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Ep. 210 Privy Portables w/ Coltin Farnsworth (Privychat 54) · Privycast

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  Back to Argentina when I lived there, they didn't have filtered water and so it was I I tell everyone this, my first six months was literally on the toilet.
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  Rough.
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  Yeah, so it was I I think that toughened up my stomach and yeah, I don't really get sick that much anymore and
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  Mm.
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  Welcome back to Privy.
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  Privy is a podcast about bathrooms recorded from my home bathroom.
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  I'm your host, Hunter Hoover, and I love bathrooms.
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  Welcome back.
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  Thank you for being here.
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  And I am joined this time via the power of the internet, sort of.
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  We we're uh had some technical difficulties, the the joys of online chats, not loading links right, but I'm joined by Privy Portables' very own.
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  Colton.
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  Colton, how are you?
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  Good.
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  Love and life.
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  We're uh we're pumping some toilets as we speak.
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  Let's go.
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  that's awesome.
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  Do you uh I I wanna I wanna jump right in and uh have you just share a little bit about your your company and how y'all got started and and I can share a little bit about how I
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  discovered you, but but what was the impetus for Privy Portables?
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  Yeah.
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  No, good question.
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  believe it or not, I get that question on the daily.
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  But short answer, I was going out with a girl and her ex-boyfriend had a poor body company.
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  And I she talked about all the stuff, he would be buying her and I was like, Yeah, seems like a good business.
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  And you everyone's heard the saying, dirty hands, clean money.
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  and that's in the construction industry.
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  So I kinda had some contacts already.
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  Um, I was kinda transitioning from an old job that r resulted in me having a lot of free time.
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  Uh, but still the the income flow from that one.
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  So I was like, let's do it.
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  We bought twenty eight toilets.
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  Um we wanted it to be pink, to kind of stand out, be a little more unique.
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  Um you guys don't see very many uh pink porta potties out and about.
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  So we did exactly that.
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  And
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  My buddy actually came up with the name Privy Portables, which is ironic, 'cause that's the name of your podcast as well.
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  I didn't even know what it meant, but I guess it's a porta potty or bathroom out on the other side of the world.
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  But yeah.
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  And uh now we are.
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  Now we're pushing 200 plus units and we've got multiple full time employees and uh we we're growing.
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  And we're we're out of Utah County in Utah, which is just south of Salt Lake.
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  Sweet.
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  Um, yeah.
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  it's it's it's fun.
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  It's yeah.
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  You n you never thought you'd grow up and become a guy that sucks toilets for a living, but here we are.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I I never thought I'd be doing a podcast about bathrooms either.
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  So, you know, we've I work at a high school and so whenever I tell kids or or really it's whenever they yeah, it's whenever they find out, they're like, Wait, you do what?
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  And I'm like, listen, it's not that big of a deal.
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  Super cool.
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  I wanted to share with the listener and with you just a little bit about how I I found out about y'all.
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  I um I'm not on social media a lot.
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  Mostly like I post stuff and then run away.
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  But one day I was typing in to find my thing to access it and y'all popped up.
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  I was like, this is cool.
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  And it was the videos of I don't know if it's you or or who it is eating lunch out of the porta potty like urinal trough.
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  Is that you that's doing that?
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  I I wish I could sit here and say it was AI, but I'm not that technically inclined to uh to AI it.
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  But that is that is me.
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  I've had a few friends kinda do it for me but Yeah, that's me.
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  um
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  That's awesome.
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  Yeah.
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  What Do you actually I
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  They're clean.
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  And you actually are eating it, right?
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  Yeah.
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  No, fully uneating.
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  I mean you'll see in the comments a lot of people are like, it's fake.
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  He's just throwing the food behind him and But I mean, I'm not gonna waste a nice roll of sushi or a good old slice of salmon, right?
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, that
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  Yeah.
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  My son saw it one day.
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  He's like, Dad, you have to do that now.
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  And I'm like, I don't have as ready access to a clean porta potty as I'm sure this guy does, son.
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  But super
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  and to I and to protect my uh future kin so no one's like, ew, that's actually disgusting.
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  He's eating out of a porta potty.
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  It's a brand new porta potty.
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  So it's it's it's yeah, it's they're sparkling clean.
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  Yeah.
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  No one's used them yet, but a little bit of uh little bit of clickbait and catching people's attention, poking the buttons and getting people pissed off is all we're doing.
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  Yeah.
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  Hey, it works, man.
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  It works.
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  I you'd be surprised.
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  I and like I'm always baffled at how angry people will get over bathroom, even just bathroom adjacent stuff.
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  They're like, I can't believe you put that on the internet.
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  I'm like, it's a picture of a bunch of toilet paper.
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  I don't know what you want.
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  Like it's it's pretty tan.
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  Right.
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  You're like you're gonna see it anyway, so
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  it's funny.
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  Yeah, that's super dude.
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  I I love those.
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  They were they're super fun.
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  I still every now and then I'll see another one pop up.
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  I'm like, my gosh, he's added again.
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  But yeah, I I have a handful of questions that I I ask everybody.
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  And I also want to open it to you if you if you have like crazy bathroom stories related to your whether it's
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  the privy portables itself, the business or just personal stuff, we can I can open that up to you now or I can kind of jump into questions.
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  Usually as I ask questions, people are like, actually I got something to say about that.
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  Yeah, let's do that.
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  Let's start with questions and then it'll it'll kinda jump start my brain.
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  Absolutely.
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  Absolutely.
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  So, um, this is kind of a two part, because one, I wanna get your own like personal at where you live, but also I'm curious about like what's going in the privy portables, but
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  what is your preferred toilet paper?
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  Do you have a do you have a preferred brand or like ply, anything like that?
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  I mean at my personal home, we love the as many ply as possible.
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  The cush stuff.
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  I shop at Costco, so I just get whatever Costco has.
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  That's right.
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  But in my porta potties, we actually that's something we take a little bit of pride in.
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  They get used so heavily to where it would be just not smart on the business sense of doing like a multiply.
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  Um, 'cause you'd go through six to fifteen roles and I don't have the manpower.
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  So we service them weekly.
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  And so in order to go back multi weekly like multiple times a week, that just gets the truck off of a different route it could be on.
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  So we do do single ply, which I know a lot of people are like, we should put better toilet paper in here, which I wish was the case.
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  But I have shopped around and I use uh a toilet paper that is single ply, but I think it's a little bit of a softer single ply, if that makes sense.
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  Yeah.
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  And if I'm being honest, I have no idea the name of the company.
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  So sorry if that company's listening.
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  I'm not sure, but I yeah.
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  But I do a great job.
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  I don't know who I get it from and blah blah
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  Yeah.
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  No, that's that's interesting.
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  I and I also imagine like as far as like pumping out and cleaning 'em, if you get too much ply, I I'd I could see that causing issues maybe.
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  I don't know.
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  Yeah.
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  We do the I when I teach my new employees or in training them we do the make a soup.
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  First thing you do when you get there is you you stick your wand in the in the tank and you stir it all around just to make sure everything that is in there gets wet.
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  'Cause you're right, if it if it's a thick wad of dry toilet paper it doesn't go down very easily.
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  Yeah.
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  As gross as that might sound.
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  my gosh.
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  That yeah.
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  I mean, it makes sense.
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  You gotta stir the slurry before you start, you know, intera interacting with it.
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  Are you uh are you a bar soap or a liquid soap guy?
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  What what do you prefer?
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  The liquid with the uh what do they call those?
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  The shower fuzz?
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  Yeah, yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm a I'm a liquid loofah kind of guy.
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  Okay.
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  Yeah.
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  Loofah.
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  That's that's a bold move.
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  I mean, I I I think Lu are you talking like the true loofah, like the um, I don't know what it's called.
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  Like the thing that's like the used to be a living creature type thing, or you
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  I'm just always called.
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  Yeah.
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  is it like the little the little like round ball looking thing?
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  Yeah, but it's just a little loofah ball, kinda like furry looking thingy majigger and plop some soap on it and
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  Keep it simple.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I'm like I'm such a simple guy when it comes to that stuff.
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  It's I don't I don't buy the same thing every time.
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  I literally just go to the grocery store, I'm like, that looks good.
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  Yeah and I buy it and so I I don't have like a a specific type of soap that I use or yeah.
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  Away when I'm on vacation and we got bars of soap, I'll use bars of soap.
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  I don't care.
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  Right, right.
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  Yeah.
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  That that's probably the best way to be about it though, 'cause then if they're if they're out of yours or whatever, you're you're good.
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  You're you just roll with the punches on it.
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  Yeah, Colton, how do you feel about taking baths?
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  What do what
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  Got time for that.
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  That's right.
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  No, I I mean, I don't know.
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  I'm like every girl I talk to just loves taking a bath.
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  And maybe it's just like cause they like relaxing more than men, I don't know.
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  Maybe and it's like you're in trouble, but I'm like, if you're a man and you're taking a bath, I think you might be you need a man up a little.
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  Hey, but no, I don't feel that hopefully that's not offending you, but
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  No, not at all.
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  I I hate baths.
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  I'm on record on this podcast saying that like baths are not for me.
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  Mostly 'cause I just feel like I'm sitting in my own filth.
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  Like I I want I want nothing to do with that.
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  Hundred percent.
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  I agree.
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  And it's like I said, you gotta warm it up and then the best part about the bath is the first like two seconds.
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  Yeah.
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  When the water's actually hot.
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  And then it's not hot after that and it's like not fun.
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  So I don't remember the last time I took a bath.
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  Yeah.
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  I I think that's definitely something that men like they have to move on from.
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  Like unless you're unless you're doing sports and you're taking like some sort of bath 'cause your trainer's like, yeah, no, you need to do a soak for ten.
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  That's like I think the only thing that I would say.
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  I I get this, but I just yeah.
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  Outside of that, I'm more and more I'm on your I'm on your side where I'm like, I don't know if this is a men's thing.
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  Like get a hot tub, I guess.
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  Like go find a hot tub and do that if you need this.
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  I'm right there with ya.
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  Yeah.
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  Right there with ya.
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  Do you have do you have any pet peeves that happen in the bathroom?
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  Or even better, do you have any like things that you've walked into with the privy portables that are like, why did this person do this with this porta potty?
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  I mean, one of my biggest pet peeves is for some weird reason on a porta potty, people love to throw toilet paper in the urinal.
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  Really?
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  And then like obviously no one's gonna go grab it and so then it gets peed on and then it clogs it up and then pee sits there and then it stinks.
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  So it's like I I don't know, I I wish I could put a camera up in there just to see why people are putting it in there or like what their process is because it's I have zero idea
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  on why anyone would put soil paper in the urinal.
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  Yeah.
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  It's like you you you need to wipe and just throw it in the throw it in the tank.
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  I don't know.
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  It has a best paper divorce.
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  Yeah, it just has to be laziness.
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  Like yeah.
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  That yeah, that that is Oh gosh.
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  Now I'm like and then and then like if somebody goes and uses the toilet in the urinal or in the porta potty, then it's just like peace standing right it's like right next to where
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  your head is, sort of.
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  That's yeah, that's a bad move.
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  If you're doing that, you gotta stop on for the sake of everybody.
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  Like that's awful.
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  And I'm we we go the extra mile and we include multiple different fragrance sources like from the base of the porta potty to like head level to chest level.
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  Like we've got everything taken care of, but like at the end of the day you can't really fight right sit and pee, you know.
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  So
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  when you say when you say those fragrant sources, is that like is that like a special solution that you're putting in there or like air freshener like attachments?
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  What what
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  Yeah.
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  We'll do both.
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  So I I spray a fragrance at the base of the floor, kinda where the air comes in.
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  And then fragrance around the urinal.
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  And then we have a fragrance disc.
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  It's like an air refreshener.
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  Yeah.
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  That sits up at like head level.
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  And then also you got the deodorizer which goes inside the toilet, which has a fragrance with it as well.
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  So I mean Wow.
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  That's the that's the best part is when you get it in a in a privy porta potty and it smells good.
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  So
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  I've had people say it smells like roses, smells like bubblegum.
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  But this time we'll we'll whip out a like a cinnamon scent and yeah, that's good.
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  That's sick.
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  Yeah, I've never been in a porta potty that smelled like anything except for crap or like weird blue goo solution that but never never had a scented.
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  So that's that's rad.
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  If I'm ever in Utah, I'm gonna have to seek y'all out.
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  Or just find a pink one or along the way and say and like just, you know, source it for myself there.
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  Do you um these are a couple like
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  shower specific questions.
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  I have a series of them.
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  The first is, have you ever have you ever taken a dark shower?
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  It's just showering in the dark.
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  Like what thoughts on that?
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  Yeah.
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  Actually I uh so side note I I lived in Argentina for two years and we were in a super rural part of Argentina to where we actually had I I honestly don't even remember what
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  they're called, but you'd plug in a bucket that sat like above the shower head.
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  Oh yeah.
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  By the shower head and then you'd fill that bucket up with water and then that bucket had like a heated ring on the inside of it.
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  Uhhuh.
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  And then it'd heat up the water and then you'd open up and it's just gravity fed.
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  So like no water pressure whatsoever.
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  Whoa.
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  And then sometimes if it was shorted a little, you would you would get shocked.
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  But it was just what we had if you wanted warm showers and and uh many more times than not, I would have to take a cold shower in the dark because we didn't have electricity.
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  So
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  Stank.
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  Yeah, cold showers.
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  Yeah, I I mean, I don't know.
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  In the moment they suck, but afterwards they kinda feel fun.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, that's true.
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  I know there's people that No, there's people that chase that.
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  They're like cold shower in the morning's the only way to start it and I'm like, I don't know.
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  I'm yeah.
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  See, I'm a this might be one of your questions, but I'm a night showerer.
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  Okay, it's not, but um what what makes you prefer the night shower over the the wake up?
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  I I mean I'm I'm pretty blue collar.
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  If I'm not out cleaning toilets, I'm that's true.
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  That's true.
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  Dirt biking, hunting, like I'm out and about getting dirty, so I don't wanna get in my bed.
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  Yeah.
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  Dirty.
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  And so I mean I just think that's like even if you're not doing blue collar stuff, I'm like you're still gett out and about sweating all day.
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  Yep.
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  Getting the dirt and grass.
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  It's like why get in the bed all dirty?
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  So I'm a shower right before you get in bed and
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  Yeah.
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  No.
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  You're I mean, that's exactly like I it sound I'm gonna sound like I shower twice a day, not because I'm over here like, I gotta do it, but like just what you said, you get the
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  filth of the day.
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  I'm at the high school, it's a friggin' petri dish.
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  And nah, I'm not taking that into the into the bed with me.
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  So there's a shower that happens in the evening, but like I usually all like if I go to the gym, it happens in the morning.
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  And so I I'm like, Well, I gotta I gotta deal with this too.
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  And so I I'm probably if
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  If somebody was like an onlooker, they're like, Why the heck does he but it it's totally utilitary?
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  Like I I have my reasons.
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  It's not I'm not one of these, you know, we just went camping and that that shower when you get back is like it's the best shower.
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  Like when you've when you're dirty and grimy, that's that's the best showers.
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  Um so yeah, totally valid at night.
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  That makes sense.
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  Um Do you ever do like a shower snack?
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  Have anything to eat or drink in the shower with you?
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  No, I don't think I've ever done that.
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  If I'm being honest.
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  I'm telling you, ice cold one in the shower at the end of the day?
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  Sometimes, man.
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  Yeah.
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  I'll have to know that down.
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  Yeah, yeah, give a shot.
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  Well then I won't ask you.
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  We I usually ask people if they've ever eaten an orange as if it was an apple in the shower.
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  I had a guy on the show years ago and he's like, I eat oranges in the shower and I'm like, okay.
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  He goes, No, no, you don't understand.
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  You just peel it and start eating.
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  You just let the juice flow and I'm like, That's that is visceral.
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  And then I tried it and it's it is something.
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  It's
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  It's a treat.
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  You know, that that's kinda cool actually.
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  I might have to try that.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah, people dude, people have told me all sorts of stuff that they I'm like, Do you really want to tell the internet that you eat that in the shower?
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  Bags of chips, ribs.
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  I'm like, What?
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  Yeah, they're like, No, you just you just set it on the edge and reach out and it doesn't get too wet.
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  And I'm like, No, that's that's crazy.
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  Have you ever you ever had a snack or a drink like on the toilet?
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  Other than, you know, your lunch every now and then?
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  Yeah.
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  You know, I mean not unless I'm like in the middle of eating something.
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  Yeah.
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  You know, it when it comes, it comes and you gotta go.
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  But even then I feel like I'd rather just set it aside.
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  I I don't know, I'm trying to think.
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  I I don't think I have.
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  Yeah.
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  D you know what my favorite part of this is?
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  You like own and and like work at this porta potty company, and you have had the most level headed answers to everything.
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  It's great.
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  And I think it's because you work hands-on with this stuff so much that you're like, no, no, this is not like this isn't a hobby.
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  Like this is this is business, this is real deal.
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  And I've seen the heinous side of what people do in these things.
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  Yeah, you'll it this is funny, well, on this topic and it just happened a few days ago and some people have probably seen it, but some guy got stuck inside of a porta potty out in I
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  don't know if it was New York or something.
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  but they had to cut it out.
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  So the fire department had to get there and literally cut the tank open to get the guy out and he was some
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  drugged out guy and then they like get him gave him a fire truck washdow afterwards and so that I mean heinous to say the least it's it's weird some of the things you see.
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  I mean I found I mean anywhere from tape measures to phones to I mean I've I found sexual toys in porta potties, which is disgusting.
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  But yikes I've had I have a friend who owns a porta potty company.
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  He found a Rolex and he went and took it
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  He went and took it in to see if it was real and it was real.
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  I'm waiting for that day, but
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  Yeah.
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  So you just found throwaways.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  We we the high school I work at a few years back, we had a kid who he's I have behavior kids, so they do all sorts of crazy stuff.
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  But he um he took another kid's backpack and we had like on site construction that was happening, so they had porta potties for the workers.
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  And this kid like just crammed this other kid's bag all the way down in the porta potty, just shoved it down in there.
• 21:00
  And my supervisor, he's like, Well, where's the bag?
• 21:03
  And I'm like, It's in the porta potty.
• 21:05
  He goes, Well, are we gonna get it?
• 21:06
  And I'm like
• 21:07
  No, not really.
• 21:08
  I was actually just gonna leave it.
• 21:10
  He goes, Well, we gotta get this bag.
• 21:12
  So, like my friend and I are out there with, you know, rubber gloves and like a stick trying to get this bag out of it and it's like, What are we doing?
• 21:20
  Well, and then the kid's like, I don't want my bag now.
• 21:23
  And I'm like, Yeah, that's kind of what I thought.
• 21:24
  That's why I told him I was just gonna leave it, but I'm I'm pretty sure they just end up throwing it away.
• 21:30
  It's like this is a waste of time and effort.
• 21:31
  Thank you for that.
• 21:32
  Too funny.
• 21:36
  Um d do you have like do you have like a place, an establishment that when you eat at it, it just like it does you dirty?
• 21:47
  Mm.
• 21:48
  I don't know.
• 21:49
  I mean I love sushi.
• 21:50
  Anywhere that's got sushi, excuse me.
• 21:55
  Probably steak.
• 21:56
  Love a good Texas Roadhouse roll.
• 22:00
  Yeah.
• 22:00
  I mean we I don't know.
• 22:03
  Do you ever eat any of that stuff and it like messes your stomach up or are you pretty is your constitution pretty good?
• 22:09
  Back to Argentina, when I lived there, they didn't have filtered water and so it was I I tell everyone this.
• 22:16
  My first six months was literally on the toilet.
• 22:20
  Oh rough.
• 22:21
  Yeah, so it was I I think that toughened up my stomach and yeah.
• 22:26
  I don't really get sick that much anymore and I mean maybe like Canes after Canes, do you guys have where are you out of?
• 22:34
  I'm in Albany, Oregon.
• 22:35
  So we don't have a we don't have a raisin canes, but I we have one like about an hour from here.
• 22:39
  And my family is from Florida.
• 22:41
  So I've I've definitely eaten there.
• 22:44
  Games is amazing, but it it's pretty heavy.
• 22:47
  Yeah.
• 22:48
  Yeah.
• 22:49
  It's that sauce, dude.
• 22:50
  You get too much of that sauce and it just
• 22:53
  Yeah.
• 22:55
  Yeah.
• 22:56
  Yeah.
• 22:56
  Hey, that's that's fair.
• 22:57
  Raising canes is not one that anybody said, so I I yeah, that's a pre I appreciate it.
• 23:02
  Um so I I have a question that I ask everybody, um, and I I have to ask everybody because you just never know what's going on gone on out there in the world.
• 23:12
  Um, have you ever performed a waffle stomp?
• 23:15
  Yeah, but without the stompage.
• 23:18
  Oh way.
• 23:19
  Just wait, did you just you didn't just leave it?
• 23:23
  What wait, wait
• 23:24
  and I I hate to keep going back to this story, but Argentina, I literally like couldn't control myself for six months.
• 23:33
  I pooped myself.
• 23:35
  It just it's almost it's like the guy with the orange.
• 23:37
  You just kinda keep eating your orange and let it drip.
• 23:39
  You just kinda do your thing and luckily it I mean it oh man, I it's funny even speaking about it, even though I deal with this all day, every day.
• 23:48
  It's there was there was no solid to stomp, so
• 23:52
  Man, what a tu my gosh.
• 23:55
  Which is I guess is better than having to stomp.
• 23:57
  No one wants to stomp.
• 24:00
  That's fair.
• 24:01
  Hey, that counts though.
• 24:02
  Um, if you're doing it in the shower, that counts as far as I'm concerned.
• 24:05
  That's awesome.
• 24:08
  You know, yeah.
• 24:09
  Mostly it's like how long since the last stomp is really is really the game I'm in now.
• 24:14
  Um I my my current I I've stomped three times.
• 24:20
  Wow, you're a professional.
• 24:22
  Yeah, well, so the first one was I had to do it because I I had started asking people about it and I'm like, I've actually never done this.
• 24:29
  Um gave it a whirl, terrible experience, do not recommend it.
• 24:34
  Yeah.
• 24:34
  And then one was out of necessity, almost didn't make it.
• 24:37
  Like, and I was like, Nope, nope, we're this is we're rolling dice that I don't want to play with.
• 24:42
  Let it fly.
• 24:43
  And then the other one, there was no bathroom available in the shower.
• 24:46
  And I'm like
• 24:50
  It could be two hours till this next bathroom.
• 24:53
  I'm gonna I'm gonna do this.
• 24:55
  Yeah.
• 24:56
  So that was probably two years ago.
• 24:57
  So
• 24:59
  Yep.
• 24:59
  Or you're more you're more experienced than I am.
• 25:03
  Have have people asked you about the LeBron James or the Jordan?
• 25:07
  Oh
• 25:07
  yeah.
• 25:08
  Yeah, the like coup and toss.
• 25:10
  Yeah.
• 25:11
  I guess I don't no, I guess that's not LeBron James.
• 25:15
  I think they called that the Jordan.
• 25:18
  Yeah.
• 25:19
  I've never I have asked people and I've never had I've had people waffle stomp.
• 25:24
  I've never had anybody say, Yeah, no, I toss it.
• 25:27
  I'm like to me, to me, stomping it's better.
• 25:30
  Like I if I I think it's the hands.
• 25:32
  If I have to interface with it with my hands, I'm just out.
• 25:34
  Like I'm good.
• 25:36
  Like I was a janitor for twelve years.
• 25:40
  I've yeah.
• 25:44
  I'm talking to you, you get it, but like
• 25:47
  Dude, yeah.
• 25:49
  That is too funny.
• 25:54
  So that's all my formal questions.
• 25:56
  I I have a question about like just general bathroom wisdom and I know that you're you're not far from your your next stop.
• 26:04
  Do you have any like bathroom wisdom you want to leave people with that it can either be specific to porta potties or just bathroom insight in general?
• 26:14
  Yeah, you know, I mean I something I've noticed is when there's a dirty toilet, it tends to get dirtier.
• 26:21
  So that's something we really focus on.
• 26:23
  We try to clean it more than enough.
• 26:25
  And then if it it'll stay cleaner if people are like cleaning it themselves.
• 26:31
  Yep.
• 26:31
  When it yeah, I I guess I kinda c imbobulated my words, but if people are throwing toilet paper on the floor, it's like the next guy's gonna also throw toilet paper on the floor
• 26:41
  and
• 26:42
  pee on the seat and not care, you know?
• 26:44
  But if it's if you get into a bathroom that's nice and clean and like I feel that way at my at my mom's bathroom.
• 26:49
  I swear she cleans it ten times a week and it's spotless.
• 26:53
  So like I want to leave it spotless.
• 26:57
  So that's what I wisdom and advice or whatever you want to call it.
• 27:01
  Don't don't trash it.
• 27:03
  Keep them clean.
• 27:04
  It stays cleaner for everyone else.
• 27:08
  Yeah, that's good advice.
• 27:09
  I I told my son that, mostly because boys have a propensity to like pee where they shouldn't.
• 27:15
  But I tell him it's like, dude, the bathroom is like like the wilderness.
• 27:19
  It's it's you have to leave it better than when you got here, or at least is good.
• 27:24
  Like nobody should ever see your fluids or solids.
• 27:28
  That's the goal.
• 27:31
  Yeah, that's that's good advice.
• 27:34
  I appreciate that.
• 27:35
  Leave it better than you found it.
• 27:37
  It sets the tone for the next guy, you know.
• 27:39
  Like you said, if they walk in and and it's it's bedlam, they're like, well, it's already kind of it's already kind of trashed.
• 27:46
  I'm gonna I'm gonna leave my mark.
• 27:47
  Um yeah, I know that you're probably rolling up to your next stop there.
• 27:54
  Um, I really appreciate you doing this.
• 27:56
  Sorry that there was some um dude, Riverside's weird.
• 28:01
  I love this platform.
• 28:02
  For when it works.
• 28:03
  Like when it works, it works.
• 28:04
  But it's the whole app downloading drives me absolute bonkers.
• 28:08
  I I don't understand it.
• 28:09
  'Cause I'm not on an app right now on my f on my computer.
• 28:12
  It doesn't have an app.
• 28:13
  But yeah.
• 28:15
  But you're good, I'm I'm glad we were able to figure it out and
• 28:19
  Yeah.
• 28:20
  eh Yeah.
• 28:21
  But before I say bye to folks, I wanted to just tell folks to go follow Privy Portables on what what what's the best place for them to find y'all and see what y'all got going on?
• 28:34
  Instagram, pretty portable.
• 28:36
  For the only pink one, it should be pretty easy to find.
• 28:39
  And if they stay tuned, once we hit five thousand followers, we're we're gonna blow a toilet up.
• 28:45
  So let's go.
• 28:48
  Oh.
• 28:48
  That'll be fun.
• 28:49
  I now I've got personally vested interest in like funneling people your way now.
• 28:54
  That's what I wanna see.
• 28:56
  appreciate.
• 28:56
  We're close.
• 28:57
  We're I think we're sitting just above three thousand or just below three thousand.
• 29:01
  So we're over halfway and it's just sweet, yeah, we'll a few more big pushes.
• 29:07
  Yeah, dude, yeah, big put you gotta careful with them big pushes though.
• 29:10
  No.
• 29:10
  Uh yeah.
• 29:11
  Go follow Privy Portables.
• 29:13
  If you are if you're in Utah, specifically in Utah County and the surrounding area, and you are in need of porta potty services, from what I've heard and what I've seen on the
• 29:25
  internet, um, Privy Portables are are your porta potties.
• 29:29
  So hit them up.
• 29:30
  Um, yeah, it they're scented.
• 29:34
  They're cleaned well.
• 29:35
  He eats his lunch out of the trough from time to time.
• 29:37
  That's how you know they're clean.
• 29:39
  Go, go hit that up.
• 29:40
  Thank you, Colton, again, for doing this.
• 29:42
  Of course.
• 29:43
  I appreciate it.
• 29:44
  Thank you.
• 29:45
  It was a pleasure.
• 29:46
  Yeah.
• 29:46
  Well hey, we're we're here for it.
• 29:50
  Sweet.
• 29:50
  Well, hey, I'm gonna hit uh I'm gonna hit end record.
• 29:53
  I'm gonna end the show and hit end record and then you can go whenever you need or yeah.
• 29:58
  Uh yeah, this has been another episode of Privy.
• 30:01
  Thank you so much for joining us.
• 30:02
  Keep pooping in the free world, own your stink, and now, as always, don't forget to flush.
• 30:15
  Just gonna jam it back there.
• 30:16
  Hey, thank you again.
• 30:17
  I appreciate it.
• 30:19
  Yeah, thank you.