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Email of Interest - Run on Sentence Man + Old Memories from February 12th, 2026 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: I have an email of interest here if you'd like to.
• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Uh huh, Billson's interesting email.
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  Speaker 2: Oh interesting, all right, just says I was in Salt
• 0:12
  Speaker 2: Lake City Friday for the first time in many years.
• 0:16
  Speaker 2: I immediately tuned my rental car radio to ninety six
• 0:19
  Speaker 2: point three and was rewarded with familiar banter of Kerry
• 0:22
  Speaker 2: Bill and Gina. Unfortunately, the episode was a rerun. I
• 0:27
  Speaker 2: noticed this when the boner candidate included some horrendously racist
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: thing Trump had spread about the Obamas that obviously couldn't
• 0:34
  Speaker 2: be current news. I mean, what would even be the
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  Speaker 2: point of anti Obama fueled racism at this stage? Racism
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: fueled anti obamaism enery. I guess it could be dementia,
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: but that stuff feels current to him, or maybe that's
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  Speaker 2: what passes for nostalgia in a man like that. But no,
• 0:53
  Speaker 2: it must have been a classic episode of the radio
• 0:56
  Speaker 2: from Health program. That's the only explanation. Love run On
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  Speaker 2: Sentence Man. And then I find that this is attached
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  Speaker 2: and there's an old email from run On Sentence Man
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  Speaker 2: from November twenty second, twenty twelve.
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  Speaker 1: Hello, my name is run On sentence Man.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, you may remind remember me from such boner intros
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  Speaker 2: as old timey sales, pitch sexy for the ladies, super happy, positive, upbeat.
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  Speaker 2: If you were listening closely last week, you may have
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  Speaker 2: noticed that these have been getting a lot of airtime lately. Obviously,
• 1:33
  Speaker 2: this isn't because they're any good. It's because I've successfully
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  Speaker 2: infiltrated the Simmons Media computer network with a virus that
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  Speaker 2: plays one of my intros no matter what button carry pushes.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know what this is, what this is about exactly.
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  Speaker 1: It's a long time ago.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe it made sense back then.
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  Speaker 1: Did we have some recorded boner intros? I don't think
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  Speaker 1: we did.
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  Speaker 4: We did at one point some music ones or somehow
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  Speaker 4: were just spoken.
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  Speaker 2: I've spoken, yeah, let me let me go. Look, you
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  Speaker 2: might have some, so he said. But here's a new
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  Speaker 2: one that I want you to play. And this is
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  Speaker 2: in twenty twelve. It's a bluegrass sounding. It would be
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  Speaker 2: to the tune of coming round a mountain or thereabouts.
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  Speaker 2: It's time now for the boner of the day, or
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  Speaker 2: to listen to examples of behavior which are bad, stupid,
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  Speaker 2: or funny, or waste a lot of money or draw
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  Speaker 2: a tear of sadness from the Savior. First we'll get
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  Speaker 2: two stories of poor fools. Then we'll get to listen
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  Speaker 2: to the news. Then we'll get a third, and after
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  Speaker 2: we've heard them, we'll all get a chance to call
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  Speaker 2: and vote and choose. If you're certain lucky voter, you're
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  Speaker 2: gonna win a T shirt that reads Boner. You can
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  Speaker 2: wash it dry or spin it, but only if you
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  Speaker 2: win it by the grace of of something in our sponsor.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that's and I don't I don't have.
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  Speaker 3: Any Well, if that was from twenty twelve that we
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  Speaker 3: weren't here, yeah, that's true.
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  Speaker 4: That was a different It would have been a different computer,
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  Speaker 4: different library.
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  Speaker 1: I do have, Sister Dottie.
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  Speaker 5: This sister Donye Stixon. It's now time for Boner of
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  Speaker 5: the Day. Three news stories examples of bad, stupid or
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  Speaker 5: funny human behavior. You'll decide with your vote who is
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  Speaker 5: the worst, most deserving of the award. No one wants
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  Speaker 5: to win the Boner of the Day boner.
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  Speaker 1: Now that means mistake.
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  Speaker 5: Two candidates now, then a third candidate after the Big
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  Speaker 5: Boy News.
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  Speaker 1: Once you've heard all three, you will vote. One of
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  Speaker 1: you lucky voters.
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  Speaker 5: Will receive I can't buy it gotta win it.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you from?
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  Speaker 5: Hell?
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  Speaker 1: Boner T shirt courtesy?
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  Speaker 2: I remember this now we did have various people. Yeah, yes,
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  Speaker 2: that was kind of a cool thing. We we should
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  Speaker 2: do that again, just you know, get Gurky to do
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  Speaker 2: it and you know, well not today anyway.
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  Speaker 1: That run on sentence.
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  Speaker 3: Man, this this brings up another topic.
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  Speaker 1: Well it made me think of it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's a lot we don't remember.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yes, you know, five days a week for thirty
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  Speaker 2: five forty years.
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  Speaker 3: So we had a lovely student from the University of
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  Speaker 3: Utah in here yesterday who was interviewing us for something
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  Speaker 3: for selling magazine, and she had questions that we can't
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  Speaker 3: answer because.
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  Speaker 1: We don't remember.
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  Speaker 3: I don't remember, and I think maybe we need to
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  Speaker 3: find a time the next I don't know if we
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  Speaker 3: have time tomorrow, but early next week maybe where we
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  Speaker 3: get some questions that she had for us and ask
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  Speaker 3: friends of the program, because you guys remember stuff that
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  Speaker 3: we don't.
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  Speaker 2: You know what occurred to me, Gina that I have
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  Speaker 2: see these books? Yeah, I have thirty years or forty
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  Speaker 2: years worth of these. You're not going to go through that?
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  Speaker 1: Why not?
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  Speaker 3: You were going to sit and go through those?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got I have, you know, and they're I mean,
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  Speaker 2: they're just they're notes of stuff I have to do
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  Speaker 2: during the day, but they're also show ideas or things
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  Speaker 2: that I want to talk about on the show the
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  Speaker 2: next day. And yeah, no, it's not that hard because
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  Speaker 2: you just you can just sort of skim through it
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  Speaker 2: and it'll what show related stuff will catch my eye.
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  Speaker 2: And I think I have I know I have, starting
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  Speaker 2: in like nineteen eighty seven, probably.
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  Speaker 3: Because because she had questions and I felt bad because
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  Speaker 3: like we were like, oh, I don't remember, and I know.
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  Speaker 3: So we have that resource that you have, but our
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  Speaker 3: friends of the program are good resource too.
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  Speaker 2: We also we also have a really thorough blog for
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  Speaker 2: a certain number of years that's available, a daily blog
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  Speaker 2: of the show. Tropos did most of it there some
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  Speaker 2: other people worked on it too, here and there.
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  Speaker 1: I don't know where that is. I think you can
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  Speaker 1: find it on Wikipedia.
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  Speaker 2: I was reading one of them today as a matter
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  Speaker 2: of fact, that I don't think was by a tropost
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  Speaker 2: I forget how I stumbled across. I was looking for
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  Speaker 2: something I can't remember what, and I stumbled across that.
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  Speaker 3: But it's our our fortieth anniversary this year and I
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  Speaker 3: think it's a good time for us to try to
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  Speaker 3: gather some of this information up. And because we've done
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  Speaker 3: so much, we can't we can't remember all of it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, some guy has it right here and yeah, just
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  Speaker 2: radio from Hell dot live journal dot com. There it
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  Speaker 2: is and it's I don't know how I'll click on
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  Speaker 2: it and see how Oh my god, it's.
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  Speaker 1: It's it's there's a lot of it. How far back
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  Speaker 1: it go?
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  Speaker 4: I mean she was asking us questions like when did
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  Speaker 4: we you know, start and all that.
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  Speaker 3: But like when was the first time we were in
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  Speaker 3: the priparade? When was the first time she.
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  Speaker 1: Did ask us that? Yeah, twenty twelve. It looks like
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  Speaker 1: it goes too. It goes to twenty twelve. From where though,
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  Speaker 1: that's all, Well, it hasn't been touched in ten years,
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  Speaker 1: so I mean, when did it start twenty twelve? It
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  Speaker 1: started in twenty twelve.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, to twenty fifteen.
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  Speaker 1: So that's just a couple of years. Good. So that's
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  Speaker 1: not that's not it.
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  Speaker 4: That's a part.
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  Speaker 1: That's a portion of it.
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  Speaker 4: Was it was a writing exercise for a tropos that's
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  Speaker 4: what he said. Well, I'll dig up my resume and
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  Speaker 4: look at it.
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  Speaker 1: No, no, that's for something else. Oh that's for something else,
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  Speaker 1: off Carrie. Sorry. Sorry,