Latest / Making The Merge - Survivor Podcast / Hey Jeff... Hear Us Out!
Transcript
- 0:02Speaker 1: Somebody's gonna light to you, and it might hurt your
- 0:04Speaker 1: feelings and you might get injured, you might be starving,
- 0:06Speaker 1: you might lose your mind.
- 0:07Speaker 2: That's why you do it. This is making the merge.
- 0:13Speaker 2: We could really winness. I'm a dog person. Hours ago up,
- 0:18Speaker 2: let's knock down. Your dog was sick, isaamh.
- 0:21Speaker 3: I'm coming over and you can either not.
- 0:35Speaker 2: It's not about a million dollars. All I wanted to
- 0:38Speaker 2: do is win a million hearts.
- 0:41Speaker 4: All he wants to do is win a million hearts.
- 0:43Speaker 4: That's right, guys. You don't know how happy it makes
- 0:46Speaker 4: me that Bonu plays at the end of our intro
- 0:49Speaker 4: Every single time.
- 0:50Speaker 2: I'm p d. Bachmann.
- 0:51Speaker 4: I'm joined by Brandon, by Chase, and by Jonathan, and
- 0:55Speaker 4: we're talking all things Jeff.
- 0:57Speaker 2: Today it's the episode Can I say something really quick?
- 1:01Speaker 2: Just listening to that?
- 1:01Speaker 5: And I've listened to that song at least every day
- 1:04Speaker 5: since we made it a beautiful I love it, and
- 1:08Speaker 5: I think we need to release it on Spotify and
- 1:11Speaker 5: so that it can become my number one song on
- 1:14Speaker 5: Spotify rapp in December, and I know that it's only February,
- 1:17Speaker 5: and that seems like a bold thing to say. But
- 1:19Speaker 5: I mean I think I would. I love that track,
- 1:22Speaker 5: and I barely I didn't do anything with it.
- 1:25Speaker 6: I don't think any of us did, except I placed
- 1:27Speaker 6: a couple of really echoey lines throughout the song.
- 1:32Speaker 2: I like when it goes between my ears.
- 1:34Speaker 6: Oh dude, I worked, Believe me. I was working the panting.
- 1:37Speaker 2: You know I was.
- 1:38Speaker 3: You can sell man, Jonathan Cook, broll those magic fingers.
- 1:42Speaker 6: I was just I always working the panting. But I
- 1:45Speaker 6: will say it makes me extremely happy every single week
- 1:48Speaker 6: that I get to hear Jeff be like, I'm a
- 1:50Speaker 6: dog person now now now, now you know in my headphones.
- 1:54Speaker 4: And you did a great job on that, Jonathan. And
- 1:57Speaker 4: I want to say that Jonathan Brandon's the only other
- 1:59Speaker 4: sports guy here, so he'll get this. But Jonathan is
- 2:03Speaker 4: like Kyle Schwerber for the Phillies because he's going to
- 2:06Speaker 4: strike out like three hundred times, but he's going to
- 2:10Speaker 4: hit those thirty home runs.
- 2:12Speaker 2: Oh that's beautiful. I am sure it's a good reference. Yeah,
- 2:18Speaker 2: is it a compliment? Who can say?
- 2:20Speaker 6: I'll take I'll take a few good home runs in
- 2:24Speaker 6: a career, you know, Yeah, But guess what, I wouldn't
- 2:26Speaker 6: be getting any home runs if I wasn't trying, you.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Know, Yeah, amen. Can I ask a quick question before
- 2:32Speaker 2: we dive into the episode?
- 2:33Speaker 5: Yeah, last episode was my first episode with you boys formally. Yeah,
- 2:38Speaker 5: any pushback any did anybody reach out and upsets that
- 2:42Speaker 5: I was here?
- 2:43Speaker 6: I deleted the emails before you could see him.
- 2:45Speaker 2: I'm not in the I'm not in the email. That's
- 2:47Speaker 2: what I'm asking.
- 2:48Speaker 6: I just it's like, we can't give him that log
- 2:51Speaker 6: in yet, It's what I kept saying.
- 2:52Speaker 3: It was actually the opposite of criticism. Everyone was actually
- 2:55Speaker 3: wondering when you were going to replace Jonathan too.
- 2:57Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 2:57Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, it was actually upsetting. I slept very little
- 3:01Speaker 6: last week because I just kept getting reviews. They were
- 3:03Speaker 6: like five stars. I've been waiting to give a review,
- 3:07Speaker 6: but now I'll give one if it's Brandon replacing Jonathan,
- 3:10Speaker 6: and I feel like I had had enough.
- 3:13Speaker 3: People were upset that Jonathan just joined Kristen's team instead
- 3:17Speaker 3: of leaving entirely.
- 3:18Speaker 6: Look, I know that y'all are y'all are just still
- 3:21Speaker 6: gonna give me grief over this, but I'm here representing
- 3:24Speaker 6: team right right now because if this is on behalf
- 3:28Speaker 6: of Kristen.
- 3:29Speaker 2: We did get a message.
- 3:30Speaker 3: So guys, you if you listened to the last episode
- 3:34Speaker 3: where we went through each of the upcoming castaways for
- 3:38Speaker 3: this upcoming season, we talked about a man named Joe Hunter.
- 3:42Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, yeah, let's give it up
- 3:45Speaker 2: for Joe. Yeah. And we were pretty high on Joela. Yes, yeah,
- 3:49Speaker 2: we were all like all.
- 3:51Speaker 3: Hands on deck, loved Joe. And then we read an
- 3:54Speaker 3: amendment on an article.
- 3:56Speaker 6: Yeah, I had some allegations, had some allegation there.
- 4:00Speaker 4: So we were doing our preview and then Chase dropped
- 4:02Speaker 4: a bomb because that's.
- 4:02Speaker 2: What it said in the in the article.
- 4:04Speaker 3: Yeah, and so I didn't want us to be, you know,
- 4:06Speaker 3: praising a criminal. But then, guys, there's an update. We
- 4:10Speaker 3: got a message from Joe on Instagram. Joe himself reached
- 4:13Speaker 3: out to us and he said, hey, the facts are
- 4:16Speaker 3: completely wrong and not true. He's trying to rise above it.
- 4:19Speaker 3: They've reached out to try to get them to take
- 4:21Speaker 3: that out of the article because it's slanderous. Do you
- 4:24Speaker 3: know if I have I haven't checked because I honestly don't.
- 4:26Speaker 2: Care that much.
- 4:28Speaker 3: But Joe, if you're listening, because you listened last time, Joe,
- 4:33Speaker 3: we apologize kind of, I guess, because here's the thing.
- 4:36Speaker 3: We either take the word of the article or we
- 4:37Speaker 3: take the word of Joe. And I'm gonna take the
- 4:39Speaker 3: word for Joe for now.
- 4:41Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 4:41Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, and Joe, I'm drafting you number one. Baby.
- 4:46Speaker 6: Well, here's my thing with this is I'm like, look,
- 4:49Speaker 6: we don't know anybody, we're just getting to know them.
- 4:52Speaker 6: But I will say that Joe gave us a great
- 4:54Speaker 6: first impression because this dude dropped into our DMS with
- 4:58Speaker 6: the nicest message approaching being called a criminal on the podcast.
- 5:04Speaker 6: I mean I read the message and I was floored
- 5:06Speaker 6: at how nice he was about it.
- 5:08Speaker 2: Very nice.
- 5:08Speaker 6: So I mean, Joe beor no, no, no.
- 5:11Speaker 2: But here's the thing. He also apologized about how he
- 5:13Speaker 2: talked about D.
- 5:14Speaker 7: Yeah, because he D was.
- 5:16Speaker 2: A terrible winner. I agree with Joe.
- 5:18Speaker 4: Let's hey, Joe, he retracted those D statements, which he
- 5:23Speaker 4: really didn't have to do. I was just like I
- 5:26Speaker 4: was going on a rant. I was just kind of
- 5:28Speaker 4: doing a bit like I am a big fan of
- 5:31Speaker 4: D obviously everyone knows that, but my impassion D speech
- 5:34Speaker 4: was more of a just a fun.
- 5:36Speaker 2: Thing to do.
- 5:37Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, so yeah, well I well thanks for bringing
- 5:41Speaker 5: that to the attention to the listeners. I'm uh, we'll
- 5:44Speaker 5: see how it plays out, and we'll maybe it won't
- 5:46Speaker 5: matter at all.
- 5:47Speaker 4: So Chase like framed it as like, do we take
- 5:49Speaker 4: articles word or Joe's word. I'm here to say I
- 5:52Speaker 4: don't really care. I don't think what he was accused
- 5:55Speaker 4: of was that.
- 5:55Speaker 2: Bad, And yeah it wasn't. He just like somebody.
- 5:58Speaker 3: At one point, Jonathan recorded in person with us, I
- 6:01Speaker 3: would probably get arrested.
- 6:02Speaker 6: There would be multiple reports and things filed against you,
- 6:06Speaker 6: you know.
- 6:07Speaker 2: Oh yeah, no, I've got warrants out in Oklahoma. Yeah, so.
- 6:13Speaker 6: It.
- 6:13Speaker 2: Chase has a long history running from the law. Don't
- 6:16Speaker 2: worry about it. That's fine.
- 6:18Speaker 4: Yeah, Joe, thanks for reaching out, and let's go Joe. Yeah, yeah,
- 6:23Speaker 4: let's go Joe. Let's go brand.
- 6:24Speaker 7: Joe, thank you.
- 6:30Speaker 2: Let's get into this jeffisode.
- 6:31Speaker 4: Well, I want to get into something else actually, because guys,
- 6:35Speaker 4: we're launching a Patreon.
- 6:37Speaker 6: Yeah we can apply yeah, noises, we get a couple
- 6:43Speaker 6: of talk and now we panhandling.
- 6:46Speaker 2: Oh boy, that's right.
- 6:48Speaker 4: But look, it's gonna be a shut up Chase for
- 6:50Speaker 4: trying to sell something. So all the Patreon is I mean,
- 6:54Speaker 4: we might throw some videos or some extra stuff in there.
- 6:57Speaker 4: That's a maybe if you're lucky. Yeah, what you would
- 6:59Speaker 4: be for is a live chat every Wednesday, all of
- 7:04Speaker 4: us who are going to be watching live, which is
- 7:05Speaker 4: usually three or four of us. Yeah, like most of
- 7:08Speaker 4: the time we're all watching live. Everybody who's watching live
- 7:11Speaker 4: is going to be in that Patreon chat.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Yeah, so you're gonna get to hear our hot takes
- 7:15Speaker 2: hot the moment they get formed.
- 7:17Speaker 6: Yeah, and added bonus, if one of us isn't in
- 7:21Speaker 6: the chat, then you get for five dollars a month
- 7:24Speaker 6: to potentially spoil an episode for one of us.
- 7:28Speaker 2: I mean think about that.
- 7:29Speaker 4: That is old and it's five dollars for the live chat,
- 7:32Speaker 4: and so it's basically it's five dollars.
- 7:34Speaker 2: It's a dollar per episode that you get to chat
- 7:36Speaker 2: with us. Basically, when you break.
- 7:38Speaker 6: It down, that's less than going to a Starb's you know,
- 7:41Speaker 6: like you just can't do that.
- 7:42Speaker 2: Yeah, and people can ask.
- 7:43Speaker 5: I don't know if this is what people want or not,
- 7:45Speaker 5: but I'm willing to post a picture a day of
- 7:48Speaker 5: like the ground, yeah, or like today you would have
- 7:52Speaker 5: saw a little bit of snow and you would have
- 7:53Speaker 5: been like, whoa, that's crazy. Yeah, so like think about
- 7:56Speaker 5: that too when you're signing up, Like the type of
- 7:57Speaker 5: stuff it's not just a chat. There's also gonna be
- 7:59Speaker 5: like picture off the floor, and that I think, in
- 8:03Speaker 5: and of itself is the ceiling.
- 8:04Speaker 2: What brain is trying to say is like you really
- 8:06Speaker 2: need to get on the ground level. Yeah, that's what
- 8:09Speaker 2: I was trying to get. That nice. How do they
- 8:11Speaker 2: find that?
- 8:13Speaker 4: Making the merge on Patreon? I'll put it put a
- 8:16Speaker 4: link in the pod description.
- 8:18Speaker 6: Is patreon dot com. Forward Slash Survivor podcast. Guys, look
- 8:23Speaker 6: at that, uh Survivor podcast.
- 8:26Speaker 3: It's pretty good. It's pretty good. That is pretty sick
- 8:29Speaker 3: making the merge on Patreon.
- 8:31Speaker 4: Get into it, all right, guys, we've got a jeffisode.
- 8:35Speaker 4: We're a week away from Survivors starting now. We're going
- 8:38Speaker 4: to do a tribute to the man we love the most.
- 8:42Speaker 4: The host m hmm, Jeff Probes. Jonathan has an article
- 8:47Speaker 4: to read because Jeff has been in the media, Jeff
- 8:49Speaker 4: has been saying stuff and he's revealed some things, and Jonathan,
- 8:54Speaker 4: would you like to pull that up for us?
- 8:55Speaker 2: Yeah? Absolutely.
- 8:56Speaker 6: They wrote an article called Jeff Probes gives exclusive first
- 9:00Speaker 6: look tour of the Survivor forty eight Tribal Council set.
- 9:03Speaker 6: But there's a very strange part of this where Jeff
- 9:08Speaker 6: starts going into some ideas.
- 9:11Speaker 2: Okay, so in this they say Jeff.
- 9:14Speaker 6: Explains for this tribal Council for Survivor forty eight, production
- 9:19Speaker 6: designer Jensen said, I have a different idea. I've created
- 9:23Speaker 6: an imaginary civilization that people of is a is a deega.
- 9:28Speaker 6: I want to build this civilization and use it for
- 9:32Speaker 6: tribal Council. I want to build it the way it
- 9:34Speaker 6: was thousands of years ago, and then I want to
- 9:38Speaker 6: age it in process. I want to show stages as
- 9:41Speaker 6: we age it of weather and environments. And maybe there
- 9:45Speaker 6: was a war and they had to patch things up,
- 9:48Speaker 6: so the crew began putting together.
- 9:51Speaker 5: Hold on, So he's talking about a place that's not real,
- 9:55Speaker 5: right yeah, yeah, Look, there was no war on the Fuji.
- 9:58Speaker 2: Maybe maybe there was a war. It just be clear.
- 10:02Speaker 2: Is a degga right? Yeah, it's aga is a diggayah.
- 10:06Speaker 5: Was he the highest that you can possibly be when
- 10:10Speaker 5: he came up with us?
- 10:11Speaker 7: I think so.
- 10:13Speaker 6: I think he was the highest possible man.
- 10:15Speaker 2: That's wild Yeah.
- 10:17Speaker 5: Imagine you're Jeff and you get a text message from
- 10:19Speaker 5: your guy that's just like, hey.
- 10:21Speaker 2: Bro, hear me out.
- 10:22Speaker 5: So we make believe place, We build it, and then
- 10:26Speaker 5: we age it and like people are gonna look at
- 10:29Speaker 5: it and be.
- 10:29Speaker 2: Like maybe there was a war there.
- 10:31Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 10:31Speaker 3: That was really funny to me about it though, is like, Uh,
- 10:34Speaker 3: they've put all of this time and thought into the set,
- 10:37Speaker 3: and when we're watching it, no one's gonna care.
- 10:40Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I'll care to try to be looking out
- 10:42Speaker 2: for it.
- 10:43Speaker 6: I'm gonna look at that set and I'm gonna see
- 10:45Speaker 6: one slightly you know, reliced part of it, and I'll
- 10:49Speaker 6: be like, dang, I bet that's where the bombs hit.
- 10:51Speaker 6: You know.
- 10:51Speaker 2: That's the first thing I'm gonna say. It was World
- 10:53Speaker 2: War two. Yeah, so many people lost their lives. Yeah,
- 10:59Speaker 2: so many laws than this.
- 11:02Speaker 6: In the Fijian of the Fijian warm of sixteen.
- 11:06Speaker 2: Twelve water originated. It was a war over the water.
- 11:12Speaker 2: I gonna be honest, I'm going to pass on saying
- 11:13Speaker 2: the name of the place.
- 11:15Speaker 6: So the crew began putting Jensen's vision into action. When
- 11:18Speaker 6: he started the process, it was these.
- 11:20Speaker 2: Giant domes, explained probes.
- 11:23Speaker 6: And we literally had them out on the Art Department
- 11:25Speaker 6: runway as they were being built. And then there were
- 11:28Speaker 6: these big they were being painted and there were magical colors.
- 11:33Speaker 6: And he said, so the way the civilization lived, you
- 11:36Speaker 6: know that the leaders lived, they lived in the biggest
- 11:39Speaker 6: dome with the most color. You know, where ceremonies take place,
- 11:44Speaker 6: that's where the voting happens. And so we had this
- 11:47Speaker 6: beautiful tribal council that we could have just shot like that.
- 11:50Speaker 6: We'd never seen anything like it before.
- 11:53Speaker 2: Eh, that's cool, man, It's like D and D. Yeah.
- 11:57Speaker 2: How many seasons is this one in Fiji? They might
- 12:02Speaker 2: have done eight or nine total in Fiji. Can fact.
- 12:04Speaker 5: I think it's time to go, like if we're if
- 12:07Speaker 5: we're at the point where we're making up imaginary.
- 12:12Speaker 2: You know, a people group.
- 12:16Speaker 5: But I gotta be honest as somebody who's going back
- 12:19Speaker 5: and watching old seasons of Survivor, like, maybe this is
- 12:23Speaker 5: for the best. Maybe we should stop infiltrating the the
- 12:27Speaker 5: cultures of people that we don't really understand for the
- 12:30Speaker 5: sake of Survivor and ratings, and let's just make up
- 12:36Speaker 5: our own island, island and our own people maybe that
- 12:40Speaker 5: is for the best.
- 12:40Speaker 2: Maybe they're on the site. Let's go Brandon Seasons in fifteen.
- 12:46Speaker 2: Can you do it for budget reasons, Yes for sure.
- 12:48Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but I know what you're thinking, because you're
- 12:50Speaker 3: currently going back and watching old seasons.
- 12:52Speaker 2: Yes, wasn't so sick when they were in a different country.
- 12:55Speaker 5: I will say, like, I think it's it's tough because
- 12:57Speaker 5: part of it, I you know, we talked about the
- 13:00Speaker 5: things that we fast forward. I always fast forward a
- 13:03Speaker 5: thing in the final episode where they go and they
- 13:06Speaker 5: walk and they do the thing and they bring out
- 13:08Speaker 5: the tribe members of like people in the countries that
- 13:11Speaker 5: they're in and stuff, and I'm like, I don't like this,
- 13:14Speaker 5: but I do really like the tribal council sets and
- 13:19Speaker 5: how they kind of tie in the culture in which
- 13:21Speaker 5: they're at.
- 13:22Speaker 2: And this is really weird. This is really weird. For
- 13:26Speaker 2: that reason, it is weird, and I like weird, and
- 13:29Speaker 2: I like weird. Jeff.
- 13:30Speaker 4: Yeah, so I think that like Jeff heard this idea.
- 13:33Speaker 4: He's like, whoa fake civilization?
- 13:35Speaker 2: Maybe there was a war. I'm all in. Maybe the war.
- 13:39Speaker 6: I'm just more confused. It's like these giant domes, That's
- 13:44Speaker 6: what he that's the thing that he said. He said,
- 13:47Speaker 6: he said, we started the process with these giant domes.
- 13:51Speaker 6: We literally had them out of the Art department runway
- 13:54Speaker 6: being built, and they were being painted with magical colors
- 13:57Speaker 6: like they.
- 13:59Speaker 2: Would Yeah, what is a magical color? I don't know.
- 14:02Speaker 6: But the thing is then he's like, wait, wait, wait,
- 14:04Speaker 6: the biggest one is definitely the leaders where tribal stuff happens. Yeah,
- 14:10Speaker 6: I'm just confused by the whole thing.
- 14:14Speaker 2: Like, I got it.
- 14:15Speaker 4: I know what happened, you know in the old seasons
- 14:17Speaker 4: where they would get two people from the island who
- 14:19Speaker 4: are natives and they would go and they'd show them everything.
- 14:22Speaker 4: I think Jeff was like, hey, give me two of
- 14:23Speaker 4: those guys. I want to get high they know down there? Yeah,
- 14:29Speaker 4: you know which plant for me to eat? To visit Iza.
- 14:33Speaker 3: You know, if Jeff liked that idea, maybe Jeff would
- 14:36Speaker 3: like some other wild ideas.
- 14:38Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, that's a great point. This is a segue.
- 14:42Speaker 4: So yeah, now you know, now that Zach Jensen has
- 14:45Speaker 4: pitched something to Jeff that he loved, it's time for
- 14:47Speaker 4: us to make our pitches to Jeff. In a segment
- 14:50Speaker 4: called Hey Jeff, hear me out So the way this
- 14:53Speaker 4: works is you say, hey, Jeff, hear me out, and
- 14:57Speaker 4: then give your pitch, and then who knows, may Jeff
- 15:00Speaker 4: we'll skype in and and let us know if he
- 15:03Speaker 4: likes him.
- 15:03Speaker 3: Hey, can we do a thing where if we like
- 15:06Speaker 3: the idea ourselves, we either go If it's a bad idea,
- 15:11Speaker 3: we all go big.
- 15:14Speaker 2: But if it's a good idea, what should we say,
- 15:16Speaker 2: I'm coming over coming, I'm coming over. Yeah.
- 15:19Speaker 5: We could have done that before the show, but you
- 15:21Speaker 5: wouldn't have heard the inside scoop like that. That was
- 15:23Speaker 5: really good, really good brainstorming by all of us.
- 15:25Speaker 2: I like it. I like it. Maybe there was a war.
- 15:27Speaker 2: Maybe maybe.
- 15:30Speaker 5: Making civilization they war, we could have made the most peaceful,
- 15:38Speaker 5: wonderful place.
- 15:39Speaker 7: The horrors of war follow in every react.
- 15:42Speaker 2: War waits for no man even then make civilizations. Who
- 15:46Speaker 2: wants to go first? I think PD should go first?
- 15:51Speaker 2: Okay you think I should? Yeah?
- 15:52Speaker 5: Yeah?
- 15:53Speaker 2: Yeah, you sure? Because I know you've cooked up some
- 15:54Speaker 2: good stuff.
- 15:55Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, you've been thinking of that for you meditate
- 15:58Speaker 6: on this nightly?
- 16:00Speaker 2: Yeah? I do.
- 16:00Speaker 4: Actually, I sit in front of my Jeff Probe's cardboard
- 16:02Speaker 4: cutout and I said.
- 16:04Speaker 6: What do you want from me. Yes, I thought you.
- 16:06Speaker 6: I has pictured you on your knees, be like, what
- 16:08Speaker 6: do you want?
- 16:08Speaker 7: Jeff?
- 16:09Speaker 4: Oh okay, and then I get up and I say,
- 16:13Speaker 4: that's how you do it, man. All right, so we
- 16:20Speaker 4: all know about the Sanctuary where Good Things Happen. Yeah,
- 16:23Speaker 4: and I want to play something real quick about the
- 16:26Speaker 4: background of the Sanctuary.
- 16:27Speaker 2: I think Brandon has that.
- 16:28Speaker 1: Happy Jensen said, why don't we just do all the
- 16:31Speaker 1: rewards at one spot. Brilliant producing idea, And once he
- 16:35Speaker 1: said it, I had a really clear vision.
- 16:38Speaker 2: Of what I thought.
- 16:38Speaker 1: It could be the ultimate reward destination. We won't use
- 16:43Speaker 1: it very often, but it is a guaranteed good time
- 16:47Speaker 1: if you win a visit to the Sanctuary. And the
- 16:49Speaker 1: inspiration for the name the Sanctuary came directly from my
- 16:54Speaker 1: personal life. My wife and I have some close friends.
- 16:56Speaker 1: They had this really nice little home. They called it
- 16:59Speaker 1: the Sanctuary, and we loved getting invited over because every
- 17:03Speaker 1: time we came over, everything was always so nice and
- 17:06Speaker 1: comfortable and we had a great time. So I literally
- 17:09Speaker 1: wrote down, We'll call it the Sanctuary where things happen.
- 17:14Speaker 4: That's right, guys. So hey, Jeff, hear me out. Let's
- 17:18Speaker 4: take them to the real sanctuary. Let's fly them from
- 17:22Speaker 4: Fiji to Jeff's friend's house. Why are we doing a
- 17:26Speaker 4: counterfeit sanctuary. If this place is so amazing, then it's
- 17:30Speaker 4: not what we've seen on TV because that place is
- 17:32Speaker 4: kind of boring.
- 17:33Speaker 2: There's not much going on. It's kind of just a
- 17:35Speaker 2: kind of a gazebo.
- 17:37Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just like, hey, here's a structure with a
- 17:40Speaker 4: sign and we'll give you some food, but flies on it.
- 17:43Speaker 4: Take them to the real sanctuary. Jeff, that's my idea.
- 17:47Speaker 2: I'm coming over.
- 17:48Speaker 6: I'm coming over.
- 17:50Speaker 2: Yeah, that gets three big, I'm coming over. That was good.
- 17:54Speaker 2: That was and not what I was anticipating you saying, so.
- 17:58Speaker 6: Said a boom or doom out of like reflex though
- 18:02Speaker 6: I will say, like it's a doom from me. But yeah, no,
- 18:06Speaker 6: it's a definitely, it's definitely a good idea. I like
- 18:08Speaker 6: this count.
- 18:09Speaker 5: I did hear that on the on Fire podcast, and
- 18:13Speaker 5: I'm glad I wasn't the only one that found that
- 18:15Speaker 5: story to be ridiculous. I think sometimes our boy Jeff,
- 18:22Speaker 5: he just like over analyzes things like and it's great
- 18:26Speaker 5: for podcasting and survivor and whatnot, but it's like, it's
- 18:30Speaker 5: just it's the sanctuary. What things happened, well, and sometimes
- 18:33Speaker 5: that is just what it is. It doesn't need like
- 18:35Speaker 5: this whole Well.
- 18:36Speaker 3: Correct me up about the sanctuary is we've seen nicer places.
- 18:39Speaker 2: On the island.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Sometimes they had like a big bed and like a
- 18:43Speaker 3: spa like massage thing.
- 18:45Speaker 6: Well, and Brandon, to your point, we've talked about this
- 18:49Speaker 6: quote before and the thing that we all ended on
- 18:51Speaker 6: was he said, it's from something deeply personal to me,
- 18:55Speaker 6: my friend's house. And we were like, you mean that's
- 18:58Speaker 6: deeply personal to your friend. That's not even your home.
- 19:02Speaker 7: You know, It's That's what I.
- 19:04Speaker 6: Think makes me laugh more than anything about it. He's like,
- 19:06Speaker 6: it's it's my thing, and you're like, no, it's not
- 19:09Speaker 6: even your house, Jeff, But yeah, take it if you will.
- 19:11Speaker 2: Does Jeff live in California? Maybe, oh yeah, we his
- 19:16Speaker 2: friend is probably in California.
- 19:17Speaker 4: So it does create a little logistics dilemma with my idea,
- 19:21Speaker 4: but I think we could just pause the game for
- 19:23Speaker 4: as long as it takes to get that person to
- 19:25Speaker 4: Jeff's friend's house, and then you know, to take it from.
- 19:28Speaker 6: What maybe if we ever get survivor La, then we'll.
- 19:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm giving that. I'm coming over ideas Los Angeles.
- 19:37Speaker 3: Yeah, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing.
- 19:43Speaker 6: I didn't get much sleep last night. The arena was
- 19:46Speaker 6: having another concert, the.
- 19:48Speaker 2: Crypto Arenas where we're having our challenge tonight. You got
- 19:51Speaker 2: to listen to auditions.
- 19:53Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, brand you want to pitch your idea?
- 19:57Speaker 2: Uh no, I don't want to go yet. Oh okay,
- 19:59Speaker 2: Oh someone will, All right, Jonathan, You're okay.
- 20:02Speaker 6: Here's my thing is, guys, I think we need a
- 20:05Speaker 6: Survivor season called Survivor Oops All Idols. Everybody gets everyone
- 20:10Speaker 6: gets an idol right away at the start of the season,
- 20:16Speaker 6: the chase did I steal yours?
- 20:17Speaker 2: Well, you stole the title like the no.
- 20:20Speaker 6: Way I heard you scream no, like I killed somebody.
- 20:27Speaker 2: You pitched it to us. You need to pitch it
- 20:29Speaker 2: to Jeff. Yeah, hey, Jeff, hear me out.
- 20:32Speaker 6: We need Survivor Oops All Idols. Every contestant gets an
- 20:35Speaker 6: idol that they can hold onto as long as they
- 20:37Speaker 6: need to, but they can only.
- 20:39Speaker 2: Play it once. It's just a shot in the dark.
- 20:42Speaker 6: No, it's not though the show I'm talking this is
- 20:44Speaker 6: a guaranteed you get out of a vote This is
- 20:46Speaker 6: a full fledged idol shot this one.
- 20:49Speaker 2: Didn't you do an Island of the Idols season? Didn't
- 20:52Speaker 2: they do that?
- 20:53Speaker 4: I remember the title, have not seen the I'm.
- 20:57Speaker 6: Talking everybody gets a necklace right away, Guys on the boat,
- 21:00Speaker 6: they get a necklace.
- 21:02Speaker 2: Immunity.
- 21:04Speaker 6: I'm saying, everybody has an idol. Everybody knows that everybody
- 21:07Speaker 6: has an idol.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Okay, and then the mind.
- 21:10Speaker 6: Games start because you're like, is it worth a risk?
- 21:13Speaker 6: Is everybody going to play their idols in one vote?
- 21:16Speaker 6: That gets really crazy and then they're all gone?
- 21:19Speaker 2: But if they did?
- 21:20Speaker 4: What if they what if everybody played their idol all
- 21:22Speaker 4: six or seven, however many.
- 21:25Speaker 6: Then I think it would go to fire making.
- 21:28Speaker 2: But who is making everybody because they didn't vote? If they're.
- 21:33Speaker 6: So this is what I.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Thought about it.
- 21:34Speaker 6: If everybody played an idol, Let's say everyone was like,
- 21:37Speaker 6: none of us are confident, they all.
- 21:38Speaker 2: Play their idols.
- 21:40Speaker 6: They still do a vote, but this time they do
- 21:44Speaker 6: fire making between the two with the most votes because
- 21:47Speaker 6: everybody's technically immune. Look, it's not a perfect playing guy.
- 21:51Speaker 6: Hear me out, Jeff, I hear I hear you out.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Hold on it.
- 21:53Speaker 3: At first, I was like this is a really dumb idea.
- 21:55Speaker 3: But then I started thinking, yeah, about there's a there's
- 21:59Speaker 3: some strategy you could do. So yeah, that tribal and
- 22:02Speaker 3: everyone has like all right, guys, you're like you've told
- 22:04Speaker 3: like the four other people in your alliance, Hey, we're
- 22:08Speaker 3: all gonna play our idols. Do not tell Blank we're
- 22:11Speaker 3: going to not play their idol. And since they're the
- 22:13Speaker 3: only person that didn't play their idol, they automatically go home.
- 22:18Speaker 2: Yeah, so there's like fun things you can do with that.
- 22:21Speaker 6: Or you know, you get told to play your idol
- 22:23Speaker 6: and you're thinking, well, I don't want to play my
- 22:25Speaker 6: idol right now. I think I'm safe in tonight's vote.
- 22:27Speaker 6: They were aiming for somebody else, So I'm going to
- 22:30Speaker 6: hold onto my idol until I need it later on.
- 22:33Speaker 6: So this is what I mean. If everybody has idols,
- 22:36Speaker 6: everybody knows everybody has at least one idol, but you
- 22:40Speaker 6: still have hidden muty immunity idols and other advantages. So
- 22:45Speaker 6: I think it would be an interesting thing to see.
- 22:48Speaker 2: I have one issue with it.
- 22:50Speaker 4: I would get sick of hearing the word idle because
- 22:52Speaker 4: if everyone's talking, I mean, I'm already sick of Jonathan
- 22:55Speaker 4: saying it right now. So if everybody in the confessional
- 22:57Speaker 4: is like my idle, my idle, my idol, every single
- 23:00Speaker 4: professional the ratings of plummet.
- 23:02Speaker 2: You know who's my idol Jeff Bropes, remember brother.
- 23:05Speaker 7: Look, but here's here's.
- 23:07Speaker 2: The thing, guys, what do you think of it? M hmm,
- 23:10Speaker 2: what are you guys gonna give you?
- 23:11Speaker 4: I'm in the middle, so I'm gonna give it a
- 23:13Speaker 4: big I'm coming over.
- 23:14Speaker 2: A big actually sounds better regular. I think that goes
- 23:19Speaker 2: straight to Jeff. Yeah, I'm going I think. I think
- 23:23Speaker 2: I'm gonna go big mistake.
- 23:24Speaker 5: I just yeah, I'm not I'm not sold that I
- 23:27Speaker 5: think I I I listen if I if I think
- 23:30Speaker 5: about this longer and I come back next week and
- 23:32Speaker 5: I've changed my mind. I am mad enough to admit
- 23:33Speaker 5: when I'm wrong, But as of right now, I don't
- 23:36Speaker 5: like it.
- 23:37Speaker 3: I think I think that brand in the way, let's
- 23:41Speaker 3: go brand. I'm the tie breaker here, I'm in the middle.
- 23:44Speaker 2: I will say.
- 23:46Speaker 3: I think that there could be some interesting strategy. However,
- 23:50Speaker 3: we're already at a point in the game where people
- 23:53Speaker 3: are sick of idol plays and advantages. So I think
- 23:57Speaker 3: just because I don't think the fans would like it much.
- 23:59Speaker 2: I'm going to go big.
- 24:00Speaker 6: This is this is uh, this is humiliating.
- 24:04Speaker 2: Dude, Hey, I defended you, but I think brand is right.
- 24:07Speaker 6: I'm glad I stole. I'm glad I stole oops all
- 24:09Speaker 6: something from you.
- 24:10Speaker 3: You know what's so bad? As I was gonna tee
- 24:12Speaker 3: it up? It was gonna be so funny, man, and
- 24:15Speaker 3: it could still be. Don't know, it's over.
- 24:16Speaker 2: Well, let's just try. I'm glad. I'm glad.
- 24:19Speaker 4: Let us be the judges of it, just like how
- 24:21Speaker 4: two weeks ago I thought my bit about the TikTok
- 24:24Speaker 4: version of Mary's parents is gonna be so funny, and
- 24:26Speaker 4: then Chase didn't get it and no one left.
- 24:31Speaker 2: Yeah, I still don't.
- 24:34Speaker 3: That's for the best, all right, Now, do you want
- 24:38Speaker 3: to go?
- 24:38Speaker 2: No? No, I don't want to go yet. You so,
- 24:42Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. I got, I got, I did,
- 24:44Speaker 2: I overachieved. I've got so many pitches.
- 24:49Speaker 3: So I think the best thing for me to do
- 24:52Speaker 3: is I'm just gonna pick a couple while we're going around,
- 24:55Speaker 3: and then I could do like a rapid fire later
- 24:57Speaker 3: of just all my ideas.
- 24:58Speaker 2: Okay, sounds good.
- 24:59Speaker 3: But my first one is when I think that I
- 25:02Speaker 3: could see Survivor doing so Jeff, hear me out. There
- 25:07Speaker 3: was a Bachelor season not too long ago that took
- 25:10Speaker 3: the Internet by storm called the Golden Bachelor, Ladies and Gentlemen,
- 25:15Speaker 3: the Golden Survivor every castaways over fifty years old.
- 25:18Speaker 2: It's not an all star season, so it's.
- 25:20Speaker 3: Not like all old Survivor players, but it's if you will,
- 25:23Speaker 3: they are old.
- 25:26Speaker 2: They're they're not all old players, but they're all older.
- 25:30Speaker 2: I'm coming over so fast.
- 25:32Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, I'm coming over.
- 25:33Speaker 2: That's for sure. I'm coming over too. It's a great idea. Great.
- 25:36Speaker 4: Are there any twists on the season or is that
- 25:38Speaker 4: that that's pretty much it?
- 25:39Speaker 6: But so your twist because everyone's a geezer, it's basically,
- 25:42Speaker 6: well yeah, but he's the thing.
- 25:43Speaker 3: What's interesting about it is like, you know, they're gonna
- 25:45Speaker 3: find a jacked sixty.
- 25:47Speaker 2: Year old man.
- 25:47Speaker 6: Yeah, yea, yeah yeah.
- 25:49Speaker 3: Watching him compete against other fifty sixty seventy year old
- 25:53Speaker 3: people would be very interesting.
- 25:54Speaker 5: Maybe all of the challenges are just like post on,
- 25:58Speaker 5: post on TikTok, like turn on the TV and find
- 26:01Speaker 5: this app, like those are the challenges.
- 26:03Speaker 3: For the Oh yeah, they're all just like try to
- 26:06Speaker 3: figure ot how to cancel your houly could.
- 26:08Speaker 5: Freaking look, honestly, there was somebody could let me know
- 26:11Speaker 5: how to cancel whoy that'd be really clutched.
- 26:14Speaker 6: Certain CBS is like you have to each sign up
- 26:17Speaker 6: for Paramount Plus right now?
- 26:19Speaker 2: Good luck? Oh good?
- 26:20Speaker 6: The ad freaking they can do a shuffle board challenge
- 26:25Speaker 6: into Yeah yeah.
- 26:26Speaker 2: Yeah that's good. Yeah yeah yeah yeah bingo. Okay, I
- 26:31Speaker 2: don't want to go yet. No, I'm kidding, Jeff, hear
- 26:34Speaker 2: me out.
- 26:35Speaker 5: This was inspired by one Jonathan whoa I know, don't
- 26:40Speaker 5: get too excited.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Survivor Metaverse Edition. Yeah, so it's all.
- 26:47Speaker 5: It's Survivor, but it all takes place within virtual reality.
- 26:50Speaker 5: We're able to see it obviously, but you put on
- 26:54Speaker 5: the things and you gotta you gotta stay in it
- 26:56Speaker 5: for what is it twenty six days?
- 26:58Speaker 2: Is that let's go full thirty nine? Would that blind you?
- 27:01Speaker 5: I don't know, I don't know, I don't we'd have
- 27:04Speaker 5: to figure out some of the kinks here, and I
- 27:07Speaker 5: don't even know how compelling it is.
- 27:09Speaker 6: Are they are they secluded in their own rooms like
- 27:12Speaker 6: on the Circle?
- 27:13Speaker 2: Yes, and then they just get into VR, you know,
- 27:16Speaker 2: like something would happen during COVID.
- 27:17Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, guys.
- 27:19Speaker 2: I don't know if it's a good idea or not,
- 27:20Speaker 2: but I just bring it out. I just.
- 27:23Speaker 6: None of a stick as a fan of the metaverse stuff.
- 27:27Speaker 2: I'm going to give it.
- 27:28Speaker 6: I'm coming over, but virtually you.
- 27:31Speaker 2: Know, so like what you're doing right now, Yeah.
- 27:35Speaker 6: Exactly, Like I'm all about it. I'm coming over because
- 27:38Speaker 6: here's why, I just want to see it attempted.
- 27:41Speaker 5: Like, yeah, do you think like surely if CBS did
- 27:44Speaker 5: this and they put the money behind it, they wouldigure
- 27:45Speaker 5: out a way to make it work.
- 27:46Speaker 2: But it seems like a lot could go wrong.
- 27:48Speaker 6: It feels like it would be a pair a paramount
- 27:52Speaker 6: plus exclusive, Like it would not necessarily be a main
- 27:57Speaker 6: Survivor season, but it would be like, hey, in the
- 28:00Speaker 6: off season, we did two weeks of a Metaverse Survivor show,
- 28:05Speaker 6: you know where it's it's more of like an online
- 28:08Speaker 6: series that I would be.
- 28:10Speaker 2: I'd be down with that. PD, you're the tiebreaker.
- 28:14Speaker 4: I I'm gonna give it an I'm coming over, but
- 28:18Speaker 4: not as a TV show, but as a game you
- 28:20Speaker 4: could play, okay against eighteen other people where I guess,
- 28:25Speaker 4: you know, to prevent people from dropping out, you'd have
- 28:27Speaker 4: to be like, fine, one thousand dollars. I think that's
- 28:29Speaker 4: that's fair because you know, with video games you can
- 28:32Speaker 4: just leave at any moment, quit survivor.
- 28:36Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 28:36Speaker 4: So if you're gonna be serious, I say make it
- 28:39Speaker 4: a real game. Have it where it has to be
- 28:42Speaker 4: eighteen people to start the game, and there is a
- 28:44Speaker 4: serious financial penalty if you drop out trying.
- 28:49Speaker 2: Yeah, it's just Fortnite.
- 28:51Speaker 6: Like PD has gone to the lobby.
- 28:56Speaker 2: It is torture snuffed.
- 29:00Speaker 6: So Brandy, you got you got two passes on that one. Okay, stipulation.
- 29:04Speaker 2: Wow, I'll take that. I didn't.
- 29:06Speaker 5: I didn't see it coming. That's pretty embarrassed to bring it. Wow, Chase,
- 29:10Speaker 5: you said you have a few mare. Do you want
- 29:11Speaker 5: a rapid fire PD?
- 29:13Speaker 2: We'll keep going round. Ok Okay, do you guys want
- 29:15Speaker 2: the longer one or the short one? Longer longer?
- 29:19Speaker 4: It's not super long, but hey, Jeff, I've got a
- 29:23Speaker 4: twist on an old favorite.
- 29:24Speaker 2: So hear me out.
- 29:25Speaker 4: They walk up for the challenge, but the contestants notice
- 29:28Speaker 4: there's a bunch of curtains and they're covering something large underneath.
- 29:31Speaker 4: So Jeff lays out the challenge and he says, want
- 29:34Speaker 4: to know what you're playing for? The curtains get removed.
- 29:37Speaker 4: It's everybody's loved ones, but they're all locked in individual cages,
- 29:41Speaker 4: prison cells, if you will. And the winner of the
- 29:45Speaker 4: challenge gets to unlock their loved one and give the
- 29:48Speaker 4: keys to two other players to go on a trip
- 29:50Speaker 4: to the sanctuary. But as for the rest, all they
- 29:53Speaker 4: can do is walk up to the cage and look
- 29:55Speaker 4: at their loved one that they so desperately want to
- 29:57Speaker 4: hug or kiss, but they can't because they're in a case,
- 30:00Speaker 4: and they just have to say goodbye and leave.
- 30:02Speaker 3: Same that's what I want, Jeff. Hey, I'm coming over.
- 30:06Speaker 3: I think that's a great idea.
- 30:07Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm coming over. I'm coming over, and I gotta
- 30:09Speaker 2: be honest.
- 30:10Speaker 5: It's the thing that I've enjoyed the most about watching
- 30:13Speaker 5: the old seasons is the families and getting to compete
- 30:16Speaker 5: to spend time with them.
- 30:17Speaker 4: So yeah, and we don't want to pay for their
- 30:19Speaker 4: plane tickets anymore, so we leave them at home now.
- 30:22Speaker 4: But I'm saying, hey, Jeff, I know you wouldn't want
- 30:24Speaker 4: to do this without a twist.
- 30:25Speaker 3: So I've got your twist. Let's lock them up, dude.
- 30:28Speaker 3: I think that's a great idea.
- 30:29Speaker 2: Thank you. It adds a fun dynamic.
- 30:31Speaker 5: I'm not I'm not ashamed to say that I've cried
- 30:33Speaker 5: multiple times over the past few weeks with those challenges.
- 30:36Speaker 3: The summer that I binged like twenty seasons of Survivor
- 30:40Speaker 3: Nightly almost I was crying every time. I'd be like,
- 30:43Speaker 3: oh God, the family challenge.
- 30:44Speaker 2: I hate. These are so sentimental, and then I'd be crying. Wow.
- 30:48Speaker 6: I usually laugh at them. If I'm being with guys,
- 30:50Speaker 6: maybe that's something wrong with me.
- 30:52Speaker 2: Yeah, there is anyway, Yeah, we all know that.
- 30:59Speaker 4: So the family stuff, like I used to always say like, oh,
- 31:01Speaker 4: they're being so dramatic, they're acting like they went off
- 31:03Speaker 4: to war. But it happens every single time. They always cry,
- 31:07Speaker 4: even if it's just a letter and the family is
- 31:09Speaker 4: not actually there, they still cry.
- 31:11Speaker 2: So it must just.
- 31:13Speaker 4: Be a fact that if you go to Fiji, you
- 31:16Speaker 4: make it twenty something days, you see your family, you're
- 31:19Speaker 4: gonna cry.
- 31:19Speaker 2: It's at this point, well, and.
- 31:21Speaker 6: I think that they they're just so in their head
- 31:25Speaker 6: that they're exhausted, you know, they're thinking so hard the
- 31:29Speaker 6: whole time. And guys, despite the roasting, I loved my
- 31:32Speaker 6: wife and my child. If I was going to Fiji
- 31:35Speaker 6: the entire time and just I mean exhausted trying to
- 31:39Speaker 6: play the social game, exhausted physically, and then all of
- 31:42Speaker 6: a sudden Kristen and Lizzie show up, I'd be like,
- 31:45Speaker 6: oh my god, you know I probably.
- 31:51Speaker 2: That's what you want. Your baby has to compete in
- 31:56Speaker 2: the challenge in order for you to well.
- 31:58Speaker 7: I was saying possible.
- 32:03Speaker 6: I'm like, she's barely saying dad right now, Like, why
- 32:06Speaker 6: is she not building this puzzle?
- 32:07Speaker 2: You know, flip flippant that one passed with flying colors. Jonathan,
- 32:13Speaker 2: your turn to pitch.
- 32:14Speaker 6: Guys, hear me out, and Jeff, Jeff, hear me out.
- 32:17Speaker 6: I've got one word for you, Jousting.
- 32:24Speaker 2: I'm coming over.
- 32:28Speaker 7: I don't I don't have I don't have.
- 32:30Speaker 6: All of the I don't have all of the details
- 32:33Speaker 6: worked out.
- 32:34Speaker 2: How do we make it safe?
- 32:35Speaker 6: Looks, how do we make it not kill them?
- 32:38Speaker 7: But how do we make the impact?
- 32:40Speaker 2: And impact?
- 32:41Speaker 6: You know, they're on real horses. This is look look
- 32:46Speaker 6: look hear me hear me out, Jeff, Jousting, picture this jousting.
- 32:53Speaker 2: That's that's what I've got for. I changed my mind.
- 32:57Speaker 4: Okay, if we can make it to where there's no
- 33:00Speaker 4: like automatic medivacs, maybe.
- 33:03Speaker 2: Through two words on a note, shousting. Yeah, I'm going.
- 33:10Speaker 2: I'm gonna show you right now.
- 33:11Speaker 6: Actually I'm not because my other note is there, but
- 33:14Speaker 6: it does just say jousting.
- 33:17Speaker 2: Look, jousting.
- 33:19Speaker 6: I think they're okay, there could be a way.
- 33:24Speaker 2: I think you like it. You like the idea. No
- 33:29Speaker 2: one's up.
- 33:30Speaker 4: I mean jousting. They have armor and weapons and the
- 33:35Speaker 4: whole thing.
- 33:36Speaker 6: Okay, here's here's what here's what I did think through. Okay,
- 33:39Speaker 6: I'm I'm real horses, real armor. The jousting pole is
- 33:46Speaker 6: not going to be like it's not it's it's gonna
- 33:50Speaker 6: be more like a you know, foam or something that
- 33:53Speaker 6: really could knock them off a horse. But the ground,
- 33:56Speaker 6: we're gonna make it like sawdust something.
- 33:58Speaker 2: This horse. Look, you can die.
- 34:02Speaker 5: Look and Jonathan, the next one is survivor duel an.
- 34:11Speaker 7: Hear me.
- 34:12Speaker 2: One musket pistol. Hey, Jeff, here, but take one person.
- 34:18Speaker 2: He's gonna go home five hundred thousand dollars.
- 34:21Speaker 6: But they might not. One person is going home with
- 34:25Speaker 6: a bullet hole. You know it's look, guys, all I'm
- 34:28Speaker 6: saying is consider it. Take a take a moment.
- 34:32Speaker 3: No big mistake, right, this is yeah, big mistake.
- 34:36Speaker 2: Sorry, hey, let me do one more. All right, guys,
- 34:38Speaker 2: Survivor punch people in the face. They did that. I
- 34:43Speaker 2: just watched Survivor choke somebody out into the water. Yeah, yeah,
- 34:48Speaker 2: it's the attax.
- 34:49Speaker 7: It's clear crystal text us.
- 34:52Speaker 3: And he was like, yeah, something times me. This is
- 34:53Speaker 3: the only time they ever did in a tack zone. And
- 34:55Speaker 3: we were like, you're so so poorly, I can't imagine them.
- 35:00Speaker 2: That was good. It comes back a lot.
- 35:03Speaker 5: That's why I got a short one and then and
- 35:05Speaker 5: then you can then you can go hard use everybody.
- 35:08Speaker 2: So after this one, has everybody done all of this,
- 35:10Speaker 2: I've got one more. Oh well, I only did too
- 35:12Speaker 2: because I'm going to the uh Survivor.
- 35:15Speaker 5: Now, this is tough for me because everybody that I
- 35:18Speaker 5: can think of that could actually make this a reality
- 35:21Speaker 5: is probably not like a great person.
- 35:23Speaker 2: But just hear me out. Survivor from space.
- 35:28Speaker 3: Like an international space station is exactly right, exactly, that's sick.
- 35:33Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think, and hear me out there's
- 35:36Speaker 2: just space, horse and space.
- 35:41Speaker 5: It doesn't you don't have the ground that was the
- 35:42Speaker 5: missing component should have collaborated. You're missing space not Yeah,
- 35:47Speaker 5: they go up there and you all got to live
- 35:50Speaker 5: in the the you.
- 35:52Speaker 6: I think if a person's voted out, they let them
- 35:54Speaker 6: out the air lock.
- 35:55Speaker 2: You know, that's like like among us. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
- 36:00Speaker 6: So what you're saying is you want to Yeah, it's
- 36:06Speaker 6: just like I think Blue is really up to something weird.
- 36:09Speaker 6: I think has an immunity idol.
- 36:11Speaker 4: Yeah, there's a common phrase and sketch comedy where they say,
- 36:15Speaker 4: don't take it to outer space. But Brand did it
- 36:17Speaker 4: literally with this idea, and yeah, I do think it worked.
- 36:20Speaker 2: I'm going to be coming over. I'm flying over. I'm
- 36:25Speaker 2: floating over. Yeah, all right.
- 36:27Speaker 4: Me and Jonathan both have short ones. Do you want
- 36:29Speaker 4: to give your short one?
- 36:30Speaker 2: Jonathan?
- 36:31Speaker 6: Yeah, totally, Guys. I do feel like I'll be judged
- 36:35Speaker 6: for this one. So I need y'all to hear me out,
- 36:39Speaker 6: and I need Jeff to hear me out. Okay, survivor
- 36:45Speaker 6: blind versus deaf.
- 36:48Speaker 4: See, this is the kind of thing I'm gonna want
- 36:50Speaker 4: to edit out of the pod. But all right, let's
- 36:52Speaker 4: hear him out now here.
- 36:54Speaker 2: Here's my thing.
- 36:55Speaker 6: Here's what I think, guys, two tribes, right, we got that,
- 37:00Speaker 6: all right, you got that part. We see how the
- 37:05Speaker 6: communication differs, how this works with advantage.
- 37:09Speaker 2: But we need both on each tribe.
- 37:10Speaker 6: We need no no, no, no no, and then there
- 37:14Speaker 6: will be emerged.
- 37:15Speaker 2: There will be emerged. Okay later on bi.
- 37:20Speaker 6: Okay, I was expecting this.
- 37:23Speaker 7: I was expecting you can cancer.
- 37:24Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't think. I do think there is something.
- 37:29Speaker 2: There's some there.
- 37:30Speaker 5: If to P's point, if there's a combination on each tribe,
- 37:35Speaker 5: I think you need that.
- 37:38Speaker 7: Okay, Okay.
- 37:39Speaker 6: Else, it's let's blend the tribes, right, okay, yeah, let's
- 37:46Speaker 6: there's been.
- 37:47Speaker 3: Death players on Survivor. Well yeah, and uh I think
- 37:51Speaker 3: that a blind survivor, I think that could happen. I
- 37:54Speaker 3: think so too, blind could play Survivor for sure. I
- 37:57Speaker 3: don't like the idea of pitting them against each other.
- 38:00Speaker 7: Guys.
- 38:01Speaker 6: Look, here's my thing is race season. It just doesn't
- 38:05Speaker 6: This feels like it could have worked in earlier Surviving.
- 38:08Speaker 2: Shocked it didn't happen. That's what I or we could
- 38:13Speaker 2: have done disability.
- 38:16Speaker 6: I had to I had to look it up, because
- 38:18Speaker 6: when I thought of it, there was a moment where
- 38:20Speaker 6: I was like, they didn't already do something.
- 38:23Speaker 2: What do you think they did this? Dude? They did
- 38:25Speaker 2: the race war thing.
- 38:27Speaker 6: Like I mean, there was a real part of me
- 38:28Speaker 6: that was like, they didn't like kind of do this,
- 38:31Speaker 6: did they?
- 38:31Speaker 4: But you think about the logistics of putting these people
- 38:35Speaker 4: with these kinds of disabilities all together on a remote
- 38:38Speaker 4: island where they can't have help unless they get seriously injured.
- 38:42Speaker 4: I think Jonathan is a horrible person.
- 38:44Speaker 2: I'm not Look, I helped you.
- 38:46Speaker 5: I helped you with this pitch and it's and I'm
- 38:49Speaker 5: still going with big mistake.
- 38:51Speaker 7: Wow, big mistake.
- 38:54Speaker 2: You can cancel Christmas. You should cancels. Big mistake.
- 38:59Speaker 6: When my phone so Jeff says, let's figure it out,
- 39:01Speaker 6: then y'all don't get to watch.
- 39:03Speaker 2: Okay, that's all I'm saying. It's a make belief civilization.
- 39:07Speaker 2: There might there might be a war between blind people
- 39:10Speaker 2: and the leaders.
- 39:11Speaker 4: They lived in these big domes with magical colors.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Oh, I know, guys.
- 39:15Speaker 6: Is I mean, I just feel like y'all are with
- 39:16Speaker 6: the bad guys for thinking they won't be able to
- 39:18Speaker 6: do it, you.
- 39:19Speaker 4: Know, we're doing sabermetrics and again, all right, I'll give
- 39:25Speaker 4: my short pitch for it.
- 39:26Speaker 2: Dude, can't be working.
- 39:28Speaker 4: It's you know, it can't be and on it and
- 39:31Speaker 4: I took safety into account with mine.
- 39:33Speaker 2: I want to bring back the brutal.
- 39:35Speaker 4: Challenges, but I want a layer of bubble wrap on
- 39:37Speaker 4: everybody so that we could make it a little safer
- 39:40Speaker 4: for the new era. I know, we like to protect
- 39:42Speaker 4: people now, just like the NFL likes to try to
- 39:44Speaker 4: do with the you know, hits to the head the bubble. Yeah,
- 39:47Speaker 4: so if we could just you know, wrap everybody up
- 39:49Speaker 4: or put them in those fat sumo suits.
- 39:51Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 39:53Speaker 6: Would you allow jousting in your idea?
- 39:56Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you could combine our ideas.
- 39:59Speaker 5: What if it's like the NFL though, with the with
- 40:01Speaker 5: the helmets and you can use it. Everyone else is like, no,
- 40:07Speaker 5: it makes me look dum. I'm yes, concussion me damned.
- 40:12Speaker 2: We'll put that in. Will Smith has to make a
- 40:15Speaker 2: movie about c I like that idea. That's a good idea.
- 40:20Speaker 2: I'm coming over, coming over.
- 40:21Speaker 6: I'm coming over, but I'm bringing jousting with me.
- 40:24Speaker 2: Hey, I like everybody took this seriously except for Jonathan.
- 40:27Speaker 4: Hey, guys, hear me out jousting, jousting.
- 40:31Speaker 2: I had two serious ideas.
- 40:33Speaker 6: I had oops all idols and I had jousting. But
- 40:36Speaker 6: I will say I had a fourth idea that was
- 40:38Speaker 6: that they needed to bring back the island where the
- 40:42Speaker 6: people who had just been voted out go to Exile Island.
- 40:45Speaker 2: Exile Island. They they Redemption Island.
- 40:47Speaker 6: The Redemption Island. I really wish they would bring that concept.
- 40:50Speaker 6: That's a bad but it didn't feel like it was
- 40:53Speaker 6: a new idea, so I left it out.
- 40:55Speaker 3: Okay, I would have given that one a I'm coming over.
- 40:58Speaker 2: There I wanted back. Yeah, I like that, all.
- 41:01Speaker 3: Right, guys, I'm gonna rapid fire. These are mostly just
- 41:06Speaker 3: pitches for themed seasons.
- 41:08Speaker 4: You have the instrumental song that Chase could do that over.
- 41:12Speaker 2: That might make it too messy. That might make it
- 41:14Speaker 2: too messy. No, I don't think it will. Okay, go
- 41:16Speaker 2: for it.
- 41:17Speaker 3: Survivor first Boots, so it's only players that were eliminated first.
- 41:23Speaker 2: So it's like a reverse All Star seasonally like that.
- 41:26Speaker 3: This is a pitch for what they could do for
- 41:27Speaker 3: season fifty Old era versus New Era, so it's an
- 41:30Speaker 3: all winners season like they've done before, but it's two tribes,
- 41:34Speaker 3: the New era winners versus the old era.
- 41:36Speaker 2: Oh dang, yeah, I love that. And it's thirty two
- 41:39Speaker 2: and a half.
- 41:39Speaker 3: Days just to mess with Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm
- 41:44Speaker 3: gonna elaborate on that one just a little bit further
- 41:46Speaker 3: because all of the old era players are like, well,
- 41:48Speaker 3: it's just not the same.
- 41:49Speaker 2: You didn't have to do thirty nine days. You didn't
- 41:51Speaker 2: have to do this, blah blah blahlah blah. I think
- 41:53Speaker 2: it would be really interesting to see how the old
- 41:54Speaker 2: era players would do.
- 41:55Speaker 3: Against New era winners. Yes, the new format. This is
- 41:59Speaker 3: where I get a little bit wacky. Survivor Chess prodigy.
- 42:04Speaker 3: Every castaway is either a professional or a semi professional
- 42:07Speaker 3: chess player.
- 42:09Speaker 2: That's interesting.
- 42:10Speaker 7: I love this.
- 42:11Speaker 2: Because that that's all strategy. That's all strategy. Yeah, it's
- 42:14Speaker 2: that one full of people out thinking the room. Is
- 42:17Speaker 2: that good?
- 42:18Speaker 6: It's that one famous chess player who always shows up
- 42:20Speaker 6: late too his Mas.
- 42:21Speaker 7: You know, he just shows up late.
- 42:23Speaker 2: Every Survivor All Carson addition.
- 42:26Speaker 3: Yeah, this one might not work, but I thought it
- 42:30Speaker 3: was interesting. Survivor the Long Haul, so it's twenty six
- 42:35Speaker 3: days like always. However, there's only ten contestants total. There's
- 42:39Speaker 3: more reward challenges, but the immunity challenges are less frequent,
- 42:44Speaker 3: so you're spending way longer with the same people.
- 42:48Speaker 2: For the whole time. Essentially.
- 42:50Speaker 3: Yeah, that one has a lot of work that it
- 42:53Speaker 3: would need to make it work. Like, there's only five
- 42:55Speaker 3: people on the jury, So.
- 42:56Speaker 2: Would that would that mean that would the season be shorter?
- 43:00Speaker 5: Or would there not be a tribal council at the
- 43:02Speaker 5: end of every episode so the season would.
- 43:04Speaker 3: Be the same length, there would be a tribal every
- 43:08Speaker 3: other right, I think if I did the math right,
- 43:11Speaker 3: that makes sense. But you do more reward challenges and
- 43:15Speaker 3: you would be able to because I just feel like
- 43:16Speaker 3: the animosity or the relationships would get a lot more
- 43:19Speaker 3: intense when you're with the same ten people for the
- 43:21Speaker 3: entire time.
- 43:22Speaker 2: Yep, I don't know. It was just an idea. I'm
- 43:24Speaker 2: coming over. Yeah, Survivor, Oops, all rednecks.
- 43:28Speaker 7: Oh, I'm down with that. They only cast.
- 43:32Speaker 2: People from the South. Can you say that with an accent? Survivor? Oops?
- 43:36Speaker 2: Already that's good now it lands?
- 43:38Speaker 5: Yeah, I like it.
- 43:39Speaker 2: That's I'm a big fan of that one. Jeff'son Overalls Yeah,
- 43:43Speaker 2: everybody's decked out and like, do you have more? Oh,
- 43:46Speaker 2: I've got a lot more. Okay, fire them off.
- 43:49Speaker 3: Oh here's an idea for a challenge. It's a challenge.
- 43:51Speaker 3: So everybody shows up to the challenge. They think it's
- 43:53Speaker 3: an immunity challenge, but it's just a reward challenge. There's
- 43:57Speaker 3: no individual immunity that week. Everyone's going a tribal and
- 44:00Speaker 3: no one is safe. Oh so that's like a twist. Yeah,
- 44:06Speaker 3: this one is called Survivor. Bob, Kim, Jim, and Jane.
- 44:10Speaker 3: Only people that are named Robert, Kimberly, James, and Jane
- 44:13Speaker 3: are so you would have like James, Jim, Jimmy, Jamie, Robert, Bob, Bobby, Robbie.
- 44:22Speaker 3: You know you have variations of those names.
- 44:26Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 44:27Speaker 2: I could keep going Kimberly, Kim, Kimmy. How's to Catherine work?
- 44:32Speaker 2: I didn't do a Katherine. Maybe you should have Kat
- 44:36Speaker 2: Katherine Kathy.
- 44:38Speaker 3: And then my last one, which isn't even really a
- 44:41Speaker 3: Survivor theme, it's just something I thought would be interesting.
- 44:44Speaker 2: Survivor heads up, seven up? Did you guys ever play that? Yeah?
- 44:48Speaker 2: You know, Oh wait, why are you guys? Homeschool? Were
- 44:51Speaker 2: joving were you homeschool?
- 44:52Speaker 7: Yeah he didn't.
- 44:54Speaker 2: Didn't you gather that from just yeah? Anyway? Heads up
- 44:58Speaker 2: seven up is a game. We used to play it
- 45:00Speaker 2: school in the classroom. It's like you do you do?
- 45:05Speaker 3: For those that don't know how to play heads upset
- 45:07Speaker 3: it up is like you put your head down and
- 45:09Speaker 3: your thumb up and someone goes right and touch and
- 45:13Speaker 3: guess who touched your thumb?
- 45:16Speaker 2: You win?
- 45:17Speaker 7: So I do you do?
- 45:19Speaker 2: Tribal council? And if you can guess who wrote your
- 45:21Speaker 2: name down?
- 45:23Speaker 6: Now, guys, can I very very quickly interrupt this. It's
- 45:29Speaker 6: just for a moment because while Chase was going off,
- 45:32Speaker 6: I have one more hear me out, Jeff. That came
- 45:36Speaker 6: to my mind, and it's more of a crossover. We
- 45:39Speaker 6: need Survivor Alone. Have you ever watched the show alone? Okay?
- 45:46Speaker 6: Alone is a show where they take survival experts. They
- 45:50Speaker 6: put them by themselves in the woods to survive. They
- 45:54Speaker 6: can take ten items. Last person to leave wins a
- 45:57Speaker 6: million dollars. That's a real show. It's beautiful. They give
- 46:02Speaker 6: them their cameras, all of that stuff. I think we
- 46:04Speaker 6: need to blend Survivor with real survival experts and not
- 46:09Speaker 6: give them anything that they need to make, a shelter
- 46:14Speaker 6: or a fire or food. You can leave at any
- 46:17Speaker 6: point if you want to, or you can just keep
- 46:21Speaker 6: going and keep playing games to stay.
- 46:23Speaker 2: It's your best idea. Jonathan, thank you, thank you coming over.
- 46:28Speaker 2: I'm coming over there we go.
- 46:30Speaker 6: I just need that wins.
- 46:31Speaker 2: Jousting is a little better. What okay, even I'm against
- 46:35Speaker 2: jousting after that new idea? Is it time for the
- 46:39Speaker 2: Jeff Off? Oh? Yeah, yeah, you want me to set
- 46:43Speaker 2: it up because it was my one idea that I had.
- 46:47Speaker 2: I just time for the Jeff Off. Oh, it's very simple.
- 46:51Speaker 5: We have each brought a clip of Jeff We're not
- 46:55Speaker 5: going to give any context. We're just going to play
- 46:58Speaker 5: the clips and then you can you can vote. Lincoln
- 47:02Speaker 5: is in the description? Uhn description or over on Instagram.
- 47:06Speaker 2: Go to Instagram. Let us know which clip is your favorite.
- 47:09Speaker 2: Are we ready? Yes?
- 47:10Speaker 5: You can give a little bit of a context if
- 47:12Speaker 5: you want to, uh chase, Let's do yours first.
- 47:15Speaker 2: You want to go ahead and play it, I will
- 47:17Speaker 2: give you like a lead up and then you can
- 47:19Speaker 2: play it. Okay, I don't know the context for this, right?
- 47:22Speaker 6: Got the challenge?
- 47:23Speaker 1: The winners get enough luxury to keep them strong until
- 47:26Speaker 1: the end.
- 47:28Speaker 2: And ask for the losers, they will be taken and executed.
- 47:36Speaker 2: I don't even want to know the context. Hey, Jeff,
- 47:38Speaker 2: hear me out, it's the Hunger Games. That sounds like
- 47:43Speaker 2: a Jonathan idea. Hear me out, we kill people.
- 47:45Speaker 6: Hear me out, they literally die.
- 47:47Speaker 2: Uh while we're playing clips. So we don't know the
- 47:49Speaker 2: context too. I'll go next.
- 47:51Speaker 5: I found this and I we've talked about the Race Wars,
- 47:56Speaker 5: and I know that this is in relation to the
- 47:59Speaker 5: Race Wars, but I don't know why or how it happened.
- 48:02Speaker 2: So here's my club.
- 48:03Speaker 1: My real passion is music, and here's a song about
- 48:07Speaker 1: this season's racially divided tribes that I sing with my
- 48:10Speaker 1: dear friend Queen Latinos.
- 48:17Speaker 5: Jeff singing White's over here, Blacks over there.
- 48:22Speaker 2: Wow, I missed this with with the equalizer. So there's that.
- 48:31Speaker 2: What's crazy is that's one of the best seasons. I
- 48:35Speaker 2: can't wait either. I'm excited about it. I'm excited about that.
- 48:38Speaker 2: Uh p d uh. So mine is just there's a
- 48:41Speaker 2: guy trying to do a challenge. It wasn't going his way.
- 48:44Speaker 2: Go for it.
- 48:45Speaker 3: I mean, my ass.
- 48:49Speaker 2: All right, you need to stop bitching to start throwing
- 48:52Speaker 2: sassy Jeff, what happened? I love that a right, Jonathan.
- 49:02Speaker 6: Here's context. I love Philip from Survivor. I think he's
- 49:07Speaker 6: fascinating FBI agent.
- 49:09Speaker 2: Who knows. Maybe he is, maybe he isn't.
- 49:11Speaker 6: But this is the context of when Jeff sees him
- 49:13Speaker 6: for the first time with a feather in a headband.
- 49:20Speaker 2: Philip, did you have a collision with a hawk? No?
- 49:22Speaker 2: I didn't have a collision.
- 49:23Speaker 3: I had a meditation, and through the end of that meditation,
- 49:26Speaker 3: I had asked for a sign, and out of thin
- 49:28Speaker 3: air here as this feather.
- 49:31Speaker 2: Literally out of.
- 49:34Speaker 6: There we go. Do you have a collision with a hawk?
- 49:36Speaker 2: There you go? For good clips. I'm excited to see
- 49:41Speaker 2: who wins. This the first first ever Jeff Off. Yeah. Uh,
- 49:47Speaker 2: and this was the first ever JE episode. I think
- 49:49Speaker 2: we did. Really, I'm really proud of us, guys.
- 49:53Speaker 4: Next week we're gonna be here and we're gonna be
- 49:55Speaker 4: talking about the brand new season.
- 49:57Speaker 2: We're gonna be.
- 49:57Speaker 4: Talking about the first episode of the first.
- 50:00Speaker 2: Season forty eight.
- 50:01Speaker 4: Yeah, you're so excited, the first of the first of
- 50:04Speaker 4: the first Again, sorry, I started talking and then I'm.
- 50:10Speaker 8: Like man, I hate Jonathan and what I'm talking about
- 50:13Speaker 8: for eight and then and that's coming out like next
- 50:18Speaker 8: episode upcoming Wednesday. Yeah, but then episode come out Thursday Friday.
- 50:21Speaker 4: Yeah, Thursday night Friday morning probably is when you can
- 50:25Speaker 4: expect to hear that unless you want the live takes
- 50:27Speaker 4: come on in the patreon.
- 50:29Speaker 2: We're gonna be chat if it's just us chatting, and
- 50:31Speaker 2: that's weird. Yeah, so don't don't make us do that.
- 50:33Speaker 2: But if you don't join, we will. Yeah, I mean
- 50:35Speaker 2: we will. We'll do that.
- 50:37Speaker 4: We'll be in there alone, so you can change that. Uh,
- 50:40Speaker 4: Patreon slash Survivor pod.
- 50:42Speaker 2: Yeah, good, that's what good you are. It's gonna work.
- 50:46Speaker 3: I'm excited for people to join the patreon and like
- 50:49Speaker 3: look forward to chatting in the patreon and then feel
- 50:52Speaker 3: the same disappointment we all do when Jonathan and Christner
- 50:54Speaker 3: are like, sorry, we can't watch.
- 50:56Speaker 5: It, and again, I don't want to keep beating a
- 51:01Speaker 5: dead horse. But the pictures of the ground, I think, yeah,
- 51:06Speaker 5: like it's not like why you're buying, like why you're
- 51:08Speaker 5: buying in, but it definitely doesn't hurt, like it's added value.
- 51:13Speaker 6: Which speaking of dead horse, I really would be interested
- 51:16Speaker 6: for people to consider jousting just a little bit long.
- 51:19Speaker 2: We'll be back next time. Okay, that's good. We did
- 51:22Speaker 2: we did a job.