Latest / overslept w/ chris laker / the fun squirrel - sep 25 2026
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- Chris Laker: I'm trying to decide. Studio light? No studio light. Studio light. I think I like studio light, but then it gets a little weird sometim it might get a little weird. I turned off center stage. That follows me around like this. Like sometimes the the computer will shift and it'll like be kind of goofy. But I'm gonna leave on Studio Light, I think. And if you don't like Studio Light, you can tell me. Sound off in the comments. there's too many places to comment. You can email me. If you're like Studio Light is fucking trash, Don't put it in a center stage song. I see it's like moving, it's stupid. This is the stuff that's built into the Mac book air. And I I would assume pro. I don't know. I haven't touched the Pro. It's too expensive. I'm I'm still an airman. Just letting you in on the process, I record this on Riverside, after I'm done recording, it comes up with an AI description that is insane. It is the fucking worst. It does not understand me what I'm doing or the tone or i it's I would read it to you, but I would fucking cringe to death Maybe tomorrow I'll do it. I'm not prepared to do I just thought of that. have it prepared. is this an opening for a show? last night I did a show I did a show at Lyric Hyperion. last night, Jenna Friedman and Friends. Fun show. If you were there, you didn't say hi to me. Cause I was hanging out front with my friend from college who just happened to be there. But maybe you were there and didn't want to say hi to me. I understand that. I don't think I would go up to somebody and say hi, I listened to your podcast. I'm trying to think maybe I would. You should. unless you don't want to. you're welcome to, but if you don't want to, understand. But great show, fun time, good to see an old friend. I hang out with him all the time though. It wasn't like I hadn't seen him in a long time. I saw him on I went to Mike D with him on Monday. I'm gonna get into the news. Michigan woman who posted AI photo of Lake America sweatshirts no longer CEO. I sorta remember this story. It was from the other day where she was apologizing to the Canadians 'cause wherever she works does business with Canada and she posted this Lake America thing, I don't know, the tone of it. You're a CEO, don't post bullshit. And now I'm sure she'll be some like right wing hero. She'll be on Fox News talking about she'll probably get a show on Fox News. Or at least like Newsmax or or One America that's the lowest one. Newsmax That's what Fox News really wants to be. One America News is just that's amateur hour If you've been accused of sexual assault, Newsmax will love to hire you. in my opinion, I believe they have at least two hosts that I know of who were accused of that. And it seems that that's a thing they like there. But I believe the CEO, or ex CEO, if she chooses to lean into that, can get some type of hosting gig. You don't need a lot to host any look at me hosting this. this could be on One America News if I was saying, this is fucking ridiculous. This is cancel culture. I'm not saying someone should get fired for posting a Lake America sweatshirt, but I guess a CEO. don't post on social media like ever. you can just make jokes to your friends. Governor Landry declares state of emergency over high diesel prices ahead of harvest. He's the governor of Louisiana, Governor Landry. I don't know the names of every governor. but Governor of Louisiana, Landry declaring a state of emergency. he supports the president who has said These high gas prices ain't no big deal. it sounds like he's going against the president by declaring a state of emergency. maybe he'll start getting angry truth social posts. Eleven year old Florida boy arrested, ordered to appear in court for electric dirt bike. Everywhere kids are just whizzing by me on electric bikes, with electric scooters, They're annoying, but at the same time, I know if I was a kid, I'd be going crazy for the electric bike and the electric scooter. I get it. It's just annoying as fuck in a park. here it's lawless. You can just do whatever the fuck on these things. I don't know if they're ever gonna regulate it. I think if like somebody dies, I'm surprised nobody's been hit and killed or someone hit by a car. maybe it's happened and the electric bike And electric scooter companies have swept it under the rug somehow. Doesn't sound like anybody's gotten hurt, but that is a motorcycle now in Florida. Florida's got more regulations than California. Can you believe the freedom we have here in California to ride an electric bike anywhere you want? You can ride it on the sidewalk, you can ride it in the street, you can ride it in a hospital, you can anywhere. You're allowed to ride that electric bike. in Florida, no, you can't. Eleven-year-old boys got to go to court. Sounds like government overreach. I mean, I wouldn't mind a little overreach with the electric bike. Not today, but what's gonna happen? The kids are still gonna ride in the park. it's fine. they haven't hit me yet. I've just been startled a few times. Supreme Court allows Trump administration to expand database for potential voter purges. so we all just have to register to vote before every election now. 'Cause they're gonna delete everybody. they just don't want anybody to vote? It's like, hmm don't like the sound of that. People voting. Yeah. Public opinion. Mm, that's not good. All right. And we're here now. Why do we keep voting for who's supposed to be here? We did it once. Let's stop now. And the Supreme Court's like, yeah, I guess, yeah, it's a good idea. We are mostly compromised in some way. In my opinion, in the opinion of me speaking now, I'm saying most of the Supreme Court is compromised in some way. I don't know that for a fact. I mean we know for a fact that there's some pretty big gifts being given to some people or have been given to some people. In my opinion they're compromised. sixteen hundred baby teeth found in clandestine grave in Zacapu, Michoacán It's in Mexico. sixteen hundred baby teeth. I don't know how many teeth a baby has. That sounds like it must be from a lot of babies. It's a clandestine gray so don't say they find the body parts. It could be just the baby tooth collection. It's probably means there's a lot of dead babies that were I don't know. Why are you killing a bunch of babies It's pretty gruesome shit. I don't really want to look much further into it. Nolan Wells autopsy found no water in lungs. Data was deleted from his phone the day he disappeared, experts say. Dude's like an 18-year-old football player going to some island in Mississippi. they said he drowned, but there's no water in his lungs, and then stuff was deleted from his phone. I guess it's the fact they were trying to rule it just an accident or a drowning when they found his body, and then there's no water in his lungs. And he's a black kid, and I think people were warning him that this island in Mississippi that yeah, Horn Island, I don't know anything about but th people were warning him that it was racist I don't know. But he's dead and doesn't sound like he drowned if there's no water in. They found his body in the water and he didn't drown. And data was deleted from his phone, here's the thing that I worry about if I'm ever murdered is then they're going through your phone, dude. that's fucked up. I understand you're trying to find information. If I'm murdered, I really don't want you to go through my phone. you're not gonna find the murderer on my phone. Leave my phone alone. My phone should be disposed of properly. that should be cremated. Me, I don't care what you do with me. Bury me, cremate me, you US mortgage rates top seven percent for first time in twenty months. twenty months. That doesn't sound like that long to me like this is the highest it's been twenty well it's like all right. I don't know what mortgages are supposed to be. I don't I don't shop for homes. I look on Zillow rentals when I'm looking for my next dream home. sometimes I'll look in Zillow, you how much this house cost? But I don't mortgage calculate. I don't care if I ever own a home. I love an apartment. I just and to own an apartment, does it really feel like you own the apartment? You don't own the building. You own air inside the walls of a building. Sort of. I get you make you can make money off of it. I want my money now. I don't want it in the future. I'm not the The one who saves you know there's like the story I forget what it is. The w the one saves the for the winter, the other one doesn't, and then and just has a nice time, enjoys enjoys himself, and then the winter comes, doesn't have the the nuts for winter, the squirrel. Then you you gotta go to the squirrel with the nuts. Hey, can I have some of your nuts? And then the squirrel gives some nuts. So I say I heard that. I'm like, that I wanna be the squirrel that has fun and just says, Hey, can I get some of your nuts now? seems like a better deal than the one worrying about the nuts all this. So I don't care about the mortgage rate. See the studio light thing keeps changing my shirt. I should stop doing that. I'm not gonna turn it off right now because it'd be too abrupt, but I'm gonna go no studio light. I don't need your input anymore. I don't think. But i if you unless you like it, unless you love the studio light. Again, studio light. No studio light. See I kinda like that. But the The shirt will change a little bit. You know, I don't have professional equipment. It's a MacBook Air, not a MacBook Pro. Maybe that doesn't happen with the MacBook Pro. You're also not supposed to just record video like I mean, it's not made for that. It's made for, you know, Zoom calls and shit. But I I don't care. It's fine for me. I mean like w do I why would I want like do you need like the best camera to just for me just sitting in my bed, like looking at my phone? I don't this good enough. But mortgage rates are at seven percent. So if you're looking for a house, that's where they're at. hasn't been that highest in in twenty months. So maybe wait a month and they'll be six percent, which, you know, depending on the house, could be a lot of money. Man who was shot during twenty twenty four Trump campaign rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, has died. I saw this yesterday and it didn't say he died from his injuries. that happened a while ago and he was severely injured. He's he's seventy six, which isn't like old, old, but a lot of people die at seventy six. I noticed that because my father died at seventy six. So when I see other people die at seventy six, I'm like, it's like my dad. Ozzie Osborne, seventy six. don't know if he died f from his injuries just over time or for some other reason. he was severely injured during the staged assassination attempt of Donald Trump. Staged, in my opinion, people are saying. I'm not it's not a fact. It wasn't staged, but I think it was staged. that's a conspiracy theory. I'm not a real conspiracy theorist I won't argue that with somebody. But I kinda think maybe. But yeah, probably not too. Someone like was here's the evidence absolutely that it wasn't stable. All right. I'm not invested in it. I'm not not Alex Jones pounding on a desk. And yeah, probably wasn't. I'm not let's just let's just say it wasn't.