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Card Declined...Re-Insert???? · Armstrong & Getty One More Thing

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  Speaker 1: Card, declined ran cirt. What does that mean? It's one
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  Speaker 1: more thing.
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  Speaker 2: See, I'm shy one more.
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  Speaker 3: So.
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  Speaker 1: I actually is so amused by this old couple at
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  Speaker 1: the urgent carry yesterday. I took notes. O great, so
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  Speaker 1: this will be a decent lead into it. This was
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  Speaker 1: a montage of annoying things people do in public. Oh.
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  Speaker 1: I see that there's a car behind me in this
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  Speaker 1: parking lot. I'm just going to keep walking right in
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  Speaker 1: the middle of the driving area.
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  Speaker 4: Oops.
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  Speaker 1: I'm in the dentist's waiting room and I'm getting a
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  Speaker 1: phone call.
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  Speaker 5: Better put this one on speaker phone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, it's my turn to order after spending over twenty
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  Speaker 1: minutes in line. Gosh, I have no idea. I'd better
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  Speaker 1: start the decision making process right now. Hey, kids, why
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  Speaker 1: don't you run around and scream and climb all over
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  Speaker 1: the chairs while I wrap up this forty five minute
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  Speaker 1: phone call with your uncle Rich.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, guys, let's group up for a photo right in
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  Speaker 3: the middle of this walkway.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me, do you have any cold, stinky, meaty sandwiches
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  Speaker 1: I can bring off my crowded flight. The waiting in
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  Speaker 1: line for a long time to get up to the
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  Speaker 1: register and then people start their decision making. It's always hilarious.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, A beating, A beating, Yeah, because I don't know,
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  Speaker 3: I think it's hilarious.
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  Speaker 2: But a couple of times I've been sitting at airline
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  Speaker 2: gates and that's pretty close quarters with somebody carrying on
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  Speaker 2: a long, loud conversation on the speaker phone, and everybody
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  Speaker 2: is just glaring at them and looking at each other
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  Speaker 2: like somebody gonna say something or you just want to
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  Speaker 2: slap her.
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  Speaker 1: Well, it's not only annoying, it's just I think it's
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  Speaker 1: so amazing to most of us. Who just would I
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  Speaker 1: would be so uncomfortable having a conversation out loud in
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  Speaker 1: front of other people. Yeah, I couldn't do it, even
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  Speaker 1: if it's not about anything personal. It's just it's just
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  Speaker 1: so personal by definition. Yeah, to be sharing this with
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  Speaker 1: everyone is just weird. It makes me wonder what personality
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  Speaker 1: traits I know. I know, as I've always said, I'd
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  Speaker 1: love to know what all personality traits fit together like
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  Speaker 1: that one with whatever their things.
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  Speaker 2: Anyway, so yes, study them at the university level. Is
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  Speaker 2: it obliviousness or ego mania?
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  Speaker 3: What?
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  Speaker 2: I don't know?
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  Speaker 1: Anyway, I met urgent Carre yesterday and got lucky. Henry
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  Speaker 1: had a physical problem and need to go to urgent care,
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  Speaker 1: and luckily it wasn't very crowded. So we're sitting there
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  Speaker 1: in a mostly empty room and I hear the door
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  Speaker 1: open around the corner and some banging and I heard,
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  Speaker 1: damn it, I hit my knee, and then a woman's voice, well,
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  Speaker 1: watch out. Why do they make the doors so heavy?
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  Speaker 1: So I could hear that around the corner. And then
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  Speaker 1: they come through and it's two people in their one hundreds.
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  Speaker 1: It's a guy pushing a woman in a wheelchair. And
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  Speaker 1: I never do figure out if it's a was a
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  Speaker 1: husband wife. I think it was a mother's son, but
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  Speaker 1: they were both so old they were just you were
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  Speaker 1: just in that category of ancient. But I think it
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  Speaker 1: was a mother and son, and he was pushing her.
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  Speaker 1: And they go slowly and loudly up to the desk, uh,
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  Speaker 1: and everybody is watching them because they just never stopped talking,
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  Speaker 1: and it was constantly really loud that they couldn't hear
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  Speaker 1: each other. That was part of it, like you know
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  Speaker 1: happens when you get really really loud. They couldn't hear
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  Speaker 1: each other, so they had to talk really loud to
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  Speaker 1: be able to hear each other. And they got up
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  Speaker 1: there and they asked him questions and stuff like that,
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  Speaker 1: and they went back to their seat with the clipboard,
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  Speaker 1: and she's sitting there. He's he's texting on his phone.
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  Speaker 5: Click click click click click click click click.
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  Speaker 2: Oh had the clicks on.
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  Speaker 1: He had the clicks on, but because he's deaf, I
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  Speaker 1: think he probably doesn't know he has the clicks on.
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  Speaker 5: But it click any click click click click. As he's texting,
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  Speaker 5: and she's filling out the clipboard and like everything is
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  Speaker 5: a question for her. They want to know if I
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  Speaker 5: shouldn't he say, how do I know.
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  Speaker 2: Her?
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  Speaker 1: Every question like that, And then she finally gets a
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  Speaker 1: clipboard filled out and she hands it to him.
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  Speaker 5: What am I supposed to do with it? Well, I
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  Speaker 5: don't know what am I supposed to do with it.
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  Speaker 5: We'll take it up there when we go up there.
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  Speaker 1: So they take it up there, and he pushes her
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  Speaker 1: up to the desk and UH said, don't give it
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  Speaker 1: to me. And they go up to the desk and
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  Speaker 1: they're talking up there, but and he says, really loud,
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  Speaker 1: do you want my copey? I know how worried you
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  Speaker 1: people are about getting paid all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Wow. See, I really like to gin up some animosity
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  Speaker 2: before I see a medical profession.
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  Speaker 1: I like to make I.
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  Speaker 2: Want to make sure they know I don't like you, you
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  Speaker 2: don't like me. All right, now, let's deal with my health.
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  Speaker 1: And a nice young woman working there said, we are
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  Speaker 1: worried about getting paid, but we'll let you know about
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  Speaker 1: that in just a little bit. We have to type
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  Speaker 1: this and everything, so you can go back and sit down.
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  Speaker 1: They head back to sit down, and she said, say
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  Speaker 1: you think it's infected.
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  Speaker 4: God, that's when Henry and I actually we had our
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  Speaker 4: heads down at that point, and we're trying not to
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  Speaker 4: be obviously laughing because we're both our shoulders are shaking
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  Speaker 4: because she screamed, so I think it's infected, and he said,
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  Speaker 4: and she said, it's all.
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  Speaker 1: Red and runny.
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  Speaker 5: Oh, And he said, I know it's infected. That's why
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  Speaker 5: we're here.
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  Speaker 1: Well, that's, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Simple truth there.
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  Speaker 1: So then, and that's why I wanted to play the
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  Speaker 1: thing from earlier about things annoying people do in public.
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  Speaker 1: She says to him, what time does the Eastern buffet?
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  Speaker 5: And do you think we're gonna get to Linda's on time, says,
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  Speaker 5: I don't know caller, So she gets out her phone
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  Speaker 5: and dials up Linda on the speaker phone.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, and they have a long conversation, really loud, on.
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  Speaker 5: What time's the buffet and Linda, I'm an urgent care.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's all runny and red. I think it's infected.
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  Speaker 2: Whatever it is, it ain't good and I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to know.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: They have this loud conversation about that. Again, Just who
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  Speaker 1: are you that wants to that doesn't hold it up
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  Speaker 1: to your ear and tell that personality trait? To me,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a very private guy, So it's just so weird to.
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  Speaker 2: Me, right right. I know my wife is much more
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  Speaker 2: willing to speak in tones that can be heard about
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  Speaker 2: what's happening, whether in that moment or in our world.
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  Speaker 2: In that kind of sharing is good way that I'm
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  Speaker 2: the opposite. I don't even if I want to know
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  Speaker 2: what time it is, I'm going to.
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  Speaker 1: Ask you quietly exactly. And I always like these people
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  Speaker 1: and they're having this conversation is really loud. Sometimes they are.
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  Speaker 1: It's people that are completely aware that you're listening in,
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  Speaker 1: and they kind of give you they've raised your eyebrows,
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  Speaker 1: like how about that or whatever? Yeah, so you realize
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  Speaker 1: that if your conversation is loud enough for me to
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  Speaker 1: hear and participate in, I can't do anything else. You're
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  Speaker 1: aware of that, right, nut jobs. Anyway, the end of it,
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  Speaker 1: before we got called in, I really like they get
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  Speaker 1: called up for the they get called up for the
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  Speaker 1: kope and he's up there, and then all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: I hear him yell. And this is when I went
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  Speaker 1: laugh really loud, and Henry started having He said, I
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  Speaker 1: wrote it down.
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  Speaker 5: Card decline? What does that mean? Card incline declined? Reinsert?
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  Speaker 5: What does that mean?
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  Speaker 1: Means exactly what it said? Card? Oh, I wonder how
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  Speaker 1: that whole thing ended. We got called in. I have
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  Speaker 1: no idea how long it lasted. I hope she got
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  Speaker 1: her red running infected something or other looked at, taken
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  Speaker 1: care of. Can you imagine what life is like at
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  Speaker 1: their home? Are there other people there that have to
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  Speaker 1: like live this their entire lives?
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  Speaker 3: Can you imagine them driving together the vaccine riving?
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  Speaker 2: Oh? But the fact that that's some people's comfort zone
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  Speaker 2: is what really amazes me. That if they lived a
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  Speaker 2: more like my relationship with my wife reality where like
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  Speaker 2: they're almost never ever voices raised. How freaked out they
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  Speaker 2: would be by that?
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  Speaker 1: Were they just loud or were they old and deaf?
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  Speaker 1: They were old and deaf, okay, but my parents are
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  Speaker 1: somewhat old and deaf. They don't yell everything. Yeah, they
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  Speaker 1: have to ask to you know, repeat, you have to
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  Speaker 1: repeat stuff sometimes or whatever. But I don't know, God,
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  Speaker 1: I would, honest to God, would love to be able
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  Speaker 1: to follow them around and see what is your life like?
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  Speaker 1: What does your house look like? How do you support yourselves?
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  Speaker 1: I mean they struggled with lots of stuff, and that
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  Speaker 1: part of that's just age, I guess card decline ran sir,
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  Speaker 1: But I mean is everything like that? Every trip to
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  Speaker 1: the grocery store? And how do you how do you
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  Speaker 1: have a driver's license, how do you pay your how
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  Speaker 1: do you do anything? Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: You know, I will My study is going to eliminate
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  Speaker 2: the elderly factor. I just I want to know about,
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  Speaker 2: like the prime of life person who has that loud
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  Speaker 2: speaker conversation in public wherever you like the dentist offic example,
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  Speaker 2: is I really I don't know what combination of obliviousness
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  Speaker 2: or egomania it is. I really can't even guess.
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  Speaker 1: I think it would be helpful to us to understand,
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  Speaker 1: you know, our culture and our politics and everything like that,
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  Speaker 1: to to more clearly nail that down. What is going
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  Speaker 1: on with the I walk in the middle of the
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  Speaker 1: parking garage cars wondering how to get around me. I
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  Speaker 1: have loud speakerphone conversations, just all these different things that
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  Speaker 1: kind of fit together. I think I bring smelly food
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  Speaker 1: on a plane right right.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder seriously if it is one of those psychological
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  Speaker 2: blind spots that you can have if you're either I mean,
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  Speaker 2: because autism is barely understood at this point, we're just
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  Speaker 2: scratching the surface. But I know multiple people who are
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  Speaker 2: almost certainly or definitely on the spectrum who have autistic
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  Speaker 2: kids as well. And I wonder if, like the gal
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  Speaker 2: I'm picturing with her loud GD conversation.
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  Speaker 1: Right as all of us are like, what the hell
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  Speaker 1: is she?
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  Speaker 2: Like? Can't perceive how out of bounds that is? Is
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  Speaker 2: it not like a personality flaw at all. It's just
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  Speaker 2: a lack of awareness, a blind spot that I can't
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  Speaker 2: imagine being, you know, as private as private can be.
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  Speaker 2: Usually I don't know. If you know, please text us
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  Speaker 2: or email us.
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  Speaker 3: Yesteh, I's just all of the its bringing up all
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  Speaker 3: of these things or making me think of moments where
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  Speaker 3: I've just been like jumping out of my skin lately.
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  Speaker 3: And the latest one I was at the doctor's office.
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  Speaker 3: Way you know that that nasally noise when you're like
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  Speaker 3: it's like the snort when they're like trying to This
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  Speaker 3: is so gross, when you're like trying to suck snot
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  Speaker 3: back up into your nose.
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  Speaker 1: Oh boy, you know what I'm talking about. It's not
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  Speaker 1: it's not like a simple but.
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  Speaker 2: It's like that it's a little whistley.
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  Speaker 1: Oh my god.
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  Speaker 3: This woman was sitting our chairs were our chairs were
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  Speaker 3: back to back, and boy, I don't know, she was
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  Speaker 3: sitting there for maybe ten minutes in the waiting room.
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  Speaker 1: I got up and moved I.
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  Speaker 3: Couldn't. And every time she did it, Drew laughed because
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  Speaker 3: Drew knew I was about to like, Oh, yeah, explode, Welcome.
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  Speaker 1: To my misophoonia nightmare. Oh. I've sat in situations like
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  Speaker 1: the before where I'm so close to explain. Oh you're fucking.
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  Speaker 4: God.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I'm like sitting there and I looked at Dreman,
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  Speaker 2: like my blood pressure is gonna be so frecking nied.
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  Speaker 1: Or in this room you're like, oh, I thought I
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  Speaker 1: was gonna lose it. But in there and you're like
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  Speaker 1: two hundred over one hundred and seven? What happened the
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  Speaker 1: snotty woman in the waiting room. But it's like it
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  Speaker 1: was very loud and.
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  Speaker 3: It was just repetitive, and it's like, had I done
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  Speaker 3: that when I was a kid, my mom would have
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  Speaker 3: knocked my head off.
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  Speaker 2: Excuse me, excuse me. I will give you twenty dollars
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  Speaker 2: right now to blow your nose.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I thought I was.
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  Speaker 1: I'll hold the tissue like your little kid, just blow it.
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  Speaker 1: Anything to get you to stop doing that, please.
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  Speaker 5: God declined.
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  Speaker 1: Reinsert. What does that?
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  Speaker 2: Right? Goodness?
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  Speaker 1: You know, if your conversation is loud enough for me
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  Speaker 1: to hear, it's loud enough for me to participate in.
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  Speaker 1: That's what you should have been the rule.
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  Speaker 2: Oh wow, you know I've heard people who do that.
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  Speaker 2: They join in. They did you ask her whether she
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  Speaker 2: could do it?
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  Speaker 5: Tuesday?
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you should make Linda wait. I love that. Well,
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  Speaker 1: I guess that's it. Linda's been cooking all day, What
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  Speaker 1: the hell? What about her needs?
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  Speaker 2: Who are you? Well, I'm part of the conversation. You
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  Speaker 2: asked whole