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  Kind of four Finger Discount dude. Welcome to fourth Finger Discount. This week
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  we hit a review episode jab F zero two. It is the whore Hoard
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  Couple. I am dan though, and I am guying. Yes, And
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  individually we're just a couple of twigs, but you put us together and we're
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  we're one strong bundle of sticks. Yes. I was shocked when I heard
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  this, But it's a word. It's a word. I think. I
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  think our pals Trey and Matt did a whole episode about this particular word.
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  Yeah, yes, how the meaning of particular terms changes over time, but
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  yeah, this was an unexpected gig. It was. Indeed, there's a
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  couple of unexpected lines in this episode where I was like, wow, we
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  how do you think that one's past the censor? But I guess they can
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  get away with stuff because they can't get any notes from that from the exacts.
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  That is true. And also this was this particular episode was the work
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  of Dando's new bff and dining buddy, Matt Selman. Yes, and he
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  loves to get things past the senses and he did pretty well this time around.
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  Yeah. So the whore Hoard couple an episode that I really enjoyed.
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  Again, you looked at me like you don't enjoy it? As I often
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  say, it's not that I didn't like it, m No, there,
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  I would think there were aspects of it that I enjoyed more than other parts,
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  and there were some that felt like, ah, this bit's a bit
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  rickety, but we'll get to that as we as we go along, as
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  we break it all down. But generally, I mean, I think one
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  of the issues that I might be having as we enter, you know,
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  season eighteen, as we entered this sort of mid stage is like, but
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  didn't you already do something like this? You're gott to trade your brain not
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  to do that. I know you have to. When it shows that it's
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  eighteen season, you've got to just you gotta get I did it last week
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  we were talking about the ice cream margin. But it's like it's different when
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  it's a Homer and Marge argum because we've done it so many times. But
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  when it's like, you know, once or twice in the past that Nelson
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  had Bart, it's like, you can let us see. I think you
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  just have to start letting it slide. It is. And when you put
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  it that way as well, I mean if you're talking about younger characters as
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  well. I mean, you know, the dynamics of the playground are always
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  sort of shifting and evolving and things like that, so it would make sense
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  that maybe you would go back around to something else as well. I don't
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  know the whole well, what do you think you'd seen before, the whole
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  misunderstood Nelson thing. I mean, I think it's it's fertile territory. It's
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  something you can keep going back to occasionally. But yeah, I think the
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  relationship between Bart and Nelson just being complicated or you know, throwing sort of
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  unexpected friendship and I don't know, people being a bit clinging all that stuff
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  into the mix. It just felt a little haven't I seen this before?
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  And maybe in a way that sort of resonated with me a bit more.
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  That's not to say that there wasn't stuff in this episode that didn't appeal to
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  me, but yeah, it just felt kind of like, I feel like
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  you've sort of done this and maybe better. But having said that, a
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  fair bit to enjoy. I think we've entered the ear here, and maybe
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  it's just season eighteen, but it's the Each episode's in its own vacuum.
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  It episode up more to me though than when they went to the mall and
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  it was run down and then we returned the next week and the mall thriving
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  again. I was like, how do you have that difference? Yeah,
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  that's something that feels like a legitimate sort of oversight, like almost like this,
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  you know, three or four different writing crews working on the on the
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  on the show, and like, wait a minute, you guys aren't communicating.
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  You know, the mall was like this, and now it's like this
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  and in the space of two episodes, you can't really have that. No,
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  we're going to notice and you know, we're probably gonna take issue with
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  it. Yeah, so what we do. I can see how it would
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  be a negative and seen as negative as a result of doing this, but
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  it's just like, I don't know. I'm in that mentality now where I'm
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  just like, we have to stop going we've seen this before, because we
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  start doing it, we'll say every single week, Okay, yes, all
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  right, well I'm not going to pretty but I had my notes here.
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  We've had this story before. However, it's probably gonna happen time and time
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  again. We need to not think this well and more. Okay, this
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  is Dando giving you more bang for your buck because I'm kind of like,
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  I've seen this before, and Dan's like, we've seen this before, but
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  he's a yes and kind of guy. I'm a no butt kind of fellow.
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  But I liked the different twist on this one here where Bart was like
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  getting the perks of being Nelson's friend in this episode, he could we have
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  never really had that aspect before. That's true, and I almost wish they
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  had because it seemed to me that the only way they really covered that.
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  I mean, they did it in a few other little ways, but the
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  main way they did it was through that homage to to Goodfellas, where it
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  was good Fellaws the walk you walk in the back entrance, and you know,
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  everyone sort of glad handing you, and ye, you're get in the
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  VIP treatment even though you're not sort of being a vip through the front door.
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  It's like, well, everybody loves you, but we're still going to
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  sneak you in the back door. I thought that was kind of fun in
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  and of itself and me and you know, good Fellas is a classic,
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  and anytime you can pay tribute to a classic, why not do so.
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  But it didn't. It seemed like the rest of the episode didn't show the
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  benefit for Bart of sort of riding on Nelson's bully coattails. Maybe maybe I
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  wasn't watching closely enough. I mean, I'm sure they did have bits like
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  that, but it just kind of felt like that was the main way we're
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  illustrating, and he's not getting beaten up by the bullies anymore that I suppose
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  that was the other one. Yeah, yeah, I mean there were really
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  two scenes. To my mind, yea, and it didn't quite feel like
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  enough. I mean, it would have been maybe you could have had him
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  choosing Nelson over Millhouse. That would have been a fun sort of like story
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  progression there, because he know he's Nelson by going and playing with Millhouse because
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  eggs of mine. But it's like him having to choose over his long lifelong
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  best friend to hang out with Nelson because of the perks he's getting by being
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  friends with Nelson. Probably would have been a more interesting story. It would
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  have been good if he was trying to play both sides of the fans more.
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  Yeah, And it didn't feel like they explored that just enough. I
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  mean, and because I mean that feels like a very real thing that could
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  happen as well. I mean, if you've got two friends who were very,
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  very different, and you know they wouldn't be friends, but you enjoy
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  spending time with both of them, but you you know you clearly couldn't be
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  a trio. Yeah, I've lived. I've had that. Yeah, Oh
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  yeah, I think I think so many people have had that. I'm pretty
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  sure I've said so many times on the show about my I threw a fortieth
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  birthday party. Everyone was separated, weren't there and yeah, and I was
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  like, everybody loves guys, so all these people are going to love each
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  other. It's like, no, there were just little clusters all over the
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  places, like none of the people who I like like each other. It
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  wasn't that, but it was more like, oh, this isn't the you
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  know, the great coming together. I thought it was, yeah, exactly,
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  And I was sort of like running between the three groups all night and
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  sort of like code switching every time. Hey, guys having a great time
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  over here having fun. I really enjoyed the be pot of this. I
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  think because this is obviously touching on Harry Potter. You mentioned on last week's
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  show Homer is skipping your head because he's so enthralled. He's a broken,
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  lonely adult reading this book and and Lisa's one to skip ahead, but he
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  can't have himself. He has to do it. This now is more relatable
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  in the sense of binge watching shows. And don't lie. You've been binge
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  watching a show with Louise and one point you're going probably watching an episod of
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  two and just not tell her. Right, I've done it with Nikola.
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  The problem is when you do that, you have to then rewatch it if
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  you want to sell the bit true, because you can't then go is it,
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  admit to it, or sit through it again. Something that works out
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  pretty well for Lu and myself is that our tastes are complimentary in some ways
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  but also different than others. So, I mean, I've got some shows
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  where it's like, I know, Lo's not going to be into this.
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  I was at my place the other night and she was texting what she was
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  watching. The kids are watching one of those medical like Chicago Meat or something,
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  yeah, and I said, I'm watching it. I'm watching a Netflix
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  documentary about Korean film nerds because I'm me. She sent back to laughing emotion.
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  So I was like, yeah, I wouldn't subject you to this,
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  you know. But she's like she's like really into Yellowstone and I've never really
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  sort of gotten into it and she just watches it by herself. Yeah.
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  Yeah, I mean, I think we've all got those shows. But I
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  sometimes I see a show right and I'm like, oh, that's the show
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  Nicola I would like to watch, right, And then I'll walk in and
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  it's like Nicholas, the camp continue watching, Like bitch, you started watching
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  I had the force that it go you would like this. She's like,
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  well, you didn't tell me. You should have known. I was like,
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  yeah, I mean, what's funny is I I don't know if I'm
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  trying to get busted by Amazon for this, but I mean, I I
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  signed into my Amazon Prime account over at lose Place, but it's also on
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  my place. But so Luke can see what I'm watching on Amazon to be
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  careful. Well, I mean, I wasn't watching anything like bad but Naughty
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  unless you can't Morebus because it's like, I'm not in the mood to think
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  I just want shapes and colors. Yeah, Mobius, Luis, I can't
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  be with the man he watched Morebus. So Lukens, you know next time
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  she goes on the Primes like Morbius on like oh man, oh boy,
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  just in the background while I was doing the folding laundry did it? At
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  first? As you have to think, how does she know? No?
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  I know I knew because her place when we're looking for something on Primes,
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  like hey, no, that's the ship I was watching. Have we to
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  talking about that? I was just bitch watching this. Yeah, it is
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  basically binge reading. It's binge watching. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, And
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  I just thought Homer was so sweet throughout all this. You know, he
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  just the way he reacts is how most of us would react with We're just
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  like just the chapter, you know, just the chapter. What the heart
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  harm could it be? But then at the end, as we discussed sort
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  of like last week, we'll expand more here, he makes the fake ending
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  for Lisa because he doesn't want to ruin her child would be the end of
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  my childhood. I thought it was just a really sweet moment. And then
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  to back it up with Lisa reading real one going dance version was better?
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  Yeah, no, sweet, right, it really was. Yeah, I
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  mean it was a very very sweet, very paternal gesture on the part of
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  Home. I mean, I'm a I'm a big believer in that fiction sort
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  of prepares you for the real world and a lot of wise oh yeah,
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  a lot of things that we that we do in life preparations for later on
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  in life. Hey, kid, do you like mafussa well? Even having
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  a pet, yeah, you know, I mean it's a great way to
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  learn about responsibilit I mean, of course, you know, my pet is
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  a wonderful fuzzy buddy to unless got a goldfish. It's a what's the pretty
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  buddy? Yes, indeed, old real taate, but yeah, it's a
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  great way to learn about responsibility and also, sadly a great way to learn
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  about, you know, our lifespans a kind of fine. Not everyone's going
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  to be here forever. Can you remember the first not everyone family member that
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  you remember losing? For me, it was my grandfather, my mum's dad,
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  so that and that was sort of like the first somebody experienced death that
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  would impact me. I think it was my mother's grandfather as well, and
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  I was not his grandfather, father or grandfather, oh sorry, my mother's
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  father. My mother's father, my grandfather, who I didn't really know all
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  that well. I mean, I think he was pretty deep into dementia by
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  the well, so whenever I would see him would basically just be the old
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  dude sitting in the chair when we would go and visit with him. My
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  grandpa was just unexpected. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I mean to
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  all by all accounts, it was a wonderful fellow, a very sweet guy.
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  But I mean I didn't really know him at all, but I remember
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  how distraught my mom was in the morning. That's what you remember isn't it.
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  I remember my mom coming home deshort, that's what I remember. Yeah,
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  yeah, I mean I remember waking up one morning and my mum had
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  clearly got the news, and my dad said to me go down and say
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  to your mum that you're sorry to hear about papa. We call papa.
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  So, yeah, Papa Rossa was Yeah, that's one because that was mum's
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  maiden name. And I remember going down and she was just sitting at her
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  you know, he's sitting in her bedroom and just crying. I know this
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  was the first time I probably seen my mum cry. Yeah, And I
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  said, I'm sorry about that. But even though I didn't really help you.
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  I would have been about six or seven. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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  but I remember that vividly. But yeah, I mean that's you've got
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  to have those lessons and if you can sort of sugarcoat them, or you
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  know, it's sort of cushion the blow a little by a bit by way
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  of fiction or whatever, or I was about to say, even by being
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  an animal. That's probably even more traumatic. But I thought, I thought,
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  was that yeah, and Mohamma did here, No, no, there
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  was it was a lovely gesture. Yeah, because you know, sometimes like
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  they're feeling very strongly about this, let's let's ease the blow a little bit.
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  Yeah. Yeah, because I thought it was going to be when he
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  did it, I was like, we're going to get at least of being
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  angry at homer story because he went ahead. And that's the thing. Yeah,
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  I mean I was bracing myself again, talk about bracing herself. I
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  was thinking, oh God, this is going to be fucked up, and
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  you'll give some half fast kind of kind of apology at the end and everyone
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  everything will go back to normal. No, he actually played it pretty well.
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  Yeah, it was a plan. And why did not see this ending
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  coming at all? Yeah? It was and it was appreciated by Lisa,
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  you know. I mean she recognized as well that it's like he meant well
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  and he actually did. Well, that's the cherry on the cake, just
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  at Leasta acknowledging it. Yeah, that was good. That was good.
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  Yeah, because she's old enough to she's smart enough to be able to handle
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  it. But I hope, but to home, she still is a little
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  girl very much. So yeah. Yeah, I mean we sort of talk
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  a bit about can we get Lisa right? Yeah, And this felt like
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  they did Lisa right in that she's smart and precocious, but also yeah,
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  willing to and happy to be a child. You mentioned our boys training that
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  before with the word but this episode. He was nominated for a Primetime Emmy
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  Award in two thousand and seven for Outstanding Animated Program, but it lost to
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  It's a hell of a good time, my favorite. All right,
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  misnavous, what were your favorite moments from the hard Hord couple? Having said
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  that, I don't have that many actually sort of highlights, I've got one
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  here, but I'm like, I enjoyed a lot more than that. Yeah,
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  I've got the better than walking in on both your parents instead of just
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  one. I was like, holy moly, that's a really that's a pretty
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  great game. That's either that's either the way having fun or Kirk being sad.
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  It's Kirk cry winking. Yeah. I was like, after you,
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  what does that reader choose your indventure? All right, well, what would
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  be worse to work walking on? Oh? I think it's much worse walking
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  on your dad wanking than your mum pleasuring yourself. Right, walking on your
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  dad wanking? What is that? To quote the great tagline from Alien Versus
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  Predator, whoever wins we lose? Have you ever walked in on just your
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  parents? No? No, I think I think that the encounter that resulted
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  in me might have been the last. No, I'm sure it wasn't.
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  No, I never I never walked in. I think I like I when
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  I was younger, I think I may have. I've never like discussed it
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  with my parents. I feel like I may have, like about to walk
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  in and heard something I was like, oh, just god the other direction.
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  Now I feel these memory of like maybe that happening, But I'm like,
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  I'd rather pretend it didn't happen, So I'm not going to try and
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  deal further into that memory. That room sounds haunted. What are those girls
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  getting up to in there? I did enjoy that moment. The other thing
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  that I enjoyed, and I alluded to it in our previous episode before You're
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  like my favorite moments for next week's episode of like how do we stop hit
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  me? With the ban? Said? Well, talk about that episode when
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  we get to that episode, so it's like this week's episode begins with and
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  we talking about a fait moment for next week. First hope we don't,
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  because I'm unclearly of a mind that time is not linear. But something I
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  really enjoyed from this episode was Lisa eating the ice cream and discovery she found
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  a major marshmallow vein. She was so excited for it, she was indeed,
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  Now, let me talk about what I wanted to talk about the previous
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  episode, which why don't we talk about next week's episode? How about we
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  jump ahead? Inn I'm back when I was a little kid, say around
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  ten years old. I believe the fine folks at Streets or maybe Peter's ice
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  Cream, but Peter Street's the same thing. But do they become one eventually?
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  Maybe I'm wrong Street, Peter, Streets, Streets, this Streets ice
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  cream? And I think there's Peter's ice cream. Who does the puddle pops?
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  That's Streets, right? I think? So? I think Streets is
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  the one that's you know, streets ahead street speak, Yeah, Peter.
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  What's what's Peter's ice cream? Which one that's Peter's Blue ribbon or Streets Blue
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  ribbon, Peter Peter's even a thing does make it up? Samas sounds like
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  a thing Pete's ice cream, and they's come up with Peter's Pete's ice cream.
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  No, it is not Australia's favorite ice cream and a true Australian icon,
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  but it's like that. So it's like that, it's more like tubs.
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  That's not well that's what I'm talking Yeah, okay, yeah, well
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  I'm actually talking about tubs. Yeah, so it's like Peter's ice cream is
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  the tubs? Yeah, okay, Well this was this ice cream was called
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  Sunday and it's was kind of a Neapol. It was like, you know,
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  had Neapolitan's got the three stripes, right, Pete Peter's here go.
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  They did drumsticks and Maxi bomboms. I knew it was Peter's. Yeah we
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  go. Oh no, this was like Neapolitan, but all like it melted
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  in the car, so all the colors were melted into one another. But
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  it also had these Petit marshmallows in it, and I fucking loved it.
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  But that's for like last week a memory of a food. But I would
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  be you know, sort of going through it. But I would do that
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  thing as you can taste it, right, Yeah, as Bart did in
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  the previous episode where he's like, I only like the clown heads and the
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  Krusty Cereal. I was like, I only like the marshmallows, And so
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  I'd be going through it and like I'd be like like an archaeologist. I'd
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  be like Alan Grant a Jurassic Park dusting off the little marshmallows are putting him
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  in a bowl. So I've got like a tiny scoop of ice cream and
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  a ship done, a marshmallow, a tub of ice cream. Yea,
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  and everyone's in the Binigo came with marshmallowsad kid who had this kid who brought
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  in All right, we did damn it New Year's Eve anyway. But yeah,
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  that was Lisa's appreciation of just finding, Yeah, a nice vein of
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  caramel or marshmallow or just that flavor in your otherwise perfectly fine but bland ice
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  cream. Yeah, that's great. Next question, you there eating the beast.
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  to part with your dollary dues and help support us here and keep this show
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  in your ears every single week. I'm going to hit you with my first
• 21:21
  question that, mister Davis, if you don't mind, because I've only got
• 21:22
  one written here, so I have to make up a couple more whilst you're
• 21:25
  reading me in one of yours. My first question is what is Nelson's address?
• 21:27
  It's written on the invitation. Oh my god, I did not pay
• 21:30
  any attention to that as a free famery one. It was nineteen Fish Smell
• 21:33
  Drive. It sounds like another gig. That's kind of okay, let's go
• 21:40
  there. No Um Bart is doing a report on which River Bart is doing
• 21:47
  a report on Nile On the Nile. How did Nelson's mum get all the
• 21:52
  money for the party. Uh did she was an amusement park accident just to
• 21:57
  get hit in the head by something? Yeah, hit her head on a
• 22:00
  carnival ride. On a carnival ride. What is the name of the Munk's
• 22:06
  family cat? Oh, mister Mooch's or something. It's mister Mooch, all
• 22:11
  right. And my final question for you will be where did they go to
• 22:15
  fight Star Wars? In the finale of Homer's story, they go to Star
• 22:18
  Wars Star Wars to fight Star Wars. I have a question related the Dragon
• 22:26
  King's trundle bed is the witch installment in the Angelica Button series We'll want to
• 22:32
  see ninth and you would be correct in saying that, alright. One of
• 22:36
  my additional trivia questions was what is the name of the headmaster in the Angelica
• 22:40
  Button series? And then they say it like twenty times very stash, all
• 22:44
  right. The original air date of The Whoreharde Couple was December tenth, two
• 22:47
  thousand and six. It was written by Matt Salmon and directed by Chris Clements.
• 22:52
  The cash gag Noise on a chalk Gate cash gag was Homer or Shiman's
• 22:55
  Homer cuts a piece of paper into the shape of him, pulls it out
• 22:57
  to reveal the rest of the family holding hands and says, we who.
• 23:00
  So the episode kicks off with and we didn't touch on this aspect of the
• 23:03
  story, but we're gonna do it now, obviously because it's where the episode
• 23:04
  kicks off with Bart and Lisa wanting mom and dad in the morning. You
• 23:07
  know you're drinking coffee now it's warm pepsi and they walk in. It sounds
• 23:11
  like margin Homer are fighting, right, they've recorded this argument, but really
• 23:14
  that's one a chance of snuggle. And I'm like, we're hitting that era
• 23:18
  of our lives now where the kids are like at six o'clock we're getting out,
• 23:21
  we want breakfast, And I'm like, fuck, have you never heard
• 23:25
  of morning snuggles? Yeah, I'm just like, ah, like this morning,
• 23:27
  honestly, God, Like, the kids are at my parents' place.
• 23:30
  Nicholas sat him from work today show wasn't feeling well. I'm like, this
• 23:33
  is lovely because Ali usually like sneaks in the middle of the night. I'm
• 23:36
  just like, kid free bed, we're just hanging out, just relaxing,
• 23:40
  letting it all hang out. Yeah, just this is great. Do it
• 23:44
  with the door rope. But I just love the I'm not saying they did
• 23:47
  it with the door Roe. Oh, I thought you might have been here.
• 23:49
  But I just love the idea of you just love seeing margin Homer just
• 23:55
  having this relationship. You know, they fight so often in season eighteen,
• 23:57
  all these modern episodes, but it's nice when you see them just being nice
• 24:00
  to each other, yes, and going to great length to have the chance
• 24:03
  to snuggle. I just thought we might have to do this sometimes, recording
• 24:10
  that fake fight with a great idea. Now the kids won't bother us during
• 24:15
  I'm morning snuggle. Dear Lord, thank you for the physical intimacy we are
• 24:21
  about to enjoy. And it's always have fun watching God of making it must
• 24:29
  really kind of mess with people brought up in very religious households. It's like
• 24:33
  God is always watching when I'm rocking it? What about what about when I'm
• 24:37
  cranking? Yeah, it's seen as like is it a sin to do that?
• 24:42
  Apparently? I don't think the Catholics are with it too bad, but
• 24:48
  I'm a bad Catholic. They throw their clothes off and then knocks the tape
• 24:52
  and starts playing the candy fan music, and this is where they walk in
• 24:55
  and they see it. Well, yeah, it was some horse with no
• 24:57
  name, wasn't it? Yes, ye, county fair music, and I
• 25:02
  did. I've told you I went to a county fair in the in the
• 25:04
  US when we were over there recently. It was great. Was it America
• 25:08
  playing? No, it was actually Bob Marley's son, Damien. Oh wow,
• 25:12
  not Ziggy. No, he is a Ziggy. I'm pretty sure Siggy
• 25:15
  Marley is the one that's saying that Arthur theme song every day when you're walking
• 25:19
  down the street. Oh and that TV show Arthur. I thought you were
• 25:22
  talking about the movie Arthur. No, I know that's the kids show like
• 25:26
  Arthur's Seamers when you Caught between the Moon and New York City. Yeah,
• 25:29
  I know, yes, for that, which I mentioned in the Friends podcast
• 25:30
  one about Friends. Check it out you haven't checked out there ready? Once
• 25:33
  again a demonstration of the generation gap dividing dandel and Guy. Yeah, Arthur
• 25:37
  for all Uninited Kids was one of those belover shows that it's like when I
• 25:42
  was on, you loved it, but you never sort of went out of
• 25:45
  your way to watch it, but apparently went for like thirteen seasons or something
• 25:48
  else. Let me a look, have you ever seen this, Arthur kid,
• 25:52
  I'm aware of the show. By the way, for all your generation
• 25:53
  exit listeners, Arthur was, of course the movie starring Dudley Moore as the
• 25:57
  lovable drunken billion Yeah. Also remade a little later on with Russell brandt our
• 26:04
  first date Nichol and I was going to see the remake with Russell Brand.
• 26:07
  Oh my god, okod that's Arthur. Do you ever see that? I'm
• 26:10
  not seeing the show, but do you ever seen image? Yeah? Yeah,
• 26:11
  because there's a great no glasses on the Little Girl? Oh yeah,
• 26:18
  dj d W DW. Yeah. I don't know the show it on,
• 26:21
  but I just saw this great screencap woods. Oh yes, the library card
• 26:26
  on. I have a library hat. Now I know what true power is.
• 26:29
  So I can relate after a fantastic show. That's great theme music and
• 26:36
  Ziggy I believe Ziggy Marley was one of that saying theme song A right,
• 26:38
  I said, Damian Marley. It was actually Stephen Marley. Stephen Marley,
• 26:41
  Okay, isn't it? But the canfa was so good? I mean,
• 26:44
  and did you get to have a dog of some kind? I had a
• 26:48
  what were you call in Australia or dag would dog. I believe they call
• 26:51
  on a corn dog corn do in the I'll tell you what you have given
• 26:55
  me ship for not putting stuff on the patron page. There's a picture of
• 26:59
  me about to enjoy a corn dog. It's in my phone. I'm gonna
• 27:02
  put it on the patron page. It right now. I'm going to film
• 27:03
  you doing it. This is going to be our weekly work. We'll get
• 27:08
  a message. Here. We are guys reading his message instead of doing what
• 27:11
  you're supposed to do. So, guys going to put a picture. Now,
• 27:15
  hold up to the phone here, I'm filming this right for the patrons.
• 27:18
  You're on camera, Candid, how you doing all right? This might
• 27:22
  take it one. He's sitting there holding it about six feet from his eyes,
• 27:25
  doing that doing the classic one hand. Scribn't know exactly where it is.
• 27:30
  Okay, well you do this at some point. Just wave to the
• 27:32
  camera as pushed up. Okay, on drinking, you're cranking it. Oh,
• 27:38
  I mean look so happy here. This is great. Oh those were
• 27:41
  the days she's so pretty sorry about. Later, we've got time of the
• 27:49
  essence we're gonna get that's true. Yeah, I mean I rabbed it on
• 27:52
  last one, but all right, going, let's keep talking. Yes,
• 27:56
  let's keep talking. So yes, basically they've seen them doing it and it
• 28:00
  didn't go down too well. So then the bar is now horrified. At
• 28:03
  school, Trust me, Bart, it's better to walk in on both your
• 28:08
  parents than I just one of them. Hey, Digs, give me your
• 28:11
  lunch money, Well, what will I eat at midday? In primary school
• 28:18
  had the issue of like lunch money, haven't look we just true like.
• 28:22
  We occasionally would have Oh you do look happy? What is that? That's
• 28:25
  a corn dog? A corn dog? Wow? Oe? Yeah cool?
• 28:27
  Put up in the Patreon group. So when we were kids, the closest
• 28:32
  thing we had to this was getting a lunch order d lunch orders where you
• 28:34
  would write what you want on a paper bag, put it into like a
• 28:37
  washing basket, and they would take it to the canteen and the kid would
• 28:41
  return from lunch from the canteen with a washing basket full of like meals that
• 28:45
  sounds rad I never had that two party pies, one sausage row and one
• 28:51
  solace when dad would. I always brought my own life occasionally in my six
• 29:00
  million dollar man lunchbox that I have alluded to the past. But we also
• 29:04
  had the tuck drop at school where you would go usually at recess, and
• 29:08
  it was like, how about it doing it or a sassage reel or something,
• 29:11
  because you know, growing bodies need junk food. Yeah. Remember when
• 29:14
  they used to have lollies and shits at school? Those were the day.
• 29:17
  Oh my god. Yeah. It was when I was at high school that
• 29:19
  they banned like coke and things like that, and I was like, what
• 29:22
  are you doing? I certainly hope you. I just imagine you rock after
• 29:27
  the head, but do what the fuck is this? And then we just
• 29:32
  have to sneak down to the supermarket to get our chips and gravy in a
• 29:34
  bottle of coke, you know. Oh yeah, of course you had to.
• 29:37
  Jesus Christ look at it. One of the greatest inventions that I claim
• 29:42
  this at my school anyway, because no one has at my school has done
• 29:45
  it before. But you get a cheese and bacon roll, but then put
• 29:48
  a hash used to cut it in half and toast them. Right, Yeah,
• 29:51
  cheese bacon, but put a hash brown in it because they would butter
• 29:52
  the cheese and bacon rolls before they put into the toaster oven. But you
• 29:56
  buy a hash brown and put it in at the cheese and bacon roll squished
• 29:59
  together. Oh dear Delicious, tell you what I love. It was a
• 30:02
  good hash brown. Yeah, hash browns in cheese and bacon rolls even better.
• 30:06
  It's very impressive. Alright, let's continue. And there's that point where
• 30:10
  it became like an addiction because all the kids in the school are like eating
• 30:14
  hat that like buy actually cheese and bacon rolls. They'd sell out, Like
• 30:15
  you didn't get there early enough. They would sell out of cheese bacon rolls
• 30:18
  because kids would like go there and spend ten bucks and buy all the cheese
• 30:21
  and bacon rolls and hash browns and then sell them for more. But this
• 30:29
  is obviously Nelson's taken his money. And then he invites him to his party.
• 30:32
  Wants everyone to come to his party, so he's not a nice person,
• 30:34
  but he also wants them to come to his party. And the sort
• 30:37
  of the story of this episode is that Nelson just doesn't know how to socialize.
• 30:41
  I guess, yeah, he's got poor social sills or he is.
• 30:44
  He always goes to extreme again, where is his dad buying cigarettes and scratches?
• 30:49
  No, but he came back. Remember, yeah, I know and
• 30:52
  they just never it is never. It was never there again. I was
• 30:55
  like, that was such a great character plot point. They never And I
• 31:00
  brought this up with Matt. I was like, he's He's like, I
• 31:03
  don't know, Like, what do you mean, I don't know. Yeah,
• 31:07
  I think that was one of the best things you took away from your
• 31:10
  Your time with Matt's alone was like, continuity doesn't mean ship. It was
• 31:12
  just like, yeah, well he just did just did not care, done,
• 31:17
  done, onto the next one. He's like, newity there fuity.
• 31:21
  That explains a lot, man, but nobody wants to go he got He
• 31:25
  makes his look at his baseball cards are not any good? And you have
• 31:27
  no gift bags. I'm like that. He's like, Honestly, now that
• 31:30
  I've got kids, the one thing kids appreciate the most at a birthday part
• 31:33
  not the cake. It's the gift bags. So what's in the gift bags?
• 31:37
  Usually some lollies to take it. It's usually lollies. Look, you
• 31:40
  get like two dollars shop and buy like a bag of useless shit, you
• 31:42
  know, little army man on dinosaurs, little little things where you're full of
• 31:47
  like water and you push the buttons and the little rings go up. It's
• 31:48
  useless shit. But it's like a kid's birthday party is judged not by what
• 31:53
  happens during the party, it's by the gift bag. It's it's birthday,
• 31:56
  but you get the presents. Yes, exactly right. Everyone's like if you
• 32:00
  Ali went to a birthday party recently and they didn't have gift bags and the
• 32:02
  kids went home mad, Oh my god, I gonna write like the kids
• 32:09
  were like, what do you mean. I felt so bad for the parents,
• 32:13
  the parent and the kid because the kids like my mama's gift badge're like
• 32:15
  do you gift bags? And I was like, oh man, I was
• 32:17
  like, Alliot Beach shut up. But all the kids were like they were
• 32:20
  going to write, they were like, where are the gift bags? That
• 32:23
  kid is probably just you know, the pariah from now. Honestly, if
• 32:28
  you're ever going to live that down, if you're the parent of a kid
• 32:30
  in primary school, make sure you provide gift bags. Do not forget gift
• 32:32
  bags. Otherwise you know a lot of atomic wedgies in your child's future.
• 32:37
  One hundred percent. Yeah, And so they say this is where we get
• 32:39
  the the F word, which I feel bad and weird in't saying it,
• 32:45
  but this, this was said in two thousand and six. I don't think
• 32:47
  you would even make this joke anymore. Even though it's a real word,
• 32:51
  it's just an uncomfortable word because because of how that real word was taken and
• 32:55
  used in such a way. Yeah, that you just don't want to say
• 32:59
  it anymore. That's true. Yeah, I'll plan a clip because the Simpsons
• 33:01
  did us, because the Simpsons said it, not us. Wait, what
• 33:06
  if nobody goes he can't kill all of us? He's right, individually,
• 33:12
  we are weak like a single twist whatever bundle week form are mighty faggot.
• 33:19
  And there we go. So Martin said that word, and we shall move
• 33:21
  on. And in a nice bit of buck covering, they did provide the
• 33:24
  dictionary dictionary definition. Yeah on the screen. Yeah. I wonder if Matt
• 33:30
  someone wrote that and was like, take that piece. He kills it nice
• 33:36
  when schooled, well played, well played. But no, hell no,
• 33:40
  we won't show. They're all ranting and rave. They don't want to go
• 33:44
  will He hears it and says, hell no we won't. Mo gets fired.
• 33:45
  No pension, No, no pension at all. Lisa a Marche couple
• 33:49
  I can't imagine the Penson would have been very good anyway, really, probably
• 33:51
  not, but every little bit helps. Yep. Lisa and Marge, I
• 33:53
  can't believe that Bart is organized for everyone not to go to Nelson's party.
• 33:58
  They're like, how menant you think for Nelson? And it's almost like they're
• 34:00
  playing on the history of because recently had Marge with like looking after Nelson and
• 34:05
  Lisa once dated Nelson. It's like, if you're playing up that history,
• 34:07
  you can't really ignore it in continuity for this episode as well. Correct with
• 34:10
  Bart being friends of him and things like that. Yeah, because I think
• 34:14
  that's what I meant because in that episode where he lived with the Simpsons,
• 34:17
  he became friends with Bart when Bart sort of saw he saw him singing out
• 34:22
  the window and it's like, oh shit, this kid. You know.
• 34:23
  I think Bart was the one who went and found his dad. I believe
• 34:27
  so, because he was at the Fair County there and he saw him at
• 34:30
  the Freaks in the Freaks thing because he had all the peanuts. So I
• 34:35
  was like, yeah, how do we forget that? But they forgot his
• 34:38
  dad? His dad if a friend of the pod met Selman forgot about it,
• 34:44
  exactly. I think it's okay for us to forget about it. Do
• 34:45
  you think of marche smacking Bart? I was like, I was like,
• 34:49
  wow, wouldn't spoon beating? But I kind of laughed because I was like,
• 34:52
  wasn't a hit of just like wake up to year up? I'll do
• 34:58
  it. But you know, if no one else would jump off, if
• 35:00
  no one else jumped off the Empire State Building, would you not jump?
• 35:04
  Can't I get Don't you love it when they like your You're two thirds into
• 35:09
  one of those statements, You're like, this doesn't make sense, but I
• 35:13
  have to go all the way. If I say with a conviction, hopefully
• 35:15
  the underlying message will get through. Yeah. Yeah, Lisa says, you
• 35:19
  don't worry, the party will be fun and you're never gonna get a husband.
• 35:22
  Were being sarcastic. Okay, no husband, you're gonna get a husband.
• 35:25
  That's just like such a marge thing to say. But Homer is not
• 35:29
  driving Bart to the party, and he's giving Homer a backrob to try and
• 35:32
  encourage him not to take him there, and trying to get himself out of
• 35:35
  the party. But you still have to go whow We all have to do
• 35:39
  things we don't want to like have jobs and families and responsibilities and having to
• 35:45
  be mister funny all the time. You think I wouldn't rather be living nowd
• 35:50
  in the forest like some ancient pagan, just dancing around playing the pan flute.
• 35:54
  And here we are for something I've written Here is I wonder if a
• 36:00
  few midlife crises happening in the writer's room at this time. It feels like
• 36:02
  it, doesn't it it? Yeah, sure, and running for the Simpsons,
• 36:07
  But no one told me life was gonna be this way. But they're
• 36:10
  all by the way. Look, I'm sorry. I know you. You're
• 36:15
  doing a special episode with Nick. Yeah, it's already available, but look,
• 36:19
  I just personally want to give a shout because, yeah, it's going
• 36:21
  to mean so much. But uh, we should probably have mentioned this on
• 36:22
  last week's show. It's a little late now. I know. We did
• 36:29
  do some magic editing, but we basically were recording this back to back so
• 36:31
  that we explained it on last week's show that the patrons are our week ahead,
• 36:35
  but this is actually been recorded on the first of November. Look,
• 36:38
  it's a timeless message. Rest in peace, Matthew Perry. I dug you
• 36:42
  a whole lot. Man, I thought you were just fantastic. Yeah,
• 36:45
  I'm I'm sorry your demon's caught up to you, even though you didn't finish
• 36:47
  reading his book. I never started. You've got it as a gift or
• 36:52
  whatever, good for a free and you're like, I've got a chapter in.
• 36:53
  I was like, I know what it's going to be. I think
• 36:55
  I read a bit of it, and I'm that's one way of looking at
• 37:00
  the gesture that I made. That's what you said. The other is,
• 37:02
  I know you guys are into Friends, and particularly Nicola, I think we
• 37:07
  know. We thank you numerous times on the podcast for the book. We
• 37:09
  mentioned it during this special. Now I'm gonna start listening to that podcast.
• 37:14
  That was like we got the book. I remember I said to Nicola,
• 37:17
  yeah, I got to your present and then she was like oh. I
• 37:20
  was like immediately, I was like, the guilt guy did it. It
• 37:23
  wasn't me. He did everything. But yeah, Matthew Perry, as we
• 37:28
  said on that on the Friends podcast, was that revisiting the show for the
• 37:31
  podcast, it made me realize and appreciate just how much he brought to that
• 37:35
  show. Oh god, yeah, I mean, in all honesty, he
• 37:38
  was one of the best to ever do it in terms of sitcom acting,
• 37:43
  the sarcastic humor percent Oh yeah, yeah, But I mean the guy was
• 37:46
  like an absolute machine in terms of timing, in terms of inflection, in
• 37:51
  terms of physicality. That's what Nicola brought up to, just his mannerisms and
• 37:55
  the way he delivered everything. And yeah, and it's important, I asked
• 37:59
  Nicola, of all the six main cast I'll ask you now, who do
• 38:01
  you think has the longest legacy. Who do you think will live on forever?
• 38:06
  And will You can say Matthew Perry now because he won't age. Will
• 38:08
  always remember him as being young matt with fifty four year Matthew Pai. But
• 38:13
  like Chandler esque, right, he's not gonna become like are you compared to
• 38:15
  Paul McCartney. We remember John Lennon as being forty year old Johnlennon. He
• 38:17
  didn't become eighty year old John Lyn. Pau McCartney has, right when when
• 38:21
  he passes, you'll envision eighty year Oldau McCartney, not young Paul McCartney.
• 38:24
  But who from that show, Like for example, people friends fans will say
• 38:30
  things like, oh I was on a break and all that thing on a
• 38:32
  break. But everyone, even if you don't watch Friends, says, could
• 38:36
  I be anymore? That's become part of our life. Yeah, it's with
• 38:42
  all due respectause, I mean it's an ensem that just works so well together,
• 38:45
  right, Yeah, with all due respect to the other cast members,
• 38:49
  I think the ones who are going to have the longest legacy are probably Perry
• 38:52
  and h and Jennifer ands Andison because of her acting career. Yeah yeah,
• 38:54
  I mean she's had real longevity and again in her way, not quite as
• 39:01
  polished a performer as a comic reformer was Perry, but incredible comic chops and
• 39:06
  incredible screen presence. She's really good. They're all really good. Yeah.
• 39:10
  But yeah, I just wanted to give that quick shout out because as it
• 39:15
  hit me hard, oh, because I was saying, very few celebrity deaths
• 39:17
  hit me really really hard, but this one hit me hard. Yeah,
• 39:20
  I mean, James Gandel Foeneie hit me very very hard, and so did
• 39:24
  Philip Simoa Hoffman and the fe that was just about to sort of just rise
• 39:29
  of and high and would just you know, keep going forever. You know,
• 39:31
  you'd be happy to see the work of Gandalfini when he was seventy or
• 39:36
  eighty, like what was Philip's lonro Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you
• 39:39
  know, Matthew Perry is my age, was my age? Yeah, And
• 39:44
  as someone who uses sarcastic humor as a defense and offense mechanism, yeah,
• 39:51
  I really relate to the guy. Honestly, when I'm doing the podcast now,
• 39:53
  I'm like, I am Chandler, Like I think many of us are
• 39:57
  Chandler. We just didn't realize it. Yeah, yeah, so yeah,
• 40:00
  because I think Charlie becomes the punching bag of the show where a lot of
• 40:02
  people don't watch friends use his whips as his quips. I should say as
• 40:07
  a oh it's too ridiculous and over the top. I can't. It's forced.
• 40:09
  But like if you if you watch the show, probably like, no,
• 40:14
  he's there's a real humanity underlying everything that he did, even when it
• 40:19
  was heightened, and even when it was you know, yeah that like a
• 40:22
  punchline or something like that. No, there was always the character of Chandler
• 40:28
  being before there were that drove the gags as opposed to the other way around.
• 40:34
  So yeah, I had a lot a lot of time for that guy.
• 40:36
  I did back in the nineties, and I did to the to the
• 40:38
  moment he died in all longest was he was my It was my favorite.
• 40:42
  It was so nice that we got his book last year, absolutely, like
• 40:46
  just in time, you know what I mean. And the fact that he
• 40:49
  does the audio book as well. I'm like, isn't that just like such
• 40:51
  a lovely fitting? It's a farewell now. We didn't realize it at the
• 40:54
  time, but it's just so great that we have that now where he gets
• 40:58
  it. He gets to tell us from his active his life. Absolutely,
• 41:01
  it's not just something that people whipped up after he passed away. Absolutely,
• 41:06
  yeah. Yeah. So sorry to sort of sidetrack a little bit and a
• 41:08
  little bit late, but I would be remiss if I didn't give my man
• 41:13
  a bit of a shout out and a bit of a tribute. So rest
• 41:15
  in peace, Matthew Perry. But then arrives at the party and it's actually
• 41:19
  an awesome setup. You know, do I hear dial toming because this party's
• 41:22
  off the hook and Nelson clearly he's isn't that We all fear it when we
• 41:25
  kids, when you put on a birthday party, it's like, oh God,
• 41:28
  I hope everyone arrives and has a good time. I felt bad for
• 41:30
  Nelson here, even though he's not being nice to everybody, and it's understandable
• 41:34
  why people aren't there. It's like, I hate seeing people kids in particularly
• 41:37
  in this situation where you're just like not embarrassed, but it's almost just like
• 41:40
  so disappointed. It's a it's a weird it is embarrassment, but it's more
• 41:45
  just like, ah, it's embarrassing. It's embarrassment disappointment. Yeah. And
• 41:50
  it's a blend of the two, though, isn't it. Yeah? Very
• 41:52
  much so. I mean naturally, I think, oh shit, what have
• 41:54
  I done wrong? And then yeah, you know you're going to catastrophize and
• 41:58
  think, oh, well I've done this wrong, on this wrong, on
• 41:59
  this, on this wrong, on this wrong. Yep, And that's what
• 42:00
  Bart points out to him. But you know, he said, he punches
• 42:04
  the jumping castle, Spider Man arrives a quick nitpick. Yeah, where are
• 42:08
  the other bullies? I thought they were? Is well? I was going
• 42:10
  to bring that up later in the episode. It's just like, yeah,
• 42:13
  so why weren't they there? Maybe they're off beaten up toddlers at the preschool,
• 42:16
  he knows, But yeah, that aside you know, the Spider Man
• 42:21
  guy arrives and you get ten minutes materials. Maybe we should come back a
• 42:22
  little bit later, but Bart reveals nobody's coming. He doesn't actually come clean.
• 42:27
  No, that he organized the boycott at Alder in the episode. That's
• 42:30
  true. Oh yeah, I mean that would have been a nice resolution.
• 42:34
  I thought I thought that was going to be so like now, how I
• 42:37
  would have done this Nelson. He chooses Nelson over Millhouse, and then Millhouse
• 42:42
  reveals to Nelson that he's the one. He's the reason we didn't come to
• 42:45
  your party, and that's what splits up out of spite. That makes a
• 42:47
  lot of sense. Get get your buddy, Matt's one on the phone.
• 42:52
  We should be right in this show. How I would have done it?
• 42:53
  Yeah, that's how we were done it, how it should have been done,
• 42:58
  Matt. We can work over Zoom or Riverside preverably Zoom, but Riverside.
• 43:05
  We love Riverside. Friend of the Pod, Riverside, Yeah, I
• 43:08
  honestly do love Riverside guy. Don't worry about this guy. This man does
• 43:12
  not represent us. Riverside a lot. I've appeared on numerous podcasts by which
• 43:16
  I'm into using Riverside and it's great. But as he said, no one's
• 43:22
  coming because but he blames Nelson. He's like, because you're a joke.
• 43:24
  You know, you're a joke sometimes that's why. That's why nobody's coming.
• 43:27
  And he says, well, you know, you have a friend with me.
• 43:30
  So they basically they enjoyed the party. It's just the two of them,
• 43:32
  and I enjoyed them having a good time beating up doctor Octopus. Is
• 43:36
  there is there a worse gig than children's party entertainer? It depends on how
• 43:39
  the kids behave, Like if you're there to be a punching bay, yes,
• 43:43
  but if you're there like magician doing tricks. I went to a birthday
• 43:45
  party last November and there was a magician doing tricks and I was like,
• 43:47
  oh, dig you down, these are some fucking cool tricks. And the
• 43:51
  kids were hope. He said that there's a budget. The kids were in
• 43:55
  awe and they were going along with it. I was like, apparently,
• 43:59
  I asked mother, I'm like, how much did this guy get paid?
• 44:00
  That was twenty minutes, four hundred dollars. I'm like, that is the
• 44:02
  easiest money this guy make. God, yeah, it's probably gone on YouTube
• 44:07
  learn some learn some close up magic or something. Yeah, oh that's rare.
• 44:12
  Yeah. There was actually a magician on this week's episode of Have You
• 44:15
  Been Paying Attention? Right? He was like the a new magician entrepreneur,
• 44:19
  like extraordinary from Australia, and like his trick was that he had the host,
• 44:23
  what's his name, Tom Glass? Tom Glass, uh, put a
• 44:27
  card into a book and then anywhere in the book right, And he held
• 44:30
  it out and said, now, what page number is it? Right?
• 44:32
  And Tom says one eighty three, and then all this other shit happened,
• 44:36
  and it was like basically there was a jar of jelly beans over on the
• 44:39
  jar over on Sam Pang's desk, and he lifted it up and it was
• 44:43
  had one on three under the lid. And I was like, yeah,
• 44:45
  but didn't you just go to Tom before the show and say say it's page
• 44:47
  one three? Because they didn't show us what page it was. It was
• 44:52
  just we had to go by Tom's word. And I'm like, this is
• 44:52
  a pretty shitty. This is no child's birthday parting magician. No, no
• 44:59
  at all was it was like fantastic Dan or something. I was like,
• 45:01
  I went even my birthday party that's a dope name. Fantastic Dan. I
• 45:08
  make sure it's right fantastic. We don't give me an actual proper shading,
• 45:10
  because I was like this magic is fucking yeah, doves and everything, you'd
• 45:14
  live animals, but just yard, I mean, I must have meant we're
• 45:20
  dazzling Dan. Dazzling Dan the Magic Man. Okay, yeah, that's pretty
• 45:25
  good geelong magician and illusionist. Yeah, gelo, it was legitimate. I
• 45:32
  was like, oh, I'm so hopefully he's got a YouTube chanurnealist. He's
• 45:37
  got he's got pages. Yeah, check it a dzzling Dan the Magic Man.
• 45:43
  But anyway, getting back to entertainment, so doc, ok here we
• 45:45
  turned on your birthday presents and whole work. And but Nelson it's beat Hi
• 45:47
  Matt and then they beat up the pinarda spidy dog. It is sitting there
• 45:52
  chilling with Homer and Nelson's mum just enjoying. The kids joined themselves at Lisa
• 45:58
  then asked Bart how the party was. He says, no, I had
• 46:00
  a great time. He thinks it's all over with Nelson, and look I
• 46:02
  went there having a good time. I was polite to him. But now
• 46:06
  we're gonna go back to normality. But unfortunately Nelson now greets him on the
• 46:07
  bus and treating him like a best friend, and I was just like the
• 46:10
  anything for me here was like, I get why you wouldn't want anyone everyone
• 46:16
  to know that you went to the party because you want to instigate it the
• 46:19
  whole thing. But having Nelsons your friend is probably going to have more positives
• 46:22
  than negatives, as we would soon see. So why are you embarrassed by
• 46:24
  this? I guess it runs cams to everything. I mean, all the
• 46:29
  lead up to the boycott and everything like that. Yeah, I mean,
• 46:31
  but was kind of the ring leader of that. So it's gonna look a
• 46:35
  little hypocritical and a little um or that he's just a coward in front of
• 46:39
  all these other people on the bus. Yeah. True. But Nelson gives
• 46:43
  Bart an entire case of pulky chalk and passes, look, I don't have
• 46:46
  time for new friends. I've got all this other stuff to do. By
• 46:50
  when he's doing that, he bumps into Jim Bow and Nelson saves him from
• 46:52
  the bullies, and where he realized, oh shit, it's actually gonna have
• 46:54
  its perks. You know, I forgot how cool Bart was, and Bart
• 46:57
  say's got because someone's smaller and weaker. So they say they're gonna go whale
• 47:00
  on some toddlers whilst they're napping. Then we have so this again Marge flooting
• 47:04
  with Homer here. I was like, but there's a line he so he
• 47:08
  says marital sex, right, and he goes to uh speed up bedtime?
• 47:13
  And I was like, I have never led it to home this moment.
• 47:17
  But he's like, she smells like coconut. I was just like, this
• 47:22
  is life bedtime with children because soon it's bedtime for adults. Yes, but
• 47:28
  honestly, anyone who is a parent of small kids has experienced this moment,
• 47:31
  especially if the other day was just like I'll see in the bedroom. It's
• 47:35
  like kids, bed Now, read your fucking books quick. You're not dressed,
• 47:39
  get into bed. Only who when you're done putting Lisa to bed,
• 47:50
  we can finish what we started the other day. Whoa marital sex? Okay?
• 47:57
  Tight, classic water laid, no barniles, don't do drugs? Love
• 48:01
  you good night? Dad? Can't you read me a story for a little
• 48:05
  bit? Would your mother smells like coconut? Okay, sweetie? Which book
• 48:12
  should I read? Angelica? Button and the Dragon King's trendle Bed. It's
• 48:16
  the ninth book in the Angelica Button series. Oh yeah, this is that
• 48:20
  fantasy book that even grown ups like broken lonely grown ups. Chapter one,
• 48:25
  the ruby Stone in the door portal. Are you asleep yet? No?
• 48:31
  Sovery then raids the store and he loves it, and to the point where
• 48:36
  he wants to keep reading, but Lisa wants to go to sleep. He
• 48:37
  wants to read a head She says, no, you gotta read it with
• 48:39
  me. He tries to get it, but she's holding onto the book.
• 48:43
  She went let him. Then we have Nelson and bat and they're at school
• 48:45
  or they're on top of the school actually making fun of the sunset, and
• 48:51
  sunt I thought, yeah, I'm pretty sure it says sunset, because it'd
• 48:55
  be weird to be there in the morning, right, you'd be more gonn
• 48:59
  to be there in the afternoon. The morning, wouldn't get it? I
• 49:00
  think you would be there closer to sun ris than sunset. Why would they
• 49:04
  want to go to Why would they get up early to watch the sunrise because
• 49:07
  it's beautiful? I don't know. Would you either five thirty in the afternoon
• 49:09
  or fucking five am? I don't know. I mean part of me wants
• 49:13
  to be a morning person. Like an early morning person. I love.
• 49:15
  I love when you wake up with it's like no cars around, magpies are
• 49:19
  out squawking, your crow buddies are out there. Yeah. But but then
• 49:25
  he says to Nelson, here, do you ever wish that you weren't a
• 49:29
  bully? He's like, no, I have to. You know, the
• 49:30
  shark can't strom they blow up, you know, I have to be a
• 49:35
  bully, and it gives him his own Nelson vests and the sleeves were torn
• 49:37
  off, torn off by a wild dogs. Another song rebel, He's a
• 49:40
  rebel. Oh yeah, that's right. Yeah. And they really fucked out
• 49:45
  money for the for the rights of this season, haven't they so far.
• 49:46
  I've gone wild with the soundtracks. Yeah, I mean what the last episode
• 49:50
  was like, Missy Elliott and yeah you get your freaked on and money for
• 49:52
  nostraates and money for nothing, Yeah, money for nothing, and that song
• 49:55
  will not come cheap. That is certainly true. And also Jack MANDIONI feel
• 50:00
  so good, yeah, as opposed to who's saying he's so good. John
• 50:02
  Mellencamp, John Cougar, Melon Cougar Mellencamp. Yeah, because it was.
• 50:07
  It was for a while he was Johnny Cougar. Yeah, I think it
• 50:08
  was John Cougar Mellencamp. And I don't know if he is still John Cougar
• 50:10
  Mellencamp or he's just John Mellencamp these days. He's so good. Is a
• 50:14
  banger, it's really good. Come on baby. But it's just a really
• 50:20
  cool point of view shot here of getting all the perks like our Good Fellows,
• 50:22
  like you were saying yes, and it's Bart doing like the voiceover over
• 50:25
  the top, even though so the to the point, even at the end
• 50:29
  it's a freeze frame, isn't there there is yeah, which I believe is
• 50:32
  Good Fellows has got to share a freeze frames. So yeah. Homer then
• 50:37
  arrives at at home and Marge's annoy because Lisa's not there, because he's looking
• 50:43
  for Lisa to read the book. She's that Janie's because her mum makes a
• 50:45
  good mac and cheese. Never ever ever tell your mum that someone else's mom
• 50:50
  makes a better version of something. They will never forget it. I remember
• 50:52
  once I've told my mum that someone made a better spaghetti, and she still
• 50:55
  reminds me to this day. Oh my god, don't do it, and
• 50:58
  never tell your wife that you prefer your mum's cooking your hairs. Oh god,
• 51:01
  you're really You're in a trap, there, aren't you. You're in
• 51:04
  a real bind. Yeah, because my mom, like, I'm gonna throw
• 51:07
  that makes the best roast. Rive. Everyone's mum make the best roast.
• 51:08
  Rid. It's the roast that you grew up with everyone and mum's roast.
• 51:10
  But everyone always wants my mum to make the roast beef for Christmas right when
• 51:15
  she's cooking the rost, because she does it the best. And Nicola tried
• 51:16
  cooking it at once, and I was like, in my head, this
• 51:19
  isn't as good as your mum's. But do not tell her. She knows.
• 51:22
  She knows. Do not bring it up. It's pretty obvious. Yeah,
• 51:27
  this isn't chewy, honey, this is great. But I've mentioned this
• 51:30
  before on the podcast. If I don't acknowledge the food, Nichola will say
• 51:36
  it's not bad. I'm like, yeah, it's good. She knows if
• 51:39
  I'm not enjoying it, if I don't say how good it is. So
• 51:40
  now I'm just like in my head, whether you like it, or not.
• 51:44
  Just compliment the food. Always say, always compliment the food. You
• 51:46
  and I are both very fortunate. Yeah, everything that our significant others make
• 51:52
  is pretty delicious. So I went for fib including the love. Let's move
• 51:59
  on, I very rarely say, guy flustered, Homer home. You must
• 52:10
  read ahead. Fiction is your passion, Lady, You're nice, but I'm
• 52:15
  married. Just read the book you shaved ape. Oh I can't read ahead,
• 52:21
  I promised Lisa, I wouldn't just take a peek at the title of
• 52:24
  the next chapter and see if you can resist an unexpected occurrence? What could
• 52:30
  it be? We hooked him gallahead. Yeah, kind you've won. So
• 52:37
  many shows now are made with a cliffhanger ending at the episode. It used
• 52:44
  to happen occasionally, but like back in the day, there wasn't as much
• 52:47
  choice, and I was like, you know, you just knew the people
• 52:50
  were going to tune in the following week bin shows. Now it's like every
• 52:52
  episode has to end with a cliffhanger. Yeah, it used to be just
• 52:57
  like you have a standline episode like you guys back next week. It's all
• 53:00
  good. Yeah, yeah, but I feel like now with the binge mentality,
• 53:05
  do you think the fangers are required because you just know it's like,
• 53:07
  then i't have to wait that extra week they get if the play next episode
• 53:10
  starts by time they got off the cash, you're just going to watch the
• 53:13
  next episode anyway. You know, if you've got on watching to the end,
• 53:15
  they're probably going to watch the next one because mentality, Now, if
• 53:20
  you don't like a show, you're not going to watch a whole episode.
• 53:22
  Yeah, I'd say that's true. Our attention spans don't last. Well,
• 53:23
  it's like we give it ten minutes, we're not we're not enjoying it within
• 53:25
  ten fifty minutes. We'll just put something else on. If you've gone the
• 53:29
  entire way, you're probably going to watch the next episode. Well, they're
• 53:31
  doing half the work for us. It's like and also, you know,
• 53:36
  Netflix especially is letting you know very kindly. It's like two more episodes to
• 53:38
  go. There's a shitty though when it starts playing the next one because you
• 53:42
  can't find the mark, like I do want to watch the next one now
• 53:44
  it started up. That's true. I mean the times like no, I
• 53:45
  want to watch the crid Yeah, who played so and so? Yeah that's
• 53:50
  it? Yeah, yeah, something happening during the credits and then just like
• 53:52
  in the small scom like, what is this? What are you doing?
• 53:58
  What are you talking about? Milhouse then asked Bart, you know, why
• 54:00
  are you hanging out with Nelson? Oh? Actually no, have we got
• 54:02
  that part? Yeah? Yeah, he spoils the greast ash for the white
• 54:07
  guy Millhouse and Bart and then asking, actually, before we get there,
• 54:09
  why is Marginal wanting the bank? Now? This is that chance, Lisa.
• 54:13
  Is all the house bars not in the house. Why they're banging women?
• 54:17
  Amateurs? Who understands them? Milhouse? And I said, he asked
• 54:22
  why you're hanging out with Nelson? And he calls him a bully. He
• 54:25
  doesn't like him using the bully word, but then he says other boys can
• 54:29
  use it. Yeah. He calls Bart a sidekick and that gets him going.
• 54:31
  But then they go and fly kites, you know, and nothing sees
• 54:35
  it gets angry and breaks see Captain's leg. Yeah, it was really unusual.
• 54:38
  It's really weird. It wasn't like it was a joke, it was
• 54:40
  just he stabs his leg. Yeah. I was expecting that. When it
• 54:44
  went the next scene, I was like, is he going to be branching
• 54:47
  the legs as like weapons or something. Nothing. No, But then,
• 54:51
  so did you know that red and blue are the colors of friendship? I
• 54:53
  did not know. I wasn't aware. But I'll make sure your birthday present
• 54:55
  next time is blue and or red, Thanks very much. Yeah, arrives,
• 55:00
  he's getting a demon's jumper, but arrives late to Nelson's house and he's
• 55:04
  waiting all this time to smash the FuG and I was like, this is
• 55:06
  the aspect of Nelson that I don't like killing animals? Yeah, Like,
• 55:08
  there was the episode but the Mother where Nelson wanted him to kill the bird
• 55:12
  and but deliberately tries to miss, but I had a crooked sight and he
• 55:15
  kills the bird. I'm like, there's always been an element of being cruel
• 55:16
  to animals and story right, So it rained when I was picking the kids
• 55:22
  up from daycad the other day, and for some reasonut it rains, all
• 55:24
  the snails come out on the footpath on walking into their daycare, and I
• 55:28
  was like, what are you doing, guys? You stand no chance like
• 55:30
  walking on the entrance way. So I was trying to pick up these snails
• 55:34
  and moving across and I'm like, oh, you a fucking people. Look
• 55:36
  at me. Funny, I'm moving these snaps. I know the kid's gonna
• 55:37
  stand on them. And I went into the daycare and they had a tub
• 55:40
  that snails are called into and kids are just picking the snails up and dropping.
• 55:44
  I'm like, I like yelled a little it. I was like,
• 55:46
  oh, yeah, stop, I try to teach these kids that snails are
• 55:50
  actually animals. It's like they couldn't compute. And I'm like to the teacher,
• 55:53
  I was like, he letting the people. I told them to be
• 55:55
  gentlemen, but they're not being gentitle I'm like, how about you don't let
• 55:59
  them. I can hurt these snails, like it's just I get it,
• 56:01
  it's just a snail, but I'm like, it's a living organ. I'm
• 56:04
  like, how about you teach the kids that these are actually animals. She's
• 56:07
  like, ah yeah, I'm just like the fuck is wrong with me.
• 56:08
  You're probably the person to put crazy frog on. But it bothered me seeing
• 56:15
  these kids just picking up these snails and just like throwing them and dropping all
• 56:16
  like, is that animals? Oh? Like I'm I can send myself a
• 56:21
  terrible softy because whenever, yeah, as you said, when the rain happens,
• 56:24
  the snails come out, and I'll have an occasion when I'm like I've
• 56:28
  gotten home and walking to my to my back door or whatever. It's God,
• 56:34
  damn the stuff, damn snails. I feel so bad. It's like
• 56:37
  I tore his house down, Yeah, on a rainy night. Yeah,
• 56:42
  but these kids were just like picking them up and throwing them and it made
• 56:44
  me so angry. Yeah. But apparently the frog peede in Nelson's hands,
• 56:49
  so he got his come uppins. But then says that he was stealing with
• 56:52
  these grapes. But Nowson proves that he wasn't because he showed the photos that
• 56:53
  he took on his digital camera dated when we took photos on cameras. Do
• 56:59
  you still have a digital camera flying couple in the cupboard? Yeah, yeah,
• 57:01
  I've got I've got one, and I'm like, this is such a
• 57:04
  nice piece of tech. I don't want to throw it away. You've mentioned
• 57:06
  this before, but now I'm just like, your phone does the same thing,
• 57:07
  but your phone probably doesn't. Or you got a new phone, didn't
• 57:10
  you? I did? Yeah, yeah, except I don't know how much
• 57:14
  of an upgrade. What do you get it's another Samsung? What one though
• 57:17
  it's an A something and I probably had an S model you gone backwards?
• 57:22
  I have, but I thought I don't know. I mean, I think
• 57:27
  I was looking at the numbers rather than the letters. Okay, yeah,
• 57:30
  but something I discovered it was this doesn't wireless chart. Did you get it
• 57:34
  from the crime market? No, like got it from a man. And
• 57:37
  you want the A twenty one, not the S twenty one. I've got
• 57:39
  a man of very nice van. You're late. I was waiting to smash
• 57:45
  this frog with you and it beeeding my hand. Sorry, I was stealing
• 57:52
  loose grapes at the grocery store. Really you call this stealing loose grapes.
• 58:02
  We were just having fun. Don't get upset, Oh right, stupid Nelson
• 58:07
  always gets upset. He'll probably do something stupid like smash his own camera.
• 58:15
  Look what you made me do? I know? Say get in here.
• 58:20
  The cat's eyes are running. I needed at durbum coming ma, see you
• 58:24
  later, lying Trader. Something in your eye, mister mooch, Well do
• 58:32
  something in my eye? Doo ma, what happened to the curtains? I
• 58:40
  made him into a dress for a karaoke singing, Hey buck, you want
• 58:45
  some ice? Cream. I just hit a major marshmallow vad. I think
• 58:49
  it goes all the way to the bottom. No things, what's wrong?
• 58:53
  Me and Nelson were best friends and now I think he's gonna kill me.
• 58:57
  Puly problem. Hey, you know what they say, Oh, bullies are
• 59:00
  cowards. It's not true. They're brave because they're strong. Then Lisa offers
• 59:07
  Bart mycecream. You were touched on that earlier, but he's too worried to
• 59:09
  eat. You know, he's worried about Nelson. Grandpa just brings up a
• 59:12
  random story. It's kind of like Homer's I like stories. It's just like,
• 59:15
  bullies are brave because they're strong. It's not even a really a joke.
• 59:19
  Then no, but Nelson is now list the jokes like, oh,
• 59:22
  you know, everyone says bullies are actually cowards, but Grandpa's been a contrarian.
• 59:27
  Yeah, forget it. Nelson is now hiding in Bart's locker, and
• 59:30
  there are a couple of members in this episode where it's just like he is
• 59:32
  like that crazy X where it's like you think he's going to be angry.
• 59:36
  Then he's just like, oh but I'm really really sorry. But but it's
• 59:39
  like I can't read you crazy. Yeah, so I can't be with you.
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  It's going to be this much work. And when Bart caught him out
• 59:47
  for he's like, you're fucking mad man. I don't want to be your
• 59:49
  friend with anyone, like you're in the locker, but what are you doing
• 59:52
  crazy? Even like Skinner and charm has want nothing to do with it.
• 59:53
  It's best of we don't get involved. Meanwhile, Homer is crying over Gray
• 59:57
  Stash is a sign photo himself at Lisa is excited. You know, we're
• 1:00:02
  going to finish his book now. And you know what would how would you
• 1:00:06
  feel if Gray Stash died of the day my childhood ended? And I was
• 1:00:08
  just like, yeah, this is sad. I feel like the Sanda thing
• 1:00:12
  for me. That kind of felt like when my childhood ended, when do
• 1:00:15
  you think your child? Can you remember a moment you just sort of realized
• 1:00:19
  nothing's the same anymore. I remember that that day thinking life isn't how I
• 1:00:24
  thought it was anymore. Because you're angry that you felt you'd be lied to,
• 1:00:28
  but you just he disappointed that it's not a thing. This one wasn't
• 1:00:30
  a childhood thing so much, okay, more like a very very early adolescence
• 1:00:37
  thing, because I mean, I mean, I think I knew from an
• 1:00:42
  early heads like I think Mum and Dad might be Santa. It's all right,
• 1:00:45
  you got no problem with that. Likewise, easter budding and tooth theory,
• 1:00:46
  it's all good. But I think you know, it's probably about maybe
• 1:00:52
  eleven or twelve, and you know, people are growing up at different rates,
• 1:00:55
  and you know, as we I think we said earlier, sort of
• 1:00:59
  the social dynam makes ever changing. It's going to like sand beneath your feet.
• 1:01:02
  And I think there occasions when someone that you thought was your friend would
• 1:01:07
  sort of like go related this episode, would go off with someone else.
• 1:01:10
  It's kind of like, wait a minute, well we're not friendzy, what's
• 1:01:14
  going on? Yeah, my male. I was probably overreacting, but I
• 1:01:17
  remember thinking, oh gosh, I'm gonna have there's a bit more to this
• 1:01:21
  life thing that I thought there was only going to be cool and hanging out
• 1:01:23
  with my own what are you talking about, white male? But tends out
• 1:01:29
  to be one of the great joys in life, it does, indeed.
• 1:01:30
  Yeah. But yeah, so I just as I was touching on earlier,
• 1:01:34
  I just hope I just loved that Homer was just like thinking for Lisa here.
• 1:01:37
  You know you in no way was being self just like they've trained us
• 1:01:40
  to think that I was going to do something stupid and wrong and selfish.
• 1:01:44
  Yes, yeah, and you're shocked when he doesn't. That's that's not a
• 1:01:46
  good thing. No, it's not at all. How would you feel if
• 1:01:52
  something bad happened to Greastash? It would be the day my childhood anger come.
• 1:01:57
  I read Angelica was trapped in the stuff o'clock of sandy doom. Time
• 1:02:05
  to choose, Graistash. If you save Angelica, you die. Where are
• 1:02:10
  you stopping? Where almost at the happy ending? No book is gonna make
• 1:02:15
  my daughter said, Time to do what I do best, lie to a
• 1:02:20
  child. Gray Stash looked crumped right in the eye and said, mustache power
• 1:02:27
  exhibs. Oh man, I can't believe you beat me, but you did.
• 1:02:46
  I somehow escaped from the eye glass and now to go on living the
• 1:03:01
  end? Is that really how it ends? What happened to the Mollinical Council.
• 1:03:07
  They went to star Wars Land and fought star Wars. God, you
• 1:03:12
  can read to me anytime now. Lisa won't know about death till it strikes
• 1:03:17
  someone close to her. God's ending is better. It was a really nice
• 1:03:31
  way to wrap that up, wasn't it. I think so, yeah,
• 1:03:35
  that's almost like the little secret she's willing. He was going along with something
• 1:03:37
  and she's going along with her little charade. But everyone's happier as a result.
• 1:03:40
  He thinks it's not a good thing. I just liked it. Now,
• 1:03:45
  the field trip at the tidepools, this has felt like a really random
• 1:03:49
  add on. Yeah. Well they'd run out of that. They realized that
• 1:03:52
  hadn't gone long enough, and it's just like, ah, I guess you
• 1:03:54
  need to I guess we need to wrap up this storyline with Button Nelson,
• 1:03:58
  and maybe we need to introduce some perils. So much happened so quickly.
• 1:04:01
  Yeah, so they almost drowned in the ocean, and then like oh that
• 1:04:05
  almos a rescue and then octopus and there's a dead diver and yeahs so basically
• 1:04:12
  basically they're the tire pools and Nelson picks Bart as his buddy, takeshim away
• 1:04:15
  from everybody else and it again, he takes him into like a cave.
• 1:04:19
  He's like, you're a bad friend, you know you and your like that
• 1:04:21
  I protected you and then but I was like no, you're fucking weird.
• 1:04:25
  You act all nice and you get all crazy of there's something not right there,
• 1:04:28
  and he explains, I've never had a best friend before. And then
• 1:04:30
  all of a sudden they're nearly drowning, and as he said, the octopus,
• 1:04:33
  he steals a diver's yeah snork or whatever. The driver dies, octiples
• 1:04:40
  then steals the snorkel. But then they pass out and they wake up,
• 1:04:43
  And that's like a bit of a Lord of the Rings tribute as well,
• 1:04:46
  when I think when at the end of the first one, if you haven't
• 1:04:50
  seen the first one, yeah, yeah, when Sam Wise falls out of
• 1:04:55
  the boat or he chases him and he's nearly drowning, and then Frodo sort
• 1:04:59
  of like reached then grabbs him, pulls him out. It's the first one.
• 1:05:01
  Yeah, at the end of the Fellowship of the Ring. Okay,
• 1:05:03
  okay, you can't swim. Oh no, and then he rescues him and
• 1:05:08
  all that's right, yes, yes, then yeah, So basically Nelson never
• 1:05:11
  wake up because he never passed out, and he says, no, you're
• 1:05:13
  nothing to me now, you're just bafed to me. So bat then has
• 1:05:15
  a bit of reminiscing back in his bedroom. He grubs out the vests and
• 1:05:18
  says, I never forget the wheat we had we were best friends, and
• 1:05:20
  Nelson rides past saying, ha ha, I touched your heart and that is
• 1:05:23
  the end. And it's also a bit of a brokeback mountain shout out with
• 1:05:26
  the picture. Yeah, yeah, the shirt hanging up and the picture is
• 1:05:30
  very much a brokeback mountain shout out. So okay, I don't know.
• 1:05:33
  Maybe that's trying to counteract some of the weak ass gay eggs that they had
• 1:05:36
  before that, you know, with the whole manmouth kind of deal. Yeah,
• 1:05:42
  but you know, this is what two thousand and six, two thousand
• 1:05:44
  and seven, such things were in vogue, particularly at Simson's HQ. And
• 1:05:48
  then over the credits, I'm assuming we got here a deleted scene. It
• 1:05:53
  feels that way, doesn't it. Yeah, just being sad about Gray Stash
• 1:05:55
  and crying at Moe's and them saying, don't worry about it's a character,
• 1:05:59
  and don't you say his name is he's naming your mouth sounds like dirt,
• 1:06:00
  and no measould ever Outlivey's fictional wizard. So I feel like this would have
• 1:06:03
  been a scene that they probably put in. But it's like, if you're
• 1:06:05
  gonna put it in the credits, why do just put it into the actual
• 1:06:08
  episode? That would make sense. Why add these deleted scenes in the credits?
• 1:06:13
  Just put them in where they were? I agree with you on this
• 1:06:15
  point. Anyway, what do we learn bomb? What you learn from the
• 1:06:19
  episode with the Davis that the name for a bundle of sticks is a yes?
• 1:06:25
  Indeed, I learned that no men should Outlivey's fictional wizard. That makes
• 1:06:28
  sense. Forward, your name will be all right? It's time for the
• 1:06:31
  Guy Davis New Name Championship. Round eight four of this week. We have
• 1:06:35
  the current leader boards standing at in first position, we have Carl Molden on
• 1:06:40
  eight points, Luck McKay on seven points, and Philip J. Hawkins on
• 1:06:44
  five. Take it away. One point goes to a vested development. Ooh,
• 1:06:49
  that is David Mott. Well, I'm David. Is that his first
• 1:06:53
  points? That is not his first points? And that puts David Mott on
• 1:06:55
  three points? Well on David Motzki two points four the Bully Guard. He's
• 1:07:00
  back. Philip J. Hawkins hawk Yes, why he is now on seven
• 1:07:04
  points while I'm in second position and three points goes to full Nelson. Ah,
• 1:07:11
  he's done it again. Look I am your leader. He is,
• 1:07:15
  indeed, he is the leader now outright. He's got three points there,
• 1:07:18
  which puts him in first position on ten points. So now he's gone from
• 1:07:23
  second to first. Luke McKay's on ten, Carl mahle dooing bumped down to
• 1:07:26
  second position on eight, and Philip J. Klawn up there on seven points
• 1:07:29
  in third. What a fascinating race. I guess it's so exciting. It's
• 1:07:32
  very, very exciting. Indeed, when we parted the championship, just going
• 1:07:34
  to be a support of ours on it. Patrio, Let's get into some
• 1:07:38
  male bad questions, bad questions. Bail is here. Harrison mccluel says,
• 1:07:44
  have you guys ever been disappointed or saddened by the ending of a book,
• 1:07:46
  TV show or film. He believes the How I Met Your Mother ended ending
• 1:07:50
  was awful. Hmm. I remember being really disappointed with the ending of Sons
• 1:07:56
  of Anarchy. Oh yeah, I don't want to say what happened. It
• 1:08:00
  was almost like a while ago, but I don't know, I ways spoil
• 1:08:05
  it, but basically the end the story that you were watching for ended in
• 1:08:10
  like the second last episode and the last one was just sort of tread like
• 1:08:13
  like a wrap up, and I was just like, ah, I don't
• 1:08:16
  care anymore. There's so many shows that that would do that, though.
• 1:08:19
  I mean, I remember Game of Thrones did a bit. I mean not
• 1:08:21
  talking about the very very ending, but you'd watch a season and then the
• 1:08:27
  second last episode would usually be like the huge battle, and then the episode
• 1:08:31
  after that, the final episode of the season would be after math of the
• 1:08:35
  last battle and sort of setting the pieces for the next season. Yeah,
• 1:08:40
  yeah, it's like okay, yeah, it would usually be a lot more
• 1:08:43
  subdued and quiet. I remember. I think they did that on a couple
• 1:08:45
  of other shows, maybe on Breaking Bad, certainly a mad Men, I
• 1:08:48
  think they did that as well. I feel bad. I don't really remember
• 1:08:53
  that many sort of finales that that let me down, that disappointed me.
• 1:08:58
  I don't I remember being at the end of season one of Your Honor,
• 1:09:01
  I mean, like, you can't fucking possibly end it this way. Have
• 1:09:04
  you seen Your Honor? I started it but didn't finish it. Okay,
• 1:09:09
  we watched the second season and it was all right, but it's just like
• 1:09:13
  on that first season ending, going I feel so empty inside. Oh,
• 1:09:17
  it's just and I was angry how it ended. It's just like I don't
• 1:09:23
  watch it to be feeling bad. I'll tell you what. Actually, there
• 1:09:26
  was something about the mist oh no, oh yeah, a little bit.
• 1:09:30
  Yeah, I mean we talked about this when we did our movie guys think
• 1:09:32
  of the fog, Yeah, and how the twist at the end. I
• 1:09:36
  felt really sad. I was like, oh man, I felt really sad,
• 1:09:40
  of course, but also kind of like there's a very traumatic incident that
• 1:09:43
  happens and then almost instantly, it's like something that could have resolved, yeah,
• 1:09:49
  renders that. Yeah, And it's like if I was making it,
• 1:09:54
  I would have had like a bit of a gap. I would have had
• 1:09:56
  him sitting in the car and like bemoaning, and then like an hour would
• 1:10:00
  have gone past or something. But for it happened instantly, Like that's kind
• 1:10:02
  of like this is almost too much of a end of a sitcom episode,
• 1:10:06
  didn't it a little bit? Yeah? Yeah. I was thinking of something
• 1:10:11
  that disappointed me recently. It was the Across the Spider Verse. I believe
• 1:10:15
  it's it's the follow up to Endo the Spider Verse, and I think I
• 1:10:17
  knew going in it was like, oh, yeah, this is going to
• 1:10:19
  be a two part but yeah it got to the end, I'm like,
• 1:10:25
  oh, okay, yeah, I know we're gonna have to wait a while
• 1:10:27
  for the for the rest, but it's like this just yeah, this felt
• 1:10:30
  like you've have you not learned? We don't have patience anymore? That's correct,
• 1:10:34
  Yeah, we need patience and I don't have. Right. A couple
• 1:10:39
  more questions we have here, George of power not a question per se,
• 1:10:42
  Well, thank you, George, I asked for a question. But I
• 1:10:45
  love the subplot of this episode. My mum read me Harry Potter as a
• 1:10:47
  kid, and turns out was reading ahead after I fell asleep, just like
• 1:10:51
  Homer had. My mum and I have always bonded over the Simpsons, and
• 1:10:56
  so to have them put forward this story which has happened to us is always
• 1:10:59
  something that I adored, Gray Stash. It is nice when things happening in
• 1:11:03
  your real life. For me, when I like I watched the the the
• 1:11:10
  Homer with the rush rushing the bedtime, I was like, this happened.
• 1:11:15
  But for me the most was like in March being not proud when Barke gets
• 1:11:18
  caught stealing right. I've said how I got caught trying to slip that Disney
• 1:11:24
  Adventures book into the TV guide and Mom was just like so disappointed. I
• 1:11:27
  was like, whenever I watched Marge being proud, I'm like, this is
• 1:11:29
  what happened, as I have such a connection with that episode. Andrew jpr
• 1:11:32
  Man, what's the no what's your favorite fictional book series? These aren't that
• 1:11:36
  well known, but I enjoyed all of them. The Wicked series from the
• 1:11:40
  nineties, Yeah, I love those Wicked ones. Was it Paul Jennings did
• 1:11:44
  Wicked? I think so. Yeah. There's a writer and like named Charlie
• 1:11:47
  Houston. He's written all kinds of novels and comic books and other things like
• 1:11:51
  that, but he did a series of novels based around this character named Joe
• 1:11:57
  Pitt who became he was sort of a low level, big city tough guy
• 1:12:04
  who got turned into a vampire and yeah sort of then worked as a freelance
• 1:12:10
  enforcer slash private detective in the supernatural world. And Charlie wrote like five of
• 1:12:15
  the Joe Pitt novels. I've read them all and I think they're really really
• 1:12:18
  good. I was waiting for someone to turn them into equally cool movies or
• 1:12:23
  a like Netflix series. So yeah, I think it starts with one called
• 1:12:27
  Already Dead, and there's like five of them. That's a cool name for
• 1:12:30
  like an eighties I Already Dead. What would be on the cover or the
• 1:12:34
  poster for that Already Dead? I imagine you've got sort of a black and
• 1:12:39
  white image of Joe Pitt himself. I saw as being played by Colin Farrell,
• 1:12:45
  but it could be anyone and there's a dash of red in there or
• 1:12:48
  something he's like holding a steak or something that's got blood on. Everything else
• 1:12:51
  is black and white, but you've got a dash of red in there.
• 1:12:54
  You go it? Would it be what they call it when it's like it
• 1:12:57
  moves? Oh yeahicular? Because someone brought up on have you been paying attention
• 1:13:01
  last night? The Jack Frost movie from the nineties, This is the Killer
• 1:13:05
  Snowman? Oh yeah? And that had a lenticular As a kid, I
• 1:13:09
  was like, nothing, look scary. Our timelines all out of whack because
• 1:13:14
  we're recording two episodes back in the back. But as we record this,
• 1:13:17
  last night was Halloween, and obviously it was last week and have you been
• 1:13:20
  paying attention that last night? But I was over at my good buddy,
• 1:13:26
  Steve's big Halloween guy. And as I was opening the door to help him
• 1:13:30
  out and handing out trick or trick gifts, gift bags, gift bag,
• 1:13:33
  see gift bags, all other gift bags. Kids love a gift bag.
• 1:13:38
  There was a one of those lenticular pictures behind behind me that had oh,
• 1:13:43
  it's a picture of an it's an old picture of a lady from like the
• 1:13:46
  nineteen twenties or something like that. Then you look at the other way,
• 1:13:48
  Ah, she's a vampire. And some of the kids who would see that
• 1:13:51
  go, oh my god, that's such good picture. I want to go
• 1:13:55
  all that. Next year, I was seeing how much enjoyment the kids were
• 1:13:59
  having. I was like, it's finally happening. Halloween's happening. Yeah,
• 1:14:01
  well, you've got three hundred and sixty four days to do so we have
• 1:14:03
  indeed. Yes, all right, guys, I hope you enjoyed our review
• 1:14:06
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• 1:14:09
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• 1:14:15
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