh, thank you.
50:20
SPEAKER_06: I was about to say that's I was about to go home and fucking hurt myself.
50:26
SPEAKER_06: I don't know if I was gonna say that on the microphone.
50:28
SPEAKER_06: That's what I was like.
50:29
SPEAKER_13: Twenty-one and a half versus eighteen, though.
50:31
SPEAKER_13: Pretty big difference.
50:32
SPEAKER_13: That's what she said.
50:33
SPEAKER_06: Does this change the relationship between the two of you?
50:35
SPEAKER_06: Because you got to be.
50:35
SPEAKER_06: I'm also 6'3, though, so I just thought I'd go ahead and put that in.
50:38
SPEAKER_06: It's 6'3.5.
50:40
SPEAKER_06: What is that what I'll put that out there?
50:42
SPEAKER_06: I don't know.
50:43
SPEAKER_06: Dave, does this 5'3?
50:45
SPEAKER_26: Does this affect the relationship between the two of you now that it's for a fact that you have bigger arms?
50:49
SPEAKER_05: He knows I have bigger arms.
50:49
SPEAKER_06: Yeah, I mean, that's obvious.
50:50
SPEAKER_06: He's a fucking foot shorter than me.
50:52
SPEAKER_05: That's where it that's where it all goes.
50:54
SPEAKER_05: That's where it all goes.
50:54
SPEAKER_05: It goes in the biceps of the chest.
50:57
SPEAKER_26: Oh God.
50:58
SPEAKER_26: Well, Dave Lindenberg, Abe Froman.
51:00
SPEAKER_26: I appreciate you being here, man.
51:01
SPEAKER_26: Peptide King of the Peptide King of Las Vegas, the sausage king of Chicago.
51:05
SPEAKER_05: That's the greatest line ever.
51:07
SPEAKER_26: That was so good.
51:07
SPEAKER_26: I got so many people who didn't know me come up to me after, like I think at Devin's parties or something like that.
51:13
SPEAKER_26: And they're like, oh, you're the guy that had that Abe Froman.
51:16
SPEAKER_06: Don't say Devin's parties.
51:17
SPEAKER_06: That's gonna make it Vegas.
51:18
SPEAKER_06: Why?
51:18
SPEAKER_06: People are gonna be messaging me.
51:22
SPEAKER_06: He's coming.
51:22
SPEAKER_06: Monaco's in the five.
51:23
SPEAKER_05: It's not Devin's party, it's Devin and Lauren's party.
51:26
SPEAKER_05: Thank you.
51:26
SPEAKER_05: Devin and Lauren's.
51:27
SPEAKER_05: I got you.
51:30
SPEAKER_05: What's that?
51:32
SPEAKER_05: There's two birthdays happening.
51:33
SPEAKER_26: It was uh Machados.
51:35
SPEAKER_05: Trying to give her help.
51:36
unknown: Yes.
51:37
SPEAKER_05: Devin and Lauren's house.
51:38
SPEAKER_16: Fuck me.
51:39
SPEAKER_26: Speaking of Lauren, Dave, I'm gonna kick you out, but if you don't mind signing my face back there, I'll do more than that.
51:45
SPEAKER_26: Please keep your pants on.
51:47
SPEAKER_26: And now let's get the lovely fiance Lauren.
51:49
SPEAKER_13: Lauren, Lauren!
51:52
SPEAKER_26: Finally, the one I really wanted to talk to.
51:55
SPEAKER_26: So, where are you going?
51:56
SPEAKER_26: Dave is so lost right now.
51:57
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
51:58
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
52:00
SPEAKER_12: Kim, I've got to sign that thing.
52:03
SPEAKER_12: I'm glad you made it safe here today.
52:04
SPEAKER_12: You look gorgeous.
52:05
SPEAKER_12: Thank you.
52:06
SPEAKER_12: Devin, don't say anything fucking stupid.
52:07
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, Devin, beyond.
52:09
SPEAKER_06: I'm so happy you're here, baby.
52:12
SPEAKER_26: Lauren, listen, I tried.
52:14
SPEAKER_26: I tried my hardest to get you, to try to get you enough awareness so you can get back on power slap.
52:20
SPEAKER_26: You were our very first uh guest on Hey Big Ed Show, way back in December of 2024.
52:25
SPEAKER_26: And it was right before your first Power Slap competition, which you won by the way.
52:31
SPEAKER_26: Congratulations.
52:32
SPEAKER_12: Thank you so much.
52:33
SPEAKER_26: Uh how did it go?
52:35
SPEAKER_26: Tell us about it.
52:36
SPEAKER_12: The match.
52:36
SPEAKER_26: Yes, and get get get that mic a little bit closer to your match.
52:39
SPEAKER_12: Alright.
52:39
SPEAKER_12: It honestly went so well.
52:42
SPEAKER_12: I was going in so confident that it would be one hit from me and done since I won the coin toss and I was the first slapper.
52:49
SPEAKER_12: However, you can manifest all you want, and sometimes things don't go the way you plan, right?
52:54
SPEAKER_12: So uh I hit her.
52:56
SPEAKER_12: It wasn't great because of nerves, and you know, I had never practiced on a living human, only a mitt and bags and the air, right?
53:05
SPEAKER_12: So when it's a human, it's a little harder to measure where you need to hit.
53:08
SPEAKER_12: So I didn't hit her that great my first hit, and so then she had hit me.
53:12
SPEAKER_12: And I remember being like, oh no, this is not what I manifested.
53:16
SPEAKER_12: This is not in the manifestations.
53:17
SPEAKER_12: Um so I was completely unprepared to be hit, which is so funny because I was just like, don't even make it a thought.
53:22
SPEAKER_12: And then, you know, the reality will be that it's a one-hit knockout, and that's it.
53:27
SPEAKER_12: But she hit me, she hit me good, she hit me real good.
53:32
SPEAKER_26: It got you real good.
53:33
SPEAKER_12: And honestly, I have to say, I'm glad she hit me real good on her first hit because my adrenaline went through the roof.
53:41
SPEAKER_12: Right.
53:41
SPEAKER_12: I have never felt a high like that in my life.
53:44
SPEAKER_12: Um, and I was like, game.
53:47
SPEAKER_12: And then it was up from there.
53:49
SPEAKER_12: I had two 10-point slaps right after she hit me with her one 10-point slap, and she could not match the heat.
53:55
SPEAKER_12: The second, third round.
53:56
SPEAKER_12: We finished three slaps against each other.
53:59
SPEAKER_12: I hit her three times, she hit me three times, it went to points.
54:01
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, and I was like, let's go for a fourth.
54:03
SPEAKER_12: Let's fucking go for a fourth.
54:04
SPEAKER_12: You were ready.
54:05
SPEAKER_12: I was ready.
54:05
SPEAKER_12: I was just like so horny for it.
54:08
SPEAKER_12: I don't know.
54:09
SPEAKER_06: I it was it's affected the bedroom a lot.
54:11
SPEAKER_06: It brought a real weird twist to what we do, man.
54:15
SPEAKER_12: She did something to me that Devin's never done.
54:19
SPEAKER_06: Yeah.
54:19
SPEAKER_06: Because of domestic violence.
54:21
SPEAKER_06: That's the same thing.
54:22
SPEAKER_06: Devin's never recovered from it.
54:23
SPEAKER_06: Because of like court and stuff.
54:24
SPEAKER_06: Yes, the whole thing.
54:25
SPEAKER_26: I signed a waiver.
54:26
SPEAKER_26: Of course.
54:27
SPEAKER_26: Of course.
54:28
SPEAKER_26: So it went all three rounds, nobody got knocked out.
54:31
SPEAKER_26: Did you think you won at the end of it?
54:33
SPEAKER_26: Before the judges announced who was the victor, did you know you had it in the back, or was it still up in the air at the point?
54:40
SPEAKER_12: I think had my coach not leaned into me in the second round at the end of the second round and said, Hey, you hit her perfect this third round, you're winning.
54:48
SPEAKER_12: Yeah.
54:48
SPEAKER_12: I think he might have known the points at that point in time.
54:51
SPEAKER_12: And I did not know.
54:52
SPEAKER_12: We neither of us knew what the points were because it's not published anywhere besides online.
54:57
SPEAKER_12: They're streaming it live with the points posted.
55:00
SPEAKER_12: And so we have no idea if uh my first hit was an eight or a 10, right?
55:05
SPEAKER_12: It makes a huge difference.
55:06
SPEAKER_26: Do you want to know?
55:07
SPEAKER_26: You probably don't want to know.
55:08
SPEAKER_12: Uh or maybe no, I don't know.
55:10
SPEAKER_12: I think him telling me that, I like just locked in.
55:13
SPEAKER_12: And that third hit was so good.
55:16
SPEAKER_12: And so when I hit the shit out of her, am I allowed to say shit?
55:19
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, absolutely.
55:20
SPEAKER_12: Great.
55:20
SPEAKER_12: When I hit the shit out of her, um, I was already celebrating mentally.
55:26
SPEAKER_12: Then she hit me, and I was just like, you know what, no matter how bad it hurts, as long as you don't go down, hop up, brush it off, and celebrate your win.
55:33
SPEAKER_12: Yes.
55:34
SPEAKER_12: And that's exactly what I did.
55:35
SPEAKER_12: And literally the commentary uh in the in the video, the YouTube later on was saying Lauren Wise may have not hit as hard in that third round, but she played it off like it was nothing.
55:47
SPEAKER_26: And they were like, And that affected the scoring.
55:50
SPEAKER_12: Yes, for sure.
55:51
SPEAKER_12: Interesting because Morgan, my opponent, she's tough.
55:54
SPEAKER_12: She hit me very hard, harder than I expected.
55:57
SPEAKER_12: Um, however, you could read it all over her face that it hurt.
56:00
SPEAKER_16: Sure.
56:00
SPEAKER_12: I was bullshitting.
56:01
SPEAKER_12: Yeah.
56:02
SPEAKER_12: I was like, Woo! I got this in the bag.
56:04
SPEAKER_12: This is awesome.
56:05
SPEAKER_12: I love this.
56:05
SPEAKER_12: Let's go again.
56:06
SPEAKER_26: And that does make a difference.
56:07
SPEAKER_12: Yeah.
56:07
SPEAKER_12: And I also convinced myself that it didn't hurt in the moment because I was already just so locked in on faking the funk.
56:12
SPEAKER_12: And I think that's what caused me to win.
56:14
SPEAKER_26: So that was that was a year over a year ago, yeah and a half ago.
56:17
SPEAKER_12: Year and a half ago.
56:18
SPEAKER_26: Have you had any lingering effects since then?
56:20
SPEAKER_26: Or is it just is it something that was back in?
56:23
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, that's a really good question.
56:25
SPEAKER_12: Um I had a concussion right afterwards.
56:29
SPEAKER_12: It wasn't that bad though.
56:29
SPEAKER_12: I just had a really bad headache that was like from the moment I woke up to the moment I went to sleep for like seven, no, it was ten days actually.
56:35
SPEAKER_12: It was 10.
56:35
SPEAKER_12: Okay.
56:35
SPEAKER_12: I went and got assessed, I was fine, I got an MRI, everything's fine.
56:38
SPEAKER_12: UFC paid for that, which was awesome.
56:40
SPEAKER_12: Um, and I was fine after that.
56:42
SPEAKER_12: I will say my right wrist is not quite the same.
56:45
SPEAKER_12: Um, it still hurts, it gets sharp here and there.
56:47
SPEAKER_12: And I hyperextended my elbow in training.
56:50
SPEAKER_12: It wasn't even the match, it was in training.
56:52
SPEAKER_12: Um, and that still is a little sharp sometimes.
56:54
SPEAKER_12: I think it took a year for that to go away, and my wrist is still a little weak.
56:57
SPEAKER_12: But recently I've been training it again.
56:59
SPEAKER_12: Um, I don't know if you knew, but I was actually told that I might have a match last May.
57:04
SPEAKER_25: I did, yeah.
57:04
SPEAKER_12: And a couple weeks out it was dropped.
57:06
SPEAKER_12: So I had started gunning for that and getting excited again.
57:09
SPEAKER_12: Um, but it fell through.
57:10
SPEAKER_12: That's okay.
57:11
SPEAKER_12: Funny enough, I bumped into Frank, uh, who is the head guy of Power Slap with UFC at what was it, Circa?
57:20
SPEAKER_12: It was after a pool party, fountain blue, and we're both a little drunk in the lobby, and I was like, you!
57:26
SPEAKER_05: Uh oh.
57:27
SPEAKER_12: And he was like, Are you one of my fighters?
57:29
SPEAKER_12: And I was like, I used to be.
57:31
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, because you What about it?
57:33
SPEAKER_26: You haven't had any fights since then.
57:34
SPEAKER_26: So it's just one and done.
57:36
SPEAKER_12: No, but he was so nice, and he was like, hey, here's my phone number.
57:39
SPEAKER_12: Let's talk.
57:39
SPEAKER_12: I'd love to get you back in there.
57:40
SPEAKER_26: Is that because there's no other females in like your weight class that's willing to do a power slap like that?
57:46
SPEAKER_12: Oh no, there's uh there's there's three girls in my weight class right now that I have not gone against.
57:50
SPEAKER_12: Um I do we need to have Frank on the show and have a little bit of a little bit.
57:55
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, let's get Frank out here, man.
57:57
SPEAKER_12: Let's let's put him on the spot.
57:58
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
57:59
SPEAKER_12: So I don't want to say I've given up hope, but I'm focusing on my life and my well-being and my relationship and my friends.
58:06
SPEAKER_26: And what?
58:06
SPEAKER_26: Pigeons.
58:07
SPEAKER_26: Pigeons, yeah.
58:07
SPEAKER_26: Pigeons.
58:08
SPEAKER_26: I've worked in the phone.
58:08
SPEAKER_12: I've listened about pigeons a lot.
58:10
SPEAKER_12: I am on pigeon venture.
58:12
SPEAKER_13: I'm officially a pigeon TikToker.
58:13
SPEAKER_13: I loved you.
58:14
SPEAKER_13: Posted something like I adopted 10 homeless children today and they were all pigeons.
58:19
SPEAKER_12: Yeah, I said I'm doing charity work, I'm bathing the homeless, and it was me.
58:25
SPEAKER_26: He's loving every second of this.
58:26
SPEAKER_26: I love it.
58:27
SPEAKER_26: It's awesome.
58:28
SPEAKER_12: I told him he had to say that.
58:30
SPEAKER_12: Or else.
58:30
SPEAKER_26: Or else, power slap, round two.
58:32
SPEAKER_12: I can go this way or this way.
58:34
unknown: Both work.
58:35
SPEAKER_26: Well, Lauren, I really do hope that you get another uh fight coming up if that's if that's what you want.
58:40
SPEAKER_26: Um, because you know, we just got a small taste of what Lauren Wise brings to the power slap.
58:44
SPEAKER_12: You can just go pick your own fight somewhere.
58:46
SPEAKER_12: I have been slapping bitches out in public.
58:48
SPEAKER_26: Uh it's just not regulated.
58:50
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
58:50
SPEAKER_12: Las Vegas PD told me I had to cut it out, right?
58:53
SPEAKER_12: So they said we get you're an athlete, but yeah.
58:58
SPEAKER_12: This is power slap.
58:59
SPEAKER_12: We need you to chill while we keep getting calls about you.
59:02
SPEAKER_26: Well, Lauren and Devin, like I said, you guys will always have a place in my heart because you guys were the very first guests we had on, and right out of the gate, you guys made it so easy for me to just ha have an episode.
59:11
SPEAKER_26: You know, there's so much pressure and so much stress and anxiety before filming.
59:15
SPEAKER_26: And the fact that you two are the first ones that I got to sit down with uh made it all just go with.
59:20
SPEAKER_26: I really I really appreciate you guys.
59:22
SPEAKER_26: Oh, we love you guys.
59:23
SPEAKER_26: Before you go, sign my face, please.
59:24
SPEAKER_26: Don't be shy.
59:25
SPEAKER_26: Uh this one?
59:27
SPEAKER_26: Can I sign this face?
59:29
SPEAKER_26: This one we gotta keep pristine.
59:31
SPEAKER_26: We gotta keep this one all natural.
59:32
SPEAKER_26: Yes, thank you.
59:33
SPEAKER_26: Thank you for having us.
59:34
SPEAKER_12: I love you guys.
59:35
SPEAKER_09: I love you.
59:35
SPEAKER_26: Who else we got?
59:36
SPEAKER_26: Ashley, Brandon, who we got Mojo?
59:39
SPEAKER_26: Okay, hold on.
59:39
SPEAKER_26: We got Mojo Juju coming up real quick.
59:41
SPEAKER_26: You out here, Kent?
59:42
SPEAKER_26: I love you, Kent.
59:43
SPEAKER_16: Kent Excel.
59:49
SPEAKER_26: Please steal all the dips.
59:51
SPEAKER_26: Mojo Juju, who is our band performing at the end of our event.
59:55
SPEAKER_26: I am very excited for this.
59:56
SPEAKER_26: Get over here, guys.
59:57
SPEAKER_26: Get over here.
59:58
SPEAKER_26: Leah Nas.
1:00:01
SPEAKER_26: Hello.
1:00:03
SPEAKER_26: So good to see you.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_26: Sit down, get comfy.
1:00:05
SPEAKER_26: Look at you guys.
1:00:07
SPEAKER_13: Umas.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_26: Listen, I just want to warn you guys, Leah, pull that mic in front of you because I don't want to miss a word of what you say.
1:00:16
SPEAKER_26: I did end up losing my security deposit when you guys performed last time, which is okay.
1:00:20
SPEAKER_26: It was worth it.
1:00:21
SPEAKER_04: But wasn't that the goal?
1:00:22
SPEAKER_26: That was the goal.
1:00:23
SPEAKER_26: So mission accomplished.
1:00:25
SPEAKER_10: Yes, good.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
1:00:27
SPEAKER_10: We're we're rocking and rolling over here.
1:00:29
SPEAKER_26: We had so much fun last time.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_26: We did.
1:00:31
SPEAKER_26: We loved it.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_26: We had so much fun.
1:00:33
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
1:00:34
SPEAKER_26: We listened to that performance so many times afterwards.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_26: Even Julie.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_26: We did.
1:00:38
SPEAKER_26: Even before uh we published it.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_26: We were just rocking out to it.
1:00:42
SPEAKER_26: Uh and I I just yeah.
1:00:44
SPEAKER_26: Now they hate the song.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_04: They're like, fuck nope.
1:00:48
SPEAKER_04: I like it better.
1:00:49
SPEAKER_26: I like it better than your studio versions, all three of the songs because it has a little special And it was just for you.
1:00:55
SPEAKER_10: Just for Big Head.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_10: It was, man.
1:00:56
SPEAKER_26: You know, and and I was wearing the hat.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_26: I was wearing the wig.
1:00:58
SPEAKER_26: Yo! I was rocking out.
1:01:00
SPEAKER_26: Where's the wig?
1:01:01
SPEAKER_04: I think it's in the club.
1:01:04
SPEAKER_26: I love that you just do like I always have it on me at all times.
1:01:09
SPEAKER_26: I carry it around everywhere I go.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_26: Public?
1:01:11
SPEAKER_26: You never know.
1:01:12
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_26: But yeah, I'm very excited.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_26: We have a new little performance area.
1:01:16
SPEAKER_26: I love it, by the way.
1:01:17
SPEAKER_26: You guys are the first ones to perform in our new studio, and now you're the first ones to perform in our new performance area.
1:01:23
SPEAKER_13: Are you using the the same 12 string today?
1:01:25
SPEAKER_13: The same what?
1:01:26
SPEAKER_13: 12 string?
1:01:27
SPEAKER_13: Yep.
1:01:27
SPEAKER_13: I brought the 12 string.
1:01:28
SPEAKER_26: What was that, brother?
1:01:29
SPEAKER_26: What was that composer that you uh composed?
1:01:31
SPEAKER_26: Oh, Bach.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_26: Bach, yes.
1:01:32
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, that's my guy.
1:01:33
SPEAKER_08: I've been I've been eyeing some new pieces too.
1:01:36
SPEAKER_08: I'm like, which one?
1:01:37
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_08: I tried the Beethoven one, but it's way too hard.
1:01:39
SPEAKER_08: Is it?
1:01:40
SPEAKER_08: I just gave up.
1:01:40
SPEAKER_08: No.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_13: It's not too hard.
1:01:41
SPEAKER_13: You just gotta practice more.
1:01:43
SPEAKER_08: Well, it's so fast.
1:01:44
SPEAKER_08: You know, it's too fast.
1:01:47
SPEAKER_13: You gotta say, no, I got it.
1:01:48
SPEAKER_13: I just gotta practice.
1:01:49
SPEAKER_08: If anyone can do it now.
1:01:50
SPEAKER_08: I needed that.
1:01:51
SPEAKER_26: See?
1:01:52
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, some positive encouragement.
1:01:53
SPEAKER_13: Nothing's too hard.
1:01:55
SPEAKER_26: That's why I hired Julie because she's always just whatever you're down.
1:01:58
SPEAKER_26: She's right though.
1:01:59
SPEAKER_26: It's it's a patience.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_08: I lack patience.
1:02:01
SPEAKER_08: Dude, I want to play it now, that fast.
1:02:04
SPEAKER_13: I ride or die and encourage everybody.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_13: I do pick on him more than others.
1:02:09
SPEAKER_13: It's all out of love, but does she encourage you just as much as she picks on you?
1:02:13
SPEAKER_13: No, it's it's more yelling, but it's no, it's it's constructive.
1:02:16
SPEAKER_26: Demeaning.
1:02:17
SPEAKER_13: I say, hey, we got a mop, dude.
1:02:19
SPEAKER_13: And he's like, no, it's fine.
1:02:20
SPEAKER_13: I'm like, no, this is gross.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_13: Like, we got a mop.
1:02:22
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_13: I've got that.
1:02:23
SPEAKER_13: We all need that person in our eyes.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_08: We all need that.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_08: This is Leah in full business mode.
1:02:28
SPEAKER_08: This is how she walks on.
1:02:30
SPEAKER_13: Leah, do you want to talk about it?
1:02:31
SPEAKER_08: She's like, we got a bookbook.
1:02:34
SPEAKER_10: Oh man.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_10: Are you still you're still into Star Wars or you're out?
1:02:37
SPEAKER_10: I'm I've been out of the Star Wars game for a minute.
1:02:40
SPEAKER_10: I gotta get back, but I do want to rate it at least.
1:02:42
SPEAKER_10: I do want to go to Disneyland and see the Star Wars.
1:02:44
SPEAKER_10: Have you been to the Star Wars land or whatever?
1:02:47
SPEAKER_26: I haven't.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_26: When you there's that one ride where it's an experience, I'm not even gonna share it with you, but once you experience it, you'll know it.
1:02:53
SPEAKER_26: It's the closest you'll ever feel to being in Star Wars.
1:02:55
SPEAKER_10: I've heard about, I really want to do that one.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_10: Go.
1:02:57
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, do it.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_10: Yeah.
1:02:58
SPEAKER_26: Speaking of Bach, you guys are seeing AC DC tonight, right?
1:03:01
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, yeah.
1:03:02
SPEAKER_26: What about what about a little of the like the Thunderstruck or something like that?
1:03:06
SPEAKER_26: Could you do that on guitar, do you think?
1:03:08
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, yeah.
1:03:08
SPEAKER_26: You think so?
1:03:09
SPEAKER_26: I think so.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_26: You bam!
1:03:12
SPEAKER_08: Oh we were gonna do that.
1:03:13
SPEAKER_08: Look at you, you can do a little AC DC cover.
1:03:16
SPEAKER_13: I don't mean to brag or anything, but I do know the NFL Thunderstruck dance.
1:03:21
SPEAKER_26: Is there a dance for the NFL dance?
1:03:22
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, that's how we true leaders.
1:03:24
SPEAKER_26: Well, here's the deal.
1:03:25
SPEAKER_26: They're gonna do a cover of it and you're gonna do the dance.
1:03:28
SPEAKER_13: Absolutely, guy.
1:03:29
SPEAKER_13: Like your kick line.
1:03:30
SPEAKER_13: Absolutely.
1:03:31
SPEAKER_13: But no, I am wearing a dress.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_13: So it will not be happening today.
1:03:34
SPEAKER_13: A few more trulies.
1:03:35
SPEAKER_26: We'll get the uh, or a few more white claws, we'll get the NFL dance out.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_13: White claws is never gonna sponsor us now.
1:03:40
SPEAKER_13: You called it a truly.
1:03:42
SPEAKER_26: Whatever it is.
1:03:43
SPEAKER_26: Uh but no, thank you guys so much for being here.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_26: I'm so excited for you guys to perform.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_13: Can you can you tell us what we will be hearing today?
1:03:49
SPEAKER_10: Just as a little we're gonna do some some originals again, some of the same stuff we did.
1:03:54
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, I didn't know if we were doing the same or what we were doing.
1:03:56
SPEAKER_10: Yeah, yeah, we might throw a cover in there.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_10: All right.
1:03:59
SPEAKER_10: How many songs are we doing?
1:04:01
SPEAKER_10: Are we doing three songs?
1:04:02
SPEAKER_26: Four.
1:04:03
SPEAKER_26: Five.
1:04:04
SPEAKER_13: That's not a me question.
1:04:06
SPEAKER_26: This is this is the mojo juju show.
1:04:08
SPEAKER_26: After we finish this, it's the mojo juju.
1:04:10
SPEAKER_26: So you tell us, but we'll figure it out.
1:04:12
SPEAKER_25: Yeah, figure it out as we go.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:04:14
SPEAKER_10: Love it.
1:04:15
SPEAKER_08: How much voice you got today?
1:04:16
SPEAKER_10: I got a lot of voice.
1:04:17
SPEAKER_10: We just performed last night.
1:04:18
SPEAKER_10: So and we were there, we're always there until like three in the morning.
1:04:21
SPEAKER_10: Oh my god.
1:04:22
SPEAKER_10: That barbershop, yeah.
1:04:23
SPEAKER_10: And then waking up this morning, I was like, ugh.
1:04:26
SPEAKER_08: Oh dude, last week at the barbershop on Saturday, we usually walk out on the couches.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:04:31
SPEAKER_08: And I'm sitting there, you know, playing, feeling good.
1:04:34
SPEAKER_08: Uh-huh.
1:04:35
SPEAKER_08: And I go like this, and there's two giant boobs.
1:04:39
SPEAKER_08: Boobs?
1:04:39
SPEAKER_08: And she's going like this.
1:04:41
SPEAKER_08: Yeah, she took boobs.
1:04:42
SPEAKER_08: Boobs.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_08: Boobs.
1:04:43
SPEAKER_08: Like, like her nipple definitely hit my elbow.
1:04:46
SPEAKER_08: Like, it was hilarious because I'm playing.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_08: Yeah.
1:04:49
SPEAKER_08: And I did a double check.
1:04:51
SPEAKER_08: I went, and Leah's like, you know, she can't see that well without closing her glasses.
1:04:58
SPEAKER_08: So she's like, I was like, oh, the boobs.
1:05:00
SPEAKER_08: I got it on video too.
1:05:02
SPEAKER_08: Oh, I can't wait.
1:05:03
SPEAKER_26: If things work out, it's gonna happen again today.
1:05:06
SPEAKER_26: It was crucif performance.
1:05:07
SPEAKER_26: She got kicked out.
1:05:08
SPEAKER_26: She got kicked out.
1:05:09
SPEAKER_26: She got kicked out.
1:05:10
SPEAKER_13: Andrew's gonna take his boobs out.
1:05:12
SPEAKER_13: Get on stage with the city.
1:05:13
SPEAKER_26: Well, here's our surprise.
1:05:14
SPEAKER_26: She's here she's here tonight.
1:05:15
SPEAKER_26: Oh great.
1:05:16
SPEAKER_13: He planted her the other day.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_13: Love it.
1:05:18
SPEAKER_13: That's crazy.
1:05:19
SPEAKER_26: Well, yes, we'll we'll take as many songs as you guys can give.
1:05:22
SPEAKER_26: Uh save some voice for ACDC tonight.
1:05:24
SPEAKER_26: I want you screaming for uh all.
1:05:26
SPEAKER_26: We should do an ACDC cover.
1:05:28
SPEAKER_15: We should.
1:05:29
SPEAKER_26: Blow it out of the water.
1:05:31
SPEAKER_15: Facil's about to rock.
1:05:34
SPEAKER_26: Well, we're excited, guys.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_26: So much for being here.
1:05:36
SPEAKER_26: Thank you, guys.
1:05:37
SPEAKER_26: You guys are rock stars.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_26: Thanks for watching.
1:05:38
SPEAKER_13: Did they sign?
1:05:39
SPEAKER_13: They signed during their episode.
1:05:40
SPEAKER_13: They're the first ones to sign.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
1:05:41
SPEAKER_13: You're a young face.
1:05:42
SPEAKER_26: They got the teardrops.
1:05:44
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, you guys are the first people to sign.
1:05:45
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
1:05:46
unknown: Oh, I love that.
1:05:46
SPEAKER_26: And I'll be honest, the only reason nobody else has signed it is because I kept forgetting to ask people to sign it.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_26: That's it.
1:05:51
SPEAKER_26: So yeah.
1:05:52
SPEAKER_13: Oh, you still got the teardrop.
1:05:53
SPEAKER_26: I still, of course, I'll always have the teardrops.
1:05:57
SPEAKER_26: We're working our way.
1:05:58
SPEAKER_26: We're working our way towards it.
1:06:00
SPEAKER_13: Well, I know you're gonna have somebody else on.
1:06:02
SPEAKER_13: But I gotta be right back.
1:06:03
SPEAKER_26: You g you gotta go to the bathroom?
1:06:04
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, I gotta pee, dude.
1:06:05
SPEAKER_13: Do you think?
1:06:06
SPEAKER_13: I'm on my second white claw.
1:06:07
SPEAKER_13: I gotta pee.
1:06:08
SPEAKER_26: What's this?
1:06:09
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_26: Don.
1:06:13
SPEAKER_26: Oh, the racing zone.
1:06:15
SPEAKER_26: Don Hamford, yes.
1:06:18
SPEAKER_26: Don, there he is.
1:06:21
SPEAKER_26: Hi, cool.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_26: Great, man.
1:06:22
SPEAKER_26: Take a seat, guys.
1:06:24
SPEAKER_26: Sit down, relax.
1:06:25
SPEAKER_26: Watch those glasses.
1:06:26
SPEAKER_26: I think somebody left their glasses there.
1:06:28
SPEAKER_26: Uh, I'll take them.
1:06:29
SPEAKER_26: I'll I don't know, man.
1:06:30
unknown: They're pretty nice.
1:06:30
SPEAKER_26: They are pretty sweet.
1:06:32
SPEAKER_26: I'll rock the glasses.
1:06:33
SPEAKER_26: I'll rock them.
1:06:34
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, so you don't just get me.
1:06:36
SPEAKER_18: You get my beautiful bride, the actual owner of the racing store.
1:06:39
SPEAKER_18: Well, hello, I'm Andrew.
1:06:40
SPEAKER_18: Nice to meet you.
1:06:41
SPEAKER_18: Nice to meet you.
1:06:42
SPEAKER_16: Gene.
1:06:43
SPEAKER_26: So glad you guys have been here.
1:06:44
SPEAKER_26: Glasses look good on you, Mary.
1:06:46
SPEAKER_26: You rock them.
1:06:47
SPEAKER_26: I'm trying to, but they're prescription and it's making me extremely dizzy right now.
1:06:50
SPEAKER_26: So if it wasn't that, if it wasn't that, it'd be something else.
1:06:54
SPEAKER_18: I mean, let's be real, dude.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_26: It's one or the other.
1:06:55
SPEAKER_26: You never know.
1:06:56
SPEAKER_26: How's the racing zone been?
1:06:57
SPEAKER_26: You guys have been open for a few months now.
1:06:59
SPEAKER_18: For a few months.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_18: We're rocking it.
1:07:00
SPEAKER_18: You know, you were there at the very beginning, brother.
1:07:02
SPEAKER_18: So, and I gotta get you guys in.
1:07:04
SPEAKER_18: You know.
1:07:05
SPEAKER_18: Because you've got to have the experience.
1:07:06
SPEAKER_18: Today, we welcome the Ferrari Club of America.
1:07:10
SPEAKER_18: Yes.
1:07:11
SPEAKER_18: The Desert Region Division.
1:07:12
SPEAKER_18: They came in, they had their meeting there today.
1:07:14
SPEAKER_18: I had to run those guys off with a gun.
1:07:16
SPEAKER_18: They wanted to stay the whole day.
1:07:17
SPEAKER_26: It was a blast.
1:07:18
SPEAKER_26: You know, the coolest thing about the racing zone is I like the fact that you can basically be in any car in any century.
1:07:24
SPEAKER_26: Like you, you, based on the way that the tech is set up, these seats are set up, is you can adjust the type of car that you're in.
1:07:32
SPEAKER_26: And it the the acceleration feels different, the turning feels different.
1:07:35
SPEAKER_26: And it's all just done through technology, which blows my mind.
1:07:38
SPEAKER_18: Yeah, that me and you both, I mean, so the tech now is what's making that possible, Andrew.
1:07:42
SPEAKER_18: Is the the fact that you've got these computers now that recognize the difference between a Porsche, a Ferrari.
1:07:48
SPEAKER_18: You know, we have all these different cars.
1:07:50
SPEAKER_18: Yes.
1:07:50
SPEAKER_18: And it takes a few moments, they load all the different aspects of that car.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_18: Yes.
1:07:54
SPEAKER_18: And when you get in the vehicle, it drives like that.
1:07:57
SPEAKER_18: So we had the Ferrari Club, like I say, so I had all Ferraris on all the machines so that they would be driving something that they knew.
1:08:03
SPEAKER_18: But you know, they can never drive their cars like they drive a SIM.
1:08:07
SPEAKER_18: Because you know, they you know, you wreck a half a million dollar car, that's a big deal.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_18: That's a big deal.
1:08:11
SPEAKER_18: These guys were out there and just and we put them on Emola, we put them on Monza, we put them on SPA.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_18: Oh, I love it.
1:08:16
SPEAKER_18: They're driving tracks they've never would have had a chance to drive.
1:08:19
SPEAKER_18: So the the response was really, really cool.
1:08:21
SPEAKER_26: I love the fact that this is this is like the same type of training uh modules or tools that professionals use.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_26: Exactly.
1:08:27
SPEAKER_26: Which has got to be extremely expensive.
1:08:29
SPEAKER_26: I don't know how you pulled that, but well done.
1:08:31
SPEAKER_18: Well, thank you.
1:08:32
SPEAKER_18: It's it's not cheap, I'll tell you that, but you know what, it's worth it.
1:08:35
SPEAKER_18: And and what we're connecting with is this racing community in Las Vegas.
1:08:38
SPEAKER_18: People are loving it, man.
1:08:39
SPEAKER_18: I mean, and it's it's you know, all ages.
1:08:42
SPEAKER_18: We had a woman today who's got four Ferraris, four Ferraris, 62, three years old.
1:08:47
SPEAKER_18: Yes, she signed up for a membership.
1:08:49
SPEAKER_18: She signed up for she said, you know, because I could never drive my Ferrari like I drive these cars, right?
1:08:54
SPEAKER_18: And um, so it's just kind of cool that um that we're connecting with that community.
1:08:58
SPEAKER_18: It's gonna be a lot of fun.
1:08:59
SPEAKER_18: We got F1 coming up, we're already booking parties out, so we've done a couple of buyouts, which is kind of cool because people come in, they have the run of the space, uh, we let them everybody races, uh, we have food, we have drink.
1:09:10
SPEAKER_18: You know, it's a we have a bar there, so you can drink and drive.
1:09:13
SPEAKER_18: And here's the thing too.
1:09:15
SPEAKER_01: Here's the thing, too.
1:09:16
SPEAKER_01: We we think it's all for guys, but women are really great drivers.
1:09:21
SPEAKER_01: That's like a whole misnomer.
1:09:23
SPEAKER_01: Um, and then so this month, too, we're doing like 50 cents a minute for like an hour ride.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I'd love that.
1:09:31
SPEAKER_01: 30 bucks.
1:09:32
SPEAKER_19: 30 bucks.
1:09:33
SPEAKER_19: 30 bucks for those of you that are math challenged.
1:09:35
SPEAKER_01: You know what I'm saying?
1:09:36
SPEAKER_01: But I mean, like, I tell my girlfriends, I mean, what can you ride for an hour for only 50 cents a minute?
1:09:44
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right, right, and have a great time.
1:09:47
SPEAKER_01: And the stick shift still works a whole lot of work.
1:09:50
SPEAKER_18: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, hey.
1:09:51
SPEAKER_18: He's still got it.
1:09:53
SPEAKER_18: I mean, what's going on here?
1:09:55
SPEAKER_18: Pump the brakes all the way.
1:09:57
SPEAKER_01: So, so yeah, so it's fun because we've had young kids come in, and like I said, some of my girlfriends and what do you drive when I drive a Porsche.
1:10:06
SPEAKER_26: I like the fact that you call it Porsche, not Porsche.
1:10:09
SPEAKER_26: I feel that that irks me.
1:10:10
SPEAKER_26: That people call it Porsche.
1:10:11
SPEAKER_26: It's it's Porsche.
1:10:12
SPEAKER_26: They just don't know it's Porsche.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_26: That's correct.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
1:10:13
SPEAKER_01: If you drive a Porsche, you should know how to say it.
1:10:17
SPEAKER_18: They won't service it if you say my Porsche needs some work.
1:10:20
SPEAKER_18: They go, Yeah, sorry.
1:10:21
SPEAKER_18: That's not your Porsche.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_16: Yeah.
1:10:22
SPEAKER_18: Where is uh Aaron Casanova?
1:10:25
SPEAKER_18: So Aaron is in San Francisco this week.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_18: Yes.
1:10:27
SPEAKER_18: Uh, taking care of some business.
1:10:29
SPEAKER_18: You know, he's got a couple of other ventures.
1:10:31
SPEAKER_18: But um, you know, we hey, first of all, I love your new picture.
1:10:34
SPEAKER_18: Julie, get over here.
1:10:35
SPEAKER_18: Get in here, yeah.
1:10:36
SPEAKER_18: Come on, don't be shy.
1:10:37
SPEAKER_18: You took care of business, everything okay?
1:10:38
SPEAKER_18: She washed your hand.
1:10:39
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, I had to pee.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, I'm gonna be able to do it.
1:10:40
SPEAKER_13: I'm on my second drink.
1:10:41
SPEAKER_13: I had to pee.
1:10:42
SPEAKER_18: All right, would you aim for the side in the time you were making a racket?
1:10:45
SPEAKER_18: The um so so I'm back on the show immediately bullied.
1:10:48
SPEAKER_13: That's right, we missed you.
1:10:49
SPEAKER_13: We got that.
1:10:51
SPEAKER_13: I'll get him later for that.
1:10:52
SPEAKER_18: Yeah, but uh anyway, so we but you know, um, you'd asked about Aaron.
1:10:56
SPEAKER_18: Where were we going with that?
1:10:57
SPEAKER_18: Uh he's in San Francisco.
1:10:58
SPEAKER_18: In San Francisco, we we have a lot going on, so it's just it's just fun.
1:11:02
SPEAKER_18: Our teams really come together.
1:11:03
SPEAKER_18: Yeah, and yeah, you yeah, I want to get you out there.
1:11:05
SPEAKER_18: We've been talking about it.
1:11:06
SPEAKER_01: We have the best team.
1:11:08
SPEAKER_01: I I don't know if he told you last time, they're like all UNLB engineering students.
1:11:11
SPEAKER_18: Yes, he did.
1:11:12
SPEAKER_01: They're all like great, great, great.
1:11:14
SPEAKER_13: And see, I was not available last time y'all were on, and I was so disappointed.
1:11:19
SPEAKER_18: Don't worry, so could have gotten bullied.
1:11:20
SPEAKER_13: You guys I know, I know.
1:11:23
SPEAKER_13: And I've honestly I feel like they didn't bully Andrew enough, him and Aaron.
1:11:26
SPEAKER_13: I was like, because I went back and watched it and I was like, wow, they weren't even mean to him at all.
1:11:31
SPEAKER_18: We were giving him a little bit of grief, but you know, he's pretty quick on the comebacks.
1:11:34
SPEAKER_13: You gotta be careful that you're he only has so many.
1:11:36
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, you've got to wear them out.
1:11:38
SPEAKER_26: I'll tell you what, the one thing I learned about Don, Don is a man that's that's been in this town and very well established.
1:11:44
SPEAKER_26: I like the fact that you were you working in dealerships for a while.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, yeah.
1:11:47
SPEAKER_18: Yeah, I was been in the carbon since 78.
1:11:49
SPEAKER_26: And you've you've been extremely successful in almost everything that you've you've basically touched.
1:11:52
SPEAKER_26: Um, and that's why I'm so excited for the racing zone.
1:11:55
SPEAKER_26: What are some other events that you have coming up for the racing zone, or at least events that are going on right now?
1:12:00
SPEAKER_18: So, what we do every Thursday night is a race night.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_18: Yes.
1:12:02
SPEAKER_18: And race night is huge.
1:12:04
SPEAKER_18: The last race night we just did was Gran Turismo.
1:12:06
SPEAKER_18: Now you probably grew up playing Gran Turismo, right?
1:12:09
SPEAKER_18: I did, yes.
1:12:09
SPEAKER_18: So we did the Deep Forest Speedway, we did the Matterhorn, we did uh Devil's Tale, all these tracks, and it was amazing.
1:12:17
SPEAKER_18: All the geeks that came out for this stuff, right?
1:12:19
SPEAKER_18: Sure.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_18: They were loving it.
1:12:20
SPEAKER_18: And I don't know if you've heard about Dino from uh from Inferno.
1:12:23
SPEAKER_18: Yep.
1:12:24
SPEAKER_18: This kid can drive like crazy.
1:12:26
SPEAKER_18: So I had a professional racer in there um this week, Carl Foreman.
1:12:30
SPEAKER_18: He races a Toyota Super for Foreman Automotive, and great kid, very fast.
1:12:36
SPEAKER_18: Dino beat him.
1:12:37
SPEAKER_18: And he is barely by seconds, so the race was so close.
1:12:40
SPEAKER_18: It was tenth of a second, but you know, it's just so competitive, right?
1:12:44
SPEAKER_18: Yeah, and I mean it's a lot of fun for us to watch.
1:12:47
SPEAKER_18: But next week we do uh prototypes.
1:12:49
SPEAKER_18: So these are vehicles that are the future of racing.
1:12:52
SPEAKER_18: We've got them on four tracks on August 27th.
1:12:55
SPEAKER_18: We're doing our Porsche night.
1:12:57
SPEAKER_18: So four different Porsches on four different tracks.
1:13:00
SPEAKER_18: Uh, we're working with the local Gaudin Porsche dealership and Henderson Porsche to get them and the Porsche Club of Las Vegas.
1:13:07
SPEAKER_18: So we're gonna get some people out there to to have an and enjoy that.
1:13:10
SPEAKER_18: So we're always doing events.
1:13:11
SPEAKER_18: We're gonna do a ladies' night.
1:13:12
SPEAKER_13: Okay.
1:13:13
SPEAKER_18: So, you know, you look fat.
1:13:15
SPEAKER_13: Ladies, champion splits.
1:13:16
SPEAKER_13: That's exactly what I want.
1:13:18
SPEAKER_26: That was the goal.
1:13:19
SPEAKER_26: You know, we'll get to it.
1:13:21
SPEAKER_13: I'm laying in on that one.
1:13:22
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, I'm in.
1:13:23
SPEAKER_26: Well, guys, this is this is awesome.
1:13:24
SPEAKER_26: And yes, we are definitely doing a big head outie.
1:13:26
SPEAKER_26: Now that we have the full team here to experience it, I definitely want to do a big head out.
1:13:30
SPEAKER_18: Well, congrats on the new digs.
1:13:32
SPEAKER_18: Last time we did it, it was a little bit of a different setup, but I like this, man.
1:13:36
SPEAKER_18: This is really, really a good setup.
1:13:37
SPEAKER_26: Are you guys gonna be able to stick around for the music in about 30 minutes?
1:13:40
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, we can.
1:13:40
SPEAKER_18: I mean, you got mango tangle, it's all I drink.
1:13:43
SPEAKER_18: You're reading my mail.
1:13:45
SPEAKER_13: He is.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_13: We are.
1:13:46
SPEAKER_13: We go, we break in, we commit crimes.
1:13:50
SPEAKER_13: My jam.
1:13:51
SPEAKER_18: But hey, congratulations.
1:13:53
SPEAKER_18: I love to see the support.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_18: I love it.
1:13:55
SPEAKER_18: Thanks for having us on.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_18: Of course.
1:13:56
SPEAKER_18: Thank you guys.
1:13:57
SPEAKER_26: The racing zone, everybody.
1:13:58
SPEAKER_26: Cheers.
1:13:59
SPEAKER_13: Racing zone.
1:14:00
SPEAKER_13: Racing zone.
1:14:01
SPEAKER_13: Racing zone.
1:14:03
SPEAKER_13: You know, she said that they're gonna do do racing with champagne.
1:14:06
SPEAKER_13: It's like the one time you can drink and drive.
1:14:08
SPEAKER_26: I feel like you can you can combine those words together.
1:14:10
SPEAKER_26: Racing and champagne.
1:14:13
SPEAKER_13: Champ champricing.
1:14:15
SPEAKER_26: Champraising?
1:14:16
SPEAKER_26: Chambracing.
1:14:16
SPEAKER_13: Champracing.
1:14:17
SPEAKER_26: We're going chambracing.
1:14:20
SPEAKER_26: I gotta snort.
1:14:21
SPEAKER_13: We're going chambracing.
1:14:22
SPEAKER_26: We're going champ racing, everybody.
1:14:24
SPEAKER_26: Listen, your boy Brandon's been slacking.
1:14:25
SPEAKER_13: I know.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_13: Brandon's out there.
1:14:26
SPEAKER_13: What is he doing?
1:14:27
SPEAKER_26: Dana June, get over here.
1:14:28
SPEAKER_26: Dana June.
1:14:30
SPEAKER_13: You know what?
1:14:30
SPEAKER_13: I have a bone to pick with Dana June.
1:14:32
SPEAKER_26: I have a bone to brag about with Dana June.
1:14:34
SPEAKER_26: So it'll balance out.
1:14:36
SPEAKER_26: It'll balance out?
1:14:37
SPEAKER_13: I have a bone.
1:14:38
SPEAKER_13: You didn't have a gift.
1:14:39
SPEAKER_13: Huh?
1:14:39
SPEAKER_13: Oh.
1:14:40
SPEAKER_26: The husband's bringing gifts.
1:14:41
SPEAKER_13: Thank you, husband.
1:14:42
SPEAKER_26: Is that for me or for her, Tyler?
1:14:43
unknown: Oh, for Julie.
1:14:43
SPEAKER_26: Oh, that's for Julie.
1:14:44
SPEAKER_26: I thought it was for me.
1:14:45
SPEAKER_13: Can I open it in a second?
1:14:46
SPEAKER_13: You want me to open it now?
1:14:47
SPEAKER_13: Open it now before we start Dana June.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_13: I'm terrified.
1:14:49
SPEAKER_13: It's is it from Devin?
1:14:50
SPEAKER_13: Is it alive?
1:14:52
SPEAKER_26: What do we got?
1:14:53
SPEAKER_13: Oh, that's really fucked up, bro.
1:14:56
SPEAKER_26: Oh God.
1:14:57
SPEAKER_13: Alright.
1:14:58
SPEAKER_13: Does anyone have a bottle opener?
1:15:00
SPEAKER_26: Oh, it's a twist?
1:15:02
SPEAKER_13: I haven't been iced since I've been 19 years old.
1:15:05
SPEAKER_26: Thank you, Tyler, for not giving that.
1:15:09
SPEAKER_13: This is double thing.
1:15:10
SPEAKER_13: What's good about my I'm not gonna.
1:15:13
SPEAKER_13: It's gonna take me a while.
1:15:14
SPEAKER_13: Everyone's watching, too.
1:15:15
SPEAKER_13: We're all watching.
1:15:16
SPEAKER_13: I'm not a fast drinker.
1:15:17
SPEAKER_26: Let's introduce Dana June as Tyler.
1:15:22
SPEAKER_21: Go, girl.
1:15:23
SPEAKER_26: Look at Julie.
1:15:24
SPEAKER_26: Is she gonna do it all in one fell swoop?
1:15:26
SPEAKER_26: Oh my gosh.
1:15:27
SPEAKER_26: There it is.
1:15:29
SPEAKER_21: I'm celebrating 11 months, no alcohol.
1:15:38
SPEAKER_13: Dana, I'm literally so jealous right now.
1:15:42
SPEAKER_26: What a celebration that is.
1:15:43
SPEAKER_26: Dana June, welcome back.
1:15:45
SPEAKER_26: Woo! How are you?
1:15:46
SPEAKER_21: I'm good.
1:15:47
SPEAKER_21: How are you?
1:15:47
SPEAKER_26: Not a cocktail.
1:15:48
SPEAKER_26: A moon manifesto.
1:15:50
SPEAKER_21: What is this bone you have to pick with me?
1:15:51
SPEAKER_21: Okay, here's my bone.
1:15:53
SPEAKER_26: Here's my bone.
1:15:54
SPEAKER_13: After you just chugged that, sorry.
1:15:55
SPEAKER_13: Eric Gladstone.
1:15:56
SPEAKER_13: Yes.
1:15:57
SPEAKER_13: He comes on the show.
1:15:58
SPEAKER_13: I say, Oh, I want a copy of Eric's book.
1:16:01
SPEAKER_13: And he signed it for me.
1:16:02
SPEAKER_13: And then we reach out to some other people.
1:16:04
SPEAKER_13: I won't say names yet because he hasn't been on the show.
1:16:06
SPEAKER_13: But I reach out to another guest to come on.
1:16:08
SPEAKER_13: He sends me a book.
1:16:09
SPEAKER_13: He signs it.
1:16:10
SPEAKER_13: Guess who the only person in this office is that does not have Dana June's book?
1:16:14
SPEAKER_21: I think that I came on the show right when you started.
1:16:17
SPEAKER_21: No, the same week that you started.
1:16:19
SPEAKER_21: And you know what?
1:16:20
SPEAKER_21: I would like to purchase how to park too.
1:16:22
SPEAKER_21: I got you, I got you.
1:16:23
SPEAKER_13: Say less than Dana June comes prepared.
1:16:27
SPEAKER_13: It needs to be signed and of course.
1:16:29
SPEAKER_13: And with an apology.
1:16:30
SPEAKER_13: The bone will be resolved.
1:16:31
SPEAKER_26: So, all right, the bone is buried, but I have a bone to brag about is the shirt that you're wearing.
1:16:36
SPEAKER_26: Woo! Listen, I love money, chapter three.
1:16:41
SPEAKER_26: Where'd you get that idea from?
1:16:42
SPEAKER_21: Oh, I just it kind of came to me when I was on this one podcast at a different studio.
1:16:48
SPEAKER_21: It kind of looked like this, but it had a little bit of train in the background.
1:16:51
SPEAKER_26: So I don't think that's there was definitely some some noise in the background.
1:16:55
SPEAKER_21: Yeah, shout out Andrew.
1:16:56
SPEAKER_21: He is the reason why my merch says I love money.
1:16:58
SPEAKER_26: I love money.
1:16:59
SPEAKER_26: Chapter three, how to cocktail.
1:17:00
SPEAKER_26: The reason I said that is because chapter three, sentence one, it says, I love money.
1:17:05
SPEAKER_26: And just like those Stone Cold Steve Austin Austin 316 shirts, I said, This should be your shirt.
1:17:10
SPEAKER_26: And you know what?
1:17:10
SPEAKER_26: You're rocking that shirt everywhere.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_26: It looks great.
1:17:12
SPEAKER_13: I like Dana's more than stone colds.
1:17:14
SPEAKER_26: I like Dana's more than stone colds too.
1:17:16
SPEAKER_13: Thank you, thank you.
1:17:17
SPEAKER_26: I and I I I have two of them.
1:17:19
SPEAKER_26: I have the uh dark black one, I have like a dark gray one.
1:17:21
SPEAKER_21: Not the whole collection.
1:17:22
SPEAKER_21: You need the baby tea now.
1:17:23
SPEAKER_21: You need the prop tea.
1:17:24
SPEAKER_21: Not to keep going on and on about your merch.
1:17:26
SPEAKER_13: I want one of the bikinis.
1:17:28
SPEAKER_13: Is there a iconic?
1:17:30
SPEAKER_13: And I'm like, no, but what is it behind the bikini thing?
1:17:33
SPEAKER_13: That's a H2C.
1:17:35
SPEAKER_13: And I'm like, that is a cute bikini.
1:17:37
SPEAKER_21: Ooh.
1:17:38
SPEAKER_21: Every time I come in here, I got a new merch idea.
1:17:41
SPEAKER_26: You're a busy woman doing a busy thing.
1:17:43
SPEAKER_13: Or do some of those like cute little like sleeper booty shorts.
1:17:45
SPEAKER_13: Okay with H2C across the boat.
1:17:47
SPEAKER_13: Anything else.
1:17:49
SPEAKER_13: I got you.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_13: I got you.
1:17:50
SPEAKER_26: Anybody have any ideas for Dana's?
1:17:52
SPEAKER_26: Right, please.
1:17:53
SPEAKER_13: Write them in.
1:17:54
SPEAKER_26: I'll tell you what, I said this on the last episode when you were here, is I like the fact that I dropped the ball getting you on the show in the house.
1:17:59
SPEAKER_26: Because I reached out to you, and I just got so busy, and I was very overwhelmed that I didn't follow up on scheduling you on.
1:18:06
SPEAKER_26: You reached out to me and you were like, hey, yeah, I still have to come on.
1:18:09
SPEAKER_26: And I'm so glad you did because you came on.
1:18:11
SPEAKER_26: We had a great episode, we have a great relationship now.
1:18:13
SPEAKER_26: But I like the fact that you haven't slowed down.
1:18:15
SPEAKER_26: No, you are just grinding, grinding, grinding.
1:18:18
SPEAKER_26: How to cocktail.
1:18:19
SPEAKER_26: It's it's everywhere.
1:18:20
SPEAKER_21: Aw, thank you, thank you.
1:18:21
SPEAKER_21: Yes, we just hired our first employee, so I just hired my first Julie.
1:18:24
SPEAKER_26: What are they doing?
1:18:26
SPEAKER_26: Wait, hold on.
1:18:26
SPEAKER_26: Are you stealing Julie from you?
1:18:28
SPEAKER_13: Can you imagine this is how we break it to you?
1:18:30
SPEAKER_26: This is the worst.
1:18:31
SPEAKER_26: This is the worst big head block party ever.
1:18:34
SPEAKER_21: You're down a girl.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_26: I'm down a girl.
1:18:35
SPEAKER_26: Oh lord.
1:18:36
SPEAKER_21: No, yeah.
1:18:37
SPEAKER_21: Her official um title is Business Development Coordinator, but she's my left hand, right hand, third hand.
1:18:44
SPEAKER_26: Can she dance as well as you?
1:18:46
SPEAKER_21: I have not seen her dance.
1:18:48
SPEAKER_21: I should have had that in the interview.
1:18:49
SPEAKER_21: That should be one of the first things improv.
1:18:52
SPEAKER_21: One improv, though.
1:18:54
SPEAKER_26: Before I say yes, you you can't be a better dancer than me.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_21: That is true.
1:18:57
SPEAKER_21: I did ask what her sign was.
1:18:59
SPEAKER_21: What's your sign?
1:19:00
SPEAKER_21: She's a Gemini.
1:19:01
SPEAKER_26: I don't know what that means.
1:19:02
SPEAKER_21: My husband's a Gemini.
1:19:04
SPEAKER_21: I'm a Gemini.
1:19:05
SPEAKER_26: We're all deep down inside, we're all Geminis, right?
1:19:07
SPEAKER_21: Yeah.
1:19:08
SPEAKER_21: All two-faced.
1:19:09
SPEAKER_26: Okay.
1:19:10
SPEAKER_13: More than two.
1:19:11
SPEAKER_13: More than two.
1:19:12
SPEAKER_21: I'm a Virgo.
1:19:13
SPEAKER_13: Okay, okay.
1:19:14
SPEAKER_13: Which is why I'm so hard on him.
1:19:15
SPEAKER_21: When's your birthday?
1:19:16
SPEAKER_26: February 10th.
1:19:18
SPEAKER_21: Aquarian?
1:19:18
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
1:19:19
SPEAKER_26: How do you feel about that?
1:19:20
SPEAKER_21: They're fine.
1:19:21
SPEAKER_26: You love it.
1:19:22
SPEAKER_26: You love the fact that I was going to be here.
1:19:23
SPEAKER_21: Andrew, I don't like Andrew the Aquarius.
1:19:26
SPEAKER_21: That's fair.
1:19:27
SPEAKER_26: Those Andrew Aquariuses, they're bad news bears.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_26: I tell you.
1:19:29
SPEAKER_26: Well, Dana, June, I'm so excited that you're here.
1:19:31
SPEAKER_26: Thank you for being a part of this.
1:19:32
SPEAKER_21: Are you going to stick around for the performance?
1:19:34
SPEAKER_21: Of course.
1:19:34
SPEAKER_21: Anna ate a couple tacos.
1:19:36
SPEAKER_21: How about the tacos?
1:19:37
SPEAKER_21: 10 out of 10.
1:19:38
SPEAKER_21: We haven't had them yet.
1:19:39
SPEAKER_26: We haven't had them yet.
1:19:41
SPEAKER_26: I'm waiting for a bag to come with a plate full of tacos.
1:19:43
SPEAKER_13: That's kind of what I thought I was getting.
1:19:45
SPEAKER_13: You haven't eaten?
1:19:46
SPEAKER_13: No.
1:19:47
SPEAKER_13: I had breakfast.
1:19:48
SPEAKER_13: I had breakfast.
1:19:49
SPEAKER_13: But has Dana signed the face?
1:19:51
SPEAKER_13: Dana has not signed the face.
1:19:52
SPEAKER_26: Sign the face, Dana.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_13: Of course.
1:19:54
SPEAKER_13: This one over here?
1:19:55
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, the one where that looks ridiculous.
1:19:57
SPEAKER_13: Yes.
1:19:57
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
1:19:58
SPEAKER_26: All the guests are signing that face.
1:20:00
SPEAKER_26: So if you don't sign that face, I'm going to be able to do that.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_26: I love it.
1:20:01
SPEAKER_26: I have it.
1:20:02
SPEAKER_26: And then sign the book for Julie before the case.
1:20:03
SPEAKER_21: Yes, yes, yes.
1:20:04
SPEAKER_21: Before I don't actually have a bone to pick.
1:20:06
SPEAKER_21: It's No, I I get it.
1:20:08
SPEAKER_21: I get it because everyone got a book.
1:20:09
SPEAKER_21: I gave it a book.
1:20:10
SPEAKER_21: Yeah, I gave everyone a book when I came in.
1:20:13
SPEAKER_21: Oh yeah, just first, just starting.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_21: That's the first one.
1:20:15
SPEAKER_21: Financial literacy at its best.
1:20:17
SPEAKER_26: Sales 101 right there.
1:20:19
SPEAKER_26: You are sales 101.
1:20:20
SPEAKER_21: Distribution.
1:20:21
SPEAKER_21: Get it out there.
1:20:21
SPEAKER_26: Your next book should be about sales.
1:20:23
SPEAKER_21: Should it?
1:20:23
SPEAKER_21: Oh my god.
1:20:24
SPEAKER_21: Just write it down.
1:20:25
SPEAKER_21: Write that down.
1:20:26
unknown: I don't know.
1:20:26
SPEAKER_21: She said we're booty shorts.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_26: Booty shorts.
1:20:28
SPEAKER_26: Look about sales.
1:20:29
SPEAKER_26: Sales on board.
1:20:30
SPEAKER_26: Get it, get it, get it.
1:20:32
SPEAKER_26: Dana June, we love you.
1:20:33
SPEAKER_26: Thank you so much for being rockstar.
1:20:35
SPEAKER_13: Also, it was really nice to meet you.
1:20:36
SPEAKER_13: I know we have formally introduced.
1:20:38
SPEAKER_13: We have a pen over there.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_13: I haven't met her yet.
1:20:39
SPEAKER_13: Oh, there is one?
1:20:41
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
1:20:41
SPEAKER_13: Well, I'm an author, so I just need to.
1:20:43
SPEAKER_13: Of course you have a pen over here.
1:20:45
SPEAKER_13: Why is she the most prepared person here?
1:20:47
SPEAKER_13: Because she's 11 months sober from Christmas.
1:20:52
SPEAKER_13: Because the rest of us are drinking white claws and trulys.
1:20:55
SPEAKER_26: Rock, and now we're doing shotguns of uh This is a PSA.
1:20:58
SPEAKER_26: This is a PSA.
1:21:00
SPEAKER_26: I love the fact that you got down on one day and she was like, I'm celebrating 11 months sober.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_13: I know.
1:21:05
SPEAKER_13: That was like I feel embarrassed and I can't believe you did that.
1:21:08
SPEAKER_13: I'm gonna hold this.
1:21:09
SPEAKER_13: Now I have a bone to pick with Devin.
1:21:11
SPEAKER_13: But I do see a redhead that has her hand in the sky and she said, I'm ready, I'm gonna go.
1:21:16
SPEAKER_25: Ashley.
1:21:17
SPEAKER_25: Ashley Ashley comes.
1:21:21
SPEAKER_13: Okay, first thing that I would like to talk about are her boots.
1:21:23
SPEAKER_13: Exactly.
1:21:24
SPEAKER_25: Exactly.
1:21:25
SPEAKER_25: Look at you.
1:21:26
SPEAKER_13: When she came on last time, she was all like stylish, decked out, and now she's doing the same thing again.
1:21:32
SPEAKER_13: I am a fashion easy.
1:21:33
SPEAKER_13: Fashion East One.
1:21:34
SPEAKER_26: Welcome back to the show.
1:21:36
SPEAKER_26: First of all, I want to say how, and I get it.
1:21:40
SPEAKER_26: You weren't able to share this news during the episode because it wasn't public yet.
1:21:44
SPEAKER_26: But you sold your gym.
1:21:45
SPEAKER_00: I did.
1:21:46
SPEAKER_26: Right as our episode you you you basically knew as the episode was being recorded.
1:21:50
SPEAKER_26: But you couldn't share it.
1:21:52
SPEAKER_00: But I could not talk about it.
1:21:53
SPEAKER_26: Congratulations.
1:21:54
SPEAKER_00: It was in Long Beach or Torrance?
1:21:55
SPEAKER_00: Where was it?
1:21:56
SPEAKER_00: Torrance.
1:21:56
SPEAKER_00: California.
1:21:57
SPEAKER_00: And I'm 37 years old and I'm retired.
1:21:59
SPEAKER_00: That blows my mind.
1:22:01
SPEAKER_00: I'm bored.
1:22:02
SPEAKER_00: Are you bored?
1:22:02
SPEAKER_00: I'm fucking bored.
1:22:03
SPEAKER_00: You don't have any new hobbies?
1:22:05
SPEAKER_00: Besides chronic masturbation, I go to the gym.
1:22:08
SPEAKER_00: I mean, but that's not new.
1:22:11
SPEAKER_26: Now you just have more money and you're doing it.
1:22:12
SPEAKER_26: Exactly.
1:22:16
SPEAKER_00: Um so actually it's become such a problem that I decided I was gonna go back to school and get my PhD in clinical sexual psychology.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_13: Whoa.
1:22:27
SPEAKER_00: Right on your alley.
1:22:28
SPEAKER_00: Fits right in.
1:22:29
SPEAKER_00: But you know what?
1:22:30
SPEAKER_13: I don't know why, but I do feel like that is more like becoming more and more of a need.
1:22:35
SPEAKER_13: Like I feel like so many people do have like sex issues, whether it's in a relationship or like personal whatever, but so many people need that.
1:22:43
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm gonna specialize in alternative relationships and kink.
1:22:46
SPEAKER_00: Love that.
1:22:47
SPEAKER_00: And because my second book that I'm writing is gonna be all about sex, and I feel like it's going to just add to my credentials.
1:22:54
SPEAKER_00: So when someone picks my book up off the shelf and they read about me, they're gonna say, Oh, this bitch knows what she's talking about, kind of.
1:23:01
SPEAKER_26: And you're easy to you it's easy for you to talk about.
1:23:03
SPEAKER_26: For a lot of people, talking about that is is maybe a very uncomfortable subject, even though they're maybe well versed, they have all the information.
1:23:10
SPEAKER_26: Not everybody can easily talk about it like you can.
1:23:12
SPEAKER_26: And I think that benefits you tremendously when it comes to the business side of it and just when it comes to the educational side of it too.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:23:18
SPEAKER_26: I love that.
1:23:19
SPEAKER_26: Is this new by the way?
1:23:20
SPEAKER_26: No.
1:23:21
unknown: No.
1:23:21
SPEAKER_26: Did you always have that?
1:23:22
SPEAKER_26: Um Why didn't I see that in the last episode?
1:23:24
SPEAKER_26: I don't know.
1:23:26
SPEAKER_13: Isn't no matter what is like you you guys had it in the gym or something, right?
1:23:30
SPEAKER_00: So this is that my husband's handwriting that I took from a note that he wrote me in Sharpie.
1:23:34
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
1:23:35
SPEAKER_00: And I wanted it to look like he just like Sharpie'd on my arm.
1:23:38
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:23:38
SPEAKER_00: That was like our saying to each other.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
1:23:40
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, me too.
1:23:41
SPEAKER_26: How was your you did a little Aruba trip or something?
1:23:43
SPEAKER_26: Where'd you go?
1:23:44
SPEAKER_00: I went to Southeast Asia for a month.
1:23:47
SPEAKER_00: Whoa.
1:23:48
SPEAKER_00: Cambodia, Vietnam, Thailand, and Bali.
1:23:52
SPEAKER_00: Um it was wild to see how people actually live.
1:23:56
SPEAKER_00: Like in Cambodia, within the past like decade, they just stopped eating cats and dogs.
1:24:02
SPEAKER_00: Like it's crazy.
1:24:03
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_00: It's great.
1:24:04
SPEAKER_00: Like uh they had insect markets because they eat tarantula.
1:24:08
SPEAKER_00: What did you eat?
1:24:10
SPEAKER_00: Um actually I thought it was gonna be so easy for me to eat in Asia because I'm a vegetarian.
1:24:14
SPEAKER_00: No meat, no fish.
1:24:15
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it was difficult in some of the places because a lot of things they don't consider vegetarianism a fish, they don't uh knock out, like there'll be fish sauce and this and that.
1:24:25
SPEAKER_00: So but in Vietnam was the easiest place because they consider vegetarianism basically vegan, okay, but just honey.
1:24:34
SPEAKER_00: Like, so it's vegan, but there may be honey in it.
1:24:37
SPEAKER_00: Um but I had a lot of interesting food.
1:24:40
SPEAKER_00: I think Indonesia and Bali, I had some great food.
1:24:43
SPEAKER_00: It was just more eye-opening cultural experiences of seeing how other cultures live that just like blew my mind.
1:24:50
SPEAKER_26: That's good.
1:24:51
SPEAKER_26: Listen, now you're retired, you can go experience these things without having to worry about any other things that are on your plate.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_26: Yeah.
1:24:56
SPEAKER_26: What is on your plate?
1:24:57
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, besides you get in the masters, of course, you're writing your second book.
1:25:00
SPEAKER_26: What was the first book that you wrote?
1:25:01
SPEAKER_00: So the first book I wrote is in its final stages of editing, getting ready to be published.
1:25:06
SPEAKER_00: It's a memoir.
1:25:06
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:25:07
SPEAKER_00: Um, and it's called What Death Taught Me About Life.
1:25:10
SPEAKER_00: Unless the publishers want to change the title, I'm not married to it, I don't care.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_16: Right.
1:25:14
SPEAKER_00: Uh, it's about my life, um, about my younger history with having an eating disorder almost my entire life, and then my husband's death and kind of how I've navigated that.
1:25:24
SPEAKER_00: But it ultimately tells the story of a societal rejection of the notion of they, of what they tell you you should do, and how they tell you you should act.
1:25:34
SPEAKER_00: And a lot of my you should grieve, and grieve, and like I got married at 24 years old because they told me that that's what you should do.
1:25:41
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, like you're together for three years, you get fucking married, and I'm walking down the aisle, like, what the fuck am I doing?
1:25:46
SPEAKER_00: And then nine months later I'm divorced.
1:25:48
SPEAKER_00: And the more I've rejected the notion of they, the better my life has become, and that's kind of that tale.
1:25:56
SPEAKER_16: Yeah.
1:25:56
SPEAKER_00: And then the second book, I wanted it to be like a coffee table book, and it was gonna be called Smutslet.
1:26:04
SPEAKER_00: Because ever since my husband died, all of the sexual encounters that I've had, I've made voice recordings for.
1:26:10
SPEAKER_00: I remember you sharing this.
1:26:11
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, because we thought that you were recording during the last one was called Mid Man because the shit was mid at best, right?
1:26:22
SPEAKER_00: So like he got a nine-minute voice recording.
1:26:25
SPEAKER_00: But, anyways, it was just gonna be those stories.
1:26:28
SPEAKER_13: Hold on, when it's like the best, 10 out of 10.
1:26:31
SPEAKER_13: How long's the voice recording?
1:26:33
SPEAKER_00: 45 minutes.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_13: Love it.
1:26:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, on and on and on.
1:26:36
SPEAKER_00: Love that in detail.
1:26:37
SPEAKER_00: Like some of my girlfriends, I'll send it in the group chat and they'll be like, I love you.
1:26:40
SPEAKER_00: Like, I just had to go masturbate because that was so.
1:26:44
SPEAKER_13: Okay, if you were to develop feelings for somebody like beyond sex, would you still send the voice recordings?
1:26:50
SPEAKER_00: Fuck yeah.
1:26:51
SPEAKER_26: Okay, yeah.
1:26:52
SPEAKER_26: They need to know.
1:26:53
SPEAKER_26: The world needs to know.
1:26:55
SPEAKER_26: The world needs to know.
1:26:55
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, no, at least the girlfriends need to know.
1:26:58
SPEAKER_00: That's true.
1:26:59
SPEAKER_00: Look at you.
1:27:00
SPEAKER_00: And then I decided it's not gonna be just about that.
1:27:03
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna be like a confidence book because you said, you know, you have no problem talking about this.
1:27:09
SPEAKER_00: But all of that, I feel like confidence, whether it's sexual confidence or emotional confidence, physical confidence, it's a muscle that you have to keep flexing.
1:27:15
SPEAKER_00: Sure.
1:27:16
SPEAKER_00: I would like to measure my biceps to see how much bigger they are than Devin.
1:27:19
SPEAKER_26: Oh, we can make that happen.
1:27:20
SPEAKER_00: And what do you mean?
1:27:21
SPEAKER_13: He was 18 inches?
1:27:22
SPEAKER_13: I think 16.
1:27:23
SPEAKER_00: Mine better than that.
1:27:24
SPEAKER_13: No, because it said 16, and then I was like, oh, I measure, I added wrong.
1:27:27
SPEAKER_26: They gotta be at least 10.
1:27:28
SPEAKER_26: Anybody that comes on this that comes on this show, if you want to measure your biceps, feel free.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_26: Julie will measure.
1:27:32
SPEAKER_26: Julie is our judge.
1:27:33
SPEAKER_26: Julie will measure.
1:27:34
SPEAKER_26: Julie will definitely measure.
1:27:35
SPEAKER_13: It's that exercise science degree.
1:27:37
SPEAKER_00: You got it.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_00: Got it.
1:27:38
SPEAKER_00: Precise.
1:27:39
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
1:27:40
SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna tell the tale of how I've increased my confidence through the sexual endeavors.
1:27:45
SPEAKER_00: So instead of just the isolated stories that are gonna be fun, it's gonna be weaved into a narrative of how the lessons that I've learned throughout.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_00: I love that.
1:27:54
SPEAKER_00: And hopefully that's gonna be translatable not only to help other people, but to be like the next sex in the city.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_00: Show.
1:28:00
SPEAKER_16: Yeah.
1:28:01
SPEAKER_00: And then you know it.
1:28:03
SPEAKER_00: You'll be calling me when I'm in Hollywood.
1:28:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
1:28:06
SPEAKER_26: I'll be begging you to come back on the house.
1:28:07
SPEAKER_04: Yeah, I love it.
1:28:08
SPEAKER_26: 37 years old, and you're just kicking ass at life.
1:28:11
SPEAKER_26: Listen, you've been through a lot and you've you've you've had a lot of ups, a lot of downs, but I love the fact where you are, I love the fact where you're going, and you still just have such a level head.
1:28:19
SPEAKER_26: You haven't let anything you know get to you, like you're just you're blossoming.
1:28:24
SPEAKER_26: And I I love seeing that, so I'm so happy for you, and I'm excited for all these books and all these adventures you have coming up.
1:28:30
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
1:28:30
SPEAKER_26: And please, when you have the book ready, come back come back on the show.
1:28:33
SPEAKER_13: And you have to sign it and I get a copy of the book.
1:28:34
SPEAKER_13: We'll buy it.
1:28:35
SPEAKER_26: We'll buy one, you'll sign it, and Julie will finally stop yelling at me for not having to be able to get it.
1:28:40
SPEAKER_13: Stop yelling at everybody.
1:28:40
SPEAKER_13: For sure, for sure.
1:28:41
SPEAKER_26: Yes.
1:28:42
SPEAKER_26: Ashley, please, and if you can't, just sign my face back there.
1:28:45
SPEAKER_00: Okay, measure my bicep and then I'll sign your face.
1:28:47
SPEAKER_26: Julie, measure Ashley's bicep, please.
1:28:49
SPEAKER_26: Devin, if if she's if she has a bigger bicep than you, which it's very possible.
1:28:54
SPEAKER_26: Ashley held the power li- is the powerlifting record, world record.
1:29:02
SPEAKER_26: No, it's gotta be.
1:29:06
SPEAKER_26: Nicely done.
1:29:07
SPEAKER_26: Ashley Contorno, ladies and gentlemen.
1:29:10
SPEAKER_26: Bring him on, baby.
1:29:11
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
1:29:12
SPEAKER_26: There he is! There he is.
1:29:14
SPEAKER_26: What's up, brother?
1:29:16
SPEAKER_26: Listen, for anybody that maybe not know who this is, let me just give you an idea of who this is.
1:29:21
SPEAKER_22: Let's hear it.
1:29:22
SPEAKER_22: I want to hear the pitch.
1:29:24
SPEAKER_26: Is it is it playing?
1:29:28
SPEAKER_16: Big head!
1:29:29
SPEAKER_26: The voice of Big Head.
1:29:30
SPEAKER_26: Hello, darling.
1:29:31
SPEAKER_26: Come sit down too.
1:29:32
SPEAKER_26: Relax.
1:29:33
SPEAKER_26: Grayson, Boston.
1:29:36
SPEAKER_26: I love you.
1:29:37
SPEAKER_26: I love you.
1:29:37
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
1:29:38
SPEAKER_26: Thank you so much.
1:29:39
SPEAKER_26: Grayson, boss, what's going on, bro?
1:29:41
SPEAKER_26: Dude, good to see you.
1:29:42
SPEAKER_26: It's what's it been?
1:29:43
SPEAKER_26: Over a year now?
1:29:44
SPEAKER_26: It's been fit around February because you came in and played the Valentine's Day.
1:29:47
SPEAKER_26: Absolutely.
1:29:47
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, Grayson, how long has it been?
1:29:49
SPEAKER_26: This is this is before Julie.
1:29:50
SPEAKER_26: This is BJ.
1:29:52
SPEAKER_26: That was not what I meant.
1:29:56
SPEAKER_26: Quite the upgrade in here.
1:29:57
SPEAKER_26: It looks great.
1:29:57
SPEAKER_26: We're trying, man.
1:29:58
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, you guys are killing it.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_26: Amazing to see.
1:30:00
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
1:30:01
SPEAKER_26: Absolutely.
1:30:02
SPEAKER_26: Um so you you guys, at the time we last spoke, you were moving to Nashville.
1:30:07
SPEAKER_22: Are you back or are you still you back?
1:30:08
SPEAKER_22: We are in the process of moving back.
1:30:10
SPEAKER_22: So I'm back here gigging like five, six nights a week.
1:30:12
SPEAKER_22: You are always on the map.
1:30:13
SPEAKER_22: Um yeah, we're at I'm a little bit uh just wired on coffee right now.
1:30:18
SPEAKER_22: We were at Aria.
1:30:18
SPEAKER_22: I was playing till like three in the morning last night.
1:30:20
SPEAKER_22: Yes.
1:30:21
SPEAKER_22: Right after here, I'm gonna run down to the link, play at the link till ten o'clock tonight.
1:30:25
SPEAKER_22: So it's just it's been busy, but uh we had a great time in Nashville.
1:30:28
SPEAKER_22: We're in the process of moving out of our house there, and we'll be back here full time in probably what, two months?
1:30:35
SPEAKER_22: Andrea, get that mic close to the face.
1:30:37
SPEAKER_26: I don't want to miss the word of this.
1:30:38
SPEAKER_26: You're good.
1:30:39
SPEAKER_26: I don't know what I'm gonna do.
1:30:39
SPEAKER_26: Or maybe you may have to move a little bit closer to it too.
1:30:41
SPEAKER_26: Who knows?
1:30:43
SPEAKER_26: Anything's possible.
1:30:44
SPEAKER_09: Did we go ahead?
1:30:45
SPEAKER_26: We did it.
1:30:46
SPEAKER_09: We did it.
1:30:47
SPEAKER_09: Um I don't know what I'm doing.
1:30:48
SPEAKER_26: Andrew, are you here full-time too, or not yet?
1:30:51
SPEAKER_09: It's like a podcast, ever.
1:30:52
SPEAKER_09: Um I'm I'm back and forth, so you know, all my stuff is destination in general, but I think I'm pretty like half and half.
1:31:01
SPEAKER_26: Your Grayson, you're basically the reason Grayson looks so good is 1000% because of you.
1:31:05
SPEAKER_26: 100%.
1:31:07
SPEAKER_26: You're the stylist.
1:31:08
SPEAKER_22: She literally styled me this morning because I had bags under my eyes.
1:31:11
SPEAKER_22: You look like a rock star.
1:31:12
SPEAKER_22: You look like a rock star.
1:31:13
SPEAKER_22: You are a rock star, and I love this for you.
1:31:15
SPEAKER_22: Thank you, brother.
1:31:16
SPEAKER_22: It's a full-time job.
1:31:18
SPEAKER_26: She would know.
1:31:19
SPEAKER_09: Truly, truly.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
1:31:20
SPEAKER_26: No, I you know, I'm I'm so glad that you guys were here.
1:31:23
SPEAKER_26: I I love the fact that you know I I love every time our song is played.
1:31:26
SPEAKER_26: Now I I play the instrumental um on all of our social media clips.
1:31:31
SPEAKER_22: Every time you play a clip or you post a clip, I I listen to make sure I'm like, yep, it's still there.
1:31:36
SPEAKER_22: It's still there.
1:31:37
SPEAKER_22: It's gonna be so hard to top it.
1:31:39
SPEAKER_22: I don't know.
1:31:40
SPEAKER_22: I could do it.
1:31:41
SPEAKER_22: I I made I'm I'm this is not to say that I I made this in about 40 minutes.
1:31:46
SPEAKER_13: Now I will say we aren't in desperate need of a members-only theme song.
1:31:50
SPEAKER_26: We do need a members-only theme.
1:31:52
SPEAKER_26: Are you do you?
1:31:52
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, we do.
1:31:53
SPEAKER_26: I'll make one because we're sure.
1:31:54
SPEAKER_26: We're starting to do members-only episodes.
1:31:56
SPEAKER_26: Okay, cool.
1:31:56
SPEAKER_26: But I I like the fact that this, all of these these hey big heads are you.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_26: Yep.
1:32:01
SPEAKER_09: Yeah?
1:32:02
SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
1:32:02
SPEAKER_09: That's all you're doing.
1:32:03
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, pitch shifted up.
1:32:04
SPEAKER_22: It's uh you sound crazy.
1:32:06
SPEAKER_22: It's so good.
1:32:07
SPEAKER_22: Yeah, we were at the my old house that I lived in here in Vegas.
1:32:11
SPEAKER_22: Um I had a giant studio room, and I think you were in town.
1:32:16
SPEAKER_09: I was definitely in town.
1:32:17
SPEAKER_22: You were kind of doing your own thing, and I had told you I was gonna do this for you, and just sat down and cranked it out in like 40 minutes, and I was like, this is good.
1:32:25
SPEAKER_22: This is a vibe.
1:32:26
SPEAKER_22: I'm glad you did.
1:32:26
SPEAKER_22: Yeah, no, absolutely.
1:32:27
SPEAKER_22: But I would love to make a members only one.
1:32:29
SPEAKER_22: I would love for you to make a members only, and I also want you to come back now that we have a little bit better.
1:32:33
SPEAKER_09: Did we get jackets or members only jackets?
1:32:37
SPEAKER_26: I'm just saying, I wonder if they were going to be my stylist too.
1:32:40
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, any literally anytime.
1:32:41
SPEAKER_09: But you have great skin, so it's the white Norwegian skin.
1:32:45
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, you know, do you wear sunscreen?
1:32:47
SPEAKER_26: Uh I just don't go outside.
1:32:48
SPEAKER_26: Okay, alright, alright.
1:32:49
SPEAKER_26: That works.
1:32:49
SPEAKER_26: So it works out even better.
1:32:51
SPEAKER_09: Probably.
1:32:51
SPEAKER_09: You should still wear sunscreen.
1:32:53
SPEAKER_26: It's the blue light from the computer screens that are in front of us.
1:32:55
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, absolutely.
1:32:56
SPEAKER_09: Well, they have that thing that you can put on your phone now where it's like converts it to red light, I guess.
1:33:00
SPEAKER_26: That sounds like a whole thing.
1:33:02
SPEAKER_09: So maybe I'll buy one and I'll let you know how it works.
1:33:04
SPEAKER_26: I adore you.
1:33:05
SPEAKER_09: Red light, red light's great for you, but red light is great.
1:33:08
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, I have a red light, like I've moved into this apartment complex and they have this big red light machine, and like my mom like raves about it.
1:33:14
SPEAKER_26: She's like, you gotta be in it every day.
1:33:16
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, do you go in it?
1:33:17
SPEAKER_09: I do.
1:33:18
SPEAKER_09: That's probably why your skin looks so incredible.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_09: That's what it is.
1:33:20
SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
1:33:21
SPEAKER_26: Shout out red light there.
1:33:22
SPEAKER_26: I gotta start doing that.
1:33:23
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, Grayson, come on.
1:33:24
SPEAKER_26: Make your job easier for you.
1:33:26
SPEAKER_09: Yeah.
1:33:27
SPEAKER_26: Love it.
1:33:28
SPEAKER_26: Grayson, Andrea, thank you guys so much for being here.
1:33:30
SPEAKER_26: You guys gonna be able to stick around for the performance too?
1:33:32
SPEAKER_22: Uh we gotta get off to my gig here shortly, but uh you just wanted to swing by, you know, give some love.
1:33:37
SPEAKER_22: I appreciate it.
1:33:38
SPEAKER_22: Say congrats.
1:33:39
SPEAKER_22: You guys are killing it.
1:33:40
SPEAKER_22: I definitely want to have you go have you backperform.
1:33:42
SPEAKER_26: I want you to sign my face.
1:33:43
SPEAKER_26: I still have your Polaroid, the little mini one.
1:33:46
SPEAKER_26: I think it's it's hanging right there, actually.
1:33:48
SPEAKER_26: You see it right next to my face.
1:33:49
SPEAKER_26: Oh yeah.
1:33:49
SPEAKER_26: Oh, awesome.
1:33:50
SPEAKER_26: Come on, you're in the wall, you're the wall of fame over there.
1:33:51
SPEAKER_09: You'll be looking like Posty up over there.
1:33:54
SPEAKER_26: I do, I look like Post Mal.
1:33:55
SPEAKER_09: Hey, Post Malone, if you see this.
1:33:56
SPEAKER_26: Does he still have all those tattoos on his face?
1:33:58
SPEAKER_09: We'll do uh hair makeup and post Malone where I'm from.
1:34:02
SPEAKER_22: Is he?
1:34:03
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
1:34:03
SPEAKER_22: Do you know him?
1:34:04
SPEAKER_22: What is that, Dallas, Texas, or something like that?
1:34:06
SPEAKER_13: He's from Grapevine.
1:34:07
SPEAKER_13: Okay.
1:34:07
SPEAKER_13: And I grew up in the suburb next over, but same parties.
1:34:12
SPEAKER_26: Since wiring you to be my stylist, can you make me look like OG postmalone?
1:34:15
SPEAKER_26: Like old school posts.
1:34:16
SPEAKER_09: No, you cannot make Andrew looking.
1:34:18
SPEAKER_09: I could probably I mean, are you talking about like OG OG when he was like like geeky rapping and like geeky posts?
1:34:25
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, we can uh we can get you some wigs.
1:34:27
SPEAKER_26: I want I want the full.
1:34:32
SPEAKER_26: Make it happen.
1:34:32
SPEAKER_09: Okay, honestly, let's do it because that'll be fun.
1:34:35
SPEAKER_09: I love it.
1:34:36
SPEAKER_09: And ridiculous.
1:34:38
SPEAKER_09: She starts too.
1:34:39
SPEAKER_09: She started too much.
1:34:40
SPEAKER_09: But I'm posting it.
1:34:42
SPEAKER_09: I'm posting it.
1:34:43
SPEAKER_09: As you should.
1:34:44
SPEAKER_09: I'd be upset if you didn't.
1:34:45
SPEAKER_26: I'd be very upset if you didn't.
1:34:46
SPEAKER_26: I love it.
1:34:47
SPEAKER_26: Grayson Andrea, thank you guys so much for the time.
1:34:49
SPEAKER_26: Thanks for having us.
1:34:50
SPEAKER_09: We're so stoked for you to do it.
1:34:52
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
1:34:52
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, for real.
1:34:53
SPEAKER_09: Like it looks sick in New York.
1:34:55
SPEAKER_09: I love it.
1:34:55
SPEAKER_26: Like you guys are awesome.
1:34:57
SPEAKER_09: I want that in our house.
1:34:58
SPEAKER_26: You like this?
1:34:59
SPEAKER_26: That's so cool.
1:34:59
SPEAKER_09: That looks dope.
1:35:00
SPEAKER_26: You guys are the only guests that we're gonna have an outro song to.
1:35:02
SPEAKER_26: Let's do it.
1:35:03
SPEAKER_09: Hey oh, let's get it.
1:35:05
SPEAKER_09: It's Hey Big Head.
1:35:06
SPEAKER_09: Let's get it.
1:35:07
SPEAKER_26: I want you to perform Hey Big Head Live next time you're off.
1:35:10
SPEAKER_09: Oh my gosh.
1:35:13
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, but we want you to try to do the voices too.
1:35:15
SPEAKER_09: We all have big heads, though.
1:35:16
SPEAKER_26: We all have big heads.
1:35:17
SPEAKER_09: We literally have huge circumference.
1:35:20
SPEAKER_26: That's why you guys are so comfortable on this show.
1:35:22
SPEAKER_26: Exactly.
1:35:23
SPEAKER_09: That and this sofa.
1:35:24
SPEAKER_09: The sofa works whatever.
1:35:26
SPEAKER_09: And bring the kazoo next time.
1:35:28
SPEAKER_26: Bring the kazoo.
1:35:29
SPEAKER_09: The kazoo.
1:35:30
SPEAKER_09: I still have the kazoo.
1:35:32
SPEAKER_22: It hasn't even moved.
1:35:33
SPEAKER_09: And you got harmonica now.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_09: He has the little thing.
1:35:35
SPEAKER_09: Yeah, I've been learning harmonica.
1:35:38
SPEAKER_22: Yeah, I love that.
1:35:39
SPEAKER_26: Thank you guys.
1:35:40
SPEAKER_26: Thank you, brother.
1:35:41
SPEAKER_13: We love you.
1:35:43
SPEAKER_13: Nice meeting you.
1:35:50
SPEAKER_09: You're so sweet.
1:36:00
SPEAKER_26: You guys are snorting sisters.
1:36:02
SPEAKER_13: Snorting sisters.
1:36:07
SPEAKER_26: We love it.
1:36:09
SPEAKER_26: Brandon's coming over.
1:36:09
SPEAKER_26: You gotta tell me something.
1:36:10
SPEAKER_13: Brandon, are you whispering secrets?
1:36:15
SPEAKER_26: Alright, well then let's let's take a break.
1:36:17
SPEAKER_26: Is there nobody else?
1:36:18
SPEAKER_26: Elizabeth, you want to come on real quick?
1:36:20
SPEAKER_26: Get over here, Elizabeth.
1:36:21
SPEAKER_26: Oh yeah, hell yeah.
1:36:23
SPEAKER_13: Let's have it.
1:36:24
SPEAKER_26: My girlfriend, Elizabeth making her debut on the show here.
1:36:29
SPEAKER_26: We'll be judging.
1:36:30
SPEAKER_13: Oh my god, can you hurry?
1:36:31
SPEAKER_13: My husband got on.
1:36:32
SPEAKER_13: Come on.
1:36:34
SPEAKER_26: Sit in front of that mic right there.
1:36:35
SPEAKER_13: But you're with me.
1:36:36
SPEAKER_13: Yep.
1:36:37
SPEAKER_26: I love that Brandon came over and whispered, I think we're running low on guests.
1:36:40
SPEAKER_26: Like it's something very running low.
1:36:44
SPEAKER_26: Pull that mic in front of you.
1:36:46
SPEAKER_13: Elizabeth, but you're sitting here with me, dude.
1:36:47
SPEAKER_13: Like I get that Andrew makes you nervous or whatever.
1:36:49
SPEAKER_26: Hello, darling.
1:36:50
SPEAKER_13: Hi.
1:36:51
SPEAKER_26: On a scale of one to ten, how great of a boyfriend am I to be honest?
1:36:56
SPEAKER_26: This is live in front of a studio audience.
1:36:59
SPEAKER_11: Oh, it's live?
1:36:59
SPEAKER_11: No, it's not.
1:37:00
SPEAKER_11: He's live in the line.
1:37:00
SPEAKER_11: I have a live studio audience.
1:37:02
SPEAKER_11: I don't know.
1:37:03
SPEAKER_11: Live to them.
1:37:04
SPEAKER_26: What do you think so far?
1:37:05
SPEAKER_11: He's okay, I guess.
1:37:07
SPEAKER_11: He's okay, I guess.
1:37:08
SPEAKER_11: I'm attacking.
1:37:09
SPEAKER_11: Do you think he does a good job at work?
1:37:11
SPEAKER_26: Do you think I know what I'm doing?
1:37:12
SPEAKER_26: Does it seem like I know what I'm doing?
1:37:14
SPEAKER_11: Well, did you did you show them the coffee mug that I got you?
1:37:17
SPEAKER_26: I forgot it at home, so that's it.
1:37:19
SPEAKER_13: That's literally the most embarrassing thing ever.
1:37:20
SPEAKER_13: Bad boyfriend.
1:37:21
SPEAKER_13: Minus one point.
1:37:22
SPEAKER_13: Do you see?
1:37:23
SPEAKER_13: Do you see what I'm fucking dealing with?
1:37:25
SPEAKER_13: Girl, I know.
1:37:26
SPEAKER_26: Listen, we we have Elizabeth's artwork in the wall out on the wall out there.
1:37:29
SPEAKER_13: Oh yeah.
1:37:30
SPEAKER_13: I walked into the That was a paint party.
1:37:32
SPEAKER_13: That's not my artwork.
1:37:34
SPEAKER_13: No, but it is good.
1:37:35
SPEAKER_13: Because I walked into the warehouse when I first moved in here, and I was like, oh wow, whose pictures of these?
1:37:39
SPEAKER_13: Who painted these?
1:37:40
SPEAKER_13: And he goes, Oh, Elizabeth did.
1:37:41
SPEAKER_11: And I was like, oh, that's a really and he was like, whose art?
1:37:44
SPEAKER_11: No, it's cute.
1:37:45
SPEAKER_11: I was like, it's cute.
1:37:46
SPEAKER_13: He cares about you.
1:37:47
SPEAKER_13: He likes them.
1:37:48
SPEAKER_13: He wants them hanging up.
1:37:49
SPEAKER_13: I want to support.
1:37:51
SPEAKER_26: Listen, I'm I'm team Elizabeth all the way.
1:37:53
SPEAKER_26: That's right.
1:37:53
SPEAKER_11: What do you want to ask me, fool?
1:37:55
SPEAKER_26: What do I want to ask you, fool?
1:37:56
SPEAKER_26: I don't I don't want to.
1:37:57
SPEAKER_26: Are you a few?
1:37:58
SPEAKER_26: So you're a blonde again?
1:37:59
SPEAKER_11: I don't know what I am.
1:38:00
SPEAKER_11: I don't know.
1:38:01
SPEAKER_11: I don't know whatever that's.
1:38:02
SPEAKER_11: You're a blonde again?
1:38:03
SPEAKER_11: Yeah, I don't know.
1:38:04
SPEAKER_26: How are the tacos?
1:38:05
SPEAKER_26: Do you eat the tacos at least?
1:38:06
SPEAKER_11: I haven't eaten anything.
1:38:07
SPEAKER_11: I haven't eaten anything.
1:38:09
SPEAKER_11: Oh god.
1:38:10
SPEAKER_11: Well, it's a bloom.
1:38:11
SPEAKER_11: She's gonna be okay.
1:38:12
SPEAKER_11: It's a bloom.
1:38:13
SPEAKER_26: I don't know what that means.
1:38:14
SPEAKER_11: I'm a channel.
1:38:15
SPEAKER_11: Okay.
1:38:15
SPEAKER_26: Well, either way, um.
1:38:19
SPEAKER_11: I want to know how much do you who do you like better?
1:38:22
SPEAKER_26: Who do you like better?
1:38:23
SPEAKER_26: Andrew or Julie?
1:38:25
SPEAKER_11: I mean obviously.
1:38:26
SPEAKER_13: Like, come on.
1:38:27
SPEAKER_13: You're okay, I guess.
1:38:28
SPEAKER_11: She's my girl.
1:38:29
SPEAKER_13: She was hanging out in my office.
1:38:30
SPEAKER_26: Was she?
1:38:31
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
1:38:31
SPEAKER_13: She has a Mac Miller.
1:38:33
SPEAKER_13: Oh my god, we both love Mac Miller.
1:38:35
SPEAKER_13: Can you believe it?
1:38:35
SPEAKER_26: And she's big on vinyls too.
1:38:36
SPEAKER_26: You guys are making it.
1:38:37
SPEAKER_13: Me and Elizabeth are the same.
1:38:38
SPEAKER_13: One and the same.
1:38:42
SPEAKER_13: We're both rude to you.
1:38:43
SPEAKER_13: We both enjoy picking on you, but we both actually like hanging out with you.
1:38:46
SPEAKER_13: You know, the two of you together is kind of tough.
1:38:50
SPEAKER_13: Definitely.
1:38:50
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, for sure.
1:38:51
SPEAKER_13: That's when it's most fun.
1:38:52
SPEAKER_13: I'm actually nicer to him when Brandon's not in the office.
1:38:55
SPEAKER_13: That's my thing, because like flirting.
1:38:59
SPEAKER_11: I'm just basically mean to you.
1:39:01
SPEAKER_11: That's how I flirt.
1:39:01
SPEAKER_11: Thank you.
1:39:02
SPEAKER_11: I appreciate it.
1:39:02
SPEAKER_11: We're the same.
1:39:03
SPEAKER_11: Me and Elizabeth.
1:39:04
SPEAKER_11: Oh, those shoes.
1:39:05
SPEAKER_26: Shoes are great.
1:39:05
SPEAKER_26: Yeah, you got me new kicks.
1:39:06
SPEAKER_11: Oh, those are sick.
1:39:09
SPEAKER_11: Show us.
1:39:10
SPEAKER_11: Okay.
1:39:11
SPEAKER_11: Alright.
1:39:12
SPEAKER_13: I don't know if that's the right sock choice.
1:39:13
SPEAKER_26: You know what?
1:39:13
SPEAKER_26: This is this is as good as you're getting generally.
1:39:15
SPEAKER_13: No, those shoes are sick.
1:39:16
SPEAKER_13: You bought those?
1:39:18
SPEAKER_26: I love them.
1:39:18
SPEAKER_13: What are they?
1:39:19
SPEAKER_13: Whiten like chocolate brown?
1:39:20
SPEAKER_13: Yeah.
1:39:21
SPEAKER_13: I love a brown shoe.
1:39:23
SPEAKER_13: I've been looking for a brown tennis shoe relentlessly.
1:39:25
SPEAKER_13: I got a sneaker game.
1:39:28
SPEAKER_11: I love buying sneakers for other people.
1:39:30
SPEAKER_11: That's like oh my god.
1:39:31
SPEAKER_11: Okay, so my matchmade in heaven.
1:39:33
SPEAKER_11: And I'm helping him.
1:39:36
SPEAKER_26: It's a work in progress.
1:39:37
SPEAKER_13: I feel like so.
1:39:38
SPEAKER_13: I'm helping you.
1:39:40
SPEAKER_13: I recently learned that y'all were already together or whatever when I started working for him.
1:39:46
SPEAKER_13: But when I started working for him, he kept talking about how much he loves shoes.
1:39:50
SPEAKER_13: And I like he loves his shoes, whatever.
1:39:53
SPEAKER_26: I like shoes, I just don't buy shoes.
1:39:54
SPEAKER_13: Yeah, but he likes looking at them, whatever.
1:39:56
SPEAKER_13: But point is a sneaker head.
1:40:00
SPEAKER_26: Thank you.
1:40:00
SPEAKER_13: Point is he needs help.
1:40:02
SPEAKER_13: But did you see there's like these chocolate brown new balances in 96?
1:40:06
SPEAKER_11: I have not.
1:40:07
SPEAKER_11: I want the new balance game is not my thing.
1:40:09
SPEAKER_11: I am like a girl and through.
1:40:11
SPEAKER_11: See, I can't wear Nike.
1:40:15
SPEAKER_11: I love my old bands.
1:40:16
SPEAKER_11: Love them.
1:40:17
SPEAKER_26: Old school, I love that.
1:40:18
SPEAKER_13: See, I can't wear Nikes because my feet are too wide.
1:40:20
SPEAKER_13: And they like mine are squish.
1:40:22
SPEAKER_13: No.
1:40:23
SPEAKER_13: They hurt me.
1:40:24
SPEAKER_13: Nikes hurt me bad.
1:40:26
SPEAKER_13: Oh yeah.
1:40:27
SPEAKER_26: Alright.
1:40:28
SPEAKER_26: Okay, so we're not friends anymore.
1:40:29
SPEAKER_26: This conversation's going swell.
1:40:31
SPEAKER_13: Okay.
1:40:31
SPEAKER_26: But here's what we're gonna do.
1:40:32
SPEAKER_26: We're gonna take a quick break because I believe we got everybody, and then we're gonna have Mojo Juju come on and perform.
1:40:38
SPEAKER_13: Thank you for coming on.
1:40:38
SPEAKER_13: Mojo Juju.
1:40:40
SPEAKER_26: Should I play an outro, Brian, real quick?
1:40:42
SPEAKER_26: Oh Brian's telling me something.
1:40:46
SPEAKER_26: I should what?
1:40:48
SPEAKER_26: Okay.
1:40:51
SPEAKER_26: Alright.
1:40:52
SPEAKER_26: Alright, so here's the deal, guys.
1:40:54
SPEAKER_26: We are gonna take a quick break.
1:40:56
SPEAKER_26: We're gonna set Mojo Juju up.
1:40:57
SPEAKER_26: They're gonna play a few songs for us.
1:40:58
SPEAKER_26: It's gonna be a fantastic performance.
1:41:01
SPEAKER_26: I'm so excited for this.
1:41:02
SPEAKER_26: Uh so let's take a quick break and we'll be right back.
1:41:06
SPEAKER_26: Perfect.
1:41:09
SPEAKER_26: Hi, boys and girls.
1:41:11
SPEAKER_26: The time we have all been waiting for.
1:41:14
SPEAKER_26: I want to thank everybody for being here for the first annual Big Head Block Party.
1:41:18
SPEAKER_26: This is uh This was a lot of fun.
1:41:22
SPEAKER_26: A lot of fun to uh see all you guys here.
1:41:24
SPEAKER_26: Um big thank you to everybody that helped to get us to where we are today.
1:41:29
SPEAKER_26: From uh TSP Bakery with all the pastries they brought, uh to Julie, Brandon, Brian, and Kelly back here uh for getting us looking professional and having the place to be clean.
1:41:40
SPEAKER_26: Uh big thank you to everybody that managed to take the time out of the day to come here.
1:41:44
SPEAKER_26: And a big thank you for our finishing act, Mojo Juju, one of my favorite bands.
1:41:50
SPEAKER_26: I am so excited.
1:41:51
SPEAKER_26: The whole point of this, as great as it is to have this blog party, the whole point of this was to show off Mojo Juju.
1:41:56
SPEAKER_26: That was really the whole thing.
1:41:58
SPEAKER_26: Uh but I am so excited for you guys to experience this, and I wouldn't have I couldn't imagine any other band closing out the first annual big head blog party than Mojo Juju.
1:42:06
SPEAKER_26: So I'm going to give the floor to you guys and have some fun.
1:42:11
unknown: All right, you ready?
1:42:20
SPEAKER_15: I used to look for you in every crowd in every hood.
1:42:27
SPEAKER_15: I used to wait for you for hours.
1:42:34
SPEAKER_15: And yeah, I think you I do a mountain out of me, then crushed it down and watch me bid you spoke so sweet, and then put it a seed.
1:43:38
SPEAKER_15: Cause you know, be the way you get my lesson.
1:44:20
SPEAKER_15: You gay, gay, how do you want one?
1:44:26
SPEAKER_15: How do you have no sign?
1:45:14
SPEAKER_10: Thanks for having us.
1:45:24
SPEAKER_08: I feel like I'm hitting it.
1:45:45
SPEAKER_15: You ratchet up in bed from sins because you don't know how to wake the father woo.
1:45:54
SPEAKER_15: You tell me you see better days.
1:45:58
SPEAKER_15: How can you carry that much way when the ocean won't stop dragging you?
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SPEAKER_15: And now you'll pray for the song.
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SPEAKER_14: You think nobody understands, but I've held hell in both my hands and came back with a different kind of face.
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SPEAKER_15: I'm dreaming of a better life for kids like me who die inside but build their armor out of love and grace.
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SPEAKER_15: I know someday you'll find your voice.
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SPEAKER_15: I know you'll pray through the night and then you'll so it's good and so and then you know.
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SPEAKER_14: You got a funny way of tryna explain the feelings that you got for me.
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SPEAKER_14: You're on a high, but when you come down, I'll be caught in your web underneath.
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SPEAKER_14: You feed me sugar and you tell me that it's sweeter than a bit of truth.
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SPEAKER_14: But now I'm sober and I wanna scream.
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SPEAKER_14: Cause all the cravings came to you.
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SPEAKER_14: And I don't know why.
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SPEAKER_14: Why I'm addicted to you.
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unknown: And I don't know why.
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SPEAKER_14: Why I'm addicted to you.
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SPEAKER_14: But you see the way I'm tryna keep my cool when I know you're around.
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SPEAKER_14: But if you lookin' through my shades you see that all the walls are crumbled up, and I don't know why.
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SPEAKER_14: Why I'm addicted to you And I don't know why Why I'm addicted to you.
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SPEAKER_15: Oh no, I'm a video again!
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