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Hour 2 - Made for Primetime · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Here we go.
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  Speaker 2: Welcome.
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  Speaker 3: It's our d or two, our two coaching Carol Selspin's
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  Speaker 3: round and round and round and round and round and
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  Speaker 3: round and round. The Cowboys have said bye bye to
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  Speaker 3: Mike McCarthy. Cowboys owner Jerry Jones says that he and
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  Speaker 3: McCarthy mutually agreed to go in different directions. Is that
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  Speaker 3: how this actually went down? Troy Aikman has criticized the
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  Speaker 3: Cowboys after McCarthy exited stage left. He questions whether it
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  Speaker 3: really is a coveted job in Dallas. How does that
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  Speaker 3: one hit you? And what do you make of Jerry
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  Speaker 3: Jones speaking to Dion Sanders about coaching the Cowboys. We'll
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  Speaker 3: talk about all that and more right now. Say hello
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  Speaker 3: to my little friend. It's our number two, made for
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  Speaker 3: prime time. Well come, in the beginning of another hour
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  Speaker 3: So I lead this hour. Get back to the coaching
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  Speaker 3: carousel now after the Rams poll acts the vikings in
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  Speaker 3: the game on Monday Night. But are leave this hour
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  Speaker 3: from Jerry's world. The other shoe has dropped in the
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  Speaker 3: never ending soap opera involving how about the Cowboys, Yes,
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  Speaker 3: the Dallas Cowboys. If you have not heard and perhaps
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  Speaker 3: not the Monday morning surprise on wild Card weekend, Mike McCarthy,
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  Speaker 3: turn in your key card. Your services are no longer needed.
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  Speaker 3: McCarthy out as Cowboy coach. He will not return in
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty five.
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  Speaker 2: He gone.
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  Speaker 3: Jerry Jones, who many thought would not want to go
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  Speaker 3: through a whole coaching search again after at his age
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  Speaker 3: having to deal with all that. So, but Jerry's going
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  Speaker 3: to do it. Jerry Jones and Mike McCarthy were at impass,
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  Speaker 3: could not work out a new agreement, unable to find
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  Speaker 3: common ground. So now Jerry Jones has told Mike McCarthy
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  Speaker 3: to go walk on that ground and go somewhere else.
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  Speaker 3: Jones is trying to spin this story, issuing a prepared
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  Speaker 3: statement saying that this was a mutual parting of the ways,
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  Speaker 3: a mutual parting of the ways, and they decided to
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  Speaker 3: go their different directions. And so this is known as
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  Speaker 3: the spin Zone, the spin Zone by the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: Now there's a lot of different theories that are bouncing
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  Speaker 3: around the echo chamber on why this went down, how
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  Speaker 3: this all went down. So let us toss our couple
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  Speaker 3: of shekels.
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  Speaker 2: In on this. All right, let's do that. So let
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  Speaker 2: us discuss the.
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  Speaker 3: Question Cowboys owner Jerry Jones saying that he and coach
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  Speaker 3: Mike McCarthy mutually agreed to go their different directions. I
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  Speaker 3: just decided that's it, We're going to different directions. Is
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  Speaker 3: that how this actually went down? So my observations, I
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  Speaker 3: have alternative rock, Harry Potter, and polyester tracksuit. We'll combine
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  Speaker 3: all of these things together and we are going to
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  Speaker 3: play beachside bingo. Is what we're going to play. Because
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  Speaker 3: Jerry Jones, when he's not on his yacht, when he's
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  Speaker 3: laying out on the beach there, he plays beachside bingo.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't he look like a guy that played bingo? Now?
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  Speaker 1: No bur.
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  Speaker 3: To answer the question, was this actually a mutual parting
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  Speaker 3: of the ways as described by the Cowboys GM and owner. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm shaking my head very passionately, shaking my head with
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  Speaker 3: my eyes closed. No, the answer is no. This is
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  Speaker 3: not my first trip to the circus. Maybe it's your
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  Speaker 3: first trip to the circus. I've been doing this before
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  Speaker 3: and so I so if you've listened at all over
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  Speaker 3: the years we've been here, that you know my position
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  Speaker 3: on this that I call it the myth of the
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  Speaker 3: mutual breakup, the myth of the mutual breakup. And this
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  Speaker 3: is both in relationships and in also in business. Right,
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  Speaker 3: a business relationship, we're talking about a business relationship, so
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  Speaker 3: we'll focus in on that.
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  Speaker 2: So a business.
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  Speaker 3: Relationship ending because both parties at the same time mutually
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  Speaker 3: decided they didn't want to work together.
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  Speaker 2: It does not happen right.
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  Speaker 3: One of the parties made the determination that they did
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  Speaker 3: not want to work with the other party. And from
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  Speaker 3: what we are hearing boots on the ground in the
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  Speaker 3: Dallas area there, Jerry Jones did did offer Mike McCarthy
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  Speaker 3: a contract to come back as coach of the Dallas Cowboys,
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  Speaker 3: but it wasn't up to what McCarthy wanted, that's the
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  Speaker 3: word on the street. So McCarthy rejected it, thinking there
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  Speaker 3: would be a better offer to come down the line,
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  Speaker 3: and no better offer came.
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  Speaker 2: It was one of those take it or leave.
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  Speaker 3: It moments, that's what we're hearing, and so McCarthy ends
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  Speaker 3: up pounding sand and walking out of the Cowboy facility.
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  Speaker 3: So why did Mike McCarthy decide that play hardball with
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  Speaker 3: Jerry Jones and the Cowboys. So my theory is he's
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  Speaker 3: a fan of alternative rock and this is alternative rock
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  Speaker 3: for Jerry Jones, for Mike McCarthy with Jerry Jones, meaning
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  Speaker 3: that Mike McCarthy has options, He has alternatives that.
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  Speaker 2: He thinks rock. Right.
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  Speaker 3: He's Kyle al Turns. He's got an agent working the
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  Speaker 3: back channels through intermediaries, negotiating with the teams that are
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  Speaker 3: not allowed to talk to Mike McCarthy.
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  Speaker 2: Happens all the time.
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  Speaker 3: So they were testing the Waters and what they heard
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  Speaker 3: back must have been pretty good. Right, He's got an
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  Speaker 3: inside track. He has the same agent Mike McCarthy as
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  Speaker 3: the gam manager of the Bears. Everyone's in bed with everyone,
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  Speaker 3: nepotism and all that fraternization. So you've got that connection.
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  Speaker 3: There's also the Saints that are said to be interested
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  Speaker 3: in Mike McCarthy. Imagine how much gumball McCarthy's gonna eat
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  Speaker 3: if he goes to New Orleans. My guy, Now, McCarthy
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  Speaker 3: is a football lifer, right, football lifer, meat and potatoes,
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  Speaker 3: meathead football guy.
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  Speaker 2: And so he's one of these guys. He does not care.
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  Speaker 3: About all the glitz and glamour, the pop and circumstance
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  Speaker 3: of the Dallas football team. For him, it's like, you
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  Speaker 3: go coach somewhere. I not coaching New Orleans. I'll go wherever.
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  Speaker 3: I don't care. I'll coach in Timbuck two. As long
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  Speaker 3: as I'm getting a lot of money. I'm a head coach.
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  Speaker 2: That's it.
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  Speaker 3: He'll be the exciting new coach in whatever city he
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  Speaker 3: goes to, whether that's Chicago or New Orleans.
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  Speaker 2: And that's that.
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  Speaker 3: And you'll win some regular season games and you'll disappoint
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  Speaker 3: and that'll be that with whoever he ends up. Mike McCarthy,
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  Speaker 3: that's what you get with Mike McCarthy now Paget Tree. So,
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  Speaker 3: following the dismissal of the rotund Cowboys sideline boss Mike McCarthy,
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  Speaker 3: Troy Aikman entered the chat the group chat, and Troy
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  Speaker 3: Aikman criticized that Cowboys Troy Aikman Dallas Royalty. Following the
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  Speaker 3: removal the departure of Mike McCarthy, Aikman question whether or
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  Speaker 3: not the Dallas Cowboy head coaching job is a coveted job.
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  Speaker 3: How does that one hit you? Troy Aikman Not so sure.
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  Speaker 3: It's a coveted job coaching the Dallas caboty. So this
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  Speaker 3: is for Troy Aikman, it's Harry Potter like Harry Potter
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  Speaker 3: like for Troy Aikman. Akman using the tickle belt. If
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  Speaker 3: you will hear tickling the dragon's tail, Tickle tickle, that's
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  Speaker 3: what he's doing for Jerry Jones here. And no matter
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  Speaker 3: how bleak things look, no matter how pathetic things are,
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  Speaker 3: for the team with the star on the side of
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  Speaker 3: their helmet, it doesn't matter. The Cowboy job today and
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  Speaker 3: for as long as Jerry Jones there is a plum
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  Speaker 3: job for a couple of reasons, right, A couple of
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  Speaker 3: reasons is a plumb job. First of all, you're coaching
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  Speaker 3: professional football and the most popular, the most popular football
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  Speaker 3: league in America, right, most popular sports league in America.
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  Speaker 3: You're coaching the most popular team in that league, the
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  Speaker 3: team worth the most money. And Jerry Jones can be
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  Speaker 3: the biggest stumblebum around.
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  Speaker 2: And I'm not gonna argue with that.
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  Speaker 3: Jerry's had thirty years. The Cowboys are celebrating their thirtieth anniversary,
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  Speaker 3: the last time they were any good. And yet it
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  Speaker 3: doesn't matter, right, you do the arithmetic on the situation
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  Speaker 3: for the Cowboys and things like this.
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  Speaker 2: With the Cowboys, it just moves the needle. They are the.
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  Speaker 3: Straw that stirs the drink in the NFL. And when
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  Speaker 3: their games are on Fox, Fox has the highest TV ratings.
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  Speaker 3: When their games aren't on Fox, they don't have the
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  Speaker 3: highest TV ratings. Very rarely do those two things not
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  Speaker 3: coincide with each other. But it's really one of those things.
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  Speaker 3: If you build it, they will come, and if you
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  Speaker 3: can be the guy. And all these coaches have giant egos.
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  Speaker 3: If you can be the coach that ends up turning
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  Speaker 3: the misery around, then you will be canonized around the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 2: Now everyone wants that.
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  Speaker 3: It's a giant hit for your ego, a positive hit
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  Speaker 3: if you can do it. And so that's where we are. Now,
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  Speaker 3: final point. Let's get to the Komodo dragon in the room.
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  Speaker 3: So coach exit stage right. You then have to bring
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  Speaker 3: in a coach stage left.
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  Speaker 2: What are you gonna do?
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  Speaker 3: All right, let's take a look at it. So the
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  Speaker 3: reports that are circulating, dramatic reports. I'm assuming you've heard
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  Speaker 3: about these if you pay attention, but maybe not so.
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  Speaker 3: The story is that Jerry Jones has had conversations with
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  Speaker 3: Dion Sanders, coach prime from Colorado. So what do you
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  Speaker 3: make of the GM slash owner of the Dallas Cowboys,
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  Speaker 3: Jerry Jones having a chit chat with Dion Sanders about
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  Speaker 3: coaching the Cowboys?
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  Speaker 2: What are you making it?
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  Speaker 4: So?
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  Speaker 3: My first thought is it's on brand, It's on brand.
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  Speaker 3: It's something that needs to happen for the drama O
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  Speaker 3: rama of the day. Alice Cabot, Jerry Jones, we can
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  Speaker 3: all shake our head in agreement. Is the ultimate or
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  Speaker 3: not our head and agreement. He's the ultimate look at
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  Speaker 3: me guy, the ultimate look at me guy. Grandstanding, that's
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  Speaker 3: what Jerry's great at. He's a carnival barker. And I
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  Speaker 3: just imagine Jerry Jones walking around the Cowboy facility when
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  Speaker 3: he's not on camera and he's wearing a vintage Al
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  Speaker 3: Davis like polyester tracksuit and he's he's doing that check
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  Speaker 3: me out, jog.
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  Speaker 2: You know that, check me out, jog.
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  Speaker 3: I look at me posing and preening and all that,
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  Speaker 3: and all those coach prime would be right up Jerry Jones' sleeve.
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  Speaker 3: With one caveat, because the only issue here the showmanship wonderful,
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  Speaker 3: the boastfulness outstanding, the bravado, the charisma of Dion Sanders
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  Speaker 3: are all perfectly in line with the Dallas Cowboy. The
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  Speaker 3: issue is rather obvious that Jerry Jones has never wanted
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  Speaker 3: anyone to upstage Jerry Jones. One of the reasons that
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  Speaker 3: he had a big issue with Jimmy Johnson years ago,
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  Speaker 3: if you're old enough to remember that, is because Jimmy
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  Speaker 3: Johnson was getting all the credit that annoyed Jerry Jones.
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  Speaker 2: He said, what about me? They tried to hire Bill Parcels.
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  Speaker 3: He did work for the Dallas Cowboys and a couple
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  Speaker 3: of roles for the team, and that annoyed Jerry Jones
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  Speaker 3: although they didn't win. In that situation, he much rather
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  Speaker 3: have a guy like Dave Campo as the coach of
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  Speaker 3: the Cowboys or the clapper clap on, clap off the clapper, Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: Jason Garrett.
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  Speaker 2: He'd much rather have that kind of a coach.
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  Speaker 3: But he would bring Dion in because you'd win the
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  Speaker 3: popular vote. The casual fan would celebrate Deon Sanders and say,
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  Speaker 3: re we got Dion. He's a big name. And Dion
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  Speaker 3: will feed the beast. He will feed the machine that
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  Speaker 3: is the marketing arm of the Dallas Cowboys. From that perspective, Now,
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  Speaker 3: whether or not he wins or not, eh, But is
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  Speaker 3: that anaw to overcome the fact that Jerry would have
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  Speaker 3: to allow the stage to have Dion on it, meaning
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  Speaker 3: is he.
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  Speaker 2: Willing to share share the sugar? We don't know.
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  Speaker 3: And if not, Deon, does Jerry have a plan B?
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  Speaker 3: And the names that are out there do not really
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  Speaker 3: get you all Tingley. The names that are out there
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  Speaker 3: are Kellen Moore, who Jerry Jones cited with Mike McCarthy.
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  Speaker 3: Kellen Moore is the offensive coordinator in Philadelphia. He went
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  Speaker 3: to the Chargers for a year. Now he's in Philadelphia.
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  Speaker 3: But there was a power play between McCarthy and Kellen Moore,
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  Speaker 3: and Kellen Moore was sacrificed and they kept Mike McCarthy.
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  Speaker 2: So now you got rid of McCarthy.
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  Speaker 3: Now you're gonna be in Kellen Moore when you chose
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  Speaker 3: McCarthy over Kelly Moore. The other options are like Cliff Kingsbury.
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  Speaker 3: He's got ties to Texas, the state of Texas, and
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  Speaker 3: he's the hot name right now because Jaden Daniels happens
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  Speaker 3: to be good, so there's a possibility that that happens
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  Speaker 3: as well. We'll talk about any of that, any of
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  Speaker 3: the other names that aren't all that exciting. Kind of
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  Speaker 3: a blah blah coaching carousel. We'll open up the lines
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  Speaker 3: of this hour. We'll take a bunch of calls by
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  Speaker 3: some big name, some legends. Show Legends are lined up
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  Speaker 3: eight seven seven ninety nine on Fox. There is one
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  Speaker 3: line open though eight seven seven nine nine six six
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  Speaker 3: three sixty nine, also on the X Machine at Ben Mahlor.
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  Speaker 3: That is at Ben Mahler. If you'd like to be
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  Speaker 3: part of said program. The Rams are onto the divisional round.
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  Speaker 3: They're into the Elite eight of the NFL and they've advanced.
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  Speaker 3: They beat Minnesota, beat them convincingly. Now, he gave me
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  Speaker 3: the latest on the head coaching searche of the Dallas Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: But is it true that one of the NFL's highest paid,
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  Speaker 3: biggest name quarterbacks has had their name their name tossed
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  Speaker 3: into the offseason flea market, that there's a possibility, there's
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  Speaker 3: a scenario in the multiverse we're one of the biggest
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  Speaker 3: named quarterbacks in the NFL ends up entering the transfer
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  Speaker 3: portal in a MEGAMEGAMEGAMEGA trade. We'll get to the bottom
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  Speaker 3: of that, and we will do it.
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  Speaker 3: if Jerry Jones wants some sizzle to win the press conference,
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  Speaker 3: I can coach the Cowboys for half the prize. Dion
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  Speaker 3: is asking, I am just as much as showman in
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  Speaker 3: the lab. I'm sure you are. I'm sure you are. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: there you go, Big Lou. He's on number due. He's bragging,
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  Speaker 3: he's doing a victory lap. He's like Jerry Jones. He said,
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  Speaker 3: look at me, look at me. He was on the
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  Speaker 3: Clipper postgame TV show standing right behind mister McLain there.
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  Speaker 3: Don McLean on the use on the Clipper rod because
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  Speaker 3: you see a legend back in the day.
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  Speaker 5: I just found my bacon sizzling button and I really
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  Speaker 5: want to play it.
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  Speaker 2: Oh what else does that sound like other than bacon?
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  Speaker 2: Trying to think maybe rain falling on.
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  Speaker 6: A nice to day.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a nice meadow. Yeah, very rainy. We need rain.
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  Speaker 2: Can we do a rain Danceeez? We need rain.
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  Speaker 3: We need a lot of rain. I'll even take some snow.
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  Speaker 3: It didn't get a little chili though last nay la
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  Speaker 3: la chili. It was like thirty nine degrees of my trip.
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  Speaker 2: Home, really thirty nine out here in the beautiful sand
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  Speaker 2: Fernando Valley. Thirty jaw was chattering when I went outside.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little chili. Thirty nine degrees. Yeah, according to
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  Speaker 3: the thermometer thing in my car, thirty nine degrees. And
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  Speaker 3: then it warmed up like twenty degrees right away. But
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  Speaker 3: it was like it was chili. Let's go to the phones.
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  Speaker 3: We'll say hello to Helmet Man. He's our own superhero.
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  Speaker 3: Hello Helmet Man the morning.
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  Speaker 4: Top of the morning.
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  Speaker 2: Helmet Man. Sounds like you have a sinus infection.
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  Speaker 4: It was all the time, you know, I was, I'll
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  Speaker 4: take the short charlos.
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  Speaker 3: Now you take short showers. That's why you got sick.
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  Speaker 4: No, I used to take the long ones. Yeah, only
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  Speaker 4: take thirty minutes.
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  Speaker 2: Now, bo time out, time out, time out, time out.
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  Speaker 2: That's a that's a short shower for you. Thirty minutes?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: What are you washing?
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  Speaker 4: Don't ask that question, right, I used to do almost
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  Speaker 4: two hours, but I do it thirty now.
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  Speaker 2: Who's paying your water bill?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, so you know about water and power? I take
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  Speaker 2: water water power?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Do you think that's a little excessive? What do you?
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  Speaker 4: What?
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  Speaker 2: Do you stand there read a book? What are you?
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  Speaker 2: What are you doing in there?
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  Speaker 4: I'm looking on a tablet.
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  Speaker 2: Doesn't it get wet? What in the shower?
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  Speaker 3: No?
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  Speaker 4: I usually have it on my bed the tablet. Only
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  Speaker 4: pay eleven dollars a month on electric.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you don't need to brag about that. But you
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  Speaker 3: say you take half an hour of showers. That seems
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  Speaker 3: like a lot. Do you have a bathtub? Maybe you
• 19:18
  Speaker 3: should find a bathtub and just sit in the bathtub
• 19:20
  Speaker 3: if you can find one.
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: No, I I got the bun. You have to stand
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: up there?
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Okay, it seems like a lot, though, help it man.
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: That's like thirty minutes.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: I mean I don't.
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: I don't really time my showers, but I'm usually in
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: there and out of there with you know, no more
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: than like seven minutes.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: I think I don't any more than that. I think
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: that's about right.
• 19:41
  Speaker 3: I don't even know if I'm in there that long, Lorena,
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: how long do you shower for?
• 19:45
  Speaker 6: Lorea?
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: Well, then it depends.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: So if I wash my hair and shave my legs,
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: then maybe it's like twenty five minutes.
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: That seems like a long time.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: But if it's just a body wash, I'm in there
• 19:54
  Speaker 1: and out like it's fat.
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: That's what a hamburger is all about. Two songs on YouTube.
• 20:02
  Speaker 2: Oh but you don't want to hear how long hoops
• 20:04
  Speaker 2: in the shower for? I got you.
• 20:05
  Speaker 4: I think they got a chance to beat Buffalo up there.
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: I think they got shot.
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: You know, you don't think Lamar Jackson is gonna pull
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: a Lamar Jackson in that game?
• 20:15
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I think he's gonna call a miracle a miracle.
• 20:19
  Speaker 3: I don't know if that would be a miracle. Those
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: are two of the top teams in the NFL. I
• 20:23
  Speaker 3: don't be a miracle to win that game.
• 20:27
  Speaker 4: Sense to the Rams. They could be dangerous in the playoffs.
• 20:30
  Speaker 3: Now that's right, all right, helmet man, go to bed
• 20:33
  Speaker 3: right now. Take some medicine. You need to sleep, You
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: need to rest up. Okay, you to get back. You're
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: not healthy. You gotta rest up.
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: Okay, okay, all.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: Right, buddy, take care. The great helmet man right there,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: he's under the weather. He still gets paid for that call, though,
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: Am I wrong?
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: You think?
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: Thirty thirty minutes just seems like a long time to me?
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: And that's he was doing two hour showers.
• 20:56
  Speaker 2: That was his short shower. That's crazy.
• 20:58
  Speaker 3: Well, he's looking out for the water supply here in California.
• 21:01
  Speaker 3: I wonder where I went ran out of water in
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: the fire because helmet man's taking his showers all day.
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: Could you imagine how wrinkly your fingers would be after that?
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you could climb the walls.
• 21:11
  Speaker 5: God Man wondering if there was like a miscommunication there
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: or something.
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: No, no, I've met helmet man. I don't think there
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: was a miscommunication. I think he has taken two hour showers.
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: There's no way there. It's possible.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: He probably leaves the water on, takes some shower, walks out,
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: walks back in the shower. He's not in there for
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: a solid two hours, but the water's running for two hours.
• 21:33
  Speaker 3: He's probably walking out there reading something, watching something, and
• 21:37
  Speaker 3: watching the OJ trial on TV. Walking back into the
• 21:40
  Speaker 3: shower for another twenty minutes.
• 21:41
  Speaker 5: I feel like you would, you would damage your bathroom
• 21:45
  Speaker 5: like you like?
• 21:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean yeah too much.
• 21:49
  Speaker 3: Well, remember helmet Man told this in his old place
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: there he had an infestation of cockroa two. So I
• 21:54
  Speaker 3: do not think he's too worried about the the places
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: he's living in. You know, I think he's okay with that.
• 22:00
  Speaker 3: Let's go back to the phones. We'll slo to Sir
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: scratch Off, who I don't think he wanted us to
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: have any fun anymore. Hello, Sir scratch Off, Welcome, Hey man,
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: what's going on?
• 22:11
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you what. We've been really busy out here, man,
• 22:13
  Speaker 7: I ain't been able to do nothing nice hearing at Christmas.
• 22:16
  Speaker 7: We've been off four days to snow. I'm finally getting
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: to get back and call out and see what's going on.
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: I know, I thought you were retired as a caller.
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: That was the rumor the boys were saying to Sir
• 22:25
  Speaker 3: scratch Offs, upset with you. You said something to offend him,
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: and so he's not calling the show anymore.
• 22:30
  Speaker 4: No, I wouldn't fit in, ben.
• 22:31
  Speaker 7: I don't get it fitting if I got offended you, buddy,
• 22:33
  Speaker 7: I've been fitting a long time ago. No, I just
• 22:36
  Speaker 7: I've been thinking about all those folks out here. You know,
• 22:39
  Speaker 7: Brad Paisley and much of them lost their homes and
• 22:41
  Speaker 7: they were.
• 22:43
  Speaker 2: Playing.
• 22:44
  Speaker 3: I don't really worry about the celebrity. I worry about
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: the regular people. I don't worry about the celebrities they
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: can afford to rebuild. I don't care about it.
• 22:49
  Speaker 7: I do too to think about it like this, man,
• 22:51
  Speaker 7: it could be you. You know what I mean.
• 22:53
  Speaker 3: I'm not a celebrity. I'm a regular person, so for me,
• 22:56
  Speaker 3: I'm not I'm trust me. I don't get paid like
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: a celebrity. I'm not a liberty, so I am a
• 23:01
  Speaker 3: regular person. I feel bad for the regular people, the people.
• 23:04
  Speaker 2: Their whole life. I wanted to be like Lady Gott
• 23:07
  Speaker 2: I'm not likely lady.
• 23:10
  Speaker 7: You know what the hell I said? I said, people
• 23:12
  Speaker 7: think a lot of you out there. You don't ever listen.
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: Appreciate that.
• 23:18
  Speaker 7: Yes, yeah we do. Man, we've know for a long time.
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: I'll tell you one. Oh, I'm really proud of tonight
• 23:23
  Speaker 7: because them rams really stepped up. And I'll be honest
• 23:25
  Speaker 7: to you. I was kind of worried. I know, we
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: beat you bikes during the same season, but I got
• 23:29
  Speaker 7: rid of the standards one nephew, and then I got
• 23:31
  Speaker 7: rid of bikers tonight, and now I got to play
• 23:33
  Speaker 7: the nephew son. He's a he's a big Eagles fan.
• 23:35
  Speaker 7: So I just can't get rid of these families. They're
• 23:38
  Speaker 7: all still in there, you know, at least one right now.
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, listen the Rams. They can get Jalen Hurts
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: to play like Sam Donald.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: They're in good shape.
• 23:48
  Speaker 7: Was that not crazy? I said, I got to watch that.
• 23:51
  Speaker 7: My truck was late coming in, you know, and stuff
• 23:53
  Speaker 7: to bring my stuff to me, So I got to
• 23:55
  Speaker 7: watch almost every of the game. I told my wife,
• 23:57
  Speaker 7: I said, man, that poor Feller's gonna feel like a biblehead.
• 23:59
  Speaker 7: And when he gets done that game, because every time
• 24:02
  Speaker 7: he got up, they knocked him back like down. I'm like,
• 24:05
  Speaker 7: what was it like nine or ten times? They kept
• 24:07
  Speaker 7: smacking you know. Yeah, but I was proud of the Rams.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: I just I've been so happy to him. And who
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: would have figured it's the first season, how we suck
• 24:14
  Speaker 7: so bad and all of a sudden they'll go right
• 24:16
  Speaker 7: right now, you know.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, For five weeks, the Rams, the first five weeks
• 24:20
  Speaker 3: of the year, the Rams were buried they were not
• 24:22
  Speaker 3: good at all.
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: I had all these I had.
• 24:23
  Speaker 3: These guys like No stre Denis and all these Sea
• 24:27
  Speaker 3: Off fans. They're all hiding though, like all those clowns
• 24:30
  Speaker 3: in Seattle, all those guys.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: All the Rams are gonna lose their first playoff game.
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, you know what got me?
• 24:36
  Speaker 7: So I tell you what made me so happy. Oh
• 24:38
  Speaker 7: to get to use the Cardinal Stadium. After my two
• 24:41
  Speaker 7: brothers dropped, you know, their Cardinal fans, and I said, man,
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: you're gonna get see a playoff. Gave me a stadium,
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: you know.
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, first time they've hosted a playoff game in that
• 24:50
  Speaker 3: stadium since twenty sixteen, almost ten years last time they
• 24:54
  Speaker 3: had a playoff game there.
• 24:55
  Speaker 7: Oh know, man, I'm just happy right now. I mean
• 24:58
  Speaker 7: I would have go into wool. I like to hide.
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: Jordan hurts, I really do.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: I have washing through baman.
• 25:02
  Speaker 7: I watched the gold Plahoma stuff.
• 25:03
  Speaker 4: But I like dating.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: But I'll tell you one thing. If we don't make
• 25:06
  Speaker 7: it to the super Bowl, I want to see Allen
• 25:09
  Speaker 7: go in there and whoop the hell out of that deck.
• 25:11
  Speaker 7: Mahomes and I want to Pholes done this season.
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: Okay, that's what you want, you want to, we want to.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Let's let's put it as far as Jalen Hursts, though,
• 25:18
  Speaker 3: if Jalen Hurts has the ball in his hands to
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: win the game, you're in good shape of you the Rams.
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: If they can stop and not you're gonna stop Barkley.
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: But if you can slow Barkley down a little bit
• 25:28
  Speaker 3: and force Jalen Hurts to make plays, you're in good
• 25:30
  Speaker 3: shape of You're the Rams.
• 25:31
  Speaker 2: You got a great chance to win that game if.
• 25:33
  Speaker 7: We bring this team to the day Eagles, if we
• 25:36
  Speaker 7: bring the teams or not we had, I think we'll
• 25:38
  Speaker 7: have a good chance.
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: Well, of course you will, but promise Sam Darnold doesn't
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: play for the other team.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: That's the problem. All Right, I gotta go, I gotta go.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Thank you, all right, I'm glad you're back, sir, scratch
• 25:48
  Speaker 3: off as return to the show. Andre is in the Commonwealth. Hello, Andre, welcome.
• 25:55
  Speaker 8: How you doing Bett, It's good to be with you. Listen, Uh,
• 25:58
  Speaker 8: you know what happened in this Monday night football game.
• 26:02
  Speaker 8: You know you mentioned some things in the previous but
• 26:04
  Speaker 8: I have to use a word. It was my sugar enough, okay,
• 26:08
  Speaker 8: sugar nu In terms of head of Vikings came out
• 26:11
  Speaker 8: in the absolute no show. How do you win fourteen games?
• 26:14
  Speaker 8: How do you compete to be the to be the
• 26:16
  Speaker 8: Kings in the NFD North and then have a no show?
• 26:19
  Speaker 8: And I don't want to hear anything about the home
• 26:21
  Speaker 8: field advantage?
• 26:22
  Speaker 4: Right. They were crying about.
• 26:24
  Speaker 8: It as the regular season finished, talking about we need
• 26:27
  Speaker 8: to revise how we do the playoff seedings and why
• 26:29
  Speaker 8: does the divisional round teams get home field? You know,
• 26:32
  Speaker 8: they's already edging their bet before they got the breaks
• 26:34
  Speaker 8: beat off of them by the Lions, weren't they?
• 26:36
  Speaker 4: Right then, I would say, with.
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: You making that statement, you have a lot of hutswah.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: That's what I would say.
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: I have a lot of a team with fourteen wins. Okay,
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: just got manhandled.
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: Because Sam Donald's Sam Donald's klutz. What do you want
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: me to say?
• 26:53
  Speaker 4: Okay, That's what I'm saying.
• 26:55
  Speaker 7: It's my sugar enough.
• 26:57
  Speaker 8: Okay.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: You know again, I like that you're using Yiddish. I
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: appreciate that. Are you a big fan of the Yiddish?
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: I like the Yiddish too. I use a lot of Yiddish.
• 27:08
  Speaker 3: I didn't know uh you could say schmendrick. I think
• 27:11
  Speaker 3: that's probably a better word schmendrick. Right, that's it's very
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: similar to my sugar, Schmendrick. Foolish and competent persons of Schmendrick.
• 27:21
  Speaker 8: Okay, yeah, we had some incompetence that was going on
• 27:24
  Speaker 8: that you don't even score ten points, you know, and
• 27:27
  Speaker 8: it hurts me.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Because Sugar, it just means you're like crazy, Sugar, you're crazy.
• 27:32
  Speaker 7: That means it's crazy.
• 27:34
  Speaker 8: It's it's mind boggling to me.
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: And here's what.
• 27:36
  Speaker 8: Let me make the connecting point. I know you got
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: other callers, but I had to make the connecting point. Okay,
• 27:40
  Speaker 8: I borrowed I didn't steal it. Then I borrowed that
• 27:43
  Speaker 8: word from your good buddy, mister Rob. I knew it.
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: I knew you took that Rock Parker. I knew it.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: I knew it.
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: I know because Rob grew up in New York and
• 27:52
  Speaker 3: all everyone uses Yiddish, right, all covetch is what they
• 27:56
  Speaker 3: do there, they can play in and all that.
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: I knew it. I knew you.
• 27:59
  Speaker 3: Yes, come on, you know what that is. Vercocta is
• 28:04
  Speaker 3: what that is. That's another year this word that means crap. Yeah,
• 28:06
  Speaker 3: ver cocta.
• 28:07
  Speaker 8: Yes, no, I don't feel that way because I know
• 28:09
  Speaker 8: you guys got the connection. Okay, and you're the won
• 28:12
  Speaker 8: two punch what Shaq and Kobe was for the NBA. Okay,
• 28:15
  Speaker 8: Parker and Mount.
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: That's right, man, we are. That's right exactly. Because he's
• 28:20
  Speaker 3: a mench That's why I need a cold shower. Okay,
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: he needs a cold shower. Just don't take man. Let
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: me ask you though we had the helmet man on.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: He says he takes his his short showers thirty minutes.
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: He used to take two hour shore Andre, how long
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: does Andre and the Commonwealth sit in the shower for?
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: Okay, well, you know, fifteen minutes is pushing it.
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: And that's right. That's that's a proper amount of time
• 28:44
  Speaker 2: for a shower. You're do it right. You were raised properly.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Not half an hour.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: No, no, no, And I met hel one man's like
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: eight hundred pounds. He's a regular sized human being.
• 28:54
  Speaker 8: Yeah, we can't do it. We can't do We got
• 28:55
  Speaker 8: to conserve. We got to conserve the water, you know
• 28:57
  Speaker 8: what I mean? So Ben again, thank you for the time.
• 29:00
  Speaker 8: Good to be the dynamic duo. Parker in mouth, Yes,
• 29:02
  Speaker 8: like you hurt my heart, Sugar, na out there.
• 29:05
  Speaker 3: All right, my sugar, n all right, go thank He's
• 29:08
  Speaker 3: got the cleanest ass.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: All right. That's the shtick. That's another stick. That's the yiddister.
• 29:15
  Speaker 2: The Yiddish words can one work into a conversation.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Keith writes and says, ocho text o helmet man probably
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: showers like Cosmo Kramer on the Seinfeld episode Cooking Food,
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: et cetera. Yes, yes, I agree. I think that's exactly
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: what he does. He probably has the shower running, He's
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: in there for a few minutes, he walks out, he
• 29:36
  Speaker 3: maybe reads something, walks back, the showers running the whole time.
• 29:39
  Speaker 2: Do you ever get distracted when you're trying to get
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: in the shower bed?
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: No, I'm very focused. I'm in and out when i'm
• 29:44
  Speaker 3: I do not spend a lot of time dilly dowly.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: Like, oh, I forgot I had something on the stove.
• 29:50
  Speaker 3: No I know, No, I I one time I left
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: something on the stove and I had I was at
• 29:55
  Speaker 3: the gym and I had this flash in my head
• 29:58
  Speaker 3: of the house on fire.
• 30:00
  Speaker 2: So I left the gym and I ran and I
• 30:02
  Speaker 2: left the pot and you actually left it. I left
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: it on Yeah, you remembered in your house.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: My subconscient is weird because it was I saw this
• 30:11
  Speaker 3: vision in my head while.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: I was on the treadmill, and I was like, wait
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: a minute, So.
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: I just I had to go home to double check,
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: and sure enough I had left the pot on.
• 30:20
  Speaker 2: I do that with the garage door. Oh leave it open? Well,
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: I think I leave it open, but it's just so
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: natural because I pushed the button all the time.
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: So you push the button, I know you're not sure,
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: and then you gotta go, but you better go back
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: because you don't want to forget. And then it's a
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: big deal. You can't leave it open because somebdy walk
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: right into your house. Bad news bears, that's that's a problem.
• 30:40
  Speaker 3: So interesting storyline involving Dion Sanders, his name coming up
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: for the Cowboys, and some of the gambling books are
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: tossing out the possibility. It proposed a trade scenario in
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: which the Dallas Cowboys would say bye bye to Dakota Prescott,
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: that Dion Sanders coming inbound and dak Prescott would go
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: outbound from Dallas. Now the Cowboys just a year ago,
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: Jerry Jones said pay the man, pay the man, and
• 31:17
  Speaker 3: so dak Prescott His salary cap hit this year will
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: be eighty nine point eight million.
• 31:24
  Speaker 2: He is going to be earning.
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: Forty seven point seven million dollars this upcoming season twenty
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: twenty five for the Cowboys. The rumor is that Dion
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: Sanders would be hired as the coach of the Cowboys,
• 31:38
  Speaker 3: and then the Cowboys would say arivedece to their quarterback
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: Dak Prescott. They would trade him to the Tennessee Titans
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: in exchange for.
• 31:48
  Speaker 2: The number on overall.
• 31:51
  Speaker 3: Pick, and then they would also send a twenty twenty
• 31:54
  Speaker 3: five fourth round pick and another third round pick in
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: twenty twenty six to the Tennessee Titan. And the theory
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: would be they would they would try to work the
• 32:04
  Speaker 3: draft f Nagel the draft to get both Dion Sanders
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: Shder Sanders and his kid, his other kid, uh Shiloh
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Sanders on the Dallas Cowboys and reunite the band. So
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: will that happen? I did see Dak Prescott said he
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: was bummed. He was bummed that Mike McCarthy is not
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: remaining as the Cowboy coach. I don't know that I'd
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: be that bummed if I'm making forty seven billion dollars
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: I think I would be. I'd be like, hey, I
• 32:31
  Speaker 3: can still text him whatever I want. It's like, like
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: anyone's gonna really impede my my chance to say hello
• 32:37
  Speaker 3: to Mike when I want. Anyways, it is the Ben
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Mahler Show. Let's say hello to Mike in Vegas and
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: Hello to Mike.
• 32:46
  Speaker 2: Welcome.
• 32:47
  Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh Mike.
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: This is mouth wash Mike. He's back his mouth wash Mike.
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: He's returned. You're alive. You're still alive. Hallelujah.
• 33:00
  Speaker 7: It's amazing.
• 33:01
  Speaker 6: I've probably been in emergency room six times since I've
• 33:06
  Speaker 6: seen you. Lass.
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: Oh man, that was one of the kindest offers I've
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: ever had in a Mallard meet. And and you offered
• 33:13
  Speaker 3: to go to the Belagio and go swimming in the
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: fountains of the Blagio.
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: That was so nice.
• 33:18
  Speaker 6: You know, I haven't done it since.
• 33:23
  Speaker 3: So it's a little cold right now to jump in
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: the fountains at the bag well y, yeah.
• 33:28
  Speaker 4: It's actually warm in the pond.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Who is they warm the water in the Belagio? Who knew?
• 33:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the water is warm, but it's
• 33:37
  Speaker 6: just when you get out.
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: And what kind of mouthwash are we drinking tonight.
• 33:42
  Speaker 6: Yeah, let's see, it's Walmart brand, Walmart brand on it's
• 33:52
  Speaker 6: a great value.
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  Speaker 3: And you don't you don't like the green. You don't
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  Speaker 3: like the blue. You're you're traditionalist. You like the yellow, right, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: the yellow because that's got the highest that's got the
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  Speaker 3: highest alcohol content.
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  Speaker 6: Right yeah, yeah, yeah, like that, like that movie with
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  Speaker 3: And that's the way I like h Man, mouthwash Mike,
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  Speaker 3: what a legend. Now we're hoping we're hoping to come
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  Speaker 3: back to now mouthwash Mike.
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  Speaker 2: We're hoping to come back to Vegas later this year
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  Speaker 2: for another malard meaning green.
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  Speaker 3: So you got to come by and say hello if
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  Speaker 3: we we end up in town, right, yeah.
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  Speaker 4: You know, and uh, you know, I'll be looking forward
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  Speaker 4: to it. I haven't listening to you in a while.
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  Speaker 2: Why not?
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  Speaker 3: Why do you not listen anymore? You're You're a legend
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  Speaker 3: on the show. You got to keep listening to. What's
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  Speaker 3: wrong with you?
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  Speaker 4: Well?
• 34:49
  Speaker 6: I got hooked on this game called Candy Crush.
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  Speaker 3: You know you can listen on you Do you have
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  Speaker 3: an I assume you have an Obama phone?
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  Speaker 4: Yes?
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  Speaker 6: Well not currently?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Well, how do you play?
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  Speaker 7: How do you play?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 3: Well, I gotta go because there's a clock situation. But
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  Speaker 3: you can play Candy Crush and listen if you have
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  Speaker 3: an Obama phone or a smartphone.
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  Speaker 2: All right, time now for the instat Trivia.
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  Speaker 3: Blank is the only quarterback in NFL history to play
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  Speaker 3: three home playoff games against rookie quarterbacks in their career. Again, Blank,
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  Speaker 3: the only quarterback in NFL history to play three home
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  Speaker 3: games against rookie quarterbacks in their career. That's the Insta Trivia.
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  Speaker 3: The answer, and we'll get the Mallard of the third
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  Speaker 3: Bill quickly, Bill time now for the Insta Trivia. Blank
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  Speaker 3: is the only quarterback in NFL history to play three
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  Speaker 3: home playoff games against rookie quarterbacks, the only one to
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  Speaker 3: do it. That is the question. What's the answer? Uncle
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  Speaker 3: Rico from The Georgia Boy. Julie Neumar from I forty Ian,
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  Speaker 3: Chris Jericho from Rob in Vegas. Dave Grohl, who is
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  Speaker 3: pegs He's an old Yankee Third Basement, had an amazing
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  Speaker 3: year in nineteen eighty seven and did nothing the rest
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  Speaker 3: of his career. That's from mister nice guy. Chuck Long
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  Speaker 3: guessed by Donkey Sausage. Jimmy Ray from Tampa Bage. I
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  Speaker 3: Love Jimmy Ray from one of my favorite callers all time.
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  Speaker 3: Jimmy Ray from Tampa Bay. May he rest in peace.
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  Speaker 3: J T the Wingman going Bobby Bouchay unless it wasn't.
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  Speaker 2: Who else you have?
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  Speaker 3: Page down Terrelle Pryor guests by Ike and Roseville, Minnesota,
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  Speaker 3: Tom Brady from That Boy, Malcolm Peyton Manning guests by
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  Speaker 3: Robbie the Mariner, fan Achille Smith from Trucker, Joe Tammy,
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  Speaker 3: and Montana says she appreciates hearing from mouthwash Mike. All right,
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  Speaker 3: don't we all Tammy? What a great memory that was?
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  Speaker 3: All right, Ray, do you have an answer one.
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  Speaker 2: Of my favorite players, Ben, Tim Tebow?
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  Speaker 3: Is it Tim Tebow? No, it is not Tim Tebow?
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  Speaker 3: The correct answer from your Buffalo Bills. Come on down.
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  Speaker 3: If you said Josh Allen, three easy playoff games with Josh.
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  Speaker 2: Allen, here we go, we go to the third is
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  Speaker 2: one big gets grailled, goobolo.
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  Speaker 5: So with the recent news of the firing of Mike McCarthy,
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  Speaker 5: this is still not out of the realm of possibilities. Uh,
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  Speaker 5: you know, per se. But former Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson
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  Speaker 5: had a wild proposal on Sunday. He suggested that, since
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  Speaker 5: things have gotten stale for both the Cowboys and the Steelers,
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  Speaker 5: that the team should swap head coaches. Yes, Ben, how
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  Speaker 5: do you think McCarthy would be on the Steelers and
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  Speaker 5: Tomlin on the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 2: Forse the coup?
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  Speaker 3: That's impossible because McCarthy's no longer employed by the Cowboys.
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  Speaker 3: So I'm glad Jimmy Johnson got that in the on
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  Speaker 3: TV because the rumor died the next day. McCarthy's he's
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  Speaker 3: no longer employed by the Cowboys and Mike thomains to
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  Speaker 3: be traded next.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, not a trade, but how would they Jimmy
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  Speaker 2: Johnson said there would be a trade.
• 38:43
  Speaker 5: Yes, that's it's a whole report, but on each team.
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  Speaker 5: Despite drawing interest from teams as head coaching candidate, reports
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  Speaker 5: are that Cliff Kingsbury may turn down interview requests as
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  Speaker 5: he's still being paid by the Cardinals and is happy
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  Speaker 5: in Washington.
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  Speaker 2: But are you buying this report?
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  Speaker 3: Well, no, he's no. You don't turn down a job.
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  Speaker 3: He's got another year or so because he's being played
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  Speaker 3: by the Cardinals. Fine, that's right, but now you only
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  Speaker 3: have so many chances to be a head coach do
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  Speaker 3: you take the opportunity? So I don't believe that report.
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  Speaker 3: He would become a head coach. He take the job,
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  Speaker 3: assuming they don't lowball him next.
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  Speaker 5: Earlier in the weekend, Vlad Guarre Junior and the Blue
• 39:18
  Speaker 5: Jays agreed to a one year, twenty eight and a
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  Speaker 5: half million dollars deal to avoid arbitration. Ben, Do you
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  Speaker 5: think this ends any trade speculation?
• 39:24
  Speaker 3: No, Toronto's a middling team. They're a bad team. And
• 39:29
  Speaker 3: you know, baseball starting in like first spring training games
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: like a little over a month from today, the Cactus
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  Speaker 3: League in the Great Fruit League. But yeah, the Blue Jays.
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  Speaker 3: If they get off to a bad start, all bets
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  Speaker 3: are off and great.
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  Speaker 2: He could be traded before opening day. It's not off
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  Speaker 2: the table. How do we know you failed? This is
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  Speaker 2: gonna win by me. You dated quest i coop data
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