Latest / Johnjay & Rich On Demand / NEW! JJR Sunday COUPLES THERAPY: Noah & Lenora (Episode 5)
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- 0:01Speaker 1: Couple stand be tuning into today here the fun we
- 0:08Speaker 1: would say, baby, no little so.
- 0:18Speaker 2: My till.
- 0:32Speaker 3: Couple Stan think Colomba. It's a little bal podcast joke.
- 0:39Speaker 4: Kid, But did.
- 0:45Speaker 3: You hear about like the youngest person being a lawyer today.
- 0:49Speaker 2: Like a seventeen year old girl.
- 0:51Speaker 3: With China or some ship.
- 0:53Speaker 4: You're quick.
- 0:54Speaker 3: Yeah, her brother's the second youngest to become a fucking lawyer.
- 0:59Speaker 3: And I'm like, I would not want a seventeen year old.
- 1:02Speaker 4: Defending my case. No, thank you.
- 1:05Speaker 2: If you know the law, you know the law I know.
- 1:07Speaker 2: But like, it's very, very very hard to pass the
- 1:12Speaker 2: bar exam, so if she was able to pass it
- 1:16Speaker 2: and be appointed a lawyer, then she'd probably knows what
- 1:19Speaker 2: she's doing.
- 1:21Speaker 3: You can.
- 1:23Speaker 5: Take them.
- 1:24Speaker 4: She failed, but most people fail three times, so we'll
- 1:29Speaker 4: see if you can do it and keep it right up.
- 1:33Speaker 4: She'll be just not average for everybody. But if she
- 1:35Speaker 4: fails like ten times, and it'll be really funny. But
- 1:38Speaker 4: it ain't funny yet.
- 1:41Speaker 6: The club can't handle me right now?
- 1:53Speaker 4: You know how to make him stop and stare as
- 1:57Speaker 4: eye zone now to the club. Panny even handle.
- 2:00Speaker 3: Me right now?
- 2:06Speaker 4: To the club. Can't even handle.
- 2:08Speaker 5: Me right now, Oh my.
- 2:12Speaker 4: God, did you all see me on the the video
- 2:16Speaker 4: we posted on the John Jay and Richard a couple
- 2:18Speaker 4: weeks ago doing the Sam Smith trend pulling out the
- 2:21Speaker 4: big notes because.
- 2:23Speaker 6: You're oh, lad need.
- 2:28Speaker 4: But Arlie stay with me. Yeah, So anyway, Leonora is
- 2:34Speaker 4: here talk about when a room goes black. I forgot
- 2:40Speaker 4: what my metaphor was for my blackness in the room.
- 2:47Speaker 4: I was gonna say something mean, and I forgot what
- 2:50Speaker 4: my parents I was. I was trying to. I was
- 2:54Speaker 4: like vacuum abyss. You're like when the when you open
- 3:04Speaker 4: the dryer and you have to like clean out the
- 3:05Speaker 4: lint trap before you.
- 3:08Speaker 3: Excuse me, are you saying ashy? You're saying I'm dusty.
- 3:14Speaker 3: You're saying I'm some dusty, krusty dryer limbits.
- 3:17Speaker 4: We're both crusty and dusty and ashy. When we run
- 3:21Speaker 4: out of our Jorgans, it's jargins. Sorry, I'm just saying
- 3:26Speaker 4: we're out of We're out of a lot of stuff.
- 3:28Speaker 4: I need to go to the grocery Store's why I
- 3:29Speaker 4: was leading to. Yeah, but I said Jorgans.
- 3:33Speaker 3: I think instead of character's name or a brand of underwear,
- 3:40Speaker 3: it's one of the two.
- 3:42Speaker 4: Now all I can think about is Jorgan Fund strangle
- 3:44Speaker 4: from fairly exactly?
- 3:46Speaker 2: Do you do Arnold Schwartz and anger boys, Yeah, it's.
- 3:55Speaker 5: You are pro good doub rules.
- 3:56Speaker 3: No, I can't. I can't beat that. My dad.
- 4:01Speaker 4: The chopper, I was the governor of California.
- 4:10Speaker 5: Well it hurts, Oh, it hurts so bad.
- 4:14Speaker 4: So this year, the the newest buzz around this time
- 4:22Speaker 4: of year is not the red cup at Starbucks, but
- 4:24Speaker 4: the glass bear cup, the berrystick cup.
- 4:28Speaker 3: Okay, so so I had no idea about this whole
- 4:33Speaker 3: like glass bear craze, but I did see two of
- 4:38Speaker 3: my students had the same cup and they looked like
- 4:42Speaker 3: if you took like a honey jar, like a bear
- 4:43Speaker 3: honey jar, and just put like a straw in it.
- 4:46Speaker 3: And I'm like, is this it? That's what I thought
- 4:49Speaker 3: it was. And I'm like, is that just the newes?
- 4:53Speaker 4: Well, no, it's forever. It's like adults are.
- 4:55Speaker 3: No, I didn't know there was like an adult version.
- 4:58Speaker 3: I thought it. I was like, why is everyone wanting
- 5:00Speaker 3: to get these little stupid cups?
- 5:02Speaker 4: Like, so are you telling me that people all over
- 5:06Speaker 4: the country weren't able to get their hands on one?
- 5:08Speaker 4: But some parents were able to get ones and they're
- 5:10Speaker 4: just giving them to their kids.
- 5:11Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, I didn't know the Starbucks made
- 5:15Speaker 3: it a big thing. I thought it was just like
- 5:18Speaker 3: it just became popular, like how like hydro flasks and
- 5:24Speaker 3: Stanley's and just I thought it was that. But I've
- 5:28Speaker 3: been so broke I haven't been able to go Starbucks.
- 5:30Speaker 4: So they sold out the first day?
- 5:32Speaker 3: Oh yeah, how big is it? Is it like this
- 5:37Speaker 3: eventye size? Or is it like the size of like
- 5:39Speaker 3: a honeybeer?
- 5:40Speaker 4: Wait, so your kids do have one or don't have one?
- 5:43Speaker 3: Well? I thought it was yes, they do, but it's
- 5:47Speaker 3: not the Starbucks one. It just looks like a honeybear
- 5:51Speaker 3: with a straw I put in like the top.
- 5:54Speaker 4: I feel like that's the parents coping with not being
- 5:56Speaker 4: able to get one, because a lot of people just
- 5:58Speaker 4: they say fuck it and they go. They get the honeybear,
- 6:01Speaker 4: empty out the honey and just stick a straw, and
- 6:04Speaker 4: they're like living through their kids. So they're like, here
- 6:06Speaker 4: you go.
- 6:07Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's like she can't. They're squishy too, like he's.
- 6:10Speaker 4: Gonna go cry in her car. Well, the real ones
- 6:12Speaker 4: are glass, yeah, and they're cool. I want one but
- 6:15Speaker 4: not enough to stand in line overnight.
- 6:17Speaker 3: I feel like you could find something cooler at the
- 6:19Speaker 3: thirst store if like, are you guys really gonna drink
- 6:22Speaker 3: out of it? Are you gonna put? Like?
- 6:23Speaker 4: Well, yeah, the real one's big. I don't know if
- 6:26Speaker 4: it's VENTI big, but like it looks it looks good.
- 6:31Speaker 4: At first I thought it looked cheesy, but then I
- 6:32Speaker 4: saw one on TikTok, like actually like someone holding in
- 6:35Speaker 4: and I'm like, oh, okay, this is practical.
- 6:36Speaker 3: I then guy saw the green one, and I'm like, but.
- 6:40Speaker 4: So, here's the thing. Kyle went to six different Starbucks
- 6:42Speaker 4: in the East Valley looking for one the day they
- 6:44Speaker 4: came out early before the show started, and then she
- 6:48Speaker 4: wasn't able to find one. Jogi tried. I think if
- 6:52Speaker 4: there's if they're only selling out because they're a trend,
- 6:55Speaker 4: then you gotta go somewhere where trends don't happen. My
- 6:57Speaker 4: first thought was Sun City.
- 7:01Speaker 3: That's so true.
- 7:02Speaker 4: I don't think the old people know what the hell
- 7:04Speaker 4: that cup is.
- 7:05Speaker 3: So like, it's just a novelty.
- 7:08Speaker 4: You want a hard candy, you want a butterscotch dish.
- 7:15Speaker 3: You want my smoker's ash tray. I put my mama's
- 7:19Speaker 3: ashes in it.
- 7:19Speaker 4: I'm just ashy. Is you cash?
- 7:22Speaker 3: She dad seventy years ago? There's some old ash ash.
- 7:30Speaker 4: So what I'm thinking is this week. I know it's
- 7:34Speaker 4: been like a week or two since these have dropped,
- 7:36Speaker 4: and they're probably still that nationwide, but I still feel
- 7:38Speaker 4: like there's a possibility, a slim chance, a slim picking,
- 7:41Speaker 4: if you will, Sabrina Carpenter, that there is a couple
- 7:45Speaker 4: of these floating around in sun City because.
- 7:49Speaker 3: Someone goes to Yuma.
- 7:50Speaker 4: You want to drive to Yuma.
- 7:52Speaker 3: No, I'm not getting in the cup, but I.
- 7:54Speaker 4: Think I could walk into like Bashes or something that's true,
- 7:58Speaker 4: and maybe they'll have it at the Starbucks in side
- 8:00Speaker 4: there because the hell goes in there. Yeah, yeah, Arizona thing.
- 8:05Speaker 4: If you know, you know I love Bashes too. They're
- 8:09Speaker 4: closing all over the place. The one by us is
- 8:10Speaker 4: like the only one I know of that's left. I
- 8:13Speaker 4: know there's a couple more, but isn't that sad?
- 8:15Speaker 3: Yeah? I love Safeway and Albertson's.
- 8:18Speaker 4: So if you just something surpasses them, well, it surpasses who.
- 8:25Speaker 3: Fries, Like, I know, Fries is like the big one now,
- 8:27Speaker 3: but they've become like too corporate. You know how we've
- 8:33Speaker 3: said we we don't like the big ones. I miss
- 8:35Speaker 3: the vibe of like regular grocery stores where you just
- 8:38Speaker 3: go in to get food.
- 8:41Speaker 4: It's too much. You go to an old fries it's
- 8:44Speaker 4: so great, such a vibe any any old groger, but
- 8:47Speaker 4: you go into it. You go into these new ones
- 8:49Speaker 4: they build with the solar panel park.
- 8:51Speaker 3: God, I know what is this if they're stressful to
- 8:56Speaker 3: be in. It's like disney Land, but for I don't know,
- 9:01Speaker 3: vegetable nightmares. I don't know.
- 9:02Speaker 4: Well, I remember when that one, the one by our
- 9:05Speaker 4: high school, opened up when we were in high school,
- 9:08Speaker 4: and it was brand new. It was the biggest one
- 9:09Speaker 4: in the state at the time. And I walked in
- 9:12Speaker 4: and I was trying to figure ou where everything was at,
- 9:13Speaker 4: and I was looking for I was looking for honey coincidentally,
- 9:17Speaker 4: and I turned to this lady and I was like, Hey,
- 9:19Speaker 4: can can you appoint me to where which the honey
- 9:22Speaker 4: is in? Like is it over here? And she was like, sir,
- 9:25Speaker 4: you're in Murray's Cheese Shop. And I was like, what
- 9:30Speaker 4: it's like, this is Murray's Cheese Shop. It's a part
- 9:33Speaker 4: of the store where we just sell cheese. And I
- 9:36Speaker 4: was like, well, am I not in fries And she's like,
- 9:38Speaker 4: you're in fries, but this is Murray's Chee Shop. I
- 9:40Speaker 4: can only help you with Murray'scheese Shop related things. And
- 9:44Speaker 4: I was like, so, do you work for the store though,
- 9:46Speaker 4: She's like yes, but that was not her department. So
- 9:49Speaker 4: I literally had to like get out of the cheese
- 9:51Speaker 4: area before I could ask somebody for help. And I
- 9:53Speaker 4: was like, this store's doing too much.
- 9:55Speaker 3: That kind of happened with me at Walmart the other day,
- 9:57Speaker 3: but it was so much more simpler than that. Like
- 9:59Speaker 3: I was walking down the aisle those girls putting books
- 10:01Speaker 3: on the shelf and I'm like, excuse me, do you
- 10:03Speaker 3: work here? She's like yeah, but I'm just a vendor.
- 10:07Speaker 4: So now, when did you go to Walmart?
- 10:12Speaker 3: What was I kidding? Oh? It was when I was
- 10:15Speaker 3: getting the pieces for my Megan costume.
- 10:18Speaker 4: Oh okay. I was like, did I go to Walmart?
- 10:20Speaker 5: Not?
- 10:20Speaker 3: No? Yeah, I know, like, yeah, it was so stressful
- 10:26Speaker 3: for no reason.
- 10:29Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, but even the Walmarts are changing, Like
- 10:34Speaker 4: it's keep moving. They keep moving stuff around for no reason.
- 10:38Speaker 4: I don't know why. I stopped myself. I could have said, ship, yeah,
- 10:40Speaker 4: I know, this is my radio. There was one time
- 10:46Speaker 4: I was on the radio telling a story live and
- 10:48Speaker 4: I was like.
- 10:50Speaker 3: Show show another my babysitter and like never Rich had.
- 10:57Speaker 4: His hand over the cuss button like ready to hit it,
- 10:59Speaker 4: and like I, I caught myself And so I saved
- 11:01Speaker 4: myself just some time. And Johnny was like, you almost
- 11:03Speaker 4: did it.
- 11:04Speaker 3: I was like, my my babysitter, if she like stubbed
- 11:09Speaker 3: her toe or something happened, she goes shit talky mushrooms.
- 11:16Speaker 4: But yeah, I was in Walmart where they usually have
- 11:19Speaker 4: like the shampoo and all that like personal care stuff,
- 11:24Speaker 4: which has been the same at the WAM where I
- 11:26Speaker 4: go to since I was like seven.
- 11:29Speaker 3: No, no, it's in the middle.
- 11:31Speaker 4: Now body watchers in the same spot, but shampoo's all
- 11:34Speaker 4: the way over there in the middle. And I had
- 11:36Speaker 4: a hell of a time last night I was in there.
- 11:38Speaker 3: Well, were you looking at women's or men's shampoo?
- 11:40Speaker 4: It doesn't matter. They all moved them all and it
- 11:43Speaker 4: was women's.
- 11:45Speaker 3: Like the smell I watered my down dove.
- 11:47Speaker 4: It's dove. It makes my hair soft. But no, seriously,
- 11:50Speaker 4: like I I'm looking at all the soaps. I'm looking
- 11:55Speaker 4: at all the deodorants, and I go to the next
- 11:56Speaker 4: dile and its makeup, and I go to the next
- 11:58Speaker 4: dial and it's like Christmas stuff, and I'm like, what
- 12:01Speaker 4: is going on? So I literally asked themone and they're like, oh,
- 12:03Speaker 4: that's in the middle now, and I was like what.
- 12:05Speaker 4: So it's like if you're there to buy shampoo and
- 12:07Speaker 4: body wash, like I feel like different parts of your
- 12:11Speaker 4: trip there.
- 12:12Speaker 3: Target try to do it first with the Ulta thing,
- 12:15Speaker 3: but that's a whole different store. Like Ulta employees, like
- 12:20Speaker 3: I think sometimes go there to like cover shifts and stuff.
- 12:22Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 12:23Speaker 4: I don't say that's weird. That's weird because it's like
- 12:26Speaker 4: when it's like when they have the Starbucks inside the
- 12:28Speaker 4: grocery stores and it's just like a grocery store, or
- 12:30Speaker 4: like when you check out and instead of the.
- 12:32Speaker 3: Starbucks, Cole's always had Sephora.
- 12:35Speaker 4: Well they're like they've like merged now. I think Coles
- 12:37Speaker 4: owned Sephora because they put Seor's logo on the front door.
- 12:41Speaker 4: I'm not sure how that works.
- 12:42Speaker 3: But probably because like I don't know, I feel like
- 12:47Speaker 3: Sephora was like really going down the gutter after makeup
- 12:50Speaker 3: YouTube makeup community, you know, literally like exploded, and we
- 12:55Speaker 3: all know when that happened, the whole like James Charles,
- 13:01Speaker 3: Jane Dawson, TA to you Westbrook. I felt like everything
- 13:04Speaker 3: just lancelid and like something something happened with makeup and
- 13:11Speaker 3: I'm like really sad about it, and now it's only like.
- 13:14Speaker 4: A lot of trauma there. Yeah, and then on top
- 13:16Speaker 4: of it, we lost Jena Marbles all in.
- 13:18Speaker 3: Oh no, this twenty twenty man speaking.
- 13:21Speaker 5: Twenty, this whole decade's been something else.
- 13:27Speaker 3: Yeah, But I mean the twenty twenties, I mean, I
- 13:29Speaker 3: mean the twenties one hundred years ago was also insane.
- 13:33Speaker 3: So I feel like history is just repeating itself.
- 13:37Speaker 4: Well, in the nineteen twenties, they didn't have her Shee's
- 13:41Speaker 4: kisses Cherry Cordial.
- 13:43Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 13:45Speaker 4: Just the whole reason I brought up Walmart because I saw, oh.
- 13:50Speaker 3: What's her name on I think it's like Susie Susie Cue. Anyway,
- 14:00Speaker 3: I had to like dig for those cherry cordials. Like
- 14:03Speaker 3: we were in the like holiday we were in the
- 14:06Speaker 3: holiday section of like the candy and all the stuff
- 14:10Speaker 3: at Fries. Was it fries. Yeah, and so it's like, okay,
- 14:18Speaker 3: here's like hot cocoa and the mint one. I'm like
- 14:21Speaker 3: where the cherry cordials got to be somewhere? I had
- 14:23Speaker 3: to like open not open boxes, but like go underneath
- 14:28Speaker 3: some of the display boxes, and there was one sitting
- 14:30Speaker 3: on just one and I'm like, got it. Someone was
- 14:32Speaker 3: hiding this, like I don't know if like an employee
- 14:34Speaker 3: was and they were waiting to buy it after their shift.
- 14:37Speaker 3: So I'm sorry if that was you, but I found
- 14:41Speaker 3: it first.
- 14:41Speaker 7: So Susie the FOODI s o o Z not s
- 14:47Speaker 7: u Z that you won't be able to find it
- 14:49Speaker 7: unless you know it's s O o Z s o Z.
- 14:52Speaker 4: I E the foody.
- 14:54Speaker 3: It's like tooky, but with the Z.
- 14:56Speaker 4: Yeah. She goes to all the different grocery stores and
- 15:01Speaker 4: she points out whatever the new products are, the seasonal
- 15:05Speaker 4: products are. Like almost daily she posts like seventy five pictures,
- 15:09Speaker 4: Like she'll have a Facebook post or Twitter post with
- 15:12Speaker 4: seventy five pictures of every new thing she's found. She
- 15:15Speaker 4: is single handingly keeping the junk food nerds like up
- 15:20Speaker 4: to date, right, and so I get her posts very
- 15:24Speaker 4: often of oh look they have a vanilla in mint tombs.
- 15:28Speaker 4: Thank you, see.
- 15:29Speaker 5: Foodie interesting, it's for the holidays. So she did a
- 15:34Speaker 5: Walmart post with all the new stuff at Walmart for
- 15:36Speaker 5: the holidays, and that is when she posted the Kisses
- 15:40Speaker 5: Cherry Cordial and so we found the singular bag of
- 15:43Speaker 5: fries when we're so happy because I was going to
- 15:45Speaker 5: start tracking these down. Literally her she's kisses with cherry
- 15:50Speaker 5: goop in the middle.
- 15:52Speaker 3: I think there's like a skin something in the middle too. Skin, yeah,
- 15:56Speaker 3: because it's supposed to be kind of like a cherry
- 15:58Speaker 3: because when I was when I was eating them.
- 16:01Speaker 4: Last night in bed, I freaking knew it.
- 16:08Speaker 3: Like so I kind of like pinch off the top
- 16:10Speaker 3: because that's just like chocolate, right, and like you can
- 16:13Speaker 3: almost like suck suck it out, or you could like
- 16:17Speaker 3: wait till it melts and just breaks down. But there is,
- 16:20Speaker 3: like I think there's something else in there. I don't know.
- 16:24Speaker 3: It could just be like I don't know, if it's
- 16:27Speaker 3: like a film between the goop and the chocolate. I
- 16:31Speaker 3: don't know. But they're so good. They're not as good
- 16:36Speaker 3: as like skin.
- 16:37Speaker 4: That's a new one. Yeah, watch one episode of ed
- 16:40Speaker 4: Gene and suddenly an expert on skin.
- 16:45Speaker 3: Oh that's supposed to be the highlight. I'm like, what's
- 16:47Speaker 3: that in the picture. Maybe you need to try one right.
- 16:50Speaker 4: Now, okay, and go get one. I would tell you
- 16:54Speaker 4: to go get one, but you probably only have like
- 16:55Speaker 4: two left.
- 16:55Speaker 3: That is not true. I only had two last night.
- 17:00Speaker 3: Speaking of Facebook, I thought this was hilarious. But this
- 17:05Speaker 3: is just me and my family kind of thing. But
- 17:07Speaker 3: my sister got engaged yesterday and we're also happy for her.
- 17:13Speaker 3: And my dad was like the first one to ask
- 17:15Speaker 3: her and like he's like, oh my god, can we
- 17:17Speaker 3: like tell the world, And so she makes a post,
- 17:22Speaker 3: But the first post he makes today is happy two
- 17:26Speaker 3: hundred and fiftieth birthday Marines. Yeah, and I'm like, you're
- 17:32Speaker 3: gonna like I get that. I get that. They're a
- 17:34Speaker 3: big part of your life, like huge, huge part of
- 17:38Speaker 3: your life. But your daughter your your first daughter, just
- 17:43Speaker 3: not your first daughter. I'm his first daughter. But the
- 17:46Speaker 3: first daughter who got engaged just got engaged.
- 17:49Speaker 4: So do you think that would be prioritized that I
- 17:55Speaker 4: don't know.
- 17:57Speaker 3: He posts a.
- 17:57Speaker 4: Lot okay into the I'm biting down the middle, which
- 18:02Speaker 4: I know is very inconvenient, or I can.
- 18:07Speaker 3: Try to just link. Okay, there's like a thicker layer
- 18:15Speaker 3: of chocolate on the bottom, but you froze yours, yeah, mine.
- 18:21Speaker 4: Or worm so it looks like yeah, and it's pink
- 18:27Speaker 4: one frozen red when not, that's interesting. We have the cherry.
- 18:32Speaker 4: It's like a thick milky well no, not milky, because
- 18:36Speaker 4: then it would be kind of liquidy. It's it's like
- 18:38Speaker 4: a gel even when it was warm.
- 18:41Speaker 3: Doesn't think the skin I'm thinking of is just an
- 18:44Speaker 3: extra slab of chocolate on the bottom.
- 18:47Speaker 4: Those are pretty good.
- 18:51Speaker 3: And then we also went to Fries to get the
- 18:55Speaker 3: holiday cream vanilla Coca Cola. I love how vanilla is
- 19:00Speaker 3: just becoming like a holiday scent. I've loved vanilla anything.
- 19:04Speaker 4: Well, what I really want to find, They don't make
- 19:08Speaker 4: no chocolate company has made this that I can find
- 19:11Speaker 4: since I was a kid. But in the fifth grade,
- 19:15Speaker 4: Hershey's came out with I forgot exactly what they are called,
- 19:21Speaker 4: not drops, because they still sell drops, but it was
- 19:23Speaker 4: like the same time that drops came out, and it
- 19:26Speaker 4: was like Hershey's chocolate filled cream filled chocolate like variety bag.
- 19:32Speaker 4: There were three flavors. One was like caramel something, one
- 19:36Speaker 4: was fudge, the third one was vanilla, and it had
- 19:38Speaker 4: a liquid vanilla center.
- 19:41Speaker 3: I think I remember that those were so good.
- 19:44Speaker 4: I bought them every every week for like a year,
- 19:46Speaker 4: and then they discontinued them. And to this day, you
- 19:50Speaker 4: can find cherry filled chocolate, you can find orange filled chocolate,
- 19:53Speaker 4: you can find in between, but you can't find just
- 19:56Speaker 4: like a liquid vanilla core. It doesn't exist. I've tried.
- 19:59Speaker 4: You can do truffles that have like a vanilla center,
- 20:03Speaker 4: but they're like vanilla. It's like white chocolate.
- 20:05Speaker 3: I feel like the closest you're gonna find is the
- 20:09Speaker 3: the kisses Hot Cocoa one. It's I think it's supposed
- 20:14Speaker 3: to be marshmallow, but I'm not.
- 20:17Speaker 4: Hershey's Simple Pleasures, That's what it was. Hershey's Simple Pleasures.
- 20:22Speaker 3: Oh the York looking things.
- 20:24Speaker 4: Looks like York peppermint patties.
- 20:25Speaker 5: They were available in twenty twelve. They had a Simple
- 20:29Speaker 5: Pleasures in the middle.
- 20:30Speaker 4: They were so good.
- 20:33Speaker 5: I literally cried.
- 20:34Speaker 4: I cried dead when those got discontinued because that was
- 20:38Speaker 4: the best chocolate.
- 20:39Speaker 3: People just probably thought you liked York peppermint patties and
- 20:41Speaker 3: they got you that, and I'm like, I don't want
- 20:44Speaker 3: this though. Give them to my mom.
- 20:46Speaker 4: Give them a winter fret.
- 20:47Speaker 3: She likes pit. It's cold, like her soul wasn't there.
- 20:53Speaker 4: Let's see if AI can tell us why they've been
- 20:55Speaker 4: discontin I'm not trying.
- 20:57Speaker 3: To bringing a clinker into this.
- 21:00Speaker 4: Get out of here. Yeah, Clanker Simple Pleasures line was
- 21:04Speaker 4: launched in June twenty twelve. June twenty twelve, okay, yeah,
- 21:12Speaker 4: actually that sounds all right. I'm gonna say it was
- 21:14Speaker 4: in the fifth grade the second half of that year.
- 21:17Speaker 4: Okaym No, AI was not helpful. AI literally says well.
- 21:25Speaker 4: Some online groceries or third party sellers may occasionally list
- 21:28Speaker 4: the product as in stock. It is no longer actively
- 21:30Speaker 4: produced by the Heirsty company. Yes, it's no longer produced,
- 21:32Speaker 4: but it's never in stock. It hasn't been in stock
- 21:34Speaker 4: since twenty thirteen. That's just AI trying to like make
- 21:37Speaker 4: shit up. I hate when it does that.
- 21:39Speaker 3: Yeah, and the ones they probably do have now ur
- 21:43Speaker 3: probably expired.
- 21:44Speaker 4: Wouldn't that be funny if they was on eBay?
- 21:48Speaker 3: We needed to do like those Google deep dives like
- 21:51Speaker 3: Jenna dim her channel. That was so funny.
- 21:53Speaker 4: Oh my god.
- 21:53Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 21:54Speaker 4: Remember when market plier used to do that Google game.
- 21:57Speaker 3: Like the dinosaur one, or you'd just like jump over
- 22:01Speaker 3: the thing when you had a WIFEI.
- 22:03Speaker 4: No Google feud. These were so funny. If you are
- 22:08Speaker 4: a market plier fan, go Flan. If you're a market
- 22:11Speaker 4: plyer fan, go watch his Google feud videos from like
- 22:14Speaker 4: twenty sixteen.
- 22:15Speaker 3: He got married this year, ah, or it was either
- 22:19Speaker 3: this year or last year, but like it was recently. Oh,
- 22:23Speaker 3: just everyone's getting engaged.
- 22:25Speaker 4: Everybody's getting engaged. It's the time of year. Love is love.
- 22:29Speaker 3: I have I have a funny story too. Yes, So
- 22:34Speaker 3: when my parents kind of knew when my sister's fiance
- 22:39Speaker 3: was going to ask them for their blessing, my mom
- 22:43Speaker 3: called me beforehand and she was like hi, And this
- 22:49Speaker 3: was right after I broke up with like this with
- 22:52Speaker 3: a boyfriend I was like with for like.
- 22:54Speaker 4: A month with Steven Stephen.
- 22:56Speaker 3: We might have mentioned him and might have yeah and
- 23:00Speaker 3: second date update did not happen. Well, we did go
- 23:06Speaker 3: on a second date, but it kind of had the
- 23:07Speaker 3: same outcome as the first one anyway. So this was like, yeah,
- 23:13Speaker 3: like right after I broke up with him, and she
- 23:18Speaker 3: she calls me and she's like, hey, so I have
- 23:21Speaker 3: your great grandmother's ring, you know, the great grandmother you're
- 23:25Speaker 3: named after. And I just want to know if it's
- 23:30Speaker 3: okay if I give this to Andrew, my sister's fiance,
- 23:39Speaker 3: you know, for him to like propose to her with it.
- 23:42Speaker 3: She's like, it's yellow gold, and you don't usually wear yellow,
- 23:45Speaker 3: So like that's girl logic right there. And I was like,
- 23:51Speaker 3: I mean, I'm not gonna use it anytime soon, obviously,
- 23:54Speaker 3: so and Amelia is way more into like the family
- 23:58Speaker 3: traditions and stuff like that. Like I know at her wedding,
- 24:02Speaker 3: she's gonna do like something new, something new, something oh
- 24:05Speaker 3: something blue redfish too fish, bluefish and so. Yeah, but
- 24:12Speaker 3: he didn't. He didn't propose to her with that ring.
- 24:15Speaker 3: And I was kind of salty about that. But they
- 24:19Speaker 3: already looked up fucking wedding venues. I'm sorry, Like she
- 24:22Speaker 3: knew it was coming. I'm sorry she.
- 24:25Speaker 4: Was playing the wedding before it even happened. I know
- 24:28Speaker 4: does that.
- 24:30Speaker 3: I love my sister to death, but she can overplan
- 24:32Speaker 3: things sometimes and she wants me to be the like
- 24:34Speaker 3: made of honor.
- 24:35Speaker 4: She basically gave Andrew like a time frame on the
- 24:39Speaker 4: calendar to that she would be okay with him proposing.
- 24:41Speaker 3: A time frame, Yeah.
- 24:43Speaker 4: Based on when she wants to get married, Like she's
- 24:46Speaker 4: gonna be a total bridezilla.
- 24:50Speaker 3: You're so right.
- 24:51Speaker 4: The next year we're about walking on eggshells around that girl.
- 24:56Speaker 4: I know what is this? And I'll be like, oh
- 24:59Speaker 4: that was that was the white tablecloth you asked for.
- 25:02Speaker 4: This is cream, This its eggshell.
- 25:08Speaker 3: I'm sorry, don't And she said, She's like, I'm gonna
- 25:12Speaker 3: have everything DIY homemade. Like I'm like, sure, we'll see.
- 25:18Speaker 3: Really yeah, I think she.
- 25:21Speaker 4: To save costs. Yeah, see, I don't want that. I
- 25:25Speaker 4: want my wedding. I don't want to force my wedding
- 25:28Speaker 4: to be done at a certain time because I want
- 25:29Speaker 4: to be able to afford.
- 25:32Speaker 3: The day I want our wedding.
- 25:34Speaker 4: We all have high expectations. Amelia clearly has your joking.
- 25:38Speaker 4: What would you say, I.
- 25:39Speaker 3: Said, our wedding, our lavender wedding.
- 25:41Speaker 4: Lavender wedding. I just I don't think like cutting costs
- 25:46Speaker 4: or like getting a sponsor, or, like trying.
- 25:50Speaker 3: To a sponsor do that, or rich.
- 25:54Speaker 4: I'm sure they all have, but I'm saying like I
- 25:58Speaker 4: wouldn't want to do I wouldn't want to like I
- 26:01Speaker 4: want to find the best possible people to hire, not
- 26:06Speaker 4: because we're working together or not because there's an opportunity there.
- 26:10Speaker 3: Like like you just want yours to be like a smooth,
- 26:14Speaker 3: easy piece as like, don't give me a fixer upper wedding.
- 26:17Speaker 3: I don't want to do it myself.
- 26:19Speaker 4: Ye plans and I don't want a backyard wedding mm hmm.
- 26:23Speaker 4: And I feel like Amelia might be like, oh, I
- 26:28Speaker 4: can't afford that venue. So we're gonna do Like.
- 26:33Speaker 3: We're gonna do home cooked food.
- 26:35Speaker 4: Everyone everybody has to bring a side dish. I'm like,
- 26:38Speaker 4: that's your wedding day. Like if there's a sign up
- 26:42Speaker 4: sheet and we have to bring freaking macaroni salad to
- 26:45Speaker 4: the wedding, like it's crazy. I mean, and I'll don't work,
- 26:49Speaker 4: don't like I'll be there either way, like to support,
- 26:53Speaker 4: Like I'm not gonna judge your wedding.
- 26:56Speaker 3: We're bashing on all weddings, Amelia.
- 26:58Speaker 4: But like it's just interesting. It's interesting watching two nineteen
- 27:05Speaker 4: year olds like plan this out and the way that
- 27:10Speaker 4: they from the rose colored lenses that they see their
- 27:13Speaker 4: life because they haven't hit the same hardscapes that we've
- 27:17Speaker 4: hit in our twenties. We're becoming a little more realistic
- 27:20Speaker 4: adults as we continue h our frontal lobes are developing.
- 27:24Speaker 4: Theirs is not I love them to death. There's just
- 27:28Speaker 4: gonna be a little bit of a learning curve. So
- 27:31Speaker 4: either I just have to keep my mouth shut, and
- 27:33Speaker 4: I think that's yeah. But because she's so stubborn, she's
- 27:40Speaker 4: going to be set on what she wants and I'm
- 27:41Speaker 4: sure it'll be a great day. And nonetheless, like it's
- 27:43Speaker 4: not me bashing on her, but it is. It is
- 27:48Speaker 4: funny to watch in the background until it's my own.
- 27:51Speaker 4: When it's my wedding, stay away from me. I'll be Bridezilla,
- 27:54Speaker 4: be Groomzilla.
- 27:56Speaker 3: So I did talk to my sister yesterday and I
- 27:59Speaker 3: was like, I noticed you didn't use Grandma Ellie's ring,
- 28:03Speaker 3: and that's what we always call her, great Grandma Eleanor.
- 28:05Speaker 3: And when my mom told me, she told me that
- 28:10Speaker 3: when she was thinking of like a name for me,
- 28:12Speaker 3: she was either going to go with Aurora or Lenora,
- 28:16Speaker 3: and my great grandma Eleanor this is her grandmother, said
- 28:20Speaker 3: oh yeah, that was actually my name back in Romania
- 28:24Speaker 3: was Leonora. But when I came here, they said it
- 28:27Speaker 3: was too complicated, so they switched some letters around.
- 28:32Speaker 5: That's terrible.
- 28:34Speaker 3: So yeah, and my mom, she had never the name before.
- 28:38Speaker 3: I have no idea.
- 28:41Speaker 4: She was well.
- 28:42Speaker 3: I mean there was a big baby book of names.
- 28:44Speaker 3: I was always passed around my family, like it's like
- 28:46Speaker 3: a dictionary, but with baby names, and like then they
- 28:53Speaker 3: and then they just picked the most basic names, like anyway,
- 28:57Speaker 3: it was either between Aurora or or Lenora. And usually
- 29:03Speaker 3: my my version and my name is spelled l e
- 29:06Speaker 3: A n O r a. But she was like just
- 29:09Speaker 3: l E n O r a, which still confuses people.
- 29:12Speaker 3: People still say are wrong. It's literally it's not that
- 29:16Speaker 3: hard to say. It's link spelled out for you. But
- 29:20Speaker 3: I've been called Loretta Rexa, Leonora keen Wa. No, that
- 29:26Speaker 3: was no lean Wa lean Wa from your Alexa. No,
- 29:31Speaker 3: I don't want to turn her own. She's always listening Alexa.
- 29:38Speaker 4: My name was going to be nick Ethan. What else
- 29:46Speaker 4: was there? I think like Tyler Kyler. No, it was
- 29:52Speaker 4: my dad. I think that like to Tyler and my
- 29:53Speaker 4: almost like Tyler and every Tyler I went to school with,
- 29:57Speaker 4: woud up being like evil. So glad that didn't happen.
- 30:01Speaker 3: I know, like Tyler Woods Wait Tiger would.
- 30:10Speaker 4: But if I was a girl, I was supposed to
- 30:13Speaker 4: be Zoe or was that Zach was Zach Spo? My
- 30:17Speaker 4: brother was my brother supposed to be Zolle.
- 30:19Speaker 3: It would be so cute. I could see you as
- 30:21Speaker 3: a Zoe.
- 30:22Speaker 4: I think it was supposed to be Zoe. It would
- 30:24Speaker 4: be so mad if I got that wrong.
- 30:25Speaker 3: If I was a boy, if me or Chrissy were boys,
- 30:29Speaker 3: then we would have been named Kellen.
- 30:33Speaker 4: Oh.
- 30:33Speaker 3: No, yeah, And I thought it was so lame until
- 30:36Speaker 3: I started listening to emo music and the singer of
- 30:39Speaker 3: Sleeping with Sirens.
- 30:40Speaker 4: Is name Kellen Quinn And that's a boy name.
- 30:43Speaker 3: Yeah, but he sounds like a woman.
- 30:45Speaker 4: That's interesting because we.
- 30:47Speaker 3: Have it sounds like Helen but with a k.
- 30:50Speaker 4: We have like a radio research person that like comes
- 30:53Speaker 4: by once a year to the radio station. They do
- 30:56Speaker 4: like a bunch of surveys and research and stuff. And
- 31:00Speaker 4: the guy travels like with an assistant or like with
- 31:02Speaker 4: a senior director. I don't know. I'm not sure what
- 31:05Speaker 4: her job is. But her name is Kellen Oh, and
- 31:08Speaker 4: it's a girl, and I think it sounds good for her.
- 31:12Speaker 4: But if that's a boy name, now I'm even more
- 31:14Speaker 4: thrown off. Yeah, but shout out to you, Kellen, see
- 31:17Speaker 4: you next year. For our annual meeting. She shows up
- 31:22Speaker 4: to the station, she opens up her laptop, starts pulling
- 31:24Speaker 4: up all of her information or whatever, and she always
- 31:25Speaker 4: has her calendar open and so I can just read
- 31:28Speaker 4: her whole month. So I'm always just like I always
- 31:31Speaker 4: get a little glimpse into the life of Kellen'll be
- 31:33Speaker 4: like she'll have like it'll say like today meet with
- 31:35Speaker 4: John Jay and Rich and then it'll be like Thursday,
- 31:38Speaker 4: Orthodontis appointments for Adeline at one pm.
- 31:40Speaker 3: Oh my god.
- 31:41Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh, you're busy on Thursday, Han Kellen
- 31:45Speaker 4: taking a day off work. Huh, gotta leave early. And
- 31:49Speaker 4: she like flies all over the country to do all
- 31:51Speaker 4: these meetings with all the different shows. So it's like,
- 31:54Speaker 4: I'm like, how do you keep track of like when
- 31:56Speaker 4: you're her home's like in Ohio or something, I'm.
- 31:58Speaker 3: Like, how do you keep track of all this calendar?
- 32:01Speaker 4: Literally local calendar?
- 32:04Speaker 3: Yeah, But for a Milia, my parents were trying to
- 32:09Speaker 3: have a boy with her, and she was like a
- 32:13Speaker 3: tomboy for like the longest time. And then senior year
- 32:18Speaker 3: came and like she got a boyfriend and chadwife, no offense,
- 32:24Speaker 3: Samelia love you to death. But she still has her
- 32:28Speaker 3: personality quirks though. She has this whole like military sergeant
- 32:35Speaker 3: side to her, like the whole thing. She has a
- 32:38Speaker 3: whole backstory. If you thought I had a backstory, my
- 32:41Speaker 3: younger sister has a big one. Where was I going?
- 32:46Speaker 4: But yeah, you would have never guessed, like five years
- 32:47Speaker 4: ago that she would own more dresses than Yeah, I know,
- 32:53Speaker 4: and they're all so beautiful sun dresses. And I'm like, Amelia, like,
- 32:58Speaker 4: I've known your sister Leonora's since high school and you
- 33:01Speaker 4: were like tomboy, tomboy, what changed?
- 33:05Speaker 3: No? Literally, She's like, I think I just feel more
- 33:07Speaker 3: free and happy.
- 33:10Speaker 4: Well that's good.
- 33:13Speaker 3: My dad is named Joel, my favorite character in the
- 33:17Speaker 3: Last of Us I know, right, So they were gonna
- 33:22Speaker 3: go with Joel Junior, you call him jj Oh. So
- 33:28Speaker 3: glad they ended up having a girl. But Emelia, I'm like,
- 33:31Speaker 3: oh my god, I hear that name everywhere, but it's
- 33:34Speaker 3: like all different versions and spellings of it. But the
- 33:38Speaker 3: funniest part I felt was when I saw Megan two
- 33:43Speaker 3: and the artificial military intelligent something robot was like an
- 33:48Speaker 3: acronym for Amilia spent spelt the same way.
- 33:51Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was like artificial military engagement. Yeah, got
- 33:58Speaker 4: engagement something something a device or something like that. Yeah,
- 34:04Speaker 4: Joeld I don't know. Yeah, John Jacob Joel Junior Schmidt.
- 34:16Speaker 4: My name was your name too. That's what I would
- 34:20Speaker 4: have That's why I would have bullied your brother in
- 34:23Speaker 4: elementary school.
- 34:26Speaker 3: What if I had two brothers?
- 34:28Speaker 4: Bully anybody in elementary school.
- 34:29Speaker 3: Actually exactly the same.
- 34:33Speaker 4: It was not bad. Your ears would sound traumatic like yours.
- 34:36Speaker 4: You sound like you really like through the ring. I
- 34:39Speaker 4: didn't really have any most of the time. If I
- 34:42Speaker 4: caught onto, then I knew how to like steer into
- 34:45Speaker 4: the skid and make it make the narrative change so
- 34:49Speaker 4: that I could be the funny one I did. I
- 34:52Speaker 4: did okay for the most part. Second grade I had
- 34:55Speaker 4: like a true bully, but other than that, I never
- 34:58Speaker 4: really did.
- 35:00Speaker 3: I tried to be funny. Well, I don't know I
- 35:03Speaker 3: was funny, but you know, I'm funny and kind of
- 35:05Speaker 3: like my own way. Yeah, And it was only like
- 35:11Speaker 3: because I was at the same elementary school from kindergarten
- 35:14Speaker 3: to half of seventh grade. So like everyone knew who
- 35:17Speaker 3: I was. I was like always like the loud girl
- 35:20Speaker 3: who always wanted to go first for presentations and stuff.
- 35:23Speaker 3: When I moved schools, all of that changed, and I'm like,
- 35:26Speaker 3: part of me is still like that, And I'm like
- 35:29Speaker 3: that is so insane. How like one traumatic bullying experience
- 35:35Speaker 3: can really do that to you. But yeah, Like and
- 35:41Speaker 3: then when I got to the news school and I
- 35:43Speaker 3: was trying to be myself, people just thought I was
- 35:46Speaker 3: annoying and like made group chats about me, just talking
- 35:51Speaker 3: about me, and it was it was really hard. But
- 35:56Speaker 3: I had my close nerdy friend and we all like
- 36:01Speaker 3: to draw and stuff.
- 36:02Speaker 4: Like the chats is so petty.
- 36:05Speaker 3: I know there was one called Leonora is annoying.
- 36:10Speaker 4: See if I had felt that way about you when
- 36:11Speaker 4: we were in the same like eighth grade class or whatever,
- 36:14Speaker 4: I would have I would not have made a group
- 36:16Speaker 4: chat or participated in the group chat. I would have
- 36:18Speaker 4: just came up to you and I would have been like, Hey, Blondie,
- 36:21Speaker 4: what's with the loud volume? Where does that come from?
- 36:24Speaker 3: I was in the drama clubs and You're like, I'm
- 36:26Speaker 3: not talking that loud.
- 36:30Speaker 4: Do you want to see my sketch.
- 36:34Speaker 3: No, you would have known my schedule from back then.
- 36:38Speaker 4: I would have I would have confronted you in person
- 36:41Speaker 4: and made you and answer me in person. I would
- 36:47Speaker 4: not have been talking about you on a group chat.
- 36:48Speaker 4: I would have just I would have pulled up a chair.
- 36:51Speaker 4: I would have gotten content. I would put you on.
- 36:53Speaker 4: I would have put you on my podcast, on my
- 36:55Speaker 4: original podcast.
- 36:57Speaker 3: I was thinking about the first or maybe it was
- 36:59Speaker 3: like this podcast episode we made on Magic Mix tape
- 37:03Speaker 3: Mondays when you know, Jacob was still living with us
- 37:06Speaker 3: and like that stuff, and like the second episode was
- 37:08Speaker 3: all about like IBS attacks, and then we were looking
- 37:12Speaker 3: at old text messages yesterday and I think those voice
- 37:15Speaker 3: clips from me saying like, oh my god, Jake was
- 37:18Speaker 3: about to come over the first time, and I literally
- 37:20Speaker 3: shipped myself. Do you remember that? Mm hmm, yeah, So
- 37:24Speaker 3: I think those were the messages that. Yeah, that was that.
- 37:31Speaker 4: Was Magic Mix. Yes you are accessible.
- 37:36Speaker 2: Oh gosh, that.
- 37:37Speaker 5: Was supposed to be a podcast at the radio station.
- 37:39Speaker 4: Was gonna like sponsor and takeover, and so those were
- 37:42Speaker 4: like trial episodes and then never win anywhere.
- 37:45Speaker 3: Your original podcast was called No One in the Moon,
- 37:47Speaker 3: And I still think you should stick with that.
- 37:50Speaker 4: Well, No One in the Moon was a radio name
- 37:52Speaker 4: if I was gonna be on the radio. But you
- 37:54Speaker 4: know what's what's really trippy is Magic Mixtape. Monday was
- 37:57Speaker 4: a name I came up with, and now our in
- 38:00Speaker 4: this insider information by the way, but our are our
- 38:05Speaker 4: big boss at the radio station. She sends out an
- 38:08Speaker 4: email every Monday called the Monday Mixtape with like random
- 38:13Speaker 4: stuff that doesn't really matter. It's like random things that
- 38:16Speaker 4: we did on social media that week, or like things
- 38:19Speaker 4: if we went to like if there was like clients
- 38:21Speaker 4: or whatever, if it was like endorsements or whatever. And
- 38:24Speaker 4: it's like this big, long email with a ton of pictures.
- 38:26Speaker 4: It takes forever to download, and it's like everybody's competing
- 38:29Speaker 4: to be on this, to be in the Monday Mixtape.
- 38:32Speaker 4: And I was like, you took the news. You took
- 38:33Speaker 4: the fun out of Magic Mixtape Monday, which sounded like
- 38:36Speaker 4: this like really interesting like music podcast, and now it's
- 38:39Speaker 4: just like this corporate email we get. Yeah. Now, I
- 38:41Speaker 4: just like I cry when I see the email come
- 38:44Speaker 4: every week, even though I haven't done that podcast in
- 38:46Speaker 4: three years.
- 38:47Speaker 3: I think No on the Moon is just like so
- 38:50Speaker 3: cute because I feel like I vibe with the Moon
- 38:53Speaker 3: a lot and stuff your contact picture of me in
- 38:57Speaker 3: your in your phone, like I literally look like I'm Moon.
- 39:01Speaker 3: I'm like I'm the Moon and it's so cute, Like
- 39:03Speaker 3: Will I go by Nora most of the time and
- 39:05Speaker 3: like my day to day life, so it's like Noah
- 39:07Speaker 3: and Nora on the morning whatever show. Wendy Williams. So yeah,
- 39:16Speaker 3: So the Halloween costume you guys did this year, who
- 39:20Speaker 3: was who? Who was Wendy Williams And Who's Katy Perry?
- 39:23Speaker 3: I know you were the rocket ship they're going on
- 39:27Speaker 3: that trip.
- 39:28Speaker 4: I'm honestly not sure. I stuck to one character. I
- 39:32Speaker 4: think depending on like the TikTok we were.
- 39:34Speaker 3: Making, theosed to be Katy Perry.
- 39:36Speaker 4: Swapping out like Okay, John Jay, this time you're Katy Perry.
- 39:38Speaker 4: And then Rich was Katy Perry. At one point Dylan
- 39:40Speaker 4: was Katy Perry. I think, I know, I know Rich
- 39:45Speaker 4: and Dylan did a Gail King TikTok and the standard
- 39:49Speaker 4: of the whole.
- 39:49Speaker 3: Time Gail Kang. Yeah. So for my Halloween costume this year,
- 39:55Speaker 3: I had three. So first I wore it was to
- 40:00Speaker 3: my school's like Fall festival, Trunk Retreat and I was
- 40:04Speaker 3: Miss Frizzle from the Magic School Bus. And it was
- 40:07Speaker 3: so perfect for me because I have a little lizard man.
- 40:13Speaker 3: It's like a tall blass of wine accept instead a
- 40:17Speaker 3: fermented grape sweet on, a short gay guy in a soundboat.
- 40:21Speaker 3: Noah in the Moon Radio and the Moon Radio. It's insane, right,
- 40:28Speaker 3: it's insane, which brings me to my next costume. It's
- 40:34Speaker 3: Megan listening to Noah.
- 40:37Speaker 4: And the Moon Radio. You're listening to.
- 40:41Speaker 3: Ere from Winnie the Poe Live from.
- 40:45Speaker 4: Phoenix, the best music, the best podcast in iTunes.
- 40:51Speaker 3: This is Noah and the Moon Radio.
- 40:55Speaker 4: Those were good times. And then when Taylor was on,
- 40:57Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, so you were Megan.
- 41:02Speaker 3: Sorry, yeah, so I was Megan for my Halloween. Halloween
- 41:06Speaker 3: costume and then we went to the Life of a
- 41:10Speaker 3: Showgirl Taylor Swift Night at the vampur But I was
- 41:15Speaker 3: so cute. I just so cute. I got a dress
- 41:18Speaker 3: in Cali at a thrift shop. It was only four dollars,
- 41:22Speaker 3: was so cute, so sparkly. I still have sparkles all
- 41:27Speaker 3: over my bathroom and it's all over some clothes. But
- 41:30Speaker 3: she's so cute.
- 41:32Speaker 4: Well, okay, so you know, so I was like a
- 41:34Speaker 4: showgirl flapper. You know the episode of How I'm at
- 41:37Speaker 4: Your Mother where they all go to the club but
- 41:39Speaker 4: they're like it's past nine pm and they just had
- 41:42Speaker 4: soup and they're like, I have soup belly, I don't
- 41:44Speaker 4: want to be here, and they're just like sitting there
- 41:47Speaker 4: just like while everyone else is dancing at the club.
- 41:50Speaker 3: Did we get to that episode in season two? I
- 41:53Speaker 3: think I remember. I don't remember the soup part. I
- 41:56Speaker 3: remember them being tired at the club, but it.
- 41:58Speaker 4: Was the one where we met Barney's brother.
- 42:00Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, that's how we felt it.
- 42:04Speaker 4: Life was young Girl Night. We've been to eight Taylor
- 42:07Speaker 4: Swift Nights over the years, probably more honestly, and we
- 42:10Speaker 4: usually have a blast, and this one was on a
- 42:12Speaker 4: Thursday and we were so tired from work and so
- 42:14Speaker 4: just like beaten like a dead horse. That everyone's standing
- 42:19Speaker 4: there just like screaming their hearts out to the same
- 42:23Speaker 4: five Tailor Swift songs that always play at these kind
- 42:25Speaker 4: of events, and we're just sitting there like, so water Burger,
- 42:28Speaker 4: Yeah sounds good, that's bounce.
- 42:30Speaker 3: Like straight up.
- 42:31Speaker 4: We were just like, I was like, are we getting
- 42:33Speaker 4: too old?
- 42:34Speaker 3: Through this, like, are we really hitting your mid twenties?
- 42:37Speaker 4: Is the club just not for us?
- 42:40Speaker 3: I think it was just not the right.
- 42:42Speaker 4: There wasn't enough people and we couldn't get too drunk
- 42:44Speaker 4: because we had to work. Yeah, so if it would
- 42:47Speaker 4: have been a Friday night or Satday night, it would
- 42:49Speaker 4: have been totally different.
- 42:49Speaker 3: But yeah, that was actually broke too.
- 42:52Speaker 4: So why is the Van Buren charged so much for drinks?
- 42:56Speaker 4: You can go to the Rebel lout you get as
- 42:58Speaker 4: main drinks as you want and spend like.
- 43:00Speaker 3: Probably because the like rent more is.
- 43:02Speaker 4: It was like thirty seven dollars, So that one drink
- 43:04Speaker 4: I had with the double shot, I.
- 43:07Speaker 5: Was like, I'm out of here.
- 43:08Speaker 4: Yeah, well I should be in bed.
- 43:11Speaker 3: It's a bigger place, so it's probably got bigger rent.
- 43:14Speaker 3: So that's why the drinks are probably more expensive. All
- 43:17Speaker 3: Rebel Lounge it's not as big. It's kind of in
- 43:19Speaker 3: a shady area. Like the rent's probably not as much.
- 43:24Speaker 3: I don't know. The Rebel Lounge is just like the best.
- 43:25Speaker 4: The Rebel Lounge is a vibe out there. You call
- 43:27Speaker 4: it shady.
- 43:27Speaker 3: I didn't call it shady. It's just in a shady area.
- 43:30Speaker 4: Indian School are you trying to say something about Julio BeRTOS.
- 43:35Speaker 3: I thought it was it is a Julio BeRTOS. I
- 43:38Speaker 3: thought it was Philiberto's.
- 43:39Speaker 4: No, that one's a Julio BeRTOS. Oh my god, there's Philibertos,
- 43:43Speaker 4: there's what's the one you like by your.
- 43:45Speaker 3: Old Housema, No Urto's, Oh, puerder Ico's, Puerto Rico's.
- 43:53Speaker 4: Then there's Aliberto's, Julio Berto's, and I've seen I've seen
- 43:58Speaker 4: like another one. It's like it all depends on ownership
- 44:01Speaker 4: and m but yeah, it's not an actual Filabridos. It's
- 44:04Speaker 4: a wholio.
- 44:05Speaker 3: And honestly, you can't get Mexican food anywhere else but here.
- 44:09Speaker 3: Like I tried getting Mexican food once in Kentucky when
- 44:12Speaker 3: me and jacoboard together. No, yeah, you know what their
- 44:16Speaker 3: red sauce was. It was ketchup.
- 44:18Speaker 4: That's what my aunt says in Maryland when she goes and.
- 44:22Speaker 3: I'm like, at least put some hot sauce.
- 44:24Speaker 4: I've got anceladas And it was just ketchup.
- 44:26Speaker 3: It just ket just ketch up a corn. And I'm like, no, British, like,
- 44:32Speaker 3: I mean, it is what.
- 44:33Speaker 4: Folk over here that's got me, some beans on choashed.
- 44:37Speaker 3: Taco bed is better than this agasting.
- 44:43Speaker 4: God. That's awful for Kentucky because I feel like in
- 44:45Speaker 4: Kentucky could at least get Tex mex which is close enough.
- 44:48Speaker 4: But if you try to go to a place that's
- 44:50Speaker 4: gonna claim themselves authentic, you're just getting ketchup.
- 44:53Speaker 3: It was the only place open on a Sunday, That's why,
- 44:56Speaker 3: because the.
- 44:56Speaker 4: Church, Oh Kentucky, oh dear old Kentucky. And another thing,
- 45:02Speaker 4: stick to fried Chicken, Kentucky.
- 45:03Speaker 3: I don't know if this has to do with the church.
- 45:05Speaker 3: I'm sorry if it does, but me and my friend
- 45:07Speaker 3: tried to go to Swig on Halloween night and we
- 45:10Speaker 3: were there at like six six fifty six fifty five closed.
- 45:15Speaker 4: Mind you, Lenaura is not Mormon. She was not a
- 45:18Speaker 4: part of the LDS church.
- 45:20Speaker 3: I'm not part of any church, and.
- 45:22Speaker 4: You're still the first song in your head on Halloween
- 45:24Speaker 4: night was let's go to Swig. I mean, no offense,
- 45:30Speaker 4: but we live next to a Dutch Bros.
- 45:33Speaker 3: But okay, I know we literally drove all the way
- 45:36Speaker 3: there just to get touch Bros. On the way back.
- 45:39Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, like Swig. But the problem is once
- 45:44Speaker 4: you start putting different things in soda, like heavy cream
- 45:47Speaker 4: all that stuff. It doesn't get it's not bubbly anymore,
- 45:49Speaker 4: and then you're just drinking like syrup milk.
- 45:52Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 45:53Speaker 4: I love the idea of a twisted Doctor Pepper, the
- 45:55Speaker 4: dirty Doctor Pepper, all that stuff. It's trendy, you know,
- 45:58Speaker 4: but like it's just not practical.
- 46:00Speaker 3: Twisted Sugar does it the best.
- 46:01Speaker 4: You can have a you know, a Doctor Pepper float
- 46:03Speaker 4: or whoop your float, but let's not be just sticking
- 46:07Speaker 4: coffee creamer and doctor Pepper for no reason. It's silly.
- 46:09Speaker 4: But yeah, Twisted Sugar. Actually, that's that's too local though,
- 46:14Speaker 4: unless you live in Peoria or there's one in like Goodyear,
- 46:16Speaker 4: I think, so you don't. Twisted Sugar is kind of
- 46:19Speaker 4: like Crumble, but they make sodas too, like Switch, but
- 46:21Speaker 4: their sodas are so good. They do it just right,
- 46:24Speaker 4: and their cookies are better than Crumble, like one thousand percent.
- 46:28Speaker 4: I want to Twisted Sugar. If you come to Phoenix,
- 46:31Speaker 4: stop the Twisted Sugar. If you live here, stop on
- 46:35Speaker 4: by North Peoria, grab yourself and Twisted Sugar not a sponsor.
- 46:41Speaker 4: Yeah see now that's what I'm saying though. If Twisted
- 46:43Speaker 4: Sugar is like, I'm going to sponsor your wedding. Everybody
- 46:47Speaker 4: gets a cookie. I'm like, down, No, I don't feel
- 46:51Speaker 4: like that. I feel like it's cheesy.
- 46:53Speaker 3: What if they make you like a cookie cake.
- 46:56Speaker 4: If they make the wedding cake, that's a different story
- 46:57Speaker 4: because now like that's like, yeah, sniff, I can't level
- 47:00Speaker 4: of money because yeah, like but if they're like give
- 47:04Speaker 4: someone to get something, they're like, everybody grab a cookie
- 47:07Speaker 4: and then like there's like half of our wedding pictures
- 47:09Speaker 4: or like the pictures for Instagram to like post the
- 47:11Speaker 4: pictures on the cookie. I'm gonna be like, it's so stupid.
- 47:14Speaker 4: I can't do it any other event, any other anything,
- 47:17Speaker 4: like my graduation party. If they would have been like,
- 47:20Speaker 4: we're gonna give cookies for that would have been like absolutely.
- 47:22Speaker 4: But my wedding, I just feel like it's too special
- 47:24Speaker 4: to like corporately sell out. I don't know.
- 47:29Speaker 3: I remember Collins.
- 47:30Speaker 4: I'm like a MELEI. It's gonna have some kind of
- 47:31Speaker 4: like brand deal that I don't know about it.
- 47:33Speaker 3: I don't think she is, maybe if she's still working
- 47:36Speaker 3: at the commerce, but I don't know.
- 47:40Speaker 4: I want to talk about the new painting, the Monopoly
- 47:44Speaker 4: one that you're gonna do for me? Oh okay, because
- 47:47Speaker 4: I want to talk about what happened in McDonald's.
- 47:49Speaker 3: Yeah. So I found a painting and the paintings I
- 47:52Speaker 3: commissioned for Noah, he wants so much like extra shit
- 47:56Speaker 3: on them, Like he doesn't just want a painting, he.
- 47:59Speaker 4: Wants I'm a hard customer, right, I was a random
- 48:04Speaker 4: person asking the paintings who probably would have blocked.
- 48:07Speaker 3: Yeah, but I do these paintings when I don't have
- 48:12Speaker 3: ideas in my head. So anyway, like we've like stabbed
- 48:16Speaker 3: paintings before, we've like torn them apart, we glued shit
- 48:21Speaker 3: on them, like everything and everything, and they're all in
- 48:24Speaker 3: some way political. So that's a thing, oh, paintings. Yeah,
- 48:30Speaker 3: So the painting I found. So I was going through
- 48:34Speaker 3: like only art stuff. I have so much freaking art stuff,
- 48:37Speaker 3: and I found a canvas that had like a corner,
- 48:41Speaker 3: not like it wasn't a corner ripped out of it,
- 48:43Speaker 3: but in the middle of it looked like another corner
- 48:45Speaker 3: of another canvas went through it. And so it's like
- 48:49Speaker 3: a little like it looks like like pel like peel
- 48:52Speaker 3: back thing on a canvas.
- 48:54Speaker 4: It's like you're feeling a sticker, which gave me the
- 48:57Speaker 4: idea of making a painting based off of the twenty
- 49:01Speaker 4: twenty five McDonald's Monopoly contest. Yeah, which every time they
- 49:07Speaker 4: do one of these, I participate. I usually get the
- 49:09Speaker 4: little bored I collect the little pieces, I get lunch
- 49:11Speaker 4: for a few days. I never win anything, but I
- 49:13Speaker 4: get close, usually super close, or you win a bunch
- 49:16Speaker 4: of food prizes. And so for two weeks straight, I
- 49:19Speaker 4: pretty much stopped my McDonald's every day after work, and
- 49:22Speaker 4: I either grab like a drink or some days I
- 49:23Speaker 4: grabbed like a full lunch, and I would get the
- 49:25Speaker 4: stickers and I got really close. I got like four
- 49:28Speaker 4: or five prizes close, almost won on RV. Like I
- 49:32Speaker 4: was like having a lot of fun, but I spent
- 49:34Speaker 4: a lot more than I intended to, because like in
- 49:37Speaker 4: the McDonald's app, you can get pretty good deals. You
- 49:40Speaker 4: can if you're going there just for like one thing,
- 49:42Speaker 4: you can get like four things for the price of one.
- 49:44Speaker 4: But none of those deals count when you're playing Monopoly,
- 49:47Speaker 4: because you have to pay full price and you have
- 49:48Speaker 4: to specifically order them through the app, and so on
- 49:52Speaker 4: the very last day of the contest. I was like,
- 49:54Speaker 4: maybe I can win that one last piece. It's the
- 49:56Speaker 4: last day. I went to McDonald's. I ordered like twenty
- 49:58Speaker 4: five dollars worth of just like them stuff and none
- 50:01Speaker 4: of the food had stickers on him. And the guy
- 50:03Speaker 4: comes out to my car and I was like, oh,
- 50:05Speaker 4: I think he gave me the wrong food. This one
- 50:06Speaker 4: doesn't have the stickers on him. And he's like, oh,
- 50:07Speaker 4: we ran out, like we've gone through our whole inventory.
- 50:10Speaker 4: And I was like, well, there's still one more day
- 50:11Speaker 4: of the contest and he was like, yeah, we just
- 50:15Speaker 4: we blew through it. All that's left or the large fry,
- 50:18Speaker 4: it's the only one that has the thing left. And
- 50:21Speaker 4: I was like, well, can I have a large fry?
- 50:22Speaker 3: And he was like no, Oh my god.
- 50:24Speaker 4: And I was like boiling because I had just spent
- 50:26Speaker 4: all this money and to play this game one last time,
- 50:29Speaker 4: and I knew I wasn't gonna I was already gonna
- 50:31Speaker 4: like have be out of money for not winning anything,
- 50:33Speaker 4: and now I'm spending even more. So we go back
- 50:36Speaker 4: and forth for a little bit, and long story short,
- 50:38Speaker 4: he reaches into his apron pocket, his dirty, greasy apron pocket,
- 50:43Speaker 4: and he hands me a handful of these peeled stickers
- 50:47Speaker 4: for pieces I already had that weren't worth anything. And
- 50:52Speaker 4: I was like, he was like, here, you can have these,
- 50:54Speaker 4: and I looked at him and I'm like, you still
- 50:56Speaker 4: have a bitch. I'm like, you guys are out of
- 50:59Speaker 4: inventory because you guys all the employees were in the
- 51:01Speaker 4: back scratching and pulling, peeling these things instead of selling
- 51:04Speaker 4: them to the customers. If you read the rules on
- 51:07Speaker 4: the monopoly contest, the employees can't play the McDonald's monopoly.
- 51:11Speaker 4: Well it's only for customers. So you're you're peeling and
- 51:14Speaker 4: if you had won something, you wouldn't have been able
- 51:16Speaker 4: to claim it. They wouldn't have given it to you,
- 51:17Speaker 4: and you would be you would have to you would
- 51:19Speaker 4: probably star have to pay the taxes on the prize. Yeah,
- 51:21Speaker 4: So I'm like, I'm like, what are you guys doing.
- 51:23Speaker 4: So he hands me these stickers and I'm like, okay, well,
- 51:26Speaker 4: I'll put them in the rewards thing anyway, because you
- 51:28Speaker 4: get points and then you can you get free stuff.
- 51:30Speaker 4: So I take these used peeled stickers and I on
- 51:34Speaker 4: that last day, I you know, washed my hands and
- 51:37Speaker 4: redeemed what I could, but I was just like so
- 51:39Speaker 4: grossed out and so like offended because they're like, you
- 51:44Speaker 4: take a place like McDonald's which is profiting off of this, right,
- 51:46Speaker 4: like everybody gets one prize away from winning, and so
- 51:48Speaker 4: they sell more and more food because people get their
- 51:50Speaker 4: gambling glasses on and they can't stop. And now you
- 51:55Speaker 4: have the employees playing too for a prize they can't win,
- 51:58Speaker 4: so you're you're just taking money out of their paychecks.
- 52:01Speaker 4: They're taking, they're taking they get paid on Friday and
- 52:04Speaker 4: over the weekend, they're buying fifty dollars worth of food
- 52:06Speaker 4: that goes right back into the cash register to play
- 52:09Speaker 4: a game they can't win, and the cycle just continues,
- 52:12Speaker 4: like corporate and profiting, right.
- 52:14Speaker 3: Unless they're just taking the stickers, or.
- 52:17Speaker 4: That even worse if they're stacking the stickers, which you
- 52:20Speaker 4: still can't claim. Yeah, but now the customers, we're spending
- 52:25Speaker 4: an arm and a leg in an economic downturn, right
- 52:29Speaker 4: with the government shut down, and like our money's sparse.
- 52:35Speaker 4: Now you're giving me I paid for fifty or twenty
- 52:39Speaker 4: two dollars worth of whatever fries with the monopoly sticker,
- 52:43Speaker 4: and they don't have the sticker because he has ran out. Like, so,
- 52:47Speaker 4: I don't know where the political message is, but I
- 52:51Speaker 4: got a great idea for a painting. Take that canvas
- 52:54Speaker 4: with a tear in it. It looks just like the
- 52:55Speaker 4: sticker peel, and we'll paint the sticker and we'll change
- 52:58Speaker 4: the words on it where it says you won fries
- 53:01Speaker 4: or you won Pennsylvania Avenue, and we'll.
- 53:03Speaker 3: Just swap it out to Pennsylvania Avenue.
- 53:06Speaker 4: Yeah, because they're Monopoly game pieces.
- 53:08Speaker 3: Oh and we'll just swap in a whole ass street.
- 53:12Speaker 4: If you collect the three streets, you get the RV
- 53:14Speaker 4: or whatever. So it's like we'll just paint something. We'll
- 53:17Speaker 4: paint the words different and then we'll do like we'll
- 53:21Speaker 4: make like a scary background and it'll be like a
- 53:24Speaker 4: corporate green painting and it'll be part of our little
- 53:26Speaker 4: political series we're doing. I think it's kind of cute.
- 53:29Speaker 4: So that's where we're at with that.
- 53:31Speaker 3: And I can post these political paintings. I've just been
- 53:34Speaker 3: a little nervous too with you know. But if you
- 53:38Speaker 3: want to follow me, I have a lot of art
- 53:40Speaker 3: on Instagram, LCC Artistry a Z Yeah.
- 53:45Speaker 4: Yeah, if you know anybody that one'd like to buy one,
- 53:48Speaker 4: of Leonora's pieces. That's something that either something that Laraty
- 53:53Speaker 4: exists or something that she can conjure up. You give
- 53:57Speaker 4: her the vibe, give her the idea and let her
- 53:59Speaker 4: do her mass her work, or you want something super
- 54:01Speaker 4: custom like me, depending on what you're looking for, depending
- 54:03Speaker 4: on the size, hire Leonora. She can make you a
- 54:07Speaker 4: tiny little office painting like part of our political series.
- 54:11Speaker 4: Are these little tiny canvases that aren't that big. Or
- 54:13Speaker 4: you can have a piece of wal Art, whatever you're
- 54:15Speaker 4: in the mood for. I think you should hire Leonora
- 54:18Speaker 4: because I think her paintings are worth tons of money,
- 54:20Speaker 4: and I think it'd be a good investment into into
- 54:23Speaker 4: her vision and it would be great portfolio work for her.
- 54:25Speaker 4: So if you need a painting, or if your family
- 54:27Speaker 4: needs a pain orf, your friends need a painting, or
- 54:29Speaker 4: your vet clinic needs a painting, whatever it might be.
- 54:33Speaker 3: I just need to get more followers on Instagram.
- 54:35Speaker 4: That was my goal here follow her on the LCC
- 54:38Speaker 4: artistry asy m h in Instagram. She wants to do
- 54:42Speaker 4: a painting for a Biscuits cafe right next to our apartment.
- 54:44Speaker 4: I think it's great because they have a bunch of
- 54:45Speaker 4: like random stock art paintings from Bobby Lobi.
- 54:47Speaker 3: Yeah, they're all horses.
- 54:49Speaker 4: Like, you can paint a better horse. That's what they want,
- 54:51Speaker 4: Then let's give her. Let's give them a real horse,
- 54:53Speaker 4: you know, mm hmm, not the Getty Images horse. So
- 55:00Speaker 4: we'll definitely share the McDonald's one, and you guys will
- 55:01Speaker 4: be in on the messaging and you guys will know
- 55:04Speaker 4: what we're why we painted it, and what we were doing.
- 55:06Speaker 3: I'll make it. I'll make a real leaf suggestions.
- 55:08Speaker 4: It'll be an insider podcast. When we make the post,
- 55:10Speaker 4: you guys will know because you heard us tell the story.
- 55:12Speaker 4: And if you played McDonald's Monopoly this year, did you
- 55:16Speaker 4: get close to winning? Did you win something? I know
- 55:18Speaker 4: they gave away like thousands of turntables that was like
- 55:22Speaker 4: the baseline price turntables, Like yeah for players, Oh okay,
- 55:28Speaker 4: the real kind like the one I have. I'm like,
- 55:30Speaker 4: that's a good prize. And then they like the grand
- 55:32Speaker 4: prize was like fifty thousand dollars trip and RV. And
- 55:36Speaker 4: I saw the girl who won the RV. She posted
- 55:38Speaker 4: on Reddit and she was like, guys, I won. Everybody
- 55:40Speaker 4: were at part three of our political series Gambling, Yes,
- 55:47Speaker 4: I love it. So yeah, that's basically the gist of
- 55:51Speaker 4: life right now. We're in the holiday season now, have
- 55:57Speaker 4: a great Thanksgiving.
- 55:58Speaker 3: When's our next one? Is it not till next year?
- 56:01Speaker 4: We're gonna do one right before Halloween, And then they
- 56:04Speaker 4: had us they had tous switch it to Rorie November.
- 56:06Speaker 4: So maybe one more in twenty twenty five, maybe the
- 56:10Speaker 4: beginning of twenty twenty six. And we have big plans
- 56:13Speaker 4: for twenty twenty six it.
- 56:15Speaker 3: Too, so we're going on a trip into twenty twenty six.
- 56:19Speaker 4: I'm hoping that, yes, we should do one in New
- 56:21Speaker 4: York with Claire and Carlos.
- 56:23Speaker 3: Oh my god, that would be so much. That would
- 56:25Speaker 3: be so te. They love doing podcasts.
- 56:27Speaker 5: Oh my god, that'd be so good.
- 56:29Speaker 4: We could probably do an extended episode with them too,
- 56:31Speaker 4: because they could keep the conversation going.
- 56:32Speaker 3: No literally can.
- 56:34Speaker 4: So if that's what you would like, If you would
- 56:35Speaker 4: like an extended New Year's special of Couple's Therapy featuring
- 56:40Speaker 4: me and Leonora and her aunt and uncle who are
- 56:42Speaker 4: Marvel writers, right.
- 56:44Speaker 3: One of them is the other one's a dark fantasy
- 56:46Speaker 3: novel writer but won an award for it.
- 56:49Speaker 4: Still amazing live in the city with like ambulance noises
- 56:54Speaker 4: in the background. It'd be fun. Little asmr the Bronx
- 56:58Speaker 4: in Queens.
- 56:59Speaker 3: Oh, it's in Queen's ship. I keep mixing up the suburbs,
- 57:03Speaker 3: the burroughs, the burrows, whatever they're called suburbs.
- 57:06Speaker 4: You'll be in New York by the end of this one.
- 57:09Speaker 4: I'll be in New York. Carl, get out of my way.
- 57:13Speaker 4: At least we're not from New Jersey, I know, right.
- 57:16Speaker 4: Crawl back into the Sewitch pipe you call the Holland Tunnel.
- 57:21Speaker 5: So savage. Okay, that is all for us today.
- 57:26Speaker 4: Happy Sunday, Peace
- 57:28Speaker 3: RP Sharing Derry by Org