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Show me the Trillions · The Jeffrey and Brian Show

• 0:07
  Audio shared by Testecleese: And now's the time when things are shifting.
• 0:10
  Audio shared by Testecleese: There's gonna be a new world order.
• 0:13
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm leaving.
• 0:18
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Who are fake news?
• 0:21
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I am not suicidal!
• 0:24
  Audio shared by Testecleese: We'll circle back with you directly. I can circle back, I'll circle back with you.
• 0:29
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:32
  Audio shared by Testecleese: Do not come.
• 0:34
  Audio shared by Testecleese: I'm gonna…
• 0:36
  Testecleese: Hello, and welcome to episode 339 of the Jeffrey and Brian Show. I am Jeffrey.
• 0:42
  Brian McFadden: And I'm Brian.
• 0:44
  Testecleese: Oh, just two guys drinking some beer, sorry, what's going on? We have our, recurring guest back with us once again, Guapo. He has been busy out there slaying the beast, keeping everyone safe.
• 0:57
  Testecleese: Or, slaying the beast, or are you making the beast with two backs?
• 1:01
  El Guapo: Oh, no, it's just, you know, living life.
• 1:10
  El Guapo: Math is mathing right now, okay?
• 1:14
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:15
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:15
  Testecleese: Well, remember all that shit that went down when they tried to get Trump for classified documents?
• 1:21
  Testecleese: And then they ignored Joe Biden, who didn't even have… there wasn't even… at least the argument with Trump was, he was president, he could declassify by simply thinking it.
• 1:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:30
  Testecleese: As far as Joe Biden was VP and had a Corvette full of classified documents when he wasn't even in office anymore.
• 1:38
  Testecleese: And I don't know if ever… everyone, yeah, who listens regularly, remembers…
• 1:45
  Testecleese: But, basically, they decided not to press charges. Was it the Mueller?
• 1:49
  Brian McFadden: he was…
• 1:50
  Testecleese: Not mule.
• 1:50
  Brian McFadden: competent.
• 1:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, they said he was incompetent and didn't realize what was going on. And it's like, well, we're gonna keep him in office and say he's sharp as a tack.
• 1:57
  Testecleese: Well, a judge has…
• 1:59
  Testecleese: has come out and stopped Joe Biden from releasing the recordings of those interviews with that, what.
• 2:06
  Brian McFadden: No, no, Joe Biden was trying to stop the release of his Ghostwriters recording.
• 2:13
  Testecleese: That's right, that's right, that's right, my mistake.
• 2:15
  Testecleese: Where he admitted… where he was spitting out all of this classified information.
• 2:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:21
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:22
  Testecleese: So yeah, Judge has put an end to that, those are gonna be released, I guess, or…
• 2:27
  Testecleese: I don't know if they're gonna be released so much as other…
• 2:30
  Testecleese: Law enforcement agencies can see them.
• 2:33
  Brian McFadden: They have the ability to release it now, and now…
• 2:36
  El Guapo: That's gonna be classified information on the conversation, that's the other thing, too, you know.
• 2:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:42
  El Guapo: Unless Trump declassify, declassified.
• 2:47
  Testecleese: that… that's… that's an excellent point, how you go… just like when they did the… they took the pictures of the classified… they just put classified cover folders on the stuff for Trump.
• 2:56
  Brian McFadden: I think what this boils down to is… the Biden crew…
• 3:02
  Brian McFadden: And staff didn't want these recordings to be released because they'd hear how incoherent he was on the actual recordings. That's my theory.
• 3:10
  Testecleese: You think it's more of that than the fact that he's dropping top-secret stuff? Yeah. That's… that's a fair theory, actually.
• 3:18
  El Guapo: But…
• 3:19
  Testecleese: The Dems already threw him under the bus.
• 3:22
  Testecleese: I mean, his wife threw him under the bus to sell her book, you know?
• 3:26
  Brian McFadden: Because she wanted the book sales.
• 3:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, let's be rea…
• 3:31
  El Guapo: No, just, his, press secretary is still defending him.
• 3:35
  Testecleese: Well, who's gonna read that… who's gonna buy that book, honestly? The people that were gonna buy the book were gonna buy it anyway?
• 3:41
  Testecleese: And the people that weren't gonna buy the book still aren't gonna buy it.
• 3:44
  Testecleese: No. You're not gonna get Republicans to go out and buy this book because she admits that Joe was incoherent in babbling.
• 3:51
  El Guapo: Even Democrats are not gonna buy it. Look, okay, we already know the answer.
• 3:53
  Brian McFadden: Well, normally the books are bought by
• 3:56
  Brian McFadden: labor unions in the mass to, like, make the numbers go better, and then they.
• 4:00
  Testecleese: Funded by…
• 4:01
  Brian McFadden: And they never actually get read by anybody, they just get put in somebody's storeroom.
• 4:06
  Testecleese: like, Hillary's book, but here's the thing, dude, is… I don't know how her book is doing, but if USAID's not funding this stuff.
• 4:14
  Testecleese: Well, I don't know, did you notice what happened in South America after USAID got shut down?
• 4:19
  El Guapo: Everybody went right.
• 4:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, every… every… half the freaking continent turned red.
• 4:25
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, it makes more sense.
• 4:28
  Testecleese: air.
• 4:29
  Testecleese: It's like, oh, yeah. Well, that's the thing, though, pushing, like, transgender studies in Pakistan, it's like, why are we paying money for this garbage, you know?
• 4:37
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 4:39
  Testecleese: Anyway, we talked about this a while ago, when they…
• 4:44
  Testecleese: The first group of people that was arrested in the Antifa terror group
• 4:49
  Testecleese: After it was listed as an international terrorist organization, and we said, these guys are gonna get fucked hard, because they're gonna make an example.
• 4:55
  Brian McFadden: This happened in Texas.
• 4:57
  Testecleese: Yes, well… well, check this out!
• 5:01
  Testecleese: The ringleader got 100 years…
• 5:04
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:05
  Brian McFadden: Hold it?
• 5:07
  Testecleese: Whoop?
• 5:07
  Brian McFadden: How old is he? Is he gonna last 100 years in prison?
• 5:11
  Testecleese: He's 19! And here's the thing, is he looks like he was rode hard and put to bed wet. He looks like he's, like, 47 years old and working his whole life. You know, like, working physically hard.
• 5:25
  Testecleese: But, no, everyone's like, oh, this is out of control, this is ridiculous, this was a peaceful protest, Rashida Tlaib called it a bullshit sentence. They fucking threw explosives, got cops to come out and investigate what was going on, and then shot a cop through the neck with a rifle.
• 5:41
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 5:43
  Testecleese: Yeah, that sounds like a 100-year prison sentence to me. Somehow, the cop survived a rifle round through the neck.
• 5:49
  El Guapo: What was it, 556?
• 5:52
  Testecleese: Maybe, but I mean, 556 is, your most common.
• 5:56
  El Guapo: I was surprised.
• 5:57
  Testecleese: semi-automatic rifle.
• 5:58
  El Guapo: Yeah, it's a 22 round, basically, but
• 6:01
  El Guapo: Ugh, is intended to win, not kill.
• 6:05
  El Guapo: But it's a 308 of, .
• 6:08
  Testecleese: But yeah, but through the neck, does it…
• 6:10
  Testecleese: It threw the neck, I almost said.
• 6:12
  El Guapo: Yes, artery there, so…
• 6:15
  Testecleese: Or, yeah, or you bleed into your lungs because you can't, you know what I mean?
• 6:18
  El Guapo: Yeah, I mean, 556 will still do damage, too, because it's gonna tumble inside.
• 6:24
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, that's the same theory with the 22, is that tiny little round, it'll…
• 6:29
  Testecleese: It'll go in your shoulder, it'll come out your ankle, you know what I mean?
• 6:34
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 6:35
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm not sure what size, what caliber they were using.
• 6:39
  Testecleese: If this guy survived a .308 to the neck, then that means, basically they missed with the shot, and he got burned real bad with a close graze, you know what I mean? Because, like you said, Guapo, a .308…
• 6:51
  Testecleese: What might have taken his head off if it hit the right spot.
• 6:54
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 6:56
  Testecleese: Which is what they say killed Charlie Kirk, isn't it? Which brought up a lot.
• 6:59
  El Guapo: Video.
• 6:59
  Testecleese: controversy.
• 7:00
  El Guapo: Studio 6.
• 7:01
  Testecleese: 30? Okay, oh, I'm sorry, a .306, even more powerful rifle.
• 7:04
  El Guapo: Yeah, the first one.
• 7:05
  Testecleese: I have a lot of theories that that would have done way more damage, and the bullet would have come up the other side.
• 7:11
  El Guapo: Yeah, that was, that's a first military, round.
• 7:18
  Testecleese: That was the M1 Garand, was a .30-06. That's a monster of a rifle.
• 7:23
  El Guapo: Yeah, and then when the military went to 308, when the military went to 308, a lot of ex-military went to cops, and that's why cops loved the 30-8.
• 7:31
  Testecleese: I got a 308.
• 7:32
  Testecleese: I like it for…
• 7:34
  Testecleese: shoot, I can bear hunt with this thing, and it's… one shot, you know what I mean?
• 7:40
  Testecleese: Let alone a… Jesus. Can't imagine firing something that big at a person.
• 7:45
  Brian McFadden: I can get a bear hunting tag this year.
• 7:47
  Testecleese: Are you going to?
• 7:49
  Brian McFadden: Don't know yet. I don't even know about a good year, honey.
• 7:52
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you're gonna… I mean…
• 7:54
  Testecleese: I got a bear tag my first year here, and…
• 7:56
  Testecleese: Didn't see a single one during hunting season when I was out with a rifle. They were fucking everywhere! You know? It's like Bugs Bunny flips the sign that says duck season, you know what I mean?
• 8:10
  Testecleese: I had the same issue with deer, they were all over my yard as soon as it was hunting season.
• 8:15
  Testecleese: It's like they know.
• 8:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 8:20
  Testecleese: Alright, so the Obama Presidential Center has been delayed and over budget.
• 8:26
  El Guapo: Again.
• 8:26
  Brian McFadden: But it's open now.
• 8:28
  Testecleese: It is, and I just laughed, because this is the same shit they was screaming at Trump for about the ballroom.
• 8:35
  Testecleese: And I'm like, you guys… they're like, well, that… at least the Obama, Presidential Library, or whatever it is, isn't taxpayer money. I was like, neither is the ballroom!
• 8:45
  Testecleese: People just don't understand this.
• 8:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, I had a look at the… the building was kinda ugly to me.
• 8:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh, there's no windows on it, because it's in the south side of Chicago.
• 8:56
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 8:56
  Brian McFadden: They're gonna get blown out.
• 8:58
  Testecleese: Yeah, get sh… exactly, shot up.
• 9:00
  Testecleese: There's a bunch of script, like, writing on the side of the building, like.
• 9:05
  Testecleese: carved into it, I thought it was strange.
• 9:08
  Testecleese: Apparently, the engineer's defending the design. I was like, whatever. To me, it just looks…
• 9:12
  Brian McFadden: It's odd.
• 9:13
  Testecleese: It looks like some fucking… yeah, it looks like some secret underground government facility that no one's supposed to know what's happening in it, you know what I mean?
• 9:21
  Testecleese: No one ever comes in or out of it.
• 9:26
  Testecleese: oh.
• 9:30
  Testecleese: The kid who's alleged are accused of setting that Palisades fire.
• 9:36
  Testecleese: Is, they, they, deadlock mistrial.
• 9:44
  Testecleese: They couldn't prove he lit the fire. And a lot of stuff was taken out of evidence, which, honestly, I agree with.
• 9:51
  Testecleese: his views and opinions on Trump and Luigi Mangione had nothing to do with whether or not this kid set a fire.
• 9:59
  El Guapo: Right.
• 10:00
  Testecleese: But he all but admitted that he started this fire.
• 10:05
  Testecleese: So there's been a mistrial, which probably means another trial, unless the prosecution's gonna drop the case, right?
• 10:10
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 10:14
  Testecleese: Speaking of, there's been a warehouse fire going on for over a week in Los Angeles.
• 10:22
  Testecleese: Alright. I… I got a good laugh out of this, cause, was it Pritzker?
• 10:27
  Testecleese: Pratt, Pratt. I always… I don't know why I confuse the two. Pratt, the guy who tried to run out on a Republican ticket, but then said, I have all you guys dead to fucking rights now.
• 10:37
  Testecleese: Came out and he said, nice job, Karen!
• 10:40
  Testecleese: Because Karen Bass, Karen Bass, the mayor, is asking Houston to fly firefighters out to help.
• 10:48
  El Guapo: Why do you need to.
• 10:49
  Testecleese: Oh, why do you need to call Houston instead of…
• 10:52
  Testecleese: another city in… Yeah, but why not just… yeah, why not get the next fire department, the next borough over, you know what I mean?
• 11:00
  Testecleese: I can't tell me that all of Los Angeles doesn't have enough firefighters to put out a warehouse fire.
• 11:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 11:08
  Testecleese: They've completely mismanaged this fire management thing.
• 11:12
  Testecleese: It blew up in their fucking faces, and then they let it happen AGAIN.
• 11:17
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 11:18
  Testecleese: And of course Pratt's pissed, because that's the only reason why he ran for office, was because his fucking house burned down, and he's still not even allowed to go to his own property to, like, clean it up and make it livable.
• 11:29
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 11:31
  El Guapo: More than that one.
• 11:33
  El Guapo: Democrats gonna vote really more than who.
• 11:38
  Testecleese: Oh, gay is a big one.
• 11:40
  Testecleese: The, you guys hear about all these earthquakes that happened?
• 11:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. In Venezuela?
• 11:45
  Testecleese: Well, Venezuela…
• 11:46
  El Guapo: Japan, and .
• 11:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, San Francisco.
• 11:49
  El Guapo: San Francisco.
• 11:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they all happened, like, at the same time.
• 11:55
  Testecleese: Venezuela had 2 of them, I think it was a 5-2 and a 5… I'm sorry, yeah, 5-2, 5… no, 9-2, 9-4, something like that?
• 12:03
  El Guapo: Do you think it's for the solar flex, solar.
• 12:07
  Testecleese: the solar storm might have had something to do with it, that's exactly what I was thinking.
• 12:11
  El Guapo: magnetic fucking…
• 12:14
  Testecleese: Massive burst of electromagnetic energy.
• 12:16
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 12:17
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 12:18
  Testecleese: And especially, as I've been talking about for years, the magnetosphere's been weird.
• 12:23
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? If it just let this stuff…
• 12:24
  El Guapo: The son's getting… it's not getting younger, dude.
• 12:28
  Testecleese: Well, it's fucking magic.
• 12:30
  El Guapo: For that, we fuck.
• 12:31
  Testecleese: A couple hours ago, I say a couple hours ago, I got one report that after these two quakes hit, there were around 235 confirmed dead in Venezuela. Then, like, 2 hours later, it was up to 920 confirmed dead.
• 12:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 12:46
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise! Did you see the video footage?
• 12:51
  El Guapo: Sweet.
• 12:53
  Testecleese: destroyed, buildings ripped in half, you saw rubble with, like, fingers wiggling with people trying to get help, and it was like, wow, this is really horrifying and… depressing.
• 13:05
  Testecleese: I did hear an interesting theory, though, that this was some kind of space weapon.
• 13:10
  Testecleese: from China.
• 13:12
  Testecleese: in response to the Strait of Hormuz, and how they lost 50% of the oil production, so they went and basically shut down all of Venezuela's oil production for…
• 13:22
  Testecleese: at least a little while with these earthquakes. I don't necessarily believe it, but it was a fun theory.
• 13:28
  El Guapo: Unfortunately, you know, out of this strategy, it's gonna bring more jobs, and…
• 13:36
  Testecleese: The United States military has already showed up to help.
• 13:39
  El Guapo: Yeah, same with the Salvador, 7 people over there, too.
• 13:44
  Testecleese: It's just… it's just crazy. 920, as of last time I checked, and that was hours ago.
• 13:51
  Testecleese: Jeez Louise.
• 13:53
  Testecleese: And…
• 13:56
  Testecleese: I don't know if we're gonna keep bringing this up or not, but Caitlin Clark's getting her ass kicked again on the court.
• 14:00
  El Guapo: Oh, yeah, see, that's… I heard… I just saw this, this, the, the prayer got suspended.
• 14:07
  Testecleese: Fifth.
• 14:08
  El Guapo: That's a throat puncher? Yeah, that's a fucking, battery charge right there, dude.
• 14:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, she full-on punched her in the throat, and if you check… if you watch it from a different angle leading up to that, she kneed her in the crotch first, and then came down with a punch in the throat when she was on the floor.
• 14:29
  Testecleese: Is it… what I'm seeing everywhere is because she's a straight white girl. Is that seriously what this is about? Or is this because she's better than them?
• 14:37
  El Guapo: It's better than it happened to be white.
• 14:41
  El Guapo: And… and their fucking ruthless plan, dude, like, is… Oh, yeah.
• 14:46
  Testecleese: Leave it to women to fight. Women, at least.
• 14:49
  El Guapo: You don't beat me.
• 14:49
  Testecleese: the shit out of each other, and it'll be over with, and they'll go have a beer. These women will keep clawing each other's eyes out for the next two years.
• 14:55
  El Guapo: Like the 70s, 1970s NBA, dude. They used to fight, dude, they used to…
• 15:00
  El Guapo: They used to clean it up for everybody to watch and stuff.
• 15:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, back when, like, Bird and Parrish were playing.
• 15:07
  El Guapo: for the.
• 15:07
  Testecleese: Celtics, you know what I mean?
• 15:08
  El Guapo: Yeah, it used to be fucking… they used to be almost the same, to beat up each other.
• 15:12
  Testecleese: But they got rid of all of that stuff, because that's not what basketball is. The elbow to the eye is…
• 15:18
  Testecleese: you know.
• 15:20
  Testecleese: generally, if it was obviously intentional, you would, you know, get a foul to the today, anyway. Especially, I mean…
• 15:27
  Testecleese: Brian, did you see this throat punch?
• 15:30
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 15:31
  Testecleese: So, Clark is on the court, right? On her back. Knew the sponge was coming! Actually, like, covered up to protect herself.
• 15:38
  Testecleese: She comes in.
• 15:40
  Testecleese: Decks her right into the throat, and then… and then put her… all of her body weight on the fist to pick herself up off the court and go back to playing basketball.
• 15:48
  El Guapo: Oh, usually the whole image, another girl step on her leg or some shit like that, too.
• 15:54
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 15:54
  El Guapo: Thank God.
• 15:55
  Testecleese: like, jeez.
• 15:56
  Testecleese: I was like, what did this girl do to you that, you know what I mean? Right.
• 16:01
  El Guapo: Jealousy's jealousy, dude! That's all it is.
• 16:05
  Testecleese: What, jealous of what? Her talent?
• 16:09
  Brian McFadden: And she's white.
• 16:10
  El Guapo: Oh, and everybody…
• 16:12
  Testecleese: Sure, bro.
• 16:13
  El Guapo: I took the…
• 16:13
  Testecleese: We go over.
• 16:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 16:16
  Testecleese: I mean, I…
• 16:17
  Brian McFadden: She actually, I don't know why they're all pissed off, is because if they're gonna make more money, it's because of Kaitlyn Clark, because she actually brought fans into the stadiums.
• 16:26
  Testecleese: See how excited?
• 16:27
  Brian McFadden: she is.
• 16:27
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 16:29
  Testecleese: It's like, oh, this girl's actually good at basketball. You know, I'm not making fun of Angel Reese. She… don't get me wrong.
• 16:34
  Brian McFadden: She's not bad.
• 16:35
  Brian McFadden: She's not that.
• 16:36
  Testecleese: my ass on one-on-one. Not even a question about this, okay? But you know what?
• 16:42
  Brian McFadden: Evelyn Clark brought…
• 16:43
  Testecleese: I ain't Duncan either.
• 16:44
  Brian McFadden: energy with her to WNBA that was never before in the WNBA. It was like a… they were, like, on life support from the NBA before Kaitlyn Clark showed up.
• 16:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, they almost became, lucrative.
• 17:00
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 17:00
  Testecleese: It's funny, the other day I was watching Futurama.
• 17:03
  Brian McFadden: She actually had to move some of her games.
• 17:05
  Brian McFadden: in the bigger stadiums, because there was that much demand to see… Yeah, they're actually selling out.
• 17:11
  Testecleese: Exactly, and it's like, now you're gonna go and make this so that nobody wants to watch it just get beat? Or is that the thing? They want people to come watch the game BECAUSE she's getting beat up.
• 17:22
  Testecleese: But it was funny, I was watching Futurama the other day, and it was when they were on the Amazon planet with the giant women.
• 17:29
  Testecleese: And,
• 17:31
  Testecleese: Like, oh, we play basketball. We know dunk, but better fundamentals, more fun to watch, and everyone just laughed at him.
• 17:42
  Testecleese: Alright, where are we?
• 17:46
  Testecleese: This got passed last year and goes into effect on the 1st.
• 17:50
  Testecleese: Idaho is going to use a firing squad to execute child sex predators.
• 17:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay.
• 17:59
  Testecleese: I got no problem with that at all.
• 18:03
  Testecleese: At all.
• 18:04
  Testecleese: If you're gonna be…
• 18:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, if you could be diddling kids, I say we put two rounds through your chest and fire a blanket at you at the same time, you know what I mean?
• 18:13
  Testecleese: Brittany?
• 18:14
  El Guapo: Beer came back, fuck it.
• 18:18
  Testecleese: That's just… that seems like so much work. Like, honestly, you can reuse a rope just as easily.
• 18:22
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 18:24
  Brian McFadden: The news?
• 18:25
  El Guapo: You talk about the news, not talk about the guillotine.
• 18:28
  Testecleese: I know, I know, that's what I'm saying, is you could reuse a noose over and over again, a guillotine… yeah, you can reuse it, but the thing is, it keeps… what was it? There was a test done way back during the French Revolution, the French Terror, where the word terrorism was invented.
• 18:41
  El Guapo: You know, what was the last time you got used?
• 18:43
  Testecleese: But yeah, they found out you were actually, like, conscious for, like, 8 seconds after your head had been decapitated that way, because it's such a clean cut.
• 18:50
  El Guapo: No, you know the last time what it was used?
• 18:54
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, I used to know this.
• 18:57
  Testecleese: more reasons.
• 18:58
  El Guapo: Oh.
• 18:59
  Testecleese: Yeah, I was gonna say, it's more recent than anyone realizes.
• 19:01
  El Guapo: 1970.
• 19:05
  Testecleese: Not in my lifetime, but my father was alive when people were decapitated by a guillotine.
• 19:11
  El Guapo: It happened a lot.
• 19:12
  Testecleese: This one here, I wasn't gonna share…
• 19:15
  Testecleese: But I had… because I had read an article about it, then I saw a YouTube video about it, and I got a…
• 19:20
  Testecleese: I laughed, basically. Then the wife shared it to me, so I was like, okay, okay.
• 19:24
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 19:25
  Testecleese: I think it's, like, Oklahoma or something? Like, Broken Bow… Yeah, Oklahoma.
• 19:34
  Testecleese: This crazy bitch.
• 19:35
  Testecleese: had beef with some woman working at Arby's and spit in her food, like, all the food she ordered.
• 19:42
  Testecleese: Gave the woman herpes!
• 19:44
  El Guapo: Oh, wow!
• 19:46
  Brian McFadden: You're going to prison for life.
• 19:48
  Testecleese: And that's the thing.
• 19:49
  El Guapo: Saliva?
• 19:50
  Testecleese: Yeah, they're like, well, how do you… how do you… how do they know that this… it came from this Arby's?
• 19:57
  Testecleese: Because apparently the woman who spat in her food was bragging.
• 20:00
  Brian McFadden: bragging about it online.
• 20:02
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 20:03
  Testecleese: So they went and checked the video footage, they have the video footage. Problem is, she fed these sandwiches to the rest of her family, like, children.
• 20:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, that's fucked up.
• 20:13
  El Guapo: Well, I think… no, is it not probably open-cut wound, like, you know, like, brush barrel that the kids do?
• 20:21
  Testecleese: Welp.
• 20:23
  Testecleese: Oklahoma's one of those states that several years ago decriminalized intentionally spreading VD.
• 20:29
  El Guapo: I'll be back.
• 20:31
  Testecleese: Because I don't know if you guys remember, but, like, late 90s or early 2000s, people were putting the hypodermic needles in gas pumps, remember, with, like, AIDS blood in them?
• 20:38
  Brian McFadden: Yep, and then what about the Halloween trick-or-treats?
• 20:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, I've heard about that, but I've never heard of that actually happening.
• 20:45
  Testecleese: Like, no one really puts razor blades in apples, you know what I mean?
• 20:49
  Brian McFadden: You could.
• 20:51
  Testecleese: You could, but…
• 20:53
  Testecleese: What kind of kid's gonna get an apple trick-or-treating and not chuck it through the window of the house? You know what I mean?
• 20:59
  Brian McFadden: The healthy… healthy get it.
• 21:04
  Testecleese: Trick or treat? You, Joe's trick, apparently, asshole.
• 21:11
  Testecleese: You guys had a tornado, I heard.
• 21:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, this happened before I moved to Michigan. My brother was here, and my wife was already here at the time.
• 21:19
  Brian McFadden: This, tornado hit within,
• 21:23
  Brian McFadden: 20 minute… 20 miles of my… the house I'm living in right now.
• 21:28
  Brian McFadden: And it…
• 21:29
  Testecleese: ease.
• 21:29
  Brian McFadden: It wiped out a lot of people's homes and stuff like that.
• 21:34
  Brian McFadden: And, they applied for federal disaster aid, but the, FEMA denied it.
• 21:42
  Testecleese: Did they give a reason, or just…
• 21:45
  Testecleese: No.
• 21:49
  Brian McFadden: They said,
• 21:55
  Brian McFadden: Let me see here… No, it doesn't.
• 22:01
  Brian McFadden: Provides…
• 22:02
  Testecleese: Interesting. Usually they give you a reason if it's…
• 22:05
  Testecleese: So, maybe they're just saying it wasn't enough damage, I guess? I don't know.
• 22:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think that's what it was. It wasn't wide enough spread damage.
• 22:13
  Testecleese: So individuals might be able to get help, but Michigan's not gonna get help.
• 22:18
  Brian McFadden: There's low…
• 22:18
  Testecleese: No, it'.
• 22:19
  Brian McFadden: It's available from the SBA, blah blah blah, but yeah, FEMA has said no.
• 22:27
  Testecleese: You think this could be in retaliation to what happened in North Carolina under Biden?
• 22:34
  Testecleese: No. That hurricane and all that… yeah, all that hurricane and all that damage, and they're like, no, we're not going to the house, we're not gonna help the house with the MAGA sign, because fuck that guy, it's like, whoa, that's messed up.
• 22:48
  Testecleese: And you guys are trying to do this moratorium on these, data centers, and I'm not sure why, because there should be plenty of uninhabited land in Michigan, right?
• 22:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, the problem is, they're not putting it in an uninhabited land in Michigan, they're, like, trying to put it into, like.
• 23:04
  Testecleese: Detroit?
• 23:05
  Brian McFadden: the cities are in communities that, like, around us, you know? I'm like…
• 23:11
  Brian McFadden: And this also means that the electric companies already asked for huge rate increases without the data centers, and all these data centers in these communities are getting… somehow getting community tax breaks, and not having to pay their full electric bill that they should be paying.
• 23:30
  Brian McFadden: So not only do we have to pay.
• 23:32
  Testecleese: anymore.
• 23:32
  Brian McFadden: electricity here in Michigan.
• 23:34
  Brian McFadden: We have to pay for their water and their sewage extra for the plants, because the cities that wanted them so bad, not the actual population of the people in the cities, but the governments want this extra money coming in, but they're giving them a million dollar… millions in dollars in tax breaks.
• 23:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, but you have to understand, too, just like what went with AOC when she chased Amazon out of New York City.
• 23:59
  Testecleese: Tax break doesn't mean they're handing You got it?
• 24:02
  Brian McFadden: They're still bringing in taxes.
• 24:04
  Testecleese: No, they're not quiet.
• 24:05
  Brian McFadden: Loud as shit. If you're a neighbor to a data center, you're fucked.
• 24:10
  Brian McFadden: The property tax value just plummeted in value when they put a data center in.
• 24:17
  Testecleese: Hold on.
• 24:18
  Brian McFadden: You can't live next to a data center.
• 24:22
  Testecleese: Well, it's what's interesting is…
• 24:23
  Brian McFadden: You're not gonna be able to sell your house next to a data center, either.
• 24:26
  Testecleese: Nobody's gonna wanna buy it.
• 24:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 24:30
  Testecleese: West Virginia has allowed a couple of them, and… Really, really rural mountainous areas.
• 24:36
  Brian McFadden: The place they're trying to put them in here are not as rural as they want people to believe they are, you know?
• 24:43
  Testecleese: Well, not only are they putting them in super rural places.
• 24:47
  Testecleese: They're making these companies build their own power plants, and waste management, and water pumps, and everything.
• 24:54
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's fine, I don't have a problem with that.
• 24:56
  Testecleese: Just so this doesn't happen.
• 25:00
  Brian McFadden: That's not what's happening in this.
• 25:02
  Testecleese: No.
• 25:02
  Brian McFadden: That's why there's so merit more… many…
• 25:05
  Brian McFadden: Cities or fi… townships and cities are finally… the population is starting to rise up.
• 25:11
  Brian McFadden: And put these moratoriums in place, like, hey, we need to think about this more before we actually do this shit.
• 25:18
  Testecleese: Maybe they should do it in Detroit, I mean…
• 25:20
  Brian McFadden: Because here's… the problem is.
• 25:22
  Brian McFadden: The data center people, the companies that are doing the data centers, they know all the laws very well, and they've already pretty much got them approved before they even come before the local governments and the local citizens.
• 25:36
  Brian McFadden: So by the time the citizens find out about it, and the local governments find out they want to do it in their area, it's already too late. They've already got all the building permits proved, and it's already a done deal.
• 25:48
  Testecleese: Well, yeah.
• 25:49
  Testecleese: That's the problem, is your average citizen is ignorant to what's going on around them. They know more about what's going on federally than what's going on in their own community, you know what I mean?
• 25:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 26:00
  Testecleese: And this is what… how many times have we mentioned doing this? That your local government affects your life so much more than the federal government. Yeah. Like, my life didn't change that much under Joe Biden, except groceries went up significantly. When it got up to, like, 9% inflation?
• 26:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:18
  Testecleese: Which I laugh about, because you're like, oh, inflation's so bad. I'm like, it just hit 3% under Trump. I was like, it was up to 9 under Joe.
• 26:26
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 26:27
  El Guapo: Well, that's the thing, people forget to realize it doesn't come back down, it just keeps going up, up, up.
• 26:32
  Brian McFadden: It never goes back to the previous point, you know.
• 26:36
  Testecleese: No, that's a prime example… hold on, I got it right here… prime example of that…
• 26:42
  Testecleese: is why I have this $100 trillion.
• 26:44
  Brian McFadden: Oh, here we go, he finally found it!
• 26:46
  El Guapo: Hmm.
• 26:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was in Virginia, waiting for me.
• 26:51
  Testecleese: $100 trillion dollar bill, because they just kept printing money.
• 26:55
  Testecleese: when I bought that, I exchanged 5 US dollars for it, because it was legal tender at the time.
• 27:03
  Testecleese: They abandoned that monetary system, now people are selling these things for, like, 50 bucks, which I thought was crazy.
• 27:08
  Brian McFadden: Sell it.
• 27:10
  Testecleese: I think it's needed to have a $100 trillion bill from Zimbabwe.
• 27:13
  Testecleese: The, the Reserve Bank of Zimbabwe, $100 trillion.
• 27:18
  Brian McFadden: You can triple your money now.
• 27:20
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 27:22
  Testecleese: Well, I just laughed, like, oh, Elon Trust, the first… Elon Musk's first trillionaire. He's like, no, he's not, bitches! I'm a hundred trillionaire!
• 27:30
  Testecleese: Which, by the way, is no longer a trillionaire. The, the value of SpaceX dropped back down after the initial.
• 27:36
  Brian McFadden: Yep, yep, I don't think we got it in here, but I saw that article, you know, that…
• 27:41
  Brian McFadden: he's not a trillionaire anymore, because… and we knew this was gonna happen, it always happens with IPOs, especially IPOs like this.
• 27:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, very famous.
• 27:49
  Brian McFadden: Way overinflated from the get-go, you know?
• 27:52
  Brian McFadden: Everybody wanted in on this IPO, so we knew that the value was gonna go down. Short-term, but I guarantee long-term, it goes back up. If you want to play the long-term game, and hold on to your shit, you're gonna make a killing in the long run.
• 28:07
  Testecleese: That's actually a big reason, because I was thinking about buying right away.
• 28:11
  Testecleese: But I was like, it's just gonna surge up and crash down, and then come back slowly.
• 28:16
  Testecleese: Come back up over the next, fuck, 30 years?
• 28:20
  Testecleese: So, now I'm gonna have another look, and… because it went from, like, $110 a share to, like, $180 a share in, like, 2 days or something like that, right?
• 28:26
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 28:29
  Testecleese: Now I'm interested in actually buying some.
• 28:32
  Brian McFadden: And it's low now, it's lower now, so now's the time to get it, get in. Buy low, sell high.
• 28:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's the idea. It's not always that easy.
• 28:42
  El Guapo: And…
• 28:43
  Testecleese: You're not dropping $10,000.
• 28:45
  Brian McFadden: But you're buying SpaceX here, you're buying…
• 28:48
  Brian McFadden: You're buying multiple aspects of Elon Musk's companies. You're buying Starlink.
• 28:53
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 28:54
  Brian McFadden: And you're buying the satellite… you're buying the rocket company.
• 28:58
  Testecleese: air.
• 28:59
  Brian McFadden: I think in the long run, they're gonna lose a lot of profitability.
• 29:04
  Testecleese: Not unless some kind of weird global law comes down about, private businesses launching satellites. But if that were to happen.
• 29:13
  Brian McFadden: But even if that's the case, you've still got… he's got so many… it's gonna affect Amazon more than it's gonna affect Starlane, because he's got all his satellites in the sky. He can… he can maintain this internet, rural internet, worldwide.
• 29:28
  Brian McFadden: For, you know, the foreseeable future, you know? I'm living on Starlink's internet right now.
• 29:34
  Testecleese: The reason why his Starlink works so well, though, is because they're in low orbit, they're not way up.
• 29:40
  Brian McFadden: And he just got approval to put them in lower orbit.
• 29:44
  El Guapo: Goddamn, that's so close.
• 29:45
  Testecleese: As long as you can keep them orbiting and not falling, because we just had one that wasn't…
• 29:51
  Brian McFadden: Thank you!
• 29:51
  El Guapo: falling.
• 29:52
  Brian McFadden: Right now, the max for Starlink is 400 megabits per second.
• 29:57
  Brian McFadden: But since they just got approval to do lower orbit, they're thinking they may be able to get up to, like, gigabit internet through satellite now.
• 30:06
  Testecleese: Wow. I mean, yeah, even… what, you said how many megabits?
• 30:10
  Brian McFadden: 400 is the max you pay for now.
• 30:13
  Testecleese: So you could still stream a movie on that?
• 30:16
  Brian McFadden: I'm only on the 200 megabit plan, and we're doing fine on the show and everything, and…
• 30:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. There's a 100, a 200 plan, and a 400 megabit plan.
• 30:29
  Brian McFadden: And I'm very happy with the 200 megabit plan.
• 30:34
  Testecleese: Well, my biggest concern about lowering the orbit even more is that
• 30:38
  Testecleese: what was it, like, 5 months ago, 3 months ago? The United States… there was a satellite falling out of orbit.
• 30:45
  Testecleese: It was… And the United States Navy used it as target practice to shoot it down from orbit.
• 30:52
  Testecleese: proving a point. We talked about this when we picked off that satellite. It was gonna fall to the earth anyway.
• 30:58
  Testecleese: But at least now we made sure it land in the, Pacific Ocean.
• 31:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 31:03
  Testecleese: How fucking terrifying is that, though, that we're picking off shit from orbit?
• 31:08
  Testecleese: with a… with a fucking Navy cruiser.
• 31:11
  Brian McFadden: Riot.
• 31:12
  Testecleese: Holy firepower, Batman!
• 31:16
  El Guapo: Yeah, like, I remember that time they were making fun of the Navy, like, oh, why you have to… why you have to have a clear sky? Because we want to see it, you know?
• 31:25
  El Guapo: We don't have to have a clear sky.
• 31:28
  El Guapo: We just want to see it blow it up, you know?
• 31:32
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, exactly, you don't have to shoot it out of the sky, but we can show the entire world that we CAN.
• 31:38
  El Guapo: You bet.
• 31:38
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 31:39
  El Guapo: I just, like, we were waiting for clear skies so we could see it, like, okay.
• 31:44
  Testecleese: Now, for my… this was not a 5-inch deck gun, by the way, that…
• 31:47
  El Guapo: Picked this thing off.
• 31:48
  Brian McFadden: No, it was a guided missile.
• 31:49
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 31:50
  Brian McFadden: Amazing.
• 31:50
  Testecleese: United missile. A million dollar missile.
• 31:54
  Testecleese: Yeah. But, geez, that just lets you know…
• 31:57
  Testecleese: Granted, it was only moving at this, terminal velocity.
• 32:02
  Testecleese: But, I mean, if we could pick off a satellite, which, let's be real, how big is… honestly, how big is a satellite that orbits you?
• 32:07
  Brian McFadden: Right. Yeah.
• 32:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, it'll fit in my living room, if it's…
• 32:11
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy.
• 32:12
  Testecleese: Unless it's, like, a military setup.
• 32:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 32:15
  Testecleese: And they picked this thing off, like, geez, good luck with your ICBMs. This is why Russia and China are moving into hypersonic missiles.
• 32:23
  Testecleese: Because that's what the United States has been doing with a lot of their stuff, is they've been firing their… they've been keeping the missiles close to the ground, above radar range.
• 32:33
  Testecleese: And now, you know, instead of going into orbit with an ICBM, they're firing hypersonic missiles that… by the time radar finds it, it's already there, you know what I mean?
• 32:46
  Testecleese: Which, I get a good laugh for the term hypersonic. What exactly does that mean?
• 32:51
  Testecleese: Like, what is that compared to Super Sonic?
• 32:55
  Testecleese: You know? I mean, I understand supersonic just means faster than the sound. What… was hypersonic at least Mach 5? I don't know, you know?
• 33:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 33:07
  Testecleese: Oh, this is… this is interesting. Okay, so the 19th is…
• 33:11
  Testecleese: what, a piece of the population calls Juneteenth? I believe it's officially recognized federally now, right?
• 33:17
  Brian McFadden: Now, Biden signed that in as a national holiday when the slaves in Texas found out they were free.
• 33:24
  Testecleese: Yes, which I…
• 33:28
  Testecleese: I understand that's when word finally got to everyone, but when the law was passed, that's when things.
• 33:32
  Brian McFadden: Way before that.
• 33:33
  Testecleese: Versus… when it was… you know what I mean? This is something people don't understand, but fine, whatever.
• 33:40
  Testecleese: West Virginia does not recognize Juneteenth, instead we have West Virginia Day.
• 33:47
  Testecleese: Yes, very cool. Use the federal holiday to celebrate West Virginia.
• 33:51
  Testecleese: And, the governor went out to, one of these cities out here, and there's a reason why I shared this one, I don't remember why. Oh! He was there for the unveiling of one of these murals.
• 34:03
  Testecleese: That they're doing for $2.50?
• 34:07
  Testecleese: There are murals all over the area here.
• 34:10
  Testecleese: like… 100-year-old buildings that have fresh paintings on them. This is, like, a big deal thing,
• 34:19
  Testecleese: I think this has a lot to do with West Virginia trying to rebrand itself as a tourism state.
• 34:24
  Testecleese: Because this is a good way for them to bring in money.
• 34:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 34:29
  Testecleese: I'm…
• 34:30
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, right now is bike week, so is motorcycles, dirt bikes, and bicycles everywhere. They're opening a new…
• 34:39
  Testecleese: bike trail tomorrow.
• 34:42
  Testecleese: A couple weeks ago, it was Porsche… Porsche week.
• 34:47
  Testecleese: has to be at least several hundred, if not at least a thousand people that own Porsches drive right past my house for, like, a week long, and there's a hundred of them in a row.
• 34:58
  Testecleese: going 80 miles an hour, you know what I mean?
• 35:01
  Testecleese: They love these mountain roads.
• 35:05
  Brian McFadden: Of course.
• 35:06
  Testecleese: Meanwhile.
• 35:07
  Brian McFadden: They go fast, and die.
• 35:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they're designed for these curves, but the problem is if you don't know where the curves are, it doesn't matter how great your vehicle is, right?
• 35:16
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 35:18
  Testecleese: Thing is, you'd think they should bring in enough…
• 35:21
  Testecleese: tourism to bring in money, because this stuff happens. And right now, the county I live in, Webster County, has got a $3 million jail debt.
• 35:31
  Testecleese: Because back when this place was, run by Democrats, they privatized the prison system.
• 35:36
  Brian McFadden: Of course I did.
• 35:37
  Testecleese: So, yeah, we're… We're paying more than we should per prisoner, and the… What happened was…
• 35:44
  Testecleese: They privatized the prison system, because there weren't that many inmates, and it was cheap and easy, but then they decided to… when the Republicans took office, they decided to crack down on the methamphetamine and the fentanyl.
• 35:55
  Testecleese: So now all the people that were producing and distributing the stuff are sitting in prison, and it cost a TON of money.
• 36:03
  Testecleese: Which, it's cleaned up most of the state, honestly. It's still the number one state for, opioid abuse.
• 36:09
  Testecleese: But it is WAY less than it used to be, and overdoses are way down, too.
• 36:16
  Testecleese: But remember, too, if you live out in the middle of nowhere, and there's literally nothing for miles.
• 36:22
  Testecleese: Sometimes people start doing drugs to entertain themselves instead of, climbing trees, you know?
• 36:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 36:33
  Testecleese: Here we go, you… Oregon!
• 36:35
  Testecleese: Has, the, the collecting signatures, citizens are…
• 36:40
  Testecleese: to get something on the ballot that's gonna happen on the vote, I think it's on the 2nd?
• 36:45
  Testecleese: of July.
• 36:47
  Testecleese: They want to ban hunting, fishing, and pretty much any…
• 36:51
  Brian McFadden: I thought that was California.
• 36:54
  Testecleese: Whoa… Oregon wants to go further than that and include, like, cattle ranching.
• 37:00
  Brian McFadden: Oh, God.
• 37:00
  Testecleese: And sheep farming, because it's all cruel to the animal.
• 37:06
  Brian McFadden: Whatever.
• 37:07
  Testecleese: And, well, this is what the people trying to bring this up, put it on the ballot, even the Democrats won't go near this one.
• 37:13
  Testecleese: Like, are you fucking nuts? If you get rid of cattle ranching in Oregon, it's like, how much is a cheeseburger gonna cost when you gotta get it from Texas?
• 37:21
  Testecleese: Right. You know? And, yeah, the Democrats are like, your fish populations are gonna go out of control, then they're all gonna die, it's gonna…
• 37:28
  Testecleese: poison the entire watershed, you're gonna have too many deer running around. How many people go to Oregon just to go big game hunting for, like, elk and moose?
• 37:40
  Testecleese: Like, it's a big tourism thing.
• 37:46
  Testecleese: It's just… it's wild listening to the things that they're trying… these folks are trying to push sometimes, while they're ignoring
• 37:52
  Testecleese: Actually humans being murdered down the street from them, you know?
• 37:55
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 37:58
  Testecleese: I don't know, I thought… I only heard about this today.
• 38:02
  Testecleese: I thought it was very interesting.
• 38:04
  Testecleese: Because I know it'll destroy the ecosystem.
• 38:07
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 38:08
  Testecleese: That's why most people that aren't into hunting at all, and, like, love animals, are still cool enough with hunters, knowing
• 38:15
  Testecleese: That they're keeping the population in control, because you get too many deer.
• 38:19
  Testecleese: Right?
• 38:20
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 38:21
  Testecleese: All of a sudden, they're eating all the foliage.
• 38:24
  Testecleese: Which means you don't have anything new coming into the earth to grow new crops.
• 38:28
  Brian McFadden: Zhang.
• 38:29
  Testecleese: Then you end up with deer shit everywhere. Then the deer starve to death, and they die, and their rotten carcasses are everywhere.
• 38:38
  Testecleese: I know it sounds dumb, but the population's adjusted to these things. How many get killed every year?
• 38:44
  Testecleese: by predators.
• 38:45
  Testecleese: And if you go and just remove a giant force like this, it changes things drastically, and it takes the environment DECADES to adjust.
• 38:53
  Brian McFadden: Sure does.
• 38:55
  Testecleese: That's why when hunting laws change, it's very, very slow.
• 38:59
  Testecleese: Massachusetts made this mistake several years ago with turkeys. They banned turkey hunting because they were running out of turkeys.
• 39:06
  Testecleese: It got to the point where you couldn't walk to your car without having to kick a turkey out of your way, and I'm not even exaggerating when I'm saying that, because these toms are mean, they will come and get you away from the hens, you know?
• 39:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 39:18
  Testecleese: And then finally, like, okay, go start shooting the turkeys. Now the turkey population's under control. But they were… they were killing small dogs, they were destroying people's home farms…
• 39:28
  Testecleese: when I… like I said, when I was living in Massachusetts for the second time.
• 39:32
  Testecleese: There were so many… you drive down the street I lived on, I would… and it was…
• 39:37
  Testecleese: maybe a quarter mile long, the entire road. I would have to… and I lived in the middle of it.
• 39:43
  Testecleese: I would have to stop twice to let 20 turkeys cross the road. Now, I don't know how experienced you are with turkeys, Brian.
• 39:50
  Testecleese: They don't just cross the road, they stop and stand in front of you and look at you.
• 39:55
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 39:57
  Brian McFadden: We've got some wild turkeys nearby in this… in the area, so we see them all the time in the fields.
• 40:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they probably get hunted every year, right?
• 40:05
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 40:06
  Testecleese: By even children. By children, I mean minors, not a 5-year-old.
• 40:11
  Testecleese: I say that, I think West Virginia will allow a 5-year-old to hunt turkey during the kid shoot.
• 40:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, they let… they let kids go out turkey hunting, business, two turkey seasons. They let the kids go out, like, a week early.
• 40:26
  Testecleese: Before everyone else gets to go turkey hunting the first time, which is pretty cool.
• 40:30
  El Guapo: That's good.
• 40:31
  Testecleese: Yeah, so next year, if my little girl is, responsible enough, I might take her out turkey hunting.
• 40:39
  Testecleese: They're not everywhere here, though.
• 40:41
  Testecleese: I mean, they're around, I've seen a couple, but…
• 40:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 40:45
  Testecleese: I used to see more turkeys…
• 40:48
  Testecleese: Getting to my car in the morning to go to work.
• 40:51
  Testecleese: Than I've seen since I've moved to West Virginia.
• 40:54
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 40:56
  Testecleese: Lot more deer here, though.
• 40:58
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, we got millions of deer here in Michigan, too.
• 41:03
  Brian McFadden: You even see them during the daylight around here.
• 41:06
  Testecleese: That's the thing, is everyone assumes that they're not up during the day. They are, they just typically eat in the morning and evening.
• 41:13
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. That's when they're most active, in the evening and mornings, yeah.
• 41:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, but they're awake all day, they're just not in your yard eating your crops, you know?
• 41:26
  Testecleese: This is… this is an interesting one I saw.
• 41:30
  Testecleese: Jersey's looking to do a reparations bill.
• 41:33
  Testecleese: And I know we keep talking about these, But the…
• 41:38
  Testecleese: The same question we bring up every time is what stumped all these people pushing…
• 41:43
  Brian McFadden: Preparations.
• 41:44
  Testecleese: The reparations bill, is who is going to pay it, and to whom?
• 41:50
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 41:52
  Brian McFadden: And I think…
• 41:52
  Testecleese: and…
• 41:53
  Brian McFadden: I think I saw an article where, one, Place got stopped.
• 41:58
  Brian McFadden: By the federal government on the reparations process, because they said, wait a minute here.
• 42:03
  Testecleese: It's racist.
• 42:04
  Brian McFadden: Yes, exactly.
• 42:06
  Testecleese: And I understand it was racism that brought this whole thing up to begin with, I get that, but more racism isn't gonna fix prior racism.
• 42:14
  Brian McFadden: And we're not the last country, or the first country, to deal with slavery.
• 42:19
  Testecleese: Well, what got me was this one dude's answer was, they're descendants of slave owners.
• 42:25
  Testecleese: And the guy…
• 42:27
  Testecleese: you know, interviewing, he goes, alright, bud, alright, man, well, what's your name? And he goes, you know, George Jefferson, or something like that.
• 42:33
  Brian McFadden: She's an attendant of a slave owner, or a.
• 42:35
  Testecleese: No, that's what got me was, no, chances are, if you're a black American who's here, whose family was here for slavery, you are more likely to be the descendant of a slave owner than I am a white person in this country, because a very small percentage of the population actually owns slaves.
• 42:51
  Testecleese: However they were known, like, the name Jefferson is a very black name these days, isn't it?
• 42:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 42:56
  Testecleese: Yeah. Do you know why?
• 42:59
  Brian McFadden: The own slaves.
• 43:01
  Testecleese: Thomas Jefferson fucked his black slaves!
• 43:05
  Testecleese: So, it's like, you're a direct descendant of Thomas Jefferson. You were the one who's supposed to be paying the reparations here, you know what I mean?
• 43:12
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 43:13
  Testecleese: And you bring this argument up to people, and they just get angry at you. It's like, well, I don't know what to tell you. It's like, your argument was descendant of slave owners. You are the descendant… just like what was it,
• 43:22
  Testecleese: Oh my god, the one from The View.
• 43:25
  Testecleese: And a Navarro.
• 43:26
  El Guapo: I wasn't… The lawyer, back.
• 43:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, I want to say Anna Navarro, but she found out she was Spanish, and I just heard Navarro and thought, you know.
• 43:34
  El Guapo: No.
• 43:35
  Testecleese: European.
• 43:37
  El Guapo: I forgot.
• 43:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, he found that she's a descendant of, like, Spanish slave traders and slave owners, and it's like.
• 43:43
  Testecleese: Oh, look at… look at that big shout-.
• 43:45
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, yeah. Pay your reparations.
• 43:49
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 43:51
  Testecleese: Guabo, what the fuck's going on in Virginia, dude? They're trying White tourists out?
• 43:57
  El Guapo: Yeah, they're doing DEI terrorism.
• 44:01
  Testecleese: WHY!
• 44:03
  El Guapo: Because the Democrats, dude, they're fucking racist, what can they tell you?
• 44:07
  Testecleese: I understand that, but take the money from the white man. Take his money when he comes to visit Virginia.
• 44:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 44:13
  El Guapo: You think, you think…
• 44:14
  Testecleese: It's the majority of the population, take his money!
• 44:17
  El Guapo: It's true, it's true.
• 44:18
  Brian McFadden: Virginia's got a lot of tourists.
• 44:20
  El Guapo: It doesn't actually make sense.
• 44:22
  El Guapo: That doesn't have to make sense. I guess they're gonna promote, like.
• 44:26
  El Guapo: I think what it is, they're gonna promote commercials of West Virginia… I mean, Virginia.
• 44:30
  El Guapo: And Detroit, New York, and shit like that, you know?
• 44:35
  El Guapo: Are they gonna have the money to come down?
• 44:38
  El Guapo: Why?
• 44:38
  Testecleese: Why do people go to Virginia, honestly, besides to see, like.
• 44:41
  El Guapo: Civil War.
• 44:41
  Testecleese: Warsaw.
• 44:42
  El Guapo: That's all it is.
• 44:43
  Brian McFadden: And, and Virginia Beach.
• 44:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, you get Virginia Beast, it's nice, but it's a giant crime scene. You got, historical Williamsburg, it's a giant crime scene.
• 44:54
  Brian McFadden: And then you got.
• 44:56
  Testecleese: Roanoke.
• 44:57
  Brian McFadden: out near, Charlottesville, you got,
• 45:01
  Brian McFadden: George Washington's… you had George Washington's estate, and Thomas Jefferson's estate in different parts of the state.
• 45:08
  El Guapo: is in…
• 45:09
  Testecleese: Charlottesville and North Carolina?
• 45:11
  Brian McFadden: No. Charlotte is in North Carolina. Charlottesville is in Virginia.
• 45:16
  Testecleese: I could've sworn it was, like, the capital of, like.
• 45:21
  Testecleese: Yeah, there's a basketball team on it, maybe it's a different Charlottesville.
• 45:25
  Testecleese: I don't know Virginia well enough, honestly.
• 45:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I tried to get… Oh, Jesus. Repeat of… I tried to get Repeat Offend in, but…
• 45:34
  Brian McFadden: He's working on it.
• 45:35
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's got two of them trying to get in. One of them I've already clicked a lot.
• 45:39
  Brian McFadden: I've played twice on both of them, so…
• 45:41
  Testecleese: One of them showed up. I didn't even know I could do this over here with the participants, that's neat.
• 45:48
  Testecleese: Oh, jeez, the whole thing just moved, though, that was weird.
• 45:51
  Brian McFadden: Here we go.
• 45:52
  Testecleese: Is he here?
• 45:53
  Brian McFadden: He's in the house!
• 45:55
  Repeat Offender: Hey, how are we?
• 45:57
  Testecleese: Alright, how you doing?
• 46:00
  Repeat Offender: Good, Mike.
• 46:00
  Testecleese: We're.
• 46:02
  Brian McFadden: What time is it there?
• 46:04
  Repeat Offender: It is 20 to 11, Saturday morning.
• 46:09
  Testecleese: What are the lottery numbers tonight?
• 46:13
  Repeat Offender: Right, it's gonna cost you more than a smile.
• 46:16
  El Guapo: Okay, we need more equipment.
• 46:17
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I wish you would have showed up last week so I could have talked some FIFA soccer with you, you know, and talked about how, you know, Australia didn't even show up to play the U.S.
• 46:28
  Repeat Offender: So it was a good time to have the weekend off legs, was it?
• 46:30
  Brian McFadden: They didn't even show up?
• 46:33
  Brian McFadden: They didn't score shit against.
• 46:35
  Testecleese: Oh, alright.
• 46:35
  Brian McFadden: It's moon fuck.
• 46:37
  Repeat Offender: Johnny sucker. Jeez.
• 46:40
  Brian McFadden: Football, man! Football! You know what's gorgeous?
• 46:44
  Repeat Offender: that.
• 46:45
  Brian McFadden: We just lost against Turkay, I don't even know where Turquay is.
• 46:49
  El Guapo: They changed their name recently.
• 46:50
  Repeat Offender: turkeys.
• 46:52
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but we…
• 46:53
  Brian McFadden: But what's interesting now is, I was actually stationed in Bosnia twice, and that's who the U.S. team plays next, is Bosnia. Herzgovina.
• 47:02
  Repeat Offender: There you go, Roy, mate.
• 47:04
  Brian McFadden: I'll be watching that game.
• 47:05
  Testecleese: We got some good FIFA stuff to talk about today. I'll bring up one thing right now.
• 47:12
  Testecleese: About it, but today.
• 47:15
  El Guapo: Oh, Lord.
• 47:16
  Testecleese: Today is the Pride Month Parade in Seattle.
• 47:22
  Testecleese: Cut. Okay.
• 47:23
  Testecleese: There's also a soccer game in Seattle for the World Cup.
• 47:27
  Testecleese: They, for 6 months, planned out to do this big Pride event, because they didn't… they didn't even know what teams were gonna play yet when they started this. Right. Turns out it's Iran and Egypt, the two most.
• 47:38
  El Guapo: Strictly.
• 47:40
  Testecleese: countries on homosexuality in terms of.
• 47:42
  Brian McFadden: Well, there is no homosexuals in Iran.
• 47:47
  Testecleese: No, because they get executed!
• 47:49
  Brian McFadden: Or, or…
• 47:50
  Testecleese: forced to transition.
• 47:52
  Brian McFadden: Apparently.
• 47:54
  Testecleese: But yeah, and it turns out FIFA was like, oh crap, we can't have this fiasco, so they just shut down the whole Pride thing for it.
• 48:02
  El Guapo: Yeah. But I'm like…
• 48:03
  Testecleese: And this is happening, like, right now, or already did?
• 48:06
  Testecleese: With the parade, with all these Egyptians and Irani folk, we might have an actual fucking issue with people getting killed. I don't know.
• 48:14
  El Guapo: We'll see.
• 48:15
  Repeat Offender: Well, I do believe they transition when they go from the third to second, the first floor, on the way down.
• 48:21
  Repeat Offender: When they throw them off those buildings over there.
• 48:24
  Testecleese: Exactly. You transition from the fifth floor to the first floor, to the ground, as quickly as possible.
• 48:31
  Repeat Offender: Nope.
• 48:34
  Testecleese: That's what blows my mind, too, is like, these folks are like, queers for Palestine. It's like, you don't gonna fucking throw you off a rooftop, right?
• 48:42
  Repeat Offender: No, they know they won't.
• 48:44
  Testecleese: You're making that up, it's like, no, they fucking video it and publish it!
• 48:48
  Testecleese: This will correct me up.
• 48:49
  Repeat Offender: for those gates for Palestine.
• 48:51
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's like, this isn't just randos, they're assholes, this is the fucking government!
• 48:58
  Testecleese: Alright, back on…
• 49:00
  Brian McFadden: underride!
• 49:02
  Testecleese: Yeah, Kamala Harris!
• 49:03
  Brian McFadden: to Kamala Harris.
• 49:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, she was on Dawn Lemon's show the other day.
• 49:08
  Testecleese: And, oh my god, she may as well…
• 49:14
  Testecleese: Is this the best they have?
• 49:17
  Brian McFadden: Seems like it. It's the best of Democrats.
• 49:20
  Testecleese: They're talking about her running for office again in 28.
• 49:25
  Testecleese: But who are the Democrats gonna run? Newsom? He might be going to prison.
• 49:30
  Testecleese: AOC?
• 49:32
  Testecleese: Honestly, she's probably the best chance right now, considering what just happened in New York with all.
• 49:36
  El Guapo: I'll lose jobs.
• 49:37
  Testecleese: primary elections.
• 49:38
  El Guapo: Woody J…
• 49:41
  Testecleese: Yeah, I don't think… I think… I don't think the Democrats are ready for a gay…
• 49:45
  Brian McFadden: Representative.
• 49:46
  El Guapo: That would push…
• 49:47
  Testecleese: They may say it all day long, but they won't vote for it, just like they wouldn't vote for a black woman.
• 49:51
  Repeat Offender: Shapiro.
• 49:52
  Brian McFadden: How is there not any video of this?
• 49:55
  Testecleese: Right? Honestly, Tulsi Gabbage should run on the Democrat ticket again.
• 50:01
  El Guapo: Should the problem is…
• 50:02
  Brian McFadden: I can't find any video in this clip about her word salad.
• 50:06
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, I mean, she… ugh.
• 50:09
  Brian McFadden: No, no, no.
• 50:09
  Testecleese: What was that ridiculous one she said, what, like, unliving, what has been done, or something like that, or…
• 50:17
  Testecleese: What's up.
• 50:17
  Repeat Offender: Burdening what has been burdened.
• 50:18
  Testecleese: Unburdening what has been done. He's like, what the fuck?
• 50:24
  Testecleese: What's that supposed to mean?
• 50:26
  El Guapo: What am I supposed to do.
• 50:27
  Testecleese: to interpret from this? What's the D…
• 50:31
  Testecleese: They're like, well, if you don't get it, you're stupid. He's like, why don't you explain it to me if you're so much smarter than me? And they don't know either!
• 50:37
  Testecleese: Unburdened? So what do you mean? You finally fucking let go of something that pissed you off? Yeah. Okay, this is what the rest of us call forgiveness, because believe it or not, forgiveness isn't for the offender.
• 50:48
  Testecleese: It's for the person who's been offended, so you don't have to carry around this hate the rest of your life.
• 50:52
  Repeat Offender: Yup.
• 50:54
  Testecleese: I mean… For the love of cripes, they hate Trump so much, they're defacing national monuments!
• 51:01
  Testecleese: It's like, what does Trump have to do with the fucking Washington Monument or the reflecting pond at the Lincoln Memorial?
• 51:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 51:09
  Testecleese: You see that someone actually, like, wrote a message in blood on the Washington Monument?
• 51:13
  Brian McFadden: Well, they're saying the algae is because his motorcade drove through it.
• 51:18
  Testecleese: His motorcade drove through the reflecting pond.
• 51:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, when it was under construction.
• 51:24
  Testecleese: How… how would toxic gases make algae?
• 51:28
  Brian McFadden: I have no idea, I'm just… It would kill algae.
• 51:32
  Testecleese: And heads up, the algae has been an issue.
• 51:36
  Testecleese: That's why Trump spent a couple million dollars to fix it, and they show up with fucking razor blades and cut the lining up to make it keep leaking again.
• 51:44
  Testecleese: It's like, you hate him so much that you're… you're literally costing the money you're offended that he's spending.
• 51:51
  Testecleese: Because you're offended by the guy.
• 51:53
  Brian McFadden: Good.
• 51:54
  Testecleese: That's like me saying, I'm pissed off at Joe Biden because he got up to 9% inflation, so I'm gonna go blow up the fucking supermarket.
• 52:01
  Testecleese: It's like, they just made groceries go up, you know?
• 52:05
  Repeat Offender: It's like the Kennedy Center, they're blowing it up because he had his name on there. He didn't put his name on there.
• 52:10
  Repeat Offender: Same on him.
• 52:11
  Brian McFadden: The board members that he appointed put his name on there.
• 52:15
  Repeat Offender: Yep, and it's only because it was dilapidated, and they put… they… you did some work on it, you give some funding to do some work in there.
• 52:23
  Brian McFadden: And I will remain dilapidated.
• 52:25
  Testecleese: Like we were talking about with the ballroom.
• 52:28
  Testecleese: Everyone's all offended, like, that's all private donor money.
• 52:32
  Testecleese: What's so offended? It wasn't a historic thing, and, like, the White House gets updated and renovated all the time.
• 52:39
  Testecleese: Yeah. Where'd they put in the ballroom? Is that the East Wing?
• 52:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 52:44
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 52:45
  Testecleese: That's relative.
• 52:45
  Brian McFadden: No historical value to the east wing.
• 52:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's only… it's… I'm pretty sure I was alive when it was built.
• 52:53
  Repeat Offender: That's where they put up marquees, don't they? They have loading functions, so everyone's in a.
• 52:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, that's the idea of the ballroom!
• 53:00
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, so you don't get wet and cold.
• 53:02
  Brian McFadden: It came clear after the last White House Correspondents' Dinner, which they've had to reschedule, because it was in a hotel.
• 53:10
  Brian McFadden: And it wasn't…
• 53:11
  Testecleese: Shooter?
• 53:11
  Brian McFadden: Sure enough, the shooters got in.
• 53:14
  Brian McFadden: To try to shoot something. Yeah.
• 53:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, did you see the fucking reporter who, like, who went viral for, like, doing a live thing of it?
• 53:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:23
  Testecleese: Drove me nuts, because she…
• 53:25
  Testecleese: pointed the camera at her own face and her reaction to what was going on, instead of being a reporter and showing everyone what's actually happening. I was like, this is the problem.
• 53:33
  Brian McFadden: You're an Instagram influencer, you're a social media influencer when you're doing it that way.
• 53:40
  Testecleese: Exactly, you're not a reporter, otherwise you… and you have to push a button to spin the camera around. It doesn't automatically… you know what I mean?
• 53:47
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 53:48
  Testecleese: For the love of Pete, dude.
• 53:50
  Testecleese: But I do hope when this grand ballroom is opened, I hope…
• 53:55
  Testecleese: Trump quotes, or at least plays
• 53:59
  Testecleese: some music from our Australian friend Angus Black.
• 54:03
  Testecleese: I've got big balls.
• 54:05
  Repeat Offender: He's got…
• 54:06
  Testecleese: Big balls, but she's got the biggest balls of them all.
• 54:13
  Testecleese: My balls are always bouncing from the left and to the right.
• 54:17
  Repeat Offender: You're born Scott.
• 54:19
  Testecleese: Let's be real, man, ACDC was one of the greatest rock bands to ever show up, and… they happened to come out of Australia, and I can't…
• 54:28
  Testecleese: I think I can name one other song that wasn't AZDC that came out of Australia. I think it was Natalie Ambrulia, but she might have been a Kiwi.
• 54:36
  Repeat Offender: She's an Aussie.
• 54:38
  Testecleese: Okay, so the one who did Torn?
• 54:41
  Testecleese: Nothing's fine, I'm torn! You're a little late!
• 54:45
  Testecleese: It was a good tune, it was a good tune, right?
• 54:49
  Testecleese: But let's be real, friggin' Dirty Deeds, Done Dart Cheap, and Hell's Bells, and I've Got Big Balls, these are great tunes!
• 54:58
  Repeat Offender: I don't even care for a visit.
• 55:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 55:01
  Testecleese: For real, I'll show you, get better music, and make more of it sound like that.
• 55:06
  Repeat Offender: We can't, I must have music school won't.
• 55:09
  Testecleese: Well, if I go onto YouTube and type in Australian music, it's some fucking Aborigine-ee with a didgeridoo.
• 55:16
  Repeat Offender: I like the digital…
• 55:18
  Brian McFadden: I do, too!
• 55:19
  Testecleese: I'm looking for, like, music!
• 55:21
  Brian McFadden: Didn't you own a didgeridoo back in the day?
• 55:24
  Testecleese: He'll do.
• 55:25
  Brian McFadden: You need to bring it on the show and play it for us.
• 55:29
  Testecleese: In the house, that would be loud. Wow, wow, wow.
• 55:34
  Brian McFadden: I'm playing in the basement, so…
• 55:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I… I know how to do a couple weird tricks, the… the… that makes you sound like you're a bar… a barking dog.
• 55:42
  Testecleese: Yeah. It was fun to play with for a while, but I was like, this is just…
• 55:47
  Testecleese: You need lung capacity to do this, and I'm a smoker.
• 55:53
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, man, you get so hot and sweaty trying to keep enough pressure on that giant fucking horn, you know?
• 56:02
  Testecleese: okay, mentioned this earlier, what the fuck's going on in New York, dude?
• 56:09
  Testecleese: Like, all the Democrats just got primaried out by communists?
• 56:13
  Brian McFadden: By the Democratic Socialists.
• 56:16
  Testecleese: Some of them, yeah, but some of them are out-and-about, cod-caring communists like Graham Plattner.
• 56:22
  Testecleese: One of these women is actually… known for…
• 56:26
  Brian McFadden: So, the main guy, the main person won, finally?
• 56:31
  Brian McFadden: We're the.
• 56:32
  Testecleese: He got the… he got the nomination… he got the nomination from the Democrats.
• 56:36
  Brian McFadden: Probably goes up against Susan Collins.
• 56:38
  Testecleese: Yes, and…
• 56:41
  Testecleese: like I said, if this guy takes… if Graham Plattner gets a Senate seat for Maine in the federal government.
• 56:48
  Testecleese: I think there's a good chance he gets assassinated by his own party.
• 56:53
  Testecleese: But the problem is, the extremists that would do that on the left are the ones that voted for him.
• 56:59
  Brian McFadden: Right, of course.
• 57:01
  Testecleese: And I think this is a… this has become a real awakening for the Democrats, like, Hakeem.
• 57:07
  Brian McFadden: Well, they've allowed these people in.
• 57:10
  Testecleese: I got in bed with them.
• 57:12
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 57:13
  Testecleese: Do you hate Trump too? Alright.
• 57:15
  Testecleese: And now they're all being ousted by these democracy… these socialists and these communists.
• 57:20
  Testecleese: Hakeem Jeffries, they even said, like, you're next.
• 57:24
  Repeat Offender: Hmm.
• 57:26
  Testecleese: And he's like, oh, you know, they're not really Democrats. Like, fuck you, they're not really Democrats.
• 57:32
  Testecleese: Like, you were the one who supported them, told everyone to support the diversity of tactics?
• 57:38
  Testecleese: Because apparently chucking firework, mortar rounds at police is a peaceful protest.
• 57:46
  Brian McFadden: Anything that is a revolt against Trump or Republicans is good. You know, just vote for it.
• 57:54
  Brian McFadden: That's what gets me.
• 57:55
  Testecleese: oh, they were shooting off fireworks. Like, no, they were chucking mortars at cops. These folks don't know what mortars are. This isn't a Roman candle. And a Roman candle's bad enough. Like, we all know what that looks like when it blows up, the pretty colors that come out.
• 58:07
  Testecleese: Mourners are the huge ones, with a big flash of light, and it goes kapoom, and it shakes your guts, and there's a fireball 80 feet across.
• 58:15
  Testecleese: This is the shit they're chucking at cops.
• 58:18
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 58:19
  Testecleese: So don't call them fireworks, call them explosives.
• 58:23
  Repeat Offender: That's what gets me. They go on about Gen 6, right? But what about the Summer of Love?
• 58:27
  Repeat Offender: The damage done in the Summer of Love.
• 58:30
  Brian McFadden: Summer Lowe's good.
• 58:32
  Repeat Offender: 200 times worse than what they did on Gen 6. Gen 6, they were getting guided in by the police.
• 58:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, and don't get me wrong, a lot of those guys shouldn't have done what they did, but a lot… exactly, a lot of these people were literally escorted into the building by the police and went to prison. One woman, I think it was in Michigan, got arrested and put in jail while.
• 58:51
  Brian McFadden: He was praying.
• 58:53
  Testecleese: No, not even framed, it was because one of the people who did do this had the same name as her.
• 58:59
  Brian McFadden: Well, there was one lady that was, like, 70 years old, and she was praying in the… in the House of Representatives. She literally just walked in the building and prayed, and they locked her ass up.
• 59:10
  Testecleese: Meanwhile, meanwhile, I could buttfuck a dude on the House or the Senate floor, and that's okay.
• 59:16
  Repeat Offender: And video it.
• 59:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, and video, and put it out there for people to see.
• 59:21
  Testecleese: Tell me about your fucking morality laws again, right?
• 59:25
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 59:26
  Repeat Offender: If it wasn't for double standards, they wouldn't have standards at all, mate.
• 59:29
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 59:31
  Testecleese: Oh.
• 59:32
  Testecleese: Here we go. Trump's, vowing jail time for these, arrests that happened in the…
• 59:37
  Repeat Offender: reflect.
• 59:37
  Testecleese: hunting pond?
• 59:40
  Testecleese: One of them was, like, a 3-time Olympic… Bicyclist or something, right?
• 59:45
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 59:47
  Testecleese: I don't know, I didn't see what happened.
• 59:50
  Testecleese: But I have seen the damage that's been done. Someone clearly went in there and cut this stuff intentionally.
• 59:56
  Brian McFadden: And there's def… I mean, we're talking about a national monument. I guarantee there's… and this is DC, like New York City, they are all about their security cameras. I guarantee there are cameras pointed at the reflecting pond.
• 1:00:11
  Testecleese: I'm sure of it, I'm sure of it.
• 1:00:14
  Testecleese: You see these people coming out, trying to protect the algae from Trump? They hate Trump so much, they want to protect the toxic algae.
• 1:00:21
  Brian McFadden: I wouldn't doubt it.
• 1:00:23
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna lose.
• 1:00:24
  Testecleese: This ain't that Trump's team, cleanup team, but yeah, like, Trump himself fucking hired these guys to do the fucking work, you know what I mean?
• 1:00:31
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:00:31
  Testecleese: But they found a dead duck in the reflecting pool.
• 1:00:34
  Testecleese: And like, oh, this is the hydrogen peroxide they put in.
• 1:00:38
  Testecleese: And I was like, you can drink gallons of hydrogen peroxide before it becomes an issue. A human, anyway. A duck probably less, obviously. The algae would have killed it with one drink, that type… what kind of algae that was. What killed it was the fact that the reflecting pool was not clean.
• 1:00:54
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:00:56
  Testecleese: I heard people saying dumb shit like hydrogen peroxide won't clean shit. What the…
• 1:01:00
  Testecleese: Does anyone own a pool? Has anyone… any of you.
• 1:01:03
  Brian McFadden: Back in the day, yes, I have owned a pool.
• 1:01:06
  Testecleese: Okay, I don't know how long ago, but in the 90s, hydrogen peroxide became a thing for pool cleaning, it was called Bacquisil because they had a patent on it.
• 1:01:14
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:01:15
  Testecleese: Do you remember Bacquacyl, instead of chlorine?
• 1:01:17
  Brian McFadden: No, we just do chlorine and shock stuff in our… our pool.
• 1:01:21
  Testecleese: We used hydrogen peroxide, and it didn't give you the red eye. It doesn't stink like bleach, it doesn't burn your eyes.
• 1:01:29
  Testecleese: It's more expensive, that's for sure.
• 1:01:33
  Testecleese: But it's like swim… it's like being in a bathtub instead of, like.
• 1:01:37
  Testecleese: half-bleached pool, you know what I mean?
• 1:01:40
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:01:41
  Testecleese: And… shit. Alright, you don't like hydrogen peroxide? Let's use fucking chlorine, then, to kill everything in it.
• 1:01:47
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 1:01:47
  Testecleese: That would… that definitely would have killed the duck.
• 1:01:50
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 1:01:52
  Testecleese: I would just like to point out, Sometimes ducks die.
• 1:01:56
  Testecleese: It's fucking wild animal.
• 1:01:59
  Testecleese: Gay?
• 1:02:01
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:02:03
  Testecleese: Wow.
• 1:02:04
  Testecleese: Yeah, but now Carville is coming out and saying that AOC's not a viable candidate, and she's a joke, etc.
• 1:02:09
  Brian McFadden: Oh, no shit, Sherlock!
• 1:02:12
  Testecleese: You say that.
• 1:02:13
  Testecleese: They've been supporting these folks for so long, and look what just happened in New York with everyone who just got the primary vote.
• 1:02:20
  Testecleese: New York, at least New York, anyway, is all about voting for… and that's the problem, is I… we've been saying this, dude.
• 1:02:27
  Testecleese: They're taking over the Democrat Party, the Democrats need to do something before this happens.
• 1:02:31
  Brian McFadden: Geez!
• 1:02:31
  Testecleese: this…
• 1:02:32
  Brian McFadden: What mainstream Democrats will never vote for AOC.
• 1:02:39
  Testecleese: So, okay, so… The party's gone.
• 1:02:42
  Brian McFadden: Put it in the prediction pages.
• 1:02:44
  Testecleese: I know, we need to do that again. That's where I was gonna go with this, is…
• 1:02:47
  Testecleese: I think the Democrat Party is dying. It is. I think…
• 1:02:50
  Brian McFadden: It most definitely is.
• 1:02:52
  Testecleese: They're gonna turn into communists and socialists, and…
• 1:02:55
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's gonna vote for them long. They're not gonna have any, like, national power in the long run.
• 1:03:00
  Brian McFadden: They'll still be relevant, local, and maybe state level, but yeah, you're right, they're gonna…
• 1:03:07
  Brian McFadden: They're going so far left that, I mean, even normal Democrats from Kennedy's era won't vote for him anymore.
• 1:03:16
  Testecleese: Akeem Jeffries lost his mind over this stuff!
• 1:03:19
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:03:22
  Brian McFadden: But I guarantee, if he had to vote for a DS person, or a Republican, he'll still vote for the Democrat Socialist.
• 1:03:31
  Testecleese: Yes, and that's exactly the issue, and that's why the party's gonna die, because it's gonna turn into the,
• 1:03:37
  Testecleese: the DSA instead of the Democrat Party.
• 1:03:40
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:03:41
  Testecleese: And…
• 1:03:42
  Brian McFadden: I thought it was the Democratic Party.
• 1:03:45
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 1:03:46
  Testecleese: Oldest political party on the planet. Does everyone realize that?
• 1:03:51
  Brian McFadden: The way.
• 1:03:51
  Repeat Offender: Oh, no.
• 1:03:53
  Testecleese: No, no, no, the Whigs are gone. There's no such thing as the Whigs. The Democrats are the oldest political party on the planet.
• 1:04:00
  Brian McFadden: They're on their way out.
• 1:04:01
  Testecleese: It's time for them… exactly, it's time for them to be phased out. Remember, these are the guys who fought for the right to keep slaves.
• 1:04:09
  Brian McFadden: Nobody remembers that.
• 1:04:10
  Testecleese: And there's still…
• 1:04:11
  Brian McFadden: If you would ask the normal, the teenager and the college student right now, they would blame that on the Republicans.
• 1:04:18
  Testecleese: That's what blows my mind, then you point out, like, the fir- literal first Republican president was Abraham Lincoln.
• 1:04:26
  Testecleese: It was formed… Just to stop the Democrats from owning people and separating from the Union.
• 1:04:36
  Brian McFadden: You'll never get anybody to admit that.
• 1:04:39
  Testecleese: Oh, shit, Laken broke.
• 1:04:41
  Testecleese: Every law we have, are you kidding me?
• 1:04:45
  Testecleese: He suspended ABS Corpus without congressional approval. He went in and arrested the entire legislature of Maryland.
• 1:04:52
  Testecleese: It's just… the wild stuff he did, but the fact that he won made all the difference in the world, you know?
• 1:04:59
  Testecleese: And that's what gets me, is people are going nuts about Trump, like, Trump hasn't done half this shit.
• 1:05:05
  Testecleese: that Lincoln did, and you consider Lincoln a hero.
• 1:05:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:05:12
  Testecleese: But yeah, again, okay, Carville says AOC's not a good candidate. Who is? Who are the Democrats gonna run?
• 1:05:19
  Testecleese: Fucking Harris again?
• 1:05:21
  Brian McFadden: room.
• 1:05:22
  Testecleese: Newsom might go to prison for this!
• 1:05:24
  Repeat Offender: And whatnot.
• 1:05:25
  Testecleese: scandal crap with his wife.
• 1:05:27
  Brian McFadden: He won't.
• 1:05:29
  Testecleese: I don't know, if he was…
• 1:05:30
  Brian McFadden: She's a Democrat.
• 1:05:32
  Testecleese: Yeah, but this is a federal prosecution, isn't it?
• 1:05:37
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:05:38
  Testecleese: And you think Newsom would get the votes nation… you think Newsom would get the votes nationwide?
• 1:05:43
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:05:45
  Repeat Offender: boy.
• 1:05:45
  Brian McFadden: I don't know, a single Democrat will get… they'll get votes nationwide.
• 1:05:50
  Testecleese: I mean, who's even gonna try to run, let's be real? Newsom's probably gonna try and make a run. He's already come out and said he's eyeing it.
• 1:05:57
  Testecleese: Aoc might.
• 1:06:00
  Testecleese: Did she get senator, or is she still.
• 1:06:02
  Brian McFadden: Paula Harris!
• 1:06:03
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, Harris.
• 1:06:06
  Testecleese: Then what do you have at that? Rashida Tlaib?
• 1:06:11
  Brian McFadden: Also, you know…
• 1:06:12
  Testecleese: Dude, Whitmer?
• 1:06:14
  Repeat Offender: Shapiro won't run.
• 1:06:16
  Testecleese: No, because he's Jewish, and he knows better. It would make his party look terrible.
• 1:06:21
  Repeat Offender: No, they won't give him a chance.
• 1:06:22
  Testecleese: Yeah, the Democrats will not vote for, an obvious Jew with a name like Shapiro. They may as well be… may as well… oh my god.
• 1:06:34
  Testecleese: Brian, why don't you run for president as a Democrat, for real?
• 1:06:39
  Testecleese: Just be like, I'm not crazy.
• 1:06:44
  Testecleese: That's… don't put anything out besides that.
• 1:06:46
  Brian McFadden: Sure.
• 1:06:47
  Repeat Offender: I'm not feeling suicidal.
• 1:06:48
  Brian McFadden: I'm not suicidal.
• 1:06:51
  Testecleese: I would laugh my ass off and be one president by simply saying, I'm not a fucking nutjob!
• 1:06:57
  El Guapo: Alright guys, let me get out of here, I gotta get up early in the morning.
• 1:07:03
  Testecleese: Oh, Guapa wasn't.
• 1:07:04
  Repeat Offender: too, bye.
• 1:07:05
  Testecleese: Or he can't… he can't even run, can he?
• 1:07:07
  El Guapo: Nope, nope, nope.
• 1:07:09
  Brian McFadden: You gonna run for senator?
• 1:07:11
  El Guapo: I get… I don't need my fucking dirty laundry to be out there.
• 1:07:16
  El Guapo: It's a lot of laundry.
• 1:07:18
  Brian McFadden: You don't have no dirty laundry.
• 1:07:19
  El Guapo: No.
• 1:07:21
  Testecleese: Just claim they're racist, and it's okay.
• 1:07:22
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:25
  Testecleese: It's not speaking in broken Spanish, because you're… you know?
• 1:07:30
  El Guapo: You would get drunk and borrow everybody?
• 1:07:34
  Repeat Offender: Tell them you found Buddha, you repent, you found Buddha.
• 1:07:37
  El Guapo: Yeah.
• 1:07:39
  Testecleese: signing up.
• 1:07:39
  El Guapo: Asylum! Just be drunk in front of the mic.
• 1:07:45
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 1:07:46
  El Guapo: Alright guys, wait a minute.
• 1:07:48
  Testecleese: Alright, man, later.
• 1:07:49
  Repeat Offender: See you, mate.
• 1:07:51
  Brian McFadden: So what about Holocaust?
• 1:07:53
  Testecleese: Yeah, this middle school in Boston.
• 1:07:59
  Testecleese: had to come out and apologize to the Muslim students.
• 1:08:03
  Testecleese: like, particularly, like, Pakistani, Afghani, and, a couple other… Nationalities, like, historically, whatever.
• 1:08:11
  Testecleese: for teaching… the mandatory curriculum in history class about the Holocaust.
• 1:08:19
  Testecleese: these folks said that they're going to be targeted because of this. It's like, why would Muslims be targeted because Nazis executed
• 1:08:27
  Testecleese: Jews.
• 1:08:29
  Testecleese: And the only argument that came back was because… was because Muslims kill Jews, too. And it's like, well, that's…
• 1:08:36
  Testecleese: I, I…
• 1:08:37
  Testecleese: If your argument is, I do the same thing, so you shouldn't teach it, that's a bad argument, right?
• 1:08:47
  Testecleese: But yeah, it baffled me, like, oh, this makes us look bad, and I was like, how does it make you look… well, because we're known for killing Jews, like, what the fuck! You know?
• 1:08:55
  Testecleese: So is that what we need to do? Instead of calling people Nazis, we're gonna start calling them fucking,
• 1:09:00
  Testecleese: jihadis, or, Islamists.
• 1:09:06
  Testecleese: Oh my god, it's just wild, the crap people say, you know what I mean? Yeah.
• 1:09:13
  Testecleese: This is interesting, Brian. I saw this and didn't think much of it, but then you shared it, so I shared another article directly related immediately after, but Tucker Carlson said he's no longer part of the Republican Party. He's still not gonna vote Democrat, but he's not a Republican.
• 1:09:28
  Brian McFadden: I don't know who's gonna vote for it, then.
• 1:09:30
  Brian McFadden: Libertarian?
• 1:09:32
  Testecleese: I don't believe him, I think he's just trying to get clicks.
• 1:09:34
  Brian McFadden: I do.
• 1:09:34
  Testecleese: What?
• 1:09:35
  Testecleese: Yeah. Joy Reid said the same thing about the Democrat Party, and check this out.
• 1:09:42
  Testecleese: They both cited Israel.
• 1:09:46
  Testecleese: Is the reason why they're leaving the party.
• 1:09:49
  Brian McFadden: Interesting.
• 1:09:50
  Testecleese: So, let's have Joy read on Tucker's show, and let's hear how much they hate Israel and the Jews.
• 1:09:56
  Brian McFadden: Right, together.
• 1:09:57
  Repeat Offender: Oh.
• 1:09:59
  Brian McFadden: But the guy wants common talking points.
• 1:10:02
  Testecleese: I would actually watch that episode. Now, I don't listen to either one of them.
• 1:10:06
  Testecleese: You know?
• 1:10:08
  Testecleese: And it's funny, because I saw someone else say the same thing. It's like, oh, it'd be great if they got together to discuss what they have in common. Everyone got offended on both sides.
• 1:10:16
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:16
  Testecleese: I'm like, why? Like, you found an agreement point.
• 1:10:20
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:10:20
  Testecleese: I may disagree with you, but this is what you're supposed to get together and talk about it, you know, come to a conclusion or a decision, you know?
• 1:10:29
  Repeat Offender: This is what I find interesting at the moment, mate. You see a lot of these influencers, what, year and a half, two years ago? They're all back in Trump, yep, kissing everything he did.
• 1:10:37
  Repeat Offender: But now you find a couple of them are now starting to turn. Is it because they're getting paid by their bosses?
• 1:10:42
  Brian McFadden: Stop.
• 1:10:42
  Testecleese: I think it's because they saw the tide shifting with Iran, and they wanted to get ahead of the curve so they would keep getting clicks. They're getting clicks for saying Trump is bad now, versus when they were getting clicks for saying Trump is good.
• 1:10:55
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:10:56
  Testecleese: Because a lot… he… Trump lost a lot of Republicans' support with Iran.
• 1:11:01
  Testecleese: A lot.
• 1:11:02
  Testecleese: And I'm getting a good laugh that he lost a lot of support over Israel, and I'm like, they're like, oh, we're giving Israel too much money.
• 1:11:08
  Testecleese: We literally gave Ukraine more money each year since this war with Russia has started than we have since Israel has been created.
• 1:11:19
  Testecleese: Which is… 70-something years ago.
• 1:11:24
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but you look back 20, 30 years ago, Bon,
• 1:11:27
  Repeat Offender: Trump was saying back then, President Trump was saying he's going to bomb the shit out of Iran if he could.
• 1:11:32
  Repeat Offender: He was saying it back then, and it had nothing to do…
• 1:11:34
  Testecleese: That's why he ran for president. He started critiquing Obama about his Iran policy and the nuclear stuff. That was the whole reason why he ran for president in the first place.
• 1:11:44
  Repeat Offender: Hmm. I think he's number one.
• 1:11:46
  Testecleese: talking point.
• 1:11:47
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, well, he wasn't going to try and do a regime change. That wasn't his part.
• 1:11:52
  Repeat Offender: His part was… there was a… there was a bigger picture behind it.
• 1:11:56
  Testecleese: Soil.
• 1:11:57
  Repeat Offender: Indeed.
• 1:11:58
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but he also choked Russia and China. You look what he did with Venezuela.
• 1:12:04
  Repeat Offender: I know, man.
• 1:12:05
  Testecleese: Have you been listening to the show when you're not on? Because this is what I've been saying, dude, was we went in… no, we went in and blew up everything obstructing traffic in the Gulf of America, right?
• 1:12:17
  Repeat Offender: 100%.
• 1:12:17
  Testecleese: Named in the Gulf of America.
• 1:12:20
  Testecleese: took… seized the oil assets of Venezuela, so now… and then shut down the Strait of Hormuz. So now, the number one exporter of oil on the planet is the Gulf of America.
• 1:12:33
  Repeat Offender: You guys, yep.
• 1:12:35
  Testecleese: And China was getting half their oil from Iran.
• 1:12:38
  Testecleese: from the Middle East, through the Strait of Hormuz.
• 1:12:43
  Repeat Offender: Yep. But you've got to look at the bigger picture, too, as well, mate. Bricks. Bricks is picking up steam.
• 1:12:47
  Repeat Offender: If the dollar, the US dollar, had got taken off that price of oil.
• 1:12:52
  Testecleese: Saudi Arabia already dropped, dropped it, yeah, left OPEC.
• 1:12:57
  Repeat Offender: See what India did. India got out of there straight away. They were the first ones to load bricks.
• 1:13:03
  Repeat Offender: And it had to… Well, bricks! It's bricks!
• 1:13:05
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I'm saying Saudi Arabia left OPEC, which is…
• 1:13:08
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 1:13:09
  Testecleese: supposed to be backed by the US dollar. That's the only reason why the US dollar has any value on the planet, is oil.
• 1:13:15
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 1:13:17
  Testecleese: And it's like, oh, geez, we… and you know what? I got a feeling with what Trump just did with the oil market on the planet.
• 1:13:24
  Testecleese: that Saudi Arabia goes back into OPEC in a hurry. Because they'll know they'll be safe.
• 1:13:30
  Testecleese: Didn't they get hit with missiles and rockets from Iran?
• 1:13:35
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, Qatar did as well, too.
• 1:13:37
  Testecleese: Yeah, UAE?
• 1:13:39
  Repeat Offender: Yep, and that's the worst mistake they did, Iran, taking on those neighbors.
• 1:13:44
  Repeat Offender: They're pretty powerful when it comes to stuff like that.
• 1:13:47
  Testecleese: Well, this is what's crazy, is everyone's talking all this shit.
• 1:13:50
  Testecleese: Trump's trying not to wipe out the entire fucking country. Okay, let me rephrase that. He's trying to…
• 1:13:57
  Testecleese: Seize control of oil.
• 1:13:59
  Testecleese: But they're saying he's… he's weak. It's not… it's not that the United States Navy is weak. What was it, in the 90s or something like that?
• 1:14:07
  Testecleese: The United States Navy sank half of the Irani fleet in, like, an hour and a half.
• 1:14:13
  Testecleese: over some stupid shit like this. Anyone who's interested, go on and have a look at the Fat Electrician on YouTube.
• 1:14:19
  Testecleese: He has a great breakdown of how…
• 1:14:22
  Testecleese: the United States Navy destroyed half of Iran's navy in, like, an hour.
• 1:14:28
  Repeat Offender: It's more to it as well, too. There's more to it. Sorry, mate, this is what people don't understand. Trump had a plan behind this. This wasn't the Israelis. The Israelis knew that he was going in. He told the Israelis he's going in.
• 1:14:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, Israel might have jumped the gun and made it happen sooner than he expected, though.
• 1:14:43
  Repeat Offender: Yep, but you look what Aussie did, mate.
• 1:14:45
  Testecleese: I think Trump wanted this to happen.
• 1:14:46
  Repeat Offender: I was closed.
• 1:14:47
  Testecleese: to the primaries, not the primaries, the midterms, because then he could end it right before the midterms, inflation dumps, and all of a sudden, the Republicans look like heroes, because everything's affordable again.
• 1:14:58
  Repeat Offender: There's another major thing that people are overlooking.
• 1:15:01
  Repeat Offender: Right? He broke Britain's back by doing this.
• 1:15:06
  Repeat Offender: Who… who insures all the shipping in the world?
• 1:15:10
  Testecleese: the United States Navy, that's actually, like, the agreement we.
• 1:15:12
  Repeat Offender: Lloyds of London. Lloyds of London.
• 1:15:14
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:15:15
  Repeat Offender: Mate, all shipping gets insured through Lords of London.
• 1:15:19
  Testecleese: Okay, insured, in terms of financially. The United States Navy and other people keeping the tradeways open and safe around the planet for stuff to move. That was actually an agreement we made to have oil be traded with the dollar, as if we always kept
• 1:15:33
  Testecleese: The tradeway's open.
• 1:15:34
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, but did you hear what Trump said?
• 1:15:37
  Repeat Offender: There's about week 3 of week 4 in there, into the conflict.
• 1:15:41
  Repeat Offender: He turned around and said, we will now…
• 1:15:44
  Repeat Offender: insure all shipping through there, like, financially insure, will take you on.
• 1:15:50
  Repeat Offender: We'll be your Lloyds… Lloyds of London. He said it, mate.
• 1:15:54
  Repeat Offender: And he broke… he broke the insurance bank. Now, you guys are actually now insuring shipping around the world.
• 1:16:02
  Testecleese: That's kind of wild.
• 1:16:05
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, see? The brakes. He broke his back.
• 1:16:08
  Testecleese: the Brits are having a real fucking issue, but…
• 1:16:12
  Testecleese: We'll definitely, get into that. I gotta pee. Brian, speaking of.
• 1:16:17
  Brian McFadden: Alright.
• 1:16:17
  Testecleese: Pride and everything. We talked about those baseball players in, was it, San Diego, right? The Padres?
• 1:16:24
  Brian McFadden: They're not facing any, consequence from the MLB for putting Bible verses on their hats.
• 1:16:34
  Brian McFadden: But, there was a flare-out from…
• 1:16:39
  Brian McFadden: gay senators in the state of California, but blah blah blah, nobody cares.
• 1:16:46
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, that was beautiful.
• 1:16:48
  Brian McFadden: That would be freedom of speech.
• 1:16:51
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, what are they putting… are they putting Bible verses or something on their hats or something, are they, or…
• 1:16:55
  Brian McFadden: They took their Pride hats that they were forced to wear for this quote-unquote Pride night, and they slapped Bible verses on there, what the rainbow really meant.
• 1:17:04
  Brian McFadden: In a biblical perspective.
• 1:17:07
  Repeat Offender: Good honour. Good honour, I say.
• 1:17:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, freedom of speech.
• 1:17:12
  Repeat Offender: You shouldn't be forced to do something because you've worked for a person.
• 1:17:15
  Brian McFadden: Exactly.
• 1:17:16
  Repeat Offender: You're an organization.
• 1:17:17
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:17:20
  Brian McFadden: Then the Justice Department just, backed Dominican sisters in the transgender law fight.
• 1:17:32
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, he's doing a bit of a world tour, too, at the moment, the Pope, isn't he?
• 1:17:36
  Brian McFadden: The Pope is?
• 1:17:38
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, you think he's starting his world tour soon?
• 1:17:40
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, this is, this is a… a group of Catholic nuns
• 1:17:46
  Brian McFadden: Who says, New York's transgender policies force them to choose between their religious beliefs and the continuing care for Indigenous… Indigenate cancer patients in their final days.
• 1:18:01
  Testecleese: Indigent.
• 1:18:02
  Brian McFadden: Indigent, yes.
• 1:18:04
  Testecleese: Yes, that means cannot afford to pay for anything, basically.
• 1:18:08
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:18:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, these are nuns, right?
• 1:18:10
  Brian McFadden: Yes, there are nuns, yep.
• 1:18:12
  Testecleese: And New York wanted to tell them, because they're nuns and don't believe in transgenderism and homosexuality, they shouldn't be allowed to help dying cancer patients.
• 1:18:20
  Brian McFadden: Right, exactly.
• 1:18:21
  Testecleese: And a judge is like, shut the fuck up! You know?
• 1:18:25
  Brian McFadden: I mean, they're having a hard enough time finding people that will help people that can't afford to die, you know, and take care of them in their end.
• 1:18:34
  Brian McFadden: you know, unless they're on Medicare-type deal, you know, but some people that are dying from cancer ain't old enough to be on Medicare, so they don't get that same treatment.
• 1:18:43
  Testecleese: Well, even if you are, you can't necessarily get around and take care of yourself as you're on your last leg, you know what I mean?
• 1:18:49
  Brian McFadden: No, but you're eligible for hospice care.
• 1:18:52
  Testecleese: Maybe.
• 1:18:53
  Repeat Offender: She won't tell you.
• 1:18:53
  Brian McFadden: If you're free, if you're old enough, and you're on Medicare, you're eligible for hospice. It's 100% free for hospice. I went through it within the last 3 months of my life.
• 1:19:04
  Testecleese: Yes, old enough. But like you said, you could be 40 years old.
• 1:19:09
  Brian McFadden: I'm talking Medicare people!
• 1:19:11
  Testecleese: Yes, but you could be 40 years old, dying of a slow, horrible death.
• 1:19:14
  Brian McFadden: Well, that's a whole different issue there. That's what the numbers are.
• 1:19:18
  Testecleese: Just fucking let him die, we hate the nuns. It's like, what the hell!
• 1:19:23
  Brian McFadden: Right, this is a whole… that's what the nuns are trying to do, they're trying to help people that are younger, not Medicare eligible, not VA eligible, that…
• 1:19:32
  Testecleese: Believe it.
• 1:19:33
  Testecleese: church to help the truly needy, right?
• 1:19:35
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, that's what the church is supposed to do in general.
• 1:19:39
  Testecleese: And here's the thing is, these nuns weren't turning away homosexuals or transgender people.
• 1:19:45
  Testecleese: They just hold different beliefs than some people.
• 1:19:48
  Brian McFadden: It's one thing if they're.
• 1:19:50
  Testecleese: Turning people away.
• 1:19:50
  Brian McFadden: That offends too many people.
• 1:19:53
  Testecleese: Well, did you see the woman at the… there was a baseball game recently. She was at one of these Pride Night things, she had a sweatshirt that said,
• 1:20:01
  Testecleese: Something about Jesus and the rainbow, I think, or Jesus and being proud, or something like that. She got kicked out of the game, because she was, like, behind home plate. Like, your shirt's offending some people. And she's like, yeah, and they're all offending me by stealing the rainbow from Christianity.
• 1:20:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:20:17
  Testecleese: And she got.
• 1:20:18
  Brian McFadden: And that's what we… while you were gone, we talked about that with the, the players in the Major League Baseball in San Francisco that put the…
• 1:20:28
  Testecleese: stole the rainbow.
• 1:20:29
  Brian McFadden: the true… the true verse about the rainbow on their hats that were supposed to be worn on Pride Night.
• 1:20:36
  Brian McFadden: And it pissed off people, and Senate jurors and congresspeople got involved and said, what the fuck, MLB? You know, you're supposed
• 1:20:46
  Brian McFadden: Free speech, and, you know.
• 1:20:50
  Brian McFadden: Freedom Religions type deal, and they all said, well, we're not gonna do anything to these players.
• 1:20:55
  Testecleese: Well, here's the thing is, like.
• 1:20:58
  Testecleese: They COULD fine these guys for not wearing the proper uniform.
• 1:21:02
  Brian McFadden: It could. But, that's gonna be a huge backlash.
• 1:21:06
  Testecleese: Yes.
• 1:21:07
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 1:21:09
  Brian McFadden: I wouldn't necessarily be…
• 1:21:10
  Testecleese: Wrong.
• 1:21:11
  Brian McFadden: I do believe that the MLB, like the NFL, gets special…
• 1:21:17
  Brian McFadden: Tax compensation from the federal government.
• 1:21:21
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, yeah, you have any damn much money Major League Baseball brings in?
• 1:21:25
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:21:25
  Repeat Offender: It's disgusting.
• 1:21:28
  Testecleese: Oh, billions!
• 1:21:30
  Brian McFadden: But it's not even the… it's not even America's pastime anymore.
• 1:21:34
  Testecleese: You can say that, but it's… I think it's the only major league sport, at least the one that I can think of, that doesn't have a salary cap. They recently brought it back up. Last time they brought it up in the early 90s, they actually went on strike.
• 1:21:45
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:21:46
  Testecleese: These guys are getting paid, like, $500 million a season.
• 1:21:50
  Testecleese: That's…
• 1:21:51
  Testecleese: So, and like, oh, well, they get paid it, that doesn't mean it goes into the tax… it goes into the taxpayer's pocket, because these assholes get paid their income tax, and
• 1:21:59
  Testecleese: This is an income! This is not a fucking 1099, this is a W-2.
• 1:22:04
  Brian McFadden: No, they get W2s, yeah.
• 1:22:06
  Testecleese: Yeah, so they're paying ridiculous income tax.
• 1:22:10
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:10
  Testecleese: The team is paying a ridiculous income tax.
• 1:22:15
  Testecleese: And then they go out and spend the money, which gets taxed. More people have money that they spend, which gets taxed.
• 1:22:22
  Testecleese: Right, it's a huge moneymaker, huge moneymaker. Like, Derek Jeter became a billionaire by being a baseball player.
• 1:22:31
  Testecleese: That's insane!
• 1:22:33
  Brian McFadden: Duh.
• 1:22:34
  Testecleese: One guy! You know?
• 1:22:37
  Testecleese: And he's not the only one! Vegeta's, like, the famous one, because he's on, like, Shark Tank and stuff now, right?
• 1:22:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:22:44
  Testecleese: Anyone still watch Shark Tank?
• 1:22:46
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:22:47
  Testecleese: I check it out once in a while, it's fun every now and then, sometimes you find a cool idea.
• 1:22:55
  Testecleese: Anyway, back to Boston.
• 1:22:58
  Testecleese: Oh my gosh.
• 1:23:00
  Testecleese: During the World Cup, they've suspended the open container rule in the city.
• 1:23:05
  Testecleese: So, like, you can actually walk down the street with an open beer in your hand, and it's okay.
• 1:23:10
  Testecleese: And people were saying, like, hey, if we can do it with all these foreigners, especially all these Scottish people, because… I don't know if everyone realizes it, Boston was taken over by Scotland, because both of their games were in Foxborough.
• 1:23:23
  Testecleese: Where the New England Patriots play.
• 1:23:25
  Testecleese: Scotland's just overrun, Boston's overrun by Scots.
• 1:23:29
  Testecleese: And they're saying, if we can have all these foreigners here.
• 1:23:32
  Testecleese: with open containers on the streets all the time, it's like, why can't we do this year-round?
• 1:23:37
  Testecleese: for, like, the citizens. Like, why can't I sit on my front porch and have a beer, and not get a fine? You know what I mean? I think it's a fair argument, because Boston's not, like.
• 1:23:48
  Testecleese: The suburbs, when your front porch, Is all your property.
• 1:23:52
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Like, you don't have a yard in Boston. You're out sitting on a stoop.
• 1:23:57
  Testecleese: with a 40 in your hand, and yeah, it's morality laws, but if you're gonna let it happen when these other folks are here, why isn't it good enough for the citizens? Kind of like what happened in China, not China, California, when Xi Jinping from China came to visit, they cleaned up… they did for the World Cup, too! They cleaned up just enough.
• 1:24:15
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:24:16
  Testecleese: for the immediate error, it's like, well, apparently you CAN do it, why aren't you?
• 1:24:21
  Repeat Offender: Hmm.
• 1:24:22
  Repeat Offender: See, we… we… in Australia, we've got areas where you… you can't drink.
• 1:24:26
  Repeat Offender: Like their family areas.
• 1:24:28
  Repeat Offender: So it's like… Parts of boots you can't drink.
• 1:24:32
  Repeat Offender: Parts of entertainment area, precincts, you can't drink.
• 1:24:35
  Repeat Offender: But we've got areas, like, mate, it's just open slather.
• 1:24:39
  Testecleese: It's funny, because United States, mostly speaking, any public property, you cannot have an open container. That's why, like, in the movies and TV, they always have it in, like, a paper bag, so the cop can't see that it's alcohol.
• 1:24:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:24:52
  Repeat Offender: mate, you go down to our sporting, our local sporting parks and that, it's all open parks. You walk in, we're drinking beer, that's some of the club's biggest assets, is the beer sales, and the alcohol sales. That's how sporting clubs survive.
• 1:25:06
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, the… you go to the baseball game, there's gonna be beer for sale. It's gonna be $13 a beer, though, you know what I mean?
• 1:25:14
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:25:14
  Repeat Offender: Oh, no, we're not fenced in. I'm not talking about major, like, major…
• 1:25:18
  Repeat Offender: codes, but even now local rugby League, you know.
• 1:25:21
  Testecleese: Like, literally.
• 1:25:21
  Repeat Offender: And a local community rugby league and all that sort of stuff.
• 1:25:24
  Testecleese: Oh, okay.
• 1:25:25
  Repeat Offender: Like, we sell cans of beer off the back of Eskies and that, off the back of Utes.
• 1:25:29
  Repeat Offender: You know? That's how the company makes money.
• 1:25:31
  Testecleese: I'm just saying, if I walk down the street in… well, not right now, apparently, but if I just literally walked from my house.
• 1:25:37
  Testecleese: To the corner store to pick up a six-pack, right?
• 1:25:41
  Testecleese: I pick up, I grab my six-pack.
• 1:25:43
  Brian McFadden: I don't wanna see you walking it.
• 1:25:46
  Testecleese: Well, not here, in Boston it's different, alright?
• 1:25:48
  Brian McFadden: Oh, okay, I didn't roll.
• 1:25:49
  Testecleese: It's only…
• 1:25:50
  Brian McFadden: in Boston.
• 1:25:50
  Testecleese: It's only a 6-minute walk to the corner store in Boston from where I live, right?
• 1:25:55
  Brian McFadden: It's more like a 30 and probably a couple hour walk from where you're in position.
• 1:25:59
  Testecleese: It's a 25 to 35 minute drive to the nearest place I can get beer here in West Virginia. Yeah.
• 1:26:05
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, roughly.
• 1:26:06
  Testecleese: But if I pick up a six-pack, walk out, pull one off… Yeah. Actually, you know what? I say pull one… I say pull one off? No, that's not true.
• 1:26:15
  Testecleese: Massachusetts, you're allowed to buy booze and not have it in a bag.
• 1:26:20
  Testecleese: Not all states do that. Some states… I think Virginia does it.
• 1:26:23
  Testecleese: You can't… It has to be, like, in a bag or a big cardboard box.
• 1:26:28
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:29
  Testecleese: Like, you… you can't just… you can't just buy a bottle of whiskey.
• 1:26:32
  Brian McFadden: They won't do it. They're putting it in a bag automatically, you know.
• 1:26:36
  Testecleese: Yeah, I think it's the law.
• 1:26:38
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:26:39
  Testecleese: But yeah, if I open up a single beer on my way home from the corner store to where I live in Boston, and drink it on my way home, I'm gonna get hit with a fine.
• 1:26:49
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's like, I was… I never went in the road, I'm not intoxicated, I'm not shouting at people, I just figured I'd pick up a six-pack after work and watch the baseball game, you know what I mean?
• 1:27:00
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:27:01
  Repeat Offender: Yay.
• 1:27:02
  Testecleese: And now you're paying a fine because you… oh, you didn't get into your house and close the door before you opened your beer. I mean…
• 1:27:09
  Testecleese: Let's be real, they're still treating… in some areas of the United States, they're still treating booze like we treat marijuana now.
• 1:27:16
  Testecleese: Like, it has to be in the confines of your own property, the scent can't pass
• 1:27:22
  Testecleese: to, like, where children definitely are. It's like, they let me smoke a joint in a lot of states here, but…
• 1:27:29
  Testecleese: If there's children living next door to me, and the wind's blowing that way, I'll get in trouble.
• 1:27:34
  Testecleese: That's the same.
• 1:27:34
  Brian McFadden: Speaking of that, I'm gonna deviate for a second.
• 1:27:37
  Testecleese: We're good.
• 1:27:37
  Brian McFadden: is new.
• 1:27:38
  Brian McFadden: Bro.
• 1:27:40
  Brian McFadden: Narrow.
• 1:27:41
  Testecleese: So much…
• 1:27:41
  Brian McFadden: Recreational marijuana, now they've raised the, $25 fine for smoking marijuana in public up to $2.50.
• 1:27:50
  Testecleese: Well, they By an order of magnitude, huh?
• 1:27:55
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 1:27:56
  Brian McFadden: That was one of the things they agreed to, to, like, push through recreational marijuana.
• 1:28:01
  Testecleese: No.
• 1:28:02
  Brian McFadden: I don't know.
• 1:28:02
  Testecleese: disagree. Don't be down.
• 1:28:03
  Brian McFadden: Well, I'm living in Michigan, which has been recreational marijuana almost from the beginning. It was right behind Colorado and California.
• 1:28:12
  Testecleese: for Massachusetts.
• 1:28:13
  Brian McFadden: And the cops do not even pay attention to people smoking marijuana on the street.
• 1:28:21
  Testecleese: Typically speaking, as long as you're not causing a problem, the cops are gonna leave you alone, let's be real. Yeah. It's not… it's not worth their effort to get into a fight.
• 1:28:29
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:28:29
  Testecleese: Possibly cause some shit.
• 1:28:31
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:28:32
  Brian McFadden: You know what I mean? I've done it. I've done it in the last few years since I've been visiting and lived here, you know?
• 1:28:38
  Brian McFadden: Smoked in public in a major city, you know, and nobody gives a shit.
• 1:28:42
  Testecleese: So…
• 1:28:42
  Repeat Offender: I'm having.
• 1:28:43
  Testecleese: the most trouble this year with my seeds, dude. I can't get my seeds to take.
• 1:28:48
  Testecleese: I've gone through, like, 6 seeds.
• 1:28:51
  Testecleese: That's, like, 50 bucks!
• 1:28:53
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like it's a good reason to make a road trip to a recreational state.
• 1:28:58
  Testecleese: Oh, that's a long drive, that's out of state.
• 1:29:02
  Testecleese: Oh yeah, that's out of state, that's a long, long… Oh, oh, I want to laugh, too. Have you seen these guys coming from Europe and around the world?
• 1:29:09
  Testecleese: for the World Cup, have you seen this shit they're saying?
• 1:29:12
  Brian McFadden: About ranch dressing, we already talked about on the last show.
• 1:29:15
  Testecleese: He's like, I need to bring this home with me!
• 1:29:18
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, they're trying to bring it on their… their carry-on, and the TSA. You gotta check it, because it's too big of a container.
• 1:29:27
  Testecleese: I laughed so hard at that. But yeah, I mean, they're like, oh, the food's amazing, everyone's so friendly, they're helpful, and they're like.
• 1:29:35
  Brian McFadden: That's so… but that's the problem with stereotypes, you know? People that have not been here don't realize that… They've been led to believe that…
• 1:29:42
  Testecleese: the devil.
• 1:29:42
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:29:44
  Testecleese: But yeah, I heard a bunch of people saying, it's like, I've heard about the smell of rain in the United States before, and it's like, these guys are fucking nuts, they're making up, and then it rained, like, no, it is a different smell. And I'm like, I don't…
• 1:29:59
  Testecleese: don't think much of it, but I suppose when I've been overseas and it rained, it didn't have that rain smell, it was just water falling out of the sky. And it's not because the United States is special, it's just…
• 1:30:09
  Testecleese: It might even happen in Australia. It's actually… the rain's actually falling on dirt, and not asphalt, and you're splashing up all the nutrients and the minerals. You know that.
• 1:30:20
  Testecleese: You know that rain smell I'm talking about.
• 1:30:23
  Repeat Offender: It's even when you cut your lawn, mate, and it rains after you cut your lawn.
• 1:30:27
  Repeat Offender: You get that different smell, nitrogen.
• 1:30:30
  Testecleese: fresh cut grass. This is something I've been bringing up for years. I was like, women are wearing the wrong cologne.
• 1:30:35
  Testecleese: The wrong perfume.
• 1:30:37
  Testecleese: No, no, they're trying to smell, like, lavenders and lilies, and I'm like, no, no, you need to smell, like, sawdust and fresh-cut grass. That's gonna attract a dude!
• 1:30:47
  Repeat Offender: Let's see, hey, I'll cut, I'll cut that one, dear.
• 1:30:51
  Testecleese: You smell good. You smell like something got done today, you know?
• 1:30:57
  Repeat Offender: I feel like I've accomplished something.
• 1:31:00
  Testecleese: I'm tempted to start a company and try to sell that exact product, and just… just only try to sell it in redneck and hillbilly areas first.
• 1:31:09
  Repeat Offender: Right.
• 1:31:09
  Testecleese: Because let's be real, the guy in Boston doesn't know what fresh cut grass smells like anyway.
• 1:31:14
  Repeat Offender: I gotta tell you, once you get back your pot, you're talking about that, mate. When I visited California and that, and I was going around, we got off the tour bus at Venice Beach. I'll tell you what, old stone by I took my third step.
• 1:31:26
  Testecleese: It's so hot and humid.
• 1:31:28
  Repeat Offender: Smell… no, the smell of pot.
• 1:31:29
  Repeat Offender: Oh, okay.
• 1:31:32
  Repeat Offender: Well, he was sticking, it was hot.
• 1:31:34
  Testecleese: You're like, yeah, I know it's legal, but it's like, does it have to stink like it everywhere? Right?
• 1:31:40
  Brian McFadden: You gotta love skunks!
• 1:31:42
  Repeat Offender: Three, three steps, 3 steps and all of them.
• 1:31:44
  Testecleese: I believe I knew you when you came to the States, and you didn't come to see me.
• 1:31:48
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:31:48
  Repeat Offender: It's for good, bro. Unlimited time. Got unlimited time, mate. I will next time I come over.
• 1:31:53
  Brian McFadden: You're never coming.
• 1:31:54
  Testecleese: It's a long flight.
• 1:31:57
  Repeat Offender: They're getting… the flights are getting shorter all the time, mate.
• 1:32:01
  Repeat Offender: He told me I had direct flights from.
• 1:32:02
  Brian McFadden: They're not getting cheaper.
• 1:32:03
  Repeat Offender: To London, Neil?
• 1:32:06
  Repeat Offender: -
• 1:32:08
  Testecleese: Oh, something here, also about Iran in the World Cup.
• 1:32:14
  Testecleese: Not only did it demand no pride flag, Apparently…
• 1:32:21
  Testecleese: A whole bunch of, fans carried in their old flag before this new regime took…
• 1:32:27
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, the band, the band flags, the lion and the sun flags.
• 1:32:30
  Testecleese: The lion in the sun.
• 1:32:32
  Testecleese: And they were flying out, and I was like, oh!
• 1:32:35
  Testecleese: So, like, Iran was in the 70s when people were successful and doing stuff, and it was a thriving nation before the regime took over.
• 1:32:46
  Testecleese: Apparently, they weren't supposed to.
• 1:32:48
  Testecleese: like… I'm not sure who's supposed to enforce this.
• 1:32:53
  Testecleese: But, yeah, apparently they were everywhere, all over the place. But both times now, Iran has played.
• 1:33:03
  Brian McFadden: Donald's not allowed to, their team's not allowed to spend the night in the United States. They're allowed… they're allowed to fly in for the match.
• 1:33:11
  Brian McFadden: And then fly back to Mexico the same night.
• 1:33:15
  Testecleese: Why?
• 1:33:17
  Brian McFadden: Because Iran and the US have a little situation developing right now.
• 1:33:22
  Testecleese: That has nothing to do with the World Cup, and we all know that.
• 1:33:25
  Brian McFadden: No, it's not the worst. Yeah, but that's how the diplomatic situation is going on.
• 1:33:32
  Testecleese: So they're spending a shit ton of money that they don't need to.
• 1:33:36
  Testecleese: And this is something I was actually curious about, Brian.
• 1:33:39
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:33:41
  Testecleese: How many people, after this World Cup thing happened?
• 1:33:44
  Testecleese: Are gonna overstay their visas.
• 1:33:47
  Testecleese: Good question. How many more illegal immigrants are we gonna have in here because of this?
• 1:33:50
  Brian McFadden: Probably a lot.
• 1:33:53
  Brian McFadden: Because they can't get ranch dressing in Europe.
• 1:33:58
  Testecleese: That made me laugh my balls off that ranch dressing was such a big deal.
• 1:34:02
  Repeat Offender: But they can get Doritos and Mattis.
• 1:34:05
  Testecleese: But I was like, for real, can you guys not get ranch dressing in Europe?
• 1:34:09
  Brian McFadden: Ticken.
• 1:34:10
  Testecleese: Is this not…
• 1:34:10
  Brian McFadden: It's like trying to get Vegemite in Europe, you know? It's just not a thing.
• 1:34:14
  Testecleese: Vegemite, or… what's the weird shit? Nutella?
• 1:34:18
  Testecleese: You can get Nutella in the States, but it's
• 1:34:21
  Testecleese: It's not like finding ranch dressing, but I know you Australians love Nutella like we love peanut butter.
• 1:34:27
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, yeah, it goes down a tree, dear, mate.
• 1:34:30
  Testecleese: Oh, I like peanut butter better.
• 1:34:32
  Testecleese: Oh, mmm, peanut butter's so good on almost anything, dude.
• 1:34:36
  Brian McFadden: I put it on my waffles with syrup. It's like a Reese's peanut butter cup.
• 1:34:40
  Testecleese: I've known people that have done that.
• 1:34:43
  Testecleese: Oh, I like it on a Richmond.
• 1:34:45
  Testecleese: Ritz Cracker?
• 1:34:46
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah, if I have to have soup?
• 1:34:48
  Brian McFadden: for whatever reason, I better have some crackers and peanut butter with my soup, you know, because that's, like, a family tradition ever since I was growing up. I had soup, and I had peanut butter crackers, you know?
• 1:35:00
  Testecleese: Do you have a paper?
• 1:35:01
  Repeat Offender: Peanut butter.
• 1:35:02
  Repeat Offender: This could be a divisive question.
• 1:35:04
  Repeat Offender: Crunchy or smooth.
• 1:35:06
  Brian McFadden: I'm still… I like…
• 1:35:09
  Testecleese: I like them both, but I will say, just be aware.
• 1:35:13
  Testecleese: If you use crunchy, the chunky, the dogs will nibble at your balls trying to get the peanut butter off.
• 1:35:21
  Repeat Offender: I'm always…
• 1:35:22
  Brian McFadden: It's been smooth. It's always been smooth.
• 1:35:24
  Testecleese: I love it, he's like, oh, that's gross!
• 1:35:27
  Repeat Offender: No, no, I sent a video once.
• 1:35:32
  Testecleese: But yeah, peanut butter and ketchup are so American.
• 1:35:35
  Testecleese: they, like, yes, I understand the rest of the world has these things, but they're not, like, Because of…
• 1:35:41
  Brian McFadden: It's not the same in the rest of the world, it tastes different.
• 1:35:43
  Repeat Offender: We've got tomato sauce. We use tomato sauce, you guys have got ketchup.
• 1:35:48
  Testecleese: Yeah, and they're not the same.
• 1:35:49
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 1:35:50
  Repeat Offender: They're not the same.
• 1:35:50
  Testecleese: Because when you say tomato sauce, what does that mean?
• 1:35:53
  Testecleese: like…
• 1:35:55
  Brian McFadden: You put it on your spaghetti!
• 1:35:56
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was marinara's a tomato sauce, too, it's nothing like ketchup.
• 1:36:01
  Repeat Offender: It's different, it's different than the sauce that you use in pastas.
• 1:36:05
  Repeat Offender: It's a condiment, it's like barbecue sauce, tomato sauce, it's like ketchup.
• 1:36:09
  Repeat Offender: But it's different, completely different.
• 1:36:11
  Testecleese: Oh, I want to point out before we move on here, that apparently… the Australian and us.
• 1:36:19
  Testecleese: Speak more like the, england, when the United States was formed, than the English do today.
• 1:36:26
  Brian McFadden: I won'.
• 1:36:28
  Testecleese: No, this goofy, stupid accent thing they've.
• 1:36:30
  Brian McFadden: Is that because they've allowed all the Muslims into their country?
• 1:36:34
  Testecleese: No, no, this is… this is way before that.
• 1:36:37
  Testecleese: But they did this whole upper-class thing, and started pronouncing things differently, and speaking to sound more educated.
• 1:36:45
  Testecleese: But, like… The repeat offender and I sound more like Thomas Jefferson than,
• 1:36:52
  Testecleese: Keir Starmer, who, by the way, is no longer the Prime Minister!
• 1:36:57
  Repeat Offender: You still had that wanker.
• 1:36:59
  Testecleese: Well, here's the question. What the fuck is wrong with England, man? Or Great Britain, or the United Kingdom? I don't know what the fuck they call themselves. I don't even give a shit, because their government's so fucked up and backwards.
• 1:37:11
  Testecleese: But they haven't had a prime minister serve out a full term in a decade!
• 1:37:17
  Testecleese: A decade!
• 1:37:20
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, do you want to hear something that's going to blow you away as well?
• 1:37:23
  Repeat Offender: This new guy I got voted in, Andy Burnham, right? He got voted in by 9,000 people.
• 1:37:29
  Testecleese: Yeah, this is interesting.
• 1:37:30
  Testecleese: over there.
• 1:37:31
  Repeat Offender: He's now looking to become the next Prime Minister, with only 9,000 votes.
• 1:37:38
  Repeat Offender: How does that make democracy work?
• 1:37:41
  Testecleese: That's question!
• 1:37:42
  Testecleese: Because most of the people living in that country can't vote.
• 1:37:47
  Repeat Offender: Oh, I can.
• 1:37:48
  Repeat Offender: It's 20… There's 20 million voters.
• 1:37:53
  Repeat Offender: Nearly 30 million voters that they got.
• 1:37:56
  Repeat Offender: Right?
• 1:37:57
  Testecleese: Yeah, but it doesn't matter which way you vote, they're gonna keep bringing in the people of the United Kingdom.
• 1:38:03
  Testecleese: I've had enough of this immigration thing. It took them a little longer than the United States, but they've had enough with everything that's been going on. This kid was murdered in the streets, and the cops arrested him for being murdered.
• 1:38:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Look what happened to that guy in Northern Ireland who had his eyes gouged out, and his… the guy tried to saw his fucking head off, right?
• 1:38:22
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 1:38:23
  Testecleese: The people have had enough of it, but the government's like, bring more in!
• 1:38:26
  Testecleese: You know, and finally, France at least, is like, no, no, no, we need to stop this shit.
• 1:38:32
  Testecleese: Look at me standing up for France. They're usually the first ones I make fun of, waving their fucking… their French flag of, surrender, you know?
• 1:38:41
  Repeat Offender: Poland and Hungary, mate, they stopped it years ago. Poland said no immigrants.
• 1:38:45
  Testecleese: Understanding that.
• 1:38:47
  Testecleese: Well, I'm gonna cut Poland a lot of slack, and that entire region.
• 1:38:52
  Testecleese: from, like, Poland and east, a little bit north and a little bit south, all the way up to basically Russia, what we would call,
• 1:39:00
  Testecleese: the Slavic region.
• 1:39:04
  Testecleese: Because the word slave literally comes from this.
• 1:39:07
  Testecleese: They're the most enslaved people on the planet, most invaded people on the planet.
• 1:39:14
  Testecleese: Of course they don't want more people coming into their country, you know?
• 1:39:17
  Repeat Offender: Oh, yeah, like Estonia and all that.
• 1:39:22
  Testecleese: Oh, man.
• 1:39:23
  Testecleese: Alright, where the fuck were we, Brian?
• 1:39:25
  Testecleese: Oh, we're moving on to immigration. Look at that! It's almost like… it's almost like I predict how these conversations are gonna go in advance.
• 1:39:33
  Testecleese: This is… this, I don't quite understand.
• 1:39:37
  Testecleese: Trump was looking to use the database of social security numbers and citizenship status.
• 1:39:43
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:39:45
  Testecleese: As far as it went to, it was illegal immigrants, not even voting, right?
• 1:39:50
  Testecleese: And a judge is like, no, you can't do that.
• 1:39:52
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:39:53
  Testecleese: How does a judge tell the federal government they don't have the authority to use
• 1:39:57
  Testecleese: The tools of the federal government.
• 1:39:59
  Brian McFadden: They do it all the time! The federal government has succeeded power to the judicial system.
• 1:40:08
  Repeat Offender: James Scooters come in and put… knocked that on the head?
• 1:40:11
  Testecleese: What's that?
• 1:40:12
  Repeat Offender: Didn't SCOTUS come in and knock that on the head?
• 1:40:15
  Repeat Offender: the Supreme Court I think they knocked that on the head.
• 1:40:18
  Brian McFadden: Not in this case, but they're doing well.
• 1:40:22
  Testecleese: But he did just get 2 huge wins on immigration.
• 1:40:26
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, I saw that.
• 1:40:28
  Testecleese: Yeah, I… I can't remember what the two of them were, but it bothers me that, like, these things exist.
• 1:40:36
  Testecleese: Just to check citizenship.
• 1:40:39
  Testecleese: And he's saying you can't use it. Why are we funding having… why do we have an IRS?
• 1:40:44
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:40:45
  Repeat Offender: Yes.
• 1:40:46
  Testecleese: Like, can I seriously just say I'm not a citizen anymore and stop paying taxes and start getting handed a check instead?
• 1:40:54
  Repeat Offender: Well, how do people like the DHS go and check people?
• 1:40:58
  Repeat Offender: Department of Homeland Security, then.
• 1:41:00
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 1:41:01
  Repeat Offender: They'd have to go in some sort of database, wouldn't they?
• 1:41:04
  Testecleese: You would think so.
• 1:41:07
  Testecleese: But yeah, there were two decisions by the, Supreme Court, by SCOTUS, concerning, immigration, the great victories for Trump. Alito wrote both the opinions.
• 1:41:18
  Testecleese: Jackson wrote The Descent.
• 1:41:22
  Testecleese: I believe it was 6-3 on both of them.
• 1:41:26
  Testecleese: Jackson, and what's the other one? Sotomayor helped her write it, because more than once, Sotomayor's been like, I'm not going anywhere near you, you're crazy, right?
• 1:41:34
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:41:35
  Testecleese: Alright, I at least respect Sonya.
• 1:41:38
  Testecleese: Or Sonya, what… I'm not sure what… how you pronounce her name.
• 1:41:43
  Testecleese: She may… I disagree with her a lot, but at least she's not a fucking moron.
• 1:41:49
  Testecleese: like…
• 1:41:50
  Testecleese: Ketanji Brown Jackson, like, she's using AI to write her fucking dissent letters, and they don't make any sense.
• 1:41:58
  Testecleese: But… first case is Mullen v. Al Otrolado. The court held that migrants who turned away at the border before the United States are not entitled to apply for asylum. So basically, you have to be in the country
• 1:42:10
  Testecleese: To apply for asylum, if you turn away the border, you don't get that option. And Jackson's dissent…
• 1:42:16
  Testecleese: said, well, then how come when you fly in to Dulles, you know, in Virginia.
• 1:42:23
  Testecleese: It says, no, arriving at Washington, D.C. It's like.
• 1:42:28
  Testecleese: It says, first of all, it says, arriving, not arrived at.
• 1:42:31
  Testecleese: Right?
• 1:42:33
  Testecleese: And you… You're talking about colloquial terms, as if…
• 1:42:38
  Testecleese: The world should… me simply saying, I'm here and I'm not, should mean that I am.
• 1:42:44
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:42:45
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's like, if I'm coming to your house, Brian, and I'm down the street, I'm…
• 1:42:48
  Testecleese: 5… 2 miles from your house, on the same road you live on.
• 1:42:54
  Testecleese: And I shoot you a message that says, I'm here.
• 1:42:57
  Testecleese: That's probably because I'm assuming that by the time you get out to your front door, I'm actually gonna be in your driveway.
• 1:43:02
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:43:03
  Testecleese: I wasn't actually at your house when I sent that message. And I definitely wasn't IN your house, where I'm allowed to ask for a beer, you know?
• 1:43:11
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yep.
• 1:43:12
  Testecleese: God!
• 1:43:13
  Testecleese: Very frustrating stuff, and she just says dumb things.
• 1:43:17
  Testecleese: Anyway, the second case, Mullen versus Doe, the court… oh, this is a good one. The court ruled that the Haitian and Syrian nationals in the United States with, the TPS, temporary protected status, do not get judicial relief, postponing their revocation of their status.
• 1:43:35
  Testecleese: Basically, you can't just say, You can't be here as a Haitian or Syrian mom.
• 1:43:40
  Testecleese: Asylum seeker?
• 1:43:42
  Testecleese: They'd say, I'm gonna stay longer.
• 1:43:44
  Testecleese: Because we're saying, These voices aren't as dangerous as they were when you initially asked for asylum.
• 1:43:52
  Testecleese: which I would disagree with Haiti in particular.
• 1:43:56
  Testecleese: But, I've been told by the Democrats that Hades
• 1:44:00
  Testecleese: It's beautiful, it's amazing, it's definitely not a shithole, definitely not people selling children into slavery, and there's definitely not a dude named fucking, what was his name?
• 1:44:10
  Testecleese: Barbecue. Eating people.
• 1:44:13
  Brian McFadden: Nice.
• 1:44:15
  Testecleese: Syria's not much… doesn't Syria still have open slave trades? Like…
• 1:44:20
  Testecleese: You can go to, like, the market and buy people in Syria still.
• 1:44:24
  Repeat Offender: Oh, my soul.
• 1:44:26
  Testecleese: I know there's a handful of countries over there that do that, and I thought Syria was one of them.
• 1:44:31
  Repeat Offender: But the thing is, like, forget about the words that you said, TPS, temporary is the very first word.
• 1:44:36
  Repeat Offender: It's not permanent.
• 1:44:38
  Testecleese: It was just, like, a delayed action for childhood arrivals, the DACA thing, under Obama.
• 1:44:44
  Testecleese: delayed action. Doesn't mean no action, it just means we're gonna take our time. And the problem is, we waited so long, now these kids have been here 15 years.
• 1:44:52
  Testecleese: And they're like, I don't even speak Spanish. I can't go back to Mexico, you know?
• 1:44:58
  Testecleese: And that's the problem, is you're supposed to be long enough to figure out what to do, and it turned into, you get to stay here.
• 1:45:07
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, it's a difficult one, isn't it? Like, the thing of that is, mate, like, you've got to make a scan somewhere, and people don't understand.
• 1:45:14
  Repeat Offender: If you keep doing this, you keep letting people in your borders, you destroy your country. Your country will be in ruins. The infrastructure will fall apart. It's what's happened in Australia.
• 1:45:23
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, the problem is.
• 1:45:25
  Testecleese: I swear they're doing it on purpose now. It's not even that they…
• 1:45:30
  Testecleese: They literally hate this country. They're defacing the National Mall, all the monuments, because they hate Trump so bad.
• 1:45:39
  Testecleese: They don't give a… they're… these major cities are canceling 4th of July.
• 1:45:45
  Testecleese: Because of Trump.
• 1:45:47
  Testecleese: And I'm like, what the fuck is the matter with you?
• 1:45:50
  Brian McFadden: But…
• 1:45:51
  Testecleese: It's like, I didn't like Joe Biden, but I didn't stop burning American flags because he was in office, you know what I mean?
• 1:45:57
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:45:58
  Repeat Offender: They don't realize, mate, if America falls, the rest of the Western world falls.
• 1:46:03
  Testecleese: Well, the entire world will… will go back, a century in everything.
• 1:46:09
  Repeat Offender: Moore.
• 1:46:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, because it'll devolve immediately into warfare.
• 1:46:14
  Testecleese: Everyone trying to take everything they can from everyone else. But this is something I was bringing up earlier about what happened in New York with the socialists.
• 1:46:22
  Testecleese: Fuck, I forgot where I was going with this. What were you just saying?
• 1:46:27
  Testecleese: I don't remember.
• 1:46:29
  Testecleese: I don't remember, but she was talking about how she wanted to, like, destroy the United States from the inside. It was just like,
• 1:46:37
  Testecleese: Rubio just did a… interview thing… on the floor.
• 1:46:43
  Testecleese: With this woman who's being nominated for some kind of judgeship.
• 1:46:50
  Testecleese: Granted, it was 31 years ago when she was in law school, but she came out and said that we need more judges to do better at hiding
• 1:46:56
  Testecleese: And,
• 1:46:57
  Testecleese: sneaking around with their agendas to make it appear as though they're neutral and continue to, you know, destroy the white man. And Rubio asked her about this, she goes, well, this is 31 years ago, you know, my views have changed. He goes, yeah, but if you still believe this criteria, wouldn't you say the same thing?
• 1:47:16
  Testecleese: And she was like, Probably.
• 1:47:20
  Testecleese: Ow.
• 1:47:22
  Repeat Offender: Who's she holding?
• 1:47:23
  Testecleese: I've said some dumb shit in my life, but I've never done anything I can't… I've never said anything… put out anything other that I can't go like, oh, that was a stupid thing to say.
• 1:47:32
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's like, oh, I made a mistake, I've never done it to the… I've said stupid things that are… you can't take back, but I've never put it out there for the public to see.
• 1:47:41
  Testecleese: That's the problem, is everyone's putting this shit out for the public to see.
• 1:47:45
  Brian McFadden: It's all about.
• 1:47:47
  Testecleese: Well, these TikTokers, they go in their car, these women go in their cars and start screaming and crying about losing their job. It's like, this is what you want your next employer to see?
• 1:47:58
  Testecleese: Yeah. Is you losing your shit and crying for 20 minutes in your car?
• 1:48:03
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:48:03
  Repeat Offender: What did you say you just lost your job for?
• 1:48:06
  Testecleese: Usually, like, I, you know, I kicked some white guy in the balls he had coming because he was white, and it's like…
• 1:48:12
  Testecleese: Tell you, like, no one's gonna hire you if they can see this video.
• 1:48:16
  Repeat Offender: I don't know if you guys said it, one of the best ones I saw was this Democrat, white Democrat Liberal woman, turn around, she says, when there's a civil war, she says, all us blue states own all the fresh water. I'm thinking, how's that gonna end up for you, love?
• 1:48:30
  Testecleese: What does she mean they own the fresh water?
• 1:48:32
  Repeat Offender: Well, the water… they say the majority of the fresh water is in all the bloody blue states, and I'm thinking, how's this gonna end up for you, darling?
• 1:48:38
  Repeat Offender: I said, America's full of water.
• 1:48:40
  Testecleese: But it's not all in the blue states. The blue states are the coast. That's the end of the river where poison to the ocean. It comes from the mountaintops in the middle of the country!
• 1:48:50
  Repeat Offender: No, that's closed, dear.
• 1:48:51
  Testecleese: Look at if Appalachia alone damned off all of the rivers going, the entire fucking east coast of the United States would run out of water in a day.
• 1:49:02
  Repeat Offender: That's something nice.
• 1:49:04
  Testecleese: She thinks it just bubbles out of the fucking ground like California's one giant spring?
• 1:49:10
  Repeat Offender: Oh, I don't know.
• 1:49:11
  Testecleese: Colorado River, you stupid bitch!
• 1:49:13
  Repeat Offender: Oh, it's like the Amazon. Amazon's all from inland, it goes out, out to sea.
• 1:49:21
  Testecleese: Now, one thing I've noticed, though, is that when…
• 1:49:24
  Testecleese: When it comes to these Republicans, if it comes to a civil war, the Democrats are afraid of guns. One warning shot, and they're all gonna run away. Like, you say that shit, yeah, you may own more guns than your average Democrat, but these nutjobs that want to do this shit?
• 1:49:37
  Testecleese: They're getting themselves fucking shot! They're attacking with cars, they're attacking with fireworks, they're attacking with rifles.
• 1:49:43
  Testecleese: You're not talking about your fucking Obama Democrat back when Obama was actually running for office before he got in office. We're talking about these anti-assholes that genuinely think they're saving the world.
• 1:49:56
  Testecleese: They're on their jihad quest.
• 1:50:01
  Repeat Offender: -
• 1:50:03
  Testecleese: That's my opinion.
• 1:50:03
  Repeat Offender: Or wasn't it good to see Fion get wide over 100 years? Was that guy just got 100 years or something? That didn't you?
• 1:50:08
  Testecleese: Yeah, and we brought that up earlier. He was the, this was the first major arrest after Trump designated them an international terrorist organization.
• 1:50:19
  Testecleese: A hundred years. But they shot a cop through the neck.
• 1:50:23
  Testecleese: With a high-powered rifle.
• 1:50:26
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 1:50:27
  Testecleese: high-powered, I just want everyone to understand…
• 1:50:31
  Testecleese: The difference between a rifle and a handgun.
• 1:50:35
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, handguns are dangerous. I mean, you can really hurt, kill someone.
• 1:50:41
  Testecleese: Bullet coming out of my rifle, is moving…
• 1:50:46
  Testecleese: Three times as fast, and has more mass.
• 1:50:51
  Testecleese: Mass times acceleration equals energy?
• 1:50:56
  Testecleese: So much more energy coming at you out of a rifle than a handgun.
• 1:51:01
  Testecleese: Alright.
• 1:51:02
  Testecleese: But the thing is, you can't just conceal a rifle.
• 1:51:05
  Testecleese: You know? Like, you can a handgun.
• 1:51:10
  Testecleese: Let's be real, like.
• 1:51:11
  Testecleese: When I go out in an area, I think there might be an issue, I carry my handgun, I keep it concealed, I'm not walking around with a fucking rifle on my back, you know what I mean?
• 1:51:21
  Testecleese: I'm allowed to, but it's just… it's unnecessary, it's way too much firepower, and should I have to fire it, my .308 round's probably gonna go through this guy, and now I have to… I am still responsible for what's on the other side of this guy that my round hits.
• 1:51:35
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah.
• 1:51:36
  Repeat Offender: Oops.
• 1:51:38
  Testecleese: Which is a hollow point in a 40, which isn't gonna get through the back of your rib cage.
• 1:51:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay.
• 1:51:49
  Testecleese: I read this, I think, twice, and I still… well, there's a… there's a video in there, I don't know if you want to do that.
• 1:51:57
  Testecleese: there was this Venezuelan immigrant from a… who's connected to a 2024 mass shooting, he was a teacher, right? And he was involved in the shooting somehow.
• 1:52:07
  Testecleese: Illinois… Released them.
• 1:52:11
  Testecleese: Back out into the world.
• 1:52:14
  Testecleese: without informing, ICE, ISIS finally picked this guy up.
• 1:52:25
  Testecleese: It's just… when Trump says the worst of the worst, you say, that's not what you're going for. They tried to get this man who was involved in a mass shooting in a school.
• 1:52:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 1:52:33
  Testecleese: And you protected him. This is the worst of the worst.
• 1:52:40
  Testecleese: And just… this is why he's go… this is why ICE is going to Home Depot at 5 AM and picking up illegal immigrants.
• 1:52:46
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:52:46
  Testecleese: Yo, Drabajo? Drabajo?
• 1:52:50
  Testecleese: I don't know if you guys got Home Depot down in Australia.
• 1:52:53
  Repeat Offender: Oh, different names than that, mate.
• 1:52:56
  Testecleese: Same kind of do-it-yourself, home improvement store.
• 1:52:59
  Repeat Offender: out, you know.
• 1:53:00
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 1:53:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:02
  Testecleese: Your sinks, your faucets, your hoses, lumber…
• 1:53:07
  Repeat Offender: electrical tape, wooden frames.
• 1:53:10
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's funny, because they make most of the money through contractors.
• 1:53:15
  Testecleese: At least here, like, people building houses or structures.
• 1:53:19
  Testecleese: But their biggest customer base is your average citizen.
• 1:53:23
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:24
  Testecleese: Because the contractor shows up and drops 10 grand at a time.
• 1:53:27
  Testecleese: But, I'm there… twice a month buying parts, you know what I mean?
• 1:53:32
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah.
• 1:53:36
  Testecleese: Oh, wow. Oh yeah, Keir Starmer's gone. Apparently…
• 1:53:39
  Brian McFadden: Talked about it.
• 1:53:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, apparently Trump dropped the news of this before it was supposed to go public.
• 1:53:45
  Brian McFadden: Well, Keir Starmer saw the writing on the wall, and he already said, if this other guy gets elected.
• 1:53:51
  Brian McFadden: You know, I'm out.
• 1:53:53
  Testecleese: End of that, yeah.
• 1:53:54
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:53:55
  Brian McFadden: Because he's lost all popularity with his own party. If you can't have the popularity of your party, you can't be Prime Minister.
• 1:54:03
  Testecleese: Well, that's the problem, though, is what do you have?
• 1:54:06
  Testecleese: In… over there, that's… I mean, I don't know a whole lot.
• 1:54:11
  Brian McFadden: I mean, we need to rely on the repave fender to explain the whole polymeritary system to us, because we don't
• 1:54:18
  Brian McFadden: Same system in place.
• 1:54:20
  Testecleese: I know, but like, what, what, what's his name there? The Indian guy.
• 1:54:26
  Testecleese: Nigel Farage?
• 1:54:28
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:54:29
  Repeat Offender: I'll count the Lord Mayor of London.
• 1:54:32
  Testecleese: Whatever.
• 1:54:33
  Repeat Offender: He's an Englishman.
• 1:54:36
  Testecleese: What difference does it make to being an Englishman? I'm pretty sure I could be prime minister, can't I? No.
• 1:54:41
  Repeat Offender: No, you can't.
• 1:54:43
  Testecleese: You sh- I thought I could.
• 1:54:45
  Brian McFadden: You're an English… you're an American citizen, you can't be prime minister.
• 1:54:49
  Testecleese: I could have sworn that there was no citizenship requirement, or maybe, maybe I just have to become a citizen, I don't have to be born there.
• 1:54:56
  Repeat Offender: You don't have to be born there, but you've got to be a citizen.
• 1:54:59
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:55:01
  Repeat Offender: So… but the thing is, the way the parliamentary works, right, and why we go through so many Prime Ministers in Australia and England and that.
• 1:55:08
  Repeat Offender: It's your party. Your party, or your caucus, your party.
• 1:55:13
  Brian McFadden: Majority ruling party votes in… Minister…
• 1:55:17
  Repeat Offender: Dude, let's go ahead.
• 1:55:18
  Brian McFadden: This guy there… ran against him in the party, or he was… I don't know.
• 1:55:24
  Repeat Offender: No.
• 1:55:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, see, it's out of this…
• 1:55:26
  Brian McFadden: Did the mid-election come up where the Prime Minister decided to resign right away?
• 1:55:32
  Repeat Offender: Well, what happened was, it was a by-election as Andy Burnham got in. Andy Burnham's the new guy coming in.
• 1:55:37
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 1:55:38
  Repeat Offender: He's another piece of shit, he's like Keir Starmer.
• 1:55:41
  Repeat Offender: he… he saw, like, he's anti-English, if you want to say for better of the words, and he's…
• 1:55:45
  Repeat Offender: hooked in with the Muslim Brotherhood somehow, with Muslims and…
• 1:55:49
  Brian McFadden: Oh, boy.
• 1:55:49
  Repeat Offender: sort of stuff. He's got voted in, because they had a by-election in an area that's got a seat in Parliament.
• 1:55:56
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 1:55:57
  Repeat Offender: It's like your representative, your senators, or whatever, when they get elected and all that.
• 1:56:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:56:02
  Repeat Offender: Owls get voted in, and… You're either in Parliament, or you're the opposition.
• 1:56:08
  Brian McFadden: Was the Muslim Brotherhood taking over the English Parliament?
• 1:56:12
  Repeat Offender: Well, they have, they started getting a few people in there now. Zadd Khan, he's, Law Mayor of London, and they've got little boroughs of, like.
• 1:56:21
  Testecleese: I thought the Islamic Brotherhood was recognized as an international terror organization.
• 1:56:27
  Repeat Offender: Just to be…
• 1:56:27
  Brian McFadden: America.
• 1:56:28
  Repeat Offender: boy, Donald Trump, and Charlie Wall is gonna be burning.
• 1:56:32
  Repeat Offender: Sharia law very soon, apparently.
• 1:56:36
  Testecleese: You should, you don't get to…
• 1:56:38
  Repeat Offender: Adam.
• 1:56:39
  Testecleese: You know, you can have your own weird laws according to your religion, that's fine.
• 1:56:43
  Testecleese: It doesn't mean… You still have to, you still…
• 1:56:45
  Brian McFadden: I'm on everybody else.
• 1:56:46
  Testecleese: But yeah, you just have to keep it to yourself, and you still have to abide by American laws. Like, for example.
• 1:56:53
  Testecleese: My religion tells me homosexuality is wrong.
• 1:56:57
  Testecleese: But the government says it's okay.
• 1:57:00
  Testecleese: I'm not gonna go blow shit up, because my religion says it's not okay.
• 1:57:06
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, I like you then, mate, but the thing is, what you're looking at, even in Texas, where they're trying, like.
• 1:57:10
  Repeat Offender: Muslims are trying to build a city with inside of a state.
• 1:57:14
  Testecleese: Yeah, we'll see how that works. We'll see how that works.
• 1:57:17
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, this is what I mean, like, it's going on in England. And this is how these people are getting elected into Parliament.
• 1:57:23
  Repeat Offender: They've got their little boroughs, they become a member of that.
• 1:57:26
  Repeat Offender: Federal member, they get picked, like, electorally.
• 1:57:29
  Repeat Offender: Then they join a party, right? So in the party. Then that party that's been elected chooses the leader of that party, so that's how they become Prime Minister.
• 1:57:39
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, I like the idea of the executive branch better than that, but…
• 1:57:44
  Repeat Offender: Oh, I like it too, I like it.
• 1:57:45
  Testecleese: And I would say that it seems to be working well enough for England for long enough, but honestly, it hasn't been that long, and it's not working anymore.
• 1:57:53
  Brian McFadden: Like… Right.
• 1:57:54
  Testecleese: We only started a revolution 250 years ago.
• 1:57:58
  Testecleese: When the actual monarch was actually in charge, You know?
• 1:58:03
  Repeat Offender: Yes.
• 1:58:04
  Repeat Offender: You can't tax people without representation, neither, that's bullshit.
• 1:58:08
  Testecleese: Oh, apparently you can in Australia.
• 1:58:10
  Repeat Offender: Mate, we can text for everything. But the thing was, you don't.
• 1:58:13
  Testecleese: I know you do! You guys should be stupid wealthy with the coal and the natural min… natural resources.
• 1:58:19
  Testecleese: You should be stupid loaded. Especially, you're so isolated, just like the United States, people can't just show up and take it.
• 1:58:27
  Repeat Offender: Well, start checking this out, it's called the New Party, or it's not a New Party, it's been around for a lot of years. Her name is Pauline Hanson. She started the One Nation Party.
• 1:58:35
  Repeat Offender: And they are taking on massive support, mate. Everyone's getting on board. They're now polls… different polls being taken. They're now more popular than the government, the Labor government at the moment.
• 1:58:48
  Testecleese: would be the Democrats.
• 1:58:50
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, the Laboury Democrats, Liberal Party are just almost extinct. They be a Republican Party.
• 1:58:56
  Testecleese: That's fascinating.
• 1:58:56
  Repeat Offender: The nation is sort of in the middle to the right.
• 1:59:00
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 1:59:02
  Testecleese: What's fascinating to me is here, we still call… we… people still associate the Democrats with labor.
• 1:59:08
  Testecleese: And it's like, no.
• 1:59:11
  Testecleese: They may talk trash about the billionaires, but…
• 1:59:15
  Testecleese: 99% of the billionaires are funding the Democrat Party.
• 1:59:19
  Testecleese: Not the Republicans.
• 1:59:20
  Repeat Offender: Our Labor Party's like, you know, Democrats, off the Labor work, off the men on the street, working.
• 1:59:25
  Repeat Offender: Now, they're all for the people coming in from overseas. They've totally changed.
• 1:59:30
  Testecleese: Yeah, same thing here, dude, we got people…
• 1:59:33
  Testecleese: I can bring up examples if I care to look it up. I can show you people, like, their daughter was raped and murdered.
• 1:59:40
  Testecleese: And like, oh, please don't put this man in prison, he's just a poor, asylum seeker. He's like, he raped and murdered your daughter, you're taking his side of this argument?
• 1:59:51
  Testecleese: I was like, I don't know about you, but…
• 1:59:53
  Testecleese: If that man wasn't put in prison immediately, I would kill him.
• 1:59:57
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 1:59:58
  Repeat Offender: Well, there's a movie coming out, guys, you've got to try and check it out.
• 2:00:00
  Testecleese: The German… the German movie?
• 2:00:02
  Repeat Offender: citizen vigilante.
• 2:00:04
  Testecleese: Yes, U Balls, or something like that, is the director in Germany. It was banned in Germany!
• 2:00:10
  Testecleese: Elon Musk! Elon Musk put it on X for 24 hours for free.
• 2:00:16
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:00:16
  Testecleese: This is like, oh, Germany wants to stop people from seeing this? Boom! The whole world gets to see it.
• 2:00:22
  Repeat Offender: Well, it's actually what happened, oh, yay.
• 2:00:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, because, what, this guy's family was, like, raped and murdered or something like that by illegal immigrants, and he went on, like… he went, John Wick and killed everyone, right?
• 2:00:32
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, you're getting right.
• 2:00:35
  Testecleese: He went John Wick and just killed everyone. And remember this, check this out. John Wick, they only killed his fucking dog.
• 2:00:43
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:00:43
  Testecleese: And he went nuts and killed everybody, okay? And it was one of the biggest movies!
• 2:00:49
  Testecleese: In a long time, right? Who hasn't seen John Wick?
• 2:00:54
  Repeat Offender: Awesome. Let's be real.
• 2:00:55
  Testecleese: Yeah, he's like, fuck all. I will say, it got a little ridiculous when they had the silencers, the suppressors on their pistols, and they're shooting each other in the subway, and no one knows. I'm like…
• 2:01:07
  Testecleese: Movies have made people think that gunshots actually become silent.
• 2:01:11
  Testecleese: I was like, you're not gonna shoot a man in his bed next to his wife and not wake her up, no matter what kind of suppressor you have on that thing, you know?
• 2:01:22
  Testecleese: I'm thinking this! It's literally the same technology as the automotive muffler.
• 2:01:27
  Testecleese: Same technology. No, check this out. The guy who got the patent for the car muffler used the same tech he got a patent on for gun suppressors. It was the same tech he used. And you can still hear a car coming, can't you?
• 2:01:41
  Testecleese: But a car engine with no muffler is still quieter than a gunshot.
• 2:01:45
  Testecleese: So, yeah, that gunshot's still gonna be loud as a motherfucker.
• 2:01:49
  Testecleese: You're just not gonna deafen your neighbors.
• 2:01:52
  Repeat Offender: You gotta understand, but you're in subways and airports and that, mate, and bloody, all they're playing is CNN, so people are gonna be brain-dead anyway.
• 2:01:59
  Testecleese: Mmm.
• 2:02:00
  Testecleese: Well, no, CNN lost their contract to the airports a year or so ago.
• 2:02:05
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 2:02:07
  Repeat Offender: Still at the subway spot.
• 2:02:08
  Testecleese: That's why their ratings plummeted. All of a sudden, they weren't getting all of these, unwatching eyes that they could count as an audience.
• 2:02:20
  Testecleese: Oh, here we go, the EU Parliament.
• 2:02:23
  Testecleese: Still not sure.
• 2:02:24
  Repeat Offender: Yes.
• 2:02:25
  Testecleese: How this works, either. No, okay.
• 2:02:28
  Testecleese: The UK did Brexit, right? But they're still part of the…
• 2:02:33
  Testecleese: EU Parliament? Parliament? They're just not part of…
• 2:02:36
  Testecleese: There's something they're still doing with the rest of Europe, and it's… it's stupid, I'm not sure how it works. This is all… they're trying to turn Europe into the United States, with each nation being a state.
• 2:02:46
  Testecleese: It's what they're doing with this European Parliament garbage.
• 2:02:50
  Repeat Offender: What, what it is, Mike?
• 2:02:52
  Repeat Offender: how they're part of England pulled out of it, right? Out of the.
• 2:02:55
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:02:56
  Repeat Offender: But Scotland are part of Great Britain, so Scotland is still in the EU.
• 2:03:00
  Repeat Offender: Ireland is still in the EU, Wales is still in the EU, but England pulled out of the EU.
• 2:03:06
  Repeat Offender: So all these other countries are still part of Great Britain.
• 2:03:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:03:09
  Repeat Offender: I know it's fucking… it's hard to believe, but that's how it works. Now, what's actually happened? Did you notice in the…
• 2:03:16
  Testecleese: What does that mean… hold on, what does that mean to Britain, then? If everyone else on the fucking island with them is still part of the EU, what…
• 2:03:23
  Testecleese: Can they enforce any of this?
• 2:03:25
  Repeat Offender: Scotland's got their own little country, Wales got their own little country, Ireland's got their little country, except for Northern Ireland.
• 2:03:30
  Testecleese: Wales has their own language. That's actually pretty cool that I think people keep forgetting.
• 2:03:35
  Repeat Offender: Guts have got their own language too, the Irish have got their own language as well.
• 2:03:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, no, bullshit. No one in Ireland speaks Gaelic except for… except because it's fun and no one else speaks it. You go to Wales, people are still speaking Welsh to each other on the train.
• 2:03:50
  Repeat Offender: It's like going to Canada, don't they? It's like going to Canada. You've got French and English.
• 2:03:54
  Repeat Offender: That's Quebec.
• 2:03:56
  Testecleese: That's Quebec.
• 2:03:58
  Testecleese: And even the Canadians hate Quebec.
• 2:04:02
  Repeat Offender: I don't blame them, mate, but the thing is, it's the same. They've got it there. So what the basic goal is, is that because these.
• 2:04:09
  Testecleese: Are you allowed to say in the United States is Spanish, too?
• 2:04:12
  Repeat Offender: Well, certainly if you post Spanish every other week.
• 2:04:16
  Testecleese: Well, I mean…
• 2:04:18
  Testecleese: We used to have no official language. Trump made it officially English. But, I mean, we have…
• 2:04:25
  Testecleese: probably more Spanish speakers in the United States than there are people in Australia.
• 2:04:32
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, probably, right?
• 2:04:34
  Repeat Offender: Probably. Good, Mom.
• 2:04:37
  Testecleese: Because, I mean, as huge as Australia is, Not a huge population.
• 2:04:41
  Repeat Offender: Mate, we've hit, what, 28 million?
• 2:04:45
  Repeat Offender: But the thing about that, that's not… I'm not bragging about that, is that we shouldn't have hit it. Because the simple fact is, we're importing more immigrants now than what we can afford.
• 2:04:56
  Testecleese: Well, that's the problem, is you need people working instead of collecting off the system.
• 2:05:00
  Testecleese: Into the system, not take from the system.
• 2:05:02
  Repeat Offender: You just bring people in. Now we've got a majority of Indians coming into Australia.
• 2:05:07
  Repeat Offender: Muslims and Indians.
• 2:05:08
  Testecleese: There's, what, 2 billion… oh, I'm sorry, a billion Indians now?
• 2:05:14
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, more than what China's got. No, China's got.
• 2:05:17
  Testecleese: China's got 2 billion now.
• 2:05:19
  Repeat Offender: No, no, no.
• 2:05:20
  Testecleese: Okay, okay, you're right. China is definitely lying about their numbers.
• 2:05:24
  Testecleese: But they still have more people than India.
• 2:05:27
  Repeat Offender: No, India's… mate, if you go on what they say, India's got more people.
• 2:05:30
  Testecleese: And you know what's funny? It was in the 80s and the 90s, when all these Indians were coming to, like, the United States. This is the only example I have, because this is where I have seen it.
• 2:05:38
  Testecleese: the Indians coming over here, were actually successful.
• 2:05:43
  Testecleese: they brought work ethic, they set up businesses, like, they didn't just work, they set up businesses, you know what I mean? They opened up… and I know it's a stereotype, but they opened up a quickie mart.
• 2:05:53
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? Something like that. These folks were actually working and contributing, etc, etc.
• 2:06:01
  Testecleese: That's probably a lot to do with the caste system in India. There's only the wealthiest could get out.
• 2:06:08
  Testecleese: The Untouchables are never leaving India, because they can't… Afford to leave.
• 2:06:14
  Repeat Offender: Hmm. Well, mate, no, I agree what you're saying, because we had a… back in…
• 2:06:20
  Repeat Offender: the 60s and 70s, we had a lot of IT teams come into the country.
• 2:06:24
  Repeat Offender: Then we had a lot of, like, Eastern European people come in.
• 2:06:28
  Repeat Offender: Then we had a big influx in the 70s and 80s of the islanders, like Tonga, Samoans, and all that, coming to Australia.
• 2:06:34
  Repeat Offender: Then we found, like, later on, there was a big influx of… Chinese and Vietnamese as well.
• 2:06:43
  Repeat Offender: And where they put them down in Sydney, like, these people integrated, to an extent, but they made a success of everything they were doing. They worked hard. Especially Italians. The Italians are really good hard workers here in Australia.
• 2:06:54
  Testecleese: I don't know what our.
• 2:06:55
  Repeat Offender: Macedonians come out, they would have loved us. Italians.
• 2:06:58
  Testecleese: Don't… Macedonians?
• 2:07:01
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, from Yugoslavia and that.
• 2:07:03
  Testecleese: I was gonna say, what year is this? They call it Macedonia?
• 2:07:06
  Repeat Offender: Well, back in…
• 2:07:08
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:07:09
  Repeat Offender: Early age.
• 2:07:10
  Testecleese: Maybe many years ago, okay.
• 2:07:13
  Repeat Offender: Yeah. Mate, and they all come out, they were hard workers, and you're right, it would have been the ones that could afford to come out of here.
• 2:07:18
  Repeat Offender: That had the.
• 2:07:19
  Testecleese: I knew how to… how to work, and put…
• 2:07:21
  Repeat Offender: It's worthout.
• 2:07:23
  Testecleese: And they paid into the system. Now you're letting literally anyone just walk in, and it's like…
• 2:07:28
  Testecleese: It's been a stereotype trope for every in the United States. If you murder someone, you run to Mexico so you can't get arrested.
• 2:07:35
  Repeat Offender: I'm sure you've heard this before.
• 2:07:37
  Testecleese: war, right?
• 2:07:38
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, yeah, it goes south of water, but the thing is, what they've done…
• 2:07:41
  Testecleese: What are the odds that there's no one running to the United States to avoid going to prison for murdering someone?
• 2:07:47
  Testecleese: Yeah. Whereas is none of them.
• 2:07:50
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:07:51
  Brian McFadden: No, there we go.
• 2:07:52
  Testecleese: The problem is, here's the problem, is we had a teacher in, I think it was Illinois, that we just talked about.
• 2:07:58
  Testecleese: who… Helped a mass shooting in this country, and we helped him get away because he was here illegally.
• 2:08:04
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:08:05
  Testecleese: Are you fucking kidding me?
• 2:08:07
  Testecleese: This is the worst of the worst.
• 2:08:13
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, 100%.
• 2:08:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, okay, the… yeah, the EU Parliament's doing this… that's how we got off on this. I asked what the fuck the EU Parliament is, because it's…
• 2:08:26
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:08:27
  Testecleese: But even the EU Parliament now is,
• 2:08:30
  Testecleese: Saying they need to do something with the migrants?
• 2:08:33
  Repeat Offender: It's getting out of that.
• 2:08:34
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's out of control. No one speaks the language of the nation they're in anymore. Right.
• 2:08:42
  Testecleese: And, you know, they show up with their own values, and I… you can say every culture is great, fine.
• 2:08:49
  Testecleese: If you want to say that, as long as they stay in their own culture. As soon as you bring in the guy who… as soon as you bring in the guy who believes in his heart.
• 2:08:57
  Testecleese: That it is okay to rape…
• 2:08:59
  Testecleese: The, infidel out of a woman.
• 2:09:03
  Testecleese: He is not going to fit into a Western society.
• 2:09:07
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:09:08
  Testecleese: Period.
• 2:09:09
  Testecleese: And you can say, that doesn't happen. It's in their fucking holy book.
• 2:09:13
  Testecleese: It's typically Pakistani guys, not all Muslims, Typically, Pakistani guys.
• 2:09:20
  Testecleese: They think they can literally rape the infidel out of these young girls. Like, 12 years old! And it's being shown over and over and over again, and you're racist for bringing it up.
• 2:09:31
  Testecleese: And it's like, well, I don't know, how many…
• 2:09:34
  Testecleese: And they say, like, oh, show me a pattern. It's like, I'm showing you a pattern! That's what offends you!
• 2:09:40
  Testecleese: God.
• 2:09:40
  Brian McFadden: I didn't raise this.
• 2:09:41
  Testecleese: How do I show you a pattern without showing it to you?
• 2:09:45
  Testecleese: You know?
• 2:09:47
  Testecleese: And finally, Ian Berman's like, this is out of control, they're cutting the heads off of people on the side of the fucking road, they're stabbing kids 15 times, and then calling them racist to get them arrested.
• 2:09:58
  Testecleese: And how come that disappeared? How come there's no whack, no vac, kid?
• 2:10:03
  Testecleese: How come that story vanished so fast worldwide? Because this was a…
• 2:10:07
  Testecleese: I saw tons of news about this kid.
• 2:10:11
  Repeat Offender: The most disgusting thing about that was they went straight to the killers, And took their side.
• 2:10:18
  Repeat Offender: And of course, my name.
• 2:10:20
  Testecleese: And the kid was like, I've been stabbed, I'm bleeding. He's like, I don't think you have, mate. And it's like, you're not even gonna fucking check?
• 2:10:28
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, this is discussing how the coppers took the slide.
• 2:10:30
  Testecleese: None.
• 2:10:31
  Repeat Offender: Well, they send you this straight away, without…
• 2:10:33
  Testecleese: One cop resigned, before the trial, I'm gonna give this guy a little bit of credit.
• 2:10:39
  Testecleese: One guy resigned before the trial, because he saw the video, and then knew what happened, and he's like, yeah, no, I can't do this anymore. I'm gonna cut him a little bit of slack.
• 2:10:50
  Testecleese: But this is what they're being taught, is always take the side of the illegal immigrant, or the migrant, or the not-white person, just like Virginia is doing this tourism thing to bring anyone but white men into their state.
• 2:11:04
  Repeat Offender: Hmm.
• 2:11:05
  Testecleese: I get what… I get what you mean, but at the same time, white men have all of the money. And not because they're rich, but because there's so many more of them!
• 2:11:16
  Repeat Offender: Oh, mate, I'm gonna say something, and I'm not, like, I'm not racist. My… I've got…
• 2:11:20
  Repeat Offender: Let me express my family.
• 2:11:23
  Testecleese: Everyone…
• 2:11:23
  Repeat Offender: It's mute.
• 2:11:24
  Testecleese: We're all mods, and you know.
• 2:11:25
  Repeat Offender: officials, Mike.
• 2:11:26
  Repeat Offender: The end of the white… white family on TV commercials is dead.
• 2:11:32
  Repeat Offender: How many times?
• 2:11:32
  Testecleese: The end of the heterosexual family on TV is dead.
• 2:11:36
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:11:36
  Repeat Offender: Every Chanel's gotta have a homosexual in it.
• 2:11:39
  Repeat Offender: Every show now, every ad, has got to have some sort of lesbian in it.
• 2:11:45
  Repeat Offender: You know, it's just gone crazy.
• 2:11:47
  Testecleese: Trans… I don't know, did you guys watch,
• 2:11:50
  Testecleese: the second running of Sabrina the Teenage Witch. It was on Netflix, it was the… well, Archie got dark. I don't know if you guys are familiar with Archie comics, but Sabrina's a…
• 2:12:02
  Testecleese: a spin-off of that. You guys are familiar with Sabrina the Teenage Witch, right?
• 2:12:05
  Repeat Offender: Hmm.
• 2:12:06
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:12:07
  Testecleese: Yeah, Melissa Joan Hart back in the 90s.
• 2:12:10
  Testecleese: It got dark, she's like…
• 2:12:12
  Testecleese: sacrificing… it's not Melissa Joanha anymore, but, like, she was, like, sacrificing goats to Satan, and Satan showed up and stuff, like, because she's a witch.
• 2:12:23
  Testecleese: They had a tranny on the show in high school.
• 2:12:27
  Repeat Offender: As you do.
• 2:12:28
  Testecleese: You had, you had to put one in there. No, oh, I'm not Sue anymore, I'm Theo.
• 2:12:33
  Testecleese: And it's like, Okay, but why?
• 2:12:38
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's like, you keep telling me it's less than 1% of the population, so what do I care? Well, I care because you're involving it in 100% of my life when it's less than 1%.
• 2:12:48
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:12:49
  Testecleese: Do you expect every business in this country to change their bathroom policy for less than 1% of the population?
• 2:12:56
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:12:58
  Testecleese: And that's what bothers me about it. If they're gonna keep asking me, why do you care if it's only this much? Because you're making everyone else change how they live for such a small group.
• 2:13:09
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:13:10
  Repeat Offender: That's right.
• 2:13:11
  Repeat Offender: And they're going about why people are just screwing out. No one gave a shit, because no one cared.
• 2:13:15
  Repeat Offender: I don't give a…
• 2:13:17
  Testecleese: Bark!
• 2:13:18
  Testecleese: I don't give a shit if you're gay, I don't care if you're trans, I don't give a fuck. I'm just asking you not to put your fucking cock in my daughter's face… in June!
• 2:13:29
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:13:30
  Repeat Offender: And I'm a bigot!
• 2:13:32
  Testecleese: They're like, oh, you're a bigot! I was like, no, I think you should keep your fucking dick in your pants!
• 2:13:37
  Repeat Offender: No one gave a shit about all this until they all made a big deal about it.
• 2:13:41
  Repeat Offender: Yo, mate?
• 2:13:42
  Testecleese: Well…
• 2:13:42
  Repeat Offender: Use Mo!
• 2:13:43
  Testecleese: Social media has brought a lot of this out, though. People started sharing videos of these guys doing the stuff they do at these parades, and then, the funny is the people defending the guys doing it are like, you can't put that on social media.
• 2:13:55
  Testecleese: That's, you know, that's dirty, it's perverted, it's wrong. You know, there's children of all, it's like, yes, that's why I was saying they shouldn't be allowed to do it. You're… instead of saying they shouldn't be allowed to do it, you're telling me I shouldn't be allowed to show other people they're allowed to do this.
• 2:14:09
  Testecleese: There's, like, a… have you ever heard of Libs of TikTok?
• 2:14:14
  Testecleese: Okay. She's some Jewish woman who's got an X page, used to be Twitter.
• 2:14:19
  Testecleese: She calls it Libs of TikTok, and what she does, she goes on TikTok.
• 2:14:23
  Testecleese: And finds videos of liberals saying stupid shit, and she posts them, and she shares them to her own…
• 2:14:30
  Testecleese: X profile.
• 2:14:33
  Testecleese: This saying she's some kind of monster.
• 2:14:35
  Testecleese: trying to eradicate people. It's like, I'm literally just sharing what they put out there.
• 2:14:42
  Testecleese: It's like…
• 2:14:43
  Testecleese: If you're so offended by what's going, why aren't you offended by the person who did it, not the one showing you that it happened?
• 2:14:49
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, good point.
• 2:14:52
  Repeat Offender: Very good.
• 2:14:52
  Testecleese: And it's only a stone throw from there, which the… it's not affecting me, I don't care, to, they raped and killed my daughter, it's not their fault.
• 2:15:04
  Repeat Offender: No, that's not a.
• 2:15:05
  Testecleese: That we're already seeing here.
• 2:15:08
  Repeat Offender: what I meant by that is, like.
• 2:15:10
  Repeat Offender: It's the media, it's everyone involved like that sort of shit, are making this a big drama.
• 2:15:15
  Repeat Offender: They're now making, you've got to have toilets now. That was never like that in a day.
• 2:15:20
  Repeat Offender: Like, back in the day, mate, if you dressed up as a chick, you went in the men's toilet, so I know I've seen it that many times.
• 2:15:27
  Repeat Offender: You know what I mean?
• 2:15:28
  Testecleese: Oh, especially because, yeah, the women's line was… the women's line at the hockey game was so long, they went…
• 2:15:33
  Repeat Offender: Speed in the men's bathroom.
• 2:15:34
  Testecleese: gather them.
• 2:15:35
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:15:36
  Testecleese: And every guy looks at her funny, but doesn't say a goddamn word.
• 2:15:40
  Testecleese: And, you know, women can say they feel intimidated.
• 2:15:43
  Testecleese: I guarantee you that's the safest place you're gonna be.
• 2:15:46
  Testecleese: If a single one of those dudes at the hockey game tries to touch you, every other dude will beat the shit out of him so fast!
• 2:15:54
  Repeat Offender: I wouldn't walk out alive, mate. But the thing is, like… like, even with training story time and schools and that.
• 2:16:01
  Repeat Offender: That was never such a thing. It's only that now Moody's made it such a thing to make it inclusive.
• 2:16:06
  Testecleese: I'm…
• 2:16:07
  Repeat Offender: That it is becoming inclusive, and no one wants it. I don't want… you know, my grandkids, my kids are anyone to be read like that. That's just bullshit.
• 2:16:15
  Testecleese: Did,
• 2:16:18
  Testecleese: Oh, fuck, I just watched a video, and I was thinking of it, and I forgot it.
• 2:16:23
  Testecleese: I guess it doesn't matter that much, but what were you just saying?
• 2:16:27
  Testecleese: Trannies, kids…
• 2:16:30
  Repeat Offender: Story time.
• 2:16:31
  Testecleese: Storage of, yeah, whatever.
• 2:16:33
  Testecleese: I've already forgotten.
• 2:16:34
  Testecleese: my thought is gone, and I had a quick thought, and it reminded me of something I had been thinking about for days, and…
• 2:16:41
  Testecleese: That happens.
• 2:16:45
  Testecleese: Cuba!
• 2:16:48
  Testecleese: They're pulling their heads out of their butts.
• 2:16:51
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:16:52
  Testecleese: They, they're starting a free capitalist system?
• 2:16:57
  Testecleese: At least in part. Basically, they're gonna conform to everything Trump said.
• 2:17:02
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I think that's in preparation for…
• 2:17:06
  Brian McFadden: opening up free trade, back and forth between the United States and Cuba.
• 2:17:12
  Brian McFadden: Because that would… but that would… That would… Well, Cuba, you…
• 2:17:18
  Testecleese: United States at the game.
• 2:17:19
  Brian McFadden: The terrorist place for people to go to from the United States, particularly Florida.
• 2:17:26
  Testecleese: I think more than anything else.
• 2:17:29
  Testecleese: This was an attempt to, same reason why I blew up the boats with the drugs.
• 2:17:34
  Testecleese: Was to clean up
• 2:17:36
  Testecleese: the, waterways for trade, and now Cuba's not there as a communist nation that might do something to sabotage the trade routes.
• 2:17:46
  Testecleese: Just my opinion.
• 2:17:48
  Brian McFadden: I mean, and…
• 2:17:49
  Brian McFadden: Cuba being allowed to, like, start trading with the U.S. would be huge for their economy, since they no longer have Venezuela.
• 2:17:58
  Brian McFadden: to… or Russia to support them anymore.
• 2:18:02
  Testecleese: Speaking of, during reading this, I went and looked a whole bunch of stuff up concerning what's been going on with Cuba forever, right?
• 2:18:08
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:18:10
  Testecleese: I found out that if I am out of this country, I can buy Cuban cigars.
• 2:18:18
  Brian McFadden: Yes.
• 2:18:19
  Testecleese: and I can even… Bring one home with me!
• 2:18:24
  Testecleese: The thing is, I cannot buy enough to try to make money by selling them, so I can bring back these goods I'm not supposed to buy, quote, buy.
• 2:18:34
  Testecleese: I bought two Cuban cigars in the Bahamas. I smoked one.
• 2:18:38
  Testecleese: Here's the number of that one.
• 2:18:40
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:18:41
  Testecleese: I got another one.
• 2:18:44
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was fun.
• 2:18:46
  Brian McFadden: But most Cuban… most cigar aficionados would say these days, That… How was it?
• 2:18:54
  Testecleese: impressed.
• 2:18:55
  Brian McFadden: that your Cuban cigar… the better cigars are coming from other parts.
• 2:19:00
  Testecleese: Dominican.
• 2:19:01
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, which… they took their plants before the Cuban Revolution.
• 2:19:06
  Brian McFadden: and replanted them in the Dominican Republic, type deal, you know?
• 2:19:12
  Testecleese: Yeah.
• 2:19:13
  Brian McFadden: Same leaves, and the same whole process, but…
• 2:19:18
  Brian McFadden: the, quality control is better in other parts of the country than Cuba.
• 2:19:24
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah.
• 2:19:25
  Testecleese: Exactly.
• 2:19:26
  Brian McFadden: You're buying the Cuban name and the Cuban reputation at this point.
• 2:19:31
  Testecleese: Exactly, and like I said, it was… it was a…
• 2:19:33
  Testecleese: Cohiba? Yeah. Who's a good…
• 2:19:35
  Brian McFadden: I love a good cookie, but…
• 2:19:38
  Testecleese: Yeah, I enjoyed the smoke, it was great, but I was like, I've had better cigars, and I'm not a cigar aficionado by any means. Typically speaking, typically speaking, I'll smoke a cigar, like, every 4 years when I go play golf.
• 2:19:52
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:19:52
  Testecleese: Which…
• 2:19:53
  Testecleese: It was funny, for the longest time, I only played golf… well, realistically, I've only ever played golf with, like, my father.
• 2:19:59
  Brian McFadden: I got golf clubs now, come on up, let's play some golf.
• 2:20:02
  Testecleese: Well, and I'll.
• 2:20:03
  Brian McFadden: I don't know what I'm doing, but I'll play some golf with you.
• 2:20:05
  Testecleese: But I'll smoke a cigar, and he's in a golf cart, and I'm carrying my bag, smoking a cigar. He's like, you know, you shouldn't smoke those things, as he's smoking a cigarette in the golf cart.
• 2:20:14
  Brian McFadden: That's worse than a cigar.
• 2:20:17
  Testecleese: And I was like, I do this every couple years, because it's a good time to be out in the sun.
• 2:20:21
  Brian McFadden: And you're not inhaling a cigar unless you're trying to get sick.
• 2:20:25
  Testecleese: No, exactly, you will get sick.
• 2:20:29
  Testecleese: Man, it was a good.
• 2:20:29
  Brian McFadden: Cigarette smokers, they're inhaling all that nicotine.
• 2:20:33
  Testecleese: Oh, oh, and the tar, and the… oh, all the groceries.
• 2:20:36
  Testecleese: Don't get me wrong, you can still get mouth cancer and everything, all that gross shit, but…
• 2:20:40
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, well, that's what Rush Limbaugh died from, and he was a cigar smoker.
• 2:20:44
  Testecleese: He was a regular cigar smoker, though, like, he smoked every day doing his show.
• 2:20:48
  Brian McFadden: Well, he also put a special filterization system in his house, so he could, like, smoke cigars on a regular basis.
• 2:20:57
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 2:20:58
  Brian McFadden: He spent a lot of money on the ability to be able to smoke in the house.
• 2:21:05
  Repeat Offender: I will…
• 2:21:05
  Testecleese: I will not light a cigar in the house. There's no way.
• 2:21:08
  Brian McFadden: But he also died doing the things that he loved. He didn't, like, give up on…
• 2:21:15
  Brian McFadden: He didn't sacrifice his standard of living to, like.
• 2:21:19
  Testecleese: Live longer?
• 2:21:20
  Brian McFadden: Longer, yeah. Exactly.
• 2:21:23
  Testecleese: I mean, I suppose once you find out you're already gonna die, why stop?
• 2:21:26
  Testecleese: At that point.
• 2:21:27
  Testecleese: You know, like…
• 2:21:28
  Brian McFadden: Boy.
• 2:21:29
  Testecleese: But yeah, I'm excited to like this other cigar up, but the problem is I don't have a cigar cutter. And I'm like, ugh, I have…
• 2:21:37
  Brian McFadden: stolen it.
• 2:21:37
  Testecleese: I was… yeah, I was thinking, I was like, I don't know what to punch a hole with, I got some tools that might do it. Like, I got some really sharp, serrated knives.
• 2:21:46
  Brian McFadden: What's ChatGBT say?
• 2:21:49
  Testecleese: Alright, I don't use any of that AI stuff.
• 2:21:52
  Brian McFadden: I love AI.
• 2:21:53
  Testecleese: I know.
• 2:21:54
  Testecleese: I know you do, and it's useful.
• 2:21:56
  Testecleese: I just like to… Figure shit on my own if I can, first.
• 2:22:01
  Brian McFadden: Good luck with that.
• 2:22:03
  Testecleese: It's done me pretty well since I've realized that she's not doing that.
• 2:22:07
  Repeat Offender: -
• 2:22:08
  Testecleese: Especially since, let's be real, AI…
• 2:22:11
  Testecleese: Just goes and searches the internet for the most common answer.
• 2:22:15
  Brian McFadden: I'm fine with that. I don't necessarily have to take the most common answer, but I just, like, you know, like to have that ability about me.
• 2:22:25
  Testecleese: Oh, no!
• 2:22:25
  Brian McFadden: The U.S. military is now requiring the flu vaccine.
• 2:22:29
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:22:30
  Brian McFadden: for, some service members after the outbreak at Lakeland Air Force Base, because, you know…
• 2:22:37
  Testecleese: That was, like, a year ago, right? That they said you don't need a flu vaccine anymore?
• 2:22:40
  Brian McFadden: Yup, and this year, they're saying, hey, some people probably need to get their flu vaccine, blah blah blah.
• 2:22:47
  Testecleese: Well… See, it's different… I don't know about the other branches, but at least the Navy.
• 2:22:55
  Testecleese: You're close to a lot of people all the time.
• 2:22:58
  Testecleese: Diseases… illness will spread quickly.
• 2:23:02
  Testecleese: Flu is not crippling, but it's enough to slow everything down. And if you get the flu spread across the entire ship at once, you're all but worthless for, like, 2 weeks.
• 2:23:12
  Brian McFadden: Well, this says that, the Pentagon's chief spokesman…
• 2:23:18
  Brian McFadden: And Senior Advisor to HESPES has authorized a…
• 2:23:24
  Brian McFadden: granted exception to Army, Navy, and Air Force, as long as NSA, so…
• 2:23:32
  Brian McFadden: Those 3 branches of the service now have more…
• 2:23:37
  Brian McFadden: Ability to force the flu shot on people.
• 2:23:42
  Testecleese: Well, I mean, they were allowed to…
• 2:23:45
  Testecleese: Put all sorts of vaccines in my body.
• 2:23:48
  Testecleese: You know what I mean?
• 2:23:49
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:23:50
  Testecleese: And especially depending on where I was going.
• 2:23:55
  Brian McFadden: I never had anthrax.
• 2:23:57
  Testecleese: I never got an anthrax, I didn't even know if there was one, honestly. But, I mean, I got malaria and yellow fever…
• 2:24:06
  Testecleese: I don't know, just a handful of diseases that we've all heard of, that, like, oh, it's not real. They are real, they're in some of these third world nations that we go to.
• 2:24:13
  Brian McFadden: Similar to pills forever.
• 2:24:16
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's what's even worse, it's not a fucking shot, it's a pill you have to take every, like, 18 hours or something stupid, right?
• 2:24:25
  Testecleese: Huh.
• 2:24:26
  Brian McFadden: For, like, before you go to Africa and after you come back.
• 2:24:33
  Testecleese: And, tell you what, though, the tetanus…
• 2:24:35
  Testecleese: Shots I got in the service were ridiculous.
• 2:24:38
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:24:39
  Testecleese: They tell you it's… 5 years, but if you get, at least in the day.
• 2:24:44
  Testecleese: If you got rust introduced into your blood, you got another vac… Another tetanus shot right away.
• 2:24:52
  Brian McFadden: Oh, yeah.
• 2:24:53
  Testecleese: Now imagine being a metalworker on a fucking 60-year-old Navy ship.
• 2:24:58
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:24:58
  Testecleese: You're gonna get cut by rusty metal.
• 2:25:01
  Brian McFadden: There's no rusty metal on a 60-year-old ship.
• 2:25:06
  Brian McFadden: Where were you?
• 2:25:10
  Brian McFadden: In the photo lab!
• 2:25:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, that I came in and made sure it was safe by welding everything back together.
• 2:25:20
  Testecleese: It's funny, I actually You're out?
• 2:25:23
  Repeat Offender: Everyone, I've got to go, mate.
• 2:25:25
  Brian McFadden: later.
• 2:25:25
  Repeat Offender: Like, yeah, it's been… it's been a blast.
• 2:25:29
  Testecleese: Always a…
• 2:25:29
  Repeat Offender: Go to the Aussies. Go to the Aussies, get some dollars on us, boys.
• 2:25:33
  Testecleese: Say, hey, Stop sucking at soccer.
• 2:25:38
  Repeat Offender: I was waiting for it all showed.
• 2:25:41
  Testecleese: We, we, OVF, don't even like the game, and we're still better than you.
• 2:25:47
  Repeat Offender: Well, I'm a rugby league man, I don't care about that gang.
• 2:25:51
  Testecleese: I know, I know, and I just wanna, before you leave, I just wanna say that, the British…
• 2:25:56
  Testecleese: Actually invented the term soccer.
• 2:25:59
  Testecleese: It is not an American term, the British did it.
• 2:26:02
  Testecleese: then the United States made football, then the rest of the world said soccer
• 2:26:09
  Testecleese: is played with your foot, that should be football. Just so everyone understands this.
• 2:26:14
  Repeat Offender: I gotta let you know something, okay? What's the US side? USA side called? What do you call yourselves? USA…
• 2:26:21
  Repeat Offender: Because Britain's the lines, the British lines, and all that.
• 2:26:24
  Repeat Offender: We're the strange… we call our site the strange Socceroos.
• 2:26:28
  Testecleese: Okay, I honestly don't give a shit, because I don't know enough about soccer. I honestly don't care, but I know that the rest of the world loves this game, and it's a big fucking deal that the World Cup is happening here right now, because this is showing everyone that the United States is way different than they've been told.
• 2:26:46
  Repeat Offender: mate, it's big dollars in soccer World Cup.
• 2:26:50
  Repeat Offender: big dollars.
• 2:26:51
  Testecleese: I also think it's hilarious that Boston's been taken over by Scotland.
• 2:26:55
  Repeat Offender: Right.
• 2:26:57
  Testecleese: Hey, Scott showed up.
• 2:26:59
  Repeat Offender: Oh, we're in kilts.
• 2:27:01
  Testecleese: No, what's even.
• 2:27:02
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's wearing a kilt.
• 2:27:03
  Testecleese: But what's even crazier is these crazy bastards don't realize that Foxborough Stadium, where the games are, where the New England Patriots play.
• 2:27:12
  Testecleese: And Boston?
• 2:27:15
  Testecleese: It's an hour drive… it's more than an hour drive!
• 2:27:18
  Brian McFadden: Sounds like a big money maker for Uber.
• 2:27:21
  Repeat Offender: Yay!
• 2:27:22
  Testecleese: There's, like, these crazy bassets that, like, fly to Dallas, thinking that… or Austin, wherever it is. I'm gonna watch this soccer game, then I'm gonna go out to Sacramento and watch this game, then I'm gonna go over to Boston and watch this game, then I'm gonna…
• 2:27:35
  Testecleese: I hope you have, like, 6 days set aside for these drives. Yeah. Like, I don't think you wanna… you could be in Texas, drive for 10 hours, and still be in Texas!
• 2:27:44
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:27:46
  Repeat Offender: We do their going up the shop.
• 2:27:48
  Testecleese: And I know you Australians get that, but Europeans don't. You drive 10 hours in Europe, you've gone… you've left your country, driven through an entire another country, and you're in a third country, you know?
• 2:28:00
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, I know.
• 2:28:04
  Testecleese: That's just Texas, there's 50 more of them!
• 2:28:08
  Testecleese: 9 more!
• 2:28:10
  Repeat Offender: We say we're going up the road, we could be going for about 5 to 7 days.
• 2:28:13
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 2:28:14
  Testecleese: Yeah!
• 2:28:15
  Testecleese: I mean, I managed to make the drive down here to West Virginia, in Ugg day, but I probably should have stopped and slept. But, like, if I was to…
• 2:28:23
  Brian McFadden: Before he goes, I want to cover one Australian topic.
• 2:28:27
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, yeah, very much.
• 2:28:29
  Brian McFadden: So, what do you… what do you have to say about the Qantas airline that was forced to make an emergency airline?
• 2:28:35
  Brian McFadden: emergency landing in an Australian West Virgin… mini… mining town, because they ran out of fuel.
• 2:28:44
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, mate, this has been going on for a while. What happened was, they got rid of our major maintenance here in Australia.
• 2:28:52
  Repeat Offender: So most of our major maintenance on Qantas is now being done overseas.
• 2:28:56
  Brian McFadden: Oh, God.
• 2:28:56
  Repeat Offender: They did that as a cutting cost when we had an Irishman in Charlotte.
• 2:28:59
  Brian McFadden: They said they hit a lot of headwinds coming across, and they didn't have enough fuel to make it all the way
• 2:29:06
  Brian McFadden: across Australia, so they made the emergency landing.
• 2:29:11
  Repeat Offender: Mate, yeah, she's a big run. Oh, it takes a few hours to get through Western Australia.
• 2:29:17
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:29:17
  Repeat Offender: When you're flying.
• 2:29:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, it was supposed to land in Perth, right?
• 2:29:21
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:29:23
  Testecleese: Is.
• 2:29:25
  Testecleese: Thing is, they do, like, careful measurements on how much fuel to put in these aircraft before they leave.
• 2:29:30
  Repeat Offender: Right? Yeah.
• 2:29:31
  Testecleese: And, yeah, AND!
• 2:29:34
  Testecleese: They gave him extra fuel. Most people don't realize this, and it might offend your environmentalist.
• 2:29:39
  Testecleese: But the aircraft will actually dump excess fuel
• 2:29:43
  Testecleese: As they're coming in to land.
• 2:29:45
  Brian McFadden: The heck?
• 2:29:46
  Testecleese: In case something goes wrong.
• 2:29:48
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:29:49
  Testecleese: tank full of jet fuel to explode.
• 2:29:52
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:29:52
  Testecleese: Most people don't… that's why they're so capable measuring this shit.
• 2:29:56
  Testecleese: And it surprised me that they ran out of fuel. That makes me think…
• 2:30:00
  Testecleese: The headwinds is an argument, Brian.
• 2:30:03
  Brian McFadden: That's where the official story is.
• 2:30:06
  Testecleese: I understand. I think this is them using that as an excuse, because they would have already accounted for this. I think…
• 2:30:14
  Testecleese: Possibly the repeat offender is more accurate on this, is that Inferior maintenance has been done.
• 2:30:21
  Testecleese: And it reduced gas mileage, because everything's gummed up and not spinning properly.
• 2:30:26
  Repeat Offender: Yep, 100%.
• 2:30:28
  Testecleese: Just because he has…
• 2:30:30
  Brian McFadden: And I mean, I put this whole article in there because I hoped the repeat offender would be here tonight, so…
• 2:30:37
  Brian McFadden: I want to cover that real quick before he dodged out of here, so… that's cool.
• 2:30:42
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, no, see, this has been going on for,
• 2:30:46
  Repeat Offender: It's about 10 years. Ellen Joyce was the Irishman who'd come and taken over.
• 2:30:50
  Repeat Offender: He becomes CEO. Mate, that guy ripped us apart. He took everything from Australia, like maintenance and that, sent it over to Southeast Asia, so now, we're actually, when we're flying over that way, the Qantas jets, they'll stop in for a bit, get a bit of maintenance done, piss them off, get them to go back up in the air.
• 2:31:06
  Testecleese: So, this guy…
• 2:31:07
  Brian McFadden: All your maintenance for the Australian airline is done in Korea.
• 2:31:15
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:31:16
  Brian McFadden: Honda is an Austrian airline.
• 2:31:18
  Brian McFadden: But all the maintenance for the planes are not done in Australia anymore, it's done, like, in the cheap countries in Asia.
• 2:31:26
  Repeat Offender: Okay.
• 2:31:27
  Testecleese: Literally, literally what Trump was saying when he ran for president.
• 2:31:30
  Testecleese: was we need to stop offshoring American jobs… Yeah. …to cheap third world labor.
• 2:31:37
  Testecleese: Because when you offer…
• 2:31:39
  Brian McFadden: I mean, it's attractive, it's attractive when it comes to the company's bottom line for stockholders, but it may not be the best route to take.
• 2:31:49
  Testecleese: Yes, no, no, exactly, exactly. It was good for the person that owned the company and the people that owned the company, but for everyone else, it fucked up their jobs.
• 2:31:59
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:32:00
  Repeat Offender: Oh, 100%. Shareholders and bloody hellen Joyce rejoice, mate. Well, this was the idea…
• 2:32:06
  Testecleese: This was the very idea behind the tariffs.
• 2:32:08
  Testecleese: Right. Was to bring the jobs back to the United States, because importing it is going to cost more than just paying an American, was the whole idea.
• 2:32:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:32:17
  Repeat Offender: Mate, and how smart was that Brit put on tariffs? That was the smartest move ever.
• 2:32:22
  Testecleese: Well, and not to mention the United States. Like, income tax is fairly new in the United States. It's been since the 1940s, I believe, right? FDR put it in place?
• 2:32:31
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, FDR.
• 2:32:33
  Testecleese: We didn't have income tax before 1940-something.
• 2:32:37
  Testecleese: When the war… when the United States got involved in the war.
• 2:32:40
  Testecleese: But all of our money was made through
• 2:32:45
  Testecleese: Tariffs, basically. All of the money we brought in was tariffs.
• 2:32:49
  Testecleese: And then we started taxing the citizen instead, which, okay, it was supposed to help pay for the war effort, but then… it was only the billionaires, the Rockefellers.
• 2:33:01
  Testecleese: That we're paying this tax, and now we're all paying it through the fucking nose.
• 2:33:06
  Testecleese: And instead of saying, maybe this is the problem, we have all these assholes screaming, tax people more!
• 2:33:13
  Repeat Offender: Yeah, it's ridiculous, mate. Australia, we're getting taxed the living shit out of it, mate.
• 2:33:18
  Repeat Offender: We're getting tired.
• 2:33:19
  Testecleese: What percent of your… what percent of your income disappears every, paycheck?
• 2:33:23
  Repeat Offender: It was supposed to be a third.
• 2:33:25
  Testecleese: Oh my god.
• 2:33:27
  Repeat Offender: Yeah.
• 2:33:28
  Testecleese: And then, that's just, is that just taxed as soon as you get your paycheck, before you even spend any of it? Or are you talking about, like.
• 2:33:36
  Repeat Offender: Before insert tax comes out straight away.
• 2:33:38
  Testecleese: Well, I'll just say, yeah, then you gotta pay your property tax, you gotta pay your.
• 2:33:45
  Repeat Offender: GST tax as well?
• 2:33:47
  Testecleese: Yeah, and I don't know what… different places call it, different ones have luxury tax, Massachusetts, but, like, it was a tax for owning a vehicle.
• 2:33:54
  Repeat Offender: Yep, now we're bringing in inheritance tax, that's been brought in.
• 2:33:57
  Testecleese: That's stupid.
• 2:33:59
  Testecleese: That's stupid.
• 2:34:00
  Testecleese: No, but here's the problem I have with an inheritance tax.
• 2:34:04
  Testecleese: Let's just say, for example, you inherit a 40-acre farm in Michigan.
• 2:34:10
  Testecleese: Okay?
• 2:34:13
  Testecleese: And now they want to tax you on a percentage of the property because you inherited it. But you can't pay that tax without selling that property.
• 2:34:23
  Repeat Offender: Yep.
• 2:34:25
  Testecleese: So, I mean, this is the issue with wealth taxes and inheritance taxes, is you don't get to keep the property, necessarily.
• 2:34:33
  Testecleese: If you're gonna tax it.
• 2:34:35
  Testecleese: You know what I mean? It's like, oh, cool, I inherited 100 shares of fucking whatever, it's worth a billion dollars.
• 2:34:42
  Testecleese: You want me to pay $200 million in taxes? I don't have $200 million in taxes.
• 2:34:49
  Testecleese: So now I have to sell off a giant portion of my… this worth now.
• 2:34:54
  Testecleese: Which means I'm worth less, and if you go into a wealth tax, not inheritance tax, Israel has.
• 2:35:00
  Brian McFadden: I'm living all… I'm living.
• 2:35:02
  Brian McFadden: Through all of this right now, so…
• 2:35:04
  Testecleese: That's actually why I said 40-acre farm in Michigan, Brian.
• 2:35:07
  Brian McFadden: Fuck you. That's actually why.
• 2:35:09
  Testecleese: That's why I said that.
• 2:35:14
  Testecleese: Yeah. Poor guy, poor guy had a death in the family, he's, inherited a property, And…
• 2:35:22
  Testecleese: I… you know as well as I, Brian, property tax is gonna come due.
• 2:35:27
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:35:27
  Testecleese: That's a… that's a big plot of land!
• 2:35:30
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:35:31
  Testecleese: How do you get taxed for owning something?
• 2:35:36
  Brian McFadden: It's ridiculous.
• 2:35:37
  Repeat Offender: ridiculous.
• 2:35:39
  Brian McFadden: Luckily, the property taxes are all covered by land rent, so…
• 2:35:44
  Testecleese: Oh, wow.
• 2:35:45
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna work at you?
• 2:35:46
  Testecleese: That's why I didn't go totally off your story, I just used that as a jumping point of how it could happen.
• 2:35:52
  Brian McFadden: Yep, it's all good. I don't care.
• 2:35:54
  Repeat Offender: Everybody Alright, cool, I still got a gay.
• 2:35:57
  Brian McFadden: Alright, let's.
• 2:35:58
  Testecleese: have…
• 2:35:59
  Repeat Offender: Eagles.
• 2:36:02
  Testecleese: Florida!
• 2:36:04
  Testecleese: Mayport, right?
• 2:36:05
  Brian McFadden: Yep, another fuckin' Navy fire.
• 2:36:09
  Testecleese: Yeah! Yeah!
• 2:36:11
  Brian McFadden: I only share this because we've…
• 2:36:13
  Testecleese: It was another fire.
• 2:36:14
  Brian McFadden: There's been a rash of fucking fires lately.
• 2:36:18
  Testecleese: I've noticed that, and…
• 2:36:20
  Brian McFadden: It's gotta be a training issue at this point. It's… there's nothing else it could be, that they're not, like, doing…
• 2:36:26
  Testecleese: Who's training, though?
• 2:36:28
  Brian McFadden: It's gotta be that they're not doing enough drills on duty days.
• 2:36:32
  Testecleese: No, that doesn't stop a fire from happening, though, that's the thing.
• 2:36:36
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:36:37
  Testecleese: This virus shouldn't be starting!
• 2:36:40
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:36:40
  Testecleese: And no, I will give you, these guys are not training well enough, because every time, there's a whole bunch of people injured, right? Was it 6 this time?
• 2:36:50
  Brian McFadden: Nobody's serious, but still.
• 2:36:53
  Brian McFadden: I train… Some people…
• 2:36:54
  Testecleese: the fuck, when I was, duty fire marshal, I trained the shit out of my guys, and it pissed them off, and I've told you this a thousand times.
• 2:37:02
  Brian McFadden: Huh.
• 2:37:03
  Testecleese: Now, I would run the drill 7 times. If I didn't like it, we'd run it again.
• 2:37:07
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I was always annoyed by the fire drills on duty days, but…
• 2:37:11
  Testecleese: Because you are.
• 2:37:11
  Brian McFadden: When I was on the Carl Vinson, there was never any fucking fires. Even on my NAS… on the Nassau, there was never any factual fires, you know? It wasn't a thing back in the day.
• 2:37:22
  Testecleese: I had a couple major casualties on the Carl Vinson, but remember, I was on the Carl Vinson, what, 15 years after you, too, right?
• 2:37:29
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I was… it was a new ship when I was there.
• 2:37:31
  Testecleese: Bye. We had a fire…
• 2:37:34
  Brian McFadden: You did see that, Carl Vinson was.
• 2:37:37
  Testecleese: NASCAR?
• 2:37:39
  Brian McFadden: was the big backdrop for NASCAR at…
• 2:37:41
  Testecleese: I saw that!
• 2:37:43
  Brian McFadden: I saw that. The new Naval Base Coronado, you know, which is… back in the day, I knew it as North Island.
• 2:37:50
  Brian McFadden: Table Air Station, North Island.
• 2:37:53
  Testecleese: I found out about that today. A dude, that I served on with, Carl Vinson, shared it.
• 2:37:58
  Testecleese: And he was at the NASCAR event, I guess. He's like, hey, look at that! I used to live on that ship, it was in the background. I was like, I thought the Carl Vincent was still in the Middle East.
• 2:38:09
  Brian McFadden: No, it's home-ordered in San Diego now.
• 2:38:12
  Testecleese: Yeah, I thought it was still at sea.
• 2:38:15
  Testecleese: But yeah, I had one… one fire we had to deal with.
• 2:38:19
  Testecleese: It was… A bilge fire.
• 2:38:22
  Testecleese: You know, like, oil, water, it has…
• 2:38:25
  Brian McFadden: Those are bad fires.
• 2:38:27
  Testecleese: Yeah, yeah, but it happens occasionally. We… instead of lighting up the hay lawn, we used AFFF to put it out.
• 2:38:34
  Testecleese: And, oh, I had another major casualty, and I can't remember what it was on the Carl Vinson.
• 2:38:42
  Testecleese: Oh, so- oh.
• 2:38:46
  Testecleese: I can't remember, I… shit, I was just gonna say what it was. I remember we had the issue with the catapult system, that was an issue, but that was… I told you about that story a thousand times.
• 2:38:55
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:38:55
  Testecleese: the broomstick?
• 2:38:57
  Testecleese: We had another major casualty, we had to actually call away the team.
• 2:39:01
  Testecleese: Oh!
• 2:39:02
  Testecleese: Toxic gas, H2S.
• 2:39:08
  Brian McFadden: -Oh.
• 2:39:09
  Testecleese: Oh my god. You know how dangerous hydrogen sulfide is.
• 2:39:12
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:39:15
  Testecleese: And it makes me laugh a little bit.
• 2:39:17
  Testecleese: That, what is it, 10 parts per million hydrogen sulfide.
• 2:39:21
  Testecleese: You will get sleepy, lay down, go to sleep, and then die.
• 2:39:26
  Testecleese: 100 parts per million, you'll take one breath.
• 2:39:29
  Testecleese: And you'll fall down, you'll be dead before you hit the ground.
• 2:39:32
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:39:33
  Testecleese: They put this shit in natural gas.
• 2:39:36
  Testecleese: So if you have a gas leak in your house, you can smell that rotten egg smell you get from H2S.
• 2:39:42
  Brian McFadden: Nope.
• 2:39:42
  Testecleese: This shit…
• 2:39:43
  Brian McFadden: All the time.
• 2:39:44
  Testecleese: It's like, this shit is so deadly, you know?
• 2:39:48
  Testecleese: But I suppose they put in such a small portion that you'd be suffocated by the natural gas before the H2S killed you?
• 2:39:56
  Testecleese: But yeah, don't forget, not only is she shit deadly, but it's also flammable and explosive.
• 2:40:02
  Testecleese: So, yeah.
• 2:40:04
  Testecleese: That's a hell of a thing to deal with on a duty day in port, you know what I mean?
• 2:40:08
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:40:11
  Brian McFadden: The new Air Force One's here!
• 2:40:13
  Testecleese: Yeah, we just talked about this last week, didn't we?
• 2:40:15
  Brian McFadden: Yep.
• 2:40:17
  Testecleese: Not the one from Qatar.
• 2:40:19
  Brian McFadden: This is the one for Qatar.
• 2:40:21
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:40:22
  Testecleese: I thought they…
• 2:40:25
  Testecleese: all agreed that he wasn't allowed to use that, or did… or… they had to take it apart, is that what it is?
• 2:40:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, I got gummy.
• 2:40:31
  Testecleese: every night.
• 2:40:32
  Brian McFadden: and done.
• 2:40:33
  Brian McFadden: But they did come out and say that the old 747s are still… And…
• 2:40:39
  Testecleese: operation.
• 2:40:40
  Brian McFadden: Because the problem with this new guitar he's playing is.
• 2:40:44
  Brian McFadden: I don't know if you know this or not, but Air Force One never flies alone.
• 2:40:49
  Testecleese: Correct.
• 2:40:50
  Brian McFadden: There's only.
• 2:40:50
  Testecleese: It's always their school.
• 2:40:51
  Brian McFadden: There's always two Air Force… there's always two 741s, only one's classified as Air Force One, but always two fly every day.
• 2:41:00
  Testecleese: And the other one's Air Force.
• 2:41:01
  Brian McFadden: around the world, ever.
• 2:41:02
  Testecleese: And…
• 2:41:03
  Brian McFadden: world.
• 2:41:03
  Testecleese: And no, here's the problem people don't realize.
• 2:41:06
  Testecleese: The 747 is not Air Force One.
• 2:41:10
  Brian McFadden: Only when the president's on it is an Air Force One.
• 2:41:12
  Testecleese: Air Force One is any aircraft the President of the United States is in. Right.
• 2:41:16
  Brian McFadden: Yeah.
• 2:41:17
  Testecleese: If he hopped in the backseat of a fucking 22, that's Air Force One.
• 2:41:22
  Brian McFadden: Yup, I understand that, yeah, I totally understand that.
• 2:41:25
  Testecleese: But not only do they not only fly one at a time when the president flies, it's escorted by fighter jets.
• 2:41:31
  Brian McFadden: Right.
• 2:41:32
  Testecleese: Like, like the best in the world.
• 2:41:34
  Brian McFadden: So I think that's one reason why they couldn't retire the old Air Force, the old 747s, they were using Air Force One right away, is because they still need them as decoys until Boeing actually produces the proper new Air Force Ones that they've been properly seeing for the last 20 years.
• 2:41:54
  Testecleese: I was gonna say, yeah, that was… was that early Trump or late Obama when they said they were gonna do this?
• 2:41:59
  Brian McFadden: late Obama, and Trump was… Trump's the one that locked them into their contract, where they couldn't… do car…
• 2:42:06
  Testecleese: Change the value.
• 2:42:07
  Brian McFadden: They couldn't charge the government more for them.
• 2:42:10
  Testecleese: But it's…
• 2:42:11
  Brian McFadden: Garden and Obama.
• 2:42:12
  Testecleese: Hey, now you figure it out.
• 2:42:15
  Brian McFadden: It started in the Obama administration, and Trump basically said, it's like, if you really want this contract, you'll figure the fucking thing out, you know, and not pay as many charges more for it.
• 2:42:26
  Testecleese: And here's the thing, it's like, the United States likes Boeing.
• 2:42:30
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, because it's an American company.
• 2:42:32
  Testecleese: Not just that, but I mean…
• 2:42:33
  Brian McFadden: How are we gonna justify using Airbuses for Air Force One?
• 2:42:40
  Testecleese: But doesn't Boeing make a whole bunch of this stuff for our fighter aircraft, too?
• 2:42:45
  Brian McFadden: Yes?
• 2:42:47
  Testecleese: Like, we trust their engineers.
• 2:42:48
  Brian McFadden: And it's an American company. Airbus is a European company subsidized by European companies.
• 2:42:55
  Testecleese: A direct…
• 2:42:56
  Brian McFadden: competitor to American Air Force companies.
• 2:43:01
  Brian McFadden: I mean, are we gonna switch our Air Force jets?
• 2:43:05
  Brian McFadden: for air… for… the planes to Airbuses? I don't think it'll ever happen.
• 2:43:14
  Testecleese: No, I like the idea of doing it ourselves.
• 2:43:19
  Testecleese: I mean, I've taken to that in my own home life.
• 2:43:23
  Testecleese: I've talked about it enough on this show, but we're canning Like, putting shit away?
• 2:43:29
  Brian McFadden: I can't… I can't… I mean, I can't as a child with my mom here in Michigan, I can't convince my wife to try to use a pressure cooker, because she's so afraid of it.
• 2:43:41
  Testecleese: Oh, well, after the Boston bombing.
• 2:43:43
  Testecleese: All you heard was, pressure cookers can be bombs.
• 2:43:48
  Brian McFadden: But they're pretty safe, you know, if you know how you're fucking using it, you know? I mean…
• 2:43:53
  Brian McFadden: you gotta release the pressure on it before you open it up. It ain't that big a deal.
• 2:44:04
  Testecleese: But yeah, we're, we're canning, we're hunting, we're fishing, we're farming.
• 2:44:09
  Brian McFadden: She's all about me hunting this year for deer, and even…
• 2:44:13
  Testecleese: You won't eat venison, and you know.
• 2:44:15
  Brian McFadden: She's never had it before, she's like, if it's gonna save me money on meat, I'll eat it.
• 2:44:20
  Testecleese: Oh, okay, okay, how's this? Give it to her in a chili first.
• 2:44:23
  Brian McFadden: That's the best way to do it, yeah.
• 2:44:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, it's the best way to eat venison, but let's be… the older you get.
• 2:44:29
  Brian McFadden: You can also turn it into a pretty good summer sausage, too.
• 2:44:33
  Testecleese: Oh, sausage? Yes, that's a different animal, though.
• 2:44:36
  Testecleese: Or different… thing altogether.
• 2:44:38
  Brian McFadden: But it's still deer. I mean, you're gonna make it…
• 2:44:41
  Testecleese: Really, you get…
• 2:44:41
  Brian McFadden: disease.
• 2:44:42
  Testecleese: The older you get, the less taste you have for venison.
• 2:44:45
  Brian McFadden: I understand.
• 2:44:48
  Testecleese: I don't even care for it that much anymore, but I'll eat it.
• 2:44:52
  Testecleese: One dollar alone.
• 2:44:53
  Brian McFadden: saying, you know, it's like, I don't even know if I have enough desire to actually go out and hunt it, you know?
• 2:44:59
  Brian McFadden: And get the hunting license and all that, and then go prop out in the woods for hours on end, you know, at sunrise-type deal. So, I don't know.
• 2:45:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, well, and not just that, but then you have to, field dress it, which, as soon as…
• 2:45:14
  Brian McFadden: I'm not doing that, I'm not gonna…
• 2:45:16
  Testecleese: You have to, you have to.
• 2:45:18
  Brian McFadden: I'll find somebody else to do it.
• 2:45:21
  Testecleese: But you have to gut it.
• 2:45:23
  Brian McFadden: I know what I gotta do, I know.
• 2:45:25
  Testecleese: Yeah, or else it'll ruin.
• 2:45:26
  Brian McFadden: Take it to the processor until it's field rested.
• 2:45:30
  Brian McFadden: Otherwise, the meat starts going bad.
• 2:45:32
  Testecleese: But then, not even that, like, maybe by the time you get from where you shot the deer to your truck, it might already start poisoning the meat.
• 2:45:41
  Brian McFadden: Yeah. Luckily, where I'm gonna hunt the deer is on my land here on the 40 acres, so it wouldn't be that way, but I know, you still gotta, like.
• 2:45:50
  Brian McFadden: start the field racing process before you even take it out of the field, so… yeah.
• 2:45:54
  Testecleese: At least, at least, at least, at least cut the balls off of a buck.
• 2:45:59
  Brian McFadden: Okay.
• 2:46:01
  Testecleese: I know it sounds crazy.
• 2:46:02
  Brian McFadden: I mean, I'm kind of interested in hunting, but I'm not, like…
• 2:46:07
  Testecleese: Exciting.
• 2:46:07
  Brian McFadden: Exactly, yeah.
• 2:46:09
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I'm just saying, the testosterone dump, when the animal dies, We'll make all the meat game.
• 2:46:17
  Brian McFadden: Mad. Okay.
• 2:46:18
  Testecleese: Yeah, you gotta cut its balls off right away, and then right after that, you cut it from asshole up until the sternum.
• 2:46:26
  Brian McFadden: And that's why most people complain about fighting out.
• 2:46:31
  Testecleese: Well, that's because they're not treating it properly. You can make it actually, like, not, quote, gamey, But…
• 2:46:40
  Testecleese: You have to do it quickly.
• 2:46:43
  Testecleese: And that's the thing a lot of people have, is they want to take it to the butcher the next day, and it's like, well, we had to throw half of it away, you know?
• 2:46:50
  Brian McFadden: Yeah, you gotta get her done early on.
• 2:46:53
  Brian McFadden: I think that's our show.
• 2:46:55
  Testecleese: Maybe, but… I just wanna bring up… Senate.
• 2:47:01
  Testecleese: Ended what's going on in Iran, I guess.
• 2:47:04
  Brian McFadden: I didn't.
• 2:47:06
  Testecleese: They passed the vote, I'm not sure what state. Okay.
• 2:47:09
  Brian McFadden: And so, that means nothing, because it has to be, signed by the President of the United States.
• 2:47:15
  Testecleese: No, he needs Congress, I thought, to continue funding past 30 days.
• 2:47:20
  Brian McFadden: This is a… this is the first part of the…
• 2:47:23
  Testecleese: Of course, though, not Senate.
• 2:47:25
  Brian McFadden: But the House of Representatives votes on it, the Senate votes on it, and then they send it to the President for him to sign. He can veto it.
• 2:47:33
  Testecleese: I believe he would have to claim… Some kind of emergency, then.
• 2:47:37
  Brian McFadden: No, well, he's already done that!
• 2:47:40
  Testecleese: Yeah, but I thought he only got so much time without congressional approval.
• 2:47:45
  Brian McFadden: He does.
• 2:47:46
  Testecleese: And I thought it was, like, 60 days maximum, it's been 4 months.
• 2:47:49
  Brian McFadden: Let me look at this.
• 2:47:54
  Testecleese: Either way, they were in the middle of signing a deal, but, you know, we've heard that enough times, right? That's why I even stopped covering it.
• 2:48:04
  Brian McFadden: I don't think it means that much at this point, you know?
• 2:48:08
  Testecleese: Well, he's.
• 2:48:09
  Brian McFadden: The measure is binding under the War Resolutions Act. I explore all legal avenues… I don't know.
• 2:48:17
  Testecleese: Yeah, right?
• 2:48:19
  Brian McFadden: I don't think…
• 2:48:21
  Brian McFadden: I thought he had to vote in… he had to sign it in his law, and then they gotta come back with a veto-approved majority.
• 2:48:28
  Testecleese: I don't… I don't think so. I think Congress has…
• 2:48:31
  Testecleese: the upper hand in a situation like this.
• 2:48:36
  Testecleese: whole point.
• 2:48:37
  Brian McFadden: This weirdo from… You got a Democrat from New York State saying that the, the…
• 2:48:46
  Brian McFadden: I'm gonna explore all avenues, legal avenues, to ensure that the executive committee powers, but with the will of the Congress.
• 2:48:59
  Testecleese: Okay.
• 2:49:02
  Testecleese: Well, one more point.
• 2:49:04
  Testecleese: Nato… Has pledged to.
• 2:49:12
  Brian McFadden: About time, time.
• 2:49:13
  Testecleese: basically do their damn job, and do what they promised to do when NATO was formed, because the United States is pulling out… the United States basically said, we're paying 5% GDP, you're paying less than 2%, 2%'s the agreement.
• 2:49:28
  Brian McFadden: I think back in the day, we were paying a lot more than 5%.
• 2:49:32
  Testecleese: Well, yeah, right after the war, for sure.
• 2:49:36
  Testecleese: But is it… I just pulled the number 5 out of my…
• 2:49:39
  Brian McFadden: These people, these countries were all about us providing their defense so they could create their social…
• 2:49:47
  Testecleese: care systems.
• 2:49:49
  Brian McFadden: They're socialistic utopias, you know, for many, many years.
• 2:49:54
  Testecleese: That's exactly what he was saying, was, you guys, like, oh, how come you Americans, you're so wealthy, how come you guys can't do free healthcare? I said, because we're defending you, because you don't have a fucking military!
• 2:50:05
  Brian McFadden: We're basically defending the world at this point, you know?
• 2:50:11
  Testecleese: And this is something I think people need to seriously think about. I know it's a closing point.
• 2:50:17
  Testecleese: But you can't call these people assholes forever and expect them to continue to stand up and fight for you.
• 2:50:24
  Brian McFadden: No.
• 2:50:25
  Testecleese: And now, once Trump finally said, yeah, we're leaving, all these European nations are like, oh, shit.
• 2:50:31
  Testecleese: Well, what, Germany freaked out when we pulled a bunch of troops out, didn't they? And then they tried to get people to enlist, and no one would sign up.
• 2:50:39
  Brian McFadden: We moved them all to Poland.
• 2:50:42
  Testecleese: Yeah, and it's like, oh, so what are you guys gonna do? You guys have literally no military to defend your country.
• 2:50:48
  Brian McFadden: Yup.
• 2:50:50
  Testecleese: And, yeah, well… sorry, man, you called me a Nazi long enough, maybe we'll leave fucking Germany! The home of the Nazis!
• 2:51:00
  Brian McFadden: God.
• 2:51:00
  Testecleese: They do it on their own.
• 2:51:03
  Testecleese: Frustrating as fuck, these people are stupid, they're all retarded. Yep.
• 2:51:09
  Testecleese: And I just want to point out that, it's all fake and gay, Brian.
• 2:51:14
  Brian McFadden: All faking gay, alright.
• 2:51:16
  Testecleese: It's all fake and gay.