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Adam Levine’s Alleged Mistress, Tell Me Lies, The Queen with Justin Martindale · Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald

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  Speaker 1: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
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  Speaker 1: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
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  Speaker 1: before bed. Or two, you know. Nobody's watching. You deserve
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  Speaker 1: a treat. With eight flavours to choose from, you can
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald has got the Juicy Scoop. When you're on
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  Speaker 2: the road, when you're on the go, Juicy Scoop is
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  Speaker 3: She talks Hollywood tales, her real life, Mr.
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  Speaker 1: Fast to the number one tabloid real life podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Listen in, listen up. Woo, woo.
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  Speaker 2: Heather MacDonald. Juicy Scoop. Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop.
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  Speaker 4: I cannot wait because I will be with you Seattle
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  Speaker 4: in just a few days. This Friday night, September 23rd,
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  Speaker 4: Chris Franjola and I are coming to give you all
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  Speaker 4: the Juicy Scoop that I've been saving just to tell
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  Speaker 4: you in a live setting.
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  Speaker 2: So get ready. Do not miss out. It's hilarious and
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  Speaker 2: juicy and fun.
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  Speaker 4: And then Chris and I are off to Portland on Saturday,
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  Speaker 4: September 24th at the Revolution Hall Theater.
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  Speaker 2: We will be there this weekend. And then, you guys,
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  Speaker 2: it's almost sold out. You do not want to.
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  Speaker 4: Miss out, New York City. I will be there October 15th.
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  Speaker 4: And my Juicy Scooper even took a beautiful.
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  Speaker 2: Photo of my big sign.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 4: I have it here on the YouTube, and it's so exciting.
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  Speaker 4: And I'm just really having a great time. So go
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  Speaker 4: to HeatherMcDonald.net. Get your tickets for all the shows. Of course,
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  Speaker 4: the All Stars are coming to Vegas, and that's October 22nd.
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  Speaker 4: And then we go to Texas with Justin, East Coast
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  Speaker 4: with Chris Frangiolla, heathermcdonald.net. Get your tickets now for the
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  Speaker 4: Juicy Show.
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  Speaker 2: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. Coming off from my
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  Speaker 2: whirlwind adventure with Justin Martindale, who is here to recap
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  Speaker 2: our fun weekend.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And talk all about it, Justin.
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  Speaker 3: Welcome.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you for joining me. We were in live Juicy
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  Speaker 4: Scoops in St. Paul and then Chicago yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: Very fun. Loved meeting everybody.
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  Speaker 3: We had a really good time. Did you say whirlwind
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  Speaker 3: or whirlwind?
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  Speaker 2: I say whirlwind. It's whirlwind?
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  Speaker 3: It's whirlwind.
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  Speaker 2: It's a world like an earth? No.
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  Speaker 3: It's a whirl. It's a whirl.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, it's a whirl. I think one of my best.
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  Speaker 3: I like whirlwind, though.
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  Speaker 4: I think one of my best things that I have
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  Speaker 4: said wrong over and over again, which is a serious
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  Speaker 4: word these days.
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  Speaker 2: What.
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  Speaker 3: Did you say? Problematic.
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  Speaker 4: As I say, she was, or he was sex trafficked.
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  Speaker 4: I give it like an extra.
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  Speaker 3: Sex trafficked. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Instead of like sex trafficked. Is it sex?
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  Speaker 3: Sex trafficked.
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  Speaker 2: So it is, it is an ED like a verb,
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  Speaker 2: but I say sex trafficked.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: You can take the girl out of the valley.
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  Speaker 2: No, listen, it's just my weirdness. Other people do say
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  Speaker 2: it correctly.
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  Speaker 3: We had a blast though. Okay.
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  Speaker 4: So it started out, um, we both were wearing, uh,
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  Speaker 4: black joggers and shirts to just make us look fabulous.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I had my juicy scoop bag that some great juicy
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  Speaker 4: scooper gave me that I don't remember who you are,
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  Speaker 4: but thank you.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. And, um, We went to LAX.
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  Speaker 4: We got on the Delta flight. We had horrific seats
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  Speaker 4: going there.
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  Speaker 3: Did we? I can't remember. Do you know how.
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  Speaker 2: Tight they were?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, we did.
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  Speaker 2: We were really far back.
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  Speaker 5: 41.
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  Speaker 3: We sat in 42 and were shamed.
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  Speaker 2: We put our daughter in between us, Annie.
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  Speaker 3: Yes.
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  Speaker 2: She was middle seat all the way in every Uber,
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  Speaker 2: in everything. It was just, Annie, get in the middle.
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  Speaker 3: Get in the middle. Get in the middle, Annie.
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  Speaker 2: And so she's in the middle.
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  Speaker 4: But, you know, we left at 1. Our flight was
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  Speaker 4: at 1. And we didn't have a show that night.
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  Speaker 4: And that kind of made the flight go by fast.
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  Speaker 3: The flight was really fast.
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  Speaker 2: When you're not doing, like, a 5 a.m. or, like,
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  Speaker 2: it's not horrific. So that was fine.
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  Speaker 3: Can I just say that this is the Schitt's Creek
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  Speaker 3: reboot we need? This is David and Alexis go to St. Paul, Minnesota.
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  Speaker 2: We stayed at a not-too-far-from-the-airport hotel. uh, spot, the Hyatt palace,
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  Speaker 2: Hyatt place place.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: And there were like other equal type of places nearby
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  Speaker 4: at NBC suite, a Hyatt Regency, which tells me that's
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  Speaker 4: like Hyatt, richer, older sister that went to college.
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  Speaker 2: But no, and we went to the Hyatt palace or place.
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  Speaker 3: Um, it was fine.
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  Speaker 4: People were not just not, not great. Then we did
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  Speaker 4: the shows and the shows were great.
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  Speaker 2: They're really fun. And then, um, got on our flight
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  Speaker 2: and then, uh, Both Annie and I were upgraded for
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  Speaker 2: the 40 minute flight. That's always the time I get
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  Speaker 2: upgraded is when it's fucking 40 minutes. And it was
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  Speaker 2: so funny because you go by you like we go in.
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  Speaker 2: And then you see us, like, sitting there, like, because
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  Speaker 2: you're like, oh, remember, we're all going to be in
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  Speaker 2: a row together. Yeah. So you're like, oh, hi, we're fine.
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  Speaker 2: And we're like, no, we got upgraded. No, you didn't.
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  Speaker 2: And then you kept texting us. And I'm like, who
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  Speaker 2: is this? Stop it.
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  Speaker 4: And then Annie's like, I'm trying to enjoy my free champagne.
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  Speaker 4: And you're like, there's a baby crying here.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, my God. So, first of all, you zip in.
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  Speaker 3: Annie and I are like, oh, Heather's already in because
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  Speaker 3: we're the first group.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 3: I beep my phone and it turns red. And the
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  Speaker 3: lady had like a really thick Irish something accent. I
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  Speaker 3: couldn't understand her. She's like, and I'm like, no, no, no, no, Heather.
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  Speaker 2: I were with her.
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  Speaker 3: I thought I was like, Oh no, your group's not
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  Speaker 3: ready to board. I'm like, but she just went, she's like, no, what,
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  Speaker 3: what don't you understand, sir? And I'm like, Oh my God,
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  Speaker 3: what in the third class Titanic hell is happening right now?
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  Speaker 3: So she's like, no, go ahead. You're in an exit.
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  Speaker 3: Are you good with that? I'm like, yes, fine. I'm
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  Speaker 3: not going to save anyone if anything happens. And so
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  Speaker 3: walking in, Annie's like, oh, I got upgraded. I'm like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 3: then I must have too. Did not. You're sitting there.
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  Speaker 3: Annie's sitting there. I'm like, well, I'm not upgraded. And
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  Speaker 3: the words that came out of my mouth were, am
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  Speaker 3: I trash? And the entire flight crew was like, yes,
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  Speaker 3: you are. So I had to go sit back. Then
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  Speaker 3: Screaming Baby comes directly behind me. You heard it. You
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  Speaker 3: heard it. We all heard it. That was right behind
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  Speaker 3: me the entire time.
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  Speaker 4: I also forgot to mention that I was severely injured
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  Speaker 4: on the trip.
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  Speaker 3: We have so many stories.
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  Speaker 2: I want to say, guys, and if someone tells me, like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: it's menopause, right? I'm not in fucking menopause. I just
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  Speaker 2: finished my period. But, hey, no offense.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's coming around the corner. But I have
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  Speaker 4: been curling my hair with a curling iron for years.
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  Speaker 4: And I put it down.
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  Speaker 3: I plugged it in.
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  Speaker 4: I was doing my hair for that Friday night. And
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  Speaker 4: all of a sudden, I thought it was like burning
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  Speaker 4: the wood on my hairbrush. And it had turned around
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  Speaker 4: different from where I placed it.
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  Speaker 2: And I literally... I know you're going to cringe when
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  Speaker 2: you hear this. I grabbed the hot end.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Like a hot dick. I just grabbed it.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 2: And then.
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  Speaker 3: Like a hot dick.
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  Speaker 2: And then... Justin is like, how long did you have
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  Speaker 2: your hand on it? I'm like, as long as it
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  Speaker 2: took for it to go to your brain to say,
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  Speaker 2: you have your hand on a hot thing.
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  Speaker 4: So I just dropped it in the sink and I'm dying.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm like, Annie, oh my God, can you get
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  Speaker 4: me any? It hurts so bad.
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  Speaker 2: All I could think.
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  Speaker 4: About was like, oh, I just, anyone that's ever revert it.
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  Speaker 4: It's like bubbling up a little, but it's okay.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's so okay. You're so fine.
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  Speaker 2: So then I'm like, get me a bucket of ice.
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  Speaker 2: And he's like, hi, nerd. I Googled it, and it said,
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  Speaker 2: you're not supposed to put your hand in a bucket
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  Speaker 2: of ice.
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  Speaker 3: Are you okay with this impression, by the way?
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  Speaker 4: She said, you're supposed to just run it underwater, which
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  Speaker 4: did nothing for me. So I'm still like, I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: I still need to put my hand on some ice.
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  Speaker 3: I walked into her room. Walked into your room. She's
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  Speaker 3: just standing there with her hand in a bucket of ice.
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  Speaker 4: And it's like my microphone hand and everything. So I'm like, okay, whatever.
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  Speaker 4: So it really hurt. But by the next day, it
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  Speaker 4: was much better. But like, anyway, never has happened in
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  Speaker 4: all my years of curling my hair. Like, I felt
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  Speaker 4: like such an idiot.
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  Speaker 2: So then. Continued on, got to Chicago. Chicago was great.
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  Speaker 2: We both took naps.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, we lived the life.
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  Speaker 4: And my nap involved, Lisa Rinna was in my nap,
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  Speaker 4: along with Lisa Vanderpump.
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  Speaker 2: We're both in my 2 to 4 p.m.
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  Speaker 3: Nap.
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  Speaker 2: Get out of my nap. I'm working hard enough.
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  Speaker 3: Y'all have weird naps.
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  Speaker 2: Like, weird nap dreams. Full nap dream.
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  Speaker 3: Annie had a dream about her eyebrows being bleached.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, because we hate that look. We hate that eyebrow look.
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  Speaker 3: Mine's like, oh, like I'm being chased by, like, velociraptors
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  Speaker 3: and you're like lisa rena and and and lisa vanderpump
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  Speaker 3: invited me over for tea and i'm like scaling walls
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  Speaker 3: so i don't get eaten alive weird dreams weird.
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  Speaker 4: Dreams so then we go to our show we finish
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  Speaker 4: our show and now it's the end we completed both
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  Speaker 4: you know both shows we did it joe we did
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  Speaker 4: it you know like we were ready to go and
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  Speaker 4: uh but our hotel is like 40 ish minutes i'm
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  Speaker 4: Because it's right by the airport. So we could leave
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  Speaker 4: early in the morning and like not have that. So
• 9:47
  Speaker 4: we're like, do we get a drink?
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  Speaker 2: Do we not?
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  Speaker 4: And I'm like, all right, let's do a drink. You're like,
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  Speaker 4: there's a cute little wine bar we can just walk to.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, right. That's where we were going to go.
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  Speaker 4: I have my makeup bag and my other bag with
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  Speaker 4: like some crap in it. And we're going to walk
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  Speaker 4: to just, I just want like, I'm thirsty. I just
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  Speaker 4: want like one glass of wine to just like toast
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  Speaker 4: the weekend. And we see this girl and this, Another
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  Speaker 4: guy and a girl. They're all great. They're all juicy.
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  Speaker 4: What I loved about this story is that the girl said,
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  Speaker 4: I put in the group, I'm going to the Chicago show,
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  Speaker 4: and I bought a ticket by myself.
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  Speaker 2: And the other guy and girl, his name's Jacob, right? Mm-hmm.
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  Speaker 2: Jacob and Piper were like, you can come with us.
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  Speaker 2: They drove together. They went to Nobu before. They hung
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  Speaker 2: out all night.
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  Speaker 4: And they were rewarded because they yelled across the street,
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  Speaker 4: the wine bar is closed. But if you want to
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  Speaker 4: come to Roscoe's with us, I can drive you.
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  Speaker 2: And I was like, all right. I switched out my shoes.
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  Speaker 2: I put on my Uggs. And we walked to her car.
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  Speaker 2: I go, now, do you really have room? Because there's
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  Speaker 2: three of you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: And there's three of us. She goes, oh, I have
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  Speaker 2: a third seat. And I'm like, okay.
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  Speaker 4: Well, we get to the car and it's like all
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  Speaker 4: her business stuff. And then she has a two-year-old named Frank.
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  Speaker 3: Which is, there's not a lot of two-year-old Franks anymore.
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  Speaker 2: No, and I immediately said, let me guess. This is
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  Speaker 2: the grandpa, right?
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  Speaker 4: The husband wanted the baby named after Grandpa Frank. And
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: she's like, exactly right. I was, you know, I was,
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  Speaker 4: we were on a baby moon. He bought me a
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  Speaker 4: piece of jewelry, took me on a nice trip and
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  Speaker 4: got me to sign off on Frank.
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  Speaker 3: On Frank, baby Frank.
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  Speaker 2: He showed me a photo of Frank.
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  Speaker 4: Frank's adorable. Um, kind of looks like a Frank to
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  Speaker 4: be quite like foot. Like, you know, when you see
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  Speaker 4: sometimes boy babies that like the minute they come out,
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  Speaker 4: you're like, uh, that boy wants to sell me a
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  Speaker 4: piece of property. Like right away. Like they look like
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  Speaker 4: a man, like the hair, like, you know, and then
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  Speaker 4: other babies are like, Oh my God, is that a
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  Speaker 4: boy or girl?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: And there's ones that are just like.
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  Speaker 3: That's a garbage man. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, Hey, you're like,
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  Speaker 3: what real tough might be in the mob already.
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  Speaker 4: So they took Frank's car seat aside and then there
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  Speaker 4: was like a lot of snacks in the seat, which
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  Speaker 4: I was a mom. I, you know, it's fine. So
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  Speaker 4: I just sit on this cushiony like seat to cover
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  Speaker 4: the snack stuff.
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  Speaker 2: And then we go on a ride to go to
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  Speaker 2: boys town to.
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  Speaker 4: Go to Roscoe's and can't, she's very scared about parallel
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  Speaker 4: parking as she's parallel parking. I'm like, This is a
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  Speaker 4: toes up. I'm like, I knew this was too good
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  Speaker 4: to be true, right? It was like literally, it was
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  Speaker 4: like out of a movie. You know when every time
• 12:16
  Speaker 4: in a movie, there's just open parking so the car
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  Speaker 4: can come out and the person can just.
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  Speaker 2: Go right out.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, right. These guys are doing a movie.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So I'm like, this isn't real.
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  Speaker 4: Anyway, so we go around the corner and there's like
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  Speaker 4: three spots right in front of the place. So she
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  Speaker 4: pulls right in there and I'm like, oh my God,
• 12:34
  Speaker 4: how did we get so lucky? Someone must have just left.
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  Speaker 3: Great.
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  Speaker 2: So we get out. And there's this young kid working
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  Speaker 2: this gay bar.
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  Speaker 4: It's kind of a cool place. There's performances in different
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  Speaker 4: rooms and stuff. And he goes, oh, hey, you can't
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  Speaker 4: park there.
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: And she's like, really?
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  Speaker 4: Is there any way we could for just not even
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  Speaker 4: an hour?
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: And he's like, no, I'm sorry, you can't. And she's like, well,
• 12:56
  Speaker 2: this is Heather MacDonald.
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  Speaker 3: He goes, who?
• 12:57
  Speaker 2: I go, already. You know what? Time to go home.
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  Speaker 3: You left out a very important detail. They were like,
• 13:04
  Speaker 3: this is Heather MacDonald. They just performed at the Vic Theater.
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  Speaker 3: And he's like, does she work here? Oh, yeah. And
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  Speaker 3: I was like, this little shit.
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  Speaker 2: Wait, I just realized they have drag queens work there.
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  Speaker 2: He might have thought I was a drag queen.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, no, he was like.
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  Speaker 2: I should have been like, oh, yes.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, honey, slay God, mama boots.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, yes.
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  Speaker 3: You should have done all that, like. Like all that.
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  Speaker 2: He was like, is this a drag queen?
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  Speaker 4: I don't know about because I've, I was told to
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  Speaker 4: study the drag queens and she looks familiar, but I
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  Speaker 4: don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know her work.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know her work.
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  Speaker 3: What season of drag race was she on? What franchise?
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  Speaker 2: It's fine. Like you're 21.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine.
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  Speaker 4: It's like, I go, you know what you guys, I'm like,
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  Speaker 4: I'm just, I'm going to start to get the car.
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  Speaker 2: Meanwhile, she's like, well, I'll find parking. Justin. And Justin's like,
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  Speaker 2: why do I have to go? And I'm like, well,
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  Speaker 2: she is like a young mother.
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  Speaker 4: You can't let her walk down in the number one
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  Speaker 4: murder rate city of the country.
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  Speaker 3: But also, she was a stranger. It doesn't matter. I
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  Speaker 3: don't care if she was a mother. I didn't know
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  Speaker 3: this girl.
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  Speaker 2: I don't care.
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  Speaker 4: You're 6'4, and you go with our young mother.
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  Speaker 2: So Frank has a mom.
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  Speaker 3: So we parked five hours away.
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  Speaker 4: And then you come back. So then I decide my
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  Speaker 4: car was still like six minutes away. And this other
• 14:19
  Speaker 4: guy who really is a drag queen, Chanel Devine, who
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  Speaker 4: I always.
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  Speaker 2: See when I come to my show. So he was
• 14:26
  Speaker 2: coming as just himself, but he was coming with his boyfriend.
• 14:29
  Speaker 4: And I was like, all right, I'll get a drink
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: with you guys. But also at that point where I
• 14:33
  Speaker 4: called the lift, there was a long line.
• 14:35
  Speaker 2: And I was like... Between the guy not knowing me
• 14:37
  Speaker 2: and just, like, a long weekend, I'm like, I can't
• 14:39
  Speaker 2: be the waiting line. And I also don't want to
• 14:40
  Speaker 2: be that person being like, do you.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Know who I am? And then being like, I'm.
• 14:44
  Speaker 2: Sorry, sir. What drag queen are you? No, like, so
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: I go in there.
• 14:48
  Speaker 4: We have, I have my Corona Light, which, like, Annie
• 14:52
  Speaker 4: was very surprised by.
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: But I'm like, when I'm so thirsty after a show,
• 14:55
  Speaker 2: that's what I want. Yeah.
• 14:57
  Speaker 3: I don't want, like, a glass of wine. And we've
• 14:58
  Speaker 3: been traveling and all that jazz.
• 14:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah.
• 14:59
  Speaker 3: So we just had, like. We did two hours. You
• 15:02
  Speaker 3: did an hour and then you did an hour with me.
• 15:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it was just very, very fun.
• 15:06
  Speaker 3: But yeah, I was tired. I will say on my
• 15:08
  Speaker 3: walk to the club, I was looking over my shoulder
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: left and right. I have this young mother with me.
• 15:17
  Speaker 3: And we walk by that said twink at the exit door.
• 15:21
  Speaker 3: And she looks at him and she's like, hi. And
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: we kept walking in. So we get in, we see you.
• 15:27
  Speaker 3: There's a cover for this bar that we have to
• 15:29
  Speaker 3: sit at.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: I know. And then.
• 15:30
  Speaker 3: I was like, what is this shit?
• 15:32
  Speaker 2: And then they paid for me. And I'm like, my God,
• 15:34
  Speaker 2: I don't want you. I feel bad. I can pay.
• 15:36
  Speaker 3: And then, um, um, then one of the managers came
• 15:41
  Speaker 3: over and like tapped me on the shoulder and was like,
• 15:44
  Speaker 3: we are so sorry that you had to like find parking.
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: We would have totally let you sit there had, you know,
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: we'd known that you were coming. We're very, they were
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: very apologetic because they were like, holy shit. Like we
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: messed up. And I had the Julia Roberts moment where
• 15:59
  Speaker 3: it was like, huge mistake. Huge. Huge.
• 16:03
  Speaker 2: Huge.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: And so.
• 16:04
  Speaker 2: Heather's been doing drag for years.
• 16:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah. She, yeah, she was on All Stars season three.
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: But it was so funny because I was like, well,
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: he didn't know. That's why he's the twink at the exit.
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: He's used to people walking by him. And, you know, Godspeed.
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: Completely forgivable. My God, are you kidding me? Who cares?
• 16:24
  Speaker 2: So anyway, then we got on our way.
• 16:26
  Speaker 3: I was like, fire him!
• 16:28
  Speaker 4: Got on our flight home. Pretty easy flight home. So
• 16:31
  Speaker 4: then we finished the night. At the Roscoe's looking gorge,
• 16:35
  Speaker 4: took a beautiful photo. I don't know why that lighting
• 16:37
  Speaker 4: looks so good. It looked very much like we're at
• 16:39
  Speaker 4: the theater.
• 16:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it looks really good.
• 16:41
  Speaker 4: And then took our car back, slept well, got on
• 16:44
  Speaker 4: the flight, which was easy. Back from Chicago, we were
• 16:47
  Speaker 4: in the exit row, all three of us together.
• 16:49
  Speaker 2: Annie in the middle, of course.
• 16:51
  Speaker 3: But wait, quick shout out.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: I wanted to say Piper, that girl. Oh, yes. got
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: proposed to the next day at the Alabama, I think
• 17:00
  Speaker 3: the Alabama game?
• 17:01
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 17:02
  Speaker 3: So we're hoping that went well. We hope she said yes.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Frank's mom told me at the meet and greet, she whispered,
• 17:08
  Speaker 4: she goes, my friend Piper is getting engaged tomorrow. Now
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: I just realized, what if something happened and she's listening
• 17:14
  Speaker 4: right now and they didn't get engaged, like maybe she
• 17:17
  Speaker 4: was sick or hungover and he's like, let's do it
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: next week and now we've ruined it.
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: Anyway, congrats. I hope you say yes.
• 17:23
  Speaker 3: But also, I felt like that character Sue from SNL
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: that Kristen Wiig plays, because I was like, I know
• 17:28
  Speaker 3: something that's going to happen, and I can't say anything.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, your life's about to change.
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: I'm so excited.
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, God.
• 17:37
  Speaker 2: Send us photos if, in fact, you did get engaged.
• 17:40
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: So then we get on the plane, and I had
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: heard about this show, Tell Me Lies. Annie had read
• 17:47
  Speaker 4: the book, and she was like, no, it's good. So
• 17:50
  Speaker 4: I'm like, all right, we'll put it on my– ipad
• 17:52
  Speaker 4: for and i can watch it on the way back
• 17:55
  Speaker 4: and i want to tell you guys it's on hulu
• 17:58
  Speaker 4: there's four episodes out and then we gotta wait every
• 18:01
  Speaker 4: week and watch so i'm in the middle i just
• 18:03
  Speaker 4: started like the number four so i can watch a
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: little bit this week and then i get to watch
• 18:07
  Speaker 4: the next.
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: One this is i want to tell you why i like.
• 18:11
  Speaker 4: It everybody and i stopped it and i told annie
• 18:13
  Speaker 4: this i go listen what's great about this is it
• 18:16
  Speaker 4: was written by a woman and it was adapted by
• 18:17
  Speaker 4: a woman and But what's interesting is I've never seen
• 18:21
  Speaker 4: the perspective of a guy in a relationship who is
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: sort of cheating, is sort of being manipulated by his
• 18:28
  Speaker 4: old girlfriend, pursuing another, but then the old girlfriend still
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: comes around a little bit. There's lots of different characters
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: and lots of different juicy storylines that you're discovering as
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: it goes on. But that was one part that I
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: was like, you know, in all those shitty movies that
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: we grew up being fed to us that were written
• 18:45
  Speaker 4: by guys thinking that this is what a girl wants
• 18:48
  Speaker 4: and never really revealing like why a guy thinks the
• 18:51
  Speaker 4: way he thinks maybe because the guy writing it didn't
• 18:53
  Speaker 4: know or he wanted to protect men but this is
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: so good where you're watching it and you're like oh
• 19:00
  Speaker 4: my god that's why a guy cheats or explains himself
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: that way or that's and this is the kind of
• 19:07
  Speaker 4: girl that like knows how to, like, fuck with a
• 19:10
  Speaker 4: guy's brain.
• 19:11
  Speaker 2: It's really, really, really good. And it's super sexual.
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: This just sounds like the plot line of Selling the
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: OC Season 2. This is just Alex and Trent after
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: Brittany Snow. Was it? No, Tyler. Was it Tyler?
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Tyler and Brittany Snow broke up.
• 19:27
  Speaker 3: And Alexa, or Alexa, Alex Hall.
• 19:30
  Speaker 4: Yes, and of course I predicted that the marriage wouldn't last.
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: And then they were seen.
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Out at the Quiet Woman with our OC chapter girls, okay?
• 19:41
  Speaker 4: My first chapter of Juicy Scoop Sorority that I started
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: a few years ago.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: They were the first ones. And those OC girls, they
• 19:48
  Speaker 2: really keep in touch and go to each other. baby
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: showers and stuff.
• 19:51
  Speaker 4: And they went to the Quiet Woman on Wednesday, I
• 19:54
  Speaker 4: believe it was, and saw Tyler and Alex hanging out there.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: And they said they're very nice, took photos with them.
• 20:02
  Speaker 4: And then, of course, over the weekend, Page Six and
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: TMZ picked them out at another event. And when I
• 20:08
  Speaker 4: told her all my predictions... Can I say? You saw
• 20:11
  Speaker 4: a moment in her eye.
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: I did. I knew it. I knew it. I saw
• 20:16
  Speaker 3: the Juicy Scoop clip where you're like, I don't think
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: they're going to last. And she did this look like...
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, oh, she knows. Something's up.
• 20:25
  Speaker 3: This isn't going to last. Then like two days after
• 20:28
  Speaker 3: the scoop, it was like... Bye. Yeah. He's not going
• 20:31
  Speaker 3: to put up with that shit.
• 20:32
  Speaker 4: No, the episode came out Tuesday morning and by Wednesday morning,
• 20:37
  Speaker 4: it was announced that they were, uh, that Brittany had
• 20:40
  Speaker 4: filed or whatever.
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: They were separated.
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: So here's what's going to happen. So Brittany is filing
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: for a divorce for him. He's already moved on with Alex.
• 20:47
  Speaker 3: Now they can have their little selling OCC season two romance. Yeah.
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: And then the girl who, like, kissed him or whatever,
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: they can be like, back off, my man. So now
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: it's his career.
• 20:57
  Speaker 4: Right, now it makes sense why she was so mean
• 20:59
  Speaker 4: to the other girl hitting on him. And I'm thinking
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: maybe the other girl was hitting on him because they
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: didn't want it revealed in the show, but maybe there
• 21:05
  Speaker 4: was already somewhat of a separation happening.
• 21:09
  Speaker 2: Maybe not, though, but.
• 21:11
  Speaker 4: obviously I said, I go, I know that Brittany Snow
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: being an actress probably thought she's marrying this cute surfer
• 21:17
  Speaker 4: who was in real estate, who came from a big
• 21:20
  Speaker 4: real estate family. And she was like, he can be
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: my cute arm candy and have like a normal financial
• 21:25
  Speaker 4: real estate sales job. And then suddenly he gets a
• 21:28
  Speaker 4: show and he's the star. And I think she just,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: not only did she probably think there was flirting going
• 21:33
  Speaker 4: on watching the show back, but I think she also
• 21:35
  Speaker 4: was like, This isn't what I signed up for.
• 21:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't sign up for you.
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: I'm on her side.
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: Hey, listen.
• 21:40
  Speaker 4: I remember in the early days of OC, I don't
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: think Heather Dubrow loved that Dr. Dubrow became so famous,
• 21:48
  Speaker 4: got his own shows. I think now they're great, but
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: I think in the beginning it was like, whoa, I
• 21:54
  Speaker 4: was the actress who we sat back. We were behind
• 21:57
  Speaker 4: the scenes for many years. Then I get as Real
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: Housewives of OC. But he was like the breakout star.
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: Like everyone loved watching Terry Dubrow and how funny he was.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Watched and all that.
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: So I think the little bit of struggle that they
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: had was that she had to accept that he is
• 22:12
  Speaker 4: in the limelight as well. But they had the four
• 22:14
  Speaker 4: kids and obviously a stronger marriage. Brittany and this guy
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: had been married like two years.
• 22:17
  Speaker 2: So they're like, fuck it.
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: Move the fuck on.
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: Move the fuck on. Reward the easy way. Optionscard.ie.
• 22:49
  Speaker 5: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: have faced tremendous setbacks and yet somehow have found a
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: Life is one long lesson of chaos.
• 23:05
  Speaker 6: I'm heading to the Emmys and I have police complaints
• 23:08
  Speaker 6: filed against me.
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: what would you do if it was given back?
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: Where did that need come from where you thought that
• 23:16
  Speaker 5: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
• 23:20
  Speaker 3: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: started crying. Everybody in life encounters hardships.
• 23:26
  Speaker 5: What defines them is not those hard moments that they
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: go through.
• 23:30
  Speaker 3: It's about what happens next.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: I decided to risk it all.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: I realized how valuable every day was. You're worth the work. Listen, Dara,
• 23:37
  Speaker 3: I'm not going to pull punches.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: You can use your voice even if it shakes.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: The stories are different, but the impact is the same.
• 23:44
  Speaker 5: Only one question matters. What happens next?
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: Tell me lies.
• 23:55
  Speaker 4: But this show, Tell Me Lies, it's, so it's, I'll just,
• 23:59
  Speaker 4: from what I can tell, it spans like 15 years
• 24:03
  Speaker 4: from like, or 2015 to 2007. So it starts in
• 24:09
  Speaker 4: 2015 and the girl's going to an event with her
• 24:12
  Speaker 4: old college friends and then you have all the flashbacks
• 24:15
  Speaker 4: of like her going and being a freshman. So, I mean,
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: it just brings me back to just the freshman stuff
• 24:21
  Speaker 4: and it's 2007 and they have the old phones. And
• 24:24
  Speaker 4: it's so sexy. Now, some of the people, like the lead,
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: she's playing 18 to whatever, 30. And she pulls that
• 24:33
  Speaker 4: look off flawlessly. You believe she's 18, you can also
• 24:36
  Speaker 4: believe she's 30.
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: Cool. Well, I mean, that's like kids today.
• 24:39
  Speaker 4: Some of the people, one of the girls, the stark-haired girl,
• 24:41
  Speaker 4: the friend, she's not pulling off 18 as well, but
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: she's very good. And then the main lead guy definitely
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: looks older, but he's sexy as shit.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: This guy right here?
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he's sexy as shit. So I'm tucked away in,
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: I always like a window seat.
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: A window fire exit seat.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: Where I can just be tucked away and watch my show,
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: which this is very sexual. Do not watch it with
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: your teenager. This is some light porn.
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: But Heather says, you know what? Don't watch it with
• 25:12
  Speaker 3: your teenager, but watch it on a plane. Watch it
• 25:15
  Speaker 3: on a plane where there's families and children traveling. Where
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: we live in a society where men are airdropping their
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: dicks on planes. Heather's like, you know what? I'm going
• 25:24
  Speaker 3: to watch Tommy Lies. What could go wrong? And I
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: catch her.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: So a very naked sexual scene is happening.
• 25:29
  Speaker 4: And just then, Justin leans over a completely sleeping Annie.
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: Thank God her little innocent eyes didn't see it. And
• 25:39
  Speaker 4: he starts to film me. And I look hideous. I
• 25:41
  Speaker 4: have glasses on, a bun, and I'm getting pretty wet.
• 25:45
  Speaker 3: Just watching porn on a plane. Look at this.
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: Okay, we have it on the YouTube, but I am
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: watching it, and it is, like, getting me so horny.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, it is, like, a lot of naked bodies, tits, like,
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: putting on a condom.
• 25:58
  Speaker 3: They show that?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: Oh, putting on a condom, wedding fingers, like, everything.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: Oh, my God.
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 26:04
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, look.
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: My complete dream. Like, everything where I was like, why
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: didn't I have more sex in college?
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: You dumb idiot. This could have been me. She's pointing, like, look, Justin.
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: I'm like, ma'am, we are on a flight. Ma'am. So,
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's kind of hot. This guy, his body
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: is sick.
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: His body's banging.
• 26:19
  Speaker 3: But then, here we go. Now she's just straight up
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: that woman masturbating on a plane.
• 26:24
  Speaker 4: Then I tried to rub one out just for comedic purposes. Anyway,
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: you guys, it's on Hulu.
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: Catch up.
• 26:30
  Speaker 4: I think it's really good. And I call my sister Shannon.
• 26:32
  Speaker 4: I go, I have a show for you. It's younger people,
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: but it's super sexual and juicy.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: She's like, tell me lies. I'm already on episode four.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: I was like, good job. Good job. Um, Okay, Sherry Papini.
• 26:45
  Speaker 4: You remember this story? This is the girl that pretended
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: to be kidnapped.
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: Oh, right. Yes.
• 26:51
  Speaker 4: So I've talked a lot about it. Pretended to be kidnapped.
• 26:54
  Speaker 4: People thought, her husband, everyone thought she might have been
• 26:57
  Speaker 4: sex trafficked-ed.
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: I'm just going to keep it the way I like
• 27:00
  Speaker 2: saying it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 3: Just say it.
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: They didn't know.
• 27:04
  Speaker 4: In the end, she was with an old boyfriend that
• 27:07
  Speaker 4: she started to correspond with.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: Um, we still don't know. I mean, it's pretty sad.
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: I don't think she ever gave him any pussy. I
• 27:14
  Speaker 2: think that she just like, I don't.
• 27:18
  Speaker 3: Think she lies. He's four episodes of tell me lies.
• 27:20
  Speaker 4: Just, I don't think she did, but she had the
• 27:23
  Speaker 4: whole world worried about her that she shaved her own head,
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: branded herself from a, Oh, where did she go to that?
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Not Mike. Was it Michael's or, um, NXIVM hobby lobby.
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: She went to hobby lobby and bought like a brander
• 27:35
  Speaker 4: that I guess you would use for like, um.
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: For what? They sell branders?
• 27:39
  Speaker 4: You know how people do branding on a fancy invitation?
• 27:43
  Speaker 3: Like a wax stamp thing? Like if you're a count
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: in Transylvania?
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so then she branded herself and said, I was
• 27:52
  Speaker 4: taken by... Okay, so then she had him drop her
• 27:54
  Speaker 4: off and had like a half shackle on her. And
• 27:57
  Speaker 4: she was like hobbling the Wednesday before Thanksgiving.
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: And then they're like, oh my God, she's been found.
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: And then she says, oh my God.
• 28:06
  Speaker 4: I was kidnapped by these two Mexican women. And one
• 28:10
  Speaker 4: had big hoop earrings and the other one looked more masculine.
• 28:14
  Speaker 4: And they shaved my head and they gave me a
• 28:15
  Speaker 4: little food and they branded me. But then they were like,
• 28:19
  Speaker 4: but we never heard any more scoop. Like, did she
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: actually have to have sex with people? Did the women
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: have sex with her?
• 28:24
  Speaker 5: No.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: That was just Julie and Brandy.
• 28:26
  Speaker 2: Like, that was just....
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: And during Mexican Heritage Month. Come on.
• 28:31
  Speaker 2: So, yes.
• 28:32
  Speaker 4: And then other people were like, wait a minute. We
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: went deep diving into Facebook and she's made non-racial comments
• 28:40
  Speaker 4: in the past. Could it be that there was a
• 28:44
  Speaker 4: drug dealing? What was it? But the police were very
• 28:47
  Speaker 4: hush-hush about anything. And then they were quiet. We didn't
• 28:51
  Speaker 4: hear from them. And then it was because the police
• 28:53
  Speaker 4: were building a case in which it was all a lie.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: And she set it up. There were no women.
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: She was staying at this guy's house in Southern California
• 29:01
  Speaker 4: in his private room, getting thin, watching it, sending him
• 29:07
  Speaker 4: to Hobby Lobby, cutting off her hair, being a weirdo.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: And then finally, he was like, uh. So then he
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: admitted it all.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: And so just last week, the prosecutors were saying we
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: were going to ask for nine months.
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: We're really hoping she gets nine months.
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: At least for For lying?
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: For lying. For pulling a Jussie Smollett. For making people worry. Also,
• 29:30
  Speaker 2: she gained.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: You.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: Get money as being a victim. And then there was
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: also GoFundMes.
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: And things and private people that paid her and all
• 29:38
  Speaker 4: the resources and just... lying and lying to the police.
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: What is this for?
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: Attention.
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: It's like she's obviously mentally ill. The husband is since
• 29:48
  Speaker 4: separated and is divorcing her. The fact that she left
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: her two and her four-year-old for that long just to, like,
• 29:54
  Speaker 4: have people worry about you, obviously she's very sick. Anyway,
• 29:58
  Speaker 4: they just gave her 18 months instead. So they gave
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: her more. The judge gave her more than even the
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: prosecutor asking for it.
• 30:05
  Speaker 3: So, yeah.
• 30:08
  Speaker 4: So who did we get this from? The Hoax Sherry
• 30:14
  Speaker 4: Papini Podcast. The podcast host of that was sending me
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: the information, was there, and they were going to try
• 30:20
  Speaker 4: to talk to the parents.
• 30:21
  Speaker 2: And anyway, I just was.
• 30:25
  Speaker 4: It's so fascinating because I've always been fascinated with, like,
• 30:27
  Speaker 4: faking your own kidnapping for attention.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it seems like there's a lot of that happening
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: these days.
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: Yes, and I.
• 30:33
  Speaker 3: Would you do that? Would you fake your own?
• 30:35
  Speaker 2: I thought about it seriously. I really did. That's why
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: I'm like, I kind of understand how someone's brain works.
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: Like, and.
• 30:43
  Speaker 4: Where you're just like, gosh, would my husband love me
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: more if he thought this happened to me?
• 30:48
  Speaker 2: I don't know who she was trying to get love from.
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: My idea was when I was trying to get an
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: agent and be discovered in stand-up and nothing was ever happening.
• 30:59
  Speaker 4: I would have these showcases and I would make all
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: these VHS tapes of my stand-up thing and try to
• 31:05
  Speaker 4: get it to people and try to get people to come.
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: And it was so much more effort than just dancing
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: to a TikTok to get an agent today.
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: It was a lot more work.
• 31:13
  Speaker 4: But I– and so I remember watching how this Raiderette,
• 31:19
  Speaker 4: very sad, went missing for a long time. And she
• 31:21
  Speaker 4: was a pretty blonde Raiderette. And she– every night it
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: was hard copy. Every night they were talking to different
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: Raiderettes that knew her.
• 31:27
  Speaker 3: Where is she?
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: Where is she?
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: Very sad story. It turned out she took a little
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: modeling job, like a car model, where she's supposed to, like,
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: drive a car and go out to this desert. And
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: the weird guy killed her. He said they, like– he
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: always said, oh, it was– You know, we had wild
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: sex and I accidentally killed her.
• 31:44
  Speaker 2: Anyway, he went away for it.
• 31:45
  Speaker 4: But for a while, for like a solid five weeks
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: or something, and every– and I thought, listen, chances are
• 31:52
  Speaker 4: this girl is dead. But if she's not and comes back,
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: like this girl is going to have a career because
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: she was really pretty. And now it's like she could
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: be the next Pamela Anderson, like if she lived. So
• 32:01
  Speaker 4: that's where I got the idea. Like what if I–
• 32:06
  Speaker 4: coming– Back from, like, I planned it out. And then, like,
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: I just went, like, I rented, like, a little place.
• 32:13
  Speaker 4: And I had, like, food there waiting for me. And
• 32:15
  Speaker 4: I left my car around Melrose, where the LA prop is,
• 32:19
  Speaker 4: and said goodbye to everybody after a really good set.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: And then, like, left my car ajar and had, like,
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: the tapes and the headshots, like, in the car.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: So they find that.
• 32:29
  Speaker 3: So it's like sexy evidence.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and making it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: Real easy for KTLA to throw up it. We don't
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: have to find someone who has a tape of her.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: It's right there. I'm making it easy for the producers.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Where is she?
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: Where is she? Where is she?
• 32:41
  Speaker 4: And then, obviously I wasn't going to do it, but
• 32:43
  Speaker 4: then I thought like, oh my God, what if this
• 32:45
  Speaker 4: was like a movie? And then all the thirsty other
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: comics are like, we're going to do a benefit for Heather.
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: And they bring out all the press and then they
• 32:54
  Speaker 4: get Like, everyone's like, oh, my God, Justin's so funny
• 32:57
  Speaker 4: and Chris Frangiolla's so funny or whoever was doing comedy
• 32:59
  Speaker 4: at the time. And then you guys all get, like,
• 33:01
  Speaker 4: your ages. And then I'm like, now how the fuck
• 33:03
  Speaker 4: do I come out?
• 33:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what if I, like, led the candle vigil?
• 33:06
  Speaker 5: Yes.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Like, it's Chris and I and we're just like, this
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: will bring us together.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: And then let's do some comedy.
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: Let's unite the Juicy Scoopers hand in hand with Chris
• 33:15
  Speaker 3: Frangiolla lighting the candles. Right. Being like, Heather, like.
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: And then like a whole tour is being planned. And
• 33:23
  Speaker 4: then people are like, my God, this is so funny.
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: And you guys, your numbers are blowing up.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: You're going to get so many more followers. And now
• 33:28
  Speaker 2: I'm still in this little like huddle.
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: And then I'm like, now what am I supposed to do? Well,
• 33:32
  Speaker 4: now it's the day before Thanksgiving.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: And I'm like over it.
• 33:34
  Speaker 3: You're half shackled.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: So now I half shackle myself. I don't think I'd
• 33:38
  Speaker 2: want to cut off my hair.
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Don't, please. It's too good.
• 33:41
  Speaker 2: But maybe I like cut my nails or something.
• 33:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 33:43
  Speaker 2: You know. And then I like, you know, and I
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: like cobble down with like chip nails. And I go,
• 33:49
  Speaker 2: come on. And I just say like, oh, this is
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: what I would say.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, good.
• 33:56
  Speaker 2: I would say, oh my God, I fainted. Again? Again,
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: which I have a history of it.
• 34:02
  Speaker 4: I woke up and I was in this house and
• 34:03
  Speaker 4: it was a weird Juicy Scoop fan, like a Kathy
• 34:07
  Speaker 4: Bates from Misery.
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: Oh, good call.
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: And she tied me to the bed. She gave me food.
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: She gave me Chinese chicken salad. She knew what I liked.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, mandarin oranges.
• 34:14
  Speaker 4: And she was like, I just want to watch Housewives
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: with you and I just want to ask you over
• 34:18
  Speaker 4: and over questions about all.
• 34:20
  Speaker 2: Your Juicy Scoop, yes.
• 34:22
  Speaker 4: And then I was like, one day I just, she
• 34:26
  Speaker 4: was gone and I used my nails to scratch out.
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Which is why they're filed down.
• 34:32
  Speaker 4: Yes, and I got out of a little hole and
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: then I found myself on Melrose Boulevard. And that's why
• 34:36
  Speaker 4: I haven't been raped. I haven't been sex trafficked. But
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: I am up to date on.
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: What's going on with housewives.
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: Were your ankles hobbled?
• 34:47
  Speaker 2: Well, they're already very small.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: No, but I mean, like, when she puts the block
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: in between your legs and hits it with the hammer. Oh, no,
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: she didn't do that. Is that why you're like, okay.
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: No, because all juicy scoopers are nice.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 34:56
  Speaker 4: So, no, no, she didn't, no. We did fun things.
• 34:59
  Speaker 4: She wanted, we did facials. Like, I come back glowing.
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: Does she wake you up with your own theme song
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: every morning?
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 35:05
  Speaker 3: Okay. And then she's like. Like a water board.
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: Like, she walked in.
• 35:08
  Speaker 3: Heather McDonald.
• 35:08
  Speaker 2: She'd walk in with a tray.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 35:11
  Speaker 4: Of, like, avocado toast and, like, fresh greased orange juice,
• 35:14
  Speaker 4: just a small glass.
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: Uh-huh.
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: And a latte. And then it would be like, hello,
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: and welcome. And I'd go, oh, you're so great. Like,
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: I had to be friends with her, you know.
• 35:21
  Speaker 4: That's my story. And then I go and do the circuits,
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: and it's still, now I'm promoting my juicy skin. So
• 35:28
  Speaker 4: when I see this girl, I'm like, girl, I know you.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: I know you.
• 35:31
  Speaker 2: I see you. I'm one degree of thirst away from
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: being you. I see it.
• 35:37
  Speaker 3: I understand it. I've seen this movie. Yeah. What's the
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: movie called? Scooped?
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: Let's talk about the queen. The funeral happened today.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: Speaking of going away.
• 35:45
  Speaker 2: Bonnie finally went away. It finally happened. It finally happened,
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: you guys.
• 35:53
  Speaker 4: No, I just can't believe, you know, we talked about
• 35:57
  Speaker 4: the live show that David Beckman waited 12 hours.
• 35:59
  Speaker 3: Dressed like a chimney sweeper.
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, a little hat, a little cane. No, I don't
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: get a cane. But he waited with everybody else. And,
• 36:07
  Speaker 2: I mean, there's so many. Who is this? Sophia Winkleman?
• 36:12
  Speaker 3: Sophia Winkleman.
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: Who is that?
• 36:13
  Speaker 3: I have no clue.
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: And Sandra Oh.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Sandra Oh was there?
• 36:16
  Speaker 2: And Bear Gryllis. They all got to go. So good
• 36:22
  Speaker 2: for them.
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: And then just the way Page Six is scrutinizing everyone's, like,
• 36:26
  Speaker 4: body language. We even have a photo of– Princess Charlotte
• 36:30
  Speaker 4: chuckling away.
• 36:31
  Speaker 3: Really?
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: Your great-grandmother just died, you little shit. No, I'm just kidding.
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's what they're saying. They're like, look at her laughing.
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: No, they didn't really say that, but I just thought
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: it was funny that they did get a photo where
• 36:39
  Speaker 4: she was like talking to her brother.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: The significance behind her brooch is detailed. Okay. Yes.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: So she's wearing a brooch and, you know. This little
• 36:50
  Speaker 4: girl cried.
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: Oh, that is Charlotte crying. Oh, good for her because
• 36:54
  Speaker 2: she realized that they caught her laughing.
• 36:56
  Speaker 4: They realized they caught her laughing in the limo, and
• 36:59
  Speaker 4: so she was like, God damn it, I better start
• 37:01
  Speaker 4: crying now.
• 37:02
  Speaker 3: Well, what you don't see is George pinching her underneath.
• 37:07
  Speaker 2: Underneath her cape.
• 37:08
  Speaker 3: Just pinching her to be like, bitch.
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: Bitch, cry. We have to look a certain way.
• 37:11
  Speaker 3: You didn't catch the photo op.
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: Yeah, we were chuckling in the limo.
• 37:15
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's so sad.
• 37:17
  Speaker 4: So she cried, and then King Charles got emotional as well.
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: It was like a lot of religious songs. And then
• 37:24
  Speaker 4: they said that little Prince Louis was asking questions about
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: the death. Because he's probably like, how many more days?
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Can I go back to kindergarten?
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: The coffin finally reached where the funeral was. It was
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: like a lot of traditional religious songs.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: Two guards have passed out.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: Yes. I thought I had a photo of the guards
• 37:48
  Speaker 2: passing out.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: I think there was the one with the.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Oh, okay.
• 37:50
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 37:51
  Speaker 4: So the guards passed out and I looked up about
• 37:54
  Speaker 4: guards passing out and they actually are taught if they feel,
• 37:58
  Speaker 4: you know, these are the guards that have, which honestly
• 38:00
  Speaker 4: would be such a horrific job. I don't know if
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: people do it kind of like the way oftentimes people
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: enter our military, like do it for a few years,
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: you get your college paid, you learn a skill.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 38:11
  Speaker 4: But I just was like, oh, my God, to be
• 38:13
  Speaker 4: ever one of those people that have to stand there.
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: With the wool, the strap.
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: And it's not like under your chin. Like, I love,
• 38:19
  Speaker 2: I don't love my profile.
• 38:20
  Speaker 4: So I love, like, for Halloween, when I went with Krista,
• 38:23
  Speaker 4: she had an outfit, like an old Victorian queen lady,
• 38:27
  Speaker 4: like a slutty queen lady.
• 38:28
  Speaker 2: In a bustier.
• 38:29
  Speaker 4: And I love a little hat because then I have a.
• 38:31
  Speaker 4: a string, like a little string going under my neck
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: and it.
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: Like really gives me a great like jawline.
• 38:35
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 38:36
  Speaker 4: But they have the opposite. They have to wear at
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: their chin. So even if they have a good jawline,
• 38:40
  Speaker 4: it's like the worst look.
• 38:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 38:41
  Speaker 4: And then the black fluffy hair like covers their eyes.
• 38:44
  Speaker 4: I don't know how they even see. And then when
• 38:46
  Speaker 4: they're about to faint, they've been taught that, that they
• 38:49
  Speaker 4: have to, if they feel they're going to faint, they
• 38:51
  Speaker 4: have to faint forward.
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: So oftentimes break their nose, break their teeth. Cause it's
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: happened over the years.
• 38:57
  Speaker 3: Why do they fall forward?
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: That's what they're taught to do. Because I guess it's
• 39:00
  Speaker 4: less offensive than falling backwards.
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: Who gives a shit? You're passing out. Like that one
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: guy had like a saber. Remember? He could have easily
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: just like impaled his neck.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: They're also supposed to keep holding their gun or whatever
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: they hold. And so someone fainted during that.
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: You also, someone yelled out something during the, what was it?
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: Andrew, you're a sick old man.
• 39:25
  Speaker 2: It sounded like a Scottish accent. That was another moment.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: Such good takeaways. Yeah, there was another thing.
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: Where someone- Someone bum rushed her coffin?
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 39:36
  Speaker 3: And got tackled immediately? Yeah.
• 39:38
  Speaker 2: There was a lot going on.
• 39:40
  Speaker 4: And then- And then with, uh, and then with Megan,
• 39:44
  Speaker 4: Megan wore a beautiful Stella McCarthy black outfit. They got
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: in trouble for holding hands afterwards. They got disinvited from
• 39:52
  Speaker 4: Queen Camilla and King Charles had a thing. And then
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: they said, Oh no, you're not invited because technically you
• 39:57
  Speaker 4: don't hold the titles and we're only inviting the title people.
• 40:01
  Speaker 3: Then, uh, they're saying that, uh, King Charles is going
• 40:05
  Speaker 3: to take away Harry and Andrew from being, uh, What's
• 40:12
  Speaker 3: it called? Next in line. Like the... Oh. What's the name?
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: Not the heir, but it's the order.
• 40:21
  Speaker 2: The hierarchy. Yeah.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: Like the order. They take him out completely. Oh, really? Yeah. So.
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: Right. So then it'll just... So it's like little George.
• 40:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. So it's William, George.
• 40:34
  Speaker 2: We could see little Prince George and his husband being.
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: The king and what would they call the, if the
• 40:41
  Speaker 4: king is gay and has a husband.
• 40:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Okay. So, I mean, I think we could see
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: that in the next 50 years.
• 40:49
  Speaker 3: I read a book called Red, White, and Royal Blue,
• 40:51
  Speaker 3: which is so good. They're making it into a movie
• 40:53
  Speaker 3: and it's about like the Prince of England and he
• 40:55
  Speaker 3: like falls in love with like the President of the
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: United States' first son. It's really cute. So I was
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: like thinking that. I was like, oh, I would love
• 41:04
  Speaker 3: to see that.
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: That's a juicy one.
• 41:06
  Speaker 3: It's so good. And then we just found out that
• 41:10
  Speaker 3: Trudeau in Canada was seen drunkenly singing Bohemian Rhapsody before
• 41:16
  Speaker 3: the Queen's funeral. And now we've got to watch out
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: for Canada. Do we know it was drunkenly, though? I mean, yeah, right?
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: But I mean, I also think.
• 41:23
  Speaker 3: You don't see Bohemian Rhapsody sober at a bar.
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: But it's just like when you go to a three-day wedding,
• 41:29
  Speaker 4: it's pretty fun and you're doing stuff all day long.
• 41:32
  Speaker 2: This was like a 10-day funeral.
• 41:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone's shit-faced. They're exhausted. No one's been working. They're
• 41:40
  Speaker 3: all just waiting for this poor grand-grand to just go-go.
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: Oh, and then there was a letter that she wrote
• 41:48
  Speaker 4: that's supposed to be opened... In like 2085 or something.
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: She time-canceled herself?
• 41:53
  Speaker 2: Yes, to Australia. Something about Australia. And like, yes, something
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: we don't know. But, okay.
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: What's going to happen?
• 42:01
  Speaker 4: Well, the conspiracy theory that we talked about during the
• 42:03
  Speaker 4: live show was there is this guy who believes that
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: he is the illegitimate son of Camilla and King Charles
• 42:13
  Speaker 4: when King Charles was 17 and Camilla was 18. Maybe
• 42:17
  Speaker 4: he got her pregnant and then he's like, for the
• 42:19
  Speaker 4: first year in my house, first year and a half
• 42:21
  Speaker 4: of my life I don't really know who was taking
• 42:23
  Speaker 4: care of me but then I was eventually adopted by
• 42:27
  Speaker 4: someone who worked for the queen very closely so and
• 42:32
  Speaker 4: then he lived in Australia the majority of his life
• 42:36
  Speaker 4: so what if in that letter along with a lot
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: of other things she says end but she makes it
• 42:44
  Speaker 4: long enough that he's dead and any of his heirs
• 42:47
  Speaker 4: would never screw up anything But let me just release
• 42:52
  Speaker 4: this info.
• 42:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah, why? It's probably not.
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: I'm doing the juice.
• 42:57
  Speaker 4: It's probably something about Australia positively.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: But, like, who knows?
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: Or what if she's just like, sorry, I made you
• 43:05
  Speaker 3: guys a prison colony. Yeah. Sorry about all that.
• 43:08
  Speaker 2: Hey, my bad. But also, there's this guy that.
• 43:12
  Speaker 3: Queen Bindi Irwin... will reign forever. God, I would love that.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: I would love like a queen. I feel like Steve
• 43:18
  Speaker 3: Irwin was the king of Australia. He passed away with
• 43:21
  Speaker 3: a stingray. Queen Bindi Irwin. Right.
• 43:24
  Speaker 2: And then I also predict that Charlotte will be the
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: surrogate of King George. Yes. But maybe just carry it,
• 43:33
  Speaker 2: like just because that would be weird.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Oh, wait.
• 43:38
  Speaker 6: Hold on.
• 43:38
  Speaker 3: What?
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: No. King George and his husband.
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 43:42
  Speaker 2: Okay. We take the sperm of the husband, and then she...
• 43:48
  Speaker 2: And then it's her egg, and she carries it, but
• 43:52
  Speaker 2: they raise it.
• 43:52
  Speaker 3: But it's not royal, then.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Yes, it is. It's her. It's the royal blood. She's
• 43:56
  Speaker 2: royal blood.
• 43:57
  Speaker 3: But, I mean, it has to be his sperm.
• 43:59
  Speaker 2: All right, then, okay, then we just get.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: I mean, it's fine. It's brother and sister. It's Game
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: of Thrones. It's incest.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I guess we couldn't use her egg, too,
• 44:06
  Speaker 2: but then it would be like a double... Yeah. So
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: we use an egg from someone else, and then they
• 44:12
  Speaker 2: have the baby.
• 44:13
  Speaker 4: I mean, then she carries the baby as just like
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: a nice girl.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: I don't think she'll want to carry it.
• 44:18
  Speaker 4: I think they'll have to get someone like one of
• 44:20
  Speaker 4: Beatrice's daughters to carry it.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Oh, not Beatrice's daughters.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: Lilibet.
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: Lilibet. She'll carry it. She's like, I just want to
• 44:27
  Speaker 3: go to school. Shut up, Lilibet.
• 44:30
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 44:30
  Speaker 3: I don't know. Oh, yeah.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Post Malone. Have you seen this fall happen?
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. I sent you the video. Did
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: I not? Yeah. I haven't seen it.
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: Can we watch it? It's very weird. It's crazy.
• 44:42
  Speaker 4: It's like there's a hole in the stage that either
• 44:46
  Speaker 4: maybe he came out of and then they didn't raise
• 44:48
  Speaker 4: it up.
• 44:49
  Speaker 2: But he literally fell in the middle of a hole.
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Oh, fuck. Oh, God.
• 44:58
  Speaker 4: From the other angle, it's literally like he fell and
• 45:01
  Speaker 4: it probably hit his stomach and his back.
• 45:04
  Speaker 2: But there was a hole in it. See, watch the hole.
• 45:08
  Speaker 2: And on his face and his head.
• 45:09
  Speaker 5: So.
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: He's lucky he didn't break his leg.
• 45:14
  Speaker 2: It was after the 12th song. And then he didn't
• 45:17
  Speaker 2: continue with the concert, did he? No. But at least
• 45:19
  Speaker 2: they got 12 songs out of it. And everyone's like,
• 45:22
  Speaker 2: I saw a.
• 45:22
  Speaker 4: And he canceled the show after this?
• 45:27
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, he didn't go on after that.
• 45:28
  Speaker 3: And Lady Gaga had to cancel the last night of
• 45:31
  Speaker 3: her Chromatica Ball. In Miami. Right, because. Due to, like,
• 45:35
  Speaker 3: a hurricane.
• 45:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and now it's really bad in Puerto Rico.
• 45:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, yeah.
• 45:40
  Speaker 2: So, and she was very upset about that.
• 45:42
  Speaker 3: She was?
• 45:43
  Speaker 2: What was her thing that she wrote?
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: She was like, there's nothing that I want, there's nothing
• 45:49
  Speaker 3: that I wanted more than to see rain on me
• 45:52
  Speaker 3: in an actual rainstorm.
• 45:54
  Speaker 2: But this was more than I wanted, so I had
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: to cancel.
• 45:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's like, but there was a lightning strike right
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: behind me, so suck it, bitches.
• 46:01
  Speaker 2: Sorry. Obviously, that's not her fault.
• 46:03
  Speaker 3: No, no, no.
• 46:04
  Speaker 2: This is not his fault.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: It sucks she has the last night of your tour.
• 46:07
  Speaker 2: And Post Malone is, like, such a great guy. Like,
• 46:09
  Speaker 2: everyone loves him to death.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: But anyway, I was watching a TikTok, and all the
• 46:13
  Speaker 4: reports are like, we've never seen a performer fall this
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: badly before.
• 46:17
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's bad.
• 46:17
  Speaker 4: And I hate to always bring it back to me,
• 46:19
  Speaker 4: but it is my show.
• 46:21
  Speaker 2: And I mean, come on. I think it was worse
• 46:26
  Speaker 2: than Post Malone.
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: You did the reverse British soldier. Yes. You fell way back.
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: I saved my face. And you fell straight back. There
• 46:35
  Speaker 3: was no bending of the knees, nothing. It was full. God,
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: that seems like yesterday.
• 46:40
  Speaker 2: And I wish my fall would have happened later in
• 46:42
  Speaker 2: the show.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: Yeah, not like two minutes in.
• 46:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah, but at least.
• 46:47
  Speaker 4: Then the people got their money back or I came back.
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: No one got overly screwed, but I still felt really
• 46:52
  Speaker 4: bad because still it's an evening out. But anyway, I mean,
• 46:58
  Speaker 4: let's remember who did it first.
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: You did it first, yeah.
• 47:00
  Speaker 2: I mean, it's just like, it's fine. Steal my bits.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I don't care anymore. This girl, this was the greatest
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: clip from Fashion Police. I mean, Fashion Police. Fashion.
• 47:08
  Speaker 3: Weak.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: Just, she fell.
• 47:10
  Speaker 4: She had, like, skinnier ankles than me, I think. She
• 47:12
  Speaker 4: was wearing these tie boots, and she fell several times.
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: TMZ caught it.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: And she couldn't get up?
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: No, she got up, walked again, and then fell again.
• 47:18
  Speaker 4: And at that point, and then, I think it's also
• 47:20
  Speaker 4: really sad when people just start clapping, like, you can
• 47:23
  Speaker 4: do it, girl.
• 47:23
  Speaker 2: It's like, you're just walking. It's just embarrassing.
• 47:26
  Speaker 3: It's just embarrassing. Also, don't buy these shoes. But also,
• 47:29
  Speaker 3: I love a good, like, clip of model model fails
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: it's the best where they're it's just like they just
• 47:35
  Speaker 3: look like baby deer just newly born right yeah like
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: a cult a cult yeah just they can't do it
• 47:41
  Speaker 3: at that point there's one model who at one point
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: she keeps falling and just takes his shoes off and
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: just does it I'm like there there you.
• 47:48
  Speaker 4: Go at that point yeah I agree this was amazing
• 47:52
  Speaker 4: as far as today's show caught this and a husband
• 47:54
  Speaker 4: posts hilarious wanted ad looking for gay man to party
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: with wife so I can get some rest I have
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: the ad here Looking for gay man to take my
• 48:03
  Speaker 4: wife out to party.
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: Chelsea, I guess, means that's the area.
• 48:07
  Speaker 4: My wife is great, but she always wants to go out,
• 48:09
  Speaker 4: especially to Brooklyn electronic music events.
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: Unfortunately, I'm unable to keep up with her. I'm not
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: disabled or anything.
• 48:15
  Speaker 4: I just need someone who can chaperone her to these
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: events as a friend so I can get some rest. Ideally,
• 48:21
  Speaker 4: you're into this type of music. You like to party,
• 48:23
  Speaker 4: and you're probably in your late 20s to 30s, she's 30.
• 48:26
  Speaker 4: This would be paid by the hour, $ 30 an hour,
• 48:29
  Speaker 4: plus any cover or expenses of admission, price of admission
• 48:33
  Speaker 4: as well, most likely on a Friday or Saturday. If
• 48:35
  Speaker 4: you're interested, please respond with a brief description about yourself.
• 48:38
  Speaker 3: Thanks.
• 48:40
  Speaker 4: I love this so much, but I don't think this
• 48:42
  Speaker 4: guy is the original writer of the ad. I believe
• 48:45
  Speaker 4: it's Matthew Broderick and Andy Cohen answered the ad about
• 48:50
  Speaker 4: 25 years ago and inherited Sarah Jessica Parker because Every
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: time I'd see Sarah Jessica Parker and Andy Cohen together
• 48:56
  Speaker 4: in the last 15 years, I'm like, this is so
• 48:58
  Speaker 4: great for Matthew Broderick because he didn't want to go
• 49:01
  Speaker 4: to the Met Ball anyway.
• 49:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: Like, I think this is so genius, guys.
• 49:06
  Speaker 3: Now. I don't.
• 49:08
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: Let's hear it. I see a fault in this.
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: Okay. What is it?
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: I think you need to extend it by a day
• 49:13
  Speaker 3: because you know what's on Sunday?
• 49:16
  Speaker 2: What?
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Brunch.
• 49:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, so you're saying that. You can't.
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: Just say Friday or Saturday only. No, you need to
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: do a Sunday.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: But.
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: Yes. This also needs to be an app. I think
• 49:25
  Speaker 3: this is a great.
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: Yes, we talked about this on the plane.
• 49:27
  Speaker 3: Yes.
• 49:28
  Speaker 2: Like, we can do this.
• 49:29
  Speaker 6: We.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: I have no technology experience or anything, but I know
• 49:35
  Speaker 4: what this app could entail.
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: Because there's a lot of women who are just like...
• 49:39
  Speaker 3: It's probably.
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: Fuck, it's probably already... We're getting it in a way.
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: Someone that works at Bumble or something is going to
• 49:43
  Speaker 4: do it.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: They need to be like.
• 49:44
  Speaker 2: Actually, I know the owner of Bumble, and I'm going
• 49:47
  Speaker 2: to give her.
• 49:47
  Speaker 3: My idea right now. It's kind of like Tinder. You
• 49:50
  Speaker 3: can swipe who you want to hang out with and
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: who's available. You can do a filter. What's the age?
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: What nationality? What part of town?
• 50:00
  Speaker 4: Because there's different kinds of women and there's different kinds
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: of gay guys.
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 50:04
  Speaker 4: And sometimes you, you know, you want your basic gay.
• 50:07
  Speaker 4: Everyone thinks they want their basic gay, which is just
• 50:09
  Speaker 4: like girlfriend and wants to shop with you. There's so
• 50:12
  Speaker 4: many other great gay guys that you can involve in
• 50:16
  Speaker 4: your life that can improve your life as a woman.
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: Like what? Like what?
• 50:20
  Speaker 2: Handy gay.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: A handy gay.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: There's so many. A technical gay. Okay.
• 50:23
  Speaker 3: A tech gay, yeah.
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: Gays that like know about cars.
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: That goes in, that can be all with the technical
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: and the.
• 50:31
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying like it's still a guy.
• 50:34
  Speaker 3: One who just wants to listen.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: Even if the gay guy doesn't want to fuck you,
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: he still has all the positive traits that genetically come
• 50:41
  Speaker 4: with men and a male brain that we just don't
• 50:44
  Speaker 4: get as women.
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: So take the sexuality out of it.
• 50:47
  Speaker 4: You just want a guy in your life and then
• 50:50
  Speaker 4: that guy doesn't want to fuck you but wants to
• 50:52
  Speaker 4: watch all the same shows as you.
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: You could have a Netflix and chill gay. Yeah. You
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: could have a hot mess gay for that woman who
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: just wants to go out and throw up in a bush.
• 51:01
  Speaker 4: Along with being a gay that knows what looks good
• 51:03
  Speaker 4: and bad on you, not only is he that person
• 51:06
  Speaker 4: that could come and clean out your closet, he also
• 51:08
  Speaker 4: is like, let me get a drill.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: A shopper gay.
• 51:11
  Speaker 4: I'm tall enough to help you with the highest shelf.
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: You get a tall gay if you.
• 51:15
  Speaker 2: Want a tall one.
• 51:16
  Speaker 3: You're looking at me.
• 51:17
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 51:17
  Speaker 3: I want to be more than just the tall gay, though.
• 51:20
  Speaker 4: Honestly, Justin, you are kind of the perfect because... You
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: have that ability to lift things and pick up things
• 51:29
  Speaker 4: and all that, but then you also know fashion.
• 51:32
  Speaker 2: You also like all the same foods that I like.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 51:35
  Speaker 2: You like to drink.
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: What?
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: You like to dance. Uh-huh. And yeah, so it's pretty good.
• 51:42
  Speaker 3: You know what? That's called the all-package gay.
• 51:45
  Speaker 4: You know what I also want to say about the
• 51:46
  Speaker 4: whole having a gay best friend, which a lot of
• 51:48
  Speaker 4: people don't realize, is you get this guy and you.
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: Maybe he's your coworker. Maybe you just met him. Maybe
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: he's your neighbor. You're absolutely just hitting him off. You'll
• 51:57
  Speaker 2: love him.
• 51:58
  Speaker 4: Just like a straight guy that could be a player
• 52:01
  Speaker 4: and make all the different women that he's seeing feel
• 52:04
  Speaker 4: like they're the only ones.
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: Gay guys do that with their girlfriends.
• 52:08
  Speaker 3: How do you know?
• 52:09
  Speaker 2: Oh, I've seen it happen.
• 52:11
  Speaker 3: Oh, really? Yeah.
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: Well, I think I'm it. I think we have a
• 52:15
  Speaker 4: special thing. And then I see them with other women
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: in their lives.
• 52:19
  Speaker 3: What are you doing over there?
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: Having just as good a chemistry. Laughing just as hard.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: And I'm like, oh, my God, it wasn't me. It
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: wasn't this amazing connection. So if you go on, same
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: thing with an app.
• 52:34
  Speaker 3: You know what, though? Women are just as bad. You
• 52:36
  Speaker 3: know why?
• 52:36
  Speaker 2: Why?
• 52:37
  Speaker 3: Because you think you're friends. You think you're the gay guy.
• 52:40
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 52:40
  Speaker 3: And then you're friends with the straight girl. And then
• 52:44
  Speaker 3: the straight girl's just like, my gay bestie, my gay bestie,
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: my gay bestie. And you're like, wait, I thought I
• 52:50
  Speaker 3: was the gay bestie.
• 52:51
  Speaker 2: So you've had that happen. Oh, yeah, for sure.
• 52:53
  Speaker 3: Okay. All of a sudden, it's like, my gay bestie.
• 52:55
  Speaker 3: And I'm like, really, bitch?
• 52:57
  Speaker 4: Well, it's the same thing like when I interviewed the
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: porn star that used to be on Boy Meets World.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Oh, right. Her husband is completely fine with her being
• 53:10
  Speaker 2: a porn star and having sex with other men. He's
• 53:13
  Speaker 2: in the room watching, whatever, that's fine. And she can
• 53:15
  Speaker 2: have girlfriends too.
• 53:17
  Speaker 4: So for him, he is monogamous to her, but she
• 53:20
  Speaker 4: does not have to be monogamous to him.
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: Because that's work?
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: Work, but also she has like girlfriends on the side.
• 53:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, right. I think I remember that clip. So that's okay.
• 53:29
  Speaker 4: If you have a relationship like that with your gay,
• 53:31
  Speaker 4: where you're like, listen. But also as a woman, especially
• 53:35
  Speaker 4: if you were the sugar mama of the relationship.
• 53:38
  Speaker 3: Of the gay group.
• 53:39
  Speaker 4: So now let's take it to another level. There's definitely,
• 53:41
  Speaker 4: there's definitely, there's, there's like, hey.
• 53:44
  Speaker 2: No commitment.
• 53:46
  Speaker 4: You can have other gay girlfriend. I mean, you could
• 53:49
  Speaker 4: have other girlfriends. I can have other gay male friends, besties.
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: But we met on this app. You could explore others.
• 53:56
  Speaker 4: We don't have to make a commitment. We don't have
• 53:58
  Speaker 4: to be anonymous because we're not screwing. But you could
• 54:02
  Speaker 4: also say, honestly, it does hurt my feelings to see
• 54:05
  Speaker 4: you out with other girlfriends that are more stylish than
• 54:08
  Speaker 4: I am or vice versa. So I'm no longer comfortable
• 54:12
  Speaker 4: playing the field. You could have that uncomfortable conversation with
• 54:15
  Speaker 4: your gay bestie as you would with a straight guy.
• 54:18
  Speaker 2: But then also... It can be if I'm the sugar
• 54:22
  Speaker 2: mama of the gay.
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: You're the den mother.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: And I'm the.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: Rich bitch that's bringing the gay on the jet and
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: on the trip. And you're to come in my room,
• 54:34
  Speaker 4: help me. We get together and we go on Instagram
• 54:38
  Speaker 4: and we laugh about people we hate.
• 54:40
  Speaker 2: Together. Not that we're that. I'm just saying, I assume
• 54:44
  Speaker 2: there's people like that.
• 54:45
  Speaker 3: Of course not.
• 54:45
  Speaker 2: And then you're like, come in my bed.
• 54:47
  Speaker 4: And watch a movie with me. And you're sort of
• 54:48
  Speaker 4: my beck and call because I'm kind of paying you.
• 54:50
  Speaker 2: Yeah. Then if that's a situation, then I can also say, I.
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Am not comfortable with you then going and hanging out
• 54:59
  Speaker 4: with a housewife, a Lala Kent, other fabulous straight females.
• 55:07
  Speaker 2: You're mine.
• 55:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:08
  Speaker 4: So if I'm paying for the trips and I'm giving
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: you an allowance to be at my beck and call,
• 55:12
  Speaker 4: to be my plus one, to go to brunch with me,
• 55:15
  Speaker 4: then you have an agreement just like you would with
• 55:18
  Speaker 4: a sugar baby.
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like a straight... I mean, this is.
• 55:21
  Speaker 2: Like such a good business right now.
• 55:22
  Speaker 3: It's a straight woman's gay escort service. Exactly.
• 55:26
  Speaker 2: Yeah. We're not acting like you're straight. We're not acting
• 55:28
  Speaker 2: like we're fucking.
• 55:29
  Speaker 3: We know.
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: But the humiliation I'll get.
• 55:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: When I'm like, oh my God, Heather and her guy Justin,
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: they are just so fabulous, and then I... But you
• 55:38
  Speaker 4: have a page six and I see you cackling with
• 55:41
  Speaker 4: Whitney Cummings.
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: Then we're fucking done.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: No, because you remember.
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: If I'm paying you.
• 55:48
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 55:49
  Speaker 2: If we have an arrangement.
• 55:51
  Speaker 4: Right now, we're just normal people. So in going forward
• 55:55
  Speaker 4: with this, because I also think it's great. My mother-in-law,
• 55:59
  Speaker 4: she is very close to a young guy who's gay.
• 56:03
  Speaker 4: And the way she met him was her best friend
• 56:06
  Speaker 4: had a gay grandson.
• 56:08
  Speaker 2: And the.
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: Gay grandson of her best friend had a boyfriend. And
• 56:13
  Speaker 4: the four of them did really nice grandma gay stuff together.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: I love grandma gay stuff.
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: Oh, my God. They have theater passes. Yes.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: New restaurants. They live in San Diego, so like a
• 56:24
  Speaker 4: panda had a baby. All that kind of stuff.
• 56:27
  Speaker 2: They'd do together. The boys would help them out with
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: moving things. Anyway, the boys broke up.
• 56:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: So, obviously, the grandma had to keep... The one gay
• 56:37
  Speaker 4: that's her biological gay grandson.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: King George.
• 56:40
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 56:40
  Speaker 4: But my mother-in-law, who didn't have any gay grandsons at present,
• 56:46
  Speaker 4: she inherited that one.
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 56:49
  Speaker 4: And they're very close. And he helps her with anything Apple-related,
• 56:52
  Speaker 4: anything like that.
• 56:53
  Speaker 2: He comes over.
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: They're service gays.
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 57:00
  Speaker 3: That's where we're at.
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: Got it. But also we were thinking that sometimes, you know,
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: we'd ask her about him and then she'd be like, oh,
• 57:08
  Speaker 2: I don't like the guy he's dating. And we're like,
• 57:10
  Speaker 2: are you cock blocking him because you want to keep
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: him at your disposal?
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: The grandmother.
• 57:15
  Speaker 2: The grandmother. I feel like she wasn't encouraging him to
• 57:17
  Speaker 2: fall in love again.
• 57:19
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 57:19
  Speaker 2: Being a little selfish. Yeah. And it's like, you don't
• 57:22
  Speaker 2: want to be just like a girlfriend that's like, girl,
• 57:25
  Speaker 2: he's a dick.
• 57:26
  Speaker 4: Get rid of him because you want your single girlfriend.
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: You have to also encourage that. But if it's an arrangement,
• 57:32
  Speaker 4: like a sugar baby, what would.
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: We call it? Sugar? Sugar mama? And then you're a...
• 57:40
  Speaker 2: If you're a sugar baby, then you're a sugar gaby.
• 57:42
  Speaker 3: A sugar gaby.
• 57:43
  Speaker 2: You're a sugar gaby to a sugar mama. Yeah.
• 57:46
  Speaker 3: A sugar gaby.
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: But also... Can the sugar mom... The sugar mama can't
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: have other gays. It's like, you know, it's my flavor
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: of the week. Like, she... Because she can afford it.
• 57:59
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: She's that bitch. She's like, you know what? I'm going
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: to go hang out with David with a Y.
• 58:04
  Speaker 4: She can, but then it can be that. I can
• 58:06
  Speaker 4: have other gays if I'm so rich.
• 58:08
  Speaker 2: But you... It's sort of on the payroll.
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: I'm on the clock when you want it.
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: So you cannot be cheating and having, you can't even
• 58:16
  Speaker 4: be having lunch.
• 58:17
  Speaker 3: With Lala.
• 58:18
  Speaker 2: With another like high profile, fab, straight female.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 58:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: Okay. Well, this is good to know.
• 58:25
  Speaker 2: I think this is going to be a huge business.
• 58:28
  Speaker 1: Uh-huh.
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: And props to this guy. Props to us. I'm going
• 58:33
  Speaker 2: to call my person at Bumble right now.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: I think it's a great idea.
• 58:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 58:37
  Speaker 3: Okay. And clearly, there's a market for it.
• 58:41
  Speaker 2: It's a win-win.
• 58:42
  Speaker 3: And because I feel like there's that dude in Oklahoma. Right.
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: And that's the thing with my stand-up, too. I get
• 58:48
  Speaker 3: a lot of people who come see me, like partners
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: and husbands and wives, and they're like, you know what?
• 58:54
  Speaker 3: I like you, man. I don't agree with your lifestyle,
• 58:57
  Speaker 3: but I like you. You know why? Because my wife
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: laughs at you.
• 59:01
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: And when my wife is happy, I'm happy.
• 59:04
  Speaker 2: Right.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: So the wife sees me perform. She gets horny, wants
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: to go have sex with her. husband. And then the
• 59:11
  Speaker 3: husband's like, yes.
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: It's a win-win for everybody.
• 59:14
  Speaker 4: I also feel like, you know, um, people on, you know, the,
• 59:18
  Speaker 4: the coast, East coast or San Francisco, people where cosmopolitan cities,
• 59:22
  Speaker 4: we take for granted how much Gay resources we have.
• 59:29
  Speaker 2: We have a.
• 59:30
  Speaker 4: Plethora of gays. And we take for granted that there's
• 59:32
  Speaker 4: parts of the country where there are straight women that
• 59:36
  Speaker 4: don't have access to fabulous gay friends.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: And for five cents a day.
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: Spend all your time waiting.
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: It's time that the states come together. Yeah. And share
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: our resources more.
• 59:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, tap into that.
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: Yes, absolutely. We are one country under God.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Quit trying.
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: Who could be gay? We don't know.
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: Quit trying to pray the gay away. We need to
• 59:59
  Speaker 3: slay the gay. Let's do it.
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: Absolutely, and come together.
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 3: God, it is so stupid.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: Props to this guy. This just broke today.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: Who is this?
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: This is juicy.
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 3: Who is this? Sumner?
• 1:00:08
  Speaker 2: Her name is Summer Straw. S-T-R-O-H.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Her name is Summer with an N?
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 2: Sumner.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 3: Sumner? You're right, Sumner.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 4: And she's a very pretty girl. She's an Instagram model.
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 4: She's got 300,000 on TikTok, probably more.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, she's gorgeous.
• 1:00:24
  Speaker 2: Coming this week.
• 1:00:26
  Speaker 4: And she came out today, or recently, and just said
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 4: that she dated Adam Levine for a year. He's currently
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 4: still married to his Victoria's Secret wife, and he was
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 4: married when they were seeing each other.
• 1:00:43
  Speaker 2: Ooh. She goes on further with the.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 3: She just came out on TikTok and said that? Yep.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Good for her. Wait, Sumner?
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 4: And so then she goes, she said that he wrote
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 4: her and he said, okay, serious question. I'm having another
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 4: baby and if it's a boy, I really want to
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 4: name it Sumner.
• 1:01:05
  Speaker 2: You okay with that? Dead serious. And then what did
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 2: she write? Daddy, family. I don't know what that was about.
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 4: Anyway, so she shares this this. Now, I don't know what,
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 4: it says June 1, but I don't know what year
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 4: that was.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 3: Well, when was the kid born?
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 2: Can you look that up?
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 3: When Adam Levine's son was born.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: He didn't have a son. He had a girl. Oh.
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 4: So even though she's a girl, he didn't choose that name.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 4: He wanted it for a boy.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 3: And what's up with her friends' names? Ocella, Balin, Sumner.
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 3: So wait, so this just broke.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 3: So Adam Levine will.
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 4: It was just brought to my attention today.
• 1:01:46
  Speaker 2: Maybe it was out a while ago, but it was just.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: He has a four-year-old.
• 1:01:49
  Speaker 2: He has a four-year-old.
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: So this was four years ago?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: This was years ago then when he was pregnant. Yeah,
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 2: so when he was pregnant. So it's been years.
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 4: Of course, like every other girl that looks back on
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 4: a relationship, she's saying, I was manipulated, I was groomed, I.
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 3: Was, you know... Yeah, how old was she? She's young looking.
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 2: I don't think she ever said she was under legal
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: age or anything, but... Hey, you know what?
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: So we're predicting?
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: The thing is, when you're dating someone, whether it's, you know,
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 4: Armie Hammer or Adam Levine.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 2: It's pretty easy.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 4: You know, you didn't meet some guy that's like, oh,
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 4: I sell concrete in the Vegas lobby and tells you
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 4: he's divorced. You pretty much can tell in a second
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 4: if he's married, how long he's been married. Now he
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: can tell you we're separated, we have an arrangement, whatever.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 4: But just know that if you Google it and he
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 4: says he's married... Right. And no papers have been filed
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: and TMZ has not reported on a filing of a divorce,
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 4: you are engaging in a relationship with someone who is
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 4: not single.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 3: And I'm sorry.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 2: Do that, yeah.
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 3: That's just weird to me. Like, hey, girlfriend I'm sleeping with,
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: I'm having a baby with my wife. It is very,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: very weird. And I would like to name it the
• 1:03:01
  Speaker 3: same name as you if it's a boy. Like, that's weird.
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 2: It's really weird. It's really gross.
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: It's gross.
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: But that's happened with people.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 4: Do you remember the horrible, horrible story of the guy
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 4: in Denver who... killed his pregnant wife and his two
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: little daughters and put the daughters in the oil thing.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: And he, then they found out he had.
• 1:03:23
  Speaker 4: A whole nother girlfriend that worked at the place with him.
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 4: And her name was Nicola or Nicole or something. And
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 4: the boy that the mom was pregnant with, they were
• 1:03:35
  Speaker 4: going to name him Nicholas.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: So it isn't unheard of.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: Sometimes that someone who has a side chick or whatever
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 4: somehow or will take their girlfriend's name and make it
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 4: the middle name and the girl has no idea. It's like,
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 4: it's not a weird, it's not that weird of a thing.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: But I mean, look at it this way, not to
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 3: like be morbid or gross or whatever, but it's like,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 3: so that guy did that to his kids and his wife.
• 1:04:02
  Speaker 3: I mean, Adam Levine could, I mean.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know about that.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 3: He does have a song called Harder to Breathe.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 4: I'm saying, I'm sure she's not the only girl that
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 4: he's cheated on with.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 3: Oh, I'm sure.
• 1:04:14
  Speaker 4: And even though he's married to a Victoria's Secret model,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 4: we all know it has nothing to do with how
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 4: gorgeous or how sweet or how smart you are.
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 2: A guy who cheats is a guy who cheats. And, however,
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: him reaching out to her tells me he's just fishing.
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: But he's fishing. He's seeing, like, then she. you know,
• 1:04:32
  Speaker 2: is she going to like respond?
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: Are they going to start talking again, start sending nudes
• 1:04:35
  Speaker 4: and maybe hook up when he's in town in two weeks.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing.
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 2: So that's what that is.
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 4: I don't really think he ever really thought to name
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 4: his child that, but it was like, Oh my God,
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 4: I'm thinking about you. He's just a way for him
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: to like, see if this girl wants to see him again.
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Right. But also Sumner, if you're listening, if you have
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 3: the nudes, release.
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: Them, release the nudes.
• 1:04:57
  Speaker 3: But also we knew this was going to happen because
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 3: I mean, Look at Adam Levine's tattoos. It's like a
• 1:05:03
  Speaker 3: lion head. He has California written across the lower belly.
• 1:05:07
  Speaker 3: You're like, what are you doing?
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 2: She made fun of him, too.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 4: She goes, basically, now you guys know he's everywhere. His
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 4: music is basically elevator music now, so she's kind of.
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: Giving him a diss.
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: Good for her.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: Okay, lots going on with Beverly Hills.
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 3: I love her.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 4: I just want to say, Lisa Renna just posted Sunday Truth.
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 4: I'm like the LeBron James of Housewives at this point,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 4: she writes.
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 2: You Can't Afford to Lose Me.
• 1:05:32
  Speaker 3: Why'd she tag Michael Rapaport in this?
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 2: Because Michael Rapaport says that about her, I think.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: Is that her new tagline for the new season?
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 2: I don't know, but she's definitely not going to BravoCon.
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 4: She's not listed in the itinerary, and also she shared
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: with Teddy Mellencamp that she is going to, she'll be
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 4: in Paris with Amelia, probably doing some modeling or whatever.
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 4: And even if that isn't true, I think it's really
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 4: smart that if she's decided, fuck this, I don't want
• 1:06:04
  Speaker 4: to go to BravoCon for the little bit of money
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 4: that they pay me.
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 2: I'm so mad whether I stay on the show or not.
• 1:06:09
  Speaker 4: I think it was really smart that with what her
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 4: daughter does, even if there wasn't a reason to go
• 1:06:14
  Speaker 4: to Paris, you could book Paris and there could be
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 4: some appearance or it could be something. No one's going
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 4: to follow up. But, like, and I'm being a really
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 4: good mom.
• 1:06:23
  Speaker 2: I'm going with my.
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: I'm spending time with my 20-year-old daughter in Paris. I'm
• 1:06:27
  Speaker 4: being a mom first. I don't... I'm not doing BravoCon.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 2: Too bad. This was already scheduled before.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 3: This is completely smart.
• 1:06:33
  Speaker 2: Totally smart, yeah.
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: Because you know how hard a con is? I found
• 1:06:36
  Speaker 3: this out. Because DragCon... Oh, okay. is so hard on
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 3: the drag queens from Drag Race because they have to...
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 3: They get a booth. They have to pay for the booth, obviously.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: They get the spot. And then they have to charge...
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 3: money for people to come take pictures with them because
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: they're not, or they have to sell merch. So they
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 3: either go do a panel and lose that money. They
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 3: could be making, taking pictures with people or selling merch. So,
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 3: and they're on their feet all day for like three
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 3: days and they're not getting sleep, whatever. So if Lisa
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 3: wants to do this right for Bravo con, don't go,
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: but sell your merch at Bravo con and, And hire
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 3: somebody to be like, oh, didn't she have like a
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: beauty line or something?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 4: She has Lisa Rinna Lip, which I have talked about
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 4: how much I fucking love.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: It's the best lip liner.
• 1:07:28
  Speaker 3: Sell the merch.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 4: Lisa, I will work your Rinna Beauty booth because I actually.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 2: Love her lip stuff.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: There you go.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: I'm wearing it right now. I love it. And you
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 3: have a show. Right. Next door. So like in between,
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 3: you can go work.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: I'm on there, but I'll sell. Yeah. I'll do it
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 2: for a song and a few lip liners.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 3: I mean, if I was Kathy Hilton, I wouldn't even
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 3: show up. You know what I'd do? I'd do her
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 3: tequila booth.
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 4: I actually don't know if Kathy's doing it. I know
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: that there's a panel for each city, but then a
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 4: lot of other people are doing all these extra panels.
• 1:07:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: And I don't think they get, I don't know for sure,
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 4: but they don't get paid for it. So they agree
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 4: to do it because A, they think it'll be fun,
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 4: or B, they want to Be the good student, you know,
• 1:08:06
  Speaker 4: the good employee.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 2: But you're right.
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 4: She doesn't have to do it. And she's gotten so
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: much shit for what's going on. And one thing I
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: will say about this whole thing at Beverly Hills is
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 4: the biggest thing is that she's released these texts that
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 4: after they left this caribou club in Aspen.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: Right.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 2: Where the cameras and no producer was with them. Right.
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 4: Just she and Kathy were in a sprinter van going
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 4: back to the house. And then she, I think she's right,
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 4: wrote Erica said, oh my God, I'm back in the place.
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: It's terrifying.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 3: She's screamed at it.
• 1:08:42
  Speaker 2: I've never seen anything like it.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 4: And then she also shared, they showed a little bit
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 4: of that text on the show, but then Lisa Rinna
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: showed all the texts. And later in the text, she
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: shares a text from Kathy to Lisa saying, let's not
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 4: talk about it.
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 2: Silence is golden.
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 4: There's more to this, but it would just make it
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 4: worse if we talk about it anymore.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: You know, all that.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 4: And I want to say to that, what's kind of
• 1:09:07
  Speaker 4: shitty about this whole thing, she started to reveal all
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 4: this stuff. right after in January saying we got cease
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 4: and desist and rumors were flying. And it was all
• 1:09:16
  Speaker 4: because Kathy, you know, freaked out and used a bad
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 4: word because the story I heard is that the DJ
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 4: wasn't playing her Michael Jackson requests. And then she referred
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 4: to him as the pedophile. No, no, as, as the
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 4: homophobic slur.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: So, so, Wait, Michael Jackson?
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 2: No, the DJ.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: Oh, she called the DJ.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know if she said it to him or
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 4: referred to him as that in a rant or whatever.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: It was never caught on camera, but Lisa Rinna was
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 4: very disgusted with it. But I want to say, you
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 4: have a right to be really disgusted with her behavior
• 1:09:54
  Speaker 4: and all that. And I understand it's a show, and
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 4: she's probably pissed that Kathy got money, also got to
• 1:10:01
  Speaker 4: miss the first half of the season because she was
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 4: negotiating her pay, claiming it was the Paris wedding that
• 1:10:06
  Speaker 4: she was busy with But I think it says a
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 4: lot not good about Lisa Rinna that someone could write
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 4: you and say, please don't say anything about this.
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 2: Silence is golden.
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 4: Like there isn't a text that's like, hey, I fucking
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 4: lost my mind and I was horrible. Can we just
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 4: take this to the grave?
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 2: Maybe there was. And maybe we're only seeing her being
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: like silence is golden. But it's kind of sad that
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: now I hope all the housewives know you can't trust
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 2: Lisa Rinna.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 4: Like if you text your friend and say, can we
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 4: keep this between us? Promise me you won't say anything.
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 4: And then you didn't. But, like, she was talking from
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 4: January on letting people know about this.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: So I'm like.
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 3: It's her tagline. Her tagline was.
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: I'm going to stir it or whatever. Like, you better
• 1:10:53
  Speaker 2: believe I'm going to say it.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I can't keep these lips shut. Like, she literally
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: tells you in her tagline.
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: So, I mean, I guess people should just know that.
• 1:11:00
  Speaker 3: From the sauce? From Garcelle's sauce? Yes. To, I mean.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 2: You just have to know that. You can have fun
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: with Lisa Rinna.
• 1:11:09
  Speaker 4: If you need something, she'll lend you a handbag.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 2: She'll bring you some sauce.
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 4: But, like, anything that you want to keep secret, no
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 4: matter what, she's just not the one. On the other hand,
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 4: I think Kyle takes things to the grave. I think
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: there's other house ways.
• 1:11:25
  Speaker 3: I think Dorit does.
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 2: I think Dorit could.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 4: I think there's certain people that could when requested. Like, okay,
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: or I'll keep it for 10 years, and once it's
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 4: out in a book, then I can talk about it. But, like,
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 4: I just don't... So I'm like, I don't think it looks...
• 1:11:40
  Speaker 4: I don't think anyone's talking about that. Like, oh, that's
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 4: a shame that like the next morning you couldn't text
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 4: your friend, your coworker and be like, can we just
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 4: forget that last night ever happened and trust that they'd
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 4: be like, yes, girl, I got you.
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: We've all been there. No, not when a TV show's involved.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 3: No, Lisa's like, sure.
• 1:11:56
  Speaker 2: Not when fans are involved.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: Page six.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, not when all that's involved. So it's going to
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 2: be juicy.
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: Uh-oh, what happened?
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 4: Kim bought, spent $ 70 million on an oceanfront estate. just
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 4: north of where Kanye's house is in Malibu. I saw
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: the photo and I want to say, I agree with
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 4: this financial purchase. This is what you do when you
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 4: have a lot of money and you're a California girl.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: It's the ultimate dream. Everyone always wanted a Barbie dream house.
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 4: Remember when you'd play that thing? Like it was what
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 4: it's like, The fortune teller thing?
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: The fortune gomma. And you'd be like, do you want
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 2: a house by a lake? House in Malibu?
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 3: Where do you live?
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 2: Oh, you're talking about MASH. MASH. MASH.
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 3: But this is the fortune one, which was great. It
• 1:12:40
  Speaker 3: was like color, green, G-R-E-E-N.
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 2: Oh, I thought you also did it with the four houses.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 3: No, MASH was mansion, apartment, shack, house. And then where
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 3: do you want to live?
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 2: And then Mal... Yes, yes. So I like... And it's
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: a house that's already built. It's a beautiful setting.
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 3: So.
• 1:12:56
  Speaker 4: sustainability wise, she's not hurting anyone by purchasing this house.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: It's a cheap 70 million.
• 1:13:03
  Speaker 2: She'll, you know, pay her property taxes. So I want
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: to say that's what.
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 4: You do when you're close to being a billionaire. You
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 4: get a beautiful piece of property that everyone would want.
• 1:13:16
  Speaker 4: So good for her and invite me over. And I'm not,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 4: you would, this is crazy.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: This just broke.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 4: This is some of the items that are being sold
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 4: by Thomas, by Tom and Erica Girardi Estate.
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 2: It's a court-ordered sale.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 4: It just came out at 12 o'clock today. I went
• 1:13:32
  Speaker 4: through it. None of it is great, okay?
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: None of it's great.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 4: None of it is good. The most expensive item I
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 4: saw was a piano. So basically, anything good, Erica took
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 4: out of the house when she went to her little dollhouse.
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 2: And she couldn't carry that.
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 3: This is their yard sale.
• 1:13:47
  Speaker 2: Yes, they couldn't, she couldn't carry the piano.
• 1:13:51
  Speaker 4: But everything else is like, maybe the highest bid is like, $ 1, 100
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 4: for stuff.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 2: So there's wine. This is some of my favorites that
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 2: I did. Oh, some of his awards.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 4: Tom Girardi was awarded 2017 Consumer.
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 2: Attorney of the Year Award. All Hall of Fame. Thomas
• 1:14:11
  Speaker 2: Girardi from 2008. All these law awards. You can get those.
• 1:14:16
  Speaker 3: Who wants this?
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 2: I mean, I bought the coat rack from the office.
• 1:14:20
  Speaker 3: But that's a coat rack.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 2: Still, though, I mean.
• 1:14:21
  Speaker 3: Nobody wants it. Somebody else is on board.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 2: I just want to show you. Not shocked that she
• 1:14:25
  Speaker 2: didn't want. The furniture is so fucking ugly.
• 1:14:27
  Speaker 3: That's hideous.
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: This is a pair of silk. Dem-esque armchairs.
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: This looks like the chair that Lizzie Borden's dad was
• 1:14:35
  Speaker 3: axed in the head to.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: It's so late 80s, early 90s hideous.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 3: It's like Victorian haunted Airbnb.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 4: Starting bid $ 450, and there's zero bids. Then, I don't
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 4: know why she didn't want a pair of bronze figural
• 1:14:48
  Speaker 4: floor lamps.
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 3: Floor lamps?
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: So it lights up from the ground?
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 1:14:54
  Speaker 3: That's terrifying, and it casts those children's shadows.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 2: It's just horrific.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:14:59
  Speaker 4: Um, then I don't know if you knew, know this,
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 4: but she had a room that was her own like
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 4: religious temple inside.
• 1:15:04
  Speaker 2: Of the house. So she's selling, I think this is
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 2: from a lot of that.
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 4: It's a lot of like, um, like 19th century little
• 1:15:13
  Speaker 4: like religious stuff.
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: Okay. Oh wow.
• 1:15:15
  Speaker 4: Here's a poster of a bunch of famous lawyers. I
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 4: think this one is Tom right here.
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 2: I'm not even sure.
• 1:15:21
  Speaker 3: Which one?
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 2: This one right here with the red hair, I don't
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 2: know which one even looks like Tom.
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: They all look like turds.
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 4: But it's five attorneys in Superman costumes, like a cartoon.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 3: No.
• 1:15:30
  Speaker 2: Like, who the fuck would want that?
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: Purves.
• 1:15:33
  Speaker 2: Then I thought, oh, this outdoor furniture looks nice.
• 1:15:37
  Speaker 3: No. Stained.
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 2: Look how stained it is.
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: Stained.
• 1:15:41
  Speaker 4: I mean, there's no way that the iron frame of
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 4: these lounge chairs is worth $ 1, 100 when you have to
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 4: get all new mats and stuff.
• 1:15:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just go to Wayfair and call it a day.
• 1:15:52
  Speaker 2: And, um, all right, let's end it there. Wait, what happened? Oh,
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 2: the bling ring doc is out on Netflix.
• 1:16:01
  Speaker 3: Don't they already have one?
• 1:16:02
  Speaker 4: I feel like I want to say something to Netflix
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 4: and everybody else that's making documentaries.
• 1:16:09
  Speaker 2: We've seen it. We know it.
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 4: It doesn't have to be five episodes on the other hand.
• 1:16:15
  Speaker 2: I guess maybe a 20-year-old might find this juicy. I
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 2: don't know. I feel it's dragged out.
• 1:16:20
  Speaker 4: I mean, we've talked about it. There's been a scripted
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 4: movie about it. There's been books about it. Alexis Nyers
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 4: has been on my show. She has her own podcast.
• 1:16:27
  Speaker 4: She's been on 12 other podcasts. Like, we know the
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 4: story of the bling ring.
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's old news.
• 1:16:33
  Speaker 2: Paris, early social media time, it was easy to follow Paris.
• 1:16:37
  Speaker 2: She'd be like, I'm going to an event. She'd tweet
• 1:16:39
  Speaker 2: about it. They'd go to her house and they'd steal
• 1:16:41
  Speaker 2: her shit.
• 1:16:42
  Speaker 3: But here's the thing. If you want to watch the
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: real bling ring, watch that reality show they had. Do
• 1:16:48
  Speaker 3: you know the one I'm talking about with the mom
• 1:16:50
  Speaker 3: and her? She's like, you put in page six that
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: I was wearing Louboutins and I wasn't wearing Louboutins. I
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: was wearing a comfortable flat. And the mom's like, why
• 1:16:57
  Speaker 3: would you say that?
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 2: They were little, BB, brown, kitten heels. They weren't Valentino Louboutins.
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 2: Oh my God. No, that show was so bad. Oh yeah.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 2: What was it called? Pretty Wild.
• 1:17:14
  Speaker 3: Pretty Wild.
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 2: Pretty Wild and– On E? On E. And what happened was.
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 4: A comedian, I can't think of his name, who was
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 4: on our show was in a movie and Alexis and
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 4: her sister, which wasn't like her real sister, like a
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 4: sister that was like the mom adopted or something or
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 4: let her live there. They were extras on a movie set.
• 1:17:35
  Speaker 4: And he talked to them during the lunches. And they
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 4: were like, yeah, we don't go to school. And our
• 1:17:39
  Speaker 4: mom teaches us, homeschools us via the secret method.
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 3: Oh, okay.
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 2: And so he's like, this is the show.
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 4: So he brings it to Chelsea and Tom and Brad
• 1:17:50
  Speaker 4: from Chelsea Lately. And they're like, he takes it. And
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 4: they're like, this is going to be our new Kardashians.
• 1:17:56
  Speaker 2: The mom is pretty. Oh, right. Yeah, I remember that.
• 1:17:57
  Speaker 4: And then there was a third sister. So there were
• 1:17:59
  Speaker 4: the three girls, two biological, one that was like kind
• 1:18:02
  Speaker 4: of adopted in their family. And they're all beautiful and
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 4: aspiring actresses. And the mom's so kooky. So they start
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 4: filming it. And then this story comes out that she's been, like,
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 4: with these people robbing these people. So then the whole
• 1:18:16
  Speaker 4: show takes this dark turn. They're doing black tar heroin
• 1:18:19
  Speaker 4: while they're filming in Cabo.
• 1:18:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah.
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 3: And, yeah.
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's it. And so that's the whole thing.
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 4: And so, like, and then she gets better and And then, oh,
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 4: then Alexa's dad goes on to get married. And then
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 4: she says, I have an open marriage with my husband.
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 4: And it's all good. We have two little kids. And
• 1:18:42
  Speaker 4: now she's full lesbian with a girl.
• 1:18:44
  Speaker 3: Work. Yeah. Why watch the bling ring Hollywood heist when
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 3: you can just.
• 1:18:48
  Speaker 2: Listen to me recap it? you're done I saved you
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 2: four hours four.
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 4: Hours you're welcome it might be fun if you don't
• 1:18:54
  Speaker 4: know the story it might be fun I'm just like
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 4: I wish people would just do documentaries of stories I
• 1:18:58
  Speaker 4: don't know yet.
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah give me something new yeah like music why are
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: we sampling everybody's other.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: Songs can somebody pick up an instrument.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 3: Pick up yeah try yeah god forbid uh Justin.
• 1:19:10
  Speaker 2: Yes. You've got Just Saying where everyone can listen.
• 1:19:13
  Speaker 3: It's my podcast. Yes.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: Do you have any other shows coming up that you
• 1:19:17
  Speaker 2: can see live at?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 3: I do. I will be at the Juicy Scoop live
• 1:19:20
  Speaker 3: show in Vegas.
• 1:19:21
  Speaker 2: Right. And Texas.
• 1:19:23
  Speaker 3: And Texas in November. I also have a show coming
• 1:19:26
  Speaker 3: out on Hulu October 1st. What is that, Justin? That
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 3: I wrote just in time for Halloween. The show's called
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 3: Huluween Dragstravaganza. I wrote it with Jackie Beat, who also
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 3: stars in it, and Trace Slobotkin. And yeah, it's a
• 1:19:44
  Speaker 3: Halloween spooky time variety show with some of your favorite
• 1:19:47
  Speaker 3: queens from RuPaul's Drag Race. Yes, and very fun. And
• 1:19:50
  Speaker 3: you might see a hot cameo. I have several cameos
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: in it.
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 2: Yes.
• 1:19:54
  Speaker 3: It comes out on Hulu October 1st, so please tell everyone.
• 1:19:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, everybody.
• 1:19:59
  Speaker 4: That could be really fun also, like fun viewing with
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 4: people too.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: Oh, way fun.
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: Like have it going while you're having a Halloween party
• 1:20:04
  Speaker 2: and stuff.
• 1:20:05
  Speaker 3: It's cute. It's cute.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you, Justin. Thank you. Itching.
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