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Dungeons & Dragons 2: Buckle Buddies vs Twin Magic · Fandomonium! A Fandom Comedy Game Show

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  Hello, and welcome to Gates Leapers, the pop culture game show that shines
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  a spotlight onto everyone's favorite fandoms. I'm your games master and that guy who
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  doesn't bring snacks to the group session Matt Watson. But a games master needs
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  games and games need players, so please welcome. First introduced using D and
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  D words to my metaphysical right. First, she is daffy and dextrous.
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  It's Audra Stephenson. Hello. And he is DM and daddy not my daddy,
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  unfortunately, it's Derek Logan. Hi there, Hello, welcome Audra and
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  Derek. How are you both? I'm having fun. Yeah. Normally we
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  would have a D and D session at about this time, but now we
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  are in a different game, and that's very fun. Yeah. I've hijacked
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  the reins from you a bit down. You know. That is perfectly fine
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  with me because I have no idea what we're going to be doing in our
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  next session. Gives me another week. Nice, nice glad it's helped.
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  So, Odra, are you a fan of D and D? We know
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  everyone at this table is we are a D and D group. I should
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  say that up top, so it might be a bit redundant to say that,
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  so maybe we'll ask when did you get into D and D? I
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  think it was probably Royal Rumble weekend. Whenever that weekend was when we went
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  to the Royal Rumble twenty nice? When did we go to the Royal twenty
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  nineteen? Yeah, twenty nineteen. In the car, Chris and Jen played
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  us nad pod and then I started listening to Dungeons and Dragons and then wanted
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  to play and look here we are twenty twenty four. Nice. Nice,
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  well pre pandemic at least you hipster? Yeah, and Derek, what about
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  you? When did you get into D and D? For me, I
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  was actually one of those people who got into it because of Stranger Things.
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  Like I watched the very first season of Stranger Things and I was like,
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  huh, that looks kind of fun, and then I just like looked up
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  a podcast about it, and it happened to be the Critical Role podcast when
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  they were in there the first season, and I listened to a couple episodes
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  and I was like, this shit sounds really fun. And then one of
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  my buddies at work had a game going in invited me and yeah, just
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  started from there and just loved it. Nice. Nice, so yeah,
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  two people pre pandemic. I'm saying this because the stereotype seems to be that
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  most people jumped on board D and D during the pandemic pandemic, pandemic pandemic.
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  We all look being reminded of that, don't we. So, Derek,
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  you are our DM of three and a half years across two different campaigns.
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  We've shared many memories together as a group. So who is your favorite
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  player and why is it me? Well, let's see, I actually have
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  a good answer for that. I was just thinking today, Matt, about
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  your character in our last session, uh Adele oxl or wait no, yeah,
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  And he was just this really cool character with this. He was a
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  cleric with this arc of like maybe defying his God, maybe losing his faith,
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  and it was this really intense thing for him. But then also D
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  and D being as fucking silly as it is, uh, we all had
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  the running joke that he had a giant dong, so wonderful character arc and
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  then stupid little you know, giant dong jokes. Perfect right there. Absolutely,
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  that's that's what he'll be remembered for. I think for hanging Dong,
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  I should say this part. I'm really tired, and every time I say
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  something like hanging dong, I just have like an out of body experience.
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  So this could be a really fun recording. Absolutely it will be okay,
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  Derek, thank you for being here to play some games, but you'll be
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  needing some opponents, I think, because that's the format. God damn it.
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  So to my metaphysical left, he is delightful and dazzling. It's Chris
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  Reagan yo, yo, yeah what up? Yah, yeah, sorry,
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  I'm sorry, I'm done good And he is delicious and executive producer of this
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  very podcast. It's Adam Wood. Heao is your boy, I'm in the
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  house aka Jimmy Chipperley aka you boy snork what to do? Oh fantastic there
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  are two of them. Genuinely welcome, Christ and out of my kind oft
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  wait for this energy to be on this game show. How are you both
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  doing? Feeling really so good? So tired, but so good. A
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  chaos. I you know, it's it's fun because normally Derek is the one
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  rain and the sin, but Matt you're the one that's going to have to
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  keep the chaos a good troll. You know, we got a different daddy
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  keeping track of this Chris, But we're still playing in the sandbox, my
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  man. You know, once you've had one daddy, you've you've really experienced
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  most daddies. So what is it? What is one more daddy? That's
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  that's why it's a good time. That's what it is. Brilliant. Well,
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  speaking of good times, I'm gonna try and seguay this in. You
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  must have had an original good time playing D and D Chris, When did
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  you first get into into I got into it, actually, Adam, and
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  I's good buddy Kyle Nelson turned me onto nad pod back in twenty eighteen,
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  and I've been in ever since, mainly nad pot in Dimension twenty. But
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  like all of the art behind me, it's all nad pod shit. It's
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  I buy too much of their merch and you know it's it's fine support your
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  podcaster is you know exactly? Adam? How about you? I got into
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  it. It would have been freshman year of college. It would have been
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  yeah, late twenty twelve, Oh, my buddy, Yeah, yeah,
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  freshman year of college. My buddy Joel Davidson shouts out. Joel got a
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  lot of us on the floor into it, and he was an og to
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  this thing gave me a to borrow an original first edition hardcover copy of the
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  Advanced Dungeons and Dragons Manual by Gary guy GaX on the front. You know
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  like he was he was he was, he was an og. He held
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  like a big session for the entire floor. I remember he had steal some
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  stuff from a tavern. I proceeded to try to be charming to everyone in
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  the bar, and all I did was get drunk. But as a freshman
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  at a very conservative Christian school, that was still a fun bit of role
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  playing. So yeah, closest you'd get to having some alcohol for a little
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  bit. Oh, I haven't been that drunk since. Let me tell you.
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  Oh brilliant you got. I mean, you've got everyone beat that rude
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  of I think twenty twelve. Y yeah, yeah, I mean I played
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  for maybe a couple of years twenty twelve to probably twenty fourteen, twenty fifteen,
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  and then didn't really get back into it until this whole crew got back
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  into it. Dude, you saying you bringing up Joel Davidson just reminded me
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  that we played together back in like twenty sixteen, twenty fifteen, and Joel
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  Davidson DMD us, and we had like an online thing weld like three sessions.
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  Oh yes, because we like and we're playing some other some Uh.
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  It's called Dungeon Crawler Classic. Dungeon Crawler Classic. You see c it's a
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  really cool thing where they do like scaling dice, so you have to get
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  a D four, a D six, a D seven, D eight and
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  D ten and D like all these all these weird numbers. I have a
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  D thirty somewhere too many ds. And he had us make five level.
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  He had us make five level zero characters h and then sent us on a
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  massive dungeon crawler and he's like, hey, if one of them lives,
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  that's your character. That's exactly what happened. All of us had one character
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  that survived the dungeon. So that's pretty cool. That is very cool.
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  You mentioning Joel Davidson reminded me, I'm got this podcast can have unlocked all
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  the memories everyone's had with Joel Davidson. Yeah. Yes, then there were
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  so many people named Joe that before I actually knew him, I was like
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  that one plays a banjo, he's banjol. That was worth it for the
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  joke to be fair. Yes, well, Chris Adam, thank you for
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  being here. You are going to bring a chaotic energy. I think,
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  uh, and I'm prepared for it. I'm prepared to be here your Daddy
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  today. You're not prepared to do what it happens. Okay, teams,
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  you've arrived at the table, but no one has filled out their character sheet
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  yet. I ask you to do one thing. So I'd like each pair
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  to come up with a D and D themed team name. Please, let's
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  start with Audra and Derek. So I had a couple ideas. I had
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  two that I came up with before we started talking and one that I came
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  up with after said Banjoel It was it's not but I love a portmanteau.
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  So the the ones that I have cobold fashioned, because I do think we
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  will be the more straight laced of the team. It's good there are going
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  to be some chaos. I think we're going to be in it to win
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  it. Yeah, we'll bring the technical prowess to go get her attitude.
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  Garden variety gnomes. It was my second one, and then the one that
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  I came up with while we were talking was just Daddy's Revenge. It sounds
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  like the name of a ship on the high seas. So those are those
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  are? So I'm not sure if you have any ideas to throw into the
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  ring. I really like your ideas, Odra. Honestly, I only had
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  one that I had thought about. So part of our current campaign, the
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  players are in a place called Buckleberry Community College, So I was just going
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  to do like the Buckleberry Buddies. Buckle Buddies is buckle Buddies. I like
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  it. Your buckle buddies. Now I'm on a portmanteau. Okay, a
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  couple of buckle buddies. It sounds like an old fashioned defensive time. Yeah,
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  that's what they called me and Adam in college. Look at those there.
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  Okay, Well, moving on over to the real buckle buddies then,
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  Chris, Adam, have you got a team name? See I was pondering
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  a few things, and my first thought, because I've got Xanathar's got everything
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  over here, was XANATHUSSI. However, I feel like Adam came across a
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  better name earlier when we were chatting. If you want to, yeah,
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  we'll see Chris. As as what happens with most of our names or titles
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  or phrases that define us. They come naturally. And I was thinking back
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  to names that we've called ourselves, whether it be for musical groups or for
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  social media handles or whatever it may be, and all of the names that
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  we've had in the past were all, you know, completely appropriate, uh
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  and above board, all across just dated, just dated, And that's the
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  only reason that can be used. Definitely nothing offensive. For sure. It
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  wasn't buddies, no, actually no. But but yeah, well it's it's
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  got to be twin magic, it's got to be nice nice. Absolutely Is
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  that? Is that based on your current characters that you're playing in the Buckleberry
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  campaign. Goddamn right it is? Hell yeah, brother to Twin cole Bolds,
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  just for just for Daddy to d M. That's all you need to
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  know. You two are nightmares, I think where we played delightful Colebolds just
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  because we talked with Boston accents and we want to fight everything that's it's not
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  on us, Okay, those are the care and the stereotypes of Boston.
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  And I will stand by the fact that I don't think I deserve to get
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  slapped by the dean on our first day in class. Yeah, that was
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  fucked up, dude, that she knew. She knew. You guys,
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  Derek, You're not You're not in charge anymore, Derek, So fuck you
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  for that. By the way, I'm sure you'll pay for that. Next
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  week. All right, we have the Buckle Buddies versus Twin Magic. I
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  love it. Can't wait for that matchup. But unique matchup, all right.
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  And if you're listening to this and thinking, I'm ready for some laughs
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  and games. But I don't even know what D and D stands for?
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  Is it one of those sex things? Yes, so his order with a
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  little segment we like to call passing knowledge. Dungeons and Dragons, commonly abbreviated
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  as D and D, is a fantasy tabletop roleplaying game originally created and designed
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  by Gary Geigax and Dave Arnson. The game was first published in nineteen seventy
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  four and has been published by Wizards of the Coast, a subsidiary of Hasbroro,
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  since nineteen ninety seven, which means it got a solid like eight years
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  before being brought into the Satanic Panic of nineteen eighty two. His house was
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  filled with every occultic super fathomed a weekly board him Dundons and Dragons games sent
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  on the table. Jesus saved, but D and D only took half damage,
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  growing to become more than just a game for losers and basements if it
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  ever was to begin with. Do you have any idea how much that helps?
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  Sure, it's still a table top game, but the rules and lore
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  are the basis for groundbreaking, beautiful, rich, game of the Year winning
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  video games like Balder's Gate three, and also for movies like Dungeons and Dragons,
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  Honor Among Thieves Fantastic for the shovel. The popularity of D and D
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  has endured due to its community building focus. Home games require several friends to
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  gather together and play the Many actual play shows like Critical Role, nad Pod
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  and Dimension twenty have some of the most involved fan bases you will see on
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  the internet. Dungeons Dragons, Honor among Thieves had heavy themes of found family,
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  and Boulder's Gate III was built specifically for you and your friends around the
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  world to engage in the story together and find out which one of your friends
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  would fuck a mind flare given half a chance. You know this might be
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  our last chance to explore the possibility of a deeper relationship. Now, let's
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  use a seventh level spell slot and plane shift into Dungeons and Dragons. Nice,
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  did you have to do much research for that one? It was that
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  pretty much all from memory. I had to look at dates, and also
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  I like to get into the fandom to kind of figure out what is relevant,
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  because when you play, or when you're like really involved in a fandom,
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  some things are not actually relevant to the larger group. They're just really
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  special to you. It seems like the things that were relevant to me seem
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  to be really relevant to most D and D fans. Nice, So,
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  hell, yeah, I'm normal. Okay, that's good to know. Yeah,
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  I don't know how a segue from that, I'm tired. Just before
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  we get to today's games, I've asked each player to bring in a muse
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  that's something that inspires them or something they love from this particular fandom. Dungeons
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  and Dragons is inspiring to me because of DMS themselves. Yeah. The more
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  people out there who enjoy gathering their friends in a room to play games for
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  three hours, the more normal my life seems. So more DMS. Okay,
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  Oudra, we will start with you. What's inspiring you from the world
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  of Done and Drag. Covid, I go bold. But it was the
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  time that you say that a lot of people got into Dungeons and Dragons,
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  And while none of us got into Dungeons and Dragons at that time, we
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  did use it as a regular way for us to start our campaign and continue
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  being connected in a time when everyone was really really isolated. That connection has
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  continued. We're still playing. It's not twenty twenty anymore, but we're still
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  having that community amongst us, and it's really good. Hell yeah, hell
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  yeah. I like my friends so worth all the deaths. I'm not going
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  to answer. I was like, how bold do I want to be for
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  the sake of comedy? Not bold? That's a good muse, Covid.
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  Sure, I get what you mean. Yeah, all right, Moving on
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  Novia to your Buckle Buddies teammates, Derek, what's inspiring you? So?
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  I was thinking about this one for a while. I think just the creativity
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  and like the world building that you can do together with your friends. Like
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  one of the instances that I always immediately think of is Chris had a character
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  in our last campaign who was a rogue changelain, and our last campaign we
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  basically they ended up getting in a big fight with Captain Hook and his crew,
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  which I know it sounds fucking ridiculous. It was just part of the
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  campaign, that's what we were doing. Yeah, So they were fighting Captain
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  Hook and Chris's character decides to change into Peter Pan to piss off Captain Hook
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  and keep Captain Hook from attacking the rest of the party, which it worked.
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  Unfortunately, Chris's character had a dramatic death in that moment, playing Peter
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  Pan and saying some smart ass thing to Captain Hook. But it's just like
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  shit like that that you can say, like only happens in DDY. Yeah,
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  to be fair, I was the one that like started that fight.
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  Also, it's kind of like I kind of blew up a bunch of shit,
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  so he kind of deserved it. You finished what you started, Captain
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  Hook finished when I started. For sure. Fantastic, Derek. I've forgotten
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  about that moment because my memory is terrible, But I loved I loved that
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  fight so much. That whole section in more like a fairy tale fantasy space.
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  So good, so good, and a good muse. But now we'll
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  move on over to twin Magic. Adam what's inspiring you from D and D.
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  My muse is shitty accents, lovely stuff. I just I love being
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  able to do dumb voices. But no, in all reality, thought getting
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  to play these ridiculous characters with our friends for a long time. I mean,
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  it's taken us how long to get through one semester of community college.
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  We'll be on this campaign for seven years of this? Right? I think?
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  Can we still play more than most D and D groups get to?
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  Adam, do you have a favorite accent? Is it? Is it the
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  Boston accent? Or if you be the one only Lindsay mackenzie little character and
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  the reason And again it was just it was a dumb joke because I really
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  liked the one scene from the office where they're doing the murder thing and Andy
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  goes, no, you sort of will you have a sort of a flawed
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  a panhandle accent? And what you really want to sort of more like a
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  sort of like a molass it's sort of just a spilling option mile And I
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  was like, I want to learn that voice for a character. And you
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  did, and and I fucking did and and I and for what it's worth,
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  I didn't end up with with the girl at the end. Uh,
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  you know, like the classic bachelor story. But I did win. I
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  did win for what it's worth, Yeah, I know. But but just
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  getting to like play these ridiculous characters, uh with our friends. It's a
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  fun way to goof around, have a fun time, uh, make stoop
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  of jokes with each other. But it is also a really cool way to
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  explore aspects of character, like like with people that you trust in a really
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  really cool way, and a lot of that being done with with just dumb
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  voices. It's the best. Yeah, that's so good to use. Dumb
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  voice is a dumb No, dumb voices is a good? Is what I
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  meant to say? You are tired? I mean good? That's a great
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  muse. Adam and Chris, the other half of Twin Magic. What is
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  inspiring you from D and D? I think my muse is going to have
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  to be the two times so we've had two like main campaigns with this group,
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  and once for each campaign we were able to all be together to play,
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  and both times it was just like the most fun weekend. The first
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  time we had like battle maps and everything. We all we purchased a three
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  D printer and printed out like all of our characters and everything and had sets
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  and everything. And I would probably say those two, both those two sessions,
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  we're just we're so like, we have so much fun every single time
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  we played, but those two were just like it's at its hot for me.
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  Yeah, it's a fantastic way of socializing from a distance. Both when
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  we do get to play together in person, it is just it's special.
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  Yeah, it's the best. And usually it is also around wrestling, because
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  that's another thing this group does is watch wrestling. Yeah, and so it's
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  just like we get to do all those things together and it's great. Yeah.
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  I can't say that's a bad mus because it's also some of my best
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  memories. What a fantastic muse. Okay, okay, And I should say
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  this isn't our entire D and D group. There are two more members that
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  make up the group, but we only have so much room on gate leapers.
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  So if we can have a quick cameo from our other two members,
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  Jen, Hello, oh here, I am here. What's inspiring our listeners
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  know you? I don't need to introduce you. It's fine. What's inspiring
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  you from D and D. You know I'm gonna say all of the things.
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  I love my friends, I love being together, I love doing the
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  shit together. Like, Okay, Derek, can we do this thing and
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  see if and if see if I let us? But I I just I
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  have to shout out the campaign that we did a campaign one Derek got us
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  to level twenty. It was really fucking fun. But we had to give
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  Derek a break. It was a really big campaign. So I jumped in
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  as kind of an intermission between campaigns to do a Bachelor style D and D
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  campaign. So it's like, at the time that was one of the big,
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  like pandemic hyperfixations for me. And to blend the style of a Bachelor
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  Bachelorette season and D and D and what that looked like, or basically doing
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  a PvP season or campaign whatever, and just the ridiculous characters that everyone came
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  up with and getting to have a very cinematic campaign that was very modern was
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  really cool. But I will always and forever remember Ash looking Toad into the
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  camera and saying I'm gonna polymorph Chris Harrison into a dildo and then having to
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  think through as the damn what does that mean mechanically? What are the stats
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  that I'm going to use let me stat this out. You also want to
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  tell you to a pair great and then leave it as a dildo for an
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  hour, for the length of polymore more and then quesh, Okay, does
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  the ac change between you know, glass or silicone, like exactly the properties
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  of this dilto earth? Use it? Yes? So it stretched me creatively
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  the same right now, Jen, it's a fantastic views. It's a fantastic
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  moment. I know you're not feeling well right now, but that's probably the
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  best joke we're going to make all night. So you should prob, you
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  should probably get some rice. You should probably probably take a long rest or
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  a short rest. I'm gonna go be not here and think about that on
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  the internet. I love you, okay. And last, but certainly not
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  least, I hate that phrase. I don't know why I used it,
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  Ash, what is inspiring you from D and D Actually this is a great
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  segue from what Jen was talking about and how you can span your creativity Okay,
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  yes, through this form of role play. And so I just really
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  appreciated. So my muse is all of our dms that we've had with this
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  group. That would begin that would be Adam and that would be obviously Daddy
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  Derek, and so it's just been it's fun. It's fun to see how
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  we can take an idea that might one person might have and just continue to
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  expand it and then making our friends have to improvise really art things. Yeah
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  the moment, I don't know what that's like. Yeah, it's it's so
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  good for the I feel like, yeah, we've we were all very much
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  inspired by our friends. But I like how everyone's focused on like a different
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  aspect of this, and the creativity is a huge aspect of it. Ash,
• 27:53
  definitely, the way we can tell stories together with with just our tired
• 27:59
  minds, yes, is brilliant. Actually, Ash, would you mind sticking
• 28:04
  around for a bit longer? I might need you for a game later.
• 28:08
  Oh absolutely fantastic. Okay, Well with that, I think we're feeling all
• 28:14
  suitably inspired. So teams, it's time to roll for initiative as we enter
• 28:18
  the mysterious cave that is Round one. Okay. Round one is our trivia
• 28:29
  game and will test your general D and D knowledge as well as your spell
• 28:33
  ability no, not casting spells, but spelling words in a game that this
• 28:38
  time we're calling spell slots. I have eight questions here, four for each
• 28:44
  team. Each answer will be a single word. Get the question correct and
• 28:48
  score a point. Then whether you get the question correct or not, for
• 28:52
  another point. Our teams must then spell their answer. The twist is it
• 28:56
  will be one letter at a time, back and fourth between teammates until they've
• 29:02
  completed an answer. I'm so bad at spelling. Sorry. Yeah, we'll
• 29:11
  see how this goes. Okay, we'll see how it goes well. I've
• 29:14
  numbered the questions one through four like spell slots one through four, so the
• 29:17
  first one shouldn't be too tough, and then the last one might be a
• 29:21
  bit more powerful. Okay, so we will begin with buckle buddies. Here
• 29:23
  is your first question. These mysterious, benevolent aberrations can be found drifting through
• 29:30
  the under dark. It's said that you should always trust these tiny flying spaghetti
• 29:33
  monsters. Can we converse? You can convert, you can confirm. Do
• 29:37
  we think this is a flump? I don't know where the flumps, sir?
• 29:41
  I yeah, I am not sure. Or maybe he's just fucking with
• 29:48
  us a little bit, and it's actually like mind flares or something like really
• 29:53
  menacing. I'll say it's question one I'm not fucking with you yet, gotcha.
• 30:00
  Okay, So I feel flump. I trust you. It absolutely is
• 30:07
  flump. Yes, cute little jellyfish creature things float around flu magic creatures.
• 30:11
  You've got a point there, But can you spell flump f Oh you I'm
• 30:22
  trying to think of how I've said flum p eight. Correct, that's how
• 30:30
  you spell flump like pH. You got it, spot on, You got
• 30:37
  the question, you got the spelling spells Lot one complete. We will move
• 30:41
  on over to twin magic. Now here is your question. This D and
• 30:45
  D race is treated with suspicion and sees mistrust and fear in every eye that
• 30:49
  meets theirs. Their appearance is because of a pact struck generations ago with the
• 30:55
  Lord of the Nine Hells. Uh stra right, Uh, I'm conferring with
• 31:00
  Adam first draw, that's the like most untrustworthy race. Oh, I know
• 31:08
  that sounded wrong, but it's okay. I'm sorry. I'm pretty sure it's
• 31:17
  drow. Yeah, because they worship Lilith and she's the god of the underdark.
• 31:22
  I think drought the same thing. Yeah, it's actually not drough.
• 31:29
  Yeah, the first half of that sentence maybe, but the making a pact
• 31:33
  strict generations go with the Lord of the Nine Hells tee flings looking for tee
• 31:38
  fling. Actually that's bullshit, get his ass, brot. Yeah go on,
• 31:49
  yeah, oh you got you got mate. Just so you guys know,
• 31:56
  this is every session. Okay, but you've still got a chance at
• 32:00
  a point because you can still spell t fling. So Chris, would you
• 32:04
  like to start? Sure? T oh man, they give me the hard
• 32:09
  one here, uh I E M l I n ge. There we go,
• 32:24
  finishing it off with a lovely J for a point. Then sorry.
• 32:30
  So you know, maybe a knowledge is lacking, but your spelling is that
• 32:35
  or the game master is fucking over. I was really confident on the spelling
• 32:38
  of t fling until I had to get to the e. I. I
• 32:43
  think I would have done it the wrong way, for sure. I was
• 32:47
  just thinking the same thing. I would have done it wrong. So glad
• 32:52
  that I started, because I would have done the other the opposite. Welton
• 32:55
  adam avoiding that trap. Next question for buckle buddy. Here it is this
• 33:00
  type of magic is mysterious, sinister, and ghostly. The word you're looking
• 33:06
  for can precede the words night, horror, or blast. Necrotic, right
• 33:12
  you think I'm thinking I played a warlock in a campaign and there their like
• 33:20
  main attack is Eldrich blast, and you can like modify some things about it
• 33:25
  to make it like different types of blasts. But Eldrich horror, I know,
• 33:30
  is a thing. Also also it is another tricky word to spell,
• 33:34
  so I think that either is reasonable. Yeah, it's it's the Eldritch.
• 33:43
  Yeah, Eldrich, it is Eldrich, it absolutely is h. Yeah,
• 33:46
  maybe starting to game the game on which word is trickier to spell. Uh,
• 33:51
  So let's see if you can spell Eldrich. We will start with Derek
• 33:53
  this time e L d R. I c oh, I'm so sorry.
• 34:07
  I'm so sorry. It was a t before the sea that Eldrich Eldrich t
• 34:14
  H was that one? I want? I'll interrupt when the spelling goes awry
• 34:17
  to not leave you some throwing out letter. We get to the end and
• 34:22
  it actually started with an I. We'll have another question for twin magic here.
• 34:29
  It is this dragon God's natural form is that of a platinum dragon.
• 34:35
  He is the god of wisdom, whose name is derived from Arabic mythology,
• 34:38
  a dragon god, dragon god. The only one I can think of his,
• 34:45
  but that's definitely not it because five heads. Didn't you have like that
• 34:50
  dragon book? Or didn't did you have the Book of Dragons Adam ship.
• 34:55
  Yeah, I put me on blast to get it. I was wrong last
• 35:02
  time. And all of the names, all of the names with all these
• 35:14
  big boys are so challenging because I know team and that's about it. If
• 35:19
  I throw you a lifeline and say you're close with Tamu Tia just just regular
• 35:28
  Tiara, all right, I don't think you get this. I'll talk you
• 35:34
  guys out. Fuck. It's Tia Mutt's brother, Baha mut baham. Yeah,
• 35:42
  you're looking to spell Baha Mutt. Yeah, and we will start with
• 35:45
  Adam this time. B a h a m oh oh. I'm so sorry.
• 35:55
  It's a you you yes, sorry, no points there. I was
• 36:05
  thinking Baphomet, but that's the goat demon. I think that's what I was
• 36:08
  thinking too, And then I mixed up the spelling in my head. And
• 36:13
  even though it's probably spelled closer, you know, I'm just grasping against draws,
• 36:17
  trying to justify my yeah name legal, they made it legally distinct.
• 36:24
  Yeah, and it's okay, who spells anymore? This is like being back
• 36:28
  at school. Everyone has a spell check, Like I'm testing things that are
• 36:32
  no longer actually useful. Can I might use my phone? Okay, another
• 36:40
  question now for buckle buddies. Here it is getting even tougher on the spelling.
• 36:45
  Referred to as the Imprisoned One by some followers of Helm, this demon
• 36:51
  lord inspired the name of the monster in Stranger Things, which Derek has revealed
• 36:57
  he has seen I don't know what the monsters and Stranger Things. So there's
• 37:02
  the Demi Gorgon, but there's there's another one too, and I'm trying to
• 37:09
  remember what they called it. Yeah, and in the last season they have
• 37:15
  or this latest season that they have, there's like a different one that's a
• 37:20
  specific name. I think it's the other one that's not. I got nothing.
• 37:27
  It's either I'm thinking the Morden because that's stuff to spell, or Flump
• 37:36
  because I don't repeans, dang it. So I really don't know. I
• 37:43
  think we're probably our best bet is just hope we can spell whatever the right
• 37:45
  answer is and just throw out yeah, because it's I like, the Demi
• 37:52
  Gorgon is the only Stranger Things monster I remember, but I know, uhh
• 37:58
  that's not the answer, it's it's the other one. Yeah, and so
• 38:04
  I'm gonna say, we know it's not right, but we're gonna go with
• 38:07
  the Demi gorgan. It is right. It is the it is correct.
• 38:15
  I was gonna go with blink dog as a throwaway answers, so I'm glad
• 38:19
  I did there go, but it is it is dema gorgan. Uh.
• 38:23
  It is the pronunciation. So demo gorgan h l dr you to start d
• 38:30
  E m oh, I'm sorry, it's an oh demo. I wanted to
• 38:39
  steer you away from the demi not being an eye, but uh yeah,
• 38:44
  it's also it's also a no. But you did get a point surprisingly for
• 38:53
  bullshit in D and D. None of the vowels make any sense. What
• 38:57
  the fuck? Yeah yeah, mm hmm, and the valves are only going
• 39:01
  to get more confusing as we around. Okay, twin magic, here is
• 39:06
  your level three spell slot. Here it is This transmutation cantrip is merely clerical,
• 39:13
  with plenty of magical choices, including raising your voice to a boom,
• 39:17
  cause harmless tremors on the ground, and cause unlocked doors to fly Openaturgy.
• 39:24
  I think it. I think you're right. I think I'm pretty sure that's
• 39:28
  what it is, right, I think you're right, it's yeah, straight
• 39:30
  away there, Adam. It is thealmaturgy. Absolutely yeah. I could only
• 39:35
  think of presti digitation. Okay, so who's done? Is it to start?
• 39:45
  Did you use it in a sentence? First? Uh, the cantrip
• 39:47
  thealmaturgy exists. Can you say it backwards in a sentence? Please? No?
• 39:55
  Can you answer the fucking question installing that god origin? Where would that
• 40:04
  be? Realm of origin? In this case? Does it depends on the
• 40:07
  god? Okaymda T wait? Well, oh yeah, I forgot Okay,
• 40:17
  t h A you m A T you r G? Why? Yes?
• 40:31
  There we go found with hell? Yeah, when magic wasn't the spelling be
• 40:40
  in third grade? Did they ask you a spell found? Yes? And
• 40:45
  I didn't get it from bringing that up a bass whole. This is retribution
• 40:55
  and spell retribution. Okay. One final question in this round for each team.
• 41:01
  This is the These are the tough words now rowing Okay, Roy water
• 41:15
  you can continue to drown Chris because we'll be we'll be going to the buckle
• 41:19
  buddies. First for the final question, This cantrip is a minor magical trick
• 41:23
  that novice spellcasters use for practice. Its effects include snuffing out a candle,
• 41:30
  flavoring non living materials, and creating sensory effects such as a smell. Okay,
• 41:36
  is this one pressed to digitation that they mentioned in the previous I think
• 41:40
  it is, and I'm so glad that they mentioned it because I would have
• 41:45
  had a really hard time getting that. One we have to see if it's
• 41:49
  right, and two we have to spell it. Oh, it absolutely is
• 41:52
  correct. Yeah. I couldn't do a spelling game without including press to digitation.
• 41:58
  So take it away, Derek. I'll go first. P R E
• 42:08
  S T I D I G I T A T I. Oh. Yes,
• 42:34
  suppress the digitation. Oh the stress. There's a couple of tricky points
• 42:45
  that we navigated so gracefully. I Derek had about seven eyes in a row.
• 42:52
  I am of syllables in the middle of that word was really fucking me,
• 43:01
  my bread. That was incredible. Oh it's yeah. This is a
• 43:05
  tense game show, guys. Okay, y'all, okay, we have one
• 43:12
  final question and one final word to be spelled. Here. It is twin
• 43:15
  magic. Here is your question. Also known as deep zealots or demon rays,
• 43:21
  these aperations are an intelligent aquatic race resembling a manta ray that dwells in
• 43:28
  the oceans of terrill. The fuck is any of that? This is home
• 43:39
  brew. This is Matt's punishing us for some reason. I think you'll find
• 43:46
  it's in that precious guide that you have close by, As you mentioned earlier.
• 43:52
  Don't know, ship raise the Miami devil rays, the Miami devil raises
• 44:00
  like your fine lines. Wait are they from Tampa? Ship forget? That's
• 44:06
  why you would get it wrong. I'm sure tol is the Florida of d
• 44:19
  Dude, I have no idea, no clue. We could just say a
• 44:21
  word in ray and maybe that's it. Devil ray ship. No, no,
• 44:28
  it was. It was demon raised to be fair U cool cuckoo little
• 44:34
  race. It is not devil rays. The creature I'm looking for is ex
• 44:42
  is actual? Exis actual? This is fucking bullshit. Matt rather spell ax
• 44:50
  a lot I X. I'm so sorry. Oh wait, no, my
• 44:59
  bad, that's correct. Sorry, I was reading I was reading a letter
• 45:00
  head. That's my bad. It is. Let's let's redo that. I'll
• 45:05
  cut that. Okay, say X again, Chris X. Yes I've never
• 45:10
  said yes. After you have to leave all that in. All right,
• 45:22
  So you've got I an X that is correct so far I X Z.
• 45:28
  Oh. I'm so sorry. Now you're wrong. It is an I.
• 45:30
  After that, it's I X I T X A C H I T L.
• 45:40
  Yes. I think it's actually spelled b U l L s H.
• 45:46
  That's what I'm saying, some home brew bullshit. Don't don't listen to him,
• 45:51
  Chris, that's the British spelling. Yeah, man, we spell it
• 45:55
  differently here. I don't. Okay. If you can like alumit yeah,
• 46:00
  if you can use it and it's like aluminum, that sounds the same.
• 46:02
  But you just say it wrong exactly. Okay. That is the end of
• 46:12
  round one. I wrote all of these when Udra was going to be scorekeeping
• 46:15
  for us, so I've just realized that's the thing. So I've got to
• 46:19
  figure this out. That's the end of round one. I'll just now work
• 46:22
  out the initiative order, and while I'm at it, to calculate the current
• 46:25
  scores. That's improv Okay. We have the Buckle Buddies on six points and
• 46:30
  Twin Magic on three points. We'll get it back. We'll get it back.
• 46:35
  Everyone loves an underdog story Bro trivia. Round means nothing anyways in the
• 46:38
  long run. Let's be for real. Yeah it's yeah, yeah, it's
• 46:43
  gonna get much crazier now because up next is round two. But first some
• 46:46
  ads, unless, of course, you cast silence either way back soon okay.
• 46:58
  Round two is called mass Tasker. It's a D and D themed version
• 47:02
  of the game we played in our task Master episode where our pairs will each
• 47:06
  have five minutes to complete ten mini challenges. The D and D tasks I
• 47:12
  would like you to complete will be numbered one through ten. You can select
• 47:15
  any number at any time and I will readout the task. Multiple tasks can
• 47:20
  be completed at the same time and may have to be and only one person
• 47:24
  from the pair needs to complete each task. You can pass on a task
• 47:29
  and come back to it, and I'll keep track of which tasks you've completed,
• 47:34
  with each completed task being worth one point for a maximum of ten points.
• 47:37
  It will probably involve one of us leaving their desk to run and do
• 47:45
  something just honestly, part of the reason that I wanted to do standing desk
• 47:50
  for this. Gosh, you're ready, Stratt and twin magic. I'll actually
• 47:55
  let you decide if you want to go first or second. Buget, let's
• 47:59
  do it for a st then okay, hoefully stuff going first, and you
• 48:02
  don't have to do them in order. You can say the numbers in any
• 48:06
  order you want. Your time starts now. Ten, find any book.
• 48:13
  Read the first paragraph in your best dungeon Master narration voice introduction. It's good
• 48:19
  to be the dungeon master. Not only do you get to tell fantastic stories
• 48:22
  but herees villains, masters, and magic, but you also get to create
• 48:24
  the world in which these stories live. Whether you're running a D and D
• 48:28
  game already or you think it's something you want to write, this is this
• 48:30
  book is nice live. That's definitely a point. Did you have to be
• 48:35
  British? Yes? Next number oh nine nine uh, say the entire chorus
• 48:44
  of any Abba song. As a wise old wizard. You can look up
• 48:49
  lyrics that exists. Ship Yeah yeah, sweet only servant, little wiser,
• 48:57
  little wiser from the tambary. Oh yeah, I feel the pace of the
• 49:07
  kid. It's you can cry, I above your alive, poor girl.
• 49:15
  But queen, it's lovely. I'll give you the point that lovely stuff a
• 49:22
  go find something that represents a dragon and show it to the camera. Ship
• 49:30
  how about no, no, no, uh a ship that's close enough A
• 49:37
  legendary fly bird un technically a bird. I think it's a legendary, dude.
• 49:44
  I don't think that thing counts as a bird. If it was,
• 49:50
  if it was dragone or Charazar. Absolutely dragon dragon. There we go.
• 49:54
  I see a dragon. Lovely point seven compose and s and an email to
• 50:00
  Gateleapers at gmail dot com. The body of the email must contain the names
• 50:05
  of ten real D and D spells. Do you got that, Adam?
• 50:09
  Or do you want me to do it? You do that one? I
• 50:14
  do you have one? We only have one? Keep going, keep going?
• 50:17
  Number? Was that the seven six six? Oh no, you failed
• 50:23
  a wisdom saving throw? Laugh hideously for twenty seconds? What's the email address
• 50:37
  again? For seconds? Gateleapers at email? Be more seconds. I'll do
• 50:49
  that'll do. That's some hideous laughing. Indeed, we have to mess with
• 50:52
  the levels on that one. Keep going, Adam, I'm going, oh,
• 50:58
  yes, shit, I forgot five. Roll a natural twenty on a
• 51:01
  D twenty and show it to camera. Got it in box? Nice?
• 51:13
  Oh, Chris has got it. Chris's rolled twenty? Nice? Nice?
• 51:15
  Poor some have ever rolled one. Four. You're a Bard and you just
• 51:22
  killed an Ogre. Describe how you finish him. Oh, I'm a Bard
• 51:25
  and I've just killed an Ogre. I've never even played a goddamn Bard before.
• 51:31
  Uh I uh vicious mockery, Yeah, and I laugh like that.
• 51:37
  But for forty seconds, I need to what happens? Then? How does
• 51:45
  he die? Oh? Fox, I'm so, I'm literally thinking about the
• 51:49
  last Ogre that we killed, and that's all I can think about that fucking
• 51:52
  big, blue, fat, slimy guy. Uh and he's yeah, then
• 51:58
  I just beat him to death with my fucking Yeah. That counts. That
• 52:00
  works for me. There's a point two. I don't know a number of
• 52:06
  to name five creatures classified as fiends. One? What's what's what's one?
• 52:15
  Can we can? I can? I pass on that? Oh yeah,
• 52:16
  sorry, yeah, sorry, that's my bad. One. Go make something
• 52:20
  that could believably be a healing potion and drink it close to the microphone.
• 52:24
  Okay, you've got thirty seconds. You still have three if you're interested.
• 52:31
  Three? Yeah, what's three? Draw an original fantasy map of a place
• 52:36
  called ever Summer. You have ten seconds and there's currently three ongoing tasks five.
• 52:50
  H Okay, I see that. The time's up. I see a
• 52:52
  healing potion, got drunk in front of the camera. I'm taking the email
• 52:57
  and you send the email. Yeah. I don't know how many spells I
• 53:00
  put in there. Yeah, I got it. It came through thirty seconds
• 53:04
  ago. That's not that's not enough spells. Shit, sorry, I needed
• 53:10
  I needed ten. That was only six. I'm so sorry, damn it.
• 53:16
  But look it did pretty well by my count. You got seven tasks
• 53:22
  complete out of ten. Well done. I think that's solid. I think
• 53:24
  that's solid. Are you tired, Chrissy? You're glad you had the standing
• 53:28
  desk? Yeah? Yeah, I am. Actually, I'm really glad.
• 53:32
  Okay, it is time for another list for another team, and this time
• 53:37
  it is going to be the Buckle Buddies, and you have no choice but
• 53:40
  to have list two. So I will start the timer three two one one
• 53:47
  they started at the top. Less, start at THEE one. Compose and
• 53:51
  send an email to gate Leapers at gmail dot com. The body of the
• 53:53
  email must contain the names of ten real D and D spells. That's if
• 54:00
  you want to start that one two two go find something you might find in
• 54:06
  a dungeon and show it to camera. Uh oh, I've just realized how
• 54:14
  this could backfire. I was thinking like plates and cups and that. What
• 54:16
  kind of dungeon you talking about their gay master. I'm also tired, but
• 54:27
  just pretend I made a Chris Harrison joke right there. Yeah, it's nice.
• 54:35
  It's a shive. I'll take that. That's that's something. Three.
• 54:39
  Three say the entire chorus of any Abbas song as a horrible little gobbling.
• 54:45
  Oh, money, money, money must be funny in a rich man's world.
• 54:52
  Yeah, that's all that. That's a short chorus, that one.
• 54:53
  So yeah, fair enough, that's a point. That's perfect. Four four,
• 55:00
  Oh no, you failed a wisdom saving throw. Dance irresistibly for twenty
• 55:04
  seconds? Should I just irresistible to me? Get it? As long as
• 55:12
  you keep dancing Sprinkler for twelve more seconds. I'm ashamed at how much my
• 55:16
  knees are doing like a wobble as I do everything seven seconds. Got to
• 55:22
  keep the knees active while dancing. Yeah, keep a little spring in your
• 55:25
  step. All right, there we go. There's a point. The only
• 55:30
  time I'm used to seeing Derek like this, Okay, I, oh my
• 55:35
  god, I spent ten years on that. Five. Five roll a critical
• 55:39
  fail on a D twenty and show the camera. Uh four, oh,
• 55:46
  you've done four already. Oh oh. Six you're a barbarian and you just
• 55:52
  killed an ogre. Describe how you finish him. My stomp on his damn
• 55:57
  head. Gonna get very much. No, I use it recklessly. That's
• 56:02
  my friends, strike clear enough, lovely. I heard enough stuff there,
• 56:07
  and the email is also worth a point. That's ten spells on the email
• 56:09
  there. Nice, and we've got a we got ant one there. Seven.
• 56:16
  Seven draw an original fantasy map of a place called ever Winter. I
• 56:22
  got that. Eight eight go make something that could believably be a potion of
• 56:29
  strength and drink it in close to the microphone. Nine name five creatures classified
• 56:37
  as undead. Find any book. Read the last paragraph in your best dungeon
• 56:45
  master narration voice. All right, now they've both gone. Now I've got
• 56:52
  a Now I've got a vamp for dead air here. Now I'll read to
• 56:55
  their listeners while I'm kidding my book cover. Oh my god, Oh I'm
• 57:01
  so sorry. That's fine. It's just the it's the Inheritance series, so
• 57:06
  it's it's cool. No one gets loved but you know it's fine. Yeah,
• 57:12
  ye, health potion. There we go, Derek's drinking a health potion
• 57:15
  in front of the camera. Derek, can you confirm what type of potion
• 57:25
  that was? It is a health potion. I'm so sorry. I can't
• 57:30
  give you the point. It was a strength potion. He strided through the
• 57:37
  long cavern of time, scattering the full self of his dream. That that
• 57:43
  was the final paragraph. Okay, I question everyone's DM voices. This is
• 57:46
  what Derek sounds like. What was that the last paragrapher? Do fucking spoilers?
• 57:54
  Nice? Yep, that's good. That's good enough for me. You
• 57:58
  got thirty seconds left to name far preachers classified as undead zombies, Yeah,
• 58:05
  litches, necromancers, ghoules, algols. Yeah, yeah, I'll take it
• 58:15
  that. Feah, that's five What have we not done? You've done everything,
• 58:19
  done everything, and you have five seconds to spare. What do you
• 58:22
  want to do with five seconds? Fuck you guys. Wait, they didn't
• 58:27
  get one. You only beat us my two bitches, lovely stuff. I
• 58:37
  do enjoy the chaos that game grades. The look on my face when you
• 58:44
  said find something you could find in a dungeon and I just went and then
• 58:51
  ran downstairs and walked back upstairs. Oh lovely stuff. Okay, that is
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  the end of the round. Let's see if I can unscramble these words of
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  chaos and check in with the latest scores. Numbers of chaos is what it
• 59:08
  would be. So we have the Buckle Buddies on fifteen points and Twin Magic
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  on ten points. Oh, everyone loves a good comeback story. Just you
• 59:22
  wait, guys, come back happening wheny A points still available, anything can
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  happen. Okay, party, You hear a familiar jingle that signals the end
• 59:30
  of something, but you can't quite remember what. Then you feel a strange
• 59:36
  wetness in your ears. Did a mind flavor manage to infect you while you
• 59:39
  were sleeping? No, you just need to clean your ear buds. They're
• 59:43
  disgusting, so you have to be okay. Round three is called Glinnet.
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  To win it and for this game will need the help of our other executive
• 59:58
  producer, Ash Wood. Hello, hello Ash. Now this game is going
• 1:00:02
  to test our players creative problem solving skills within the world of D and D,
• 1:00:08
  but also how well they know their adventuring companion Glenn, which is Ash's
• 1:00:13
  character in our Buckleberry Community College campaign, Ash, could you tell the listeners
• 1:00:19
  a bit about Glenn what kind of guy he is? Yeah, so Glenn
• 1:00:22
  is a ferval, which I picked because he's a giant, cute, little
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  cowl guy ish and so he, you know, Glenn is just he's kind
• 1:00:35
  of plunky, he's kind of clumsy, he kind of doesn't pay attention to
• 1:00:39
  things. He's distracted, he wants a snack most of the time, you
• 1:00:45
  know. So really he's just the kind of character that is just going with
• 1:00:50
  the flow, following his party and agent when he has to, you know.
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  Yeah, like classic Barbarian I connect to Glynn on a spirit spiritual level,
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  distracted once a snack rages when he has to literally Amen. Yeah,
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  Glenn is perfect. We love Glenn. So for this game, I have
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  three scenarios for each team. I will read the scenario in my best Dungeon
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  Master voice, which is apparently just a very British accent, so I'll British
• 1:01:22
  it up. I will read the scenario and then our pair will offer some
• 1:01:28
  kind of creative solution to the situation. If you use D and D language
• 1:01:31
  to solve the problem, I'll give you a point. Oh and for your
• 1:01:35
  answer, will assume that you have a full balanced party at your disposal.
• 1:01:37
  So just you can name any spells, you can sort of any basic equipment,
• 1:01:42
  nothing too crazy. But then for an additional point, you must answer
• 1:01:45
  the question wwgd what would Glynn do? Because Ash has written down an answer
• 1:01:52
  for each of these situations, and if you get close to that answer,
• 1:01:57
  I'll give you a bonus point. Nice. Okay, So we will begin
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  with the buckle buddies. Here is your first situation. You stumble upon an
• 1:02:07
  old ruin. It's crumbled bricks strewn across a decay in courtyard. In the
• 1:02:13
  center of the courtyard, you notice a statue perfectly intact, as though the
• 1:02:16
  passing of an age has had no effect on the marble. Suddenly, a
• 1:02:22
  ghostly voice emanates from the statue. Done back, what do you do?
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  Step one? I'm not turning back, yep, because I'm not a coward.
• 1:02:36
  I'm gonna investigate the like plinth of the statue, maybe cast like an
• 1:02:40
  identify or a detect magic nice, you know anything you'd add to that,
• 1:02:46
  Derek, Yeah, And I think have the team kind of spread out,
• 1:02:52
  so you know, nothing could hit them all grouped together if they were to
• 1:02:59
  be attacked, maybe some maybe a rogue in the group kind of stand back
• 1:03:04
  and not reveal themselves until it just starts going down. Good Strat's good gameplay
• 1:03:12
  as a point. But now the important point. I need you to answer
• 1:03:15
  the question WWGD. I think Glenn would look and see if there were snacks
• 1:03:22
  on the altar, like anyone placed anything. And you know what I feel
• 1:03:30
  like, Glenn. If Glenn didn't see any snacks on the altar, Glenn
• 1:03:34
  would kind of be like, you know what, dude wants to be left
• 1:03:37
  alone. Cool and I respect that. Yeah, yeah, check out the
• 1:03:42
  nearby buildings see if there's anything. Okay, so we'll say, look,
• 1:03:46
  look for snacks, not interact with the statue, and maybe check some nearby
• 1:03:51
  buildings. So yeah, ash, what would Glynn do so before the boys
• 1:03:55
  could even finish saying don't turn back, he has already touch the statue.
• 1:04:03
  You just had to know what this guy was up to, you know,
• 1:04:08
  Yeah, absolutely, so I'm sorry. That is what Glenn would have done,
• 1:04:13
  straight from Glen's mouth. Dang. Okay, we will now have a
• 1:04:17
  scenario for twin Magic here. It is you make your way further into the
• 1:04:21
  crypt, pushing aside cobwebs as you try not to inhale the dank stench of
• 1:04:27
  those who are buried here. But before you take a step into the central
• 1:04:30
  chamber, you notice a small sliver of purple light between the cracks of the
• 1:04:35
  cobblestone floor. What do you do? I would cast illuminate or light or
• 1:04:42
  something like that to get a better look at what is happening right there.
• 1:04:48
  Nice, but not entering the room because that feels like a trap. Yeah,
• 1:04:54
  we're all very safe. We're all very safe in our actions. And
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  when we played D and D yeah, definitely very risk averse, very risk
• 1:05:01
  averse. Yeah, same. Uh, you know, like probably have someone
• 1:05:06
  with the range magic close with you know, like perception on hand. You
• 1:05:11
  know, make sure that we ain't got any creepy boys already waiting there to
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  get us. Yeah yeah, booh detect good and evil have so many casts
• 1:05:20
  to people like the Palatine or cleric. I think it's a Paladin spell.
• 1:05:26
  Yeah, well maybe both, Oh shit, Paladin. Yeah, that's that's
• 1:05:31
  good enough of me. That sounds like a good creative solution to that.
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  But the important question w W G D. So whenever I try to think
• 1:05:41
  of what Glenn would do in this scenario. First off, Glen's a wildcard
• 1:05:45
  for for all of us, right, I feel like I feel like I
• 1:05:47
  feel like glensa wild card, even for Ash. You know, Ash just
• 1:05:53
  channels Glenn. I always have to always have to look at Glenn through the
• 1:05:57
  through the eyes of Snort, because we're both the front line fellas. So
• 1:06:04
  anytime we are adventuring or anything like that, we're kind of usually up from
• 1:06:11
  uh. And so for that reason, if Glenn's curiosity doesn't get the best
• 1:06:16
  of him, Snork's desire to be the badass will. So I would imagine
• 1:06:24
  that that one of them has is probably not done their due diligence and is
• 1:06:30
  going after the shiny light. I would imagine in this case it's probably Glenn
• 1:06:34
  first, But either way I would say that that Glenn is going right for
• 1:06:42
  it. But also this this will be after Glenn tries to find whatever that
• 1:06:48
  dank smell is. Oh well, of course, of course what's in the
• 1:06:56
  middle of right now? Yeah, that so we'll say Glenn Glenn tries to
• 1:07:01
  interact with the light on the floor, but also is following the smell.
• 1:07:06
  That's that's also part of it. Always, Okay, Ash what would Glenn
• 1:07:11
  do? Oh, we're following that crack light, you know, like like
• 1:07:15
  a head down, like a kid following a painted line. Glynn's like,
• 1:07:19
  that's a shiny thing, gotta find it. Well, all rightn' that's magic
• 1:07:25
  barb too. And I know that there have been a couple of times where
• 1:07:27
  Glenn's had that shiny light in the middle of combat. So so maybe it's
• 1:07:31
  Glenn's mother. Oh, ship is the light? Mo Oh? I can't
• 1:07:35
  make cannon? These are these are non cannon. I can't make cannon.
• 1:07:40
  Derek's not in charge right now. Let's go Matt. This is the time
• 1:07:45
  to change things. We're all twentieth level. We create the world you want
• 1:07:49
  to be. Also, everyone left in the Sinister six is kind of a
• 1:07:53
  bit okay, uh, Let's let's have another scenario. Let's have some more
• 1:07:59
  fun. Throw it back up over to the buckle buddies. Here it is.
• 1:08:01
  You notice your mark across the other side of the busy tavern, coin
• 1:08:05
  purse at his hip, fat and overflowing from a day of tax collecting.
• 1:08:11
  You notice he's drunk, but it will still be difficult to retrieve your olde
• 1:08:15
  bounty as he's loudly chatting with two associates. You don't want to make too
• 1:08:20
  much of a scene for the locals. What do you do? Andrew's is
• 1:08:25
  this where we send the barden to seduce and separate? I was just going
• 1:08:32
  to say, seduction check, get him upstairs, fucking kill him and kill
• 1:08:43
  him or fucking kill him the how how attractive is he? Dearren? Stop
• 1:08:55
  DM in for one hour and he's already trying to fucking n PC. I
• 1:08:58
  swear to go. Yeah, that's a that's a valid answer. That's one
• 1:09:03
  way to get the coin post, for sure. But what would Glenn do?
• 1:09:09
  I think Glenn would just go over there and be like, your ship,
• 1:09:14
  give me the coin. I'm gonna beat your ass. I don't like
• 1:09:21
  you, and I think that that money is uh. I think I don't
• 1:09:27
  like you. Would you like to come outside so that we can fight?
• 1:09:30
  Okay, so just straight up ask and be direct about it and ask that
• 1:09:34
  fight. What are your thoughts, Derek? Yeah, I think Glenn just
• 1:09:39
  walks up and wants to fight it, like, does not care about the
• 1:09:44
  surroundings one goddamn bit. It's like not gonna try to do subterfuge, all
• 1:09:50
  right, we'll just say, we'll say, Glenn just straight up starts a
• 1:09:54
  fight. Ash, what what is the correct answer? So obviously he's a
• 1:09:59
  little a too plumsy to not make a scene. So he's just gonna kind
• 1:10:02
  of go through make his way through the crowd, you know, kind a
• 1:10:05
  busy place. He's just gonna scoop the guy up and take him outside so
• 1:10:10
  he can finish this. So Okay, that sounds close enough to me.
• 1:10:14
  Yeah, that's that's the point right there. I like the addition of the
• 1:10:18
  scooping as well. Yeah, a good scoop, a big scooper. Yeah.
• 1:10:25
  Here is another scenario for twin magic. Your hands abound and you're brought
• 1:10:30
  to the longhouse of the Goblin Chief. His armed guard throws you on the
• 1:10:35
  ground before his rotten feet. He rises from his throne and stands at his
• 1:10:41
  towering four feet tall. His gnarled mouth barks a simple command, make me
• 1:10:47
  laugh, or I'll slice you up. What do you do? I'd hate
• 1:10:51
  to just have a bard fix all of our situations. But a bard stand
• 1:10:57
  up and do a tight five. Yeah. See. I think though,
• 1:11:00
  I think there's definitely a fighter, or a ranger or a barbarian or something
• 1:11:08
  like that that has some sort of like disgusting in joke with the group,
• 1:11:14
  like the fighter is going to try to like fart on command and he ships
• 1:11:16
  his pants or something like that like kills and kills the vibe before you know,
• 1:11:21
  like does bad and then the Bard comes in and saves it, or
• 1:11:28
  or we could even do it the other way around, where the Bard bombs
• 1:11:31
  his tied five and then just the barbarian just rips a wet, wet one
• 1:11:40
  that just lays out the goblins. Yeah, it would lay out the goblins
• 1:11:46
  and lay out the goblin chief with laughter, because that's that's a amadanza.
• 1:11:49
  Absolutely, Uh, there you go. But what would Glenn do in this
• 1:11:56
  situation? I think I know exactly what Glenn doing. This situation is all
• 1:12:00
  party, we're all we're all bound up. Yeah, yeah, we'll say
• 1:12:04
  everyone's together. Yeah, Glenn rages. Glenn ragees immediately. Yeah, it's
• 1:12:10
  goblins and goblins have have tied up Glenn's friends. Glenn rages, I would
• 1:12:15
  imagine, grabs it by his little goblin ankles. Yeah, you give me
• 1:12:21
  some angry scoops. Does Glenn rip a wet one as well? Having another
• 1:12:30
  one of those out buddy experiences, just a little one, just one.
• 1:12:38
  And it's the main thing is you will get a point if if Glenn rages,
• 1:12:41
  you will get a point. So ash, what would Glenn do?
• 1:12:45
  I wrote down rage, nice lovely stuff, the fact that Glenn is so
• 1:12:58
  chill, but just any time violence is an option. It's not like Glenn
• 1:13:04
  gets violent if he needs to know. It's like Glenn will get violent if
• 1:13:09
  that will work. It's not that she's an angry, violent creature. He
• 1:13:16
  just likes to rage. Yeah, sometimes it's the best way for harmony to
• 1:13:25
  be restored again, especially like with the nature energy that Glenn brings. I
• 1:13:31
  was like, if we just fight it out, we can go back to
• 1:13:34
  having a good time. Yeah, that's how we'll solve all the world problems.
• 1:13:38
  More walls, gets it, Yeah, finish the war. Great stuff.
• 1:13:47
  I've got one more scenario for each team this time, you know,
• 1:13:50
  a little little more social realist, a little a little more grounded. Maybe
• 1:13:56
  connects to our college campaign that we currently play. Uh. The scenario for
• 1:14:00
  buckle Buddies here, it is your crush enters the campus cafe. They don't
• 1:14:05
  notice you sat at the table right by the counter, but that's okay.
• 1:14:10
  They probably just weren't looking. Your heart pounds As you watch them order a
• 1:14:15
  flat white, your palms begin to feel clammy at the thought. This moment
• 1:14:18
  is slipping through your fingers. Now is your chance ask them? Do you
• 1:14:25
  want to go to spring fling with me? That's ballad? Derek? Would
• 1:14:32
  you do anything differently? That's what it needs to be, exactly what it
• 1:14:38
  needs to be. There we go there. There is your role play point.
• 1:14:45
  But what would Glinn do in this situation? Would Glenn ask them to
• 1:14:49
  have a snack with him? Or I imagine a conversation where Glinder says,
• 1:14:59
  are you doing anything Friday? And they say no, and Glenn says awesome.
• 1:15:09
  Like the conversation. So Glenn asks, but then doesn't know what to
• 1:15:15
  do once the answer happens. I like it. I like it. You
• 1:15:20
  just might not care, you know, it's like, yeah, he's just
• 1:15:26
  like sick. And then darn, I hope you find something fun to do
• 1:15:31
  this weekend. That what would Glenn actually do? That was a brilliant Glenn
• 1:15:41
  answer. However, Glynn Glynn question. Rather, Glynn would actually say,
• 1:15:46
  would you want to eat an apple? And commune with the trees with me.
• 1:15:50
  Oh, yes, I should have gone with yours, Derek, where
• 1:15:55
  you said, is he gonna ask if they want snacks? I should the
• 1:16:00
  gown with years. Oh yeah, oh I love that classic Glynn to to
• 1:16:06
  just go buy a tree, just go go hang out by a tree.
• 1:16:10
  M So no point there for the for the Glenn answer. But we do
• 1:16:13
  have one final scenario for twin magic here. So here it is. You're
• 1:16:18
  led into the Dean's office. The moment you've been dreading for a week has
• 1:16:24
  finally arrived. I must say, I'm rather disappointed in you, says the
• 1:16:29
  dean. You say nothing, sick with fear and trembling, as though all
• 1:16:32
  adolescence has melted away. Well, your grades are failing. Why shouldn't I
• 1:16:39
  banish you from my holes? How do you answer him? I would probably
• 1:16:44
  say you probably do have every right to to banish me. But my my
• 1:16:54
  my parents are pretty big donors, you know, they're the It's the only
• 1:17:00
  reason I got here in the first place. My high school GPA would reflect
• 1:17:04
  that, sir, Oh, of course, yes, you're one of the
• 1:17:08
  rich ones. Yeah that's a valodansa. Yeah, that's that's back him off.
• 1:17:17
  Yeah, So for that situation in the Dean's office, Adam and Chris,
• 1:17:20
  what would Glenn do? Would Glenn just take an apple out and start
• 1:17:26
  eating it and leave? Well, yeah, I think if Glenn, We'll
• 1:17:30
  see. The thing is, if Glenn had any snacks that would have been
• 1:17:32
  gone by, like on the way to the dean's office, I would imagine
• 1:17:35
  good point. I would say that Glenn would probably ask for clarification as to
• 1:17:43
  what is happening after that whole speech, I would say that none of that
• 1:17:46
  really got through, right, and so like, ye know what's going on,
• 1:17:51
  probably not completely like not totally sure what the grasp of the situation is.
• 1:17:58
  Thank you for telling me that I'm sorry that happened to you or happy
• 1:18:02
  it did whatever, have a good day, and then leave. Yeah,
• 1:18:05
  okay, okay, anything to add to that, Chris. Well, but
• 1:18:09
  also if if the dean is saying this to the group and it's all of
• 1:18:15
  us leaving, Glenn passed all all his classes anyways, so even though he's
• 1:18:19
  not really paying attention, he probably I mean, he not paying attention,
• 1:18:26
  but also isn't going to get actually expelled because he actually passed all his classes
• 1:18:30
  kind of on accident. Yeah, if if if the whole group is here,
• 1:18:33
  Glenn is either looking for snacks and the dean's office or probably watching a
• 1:18:39
  butterfly out the window while oh yeah, knowing that Roger's gonna talk. Sure
• 1:18:45
  if if I hear a snacks or butterfly or general confusion the situation, we'll
• 1:18:53
  give you the we'll give you the point that ash. What would Glenn do?
• 1:18:57
  Yes, so Glynn is not you to talking or defending himself. I
• 1:19:00
  took this as that it was just Flynn in the office. Yeah, that's
• 1:19:06
  kind of what I was picturing. I think. Well, so he would
• 1:19:10
  look around the room for Roger and then find Roger to do the talking part
• 1:19:17
  for bulks can do hidden stuff, and he would just become invisible right there.
• 1:19:23
  They all know he's there, and he knows they know that, but
• 1:19:25
  he just doesn't know what to be doing. Nice. Yeah, wild card,
• 1:19:30
  but perfectly on brand especially So Yeah, no points there, guys,
• 1:19:35
  but a good genuine answer from Glynn. Hey, but we did say look
• 1:19:40
  for Roger. Yeah that is true. You did say look for Roger,
• 1:19:45
  Adam, And that's pretty spot on. Whether you know what to make this
• 1:19:48
  more tense for the quick fire around because you're miles behind. Let's let's say
• 1:19:51
  you can that. Okay, that is the end of on three. Let's
• 1:20:00
  ask Volo to deliver the latest scores. Oh, the voice actor is too
• 1:20:04
  expensive on Cameo, I'll do it instead. Then, okay, we have
• 1:20:11
  the Buckle Buddies are still in the lead on nineteen points. Yeah, Twin
• 1:20:15
  Magic have caught up a little bit. They're on sixteen points. Underdogs.
• 1:20:21
  We've been saying that we've been calling our shot you have you have magic under
• 1:20:27
  Cobald's spell sluts spell sluts, and you're not even called spell sluts. I'll
• 1:20:34
  have cut that part out where you're talking about redoing your name. No,
• 1:20:38
  it's not our official name. It's just what they call us in the streets.
• 1:20:44
  Okay, what do they call you in the sheets? Never mind?
• 1:20:51
  Okay, well, either team could still win. We still have the quick
• 1:20:55
  fire around ahead. But before we get to the quick fire around, let's
• 1:20:58
  talk prizes. This epiod so Star Prize. It is the concept of collaborative
• 1:21:01
  storytelling. It is amazing how many problems can be solved through meta narrative collaboration.
• 1:21:08
  But if you're wondering why we haven't solved the world's major problems. Yet
• 1:21:12
  it's because it's really tough to coordinate eight billion schedules to get together for a
• 1:21:15
  session. But our winning team will also receive a one of a kind set
• 1:21:23
  of polyhedral dice. And it's one of a kind in that it's a D
• 1:21:27
  three, a D seven, a D nine, a D thirteen, a
• 1:21:30
  D twenty one, and a D forty nine, seven hundred and sixty two
• 1:21:34
  big dice. Yeah, you were playing chrono classes. That's crawled back up.
• 1:21:45
  Next is our crucial quick fire around, But first we simply must play
• 1:21:48
  one final set of ads. If you don't enjoy the current version of capitalism,
• 1:21:54
  don't worry. They're working on one that's way less crunchy but costs a
• 1:21:57
  whole lot more at point of entry. Okay, our final quick fire around
• 1:22:10
  will test your broader pop culture knowledge, and it's called dungeons. And now
• 1:22:15
  I could have asked our players about famous dungeons, but we're saving that for
• 1:22:18
  our prison Break episode in season nine. So instead, in this game,
• 1:22:24
  I will give our players clues to a dragon from pop culture history. Those
• 1:22:29
  clues will be given in the style of a local peasant describing the dragon attack.
• 1:22:32
  They just witnessed, and there's of course a classic gate leapers twist.
• 1:22:38
  You need to describe how you're going to kill this dragon as you deliver your
• 1:22:42
  answer. So your ideal answer would be something like, I kill name of
• 1:22:46
  dragon with a spear to the eye. That's just one exam You can kill
• 1:22:50
  this dragon in any way you want laughter that specific. No, no,
• 1:22:56
  not law specific. That would be even too crazy for this quick fire around.
• 1:23:00
  There's al too much going on. Jesus Christ, you buzz in by
• 1:23:02
  yelling out your team name. So let's practice that now, buddy. It's
• 1:23:11
  just so, it's so funny. Buckle, buckle, buddy, it's so
• 1:23:15
  many like fun consonants there. There's a lot of fun consonants going on.
• 1:23:19
  Twin Twin magic as well. Twin just just just twin. I'll do right,
• 1:23:25
  yeah, twin, I'll give I'll give you an example so I can
• 1:23:30
  figure out, well, absolutely exhausted and about to pass out, what this
• 1:23:33
  peasant is going to sound like? Well, I knows what I saw as
• 1:23:39
  a great serpent came forth from the lonely mountain and besieged the city. It's
• 1:23:44
  gonna be Chris, It's uh smell. Can I shoot it? With him
• 1:23:48
  and I shoot him with an arrow. There we go, There we go.
• 1:23:51
  That would be the perfect answer, and it would be worth a point
• 1:23:55
  if it wasn't just the practice question. You can give us a point if
• 1:23:58
  you want. I mean, nah, it's your world. You can whatever
• 1:24:01
  you want. Now, I'm done with that. I've I've finished that with
• 1:24:04
  those manta rare things I made up. Okay, here we go, I
• 1:24:11
  will start the timer now. Well, I knows what I saws. A
• 1:24:15
  giant orange lizard breathing fire attacks from its Yes. Oh, I'm so sorry,
• 1:24:25
  Derek, I can't give you the point. It's absolutely correct. It
• 1:24:27
  is Charazad. You just needed to say how you would kill Charizad. I'm
• 1:24:31
  so, I'm so sorry. It's a I don't well, I do make
• 1:24:34
  the rules you make and enforce them, and you're not going to stop.
• 1:24:42
  Just for the record, though, Pikachu would fry that bitch. Yes,
• 1:24:45
  that's true. That's true. Pictures o p though it's the problem. Well,
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  I knows what I saw is a local groundskeeper raising such a dangerous creature.
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  Ship it off to Romania and let it be any gender. Yes,
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  Chris, is that Chris the Hungarian horn Horn it's Harry Potter's Hungarian hornback and
• 1:25:05
  I kill it with my wand yeah, I'll take that. That's the that's
• 1:25:10
  the correct type of the dragons, dragon Heart, Norberts or nobertas lately to
• 1:25:19
  be revealed when J. J. Rowling was more progressive. Well, I
• 1:25:24
  knows what I saw is a huge black and red dragon being written by some
• 1:25:29
  blonde lass claiming to be its mother Buckleberries. Yes, is it dro gone?
• 1:25:38
  And I'd kill him just with the slow decay of times. Yeah,
• 1:25:43
  I'll take that it is dragon from Game of Thrones absolutely. Well, I
• 1:25:46
  knows what I saw is a small black dragon being written by J. Barroshelle.
• 1:25:54
  Yes, Chris, it's toothless, and I kill him with J.
• 1:25:57
  Barroshell's grating voice. Yep, valid way to kill a dragon. Well,
• 1:26:04
  I knows what I saws, and I saw that twelve year old boy turn
• 1:26:08
  into a great white dragon with a green mane. But there were no other
• 1:26:12
  witnesses. They all turned into pigs or summit. Oh buckle Berry, yes,
• 1:26:17
  old is this I cannot remember his name Haru from Spirited Away and I
• 1:26:25
  kill him with falling damage. Okay, yes, sure it's it's it's haku.
• 1:26:32
  But you said you said spirited away, which was if you name the
• 1:26:36
  property. That's That's what I was like, is it an r or is
• 1:26:39
  it a kay? Is it or? Well? I knows what I saws.
• 1:26:43
  A little purple dragon who is obsessed with collecting gems. Yeah, Adam
• 1:26:48
  or Chris, he's a childhood hero of mine. You could kill Spiro.
• 1:26:56
  I killed Spiro with Adam's hopes and dreams ship. I'm sorry, man,
• 1:27:09
  it's okay. I put all my hopes and dreams into that point. Well,
• 1:27:14
  I knows what I saw is I saw a flying white dog dragon that
• 1:27:17
  seemed to go on and on and on. Yes, Chris Felcorn, I
• 1:27:23
  shave him until he bleeds? Whoa dog? But incounter accurate? Ha?
• 1:27:32
  Well, I knows what I saws, and I'm not so sure this guy
• 1:27:35
  is a terrifying fire breathing dragon. In fact, when I saw him,
• 1:27:40
  he was just banging a gung to wake up the real dragon. Yeah,
• 1:27:45
  I do think that was Derek uh Moulan, Oh the little Dragon voiced by
• 1:27:53
  Eddie Murphy. Yeah, that's that's enough in terms of the dance. I
• 1:27:58
  kill him by feeding him to the dragon statue that he destroyed lovely stuff and
• 1:28:05
  it's Moosho. Is the is the name? Well? I knows what I
• 1:28:09
  saw is I saw a very standard animated dragon with eyelashes. You know what,
• 1:28:15
  Yes, Adam, Now I'm going to say that's Fiona, not not
• 1:28:21
  Fiona. Is not her name, but it's the dragon from Shrek. Is
• 1:28:26
  her name? Just Dragon? But I I kill her with the realization that
• 1:28:30
  her one true love is also voicing many other characters. Yeah, yeah,
• 1:28:38
  taking dragon rolls all over the pop culture sphere. Yeah, that absolutely is
• 1:28:43
  a point. It is just Dragon from Shrek. You didn't need to hear
• 1:28:45
  You didn't need to hear the sentence and it was getting sucked from behind by
• 1:28:48
  a donkey. Thanks for reading it anyways, man, Yeah, I had
• 1:28:57
  to. If you when you write a sentence like that, you've got to
• 1:28:59
  read it out. Okay. Well I knows what I saws, and I
• 1:29:02
  saw the protagonist of the classic nineteen sixties folk song by Peter Paul and Book
• 1:29:08
  Berry. Yeah that's gonna be Derek. Yeah you want to do? Okay,
• 1:29:14
  puff the magic Dragon gets shot by the cops. What a way to
• 1:29:18
  go? Puff? Well, I knows what I saw is I saw the
• 1:29:29
  founding cultural myth of England that might be responsible for all of colonials. As
• 1:29:34
  the beast is, yes, Derek the lock monster, and it's not the
• 1:29:41
  Lockness monster. I'll throw it over. I'll read the rest of the question
• 1:29:45
  as the beast is a metaphor for a non existent overseas threat that we must
• 1:29:49
  go out and slay twins. Yes, yes, Chris the dragon. Yeah,
• 1:29:56
  that's technically correct, and I kill it by a stopping spread of colonialism.
• 1:30:00
  Yep, that'll think that's probably for the best. Is there a dragon
• 1:30:05
  on the Welsh flag but not other British Yeah, yeah, but it's George
• 1:30:10
  and the dragon is the is the English but technically his name is dragon.
• 1:30:15
  Yeah, just the dragon. So that's that's good enough for me. I
• 1:30:17
  would have also accepted George and the un original. Okay, quick, quick,
• 1:30:25
  before the buzzer. I knows what I saw. I saw a piece
• 1:30:28
  of punctuation that was slotted between two of the same letters red or black.
• 1:30:32
  It was I think it means and and his copyright of some wizard on a
• 1:30:39
  coast buckle buddy, Yes, steric ampersand yeah, that's the I'll take it.
• 1:30:46
  It's the it's the Dragon that is the ampers and in the D and
• 1:30:49
  D logo, and we will kill it by going after a third parties who
• 1:31:00
  are just trying to make additional fun content for Yeah, there we go.
• 1:31:06
  There's the buzzer and a good shot at Wizards the Coast at Yes, Oh
• 1:31:13
  my goodness, it really did come down to that final question. But before
• 1:31:16
  we get to the final scores, I'd like to thank our players. You've
• 1:31:19
  all been heroic, creative and you know what, everyone level up. That's
• 1:31:25
  canon. I can do that, Derek. So we're twenty one now.
• 1:31:32
  Just before the scores, a quick shout out to Jason, do follow Jason's
• 1:31:35
  food truck on Insta at Studio Munchy and if you're in Colorado, eat food
• 1:31:40
  at Studio Munchy. Yeah. Links to that and our Patreon in the show
• 1:31:45
  notes. And a huge thank you in person to Ash and Adam Wood and
• 1:31:47
  also just In Dodberg who's not here, for their continued support at the highest
• 1:31:51
  tier over at Patreon dot com Forward slash Gate Leepers, you are our executive
• 1:31:55
  producers, So can you confirm or deny that Actually I'm not going to make
• 1:32:00
  that joke because Derek's one was way better against Wizards of the Coast. So
• 1:32:02
  just remember that joke. That was a good joke. Okay, let's get
• 1:32:08
  to the final scores. I'm so tired, guys. Thanks for all of
• 1:32:12
  your patients. The final scores are and it really did come down to the
• 1:32:18
  wire like we could have. We could have had a tie had that final
• 1:32:23
  question gone a different way. But the final scores are twin Magic finish on
• 1:32:27
  a noble twenty two points. But our winners buckle Buddies with twenty four points.
• 1:32:33
  Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes yeah Chris, Chris,
• 1:32:39
  you know what undergounds do they get him next time? That blink dog?
• 1:32:54
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• 1:33:21
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• 1:33:26
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• 1:33:30
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• 1:33:41
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